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What the Hell Really Happened to Harry Reid?
Reporters are just accepting the claim that he was attacked by an ornery exercise band, huh?
John Hindraker of Powerline wonders about what really might have happened.When a guy shows up at a Las Vegas emergency room on New Year's Day with severe facial injuries and broken ribs, and gives as an explanation the functional equivalent of "I walked into a doorknob," it isn't hard to guess that he ran afoul of mobsters. Yet the national press has studiously averted its eyes from Reid's condition, and has refused to investigate the cause of his injuries. To my knowledge, every Washington reporter has at least pretended to believe Reid's story, and none, as far as I can tell, has inquired further.
So he was working out late on New Years Eve, huh? Let's consider what would really happen if someone where hit this badly by an exercise band. I work out with exercise bands. I am in fact often afraid that they will either snap or, more likely, slip free of where they're anchored, and hit me in the face. I don't know if this is a real possibility or not. I do know the possibility of a face hit by an exercise band has occurred to me. But here's why I don't believe it in the case of Harry Reid: Why isn't he warning people about this being a real possibility? I'll tell you what, if this happened to me, believe me, I'd be on the blog telling you about it, and warning you to be very careful with these bands. In fact, if an exercise band took my right eye away from me, I'd be telling you to wear goggles at all times when using them. Actually I think I'd tell you to join a gym -- it's safer. I also would be telling you who manufactured these particular bands, so that you would be warned about possible slipshod manufacture. Is Reid doing any of these things? No, of course not. He puts out the lie, then tries to run away from it as soon as possible. This is why I knew Anthony Weiner was lying about his "Hacked!" claim. If someone gets hacked, this is a very big deal, and very angering, and that person would move heaven and earth to get justice from this very serious violation. Instead, Weiner just wanted us all to move past it and forget it ever happened. This is not possible. If someone really were violated, they would demand an investigation and serious consequences for the violators. Harry Reid's story is that he, a rich man thanks to being part of the lucrative Legislation Industry, had to resort to using a fairly cheap piece of exercise equipment instead of using the more common real gym equipment men of his means could afford. Dumbbells are kind of expensive, but not so expensive that a Legislation Magnate couldn't afford a couple of racks of nice rubber-encased dumbbells. But no, he's using cheap exercise bands. And then when one allegedly snaps, or tears free of its anchor point, and robs him of the use of his right eye, he says nothing about it? He doesn't warn people? He doesn't start a Senatorial Investigation into the safety of such equipment? Why doesn't he tell us what brand of exercise band blinded him in one eye. Is this because this nasty, pugilistic man has just decided to be mellow about the company that took one of his eyes away from him? Or is this because there is no exercise band manufacturer to complain about, because there was never any exercise band at all?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 07:15 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at March 30, 2015 07:15 PM (KuU4f)
Posted by: redenzo at March 30, 2015 07:16 PM (WCnJW)
Posted by: Countrysquire, dropping in at March 30, 2015 07:17 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: Dan at March 30, 2015 07:17 PM (COpZ4)
Posted by: Ronster at March 30, 2015 07:18 PM (4NtAn)
Posted by: joated at March 30, 2015 07:18 PM (px+oU)
Posted by: Dan at March 30, 2015 07:17 PM (COpZ4)
Exercise bands get pretty angry when you can't deliver the gravy for them, you know.
Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 07:18 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2015 07:19 PM (KETbL)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at March 30, 2015 07:19 PM (KuU4f)
The old fag got his ass beat by Guido for having a smart mouth.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 07:19 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Luciano 'fingers D'Amato at March 30, 2015 07:20 PM (Mj3Lx)
Lib blogs would be full of all kinds of lewd speculations about what happened.
But because it's Harry Reid, crickets.
Posted by: Hepcat at March 30, 2015 07:20 PM (IeR2g)
Posted by: museisluse at March 30, 2015 07:20 PM (hfaKT)
Posted by: Y-not at March 30, 2015 07:20 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 30, 2015 07:20 PM (OBbk5)
Posted by: someone get Oliver Stone on the phone at March 30, 2015 07:21 PM (gHt6z)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 30, 2015 07:21 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Null at March 30, 2015 07:21 PM (xjpRj)
I like to think that all the boys captive in his underground pleasure lair finally broke free and beat him up on their way to sweet, sweet freedom, but that's just the optimist in me.
Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 07:21 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at March 30, 2015 07:21 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel, Allegedly at March 30, 2015 07:21 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2015 07:19 PM (KETbL)
Daily, when Majority Leader, yes, definitely.
Thrice weekly, now he's in the minority.
I can be merciful.
Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 07:22 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Janetoo at March 30, 2015 07:22 PM (DVU82)
The safe word is "Palomino".
Posted by: Nan P. at March 30, 2015 07:22 PM (ZOXAs)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 30, 2015 07:22 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Glaucon at March 30, 2015 07:22 PM (cb4I6)
Posted by: museisluse at March 30, 2015 07:22 PM (hfaKT)
Posted by: Hepcat at March 30, 2015 07:23 PM (IeR2g)
Posted by: jgs at March 30, 2015 07:23 PM (9+/tG)
Posted by: Y-not at March 30, 2015 07:23 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 30, 2015 07:23 PM (OBbk5)
They played a medley of patriotic songs.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 30, 2015 07:23 PM (NeFrd)
An exercise band beat the living crap out of me, over a large part of my head.
You pick the lie.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2015 07:23 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Hillary Rodham-Rodham at March 30, 2015 07:24 PM (GuwT9)
Can't even do Feigned Shock anymore, and why bother anyway, this is Bidniss As Usual in the Glorious Twenty-First Century.
"What difference does it make ?"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2015 07:24 PM (go6ud)
Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it...
It's gonna be the Summer of Harry!
Posted by: Harry Costanza at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Harry's Mob associates at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (CZexX)
Not much. Certainly not enough for them to reach their snapping point.
Posted by: WisRich at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (xWQFH)
Posted by: the Searchlight Strangler at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (fUjxW)
Upon reflection, I think there are 2 (two) possibilities:
1. Hairy Reed REALLY DID have an exercise band snap, striking him and causing him to fall off the treadmill he was running (at 34mph) on ... resulting in a Three Stooges-Premium-Grade 5 minute short;
2. The exercise band was named Vinnie ...
Posted by: Arbalest at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (TIgJq)
Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (T1Jm0)
Posted by: The Nevada Hat at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (0Ew3K)
They played a medley of patriotic songs.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 30, 2015 07:23 PM (NeFrd)
I saw Violent Thera-Band open for the Festering Pederasts at the Venetian in '08.
Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: E.T. at March 30, 2015 07:26 PM (K+RBk)
Triva question. Where did they find a cornfield in Nevada to put Nicky and his brother Dominique down? Harshly.
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 30, 2015 07:26 PM (lPdaT)
Posted by: Wylie Coyote at March 30, 2015 07:26 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 07:26 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: Moe Greene at March 30, 2015 07:26 PM (3MNCs)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 30, 2015 07:26 PM (SFpiC)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 30, 2015 07:26 PM (1CroS)
Not much. Certainly not enough for them to reach their snapping point.
Posted by: WisRich at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (xWQFH)/i]
Reid is still quite physically strong. He feigns weakness as a tactic. He could probably beat the crap out of most of the Senate.
Posted by: The Nevada Hat at March 30, 2015 07:27 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 07:27 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 07:27 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2015 07:27 PM (TIgJq)
It does?
I'm ok with that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 30, 2015 07:27 PM (Coygu)
One other thing is overlooking. Harry Reid is a 75 year old man. How much torque can a 75 old man put on exercise bands.
Not much. Certainly not enough for them to reach their snapping point.
That's an excellent point. Sort of like the trick archer we were treated to a few months ago. The guy put maybe 10 lbs on an 80 lb bow. A rubber band would give Harry a real tussle.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2015 07:28 PM (4nR9/)
I'm talking about a Senator that's mixed up in drugs. I'm talking about a - a - a dishonest Senator - a crooked Senator who got mixed up in the rackets and got what was coming to him.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 07:28 PM (rDqRv)
Triva question. Where did they find a cornfield in Nevada to put Nicky and his brother Dominique down? Harshly.
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 30, 2015 07:26 PM (lPdaT)
For 12 years, Las Vegas' mayor was a mob lawyer who played himself in the movie "Casino"
His wife is now mayor.
Posted by: The Nevada Hat at March 30, 2015 07:28 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Adult Fun Camp fun coordinator at March 30, 2015 07:28 PM (ZWRoJ)
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2015 07:28 PM (4nR9/)
Well, he could have fallen on a crossbow . . .
Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 07:28 PM (h6Mpm)
He's a man who loves power.
Suddenly stepping down for no good reason is not in his character.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 07:28 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Moe Greene
Keep an eye out Moe. Harry's not gonna like being talked to like that.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2015 07:29 PM (TIgJq)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xIAJK5tQ0M
Posted by: minus the rat traps at March 30, 2015 07:29 PM (gHt6z)
He may be an odious prick with a shriveled black turd where his heart should be, but he's a moral upright man!
Posted by: Y-not at March 30, 2015 07:29 PM (9BRsg)
weakness as a tactic. He could probably beat the crap out of most of
the Senate.
Posted by: The Nevada Hat
Yeah, no.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2015 07:29 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Pat Geary at March 30, 2015 07:29 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 07:29 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 30, 2015 07:26 PM (lPdaT)
In real life it was somewhere in the Midwest.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 30, 2015 07:30 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 07:30 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: bkeyser at March 30, 2015 07:30 PM (dG7DS)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 30, 2015 07:30 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: seamrog at March 30, 2015 07:30 PM (sd12/)
Posted by: Kristophr at March 30, 2015 07:30 PM (6fIOn)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 30, 2015 07:30 PM (NeFrd)
I'm holding out for the national conversation on national conversations.
Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 07:31 PM (h6Mpm)
Inconceivable!
Posted by: Vizzini at March 30, 2015 07:31 PM (CZexX)
Posted by: Grant Dossetto at March 30, 2015 07:31 PM (vTHH6)
You're reading Poweline now?
Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 07:31 PM (sj3Ax)
Not as far fetched as you think. The mob doesn't run the casinos, the mob runs the unions.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 07:31 PM (t43dZ)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 30, 2015 07:31 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: seamrog
I pulled the p'tach's eye from his head and showed it too him.
Posted by: M'shell of the House of Durass at March 30, 2015 07:31 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: #SnapTogether at March 30, 2015 07:32 PM (gHt6z)
Surely someone who reads here is a medical-examiner type and can tell us about the bruises. The Horde's got everything.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 07:32 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: The ACME Giant Rubber Band Co. at March 30, 2015 07:32 PM (8ZskC)
And the various casino unions like the culinary Union were key to Harry getting back to DC last time around.
Posted by: Tony The Ant Spilotro at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (f7eH8)
Posted by: Hal at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (nzmxZ)
Posted by: Hal at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (nzmxZ)
Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (sj3Ax)
It was a three-storied fall. He must've hit every piece of furniture and a couple flights of stairs.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (1CroS)
There is no lawsuit.
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (Coygu)
What would a Senator do?
He'd introduce the Harry Reid Fitness Equipment Safety Act of 2015.
I'll leave to the brighter of you to come up with a better name and cleverer acronym - something like the WHACK Act?
Posted by: JEM at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (o+SC1)
Schumer seeks to ban
sometime. That guy wants to ban ALL THE THINGS!!!
Posted by: AmishDude at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (xL9OZ)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 30, 2015 07:34 PM (TJCSB)
We've already told you he did that. It's just that he got confused as to which end was his face and which his ass. Easy mistake in his case.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2015 07:34 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Kristophr at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (6fIOn)
Posted by: Hepcat at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (IeR2g)
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (ty633)
So, what's the sensibilities here among the 'rons and 'ettes?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (FNlbs)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Ronster at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (4NtAn)
Posted by: Elize Nayden, Prophetess of Delicious Doom at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (5Dbl8)
"Hey has anybody seen Kosher Pickle Harry?
If you do, tell him Herbert is looking for him."
Herbert finally found Harry.
Posted by: wooga at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (AO98W)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (qyGu1)
Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 07:36 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel, Allegedly at March 30, 2015 07:21 PM (1CroS)
They can be particularly violent in groups.
Posted by: Kosmo Kramer at March 30, 2015 07:36 PM (l3LvV)
They were buried (alive?) in a cornfield in Indiana.
Posted by: seamrog at March 30, 2015 07:36 PM (sd12/)
Posted by: Ike the Exercise Band at March 30, 2015 07:36 PM (CZexX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2015 07:36 PM (8ZskC)
I suspect it was an exercise band made of penises, child penises.
Posted by: Dr Spank
The hidden danger of Underoos' Elastic Snapback.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 30, 2015 07:36 PM (kdS6q)
Be sure to try our other popular product, Lawn Darts. They're taking the country by storm!
Posted by: The ACME Giant Rubber Band Co.
Or the ever-popular Bag O' Glass.
Posted by: Irwin Mainway, president, Mainway Toys at March 30, 2015 07:36 PM (4nR9/)
So, what's the sensibilities here among the 'rons and 'ettes?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (FNlbs)
The witch hunt mob has been summoned and is in high dudgeon re: Indiana . . . is that what you're referring to?
Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 07:37 PM (h6Mpm)
badda bing badda BOOM
Posted by: Tony and Guido at March 30, 2015 07:37 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 30, 2015 07:37 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 07:37 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: 4 Leaf Clover at March 30, 2015 07:37 PM (vNlkp)
When has that ever stopped a Lib from suing? This must be bad bad.
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 30, 2015 07:38 PM (TBp4e)
I'm not an expert on many things and don't know what it says about me that I know a lot about hitting and getting hit, but yeah, somebody tooled up Harry Reid. It's strange to me that whoever did the beating didn't stay away from Reid's face while working him over since the loss of a Senator's eye might invite a lot of unwanted attention. Whoever it was evidently didn't care, and that's the part I find unsettling.
Posted by: troyriser at March 30, 2015 07:38 PM (gJU39)
Personally, I think the very idea of a protected class is dangerous. This law will bite them on the ass. I expect some leftists to demand "Hail Satan" cakes, or some queer group to form a Church of Ganymede, and then a lawsuit via the federal Equal Rights act will follow.
I would rather see no protected classes, and then just let boycotts and the free marker sort out bigotry.
Posted by: Kristophr at March 30, 2015 07:38 PM (6fIOn)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2015 07:36 PM (8ZskC)
If only Los Angeles' new NFL stadium were a little further along . . .
Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 07:38 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 30, 2015 07:26 PM (lPdaT)
The soil in the desert is surprisingly rich. Unless you've been burying a lot of bodies, in which case, its not that surprising.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2015 07:38 PM (TIgJq)
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 07:38 PM (ahBY0)
That's a blessing in disguise. I love him but he gets me too riled up.
Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 07:39 PM (sj3Ax)
The funny part is there's no reason to cover it up. He's a dem. They can't be touched. Hell, even here in Texas my dem state rep was busted for DWI and then quietly let off without so much as a slap on the wrist.
Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 07:40 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Lester at March 30, 2015 07:40 PM (2UPXV)
His Exercise band vendor was Guido's of Las Vegas.
Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 07:15 PM (h6Mpm)
Hey buddy I resent that!He must'a fallen out a window.
Posted by: Guido exercise bands and bunny ranch at March 30, 2015 07:40 PM (TBp4e)
Posted by: Roy at March 30, 2015 07:40 PM (fWLrt)
His mistake was thinking that it would take me down.
...He'll never think that way again.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 30, 2015 07:40 PM (16bOT)
For what it's worth, the jokesters at SNL are skeptical, too. During the very unfunny Weekend Update section of last Saturday's show, they implied that reid's exercise explanation was dubious.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 07:40 PM (FRLeJ)
Ace, you're missing the MOST telling factoid that puts the lie to his exercise band story -
HE HASN'T INTRODUCED LEGISLATION TO PREVENT SIMILAR INJURY FROM THESE DANGEROUS TOOLS OF UNFETTERED CAPITALISM!!!!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2015 07:40 PM (72D6h)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (TIgJq)
Honestly, and not because of this matter, but I know NO republicans and NO conservatives that have any amount of trust or respect for him. If he's on the primary ticket, I am begging ya'll.....don't vote for him.
This whole thing would have have been quietly, or at least MORE quietly, been dealt with in state government and done with. But, Pence had to come out and make a huge deal about it. Has to go on all these news programs, keeping it in the news longer.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (FNlbs)
Yep. Someone did that to a sitting Senate Majority Leader with impunity. They knew Hairy wouldn't go to the police. I wonder why. What was Hairy afraid of exposing?
If we had, say, an investigative press that was inclined to look into such things, this might lead to an interesting story.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (8ZskC)
If an exercise band beats a Senator within an inch of his life, and there is no one there to witness it, did it really happen?
Posted by: Zen Master Rou Bah Bahn at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (MkQKr)
It wasn't me. I would never put out a hit on anyone.
Not even someone who lost ME the Senate. Sonuvabitch.
Posted by: Hillarrhoids at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (wAQA5)
Harry's Mom: It's ok, Harry. You're lucky. Them icicles are known to kill.
Posted by: A New Year's Story at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (CZexX)
Reid got the shit beat out of him by the mob, works for me. Reid got the shit beat out of him by a rubber band, not sure it can get better.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (1CroS)
5 months in jail. Didn't hit anybody. Just said mean stuff, like:
'I used to live in England and now I live in the United Nations,'
and:
'Where do you come from? I would like to know if any of you are illegal? I am sure like 30 per cent of you are.'
Tube racist whose champagne-fuelled tirade was viewed by thousands on YouTube is sentenced to ... http://bit.ly/KH2oDM via @MailOnline
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 07:42 PM (ZPrif)
The question we should be asking is: has reid's wife been seen in public since the injury?
Maybe she's bruised, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 07:42 PM (FRLeJ)
If you know what I mean etc.
Posted by: revolting peasant at March 30, 2015 07:42 PM (MJ965)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 07:42 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at March 30, 2015 07:43 PM (41+Ra)
Posted by: CraftD at March 30, 2015 07:43 PM (ATpLp)
Posted by: The Coyote at March 30, 2015 07:43 PM (8ZskC)
Honestly, and not because of this matter, but I know NO republicans and NO conservatives that have any amount of trust or respect for him. If he's on the primary ticket, I am begging ya'll.....don't vote for him.
This whole thing would have have been quietly, or at least MORE quietly, been dealt with in state government and done with. But, Pence had to come out and make a huge deal about it. Has to go on all these news programs, keeping it in the news longer.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (FNlbs)
---
He turned out to be a huge disappointment and will be an also-ran, if he bothers to campaign at all.
Posted by: Elize Nayden, Prophetess of Delicious Doom at March 30, 2015 07:43 PM (5Dbl8)
It *was* really quiet until after it passed the Statehouse, then all of a sudden fascists from other states started throwing hissies. HRm.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 07:43 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Moe & Larry at March 30, 2015 07:44 PM (NeFrd)
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?feature=player_embedded&v=n7oRU-zErEA
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2015 07:44 PM (DL2i+)
We are to believe he fell, broke three ribs falling on the machine he says and lost an eye. Oh and the safety clip didn't stop the machine.
Next you know he'll be trying to convince us he doesn't like little boys.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 07:44 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at March 30, 2015 07:44 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (sj3Ax)
He took Friday - Monday off to see his parents
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 07:44 PM (WNERA)
I didn't get suspicious until reid announced he's finally leaving the Senate.
Perhaps someone put the fear of God into him...
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 07:44 PM (FRLeJ)
Harry met Vinny and Guido for some exercise, they were tossing him around like a cheap practice dummy. I wonder who intervened to keep it from being worse?
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at March 30, 2015 07:44 PM (74McK)
That's pretty clever. Maybe we can move their headquarters to Rotterham.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 07:44 PM (/kI1Q)
I didn't get suspicious until reid announced he's finally leaving the Senate.
Perhaps someone put the fear of God into him...
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 07:44
No his bank called and told him to stop depositing money they were full.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 07:45 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Ronster at March 30, 2015 07:46 PM (4NtAn)
Except the mafia hasn't been involved in a big way in Vegas for decades.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 30, 2015 07:22 PM (oFCZn)
Right, and I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you if you believe that.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 07:46 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: UN "Peace Keepers" at March 30, 2015 07:46 PM (GuwT9)
I think it was more like quiet until Pence goes out and talks about how great it is, and how he can't wait to sign it into law.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2015 07:46 PM (FNlbs)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 30, 2015 07:46 PM (qyGu1)
Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 07:46 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Michael Hastings at March 30, 2015 07:47 PM (DLu2s)
Some days Ace gets on a thread mill.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 07:47 PM (t43dZ)
That's a blessing in disguise. I love him but he gets me too riled up.
Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 07:39 PM (sj3Ax)<<<
I think he said last week that he was just taking (last) Friday, and today off to be with his parents who are of fairly ill health.
Though a break from the stress might not be a bad thing.
Posted by: Mark's cardiologist at March 30, 2015 07:47 PM (CZexX)
Call Greg!
Posted by: Rosemary Lehmberg at March 30, 2015 07:47 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Harry Reid at March 30, 2015 07:47 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 30, 2015 07:47 PM (qyGu1)
Too bad his injuries weren't worse. I hope he was in a lot of pain.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: Y-not at March 30, 2015 07:29 PM (9BRsg)
*types comments about temple recommends and worthiness and not judging others*
*deletes comments about temple recommends and worthiness and not judging others*
All I will say is this: one of the temple recommend questions asks if you are honest in your dealings with your fellow men. Let's just say I'm not sure how he circled that square during the "on my honor I know Romney is not paying his fair share of taxes" portion of the election. But that's up to Harry Reid to work out when he finally meets his maker, not me, thank goodness.
Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Killerdog at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (vntmB)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (lZOfi)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Wings at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (qyGu1)
Why does one use an exercise band on a treadmill?
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 07:49 PM (FRLeJ)
They don't have to be, they're in Washington making laws. It pays more with less risk.
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 07:49 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2015 07:49 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
Right, and I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you if you believe that.
Nothing gets built, slept in, moved, ate, drank or temporarily shit in without money passing thru the mobs hands. (unions)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 07:49 PM (t43dZ)
First I heard of it was the GenCon sniveling.
But yeah, I'm disappointed Pence didn't tell them to to go pound sand. 1) The time for comment on the bill was while it was being debated. 2) All the tantrums are based on a lie.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 07:49 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 07:49 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2015 07:50 PM (8ZskC)
Then in 2017, Attorney General Trey Gowdy announces a 110,052 count indictment of the Democrat Party under the RICO Act. Dingy will have a starring role in the counts.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 30, 2015 07:50 PM (Zn2ap)
"Robert GodwinI like to think that Charles Koch put Reid in a chokehold him while David calmly slipped on the brass knuckles."
Posted by: ball of hate at March 30, 2015 07:50 PM (2yvM+)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 07:50 PM (FRLeJ)
___
There are no corpses in my basement. As of right now. Honest Injun.
Posted by: Harry Reid at March 30, 2015 07:50 PM (5LOno)
I didn't get suspicious until reid announced he's finally leaving the Senate.
Perhaps someone put the fear of God into him...
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 07:44 PM (FRLeJ)
Ot the fear of Guido.
Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 07:50 PM (sdi6R)
As much as I loathe Harry Reid, it seems entirely credible that he may well just be experiencing that.
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at March 30, 2015 07:50 PM (7Kbxu)
It's lucky for Senator Reid that my brother Fredo owned that place.
Posted by: Tom Hagen at March 30, 2015 07:51 PM (8ZskC)
Capt. Rachel Haltner, 50, the commanding officer of the ships medical treatment facility, was fired Monday amid an investigation into the command climate, Military Sealift Command said in a Monday release.
She has been reassigned to Naval Medical Center Portsmouth.
Oh great? She looks like a terror on wheels. I hope I don't run into her
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 07:51 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 07:51 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 30, 2015 07:51 PM (qyGu1)
The idea that he was working out with some cheap-o rubber bands, on New Year's Eve, no less, is just laughable.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2015 07:51 PM (lmdHn)
___
So then I was, ah, dusting in the nude. And I slipped. And uh, I landed on it.
Posted by: Guy explaining why he needs x-rays of his rear.\ at March 30, 2015 07:51 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: Jaibones at March 30, 2015 07:52 PM (rzRqr)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 07:52 PM (FMbng)
Maybe she's bruised, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 07:42 PM (FRLeJ)<<<
Remember when Harry said unemployment was part of the War on Women(tm) because unemployed men were more likely to beat their wives, girlfriends, etc.
Well, they better keep a close eye on his wife once he's out of office, what with all the pent up Koch Bros. anger he used to vent on the Senate floor.
Posted by: memory lane at March 30, 2015 07:52 PM (CZexX)
Ace I believe he said he was on a thread mill or something and the band broke.
Why does one use an exercise band on a treadmill?
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower
Cross-training. Obviously.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2015 07:52 PM (4nR9/)
Reid's a Mormon he doesn't drink, he just likes little boys.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (0FSuD)
...well that's a relief,
Posted by: MADD at March 30, 2015 07:53 PM (TBp4e)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 07:53 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Rosemary Lehmberg at March 30, 2015 07:47 PM (9BRsg)
Call us!
Wait, we're kinda tied up in vaginal mesh right now.
Give us a bit . . .
Posted by: Sokolowe Shyster Firm, Esq at March 30, 2015 07:53 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: TVoC at March 30, 2015 07:53 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM
.............It helps alleviate the pressure of the ball gag and makes the anal beads wiggle. Not that I would know.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 30, 2015 07:53 PM (qyGu1)
Posted by: NAMBLA at March 30, 2015 07:54 PM (MMC8r)
Give us a bit . . .
Posted by: Sokolowe Shyster Firm, Esq at March 30, 2015 07:53 PM (h6Mpm)
Is that after the pelvic sling, the bladder sling, the hammock, and the fucking trampoline?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 07:55 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Rosemary Lehmberg
Call us!
Posted by: Sokolowe Shyster Firm, Esq.
Leave me out of it. Even I'm not that crooked.
Posted by: Better Call Saul at March 30, 2015 07:55 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2015 07:55 PM (FcR7P)
Vito and Rocco came round, as they do regularly when Reid is in town. Reid told the security guys to let them in and take a break while certain matters were discussed privately.
Vito and Rocco weren't too happy about Reid failing to deliver on previously agreed items. Reid got mouthy with them. They gave him some dental work on the mouth, and the rest of his face. Security came back to find Reid out cold, and took him to the ER.
Simple as that.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 07:55 PM (noWW6)
He said it was the result of a hockey accident, but from the look of him, and assuming the position of his nose, Obama must have stopped short.
Posted by: (not JJ) Sefton at March 30, 2015 07:55 PM (wi0rD)
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at March 30, 2015 07:50 PM (7Kbxu)
I see what happened to Reid, and I consider that the Hindus might just have been onto something with the concept of karma.
Especially the concept of karma being a bitch.
Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 07:55 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2015 07:55 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: seamrog at March 30, 2015 07:55 PM (sd12/)
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at March 30, 2015 07:50 PM (7Kbxu)
I know I know, Occam's razor and all that. And if he is recuperating from surgery or undergoing physical therapy then he very likely used an exercise band. And seniors bruise ridiculously easy. But it's fun to conjecture!
Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 07:55 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 30, 2015 07:56 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Shit man does not work here anymore. Go talk to Fred Asshole in Accounting.
Posted by: AoSHQ HR Flunkie at March 30, 2015 07:56 PM (JBzwC)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (0FSuD)
*********
Bring 'em young!
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 30, 2015 07:56 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2015 07:56 PM (lZOfi)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 07:55 PM (FMbng)
After???
Posted by: Sokolowe Shyster Firm, Esq at March 30, 2015 07:57 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 30, 2015 07:56 PM (yxw0r)
Hah!
Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 07:57 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2015 07:56 PM (lZOfi)
Doubt it. Down there I only push papers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 07:58 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: AoSHQ HR Flunkie at March 30, 2015 07:56 PM (JBzwC)
I'm the new guy here. Can I help you?
Posted by: Wereso Boned, AoSHQ Intern at March 30, 2015 07:58 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 07:58 PM (ahBY0)
He showed up in the Senate one day with a swollen nose and black eyes.
Rumor has it that his 'injuries' were the result of plastic surgery.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 30, 2015 07:58 PM (18VPK)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 07:58 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Preston Brooks at March 30, 2015 07:59 PM (amQXf)
Who the fuck are you?
I'll snap your eyeballs out of your skull faster than you can say..
Posted by: The Excersize Band at March 30, 2015 07:59 PM (bbk1i)
He's basically the slightly smarter, more obnoxious brother of our very own ex-moronette "Curious".
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 07:59 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2015 07:59 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 07:49 PM
Da Mob is branching out into green energy. Windmills, solar farms, big holes for thermal, etc. , Imminent domain so cheap land, nothing down, borrow from the US Dept of Energy, and never pay it back. Hairy is their agent. Or was.
Posted by: Lester at March 30, 2015 07:59 PM (2UPXV)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 08:00 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Dave S. at March 30, 2015 08:00 PM (UvR6d)
Maybe it was payback from the Chinese investors over not getting the Bundy ranch they were promised for development.
While speculation it would need to be a major power broker who could do it without even a ripple of effect and a whimper of excuse.
Posted by: OSTB at March 30, 2015 08:00 PM (LcZar)
https://youtu.be/xGpRFKG_fos
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at March 30, 2015 08:00 PM (c0vPq)
The MSM will never go after this story, because they do not want to take on anyone who is actually dangerous.
Reid, is dangerous.... those who smacked him... more so....
ergo... just like with Islam (who WILL kill you)... they are too cowardly to actually cover this story...
They only go after safe targets... like TEA party folks... or Christians...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 30, 2015 08:00 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Pajama Boy at March 30, 2015 08:01 PM (3MNCs)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 07:58 PM (WNERA)
No. Just no.
Harry Reid demonstrated his corruption and evil nature in so many ways over the years that I personally will find it utterly impossible to feel sorry for any misfortune which may befall him.
This is, I know, not a credit to my own soul.
But Harry Reid is an evil, evil man.
I may pray for his redemption. But I will not feel sorry for him. Ever.
Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 08:01 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2015 08:02 PM (lZOfi)
Posted by: Ralphie's Teacher at March 30, 2015 08:03 PM (qh617)
Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 08:03 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:03 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: wth at March 30, 2015 08:03 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:03 PM (ucDmr)
Not in this case...
Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 08:04 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 30, 2015 08:04 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (MMC8r)
For upper body work out. Same as using weights.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 08:05 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 30, 2015 08:05 PM (qyGu1)
Posted by: PC at March 30, 2015 08:05 PM (O0LFG)
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at March 30, 2015 08:06 PM (IbjZr)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 08:06 PM (FMbng)
In Spain, where the left-wing geniuses in government had passed a massive feed-in tariff for solar farms providing power to the national grid, the local wiseguys bought up a bunch of decrepit half-functional solar farms, trucked in honking big diesel generators, and promptly collected a ton of money.
Eventually the wiseguys figured out that the government was so stupid that they would get paid lavishly for pushing "solar" power to the grid even at night. Which they did, for years on end.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 08:06 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 30, 2015 08:06 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: OSTB at March 30, 2015 08:06 PM (LcZar)
Yeah, I was getting kind of a "Chinatown" / "Rango" vibe from this too. Only without the paedo. Or so they'd say.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 08:07 PM (AVEe1)
So, did Harry cross the Mob, or did he cross Obama?
Or, (shudder) The Hildebeast and her girls?
....
I would never put out a hit on anyone. Nuh-uh, not me.
Posted by: Hillarrhoids at March 30, 2015 08:07 PM (wAQA5)
Well, outside of Dealey Plaza in Dallas, maybe.
*sniff*
Look how they massacred my boy!
Posted by: Zombie Joe Kennedy at March 30, 2015 08:07 PM (amQXf)
We're talking about "severe facial injuries AND broken ribs"...did the exercise equipment bounce off of him a few times?
Posted by: SGT York at March 30, 2015 08:07 PM (4nN8R)
The supreme court can take just a handful of cases in a year, so these fucking progressive judges will enforce obama's hope and change for decades.
I'd say more but prudence stops me.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 08:07 PM (WNERA)
Si, es estupido
Posted by: El Kickbacko at March 30, 2015 08:08 PM (DL2i+)
Mooch caught him trying to steal a French fry off her plate.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
...............................
Or maybe he got between her and that tamale.
Posted by: wth at March 30, 2015 08:08 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 30, 2015 08:08 PM (n9Nn7)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 08:06 PM (FMbng)<<<
He's lucky, Wookies are known for ripping arms off.
Posted by: Han Solo at March 30, 2015 08:08 PM (CZexX)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 30, 2015 08:09 PM (qyGu1)
Posted by: antinous, the divine at March 30, 2015 08:09 PM (AVEe1)
Mooch caught him trying to steal a French fry off her plate.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
reid would be dead if it were a lobster.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 08:09 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: kK at March 30, 2015 08:10 PM (0oJOM)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2015 08:10 PM (lZOfi)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 08:10 PM (WNERA)
Pish tosh. I'm hoping he ends up like Joe Pesci in Casino.
If that casts me into purgatory I'll deal with it.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 08:11 PM (g1DWB)
We're talking about "severe facial injuries AND broken ribs"...did the exercise equipment bounce off of him a few times?
Posted by: SGT York
.................................
The band snapped, hit him in the ribs, flew across the room, ricocheted off the wall, flew back and hit him in the eye. For realz. Without losing velocity. It's science and shit.
Posted by: wth at March 30, 2015 08:12 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: kK
If only there were a profession, whose job it was to investigate stories and report what they find. They could be called "reporters". Oh well, silly idea, I know.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at March 30, 2015 08:12 PM (GuwT9)
Well, I had to refer to movies that people actually might have watched.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 08:12 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Dick Cheney at March 30, 2015 08:13 PM (CZexX)
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 08:13 PM (ahBY0)
After the rubber band broke his eye socket it decided to try the ribs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2015 08:13 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 08:13 PM (iWlfa)
Posted by: Mistress Overdone at March 30, 2015 08:14 PM (2/oBD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 08:14 PM (FMbng)
Probably not a movie to be directed by Oliver Stone anytime soon . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 08:14 PM (AVEe1)
I wonder if he'll get a bionic eye.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 30, 2015 08:14 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Zombie Luca Brasi at March 30, 2015 08:15 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 30, 2015 08:14 PM (2x3L+)
I hope they install it in his ass.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 08:15 PM (FMbng)
And they guy you shot was 78 at the time IIRC. Reid's 75.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 08:15 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 08:15 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Giancarlo Stanton at March 30, 2015 08:16 PM (CZexX)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 30, 2015 08:16 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:16 PM (ucDmr)
Now thats funny.
Hope you have been drinking otherwise it would be sad.
good senator that joke is so bad it is funny.
Posted by: OSTB at March 30, 2015 08:16 PM (LcZar)
Posted by: John McCain at March 30, 2015 08:18 PM (UvR6d)
Posted by: wth at March 30, 2015 08:18 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Zombie Luca Brasi at March 30, 2015 08:18 PM (Dwehj)
yeah.... somehow an 8 year old boy, who took Karate lessons got let in to Harry's 'New Years Eve' party....
Someone in security missed that one....
Posted by: Harry Reid's Secret Service Agent at March 30, 2015 08:18 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Hepcat at March 30, 2015 08:18 PM (IeR2g)
holy cats, these donkeys on Fast N Loud really chafe my ass
They are about to destroy a 1971 Dodge Challenger R/T
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:19 PM (FRLeJ)
Exhibit one: Harry Reid.
Call him as a witness like they do with the three hundred pound welfare woman who cries about not having enough money to feed her kids.
Posted by: mallfly at March 30, 2015 08:19 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 08:20 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Cruzinator at March 30, 2015 08:20 PM (sIhFA)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2015 08:20 PM (lZOfi)
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2015 08:21 PM (DL2i+)
They are about to destroy a 1971 Dodge Challenger R/T
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:19 PM (FRLeJ)
da fuq?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 08:21 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:21 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: wth at March 30, 2015 08:21 PM (wAQA5)
These idiots in Dallas actually take a torch to these classic cars and cut them up so they can re-fit modern parts to them.
Then, worst of all, they remove the stock wheels (and hubs/spindles) and replace them with 20" wheels.
Then, to really a ruin a classic car, they install a goofy air suspension.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:21 PM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 30, 2015 08:22 PM (Bl4dy)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:22 PM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: mallfly at March 30, 2015 08:22 PM (qSIlh)
/jk
No really. Why are there donkeys?
Posted by: L, Elle at March 30, 2015 08:22 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 08:23 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 08:13 PM (ahBY0)
Those we call Jack Mormon in Utah or non-practicing back East.
In DC circles, if you are Mormon, but go to the cocktail parties and imbibe, you usually call yourself a "non-practicing" Mormon. But I think Reid implied he was practicing, so who knows.
Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 08:23 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:23 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Airandee at March 30, 2015 08:23 PM (UXcK7)
My friends, we have nothing to fear with these exercise bands.
......................
Except when they seem to have mysterious and magical powers, a mind of their own, and deadly aim.
Posted by: wth at March 30, 2015 08:23 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: jim at March 30, 2015 08:23 PM (VwhRo)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:22 PM (FRLeJ)
Charger was a B body, challenger I think was an F body, if I remember right.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 08:24 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Zombie Don Corleone at March 30, 2015 08:25 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:25 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:19 PM
They are going to burn in hell.
Posted by: otho at March 30, 2015 08:25 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Cruzinator at March 30, 2015 08:25 PM (sIhFA)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 30, 2015 08:25 PM (KCxzN)
I mean, I know Pixy saved Ace's life in 'nam and everything, but it's really time to get something a bit more modern.
Posted by: Null at March 30, 2015 08:26 PM (xjpRj)
I don't know how many Mormons don't stick to the Word of Wisdom exactly. I do know that when I was at BYU I didn't know a single kid who smoked or drank.
Try finding another University like that in the US.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2015 08:26 PM (jhqr1)
Also, why hasn't Chuck Schumer introduced legislation to ban exercise bands??
Posted by: Ktgreat
......................................
He better quick, cuz he could be next.
Posted by: Tony and Guido Exercise Bands, Inc. at March 30, 2015 08:26 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 08:27 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 08:27 PM (MMC8r)
They're taking the drivetrain out of a 2015 Challenger and putting it into a restored original stock 1971 Challenger R/T, a rare car.
This is a crime.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:27 PM (FRLeJ)
I don't really have anything against Chargers, for one.
Posted by: Zombie Christa Mcauliffe at March 30, 2015 08:27 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Moe & Larry at March 30, 2015 08:28 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 30, 2015 08:28 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:28 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 08:28 PM (g/zj9)
I do know that when I was at BYU I didn't know a single kid who smoked
or drank.
Yeah, but they all had three wives, he he.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 08:28 PM (0FSuD)
Then, worst of all, they remove the stock wheels (and hubs/spindles) and replace them with 20" wheels.
Then, to really a ruin a classic car, they install a goofy air suspension.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:21 PM (FRLeJ)<<<
Stpid ass monkeys.
It's one thing if it was junk like they normally bring me, it's a shame if it's a nice car they're starting with changing it just because.
Posted by: Sue, the upholsterer at March 30, 2015 08:28 PM (CZexX)
And to fit that 2015 drivetrain in the 1971, they have to cut the engine cradle and fabricate a new fitment and move all kinds of shit around.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:28 PM (FRLeJ)
I don't really have anything against Chargers, for one.
Posted by: Zombie Christa Mcauliffe at March 30, 2015 08:27 PM (amQXf)
We DO!!!!
Posted by: Every Raiders Fan at March 30, 2015 08:29 PM (qh617)
Posted by: mallfly at March 30, 2015 08:29 PM (qSIlh)
#1 stone cold sober university since '98, baby!
Posted by: BYU at March 30, 2015 08:29 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: wth at March 30, 2015 08:29 PM (wAQA5)
Fast N Loud, a 'reality' series on Discovery channel.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:29 PM (FRLeJ)
My theory is that ace really REALLY loves his privacy. I mean the island of Niue? Must be some sort of awesome privacy laws.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2015 08:30 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Null at March 30, 2015 08:26 PM (xjpRj)
*Sniff*
Posted by: Hamsters weeping silently in the corner at March 30, 2015 08:30 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Airandee at March 30, 2015 08:30 PM (UXcK7)
face is due from bleeding around his eye and will keep sliding down his
face. He is elderly and taking a long tome to absorb the bruising.
ThunderB opined here that it was injuries from an airbag- that too a
possibility. He has a security detail, the only reason I don't think
someone beat hime up.
Posted by: museisluse at March 30, 2015 07:20 PM (hfaKT)
Driving drunk, had a wreck, airbag-related injuries?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2015 08:30 PM (eenKj)
Posted by: Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 08:30 PM (SFpiC)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:30 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at March 30, 2015 08:31 PM (cIoI4)
I don't really have anything against Chargers, for one.
Posted by: Zombie Christa Mcauliffe at March 30, 2015 08:27 PM (amQXf)
I'm so going to hell for laughing at that.
Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 08:31 PM (sdi6R)
Imagine finding a rare Rembrandt, then taking a can of metallic spray paint and jazzing it up. And then gluing a few sparkly beads on the painting.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:32 PM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: Airandee at March 30, 2015 08:32 PM (UXcK7)
Posted by: Nip Sip
I've probably told this story here, but I'm gonna tell it again anyway.
I was on a LDS mission, and met with this guy and his girlfriend a few times. They were hopelessly addicted to inhalants like glue and paint.
Anyways, the first time I met her, I reached to shake her hand. She did the same. Just before we made contact though she jerked back her hand and hissed, "Too many wives, too many wives!"
At the time I had zero wives. Now I have one.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2015 08:33 PM (jhqr1)
Harry Reid is to the exercise industry as Ted Kennedy was to the floating automobile industry.
Posted by: Airandee at March 30, 2015 08:32 PM (UXcK7)
WINNER
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 08:33 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Teacher seduced me to write cursively at March 30, 2015 08:33 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 30, 2015 08:33 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:34 PM (ucDmr)
holy cats, now they're cutting off more of the middle part of the frame!
yeah, the new 6-speed transmission is just too damn big
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:34 PM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: wth at March 30, 2015 08:35 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: @JohnTant at March 30, 2015 08:35 PM (CVTpV)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:36 PM (ucDmr)
If Reid was beaten up, I wonder what the story would have been if he died from his injuries....
Posted by: @JohnTant at March 30, 2015 08:35 PM (CVTpV)
Too many aspirin
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at March 30, 2015 08:36 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Little Tony Sarcoma at March 30, 2015 08:36 PM (aRUb8)
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves for even doubting Reid's honorable intentions and secret scout camp.
Posted by: mallfly at March 30, 2015 08:37 PM (qSIlh)
If Reid was beaten up, I wonder what the story would have been if he died from his injuries....
Posted by: @JohnTant at March 30, 2015 08:35 PM (CVTpV)
Took the wrong plane
Posted by: Zombie Ron Brown at March 30, 2015 08:37 PM (0FSuD)
He reminds me of that creepy old dude on Family Guy, the one who is always trying to get some young boy.
Seriously, he's like 80 and frail, how the hell could he put enough torque on a rubber band to give himself a bruise let alone break his ribs and almost take out one eye?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 08:37 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: George Jetson at March 30, 2015 08:37 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:37 PM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: wth
That was the elliptical's job. He fucked up.
Posted by: Exercise Band of Death at March 30, 2015 08:38 PM (sQzB6)
Posted by: Charles "Bonecrusher" Koch at March 30, 2015 08:38 PM (UvR6d)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:38 PM (ucDmr)
Remember when Netanyahu came to speak to the Congress, and he made a special shout out to Reid, good to see you on your feet again Harry?
It's always the Jews.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2015 08:39 PM (Sh5hm)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 08:39 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 30, 2015 08:39 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:39 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2015 08:33 PM (jhqr1)
I don't think I heard you tell that one! Too funny.
My grandma was warned by her relatives when she was investigating the church that Mormons kept their wives locked up in the temples, that was why they had gates around them! Luckily she is stubborn and converted anyway. But I think about that sometimes when I drive past temple gates, hah.
You know, Mormon temples would not be a bad place to flee to in zombie apocalypse. All of them have gates, and the larger ones have cafeterias and laundry facilities. Possibilities here...
And if you have to have a bunch of zombies chasing you about, can't go wrong with ones dressed in their Sunday best or in their temple clothes! Classy bunch of undead there.
Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 08:40 PM (yRwC8)
so guess what?
they're cutting the floorboards!
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:37 PM (FRLeJ)
That's what heshe said!
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2015 08:40 PM (Sh5hm)
Posted by: Mistress Overdone at March 30, 2015 08:40 PM (2/oBD)
Probably a collectible today, NL pulled that special issue off the shelves.
Posted by: mallfly at March 30, 2015 08:40 PM (qSIlh)
If it were true (it's not), I could envision Reid wrapping a band around a pole and leaning out. His hand slips, he stumbles forward and trips over a bench and into a weight rack.
He's old and fragile. Old people break bones just falling down. I can see this old pederast getting these injuries in this manner.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2015 08:41 PM (jhqr1)
speaking of hacking up a car...
last year I replaced my fuel pump in my Navigator. I know someone with a lift so it wasn't too bad to drop the tank part-way and access the stupid fuel pump.
But I was reading a Ford Forum for ideas and tips and one guy who owned an old Expedition actually cut a hole in his floorboard to gain access to the top of the fuel tank!
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:41 PM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at March 30, 2015 08:41 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: mallfly at March 30, 2015 08:42 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Fringe at March 30, 2015 08:43 PM (Stqj5)
But, butchering this Challenger is a pretty big sin.
Posted by: Sue, the upholsterer at March 30, 2015 08:43 PM (CZexX)
Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 08:43 PM (yRwC8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_r5UJrxcck
It does show that modern cars are safer than vintage ones. I would not want to be the driver of that '59 Bel Air.
Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 08:44 PM (sdi6R)
If my relatives had told me that one, I would never let them forget it.
"Yeah, I got special permission from SLC to take my wife out for a walk! You want to come with us?"
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2015 08:45 PM (jhqr1)
Or something like that. SS and personal goons did not intervene, probably not around.
Posted by: HAL at March 30, 2015 08:45 PM (OmBeX)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2015 08:45 PM (lZOfi)
Ass Monkey is fine when they're Frankensteining an old Dodge pickup with a Crown Vic front end and Chevy engine, then clearcoating the green/rusty paint...
Yeah, that's okay.
But what they did to that 1968 Camaro for Sonic was a sin.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:45 PM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: docweasel at March 30, 2015 08:46 PM (0r/VP)
Posted by: HR's cats at March 30, 2015 08:46 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: The Searchlight Strangler at March 30, 2015 08:46 PM (UvR6d)
This just occurred to me.
Remember when Netanyahu came to speak to the Congress, and he made a
special shout out to Reid, good to see you on your feet again Harry?
Hah, that one sounds like it came straight from Chicago. "I hear the river is real nice for swimming this time of year"
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 08:46 PM (ahBY0)
POTTSVILLE, Pa. -- Former death row inmate Mumia Abu-Jamal has been hospitalized, but his lawyer says prison officials won't tell him why.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 30, 2015 08:46 PM (e8kgV)
What's wrong with that test? The 59 didn't hit him head on. If he had he would have crushed the Malibu.
Rigged test
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 08:47 PM (0FSuD)
Before plastic fuel tanks, it felt like Russian roulette if you were replacing a pump without a brass punch
Posted by: Teacher seduced me to write cursively at March 30, 2015 08:47 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:47 PM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 08:48 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Harry Reid at March 30, 2015 08:48 PM (sQzB6)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 08:48 PM (AVEe1)
But what they did to that 1968 Camaro for Sonic was a sin.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:45 PM (FRLeJ)<<<
That was last season, right? I've not seen many of the builds from last couple seasons.
Posted by: Sue, the upholsterer at March 30, 2015 08:49 PM (CZexX)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 30, 2015 08:50 PM (j1Wvr)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 08:50 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:45 PM
I'm a Ford guy, but I know this truth to be self evident: thou shalt not fuck with a 1968 Camero
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 30, 2015 08:50 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2015 08:45 PM (jhqr1)
"I even get to use the good leash this time!"
Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 08:50 PM (yRwC8)
It's the wrist restraints that are giving his "developers" difficulty.
Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2015 08:51 PM (ty633)
Posted by: Vinnie 'The Eliptical' Gambini at March 30, 2015 08:51 PM (kJUI8)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 30, 2015 08:51 PM (e8kgV)
What's wrong with that test? The 59 didn't hit him head on. If he had he would have crushed the Malibu.
Rigged test
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 08:47 PM (0FSuD)
Not rigged at all. It's called a "small overlap" crash, and it is very possible in the real world.
It's a tough one to pass, too.
Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 08:51 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:52 PM (ucDmr)
Maybe. I do know that all the church parking lots have to have a barrier so our parking lots don't become public domain.
We have to lock them off once a year so they are still considered private.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2015 08:53 PM (jhqr1)
That said, I have seen patients who are on blood thinners get snapped by some medium resistance bands and the next day they're bruised a bit but NOTHING like Henderson Hard-luck Harry.
Now, if he fell (and I think that's the story he's going with now) that might be a different deal, but that's not what the original story was as I recall.
I don't know who slapped him around or beat him up and obviously I don't know why - but I do know that I'll buy that person a drink if I ever do find out.
Posted by: Arizona Mike at March 30, 2015 08:54 PM (9uqzR)
Posted by: William Friedkin at March 30, 2015 08:54 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: simplemind at March 30, 2015 08:54 PM (hTeQK)
Posted by: "Snaps" Clemenza at March 30, 2015 08:55 PM (AYvi0)
Then a couple of months later, I heard that they downgraded it because it failed a small overlap crash test.
Oh well. I guess I'll have to be careful about veering into oncoming traffic.
Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 08:56 PM (sdi6R)
POTTSVILLE, Pa. -- Former death row inmate Mumia Abu-Jamal has been hospitalized, but his lawyer says prison officials won't tell him why.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 30, 2015 08:46 PM (e8kgV)
I'm sure Dr. B.J. Hunnicutt would like to take care of him.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 30, 2015 08:56 PM (W5DcG)
No, I'm thinking tranny prostitute. Either Harry wanted some rough stuff, or some really kinky stuff, or tried to cheap out on the fee -- which would totally be in character for the old skinflint. That's why he can't go public.
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 30, 2015 08:56 PM (znMLR)
Posted by: SouthTexas at March 30, 2015 08:57 PM (/orPj)
Posted by: Sal, the Sledgehammer at March 30, 2015 08:57 PM (CZexX)
Almost like Bibi was mocking him...Hee, hee.
Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2015 08:58 PM (JSovD)
Wreck damage is a function of weight. The 57 Chevy weighed 3,225 pounds. I suspect the Malibu weight is less than half that.
3,000 lb Prius against by 5,900 lb 1990 Land Cruiser? Good luck fella.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 08:58 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 30, 2015 08:58 PM (SFpiC)
Posted by: Teacher seduced me to write cursively at March 30, 2015 08:59 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 08:48 PM (AVEe1)
Who told?!
Posted by: ExMormons at March 30, 2015 08:59 PM (yRwC8)
My understanding is that the Mormon temples are gated off because kinky young exMormons sneak in there to f*ck.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 08:48 PM (AVEe1)
Why do you think I joined?
Posted by: Glen Beck at March 30, 2015 09:02 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Johnny Boy at March 30, 2015 09:02 PM (QFI86)
Turns out they can't fit the new 6-speed tranny in the 1971, so they have to opt for a smaller unit.
What a waste.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 09:02 PM (FRLeJ)
Spot on.
I still have physical scars from wrenching on a '67.
Unrelated, that car was the only car in which I have ever been "airborne". The car was never quite the same afterwards, but HOLY SHIT: WE'RE FLYING!!!
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 30, 2015 09:02 PM (KCxzN)
But I was reading a Ford Forum for ideas and tips and one guy who owned an old Expedition actually cut a hole in his floorboard to gain access to the top of the fuel tank!
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:41 PM (FRLeJ)
The RX/Highlander requires removing the rear bench and going in through the floorboard to access the fuel pump. I'm not looking forward to that repair.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 30, 2015 09:02 PM (l3LvV)
I read a couple of exMormons' comments over a decade ago.
Now, *those* commenters were probably lying. But I figured that even if they were lying they had a fantasy about doing it. And if young people have a fantasy, then they'll at least try to do it.
So, the Temple security lock that shit up, to cock-block. Killjoys.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 09:03 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Buffalo Bill at March 30, 2015 09:04 PM (kFxpe)
The bands were made by the Gambino Fitness Company.
Posted by: Johnny Boy at March 30, 2015 09:02 PM (QFI86)
Fine Italian bands with olive oil included
Posted by: Guido at March 30, 2015 09:04 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 09:04 PM (ucDmr)
The RX/Highlander requires removing the rear bench and going in through the floorboard to access the fuel pump. I'm not looking forward to that repair.
Sounds better than laying on your back in your driveway and dropping the tank..
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 09:05 PM (FRLeJ)
Wait.....wut.....
Are we seriously saying the mob beat Harry freaking Reid?????
Is that what were saying?
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 09:06 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 09:06 PM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 09:06 PM (ahBY0)
Would you believe VERY drunk?
Posted by: Some Dude at March 30, 2015 09:06 PM (SFpiC)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 09:07 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Tape Measure Guy at March 30, 2015 09:07 PM (SFpiC)
Posted by: Zoltan at March 30, 2015 09:07 PM (eLZwy)
Vinnie made him an offer he couldn't refuse......and he refused.
Posted by: Zoltan at March 30, 2015 09:07 PM (eLZwy)
No he didn't, he's still breathing and he quit.
Posted by: Guido at March 30, 2015 09:08 PM (0FSuD)
http://tinyurl.com/klw2vgq
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:08 PM (F2IAQ)
Wreck damage is a function of weight. The 57 Chevy weighed 3,225 pounds. I suspect the Malibu weight is less than half that.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 08:58 PM (0FSuD)
Actually, their weights are pretty close.
http://www.autoblog.com/buy/2009-Chevrolet-Malibu/specs/
http://www.oldride.com/library/1959_chevrolet_bel_air.html
My Mazda 5 is about 3400 lbs., which is comparable.
Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 09:09 PM (sdi6R)
I laid in my driveway and dropped a tank once... but I was pretty drunk.
Would you believe VERY drunk?
Posted by: Some Dude at March 30, 2015 09:06 PM (SFpiC)
I call them democrats and do them in the morning.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 09:09 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 30, 2015 09:10 PM (EDYaR)
Posted by: Tiger W. at March 30, 2015 09:11 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: tbodie at March 30, 2015 09:11 PM (Rt8Uf)
I would have never guessed that. Course I would have thought a Prius was only 2,K till I looked it up and it 3K.
There goes my theory.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 09:12 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2015 09:12 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: MTF at March 30, 2015 09:12 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Brian Willaims at March 30, 2015 09:13 PM (5CWXs)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 09:03 PM (AVEe1)
Yes, that is obvs the only reason. So rude!
But the grounds are pretty and well kept so I don't blame them...
I am now picturing a happy innocent just married couple stepping onto the temple lawn to get pics taken, and running across used...accoutrements for certain extracurricular activities. That would be horrible and hysterical at the same time.
Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 09:13 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2015 09:13 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 09:13 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: MTF at March 30, 2015 09:14 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:14 PM (F2IAQ)
By the way, thank you exercise bands. Great job.
What exactly do those exercise bands want Reid to do?
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 09:15 PM (MDgS8)
I guess so, more shit, less steel. Although the new cars have those steel beams across the doors
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 09:16 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 30, 2015 09:16 PM (EDYaR)
Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2015 09:16 PM (EgOr3)
I've said all along these particular exercise bands were left handed and used a bat
Posted by: MTF at March 30, 2015 09:12 PM (FCsIb)
and have a teenage son.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 30, 2015 09:16 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: MTF at March 30, 2015 09:14 PM (FCsIb)
This post is brought to you by exercise bands: doing the thing you always wanted to do to Harry Reid, so you don't have to be slapped with a federal crime for doing it!
Posted by: And now a word from our sponsor at March 30, 2015 09:16 PM (yRwC8)
Batteries are heavy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:14 PM (F2IAQ)
Yeah, that explains the Prius weight I guess.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 09:16 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Nikkolai at March 30, 2015 09:17 PM (I0CZQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:17 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 09:17 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Vinny at March 30, 2015 09:18 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2015 09:18 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Vinny at March 30, 2015 09:19 PM (0FSuD)
Guido: "No problem, I'll send a couple of guys over to help you find it."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:19 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Adriane the Stupidity Critic ... at March 30, 2015 09:19 PM (nSOh+)
making everybody want to hurl chunks? I'm not normally one to mock a
person's appearance but he is a freak.
Hey Peaches, I think it's just the simple fact that some folks just don't have the basic bone structure to all look like Michael Jackson.
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 09:20 PM (ahBY0)
What the hell did do, or not do to warrant such a beat down?
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at March 30, 2015 09:20 PM (VNgld)
I don't buy the Mafia explanation. Harry could retaliate, and he does have the security detail.
No, I'm thinking tranny prostitute. ...
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 30, 2015 08:56 PM (znMLR)
why not both?My theory is a connected father.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 30, 2015 09:20 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 09:17 PM (MDgS
Mobsters and Mormons! Such is the story of Harry. Also, coincidentally, an LDS movie!
Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 09:20 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at March 30, 2015 09:21 PM (0FSuD)
Sounds better than laying on your back in your driveway and dropping the tank..
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 09:05 PM (FRLeJ)
I agree. I watched a video of a guy going through the procedure and it didn't appear to be *that* much of a chore. My concerns are due to the seemingly unanimous complaints of RX forum goers who consider it a truly awful job. I cannot rule out the possibility that they are whiny wussies, though.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 30, 2015 09:21 PM (l3LvV)
Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2015 09:21 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Jacob's
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He didn't become wealthy by ordinary means.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:21 PM (F2IAQ)
You're joking, right?
Posted by: Peaches
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Maybe someone was selling tickets?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:22 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: the Prophet Isaiah at March 30, 2015 09:22 PM (3F6F8)
I just cant figure out why someone would beat him that badly.
What the hell did do, or not do to warrant such a beat down?
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at March 30, 2015 09:20 PM (VNgld)
See @474
Posted by: Vinny at March 30, 2015 09:22 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 09:22 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 30, 2015 09:23 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:22 PM (F2IAQ)
The first rule of Harry Reid Fight Club is don't talk about Harry Reid Fight Club!
Posted by: Harry Reid Fight Club at March 30, 2015 09:23 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 09:23 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 09:23 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:22 PM (F2IAQ)
Yes! Hammer, ftw! And, yeah, this pusillanimous pederast? Didn't even have to be one of ours.
Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2015 09:24 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2015 09:24 PM (9HaoF)
Posted by: Museisluse at March 30, 2015 09:24 PM (hfaKT)
Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 30, 2015 09:24 PM (xrURQ)
Posted by: eleven
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Just because my personal wealth increased 40% in one term from subsidies and 'grants', doesn't mean I'm a 'grifter'.
Posted by: Kat Hagan at March 30, 2015 09:24 PM (F2IAQ)
So Harry being the nice person he is does not want to cause them any trouble.
Posted by: ADK46er at March 30, 2015 09:25 PM (mRk2+)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 09:23 PM (0FSuD)
Oooh, what topic? On fire Megyn is always a good time.
Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 09:25 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 09:26 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 09:26 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Robinson at March 30, 2015 09:26 PM (W2Cji)
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I know of two instances where old queens were beat up by young male prostitutes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:26 PM (F2IAQ)
I do not know details of the legal aspects of the case and this may be a perfectly reasonable ruling by the court.
What is not reasonable is that the school officials took the action they did as opposed to cancelling the Cinco de Mayo celebration or banning Mexican-themed dress or calling in police to deal with any violence against the American students. Or given the fact of the schools action, it is quite unfortunate all school officials were not run out of town. But then the majority (for two more decades) American population is de-balled and deserving of trek down the road to complete dispossession. Their place will be taken by stronger, more aggressive communities.
Fortunately everyone will still be able to endlessly debate marginal tax rates and the benefits of massive deficit spending so all will be well.
Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 09:26 PM (NUqwG)
I remember the movie "The Postman Always Rings Twice". It took place in the 30s or 40s. There was a horrific scene of a car crash, where a woman went through the windshield which shattered and blinded her. That was before the invention of safety glass.
Airplanes are also safer nowadays. Well, except for the occasional psycho co-pilot.
Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 09:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jaws at March 30, 2015 09:27 PM (Rbtz3)
within legal standards when requiring American students to remove (or
turn inside out) American flag imagery (colors?) on t-shirts during
Cinco de Mayo
No muthafuckin' way!!! We are so completely doomed. {head exploding}
Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2015 09:29 PM (EgOr3)
within legal standards when requiring American students to remove (or
turn inside out) American flag imagery (colors?) on t-shirts during
Cinco de Mayo
No muthafuckin' way!!! We are so completely doomed. {head exploding}
Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2015 09:29 PM (EgOr3)
The Russian Supreme Court?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 09:31 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 09:32 PM (/tNwW)
Any Pilot/Driver can turn something fairly safe, deadly.
Here hold my beer and watch me ride this 3mph under power Barbie Jeep down this steep hill.
Posted by: Robinson at March 30, 2015 09:32 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: Dave S. at March 30, 2015 09:32 PM (UvR6d)
Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2015 09:29 PM (EgOr3)
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It is not mere coincidence that I posted the comment on this thread...
Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 09:33 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 30, 2015 09:33 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: ADK46er at March 30, 2015 09:33 PM (mRk2+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 09:34 PM (/tNwW)
But.... If someone has enough on him, like go away to prison for the rest of your life, then I guess you are going to sit there and take it, and smile.
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at March 30, 2015 09:34 PM (VNgld)
What happened to Harry Reid's mother? Was she a jackel?
I don't know but the bitch is in heat again.
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 09:34 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 09:34 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 30, 2015 09:34 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 09:35 PM (MDgS8)
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Thus you will soon be *required* to only ride in a self-driving car.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:35 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 30, 2015 09:36 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 09:36 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 09:36 PM (iWlfa)
Posted by: Hairy Ass True Man at March 30, 2015 09:37 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Guido's Exercise Equipment Co. at March 30, 2015 09:37 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at March 30, 2015 09:37 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:37 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 09:34 PM (ahBY0)
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That's when the Gabachos began celebrating it.
Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 09:37 PM (NUqwG)
Cinco de Quatro! Get it right plebes.
Posted by: Obama, putting money on Reid bum fights at March 30, 2015 09:38 PM (yRwC8)
Thanks for the correction, I thought it was a fake holiday.
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 09:38 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: dartist
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You probably did not observe Cesar Chavez's holiday either.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:39 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at March 30, 2015 09:40 PM (lwUXV)
Posted by: Jorge's Exercise Equipment Compania at March 30, 2015 09:40 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Ostral
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Maybe...
Posted by: The Friendly Stranger in the Black Sedan at March 30, 2015 09:41 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 09:41 PM (iWlfa)
Posted by: Jorge's Exercise Equipment Compania at March 30, 2015 09:40 PM (ACs5
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That rag reminds me of slavery!
Posted by: Gentle Giant at March 30, 2015 09:41 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:42 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Zombie Michael Corleone at March 30, 2015 09:42 PM (Dwehj)
Fuck, maybe it's this calendar the V.A.gives me every year.
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 09:43 PM (ahBY0)
Except the mafia hasn't been involved in a big way in Vegas for decades.
Who needs the Mafia when there's the SEIU? The fucking fat fabulous SEIU?
Posted by: Corona at March 30, 2015 09:43 PM (fh2Y7)
Posted by: Lurker at March 30, 2015 09:43 PM (UsgHM)
I vote April 1st or May 6th "Oh the humanity"
Posted by: Robinson at March 30, 2015 09:43 PM (W2Cji)
Thus you will soon be *required* to only ride in a self-driving car.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:35 PM (F2IAQ)
With a fully automated car, nothing can go wrong...can go wrong...can go wrong...
Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 09:43 PM (sdi6R)
I don't think this is the case with Harry, as I've heard he swings more toward toward underage boys.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 30, 2015 09:44 PM (LffmZ)
Thanks for the correction, I thought it was a fake holiday."
It's real but really just a reason to go drinkin'.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 09:45 PM (iWlfa)
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 09:45 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: rickl
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I would look forward to spoofing them at four-way stops...., except everything will be on camera.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:45 PM (F2IAQ)
However, we do have the security video from his exercise room on continuous loop, and the finest popcorn. And vino.
Posted by: Las Vegas Organized Underworld at March 30, 2015 09:45 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2015 09:45 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Carlo Reid at March 30, 2015 09:45 PM (Dwehj)
The Blue screen of death takes on a whole new meaning.
Posted by: Robinson at March 30, 2015 09:46 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 09:46 PM (NUqwG)
Well now I don't feel so dumb. I don't need a reason to for that.
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 09:46 PM (ahBY0)
Fucking retards.
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 09:47 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Robinson at March 30, 2015 09:46 PM (W2Cji)
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Sometimes it turns red.
Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 09:47 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at March 30, 2015 09:48 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:48 PM (F2IAQ)
Just like a mafia hit, the guy who beat Reid, was back in Detroit before Reid ever got out of the hospital.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 09:48 PM (t43dZ)
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Actually they won the battle but then got occupied anyway. the French did not give up for 4 years which is pretty good for the French.
Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 09:49 PM (NUqwG)
There ya go. You haven't missed a thing.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 09:49 PM (iWlfa)
Posted by: Lou Informacion de Votere at March 30, 2015 09:49 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 09:50 PM (t43dZ)
Posted by: Sponge
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It will know (and tell) where you are, where you have been, and when.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:50 PM (F2IAQ)
You asked your car to take you someplace for 'some action' and it's here!
Please strip. The Rainbow Troubleshooter Sodomy Party starts in 5 minutes!
Posted by: Friend Computer at March 30, 2015 09:50 PM (SFpiC)
Anyone heard from Garrett lately? Those bears are gonna be so jealous.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 09:50 PM (AVEe1)
532 >>> I thought Cinco de Mayo was a marketing thing that caught on by Corona Beer or some such.
Cinco de Quatro! Get it right plebes.
Posted by: Obama, putting money on Reid bum
Stay thirsty my friends, stay thirsty
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 09:51 PM (fIzos)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 09:52 PM (t43dZ)
http://tinyurl.com/qfdl5gm
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:48 PM (F2IAQ)
Was that the album cover? If so, it's even more disturbing than the song.
Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 09:52 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:52 PM (F2IAQ)
the only speech which is supposed to be censored, is 'fighting words'...
The Supreme Court, therefore, just declared the Flag of the United States of America... fighting words...
They may be more prophetic than they imagine...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 30, 2015 09:52 PM (qh617)
Posted by: The Most Interesting Harry in the World at March 30, 2015 09:52 PM (Dwehj)
It sounds like alot of people are having trouble with the blog lately. Whatever happened with the last major blog breakdown that led to the port 1080 problem seems to have screwed up the site in ways that have yet to be fixed. I never got the red page of 500 error words before, but now I do pretty regularly.
Anyway, Ace ain't gonna fix it. He is rather set in his ways.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 30, 2015 09:53 PM (2x3L+)
Senator. I am sure if Reid (or just about any US Senator) wanted to
they could bring a world of hurt down on someone.
>>>
That assumes they are legally clean enough to fight back.
Posted by: The Guy with the blackmail thumbdrive at March 30, 2015 09:53 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: rickl
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Yes. And....
Lawn. Off.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:53 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: sinkhole DiBlasio at March 30, 2015 09:53 PM (XrHO0)
You're assuming that the Senate matters. Or that any elected DC office matters.
Here in Colorado: I got the definite vibe that the local Dems let Udall drift, and that they rallied around salvaging Hickenlooper and state-level legislators. (And maybe Polis.)
If the Senators don't matter, then why not rough one or the other up, pour encourager les autres. (I'm here thinking on behalf of a mobster and not recommending actually doing this, gods no.)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 09:55 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Corona at March 30, 2015 09:56 PM (fh2Y7)
Paste your text in the upper window, click the 'Convert' button, then copy your text from the LOWER (converted) window, and paste here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:57 PM (F2IAQ)
Paste your text in the upper window, click the 'Convert' button, then copy your text from the LOWER (converted) window, and paste here.
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...while standing on your head and spinning around
Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 10:00 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Corona at March 30, 2015 10:00 PM (fh2Y7)
If you are attempting to paste text containing Unicode, Pixy chokes. http://bit.ly/pixyize lets you scrub text, replacing Unicode with equivalent &etc HTML entities. NB: Does not work if you can't use ampersands.
L, Elle: "Anyway, Ace ain't gonna fix it. He is rather set in his ways."
All the problems are in the commenting section. What Ace does is unaffected. Hence, not his problem.
Posted by: mindful webworker - AoSHQ Commenter Survival Tips at March 30, 2015 10:01 PM (ACs58)
Paste your text in the upper window, click the 'Convert' button,
then copy your text from the LOWER (converted) window, and paste here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:57 PM (F2IAQ)
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...while standing on your head and spinning around
Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 10:00 PM (NUqwG)
or, just go smoke a bowl and rub one out . . .
Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2015 10:01 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2015 10:02 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 10:08 PM (u/Asb)
He's lying about it because he's ashamed of everyone knowing he's to old to function. He's retiring from the Senate because he knows he is too old to function.
Wish it were a juicier story, but this makes more sense.
Posted by: Mark in Portland at March 30, 2015 10:17 PM (kbr2E)
Posted by: rickl
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Yes. And....
Lawn. Off.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:53 PM (F2IAQ)
Nah, I remember when that was a hit.
I was 12 at the time, and it's probably just as well that I didn't understand the implications of the lyrics.
Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 10:27 PM (sdi6R)
I think you hit on something! I think it was a juicer! He had a juicer accident! Wow, you nailed it!
Posted by: Mistress Overdone at March 30, 2015 10:27 PM (2/oBD)
Posted by: John the Libertarian at March 30, 2015 10:30 PM (Jk/zI)
Posted by: Mr Kobeyashi at March 30, 2015 10:32 PM (2/oBD)
The idea the mob roughed up Reid over some failure to deliver is pretty deep in the conspiracy swamp. First, they don't rough up potential witnesses, they make sure they never testify. Second, Harry has never let them down, not since he was head of the Nevada Gaming Commission.
Posted by: Adjoran at March 30, 2015 10:38 PM (QIQ6j)
My dad died at 83 on New Years Day. Before that, he was on all kinds of blood thinners and bruised super easily.
The worst of those bruises would fade within two weeks.
I don't know what happened to Reid, but I marvel at an injury that's still that disfiguring almost 4 months later...
Posted by: Palandine at March 30, 2015 10:41 PM (OldRG)
I'm right-handed, so the only way I could bust a face like that would be a sucker-punch from the side. Not face-to-face, and not attacking from behind. Like the accused pederast Reid does to little boys. With his penis.
Posted by: the botnet at March 30, 2015 11:27 PM (ZJrnQ)
Posted by: the botnet at March 30, 2015 11:29 PM (ZJrnQ)
Posted by: dogfish at March 31, 2015 12:11 AM (1vYi0)
Posted by: dogfish at March 31, 2015 12:11 AM (1vYi0)
Posted by: Passionate Conservative at March 31, 2015 12:11 AM (MesJq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2015 12:35 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2015 12:37 AM (DXzRD)
Harry Reid: punched himself in the face.
Chuck Hagel: walked into a kitchen cabinet.
Bob Gates: fell at his home.
Hillary Clinton: fainted and sustained a concussion.
Posted by: OxyCon at March 31, 2015 01:43 AM (xBryS)
They are an ill coordinated bunch, for sure.
Posted by: sinkhole DiBlasio at March 31, 2015 02:13 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Hyman Roth at March 31, 2015 07:36 AM (mIQJh)
I think he's a sick old man who doesn't heal so good. That would explain why he won't sue, he'd lose. They'd put his health condition on trial and the jury would agree most people wouldn't get that badly injured.
Posted by: Chris Balsz at March 31, 2015 10:21 AM (8rRE+)
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