Just Some Good Reportin'

At CBS6 in Richmond -- and I do not think Richmond is some kind of hardcore prog gay mecca -- this is the sort of thing its "reporters" report on their station-promoted timelines.


Here's the original tweet:


By the way, this cockblogger is really scandalized by the fact that the fundraiser was started, if I have this clearly, by someone working for the Dana Loesch show:


Well Alix Bryan can just not believe that someone working for a "news enterprise" is acting like a clear ideological partisan in this matter!!!

Posted by: Ace at 04:48 PM




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1 Well Alix Bryan can just not believe that someone working for a "news enterprise" is acting like a clear ideological partisan in this matter!!!

This sentence needs a Get This! somewhere.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 04:50 PM (evdj2)

2 The sad truth is, Alix is plainly just not very bright.

And none of her myriad professors and mentors ever decided to tell her; after all, her tuition checks cleared.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 03, 2015 04:50 PM (DLu2s)

3 I'd call her a cock-gargling slut, but I don't think that'd be very accurate.

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 03, 2015 04:50 PM (CVTpV)

4 Are they begging to be sued?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2015 04:50 PM (08Znv)

5 and wth? It's like my third first! today and I don't even care.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 04:50 PM (evdj2)

6 I don't get it.

Posted by: Alix at April 03, 2015 04:51 PM (jI23+)

7 wow, this from a girl who does a 4000 word blog article on UVA student Hanna and need for girls to be smart about dicks and stuff.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 03, 2015 04:51 PM (oEUVE)

8 Me: Mr. Jefferson? Hello, it's me, Weft. Hi!

Thom. Jeff: Hello sir.

Me: Well, you asked that I call again with news from the future, and I have an update.

Thom. Jeff: Yes, yes, please go on.

Me: Well, we're in the midst of a national debate over whether pizza and cake must be served at homosexual weddings.

Thom. Jeff: ...

Me: Mr. Jefferson?

Thom. Jeff: One moment, please.

Me: Ok...

Thom. Jeff: *FLINT, POWDER, PATCH, BALL* *BLAM* *DIAL TONE*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 03, 2015 04:51 PM (JBzwC)

9 Keep digging, baby!

Posted by: tu3031 at April 03, 2015 04:52 PM (YFFpo)

10
we live in the Age Of Lena Dunham

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 03, 2015 04:53 PM (SYMCn)

11 She's racist. The guy who set up the GoFundMe account is black.

Posted by: starboardhelm at April 03, 2015 04:53 PM (hOtJL)

12 So....she wanted to be a part of the story by accusing the black guy of fraud without any evidence.

She got her wish to be part of the story. Don't think this is what she had in mind though.

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 03, 2015 04:53 PM (CVTpV)

13 $790,157

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 04:53 PM (evdj2)

14 Raised by 27,171 people in 1 day

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 04:53 PM (evdj2)

15 Another progressive self loather. They really are the new provincial hillbillies.

Posted by: Andrew at April 03, 2015 04:53 PM (vVXmN)

16 >>> At CBS6 in Richmond -- and I do not think Richmond is some kind of
hardcore prog gay mecca -- this is the sort of thing its "reporters"
report on their station-promoted timelines.

SOON

Posted by: DC urban sprawl in VA trying to infect the rest of the state at April 03, 2015 04:54 PM (yRwC8)

17
And now I want her fired. Expressing opinion is one thing, but 4chan-ing an innocent person is going too far.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 03, 2015 04:55 PM (SYMCn)

18 Alyssa Marino (ABC57) has disappeared from twitter, after tweeting approx 6-8 times a day in the days leading up to her provocative report on the poor O'Conner business enterprise. Where has she gone?

Sabrina Rubin Erdely hasn't been seen on social media ever since her libelous and fictional assault on UVa, fraternities and the male acquaintances Jackie made along her educational path.

Where do these "brave" reporters go? Why do they hide from the ripple effects of the stories they tell?

What about this scion of the Bryan family? Will she stand up and apologize, or will she hide?

Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 03, 2015 04:55 PM (FCsIb)

19 I just donated 25, fuck these people.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 03, 2015 04:55 PM (CxEX+)

20 Alicks Bryan turned me in to a newt! Better report it, just in case.

Posted by: Rebecca Jorden at April 03, 2015 04:55 PM (ihTEf)

21 So, Alix Bryan is basically a forever-fourteen year old. This is what we're producing now as adults? We're so screwed.

Posted by: Thea at April 03, 2015 04:55 PM (Ql2lm)

22 shot "Most women you know have been taken advantage of sexually, in some way."
chaser "here's a big dick pizza, y'all"

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 03, 2015 04:55 PM (oEUVE)

23 Given that her parents couldn't spell, it shouldn't surprise that the girl can't write. (Or, apparently, read.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 03, 2015 04:56 PM (fg+PC)

24 fat girl head tilt?

check.

Posted by: Benedict Arnold CEO at April 03, 2015 04:56 PM (n5fTN)

25 Stupid, ugly, and a liar is no way for a news reporter to go through life.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 04:56 PM (wlDny)

26 Closing in on $800K. This is the most unbelievable thing I've ever seen.

Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 03, 2015 04:56 PM (FCsIb)

27 What a class act...

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at April 03, 2015 04:56 PM (Bn6aD)

28 This is the best part:

@alixbryan

Also, that is totally acceptable to do. I also did research afterward and contacted person who started fund. @LilacSundayBlog @CBS6

(note she(?) did her research AFTERWARD....)

Then this:

@LawrenceBJones3

@alixbryan @LilacSundayBlog @CBS6 you didn't contact me.

Also not contacted, Dana Loesch...

@DLoesch

FYI, now @alixbryan falsely claims that she contacted us in her "research." Never happened. EVER.

Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2015 04:57 PM (v0/PR)

29 Alix Bryan needs to be fired and publicly apologize for misrepresenting the views of the good people of Richmond, VA.

Posted by: bossy barbara at April 03, 2015 04:57 PM (l1zOH)

30 Attach the Stone of Shame!

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 04:58 PM (evdj2)

31 That can't be a news reporter. Unless, that's a picture of brother. What a lick knob.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 03, 2015 04:58 PM (ucDmr)

32 I'm thinking that not only does CBS6 need to get their attorney on the phone, but Alix had better get one as well.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2015 04:58 PM (08Znv)

33 Listen "reporter?" The hysterics are unbecoming...

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at April 03, 2015 04:59 PM (Bn6aD)

34 did you ever notice local tv investigative reports are usually about businesses too small to afford TV advertising?

Posted by: Benedict Arnold CEO at April 03, 2015 04:59 PM (n5fTN)

35 Yeah, saw that someone bought the Memories Pizza domain name and created a penis pizza. Ha ha. Thing is, for a major news outlet to be tweeting this, it's kind of low class and crass. What's next? Fart and poop jokes? Is this a newsroom run by 12 year old boys?

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at April 03, 2015 04:59 PM (2/oBD)

36 News Flash! Left wing reporters fail to understand. Also Anthony Weiner waves hello.

Posted by: An Observation at April 03, 2015 05:00 PM (V5hGG)

37 I hope Alix has her resumè up to date.. oh wait.. she would have to add "Fired for false accusation of fraud" to it!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 03, 2015 05:00 PM (/9Mak)

38 This is what the right needs to understand about the left. I think we can all see it now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu0rP2VWLWw

Posted by: despair at April 03, 2015 05:00 PM (J6suc)

39 ***"So, Alix Bryan is basically a forever-fourteen year old. This is what we're producing now as adults? We're so screwed."***


Just a quibble really, but we've always had immature, juvenile idiots in our society.


It's the fact that they're the ones who are elevated now instead of the responsible ones with more than two brain cells to rub together.

Posted by: Brendan Eich at April 03, 2015 05:00 PM (xSCb6)

40 I quoted her post a few below the one where "she" reported them, but it got enstompend..

Anyway she said something like "The people trying to take away freedoms will someday loose their own! God Bless"

Irony so thick you can slice it with a Fn Hammer!

Posted by: JarvisW at April 03, 2015 05:00 PM (E7Iyp)

41 The sad truth is, Alix is plainly just not very bright.

I'm thinking that's true. She really doesn't seem to understand much.

The SJWs rose up to ruin, even threaten to kill, these people. They shut their business down, and were determined to harm them. They gleefully thought they were unstoppable.

The other side decided to protect them. We've just about made them bullet-proof (figuratively).

They want to make them suffer. We've made that largely impossible.

They're now seething in impotent rage.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 05:00 PM (MMC8r)

42 This is also the foul #%#% that tweeted out she had reported the GoFundme thing as fraud "out of caution". See twitchy if you haven't already. Seriously, as a lawyer, I say start suing these pieces of garbage. Reporting something to authorities as fraud without any proof? That's actionable. If it happened in my state, I'd take the case pro bono.

Posted by: Matt in Tampa at April 03, 2015 05:00 PM (aDpzg)

43 Ooops, off Mozilla victim sock.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 03, 2015 05:00 PM (xSCb6)

44 ...meanwhile, here is the link for the gofundme page! go donate if you haven't already! Donations close at 6 pm Central time. Right now the donations are at $793, 646!

http://www.gofundme.com/MemoriesPizza

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at April 03, 2015 05:01 PM (2/oBD)

45 I wonder where she'll be working at next.

Posted by: People Corp at April 03, 2015 05:01 PM (TzeLs)

46 1.2... Congratulations Alix Bryan, you're at the top of the CBS6 pledge class.

Posted by: wooga at April 03, 2015 05:01 PM (xqbRO)

47
>>At CBS6 in Richmond -- and I do not think Richmond is some kind of hardcore prog gay mecca -- this is the sort of thing its "reporters" report on their station-promoted timelines.

Shit. I actually think that firing makes sense here. If it were just her personal twitter, but it's linked on the media website. I have some local media weather people liked on facebook and I've never seen a tacky thing. They are always professional.

This girl is an idiot.

Posted by: Lea at April 03, 2015 05:01 PM (lIU4e)

48 It's nice that "curious" has finally found gainful employment.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 03, 2015 05:02 PM (fg+PC)

49
Where do these "brave" reporters go? Why do they hide from the ripple effects of the stories they tell?

The Island of Misfit Journalists, I believe.

i saw it in a "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" special during my toot'.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 03, 2015 05:02 PM (95CzI)

50
I love the delicious irony that she doesn't want her personal opinions affecting her job.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2015 05:02 PM (ODxAs)

51 Closing in on $800K. This is the most unbelievable thing I've ever seen.
Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 03, 2015 04:56 PM (FCsIb)
---
Better than school bus lady, I think.

Posted by: People Corp at April 03, 2015 05:02 PM (TzeLs)

52 Donations close at 6 pm Central time.

They do? I hadn't heard that.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 05:02 PM (MMC8r)

53 This girl is an idiot.

Is it a girl?

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at April 03, 2015 05:02 PM (Bn6aD)

54 ...I think Ace said it in a rant from yesterday...it's like they're all in kindergarten.

Posted by: billygoat at April 03, 2015 05:02 PM (I5q3y)

55 Get her fired for the fun of it. That's how the left works. Time we played by their rules.

Posted by: Flatville at April 03, 2015 05:03 PM (rPIee)

56 I'm sorry, but just her cutesy spelling of "Alix" should be enough to get her fired.

Posted by: Iblis at April 03, 2015 05:03 PM (zA1h+)

57 It's nice that "curious" has finally found gainful employment.

*snort* Though in truth, Curious is never leaving "The City".

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:03 PM (evdj2)

58 Is it a girl?

It's Pat!

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:04 PM (evdj2)

59 Obervation: Ms. Bryan does not appear to be on the right side of the IQ bell curve.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 05:04 PM (659DL)

60 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 05:04 PM (kff5f)

61 32
I'm thinking that not only does CBS6 need to get their attorney on the phone, but Alix had better get one as well.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2015 04:58 PM (08Znv)

She is probably shielded by the BS Sullivan ruling that makes it nearly impossible to sue a news organization.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 05:04 PM (wlDny)

62 26 Closing in on $800K. This is the most unbelievable thing I've ever seen.

In case you haven't heard, they plan to remodel and then reopen, and so far they are standing by their faith and their principles.

Posted by: despair at April 03, 2015 05:04 PM (J6suc)

63 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 05:05 PM (kff5f)

64

You know, for an obvious deranged lasbian, Alix sure is sexually obsessed with large (and thick) phallic objects.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 03, 2015 05:05 PM (SYMCn)

65 I think I'll go to the lesbian run Thai joint in my neighborhood tonite and demand a chicken fried steak. a straight one.

Posted by: Benedict Arnold CEO at April 03, 2015 05:05 PM (n5fTN)

66 Donations close at 6 pm Central time.
==
Its an emergency fund, and I think that means they get the money pretty immediate, instead of waiting, and gofundme doesn't take a cut.

Posted by: People Corp at April 03, 2015 05:05 PM (TzeLs)

67
>>>>> At CBS6 in Richmond -- and I do not think Richmond is some kind of
hardcore prog gay mecca -- this is the sort of thing its "reporters"
report on their station-promoted timelines.

SOON

-Ha. Richmond is still 90 miles away from dc. That would be a hell of a commute! It took me almost an hour to go 10 miles when I lived there....

Posted by: Lea at April 03, 2015 05:05 PM (lIU4e)

68 Well Alix Bryan can just not believe that someone working for a "news enterprise" is acting like a clear ideological partisan in this matter!!!

Here. She can have my irony meter.

I've got extras.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 05:06 PM (kff5f)

69 From Alix MyLix's CBS6 webpage...

I would say that the experience that really helped shape my journalistic style was a 22,000 mile scooter trip through the backroads of America. I learned that someone, anywhere you go, has a story to tell. I became comfortable interviewing and filming complete strangers, about a variety of topics, in a variety of environments.

She's a regular John Effin' Steinbeck / Travels with Charley scooterette...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 03, 2015 05:06 PM (95CzI)

70 In case you haven't heard, they plan to remodel and then reopen, and so far they are standing by their faith and their principles.

They can afford hot and cold running nuns.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:06 PM (evdj2)

71 29 Alix Bryan needs to be fired...

She may be a nepotism hire and thus can't be fired.

Posted by: despair at April 03, 2015 05:06 PM (J6suc)

72 Don't you think there should be a law against donating money to people who have offended progressives?

Posted by: Xavier at April 03, 2015 05:06 PM (MB7G/)

73
Her sexual fixation, which is psychologically in the mid-pubescent phase, with penises is telling.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 03, 2015 05:07 PM (SYMCn)

74 Your Honor, we charge the plaintiff of 1st Degree Murder. We will now go look for a corpse, a weapon, and a crime scene.

Posted by: Alix Bryan, DA of the Great State of Confusion at April 03, 2015 05:07 PM (1CroS)

75 Dear "Alix":

Start here--go see how many followers Dana Loesch has.

Then compare to yours.

Yes, Alix, there is a reality beyond that which you see.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 05:07 PM (659DL)

76 Wow a journalism degree sure does not help keep your tweets above the sixth grade boy level.

Posted by: Robinson at April 03, 2015 05:07 PM (W2Cji)

77 It has nothing to do with her job? I'm sure Brandon Eich thought the same about his 6 yo donation to a political campaign ...

Posted by: Joe at April 03, 2015 05:08 PM (PhNHa)

78 Love what Lawrence B Jones III retweeted:

"More liberals think #MemoriesPizza fund is a fraud, than think#LoisLerner committed fraud"

Also this: https://twitter.com/LawrenceBJones3/status/584085112251228160

Lawrence might be my new fave Twitter feed! Doing Dana's show proud.

Posted by: LizLem at April 03, 2015 05:08 PM (yRwC8)

79
Alix hates penis...and yet cannot stop talking about penis.

Because she has a mental illness and it manifests itself in hostile female homosexuality.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 03, 2015 05:08 PM (SYMCn)

80 Mob drone gets backlash, scratches its head.

Got Dandruff, some of it Itches.

Posted by: Mongerel at April 03, 2015 05:08 PM (YqWfw)

81 Closing in on 800k for the Americans.

Posted by: Ned at April 03, 2015 05:08 PM (U+qBP)

82 It's not about teh gehe.

It's about teh Nazis.

Contrary to tradition, jackbooted thugs come in a rainbow of colors.

Posted by: Adjoran at April 03, 2015 05:08 PM (QIQ6j)

83 "Hello, Mr. Weft Cut-Loop? Sir, I've been waiting for your call..."

Posted by: Zombie John Brown at April 03, 2015 05:08 PM (LHLRD)

84 Don't you think there should be a law against donating money to people who have offended progressives?

Not only that but it's all just a big ole C-O-N-S-P-I-R-A-C-Y.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 05:09 PM (659DL)

85 The O'Connors should serve free pizza for a month. (charge for the beer though).

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:09 PM (evdj2)

86 Her brain is a strap-on.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 03, 2015 05:09 PM (16bOT)

87 Steven Crowder's shit at Muslim bakeries are hilarious.

Posted by: prescient11 at April 03, 2015 05:09 PM (q5APL)

88 there really is a lesbian owned and run thai joint in my neighborhood. they violate all kinds of code but I'm libertarian and have a live and let live attitude. but it may be time for people to be made to live by their own rules.

Posted by: Benedict Arnold CEO at April 03, 2015 05:09 PM (n5fTN)

89 You guys are doing a fine job tearing the beast to fucking shreds

CONTINUE UNTIL SHE DEAD

Posted by: KenH at April 03, 2015 05:10 PM (67f1X)

90 The O'Connors should serve free pizza for a month. (charge for the beer though).

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:09 PM (evdj2)


Considering their new insurance premiums (death threats, plus threats of arson to their property), I'm thinking maybe not.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 05:10 PM (kff5f)

91 WTF?

Cleanup on aisle 89?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 05:10 PM (kff5f)

92 This CBS station apparently hires a lot of Smart Alix.

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 03, 2015 05:10 PM (CVTpV)

93
I became comfortable interviewing and filming complete strangers, about a variety of topics, in a variety of environments.

She's a regular John Effin' Steinbeck / Travels with Charley scooterette...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 03, 2015 05:06 PM (95CzI)









The 2007 scooter trip was billed as "Peace Scooter" where she traced a huge honkin' peace sign across the lower 48. No way in HELL did she talk to people about a "variety of topics" with anything close to that "diversity of opinion" the commie pinko cockholsters claim to love.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2015 05:10 PM (SpnVI)

94
#racistAlix - accusing the black guy of fraud.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2015 05:10 PM (ODxAs)

95 Home of the dick pizza!






Just a wild guess but that's the only dick It's Pat has ever seen. And CBS 6 will applaud it for speaking truth to power

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 05:11 PM (3UGBQ)

96 Dykes like this, trying to make men feel deep shame and disgust about their sexuality.

Well, in my case it worked! Happy now, Alix? You want me to send you a Van Gogh keepsake when it's all over?

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 03, 2015 05:11 PM (XrHO0)

97 #racistAlix - accusing the black guy of fraud.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2015 05:10 PM (ODxAs)


And, given that she's a media person acting on her political beliefs, it can't be because he's acting on his political beliefs. Ergo- she must be racist.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 05:12 PM (kff5f)

98 Good riddance, Alix. I'm looking forward to reading about your new gig as a barista at Starbucks.

Posted by: Blor Utar at April 03, 2015 05:12 PM (vXMy9)

99 -Ha. Richmond is still 90 miles away from dc. That
would be a hell of a commute! It took me almost an hour to go 10 miles
when I lived there....

Posted by: Lea at April 03, 2015 05:05 PM (lIU4e)
Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!

Posted by: Jerry Brown at April 03, 2015 05:12 PM (yRwC8)

100 Scrunt sure thinks she represents "CBS6".

It seems every post it makes includes "CBS6".

Readily apparent "CBS6" supports scrunt.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 03, 2015 05:12 PM (NaeCR)

101 Moby #89

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 03, 2015 05:12 PM (fg+PC)

102 I think Darwin invented twitter.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2015 05:12 PM (g1DWB)

103 I said it before, and I shall say it again... as many times as necessary for you people to acknowledge my comedy genius:


If this girl, Miss Bryan, keeps up this type of thing, she's going to have a hard time finding a husband.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 05:12 PM (TOk1P)

104
Alix hates penis...and yet cannot stop talking about penis.

The first rule of Penis Club is you don't talk about Penis Club.

Y'all have noticed that her Penie Pizza jibe was posted on Wednesday, two days before she got all uppity in her high moral dudgeon and reported the GoFundMe effort for fraud "just in case".

Reporter, my ass. Fifth columnist SJW.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 03, 2015 05:12 PM (95CzI)

105 So my transmission is going in my van. I don't know if I should get a new one, used one or a remastered one.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 03, 2015 05:13 PM (CxEX+)

106 Monorail. Monorail! MONORAIL!

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:13 PM (evdj2)

107 You know that term having standing in court?

There's probably a good reason for that.

The hypothetical of all this is the killer. It's as if this reporter was going out of here way in miles to travel in time to look for "future crime".

He'll maybe with a real $2,000 on the line Memories Pizza would arrive at a different answer.

What we have now is a self appointed reporter PreCog driving around looking four thought crime.
Reporters your new Dream Police- oh noooo!

Posted by: Danube River Guide at April 03, 2015 05:13 PM (RJMhd)

108 Hard to say if she would get fired. Richmond is a fair piece from Indiana. I doubt that there would be much local outrage at her actions. Most would just be inclined to go "Meh."
The twitter outrage, although widespread, is not going to be enough to do it. The station will just hunker down and wait for the uproar over her idiocy to subside.
The only thing that would get their attention would be a lawsuit, and even then their corporate lawyers would defend her tooth and nail.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 03, 2015 05:13 PM (9iR5/)

109
Operation Pipewrench, bitchez.

I love it when a plan finally FINALLY comes together.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2015 05:13 PM (SpnVI)

110
I'll take guess who's the Nazi for $100, Alix.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2015 05:14 PM (ODxAs)

111 98
Good riddance, Alix. I'm looking forward to reading about your new gig as a barista at Starbucks.

Then She/ He can have that conversation on discrimination/racism/sexism/.homophobia.....

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at April 03, 2015 05:14 PM (Bn6aD)

112 Good riddance, Alix. I'm looking forward to reading about your new gig as a barista at Starbucks.

Then She/ He can have that conversation on discrimination/racism/sexism/.homophobia.....
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at April 03, 2015 05:14 PM (Bn6aD)



#ScissorTogether

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 03, 2015 05:15 PM (vgIRn)

113
Alix hates penis...and yet cannot stop talking about penis.









To be fair, penis IS pretty funny.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2015 05:15 PM (SpnVI)

114 Can't spell progreSSive without "SS" - and the difference between Same Sex and Schutzstaffel is growing less and less with each passing day.

It shouldn't be that way here in America but that's today's leftists for you.

Posted by: Blor Utar at April 03, 2015 05:16 PM (vXMy9)

115 The Penis mightier!

Posted by: Sean Connery at April 03, 2015 05:16 PM (evdj2)

116 Alix, the Bryan Scion, strongly believes in kindness and tolerance. Or, so claims this photo.

http://bit.ly/1y5zmKy

Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 03, 2015 05:16 PM (FCsIb)

117 Me: Well, we're in the midst of a national debate over whether pizza and cake must be served at homosexual weddings.

Thom. Jeff: ...

Me: Mr. Jefferson?

Thom. Jeff: One moment, please.

Me: Ok...

Thom. Jeff: *FLINT, POWDER, PATCH, BALL* *BLAM* *DIAL TONE*
Posted by: weft cut-loop


I LOLed, then I LOLed some more.

In fact I'm still LOLing.

I LOL to cover up the pain.

Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2015 05:16 PM (K4YiS)

118 You people should stop making fun of her haircut. I have it on good authority she has updated her look. She is now shaved on one side of her head. With blue highlights in the other.

Because she's a rebel.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 05:16 PM (TOk1P)

119 Btw my iPhone is plotting against me gawd.

How the frig did her turn into here and for into four (deleted swear word)

Posted by: Danube River Guide at April 03, 2015 05:16 PM (RJMhd)

120 It would be nice if they peel off about 20k of their over $800k to pay a lawyer to pursue the defamation case with respondeat superior for the TV station, just for the lols. Might win, might not, but would sure be hilarious.

"Hey Alix, remember the time you got yourself and your employer sued? Yeah, that sure was good for your career." - Words never to spoken by anyone

Posted by: DanInMN at April 03, 2015 05:16 PM (XqeyF)

121 The O'Connors should serve free pizza for a month. (charge for the beer though).
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:09 PM (evdj2)

Someone previously suggested using it to fund a nonprofit to help support other religious small businesses get through similar times, that would be great. Sadly I think the first customer in line when they reopen will be a gay couple suddenly deciding pizza is the bestest reception food evar! and sue them for all they are now worth. I'd like to have more faith in humanity and be less cynical, but greed is a strong emotion.

Posted by: LizLem at April 03, 2015 05:17 PM (yRwC8)

122
So my transmission is going in my van. I don't know if I should get a new one, used one or a remastered one.

New is out of the question. Find a good mechanic who will get tranny out of the junkyard and replace it. First, go to AAMCO near you and see if it's run by someone honest and reasonable.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 03, 2015 05:17 PM (SYMCn)

123 Could our Alex be bothered to send this Alix a free "pizza and raptor" gift box?

Posted by: PabloD at April 03, 2015 05:17 PM (9Hrhx)

124 115 The Penis mightier!
Posted by: Sean Connery


FInal proof that 12 hours cannot pass here without at least one crypto Zardoz reference.

Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2015 05:17 PM (K4YiS)

125 >>wow, this from a girl who does a 4000 word blog
article on UVA student Hanna and need for girls to be smart about dicks
and stuff.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44

I got an 8000 word one on being "taco smart".

Posted by: Alix at April 03, 2015 05:18 PM (sQzB6)

126 105
So my transmission is going in my van. I don't know if I should get a new one, used one or a remastered one.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 03, 2015 05:13 PM (CxEX+)

From what I have heard they are all rebuilt now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 05:18 PM (wlDny)

127 BurtTC: "I said it before, and I shall say it again... as many times as necessary for you people to acknowledge my comedy genius:"

No mas. No mas! Eres cómico!

Posted by: Roberto Duran at April 03, 2015 05:18 PM (1CroS)

128 And none of her myriad professors and mentors ever decided to tell her; after all, her tuition checks cleared.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max
------------------

Polisci and Multimedia degrees. It isn't as though she was spending time among the thoughtfully enlightened.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2015 05:19 PM (l1zOH)

129 Alix, the Bryan Scion, strongly believes in kindness and tolerance. Or, so claims this photo.



http://bit.ly/1y5zmKy

Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 03, 2015 05:16 PM (FCsIb)


What an ugly looking dude

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 05:19 PM (3UGBQ)

130 Alix has a Coexist sticker on her Prius.

It's true! Except she used a magic marker to reshape the cross into a swastika. Because she's clever.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 05:19 PM (TOk1P)

131 Ooof. $800K

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2015 05:19 PM (l1zOH)

132 Alix Bryan--because the world needs another viciously resentful dyke



Posted by: John Locke / Tommy Jefferson at April 03, 2015 05:19 PM (8CdUx)

133 Sadly I think the first customer in line when they reopen will be a gay couple suddenly deciding pizza is the bestest reception food evar!

Take out only. Moose out front should have told ya.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:19 PM (evdj2)

134 What gender is Alix identifying with this afternoon?

Posted by: Roy at April 03, 2015 05:19 PM (fWLrt)

135
Find a good mechanic who will get tranny out of the junkyard and replace it.

I didn't like what she tweeted but there is no reason to let her out of the junkyard.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2015 05:19 PM (ODxAs)

136 Is reddit aware of this?

Posted by: People Corp at April 03, 2015 05:20 PM (TzeLs)

137 She looks like Sally Kohn's little sister.

Posted by: dantesed at April 03, 2015 05:20 PM (88xKn)

138 Sabres!

Posted by: Sean Connery at April 03, 2015 05:20 PM (evdj2)

139 If Alix is related to the Media General Bryan family, Richmond's leading media family, she's not being "fired".

She'll be promoted to Vice President for-something-that-sounds-important and given a nice windowless office. No phone. No computer.

Where she can quietly be protected from harming the company further.

Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 03, 2015 05:21 PM (FCsIb)

140
Sadly I think the first customer in line when they reopen will be a gay couple suddenly deciding pizza is the bestest reception food evar! and sue them for all they are now worth. I'd like to have more faith in humanity and be less cynical, but greed is a strong emotion.

Posted by: LizLem at April 03, 2015 05:17 PM (yRwC








I'm pretty sure that the first ghey couple in the door is gonna scream "cockroach" and report them to the Health Dept.

Then the anonymous tip about underpaying employees to the state Labor Board.

Then the call to the city Fire Inspector about nonfunctioning sprinklers.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2015 05:21 PM (SpnVI)

141
Alix has never had a big fat sausage in her mouth but plenty of carpet fibers.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 05:21 PM (iQIUe)

142 800 THOUSAND REACHED

Beautimous!

Posted by: LizLem at April 03, 2015 05:21 PM (yRwC8)

143 This is about time for daily troll.

Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2015 05:21 PM (sj3Ax)

144 So.... Alix Bryan..... fired yet?

Posted by: Just A Guy at April 03, 2015 05:22 PM (CGzAz)

145 >>I wonder where she'll be working at next.

Posted by: People Corp

Crap
The glory hole isn't a good fit for me.

Posted by: Alix at April 03, 2015 05:22 PM (sQzB6)

146 Alix Bryan's idea of a 'big thick dick' is Harry Reid


also, she only likes men if they're old, wrinkled, and venomous

Posted by: John Locke / Tommy Jefferson at April 03, 2015 05:22 PM (8CdUx)

147 I'm pretty sure that the first ghey couple in the door is gonna scream "cockroach" and report them to the Health Dept.



Just in case....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2015 05:22 PM (l1zOH)

148
Vera Lynn is still Alive and kicking but I dont think she sings anymore.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 05:22 PM (iQIUe)

149 her penis pie tweet is really the conclusive evidence that this is all an extremely juvenile "freak out the squares" gotcha snark from the progs.

And in that sentence, "this" refers to the entire gay marriage / LGBTQQQ equality movement.

All it is, in the final analysis, is trying to make uptight vanilla squares look at and be confronted with racy sex images and concepts.

The entire movement is a perfect fusion of 12-year-old playground degradation-bullies forcing the more timid kids to look at dirty pictures and say "vagina", combined with brutal brownshirt fascists.

Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2015 05:23 PM (K4YiS)

150 800k. Finally some redistribution of wealth I can cheer.

Posted by: Flatville at April 03, 2015 05:23 PM (rPIee)

151 Lesbian-owned Thai restaurant?

Don't bother with the Prik King. Not very authentic.

Posted by: Eric in Boise at April 03, 2015 05:23 PM (Iy5SM)

152 >>Sadly I think the first customer in line when they reopen will be a gay couple suddenly deciding pizza is the bestest reception food evar! and sue them for all they are now worth. I'd like to have more faith in humanity and be less cynical, but greed is a strong emotion.

I think that would be a very bad idea. As impressive as the now $800,000 amount is, its the number of people who continue to pour money into this fund that is heartening to me. At this point I think its as much about people wanting to show their support as it as about thinking they need any more help.

I think a lot of people have had enough Zimmerman's and Gentle Giants even if they don't shout as loud as the SJWs. They are shouting now.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2015 05:23 PM (g1DWB)

153 alix just hasn't been right since piper went hetero - again

Posted by: i am frightened for piper - please hold me at April 03, 2015 05:24 PM (6E2VN)

154 Raised by 27,635 people in 1 day

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:24 PM (evdj2)

155 Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2015 05:23 PM (K4YiS)

How do you even eat a penis pizza?

It would be like eating pizza in hartford ct, where they cut the pizza in squares so 90% of the pieces have no crust.

Very messy.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 03, 2015 05:25 PM (AkOaV)

156 >>Sadly I think the first customer in line when they reopen will be a gay couple suddenly deciding pizza is the bestest reception food evar! and sue them for all they are now worth.

Let them try. THEY DO NOT DO CATERING. Not just gay catering but NOT ANY CATERING. Therefore, there is no discrimination. Period.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 05:25 PM (iQIUe)

157 where they cut the pizza in squares so 90% of the pieces have no crust

*stares* The abomination of desolation.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:25 PM (evdj2)

158
also, she only likes men if they're old, wrinkled, and venomous

Posted by: John Locke / Tommy Jefferson at April 03, 2015 05:22 PM (8CdUx)









Dood, I'd crawl a mile through broken glass to receive a compliment like "venomous" from a leftist.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2015 05:25 PM (SpnVI)

159 She really needs to be fired, if not imprisoned.

Posted by: Null at April 03, 2015 05:26 PM (xjpRj)

160 I'm guessing that she's ready for Hillary

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 05:26 PM (3UGBQ)

161 Whew!

Thanks Alix...., I was afraid that I was going to be the focus of these evil people. I really appreciate your taking the spotlight off of me.

Hey..., what say we get together for a drink sometime?

Posted by: Alyssa Marino at April 03, 2015 05:26 PM (l1zOH)

162 >>How do you even eat a penis pizza?

Don't.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2015 05:26 PM (g1DWB)

163 Talking Point Memos defends Alix from mean conservatives! In my sock!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 03, 2015 05:27 PM (kivUY)

164 I love that one sentence on that rainbow/ugly chickydude pic:

"Believe in our ideas and act on them."

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 03, 2015 05:27 PM (OsWis)

165 I posted real late in that last thread - I occasionally watch CBS6 and have never heard of this person.

CBS lags behind the other two locals. I find local ABC the best here in Richmond. CBS just got high def signal a couple of years ago, way behind the others.

I do like Mark Holmberg for CBS6. Independent thinker, possibly libertarian, and they go out of their way at the beginning and end of his stories to announce his views do not represent those of CBS6. How interesting given this context.

Posted by: Mayn at April 03, 2015 05:27 PM (IxejE)

166 where they cut the pizza in squares so 90% of the pieces have no crust



*stares* The abomination of desolation.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:25 PM (evdj2)


So-called "St. Louis style pizza" is that way. Thin crust, cut into squares, and even the edges pieces are not really CRUST crust.
It's not bad, but it's also not the same thing as real pizza.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 05:27 PM (TOk1P)

167

Lemme guess: Alix is the victim, here?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 03, 2015 05:28 PM (SYMCn)

168 mynewhandle: "How do you even eat a penis pizza?

[...]

Very messy."


So eating a penis pizza would be messy? But of course...

You know what? Nevermind. Some things don't need to be said.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 03, 2015 05:28 PM (1CroS)

169 How do you even eat a penis pizza?
---------------

Whistles innocently.

Posted by: Bwaney Fwank at April 03, 2015 05:28 PM (l1zOH)

170 Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2015 05:26 PM (g1DWB)

Oh. Fine.

Looked enticing.

For a friend.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 03, 2015 05:28 PM (AkOaV)

171 Well we don't give a shit, by this time tomorrow we will me millionaires.


Alix, thanks bitch

Posted by: Crystal O'Conner, Pizza Owner at April 03, 2015 05:28 PM (0FSuD)

172 Hey... the young man knows what he likes. #HotTimeSummerSausageInTheCity

Posted by: Colonel Haiku at April 03, 2015 05:28 PM (Y8JQ4)

173 Lemme guess: Alix is the victim, here?
Posted by: Soothsayer
-------

...of hate.

Posted by: Bwaney Fwank at April 03, 2015 05:28 PM (l1zOH)

174 I'm hoping Dana and the Blaze will stick with the Pizza joint to help with PR and lead them through the land mines to come. The People at the Blaze I'm sure have seen all the left has in their bag of tricks.

Posted by: Robinson at April 03, 2015 05:28 PM (W2Cji)

175 171,

*golf clap*

*wipes screen*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 03, 2015 05:29 PM (OsWis)

176 I think a lot of people have had enough Zimmerman's
and Gentle Giants even if they don't shout as loud as the SJWs. They are
shouting now.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2015 05:23 PM (g1DWB)
--------This is all well and good, but at some time we have to start getting back in their faces the way they've been in ours for years now. Don't get me wrong, I think that this is a terrific rebuttal to what they've done, but the end result is we will quietly slap them upside the coconut. We need to be less quiet. We need to start playing the game the way they play it, and we need to be better at it than they are.It's starting, but it's not yet up to speed. We're not shouting loud enough.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 03, 2015 05:29 PM (9iR5/)

177 ...of hate.

and pepperoni

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:29 PM (evdj2)

178 Oh. Fine.



Looked enticing.



For a friend.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 03, 2015 05:28 PM (AkOaV)


Heh. Whatever you do, no ranch dipping sauce, mkay?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 05:29 PM (TOk1P)

179 If she scratches her head too much she might poke a hole in her paper thin skull.

Posted by: Killerdog at April 03, 2015 05:30 PM (bW1bg)

180
mynewhandle: "How do you even eat a penis pizza?

[...]

Very messy."

So eating a penis pizza would be messy? But of course...

You know what? Nevermind. Some things don't need to be said.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 03, 2015 05:28 PM (1CroS)







Why? Don't you like stories with Happy Endings?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2015 05:30 PM (SpnVI)

181 It would be like eating pizza in hartford ct, where they cut the pizza in squares so 90% of the pieces have no crust.

Very messy.
Posted by: mynewhandle


An interesting math problem would be to calculate the total pizza area vs. the area of each square sub-piece to determine what percentage of the overall pie each square piece must be for exactly 90% of them to have no crust.

For example, if a 1' x 1' square pizza was cut into exactly 144 1" squares, then:

one edge would have 12 crust pieces
the opposite edge would also have 12 crust pieces
the left side edge would then have 10 crust pieces
the right side edge would then have 10 crust pieces

For a total of 44 crust pieces. Which leaves exactly 100 crustless pieces.

100/144 = 69.4% of the pieces wouldn't have crusts.

Based on this example, I think that the pieces would have to be really really small (compared to the overall pie size) for 90% of them to have no crusts.

Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2015 05:30 PM (K4YiS)

182 GoFundMe better be lawyered up. Eric Holder just asked what it was.

Posted by: Flatville at April 03, 2015 05:31 PM (rPIee)

183 "2 The sad truth is, Alix is plainly just not very bright.

And none of her myriad professors and mentors ever decided to tell her; after all, her tuition checks cleared."

I remember when I worked Public Affairs for the Federal Communications Commission. I was being interviewed by a local news gal and she asked ,"What does the FCC do?"

This is when I knew reporters are plain dumb and lazy. It's been over 20 years and my opinion has not changed one bit.

Posted by: RGallegos at April 03, 2015 05:31 PM (AVODN)

184 182,

It's on.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 03, 2015 05:31 PM (OsWis)

185 >>>>The sad truth is, Alix is plainly just not very bright.


yup

Posted by: Marie Harf at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (W6iIX)

186 116 Alix, the Bryan Scion, strongly believes in kindness and tolerance. Or, so claims this photo.

http://bit.ly/1y5zmKy
Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 03, 2015 05:16 PM (FCsIb)

*********

How groteque. Ugh, how could anyone be sick enough to do that to themselves? Oh wait... nevermind.

If that rainbow hadn't been there I'd say those sayings were photoshopped. Hypocrisy is off the charts.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (cIoI4)

187 SMFH
Waves to you!
In case you missed it in last thread.

Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (sj3Ax)

188 100/144 = 69.4% of the pieces wouldn't have crusts.



Based on this example, I think that the pieces would have to be
really really small (compared to the overall pie size) for 90% of them
to have no crusts.

Posted by: zombie


I was told there would be no math on this blog.

What are you, some sort of math freak?

Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (/Ho8c)

189 GoFundMe better be lawyered up. Eric Holder just asked what it was.

Posted by: Flatville at April 03, 2015 05:31 PM (rPIee)


It's a tax.

Posted by: Dread Justice Roberts at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (TOk1P)

190 GoFundMe better be lawyered up. Eric Holder just asked what it was.
Posted by: Flatville
-------------------------

Think, DoJ suit against Gallup

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (l1zOH)

191 Uhhh... the difference is that Dana Loesch is a CONSERVATIVE talk radio host...

NOT a NEWS organization...

She is not even trying to say she is Neutral on subjects...

CBS New??? whole other story....

Posted by: Written in Stone, by GOD at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (qh617)

192 And yeah, I know that there's probably a clever calculus way, or advanced algebraic way, to calculate exactly where the slope of crustlessness would cross the 90% mark. But that is beyond my math skills. Sorry. I'd do it trial and error until I got close.

Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (K4YiS)

193 zombie at April 03, 2015 05:30 PM (K4YiS)

Why not just cut the crust off the pizza before cutting it into squares and then they would all be crustless.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (g1DWB)

194 It would be like eating pizza in hartford ct, where they cut the pizza in squares so 90% of the pieces have no crust.

Very messy.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 03, 2015 05:25 PM (AkOaV)


Oh they do that shit out west too. Seen it that way in Ohio and around Chicago. Nasty really, it makes most of the pie look like the shitty frozen squares that come in a box.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (FMbng)

195 While there are pockets of gays & progs in Richmond, believe me it is not a prog Mecca. I bet I could ID her local hangouts in a matter of fifteen minutes.
Richmond is quite conservative. Old, blue blood, monied conservative. This twit isn't representative by any stretch.

It wasn't too long ago that Richmond was the capital of the confederacy, you know.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 03, 2015 05:33 PM (0QsXr)

196 It's a tax.
Posted by: Dread Justice Roberts at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (TOk1P)


I got this

Posted by: Lois Learner at April 03, 2015 05:33 PM (W6iIX)

197 over $802k ow

Posted by: free tibet, etc at April 03, 2015 05:33 PM (lAXNl)

198 Posted by: Written in Stone, by GOD at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (qh617)

SERIOUS sock fail.... sorry folks.... the post that belonged to was quoting a commandment.... LOL...

Posted by: BB Wolf at April 03, 2015 05:33 PM (qh617)

199 where they cut the pizza in squares so 90% of the pieces have no crust>>>

How many bites of a slice have crust?

LTPFWB

Posted by: Robinson at April 03, 2015 05:33 PM (W2Cji)

200 IllTemperedCur: "Why? Don't you like stories with Happy Endings?"

Stories sure. But not pizza. The sausage is enough.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 03, 2015 05:33 PM (1CroS)

201 This will be interesting, Gofundme funding to hire lawyers to defend Gofundme.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2015 05:34 PM (l1zOH)

202 How do you even eat a penis pizza?

-----------
Dont swallow

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 05:34 PM (iQIUe)

203 someone just donated a 1,000 dollars

wow.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 03, 2015 05:34 PM (OsWis)

204 @183 RGallegos


"This is when I knew reporters are plain dumb and lazy. It's been over 20 years and my opinion has not changed one bit."


The most vapid bunch of dullards anyone can dream of meeting.

Posted by: Ken Brockman at April 03, 2015 05:34 PM (k4XkI)

205 201,

Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 03, 2015 05:35 PM (OsWis)

206 190 GoFundMe better be lawyered up. Eric Holder just asked what it was.
Posted by: Flatville
-------------------------

Think, DoJ suit against Gallup

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (l1zOH)


More, think how the DOJ is using the Banksters to not support legal businesses, like payday lenders... and GUN companies...

Posted by: BB Wolf at April 03, 2015 05:35 PM (qh617)

207 It's a tax.
Posted by: Dread Justice Roberts at April 03, 2015 05:32 PM (TOk1P)

Using fighting words now,I see

Posted by: Ron Burgundy at April 03, 2015 05:36 PM (W6iIX)

208 Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 05:27 PM (TOk1P)

Are you kidding? St. Louis style pizza is *horrible*, and I'm not even all that picky about my pizza. John *loved* pizza and I'm not sure he finished one piece. Our town in Missouri was supposed to have all sorts of great St. Louis style pizza places and we ended up eating at Dominoes.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 03, 2015 05:36 PM (GDulk)

209 The fund has taken a life of its own. It's a form of protest in its own right.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at April 03, 2015 05:36 PM (1li1B)

210 The most vapid bunch of dullards anyone can dream of meeting.
Posted by: Ken Brockman at April 03, 2015 05:34 PM (k4XkI)

Using fighting words now,I see


/fail

Posted by: Ron Burgundy at April 03, 2015 05:36 PM (W6iIX)

211
How do you even eat a penis pizza?

slowly,one savory slice at a time and finish it off with a creamy vanilla milkshake

Posted by: alix bryan at April 03, 2015 05:37 PM (lKyWE)

212 >>The fund has taken a life of its own. It's a form of protest in its own right.

That's what I'm saying.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2015 05:37 PM (g1DWB)

213 JackStraw: "Why not just cut the crust off the pizza before cutting it into squares and then they would all be crustless."

Now you're talking.

Posted by: Hatchet, Axe, and Saw at April 03, 2015 05:37 PM (1CroS)

214 Dana ain't messin' around....

http://tinyurl.com/nrdub7v

Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2015 05:37 PM (v0/PR)

215 The fund has taken a life of its own. It's a form of protest in its own right.

Posted by: Eisenhorn


And I think that's wonderful.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 03, 2015 05:38 PM (/Ho8c)

216 I'll send her my Van Gogh gift after I've had it done. And then she'll probably order one of those ghastly pizzas, invite Lorena Bobbitt over, and use it as a topping.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 03, 2015 05:38 PM (cIoI4)

217
slowly,one savory slice at a time and finish it off with a creamy vanilla milkshake

Posted by: alix bryan


Are you sure you enjoy it that much, alix?

Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 03, 2015 05:38 PM (/Ho8c)

218 The fund has taken a life of its own. It's a form of protest in its own right.
Posted by: Eisenhorn
---------------

Exactly. Thirty thousand people lined up to stick their thumbs in the eye of the gheystapo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2015 05:39 PM (l1zOH)

219 Sorry...previous link didn't go to right spot.

Try this one:

http://tinyurl.com/ox93pf2

Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2015 05:39 PM (v0/PR)

220 I posted real late in that last thread - I occasionally watch CBS6 and have never heard of this person.





Wild guess, it isn't an on-air employee not unless it gets hired by MSNBC

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 05:39 PM (3UGBQ)

221 "98
Good riddance, Alix. I'm looking forward to reading about your new gig as a barista at Starbucks.

Posted by: Blor Utar at April 03, 2015 05:12 PM (vXMy9)"

I think that Starbucks would rather avoid an employee with a history of making false accusations.

I am looking forward to reading about her new career dancing for nickles at the bus station.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 03, 2015 05:39 PM (KDbAT)

222 How do you even eat a penis pizza?
_______________

I can handle that question. But first I need to know whether the government is going to pay for it for me.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 03, 2015 05:39 PM (UlJ3l)

223 This bint makes Sabrina Rubin Erdely look like a fucking genius.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2015 05:40 PM (ZbCKc)

224 >>The fund has taken a life of its own. It's a form of protest in its own right.

Yep, just like Chik-fil-A day with lines out the doors.
Peaceful, capitalist protest.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2015 05:40 PM (cXQJ2)

225
So, why does Alix try to hide the fact that she is a dyke?

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 05:41 PM (iQIUe)

226 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 03, 2015 05:36 PM (GDulk

It is an acquired taste. Mostly the provel cheese and an acquired taste.

Fortel's does a "St. Louis Style-ish" pizza with Mozzarella, making it far more palatable to people not raised on Provel. (But they still use delicious local pepperoni.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at April 03, 2015 05:41 PM (HDwDg)

227 Good riddance, Alix. I'm looking forward to reading about your new gig as a barista at Starbucks.


You laugh now, but just wait until she puts you some learnin' on the topic of racial oppression in today's America.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2015 05:41 PM (ZbCKc)

228 This bint makes Sabrina Rubin Erdely look like a fucking genius.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2015 05:40 PM (ZbCKc)

mee too

Posted by: Joe Biden, War Chief at April 03, 2015 05:42 PM (W6iIX)

229 Out of idle curiosity, I wonder if that station's counsel is even in town this weekend.

Because I have a feeling someone's cell phone is getting rather a lot of messages at the moment.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 03, 2015 05:42 PM (IrByp)

230 "Good riddance, Alix. I'm looking forward to reading about your new gig as a barista at Starbucks."

Can't wait to discuss race relations with her.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 03, 2015 05:42 PM (64tBw)

231 Can that Lawrence guy sue the CBS6 reporter for libel?

Posted by: Ernie Wist at April 03, 2015 05:42 PM (mAM7X)

232 Alix, the Bryan Scion, was "scratching her head" over why Memories Pizza needed $25,000.

$810,000 really is throwing her for a loop.

Posted by: MTF, laying in supplies for armageddon at April 03, 2015 05:42 PM (FCsIb)

233
Are you sure you enjoy it that much, alix?
no,but some slut stole my sandra fluke sock

Posted by: alix bryan at April 03, 2015 05:43 PM (lKyWE)

234 You laugh now, but just wait until she puts you some learnin' on the topic of racial oppression in today's America.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2015 05:41 PM (ZbCKc)


Any.. second... now....

claim of being a Lesbian, and this is all Homophobia!

Posted by: BB Wolf at April 03, 2015 05:43 PM (qh617)

235 @221 Obnoxious A-Hole


"I am looking forward to reading about her new career dancing for nickles at the bus station."


I was going with table dancer at "Lenny's Lounge" on the bad part of town.

But I am stealing your "dancing for nickels at the bus station" -- with your permission.

Posted by: Ken Brockman at April 03, 2015 05:43 PM (k4XkI)

236 I'm just shocked to learn that Martin Short took a job as a reporter.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 03, 2015 05:44 PM (oKFzc)

237 Wonder how much more business pizza joints across the land have seen since this story started?

Posted by: JROD at April 03, 2015 05:44 PM (wnwJC)

238 >>Can that Lawrence guy sue the CBS6 reporter for libel?

According to Popehat tweet: "You know that a false allegation of fraud is libel per se? Since you're in the media? And that your tweet's admissible evidence?"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2015 05:44 PM (cXQJ2)

239 226
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 03, 2015 05:36 PM (GDulk



It is an acquired taste. Mostly the provel cheese and an acquired taste.



Fortel's does a "St. Louis Style-ish" pizza with Mozzarella, making
it far more palatable to people not raised on Provel. (But they still
use delicious local pepperoni.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at April 03, 2015 05:41 PM (HDwDg)
Not gonna lie, occasionally I miss a nice greasy Imo's. Never lived in St. Louis, but Imo's spread to Springfield and Kansas City and while I don't know I'd call it "Pizza" per se, it is an acquired taste.

Posted by: DanInMN at April 03, 2015 05:45 PM (XqeyF)

240 Hey.... she's not bad...

and we need a new spokeschick since the one we have is moving over to the Whitehouse....

Posted by: State Dept. Human Resources at April 03, 2015 05:45 PM (qh617)

241 Zombie, completely OT:

If you strip away the more insane pscychedelia from Zardoz (and some of the suck-ass 1968 Jefferson Airplane grade special effects) you have a very scathing attack on marxist-progressive elitist thought. And what it might lead to.

I had to run across Frayn's comment a couple of times of, "I have seen the future and it doesn't work" before it registered.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 03, 2015 05:45 PM (t//F+)

242 From Lawrence B. Jones twitter:I'm just astonished that the media would just flat out lie without any consequences!

MFM: It's not lying if WE do it.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 05:45 PM (3UGBQ)

243 Sorry about stealing the sock, Alix. Lena loaned me a really large part of her sock.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke, Naked at April 03, 2015 05:45 PM (UlJ3l)

244 Lawrence Jones on CNN:

https://tinyurl.com/ouphr9a

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 03, 2015 05:46 PM (OsWis)

245
Here's Mr and Mrs Alix Bryan:

http://goo.gl/284BOl

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 05:46 PM (iQIUe)

246 214
Dana ain't messin' around....


Good stuff, but not quite what I was hoping for.

Posted by: pep at April 03, 2015 05:46 PM (LAe3v)

247 According to Chris Loesch, the Memories Pizza GFM acct. is second highest (so far) of all time at GFM.

Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2015 05:46 PM (v0/PR)

248 I was raised on pizza cut into squares, and that's why I like pizza cut into squares. I'm not changing now!

Why are you people such H8ers?????

That'll be $810,000 please.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 03, 2015 05:47 PM (DLu2s)

249 OK, time to get all Fibonacci on this sucka:

With a square pizza of any given size:

Cut into:

1 slice = 0/1 crustless
4 slices = 0/4 crustless
9 slices = 1/9 crustless
16 slices = 4/16 crustless
25 slices= 9/25 crustless
...etc.

From this we can extrapolate that the crustless denominator is always two squares behind the [bottom number, whatever it's called]!!!

So, that's why with 12, it's 100/144. Duh!

So it's easy enough to get to close to 90% this way.

Let's take a jab at:

16 x 16 slices = 256

14 x 14 crustless = 196.

Nah.

Move way on up:

25 x 25 slices = 625

23 x 23 crustless = 529

529/625 = 84.6% == Close!

Try

30 x 30 slices = 900

28 x 28 crustless = 784

784/900 = 87.1 = Closer!

It's probably going to have to be a pizza divided into about 40 squares, at this "tangentially approaching our goal very slowly" rate!

Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2015 05:47 PM (K4YiS)

250
You gotta love salesmanship.

A spam email trying to sell me stuff:

"Let's make it a Great Friday..."

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 03, 2015 05:47 PM (SYMCn)

251 40 x 40 that is.

Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2015 05:47 PM (K4YiS)

252 Really, Alix? Maybe someone should report YOUR scrunty ass for general intolerance, inhumanity, and amorality.

Sit. And. Spin.

Posted by: acethepug at April 03, 2015 05:48 PM (WK825)

253 242
From Lawrence B. Jones twitter:I'm just astonished that the media would just flat out lie without any consequences!

MFM: It's not lying if WE do it.


Methinks the wee Ms. Alix is about to get a hard lesson in the victim hierarchy.

Posted by: pep at April 03, 2015 05:48 PM (LAe3v)

254
Her photo is either old or shopped b/c in her flicker acct she is at least 30 lbs heavier:

http://goo.gl/KJNHqm

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 05:48 PM (iQIUe)

255 Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 05:46 PM (iQIUe)

Awww..... crap.... I was just joking....

although my Gaydar was going off....

Posted by: BB Wolf at April 03, 2015 05:48 PM (qh617)

256 Probably been mentioned before, but it sure would be nice if when Memories Pizza reopens, it has a Chick-fil-A Pizza on the menu.

Posted by: Furious George at April 03, 2015 05:49 PM (UlJ3l)

257 Dana ain't messin' around....
----------

Ooof. http://tinyurl.com/ox93pf2

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2015 05:49 PM (l1zOH)

258
I don't begrudge the sales tactic. But wow.

Christ dying on the cross makes it just a good Friday, but 20% off our products can make it a great Friday!!

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 03, 2015 05:49 PM (SYMCn)

259 It's probably going to have to be a pizza divided
into about 40 squares, at this "tangentially approaching our goal very
slowly" rate!

Posted by: zombie


I don't understand this. Are you attempting to determine the effect of Xeno's Paradox on a single pepperoni slice?

Posted by: pep at April 03, 2015 05:49 PM (LAe3v)

260 Polliwog,
What part of Texas do you live in?

Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2015 05:49 PM (sj3Ax)

261 Here's Mr and Mrs Alix Bryan:

http://goo.gl/284BOl
Posted by: Bruce J.

We really need to talk to them. Give us another couple a million to expand our study.

Posted by: National Institute of Health at April 03, 2015 05:49 PM (GuwT9)

262 I would have donated if it had been a PayPal...can't donate to the GoFundMe thing.

Posted by: CanaDave at April 03, 2015 05:49 PM (hWL7i)

263 Don't worry, I'm sure seattle slough will be along in a few minutes to explain to us that the Memories Pizza owners are anti-gay bullies.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 03, 2015 05:50 PM (w2MRj)

264 >>> and pepperoni Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 05:29 PM (evdj2)

Hateroni pizza! Now with generous helpings of liberal tears.

Posted by: LizLem at April 03, 2015 05:50 PM (yRwC8)

265 Wow, this is the SECOND most ever raised on go fund it.

$812K

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 03, 2015 05:50 PM (0FSuD)

266 Ooof. http://tinyurl.com/ox93pf2

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2015 05:49 PM (l1zOH)

Yeah, I corrected link a few posts after my original one.

Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2015 05:50 PM (v0/PR)

267 http://goo.gl/KJNHqm

Wow. I don't usually comment on people's appearance, but this is one ugly-ass wombat.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 03, 2015 05:50 PM (lG2E3)

268
Now for some awesome news from Kansas, Brownback signed a no permit required conceal carry law, "constitutional carry".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2015 05:51 PM (ODxAs)

269 Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at April 03, 2015 05:41 PM (HDwDg)

Yeah, I think the cheese was a big factor. Not being accustomed, it made everything taste "off" somehow.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 03, 2015 05:51 PM (GDulk)

270
I'm lost.

::fuckingtwitter::

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2015 05:51 PM (MDgS8)

271 100/144 = 69.4% of the pieces wouldn't have crusts.

If we increase the size of the pizza to 18"x18", then you end up with 70 crust pieces out of 324, for 254/324 = 78%

To generalize the equation,
crust pieces = 4 * (x - 1) for x > 1
total pieces = x * x

Where x is the number of times a side is cut into equilength strips.

Then the equation for ratio of non-crust to total crust is

F(x) = (x^2 - 4x + 4 ) / x^2

Solve for F(x) = 90%

(x^2 - 4x + 4 ) / x^2 = 90%

10 * (x^2 - 4x + 4) = 9 * x^2

x^2 - 40x + 40 = 0

Dig out your quadratic equation, and that solves to

(40 +- root(1440)) / 2

So, x = -1.03, or x= 38.97

Some mathematician can explain what the negative value actually means here, but we need an 39"x39" pizza for the 1" square slice scenario, or more generally, a 1:39 ratio for slice edge to pizza edge.

(152 crust slices, 1521 total slices)

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 03, 2015 05:51 PM (0NdlF)

272 Dropped a few $ on memories pizza. Was not going to contribute until the news carpet muncher started her shit.

Posted by: HoundOfDoom at April 03, 2015 05:51 PM (mUM5y)

273 when you go to the station's web site, Alix the Angry Dyke isn't on the 'news team' page


she's a Shadow Warrior

Posted by: John Locke / Tommy Jefferson at April 03, 2015 05:51 PM (8CdUx)

274
The two tweets look like the same thing to me.

Is this like Find Elmo?

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2015 05:52 PM (MDgS8)

275 So Alix IS a LESBO. I said my gaydar was on Red Alert.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 03, 2015 05:52 PM (0FSuD)

276 Here's Mr and Mrs Alix Bryan:



http://goo.gl/284BOl

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 05:46 PM (iQIUe)


What a lovely photo of the freakish couple at a restaurant. Did they order the dick pizza?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 05:52 PM (3UGBQ)

277 The fund has taken a life of its own. It's a form of protest in its own right.

Yep, just like Chik-fil-A day with lines out the doors.
Peaceful, capitalist protest.


I think that's what bothers them the most, that the donations are being made in a freewill, peaceful show of support.
In
contrast to the vile, property destroying and verbal abuse and blatant
lies that the other side employs to "support" their ilk.

Posted by: cind at April 03, 2015 05:52 PM (nRbbW)

278
i was told there would be no math

Posted by: kj at April 03, 2015 05:52 PM (lKyWE)

279 The problem with me and my life is that I find something of interest in EVERY SINGLE THING I ENCOUNTER ALL DAY LONG.

I have an infinite capability for distraction.

It makes life incredibly interesting and enjoyable.

But...

It makes getting useful work done almost impossible.

Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2015 05:53 PM (K4YiS)

280 WHO BITCH THIS IS??!?

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at April 03, 2015 05:53 PM (7cZhk)

281 Posted by: DanInMN at April 03, 2015 05:45 PM (XqeyF)

Imo's made it that far? And here I thought it was local to the region just west of St. Louis. I guess when the owner of Imo's ran for mayor in Troy it must have been the *franchise* owner and I just misunderstood.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 03, 2015 05:53 PM (GDulk)

282 Alix Bryan: Totally not conforming to a whole bunch of negative gay stereotypes.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at April 03, 2015 05:53 PM (Y5I9o)

283 What a lovely photo of the freakish couple at a restaurant. Did they order the dick pizza?
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Our stats would indicate the all-you-can-eat buffet.

Posted by: National Institute of Health at April 03, 2015 05:53 PM (GuwT9)

284

nood

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 03, 2015 05:53 PM (SYMCn)

285 but this is one ugly-ass wombat.
-------
Why all the H8 on wombats? Can't you at least call it "one ugly ass scum sucking lizard?"
Crap, I just realized my error, now I'll be called out for hating on lizards. What's the word I want to use to describe these kinds of people?
Suggestions would be helpful here.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 03, 2015 05:54 PM (9iR5/)

286
Zombie, I always thought you were a photographer and reporter. Now I see you doing advanced math.

You scare me!

Posted by: Ernie Wist at April 03, 2015 05:54 PM (mAM7X)

287 What about the ArcTan of Pepperoni?

Posted by: HAL at April 03, 2015 05:54 PM (OmBeX)

288 Alix is homely, to put it mildly.

Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2015 05:55 PM (sj3Ax)

289 Dana ain't messin' around....

Hell, she's wrapping a pineapple with barbed wire and fire ants and cramming it up their ass sideways.

This will be fun to watch play out.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 03, 2015 05:55 PM (w2MRj)

290 My favorite Alix selfie. You go girl!


http://tinyurl.com/qhyhkdg

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2015 05:55 PM (l1zOH)

291 Clearly, pictures of d*cks is as close as Alix will ever get to one.

Posted by: bworei at April 03, 2015 05:55 PM (zZNYZ)

292 To generalize the equation,
crust pieces = 4 * (x - 1) for x > 1
total pieces = x * x
...etc.

...but we need an 39"x39" pizza for the 1" square slice scenario, or more generally, a 1:39 ratio for slice edge to pizza edge.

(152 crust slices, 1521 total slices)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster


THANK YOU, MATH-TYPDE DUDE>

I guesstimated 40x40, and you confirmed it was 39x39, for a perfectly 90% crustless pizza:

39x39 = 1521

37x 37 = 1369

1369/1521 = 90.00%

YES!!!!

Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2015 05:56 PM (K4YiS)

293 I doubt Mizz Alix has ever watched The Long Good Friday with the late, lamented Bob Hoskins; great gritty British gangster flick, with extra added Helen Mirrin skin shots. She's kinda living it today.

Anyway, Alix, you poor dear thing, if a car pulls up today to pick you up DON'T GET IN!!!!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 03, 2015 05:56 PM (DLu2s)

294 It's probably going to have to be a pizza divided into about 40 squares, at this "tangentially approaching our goal very slowly" rate!

Answer is 39. Not bad for guesstimating!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 03, 2015 05:56 PM (0NdlF)

295 Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2015 05:49 PM (sj3Ax)

South of Houston. I suspect it's about as opposite as you can get from where you're at now. Don't know anything about VA hospitals here unfortunately. ThunderB could probably tell you more about the area since we've only been here less than two years.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 03, 2015 05:57 PM (GDulk)

296 Posted by: CanaDave at April 03, 2015 05:49 PM (hWL7i)

They only take contributions from within the US, correct?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 03, 2015 05:58 PM (GDulk)

297 I gave $20 for Memories, which is what I figured one pizza would have cost.

I may go back for seconds just to stick it to the SJW dirtbags one more time, and if I'm in the area sometime in the future, I just might drop in for a real pizza, provided that the baying progreSSive mob hasn't closed them for good.

Posted by: Blor Utar at April 03, 2015 05:58 PM (vXMy9)

298 "I was going with table dancer at "Lenny's Lounge" on the bad part of town.



But I am stealing your "dancing for nickels at the bus station" -- with your permission.

Posted by: Ken Brockman at April 03, 2015 05:43 PM (k4XkI)"

Feel free. I think that I got it from Ace in one of his more inspired posts.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 03, 2015 05:58 PM (KDbAT)

299 Those are some tiny slices of pizza. Do they charge $2.00 a slice?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 03, 2015 05:59 PM (0NdlF)

300 Has anyone thought of using Gofundme to get Operation Pipewrench up and running? Lay out the business model and I guarandamntee you that funding will come in; people are feed up with this nonsense.

Posted by: stourma at April 03, 2015 05:59 PM (aKW7k)

301 They only take contributions from within the US, correct?

Don't know, could maybe use a credit card...don't like to use it online, though.

Posted by: CanaDave at April 03, 2015 06:00 PM (hWL7i)

302 Nood Crowder! And evil grandmas.

Posted by: LizLem at April 03, 2015 06:01 PM (yRwC8)

303 Operation Pipewrench?...did I miss a memo?

Posted by: CanaDave at April 03, 2015 06:02 PM (hWL7i)

304 Has anyone re-tweeterederd her crap to the Fox, ABC and NBC Richmond?

Posted by: DaveA at April 03, 2015 06:02 PM (DL2i+)

305 82 It's not about teh gehe.

It's about teh Nazis.

Yep.

Posted by: m at April 03, 2015 06:02 PM (WIUGG)

306 zombie,

Assume unequally sized slices and the job gets much easier.

Cut the middle out and slice into nine pieces, and there's your 90%.

I grant you the crust piece would be a little hard to deal with, though.

Posted by: Piercello at April 03, 2015 06:06 PM (QJCCx)

307 L'Hopital's Rule needs to be applied to pizza here: While evaluating indeterminate pizzeria h8rs who post Pizza Penises on Twitter, the functions f and g have to be differentiable on the open interval if a limit is to be calculable. Since f and g here are clearly not differentiable, there will be no limit to the calculable h8 by the indeterminate pizzeria h8r.

Posted by: Blor Utar at April 03, 2015 06:07 PM (vXMy9)

308 Just donated. Join in, people, and let's push it over $1M!

Posted by: bworei at April 03, 2015 06:10 PM (zZNYZ)

309 Then the call to the city Fire Inspector about nonfunctioning sprinklers.....

Small town - Big lake.

Posted by: DaveA at April 03, 2015 06:13 PM (DL2i+)

310 I just donated $20. Note to GOP, if you actually stood behind your word, perhaps you could get $20 also. But you don't and you cave, because your craven. If money speaks, look where it is going.

Posted by: Leland at April 03, 2015 06:30 PM (5wUny)

311 I wasn't gonna contribute either until this Alix dude started in. Just kicked in $20, the total is currently @ $826,902.

-C

Posted by: cnation at April 03, 2015 06:43 PM (MsIBX)

312 800K. I bet they can spare $100,000 to put a really good attorney on retainer and go after dear Alix. I am not normally malicious but I'd be more interested in creating misery for the reporter (and the CBS affiliate managers) than in getting any cash out of it.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at April 03, 2015 06:52 PM (eh0gg)

313 A hideous personality to go with that chosen fugly, fugly coif. Damn gurl, winner.

Posted by: dogfish at April 03, 2015 06:52 PM (1vYi0)

314 Heh, I kicked in $69 - and the next person the gay/leftist mafia goes after - another $69

Posted by: Alix Dicksucker at April 03, 2015 06:57 PM (CS3ta)

315 check out Obergruppenfuhrer Fengshuimeister and his little buddies here, trying to shut the whole gofundme thing down At Teh Source U Guise!!!11! because TOS BIGOTRY hnggg hrrgggnn hnnggggrgg

https://twitter.com/MattJGNY

Man, this is why I love show business. THESE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES

Posted by: Deputy Director Higgins at April 03, 2015 07:03 PM (IxEWc)

316 They closed the fund-raiser down...I don't think they want it to go over a million which it surely would. If its the second largest fund-raising effort ever they sure as hell don't want to wake up tomorrow and read that this little pizza shop received a million bucks for a couple of days fund-raising. It would have happened also.

Posted by: Belasarius at April 03, 2015 07:59 PM (DpVi/)

317 Jim in Virginia @ 312: "I am not normally malicious but I'd be more interested in creating misery for the reporter (and the CBS affiliate managers) than in getting any cash out of it."

There are 4 defenses in a libel case:
1) Truth
2) The plaintiff is a public figure
3) Absence of malice on the part of the defendant
4) ??? (Media law not my strongest subject in J-school)

Number 3 might hold some water, but news organizations usually don't like getting for libel. So I'm guessing Alix is done, professionally.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 03, 2015 08:11 PM (SgXEz)

318 They closed the fund-raiser down

I saw something on Dana's twitter about "only an hour left to donate", so I suspected it was shutdown by those who set it up.

Posted by: Leland at April 03, 2015 08:18 PM (5wUny)

319 and I do not think Richmond is some kind of hardcore prog gay mecca

It is a state capital and home to the 4th District federal appeals court, though it isn't also a college town. Still, you put that many politicians, lawyers and lobbyists (though I repeat myself) together, and you get a rich Communist commune, sort of like NoVA really.

Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 08:36 PM (cL79m)

320 The Gofundme campaign brought in $842,387.00. If they want, they could probably retire for a good long time. Probably not permanently, but they could at least take a year off and decide what they want to do. Or, they could be exceedingly brave and re-open.

I am thinking Memories Pizza should re-open and video tape every single moment of harassment. They should no longer do ANY catering, so no one can come in and ask them to cater their wedding. They should just serve pizza in the restaurant, period. If someone comes in to bait them, harass them, attack them, they should simply smile, not say anything, and make sure it is all recorded on video. Every single second. Let the left be seen for the thugs that they are.

Either way, they have to decide if they are going to be martyrs or not. It's up to them.

As far as Ms. Alix goes, well, she tweeted some very rude, crass stuff, and she does not come across as a professional. If I were this news channel, I would fire her for being unprofessional and foul mouthed. Who in their right mind would tweet a picture of a sausage pizza with the rather crass description when said tweet is associated with a work twitter account? This woman brings disgrace to her employer, so it is probably time for her to go. She's just gross!

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at April 03, 2015 10:27 PM (2/oBD)

321 In the meantime...Arlene's Flowers could use some help. This 70 year old woman could lose her home, business, and everything she has simply because she refused to provide flowers for a gay couple's wedding. She lost a law suit and the fines and legal fees are more than she can afford. Here is her gofundme page. Please help if you can!

http://www.gofundme.com/mz6zm4

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at April 03, 2015 10:29 PM (2/oBD)

322 Deputy Director Higgins at April 03, 2015 07:03

TY for the reading pollution. Here is some brain bleach as an antidote:

http://i.___ur.com/ET64Atj.gif

Posted by: Mongerel at April 03, 2015 11:40 PM (YqWfw)

323 http://i.___ur.com/ET64Atj.gif

Posted by: Mongerel at April 03, 2015 11:41 PM (YqWfw)

324 OK I get it, pixy doesn't want me to spell out ___ur.

Posted by: Mongerel at April 03, 2015 11:42 PM (YqWfw)

325 i
m
g
u
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Posted by: Mongerel at April 03, 2015 11:43 PM (YqWfw)

326 Alix Bryan looks like a baby dyke. NTTAWWT.

This all reminds me of the Argentine Christian men locking arms and praying, in a human chain around their cathedral to protect it from the vandalism and obscenities of the women attacking them, spitting, hurling obscenities, showing their tits, carrying on like the creatures in a Bruegel painting of Hell.

Posted by: Beverly at April 04, 2015 01:15 AM (0/VgD)

327 Using a twitter account associated with your employer to spew this sort of dreck? How does a professional put their employer at risk like that? Let alone their own job.

I'm sorry but if your job is in the media, you don't use social media for anything that isn't professional unless you have a desire to be unemployed.

Beyond that, she's an adolescent idiot. I'd fire her just for that, let alone her false claims of fraud, etc. I don't care if she apologized all day long, she'd get a perp walk the moment that she showed up on the job.

Posted by: tired at April 04, 2015 01:48 AM (adOUE)

328 Alix Bryan, meet the Adam Smith Effect!

http://tinyurl.com/AlixBryan

Posted by: W.C. Varones at April 04, 2015 09:53 AM (8N411)

329 In just a few more years little Akix will have the Sally Kohn smug look down pat.

Posted by: Buffalobob at April 04, 2015 03:29 PM (ecWsB)

330 Hard to believe, but she is FORTY! Must be an old photo.
This makes her stupider, if possible.

Posted by: Sal at April 04, 2015 08:00 PM (9L1jT)

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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