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Good Morning Morons. Today is Monday, April 06, 2015. On this day in 1917 congress voted to declare war on Germany at the urging of Woodrow Wilson. This occurred for two reasons, first Germany restarted unrestricted sinking of ships, including passenger ships, which after the sinking of the Lusitania with 128 US citizens on board the US said was a violation of the rules of war and second after the British provided the US with a copy of the infamous Zimmerman telegram which Germany sent to Mexico inviting them to start a war with the US and they would finance the war.
More on that Rolling Stone mess coming Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:08 AM (wlDny) 2
DAY 880
583 to go (656 to Inauguration Day 2017) Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 07:08 AM (St6BJ) 3
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu urged the U.S. and other world powers to seek a firmer deal with Iran Sunday over that country's nuclear program and said that he's not trying to kill any deal, just a bad deal.
The key to this is "other world powers", Netanyahu knows that the feckless SOB we have is friend to Iran and other terrorist supporting countries. http://fxn.ws/1CJojFn Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:08 AM (wlDny) 4
The Zimmerman letter. What, the Germans were going to invade Trayvon Martin? Hands up. Nicht Schiessen. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 07:09 AM (St6BJ) 5
The GOP Candidates talk to AP on the issues or something. It's a good exercise in this article but I don't know if we can trust it or not.
http://fxn.ws/1bZVKej Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:09 AM (wlDny) 6
I think this is old news but since Fox just found it I will post it. More violence from the politics of piss as muzzies attack Christian Copts in Egypt who want to build a church to commemorate the Christians who were murdered by ISIS savages.
http://fxn.ws/1Pbp9Bg Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:09 AM (wlDny) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 07:09 AM (St6BJ) 8
A Canadian Moonbat wants to put his statue of "Homeless Jesus" in Detroit.
Statue: http://bit.ly/1a95ktW Evidently he has already installed it in several other liberal Hells. He has found a donor who will cover the $32K cost and all he needs now is for Detroit to provide a location, free of course. I think this is wrong. I am offended by this blasphemous turd-bird using Jesus to advance liberal political crap that has NOTHING to do with Jesus' message. Where is the call from the ACLU to sue to remove this crap. Where is the call from militant atheists to get rid of it and fire this guy from any job he has now and will ever have in the future? http://fxn.ws/1c0v3Gn Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:10 AM (wlDny) 9
Rolling Stone finally gets around to issuing an apology and retracting the phony rape story they printed.
http://fxn.ws/1FvnXDk Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:10 AM (wlDny) 10
But they also have reported they intend to take no punitive action against the reporter because she did not intentionally take the missteps that led to the story (single source and unverified). Does that not look like a cop-out to aid in a defense of a lawsuit? Unintentional so Sullivan applies, or in the vernacular of that great Paul Newman movie "they can't win, absence of malice".
Note also that this article is from CNN Money and the last line in it says the President of the University is considering suing them. http://cnnmon.ie/1xTKRnZ Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:10 AM (wlDny) 11
And here is their printed "mea culpa"; a non-apology apology. It is a very long article that lists a number of failures and gross journalistic errors, but refuses to acknowledge that age-old liberal failure. They allowed their desire to push a Democrat meme to run a story they badly wanted to be true so much that they skipped the rudimentary steps needed to verify the allegations being made. Incredibly, they did not even check to see that if a fraternity party had even occurred in the night in question.
http://rol.st/1CIDpLt Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:10 AM (wlDny) 12
Republican Kelly Ayotte's State Advisor has resigned after falling victim to a police prostitution "sting" which on the surface looks like an entrapment scheme to me.
http://fxn.ws/1Pb5f9w Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:11 AM (wlDny) 13
RIP Jenny Wallenda, matriarch of the internally famous family of high-flying circus performers at 87.
http://fxn.ws/1xVkiyS Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:11 AM (wlDny) 14
Another foreign policy win for Obama. Our ambassador to Czechoslovakia has been banned from official visits to the State Capitol after he objected to a visit to Russia for a ceremony concerning WWII.
http://fxn.ws/1yOr6cC Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:11 AM (wlDny) 15
We have a wave of States now getting rid of what they call "exit exams". I don't know about this one because it is hard to determine what they are actually getting rid of. It also appears to me to be away to excuse shitty education policies and lazy students. And if these are just policies to get rid of individual class final exams then it truly is BS. In the old days when we had real schools that taught the three "Rs" we had finally exams and, no, you did have to pass them. But they were factored into your overall grade counting a significant portion of your grade. When they were factored into your overall grade you had to pass the class.
http://fxn.ws/19XwKm7 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:12 AM (wlDny) 16
Moonbeam says his executive order on CA water has the force of law and all residents must now take a "navy shower" or face heavy fines. He too has a pen and a phone. Why is it that all liberal Democrats think they are Joe Stalin?
http://bit.ly/1GAEZ4y Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:12 AM (wlDny) 17
An ABC reporter gives a very likely reason for the indictment of Menendez on corruption charges (while not indicted Dirty Hairy). It makes it very difficult for Republicans to get a veto proof majority to challenge Obama's illegal treaty and scrapping of Iran sanctions. And what does that imply? It says there are lot of Democrats who have the same type of corruption schemes going that they can be charged with under Obama's corrupt DOJ that he routinely wields as a weapon against his enemies.
An action that Nixon only talked about but which was listed as an impeachment charge. But that is off the table. http://bit.ly/1CJWCwm Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:12 AM (wlDny) 18
DeCommio's packed council is considering giving the right to vote in city elections to all NYC residents regardless of citizenship. Thus guaranteeing a right to Democrats in perpetuity. And my big question is what steps will they take to insure these aliens, legal or illegal, do not vote in federal or State elections? Most likely answer, NONE.
http://bit.ly/1C8BqMU Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:12 AM (wlDny) 19
And speaking of illegals, did you know we have them teaching in schools now?
http://bit.ly/1FvnyRx Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:13 AM (wlDny) 20
Army uses "white privilege" in diversity training at Ft Gordon. The Army is "investigating".
The slide was including by a liberal moonbat author and sociologist Allan Johnson. And this is typical of what higher ups in corporate America hire for these types of sessions. I have sat through many of these and I have found that they are nothing but excuses for liberals to berate "whitey". What they should be "investigating" is not whether he did it or not, I think that will only take a few minutes. What they should be investigating is how moonbats like this are hired to teach troops or whether these sessions are needed at all. I have found that in the overall scheme of things they are actually counter-productive to their stated goals and actually reduce overall morale. http://bit.ly/1NMI8yH Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:13 AM (wlDny) 21
Joooooooooos
That's all I got Posted by: Navycopjoe betting on Da Cubbies at April 06, 2015 07:13 AM (wyDcL) 22
Blacklivesmatter loons ruin Easter Services at a black church in Ferguson. I have a feeling that if they keep this kind of shit up they are going to start getting their asses kicked.
http://bit.ly/1CK16mH Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:13 AM (wlDny) 23
(Via WZ) A journalist for the Las Vegas Sun wrote a negative column about Dirty Hairy and his lies about Mitt Romney's taxes way back in 2012. His editor spiked the story. Here is the column. This is how the Democrat controlled press influences elections.
http://bit.ly/1CU9Zve Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:14 AM (wlDny) 24
Somehow, the Rolling Stone reporter managed to exclude from her apology the fraternity she libeled. Posted by: Jimbolaya at April 06, 2015 07:14 AM (4HYng) 25
Hopefully RS gets sued into oblivion.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2015 07:14 AM (w8QKW) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:14 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:14 AM (wlDny) 28
Those Morons who don't know that The Economist is a liberal Demoncrap rag should read this and understand.
http://bit.ly/1PbKzhF Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:15 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:15 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:15 AM (wlDny) 31
A Canadian Moonbat wants to put his statue of "Homeless Jesus" in Detroit.
Where are the worthless progg ratfucks who always bitch that that money could be better spent "helping[sic] people"? Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 06, 2015 07:17 AM (/kI1Q) 32
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The Zimmerman letter. What, the Germans were going to invade Trayvon Martin? Hands up. Nicht Schiessen. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 07:09 AM (St6BJ) If you aren't familiar with that issue you should look it up. They called for Mexico to invade the SW and take back TX, NM, and AZ Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:18 AM (wlDny) 33
This might be the break for any of us Moron writers. Baen is having a little contest. Deadline is April 20th. Nothing on word limit.
http://www.baen.com/contests.asp Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2015 07:18 AM (KB1Tk) 34
I've lived where water conservation was necessary and taken seriously. Where that is the case they just ration your water. 24 on 24 off. No fines.
Oh but we do love our fines. Posted by: Typo dynamofo at April 06, 2015 07:20 AM (i7JE3) Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 06, 2015 07:20 AM (fwARV) 36
27 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:14 AM (wlDny)
Bowe was just "doing the right thing" in "a wrong way"... I love this newer better America... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 06, 2015 07:20 AM (/4AZU) 37
35 Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 06, 2015 07:20 AM (fwARV)
of course it is....that's why Al-Wa-Po backed Ogabe arming them two years back if you'll recall. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 06, 2015 07:22 AM (/4AZU) 38
Thanks for the morning update Vic.
Ha! They were a century too early for the Zimmerman letter. We're practically giving away those states now. Posted by: Flyguy at April 06, 2015 07:22 AM (3sOO0) 39
32 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:18 AM (wlDny)
so the Kaiser was just prescient or a Democrat? Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 06, 2015 07:22 AM (/4AZU) 40
13 RIP Jenny Wallenda, matriarch of the internally famous family of high-flying circus performers at 87.
http://fxn.ws/1xVkiyS Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:11 AM (wlDny My kidney stone is also internally famous. But seriously, RIP Jenny. Up you go . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 07:24 AM (St6BJ) 41
Maybe California should let private investors build water projects. Presto! No more water shortages.
Better yet, we should press California state government to take over toilet paper distribution, for the children. This is the 'let it burn' strategy, because there would be a shortage of TP inside of a year and Cali residents would maybe start to get the message. Posted by: MTF at April 06, 2015 07:24 AM (FCsIb) 42
Hhhmmmm breakfast - http://tinyurl.com/klarumc
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2015 07:24 AM (KB1Tk) 43
21 Joooooooooos
That's all I got Posted by: Navycopjoe betting on Da Cubbies at April 06, 2015 07:13 AM (wyDcL) I say that every time I get up to go to the can. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 07:25 AM (St6BJ) 44
"24 Somehow, the Rolling Stone reporter managed to exclude from her apology the fraternity she libeled."
That stood ot like a red flag. She is apologizing to her collaborators for not being able to pull off the crime. The masks or off and the left has gone all-in on attacking normal Americans. I wonder if any will start waking up. Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 06, 2015 07:25 AM (1BQGO) 45
Hey NavyCopJoe have you learned to put the lid down now?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2015 07:25 AM (KB1Tk) 46
44 Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 06, 2015 07:25 AM (1BQGO)
if she is gonna apologize like the IJA or IJN she needs a sword. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 06, 2015 07:25 AM (/4AZU) 47
17 It says there are lot of Democrats who have the same type of corruption schemes going that they can be charged with under Obama's corrupt DOJ that he routinely wields as a weapon against his enemies.
If they all banded together, what would SCOAMF do? My gut is that they will fold because party - and lucre -first and always. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 07:27 AM (St6BJ) 48
The Norks now want horseface to come and negotiate with them.
http://bit.ly/1MWQtVt Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:14 AM (wlDny) Everyone wants a Prairie Valley AM on their schedule. Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at April 06, 2015 07:27 AM (iVjJr) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2015 07:28 AM (KB1Tk) 50
24 Somehow, the Rolling Stone reporter managed to exclude from her apology the fraternity she libeled.
Posted by: Jimbolaya at April 06, 2015 07:14 AM (4HYng) That as a matter of law, the truth is irrelevant. We have no knowledge the story is false, therefore we're absent malice. We've been both reasonable and prudent, therefore we're not negligent. We can say what we like about him; he can't do us harm. Democracy is served. Posted by: Counselor Davidek at April 06, 2015 07:28 AM (wlDny) 51
26 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:14 AM (wlDny)
Jungle John is a walking cautionary tale on "having to be able to walk away"... http://tinyurl.com/lc8fsec "once in a lifetime..." No shit Barry you can only give away the store once. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 06, 2015 07:28 AM (/4AZU) Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 06, 2015 07:29 AM (oVJmc) 53
Hell, be honest, don't you want Horseface to come negotiate with you too? It's like winning the lottery- you don't change behavior at all, you are now legal and smelly good, and get massive amounts of money.
Posted by: MTF at April 06, 2015 07:29 AM (FCsIb) 54
A Canadian Moonbat wants to put his statue of "Homeless Jesus" in Detroit.
Where are the worthless progg ratfucks who always bitch that that money could be better spent "helping[sic] people"? Where are the worthless prog ratfucks who always bitch about separation of church and state? Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2015 07:30 AM (w8QKW) 55
The only rapists involved in the story will be lawyers.
Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 06, 2015 07:30 AM (MVitU) 56
The Bill Whittle piece on how the military is being purged of real leaders and populated with Jen Psaki's with fruit salad on their chest is really really frightening. You can eventually replace aging weapons and build up hardware but you can never replace real patriotic soldierly leadership. Well, you can, but it will cost millions of lives. Assuming we come out the other end of it with only our hair slightly mussed. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 07:30 AM (St6BJ) 57
49 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2015 07:28 AM (KB1Tk)
Classic... that was Shirley Mac life #687 or something... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 06, 2015 07:30 AM (/4AZU) 58
36 Bowe was just "doing the right thing" in "a wrong way"...
I love this newer better America... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 06, 2015 07:20 AM (/4AZU) I think he is looking for a "mis-courtmartial" for bad lawyer. Posted by: Counselor Davidek at April 06, 2015 07:30 AM (wlDny) 59
57 that was Shirley Mac life #687 or something...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 06, 2015 07:30 AM (/4AZU) Another Joo-hating cunt. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 07:31 AM (St6BJ) 60
40 My kidney stone is also internally famous. But seriously, RIP Jenny. Up you go . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 07:24 AM (St6BJ) It took me a while to figure out what they meant by that "internally" stuff. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:32 AM (wlDny) 61
But has the US military reached Quaddafi Fabulous yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2015 07:32 AM (KB1Tk) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 07:32 AM (St6BJ) 63
61 But has the US military reached Quaddafi Fabulous yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2015 07:32 AM (KB1Tk) Never in my life did I ever think I'd write the words "I wish he was still in power." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 07:33 AM (St6BJ) 64
congress voted to declare war on Germany at the urging of Woodrow Wilson"
Ah, the early days of "nudging" by Liberals/progressives. Posted by: anon a mouse at April 06, 2015 07:33 AM (KnbYp) 65
I know. Strange world ain't it Sefton. At least Qaddafy Duck was a smart thug, he never doubled down on stupid.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2015 07:35 AM (KB1Tk) 66
And just like that, the Chicago Cubs are in last place.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 06, 2015 07:35 AM (Dj0WE) 67
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Maybe California should let private investors build water projects. Presto! No more water shortages. Better yet, we should press California state government to take over toilet paper distribution, for the children. This is the 'let it burn' strategy, because there would be a shortage of TP inside of a year and Cali residents would maybe start to get the message. Posted by: MTF at April 06, 2015 07:24 AM (FCsIb) I think you and VDH are missing the elephant on the couch. These "greens" and their enablers in the Demoncrap Party are not seeking to alleviate drought. They are actually watermellons looking to crash the system like Bill Ayers so that they can replace it with a communist dictatorship. They had those same moonbats out there in the early 70s wanting to drain Lake Chabot when I was there. They got about 2 sec of attention then. They control the State now. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:35 AM (wlDny) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 07:36 AM (St6BJ) 69
I think he is looking for a "mis-courtmartial" for bad lawyer. Posted by: Counselor Davidek at April 06, 2015 07:30 AM
More likely, he is expecting a directive from the Very Top cutting him loose. Even the most honorable, patriotic military brass have a hard time refusing an order from the C-in-C, no matter how wrong it is. Pvt. Eddie Slovik set the bar for Special Snowflakes like Poor Widdle Bowe. Posted by: MrScribbler at April 06, 2015 07:36 AM (P8YHq) Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 07:37 AM (rDqRv) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2015 07:38 AM (659DL) 72
But they also have reported they intend to take no punitive action against the reporter because she did not intentionally take the missteps that led to the story (single source and unverified). Does that not look like a cop-out to aid in a defense of a lawsuit?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:10 AM RS magazine are every bit as culpable as the writer. No wonder they aren't taking any action. Where was the editorial oversight? Fact checking? There doesn't appear to have been any. Posted by: otho at April 06, 2015 07:38 AM (tBSrv) 73
Woodrow Wilson was just a much better educated Cass Sunstein.
Woodrow Wilson was Hugo Chavez in wire rims. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2015 07:39 AM (659DL) 74
At least Slovak did get shot. Provoo slipped through the cracks.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2015 07:39 AM (KB1Tk) 75
Morning 'rons.
Laid up all weekend with a bad cold. Had to miss Easter dinner and everything. Ugh. Still feel like crap but made it ion to work. Somebody has to work to pay for all that free shit. Bring on the fresh hell. Can't get any worse. Oh, wait. Yes, it can. Posted by: Citizen X at April 06, 2015 07:40 AM (7ObY1) 76
I just learned that PRIVATE Bergdahl (he will never be a sgt in my book) had two Good Conduct Medals.
I'm thinking about chucking my three over the WH fence. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 07:40 AM (OsWis) Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 07:40 AM (rDqRv) 78
I just learned that PRIVATE Bergdahl (he will never be a sgt in my book) had two Good Conduct Medals.
I'm thinking about chucking my three over the WH fence. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 07:40 AM (OsWis) I feel yur pain Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 07:41 AM (rDqRv) 79
Rolling Stone finally gets around to issuing an apology and retracting the phony rape story they printed.
This is supposed to be a rapey, rape awareness, southern male culture bashing occasion. Let's not argue and bicker over who libeled who. Posted by: Jann Wenner, King of Swamp Castle at April 06, 2015 07:43 AM (JO9+V) 80
Woodrow Wilson was just a much better educated Cass Sunstein.
Woodrow Wilson was Hugo Chavez in wire rims. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2015 07:39 AM (659DL) Ooh, I like this game! Woodrow Wilson was Che Guevera without any practical job skills. Posted by: BurtTC at April 06, 2015 07:43 AM (Dj0WE) Posted by: BurtTC at April 06, 2015 07:44 AM (Dj0WE) 82
Obama has succeeded in getting our military lead by a bunch of Ferdinand Foch type generals at the same time he is encouraging another wold war displaying America as a bunch of weak pussies.
So ask that age-old question; if he had a stated goal of destroying America what would he do different. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:44 AM (wlDny) 83
Lets just skip the chase and catapult Bergdahl over the White House fence.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2015 07:44 AM (KB1Tk) 84
It's snowing. The weather service changed their prediction overnight. Yesterday it was five days of snow. Now it's just snow today, cold tomorrow.
It's not unusual to get a spring snowfall around Easter, or tornadoes. I don't want to jinx anyone but where are the tornadoes? Maybe they will still happen, just late in the season. Maybe it's related to the drought in California. How many hurricanes did we have last fall? I don't remember. All just evidence that by reducing our carbon emissions we have calmed the severe weather we get from global warming. It's Science! Or perhaps it is the result of an unusually quiet sun. Quiet sun, quiet climate. Look at all the money California saved by not wasting it on building water reservoirs in the Sierras. Posted by: Anne So at April 06, 2015 07:44 AM (v13i+) 85
I swear to fucking God, if this shitbag walks, I will claim I was in the Coast Guard.
Fuck the Army. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 07:44 AM (OsWis) 86
I swear to fucking God, if this shitbag walks, I will claim I was in the Coast Guard.
Fuck the Army. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 07:44 AM (OsWis) 87
Lets just skip the chase and catapult Bergdahl over the White House fence.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2015 07:44 AM (KB1Tk) I'd rather impale him on the top of the fence. But that's just me Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 07:45 AM (rDqRv) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 07:45 AM (OsWis) 89
We aim for the flagpole atop the White House.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2015 07:46 AM (KB1Tk) 90
I swear to fucking God, if this shitbag walks, I will claim I was in the Coast Guard.
Fuck the Army. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 07:44 AM (OsWis) Well he was in the Coasties for 26 days, so.....? Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 07:46 AM (rDqRv) 91
If anyone told me that a nation founded on religious freedom and liberty is now on the cusp of enshrining homosexual sensibilities when it come to acceptable conscience I would have looked at them like they had just landed from outer space and laughed at them.
Well who's laughing now? Posted by: Kreplach at April 06, 2015 07:46 AM (m8mH+) 92
86 Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 07:44 AM (OsWis)
Comrade in BarackAmerica ARMY FUCKS YOU! Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 06, 2015 07:46 AM (/4AZU) 93
Lets just skip the chase and catapult Bergdahl over the White House fence.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2015 07:44 AM (KB1Tk) I'd rather impale him on the top of the fence. But that's just me Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 07:45 AM (rDqRv) A little math, and I think we can catapult him onto the fence. Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 06, 2015 07:46 AM (/kI1Q) 94
An Australian woman flashed google street view camera so that her friend in England could see her boobehs.
http://bit.ly/19XYG9z Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 06, 2015 07:46 AM (JtwS4) 95
Seriously though, if this shitbag walks, goodbye to the US Military.
I'm serious. It will be a HUGE fuck up. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 07:47 AM (OsWis) 96
Seriously though, if this shitbag walks, goodbye to the US Military.
I'm serious. It will be a HUGE fuck up. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 07:47 AM (OsWis) I agree. Moral is pretty low as it is Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 07:49 AM (rDqRv) 97
*makes a run for the loo at idea*
Reality TV show on MTV. Chelsea Manning and Chelsea Bergdahl are forced to share a house with Bergdahl's father who is a Peeping Tom. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2015 07:49 AM (KB1Tk) 98
An Australian woman flashed google street view camera so that her friend in England could see her boobehs.
That ain't Kate Upton. Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 06, 2015 07:49 AM (oVJmc) 99
Has it been established that there really is a "Jackie" in that Rolling Stone article or did the Author make the whole thing up?
What proof do we have that there is a real life "Jackie"? Anything other than the Author said so? Posted by: Anne So at April 06, 2015 07:49 AM (v13i+) 100
95 Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 07:47 AM (OsWis)
I think the horse left the barn when Bush ordered troops to burn Bibles in 'ghani no offense.... it's been a long march into clusterfuckery Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 06, 2015 07:49 AM (/4AZU) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 07:49 AM (OsWis) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 07:50 AM (OsWis) 103
Sven you know it goes further back than that. Clinton's Peace Dividend that gutted all the mid-career NCOs and officers set the stage.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2015 07:50 AM (KB1Tk) 104
What proof do we have that there is a real life "Jackie"? Anything other than the Author said so?
Posted by: Anne So at April 06, 2015 07:49 AM (v13i+) Her actual identity has been exposed. She's a real person with a history of lying about rape. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 06, 2015 07:51 AM (fwARV) 105
I thought the first episode of the last season of "Mad Men" last night sucked
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 07:52 AM (rDqRv) 106
Mid-career NCO getting the fuck out...HOOAH!
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 07:52 AM (OsWis) 107
Once Obama was elected, I was GONE
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 07:52 AM (OsWis) 108
UVa president makes no effort to apologize to frats she treated as guilty without evidence:
http://tinyurl.com/kn84trv via insty Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 06, 2015 07:52 AM (BZAd3) 109
I think the horse left the barn when Bush ordered troops to burn Bibles in 'ghani no offense....
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 06, 2015 07:49 AM (/4AZU) But that guy who wanted to burn a Koran here... Sweet hell, that was an outrage. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 06, 2015 07:53 AM (fwARV) 110
UVa president makes no effort to apologize to frats she treated as guilty without evidence"
They're men. Mostly white men. Guilt is assumed. Posted by: anon a mouse at April 06, 2015 07:53 AM (KnbYp) 111
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Seriously though, if this shitbag walks, goodbye to the US Military. I'm serious. It will be a HUGE fuck up. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 07:47 AM (OsWis) For Obama that is a feature not a bug. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 07:53 AM (wlDny) Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 06, 2015 07:54 AM (/kI1Q) 113
I know Vic.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 07:54 AM (OsWis) 114
Once Obama was elected, I was GONE
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 07:52 AM (OsWis) It's been a living hell for me having to see his fuckin face every morning. Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 07:55 AM (rDqRv) 115
Divisive, anti-white, anti-Christian indoctrination program...
http://tinyurl.com/l34xxzx Read the rest. After Vic's news - the perfect chaser. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 06, 2015 07:56 AM (BZAd3) 116
I see the Cubs started the season but nobody told them?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 07:56 AM (rDqRv) 117
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 06, 2015 07:52 AM
I see nothing in the article about the Kollege Presadunt making amends to the fraternity, or walking back her own actions in any way. She deserves to take a fall along with the editors and "writer" at RS. Posted by: MrScribbler at April 06, 2015 07:56 AM (P8YHq) 118
Way I see it, let the military be filled with pajama boys, angry feminizes, and confused gender fucks.
I'm sure they will do JUST FINE with their politically correct leaders. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 07:57 AM (OsWis) 119
feminazis
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 07:57 AM (OsWis) 120
It's what the American public wants...and deserves.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 07:58 AM (OsWis) 121
I've been watching the Bourne movies on DVD. In the commentary they talk about how Matt Damon did all his own stunt work.
Then they show the contraption they built so a stunt driver could drive a fake car while Damon acted like he was driving the car in the chase scene in Moscow. My heart was broken. It's all fake. I thought it was real. (Not really, I just didn't realize just how fake it was. They did wreck a lot of cars though, repeatedly.) Posted by: Anne So at April 06, 2015 07:58 AM (v13i+) 122
By the way did anyone else see Anna Kouhman hitting a baseball this AM on FOX? Wow- pretty nice swing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 07:59 AM (rDqRv) 123
SMFH they will become the perfect intervention battalions when the country goes sideways into revolution. Perfectly obedient and perfectly stupid, which will create perfect incidents of atrocity.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2015 07:59 AM (KB1Tk) 124
Kollege Presidunt is outraged, outraged, she tells us. She just cannot believe the RS reporter jumped to conclusions with no evidence.
But not outraged enough to apologize for doing the exact same thing herself. Posted by: Citizen X at April 06, 2015 07:59 AM (7ObY1) 125
So, the anniversary of MLK jr.'s death went unreported? At least I didn't see/hear anything about it. The wrong guy got it that day, IYKWIMAITYD Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 07:59 AM (St6BJ) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 08:00 AM (OsWis) 127
So apparently there is a program on television called Walk of Shame Shuttle, where people who have had sleazy one night stands get picked up from their hot sheet no-tell motels and talk about the pains and pleasures of the night.
I'm beginning to think that Richard Burton and Dylan Thomas had the right idea. Where the F are the seventeen straight whiskeys? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2015 08:02 AM (zF6Iw) 128
I don't know what this is all about, but it's not the hill to die on.
Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at April 06, 2015 08:03 AM (lG2E3) 129
Ran Paul to announce and the circus returns to town. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 08:03 AM (rDqRv) 130
I see the Cubs started the season but nobody told them?
You may want to try this. http://is.gd/5YgyNu I had the tenderloin. Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 06, 2015 08:03 AM (/kI1Q) 131
Cubs fans resort to urinating in beer cups at Wrigley Field as renovations cause long lines at restroom
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 08:04 AM (rDqRv) 132
I've had soldiers that threatened to pop a cap in my ass.
Yeah, after 2005, standards have been lowered A LOT since then. Gangbangers, sluts, and all other kinds of bullshit has been allowed since then. Now, SJWs wanting to prove something. Nope. I advise anyone who is considering joining the military to wait until 2016, at least. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 08:05 AM (OsWis) 133
"Nope. I advise anyone who is considering joining the military to wait until 2016, at least."
When I've talked to young people about their career options, I've always encouraged them to consider the military. It used to be a good choice for a lot of people. I can't in good conscience do that any more. Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at April 06, 2015 08:07 AM (lG2E3) 134
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 06, 2015 08:07 AM (hSlC9) 135
Sock abuse is not the hill to die on.
Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at April 06, 2015 08:07 AM (lG2E3) 136
129 Ran Paul to announce and the circus returns to town. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 08:03 AM (rDqRv) You scared me shitless because you left off the "d". Whew. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:08 AM (St6BJ) 137
Mornng glories!
Well, I see the message of Easter didn't settle in the hearts of the powers that be. They must have a coating of teflon so that it can slide right off, and not bother them with pesky consciences, or admission of sin. And the Ambassador tweeting about issues in his host country? Do we have a bunch of fucking hipsters who know nothing about foreign policy and protocol at State now? It was bad enough when they were just liberals, but who had a modicum of diplomatic behavior. Now? Tweeting? Tattling to your followers that you caused an international incident, rather than dealing with the host country government face to face? Gah. Posted by: Moki at April 06, 2015 08:08 AM (x303I) 138
106 Mid-career NCO getting the fuck out...HOOAH!
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 07:52 AM (OsWis) G-d bless and good luck. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:09 AM (St6BJ) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 08:09 AM (OsWis) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:09 AM (St6BJ) 141
>>It's not unusual to get a spring snowfall around Easter, or tornadoes. I don't want to jinx anyone but where are the tornadoes?
We had some tornados in arkansas (and ok) last week. But no snow, although we had snow in March which is really really unusual for us. Posted by: Lea at April 06, 2015 08:10 AM (vmMMi) 142
While I was laid up on the couch with a bad cold for 3 days, at least I had my newly-arrived set of the Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts to watch.
I remember my parents howling at those. Laughed my head off. So very, very un-PC and a great reminder of what true humor was like before the PC police took over. Milton Berle: "I tried to watch ROOTS, but I gave up after ten minutes. Nobody had scored a basket yet." The Reagan one was especially classic. Posted by: Citizen X at April 06, 2015 08:11 AM (7ObY1) 143
I will always despise obama for what he did to the military.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 08:11 AM (OsWis) 144
So do my NY Metsies at least have a shot at a decent season?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:09 AM (St6BJ) Probably more than my Yankees, but much like the Cubs, the Mets always seem to find a way to screw it up. Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 08:12 AM (rDqRv) 145
I will always despise obama for what he did to the military.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 08:11 AM (OsWis) Amen to that Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 08:12 AM (rDqRv) 146
But not outraged enough to apologize for doing the exact same thing herself."
Well, self awareness isn't exactly a hallmark of the Progressives.... Posted by: anon a mouse at April 06, 2015 08:13 AM (KnbYp) 147
All you have to do is look at BOX 34 of an Officer's Fitrep to know how fucked up things are
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 08:13 AM (rDqRv) 148
I guess I am going to get motivated. Like Citizen X been very sick, still feeling sick, but have things to do.
Like resume update. Already have a story idea sketched out in some detail for the Baen contest. Some morning MMD with extra bounce https://youtu.be/jp0M7Ab-TQw Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2015 08:13 AM (KB1Tk) 149
133 Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at April 06, 2015 08:07 AM (lG2E3)
It is amazing to me how absolutely prescient Paddy Chayefsky was about America and the human condition in general. At the very end of the movie "The Hospital" where a suicidal middle-aged Dr. Herb Bock decides not to head for the hills with Diana Rigg(!!), and the hospital, which was his whole life has been occupied by radicals and hippies, he says. . . "I can't just walk out on it when everyone is copping out and taking off. Someone has to be responsible." As he and the hospital administrator turn to go back in, braving the crazed protestors, he turns to Bock and says "it's like pissing in the wind, Herb." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:13 AM (St6BJ) 150
Gangbangers, sluts, and all other kinds of bullshit has been allowed since then.
Now, SJWs wanting to prove something. Nope. I advise anyone who is considering joining the military to wait until 2016, at least. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 06, 2015 08:05 AM (OsWis) Word. I saw that starting as early as 2002. ::: fist bump ::: Can't wait to see how that first Ranger class with 6 women in it goes. We lost 25% of my class after City Phase. We lost pretty much 15% of the class in every phase after that. (....for the record, I was one of those remaining 15% in Mountain Phase.) Six women will be in the next class. Do the math. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2015 08:14 AM (6rKEC) Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 06, 2015 08:14 AM (/kI1Q) 152
By the way did anyone else see Anna Kouhman hitting a baseball this AM on FOX? Wow- pretty nice swing Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 07:59 AM (rDqRv) ------------------------------------- I'd hit it... Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 06, 2015 08:14 AM (HSmrB) 153
144 Probably more than my Yankees, but much like the Cubs, the Mets always seem to find a way to screw it up.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 08:12 AM (rDqRv) Just like the GOP, except the Mets ain't the Black Sox of 1919. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:15 AM (St6BJ) Posted by: anon a mouse at April 06, 2015 08:15 AM (KnbYp) 155
150 Six women will be in the next class. Do the math.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2015 08:14 AM (6rKEC) At least Michael Sam got cut. But the bean counters at DoD will not allow that to happen. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:16 AM (St6BJ) 156
Washington State Flies Communist Flag at State Capitol - Patriots Come Out Take It Down (VIDEO)
http://tinyurl.com/lqachuq Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 06, 2015 08:16 AM (oVJmc) 157
154-I know. I was in for years, and we had protocol and proper behavior practically beaten into us. Now, people write policy in 142 characters. I am just so disgusted.
It does seem like the bastions for protecting the integrity and security of our nation are being whittled away, doesn't it? Military, State, Police? Posted by: Moki at April 06, 2015 08:18 AM (x303I) 158
Was that Sinatra show on HBO any good? Posted by: Bruce J. at April 06, 2015 08:19 AM (iQIUe) 159
At least Michael Sam got cut. But the bean counters at DoD will not allow that to happen. osted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:16 AM (St6BJ) And this is the part I don't understand. I mean, truly, I don't get it. Sam got cut because the powers that be decided if he were on their team, they had an increased chance of losing a game. If an individual can't hit the bar at any particular school (in my case, it was SAR, here it's Ranger), then there are increased odds of people dying. How does that not register?! Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 06, 2015 08:21 AM (fwARV) 160
So Little VIA, who wants to take his own Mosin Nagant to the range this week, was making Eggs Benedict for us, from scratch.
Suddenly he asks if there is such a thing as a job being a Chef in the Navy. Almost 17 years old, has a free ride to any State University that he wishes to attend. Hates academics. Loves to shoot guns, and experiment with cooking. Call me conflicted. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 06, 2015 08:21 AM (/eHbj) 161
At least Michael Sam got cut. But the bean counters at DoD will not allow that to happen.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:16 AM (St6BJ) The RIs are not of the touchy-feely sort. Pretty sure they're not going to pass anyone who doesn't deserve to pass. FFS, 50% of all male classes wash out for one reason or another. Look, here's one of the reasons I don't see them making it....biology. By Week 6 your body starts eating itself to survive. You're down to about 8% body fat by Week 6. Oh sure, you only got 3 weeks left, but the course doesn't get easier. You're out of body fat so now your body starting burning muscle. You are running on fumes those last three weeks. Men have more muscle to burn, so there's still something left in the tank on that last patrol. Women....not so much. I just don't see it happening. I've been wrong before. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2015 08:21 AM (6rKEC) 162
Rutgers professor uncharacteristically denounces a whole bunch of white guy shit:
http://tinyurl.com/pu9jf66 hardly ever see this crap now-a-days. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 06, 2015 08:22 AM (BZAd3) 163
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So do my NY Metsies at least have a shot at a decent season? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:09 AM (St6BJ) Probably more than my Yankees, but much like the Cubs, the Mets always seem to find a way to screw it up. Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 08:12 AM (rDqRv) There must be something about 'rons and lost causes in baseball. Indians fan myself, which means no sports for me (after tonight) until the end of August when the Buckeyes start playing. I don't think the Tribe even tries to be good anymore.... Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 06, 2015 08:22 AM (JkmfQ) 164
If an individual can't hit the bar at any particular school (in my case, it was SAR, here it's Ranger), then there are increased odds of people dying. How does that not register?! Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 06, 2015 08:21 AM (fwARV) Because reasons! Posted by: 2LT Amber Moonbeam Cloggenstein-Jones at April 06, 2015 08:22 AM (6rKEC) 165
159 How does that not register?!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 06, 2015 08:21 AM (fwARV) I assume you are asking this rhetorically. Did you watch Bill Whittle's "Firewall" on Truth Revolt about a junior officer who refused an order given by a lackey-leftist superior? They are replacing competent, battle-tested and loyal decent America-loving officers with political flunkies in dress uniforms. But you probably know this. Sad and very very dangerous. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:23 AM (St6BJ) 166
Today's sign the world is ending:
Number 3 headline at CNN: "Gun-toting witness thwarts carjacking" http://tinyurl.com/pftzg25 Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 06, 2015 08:23 AM (fwARV) 167
Look, here's one of the reasons I don't see them making it....biology.
By Week 6 your body starts eating itself to survive. You're down to about 8% body fat by Week 6. Oh sure, you only got 3 weeks left, but the course doesn't get easier. You're out of body fat so now your body starting burning muscle. You are running on fumes those last three weeks. Men have more muscle to burn, so there's still something left in the tank on that last patrol. Women....not so much. I just don't see it happening. I've been wrong before. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2015 08:21 AM (6rKEC) No I agree. NO women has yet made it thru the Marine Corp School yet either Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 08:23 AM (rDqRv) 168
163 I don't think the Tribe even tries to be good anymore....
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 06, 2015 08:22 AM (JkmfQ) You gotta have fart. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:24 AM (St6BJ) 169
Rutgers professor uncharacteristically denounces a whole bunch of white guy shit:
Bigots are using academia as a cover. Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 06, 2015 08:25 AM (oVJmc) 170
But you probably know this. Sad and very very dangerous.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:23 AM (St6BJ) I'm out now, and mathematically trapped in a government job, but I've got several buddies still flying. I honestly worry about them being constrained by the RoE literally to death, or, failing that, disobeying RoE in an effort to save others or themselves and finding themselves facing murder charges. It wouldn't be the first time. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 06, 2015 08:25 AM (fwARV) 171
Rutgers professor uncharacteristically denounces a whole bunch of white guy shit
I splorfed coffee at "Bible-quoting Jesus." Talk about "unclear on the concept." Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 06, 2015 08:25 AM (/kI1Q) 172
167 I just don't see it happening. I've been wrong before.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2015 08:21 AM (6rKEC) Affirmative Action, Common Core (Corps[corpse]) and adjusting for societal historic biases. Voila! Jarhead chicks sans dicks. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:26 AM (St6BJ) 173
VERIFYING IRAN NUCLEAR DEAL NOT POSSIBLE, EXPERTS SAY
PAST IRANIAN CHEATING TO BE CODIFIED BY FUTURE ACCORD Of course not., History has shown us that. Only a blithering idiot doens't know that. Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 08:27 AM (rDqRv) 174
No I agree. NO women has yet made it thru the Marine Corp School yet either
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 08:23 AM (rDqRv) And I honestly don't have a problem with giving them a shot. "There will be one single standard for graduation from this course. You will achieve that standard or you will not. That decision is largely yours to make." No wiggling on that, no equivocation, no bowing to outside pressure. Qualify or don't. Survival is a go/no go exercise. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 06, 2015 08:27 AM (fwARV) 175
I splorfed coffee at "Bible-quoting Jesus." Talk about "unclear on the concept."
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 06, 2015 08:25 AM (/kI1Q) Yeah, so much for that whole "and the Word dwelt among us" thingy Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2015 08:28 AM (6rKEC) 176
This white, blond-haired, blue-eyed, gun-toting, Bible-quoting Jesus of the religious right is a god of their own making.
Strawmen well and truly kicked. Posted by: Citizen X at April 06, 2015 08:28 AM (7ObY1) 177
This is not to say that women cannot fight in combat. The Red Army in WW2, the Israelis (although chicks are not in front line combat?) and even the partisans. Doesn't mean they SHOULD be in combat under anything like normal conditions. But in a pinch, I think there are a lot of good women who could pick up a weapon and do serious damage if the situation arose, G-d forbid. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:29 AM (St6BJ) 178
You know, it's come to the point where I can't go to a right-wing site anymore without being inundated with pictures of blond, blue-eyed, gun-toting Jesus's.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 06, 2015 08:29 AM (7ObY1) Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2015 08:30 AM (w8QKW) 180
All this talk of the Borg is starting to piss me off. There is no Borg, Teabaggerz!
Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick in His Mouth at April 06, 2015 08:31 AM (lG2E3) 181
Is that supposed to be Anna Kooiman who is originally from Charlotte, NC? If so she is not likely to engage in carpet munching with Scankles.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2015 08:31 AM (wlDny) 182
Same professor:
"The Jesus I know, love, talk about and choose to retain was a radical, freedom-loving, justice-seeking, potentially queer (because he was either asexual or a priest married to a prostitute), feminist healer, unimpressed by scripture-quoters and religious law-keepers, seduced neither by power nor evil." Amazing how he confirms her biases, isn't it? Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 06, 2015 08:32 AM (oVJmc) Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 06, 2015 08:33 AM (JkmfQ) 184
You know, it's come to the point where I can't go to a right-wing site anymore without being inundated with pictures of blond, blue-eyed, gun-toting Jesus's.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 06, 2015 08:29 AM (7ObY1) Or worse. http://tinyurl.com/47cwa56 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2015 08:33 AM (6rKEC) 185
This is not to say that women cannot fight in combat. The Red Army in WW2, the Israelis (although chicks are not in front line combat?) and even the partisans. But the Feminists tell me how fragile and weak women are on Campus. Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 06, 2015 08:33 AM (oVJmc) 186
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RS magazine are every bit as culpable as the writer. No wonder they aren't taking any action. Where was the editorial oversight? Fact checking? There doesn't appear to have been any. . . . .Extraordinary claims required extraordinary evidence which the reporter never had and RS did not demand from her. They failed to exercise due diligence on an explosive story handed to them by a person who should have been suspect in messing with facts after her previous clashes with Editors. That alone leaves the reporter and the magazine open for libel charges. I don't see anything they will get stuck with criminal wise, but they are on the hook for Civil stuff even with the retraction. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 06, 2015 08:33 AM (4oSLk) 187
Amazing how he confirms her biases, isn't it?
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 06, 2015 08:32 AM (oVJmc) Jesus also kicked the dogshit out of some douchebag tax collectors. I promise, perfessor, you don't want me 'retaining' THAT Jesus. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 06, 2015 08:33 AM (fwARV) Posted by: Citizen X at April 06, 2015 08:34 AM (7ObY1) 189
There must be something about 'rons and lost causes in baseball.
I'm pretty certain the main appeal of Hank the Ballpark Pup and the Racing Sausages is that they're the only members of the Brewers organization who won't crush all your hopes and dreams by the end of May. Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 06, 2015 08:34 AM (/kI1Q) 190
This is not to say that women cannot fight in combat. The Red Army in WW2, the Israelis (although chicks are not in front line combat?) and even the partisans.
Doesn't mean they SHOULD be in combat under anything like normal conditions. But in a pinch, I think there are a lot of good women who could pick up a weapon and do serious damage if the situation arose, G-d forbid. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:29 AM (St6BJ) Yeah the amount of women in combat by both the Israelis and Russians is often over dramatized. Yes they serve and served in both Armies and serve well in most cases, but the actually number in combat is not high. MOST served and serve in support roles. And in our Military today the same is true. MOST women serve in support roles. But that is not a knock on women. MOST of ALL of us in the Military serve in support roles and not actual combat roles. I don't have the ratio at my finger tips but it is at least 3 to 1 support to combat in our Military today and I actually think it is higher almost 5-1. And that is no knock on the support personal, hell I am one of them. But let's keep things in perspective Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 08:35 AM (rDqRv) 191
I saw Racing Sausages open for Meatloaf at the Garden in '91
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2015 08:35 AM (6rKEC) 192
181 Is that supposed to be Anna Kooiman who is originally from Charlotte, NC? If so she is not likely to engage in carpet munching with Scankles.
Posted by: Vic My, the little visions dancing in my head, just took a hurl Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2015 08:35 AM (F2IAQ) Posted by: Fuck This-n-That Cat at April 06, 2015 08:35 AM (7ObY1) 194
I would think that a progressive snowflake would know that Magdalene as prostitute was a myth invented by the medieval patriarchy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 06, 2015 08:35 AM (JtwS4) 195
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Good morning, Rape-shifters. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 07:09 AM (St6BJ) Anti-Gentile this morning? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2015 08:36 AM (F2IAQ) 196
In anticipation of the Nazis invading Britain, Churchill said the British housewife could pick up the meat fork off the kitchen table and plunge it into the chest of the invading Hun. Dems fighting words! Posted by: Bruce J. at April 06, 2015 08:37 AM (iQIUe) 197
Israel bombs warehouses in Lybia:
http://tinyurl.com/o6ydlb2 I didn't see that reported anywhere yesterday, but I'm sure it pissed pissface off. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 06, 2015 08:37 AM (BZAd3) 198
They're not entirely sure whether it's contamination or a discovery, but Mars Rover seems to have met some organic compounds:
http://bbc.in/1BaZYV0 Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 06, 2015 08:37 AM (JtwS4) 199
potentially queer (because he was
either asexual or a priest married to a prostitute) Voluntary celibacy doesn't exist in her world...(but I'd bet money she's no stranger to involuntary celibacy, huh). Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 06, 2015 08:38 AM (/kI1Q) 200
Dems fighting words!
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 06, 2015 08:37 AM (iQIUe) I'm sorry to have to correct you, but the Dems have no fighting words. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 06, 2015 08:38 AM (fwARV) 201
198 They're not entirely sure whether it's contamination or a discovery, but Mars Rover seems to have met some organic compounds:
Well, we used to use that barren red planet as an interplanetary outhouse. Never thought they'd catch on to us. Posted by: The Grey Aliens at April 06, 2015 08:38 AM (7ObY1) 202
193 Fuck Rolling Stone in particular.
Posted by: Fuck This-n-That Cat at April 06, 2015 08:35 AM (7ObY1) I'm not a particularly litigious type, but Jan Wenner should be sued for libel by everyone in that frat house with his destructive rag shut down and him in the poor house. Never happen, sadly. But the discovery phase would be quite interesting. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:39 AM (St6BJ) 203
I didn't see that reported anywhere yesterday, but I'm sure it pissed pissface off.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 06, 2015 08:37 AM (BZAd3) I saw it yesterday. 'Supposedly" it was done with Egyptian support. They let the IDF fly over Egyptian air space? Not sure if that is true? Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 08:39 AM (rDqRv) 204
When Ted Cruz is elected, can Alan West become IG of the DoD? I'd make him SecDef but to be successful the next DoD first has to undo the Obama promotion list. Similarly, Andrew McCarthy should be IG of Justice, Andrew Napolitano at the IRS, and Sharyl Attkisson becomes Inquisitor General of the Press. Mark Steyn can take over the dispensing of University grants.
Just a daydream, yes, but seriously, we need to drive a lot of Progressives from deep in the bowels of American institutions before we can reasonably expect to change. A conservative president will be fighting every step of the way against institutional enemies to get Job One done. Maybe its better to take the battle directly to those enemies first, and make that Job One. Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 06, 2015 08:39 AM (FCsIb) 205
201 Posted by: The Grey Aliens at April 06, 2015 08:38 AM (7ObY1)
"Global Warming" is so bad that it's destroying the Martian climate! Where are the Cytherians and Metalunans? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:40 AM (St6BJ) 206
204 Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 06, 2015 08:39 AM (FCsIb)
Will have to have you on staff at the Cut Jib Newsletter. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:40 AM (St6BJ) 207
This HAS to be linked to our white, patriarchical system:
http://tinyurl.com/l3za2o8 Islamic scholars justify killing people... peacefully, of course. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 06, 2015 08:41 AM (BZAd3) 208
They're not entirely sure whether it's contamination or a discovery, but Mars Rover seems to have met some organic compounds
Instant Martians--just add water. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hare-Way_to_the_Stars Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 06, 2015 08:41 AM (/kI1Q) 209
203 I saw it yesterday. 'Supposedly" it was done with Egyptian support. They let the IDF fly over Egyptian air space? Not sure if that is true?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 08:39 AM (rDqRv) Practicing for a flight in the near future in the opposite direction? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:41 AM (St6BJ) 210
Practicing for a flight in the near future in the opposite direction?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:41 AM (St6BJ) Nah I doubt it Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2015 08:42 AM (rDqRv) 211
208 Instant Martians--just add water.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hare-Way_to_the_Stars Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 06, 2015 08:41 AM (/kI1Q) I'm still waiting for the Sea Monkeys I bought back in '71 to come to life. The water is starting to smell a bit . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:43 AM (St6BJ) 212
They're not entirely sure whether it's contamination or a discovery, but Mars Rover seems to have met some organic compounds:
How long has it been up there? Contamination should have shown up by now. Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2015 08:44 AM (w8QKW) 213
Jan Wenner is 70. Sheesh! I always remember him as short and fat. Looking at old photos, it doesnt look fat at all. Maybe he had all his fat photos wiped from the internet. Posted by: Bruce J. at April 06, 2015 08:45 AM (iQIUe) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2015 08:46 AM (KB1Tk) 215
There comes a time in every boyhood when he learns the cold, hard truth about life and learns to be cynical.
For some, it was Sea Monkeys turning out to be brine shrimp. For me, it was X-Ray Spex. Posted by: Citizen X at April 06, 2015 08:46 AM (7ObY1) 216
Not sure why these people are so anxious to destroy lives. Let the cops handle it. No reason for RS to stick their noses in it.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 06, 2015 08:46 AM (iQIUe) 217
"The Jesus I know, love, talk about and choose to retain was a radical, freedom-loving, justice-seeking, potentially queer (because he was either asexual or a priest married to a prostitute), feminist healer, unimpressed by scripture-quoters and religious law-keepers, seduced neither by power nor evil."
Didn't know Mrs. Moo Moo was a professor. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2015 08:46 AM (zF6Iw) 218
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 06, 2015 08:41 AM
Please, HR, this comment is obstructing my view of Venus. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2015 08:46 AM (h4vJk) 219
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potentially queer (because he was either asexual or a priest married to a prostitute) Voluntary celibacy doesn't exist in her world...(but I'd bet money she's no stranger to involuntary celibacy, huh). Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 06, 2015 08:38 AM (/kI1Q) Sounds like she doesn't have even a passing acquaintance with morality (in general), either. Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 06, 2015 08:47 AM (5Un6g) 220
They're not entirely sure whether it's contamination or a discovery, but Mars Rover seems to have met some organic compounds:
Valu-Rite compounds were found. Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2015 08:47 AM (w8QKW) 221
Moonbeam says his executive order on CA water has the force of law and all residents must now take a "navy shower" or face heavy fines.
How it that going to work? If you smell too clean, it's probably cause to check your water meter? Posted by: no good deed at April 06, 2015 08:47 AM (ZKGnj) 222
"The Jesus I know, love, talk about and choose to retain was a radical, freedom-loving, justice-seeking, potentially queer (because he was either asexual or a priest married to a prostitute), feminist healer, unimpressed by scripture-quoters and religious law-keepers, seduced neither by power nor evil."
Didn't know Mrs. Moo Moo was a professor. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2015 08:46 AM (zF6Iw) I see that said professor seems to have received a failing grade in Fundamentals of Christology Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2015 08:47 AM (6rKEC) 223
I don't think the Tribe even tries to be good anymore....
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 06, 2015 08:22 AM (JkmfQ) ================ The Tribe? The same team that was in the playoffs in 2013, very narrowly missed it in 2014, and picked by everyone and their brother to be back in it this season? That Tribe? Maybe you should go to a couple of games this season, they might just surprise you. Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 06, 2015 08:47 AM (FCsIb) 224
http://tinyurl.com/l3za2o8
Islamic scholars justify killing people... peacefully, of course. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 06, 2015 08:41 AM (BZAd3) Sweet Ron's Brylcreem. Pop-ups froze me up immediately. The interwebs right needs to pull their heads out their proverbial butts. I think I'm still downloading a Twitchy page from last week. Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 06, 2015 08:48 AM (yxw0r) 225
There comes a time in every boyhood when he learns the cold, hard truth about life and learns to be cynical.
For some, it was Sea Monkeys turning out to be brine shrimp. For me, it was X-Ray Spex. Charles Atlas. Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2015 08:48 AM (w8QKW) Posted by: wrg500 at April 06, 2015 08:48 AM (sgrzZ) 227
If you fire them, then they will testify truthfully under oath. So yeah, mistakes were made and learning opportunity. Typical Manhattan response. Lets keep them away from real Americans from now on.
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 06, 2015 08:49 AM (oDCMR) 228
But Sean I bet they got A++++ for Fundamentals of Crystalology or was that Crystal Meth?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2015 08:50 AM (KB1Tk) 229
So I see on this morning's newswires that stalwart Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-Closet, is saying that, why, this Iran deal of Obama's would surely have been negotiated with better and tougher conditions had only.... HILLARY CLINTON BEEN THE PRESIDENT INSTEAD.
I would have to be some sort of multilimbed Hindu goddess to perform a facepalm of magnitude appropriate to this utter stupidity. Have the Republican Party collectively failed to figure out that when Obama's proposed Iran nuclear deal comes up, the _best available rhetorical comparison_ is to the extremely similar North Korea nuclear deal arrived at by Bill Clinton? Which was a weak, naive deal which failed because the Norks contemptuously cheated on it, and which allowed the Norks to obtain nuclear weapons. But then not only fail to draw that comparison, but also to stack what amounts to an implicit campaign endorsement of Canquelles on top? Words fail me. Posted by: torquewrench at April 06, 2015 08:50 AM (noWW6) 230
Speaking of Anna Kooiman, here she is at Indians spring training. The girl can hit.
http://bit.ly/1HHjDBe Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 06, 2015 08:50 AM (FCsIb) 231
I wasn't aware that Jesus was a priest, either....
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 06, 2015 08:51 AM (a42f0) 232
201
198 They're not entirely sure whether it's contamination or a discovery, but Mars Rover seems to have met some organic compounds: Thetans? Shit, Xenu this was going to happen. Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 06, 2015 08:51 AM (JkmfQ) 233
Is it true that the Cubs, with the installation of the jumbotron, lost half of their viewing audience?
Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 06, 2015 08:51 AM (YCG8H) 234
dump up
Posted by: Citizen X at April 06, 2015 08:51 AM (7ObY1) 235
Grey Fox they are getting confused on the term Rabbi. As usual.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2015 08:51 AM (KB1Tk) 236
If you fire them, then they will testify truthfully under oath
Or if you fire them, it is an admission of wrong doing on their part. Posted by: no good deed at April 06, 2015 08:52 AM (ZKGnj) 237
Moonbeam says his executive order on CA water has the force of law and all residents must now take a "navy shower" or face heavy fines.
I'll have to ask my SF friend (a lefty, though getting mugged by reality) what she thinks about this. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2015 08:53 AM (zF6Iw) 238
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2015 08:40 AM (St6BJ)
========================== Will Moo Moo pay my salary? 'Cause I'm hoping for big money. Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 06, 2015 08:53 AM (FCsIb) 239
236 If you fire them, then they will testify truthfully under oath
Or if you fire them, it is an admission of wrong doing on their part. -------------- Yep. Then they will testify truthfully under oath and hang the management. Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 06, 2015 08:54 AM (oDCMR) 240
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2015 08:47 AM (6rKEC)
Hey, Bannion, I sent you an e-mail about the MoMe. Got the time off - now I've got a couple of months to psych myself up into a condition to actually go. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2015 08:55 AM (zF6Iw) 241
237 Moonbeam says his executive order on CA water has the force of law and all residents must now take a "navy shower" or face heavy fines.
I'll have to ask my SF friend (a lefty, though getting mugged by reality) what she thinks about this. ------------------------- How hard is it to plumb around a water meter? I would imagine many Oaxacans are capable of pulling this off. Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 06, 2015 08:55 AM (oDCMR) 242
Maybe you should go to a couple of games this season, they might just surprise you.
Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 06, 2015 08:47 AM (FCsIb) Love the Jake. I know it's supposed to be Progressive Field, but Progressive Ins is a lefty-loving donor and I can't stand them. I quit being "surprised" by Cleveland sports teams long ago. Hell, they make the Cincinnati teams look like winners in comparison. Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 06, 2015 08:56 AM (5Un6g) 243
By the way, that Anna visits the Tribe clip has Anna trying to hit like Mike Avilas. That involves a lot of hip movement, which looks good on Anna.
Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 06, 2015 08:57 AM (FCsIb) 244
Voluntary celibacy doesn't exist in her world...(but I'd bet money she's no stranger to involuntary celibacy, huh).
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 06, 2015 08:38 AM (/kI1Q) Even her dildo needs Viagra. Posted by: RickZ at April 06, 2015 08:59 AM (g37Xr) 245
Repost from a couple of days ago, but worth it. Comedian Patton Oswalt is sick of the PC mentality invading comedy so he tells a joke on twitter, then issues about 50 or so tweets fake apologizing for the non-PC aspects of his joke. A smile to start the work day.
http://bit.ly/1Islg5P Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 06, 2015 09:04 AM (FCsIb) 246
So do my NY Metsies at least have a shot at a decent season?
Probably not. Hugs and kisses from a Nats fan. Posted by: JTB at April 06, 2015 09:06 AM (FvdPb) 247
it's been a long march into clusterfuckery
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 06, 2015 07:49 AM (/4AZU) IIRC, Bush 41 didn't help the cause when US troops in Saudi Arabia were not permitted to have Christian services. Posted by: Hrothgar at April 06, 2015 09:07 AM (ftVQq) 248
I've got a couple of months to psych myself up into a condition to actually go.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2015 08:55 AM (zF6Iw) FWIW, I truly hope you make it out. We're a bunch of drunken, good-natured idiots who already like you. And there's hair pulling, 'ettes on trampolines, comment recitation by our own MWR and AtC crashing bachelorette parties. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 06, 2015 09:10 AM (fwARV) 249
194 I would think that a progressive snowflake would know that Magdalene as prostitute was a myth invented by the medieval patriarchy.
But their exposure to Christian theology is the collected works of Dan Brown. Maybe with an overview of Bishop Spong. Posted by: Fox2! at April 06, 2015 09:15 AM (brIR5) 250
Well since the dump is up I am going to take the rest of the day and finish off my taxes and cut a massive check because I screwed up my quarterly payments. And I haven't even started on State taxes yet.
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