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Morning Thread (4-1-2015)
Let the Aprilfoolery commence!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Evil Otto at April 01, 2015 06:16 AM (6eVVe)
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Posted by: Ayatollah Khamenei at April 01, 2015 06:26 AM (XrHO0)
Fen likes to say that there is a backlash coming. I wish it would hurry up and get here.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2015 06:26 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Barry O at April 01, 2015 06:27 AM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Good Morning, Good Morning, Good Morning, at April 01, 2015 06:28 AM (qry2M)
https://youtu.be/Ts59NKib9Dg
Looks like they had a lot of fun recreating all these classic monsters.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2015 06:28 AM (SkUim)
They are white Southern Baptists. Obviously.
Posted by: Ayatollah Khamenei at April 01, 2015 06:29 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 01, 2015 06:30 AM (3F6F8)
DAY 875
588 to go (661 to Inauguration Day 2017)
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2015 06:30 AM (St6BJ)
Still slogging away on this never ending project (which is due at the end of the week).
In and out of here like a burger.
Later.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2015 06:32 AM (St6BJ)
Subj: Camp NaNoWriMo
This is not a test. Camp NaNoWriMo starts today. Do you have the chops and the insanity to crank out 50,000 words in a month?
https://campnanowrimo.org/sign_in
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2015 06:32 AM (SkUim)
Before I go, I believe on this day in 1945, the Invasion of Okinawa. Had my uncle not been killed on Saipan he probably had pretty slim odds here.
RIP to all our heroes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2015 06:33 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: goon at April 01, 2015 06:33 AM (A53Jp)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2015 06:34 AM (SkUim)
Don't forget to eat the leftover pizza and leave the fridge open.
Posted by: fluffy at April 01, 2015 06:36 AM (Ua6T/)
Taking ComCast's equipment and turning it in later this morning.
Interesting that calls to cancel service go to the Conflict resolution department.
Them: Your reason for canceling?
Me: I no longer have need for your service
Them: Have you decided to go with a different provider?
Me: I simply no longer need your service
Them: We are having several unpublished specials.
Me:............
Them:.........
Me: So for the purpose of calculating refund amount, service is cancelled effective today?
Them: Yes,
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 01, 2015 06:36 AM (WxYKp)
No, I am busy trying to finish editing my 120,000 word historical fantasy horror novel set in 12th century Japan. The one I "finished" last NaNoWriMo.
Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at April 01, 2015 06:36 AM (1TUV/)
2. Ace and the Daily Kos are teaming up!
Posted by: ACE Fanboy at April 01, 2015 06:38 AM (MTuyR)
4. The IRS was just kidding - All emails are safe
Posted by: ACE Fanboy at April 01, 2015 06:38 AM (MTuyR)
Posted by: ACE Fanboy at April 01, 2015 06:39 AM (MTuyR)
Me: So for the purpose of calculating refund amount, service is cancelled effective today?
Them: Yes,
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 01, 2015 06:36 AM (WxYKp)
I got the same run-around when I cancelled by satellite service. I kept telling them their service was fine but there just wasn't anything on TV worth looking at.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2015 06:39 AM (wlDny)
In the early hours of 1 April 1945 the US 10th Army, commanded by General Simon Bolivar Buckner, began landing on the island of Okinawa - the main island of the Ryukyu group, 106km ( 66 miles ) long and between 4.8 and 16.1km ( 3 and 10 miles ) across. The operation was the largest amphibious assault yet taken in the Pacific and involved nearly 550,000 personnel, including 180,000 combat troops.
pg 240. Campaigns of World War II Day by Day. Chris Bishop and Chris McNab. Amber Books Ltd. 2006.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2015 06:39 AM (SkUim)
8. The WH florist is a needed position
9. Selective enforcement of laws never happens
Posted by: ACE Fanboy at April 01, 2015 06:40 AM (MTuyR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2015 06:41 AM (SkUim)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2015 06:43 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Ayatollah Khameini at April 01, 2015 06:44 AM (Z9spM)
Posted by: John Boehner at April 01, 2015 06:46 AM (ZkP43)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 01, 2015 06:47 AM (XrHO0)
So one time we rented a car, and drove up to the northish side of Oki, where there is a large MWR area.
That was the first time that I really had a chance to see the Okinawa countryside, and gain a perspective of just exactly how challenging the terrain and vegetation was when trying to advance on foot. And that is without the additional challenge of the enemy trying to kill you as well.
Hard to describe, other then the island itself fighting you every in of the way.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 01, 2015 06:49 AM (WxYKp)
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That looks like nearly 500 combat soldiers every square mile.
How tippy is that island?
Posted by: Congressman Hank Johnson at April 01, 2015 06:49 AM (Z9spM)
Nope. In fact, I barely have enough energy to post here.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2015 06:50 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2015 06:51 AM (SkUim)
Enjoy!
Love,
Lord Hussein Obama
Posted by: Feh at April 01, 2015 06:51 AM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2015 06:52 AM (SkUim)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 01, 2015 06:53 AM (Z9spM)
Posted by: John Boehner at April 01, 2015 06:57 AM (Z9spM)
Do you have the chops and the insanity to crank out 50,000 words in a month?
No. I dedicate all my free time into becoming "employee of the month". There is cake, and I can get my name inscribed on a plaque and everything.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 01, 2015 06:59 AM (VctSv)
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 01, 2015 06:59 AM (3F6F8)
No, mostly onryou, fox and badger spirits, and battling onmyouji skirmishing over the Imperial Mirror as the Hogen Rebellion rages around them.
Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at April 01, 2015 06:59 AM (1TUV/)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 01, 2015 07:01 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2015 07:01 AM (SkUim)
Had a conversation with a young co-worker yesterday, it was as depressing as you might imagine it to be.
It ended with her saying priests should be forced to perform gay wedding, I asked her about Rabbis and Imams and she said that's different.
So you know where this is all heading.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 01, 2015 07:04 AM (vDp2x)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2015 07:04 AM (SkUim)
________________________
There will be many, many more of these before Obama leaves office.
It is an article of faith among the left in academia that federal drug laws are the new "slavery" and federal prisons are the new "plantations" which Evil Whitey uses to keep the Virtuous Black Man under his thumb. (There are reams of academic articles on this subject).
If you haven't been in college or grad school studying law or criminology or sociology in the past decade or so, you may have missed it. But trust me, Obama and his fellow travelers are true believers in this crapola, so the man who believes he is the modern-day Lincoln will do everything he can to free as many modern-day "slaves" as possible.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2015 07:04 AM (lmdHn)
April Fool's Devotion:
http://tinyurl.com/obgzm3o
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2015 07:05 AM (DXzRD)
Did she say why's it different with Imans and Rabbis?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2015 07:06 AM (DXzRD)
Er, I think I'd better change I mean clarify that Ark law, too.
Posted by: Mike 'Got Your Back' Pence at April 01, 2015 07:07 AM (+kznc)
@ 64-Anna Puma
But it's my goal, Anna! My goal! I've been working so hard these many years. Doing all I can do to become the first white, straight, male to make EoTM!
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 01, 2015 07:08 AM (VctSv)
Its the new Cold War.
Posted by: Great Big Banana Republic at April 01, 2015 07:08 AM (+kznc)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2015 07:09 AM (jCN1w)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2015 07:09 AM (JO9+V)
If that were a possibility, it would have happened long ago. Americans are a passive bunch, any more. I seriously doubt you will see any more push back than you have seen to date. More likely you will see less, than more.
Posted by: Great Big Banana Republic at April 01, 2015 07:12 AM (+kznc)
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Did you point out that instead of uniformly applying an ethical principle, she is arbitrarily playing favorites. And if that's ok, then any sort of arbitrary discrimination is ok, including ones she dislikes? Or does her fundamental moral principle really boil down to "whatever I want".
Posted by: A Manual Can't at April 01, 2015 07:12 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2015 07:12 AM (SkUim)
______________________
Jan Brewer, our former governor here in AZ, behaved in a similar manner when AZ's version of RFRA was passed and put on her desk for signature. The gaystapo went nuts, and there were all kinds of calls for boycotts and several national figures screaming about how Arizona was full of anti-gay bigots. To her shame, she caved to the pressure and did not sign the bill.
She, like Pence, could have calmly explained to the idiot mobs what the bill would actually do. But no, easier just to appease the agitators.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2015 07:13 AM (lmdHn)
Posted by: Lois Lerner at April 01, 2015 07:14 AM (GFYLz)
My free advice, which is worth every cent, is get an Amazon Prime account at $99/ year and a $39 Amazon Fire Stick. Amazon is capitalism at its best right now. Feature-wise they have the most to offer and every month they add additional features.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 01, 2015 07:14 AM (xQX/f)
I have said several times in the past if it was left up to me I would eliminate all federal drug laws. There is nothing in the Constitution that gives the federal government authority to regulate drugs.
We spend trillions of dollars on this "dug war" and we lost it long ago. Not only that, but we lost a lot of our freedoms while doing it too. Make being drug free a condition of welfare and eliminate all federal laws. If the States want to throw money into this bottomless pit let them have at it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2015 07:14 AM (wlDny)
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I committed no crimes.
Posted by: Eric Holder at April 01, 2015 07:15 AM (GFYLz)
Spent a couple years there as a brat in early '60s....still lots of un-detonated ordnance around.
Posted by: BignJames at April 01, 2015 07:16 AM (j7iSn)
If we must stop the War on Drugs for its lack of success, should we not also stop the War on Poverty for its? Countless amounts of taxpayer money wasted, and it hasn't even moved the needle in improving the standard of living for America's poor.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 01, 2015 07:16 AM (J+mig)
Not an April Fools joke.
Obama's 'Quickie' Union Favor
Congress voted to kill an anti-business rule. The President preserved it.
You probably won't read it anywhere else, but on Tuesday President Obama did another giant favor for his friends in organized labor. He used his presidential authority to scupper a legislative challenge to the National Labor Relations Board's ambush-election rule.
In December 2014, the NLRB passed a final rule on a partisan 3-2 vote that greatly shortens the time for a workplace union-organizing election. This fits the pattern of the Obama-era labor board, which has been as biased toward organized labor as any in decades. So in March Congress employed a useful tool known as the Congressional Review Act to pass a resolution to overturn the new regulation. Mr. Obama issued a "memorandum of disapproval"---essentially a veto---to kill the Congressional measure and preserve the NLRB rule.
From now on unions will have unlimited time to prepare their campaigns to organize a workplace, springing the election paperwork on an employer when they figure they have the best chance to prevail. By reducing the time before an election to as little as two weeks from the current average of 38 days, unions will be able to lobby workers and make their case before a company can counter with its own argument. According to the Labor Relations Institute, unions win 89% in elections held in under two weeks compared to two thirds of the time under what have been typical election procedures.
The quickie rule also forces the employer to give the union personal information about employees, including personal cell phone numbers and email addresses. So much for employee privacy rights.
wsj
the potus sure has a lot of power
what good is congress anymore, really?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 07:17 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Eric Holder at April 01, 2015 07:15 AM (GFYLz)
I didn't break the law! I am the law!
Posted by: Judge Dredd at April 01, 2015 07:17 AM (J+mig)
official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle, I guess we're safe and he doesn't have to worry about his eye being shot out..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2015 07:18 AM (DXzRD)
success, should we not also stop the War on Poverty for its? Countless
amounts of taxpayer money wasted, and it hasn't even moved the needle in
improving the standard of living for America's poor.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 01, 2015 07:16 AM (J+mig)
There is nothing in the Constitution that gives the federal government the authority to hand out welfare to non-workers either.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2015 07:19 AM (wlDny)
We're drafting articles of impeachment.
... April Fools.
Posted by: GOP monkeys, fucking a football at April 01, 2015 07:19 AM (DC3uV)
Could I actually produce it? Probably.
Would anyone actually pay money to read what I write? Doubtful. I haven't been considered a good writer since I was about 10.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 01, 2015 07:20 AM (J+mig)
what good is congress anymore, really?
The 'progressives' *spit* are gonna shit a brick when a Ted Cruz style conservative wields the Presidential reins and carries on Obama's tradition.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 01, 2015 07:21 AM (xQX/f)
what good is congress anymore, really?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 07:17 AM (IXrOn)
As I said early in the thread if they were serious they would have defunded the NLRB and told Obama to stick it. Their end-around Obama was pure cosmetics.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2015 07:21 AM (wlDny)
And I probably should get cracking on the word count. Not for Camp per se, but to finish stories partially written.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2015 07:22 AM (SkUim)
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I'd actually have no problem with your suggestion. My problem is with the racist aspect of the situation. It isn't just blacks who are caught up in these federal drug laws (although the laws disproportionately affect blacks because blacks are disproportionately committing all types of crimes, including drug crimes). And the federal drug laws didn't morph and expand the way they did as a stealth means of "enslaving" blacks; it was just another manifestation of the federal government's never-ending quest for power and control over our lives. But you'd never know any of that by reading the academic literature, which is all about the blatant raaaaaacism.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2015 07:23 AM (lmdHn)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2015 07:23 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2015 07:21 AM (wlDny)
yep, you are so right
Instead of "follow the money," it should be "follow the spending."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 07:23 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2015 07:23 AM (xmzki)
Posted by: DangerGirl at April 01, 2015 07:24 AM (FdFgz)
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 01, 2015 07:24 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: goon at April 01, 2015 07:25 AM (A53Jp)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 01, 2015 07:25 AM (J+mig)
success, should we not also stop the War on Poverty for its? Countless amounts of taxpayer money wasted, and it hasn't even moved the needle in improving the standard of living for America's poor.
_______________________
Pretty hard to win the "War on Poverty" when our own government is importing millions and millions of troops for the other side (by throwing open our borders and inviting millions of Third World poor to come and hop aboard the taxpayer gravy train).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2015 07:26 AM (lmdHn)
Posted by: A Manual Can't at April 01, 2015 07:26 AM (3F6F8)
Hmm... robot dropships. I hadn't even thought of that... wonder if I could sell the idea to DARPA?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 01, 2015 07:28 AM (J+mig)
The county was foolish to include the old on the same ballot as the new.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 01, 2015 07:28 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2015 07:29 AM (SkUim)
#twodays.
Seriously, payday is Friday. Ordering one as soon as I wake up Friday morning.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 07:29 AM (JCa6T)
Keep on praying, folks!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2015 07:30 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Jonathan Gruber at April 01, 2015 07:30 AM (3F6F8)
Pray. Hard.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 07:30 AM (JCa6T)
Why the left now reviles religious freedom. links to a Federalist piece.
Meanwhile, the Federalist's Sean Davis points out that the Connecticut law is even stronger than the federal, Illinois and Indiana ones, inasmuch as it does not include the qualification that religious freedom must be substantially burdened. If Malloy is consistent--a big "if"--UConn will be forfeiting its home games until lawmakers in Hartford act.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 07:31 AM (IXrOn)
Variations of that, the bottom line is that she is part of a generation that feelings and progressive social conformity hold more away than reason, logic and tradition.
Progressive ideology demands they move in this direction now and their adherents move. Tomorrow it will be something different.
She even moved the discussion to homosexuality in the animal kingdom and even uttered the word science a number of times. I shit you not.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 01, 2015 07:33 AM (vDp2x)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 01, 2015 07:28 AM (rwI+c)
They will just do what my county did. Bring it back in a special election and give all the county workers the day off to vote.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2015 07:34 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 01, 2015 07:35 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 01, 2015 07:36 AM (b2cFu)
You hear how these people suffered and died in Boston. Then we're going to have to hear how the terrorist was bullied by his brother into planting bombs. Bullshit.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 01, 2015 07:37 AM (iQIUe)
I'm pretty sure to within a high degree of certainty that Ted Cruz a) Would not wield power in the same way Obama has and b) would not be allowed to by the Democrats, the Press and especially the GOP.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 01, 2015 07:37 AM (vDp2x)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2015 07:38 AM (JO9+V)
If the House panel investigating Benghazi really wants to get a look at Hillary Clinton's emails, perhaps it should subpoena the Chinese military. Beijing---which may have hacked the private server she used to send official email as Secretary of State---is likely to be more cooperative than are Mrs. Clinton and her stonewall specialists now reprising their roles from the 1990s.
wsj
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 07:38 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Joke Biden at April 01, 2015 07:38 AM (DC3uV)
Posted by: toby928(C) commas gone wild at April 01, 2015 07:39 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2015 07:40 AM (xmzki)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2015 06:43 AM (wlDny)
I think what has become abundantly clear is that these so-called ratings, where an elected official is given a high conservative rating by various outlets, are almost completely useless.
Politicians know how to pad these ratings with bogus votes on issues that matter little. Many sites are set out to be bought by politicians, and frankly the eyeball test is significantly better than any of these ratings for determining who is and who is not a stalwart conservative.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2015 07:40 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2015 07:38 AM (JO9+V)
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Is it a particle that destroys his smartphone locator service?
We don't need to depend on moronic humans anymore.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 01, 2015 07:41 AM (3F6F8)
http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2013/04/boston-marathon.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2015 07:43 AM (SkUim)
Posted by: goon at April 01, 2015 07:45 AM (A53Jp)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 01, 2015 07:46 AM (3F6F8)
""They can call it whatever they want. Romney didn't win did he?" Reid said"
So, by Harry's own standards, I guess it's entirely okay to note that he is widely presumed to be a pederast, the Searchlight Strangler -- even in absence of evidence. But there's no doubt that he's a vile loser, soon to have more time to spend with his exercise bands -- there's ample evidence for that.
Posted by: Stu-22 at April 01, 2015 07:46 AM (vd4oB)
We lie.
If the Fundies don't like it, the Fundies are burned. The point is made. In our new AmeriKa, your personal life is dead.
Posted by: Bruce "Faahbulous!" Strelnikov at April 01, 2015 07:47 AM (8NTh+)
Posted by: goon at April 01, 2015 07:49 AM (A53Jp)
Between NatGeo, Discovery, Smithsonian and Animal Planet channels, there are thousands of hours of animals recorded. Ask her to show where two male lions, or two bull elephants, or two male great whites have ever been filmed doing the nasty.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 07:49 AM (JCa6T)
I've got to get back to the lab...
Posted by: goon at April 01, 2015 07:51 AM (A53Jp)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 01, 2015 07:46 AM (3F6F
I speak Austrian!
Posted by: Fuck Up in Chief, Keeper of the Guards at April 01, 2015 07:51 AM (fwARV)
We used that same metric to baseline certain things in IQ/Astan at provincial or other geographical references - never saw densities within an order of magnitude of that.
Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2015 07:52 AM (ztOda)
these so-called ratings, where an elected official is given a high
conservative rating by various outlets, are almost completely
useless.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2015 07:40 AM
Delete the word "almost" and I'll agree with you.
I love watching the MFM howl about "that eeeevil Republican voted against the Clean Diapers for Babies Act!!!11!" and then finding that said bill also contains an amendment that gives $1 billion to fund a Hairy Reid Home for Handsome Boys.
You can't rate anyone in politics without reading the fine print.
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 01, 2015 07:52 AM (P8YHq)
America's Academies for Jihad
A radical imam threatened me with death--and was later hired to preach in U.S. prisons. I was surprised, but I shouldn't have been.
...Imagine my surprise when I learned recently that the man who threatened me with death for apostasy is being paid by the U.S. Justice Department to teach Islam in American jails...
...Several U.S. prison chaplains have been exposed in recent years as sympathetic to radical Islam, including Warith Deen Umar, who helped run the New York State Department of Correctional Services' Islamic prison program for two decades, until 2000, and who praised the 9/11 hijackers in a 2003 interview with this newspaper....
...Testifying in 2011 before the House Committee on Homeland Security, Michael P. Downing, head of the Los Angeles Police Department's Counterterrorism and Special Operations Bureau, said that in 2003 it was estimated that 17%-20% of the U.S. prison population, some 350,000 inmates, were Muslims, and that "80% of the prisoners who convert while in prison, convert to Islam." He estimated that "35,000 inmates convert to Islam annually."...
...In January 2010 John Kerry, who was then chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, released a report warning that "three dozen U.S. citizens who converted to Islam while in prison have traveled to Yemen, possibly for al Qaeda training."...
possibly?
the article goes on to list examples and what needs to be done..
wsj
good grief
cockroaches
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 07:52 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 01, 2015 07:53 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 01, 2015 07:41 AM (3F6F
Begone you foul creature reeking of lilacs, mothballs, and vinegar.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2015 07:53 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2015 07:54 AM (ztOda)
Is it true he was bl*wing some trucker at a rest stop and got beat up afterwards? Cause I've heard from an impeccable source that that happens a lot.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 01, 2015 07:56 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2015 07:56 AM (SkUim)
APRIL FOOLS!!!
Wait, what???
Shit.
Well, glad we have an opposition party to stand strong.
Huh?
Shit shit shit
Well, morning horde.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2015 07:57 AM (Ndj5J)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 01, 2015 07:57 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Karl Rove at April 01, 2015 07:58 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2015 07:59 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at April 01, 2015 07:59 AM (95CzI)
morning treat, in case you missed it
MUST SEE: MEGYN KELLY KILLED IT TONIGHT ON HARRY REID'S ADMISSION ABOUT HIS ROMNEY LIE
http://bit.ly/1yzupnY
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 08:00 AM (IXrOn)
cockroaches
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2015 07:52 AM (IXrOn)
*********
"Convert to Islam" is in this context a misnomer, an oxymoron.
Conversion in prison would have to involve a religion that caused you to repent of the evil you have done.
Islam just allows violent thugs to rationalize their violent thuggish behavior, while adding discipline and a community of other violent thugs. Kind of like a gang. I suggest "join the Islam gang" rather than "convert".
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 01, 2015 08:01 AM (3F6F8)
Stammering like a bunch of grovelling losers, "Oh, please, we're so sorry, we promise we'll fix this right away." Apparently they haven't learned that giving in to bullies only leads to more demands from them.
The proper response would have been. "Fuck off. This bill has nothing to do with gays. You are just a bunch of liars and bullies who hate religious freedom." (Perhaps phrased a bit differently.)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at April 01, 2015 08:01 AM (ZMbDb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2015 08:01 AM (SkUim)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 01, 2015 08:03 AM (hSlC9)
VagISIL hijacks said C-17. They had already loaded aboard the C-17 the dirty bombs instead of all the forbidden booze since they got to the support crew - load this and your family lives.
What will Jack Bauer or Jack Ryan do?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2015 08:04 AM (SkUim)
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 01, 2015 08:05 AM (cIoI4)
Yoo hoo!
Posted by: Bonobos at April 01, 2015 08:06 AM (JtwS4)
They all have penises?
Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at April 01, 2015 08:06 AM (xVgrA)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at April 01, 2015 08:01 AM (ZMbDb)
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Or phrased EXACTLY like that. It has to be said eventually -- especially the "liars and bullies" part.
Posted by: Stu-22 at April 01, 2015 08:07 AM (vd4oB)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2015 08:07 AM (wlDny)
It's an open invitation for a first strike.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 01, 2015 08:07 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2015 08:10 AM (ztOda)
I distinctly recall being lectured that corporations are NOT people and that corporations using their wealth to bully the political process into delivering corporate preferred policies was wicked and theatened the vey fabric of our democracy.
Posted by: gunther at April 01, 2015 08:10 AM (4HYng)
Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2015 08:11 AM (sj3Ax)
And I think crawling back into bed is a good idea. Seems I am coming down with something to judge by the scratchy throat am developing.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2015 08:11 AM (SkUim)
Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2015 08:11 AM (KETbL)
Did you read Ace's post yesterday about RFRA?
Indiana's law is substantially different from the federal one. The similarity ends with the name.
http://tinyurl.com/q2bw6mj
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 01, 2015 08:12 AM (/9Mak)
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We are well and truly f*cked. The left has invented an incurable form of indoctrination and unless ee can find a way to break it, we're f*cked. Maybe Churchill was right and she's likely to grow out of it.
Posted by: A Manual Can't at April 01, 2015 08:13 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2015 08:13 AM (xmzki)
Raw onions in some sorta sandwich will fix that. But they gotta be raw.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 01, 2015 08:13 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 01, 2015 08:15 AM (KZBSl)
Lead. (Pb) Lead injections cure a lot of ills.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 08:16 AM (JCa6T)
Posted by: Jackie at UVA at April 01, 2015 08:16 AM (3F6F8)
Lord, I'm in a foul mood today. Think I'll sign off and just concentrate on work.
Hope you all have a lovely day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2015 08:16 AM (zF6Iw)
Indeed, aren't we supposed to decry corporate influence in the political process, and praise those courageous politicians who stand up to them?
Of course, I'm joking. In fact, the libs are the real champions of "corporate welfare". They view corporations as entities to further the government agenda (and be rewarded accordingly.)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at April 01, 2015 08:17 AM (ZMbDb)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 08:17 AM (JCa6T)
Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2015 08:18 AM (ztOda)
How are your March Madness Barack-etology picks working out for you?
Posted by: Fritz at April 01, 2015 08:19 AM (UzPAd)
Nah. Dig up something nice on Claudette Colbert or something. That'll cheer you up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 01, 2015 08:19 AM (JtwS4)
I see on Breitbart that the world's fourth most brilliant thinker blames Fox News for the Germanwings crash.
No, I didn't read his "reasoning"... he's the world's fourth most brilliant man and I'm sure it's impeccable.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at April 01, 2015 08:19 AM (95CzI)
Think tank says there has been 64 terror plots targeting the US since
911. Looking at all these people listed in this article they all have
one thing in common. Can you guess what it is?
They're Irish?
No wait. It HAS to be those hateful, hurtful Evangelicals we hear about, right?
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 01, 2015 08:20 AM (gfB4n)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 01, 2015 08:20 AM (VctSv)
Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2015 08:21 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 08:21 AM (JCa6T)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 01, 2015 08:21 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2015 08:21 AM (KETbL)
Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2015 08:22 AM (ztOda)
Oh, what the hell! NOT!! April fools!
Posted by: Jeff P at April 01, 2015 08:22 AM (aosNi)
"I heard Obama was thinking of retiring to New York City. I'd advise against this. [Pantomimes bomb exploding]. Boom."
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at April 01, 2015 08:23 AM (ZMbDb)
Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2015 08:23 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: DangerGirl at April 01, 2015 08:24 AM (MOpDc)
Mr. Moo Moo?
Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2015 08:23 AM (ztOda)
No, he's the 4th richest.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 01, 2015 08:24 AM (fwARV)
@177
"...he's the worlds fourth most brilliant man..."
Why, that's only three steps down from Obama! He must be listened to.///////////
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 01, 2015 08:25 AM (VctSv)
East Village Explosion May Have Followed Gas Siphoning
By PATRICK McGEEHAN and AL BAKER
A theory in the explosion that killed two men and destroyed three buildings is that gas siphoning equipment was dismantled or hidden, and that an attempt to resume the tapping led to the blast.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 01, 2015 08:26 AM (JtwS4)
*InsaneCackleCommences*
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at April 01, 2015 08:26 AM (3dgHv)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at April 01, 2015 08:26 AM (ZMbDb)
It's an open invitation for a first strike.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 01, 2015 08:07 AM (xQX/f)
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Absolutely. Lets move the government to a secret location, high in the Andes Mountains, with no phone lines or visible electricity lines. Send all ambitious politicos there, after they've risen to some designated level. Promise them power, wealth and lots of lobbyists clamoring to buy them drinks. We can dress them up in native costumes and teach them some indo-American language. The Russians will never guess.
And we can finally live in peace.
Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at April 01, 2015 08:26 AM (LISuA)
I see on Breitbart that the world's fourth most brilliant thinker blames Fox News for the Germanwings crash.
******
Too lazy to look. Is it Melissa Harris-Perry? Or some lesser luminary like Stephen Hawking or Trevor Noah?
Posted by: Jackie at UVA at April 01, 2015 08:28 AM (cIoI4)
Hillary will willingly and graciously appear before the House committee and testify honestly and truthfully about her email server, and any other questions the committee may have regarding her use of electronic devices.
Posted by: Lanny Davis, Clinton Buttboy at April 01, 2015 08:29 AM (P330y)
Posted by: The April Fool at April 01, 2015 08:31 AM (JdEZJ)
In before the troll who insists there's still a "stigma" about being gay...
Posted by: HR at April 01, 2015 08:31 AM (rHXGG)
Reading what Obama and the Dems have in store regarding carbon emissions is like reading some dystopian fantasy but it is playing out in front of our eyes. The Dems very well may get away with it thanks to years of brainwashing and propaganda. Silver lining is I doubt here will be much immigration, legal a or illegal afterwards as this will absolutely destroy the economy.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 01, 2015 08:32 AM (1BQGO)
It's the corporations, man. You know the people who farm, who bring food to his market, who make it possible to wear clothing, drink water, throw a switch and have lights go on, advertise his 'comedy' and make him wealthy.
They're all evil and if they'd go away no sexually conflicted ssri dependent (or ssri independent) 28 year old kid would ever do anything wrong.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 01, 2015 08:32 AM (xQX/f)
1. Thomas Piketty, French economist.
2. Yanis Varoufakis, Greek finance minister.
3. Naomi Klein, US author.
4. Russell Brand, UK comedian and campaigner.
5. Paul Krugman, US economist.
6. Arundhati Roy, Indian writer and activist.
7. Jurgen Habermas, German philosopher.
8. Daniel Kahneman, US-Israeli psychologist.
9. John Gray, UK philosopher.
10. Atul Gawande, US surgeon and writer.
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at April 01, 2015 08:33 AM (ZMbDb)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at April 01, 2015 08:33 AM (ZMbDb)
They should have released that today... the top five are howlers.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at April 01, 2015 08:35 AM (95CzI)
Posted by: Russell Brand at April 01, 2015 08:37 AM (MMC8r)
So now Drudge's top headline is that Fredo AGAIN will use an executive action for his climate rules. Enough of this shit already. SHUT THE GOVERNMENT DOWN NOW
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 08:38 AM (/tNwW)
Not really, but if you believe the fucking Atlantic, with it's bullshit equation of "have Christian faith" with "slavery because white supremacy" (that's all the farther I got in your link), there's probably no point in presenting you with facts.
Posted by: HR at April 01, 2015 08:39 AM (rHXGG)
At least I can take today off, and curl up under a blanket with a heating pad.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 01, 2015 08:39 AM (Opyrm)
Take a dozen donuts, fill with mayo, leave in company breakroom.
(actually saw this on a website as an AF joke)
Good way to get cut and shoved down a stairwell.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 08:40 AM (JCa6T)
I apologize if this has been posted. It's a Boston story about john Kerry getting criminal off & then he robbed Gardner Museum 25 years ago.
Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2015 08:41 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2015 08:41 AM (xmzki)
Posted by: Jackie at UVA at April 01, 2015 08:41 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 01, 2015 08:42 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2015 08:41 AM (sj3Ax)
I saw that. Figures. And not regrets and no apologies. But plenty of Botox
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 08:43 AM (/tNwW)
I'll be +1 so I'll expect you Morons to be on your
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2015 08:43 AM (6fyGz)
It's less than one week from the moment Rahm Immanuel gets the old heave-ho in Chicago.
Maybe his meddlesome bro will off himself from despair.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at April 01, 2015 08:43 AM (95CzI)
I'll be +1 so I'll expect you Morons to be on your best least worst behavior. I'm not quite sure if she's Moron(ette) material yet, so try not to scare her off.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2015 08:43 AM (6fyGz)
When is it? Could someone Email me or CBD with the info?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 08:44 AM (/tNwW)
Ooooh. Bigger reality show than Biggest Loser:
Extreme Weight Loss - Explosive Diarrhea!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 08:44 AM (JCa6T)
Maybe his meddlesome bro will off himself from despair.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at April 01, 2015 08:43 AM (95CzI)
Yeah no. It looks like he has surged ahead in the polls
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 08:44 AM (/tNwW)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2015 08:43 AM (6fyGz)
What about her beeeewwwbs!?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 01, 2015 08:45 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: anon a mouse at April 01, 2015 08:46 AM (KnbYp)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at April 01, 2015 08:46 AM (ZMbDb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 08:44 AM (/tNwW)
June 19th. Email Sean Bannion (sbannion at the gmail thingy) for an invite, which you must have thanks to the Daily Beasters (current whereabouts unknown) that crashed the party last year.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2015 08:47 AM (6fyGz)
Challenge accepted!
Posted by: All the Morons at April 01, 2015 08:47 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 01, 2015 08:45 AM (fwARV)
Yes, she has some.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2015 08:47 AM (6fyGz)
It was in an IBD editorial last night!
I'd like & will call Turtleface because he & Boner said they'd never impeach him
Never say never because no one knows what zero will do.
Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2015 08:49 AM (sj3Ax)
So that will probably turn out great.
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at April 01, 2015 08:49 AM (ZMbDb)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2015 08:49 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2015 08:49 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at April 01, 2015 08:49 AM (ZMbDb)
what could possibly go wrong...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2015 08:50 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2015 08:49 AM (ztOda)
Contemplating...I do have a new one in the US Navy Edzell tartan...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2015 08:50 AM (6fyGz)
Thanks. Email on it's way
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 08:50 AM (/tNwW)
Posted by: DangerGirl at April 01, 2015 08:50 AM (MOpDc)
Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2015 08:51 AM (KETbL)
It has some bearing on all of the hullaballoo surrounding Indiana.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Engraved Irasicbility 25% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at April 01, 2015 08:52 AM (hLRSq)
last of sow. It's going to be in 40s again Saturday
Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2015 08:52 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2015 08:54 AM (xmzki)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2015 08:54 AM (6fyGz)
It would be great Schadenfreude seeing one of the Dem elite get knocked off by a New Americans they have created. There will be alot more of this in the future as the uppity Hispanics show a stunning lack of gratitude to their white liberal sponsors.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 01, 2015 08:55 AM (1BQGO)
last of sow. It's going to be in 40s again Saturday
Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2015 08:52 AM (sj3Ax)
*********
Let's transport Hillary there so we can watch her melt.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 01, 2015 08:55 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: goatexchange at April 01, 2015 08:56 AM (C+vOU)
Exactly what I was thinking. Chicago deserves whatever they vote for nonetheless.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2015 08:57 AM (xmzki)
Posted by: Baldy at April 01, 2015 08:57 AM (sEXjW)
Posted by: @JohnTant at April 01, 2015 08:58 AM (CVTpV)
Uptwinkles!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 08:58 AM (JCa6T)
Snort Draino Crystals.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 08:59 AM (JCa6T)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny)
They all like raspberry slushies?
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 01, 2015 08:59 AM (BZAd3)
Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2015 09:00 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: @JohnTant at April 01, 2015 09:00 AM (CVTpV)
Is there a medic tent?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 09:02 AM (JCa6T)
I had very bad sore throat early in March. I took extra Vitamin C & had rescheduled dr appointment because I don't believe in sharing germs & when I saw my doctor :2 days later it was only red & she believed C helped.
Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2015 09:02 AM (sj3Ax)
Is there a medic tent?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 09:02 AM (JCa6T)
well I might be coming. want to be bring a Navy ER Dr?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 09:04 AM (/tNwW)
Capitalism. How DOES it work.
Posted by: Giy Who Doesn't Give a Shit at April 01, 2015 09:04 AM (7ObY1)
According to one source close to the former Secretary of State, the fragrance is reminiscent of "girdle farts and vinegar."
Posted by: jwpaine at April 01, 2015 09:05 AM (a3NCX)
It depends on when my brother gives up NM.
Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2015 09:06 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 09:06 AM (/tNwW)
Posted by: mrp at April 01, 2015 09:07 AM (JBggj)
No. There is no Proposition 4115 in the works to have teachers force students to pronounce their R's. Ffs, people....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2015 09:07 AM (h4vJk)
Take a dozen donuts, fill with mayo, leave in company breakroom.
(actually saw this on a website as an AF joke)
Good way to get cut and shoved down a stairwell.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 08:40 AM (JCa6T)
I talked with a lady at the dog park yesterday who was going to do exactly that, except she was going to give one undisturbed one to her husband first.
She said it was revenge for never getting invited to any her husband's company parties.
I wonder if the two are connected ...
Posted by: jwb7605 at April 01, 2015 09:07 AM (ZALPg)
Posted by: Gunney Hiway at April 01, 2015 09:08 AM (e8kgV)
If Russell Brand were really that smart he would have found a way to blame it on Dick Cheney.
Piker.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 09:08 AM (TLTHv)
This should send a shivah down the spine of every Masshole.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2015 09:09 AM (xmzki)
The senior member of Tehrans negotiating team told Press TV that the P5+1 countries have agreed to remove the oil, gas, and banking sanctions against the Iranian regime.
Complete and Total surrender. Well done Fredo. Well done
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 09:09 AM (/tNwW)
April Fools joke:Take a dozen donuts, fill with mayo, leave in company breakroom.(actually saw this on a website as an AF joke)Good way to get cut and shoved down a stairwell.
You toy with the meeting doughnuts at your peril.
Posted by: Wally at April 01, 2015 09:10 AM (Spluw)
Why TF is he getting involved in other countries' elections?
He whines about American imperialism and yet he thinks he can decide who should rule in Nigeria, Israel, and lord know what other countries.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 09:10 AM (TLTHv)
He asked to interview two SS agents and they weren't produced. He issued subpoenas and Homeland Security Head Political Hack Jeh Johnson (what kind of name is "Jeh"?) told him to screw off.
(BTW, this will infuriate Greta. She has this old fashioned notion about subpoenas, and thinks they have legal force or something.)
Anyway, WTF? Congress has to defund Homeland Sec to get two measly guys to testify about non-political matters? WT-actual-F?
Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at April 01, 2015 09:10 AM (LISuA)
If there's going to be some sort of breakup of the Union this trend will be where it starts. So, silver linings and all that.
Posted by: Bigby's Powerglove at April 01, 2015 09:10 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2015 09:09 AM
I shit thee not...people were falling for this. It's too funny listening to the same people who would be signing the 'ban dihydrogen monoxide' petition simultaneously talking about what great schools we have and how they should be focused on producing world-class students. Like them. Irony, they name is Masshole...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2015 09:11 AM (h4vJk)
Hispanics show a stunning lack of gratitude to their white liberal
sponsors.
INSHALLAH!!! I KEEEEEELLLL YOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Posted by: Hector the Serbian Ninja at April 01, 2015 09:11 AM (MMC8r)
Not funny.
Posted by: Bigby's Powerglove at April 01, 2015 09:12 AM (3ZtZW)
That'd be a wicked pissah!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 09:13 AM (JCa6T)
You toy with the meeting doughnuts at your peril.
Posted by: Wally at April 01, 2015 09:10 AM
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByYy6zCH13M
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2015 09:13 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 09:13 AM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Bigby's Powerglove at April 01, 2015 09:14 AM (3ZtZW)
Not funny.
Re-read my original comment: Good way to get cut and shoved down a stairwell.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 09:15 AM (JCa6T)
Perfectly in the spirit of the holiday.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 09:15 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 09:13 AM (/tNwW)
Barry and his cronies just can't sell out the country fast enough. Either internationally or domestically
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2015 09:15 AM (3UGBQ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2015 09:15 AM (h4vJk)
Well, send a fool to do an errand.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2015 09:16 AM (xmzki)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2015 09:17 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: HH at April 01, 2015 09:17 AM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 01, 2015 09:19 AM (eoeps)
Known as Fast Radio Bursts (FRBs), just 10 have been discovered
Now a new study has found that all 10 bursts' dispersion measures are multiples of a single number: 187.5
Scientist discover the 187.5 bursts are a language discovered 4000 years ago and the bursts of frequency is speaking to us ;
Translation; 'You people suck down there, knock it off'
Posted by: comrade willow at April 01, 2015 09:24 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: flounder at April 01, 2015 09:29 AM (FHh8u)
Posted by: FCCS(SW/AW) Jeff Weimer, USN (ret) at April 01, 2015 09:33 AM (qJzxY)
Posted by: Ken in NH at April 01, 2015 09:37 AM (0Y1hO)
That means YOU Durbin, Obama is out on the links.
http://www.nationaljournal.com/congress/senate-schumer-durbin-leadership-20150331
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 01, 2015 09:48 AM (EMi53)
Posted by: JEM at April 01, 2015 09:56 AM (KjEi7)
Obama Declares Cyberattacks a 'National Emergency'
http://tinyurl.com/njd7euc
It's ALWAYS all about HIM!
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 01, 2015 10:02 AM (EMi53)
http://tinyurl.com/q7e9zue
He must feel like he's been on the receiving end of a flying toe shoe, Capezio probably.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pointe_shoe
"They are manufactured in a variety of colors, most commonly in shades of light pink."
Do you have them in asparagus green and bone white?
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 01, 2015 10:08 AM (EMi53)
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NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)