Final Four: Early Bird Edition [Y-not]

The Final Four is this weekend.

First up, Michigan State Spartans vs Duke University Blue Devils.

After that, the Wisconsin Badgers take on the (undefeated) Kentucky Wildcats.

True Americans will be rooting for the Spartans and the Badgers. Just sayin'.

Or you can watch golf:

Open thread.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 05:17 PM

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1 That's a lot of elbows.

Posted by: Methos at April 04, 2015 05:18 PM (ZbV+0)

2 Am I the only member of the horde that's a UK fan?

Posted by: Fourth Horseman found my saddle at April 04, 2015 05:19 PM (A7LEa)

3 Yes I bleed blue. Ha love my Cats.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman found my saddle at April 04, 2015 05:20 PM (A7LEa)

4 As boring as golf on TV is I would watch that rather than b-ball. But what I prefer is to watch neither. B-ball ranks up there with hockey in my rating of sports.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 04, 2015 05:20 PM (wlDny)

5 There's a lot of room in here should we call the corgis.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman found my saddle at April 04, 2015 05:21 PM (A7LEa)

6 I got hooked on b ball in sixth grade when I became a cheerleader. Yes I'm old hush your mouth.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman found my saddle at April 04, 2015 05:22 PM (A7LEa)

7 >>As boring as golf on TV is I would watch that rather than b-ball.

I hate NBA basketball, but I can enjoy collegiate in small doses.

My favorite tv sports are:
NFL > college FB > NHL > PGA > MLB > college hoops/hockey/baseball > NBA

Posted by: Y-not The Tardy at April 04, 2015 05:23 PM (9BRsg)

8 First game should start in about 45 minutes, btw.

Posted by: Y-not The Tardy at April 04, 2015 05:24 PM (9BRsg)

9 Y-not I remember a time when if was sports I watched, not so much anymore.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman found my saddle at April 04, 2015 05:24 PM (A7LEa)

10 Tammy Bruce said she doesn't like that Golf Digest cover.

Posted by: Ronster at April 04, 2015 05:25 PM (4NtAn)

11 Well... As a Tar Heel, I would say to hell with dook and Ky, so count me in as a True American.

Posted by: Greg at April 04, 2015 05:25 PM (lCWBk)

12 2 Am I the only member of the horde that's a UK fan?
***

Not a huge uk fan but generally root for the sec if given the option. But beyond that I can't say I really care.

Although I hope duke looses. And michigan. And maybe Wisconsin...

Posted by: Lea at April 04, 2015 05:26 PM (vmMMi)

13 I will root for the Badgers because I'm a glutton for punishment.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 04, 2015 05:26 PM (3eZI/)

14 Those girls on the left seem nice.

Posted by: fluffy at April 04, 2015 05:26 PM (Ua6T/)

15 >>I remember a time when if was sports I watched, not so much anymore

I was a very rabid baseball fan when I lived in Chicago (I rooted for the Cardinals because shutyourface), but after my mom died, I couldn't watch it for years. I think it's such a quiet and slow game, that I wasn't able to endure it. My thoughts would wander to something sad. I got back into being able to watch it by going to live games. Of course, around here we only have college and AA teams.

Posted by: Y-not at April 04, 2015 05:27 PM (9BRsg)

16 It's gonna take two gloves to get a grip on this club, Sweet Pea.

Posted by: Fritz at April 04, 2015 05:27 PM (ty633)

17 >>Tammy Bruce said she doesn't like that Golf Digest cover.

Really?

I guess if the gal was willing to do that pose, I don't see a problem with it.

I do think she has a boy's build in the hip and waist area, though. Nice underboob, however.

Posted by: Y-not The Tardy at April 04, 2015 05:28 PM (9BRsg)

18
The Squeaky Sneaker Show

(you people call it basketball)

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 04, 2015 05:30 PM (SYMCn)

19 GO WISCONSIN!!!!!

GO MSU!!!!

Rooting for the underdog is good.

Posted by: rld77 at April 04, 2015 05:32 PM (3CWZv)

20 I'd hit HER 463 yards --

-- wait, that came out wrong.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 04, 2015 05:32 PM (KTXxI)

21 Really?

I guess if the gal was willing to do that pose, I don't see a problem with it.

That's what she said last night as a guest on Fox Business News.

Posted by: Ronster at April 04, 2015 05:33 PM (4NtAn)

22 She can "outdrive" me --

-- forget it. I just can't sexualize golf.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 04, 2015 05:34 PM (KTXxI)

23 I was a big fan of the Cincinnati Reds when it was Johnny Bench, Pete Rose, Joe Morgan they were such a great team.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman found my saddle at April 04, 2015 05:34 PM (A7LEa)

24 As a teenager I could lay on the floor in our living room and watch golf for hours. Now I'm just too impatient the BBALL seems to go faster.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman found my saddle at April 04, 2015 05:36 PM (A7LEa)

25 >>I was a big fan of the Cincinnati Reds when it was Johnny Bench, Pete Rose, Joe Morgan

Was it a Reds player who was known for having a big bubble butt? I'm trying to remember his name. Mr and I would always get a chuckle during his at bats

Posted by: Y-not The Tardy at April 04, 2015 05:36 PM (9BRsg)

26 Y-not I don't remember lol.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman found my saddle at April 04, 2015 05:37 PM (A7LEa)

27 The only sport I watch on TV anymore is college football. And then it really depends on who is playing. I used to like baseball because I loved to play it before I got old and decrepit. But I pretty much gave up on that in the 70s.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 04, 2015 05:37 PM (wlDny)

28 12 2 Am I the only member of the horde that's a UK fan?
***

Nope. Went to school in Kentucky... Lived in Lexington one year.

go Wildkittehs!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 04, 2015 05:38 PM (xwKF+)

29 >>> Was it a Reds player who was known for having a big bubble butt?

"Lefty" Kardashian

Posted by: fluffy at April 04, 2015 05:38 PM (Ua6T/)

30 I don't follow jungle ball. How is Kaptain Kick "2/24" Ass, Obama doing with his picks for this?

Posted by: Jukin Former Republican at April 04, 2015 05:39 PM (WGm5T)

31 Kfuc 'em Bucky!

Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 05:39 PM (/pOl7)

32
President's Schedule - April 4, 2015

5:00 PM EST - President Obama hold executive teleconference with Senior Advisors - [Closed Press]

https://youtu.be/UDTZCgsZGeA

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 04, 2015 05:40 PM (kdS6q)

33 5:00 PM EST - President Obama hold executive teleconference with Senior Advisors - [Closed Press]

BS. The king does not work on the weekends.

Posted by: Jukin Former Republican at April 04, 2015 05:42 PM (WGm5T)

34 "Of course, around here we only have college and AA teams."

Love to go to a baseball game but can't stand to watch in on TV.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2015 05:43 PM (SFPWo)

35 Did HoneyMaid just show a commercial with two guys and a baby and say "We Serve Everyone"?

Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at April 04, 2015 05:44 PM (nRvEn)

36 "22
She can "outdrive" me --

-- forget it. I just can't sexualize golf."

Come on now. Putting in the hold. Driving it.

Posted by: Jukin Former Republican at April 04, 2015 05:44 PM (WGm5T)

37 I hate soccer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2015 05:44 PM (iRwHt)

38 And it would not matter if I wanted to watch anyway. It is on TBS and not a local channel.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 04, 2015 05:46 PM (wlDny)

39 Those are too big to be golf balls.

Posted by: @votermom at April 04, 2015 05:47 PM (cbfNE)

40 >>>How is Kaptain Kick "2/24" Ass, Obama doing with his picks for this?<<<

About like how his IQ would dictate.
games.espn.go.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/2015/en/entry?entryID=6674346

Posted by: Fritz at April 04, 2015 05:48 PM (ty633)

41
Did HoneyMaid just show a commercial with two guys and a baby and say "We Serve Everyone"?
Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared

Yes. Nabisco went hard gay with their Honey Maid brand a year or two ago. Why I stopped buying them.

www.bilerico.com/images/honey-maid-indiana-wholesome.png

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 04, 2015 05:49 PM (kdS6q)

42
Honey Maid serves no one. They just make food products to sell.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 04, 2015 05:51 PM (iQIUe)

43 Back from Shell Houston Open. Love me some golf. Hate the traffic.

Watched the 30 / 30 this morning on Christian Laettner. The man haters love to hate. Reminds me of Johnny Football hate.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 05:51 PM (sIhFA)

44 Sparty on!

Although Duke probably kicks their asses.

Posted by: holygoat at April 04, 2015 05:52 PM (ruOyv)

45
"If the #ThisIsWholesome hashtag looks familiar, that's because it's the campaign Honey Maid launched last year highlighting several different kinds of beautiful families, including including an interracial couple, a single dad, and a gay couple. The haters freaked out, of course, but instead of ignoring the bigoted backlash, Honey Maid doubled down with a new ad defending their decision to include and affirm the wholesomeness of LGBT families and beautifully turning the bigots' messages of hate into an expression of love."

https://youtu.be/3UMMn6oVtOc

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 04, 2015 05:52 PM (kdS6q)

46 My husband thinks I'm thinking of Cecil Fielder, who was not at Cincy.

I dunno. I keep picturing a big dude, first baseman or maybe left fielder, in a red uniform with his butt sticking out.

Posted by: Y-not The Tardy at April 04, 2015 05:52 PM (9BRsg)

47 It is on TBS and not a local channel.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 04, 2015 05:46

Just saw that. What's up with that? Is that new this year airing semi-finals on a cable channel? What about the poor people who only get over-the-air channels? Congress should intercede!

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 04, 2015 05:52 PM (3eZI/)

48 Is that new this year airing semi-finals on a cable channel?
--

You might be able to watch over the internet. Try that link above.

Posted by: Y-not The Tardy at April 04, 2015 05:54 PM (9BRsg)

49 46: John Kruk of the Phillies?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 05:55 PM (ucDmr)

50 Well it's about to start so Ima gonna go watch and enjoy. Later gators.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman found my saddle at April 04, 2015 05:55 PM (A7LEa)

51
What about the poor people who only get over-the-air channels?
Posted by: olddog in mo

They can watch the game live on their government paid Obamaphones.

Oh, you mean poor people like you? Well then, can't help ya.

Speaking of which, how is the severely fiscally conservative GOP run congress doing with roping in that program?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 04, 2015 05:56 PM (kdS6q)

52 Hey, kids! I cannot watch the games, not on a channel I get. Oh, well . . . the final on Monday is on CBS so there's that.

How's everybody doin' today? Absolutely gorgeous here, sunny and 79 degress. I'm doing massive spring cleaning, as I have for the last week or two. Needed groceries but all the stores will be a nightmare today. Neighbors just got back from Costco, they "forgot" about Easter (persian), total shitshow.

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2015 05:56 PM (EgOr3)

53 >>46: John Kruk of the Phillies?

No, it was definitely a black dude.

Lemme see if I can look at rosters from the 80s to figure it out.

Posted by: Y-not The Tardy at April 04, 2015 05:57 PM (9BRsg)

54 Finally! Elbows in golf!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 04, 2015 05:57 PM (08Znv)

55 It might have been Dave Parker.

Posted by: Y-not The Tardy at April 04, 2015 05:58 PM (9BRsg)

56 Peaches, hows things?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 05:58 PM (ucDmr)

57 Kirby Puckett had a big ole' bubble butt.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 04, 2015 05:58 PM (Q4lD9)

58 I think you can live stream these games on ncaa march madness live site. Looks like it's starting in 10 minutes.

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2015 05:58 PM (EgOr3)

59 Posted by: Y-not The Tardy at April 04, 2015 05:57 PM (9BRsg)

Ken Griffey Jr. , Joe Morgan , George Foster

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 05:59 PM (sIhFA)

60 >>Kirby Puckett had a big ole' bubble butt.

Not him. Someone taller wearing a red uniform.

Posted by: Y-not The Tardy at April 04, 2015 06:01 PM (9BRsg)

61 Things be pretty good, Chavez, and you?

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2015 06:01 PM (EgOr3)

62 Dave Concepcion?

Posted by: FireHorse at April 04, 2015 06:01 PM (8TqNO)

63 Great thanks waiting for my Badgers to get their butts kicked by the Kentucky prison bitches.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 06:03 PM (ucDmr)

64 I'm going to assume I'm thinking of Dave Parker b/c I'm pretty darned sure it would've been in the 80s and it was a red uniform (and I'd remember the name if it was a Cardinal, but they didn't have many big hitters back then). Only other possibility would be a Philly.

Not likely to be American league as I mostly watched National.

Posted by: Y-not The Senile at April 04, 2015 06:04 PM (9BRsg)

65 "I keep picturing a big dude, first baseman or maybe left fielder, in a red uniform with his butt sticking out."

Boog Powell? (Not a red uni, but he was big and played first.)

Posted by: FireHorse at April 04, 2015 06:04 PM (8TqNO)

66 yup here comes the livestream. who y'all want me to root for? i'm thinkin' michgan state but I can be easily bought . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2015 06:06 PM (EgOr3)

67 I will turn it on for background noise. It was a lot more fun last weekend watching in Vegas when I had money on the games. Funny how that works.

Posted by: Molly k. at April 04, 2015 06:07 PM (GH3P+)

68 Gimme the underdog and 3 points in overtime.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xy6xgfW4HFo

Posted by: Fritz at April 04, 2015 06:08 PM (ty633)

69 >>who y'all want me to root for? i'm thinkin' michgan state

Spartans all the way!

Posted by: Y-not at April 04, 2015 06:10 PM (9BRsg)

70 "Lemme see if I can look at rosters from the 80s to figure it out."

I think the Atlanta Braves had a red-shirt uniform variation back then.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 04, 2015 06:10 PM (8TqNO)

71 I'm rooting for Bitch's boys!

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at April 04, 2015 06:10 PM (qNZ3I)

72 Spartans all the way!

Posted by: Y-not at April 04, 2015 06:10 PM (9BRsg)
You got it, bubala! (little passover nod to our chewish moron friends)

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2015 06:11 PM (EgOr3)

73 Ken Griffey, Sr.?

Posted by: Furious George at April 04, 2015 06:12 PM (UlJ3l)

74 Players don't have shoe contracts in college so what's up with the rainbows?

Seriously, the last I knew the coach in college got the shoe contracts. Even if it's the schools, why different colors/brands?

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 04, 2015 06:12 PM (NV+/e)

75 Moron Labe.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2015 06:13 PM (iRwHt)

76 Speaking of which, how is the severely fiscally conservative GOP run congress doing with roping in that program?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 04, 2015 05:56

Wasn't there a dispute a while back where one of the cable providers was in a dispute and some NE play-off game (Patriots?) wasn't going to air? IIRC, our beneficent congress critters passed some resolution to resolve the dispute. Or else!

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 04, 2015 06:14 PM (3eZI/)

77 Wasn't there a dispute a while back where one of the cable providers was in a dispute

I don't know about that but in LA, TWC got into a massive kerfuffle about Dodger games and didn't carry them for, I dunno, a year or more? But, yeah, the patriotic turgidity of our congresscritters is, as always, a shining example for us all.

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2015 06:16 PM (EgOr3)

78 They can watch the game live on their government paid Obamaphones.

Oh, you mean poor people like you? Well then, can't help ya.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 04, 2015 05:56 PM

Heh. Yeah, I covered the Obamaphone shit with kids during my little tirade. They moved to another room to watch zombies.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 04, 2015 06:18 PM (3eZI/)

79 this livestream is super high quality . . . orders of magnitude better than that Canadian crap during football season.

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2015 06:19 PM (EgOr3)

80 The rise of the multi-broadcast for big sporting events is interesting

The game is on 3 separate channels simultaneously.
Main game on TBS
Duke "Team Stream" with Duke homer announcers on TNT.
And Mich St homer stream on ... TruTV? Something.

At this stage if a sporting event is only show on a single channel, it's not that big an event.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 04, 2015 06:21 PM (ZPrif)

81 Meh, I have no love lost for basketball, at all, college or professional.

Ever since it turned into slamball it lost any appeal at all to me as a sport.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at April 04, 2015 06:25 PM (74McK)

82 We at thee University of Michigan sincerely hope Michigan Tech doesn't embarrass itself once again.

Posted by: Ann Arbor Elite at April 04, 2015 06:26 PM (gwG9s)

83 Other than pure titilation, there is no reason for that golf cover.

It's sort of like a sex scene in movie, sure there's no reason for this here random sex scene but tits are nice to look at.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 04, 2015 06:27 PM (BJLGz)

84 Yikes. The officiating is already skewed toward the favorite. It's gonna be a long hard slog for MSU.

Posted by: Fritz at April 04, 2015 06:29 PM (ty633)

85 It might have been Dave Parker.

Posted by: Y-not The Tardy

Dave Parker played for the Reds from 1985 - 1988 (four seasons), and he was 6 ft 5 or 6 ft 6. Today he is heavily involved in supporting youth baseball in Cincinnati. Does a lot of good work for kids.
He also is now suffering from Parkinson's Disease, and it's kinda sad to watch him interviewed on TV.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 04, 2015 06:32 PM (+1T7c)

86 We at thee University of Michigan sincerely hope Michigan Tech doesn't embarrass itself once again.

Posted by: Ann Arbor Elite

Michigan Tech is a very fine small private school in the UP.

Michigan State is playing Duke. FYI.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 04, 2015 06:34 PM (+1T7c)

87 so, yo, the fix is in? Michigan State was comfortably ahead, then I went out to get a load of laundry out of the dryer and I come back and that's over. {spits}

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2015 06:38 PM (EgOr3)

88 Players don't have shoe contracts in college so what's up with the rainbows?

Seriously, the last I knew the coach in college got the shoe contracts. Even if it's the schools, why different colors/brands?

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet

Players don't have shoe contracts in college. Yeah, right.

I guy I went to college with a guy that had played HS B-ball with Kevin Grevey (who went to UK) and played major b-ball back in the mid 70's. He went down to Lexington to visit him once at the "basketball lodge"where UK players lived.

Grevey's room had at least 100 pairs of athletic shoes, and he gave him a pair he didn't want. They are being plied by the big shoe companies as undergrads in case they make it big and get to the NBA.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 04, 2015 06:39 PM (+1T7c)

89 Woah.... nice golfer chick. I suddenly like golf.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 04, 2015 06:41 PM (FMbng)

90 the announcers are makin' me wanna slice a bitch. and, frankly, college roundball would benefit from some tastefully-placed side-boob. guess i will repair to the couch with my book and a(nother) beer.

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2015 06:42 PM (EgOr3)

91 The championship will be Duke vs Ky. The fix is in. Boring, and who cares.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 06:44 PM (ucDmr)

92 T'hell with Mich State, go Duke (and anyone other than M State and O State).

Posted by: Wolverines Forever at April 04, 2015 06:44 PM (3MNCs)

93 George Foster? 1st base for the Redlegs.

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at April 04, 2015 06:45 PM (TgJ7P)

94 The golfer chick is built like a teenage boy with tits.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 04, 2015 06:46 PM (ZPrif)

95 2 Am I the only member of the horde that's a UK fan?

No way! Go Big Blue!! KY born and bred, graduated from UK, live in Lex. Got a couch ready to burn and everything.

Posted by: shinypie at April 04, 2015 06:49 PM (3nZXa)

96 Anybody else not able to get the main page to load?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2015 06:49 PM (GDulk)

97 Let's be honest. If it really was the Final Four, I might watch this crap, but it'll be on again in about 12 months, so why bother?

Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 04, 2015 06:49 PM (Q819Q)

98 Let's be honest. If it really was the Final Four, I
might watch this crap, but it'll be on again in about 12 months, so why
bother?

Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 04, 2015 06:49 PM (Q819Q)

I like your style Snoodle. Got a newsletter?

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2015 06:50 PM (EgOr3)

99 fuckin' pixy, fuckin' with an old lady . . . sigh

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2015 06:50 PM (EgOr3)

100 >> The golfer chick is built like a teenage boy with tits.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 04, 2015 06:46 PM (ZPrif)

They've done a great job of making her look twice her age, though.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 04, 2015 06:51 PM (Q819Q)

101 Good luck on the match!

Posted by: People Corp at April 04, 2015 06:53 PM (TzeLs)

102 If the golf chicks dressed like that I would watch, otherwise I would rather smoke a mushroom out of a porcupine's ass than watch golf.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 04, 2015 06:53 PM (FMbng)

103 Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 04, 2015 06:32 PM (+1T7c)

Too bad he wasn't in the NFL then they could blame the Parkinson's on head concussions.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 06:54 PM (sIhFA)

104 Did someone mention something about teenage boys?

Posted by: Harry Reid, Aficionado of Handsome Young Boys at April 04, 2015 06:56 PM (UlJ3l)

105 Calipari sux.

Poor LexiThompson. Wandering down the agent rat hole.

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2015 06:56 PM (48QDY)

106 "Too bad he wasn't in the NFL then they could blame the Parkinson's on head concussions."

Ha! Cincinnati "Reds." Racist. (Sort of.)

Posted by: FireHorse at April 04, 2015 06:58 PM (aQssP)

107 How come they couldn't have done that cover with Natalie Gulbis or Paula Creamer. That would have been a cover.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 07:00 PM (sIhFA)

108 Sorry. I left out that Bil Rafttery sux more.

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2015 07:00 PM (48QDY)

109 Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 07:00 PM (sIhFA)

Both?

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2015 07:02 PM (48QDY)

110 Lexi is only a couple of strokes back at the first major.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 07:02 PM (sIhFA)

111 CATS! CATS! CATS! I have spent a fortune donating family heirlooms to be burnt on State St. (Not to mention education a couple of kids there.)

Posted by: Conservative in the Bluegrass State at April 04, 2015 07:02 PM (Xg82m)

112 Too bad he wasn't in the NFL then they could blame the Parkinson's on head concussions.
Posted by: Cruzinator

Parker and a lot of the Pirates from the '79 World Series team were big cokeheads for a while. His career crashed and burned, and the Pirates dumped him. That's how the Reds got him cheap.

He cleaned up, nearly had an MVP season in 1985 and carried the team to a 2nd place finish that year in the NL West.

The Parkinson's could be related to the coke use. But I still think that Dave is good guy now, as he donates a lot of money and time to kids in youth baseball. That's all he cares about these days.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 04, 2015 07:02 PM (+1T7c)

113 I boycotted Honey Maid too because fuck them and their ghey propaganda.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2015 07:03 PM (mx5oN)

114 Morgan Pressel would cut a b*tch.

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2015 07:03 PM (48QDY)

115 Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 04, 2015 07:02 PM (+1T7

I agree. I was dissing the NFL lawsuit , not Parker. Do you think if Lyle Alzado died of his brain tumor today they would still blame it on steroids? Not no but hell no.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 07:07 PM (sIhFA)

116 111 CATS! CATS! CATS!

We drove down to State St today to check out all the banners. Yards were already full of students drinking, playing cornhole, and cops keeping a close eye...

Posted by: shinypie at April 04, 2015 07:07 PM (3nZXa)

117 @63 Really? Check out Badgers grad rates of african american student athletes in basketball compared to KY. Calling you on bullshit.

Posted by: Conservative in the Bluegrass State at April 04, 2015 07:07 PM (Xg82m)

118 Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 04, 2015 07:02 PM (+1T7c)

As a teenager I was shocked when SI ran a pic of Dave Parker in the dugout smoking a cigarette in uniform presumably during a game.

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2015 07:07 PM (48QDY)

119
Just don't bring up boxing

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 04, 2015 07:08 PM (KG0mU)

120 117: Nobody cares . especially me.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 07:10 PM (ucDmr)

121 shinypie
I take it you are in Madison.

I grew up there. A "townie."

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 04, 2015 07:10 PM (KG0mU)

122 I think Dave Parker was sued by Robin Givens' mom for giving her herpes.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 07:10 PM (sIhFA)

123 Duke looks like too much for the Spartans. When their outside game is clicking, and their interior defense is sustained, they are as good anyone. Unless Mich. St. finds a second-half Kemba Walker to light a fire, the Blue Devils will be able to ward them off just by doing what they're doing.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2015 07:12 PM (2cS/G)

124 If I remember correctly, didn't Charlie Hough smoke between innings when he pitched for the Rangers?

Posted by: Furious George at April 04, 2015 07:13 PM (UlJ3l)

125 Posted by: Harry Reid at April 04, 2015 07:10 PM (KG0mU)

Grew up in Madison and reads a conservative website. Miracles do happen.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 07:14 PM (sIhFA)

126 Yards were already full of students drinking, playing cornhole,

Go on....

Posted by: Bwarney Fwank at April 04, 2015 07:14 PM (3eZI/)

127 As a teenager I was shocked when SI ran a pic of Dave Parker in the dugout smoking a cigarette in uniform presumably during a game.

Heh, a lot of players smoked in the dugout throughout the years. I remember Mike Caldwell of the Brewers chuffing away in a game at the Metrosome in MN. You could see the smoke curling out in the still air. In fact, I think this was more common than we'd believe, back in the day.

And...GO BADGERS!

Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 07:15 PM (/pOl7)

128 sorry, but as Ace suggested, i'm not watching the vidiot this weekend*...

i'll be out in the garage w*rking on finishing my reloading bench.

*not that i ever turn the POS on to begin with: Ernie Kovacs was right

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 04, 2015 07:17 PM (Vha1U)

129 Not Madison, Lexington.
Go Big Blue!

Posted by: shinypie at April 04, 2015 07:20 PM (3nZXa)

130 24 pages of tips? Why is the Mohels' Yellow Pages advertising in Golf Digest?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 04, 2015 07:21 PM (kivUY)

131 I have always loved golf (playing and watching it). I'm not watching the Final 4. I'm at my sisters house with my parents watching something on some obscure network. Something about food. My mom likes to watch those home improvement shows. That Nicole Curtis is one hot little pixie!

Posted by: puddleglum at April 04, 2015 07:21 PM (lSke7)

132 Fina Four: Same shit, different year.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 07:23 PM (ucDmr)

133 Hey there Wolverines and your crappy trash talk. Which tourney did you play in again? I love how State fans are supposed to cheer for Michigan in the interests of the Big Ten but the favor is never reciprocated. Right, Little Brother?

Posted by: Izzo Fan at April 04, 2015 07:26 PM (PHxng)

134 Remember the Christian Laettner shot against Kentucky? He was the start of the Duke being a basketball dynasty school.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 07:27 PM (sIhFA)

135 But I pretty much gave up on that in the 70s.
1870s?
I know. Instituting the pitching mound ruined the game.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 04, 2015 07:28 PM (kivUY)

136 133 Hey there Wolverines and your crappy trash talk. Which tourney did you play in again? I love how State fans are supposed to cheer for Michigan in the interests of the Big Ten but the favor is never reciprocated. Right, Little Brother?
Posted by: Izzo Fan at April 04, 2015 07:26 PM (PHxng)

I don't remember the quote exactly but it was the the Alabama / Auburn context.

Something like "just because you're German it isn't right o root for Hitler. "

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2015 07:30 PM (48QDY)

137 Did HoneyMaid just show a commercial with two guys and a baby and say "We Serve Everyone"?
I'm sure it airs in the States too but there's a Tide commercial here featuring two (presumably) married, completely-monogamous men too.

Alright! Let's blow 2% of the market!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 04, 2015 07:30 PM (kivUY)

138 I remember the Laettner shot well, that was a huge play for college basketball in general. Been in every higlight reel since.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2015 07:31 PM (2cS/G)

139 Hi. I can't explain exactly how I found this, but here is a 1909 Edison recording of "Bonnie Blue Flag", sung by a Confederate veteran and a chorus of four men who were either slaves or sons of slaves:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORQZpzsl3Xw

Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2015 07:31 PM (sdi6R)

140 Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2015 07:31 PM (2cS/G)

I was surprised that Laettner played 13 years in the NBA. He even made the all star team one year. He always got a bum deal being traded to shitty teams.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 07:34 PM (sIhFA)

141
there's a Tide commercial here featuring two (presumably) married, completely-monogamous men too.
Posted by: andycanuck

"Pooh Bear! Honnnnnney! I just simply CAN NOT these stains out of your boxers again!"

*giggles*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 04, 2015 07:34 PM (kdS6q)

142 In basketball MJ got the extra step. In the MLB Randy Johnson got the inside corner. In the NFL there are makeup calls.

But in golf reputation doesn't count on a call, only on intimidation by another player. Progressive bs has infiltrated other sports, where golf maybe our last stand. So lets go bigot hunting on the links...right?

Posted by: redenzo at April 04, 2015 07:35 PM (WCnJW)

143 139: "Let's blow 2% of the market!"

Wow! One picture cozying up to the LPGA community and the comments get ...

... wow!

Posted by: FireHorse at April 04, 2015 07:36 PM (2OdVw)

144 Laettner was the classic NBA journey man. Good enough to stay in the league but not good enough to keep around on any one team for any length of time. He was trade bait.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 04, 2015 07:36 PM (lSke7)

145 I did type 'blow' and not 'pork'. Doesn't that make it okay?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 04, 2015 07:39 PM (kivUY)

146 Posted by: redenzo at April 04, 2015 07:35 PM (WCnJW)

Tiger Woods having that boulder moved by a group of people under the rule of loose impediment was allowed because of reputation but I get your point. His playing partners should have never allowed it. That's their job to protect the field. They clarified that rule afterwards so no one will be able to do that in the future.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 07:40 PM (sIhFA)

147 Or, you could be downloading bareback ghey pron.
Pretty much the same thing.
Love the sinner, hate the sin.

Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 04, 2015 07:41 PM (mVY1M)

148 OTH, abdul-Jabbar doesn't wanna get behind the slaughter of Jews an' Christians, so we have that goin' for us anyway, which is nice.

Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 04, 2015 07:43 PM (mVY1M)

149 http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hector+man+train+pivot

Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 04, 2015 07:43 PM (Q819Q)

150 Love the sinner like God loved Sodom and Gomorrah.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2015 07:44 PM (iRwHt)

151 Golf is what they do where they can't shoot rifles at long range.
No foolin'.
Check it out: inverse ratio 1000 yard ranges an' golf courses.
Personally, there's a direct correlation w/fagdom. But...
Love the sinner, hate the sin.
Until it kills your grandchildren, fools.

Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 04, 2015 07:45 PM (mVY1M)

152 Try Honey Maid Graham Crackers, the favorite of Godless Sodomites everywhere.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2015 07:45 PM (iRwHt)

153 Laettner was a "good" pro, and he was a superstar in college. Happens more often than not with guys of his ilk. By which I mean big-man size, wing man skills, body not made to dominate NBA bodies. I was a Bobby Hurley guy, myself.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2015 07:46 PM (2cS/G)

154 151 Huh/?

Posted by: redenzo at April 04, 2015 07:47 PM (WCnJW)

155 So, who's winning the game? Not sure where this thread is going. Somewhere,,,,,weird apparently.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 04, 2015 07:47 PM (lSke7)

156 Not a fan of gay stuff on my TV but the Amazon tablet commercial last Christmas season struck me in a good way. Hot woman on sunning in a beach chair, guy next to her admires her tablet, so they talk tablets. Finally, she says "My husband is getting me a drink (which by her tone meant, Stop hitting on me!), guy says "Mine, too!" (which I took to mean, I'm not hitting on you, you conceited bitch, I just like your Amazon tablet.).

It wasn't in-your-face gay and it wasn't exactly advocacy. All around, a decent ad.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 04, 2015 07:47 PM (2OdVw)

157 LA Lakers with Magic Johnson and the Boston Celtics with Larry Byrd. That was basketball. The fast break runners of the west coast and the half court offense of the Celtics.

Pat Riley for the Lakers, Auerbach for the Celtics. When play on the court degenerated into sandlot chaos the coaches would call a time out and regroup. You could see the effect the coaches had on the game, and the genius of the Lakers players when the plan they were given didn't work because of the Celtics defense and they had to devise a new play on the fly.

Riley tried to repeat what he had done in NJ and simply didn't have the players he needed. You could see the stress in his face at every press conference.

The playoffs was when it got serious. Same with hockey and the Stanley cup.

Posted by: Anne So at April 04, 2015 07:48 PM (wAmJk)

158 Obama winning!!11!!!(c) in Yemen in my sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 04, 2015 07:48 PM (kivUY)

159 Duke is up by 12 or 15 points. Hard to keep up on radio. About 15 mins left in game.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2015 07:48 PM (2cS/G)

160 Duke and the officials are kicking State's ass.

Posted by: Izzo Fan at April 04, 2015 07:49 PM (PHxng)

161 Two touchdowns.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2015 07:49 PM (iRwHt)

162 60-41, Duke winning. It's a shitshow now.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2015 07:50 PM (2cS/G)

163 When Riley coached the Lakers, Auerbach was in the owners box. KC Jones (I think that's the name) coached the Celtics. Fuck em' both. I hated them (Lakers and Celtics).

Posted by: puddleglum at April 04, 2015 07:50 PM (lSke7)

164 162: Figures. Glad I didn't waste my time. Squeekball.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 07:51 PM (ucDmr)

165 Brad Stevens is a promising young Coach for the C's. I like their trajectory.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2015 07:51 PM (2cS/G)

166 Basketball was invented not long after I was born.
In the early days, it was an enjoyable game the gangly guys who could not wrestle and survive could play until outdoor track,
Now, of course, it is another wedge for the Commie-fag-junkie TINY minority to use against sports fans who know that live sports is better than real politics.
Just keep a rulebook handy, 'cuz some of these Commie-fag-junkies know no rules.

Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 04, 2015 07:53 PM (mVY1M)

167 Well I just learned scarecrow sex is a thing. People are weird.

Posted by: freaked at April 04, 2015 07:54 PM (JdEZJ)

168 "Laettner was a "good" pro, and he was a superstar in college. Happens more often than not with guys of his ilk."

Frank Kaminsky is the best college basketball player in the country, that's pretty much undisputed, but I don't think anyone believes he will become a NBA standout. Different game.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 04, 2015 07:55 PM (OBbk5)

169 "I did type 'blow' and not 'pork'. Doesn't that make it okay?"

I guess so, yeah. I'm just glad you didn't say [**censored**] That would've been over the line.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 04, 2015 07:56 PM (2OdVw)

170 Kamnsky is the man. I can't wait for the next game tonight. I think Kentucky will win, but watching them trying to handle Frank will be a treat.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2015 07:56 PM (2cS/G)

171
Try Honey Maid Graham Crackers, the favorite of Godless Sodomites everywhere.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Try new Nabisco Lot's Wife Saltine Crackers.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 04, 2015 07:57 PM (kdS6q)

172 Politicians will always be fags compared with athletes.
Go set that up.
It is up to you to keep it from fucking up posterity.
Take that to the bank, or bullion, or ammo, or land.

Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 04, 2015 07:57 PM (mVY1M)

173 People actually watch basketball? Huh. I learn something new every day.

Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2015 07:58 PM (sdi6R)

174 Y-not your team suggestions awesome, I love you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2015 07:59 PM (HHawz)

175 171: I told the bitch not to look back but noooo. She just had to do whatever.

Posted by: Lot at April 04, 2015 08:00 PM (lSke7)

176 Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 07:40 PM (sIhFA)

Tour pros are such Pussies when it comes to rules. They won't do squat if an official isn't near.

Makes no sense. Like an accountant wanting to call the IRS every time there is an issue. It is in the best interest of the pros to know the rules.

And at the time they weren't about to stand up to Tiger. He was their Sugar Daddy.

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2015 08:01 PM (48QDY)

177 Free throw percentage (I know statistics are raaaaaysiiiiisssssssst!!!!!!! So is reality)?
Iran 100%
L'il Barry/ValJar's cosmic Anschluss (she of the Lesbian Lolitas) 0
Zero.
No win.
We trust the taqiyya Twelvers to diminish their apocalyptic fagdom to tell the truth?!?

Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 04, 2015 08:03 PM (mVY1M)

178 Laurie David's Cervix @ 171: "Try new Nabisco Lot's Wife Saltine Crackers."

That's some good stuff right there, LDC. (Wash those crackers own with retro Mountain Dew made with pure Cain sugar - authentic refreshing taste to kill for.)

Posted by: FireHorse at April 04, 2015 08:03 PM (2OdVw)

179 Spartans, primarily in the form of Trice, tried to rally, but Duke just keeps grinding pont-for-point. No comeback in the offing.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2015 08:03 PM (2cS/G)

180 Tiger didn't move the needle. He was the needle. I'm hopeful that trend ends. He always annoyed me. The jock sniffing from the media pissed me off.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 04, 2015 08:03 PM (lSke7)

181 Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 04, 2015 07:53 PM (mVY1M)

You need to go to Brattleboro for some lessons.

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2015 08:04 PM (48QDY)

182 158 Obama winning!!11!!!(c) in Yemen in my sock.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 04, 2015 07:48 PM (kivUY)

Surprised Saudia Arabia hasn't blasted some of those places

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2015 08:04 PM (HHawz)

183
Is that retro Mountain Dew any good? It's on sale this week and I was tempted to pick up some out of nostalgia.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 04, 2015 08:05 PM (kdS6q)

184 (down. My D key is sticking. Could be cat hair gumming up the keys. Maybe it's the Dorito crumb that found its way in there toay.)

Posted by: FireHorse at April 04, 2015 08:05 PM (2OdVw)

185 MSU coming back! - announcers.

Not - reality.

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2015 08:06 PM (48QDY)

186 "Is that retro Mountain Dew any good?"

Yes. I recommend in moderation.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 04, 2015 08:06 PM (2OdVw)

187 181: Its like reading an acid freaks scrawlings on a bathroom stall.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 04, 2015 08:07 PM (lSke7)

188 No comeback. Frees up my Mon night.

Posted by: Izzo Fan at April 04, 2015 08:07 PM (PHxng)

189 Posted by: puddleglum at April 04, 2015 08:03 PM (lSke7)

Jack fan here. Always a gentleman.

Tiger. Not so much.

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2015 08:07 PM (48QDY)

190 @181 You East Coasters better join me.
You are the prime targets.
Don't believe me. Look at teir targeting history.
40% of Revolutionary Era East Coasters were Loyalists.
Somehow, Strategic Selection failed us there in exact opposite proportion it failed us farther fdrom England.
Where we had to walk behind oxen to tame the Wilderness and build America.
Unlike you fags.
Spreenspeem fans.
Scozzafava/NJ voters.
Cokeheads/RINOS, and fags.

Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 04, 2015 08:07 PM (mVY1M)

191 183
Is that retro Mountain Dew any good? It's on sale this week and I was tempted to pick up some out of nostalgia.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 04, 2015 08:05 PM (kdS6q)

Yes, I have some. I don't drink much soda but I think that real sugar is better than corn syrup.

Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2015 08:08 PM (sdi6R)

192 189: I liked Corey Pavin. Jack was all class.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 04, 2015 08:09 PM (lSke7)

193 This is the weirdest gun thread I've ever seen.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 04, 2015 08:10 PM (qNZ3I)

194 190: " ... it failed us farther fdrom England. ..."

My keyboard's fine. Someone's been stealing my Ds.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 04, 2015 08:11 PM (2OdVw)

195 Mountain Dew.

http://bit.ly/1awcucy

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2015 08:13 PM (48QDY)

196 This is the weirdest gun thread I've ever seen.
Posted by: Joe Biden
------------------
You favor over and unders, right Joe?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2015 08:13 PM (vPh3W)

197 Time for a musical interlude?

https://youtu.be/5oVULOc61N0

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 04, 2015 08:14 PM (+EPmu)

198 Could this 1960s Mountain Dew commercial be made today? Not bloody likely. It has guns and stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyu4Tpoq8hc

Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2015 08:14 PM (sdi6R)

199 Duke has a 16 point lead, 2:30 left.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2015 08:16 PM (2cS/G)

200 6gt 6in female Russian peasant. One of Michelle's ancestors?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 04, 2015 08:17 PM (+EPmu)

201 Posted by: puddleglum at April 04, 2015 08:09 PM (lSke7)

Funny you mention that. When golfboy was 2-3 (1995-96) he would see Pavin and think it was me.

I always thought I didn't have the talent. Now I look at CP hitting it 235 for 30 years and SMH.

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2015 08:17 PM (48QDY)

202 Give State their due. They were unbranded and made it to the Final 4. Pretty good job of coaching .

Now, on to the real game!

Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 08:18 PM (/pOl7)

203 Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2015 08:14 PM (sdi6R)

Ya-hoo bitchez.

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2015 08:19 PM (48QDY)

204 I mean, unranked. Damn autocorrect.

Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 08:19 PM (/pOl7)

205 201: In 95-96, I was 16 and just getting into golf. Liked Pavin because of his game. The only relation to It that I had was his mustache. I had a pretty good one for a teenager.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 04, 2015 08:20 PM (lSke7)

206 202: Izzo always does a helluva job come tourney time. Damn good coach. Sometimes, shit just don't go your way.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 08:21 PM (ucDmr)

207
Duke has a 16 point lead, 2:30 left.
Posted by: Lincolntf

[Insert MSU Team ORCA joke here]

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 04, 2015 08:21 PM (kdS6q)

208 20 point Duke win. Yikes!

Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 08:23 PM (/pOl7)

209 Spartans are defeated. It's why I don't watch college BB.

Detroit! Lions, Tigers and Red Wings, oh my!

Posted by: Anne So at April 04, 2015 08:26 PM (7vEcP)

210 Just watching the sun go down over the fjord.
This really is a nice-laying farm. The sheep love the grass.
There's a church here. Truth to tell, I built it for my wife, a Christian, although I knew it was folly.
Like so much we do for love.
The Nordic gods tell me there is One Greater, and He suffers and dies for all men, not just the worthy.
Maybe especially for the unworthy, like you East Coasters, you Commie-fag-junkies.
Abject Loyalists.
NaZis.
National Socialists. for those who don't speak German.
Commie-fag-junkies, for anyone who has a fuckin' clue.

Posted by: Leif Erickson's Paternal grampa, enjoying mutton here in Brattahlid at April 04, 2015 08:27 PM (mVY1M)

211 Posted by: puddleglum at April 04, 2015 08:20 PM (lSke7)

That's what golfboy connected with.

First saw him at 1980 US AM at CCNC. Wow. What a field. Davis Love. Fred Couples. Pavin. Tom Pernice who was Pavins teammate at UCLA. Hal Sutton won the event. Mark O'Meara holed a 3 iron on the second hole of a playoff just to make the match play.

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2015 08:28 PM (48QDY)

212 Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 08:21 PM (ucDmr)

This. Dos vexes.

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2015 08:29 PM (48QDY)

213 We Are Sharta!

Posted by: scrood at April 04, 2015 08:30 PM (3b9U4)

214 Veces. Dammit after checking with local espanol expert.

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2015 08:30 PM (48QDY)

215 Even for those clueless lambs.
The shepherd is the lamb.
Do you understand?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/o82tv88
Supertones.
The Shepherd is the Lamb.

Posted by: Leif Erickson's Paternal grampa, enjoying mutton here in Brattahlid at April 04, 2015 08:31 PM (mVY1M)

216 Well let's hope this next game is better. And better I mean Wisconsin wins by 22.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 04, 2015 08:31 PM (OBbk5)

217 I'm going to watch The Rapture (1991). Anyone see that? Saw it years go and it creeped me out. It stars:

Mimi Rogers
David Duchoney
Bruno Hanz
God

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 04, 2015 08:32 PM (iQIUe)

218 Palmer was the man who made golf a sport for everyone. Tiger made the purses bigger but I still think he is a negative.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 08:32 PM (sIhFA)

219 Tough loss. Great season. Final Four banner will hang very nicely in Breslin Center. What's the date of the last one in Crisler Center?

Posted by: Izzo Fan at April 04, 2015 08:32 PM (PHxng)

220 Well then. Pizza and a movie. and a late ONT filled with surly men.

Posted by: Anne So at April 04, 2015 08:32 PM (7vEcP)

221 This Outarange Leif Erickson guy seams a little odd to me.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 04, 2015 08:33 PM (OBbk5)

222 Posted by: lowandslow at April 04, 2015 08:33 PM (OBbk5)

You're being nice.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 08:34 PM (sIhFA)

223 217: And God didn't get the Oscar? Scandalous.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 08:34 PM (ucDmr)

224 "Mimi Rogers

David Duchoney

Bruno Hanz

God"

God's agent didn't get him top billing?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2015 08:35 PM (SFPWo)

225 Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 08:32 PM (sIhFA)

Agreed. Palmer hit right when TV was making headway. Never have liked Tiger. Mouthed respect. Didn't earn it. I think a lot of attitude came from his Dad.

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2015 08:36 PM (48QDY)

226 Lookit all those pre med students from KY on the court. This should be a fuckin yawner. "I get paid to make millionaires". Shit some college coach said.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 08:37 PM (ucDmr)

227 "This Outarange"

The nick is not new, I've seen it before. Maybe a sock? Regular fooling around.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2015 08:38 PM (SFPWo)

228 @221 Have you been outasight of land w/out a motor?
Ever hit a mark at 600+ yards?

Posted by: Leif Erickson's Paternal grampa, enjoying mutton here in Brattahlid at April 04, 2015 08:39 PM (mVY1M)

229 True Americans will be rooting for the Spartans and the Badgers. Just sayin'.

----

Them's fightin' words.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian at April 04, 2015 08:39 PM (rJUlF)

230 MS shot 40% from the field, you can't win that way.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 04, 2015 08:41 PM (OBbk5)

231 Ever hit a mark at 600+ yards?
Posted by: Leif Erickson's Paternal grampa, enjoying mutton here in Brattahlid at April 04, 2015 08:39 PM (mVY1M)

"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

//Captain Oveur

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian at April 04, 2015 08:41 PM (rJUlF)

232 Kentucky has Daniel Boone, Whiskey, Fort Knox and the Derby. Wisconsin has cheese.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 08:41 PM (sIhFA)

233 Wisconsin has teeth

Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 08:43 PM (/pOl7)

234 Ever shave a muskrat at 600 yards? Ever been stuck on the Turnpike without Exact Change?

Posted by: Leaf Raker's Son at April 04, 2015 08:43 PM (2cS/G)

235 At this stage if a sporting event is only show on a single channel, it's not that big an event.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 04, 2015 06:21 PM (ZPrif)

So the Superbowl is not a big event.

Posted by: buzzion at April 04, 2015 08:43 PM (zt+N6)

236 Wisconsin has Madison.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 08:44 PM (sIhFA)

237 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2015 08:38 PM (SFPWo)

See 184

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2015 08:44 PM (48QDY)

238 Madison, 32 sq mi surrounded by reality.

Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 08:45 PM (/pOl7)

239 MS shot 40% from the field, you can't win that way.

Posted by: lowandslow

Duke is taller and quicker than MSU. There was no "magic" in why MSU got beat.

Wisconsin and UK: Kaminsky is a fine big man, but he will face three guys from UK that are just about as big and quicker. They'll keep throwing big men at Kaminsky until he gets in foul trouble.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 04, 2015 08:46 PM (+1T7c)

240 Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 08:45 PM (/pOl7)

To be fair, I've got Austin.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 08:46 PM (sIhFA)

241 Posted by: Bruce J. at April 04, 2015 08:32 PM (iQIUe)

Yes, I remember that film. It creeped me out too.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 04, 2015 08:47 PM (+XMAD)

242 True Americans will be rooting for the Spartans and the Badgers.

I thought the Badgers were a British thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BmInze8SqM

Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2015 08:49 PM (sdi6R)

243 To be fair, I've got Austin.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 08:46 PM (sIhFA)

It's my understanding that Austin is Madison without the snow and with 250% more humidity.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 04, 2015 08:50 PM (+XMAD)

244 >> To be fair, I've got Austin.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 08:46 PM (sIhFA)

I had that when I was a teenager. I got it from a vaccination.

Posted by: Jenny McCarthy at April 04, 2015 08:51 PM (Q819Q)

245 After listening to the genious that is Sir Charles, I have no idea why Bucky even showed up. Wisconsin has Scott Walker, KY has Ashley Judd and that Mitch guy.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 08:51 PM (ucDmr)

246 "They'll keep throwing big men at Kaminsky until he gets in foul trouble."

I think that's Kentucky's plan, but Wisconsin doesn't make a lot of personal fouls and don't really need Kaminsky to singlehandedly stop Kentucky's big guys, they aren't a big part of Kentucky's offense.
I think it comes down to the last ten seconds, again.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 04, 2015 08:54 PM (OBbk5)

247 KY has Ashley Judd and that Mitch guy.

Aberrations, the both of them.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian at April 04, 2015 08:55 PM (rJUlF)

248 KY has one huge disadvantage - Obama picked them to take it all. They're an excellent team so they might be able to surmount that kiss of death.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 04, 2015 08:55 PM (+XMAD)

249 Tomorrow morning, depending on your time zone and favored media fuckin' fag filter, there will be an empty tomb.
An empty tomb, when air 1 else seen the body placed and anointed, seem like a miracle.
That is it. A miracle..
You believe in miracles, or in the Commie-fag-junkie party.
Note well that I am inclusive.
I know that "Allah Hoo" is a huge seller world-wide.What does that tell you racist fags in NO/VA?
Google 'n' microsoft want to rule you?
No duh!
Fuck you Coasters. You are a tiny minority wit a throttle on the truth, by accident.
Bitches.
You will run with scissors and lose your lives to slent bayonets.

Posted by: Leif Erickson's Paternal grampa, enjoying mutton here in Brattahlid at April 04, 2015 08:55 PM (mVY1M)

250 Listened to both Coach interviews. Reminds me of the glory days (Bird/Magic through Fab Five) of the Tourney.

Posted by: LincolnTf at April 04, 2015 08:55 PM (2cS/G)

251 That's why they play the game, I guess.

Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 08:55 PM (/pOl7)

252
Kentucky has Whiskey, Fort Knox....
Posted by: Cruzinator

Enjoy your liver damage and bars of gold painted tungsten.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 04, 2015 08:55 PM (kdS6q)

253 Course WI has Tammy Baldwin, so it's probably a wash.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 08:56 PM (ucDmr)

254

Wisconsin is the state everybody thinks is Minnesota.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 04, 2015 08:58 PM (kdS6q)

255 Whos winning the match?

Posted by: People Corp at April 04, 2015 08:58 PM (TzeLs)

256 Come on Badgers! Kick those Cats ass.

DUKE!! They has Bush Sr as a fan. Rino team!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 04, 2015 08:59 PM (0FSuD)

257 256: Nip, I likevthe way you think man.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 09:00 PM (ucDmr)

258 2
Am I the only member of the horde that's a UK fan?

Posted by: Fourth Horseman found my saddle at April 04, 2015 05:19 PM (A7LEa)

Well, yes you are.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 04, 2015 09:00 PM (0FSuD)

259 Alright, lace em up. Let's go.

Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 09:00 PM (/pOl7)

260 Nigel Hayes will be the sleeper star of this game.

Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 09:01 PM (/pOl7)

261 Go Badgers!

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 04, 2015 09:02 PM (dFi94)

262 "See 184"

What do Doritos have to do with this?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2015 09:02 PM (SFPWo)

263 Go Badgers!
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree

Long time, no see, sweetheart. Where you been?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 04, 2015 09:03 PM (+1T7c)

264 Posted by: LincolnTf at April 04, 2015 08:55 PM (2cS/G)

Larry Bird greatest that ever played. Larry Bird and four scrubs go to the championship . He goes to a last place Boston team the previous year and wins the division . Best NBA film I've ever seen is Larry Bird's Top Fifty Plays. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 04, 2015 09:03 PM (sIhFA)

265 Not one KY player is actually from Kentucky.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 04, 2015 09:03 PM (+XMAD)

266
Kurt Maflin 3-6 over Mark Selby in the China Open Snooker Tourment!

Quel domage.

Posted by: Charles C W Cooke (of the Hobbiton Cookes)

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 04, 2015 09:04 PM (kdS6q)

267 263 Go Badgers!
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree

Long time, no see, sweetheart. Where you been?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 04, 2015 09:03 PM (+1T7c)

Lenten sabbatical

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 04, 2015 09:04 PM (dFi94)

268 I have no dog in the hunt, but, Wisconsin.

Go Beavers!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2015 09:04 PM (SFPWo)

269 Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 04, 2015 09:02 PM (dFi94)

Grammie, I'm sorry you didn't make the Badger Momee in GB a few weeks ago. It was fun!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 04, 2015 09:05 PM (+XMAD)

270 Sheboygans own Sammy Dekker doing the intros! Yeeehaaa! Let's get it on!

Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 09:05 PM (/pOl7)

271 OT: Sad Puppies is victorious!

http://tinyurl.com/nux9pg7

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 04, 2015 09:05 PM (0Ew3K)

272 KY must be used.

Used and then washed down the drain, as it will smell of shit, in fact be mixed inextricably with shit.

Posted by: Dick Ripper at April 04, 2015 09:05 PM (92L+g)

273 "Not one KY player is actually from Kentucky."

Happens in college football all the time.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2015 09:06 PM (SFPWo)

274 265: Nope, but they all graduate and become fine young men. Pre Med ya know. Pretty damn good for a two year school.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 09:06 PM (ucDmr)

275 @195

Nice story. The only reason Pepsi won a lawsuit to keep it's trademark is because the Charlotte Pepsi bottler never stopped bottling the stuff even in bankruptcy.

The Halton's opened a new bottling plant in the 80's the entire Pepsi board came to it. They finally sold the company to Pepsi. It was pretty neat to hear the president of Pepsi tell the story of how the Halston's saved the trademark. I was at the opening.

The shit will stunt your growth. Drink Coke

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 04, 2015 09:06 PM (0FSuD)

276 Evening, 'rons. Hope you've all had a wonderful day.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 04, 2015 09:06 PM (KuU4f)

277
Donna, I haven't been reading Ace for a few weeks. I'm sorry I didn't know about or attend. I'm sure it was a lot of fun.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 04, 2015 09:07 PM (dFi94)

278 238
Madison, 32 sq mi surrounded by reality.

Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 08:45 PM (/pOl7)

Place looks conservative next to Chapel Hill, NC.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 04, 2015 09:07 PM (0FSuD)

279 270 Sheboygans own Sammy Dekker doing the intros! Yeeehaaa! Let's get it on!
Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 09:05 PM (/pOl7)

He's a nice Lutheran boy.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 04, 2015 09:08 PM (dFi94)

280 278: Nip that triad area is kinda straightbup weird.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 09:08 PM (ucDmr)

281 Well if the team with the most teeth wins, the Badgers will run away with it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 04, 2015 09:09 PM (0FSuD)

282 That was awesome, Anna Puma! (ref. #197)

Posted by: FireHorse at April 04, 2015 09:10 PM (8cWgt)

283 280
278: Nip that triad area is kinda straightbup weird.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 09:08 PM (ucDmr)

Not really. Raleigh is pretty good, it's Cary that's weird. Durham has Duke other than that it's the Harlem of the South. Chapel Hill is just plan out libel hippies and dykes.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 04, 2015 09:11 PM (0FSuD)

284 Kentucky fans perfected the corn hole game. No not the one with boards and bags.

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at April 04, 2015 09:11 PM (TgJ7P)

285 "Hope you've all had a wonderful day."

Very laid back. Shit to do, but, screw it. It'll be there tomorrow...if I feel like doing it then.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2015 09:11 PM (SFPWo)

286 @254 cuz al shabaz is workin o'erseas.
Their bs is here in Rockefeller/Dayton/fag media land, but hey're moistly on the taker, the socialist-paid Socialist Revolution.
Th People who do not work for a living, or have any fookin 'idea of what it takes to stay warm in Minnesota in the winter except the gummint pays, all wasn"t sex paid for by the fag St. Paul gummint.
(Remember: In MN, St. Paul robbed St. Peter.
Fucking Irish. Poor souls. To their credit, some, as in Dublin and the Irish slaves in Iceland, figured out that the nordics are superior.
Go ' head, doubt e.
That is the test.
You. Will Die.

Posted by: Leif Erickson's Paternal grampa, enjoying mutton here in Brattahlid at April 04, 2015 09:12 PM (mVY1M)

287 Tough game. Both teams came ready to play . Could be down to the wire again.

Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 09:12 PM (/pOl7)

288 Lenten sabbatical

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 04, 2015 09:04 PM (dFi94)

True that and Lent is over! Sundown baby!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 04, 2015 09:12 PM (0FSuD)

289 Am I the only member of the horde that's a UK fan?

Posted by: Fourth Horseman found my saddle at April 04, 2015 05:19 PM (A7LEa)

I'm sure there are a few Anglophiles amongst us.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 04, 2015 09:13 PM (3UGBQ)

290 273
"Not one KY player is actually from Kentucky."

Happens in college football all the time.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2015 09:06 PM (SFPWo)

Yeah, and I heard one was under 25. He's the one that can read.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 04, 2015 09:14 PM (0FSuD)

291 Watching the Badger telecast. Wayne Larivee, just like a Packers game.

Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 09:15 PM (/pOl7)

292 Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 09:15 PM (/pOl7)

Is that the one on Tru TV?

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 04, 2015 09:17 PM (dFi94)

293 nip came down to your state every year for fifteen years. Not this year the place we stayed outlawed smoking outside now, so, fuck em. The state don't need the money I spend down there every year. They can get it from some lefty from Jersey. Fuckin greenies. At least I don't have to drive through Kentucky anymore.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 09:18 PM (ucDmr)

294 Yup, Tru

Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 09:18 PM (/pOl7)

295 "DUKE!! They has Bush Sr as a fan. Rino team!"

And Richard M. Nixon as an alumnus.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 04, 2015 09:19 PM (8cWgt)

296 Back and forth game, love it.

Posted by: LincolnTf at April 04, 2015 09:19 PM (2cS/G)

297
Tough game. Both teams came ready to play . Could be down to the wire again.
Posted by: MrNatural

"It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 04, 2015 09:20 PM (kdS6q)

298 Bluegrass Stakes, Wood Memorial, Santa Anita Derby were all today. I haven't seen one bounce of a basketball today. It's been kind of nice. I think I'll keep it that way.

Watching Last Stand at Saber River now. (Aaaaaahhhhhh!)

Posted by: DoubleAught at April 04, 2015 09:21 PM (ZzDjv)

299 And Richard M. Nixon as an alumnus.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 04, 2015 09:19 PM (8cWgt)

Just law school and the liberals at Duke refused to have his Presidential library. Dickheads.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 04, 2015 09:21 PM (0FSuD)

300 ((grammie winger))

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 04, 2015 09:22 PM (u8GsB)

301 WOW

Posted by: LincolnTf at April 04, 2015 09:24 PM (2cS/G)

302 Hi phoenixgirl!

Happy nearly Easter!

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 04, 2015 09:25 PM (dFi94)

303 I just made popcorn. No particular reason; I just wanted popcorn.

I'm not much of a cook, and I don't mean to brag, but my homemade popcorn is the best there is.

Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2015 09:25 PM (sdi6R)

304 "What do Doritos have to do with this?"

More about the medium (my keyboard) than the thread (which in the case of my comments has been missing the letter D in some words). I literally lost an actual Dorito crumb into my keyboard earlier today.

(Then again, my post at 184 is missing a "d" while 190 has an extra one. Pretty coincidental. Maybe too coincidental.)

Posted by: FireHorse at April 04, 2015 09:26 PM (8cWgt)

305 Kentucky's having troubles on the defensive perimeter, if they don't answer that their perfect season is going to be gone.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 04, 2015 09:27 PM (OBbk5)

306 Grammie Winger, take it from here.
I trust you, sister.
The Commie-fag-junkies want to use your progeny for Socialist aims.
They win elections, they run our armed cohort
Not sayin' it is all up to you. You, like me, are a sinner. Only sayin' God sees us as the last great hope.

Posted by: Leif Erickson's Paternal grampa, enjoying mutton here in Brattahlid at April 04, 2015 09:28 PM (mVY1M)

307 305 Kentucky's having troubles on the defensive perimeter, if they don't answer that their perfect season is going to be gone.

That would be a shame.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 04, 2015 09:28 PM (dFi94)

308 Sam Dekker!

Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 09:28 PM (/pOl7)

309 Very laid back. Shit to do, but, screw it. It'll be there tomorrow...if I feel like doing it then.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2015 09:11 PM (SFPWo)

I feel that.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 04, 2015 09:29 PM (KuU4f)

310 Let's not get to worked up. KY is a pro team, they don't start playing till the second half, like NBA players. ND was kicking their ass, till they weren't.

They wear you out. Remember MSU was leading Duke by six in the first five minutes.

They lost by 20

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 04, 2015 09:29 PM (0FSuD)

311 I'll get excited if Bucky is still in this with 30 seconds left. Not before.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 09:31 PM (ucDmr)

312 Nice to see you, DangerGirl. I heard you were going to take the SanityProd (tm) into the shop for an overhaul.

Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2015 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

313 Anybody else tired of this guy yet? The word 'fag' can be used properly in a sentence. It doesn't have to be used in every single sentence.

Posted by: DC in River City at April 04, 2015 09:34 PM (e+1S5)

314 Baby.
Leif.
Your tiny heart... beating so near actual conception.
It's like Nature raced to beat the news media.
Weird.
Like those fags.
They will die in a perfect world.
We will have MANY grandchildren.
Unlike the disease-challenged, fag and ValJar false God Peeps, we get pregnant.
As often as possible. And we DO NOT ask the federal Commies to pay for our babies.
Period.

Posted by: Leif Erickson's Paternal grampa, enjoying mutton here in Brattahlid at April 04, 2015 09:35 PM (mVY1M)

315 "Kentucky fans perfected the corn hole game. No not the one with boards and bags."

We call it corn toss....for a reason.....

Posted by: Conservative in the Bluegrass State at April 04, 2015 09:35 PM (Xg82m)

316 Badgers are a second half team also, probably the best team in the country in the last eight minutes.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 04, 2015 09:35 PM (OBbk5)

317 Not watching the Final 4. Parents are here and currently watching some house show on HGTV. I do like that Nicole Curtis gal. She's a cute little pixie. If it winds up Duke and Kentucky, I'll root for SMOD. I will watch the game but only because I work with a BB fan.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 04, 2015 09:36 PM (29GZR)

318 'Bean Bag Toss' is the correct term, to avoid appalling corn hole related mistakes...

Posted by: Dick Ripper at April 04, 2015 09:37 PM (92L+g)

319 Nice to see you, DangerGirl. I heard you were going to take the SanityProd (tm) into the shop for an overhaul.

Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2015 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

They said they can't fix it. Situation too critical. I'll just smack people with it instead of zapping them.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 04, 2015 09:38 PM (KuU4f)

320 "Anybody else tired of this guy yet? The word 'fag' can be used properly in a sentence. It doesn't have to be used in every single sentence."

Having read that "Anglophile" comment and seeing "fag" eighteen times makes me want a cigarette.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 04, 2015 09:38 PM (8cWgt)

321 I've got on TruTV to hear the Wisconsin coverage. I figure the National coverage on TBS is just as much in the tank for Kentucky as their home broadcast.

Posted by: buzzion at April 04, 2015 09:38 PM (zt+N6)

322 Kentucky, making British teeth look good.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 04, 2015 09:39 PM (0FSuD)

323 Get Jackson out of there. He blew the game last year.

Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 09:40 PM (/pOl7)

324 Can't get Tru on non box cable. That sucks.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 04, 2015 09:40 PM (0FSuD)

325 >>>I've got on TruTV to hear the Wisconsin coverage. I figure the National coverage on TBS is just as much in the tank for Kentucky as their home broadcast.

Not so bad as Jim Nance with Brady or Manning. Low bar, I know.

Posted by: DC in River City at April 04, 2015 09:41 PM (e+1S5)

326 20 fcuking points! Would have never imaged the winning points would equal the number of commercial breaks in the second half.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 04, 2015 09:42 PM (0FSuD)

327
313 Anybody else tired of this guy yet? The word 'fag' can be used properly in a sentence. It doesn't have to be used in every single sentence.
Posted by: DC in River City at April 04, 2015 09:34 PM (e+1S5)

Yeah someone grab a cob for some nuking. I just looked and on the other threads he's on he just can't help but use it.

Posted by: buzzion at April 04, 2015 09:42 PM (zt+N6)

328 KY has more female tobacco chewers per square mile than any state in the union.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 09:43 PM (ucDmr)

329 How much fcuking money to you think Shaq is making on commercials?

He's good!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 04, 2015 09:44 PM (0FSuD)

330 "They said they can't fix it. Situation too critical. I'll just smack people with it instead of zapping them."

Hacks.

Any country feed store will sell you a new one for the price of fixing the old one.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2015 09:44 PM (SFPWo)

331 Good game, a little slow paced for a final four game, but very well played by both teams.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 04, 2015 09:44 PM (OBbk5)

332 313 Anybody else tired of this guy yet? The word 'fag' can be used properly in a sentence. It doesn't have to be used in every single sentence.

Posted by: DC in River City
-------------------------
Has he really formed an actual, coherent sentence in this thread?

Posted by: shredded chi at April 04, 2015 09:45 PM (nYt+K)

333 I'm an Iowa Hawkeye, I taught at UK (ca. '95-'99) where I saw them win two (2) National Championships in '96 and '98, but I think it's gonna be Duke vs. Wisconsin in the final.

So there.

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at April 04, 2015 09:45 PM (SLJ40)

334 "
KY has more female tobacco chewers per square mile than any state in the union."

Ewwww.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2015 09:45 PM (SFPWo)

335 Shaq commercials and these are about half of them

http://tinyurl.com/mrkxohw

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 04, 2015 09:46 PM (0FSuD)

336 >>>Has he really formed an actual, coherent sentence in this thread?

Why narrow it down to this thread. It's MUMR, with some meth and fag hate added for extra fun.

Whatever. Tie game. That's what's important now.

Posted by: DC in River City at April 04, 2015 09:47 PM (e+1S5)

337 Shaquille O'neill is probably the greatest dramatic actor to have ever played a professional sport.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 04, 2015 09:50 PM (Q819Q)

338 Usually Nance and the guys are pretty decent. Tonite, they suck camel shit.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 09:50 PM (ucDmr)

339 Win early lose late. Hope I am wrong. Go Badgers!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 04, 2015 09:51 PM (0FSuD)

340 Kentucky's getting pissed that they're actually getting fouls called on them.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 04, 2015 09:51 PM (OBbk5)

341 Tied, what a battle!

Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 09:53 PM (/pOl7)

342 More Shaq commercials. WI coach sounds like an idiot.

http://tinyurl.com/k2nu86b

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 04, 2015 09:54 PM (0FSuD)

343 In 286 he said "the nordics are superior."

Forget the "fag" hate and focus on the Scandiphilia.
It says all you need to know.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 04, 2015 09:55 PM (8cWgt)

344 Florist Lady's GoFundMe has reached $80,000 in the last hour or so.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2015 09:56 PM (GDulk)

345 337 Shaquille O'neill is probably the greatest dramatic actor to have ever played a professional sport.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champ
-------------------------
Really?

Posted by: Fred Dryer at April 04, 2015 09:56 PM (nYt+K)

346 Nip, Bo knows bball. He don't get paid to talk to stoolies.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 09:57 PM (ucDmr)

347 I love Beaver!

Or, Badgers,

Or, Badger Beavers,

Or, oh, the hell with it,

Bring on the hot chicks!

Posted by: Dick Ripper at April 04, 2015 09:57 PM (92L+g)

348 Just like last week, Wisconsin's opponent shoots 60% from the field and are only tied at the half. That's a bad omen for Kentucky, hard to keep shooting that well.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 04, 2015 09:59 PM (OBbk5)

349 334 "KY has more female tobacco chewers per square mile than any state in the union."

Ewwww.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
-----------------------------------------
Hey, if she'll swap dip with ya, she likes ya!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 04, 2015 10:00 PM (di1hb)

350 346
Nip, Bo knows bball. He don't get paid to talk to stoolies.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2015 09:57 PM (ucDmr)

Why do they axe coaches, who have other shit on their minds, stupid questions from a bimbo when they are leaving.

I guess the coach has no choice but to talk to them.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 04, 2015 10:00 PM (0FSuD)

351 >>Really?

Posted by: Fred Dryer at April 04, 2015 09:56 PM (nYt+K)

He's no "Crazylegs", but he's a great actor. Shaq-fu is up there with Breakin' II - Electric Boogaloo Cherry 2000.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 04, 2015 10:01 PM (Q819Q)

352
"Or, Badger Beavers,
"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2015 10:02 PM (SFPWo)

353 Hrm, I might have to reconsider. Fred Dryer was in a Jackie Chan movie. That changes everything.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 04, 2015 10:03 PM (Q819Q)

354 @Chavez the Hugo Really? What the hell? Such negativity! KY is awesome. Why the hate? From OH?

Posted by: Conservative in the Bluegrass State at April 04, 2015 10:03 PM (Xg82m)

355 100% Yoko-free (so far) ONT up!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at April 04, 2015 10:03 PM (m9V0o)

356 151 Golf is what they do where they can't shoot rifles at long range.
No foolin'.
Check it out: inverse ratio 1000 yard ranges an' golf courses.
Personally, there's a direct correlation w/fagdom. But...
Love the sinner, hate the sin.
Until it kills your grandchildren, fools.
Posted by: Outarange Guy
---------------------------------------------------------------
Had to take up the sport in the Army upon graduating Master Gunner school. If'n you want in the mafia, ya know. Shooting was a work task. Golf's got ballistics, don'cha know. Most fun golfing was as a contractor in Saudi. Driving our Jeeps across the desert, square of astroturf on your lap. Had to GPS some of the greens...

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 04, 2015 10:06 PM (di1hb)

357 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2015 10:02 PM (SFPWo)

You think whatever that guy was smoking he would share?
Where did you find that shit?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 04, 2015 10:09 PM (0FSuD)

358 20 minutes to go!

Posted by: MrNatural at April 04, 2015 10:14 PM (/pOl7)

359 Interesting, Lexi Thompson shares the same birthday as me. Sweet, I now have an 'in' to start up a conversation with her. Yeah, I know, like that would ever happen. Oh well, it was a nice dream while it lasted.

Go B1G!

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 04, 2015 10:19 PM (7A4qQ)

360 well my bracket sucked, but I did have Wisconsin over Michigan State in the championship, and got 3 of the final 4 (picked Iowa State instead of Duke. oops). Sparty went down tonight, but could still get the champion right if Wisky puts the first L on Kentucky's season...

Posted by: tintex at April 04, 2015 10:20 PM (OQy+b)

361 See comment #233.

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at April 04, 2015 11:10 PM (SLJ40)

362 Fuck 'em Bucky!

Posted by: steveegg at April 04, 2015 11:14 PM (cL79m)

363 We whistled at those Appalachian Bigfoot hunters and threw some trees at them tonight.

And we really dig those KY gals who chew tobacco! But the Missus doesn't like it when we whistle at them.

Posted by: Sasquatch at April 04, 2015 11:24 PM (NEebG)

364 And what's up with Calipari? Are we going to have to go and take a crap in his yard?

Sheesh. All those one-and-dones and he can't get it done.

Posted by: Sasquatch at April 04, 2015 11:26 PM (NEebG)

365 Who cares about African hopscotch?

Posted by: Mikey at April 04, 2015 11:30 PM (Uff7i)

366 Bing badda badda badda bing.

Posted by: Twoslaps at April 04, 2015 11:47 PM (6LpZt)

367
No, it was definitely a black dude.

Lemme see if I can look at rosters from the 80s to figure it out.

Posted by: Y-not The Tardy at April 04, 2015 05:57 PM (9BRsg)

Kevin Mitchell?

Posted by: RonM822 at April 05, 2015 02:51 AM (bATWC)

368 Was a great game. On Wisconsin! My best to the Horde Wildcat fans.

Oh ... And Imaginary Senator Puffy Face's twitter feed is something to behold.

Hmm .... And who would be the Governor of the flagship University of the state of Wisconsin ... My old college pal Scott Walker. I would love to see the reaction if he gets on the TV screen.

Posted by: calbadger at April 05, 2015 01:22 PM (Bco6Z)

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