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Morning Thread (4-3-2015)
Good Friday. But don't you dare mention it to anyone, h8rz.
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 06:40 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 06:41 AM (St6BJ)
The Iran deal is so great that the Muzzies are crowing about how they will not be suspending any activity or shutting down any facility.
Winning.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 06:42 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 06:42 AM (wlDny)
And here's the real kicker: Gay-rights groups noted that Indiana's civil-rights law still does not include LGBT people as a protected class.
They want to be another lawyered up protected class just as everyone warned years ago and they denied.
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 06:43 AM (wlDny)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 06:48 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 06:48 AM (wlDny)
Drinking a gallon a day of anything other than water will cause some sort of problem.
Posted by: RickZ at April 03, 2015 06:49 AM (g37Xr)
Posted by: small town girl, crusader at April 03, 2015 06:50 AM (OqAWE)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 03, 2015 06:52 AM (go6ud)
I wonder if part of the misplaced initial outrage over the Michael Brown shooting was related to early lies that he was shot in the back.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 03, 2015 06:52 AM (7prSY)
Breitbart News has already reported that refugees from both Africa and the Middle East were users of the most cash assistance – noting that 91.4 percent of refugees from the Middle East were on food stamps, also known as the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP).
Sickening. #WarOnMiddleClass
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 03, 2015 06:52 AM (xQX/f)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 06:43 AM (wlDny)
Surviving on a capsized sailboat....for 2 months...wow.
Posted by: BignJames at April 03, 2015 06:52 AM (j7iSn)
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I didn't think it was capsized, just lost?
Posted by: JDub (was BunkerintheBurbs) at April 03, 2015 06:57 AM (X3xYu)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 03, 2015 06:57 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Evil Otto at April 03, 2015 06:58 AM (6eVVe)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny)
Bob Dole is on Liz for 4 hours at a stretch.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 06:59 AM (St6BJ)
This is a good deal for the US = lube up with the KY cuz here it comes
This deal blocks all pathways for Iran to get to a nuclear weapon = invest in 2 million SPF sunblock, cuz you're gonna need it
We will always stand with Israel = you're on your own, suckas
The world will now be a safer place = check with your insurance company about Act of War coverage
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 03, 2015 06:59 AM (7prSY)
Good GOD the GOP is just a huge pile of fail!
With all the shit this asshole is doing to destroy this country you would think they could at least ding his approval rating but no.
The GOP is useless in every way possible.
They literally stand for nothing.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 03, 2015 07:01 AM (vDp2x)
Grapefruit juice was another one. Miracle diet. Does in your kidneys. So, I says, what the hell, doc, is there anything I can drink safely, And he goes, do you happen to like beer.
I said, Doctor, I am going to send you so many patients...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 03, 2015 07:01 AM (xq1UY)
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I didn't think it was capsized, just lost?
Posted by: JDub (was BunkerintheBurbs) at April 03, 2015 06:57 AM (X3xYu)
You may be right....first report I read said capsized...another said he's lost his mast.
Posted by: BignJames at April 03, 2015 07:04 AM (j7iSn)
They literally stand for nothing.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 03, 2015 07:01 AM (vDp2x)
Worse than useless - collaborators.
But the SCOAMF #'s are phony.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 07:04 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: BignJames at April 03, 2015 07:04 AM (j7iSn)
Not much difference, really, between sailing on the keel with no mast and sitting on the upturned keel.///
Posted by: RickZ at April 03, 2015 07:06 AM (g37Xr)
in your kidneys. So, I says, what the hell, doc, is there anything I
can drink safely, And he goes, do you happen to like beer.
I said, Doctor, I am going to send you so many patients...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 03, 2015 07:01 AM (xq1UY)
Drinking grapefruit juice and taking Lipitor (Pravastatine) will cause kidney damage and possible kill you.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 07:06 AM (wlDny)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 06:45 AM (wlDny)
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We need to provide free abortions, otherwise we'll put women at risk by forcing them to have back alley abortions. We need to give kids free birth control and needles, otherwise we leave them no option but unprotected sex and shooting up with dirty needles.
And we need to provide free sex changes, othrrwise we'll be forcing men to move to California and start killing people. What kind of cold hearted monster are you, Vic? Not everybody has royalties from Wheaties so as to be able to afford it on their own.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 03, 2015 07:07 AM (3F6F8)
42 Yep Vic, my mom was warned by her doc to stay away from grapefruit; she's on Lipitor.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 03, 2015 07:10 AM (7prSY)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 03, 2015 07:12 AM (7prSY)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 03, 2015 07:10 AM (7prSY)
What is "funny" is when my doc put me on Lipitor he did not warn me at all. I found out on my on looking up interactions and side effects.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 07:12 AM (wlDny)
It doesn't feel right linking to a Ziegfeld Girl on Good Friday, so in lieu of that, let me suggest some listening and viewing suggestions for the weekend. The Ten Commandments, of course, as well as Ben-Hur, Franco Zeffirelli's Jesus of Nazareth and the animation / stop-motion film The Miracle Maker, which I mentioned yesterday.
Bach's St. Matthew Passion is a must, but there's also Via Crucis by Liszt as well as 1996s Via Crucis by ambient composer Richard Robbins.
A Happy Easter to all the Christian Morons, Blessed Passover to the Horde members of the Tribe and a very lovely weekend to everyone else.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 03, 2015 07:15 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 03, 2015 07:16 AM (VctSv)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 07:06 AM (wlDny)
I don't know about "kill" you but grapefruit juice does actually block the medicine from working. And not just statins but most all others as well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 07:17 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 06:41 AM (St6BJ)
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I wish scientists would research something useful for a change, like why some people like the late Hitchens have an iron gut.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 03, 2015 07:17 AM (3F6F8)
As some of you know, I had my job expanded and office moved. The trouble is, a new supervisor is coming in May and, from grapevine gossip, she's very likely to eliminate me altogether.
I haven't had to put together a resume in 15 years and have no idea where to start. Can anybody put me some knowledge so I can have an exit strategy in place?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 03, 2015 07:18 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper at April 03, 2015 07:19 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 03, 2015 07:17 AM (3F6F
Not such an iron gut after all for Hitch.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 07:20 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 03, 2015 07:22 AM (eEQuQ)
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Hey, what's the problem?
It's not as if we're already $17 trillion in debt, and staring at hundreds of trillions more in unfunded liabilities in programs like Medicare and Social Security.
We've got money to burn! So why not "spread the [non-existent] wealth" to some of Obama's relatives?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 03, 2015 07:25 AM (lmdHn)
and have no idea where to start. Can anybody put me some knowledge so I
can have an exit strategy in place?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 03, 2015 07:18 AM (zF6Iw)
There are a lot of programs out there that help you write a resume. Write one up and print on cheap paper first, then print it on good paper for submission to people you think who may be interested.
But I have heard that resumes are not the thing they used to be. Before I retired I had noticed a lot of, shall we say, "resume inflation". A lot of managers no longer believe them and rely mainly on interviews.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 07:28 AM (wlDny)
I said, Doctor, I am going to send you so many patients...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 03, 2015 07:01 AM (xq1UY)
My doctor is very realistic about this stuff. He says nothing will help you live longer, but if you are having sex with supermodels it'll sure seem like it.
I asked him, "can you write me a prescription for that?"
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 07:31 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Dr. Richard Carrier at April 03, 2015 07:32 AM (cIoI4)
MP4, delete your browser history. Guilt by association when you come here regularly.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 03, 2015 07:32 AM (eEQuQ)
FWIW Mary, I barely glance at applicant's résumés. More interested in verifiable experience.
OTOH, the résumé is pretty much expected by everyone hiring. As always, YMMV.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 03, 2015 07:34 AM (Z21bn)
What's that? Will I be marrying a man? Heavens no! I just want to get all the wonderful bennies of being part of a protected class, including getting the best caterers, photographers, and cake makers clamoring for my business so I don't sic the homoarmy after them.
And no, I don't think the fact that I will be marrying a woman should mean I can't have a gay wedding. Who are you to impose your homonormative rules on me!
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 07:34 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 03, 2015 07:35 AM (6n332)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 07:37 AM (rwI+c)
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Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 03, 2015 07:38 AM (q3ld8)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 07:34 AM (Dj0WE)
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There's only one way to marry a woman and have it be a gay wedding. Don't be such a cissy!
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 03, 2015 07:38 AM (cIoI4)
Strive for a 1 page resume, unless you've done some really amazing work things. (SCOAMTs wouldn't even be one line.) Most times, more than 1 page resumes get tossed because 'TL;DR'. With each different resume, have a different intro/goal/desired job, with different bullet points. (Obviously, some bullet points are on all resume versions.)
On prior job descriptions, keep those descriptions in line with your current job, unless they were completely different. Keep the bullet points to prior jobs to a minimum, or else you look like you're still at that job.
Keep your verbs active, not passive. Also, since you still have your position, keep your verbs present tense, not past (unless you've had promotions and are describing a prior, lower position). Try to keep the bullet points simple and on one line.
Proofread the suckers three or more times, and have somebody else proofread it, too. Years ago, I went to Kinko's to write a resume (before home pc's were a thing). I actually misspelled my name, leaving out an 'r'. I had to scrap 50 resumes and go back to that Kinko's tghat same day to type up more resumes with my name spelled correctly.
Now cover letters are a whole other animule. Again, multiple letter outlines, with specifics for each company to which you're sending as resume. The cover letter should also be short and sweet, as it usually goes to HR, not the dept that has the job opening first. You're trying to get past HR barring your way.
Always follow up an interview immediately with a brief letter of thanks, highlighting any appropriate parts of the interview you just had. This shows you're dead serious about wanting the job and allows you to stick out from the rest of the candidates for just the cost of a postage stamp.
I've taken resume writing with some job search firms I've used before (paid for by my prior companies). I'll try to answer any specific questions you have.
Good luck.
Posted by: RickZ at April 03, 2015 07:39 AM (g37Xr)
Posted by: Richard Dawkins at April 03, 2015 07:41 AM (3F6F8)
Your off by a trillion dollars the, the debt is over 18 trillion and projected to be over 20 trillion by the SCOAMFs term is up.
Hey but whats a couple of trillion more.
I'm beginning to think that the debt doesn't matter anymore, the GOP which allegedly used to be a fiscally conservative party who would rail about the debt, specifically that cunt Paul Ryan, has become awfully quite.
And taxes, what the hell happened to lower taxes which was a bread and butter, reflex action on the GOPs part? Nothing? Crickets?
Posted by: Kreplach at April 03, 2015 07:41 AM (BJLGz)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 03, 2015 07:42 AM (yxw0r)
Re watching The 10 Commandments, Glenn Beck hosted a rotund rabbi from Dallas on his TV show yesterday to discuss the Seder dinner. Said rabbi could only utter, "Oy," when discussing the Heston movie.
He laughed a lot and was a great teacher. He said he often tells observant Jews to give their kids a dollar for pointing out every misrepresentation/error in that movie.
The rabbi 'splained that the Passover meal is meant to "relive" the flight out of Egypt and is essentially the birth of the Jewish faith. It starts after sundown and IDEALLY lasts all night (but he said they usually pack it in around 3 a.m.)
Asked about his favorite part of the evening, he said, "The plagues." Did you know the plagues came in threes, with a week for the Egyptians to get their minds straight before the next round hit? All of his dinner guests "re-enact" the plagues, for example, throwing marshmallows (hail), and rubber frogs (he plugged the Oriental Trading Co.) among other things.
It was a fascinating show and well worth a buck to download if you don't have a GBTV subscription.
Posted by: RushBabe at April 03, 2015 07:42 AM (zdw2Z)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 07:37 AM (rwI+c)
Yeah, I don't really understand why people are having such a hard time with this stuff. We live in a make up your own rules as you go along era. You people have no idea how hard it is for me to be gay, and NOT want to have sex with other men. It's painful, and you all make it more so when you discriminate against me for not being "normal" like all the other gay men. You would think gay men would be more understanding about this sort of thing. They're not. Sadly.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 07:42 AM (Dj0WE)
Winning.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 06:42 AM (St6BJ)
That tells me there's at least one of the following that is part of a secret deal:
- The West eliminates Israel in the next couple years with extreme prejudice and radiation, but mostly extreme prejudice and radiation.
- Iran is inside of 3 months from fashioning a nuclear weapon.
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 07:45 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2015 07:46 AM (KETbL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 07:46 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Kreplach at April 03, 2015 07:41 AM (BJLGz)
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Grover Norquist killed by stampeding RINOs. They're as good as Democrats when it comes to defeating their own.
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clittongue at April 03, 2015 07:46 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 07:45 AM (cL79m)
If they already don't have one squirreled away somewhere
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 07:47 AM (rDqRv)
And if you want to know the truth about the flight out of Egypt and Moses. Read the Bible.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 07:47 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 03, 2015 07:48 AM (wf3Kt)
Not that they have EVER been able to do that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 07:48 AM (rDqRv)
Do I lose part of my protected class status? Is there a certain percentage of men I have to date before I get it back?
How do I prove to you that I've dated men in my past, but am currently in a monogamous relationship with a female, so I can keep my protected bi status?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 07:49 AM (Dj0WE)
List achievements.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 03, 2015 07:49 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 07:49 AM (Dj0WE)
Bi the Bi what do you look like? Asking for a freind
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 07:49 AM (rDqRv)
Can I still be part of the club?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 07:50 AM (Dj0WE)
But the SCOAMF #'s are phony.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 07:04 AM (St6BJ)
I believe the word everybody is looking for regarding
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 07:50 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 07:51 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 07:49 AM (Dj0WE)
Bi the Bi what do you look like? Asking for a freind
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 07:49 AM (rDqRv)
My mom says I look fantastic.
Shut up! Who are you to judge!!
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 07:51 AM (Dj0WE)
"I feel the overwhelming urge to tell you to blow me. That makes me gay, right?"
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 07:51 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clittongue at April 03, 2015 07:46 AM (XrHO0)
Grover used the lower-taxes issues to get in the "R" door several years ago. He's in DC to advocate for AQ, Mo Bro Hood and the rest of the miscreants. Has the NRA removed his name from the (re-election to the board) candidate list?
Posted by: RushBabe at April 03, 2015 07:51 AM (zdw2Z)
And part of it was chasing from the two standard offerings for the sex of the student.
So he told the test administrator that he was offended that there were no gender choice options offered.
Good grief.
It's as if someone flipped a switch in the administrators head as he started apologizing to Little VIA about the test designers failing to recognize the various gender identification selections possible. Seems that the guy went on about it for several minutes.
Little VIA came home and said that it was the most fun he has had in schoolin some time.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 03, 2015 07:52 AM (/eHbj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 07:47 AM (rDqRv)
If they already had one somewhere, they would have announced it on April 1 and said, "Fuck you, infidels. We'll wait until we get 20, then launch half against Israel and the other half against the US."
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 07:52 AM (cL79m)
which was a bread and butter, reflex action on the GOPs part? Nothing?
Crickets?
Posted by: Kreplach at April 03, 2015 07:41 AM (BJLGz)
It's all about "tax reform" now which is politician speak for raising taxes by eliminating deductions. If they do ANY reform I want to see the tax burden spread out some a get rid of the EIC which is a Democrat passed welfare program.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 07:52 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 07:47 AM (wlDny)
That's the thing, Vic. You could read an English translation Bible all day long and not get the accuracy of the Hebrew translation. That's why rabbis can make things so much more detailed.
Posted by: RushBabe at April 03, 2015 07:54 AM (zdw2Z)
http://yhoo.it/1BXmYYW
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 06:47 AM (wlDny)
See?
This is why we're going to have a hard/impossible time to restore the Republic-
even with President Cruz
there are about 16 assholes in the Senate who always side with the Dims.
On the rare occasion when W was actually trying to do something conservative-
McCain and these other a-holes would always cockblock him along with the Dims.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 03, 2015 07:54 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2015 07:46 AM (KETbL)
What, you're not still full from the overabundance of geopolitical Hell served up yesterday?
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 07:54 AM (cL79m)
This could be a salutary FUCK YOU to our totalitarian overlords.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 03, 2015 07:55 AM (lG2E3)
Of course.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 07:56 AM (rwI+c)
yes yes and I am sure some of your best friends are Shrewish. And Of course the new progressive meme is that they are not anti semitic, but anti zionist.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 07:56 AM (rDqRv)
Wouldn't 'questioning' imply a certain decision to be made (ie, a CHOICE)?
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 07:57 AM (MMC8r)
This could be a salutary FUCK YOU to our totalitarian overlords.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 03, 2015 07:55 AM (lG2E3)
The anti-cohabitation and prostitution laws (conveniently still on the books) will suddenly be hyper-enforced against the Christians and only the Christians.
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 07:57 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 07:52 AM (cL79m)
No not necessarily. They might very well be waiting till they have a nice collections to announce and not just one or 2. Stupid they are not
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 07:58 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 03, 2015 07:54 AM (KUa85)
The energy bill he submitted to Congress in 95 was a prime example of that. By the time the Republicans had sold out to the Dems and RINOs it had very little "energy" in it and a lot of BS welfare for corn farmers and other crap.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 07:58 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 07:49 AM (Dj0WE)
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Words have meaning. You are not allowed to arbitrarily redefine words in self serving ways.
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clittongue at April 03, 2015 07:59 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 03, 2015 08:00 AM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 08:01 AM (MMC8r)
Really? I wouldn't think that Hebrew would lend itself to such things - has such a limited vocabulary, with so much meaning determined by context, and such simple grammar, that it seems odd that anything would get lost in translation. English is usually much more specific than is Hebrew.
It is easy to find subtle distinctions between Greek and its English translation, much less so in Hebrew.
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 03, 2015 08:01 AM (7QlLr)
Words have meaning. You are not allowed to arbitrarily redefine words in self serving ways.
That's cisnorming.
Posted by: An SJW womanman at April 03, 2015 08:02 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 07:58 AM (rDqRv)
Any more than one is more than enough to stop a strike (and I could argue that even one is enough). Just ask the North Koreans.
On a related note, I'd expect the Israeli Samson Option (assuming it is real) to have two more cities on its target list. Unfortunately, they're two American cities - New York City (home of the UN) and Washington DC (capital of the ObamiNation).
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 08:02 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState{/i] at April 03, 2015 08:02 AM (h4vJk)
So, Obama is holding a Seder tonight, the day after he helped the enemies of Israel go fissionable:
The White House has not released its Seder guest list for this year, but members of Congress, major Jewish leaders and Israeli officials have not been included in Obamas prior Passover celebrations.
Instead, the 20 or so guests who usually attend in the 190-year-old Old Family Dining Room include first lady Michelle Obama, daughters Malia and Sasha, friends of the family, members of the presidents staff and their families. The group has largely remained the same every year. Attendees are a mix of Jews and non-Jews, including senior adviser Valerie Jarrett and Susan Sher, the former chief of staff to the first lady.
The White House dinner includes unique aspects including the reading of the Emancipation Proclamation.
The Hill
"Malia, please pass the lobster...."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 03, 2015 08:03 AM (kdS6q)
The article says his name is Louis Jordan....but doesn't say if
he's the one with the saxophone or the one with the French accent...
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 03, 2015 08:04 AM (oQQwD)
I thought Passover was last night.
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 03, 2015 08:04 AM (7QlLr)
And Horseface didn't even feel the pennies hitting him in the back on the way out.
http://fxn.ws/1P4wqD6
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 08:05 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 03, 2015 08:03 AM (kdS6q)
I would say, "Don't forget the Seder ham," but that would violate the religion-of-Obama's-youth.
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 08:05 AM (cL79m)
So, Obama is holding a Seder tonight, the day after he helped the enemies of Israel go fissionable:
Bacon cheeseburgers for everybody!
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 08:05 AM (MMC8r)
and have no idea where to start. Can anybody put me some knowledge so I
can have an exit strategy in place?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 03, 2015 07:18 AM (zF6Iw)
I'd suggest using a resume service (there are plenty online.) I used one several years ago after going 2 years without so much as an interview. Thought my resume was fine, but when they finished with it, it was awesome. Started getting interviews within weeks and had a job after about 3 months.
Many employers don't even look at resumes--they are scanned first for keywords! A good resume service will set you back between $100-$300, but they know which keywords to use and the end result will be very professional.
Good luck, and hope all goes well!
Posted by: IrishEi at April 03, 2015 08:06 AM (E6RIJ)
Meanwhile, in GOP Gov Sux news:
Michigan Gov. Rick Snyder (R) is preemptively asserting that he'd veto a religious freedom bill if one ever passes through his state legislature.
"Given all the events that are happening in Indiana, I thought it would be good to clarify my position," he told The Detroit Free Press.
The Hill
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 03, 2015 08:06 AM (kdS6q)
^^^^^^
I second this recommendation. It was available on Netflix's online service this time last year and I watched it with the kids. We all really enjoyed it. It is very well done.
For my fellow Catholic morons (and Fenelon), the
Divine Mercy novena starts today. We need it more than ever right now.
For the sake of His sorrowful passion, have mercy on us and on the whole world.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at April 03, 2015 08:07 AM (KkVB6)
- Iran is inside of 3 months from fashioning a nuclear weapon.
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 07:45 AM (cL79m)
Since the Israelis may know this, Iran may well be attacked within 2 months.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 08:07 AM (St6BJ)
And Horseface didn't even feel the pennies hitting him in the back on the way out.
http://fxn.ws/1P4wqD6
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 08:05 AM (wlDny)
France also confirmed it did what it does best - surrender unconditionally.
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 08:07 AM (cL79m)
I wish I would've jotted down the passages the rabbi was reading from Genesis, where he expanded on the meanings. One concerned God telling the Jews that they were going to be exiled and all the wealth would leave their country, but eventually, they and the wealth would return. This involved the seven-year famine, Joseph, and how the Egyptians were forced to buy water from the Jews (after that rivers turning to blood incident), thus starting the cycle of wealth coming back to the Jews who left.
Posted by: RushBabe at April 03, 2015 08:08 AM (zdw2Z)
In every instance, someone knew someone.
If you want a job somewhere special, find someone who works there and get to know them. Hell, with three or four levels of separation, you're probably related to someone on the inside.
Use connections, no matter how thin, to get the edge.
Posted by: jwest at April 03, 2015 08:08 AM (9ZZd+)
So, Obama is holding a Seder tonight, the day after he helped the enemies of Israel go fissionable:
Bacon cheeseburgers for everybody!
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower
"Anybody want another Pillsbury Crescent Roll?"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 03, 2015 08:08 AM (kdS6q)
I thought Passover was last night.
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 03, 2015 08:04 AM (7QlLr)
May I say something about the Angel of Death?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 08:08 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 08:08 AM (rDqRv)
If the public schools actually did their job of protecting children they would be shouting number three from the rooftops, not engaging in this Adam and Steve fantasy.
Yuck.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 03, 2015 08:08 AM (xQX/f)
Well, you have to admit that having done so will help him keep a smile on his face while he has to spend the evening with those dirty shape shifting guests and the absence of lobster....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState{/i] at April 03, 2015 08:09 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 08:07 AM (St6BJ)
Which invokes the first secret sidebar.
Hopefully not on May 1, May 2, or May 3, as I'll be in the newest Sampson Option target city on those days, and my SPF 1,000,000 order hasn't shipped yet.
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 08:09 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 03, 2015 08:09 AM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 03, 2015 08:08 AM (kdS6q)
I thought you wrote "Pubescent troll."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 08:09 AM (St6BJ)
France also confirmed it did what it does best - surrender unconditionally.
I'm actually not sure what there is to be done, if there isn't even a deal to 'ratify.' The only part of this deal that actually exists is Gaylord's determination to do nothing.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 08:09 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 08:09 AM (cL79m)
Oy, you're going to be there? Great and gevalt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 08:10 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 08:08 AM
Just a tip...skip the salmon mousse.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 03, 2015 08:11 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Bigby's Gang Signs at April 03, 2015 08:11 AM (3ZtZW)
4th day without coffee or alcohol. Painful. But my guts feel a bit better. That and the Tagamet.
Hang in there JJ. It gets better. And don't forget the Chocolate!
Posted by: P. Pilat ( Circa 33 a.d.) at April 03, 2015 08:11 AM (/pOl7)
"McCain and these other a-holes would always cockblock him along with the Dims."
I watched the debate between McCain and Bush back in 2000 and walked away thinking how McVain was all about McVain and voted GWB. He seemed to really cherish the whole "maverick" title and f'*cking over his own party members at every opportunity. Later I heard how "Crash" McCain was the son and grandson of Navy admirals did I understand his "special snowflake" entitlement status.
I acknowledged the country was on the ropes when I found myslef despisingly voting for him 2008 and my opinion hasn't changed.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at April 03, 2015 08:12 AM (k4XkI)
"With a mighty hand and an outstretched arm" (hear Heston saying that?) is demonstrably Pharaonic text. Well. This comes as a blow to KJV fans, and proponents of Bible-as-Literature everywhere. Living, breathing document?
Leave it to a hebe to stir this shit right at the High Holidays. And you thought conservatives were a herd of cats. Well, there's nothing new under the sun.
Wonder who that line is ripped off from. Some Sanskrit playwright?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 03, 2015 08:12 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 03, 2015 08:12 AM (92vYG)
Posted by: Baruch Obamastein at April 03, 2015 08:13 AM (zdw2Z)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 08:13 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 08:10 AM (St6BJ)
It will be good to see the online gang one more time, especially since I disappeared without a trace.
Link note - you have one too many slashes in the URL.
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 08:13 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 08:13 AM (MMC8r)
there isn't even a deal to 'ratify.' The only part of this deal that
actually exists is Gaylord's determination to do nothing.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 08:09 AM (MMC8r)
The biggest thing he did was he promised them he would unilaterally eliminate the sanctions on Iran which IIANM were passed by congress and he can not legally lift them.
But since everything is off the table he can illegally do anything he wants.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 08:14 AM (wlDny)
I'd start by procuring a whole lot of spies. If I want to be precise, I need lots of reliable intelligence....
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 03, 2015 08:14 AM (7QlLr)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 08:15 AM (MMC8r)
I wish I would've jotted down the passages the rabbi was reading from Genesis, where he expanded on the meanings. One concerned God telling the Jews that they were going to be exiled and all the wealth would leave their country, but eventually, they and the wealth would return. This involved the seven-year famine, Joseph, and how the Egyptians were forced to buy water from the Jews (after that rivers turning to blood incident), thus starting the cycle of wealth coming back to the Jews who left.
Posted by: RushBabe at April 03, 2015 08:08 AM (zdw2Z)
It is my understanding that that elaboration doesn't specifically come from the nuances in the Hebrew text so much as from Rabbinical tradition. That's not to say he's incorrect. I wasn't there, so it possible his expansion on the text is absolutely accurate. And I'm Catholic, so I don't have objection to oral tradition. But the text in English, while missing some nuance and historical context (because some words and concepts in 2015 mean something very different than they did when the Scriptures were written), is very close.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at April 03, 2015 08:17 AM (KkVB6)
Divine Mercy novena starts today. We need it more than ever right now.
After hearing about it the past few years, I was under the impression that you had to go to church with the group that was actually leading it. (The schedule is always listed in our bulletin.) Since it's near impossible to get there every day at the specified time for so many days in a row, I went online and did a search. Quel surprise! You can do it at home on your own. I have a post-it to remind me of 3 p.m. today.
Posted by: RushBabe at April 03, 2015 08:17 AM (zdw2Z)
Posted by: Bigby's Gang Signs at April 03, 2015 08:11 AM (3ZtZW)
I'd harden against EMP, work on ABM and border security (especially port security), and plan to bomb the entirety on warning.
But only because I'm not an Israeli and don't think I could make the case to pre-emptively bomb the entirety (which is what needs to be done).
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 08:17 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: Bigby's Gang Signs at April 03, 2015 08:17 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 03, 2015 08:17 AM (92vYG)
I'd start by procuring a whole lot of spies. If I want to be precise, I need lots of reliable intelligence....
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 03, 2015 08:14 AM (7QlLr)
If we blockaded the country and took down their currency, they'd crumble like a wet pita. And we had that in 2009 except SCOAMF did nothing and let the revolution strangle in the crib.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 08:18 AM (St6BJ)
I fully expect in 10 more years to have PC Loyalty Review Broads interrogating people with "Are you now or have you ever been a member of a Christian church that..."
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 03, 2015 08:20 AM (1BQGO)
Who will be the surprise guest?
Posted by: Bigby's Gang Signs at April 03, 2015 08:17 AM (3ZtZW)
I hope it's the Angel of Death.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 08:20 AM (St6BJ)
Sorry to hear that, MP4.
Have you started networking yet? You can begin getting some name rec now so if/when you do exit, you are fresh in their minds and they'll think of you if they have something.
Posted by: @JohnTant at April 03, 2015 08:20 AM (PFy0L)
http://goo.gl/bbt5li
This is insane. And the woman had pulled up to a cop b/c she was afraid b/c the car had followed her. Guy jumps out with two guns blazing and is shot dead by cop. WTF??
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 08:21 AM (iQIUe)
During the Era of Affliction, it was chicken that was very expensive. Lobster was cheap. Slave food. No self-respecting Community Organizer would touch that stuff.
They're amazingly flexible when it comes to their own status seeking.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 03, 2015 08:21 AM (xq1UY)
The progressive pricks are apoplectic over the money donated to Memories Pizza, confirming their derangement by saying the young lady purposefully gave the interview knowing it would create turmoil and a large monetary response from the Christian community.
These liberal buffoon's are certifiably mentally unstable, and this action validates why they reelected Bronco Bama to the presidency. Combine insanity and assholeism and it's a perfect mix for the democrat party.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 03, 2015 08:21 AM (P330y)
Meanwhile, the fat lady sings:
Meghan McCain MeghanMcCain*
Indiana is on the wrong side of history and I truly can't believe there are still laws designed to discriminate against Americans in 2015.
*Who will die alone.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 03, 2015 08:22 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 08:22 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 03, 2015 08:22 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2015 08:22 AM (KETbL)
They're amazingly flexible when it comes to their own status seeking.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 03, 2015 08:21 AM (xq1UY)
Give me a moment and chicken will once again be expensive. Fortunately for me, lobster and beef won't be any less expensive.
Now shut up and eat your arugula.
Posted by: Mooch at April 03, 2015 08:23 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: MrNatural at April 03, 2015 08:23 AM (/pOl7)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 08:23 AM (659DL)
One of the best sentences evah. Only at the HQ.
Posted by: RushBabe at April 03, 2015 08:24 AM (zdw2Z)
Pizza Troofers.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 08:24 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2015 08:25 AM (2Aj5D)
That would've been a better way to word it. Although, he's not the first rabbi I've heard to expound on a particular word in scripture and dispute the meaning.
Posted by: RushBabe at April 03, 2015 08:26 AM (zdw2Z)
Ha. Wasn't that a Monty Python skit?
"Oh! No need to be so rude, Mr. Death!"
Posted by: Bigby's Gang Signs at April 03, 2015 08:26 AM (3ZtZW)
He laughed a lot and was a great teacher. He said he often tells observant Jews to give their kids a dollar for pointing out every misrepresentation/error in that movie.
That is funny, since DeMille prided himself on being "authentic" to Jewish tradition.
Thanks for the resume advice, everyone. It's much appreciated!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 03, 2015 08:26 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 08:26 AM (MMC8r)
I love the devotion. I actually got into it during my conversion, I was confirmed on Divine Mercy Sunday several years ago and when I had to pick my confirmation saint I looked in St. Faustina because if the devotion being honored on that day and started reading her diary. It's such a beautiful message and so I started praying the Chaplet. It actually helped to ease me into the rosary.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at April 03, 2015 08:26 AM (KkVB6)
Posted by: small town girl, crusader at April 03, 2015 08:26 AM (OqAWE)
Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2015 08:27 AM (KETbL)
Posted by: TJ Camper at April 03, 2015 08:27 AM (GDUJK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 03, 2015 08:27 AM (/eHbj)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 03, 2015 08:22 AM (kdS6q
Thats better than in the arms of a transgender hobo reeking of Ripple and Budweiser spittle.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2015 08:27 AM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 08:27 AM (659DL)
Why would it do that?
And my payday is Thursday, so, happy late PayDay Thursday.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2015 08:28 AM (FZzRH)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 08:28 AM (MMC8r)
4th day without coffee or alcohol. Painful. But my guts feel a bit better. That and the Tagamet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 06:41 AM (St6BJ
What is wrong Mr. Sefton?
Hope you start feeling better.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2015 08:28 AM (2Aj5D)
"145 $497K Amazing!"
It's as if American citizens are trying to express something. An opinion outside of what is permitted.
We got to crack down on that!!
Posted by: Washington DC at April 03, 2015 08:28 AM (k4XkI)
Bad time for IRS to go rogue, you might say? Hell no. They've been on that "just f*ck it" streak for a couple of years already. Hey, Lerner walks. Have a pizza!
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 03, 2015 08:28 AM (xq1UY)
Just, wow.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at April 03, 2015 08:29 AM (KkVB6)
http://bit.ly/19RUkRC
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 08:29 AM (wlDny)
The venerable Iron Nickel the big deck that delivered the first Marines into Afghanistan in November 2001 was decommissioned March 31 after nearly 35 years of service.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 08:29 AM (rDqRv)
Thanks Buddy!!
I thought us working stiffs were despised by the elites.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2015 08:29 AM (2Aj5D)
past, but am currently in a monogamous relationship with a female, so I
can keep my protected bi status?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 07:49 AM (Dj0WE)
Maybe you could provide us a "composite" of those guys?
Posted by: Josef K. at April 03, 2015 08:29 AM (RcpcZ)
I can't believe the Bible thumpers gave five million dollars to those Jesus freaks in the Pizza shop.
Posted by: Tommy "The Dude" Vieto at April 03, 2015 08:29 AM (P330y)
Given the original take here at the HQ, we should all file for our psychic licenses.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 08:30 AM (659DL)
*poke in the eye*
"What! Why did you have to go and do that!" OWWWWW
"Mr. Death, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave our dinner party"
Posted by: Bigby's Gang Signs at April 03, 2015 08:31 AM (3ZtZW)
What an oppressive religion. What an awful country. How unjust. What other punishments must homosexuals in the USA endure?
Visit us here in the KSA! We'll party & play!
Posted by: Najeeb Sayed, Minister of Homosexual Tourism, Riyadh KSA at April 03, 2015 08:31 AM (6E2VN)
Posted by: Miss Cleo of Psychic Friends Network at April 03, 2015 08:31 AM (P330y)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 03, 2015 08:32 AM (/eHbj)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 03, 2015 08:32 AM (lG2E3)
Ahhhh. I'm guessing that means "hoax perpetrated for attention seeking doofus," but they're afraid of the embarrassment so they're hiding names.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at April 03, 2015 08:32 AM (KkVB6)
http://bit.ly/19RUkRC
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 08:29 AM (wlDny)
So my guess is a poor oppressed minority, Muzzie? Black? Transgendered Queer Studies Major?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2015 08:32 AM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 03, 2015 08:32 AM (zOTsN)
...
The result would be to increase Iran's breakout time -- the time it would take for Iran to speed up its enrichment and produce enough fissile material for one nuclear weapon -- to at least a year. That is as much as six times what it is today and what it has been for the past three years.
... if the agreement "will prevent Iran from acquiring a nuclear weapon", then the "breakout time" would be infinite.
Apparently, infinite == "a year"
... and they call us "anti-science"
Posted by: AGW Denier at April 03, 2015 08:33 AM (e8kgV)
Which proves the person is of the wrong (meaning the 'right') agenda.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 08:33 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2015 08:33 AM (KETbL)
Guess it will be fasting today while the high/low blood sugar roller coaster ride continues.
But Obama doesn't work week ends, and Friday is part of the week end now that he has gone full Bullworth, so it's probably going to be pretty dull on the news lines until Monday.
Can we get a movie thread, something entertaining that would be worth the DVD purchase price?
Posted by: Arlie Cornstable at April 03, 2015 08:33 AM (8LV6/)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 08:34 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2015 08:34 AM (FZzRH)
--
The Emancipation Proclamation was a proclamation is what is was. There was these folks. And how else was they gonna get themselves emancipated unless there was a proclamation? So they got themselves a proclamation and called it the Emancipation Proclamation.
Posted by: Barney Fife at April 03, 2015 08:35 AM (OyXrl)
"Unfortunately the vast majority of Jews had no problem voting for Obama,Twice."
I was right about that one and it still stands.
Posted by: James Baker at April 03, 2015 08:35 AM (k4XkI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2015 08:32 AM (2Aj5D)
Well, if it was a Muslim, we would have got the stock "This is not related to terror" speech by now.
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 08:35 AM (cL79m)
Pace seems to be picking up slightly.
Unless it's a backlog from people pushing for the 500k point.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 03, 2015 08:36 AM (/eHbj)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 08:37 AM (659DL)
http://bit.ly/1aqDVV9
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 08:37 AM (wlDny)
Being a cradle Catholic and as Polish as you can get, you can believe that St. Faustina was big at our house!
Congrats on your conversion! My youngest is getting ready to make her confirmation later this month, and one of her fellow confirmands is a (brilliant) young man who is the son of converts. I overheard his father say that his wife was (a formerly) unobservant Jew and he himself was (formerly) agnostic. These people put cradle Catholics to shame with their knowledge of their NEW faith. I've watched deacons squirm when this young man or his mother points out something contradictory or expands on (with cites!) to the deacon's comments in confirmation class.
Posted by: RushBabe at April 03, 2015 08:38 AM (zdw2Z)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 03, 2015 08:39 AM (1BQGO)
http://goo.gl/5bsJhi
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 03, 2015 08:39 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 03, 2015 08:39 AM (lG2E3)
Their death threats are death threats of love and peace.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 08:40 AM (MMC8r)
"How did we all die at once, then?"
*points dramatically*
"The salmon mousse!"
"Oh, dear, you didn't use canned salmon, did you?"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 03, 2015 08:40 AM (h4vJk)
Mob seeking the destruction of Israel. Why? Because he knows everything
is off the table.
--
As Harry the Odious Reid said, "he changed the world." I do believe he's right. Or will be right very, very soon.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 03, 2015 08:40 AM (OyXrl)
Fruit. Tree. Etc.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 08:23 AM (659DL)
*********
I find the phrase "strictly dickly" to be othering. John should have been better at teaching the young lady some manners. I look forward to expanding her horizons at Summer Fun Camp.
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clittongue at April 03, 2015 08:40 AM (XrHO0)
Happy Enjoy Free Will Day!
Happy Once Saved Always Saved Day!
Happy Do Whatever You Want, You're Washed In The Blood Day!
Posted by: Fast Eddie, D. Th., Church of the Everlasting Biblical Loophole at April 03, 2015 08:40 AM (6E2VN)
$7000 away from half a million.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 03, 2015 07:42 AM (yxw0r)
It hit this and is still climbing.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 03, 2015 08:41 AM (5DGKy)
Posted by: RushBabe at April 03, 2015 08:38 AM (zdw2Z)
Depends on the diocese, but the theological training of deacons is wildly uneven.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 03, 2015 08:42 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 03, 2015 08:43 AM (fWAjv)
http://bit.ly/1Itsoid
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 08:44 AM (wlDny)
"145 $497K Amazing!"
It's as if American citizens are trying to express something. An opinion outside of what is permitted.
I seem to recall something similar happening at Chick-fil-A a couple years back. These ijits never learn.
Posted by: RushBabe at April 03, 2015 08:44 AM (zdw2Z)
http://bit.ly/1aqDVV9
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 08:37 AM (wlDny)
So the only three questions left regarding Teh SCOAMT, Israel and the UN are:
- Will the ObamiNation sponsor the coming resolution kicking Israel out of the UN?
- Will the ObamiNation sponsor the succeeding resolution demanding all UN member nations use every means available to remove Israel from the face of the Earth?
- Will that second resolution come before or after the 2016 election?
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 08:44 AM (cL79m)
The Son of Man came to die and rise and save even asshole bigots who threaten to burn down small-town pizza joints. Whether or not they wish to repent, and accept the gift freely given, is up to them. The Broad Way vs. the Narrow Gate, and all that.
Posted by: Stu-22 at April 03, 2015 08:44 AM (vd4oB)
http://bit.ly/1Itsoid
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 08:44 AM (wlDny)
Of course it does. That is old news. But the DOJ will never go have dingy. And I am sure he has done much worse. What a bunch of cock sucking low life fuckin scum buckets
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 08:45 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 08:45 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 03, 2015 08:45 AM (/eHbj)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 03, 2015 08:43 AM (fWAjv)
Now you're just plain teasing us.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2015 08:46 AM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 08:45 AM (659DL)
Did the Sun rise in the east this morning?
Do bears shit in the woods?
Is Teh SCOAMT a Trotskyite?
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 08:47 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 08:47 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at April 03, 2015 08:47 AM (lG2E3)
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What they won't say, says everything...
Posted by: Stu-22 at April 03, 2015 08:47 AM (vd4oB)
"I seem to recall something similar happening at Chick-fil-A a couple years back. These ijits never learn."
No, we don't.
Posted by: Adam Smith - can you spare a dime? at April 03, 2015 08:48 AM (k4XkI)
She is a relentless lover of the Jewish people.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 03, 2015 08:43 AM (fWAjv)
You got the "relentless" part right.
Posted by: ValJar, The Bat-Faced Iranian at April 03, 2015 08:48 AM (zdw2Z)
Thanks! My son is making his first communion on the 26th and my husband is now converting and will be confirmed next Sunday as well. The communion and RCIA Catechists hate me. Not personally, but for all the corrections. I'm amazed that people can be allowed to teach others about the faith and yet have very little grasp of what we believe and why.
Congrats on your daughter's confirmation! It's so exciting when the kiddos receive the sacraments.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at April 03, 2015 08:48 AM (KkVB6)
This. Because if it was a white fraternity boy--nuclear holocaust.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 08:48 AM (659DL)
- Will that second resolution come before or after the 2016 election?
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 08:44 AM (cL79m)
My guess is that Israel goes hunting and goes soon.
They no longer have the USA's backing at the UN. Thats shit I never thought I would see.
And the feckless congress goes to cocktail parties with their heads up their ass.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2015 08:48 AM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: The guy that parties like he's saved by simply looking at a bronze serpent. at April 03, 2015 08:49 AM (6E2VN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2015 08:46 AM (2Aj5D)
Wish I was.
'Attendees are a mix of Jews and non-Jews, including senior adviser Valerie Jarrett and Susan Sher, the former chief of staff to the first lady.'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 03, 2015 08:49 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 08:50 AM (wlDny)
http://tinyurl.com/n7u4th8
CBS celebrity reporter sues for damages after network bosses 'drunkenly groped his crotch and sent him gay porn'
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Good luck
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 03, 2015 08:51 AM (fWAjv)
If Hillary gets elected, let's us stop and ponder the glorious comedic potential of "Chief of Staff to the First Gentleman."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 08:51 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Your betters, now laughing nervously in DC at April 03, 2015 08:51 AM (KnbYp)
Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at April 03, 2015 08:51 AM (lG2E3)
That was the secret to reading the news in the SovUnion back in the bad old days.
Amazing how far we've come in a few years, innit ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 03, 2015 08:54 AM (go6ud)
Do I lose part of my protected class status? Is there a certain percentage of men I have to date before I get it back?
How do I prove to you that I've dated men in my past, but am currently in a monogamous relationship with a female, so I can keep my protected bi status?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 07:49 AM (Dj0WE)
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Please promptly fill out and submit Form 666Q, with all required supporting documentation. A failure to report, or an incomplete or fraudulent filing, is a felony offense punishable by fines, mob action, and/or burning at the stake.
Posted by: IRS Department of Gender and Sexuality Compliance at April 03, 2015 08:55 AM (vd4oB)
A little pre-book thread non-book, the Great Courses has Utopia and Terror in the 20th Century on sale for $50. 24 half hour lectures on DVD, presented by Vejas Gabriel Liulevicius of the University of Tennessee.
Some good background on what is coming here, and shows how history constantly repeats. The sale was supposed to expire yesterday, but has been extended to the ninth. You may need to call to get the sale price.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 03, 2015 08:56 AM (2ePOO)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 03, 2015 09:01 AM (fWAjv)
ValJar will be at the Seder so woo hoo!!
She is a relentless lover of the Jewish people.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 03, 2015 08:43 AM (fWAjv)
If by "relentless lover" you mean "ignores the safe word and continues dorking you in the squeekhole with her barbed strap-on" then you're probably right.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2015 09:02 AM (SpnVI)
Nobody will be taking my iced tea away from me, but if you drink too much it can cause kidney stones. I may send this to my cousin, who is the reason I know that.
Posted by: Lea at April 03, 2015 09:03 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2015 09:02 AM (SpnVI
Fresh pineapple in season.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2015 09:03 AM (2Aj5D)
Barry: umm....I'd like to start this off by...ummm..saying...ALLAH AKBAR!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 09:03 AM (3UGBQ)
Have they scrubbed the Duke story yet? Specifically the part where the noose was MADE OF STRING?
Hardly the intimidating racisty racist gesture.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2015 09:04 AM (SpnVI)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Engraved Irasicbility 25% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at April 03, 2015 09:05 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:05 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 03, 2015 09:05 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 09:05 AM (659DL)
Relentless lover = this way to the showers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 09:05 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:05 AM (kff5f)
A citizen of a formerly great nation led by an Arugula Eating Surrender Money!
"The French delegation was considered by observers to be one of the hardest bargainers of the P5+1 countries, a group which also included the U.S., Britain, Germany, Russia and China. Fabius told Europe 1 that France wants a firm deal "to prevent other countries in the Gulf such as Saudi Arabia from embarking on nuclear proliferation."
As for the framework itself, Fabius called it a "very important" step, but noted that "the end of the road is the end of June." "
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 03, 2015 09:05 AM (EMi53)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:06 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 03, 2015 09:06 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 09:07 AM (659DL)
Hardly the intimidating racisty racist gesture.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2015 09:04 AM (SpnVI)
The Ministry of Truth will not let that part of the
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 09:07 AM (3UGBQ)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:06 AM (kff5f)
Depends. What is your stance on Lady-Boys?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 03, 2015 09:07 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 09:08 AM (MMC8r)
Just steer clear of places where they speak Austrian and you'll be fine.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 09:08 AM (659DL)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 03, 2015 09:09 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 09:08 AM (659DL)
Shouldn't be too hard here in TX. It's the places that speak Peruvian that'll get me.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:09 AM (kff5f)
Awesome. Because nothing says "down with the struggle" like making shit up.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:10 AM (kff5f)
"Racism is so pervasive in our society that we had to make our own!"
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 09:11 AM (MMC8r)
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Again...what they won't say, says everything.
Posted by: Stu-22 at April 03, 2015 09:11 AM (vd4oB)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:06 AM (kff5f)
Yes. Also, if you decide you like Thai food you're racist for trying to appropriate the sacred culture of the Thai people.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at April 03, 2015 09:12 AM (KkVB6)
Almost like "Gay hate is so pervasive in our society that we had to make our own!" re: Memories Pizza.
I begin to see a pattern here...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:12 AM (kff5f)
Someone shd ask Chubs McCain about her crooked little ghey boytoy Adam Schock?
Also, ask her about he BFF, Tia Tequila, who thinks nazis are real cool guys and Auschwitz a great place?
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 09:13 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:06 AM (kff5f)
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Beware of the Thaiwanese lynch-mobs. Hope you don't own a pizza joint.
Posted by: Stu-22 at April 03, 2015 09:13 AM (vd4oB)
The sputtering U.S. economy created just 126,000 jobs in March as bad
weather, weak consumer spending and flailing corporate profits resulted
in the worst report since December 2013.
Economists expected nonfarm payrolls to rise 245,000 in March
That accursed bad weather strikes again!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 09:13 AM (3UGBQ)
Yes. Also, if you decide you like Thai food you're racist for trying to appropriate the sacred culture of the Thai people.
We need a big expose on all the chop suey places in black neighborhoods.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 09:13 AM (MMC8r)
If you haven't heard it, you should.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 03, 2015 09:14 AM (BZAd3)
Global Warming causes Joblessness!!!
F*ck the MFM with a pineapple.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:14 AM (kff5f)
In a group discussion that was heard by a number of people, Larry said that he had just had a fight with a family member. Larry said he had been at a family get-together, and he didn't remember much about the fight because he had blacked out. When he came to, he was rolling on the ground, fighting with a family member, and his clothes were bloody. Now, he said, he was frightened that the Secret Service would come after him.
...
Easton Elliott didn't think much more about Larry until, several weeks later, he saw a newspaper story about Larry Reid, Harry Reid's brother, being arrested for DUI and assaulting a highway patrolman.
Posted by: Harry Reid's investor firend at April 03, 2015 09:16 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2015 09:16 AM (KETbL)
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, Certified Career Counselors LLC at April 03, 2015 09:17 AM (6E2VN)
Welcome back Carter
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 09:17 AM (3UGBQ)
Awesome. Because nothing says "down with the struggle" like making shit up.
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It's not important whether it is true or false. It's the issue that's important.
Duuuuuuhhhh.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 03, 2015 09:17 AM (ee9LE)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 09:17 AM (3UGBQ)
I might prefer Carter.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:18 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:06 AM (kff5f)
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In my retirement, I intend to create a special home to care for oppressed, vulnerable, and impressionable Thaiwanese youths.
Posted by: Harry Reid, The (alleged) Searchlight Strangler at April 03, 2015 09:18 AM (vd4oB)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 09:03 AM (3UGBQ)
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Would anyone put it past him, turning his "seder" into a multicultural indocrination session, complete with an imam starting it off with prayers?
Liberals have all the graciousness, humility and subtlety of a tone deaf busker who needs a captive subway car audience in order to get a hearing.
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 03, 2015 09:19 AM (cIoI4)
What's the Paul Newman Easter movie that he bought all copies and destroyed?
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 09:20 AM (iQIUe)
That accursed bad weather strikes again!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 09:13 AM (3UGBQ
We will see a huge improvement in job numbers and slowing of global warming when we outlaw the combustion engine.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2015 09:20 AM (2Aj5D)
AoSHQ front page side bar.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 03, 2015 09:20 AM (/eHbj)
So... if not wanting to serve a gay wedding means I'm homophobic, does not liking Thai food mean I'm racist against the Taiwanese?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:06 AM (kff5f)
Beware of the Taipei Two-Step.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2015 09:21 AM (SpnVI)
weather, weak consumer spending and flailing corporate profits resulted
in the worst report since December 2013.
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That number is really bad. Gotta love the "bad weather to blame" angle. I mean, seriously. Hey, should we place help wanted ads for those 5 positions we have open? Nah, it's snowing.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 03, 2015 09:21 AM (OyXrl)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 09:20 AM (iQIUe)
The Silver Chalice
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 09:21 AM (3UGBQ)
So, what time is the Angel of Death flying by?
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 09:22 AM (iQIUe)
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I'm pretty sure this is racist.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 03, 2015 09:22 AM (ee9LE)
The kosher lobster jokes will never not be funny.
One of my suitemates freshman year in college said she and her mom had 'deemed' shrimp kosher for passover.
Posted by: Lea at April 03, 2015 09:22 AM (lIU4e)
When the SJWs come out against them, and start issuing death threats.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 09:22 AM (MMC8r)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSvSta8_hB4
Once the front is stabilized, we can train and bring up the reserves!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdcXkwH0nVo
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 03, 2015 09:22 AM (EMi53)
Going to take at least a 3 day hiatus from politics and the current messes we face.
Weather is predicted nice--very fitting for Easter.
Celebrate accordingly, good people.
Posted by: irongramppa at April 03, 2015 09:23 AM (jeCnD)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 09:03 AM (3UGBQ)
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Would anyone put it past him, turning his "seder" into a multicultural indocrination session, complete with an imam starting it off with prayers?
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If he did, the amalgamated assholes of the MFM would fall all over themselves to blow him for "building bridges" and "bringing communities together" and all the usual BS.
Posted by: Stu-22 at April 03, 2015 09:23 AM (vd4oB)
Guy walks into multiple Muslim bakeries in Dearborn and asks for a ghey wedding cake.
http://tinyurl.com/kxodr7r
Of course the MSM will be all over this story condemning the Muslim bakers for refusing to do a fag bake. The NYT will lead the charge against the Muslim discriminators.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 03, 2015 09:24 AM (P330y)
Posted by: Nevile Obama at April 03, 2015 09:25 AM (sgrzZ)
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I'm pretty sure this is racist.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 03, 2015 09:22 AM (ee9LE)
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Against monkeys. And arugula. And the French.
Posted by: Stu-22 at April 03, 2015 09:25 AM (vd4oB)
If my business decision regarding whether or not I will serve someone who is participating in an event which is, to me, sacrilege/heresy/blasphemy means I am a bigot, how does simply not liking a particular ethnicity's food *not* make me a bigot?
My business decision about not participating in an event may or may not have to do with the persons of the people involved (whether I happen to "like" them or not), so how does it -in itself- reflect that I am a bigot?
And if it does -in itself- reflect that I am a bigot, then how is choosing not to participate in much more routine commerce with a different set of people (by not purchasing their cuisine) *not* reflect that I am a bigot?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:25 AM (kff5f)
The revision downwards must have been because of the weather too. They must have went back and looked at the temperatures in Jan and Feb and figured that out
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 09:25 AM (3UGBQ)
Posted by: irongramppa at April 03, 2015 09:23 AM (jeCnD
Save some fish for me.
I envy your forecast of good weather.
Looking like todays 41 will be the nicest of the next 3 days.
Good luck fishing and Happy Easter IG
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2015 09:25 AM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:26 AM (kff5f)
"Racism is so pervasive in our society that we had to make our own!"
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 09:11 AM (MMC8r)
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Liberals need to make up phony crimes as an excuse to go after people they think resemble people who may have done bad things in the past.
Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 03, 2015 09:26 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 09:20 AM (iQIUe)
The Silver Chalice
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I think I've seen that on TCM. Set in ancient Greece, Newman is an aristocrat cheated of his true position and forced into.slavery where he makes beautiful chalices and shit. It did suck donkey dong.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 03, 2015 09:26 AM (ee9LE)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 03, 2015 09:26 AM (KZBSl)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 09:26 AM (MMC8r)
Seriously, when can I expect the Angel of Death to buzz my house? Also, am I suppose to smear my door with the blood of progs? TIA
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 09:26 AM (iQIUe)
Almost all jobs are obtained through someone you know.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 03, 2015 09:27 AM (R8hU8)
Allen, it's called discretion. For example there are some Chinese dishes I simply can not stand. But there are others that I do enjoy. I'm not a racist. Its a food thing
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2015 09:27 AM (2Aj5D)
If you're thirsty, that's your fountain.
If you want to drink at our fountain, well--you're going to have to stop being a Christian.
Why is that so hard?
/s/
The Progressive, Tolerant Left.
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 03, 2015 09:27 AM (ZvKdv)
Just once, I might turn to one of these GTLSJWs and say "I don't like the taste of penis. does this make me a homophobe?"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 03, 2015 09:28 AM (/eHbj)
And part of it was chasing from the two standard offerings for the sex of the student.
Daughter and SIL took wife and I to dinner last night at the "Quill" a student run restaurant at Southern New Hampshire University, the food was very good my salmon came with a bit of sauce served in a spoon that was all bent up. I thought about telling the waitress that it was a trigger for me, they used to bend spoons so us left handed people couldn't use them thereby forcing us to use our right hand, didn't do it should have just to see the reaction
Posted by: NativeNH at April 03, 2015 09:29 AM (+k6Wu)
When the SJWs come out against them, and start issuing death threats.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 09:22 AM (MMC8r)
Which will be the 108th of Never.
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 09:29 AM (cL79m)
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Jeez. I hope we don't have weather in the future.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 03, 2015 09:29 AM (ee9LE)
For example there are some Chinese dishes I simply can not stand.
But I'm not saying I like some Thai food, and dislike other dishes. I'm saying I completely dislike Thai food.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:29 AM (kff5f)
Americans Not In The Labor Force Soar To Record 93.2 Million As Participation Rate Drops To February 1978 Levels
Welcome back Carter
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 09:17 AM (3UGBQ)
And that is assuming the lies being put out by the DOL are true. Some economists who are not raging liberals say we are in the 20% range which is more like the worst of the great depression. And there has been no recovery.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 09:29 AM (wlDny)
It's suppose to be close to 90 today and again tomorrow. I hate hot weather.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 09:29 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 09:26 AM (MMC8r)
Barry Sheen: WINNING!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 09:29 AM (3UGBQ)
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 09:31 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: Nevile Obama at April 03, 2015 09:25 AM (sgrzZ)
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Charles Martel should never have resisted the religion of peace.
Posted by: Barackadict Arnold at April 03, 2015 09:32 AM (XrHO0)
Which explains why the Federal Reserve can not raise interest rates while the economy continues to deflate under the burden of oppressive federal regulations.
The Fed papered over the depression that would have resulted from the 2008 banking collapse; bragged about doing so and claimed it as a success. Now the democratic economic policies burden the economy and raising interest rates would cause a technical recession which would not be an improvement.
Even world war in the middle east won't save the democrats this time.
Posted by: Arlie Cornstable at April 03, 2015 09:32 AM (THQF0)
No openings for womyn's studies with a minor in lesbian poetry majors?
Shocker.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 09:32 AM (MMC8r)
can have an exit strategy in place?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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Your best bet is to find out who works where you want to work next and start talking to some of them.
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 03, 2015 09:33 AM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: Temple News Network at April 03, 2015 09:33 AM (+Aegz)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 09:34 AM (MMC8r)
It's their universe, with their rules.
Force them to embrace them.
Everything becomes a "Trigger"
And demand respect for your triggers.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 03, 2015 09:34 AM (/eHbj)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 09:29 AM (iQIUe)
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Yep, gonna need to crank up the AC in my McMansion.
Posted by: Al Gore at April 03, 2015 09:34 AM (3F6F8)
OTOH, while they keep interest rates artificially low, they're harming investors- many of whom donate to Democrats. So they're under increasing pressure to raise interest rates.
And "technical recession" would probably be the best-case scenario once they do.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:34 AM (kff5f)
Sorry about your job situation.
I would be happy to help. I have a lot of experience with resumes and cover letters. (And job searches).
My g m a i l acct is bailesworth.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 03, 2015 09:34 AM (KZBSl)
But you tell me
Over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you don't believe
We're on the eve
Of destruction.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 09:35 AM (evdj2)
Shocker.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 09:32 AM (MMC8r)
There will be plenty of jobs for those majors in a Hillary administration
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 09:35 AM (3UGBQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 03, 2015 09:35 AM (/eHbj)
LinkedIn is also good. While I didn't end up with any of them (and not because they weren't interested), many of my job leads when I got fired last year came from people who saw my LinkedIn profile.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:35 AM (kff5f)
Well, what's a Christmas or Easter without the MSM publishing crap about our religion. Like clockwork, it is. They must have been so thrilled the Indiana Outrage (tm) fell so close to Easter.
Oh, and happy Good Friday!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2015 09:35 AM (cXQJ2)
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How about in fat, ugly pervert pron? They could name the movie Pretty Shitty Bang Bang.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 03, 2015 09:36 AM (ee9LE)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 09:29 AM (iQIUe)
You're ill.
90's is just about perfect. 100 is good, 80 is good, but 90's are just about the sweet spot.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:36 AM (kff5f)
I used http://rezscore.com/ last year when I had to job hunt and found them very good for putting together a resume that'll get you a first look. I paid for the makeover at the time (half-way down the http://rezscore.com/order-now page) but it was only $40 for me.
Posted by: tunakermit at April 03, 2015 09:37 AM (c+DNH)
Posted by: Darles Chickens at April 03, 2015 09:37 AM (z4vvZ)
Which explains why the Federal Reserve can not raise interest rates while the economy continues to deflate under the burden of oppressive federal regulations.
The Fed papered over the depression that would have resulted from the 2008 banking collapse; bragged about doing so and claimed it as a success. Now the democratic economic policies burden the economy and raising interest rates would cause a technical recession which would not be an improvement.
Even world war in the middle east won't save the democrats this time.
Posted by: Arlie Cornstable at April 03, 2015 09:32 AM (THQF0)
Actually, the reason the Fed isn't raising interest rates yet (and won't until after the 2016 election) is Teh SCOAMT isn't done with his deficit spending yet. Can you imagine trying to finance $18T in debt if the $13T that is publicly-held were paying even the 4-5% interest the $5T in intragovernmental debt is paying, much less the 7+% it would be paying without the Fed's manipulation?
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 09:37 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: A dude in MI at April 03, 2015 09:37 AM (Dth0i)
I'm a little late VIA, but it sounds like Little VIA could take Ace's spot when he retires.
Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at April 03, 2015 09:37 AM (iVjJr)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:26 AM (kff5f)
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110, or 220......?
Posted by: fixerupper at April 03, 2015 09:37 AM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 09:29 AM (iQIUe)
April jobs number: Damn! That's going to kill me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 09:38 AM (3UGBQ)
And they celebrated not only LGBT but marriages in the entire alphabet of pervsion with pizza.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 03, 2015 09:38 AM (ee9LE)
Posted by: rickl at April 03, 2015 09:39 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 03, 2015 09:37 AM (NaV4z)
I must be missing something- I don't understand the question.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:39 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:39 AM (kff5f)
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circuits.... voltage.....
poor attempt at a shocking pun..... ohm my.....
Posted by: fixerupper at April 03, 2015 09:39 AM (NaV4z)
That and there is one happy Pizza Guy in IN, $514K and growing.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 03, 2015 09:40 AM (0FSuD)
What's the Paul Newman Easter movie that he bought all copies and destroyed?
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 09:20 AM (iQIUe)
The Silver Chalice
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2015 09:21 AM (3UGBQ)
Newman really hated that movie but he didn't buy all the copies and destroy them. You can still see it on TV occasionally and you can still get the DVD.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 09:40 AM (wlDny)
poor attempt at a shocking pun..... ohm my.....
Posted by: fixerupper at April 03, 2015 09:39 AM
It's the HQ. There will be bad puns. Resistance is futile.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 03, 2015 09:40 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 03, 2015 09:41 AM (ee9LE)
A friend has a photo of himself as a tot, holding the 10 commandments, crying, while being scolded by Cecil B. DeMille.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 09:41 AM (iQIUe)
Yes. Aaaaand, if you like Thai food and serve it it's "cultural appropriation."
White privilege = Global Warming, because there's nothing that can't be attributed to it nowadays.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2015 09:41 AM (cXQJ2)
Never saw the movie, though.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 09:41 AM (MMC8r)
https://www.treasurydirect.gov/govt/reports/ir/ir_expense.htm
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 09:42 AM (evdj2)
My pastor is so busy being the gardener that he doesn't have time to teach.
Something is wrong here.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 03, 2015 09:42 AM (V70Uh)
Ah. I see. We just got our wires crossed.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:42 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Count de Mr. Mom Monet at April 03, 2015 09:42 AM (JO9+V)
He is becoming quite the little Conservative Justice Warrior (CJW).
I just hope that he can stay within the boundaries of acceptable actions from a conservative standpoint.
For example...never lie to make a point.
Be aware that what you may consider a fun prank may cause someone to take physical action against you, etc.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 03, 2015 09:42 AM (/eHbj)
33 I posted a link yesterday that said 3/4 of all refugees allowed in the US were on some type of dole almost immediately.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny)
I may have mentioned before that as a brand new vice-consul in an Embassy, I was adjudicating an immigrant visa, which resulted in a denial. The visa seeker was being sponsored by family members who were on welfare, and according to our laws and regulations, we were not supposed to give visas to those individuals who did not have financial support independent of the government. I got a call from the congress critter representing that district these scumbags were leeching from, who wanted to know why I couldn't issue the visa. and then demanded I do it. I said that I would as long as he was okay with me taking out an ad in the local paper that stated he was okay with bringing in non-citizens for his citizen constituents to pay for. He hung up on me, and I never heard back from him. I did not issue the visa.
Today, I would probably be investigated, and someone else would issue the visa, for that poor fellow to help his poor family.
Posted by: Moki at April 03, 2015 09:42 AM (x303I)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 09:43 AM (St6BJ)
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Because to the people who like to scream bigotry about nearly everything, your decision wouldn't be merely a "business" decision or a matter for free individual choice. To them, it'd be a moral decision -- and one judged by their own flawed, fluid, and subjective morality, that brooks no dissent.
Posted by: Stu-22 at April 03, 2015 09:43 AM (vd4oB)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 09:44 AM (MMC8r)
u-6 of 10.9% is just pure bullshit.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 03, 2015 09:44 AM (V70Uh)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 03, 2015 09:44 AM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 09:44 AM (MMC8r)
Is there a recording of that? I'd love to hear an Expressive Reading of the whole thing.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:45 AM (kff5f)
Ace is an Ewok of many rants.
Which one in particular?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 03, 2015 09:45 AM (/eHbj)
The Ivory Soap Fat Lady is warming up! This soap opera is about to end.
"The BEA said in a statement that an initial reading of the flight data recorder shows that Andreas Lubitz used the automatic pilot mechanism to put the plane into a descent and then repeatedly adjusted it to increase the jet's speed as it crashed into the mountains March 24."
Okay Little Leaguers, let's look at the video tape from the first big press conference, the one where we were shown the flight path of the plane from altitude to impact.
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 03, 2015 09:45 AM (EMi53)
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The most important thing is you can be AC or DC a d there's nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 03, 2015 09:45 AM (ee9LE)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 09:45 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 03, 2015 09:46 AM (1hM1d)
Okay kids. Have to work. Don't let the bastards get you down.
Happy Easter, Ziessen Pesach and keep on keeping it IS-real.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2015 09:46 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 03, 2015 09:45 AM (ee9LE)
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watt ever....
Posted by: fixerupper at April 03, 2015 09:46 AM (NaV4z)
http://amzn.to/19Oz2UE
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 09:46 AM (wlDny)
Been there done that. "My constituent."
"Your constituent is a Chinese citizen."
Crickets.
And so it goes.
To my credit it did get around to the immigration law firms that you didn't want the guy window #3.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 09:46 AM (659DL)
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An Ace-rant in Dana's voice would be...kinda sexy. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Posted by: Stu-22 at April 03, 2015 09:47 AM (vd4oB)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 03, 2015 09:48 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 09:48 AM (659DL)
Yeah, now we're funding their airfare and resettlement costs. Seriously.
See DHS program for importing the families of last year's flood of "unaccompanied minors."
http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2015/04/ dhs-launches-family-reunification-refugee-program-for-central-americans/
Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2015 09:49 AM (cXQJ2)
Also, high speed rail and green jobs.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 09:49 AM (659DL)
Posted by: A dude in MI at April 03, 2015 09:49 AM (Dth0i)
How's this for a "family reunification" program: ship 'em back to Mom and Dad.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:50 AM (kff5f)
To my credit it did get around to the immigration law firms that you didn't want the guy window #3.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 09:46 AM (659DL)
Oh. My. Gosh. I was the "Bitch in window 3." I had the lowest adjustment rate of anyone in the consulate. My boss yelled at me, but I was personally proud! Are you still in?
Posted by: Moki at April 03, 2015 09:50 AM (x303I)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 09:50 AM (659DL)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 09:50 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 09:51 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 03, 2015 09:51 AM (q3ld8)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 03, 2015 09:51 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Duke Nooseman, Campus Democrats for ISIS at April 03, 2015 09:52 AM (m1YUT)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:52 AM (kff5f)
So who is ready for left over pizza for lunch? Come on. I made too much. Can't let good food go to waste.
Posted by: Arlie Cornstable at April 03, 2015 09:52 AM (THQF0)
u-6 of 10.9% is just pure bullshit.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 03, 2015 09:44 AM (V70Uh)
Actually, both are complete bullshit as the definition of "looking for work" has tightened significantly, and it appears the definition of "wanting work" has as well.
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 09:52 AM (cL79m)
These people need to speak to a pr person. It shd have been worded that catering a ghey wedding is tacit endorsement of ghey marriage which is against their Christian beliefs.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 09:52 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 09:52 AM (rDqRv)
These people need to speak to a pr person. It shd have been worded that catering a ghey wedding is tacit endorsement of ghey marriage which is against their Christian beliefs.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 09:52 AM (iQIUe)
Well at the risk of having everyone yell at me again, They should have kept their yaps shut since they HAVE NEVER CATERED ANY WEDDINGS EVER!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 09:54 AM (rDqRv)
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They might have said that.... but judging by the previous "headlines" that ignited this whole shitstorm...... odds say the above headline is a fucking lie.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 03, 2015 09:54 AM (NaV4z)
Then many prayers for you, Circa. I'll add you to my list of those needing divine intervention!
Speaking of, a blessed Good Friday to you all, a Blessed Passover to the members of the Tribe, and may God in His mercy, deliver us from the evil around us.
Posted by: Moki at April 03, 2015 09:54 AM (x303I)
That's what she said.
I can neither confirm nor deny.
That's what *he* said.
Ah, the old bi-lateral ego buster gambit, eh?
Posted by: Agent 86 at April 03, 2015 09:55 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 03, 2015 09:36 AM (ee9LE)
*********
I once thought of the title "Shitty shitty gang bang", but a quick search revealed it was taken. That's the depressing thing about search engines: the author of Ecclesiastes is right. There's nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 03, 2015 09:55 AM (3F6F8)
Fast and Furious opens this weekend. Also some movie about getting the Klint painting which was stolen by the nazis. Also the love triangle between Ruskin, Millais, and Effie. Ruskin wdnt boink his teen bride, so Millais stepped in.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 09:55 AM (iQIUe)
Also, high speed rail and green jobs.
and the middle class
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 03, 2015 09:50 AM (evdj2)
And H8ter Pizza, rich H8ter pizza. $518K. Go to $800K
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 03, 2015 09:55 AM (0FSuD)
Is there a recording of that? I'd love to hear an Expressive Reading of the whole thing.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:45 AM (kff5f)
Here is her audio archive. I have no idea where it is though.
http://tinyurl.com/pe869ss
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 03, 2015 09:56 AM (fWAjv)
Blessed Good Friday and Easter weekend to all.
Posted by: bossy barbara at April 03, 2015 09:56 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 09:54 AM (rDqRv)
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What they SHOULD have said was "What idiot orders pizza for any wedding".
Then point and laugh at the reporter and whisper "dumbass" under their breath..... on camera.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 03, 2015 09:56 AM (NaV4z)
It's like the only thing he actually does is fly somewhere and give a speech.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2015 09:56 AM (cXQJ2)
Consider yourself yelled at.
I place the responsibility for this on the Chris Hansen wannabes at LIVE ACTION FUION-POWERED GALACTIC DID WE SAY ACTION? 57 NEWS. SERVING SOUTH BEND WITH 60 POWERFUL WATTS OR IS IT VOLTS?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 09:56 AM (659DL)
No. They should have said what they said.
They shouldn't have to go through a PR person to say what they believe. If they believe it to be a sin to cater gay weddings, they should say that. "Against my Christian beliefs" is weasel words - passive formation crap.
I'm glad they're standing up for themselves.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 09:56 AM (kff5f)
again, They should have kept their yaps shut since they HAVE NEVER
CATERED ANY WEDDINGS EVER!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 09:54 AM (rDqRv)
I don't know, call me an idiot, ha ha $519K
Posted by: Mr O'Connor, Pizza Guy at April 03, 2015 09:57 AM (0FSuD)
armed forces, how would you prepare logistically and procurement-wise
for this 10 year window to Iran getting a nuke?
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IN the next 3 months: Sink an oil tanker or two in the Strait of Hormez at an Iranian port--put Yemen fingerprints on the job.
Iran doesn't have any friends in the ME, that's why they've always been into terrorism.
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 03, 2015 09:57 AM (ZvKdv)
Then point and laugh at the reporter and whisper "dumbass" under their breath..... on camera.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 03, 2015 09:56 AM (NaV4z)
Yup, that would have worked just fine
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 09:57 AM (rDqRv)
again, They should have kept their yaps shut since they HAVE NEVER
CATERED ANY WEDDINGS EVER!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 09:54 AM (rDqRv)
I don't know, call me an idiot, ha ha $519K
Posted by: Mr O'Connor, Pizza Guy at April 03, 2015 09:57 AM (0FSuD)
Yeah ok, I'll give ya that one. Well played
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 09:57 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Hunny Boo Boo at April 03, 2015 09:58 AM (/eHbj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 09:52 AM (rDqRv)
You have probably never heard it, but there is a song by The Replacements called "Tommy Gets His Tonsils Out." Every time you mention about being done with your patients I think of it. Here's a link, if you care to investigate:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=obDBouRD01Y
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 09:58 AM (TOk1P)
Well at the risk of having everyone yell at me again, They should have kept their yaps shut since they HAVE NEVER CATERED ANY WEDDINGS EVER!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 09:54 AM (rDqRv)
I will never ever cater a gay wedding.
*sets up GoFundMe
...waits for my 520k
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 03, 2015 09:58 AM (fWAjv)
Israel has to worry about Iran's troops amassing on their border right now, as well as ISIS.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2015 09:59 AM (cXQJ2)
So, president Roadtrip is in Utah today delivering remarks at Hill Air Force Base.
It's like the only thing he actually does is fly somewhere and give a speech.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2015 09:56 AM (cXQJ2)
It is actually a fundraising trip for the Democommies. The brief "remarks" are to make it legal for the government to pay for it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 09:59 AM (wlDny)
Oh, and happy Good Friday!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2015 09:35 AM (cXQJ2)
I thought the same exact thing. They've been running the usual array of "documentary" programs all insinuating that one part or another of the Scriptures is wrong or fabricated and "Was Jesus was really married to Mary Magdalene?" nonsense. I didn't notice any "new" or "shocking" BS contra-biblical archeological discovery (to be quickly retracted, as usual) this year. I'm guessing they're reveling too much in the Indiana mess to have bothered.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at April 03, 2015 09:59 AM (KkVB6)
Posted by: Mr O'Connor, Pizza Guy at April 03, 2015 09:59 AM (0FSuD)
I don't know, call me an idiot, ha ha $519K
Posted by: Mr O'Connor, Pizza Guy at April 03, 2015 09:57 AM (0FSuD)
That popping noise you here is secular progressive heads exploding.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 03, 2015 10:00 AM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 09:59 AM (wlDny)
FIFY
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 03, 2015 10:00 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 03, 2015 09:56 AM (NaV4z)
Why? They're not politicians. They're probably not very politically active. If they have to hide the truth, then they *still* don't have Religious Liberty.
Sure, she *could* have said, "Well that's a stupid question," and that wouldn't have been bad, but she was answering a question the way small-town people do: honestly.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 10:00 AM (kff5f)
But because they were obviously Christian business owners, the reporter wd have asked them anyway if they supported the law or not. The aim was to screw a Christian business come hell or high water. They cd never win. And I wish the scrunt who did this receives blow back.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 10:01 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2015 10:01 AM (WIUGG)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2015 09:59 AM (cXQJ2)
Yeah not really. A mass of troops is easy to deal with. It's the hidden missiles that are more worrisome
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 10:01 AM (rDqRv)
again, They should have kept their yaps shut since they HAVE NEVER
CATERED ANY WEDDINGS EVER!
Consider yourself yelled at.
I place the responsibility for this on the Chris Hansen wannabes at
LIVE ACTION FUION-POWERED GALACTIC DID WE SAY ACTION? 57 NEWS. SERVING
SOUTH BEND WITH 60 POWERFUL WATTS OR IS IT VOLTS?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2015 09:56 AM (659DL)
I am doing my level best to entirely ignore this stupid story, but my take is, any time you are approached by a tv reporter... ANY time, and I don't care what you just did or didn't do, you either say nothing and hold up both hands, flipping the bird, or you simply repeat one word over and over and over again until they stop filming. That word?
You know which one. Starts with an F and ends in uck.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 10:01 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 03, 2015 10:02 AM (iQIUe)
>>the best way to find a new job is through networking
This is true but you usually have to do a resume anyway.
But watch out for goofy things like computer scans of resumes for key words. Depends on what industry you are looking in...
Posted by: Lea at April 03, 2015 10:02 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: test at April 03, 2015 10:02 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 10:03 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: The School Master at April 03, 2015 10:03 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 10:03 AM (cL79m)
Try Ex-lax
Posted by: wrg500 at April 03, 2015 10:03 AM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 10:00 AM (kff5f)
Look I am glad they are Christians and hold well founded beliefs, but they are running a Business also. I have a business, and I am that shy about my political beliefs but I still self censor some in the interests of staying in business and feeding my family. Ya know the old saying "Don't go looking for trouble, it will find you anyway"? And yeah I get it a fucked up reporter was trying to cause trouble, but that does not mean you have to help the scrunt
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 10:04 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 10:04 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 10:03 AM (cL79m)
We want $1,000,000 in small, unmarked bills.
We will be back in contact with a drop location.
Posted by: Metamucil Liberation Front at April 03, 2015 10:04 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 03, 2015 10:03 AM (sgrzZ)
The problem is, I didn't eat Ben.
No homo.
Posted by: steveegg at April 03, 2015 10:05 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: Prunes at April 03, 2015 10:05 AM (/eHbj)
AllenG and his book - http://www.gofundme.com/mtglvo
Or mine - http://www.gofundme.com/aqxyps
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 03, 2015 10:05 AM (q3ld8)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atoms_for_Peace
"Atoms for Peace" was the title of a speech delivered by U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower to the UN General Assembly in New York City on December 8, 1953.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B8R-umE0s0
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 03, 2015 10:05 AM (EMi53)
Were I the pizza shop owner, I would have asked the reporter-nazi why my beliefs were being ingnored, in order to satisfy the beliefs of another group.
This is it in a nutshell - one group's beliefs must be recognized in law and action, and another group's beliefs, even though enshrined as a right in our founding documents, must be trampled.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 03, 2015 10:06 AM (2ePOO)
Plays golf.
Promotes the Muslim agenda.
Turns his back on our allies.
Badmouths Christians, patriots.
A race-bater
Violates the Constitution
There are more of course. This is enough to see that he is busy.
Posted by: OTB at April 03, 2015 10:06 AM (ShdUd)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 10:04 AM (wlDny)
We need a new game around here: guess the art thread pic.
Happy little trees, or satan's river.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 10:06 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 03, 2015 10:06 AM (sIhFA)
For many years, it was taught that Ruskin, the classics scholar, had only seen the nude female form as portrayed in Grecian sculpture and never realized that women have pubic hair. Supposedly, it was this revelation on their wedding night that disgusted Ruskin and caused him to reject Effie.
Of course, the story is nonsense; any classics scholar worth their salt would have known the Greeks didn't depilate (that was actually more of an Egyptian custom) and there are many female statues extant with pubic hair carved in.
It's now generally believed (and,so far as we know, might be just as much of a supposition) that Effie was having her period and it was the flow of blood that caused Ruskin's reaction.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 03, 2015 10:06 AM (zF6Iw)
We will be back in contact with a drop location.
Posted by: Metamucil Liberation Front at April 03, 2015 10:04 AM (kff5f)
Skip the bills, just give me the drop location
Posted by: GBU-27 at April 03, 2015 10:06 AM (cL79m)
Well, CNN ran an hour long special on Atheism last week, and also did a special on the gospel of Judas.
I swear they teach this sort of thing in J-school - run certain types of stories around certain dates, such as running an in-depth story on how sperm donors are connecting w/their offspring on Father's Day.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2015 10:06 AM (cXQJ2)
When I was laid off in '09 part of the severance was the use of a placement service which overhauled my resume that I hadn't updated in 10 years.
Resumes have changed and I hadn't realized just how much.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2015 10:06 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 10:07 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 10:04 AM (rDqRv)
When the reporter saw the crosses and the Easter decorations. They knew they were over the target. It wasn't going to go well for them no matter what they did. The reporter was going to spin it the way she wanted it to be.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 03, 2015 10:07 AM (sgrzZ)
That seems pretty universal in that kids over 4-5 are ok with it but under then "kill it with fire!". And never any problem with Santa either. Just giant anthropomorphized animals. I think that's because we're more sensitive to "uncanny valley" type situations when we're younger and become less sensitive over time.
I still hate clowns though.
Posted by: bananaDream at April 03, 2015 10:07 AM (FpfbO)
I'm guessing trees again today. We've had boats and interiors they last few days.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2015 10:07 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2015 10:07 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Popular Front for the Liberation of Metamucil at April 03, 2015 10:08 AM (h4vJk)
Ditters.
Couldn't stand them as a kid, can only barely tolerate them now.
*Apologies to any professional clowns among the group*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2015 10:09 AM (LA7Cm)
I expect, absent the death threats (really? Death threats???) this would have had zero negative effects on their business.
And, unless they're pretty plugged in it's easy to imagine that they wouldn't even *think* about death threats.
One should not have to worry about death threats for expressing a sincerely held Religious belief.
It is one thing to realize you're a business and moderate your language according to your clientele , but it's something else to have to self-censor because people who have never heard of you might issue death threats.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 10:09 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 03, 2015 10:09 AM (q3ld8)
Click bait on Brietbart? OMG! "Refugee" is a legal description. Legal, as in documented. Spanish is overwhelmingly more prevalent in the greater non-citizen population.
Posted by: Never Trust Stats at April 03, 2015 10:09 AM (bUmSq)
Splitters!!!11!!
Posted by: Popular Front for the Liberation of Metamucil at April 03, 2015 10:08 AM (h4vJk)
I love the smell of natural fiber in the morning. It smells like...a latrine.
Posted by: Lt. Col. Gorekill at April 03, 2015 10:10 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 03, 2015 10:10 AM (cIoI4)
The sputtering U.S. economy created just 126,000 jobs in March as bad
weather, weak consumer spending and flailing corporate profits resulted
in the worst report since December 2013.
Economists expected nonfarm payrolls to rise 245,000 in March.
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I guess "unexpectedly" got laid off too? Or took a leave of absence?
The US must have been a tropical paradise in 1986 what with Reagan creating 2.1 MILLION jobs that year.
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 03, 2015 10:10 AM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2015 10:11 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Lt. Col. Gorekill at April 03, 2015 10:10 AM
And victory. And burning diesel. But mostly burning diesel.
Posted by: Popular Front for the Liberation of Metamucil at April 03, 2015 10:11 AM (h4vJk)
Heh, the same thing happened with my son (as a 4 year old)and a trip to the firestation. My sister had gotten her firefighter friend to give us a complete tour including a sit in a fire truck. He wouldn't get in it.
The next year he became obsessed with ambulances and you couldn't keep him out of them when we went to various ambulance firefighting related events - tried the siren and light, got strapped into the gurney and backboard, the whole shebang.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2015 10:11 AM (cXQJ2)
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 03, 2015 10:12 AM (EMi53)
I'm guessing trees again today. We've had boats and interiors they last few days.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2015 10:07 AM (LA7Cm)
Hmmm, maybe poorly drawn adobe houses?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 10:12 AM (TOk1P)
>>I never choose to keep my mouth shut if I'm asked about my Christian beliefs. To do so is a form of denial in my opinion.
Peter denied Jesus three times...
I'm all for telling reporters off, but if you have to hide your beliefs to live in society we have a problem.
Posted by: Lea at April 03, 2015 10:12 AM (lIU4e)
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But Esposito picks up the rebound and scores!
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2015 10:14 AM (g1DWB)
LOL
Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2015 10:15 AM (2Ojst)
Going by what my husband receives, apparently it is now standard to insert as much gobblygoop as possible without ever mentioning the company nor position you are applying for.
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Posted by: Democrats at April 03, 2015 10:15 AM (cXQJ2)
AllenG and his book - http://www.gofundme.com/mtglvo
Or mine - http://www.gofundme.com/aqxyps
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 03, 2015 10:05 AM (q3ld
Does that really work? Perhaps I'd be more inclined to write if I had a metaphorical gun to my head.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 03, 2015 10:16 AM (zF6Iw)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 03, 2015 10:16 AM (wlDny)
I blame Austin for that one.
At GameStop (while I was there) there were a ton of resumes which were rejected simply because they were like 5 pages long.
Keep it to 1 page. Two *only* if absolutely necessary.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 03, 2015 10:16 AM (kff5f)
Yeah not me. Israel has changed plenty in the 40 years I have been going there. Relative prosperity and a growing comfort changes peoples and cultures
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2015 10:17 AM (rDqRv)
asked about my Christian beliefs. To do so is a form of denial in my
opinion.
Peter denied Jesus three times...
I'm all for telling reporters off, but if you have to hide your beliefs to live in society we have a problem.
Posted by: Lea at April 03, 2015 10:12 AM (lIU4e)
You are correct. We do indeed have a problem.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2015 10:17 AM (TOk1P)
Don't forget to spay and neuter your pets as you head to the art thread.
Posted by: Zombie Bob Barker at April 03, 2015 10:18 AM (cL79m)
The secular progressives are perfectly capable of funding Gofundme to an amount far exceeding that garnered for Memories Pizza.
Unfortunately, it would be with money stolen or misappropriated from government. That's the way they roll. What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 03, 2015 10:18 AM (P330y)
Posted by: Mr Kobeyashi at April 03, 2015 10:18 AM (2/oBD)
The Iranian people did not fold the line of Imam Khomeini and the revolution and the Imam has triumphed against his enemies and the enemies of the revolution.
... all that's missing is "DEATH TO AMERICA" and a reference to the "Great Satan"
Posted by: Die Fledermaus at April 03, 2015 10:19 AM (e8kgV)
until after the 2016 election) is Teh SCOAMT isn't done with his
deficit spending yet. Can you imagine trying to finance $18T in debt if
the $13T that is publicly-held were paying even the 4-5% interest the
$5T in intragovernmental debt is paying, much less the 7+% it would be
paying without the Fed's manipulation?
=======
That's the Math talking that we all keep referring to--why it's _already_ burning.
See, I'm old enough to remember 5% CD's at the bank. For years now, you're damned lucky to find a special offer 1% CD. Most are still .5% or less.
At a 5% T-bill, near as I can tell, 90-100% of revenue will go just to pay the interest payments.
I think we've even passed the point (or soon will) where we could have inflated our way out of this. (That is, a less than 50% inflation rate.)
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Suck it, H8rz........
Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at April 03, 2015 10:32 AM (sCHw2)
As a Christian allow me to say: Thank you for the nice and kind wishes. They are appreciated these days.
And to you: Happy Passover! I hope you have a great Seder.
Posted by: RobM1981 at April 03, 2015 10:37 AM (zurJC)
I wouldn't be called a solid "Christian" exactly, but putting the Pope between man and God is a problem. Especially with the pope promoting AGW and social justice.
Peter wanted to be leader on earth, JC scoffed said he was but a pebble, and Peter would deny him before the cock crowed. The old testament "prophesies" the stone rejected by the builders, the same is made head of the corner (JC the petra). It's JC that was rejected by men, including Peter denying him. JC said where he goes, Peter could not come.
Fortunately Catholics now let men read the Bible on their own and Americans tend toward thinking on their own (e.g. birth control). But for much of the world the Pope's message tends a little toward Marxism, which is a concern. Government and religion need to be decentralized.
So at Easter of all times, for Hasselbeck to claim "The Church" (meaning Catholicism is the one true Christian church) is built on "Pope Peter" is a little too much. Peter is the grain of sand blown about with every wind of doctrine, denying JC thrice before he'd died. The "head of the corner" as prophesied in the OT has to be JC, not impetuous Peter. The Pope does not speak "ex cathedra", and is certainly not infallible.
We've come a long way baby lol.
Happy Easter
Posted by: Illiniwek at April 03, 2015 10:43 AM (QGjci)
It was four years ago that I got the job that I got after being laid off. I'd announced the layoff here, but I never announced my return to work. Until now. Better late than never, I guess.
With respect to resumes, I don't know the sorts of things you do. I do technology, so much of my advice won't be relevant. I hope you can use some of it.
My first bit of advice is to basically ignore all advice. My opinion is that nobody knows anything about getting hired. Do what seems right and hope for the best.
What I did was I created a document that had ALL of my work experience in it. I try to keep it up to date, even. Then, when a job possibility was offered, I'd go through and perhaps add some keywords but mostly I'd remove experience that wasn't relevant.
I added keywords because most technical jobs are run through a keyword sieve. If it says "scripting languages" and you put "Python" the match fails and, even though Python is a scripting language you don't get called for an interview. Note that I'm not claiming stuff I don't have, I'm just making sure that my description of my experience matches what they're looking for.
I remove irrelevant experience because I've learned that if I put both system administration and programming experience on my resume, the guys looking for programmers will focus on my admin experience and use it to reject me while the guys with admin jobs will focus on my programming experience and use it to reject me. My goal is to not give them a reason to reject me, so I highlight what they're looking for and put the other stuff off somewhere so it's deemphasized.
That's all I got.
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