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- Netflix Announces That It Has Bought The Rights To Firefly From Fox Studios
- Obama Plans Executive Action On UN Climate Rules
- Hillary Clinton's Approval Ratings Have Fallen And Can't Get Up
- Gay Marriage Isn't About Justice, It's About Selma Envy
- The End Of Tolerance And Enforced Morality
- Ed Schultz Embarrasses Himself
- The Left Wages Total War, Then Plays The Victim
- Evaluating The Pan-Arab Joint Army
- HBO's Scientology Expose Is The Highest Rated Documentary Premier In A Decade
- IRS Ignoring 60% Of Taxpayer Calls
- Dear America: Stop Pretending To Be Offended By Everything
- Apple Watch, What Is It Good For?
- Obama Must Not Complete This Disastrous Deal With Iran
- World's Oldest Person, Born In 1898, Died Yesterday
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: HH at April 01, 2015 09:17 AM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: rickl at April 01, 2015 09:18 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 09:18 AM (TLTHv)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 09:18 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 01, 2015 09:18 AM (P330y)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 09:19 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Michael Haz at April 01, 2015 09:19 AM (APCKW)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 01, 2015 09:20 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 01, 2015 09:20 AM (YQ4mh)
Posted by: HH at April 01, 2015 09:20 AM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2015 09:20 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Roy at April 01, 2015 09:20 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 09:21 AM (TLTHv)
Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at April 01, 2015 09:21 AM (LISuA)
The democrat party line is that we need a new set of Jim Crow laws, applied to people of faith.
Funny how the same party that created slavery, separate but equal, and the original Jim Crow laws still have the same principles, just different targets.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 01, 2015 09:22 AM (eoeps)
I had to restart iPad because I posted in last thread & nothing happened.,
Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2015 09:22 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Roy at April 01, 2015 09:22 AM (VndSC)
http://bit.ly/1ETd7Ha
Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at April 01, 2015 09:23 AM (LISuA)
I'm so glad this mental heavy weight has let us know her well informed opinion on this and that the MFM has dutifully reported it. Legions of LIVs of course, will use this as their only source of information on this
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2015 09:23 AM (3UGBQ)
/weeps uncontrollably
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 01, 2015 09:20 AM (DT3rQ)
It shall be done Brother. It shall be done.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2015 09:23 AM (6fyGz)
Just like the muslims. No wonder they love them so much.
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2015 09:23 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2015 09:24 AM (sj3Ax)
During the time preceding Chelsea's birth, I was not dorking Hillary and therefore, Chelsea is not my child.
Posted by: Webb Hubbell at April 01, 2015 09:25 AM (P330y)
Here it is again over at RedState
These bills are an "own goal" for the homosexual lobby and their dishonest and vicious smears about these laws and the people connected with them will come back to haunt them. What the protests do is give away the game. The homosexual lobby is not interested in tolerance. They are not even interested in acceptance. They have had both for decades. What they are after is celebration and the eradication of Christian (or any other religion's) moral theology from public discussion. They are focused on driving religion into as space confined to a single building for a hour or so each week.
interesting... chuckle worthy
excerpt from redstate's Arkansas passes a state RFRA story
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 09:25 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2015 09:25 AM (KETbL)
Posted by: alexthechick - Scariest. Evah. at April 01, 2015 09:25 AM (mf5HN)
Remembered it was April Fools a second too late.
Yooooou sonofabitch.
Posted by: SombraStewart at April 01, 2015 09:25 AM (y9wxf)
Posted by: alexthechick - Scariest. Evah. at April 01, 2015 09:26 AM (mf5HN)
Known as Fast Radio Bursts (FRBs), just 10 have been discovered
Now a new study has found that all 10 bursts' dispersion measures are multiples of a single number: 187.5
Scientist discover the 187.5 bursts are a language discovered 4000 years ago and the bursts of frequency is speaking to us ;
Translation; 'You people suck down there, knock it off'
Posted by: comrade willow at April 01, 2015 09:26 AM (nqBYe)
Every chance I get.
Ben Shapiro
How to Debate Leftists and Destroy them: 11 Rules for winning and argument
...
Rule#10: Let the other side have meaningless victories. That means cede them a meaningless point to soften them up and show that you are not a right a winger.
http://bit.ly/1xyytcP
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 09:26 AM (IXrOn)
She looked a lot like you until Chelsea had plastic surgery.
Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2015 09:27 AM (sj3Ax)
they found witnesses and other proof (cell phone video?) that there was no rape, that any sexual conduct was consensual
they have already been kicked out of school. Any google search will reveal the accusations falsely made against them
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 09:27 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 01, 2015 09:27 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Feh at April 01, 2015 09:27 AM (HJcwu)
Posted by: uAce at April 01, 2015 09:27 AM (+hB3s)
Posted by: DaveA at April 01, 2015 09:28 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 01, 2015 09:28 AM (kff5f)
13 SO....new season of Firefly then?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 09:21 AM (TLTHv)
Yesssssss, my precioussss. (Featuring the new fat, weepy , oh so sensitve Nathan Filion).
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2015 09:28 AM (5+mPY)
Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at April 01, 2015 09:28 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 01, 2015 09:28 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 01, 2015 09:29 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 09:29 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 09:29 AM (zOTsN)
"
Was this the case where they had video of the blacked out girl being drug into a dorm room?
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2015 09:29 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: comrade willow at April 01, 2015 09:29 AM (nqBYe)
Okawa had been eating well until losing her appetite 10 days ago, enjoying her daily cup of coffee and her favourite dishes such as ramen, Okada said.
rip
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 09:29 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 01, 2015 09:29 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2015 09:30 AM (KETbL)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 09:30 AM (zOTsN)
With a unanimous vote, the Joint Chiefs of Staff have selected Ace of Spades, the Smart Military Blog, as advisers to senior military staff worldwide.
Posted by: The Pentagon at April 01, 2015 09:30 AM (P330y)
In other words, a perfect April Fool's prank.
April Fool's pranks are supposed to be funny to the pranked, it's for the pranker.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2015 09:30 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 01, 2015 09:30 AM (kff5f)
Hmm. Heap Big Anus in heap big trouble.
Posted by: Indian discriminator at April 01, 2015 09:30 AM (2Ojst)
Sadly, no.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 09:31 AM (TLTHv)
http://bit.ly/1J9O2cS
Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at April 01, 2015 09:31 AM (LISuA)
its april fools day
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 09:30 AM (zOTsN)
April Fool's jokes should be funny, not insufferably cruel. You're a vicious bastard, Ben, a vicious bastard!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 09:31 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 01, 2015 09:31 AM (DT3rQ)
sigh, so ace will still post movie reviews but comments will no longer be allowed?
Posted by: comrade willow at April 01, 2015 09:32 AM (nqBYe)
How? They killed off Wash.
Mal has porked up. Totally unbelievable now.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 09:32 AM (1OvE7)
=================
ooops!
'Indiana'
Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at April 01, 2015 09:33 AM (LISuA)
with a shot of sumthin- sumthin. Because it is probably going to be one of those days.
Posted by: comrade willow at April 01, 2015 09:33 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2015 09:33 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Insomniac
Cut him!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 09:33 AM (1OvE7)
Mal has porked up. Totally unbelievable now.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 09:32 AM (1OvE7)
It can be done. In his natural state, Chris Pratt is kind of a tub, but he got pretty buff for GotG.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 09:34 AM (2Ojst)
Big upturn in Global Ace this year,
He says this like it's a good thing.
Could be an April Fools Joke, I suppose.
But, Bastardi is basically One Of Us. -at-BigJoeBastardi if you care to follow, or weather bell.com if you've got the cash. His Saturday weather updates are always amusing, if nearly incomprehensible.
Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2015 09:34 AM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: by Posted at April 01, 2015 09:35 AM (0xN9u)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 01, 2015 09:35 AM (evdj2)
Steinway's New Piano Can Play a Perfect Concerto by Itself
http://wrd.cm/1xX8vAf
steep in price, of course
When you buy a Spirio---not you, necessarily; they run upwards of $110,000---it comes with an iPad loaded with a Spotify-like app. This app communicates with the piano via Bluetooth, prompting the piano to play any one of the 1,700 songs recorded specifically for the instrument. New songs will sync every week. By itself, an iPad-controlled piano is nifty, if not exactly a technological marvel. What makes Spirio different is that it can play songs with an unprecedented level of accuracy and nuance.
Wired.com
not a joke
http://bit.ly/1aiFFjk (steinway.com)
love it
smart
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 09:35 AM (IXrOn)
and the grand jury would not indict. None of the five have a criminal record
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 09:35 AM (zOTsN)
I have conclusive evidence that the vaccines I was forced to receive at age five made me a homosexual.
Posted by: Elton John at April 01, 2015 09:35 AM (P330y)
http://tws.io/1xB8yz6
Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at April 01, 2015 09:35 AM (LISuA)
How? They killed off Wash.
Mal has porked up. Totally unbelievable now.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 09:32 AM (1OvE7)
Yeah.... Stana Katic as the courtesan, Susan Sullivan as the ship's harridan, and that pudgy dough-faced girl as River? TNT would give that a go, sadly.
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2015 09:35 AM (5+mPY)
Posted by: by Posted at April 01, 2015 09:35 AM (0xN9u)
Like Ike loved Tina.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 09:35 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2015 09:34 AM (h6Mpm)
The Saturday Bastardi Update is free, btw.
Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2015 09:35 AM (h6Mpm)
California revenue bill 287678.
Posted by: comrade willow at April 01, 2015 09:36 AM (nqBYe)
I didn't get an email? April Fools Joke??
Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2015 09:36 AM (sj3Ax)
and the grand jury would not indict. None of the five have a criminal record
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 09:35 AM (zOTsN)
To what are you referring?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 09:37 AM (2Ojst)
No. It's about power and control. They mimic the Civil Rights Movement (all of it- they just don't admit to mimicking some of the darker parts) because it is an effective means to assert control over a generally moral people.
It would not have worked in Germany circa 1939. It would not have worked in Soviet Russia. It would not work today in any number of places. Because those are not "a generally moral people."
It does work in America because we are: at the same time they are trying to call Christians evil and bigoted; at the same time they are calling us backwards and saying we want "a new Jim Crow," it is only the fact that the Judeo-Christian tradition is so deeply seeded in this nation that allows them to do so.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 01, 2015 09:37 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 09:38 AM (zOTsN)
http://thebea.st/1IJfoHv
Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at April 01, 2015 09:38 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2015 09:36 AM (sj3Ax)
(whispers yes)
Posted by: comrade willow at April 01, 2015 09:38 AM (nqBYe)
Perfect April Fool's joke. Well played.
/heartbreak
Posted by: Rory Vincent at April 01, 2015 09:39 AM (Tc9bP)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 01, 2015 09:37 AM (kff5f)
And what they're advocating is essentially a new Jim Crow against Christians.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 09:39 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: World's Second Oldest Person at April 01, 2015 09:40 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: by Posted by at by at April 01, 2015 09:40 AM (0xN9u)
Posted by: World's Third Oldest Person at April 01, 2015 09:41 AM (evdj2)
there was a sensational allegation of gang rape at William Patterson College last fall in northern New Jersey. Five black freshman were immediately arrested, jailed and kicked out of college
Grand Jury no billed. Said clearly it was not rape. Witnesses came forward to corraborate the version of events told by the defendents.
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 09:41 AM (zOTsN)
"
So Pastor Saeed will be released then? I'm not holding my breath.
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2015 09:41 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 09:38 AM (zOTsN)
UC Irvine may be ground-zero for Jew hate in America.
Amazing, isn't it? I guess the Holocaust wasn't enough for the world.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2015 09:41 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Browncoat at April 01, 2015 09:41 AM (xsOGI)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 09:41 AM (k8xvx)
****
Woo Hoo!
Posted by: World's Second Oldest Person at April 01, 2015 09:40 AM (
Hehehe.
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2015 09:41 AM (5+mPY)
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2015 09:42 AM (MYCIw)
Exactly.
Though, if history is any guide, they won't like that either. Christianity tends to spread when it's repressed to heavily. We've become complacent about it here in the States, because the US has traditionally been a Christian nation. If they take that away, I don't think they realize what they'll be unleashing.
The Civil Rights Movement worked because the US was a generally moral nation. It also worked because it's most iconic advocates were *also* Christian, and suffered legal consequences with dignity.
It's very hard to say a man shouldn't be able to eat at a lunch counter when that man is quite willing to be set upon by dogs and do time in jail- largely without complaint- to assert his Right to do so.
I don't see any of the Gaystapo being set upon by dogs, beaten, or sent to prison.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 01, 2015 09:43 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 09:43 AM (1OvE7)
@25
Yep, Whedon would've screwed it up on his own. Nothing new there.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 09:41 AM (k8xvx
I give you Buffy, and Dollhouse as evidence, yer honor.
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2015 09:44 AM (5+mPY)
Rights to Firefly? Why?
I did see an article on how Larurence Fishbourne's 80 yr old mother faces eviction and he wont help her. Larry is married to Gina Torres who was in Firefly. The comments to the story were horrendous. The woman is not living the high life. People kept saying she shd learn to manage her money. She's freaking 80 yrs old! Give her a break! The cruelty exhibited in the comments was terrible.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 01, 2015 09:44 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Arnold Hitler at April 01, 2015 09:44 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2015 09:44 AM (2cS/G)
***
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Posted by: Harumphey Bogart at April 01, 2015 09:45 AM (NeFrd)
Dollhouse was creepy. It was glammed up prostitution.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 01, 2015 09:45 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 09:41 AM (zOTsN)
So...what actually happened? A consensual gangbang that she later regretted?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 09:45 AM (2Ojst)
either way
gross
it happened at about 1:30 in the afternoon on a snow day. Most students do not live on campus but these ones did
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 09:45 AM (zOTsN)
11-Year-Old Girl Suspended After Recording Teacher's Inappropriate Behavior!
http://madworldnews.com/suspended-recording-teacher/
video at link
The incident, which occurred inside a fifth grade classroom in Fort Pierce, Florida, caught the teacher being mean to another student. In the video captured by Brianna, the teacher's remarks to another student are clearly heard.
"Don't let size fool you. I will drop you ... You Don't know me, that's all I'm saying. So, don't give me no look."
The teacher went on to further belittle the student in front of the class.
"You're the biggest kid in the 5th grade and you're acting like the smallest one ... I wonder what your mom looks like."
St. Lucie County School District released the following statement:
"The staff at Sam Gaines Academy investigated the incident involving unprofessional behavior by the teacher and took swift, appropriate action. The teacher was dismissed and no longer works for the school system."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 09:45 AM (IXrOn)
@93
Yeah that is sad that it needs to be said.Young menthese daysare aware that almost nothing in porn is really real, right? That drugs and painkillers play a fairly large role in the functioning of the industry? No? Well, we're f**ked as a culture, then.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 09:45 AM (k8xvx)
Alternative title: BenK taunts happy fun ball, tempts fate.
I knew it had to be false, yet clicked in hope anyway. Well played, sir.
Posted by: LizLem at April 01, 2015 09:45 AM (jzdPq)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2015 09:46 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 09:46 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2015 09:46 AM (KETbL)
Dollhouse was creepy. It was glammed up prostitution.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 01, 2015 09:45 AM (iQIUe)
I found the concept interesting. Also, that wasn't the endgame.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 09:46 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2015 09:44 AM (5+mPY)
Is that evidence contra "Whedon would screw it up?" Because... that's how it should be taken.
Buffy is still awesome pushing 20 years later. Dollhouse was remarkable while it lasted.
Actually, it was what Fox did to Firefly that made Whedon purposely tank some shows (like Dollhouse, and... another one I don't remember the name of- also with Eliza Dushku) because he was so mad at them.
Which, as a fan, sucks.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 01, 2015 09:47 AM (kff5f)
Yeah, knowing Iran and Obama this means that they'll be executed and Obama will only find out the next day when he hears about it from MSNBC,
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 09:47 AM (TLTHv)
Posted by: physics geek at April 01, 2015 09:47 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: mrp at April 01, 2015 09:47 AM (JBggj)
i think she discovered she was the talk of the campus and then reported
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 09:48 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: mrp at April 01, 2015 09:47 AM (JBggj)
Maybe not for streaming, but I'm sure it's available on DVD.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 09:48 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 09:48 AM (TLTHv)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 09:48 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2015 09:48 AM (2cS/G)
i think she discovered she was the talk of the campus and then reported
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 09:48 AM (zOTsN)
Figures.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 09:48 AM (2Ojst)
I just need to get the rest of my immediate family and today will be a total success.
Posted by: Ben at April 01, 2015 09:49 AM (LpnAb)
Considering what this world has turned into, they probably wished they had died years ago.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2015 09:49 AM (zF6Iw)
Yeah, heresy, I know.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 09:48 AM (MMC8r)
We had a cancellation, so we can fit you in for your burning at 2:00 this afternoon.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 09:49 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 01, 2015 09:45 AM (iQIUe)
It was glammed up sex-slavery. Thus the whole point of the show being one of the Dolls waking up, realizing how bad it all was, and trying to take down the corporation behind it.
It was deeply disturbing on several levels- but very, very well done.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 01, 2015 09:49 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: mrp at April 01, 2015 09:47 AM (JBggj)
Yes. George Lucas actually bought the movie. Supposedly he will be re-releasing it with additional scenes and CGI.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2015 09:49 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: comrade willow at April 01, 2015 09:50 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2015 09:49 AM (Zu3d9)
Please tell me that's an April Fool's joke. It's bad enough he f*cked up his own franchise.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 09:50 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 09:50 AM (zOTsN)
Nathan Fillion needs to lose weight. His extra weight has aged him terribly.
Alan Tudyk's guest spot on Justified was great.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 01, 2015 09:50 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
me'sa veeeerry happy by this a news!
Posted by: Jar Jar is back baby at April 01, 2015 09:51 AM (Spluw)
It's like Ben never heard of the Soviet Union.
Look, the reason these chucklehead socialists are winning is because too many newbies on the scene, like the aforementioned Ben, insist on playing Charlie Brown to their Lucy.
Bringing words... too many words, to a gun fight. The left is out to take away your freedom. And you feel the need to post a "hey, that's not fair!" column?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2015 09:51 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 01, 2015 09:51 AM (kff5f)
Mal headshots JarJar every episode.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 01, 2015 09:51 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 09:51 AM (k8xvx)
If I didnt like gay marriage, I didnt have to get married to a guy - they said
but now I'm required to DJ their wedding ?
Posted by: McCool at April 01, 2015 09:51 AM (TQxRy)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2015 09:49 AM (Zu3d9)
That's a pretty nasty April Fool's joke. Stop it.
Posted by: physics geek at April 01, 2015 09:51 AM (MT22W)
Gah, that is sad to hear. Fishbourne and Torres play husband and wife roles in Hannibal, are excellent. So it's not like he isn't working...must be a deeper story there, maybe.
Posted by: LizLem at April 01, 2015 09:51 AM (jzdPq)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S WEARING A SUIT!
Posted by: Ben Rothelisburger at April 01, 2015 09:51 AM (zF6Iw)
Breitbart includes bathroom photos and floor plans to disprove Reid's exercise band story.
lol
http://bit.ly/1EZTr1D
WHY HARRY REID'S HOME EXERCISE ACCIDENT STORY DOES NOT ADD UP
too funny
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 09:52 AM (IXrOn)
Negotiators have a tentative agreement on the rough outline of a possible public statement on the progress they have made so far that would also highlight areas of disagreement, diplomats close to the talks said.
at @ha
hahahaha
Posted by: comrade willow at April 01, 2015 09:52 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Datsa sucks ass boss.
Posted by: Jar Jar is back baby at April 01, 2015 09:52 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Arnold Hitler at April 01, 2015 09:44 AM
Depends how well you tickle the ivories, I guess.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2015 09:52 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2015 09:52 AM (wlDny)
George Lucas' Firefly, now with 400% more wooden acting, ham dialogue, and badly done pathos.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 09:52 AM (k8xvx)
Yes, he does.
But he also can, if he will.
At this point, I think any new FireFly would have to be a reboot with a new cast, simply because *everyone* has aged... what? 10 Years?
And they killed Wash.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 01, 2015 09:52 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower
We
Posted by: Insomniac
Get him!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 09:53 AM (1OvE7)
It still pisses me off the way they are treating this death of Arthur Getty. He was found dead with a large amt of rectal bleeding. A number of life threatening medical conditions could cause that. To release that info so the papers could make a joke of it is revolding.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 01, 2015 09:53 AM (iQIUe)
expectations and the lowest since January 2014, a report by a payrolls
processor showed on Wednesday.
But hey let's ignore how shitty the economy is and the Iran deal and just let's focus on Indiana
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2015 09:53 AM (3UGBQ)
http://www.reverendfun.com
Did I ever mention that my father had a idea for an April's Fools Joke? He pretended he had a gun in his pocket and he went to our door and said "Stick 'em up." Problem was-It was the wrong apartment building. The only reason nobody called the police was probably because he had a five year old with him. It's not in a very good section of the state of NJ now. Today he might have been shot.
Don't do stupid practical jokes. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2015 09:53 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Methos at April 01, 2015 09:54 AM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 01, 2015 09:54 AM (sIhFA)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 09:54 AM (k8xvx)
And they killed Wash.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 01, 2015 09:52 AM (kff5f)
Morena and Jewel still look fabulous, but Wash and Shepherd being dead puts a bit of a damper on things.
Posted by: physics geek at April 01, 2015 09:54 AM (MT22W)
Which, as a fan, sucks.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 01, 2015 09:47 AM (kff5f)
I didn't do a good job with my irony or whatever, plead lack of coffee. Buffy and Dollhouse are excellent, Dollhouse in particular. The story of Dollhouse was fascinating, and some episodes were very moving, to me anyway. The complaints I have with the series are not with Whedon, but with Network mischief.
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2015 09:55 AM (5+mPY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2015 09:53 AM (DXzRD)
Er, yeah. Like those YouTube idiots who go into the hood and steal people's phones, ask if they want to buy a gun, etc.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 09:55 AM (2Ojst)
Cruzinator I thinks thats a good policy. Like Highlander, there can only be one
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 09:55 AM (zOTsN)
They prosecuted a woman who induced an abortion at 25 weeks and then killed her child who was born alive.
But you know, ANTI WOMAN CRAZY!!!11!
So, yeah. Expect to her that for the next week or so.
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2015 09:55 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 01, 2015 09:54 AM (sIhFA)
Under the new definitions, that makes you a homophobe.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 09:56 AM (2Ojst)
They do. And Summer Glau is still teh hawt. But she's a 10 year older teh hawt, and I'm not sure she could bring the innocence that River had back at this point.
So... yeah. Probably another 10 years, at least, before new FireFly, and probably not even then.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 01, 2015 09:56 AM (kff5f)
#1 is an April Fools Day joke, right?
Although Adam is apparently persona non grata for a bunch of people because politics...
Posted by: Lea at April 01, 2015 09:56 AM (lIU4e)
I cant think of what it could be. He's worth 20-30 million and Torres is also making good money. Help the old lady with her rent.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 01, 2015 09:57 AM (iQIUe)
He's MSNBC's carny geek, biting the heads off chickens.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 09:57 AM (MMC8r)
She wouldn't necessarily need it, since she was basically "cured" after the crew went to Miranda and she was able to resolve all the other peoples' thoughts that were embedded in her mind.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 09:57 AM (2Ojst)
Which is, you know, complete bullshit, but it won't stop them from saying it.
Also, funny they suddenly care about women who have miscarriages. They were never there for my three.
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2015 09:57 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2015 09:57 AM (2cS/G)
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.Well they are and it is happening all over the place but the government is covering it up. The NYT told me so.
Posted by: Typical Liberal at April 01, 2015 09:57 AM (4oSLk)
Posted by: alexthechick - Scariest. Evah. at April 01, 2015 09:25 AM (mf5HN)
---------------
Oh, you're going to burn in avery special level of hell.A level that they reserve for child molesters and people who talkat the theater.
Posted by: Shepherd Book at April 01, 2015 09:58 AM (6n332)
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2015 09:57 AM (MYCIw)
{{{Lauren}}}
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 09:58 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: mrp at April 01, 2015 09:58 AM (JBggj)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 01, 2015 09:59 AM (YQ4mh)
And millions of us win starved Mets fans bought it hook, line and sinker.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2015 09:59 AM (g1DWB)
plead lack of coffee. Buffy and Dollhouse are excellent, Dollhouse in
particular. The story of Dollhouse was fascinating, and some episodes
were very moving, to me anyway. The complaints I have with the series
are not with Whedon, but with Network mischief.
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2015 09:55 AM (5+mPY)
Network television is designed to suck. If Dollhouse were made today, it would be on FX, it would run for as long as it wanted, and it would have been great.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2015 09:59 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 09:59 AM (MMC8r)
I seriously think thats why the media immdiately ignored the NSA gate crashers. They were two tranny prostitutes who had just robbed a john and stole his car. Which has nothing to do with Indiana but does not advance the narrative.
Actually heard John Fugelsang say yesterday that Bruce Jenner is a hero for trying to make a tv show about his transition. A hero. No, no I dont think so.
All trannies are victims and heroes. Thus says the dogma
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 10:00 AM (zOTsN)
On a nightly basis.
Even by MSNBC's rock-bottom standards, Fat Ed is the pits.
Completely unwatchable. At least Sharpton vs. his Teleprompter is (unintentionally) hilarious. Fat Ed has nothing going for him.
Even Lefties can't stand him, hence his ratings, which, again, are rock bottom even by MSNBC's lower-than-low standards.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 01, 2015 10:00 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 01, 2015 10:01 AM (L2xDv)
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.Well they are and it is happening all over the place but the government is covering it up. The NYT told me so.
Christian bakers are apparently throwing them off tall buildings
Posted by: Another LIV wunderkind at April 01, 2015 10:01 AM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2015 10:01 AM (KETbL)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 10:01 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Tee09 at April 01, 2015 10:01 AM (3enQb)
Posted by: Lugubrious Liberal Lint-Shifter at April 01, 2015 10:01 AM (8xAlA)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2015 10:02 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 01, 2015 10:02 AM (iQIUe)
Well, the Arab states don't get a lot of play on US television. Local issues, you know.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2015 10:02 AM (t//F+)
she's a 10 year older teh hawt, and I'm not sure she could bring the
innocence that River had back at this point.
She wouldn't necessarily need it, since she was basically "cured"
after the crew went to Miranda and she was able to resolve all the other
peoples' thoughts that were embedded in her mind.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 09:57 AM (2Ojst)
Which is pretty much why the show doesn't need a reboot. We can fill in the blanks from here on. The Alliance is going to die a painful death, and she's going to be delivering the arse wupping.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2015 10:02 AM (TOk1P)
Is religious freedom, yes?
You still buy my oil?
Posted by: Abdul Mohammed-Mohammed at April 01, 2015 10:03 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 10:03 AM (zOTsN)
would be on FX, it would run for as long as it wanted, and it would
have been great.
Or it would be on HBO and include graphic sex scenes of the Dol and john activity.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 10:04 AM (TLTHv)
Posted by: Webb Hubbell at April 01, 2015 09:25 AM (P330y)
Ya got one thing right, Hubbell: any process capable of producing Chelsea could only be called a "dorking."
Posted by: jwpaine at April 01, 2015 10:04 AM (a3NCX)
Posted by: mrp at April 01, 2015 10:04 AM (JBggj)
Real Title: "You Stupid Jews Don't Know When Someone Is Making A Joke."
Well, F that.
It is precisely *that* the jokes are so flippant and unfunny that marks a problem as existing. "Oh, it's funny because it's about Jews!" such jokes say.
If they were funny jokes riffing on Jewish stereotypes- or at least jokes which required some effort- I would be less concerned. It is precisely the fact that such things come without effort and are unfunny that makes me think they say much more about the ones making (and giving passes to) the jokes.
Yes. Americans need to re-find our senses of humor. The grievance industry needs to be stopped. That doesn't make the growing culture of antisemitism okay.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 01, 2015 10:04 AM (kff5f)
April Fools' Day: the best (and worst) tech pranks of 2015
Every year, the Telegraph is inundated with terrible April Fools' pranks, pitches and ideas. Here are the best and worst we've seen
http://bit.ly/19CWB2X
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 10:04 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 01, 2015 10:05 AM (zOTsN)
when he finds that his life has not improved. Why would they want to
film that? Suicide is so high with males who do this.
I think you just answered your own question.
Posted by: typical tv executive at April 01, 2015 10:05 AM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Joshua at April 01, 2015 10:05 AM (AUZJW)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 01, 2015 10:05 AM (uYUVu)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 01, 2015 10:05 AM (sIhFA)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 10:06 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 01, 2015 10:06 AM (7ObY1)
I hope he can find peace somehow, but I too imagine that he will probably face a lot of depression after the surgery when he realizes that his mental health issues still remain.
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2015 10:06 AM (MYCIw)
would be on FX, it would run for as long as it wanted, and it would
have been great.
Or it would be on HBO and include graphic sex scenes of the Dol and john activity.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 10:04 AM (TLTHv)
Totally not necessary. Eliza and Co. in their various outfits were plenty well all that was needed. And for the ladies, I understand some of the bare-chested dudes were satisfying enough.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2015 10:06 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Shepherd Book at April 01, 2015 09:58 AM (6n332)
What the hell, I didn't know it was a joke and I was trying to be the better person and set aside my Whedon hate and be happy for other people.
I've learned my lesson.
Posted by: alexthechick - Scariest. Evah. at April 01, 2015 10:06 AM (mf5HN)
There's a comic book continuation ongoing, but that's neither here nor there. Personally I consider the story well ended with Serenity.
I'm still reserving a spot on my mantle for BenK's head.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 01, 2015 10:06 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 01, 2015 10:05 AM (zOTsN)
LOL
Nicely done. Best April Fool's joke I've seen all day.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 01, 2015 10:06 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 10:06 AM (zOTsN)
188
....
Or it would be on HBO and include graphic sex scenes of the Dol and john activity.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 10:04 AM (TLTHv)
I'm supposed to think that's a terrible thing, ...but
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2015 10:07 AM (5+mPY)
All it needs is gov sig.
May have been signed and I haven't heard.
Posted by: teej at April 01, 2015 10:07 AM (Cel0r)
I never laughed so hard in all my life.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2015 10:07 AM (TOk1P)
Me too. Especially since I was a 16 year old track runner when he won the Olympic decathlon. We all idolized him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 01, 2015 10:07 AM (JtwS4)
It's ok Ben most of us got your girlfriend also.
*don't mess with Firefly*
Posted by: wrg500 at April 01, 2015 10:08 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 10:08 AM (IXrOn)
There are articles saying he's hot. Ummm, bullshit.
I'm sorry and I mean no disrespect but he looks like he has downs.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2015 10:08 AM (fWAjv)
that's neither here nor there. Personally I consider the story well
ended with Serenity.
I'm still reserving a spot on my mantle for BenK's head.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 01, 2015 10:06 AM (DT3rQ)
My daughter has read the comic book continuation of Buffy, and from what I've been told... nah. I'm going to just keep it in my head that the show was the end of it, and leave it at that.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2015 10:09 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 01, 2015 10:10 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2015 10:10 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 10:10 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 01, 2015 10:10 AM (sIhFA)
Posted by: mrp at April 01, 2015 10:11 AM (JBggj)
very clever, original or funny. He's ok. I think he gets these glowing
reviews for the same reason POTUS does. It makes the reviewer feel
better about himself
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 10:10 AM (zOTsN)
Like the President, he has the exact right skin tone. Mocha is the new black.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2015 10:11 AM (TOk1P)
It's the Obama phenomena. Guilty white ladies are over compensating by saying "I find this black guy hot!" when he's just...not.
It's ridiculous. There are very attractive black men, and there are very unattractive black men. Just like every other race. Pretending that the unattractive black men are Teh Hot only makes you look like a pathetic race groupie.
As for hot black men, I'll take the Old Spice Guy.
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2015 10:12 AM (MYCIw)
half of Turkey lost power day before yesterday and they do not know why
Turkey is a large country geographically
they had to divert flights away from Istanbul to other nations They are wondering if it was an act of cyber terrorism
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 10:12 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: mrp at April 01, 2015 10:11 AM (JBggj)
You spelled his name right. I think.
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2015 10:12 AM (5+mPY)
Posted by: Lugubrious Liberal Lint-Shifter at April 01, 2015 10:01 AM (8xAlA)
these guys might have one
New Documentary Features Montreal's Pagan 'Penis Temple'
http://bit.ly/1bPArvH
truthrevolt.org
On Monday, HuffPost Gay Voices highlighted that a new documentary about the male penis, irreverently titled "The Dickumentary," gives extensive coverage of a pagan temple in Montreal and San Francisco that literally worships the male penis.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 10:13 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 10:13 AM (k8xvx)
Sigh. Ferguson was the only one worth watching.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 10:13 AM (TLTHv)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 01, 2015 10:13 AM (uYUVu)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 10:14 AM (MMC8r)
I'd be less concerned with the "jewish" jokes if her ever told ANY Muslim jokes. Or is he scared he might lose his head?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 10:14 AM (/tNwW)
I know you've explained, but I have limited ability to retain irrational ideas, why the Whedon hate?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 01, 2015 10:14 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: mrp at April 01, 2015 10:14 AM (JBggj)
Posted by: physics geek at April 01, 2015 10:15 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 01, 2015 10:15 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 10:14 AM (/tNwW)
or is he a muslim?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 01, 2015 10:15 AM (u8GsB)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 01, 2015 10:15 AM (evdj2)
You mean an asshole?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 10:15 AM (/tNwW)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 10:15 AM (zOTsN)
X-Files is coming back?
Thanks Fox!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 10:15 AM (1OvE7)
Posted by: mrp at April 01, 2015 09:47 AM (JBggj)
Yes. George Lucas actually bought the movie. Supposedly he will be re-releasing it with additional scenes and CGI.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2015 09:49 AM (Zu3d9)
Oh, God, no.
"Meesa be in my bunk!"
Posted by: eman at April 01, 2015 10:16 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 01, 2015 10:16 AM (u8GsB)
Posted by: HH at April 01, 2015 10:17 AM (Ce4DF)
During the time preceding Chelsea's birth, I was not dorking Hillary and therefore, Chelsea is not my child.
Posted by: Webb Hubbell at April 01, 2015 09:25 AM (P330y)
________________________________
What difference, at this point, does it make?1/1/1!?1/!?!!?1
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 01, 2015 10:17 AM (HSmrB)
And motherfucker.
You know what, shit like this is why I hate April Fool's Day.
Posted by: alexthechick - Scariest. Evah. at April 01, 2015 09:26 AM (mf5HN)
Joking about Firefly coming back is just mean to us Browncoats :-/
Posted by: redbanzai at April 01, 2015 10:17 AM (5DGKy)
Posted by: joncelli, sensitive guy at April 01, 2015 10:17 AM (RD7QR)
Nah, it would make more sense to be on HBO, like the True Blood series.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 10:17 AM (TLTHv)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 01, 2015 10:18 AM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: mrp at April 01, 2015 10:18 AM (JBggj)
And the Pink Mafia thinks the state government of Indiana should be able to shut that down. Huh.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 01, 2015 10:19 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 01, 2015 10:19 AM (DT3rQ)
Yes. George Lucas actually bought the movie. Supposedly he will be re-releasing it with additional scenes and CGI.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2015 09:49 AM (Zu3d9)
Oh, God, no.
"Meesa be in my bunk!"
Posted by: eman at April 01, 2015 10:16 AM (MQEz6)
I think Mr. Plinkett has perfectly captured the Essence of Lucas...
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2015 10:19 AM (5+mPY)
Half of Turkey didn't know that they had power......
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 10:19 AM (1OvE7)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2015 10:20 AM (fWAjv)
Yeah...I kinda knew but...haaaaaaad to look...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 01, 2015 10:20 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 10:19 AM (1OvE7)
Oh Rim Shot!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 10:20 AM (/tNwW)
Posted by: eman at April 01, 2015 10:20 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 10:21 AM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 01, 2015 10:14 AM (JtwS4)
Here. I'll cross the streams for you.
Obviously, I hate Whedon because he's a seafood chef.
Posted by: alexthechick - Scariest. Evah. at April 01, 2015 10:21 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 10:21 AM (MMC8r)
Drudge headline: Lew(insky0 to The View.
Please be a joke,
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 10:22 AM (TLTHv)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 01, 2015 10:22 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 10:23 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 01, 2015 10:22 AM (DT3rQ)
Dang, the comments were epically funny while they lasted.
Posted by: joncelli, sensitive guy at April 01, 2015 10:23 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: eman at April 01, 2015 10:23 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 01, 2015 10:23 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 01, 2015 10:24 AM (u8GsB)
Looks like it.
Posted by: HH at April 01, 2015 10:24 AM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 10:24 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 01, 2015 10:24 AM (evdj2)
255 I know you've explained, but I have limited ability to retain irrational ideas, why the Whedon hate?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 01, 2015 10:14 AM (JtwS4)
Here. I'll cross the streams for you.
Obviously, I hate Whedon because he's a seafood chef.
Posted by: alexthechick - Scariest. Evah. at April 01, 2015 10:21 AM (mf5HN)
My Queen, sometimes you just speak way over my head... I need to find a shaman to translate.
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2015 10:24 AM (5+mPY)
They keep saying those were the good old days.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 01, 2015 10:25 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 10:25 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 01, 2015 10:25 AM (Luw9J)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 10:25 AM (IXrOn)
It's tax time and millions of Americans are looking for extra deductions to get the maximum refund possible. Some Americans may be surprised to know that, if they aborted their baby last year, they're eligible for a deduction.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2015 10:25 AM (fWAjv)
We really need a Rants Index for things like this. Or maybe Ace-o-pedia.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 01, 2015 10:26 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2015 10:26 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 01, 2015 10:26 AM (zOTsN)
http://bit.ly/1NJ7I9G
whatev
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 10:25 AM (IXrOn)
When you've lost Screamin' Howard...
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 10:26 AM (2Ojst)
She's as qualified as any of them.
She's as qualified as Barky to be president. She has already mastered sucking off world leaders.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 10:26 AM (1OvE7)
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2015 10:24 AM (5+mPY)
Heh.
I do not like seafood. Bander does not comprehend this.
I do not like Whedon because hell hath no fury like a fangirl scorned. Bander does not comprehend that either.
Thus, to make it easy for Bander to remember both things, there, I hate Whedon because he's a seafood chef.
Posted by: alexthechick - Scariest. Evah. at April 01, 2015 10:27 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: HH at April 01, 2015 10:27 AM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 01, 2015 10:27 AM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Garrett at April 01, 2015 10:27 AM (Luw9J)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 01, 2015 10:25 AM (Luw9J)
Had to search for that. LMAO!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2015 10:28 AM (fWAjv)
Couldn't they have done the same in the format of a ring, say? And maybe have it charge up when you touch your phone and say sommat like "In brightest day, in darkest night etc" then they'd have corned the comix geek crowd, tell ya whut
Posted by: Bigby's Powerglove at April 01, 2015 10:28 AM (3ZtZW)
Obviously, I hate Whedon because he's a seafood chef.
Posted by: alexthechick - Scariest. Evah. at April 01, 2015 10:21 AM (mf5HN)
I've been a moron since Ace was at his old site, but this comment makes my head hurt. Would the Empress please explain so that my tiny brain can comprehend it?
Posted by: physics geek at April 01, 2015 10:29 AM (MT22W)
270 It's only a matter of time before someone buys the rights to Safron : Intergalactic Space Whore.
Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 01, 2015 10:25 AM (Luw9J)
Companion Academy
Posted by: eman at April 01, 2015 10:29 AM (MQEz6)
She's as qualified as any of them.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 10:23 AM (MMC8r)
She's like a younger Rosie.
I do like Wawa's purse in the article, however.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 10:30 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: physics geek at April 01, 2015 10:30 AM (MT22W)
I am content to shuffle tunes on my IPod.
Posted by: Lugubrious Liberal Lint-Shifter at April 01, 2015 10:33 AM (8xAlA)
Posted by: Bob Ross at April 01, 2015 10:33 AM (hKyl0)
I swear on my pretty floral bonnet that I will brave Reavers and turn The Verse inside out to find you and kick you square in the nuts for what you've done here.
Posted by: Jaws at April 01, 2015 10:33 AM (WKNX4)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 01, 2015 10:34 AM (JtwS4)
It's the hipster douchebag equivalent of a Masonic handshake; a discreet signal to the cognoscenti that you're of the Body and not one of those thoughtcrime undoubleplusgood Jesus freaks.
Posted by: Ben Rothelisburger at April 01, 2015 10:34 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2015 10:35 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: eman at April 01, 2015 10:39 AM (MQEz6)
It still pisses me off the way they are treating this death of Arthur Getty. He was found dead with a large amt of rectal bleeding. A number of life threatening medical conditions could cause that. To release that info so the papers could make a joke of it is revolding.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 01, 2015 09:53 AM (iQIUe)
True. They are not ashamed. It's all about headline-clicking.
Posted by: m at April 01, 2015 10:51 AM (WIUGG)
She's as qualified as any of them.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 10:23 AM (MMC8r)
Remember. She's a victim of what she's had to go through. It's been so hard for her to get a job because of her reputation. I'm so sure that if she hadn't been receiving pearl necklaces from Billy Jeff she would totally have gotten the job by now already.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 01, 2015 10:56 AM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Buzzion
her guilt was blown out of proportion
Posted by: Jar Jar is back baby at April 01, 2015 11:00 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: jewells45has a secret at April 01, 2015 11:01 AM (l/N7H)
You fargin' sneeeeeaky bastige!!!
Posted by: Roman Maroni at April 01, 2015 11:12 AM (ILfVM)
Posted by: BigDamnedHeroes at April 01, 2015 11:22 AM (3ChI5)
Remembered it was April Fools a second too late.
Yooooou sonofabitch.
Posted by: SombraStewart at April 01, 2015 09:25 AM (y9wxf)
I fell for it too..."I'm gona barbeque your ass, you sumbitch!"
Posted by: Paladin at April 01, 2015 11:22 AM (E1aoU)
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 01, 2015 11:43 AM (2vRRd)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 01, 2015 12:15 PM (czIfS)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 01, 2015 12:16 PM (czIfS)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 01, 2015 12:20 PM (3F6F8)
Netflix Announces That It Has Bought The Rights To Firefly From Fox Studios
If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
FILL YER HANDS, YOU SONAFBITCH!
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 01, 2015 01:17 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Joseph at April 01, 2015 04:09 PM (m+AK1)
Not because it wasn't a fair April Fools joke.
But because on my morning headline reads, I open 7-8 tabs (one for each story), then read them; and had no clue why that youtube video was even open.
I had to sort out why that tab was open.
Posted by: gekkobear at April 01, 2015 04:21 PM (v9FkB)
Is anyone else following/donating to Fillion/Tudyk's new internet project ConMan, that will feature an *ahem* cancelled space ship show? I think they raised like 2.5 million in a day and a half, just from fans, hungry for more.
Posted by: BigDamnedHeroes at April 01, 2015 06:45 PM (3ChI5)
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