aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Just Some Good Reportin'
At CBS6 in Richmond -- and I do not think Richmond is some kind of hardcore prog gay mecca -- this is the sort of thing its "reporters" report on their station-promoted timelines.
Instead of reporting abt progressives attacking #MemoriesPizza, @alixbryan chose to join the attack @cbs6 @cbsnews pic.twitter.com/04D9GDLJWO
— T Bradley (@TBradleyNC) April 3, 2015Sausage (the big thick kind) from Memories Pizza. pic.twitter.com/awgpaDLz0S
— Alix Bryan (@alixbryan) April 1, 2015I'm still scratching my head. Why does this pizza place need $25,000? And the fundraiser is being done by a news enterprise?
— Alix Bryan (@alixbryan) April 2, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)This sentence needs a Get This! somewhere.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 04:50 PM (evdj2)
And none of her myriad professors and mentors ever decided to tell her; after all, her tuition checks cleared.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 03, 2015 04:50 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: @JohnTant at April 03, 2015 04:50 PM (CVTpV)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2015 04:50 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 04:50 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Alix at April 03, 2015 04:51 PM (jI23+)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 03, 2015 04:51 PM (oEUVE)
Thom. Jeff: Hello sir.
Me: Well, you asked that I call again with news from the future, and I have an update.
Thom. Jeff: Yes, yes, please go on.
Me: Well, we're in the midst of a national debate over whether pizza and cake must be served at homosexual weddings.
Thom. Jeff: ...
Me: Mr. Jefferson?
Thom. Jeff: One moment, please.
Me: Ok...
Thom. Jeff: *FLINT, POWDER, PATCH, BALL* *BLAM* *DIAL TONE*
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 03, 2015 04:51 PM (JBzwC)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 03, 2015 04:52 PM (YFFpo)
we live in the Age Of Lena Dunham
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 03, 2015 04:53 PM (SYMCn)
Posted by: starboardhelm at April 03, 2015 04:53 PM (hOtJL)
She got her wish to be part of the story. Don't think this is what she had in mind though.
Posted by: @JohnTant at April 03, 2015 04:53 PM (CVTpV)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 04:53 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 04:53 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Andrew at April 03, 2015 04:53 PM (vVXmN)
hardcore prog gay mecca -- this is the sort of thing its "reporters"
report on their station-promoted timelines.
SOON
Posted by: DC urban sprawl in VA trying to infect the rest of the state at April 03, 2015 04:54 PM (yRwC8)
And now I want her fired. Expressing opinion is one thing, but 4chan-ing an innocent person is going too far.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 03, 2015 04:55 PM (SYMCn)
Sabrina Rubin Erdely hasn't been seen on social media ever since her libelous and fictional assault on UVa, fraternities and the male acquaintances Jackie made along her educational path.
Where do these "brave" reporters go? Why do they hide from the ripple effects of the stories they tell?
What about this scion of the Bryan family? Will she stand up and apologize, or will she hide?
Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 03, 2015 04:55 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 03, 2015 04:55 PM (CxEX+)
Posted by: Rebecca Jorden at April 03, 2015 04:55 PM (ihTEf)
Posted by: Thea at April 03, 2015 04:55 PM (Ql2lm)
chaser "here's a big dick pizza, y'all"
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 03, 2015 04:55 PM (oEUVE)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 03, 2015 04:56 PM (fg+PC)
Posted by: Benedict Arnold CEO at April 03, 2015 04:56 PM (n5fTN)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 04:56 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 03, 2015 04:56 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at April 03, 2015 04:56 PM (Bn6aD)
@alixbryan
Also, that is totally acceptable to do. I also did research afterward and contacted person who started fund. @LilacSundayBlog @CBS6
(note she(?) did her research AFTERWARD....)
Then this:
@LawrenceBJones3
@alixbryan @LilacSundayBlog @CBS6 you didn't contact me.
Also not contacted, Dana Loesch...
@DLoesch
FYI, now @alixbryan falsely claims that she contacted us in her "research." Never happened. EVER.
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2015 04:57 PM (v0/PR)
Posted by: bossy barbara at April 03, 2015 04:57 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 04:58 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 03, 2015 04:58 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2015 04:58 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at April 03, 2015 04:59 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Benedict Arnold CEO at April 03, 2015 04:59 PM (n5fTN)
Posted by: Mistress Overdone at April 03, 2015 04:59 PM (2/oBD)
Posted by: An Observation at April 03, 2015 05:00 PM (V5hGG)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 03, 2015 05:00 PM (/9Mak)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu0rP2VWLWw
Posted by: despair at April 03, 2015 05:00 PM (J6suc)
Just a quibble really, but we've always had immature, juvenile idiots in our society.
It's the fact that they're the ones who are elevated now instead of the responsible ones with more than two brain cells to rub together.
Posted by: Brendan Eich at April 03, 2015 05:00 PM (xSCb6)
Anyway she said something like "The people trying to take away freedoms will someday loose their own! God Bless"
Irony so thick you can slice it with a Fn Hammer!
Posted by: JarvisW at April 03, 2015 05:00 PM (E7Iyp)
I'm thinking that's true. She really doesn't seem to understand much.
The SJWs rose up to ruin, even threaten to kill, these people. They shut their business down, and were determined to harm them. They gleefully thought they were unstoppable.
The other side decided to protect them. We've just about made them bullet-proof (figuratively).
They want to make them suffer. We've made that largely impossible.
They're now seething in impotent rage.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 05:00 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Matt in Tampa at April 03, 2015 05:00 PM (aDpzg)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 03, 2015 05:00 PM (xSCb6)
http://www.gofundme.com/MemoriesPizza
Posted by: Mistress Overdone at April 03, 2015 05:01 PM (2/oBD)
Posted by: People Corp at April 03, 2015 05:01 PM (TzeLs)
Posted by: wooga at April 03, 2015 05:01 PM (xqbRO)
>>At CBS6 in Richmond -- and I do not think Richmond is some kind of hardcore prog gay mecca -- this is the sort of thing its "reporters" report on their station-promoted timelines.
Shit. I actually think that firing makes sense here. If it were just her personal twitter, but it's linked on the media website. I have some local media weather people liked on facebook and I've never seen a tacky thing. They are always professional.
This girl is an idiot.
Posted by: Lea at April 03, 2015 05:01 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 03, 2015 05:02 PM (fg+PC)
Where do these "brave" reporters go? Why do they hide from the ripple effects of the stories they tell?
The Island of Misfit Journalists, I believe.
i saw it in a "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" special during my toot'.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 03, 2015 05:02 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2015 05:02 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 03, 2015 04:56 PM (FCsIb)
---
Better than school bus lady, I think.
Posted by: People Corp at April 03, 2015 05:02 PM (TzeLs)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 05:02 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at April 03, 2015 05:02 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: billygoat at April 03, 2015 05:02 PM (I5q3y)
Posted by: Flatville at April 03, 2015 05:03 PM (rPIee)
Posted by: Iblis at April 03, 2015 05:03 PM (zA1h+)
*snort* Though in truth, Curious is never leaving "The City".
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:03 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:04 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 05:04 PM (659DL)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 05:04 PM (kff5f)
I'm thinking that not only does CBS6 need to get their attorney on the phone, but Alix had better get one as well.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2015 04:58 PM (08Znv)
She is probably shielded by the BS Sullivan ruling that makes it nearly impossible to sue a news organization.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 05:04 PM (wlDny)
In case you haven't heard, they plan to remodel and then reopen, and so far they are standing by their faith and their principles.
Posted by: despair at April 03, 2015 05:04 PM (J6suc)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 05:05 PM (kff5f)
You know, for an obvious deranged lasbian, Alix sure is sexually obsessed with large (and thick) phallic objects.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 03, 2015 05:05 PM (SYMCn)
Posted by: Benedict Arnold CEO at April 03, 2015 05:05 PM (n5fTN)
==
Its an emergency fund, and I think that means they get the money pretty immediate, instead of waiting, and gofundme doesn't take a cut.
Posted by: People Corp at April 03, 2015 05:05 PM (TzeLs)
>>>>> At CBS6 in Richmond -- and I do not think Richmond is some kind of
hardcore prog gay mecca -- this is the sort of thing its "reporters"
report on their station-promoted timelines.
SOON
-Ha. Richmond is still 90 miles away from dc. That would be a hell of a commute! It took me almost an hour to go 10 miles when I lived there....
Posted by: Lea at April 03, 2015 05:05 PM (lIU4e)
Here. She can have my irony meter.
I've got extras.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 05:06 PM (kff5f)
I would say that the experience that really helped shape my journalistic style was a 22,000 mile scooter trip through the backroads of America. I learned that someone, anywhere you go, has a story to tell. I became comfortable interviewing and filming complete strangers, about a variety of topics, in a variety of environments.
She's a regular John Effin' Steinbeck / Travels with Charley scooterette...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 03, 2015 05:06 PM (95CzI)
They can afford hot and cold running nuns.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:06 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: despair at April 03, 2015 05:06 PM (J6suc)
Posted by: Xavier at April 03, 2015 05:06 PM (MB7G/)
Her sexual fixation, which is psychologically in the mid-pubescent phase, with penises is telling.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 03, 2015 05:07 PM (SYMCn)
Posted by: Alix Bryan, DA of the Great State of Confusion at April 03, 2015 05:07 PM (1CroS)
Start here--go see how many followers Dana Loesch has.
Then compare to yours.
Yes, Alix, there is a reality beyond that which you see.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 05:07 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Robinson at April 03, 2015 05:07 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: Joe at April 03, 2015 05:08 PM (PhNHa)
"More liberals think #MemoriesPizza fund is a fraud, than think#LoisLerner committed fraud"
Also this: https://twitter.com/LawrenceBJones3/status/584085112251228160
Lawrence might be my new fave Twitter feed! Doing Dana's show proud.
Posted by: LizLem at April 03, 2015 05:08 PM (yRwC8)
Alix hates penis...and yet cannot stop talking about penis.
Because she has a mental illness and it manifests itself in hostile female homosexuality.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 03, 2015 05:08 PM (SYMCn)
Posted by: Mongerel at April 03, 2015 05:08 PM (YqWfw)
Posted by: Ned at April 03, 2015 05:08 PM (U+qBP)
It's about teh Nazis.
Contrary to tradition, jackbooted thugs come in a rainbow of colors.
Posted by: Adjoran at April 03, 2015 05:08 PM (QIQ6j)
Posted by: Zombie John Brown at April 03, 2015 05:08 PM (LHLRD)
Not only that but it's all just a big ole C-O-N-S-P-I-R-A-C-Y.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 05:09 PM (659DL)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:09 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 03, 2015 05:09 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: prescient11 at April 03, 2015 05:09 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: Benedict Arnold CEO at April 03, 2015 05:09 PM (n5fTN)
Posted by: KenH at April 03, 2015 05:10 PM (67f1X)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:09 PM (evdj2)
Considering their new insurance premiums (death threats, plus threats of arson to their property), I'm thinking maybe not.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 05:10 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 05:10 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: @JohnTant at April 03, 2015 05:10 PM (CVTpV)
I became comfortable interviewing and filming complete strangers, about a variety of topics, in a variety of environments.
She's a regular John Effin' Steinbeck / Travels with Charley scooterette...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 03, 2015 05:06 PM (95CzI)
The 2007 scooter trip was billed as "Peace Scooter" where she traced a huge honkin' peace sign across the lower 48. No way in HELL did she talk to people about a "variety of topics" with anything close to that "diversity of opinion" the commie pinko cockholsters claim to love.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2015 05:10 PM (SpnVI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2015 05:10 PM (ODxAs)
Just a wild guess but that's the only dick It's Pat has ever seen. And CBS 6 will applaud it for speaking truth to power
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 05:11 PM (3UGBQ)
Well, in my case it worked! Happy now, Alix? You want me to send you a Van Gogh keepsake when it's all over?
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 03, 2015 05:11 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2015 05:10 PM (ODxAs)
And, given that she's a media person acting on her political beliefs, it can't be because he's acting on his political beliefs. Ergo- she must be racist.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 05:12 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Blor Utar at April 03, 2015 05:12 PM (vXMy9)
would be a hell of a commute! It took me almost an hour to go 10 miles
when I lived there....
Posted by: Lea at April 03, 2015 05:05 PM (lIU4e)
Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!
Posted by: Jerry Brown at April 03, 2015 05:12 PM (yRwC8)
It seems every post it makes includes "CBS6".
Readily apparent "CBS6" supports scrunt.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 03, 2015 05:12 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 03, 2015 05:12 PM (fg+PC)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2015 05:12 PM (g1DWB)
If this girl, Miss Bryan, keeps up this type of thing, she's going to have a hard time finding a husband.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 05:12 PM (TOk1P)
Alix hates penis...and yet cannot stop talking about penis.
The first rule of Penis Club is you don't talk about Penis Club.
Y'all have noticed that her Penie Pizza jibe was posted on Wednesday, two days before she got all uppity in her high moral dudgeon and reported the GoFundMe effort for fraud "just in case".
Reporter, my ass. Fifth columnist SJW.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 03, 2015 05:12 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 03, 2015 05:13 PM (CxEX+)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:13 PM (evdj2)
There's probably a good reason for that.
The hypothetical of all this is the killer. It's as if this reporter was going out of here way in miles to travel in time to look for "future crime".
He'll maybe with a real $2,000 on the line Memories Pizza would arrive at a different answer.
What we have now is a self appointed reporter PreCog driving around looking four thought crime.
Reporters your new Dream Police- oh noooo!
Posted by: Danube River Guide at April 03, 2015 05:13 PM (RJMhd)
The twitter outrage, although widespread, is not going to be enough to do it. The station will just hunker down and wait for the uproar over her idiocy to subside.
The only thing that would get their attention would be a lawsuit, and even then their corporate lawyers would defend her tooth and nail.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 03, 2015 05:13 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2015 05:13 PM (SpnVI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2015 05:14 PM (ODxAs)
Good riddance, Alix. I'm looking forward to reading about your new gig as a barista at Starbucks.
Then She/ He can have that conversation on discrimination/racism/sexism/.homophobia.....
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at April 03, 2015 05:14 PM (Bn6aD)
Then She/ He can have that conversation on discrimination/racism/sexism/.homophobia.....
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at April 03, 2015 05:14 PM (Bn6aD)
#ScissorTogether
Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 03, 2015 05:15 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2015 05:15 PM (SpnVI)
It shouldn't be that way here in America but that's today's leftists for you.
Posted by: Blor Utar at April 03, 2015 05:16 PM (vXMy9)
Posted by: Sean Connery at April 03, 2015 05:16 PM (evdj2)
http://bit.ly/1y5zmKy
Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 03, 2015 05:16 PM (FCsIb)
Thom. Jeff: ...
Me: Mr. Jefferson?
Thom. Jeff: One moment, please.
Me: Ok...
Thom. Jeff: *FLINT, POWDER, PATCH, BALL* *BLAM* *DIAL TONE*
Posted by: weft cut-loop
I LOLed, then I LOLed some more.
In fact I'm still LOLing.
I LOL to cover up the pain.
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2015 05:16 PM (K4YiS)
Because she's a rebel.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 05:16 PM (TOk1P)
How the frig did her turn into here and for into four (deleted swear word)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at April 03, 2015 05:16 PM (RJMhd)
"Hey Alix, remember the time you got yourself and your employer sued? Yeah, that sure was good for your career." - Words never to spoken by anyone
Posted by: DanInMN at April 03, 2015 05:16 PM (XqeyF)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:09 PM (evdj2)
Someone previously suggested using it to fund a nonprofit to help support other religious small businesses get through similar times, that would be great. Sadly I think the first customer in line when they reopen will be a gay couple suddenly deciding pizza is the bestest reception food evar! and sue them for all they are now worth. I'd like to have more faith in humanity and be less cynical, but greed is a strong emotion.
Posted by: LizLem at April 03, 2015 05:17 PM (yRwC8)
So my transmission is going in my van. I don't know if I should get a new one, used one or a remastered one.
New is out of the question. Find a good mechanic who will get tranny out of the junkyard and replace it. First, go to AAMCO near you and see if it's run by someone honest and reasonable.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 03, 2015 05:17 PM (SYMCn)
Posted by: PabloD at April 03, 2015 05:17 PM (9Hrhx)
Posted by: Sean Connery
FInal proof that 12 hours cannot pass here without at least one crypto Zardoz reference.
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2015 05:17 PM (K4YiS)
article on UVA student Hanna and need for girls to be smart about dicks
and stuff.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44
I got an 8000 word one on being "taco smart".
Posted by: Alix at April 03, 2015 05:18 PM (sQzB6)
So my transmission is going in my van. I don't know if I should get a new one, used one or a remastered one.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 03, 2015 05:13 PM (CxEX+)
From what I have heard they are all rebuilt now.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 05:18 PM (wlDny)
No mas. No mas! Eres cómico!
Posted by: Roberto Duran at April 03, 2015 05:18 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max
------------------
Polisci and Multimedia degrees. It isn't as though she was spending time among the thoughtfully enlightened.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2015 05:19 PM (l1zOH)
http://bit.ly/1y5zmKy
Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 03, 2015 05:16 PM (FCsIb)
What an ugly looking dude
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 05:19 PM (3UGBQ)
It's true! Except she used a magic marker to reshape the cross into a swastika. Because she's clever.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 05:19 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2015 05:19 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: John Locke / Tommy Jefferson at April 03, 2015 05:19 PM (8CdUx)
Take out only. Moose out front should have told ya.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:19 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Roy at April 03, 2015 05:19 PM (fWLrt)
Find a good mechanic who will get tranny out of the junkyard and replace it.
I didn't like what she tweeted but there is no reason to let her out of the junkyard.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2015 05:19 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: People Corp at April 03, 2015 05:20 PM (TzeLs)
Posted by: dantesed at April 03, 2015 05:20 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Sean Connery at April 03, 2015 05:20 PM (evdj2)
She'll be promoted to Vice President for-something-that-sounds-important and given a nice windowless office. No phone. No computer.
Where she can quietly be protected from harming the company further.
Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 03, 2015 05:21 PM (FCsIb)
Sadly I think the first customer in line when they reopen will be a gay couple suddenly deciding pizza is the bestest reception food evar! and sue them for all they are now worth. I'd like to have more faith in humanity and be less cynical, but greed is a strong emotion.
Posted by: LizLem at April 03, 2015 05:17 PM (yRwC
I'm pretty sure that the first ghey couple in the door is gonna scream "cockroach" and report them to the Health Dept.
Then the anonymous tip about underpaying employees to the state Labor Board.
Then the call to the city Fire Inspector about nonfunctioning sprinklers.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2015 05:21 PM (SpnVI)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 05:21 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: LizLem at April 03, 2015 05:21 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2015 05:21 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Just A Guy at April 03, 2015 05:22 PM (CGzAz)
Posted by: People Corp
Crap
The glory hole isn't a good fit for me.
Posted by: Alix at April 03, 2015 05:22 PM (sQzB6)
also, she only likes men if they're old, wrinkled, and venomous
Posted by: John Locke / Tommy Jefferson at April 03, 2015 05:22 PM (8CdUx)
Just in case....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2015 05:22 PM (l1zOH)
Vera Lynn is still Alive and kicking but I dont think she sings anymore.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 05:22 PM (iQIUe)
And in that sentence, "this" refers to the entire gay marriage / LGBTQQQ equality movement.
All it is, in the final analysis, is trying to make uptight vanilla squares look at and be confronted with racy sex images and concepts.
The entire movement is a perfect fusion of 12-year-old playground degradation-bullies forcing the more timid kids to look at dirty pictures and say "vagina", combined with brutal brownshirt fascists.
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2015 05:23 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Flatville at April 03, 2015 05:23 PM (rPIee)
Posted by: Eric in Boise at April 03, 2015 05:23 PM (Iy5SM)
I think that would be a very bad idea. As impressive as the now $800,000 amount is, its the number of people who continue to pour money into this fund that is heartening to me. At this point I think its as much about people wanting to show their support as it as about thinking they need any more help.
I think a lot of people have had enough Zimmerman's and Gentle Giants even if they don't shout as loud as the SJWs. They are shouting now.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2015 05:23 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: i am frightened for piper - please hold me at April 03, 2015 05:24 PM (6E2VN)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:24 PM (evdj2)
How do you even eat a penis pizza?
It would be like eating pizza in hartford ct, where they cut the pizza in squares so 90% of the pieces have no crust.
Very messy.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 03, 2015 05:25 PM (AkOaV)
Let them try. THEY DO NOT DO CATERING. Not just gay catering but NOT ANY CATERING. Therefore, there is no discrimination. Period.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 05:25 PM (iQIUe)
*stares* The abomination of desolation.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:25 PM (evdj2)
also, she only likes men if they're old, wrinkled, and venomous
Posted by: John Locke / Tommy Jefferson at April 03, 2015 05:22 PM (8CdUx)
Dood, I'd crawl a mile through broken glass to receive a compliment like "venomous" from a leftist.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2015 05:25 PM (SpnVI)
Posted by: Null at April 03, 2015 05:26 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 05:26 PM (3UGBQ)
Thanks Alix...., I was afraid that I was going to be the focus of these evil people. I really appreciate your taking the spotlight off of me.
Hey..., what say we get together for a drink sometime?
Posted by: Alyssa Marino at April 03, 2015 05:26 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2015 05:26 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 03, 2015 05:27 PM (kivUY)
"Believe in our ideas and act on them."
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 03, 2015 05:27 PM (OsWis)
CBS lags behind the other two locals. I find local ABC the best here in Richmond. CBS just got high def signal a couple of years ago, way behind the others.
I do like Mark Holmberg for CBS6. Independent thinker, possibly libertarian, and they go out of their way at the beginning and end of his stories to announce his views do not represent those of CBS6. How interesting given this context.
Posted by: Mayn at April 03, 2015 05:27 PM (IxejE)
*stares* The abomination of desolation.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:25 PM (evdj2)
So-called "St. Louis style pizza" is that way. Thin crust, cut into squares, and even the edges pieces are not really CRUST crust.
It's not bad, but it's also not the same thing as real pizza.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 05:27 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 03, 2015 05:28 PM (SYMCn)
[...]
Very messy."
So eating a penis pizza would be messy? But of course...
You know what? Nevermind. Some things don't need to be said.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 03, 2015 05:28 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Bwaney Fwank at April 03, 2015 05:28 PM (l1zOH)
Oh. Fine.
Looked enticing.
For a friend.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 03, 2015 05:28 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Crystal O'Conner, Pizza Owner at April 03, 2015 05:28 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Colonel Haiku at April 03, 2015 05:28 PM (Y8JQ4)
Posted by: Bwaney Fwank at April 03, 2015 05:28 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Robinson at April 03, 2015 05:28 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 03, 2015 05:29 PM (OsWis)
and Gentle Giants even if they don't shout as loud as the SJWs. They are
shouting now.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2015 05:23 PM (g1DWB)
--------This is all well and good, but at some time we have to start getting back in their faces the way they've been in ours for years now. Don't get me wrong, I think that this is a terrific rebuttal to what they've done, but the end result is we will quietly slap them upside the coconut. We need to be less quiet. We need to start playing the game the way they play it, and we need to be better at it than they are.It's starting, but it's not yet up to speed. We're not shouting loud enough.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 03, 2015 05:29 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:29 PM (evdj2)
Looked enticing.
For a friend.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 03, 2015 05:28 PM (AkOaV)
Heh. Whatever you do, no ranch dipping sauce, mkay?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 05:29 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Killerdog at April 03, 2015 05:30 PM (bW1bg)
mynewhandle: "How do you even eat a penis pizza?
[...]
Very messy."
So eating a penis pizza would be messy? But of course...
You know what? Nevermind. Some things don't need to be said.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 03, 2015 05:28 PM (1CroS)
Why? Don't you like stories with Happy Endings?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2015 05:30 PM (SpnVI)
Very messy.
Posted by: mynewhandle
An interesting math problem would be to calculate the total pizza area vs. the area of each square sub-piece to determine what percentage of the overall pie each square piece must be for exactly 90% of them to have no crust.
For example, if a 1' x 1' square pizza was cut into exactly 144 1" squares, then:
one edge would have 12 crust pieces
the opposite edge would also have 12 crust pieces
the left side edge would then have 10 crust pieces
the right side edge would then have 10 crust pieces
For a total of 44 crust pieces. Which leaves exactly 100 crustless pieces.
100/144 = 69.4% of the pieces wouldn't have crusts.
Based on this example, I think that the pieces would have to be really really small (compared to the overall pie size) for 90% of them to have no crusts.
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2015 05:30 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Flatville at April 03, 2015 05:31 PM (rPIee)
And none of her myriad professors and mentors ever decided to tell her; after all, her tuition checks cleared."
I remember when I worked Public Affairs for the Federal Communications Commission. I was being interviewed by a local news gal and she asked ,"What does the FCC do?"
This is when I knew reporters are plain dumb and lazy. It's been over 20 years and my opinion has not changed one bit.
Posted by: RGallegos at April 03, 2015 05:31 PM (AVODN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 03, 2015 05:31 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Marie Harf at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (W6iIX)
http://bit.ly/1y5zmKy
Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 03, 2015 05:16 PM (FCsIb)
*********
How groteque. Ugh, how could anyone be sick enough to do that to themselves? Oh wait... nevermind.
If that rainbow hadn't been there I'd say those sayings were photoshopped. Hypocrisy is off the charts.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (sj3Ax)
Based on this example, I think that the pieces would have to be
really really small (compared to the overall pie size) for 90% of them
to have no crusts.
Posted by: zombie
I was told there would be no math on this blog.
What are you, some sort of math freak?
Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Flatville at April 03, 2015 05:31 PM (rPIee)
It's a tax.
Posted by: Dread Justice Roberts at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Flatville
-------------------------
Think, DoJ suit against Gallup
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (l1zOH)
NOT a NEWS organization...
She is not even trying to say she is Neutral on subjects...
CBS New??? whole other story....
Posted by: Written in Stone, by GOD at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (qh617)
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (K4YiS)
Why not just cut the crust off the pizza before cutting it into squares and then they would all be crustless.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (g1DWB)
Very messy.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 03, 2015 05:25 PM (AkOaV)
Oh they do that shit out west too. Seen it that way in Ohio and around Chicago. Nasty really, it makes most of the pie look like the shitty frozen squares that come in a box.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (FMbng)
Richmond is quite conservative. Old, blue blood, monied conservative. This twit isn't representative by any stretch.
It wasn't too long ago that Richmond was the capital of the confederacy, you know.
Posted by: shredded chi at April 03, 2015 05:33 PM (0QsXr)
Posted by: Lois Learner at April 03, 2015 05:33 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: free tibet, etc at April 03, 2015 05:33 PM (lAXNl)
SERIOUS sock fail.... sorry folks.... the post that belonged to was quoting a commandment.... LOL...
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 03, 2015 05:33 PM (qh617)
How many bites of a slice have crust?
LTPFWB
Posted by: Robinson at April 03, 2015 05:33 PM (W2Cji)
Stories sure. But not pizza. The sausage is enough.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 03, 2015 05:33 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2015 05:34 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 05:34 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 03, 2015 05:34 PM (OsWis)
"This is when I knew reporters are plain dumb and lazy. It's been over 20 years and my opinion has not changed one bit."
The most vapid bunch of dullards anyone can dream of meeting.
Posted by: Ken Brockman at April 03, 2015 05:34 PM (k4XkI)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 03, 2015 05:35 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Flatville
-------------------------
Think, DoJ suit against Gallup
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (l1zOH)
More, think how the DOJ is using the Banksters to not support legal businesses, like payday lenders... and GUN companies...
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 03, 2015 05:35 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Dread Justice Roberts at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (TOk1P)
Using fighting words now,I see
Posted by: Ron Burgundy at April 03, 2015 05:36 PM (W6iIX)
Are you kidding? St. Louis style pizza is *horrible*, and I'm not even all that picky about my pizza. John *loved* pizza and I'm not sure he finished one piece. Our town in Missouri was supposed to have all sorts of great St. Louis style pizza places and we ended up eating at Dominoes.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 03, 2015 05:36 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at April 03, 2015 05:36 PM (1li1B)
Posted by: Ken Brockman at April 03, 2015 05:34 PM (k4XkI)
Using fighting words now,I see
/fail
Posted by: Ron Burgundy at April 03, 2015 05:36 PM (W6iIX)
How do you even eat a penis pizza?
slowly,one savory slice at a time and finish it off with a creamy vanilla milkshake
Posted by: alix bryan at April 03, 2015 05:37 PM (lKyWE)
That's what I'm saying.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2015 05:37 PM (g1DWB)
Now you're talking.
Posted by: Hatchet, Axe, and Saw at April 03, 2015 05:37 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2015 05:37 PM (v0/PR)
Posted by: Eisenhorn
And I think that's wonderful.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 03, 2015 05:38 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 03, 2015 05:38 PM (cIoI4)
slowly,one savory slice at a time and finish it off with a creamy vanilla milkshake
Posted by: alix bryan
Are you sure you enjoy it that much, alix?
Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 03, 2015 05:38 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Eisenhorn
---------------
Exactly. Thirty thousand people lined up to stick their thumbs in the eye of the gheystapo.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2015 05:39 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2015 05:39 PM (v0/PR)
Wild guess, it isn't an on-air employee not unless it gets hired by MSNBC
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 05:39 PM (3UGBQ)
Good riddance, Alix. I'm looking forward to reading about your new gig as a barista at Starbucks.
Posted by: Blor Utar at April 03, 2015 05:12 PM (vXMy9)"
I think that Starbucks would rather avoid an employee with a history of making false accusations.
I am looking forward to reading about her new career dancing for nickles at the bus station.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 03, 2015 05:39 PM (KDbAT)
_______________
I can handle that question. But first I need to know whether the government is going to pay for it for me.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 03, 2015 05:39 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2015 05:40 PM (ZbCKc)
Yep, just like Chik-fil-A day with lines out the doors.
Peaceful, capitalist protest.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2015 05:40 PM (cXQJ2)
So, why does Alix try to hide the fact that she is a dyke?
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 05:41 PM (iQIUe)
It is an acquired taste. Mostly the provel cheese and an acquired taste.
Fortel's does a "St. Louis Style-ish" pizza with Mozzarella, making it far more palatable to people not raised on Provel. (But they still use delicious local pepperoni.)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at April 03, 2015 05:41 PM (HDwDg)
You laugh now, but just wait until she puts you some learnin' on the topic of racial oppression in today's America.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2015 05:41 PM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2015 05:40 PM (ZbCKc)
mee too
Posted by: Joe Biden, War Chief at April 03, 2015 05:42 PM (W6iIX)
Because I have a feeling someone's cell phone is getting rather a lot of messages at the moment.
Posted by: alexthechick at April 03, 2015 05:42 PM (IrByp)
Can't wait to discuss race relations with her.
Posted by: FireHorse at April 03, 2015 05:42 PM (64tBw)
Posted by: Ernie Wist at April 03, 2015 05:42 PM (mAM7X)
$810,000 really is throwing her for a loop.
Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 03, 2015 05:42 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: alix bryan at April 03, 2015 05:43 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2015 05:41 PM (ZbCKc)
Any.. second... now....
claim of being a Lesbian, and this is all Homophobia!
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 03, 2015 05:43 PM (qh617)
"I am looking forward to reading about her new career dancing for nickles at the bus station."
I was going with table dancer at "Lenny's Lounge" on the bad part of town.
But I am stealing your "dancing for nickels at the bus station" -- with your permission.
Posted by: Ken Brockman at April 03, 2015 05:43 PM (k4XkI)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 03, 2015 05:44 PM (oKFzc)
Posted by: JROD at April 03, 2015 05:44 PM (wnwJC)
According to Popehat tweet: "You know that a false allegation of fraud is libel per se? Since you're in the media? And that your tweet's admissible evidence?"
Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2015 05:44 PM (cXQJ2)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 03, 2015 05:36 PM (GDulk
It is an acquired taste. Mostly the provel cheese and an acquired taste.
Fortel's does a "St. Louis Style-ish" pizza with Mozzarella, making
it far more palatable to people not raised on Provel. (But they still
use delicious local pepperoni.)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at April 03, 2015 05:41 PM (HDwDg)
Not gonna lie, occasionally I miss a nice greasy Imo's. Never lived in St. Louis, but Imo's spread to Springfield and Kansas City and while I don't know I'd call it "Pizza" per se, it is an acquired taste.
Posted by: DanInMN at April 03, 2015 05:45 PM (XqeyF)
and we need a new spokeschick since the one we have is moving over to the Whitehouse....
Posted by: State Dept. Human Resources at April 03, 2015 05:45 PM (qh617)
If you strip away the more insane pscychedelia from Zardoz (and some of the suck-ass 1968 Jefferson Airplane grade special effects) you have a very scathing attack on marxist-progressive elitist thought. And what it might lead to.
I had to run across Frayn's comment a couple of times of, "I have seen the future and it doesn't work" before it registered.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 03, 2015 05:45 PM (t//F+)
MFM: It's not lying if WE do it.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 05:45 PM (3UGBQ)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke, Naked at April 03, 2015 05:45 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 03, 2015 05:46 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 05:46 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: pep at April 03, 2015 05:46 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2015 05:46 PM (v0/PR)
Why are you people such H8ers?????
That'll be $810,000 please.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 03, 2015 05:47 PM (DLu2s)
With a square pizza of any given size:
Cut into:
1 slice = 0/1 crustless
4 slices = 0/4 crustless
9 slices = 1/9 crustless
16 slices = 4/16 crustless
25 slices= 9/25 crustless
...etc.
From this we can extrapolate that the crustless denominator is always two squares behind the [bottom number, whatever it's called]!!!
So, that's why with 12, it's 100/144. Duh!
So it's easy enough to get to close to 90% this way.
Let's take a jab at:
16 x 16 slices = 256
14 x 14 crustless = 196.
Nah.
Move way on up:
25 x 25 slices = 625
23 x 23 crustless = 529
529/625 = 84.6% == Close!
Try
30 x 30 slices = 900
28 x 28 crustless = 784
784/900 = 87.1 = Closer!
It's probably going to have to be a pizza divided into about 40 squares, at this "tangentially approaching our goal very slowly" rate!
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2015 05:47 PM (K4YiS)
You gotta love salesmanship.
A spam email trying to sell me stuff:
"Let's make it a Great Friday..."
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 03, 2015 05:47 PM (SYMCn)
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2015 05:47 PM (K4YiS)
Sit. And. Spin.
Posted by: acethepug at April 03, 2015 05:48 PM (WK825)
From Lawrence B. Jones twitter:I'm just astonished that the media would just flat out lie without any consequences!
MFM: It's not lying if WE do it.
Methinks the wee Ms. Alix is about to get a hard lesson in the victim hierarchy.
Posted by: pep at April 03, 2015 05:48 PM (LAe3v)
Her photo is either old or shopped b/c in her flicker acct she is at least 30 lbs heavier:
http://goo.gl/KJNHqm
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 05:48 PM (iQIUe)
Awww..... crap.... I was just joking....
although my Gaydar was going off....
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 03, 2015 05:48 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Furious George at April 03, 2015 05:49 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2015 05:49 PM (l1zOH)
I don't begrudge the sales tactic. But wow.
Christ dying on the cross makes it just a good Friday, but 20% off our products can make it a great Friday!!
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 03, 2015 05:49 PM (SYMCn)
into about 40 squares, at this "tangentially approaching our goal very
slowly" rate!
Posted by: zombie
I don't understand this. Are you attempting to determine the effect of Xeno's Paradox on a single pepperoni slice?
Posted by: pep at April 03, 2015 05:49 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2015 05:49 PM (sj3Ax)
http://goo.gl/284BOl
Posted by: Bruce J.
We really need to talk to them. Give us another couple a million to expand our study.
Posted by: National Institute of Health at April 03, 2015 05:49 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: CanaDave at April 03, 2015 05:49 PM (hWL7i)
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 03, 2015 05:50 PM (w2MRj)
Hateroni pizza! Now with generous helpings of liberal tears.
Posted by: LizLem at April 03, 2015 05:50 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 03, 2015 05:50 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2015 05:49 PM (l1zOH)
Yeah, I corrected link a few posts after my original one.
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2015 05:50 PM (v0/PR)
Wow. I don't usually comment on people's appearance, but this is one ugly-ass wombat.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 03, 2015 05:50 PM (lG2E3)
Now for some awesome news from Kansas, Brownback signed a no permit required conceal carry law, "constitutional carry".
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2015 05:51 PM (ODxAs)
Yeah, I think the cheese was a big factor. Not being accustomed, it made everything taste "off" somehow.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 03, 2015 05:51 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2015 05:51 PM (MDgS8)
If we increase the size of the pizza to 18"x18", then you end up with 70 crust pieces out of 324, for 254/324 = 78%
To generalize the equation,
crust pieces = 4 * (x - 1) for x > 1
total pieces = x * x
Where x is the number of times a side is cut into equilength strips.
Then the equation for ratio of non-crust to total crust is
F(x) = (x^2 - 4x + 4 ) / x^2
Solve for F(x) = 90%
(x^2 - 4x + 4 ) / x^2 = 90%
10 * (x^2 - 4x + 4) = 9 * x^2
x^2 - 40x + 40 = 0
Dig out your quadratic equation, and that solves to
(40 +- root(1440)) / 2
So, x = -1.03, or x= 38.97
Some mathematician can explain what the negative value actually means here, but we need an 39"x39" pizza for the 1" square slice scenario, or more generally, a 1:39 ratio for slice edge to pizza edge.
(152 crust slices, 1521 total slices)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 03, 2015 05:51 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: HoundOfDoom at April 03, 2015 05:51 PM (mUM5y)
she's a Shadow Warrior
Posted by: John Locke / Tommy Jefferson at April 03, 2015 05:51 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2015 05:52 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 03, 2015 05:52 PM (0FSuD)
http://goo.gl/284BOl
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 05:46 PM (iQIUe)
What a lovely photo of the freakish couple at a restaurant. Did they order the dick pizza?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 05:52 PM (3UGBQ)
Yep, just like Chik-fil-A day with lines out the doors.
Peaceful, capitalist protest.
I think that's what bothers them the most, that the donations are being made in a freewill, peaceful show of support.
In
contrast to the vile, property destroying and verbal abuse and blatant
lies that the other side employs to "support" their ilk.
Posted by: cind at April 03, 2015 05:52 PM (nRbbW)
i was told there would be no math
Posted by: kj at April 03, 2015 05:52 PM (lKyWE)
I have an infinite capability for distraction.
It makes life incredibly interesting and enjoyable.
But...
It makes getting useful work done almost impossible.
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2015 05:53 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at April 03, 2015 05:53 PM (7cZhk)
Imo's made it that far? And here I thought it was local to the region just west of St. Louis. I guess when the owner of Imo's ran for mayor in Troy it must have been the *franchise* owner and I just misunderstood.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 03, 2015 05:53 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at April 03, 2015 05:53 PM (Y5I9o)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Our stats would indicate the all-you-can-eat buffet.
Posted by: National Institute of Health at April 03, 2015 05:53 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 03, 2015 05:53 PM (SYMCn)
-------
Why all the H8 on wombats? Can't you at least call it "one ugly ass scum sucking lizard?"
Crap, I just realized my error, now I'll be called out for hating on lizards. What's the word I want to use to describe these kinds of people?
Suggestions would be helpful here.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 03, 2015 05:54 PM (9iR5/)
Zombie, I always thought you were a photographer and reporter. Now I see you doing advanced math.
You scare me!
Posted by: Ernie Wist at April 03, 2015 05:54 PM (mAM7X)
Posted by: HAL at April 03, 2015 05:54 PM (OmBeX)
Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2015 05:55 PM (sj3Ax)
Hell, she's wrapping a pineapple with barbed wire and fire ants and cramming it up their ass sideways.
This will be fun to watch play out.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 03, 2015 05:55 PM (w2MRj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2015 05:55 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: bworei at April 03, 2015 05:55 PM (zZNYZ)
crust pieces = 4 * (x - 1) for x > 1
total pieces = x * x
...etc.
...but we need an 39"x39" pizza for the 1" square slice scenario, or more generally, a 1:39 ratio for slice edge to pizza edge.
(152 crust slices, 1521 total slices)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster
THANK YOU, MATH-TYPDE DUDE>
I guesstimated 40x40, and you confirmed it was 39x39, for a perfectly 90% crustless pizza:
39x39 = 1521
37x 37 = 1369
1369/1521 = 90.00%
YES!!!!
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2015 05:56 PM (K4YiS)
Anyway, Alix, you poor dear thing, if a car pulls up today to pick you up DON'T GET IN!!!!
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 03, 2015 05:56 PM (DLu2s)
Answer is 39. Not bad for guesstimating!
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 03, 2015 05:56 PM (0NdlF)
South of Houston. I suspect it's about as opposite as you can get from where you're at now. Don't know anything about VA hospitals here unfortunately. ThunderB could probably tell you more about the area since we've only been here less than two years.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 03, 2015 05:57 PM (GDulk)
They only take contributions from within the US, correct?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 03, 2015 05:58 PM (GDulk)
I may go back for seconds just to stick it to the SJW dirtbags one more time, and if I'm in the area sometime in the future, I just might drop in for a real pizza, provided that the baying progreSSive mob hasn't closed them for good.
Posted by: Blor Utar at April 03, 2015 05:58 PM (vXMy9)
But I am stealing your "dancing for nickels at the bus station" -- with your permission.
Posted by: Ken Brockman at April 03, 2015 05:43 PM (k4XkI)"
Feel free. I think that I got it from Ace in one of his more inspired posts.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 03, 2015 05:58 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 03, 2015 05:59 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: stourma at April 03, 2015 05:59 PM (aKW7k)
Don't know, could maybe use a credit card...don't like to use it online, though.
Posted by: CanaDave at April 03, 2015 06:00 PM (hWL7i)
Posted by: LizLem at April 03, 2015 06:01 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: CanaDave at April 03, 2015 06:02 PM (hWL7i)
Posted by: DaveA at April 03, 2015 06:02 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2015 06:02 PM (WIUGG)
Assume unequally sized slices and the job gets much easier.
Cut the middle out and slice into nine pieces, and there's your 90%.
I grant you the crust piece would be a little hard to deal with, though.
Posted by: Piercello at April 03, 2015 06:06 PM (QJCCx)
Posted by: Blor Utar at April 03, 2015 06:07 PM (vXMy9)
Posted by: bworei at April 03, 2015 06:10 PM (zZNYZ)
Small town - Big lake.
Posted by: DaveA at April 03, 2015 06:13 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Leland at April 03, 2015 06:30 PM (5wUny)
-C
Posted by: cnation at April 03, 2015 06:43 PM (MsIBX)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at April 03, 2015 06:52 PM (eh0gg)
Posted by: dogfish at April 03, 2015 06:52 PM (1vYi0)
Posted by: Alix Dicksucker at April 03, 2015 06:57 PM (CS3ta)
https://twitter.com/MattJGNY
Man, this is why I love show business. THESE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES
Posted by: Deputy Director Higgins at April 03, 2015 07:03 PM (IxEWc)
Posted by: Belasarius at April 03, 2015 07:59 PM (DpVi/)
There are 4 defenses in a libel case:
1) Truth
2) The plaintiff is a public figure
3) Absence of malice on the part of the defendant
4) ??? (Media law not my strongest subject in J-school)
Number 3 might hold some water, but news organizations usually don't like getting for libel. So I'm guessing Alix is done, professionally.
Posted by: FireHorse at April 03, 2015 08:11 PM (SgXEz)
I saw something on Dana's twitter about "only an hour left to donate", so I suspected it was shutdown by those who set it up.
Posted by: Leland at April 03, 2015 08:18 PM (5wUny)
It is a state capital and home to the 4th District federal appeals court, though it isn't also a college town. Still, you put that many politicians, lawyers and lobbyists (though I repeat myself) together, and you get a rich Communist commune, sort of like NoVA really.
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 08:36 PM (cL79m)
I am thinking Memories Pizza should re-open and video tape every single moment of harassment. They should no longer do ANY catering, so no one can come in and ask them to cater their wedding. They should just serve pizza in the restaurant, period. If someone comes in to bait them, harass them, attack them, they should simply smile, not say anything, and make sure it is all recorded on video. Every single second. Let the left be seen for the thugs that they are.
Either way, they have to decide if they are going to be martyrs or not. It's up to them.
As far as Ms. Alix goes, well, she tweeted some very rude, crass stuff, and she does not come across as a professional. If I were this news channel, I would fire her for being unprofessional and foul mouthed. Who in their right mind would tweet a picture of a sausage pizza with the rather crass description when said tweet is associated with a work twitter account? This woman brings disgrace to her employer, so it is probably time for her to go. She's just gross!
Posted by: Mistress Overdone at April 03, 2015 10:27 PM (2/oBD)
http://www.gofundme.com/mz6zm4
Posted by: Mistress Overdone at April 03, 2015 10:29 PM (2/oBD)
TY for the reading pollution. Here is some brain bleach as an antidote:
http://i.___ur.com/ET64Atj.gif
Posted by: Mongerel at April 03, 2015 11:40 PM (YqWfw)
Posted by: Mongerel at April 03, 2015 11:41 PM (YqWfw)
Posted by: Mongerel at April 03, 2015 11:42 PM (YqWfw)
Posted by: Mongerel at April 03, 2015 11:43 PM (YqWfw)
This all reminds me of the Argentine Christian men locking arms and praying, in a human chain around their cathedral to protect it from the vandalism and obscenities of the women attacking them, spitting, hurling obscenities, showing their tits, carrying on like the creatures in a Bruegel painting of Hell.
Posted by: Beverly at April 04, 2015 01:15 AM (0/VgD)
I'm sorry but if your job is in the media, you don't use social media for anything that isn't professional unless you have a desire to be unemployed.
Beyond that, she's an adolescent idiot. I'd fire her just for that, let alone her false claims of fraud, etc. I don't care if she apologized all day long, she'd get a perp walk the moment that she showed up on the job.
Posted by: tired at April 04, 2015 01:48 AM (adOUE)
Posted by: W.C. Varones at April 04, 2015 09:53 AM (8N411)
Posted by: Buffalobob at April 04, 2015 03:29 PM (ecWsB)
This makes her stupider, if possible.
Posted by: Sal at April 04, 2015 08:00 PM (9L1jT)
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