What the Hell Really Happened to Harry Reid?

Reporters are just accepting the claim that he was attacked by an ornery exercise band, huh?

John Hindraker of Powerline wonders about what really might have happened.

When a guy shows up at a Las Vegas emergency room on New Year's Day with severe facial injuries and broken ribs, and gives as an explanation the functional equivalent of "I walked into a doorknob," it isn't hard to guess that he ran afoul of mobsters. Yet the national press has studiously averted its eyes from Reid's condition, and has refused to investigate the cause of his injuries. To my knowledge, every Washington reporter has at least pretended to believe Reid's story, and none, as far as I can tell, has inquired further.


So he was working out late on New Years Eve, huh?

Let's consider what would really happen if someone where hit this badly by an exercise band.

I work out with exercise bands. I am in fact often afraid that they will either snap or, more likely, slip free of where they're anchored, and hit me in the face.

I don't know if this is a real possibility or not. I do know the possibility of a face hit by an exercise band has occurred to me.

But here's why I don't believe it in the case of Harry Reid:

Why isn't he warning people about this being a real possibility?

I'll tell you what, if this happened to me, believe me, I'd be on the blog telling you about it, and warning you to be very careful with these bands. In fact, if an exercise band took my right eye away from me, I'd be telling you to wear goggles at all times when using them.

Actually I think I'd tell you to join a gym -- it's safer.

I also would be telling you who manufactured these particular bands, so that you would be warned about possible slipshod manufacture.

Is Reid doing any of these things? No, of course not. He puts out the lie, then tries to run away from it as soon as possible.

This is why I knew Anthony Weiner was lying about his "Hacked!" claim. If someone gets hacked, this is a very big deal, and very angering, and that person would move heaven and earth to get justice from this very serious violation.

Instead, Weiner just wanted us all to move past it and forget it ever happened.

This is not possible. If someone really were violated, they would demand an investigation and serious consequences for the violators.

Harry Reid's story is that he, a rich man thanks to being part of the lucrative Legislation Industry, had to resort to using a fairly cheap piece of exercise equipment instead of using the more common real gym equipment men of his means could afford. Dumbbells are kind of expensive, but not so expensive that a Legislation Magnate couldn't afford a couple of racks of nice rubber-encased dumbbells.

But no, he's using cheap exercise bands.

And then when one allegedly snaps, or tears free of its anchor point, and robs him of the use of his right eye, he says nothing about it? He doesn't warn people? He doesn't start a Senatorial Investigation into the safety of such equipment?

Why doesn't he tell us what brand of exercise band blinded him in one eye.

Is this because this nasty, pugilistic man has just decided to be mellow about the company that took one of his eyes away from him?

Or is this because there is no exercise band manufacturer to complain about, because there was never any exercise band at all?


Posted by: Ace at 07:14 PM




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1 His Exercise band vendor was Guido's of Las Vegas.

Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 07:15 PM (h6Mpm)

2 There would be a HUGE lawsuit if it were a piece of exercise equipment. HUGE.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at March 30, 2015 07:15 PM (KuU4f)

3 He got fucked up by the mob.

Posted by: redenzo at March 30, 2015 07:16 PM (WCnJW)

4 Exercise band? No. My guess is he was beaten by a boy band.

Posted by: Countrysquire, dropping in at March 30, 2015 07:17 PM (eEBON)

5 The picture of him that shows the injury looks identical to when you have been punched in the face. Go figure?

Posted by: Dan at March 30, 2015 07:17 PM (COpZ4)

6 Too bad about his right eye. Sure hope nothing happens to the other eye, that would leave him blind.

Posted by: Ronster at March 30, 2015 07:18 PM (4NtAn)

7 You forgot the ribs. For an exercise band to do as much damage as he sustained, it has to be strong enough to launch an ICBM.

Posted by: joated at March 30, 2015 07:18 PM (px+oU)

8 The picture of him that shows the injury looks identical to when you have been punched in the face. Go figure?
Posted by: Dan at March 30, 2015 07:17 PM (COpZ4)


Exercise bands get pretty angry when you can't deliver the gravy for them, you know.

Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 07:18 PM (h6Mpm)

9 He certainly deserved a beating.

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2015 07:19 PM (KETbL)

10 Dear Muscle Magazine, I was exercising in my bathroom with my exercise bands and you'll never believe what happened to me...

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at March 30, 2015 07:19 PM (KuU4f)

11 If that happened the lawsuits and regulation would be flying. There would be hearings. Companies would be closed. People would disappear.

The old fag got his ass beat by Guido for having a smart mouth.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 07:19 PM (MMC8r)

12 ...he'll keep his yap shut if he knows what's good for him.

Posted by: Luciano 'fingers D'Amato at March 30, 2015 07:20 PM (Mj3Lx)

13 If this had happened to a prominent Republican, the MSM wouldn't shut up about it.

Lib blogs would be full of all kinds of lewd speculations about what happened.

But because it's Harry Reid, crickets.

Posted by: Hepcat at March 30, 2015 07:20 PM (IeR2g)

14 I suspect another drunken fall. The bruising on his face is due from bleeding around his eye and will keep sliding down his face. He is elderly and taking a long tome to absorb the bruising. ThunderB opined here that it was injuries from an airbag- that too a possibility. He has a security detail, the only reason I don't think someone beat hime up.

Posted by: museisluse at March 30, 2015 07:20 PM (hfaKT)

15 Broken ribs, too, I believe.

His explanation doesn't seem credible.

Posted by: Y-not at March 30, 2015 07:20 PM (9BRsg)

16 You would think some Vegas newspaper would do some checking on his story. You would think.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 30, 2015 07:20 PM (OBbk5)

17 He had broken ribs too?

That, my friends, is one magic elastic.

Posted by: someone get Oliver Stone on the phone at March 30, 2015 07:21 PM (gHt6z)

18 Worked out, worked over, what's the difference?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 30, 2015 07:21 PM (NeFrd)

19 Harry Reid's problem is that he hasn't died, screaming, while on fire. I think I can say that about the entire Democrat party.

Posted by: Null at March 30, 2015 07:21 PM (xjpRj)

20 >>> What the Hell Really Happened to Harry Reid?

I like to think that all the boys captive in his underground pleasure lair finally broke free and beat him up on their way to sweet, sweet freedom, but that's just the optimist in me.

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 07:21 PM (yRwC8)

21 A snapping exercise band would leave a welt, not break ribs.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at March 30, 2015 07:21 PM (GuwT9)

22 I'd hate to meet the 8-yr old he advanced upon.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel, Allegedly at March 30, 2015 07:21 PM (1CroS)

23 He certainly deserved a beating.
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2015 07:19 PM (KETbL)


Daily, when Majority Leader, yes, definitely.

Thrice weekly, now he's in the minority.

I can be merciful.

Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 07:22 PM (h6Mpm)

24 Go read Vox. They explain this very carefully to us nitwits. They even explain why Harry is rich. He was a lawyer, don't 'cha know... Vox knows best, after all. They were practically there with Harry when it happened. In spirit, of course.

Posted by: Janetoo at March 30, 2015 07:22 PM (DVU82)

25
The safe word is "Palomino".

Posted by: Nan P. at March 30, 2015 07:22 PM (ZOXAs)

26 Except the mafia hasn't been involved in a big way in Vegas for decades.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 30, 2015 07:22 PM (oFCZn)

27 It's possible that the mob worked him over, but given that it happened on New Years Eve, isn't the simplest explanation that he was drinking and had some sort of accident?

Posted by: Glaucon at March 30, 2015 07:22 PM (cb4I6)

28 Also, there were three or four different things he fell into,and despite the weasel Dave Weigel minimizing this little detail, it is quite obvious that something needed to be hidden.

Posted by: museisluse at March 30, 2015 07:22 PM (hfaKT)

29 I believe that the accident happened when he was working out because Harry is so buff. I mean, just look at him.


Posted by: Hepcat at March 30, 2015 07:23 PM (IeR2g)

30 Were I a reporter, I'd probably want to confirm that it wasn't a parent of a child he might have molested. He hasn't denied it, has he?

Posted by: jgs at March 30, 2015 07:23 PM (9+/tG)

31 Maybe his drunk battery-ing brother hit him.

Posted by: Y-not at March 30, 2015 07:23 PM (9BRsg)

32 And then he comes up with the, "You know I think I've done all I can do as a Senator, time for someone else" story.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 30, 2015 07:23 PM (OBbk5)

33 I saw Snapping Exercise Band open for the Boston Pops at a Fourth of July concert back in '04.


They played a medley of patriotic songs.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 30, 2015 07:23 PM (NeFrd)

34 I was running, annnnnnnnd I fell on it. Yup, that's how that light bulb got in my squeakhole.

An exercise band beat the living crap out of me, over a large part of my head.

You pick the lie.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2015 07:23 PM (4nR9/)

35 People get drunk and fall down everyday. It happens. Let it go, wingnutz.

Posted by: Hillary Rodham-Rodham at March 30, 2015 07:24 PM (GuwT9)

36 What, another boldfaced lie from Our Betters ?

Can't even do Feigned Shock anymore, and why bother anyway, this is Bidniss As Usual in the Glorious Twenty-First Century.

"What difference does it make ?"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2015 07:24 PM (go6ud)

37 >>> Or is this because there is no exercise band manufacturer to complain about, because there was never any exercise band at all?


Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it...
It's gonna be the Summer of Harry!

Posted by: Harry Costanza at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (yRwC8)

38 Hey, Harry, go get your shinebox exercise band.

Posted by: Harry's Mob associates at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (CZexX)

39 One other thing is overlooking. Harry Reid is a 75 year old man. How much torque can a 75 old man put on exercise bands.

Not much. Certainly not enough for them to reach their snapping point.

Posted by: WisRich at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (xWQFH)

40 how was I to know that nine year old turned out to be a 32 year old stunt midget from Cirque de Soleil?

Posted by: the Searchlight Strangler at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (fUjxW)

41

Upon reflection, I think there are 2 (two) possibilities:

1. Hairy Reed REALLY DID have an exercise band snap, striking him and causing him to fall off the treadmill he was running (at 34mph) on ... resulting in a Three Stooges-Premium-Grade 5 minute short;

2. The exercise band was named Vinnie ...

Posted by: Arbalest at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (FlRtG)

42 I used to see dick prints like those on Harry's face on the inside of my underwear when I was ten years old. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (TIgJq)

43 The mob seems far fetched. Couldn't he have been drinking and fell down? It was New Year's Eve.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (T1Jm0)

44 Politics in Nevada is still pretty mobbed up.

Posted by: The Nevada Hat at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (0Ew3K)

45 I saw Snapping Exercise Band open for the Boston Pops at a Fourth of July concert back in '04.


They played a medley of patriotic songs.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 30, 2015 07:23 PM (NeFrd)


I saw Violent Thera-Band open for the Festering Pederasts at the Venetian in '08.

Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (h6Mpm)

46 Just be grateful we haven't yet been treated to Hillary with some part of her walker stuck where God never intended.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (4nR9/)

47 Come on some of the boys gave him a tune-up...

Posted by: E.T. at March 30, 2015 07:26 PM (K+RBk)

48 Well Nevada would appear to have a tad of shadiness in it's politics, what with unions and casinos and Joe Pesci and eyeboxes and such. But I thought US Senators were off limits. At least that what Mario Puzo taught me. I guess these new turks aren't following the script.

Triva question. Where did they find a cornfield in Nevada to put Nicky and his brother Dominique down? Harshly.

Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 30, 2015 07:26 PM (lPdaT)

49
It was an ACME exercise band ...

Posted by: Wylie Coyote at March 30, 2015 07:26 PM (FlRtG)

50 elder abuse

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 07:26 PM (u8GsB)

51 Yeah, let's talk business, Harry. First of all, you're all done. The Democrat Family don't even have that kind of muscle anymore. Obama's sick, right? You're getting chased out of Washington by Boehner and the other Families. What do you think is going on here? You think you can come to my hotel and take over? I talked to Boehner - I can make a deal with him, and still keep my hotel!

Posted by: Moe Greene at March 30, 2015 07:26 PM (3MNCs)

52 As much as I would love for him to have had a beat down from an enraged preschooler, he was no doubt drunk and fell onto furniture. Old people break easily and these are classic bounced off the coffee table type injuries in elders.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 30, 2015 07:26 PM (SFpiC)

53 Reid was using Rube Goldberg Inc. Elastibands. He probably has shards of candle wax and turtle shell in a few orifices.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 30, 2015 07:26 PM (1CroS)

54 One other thing is overlooking. Harry Reid is a 75 year old man. How much torque can a 75 old man put on exercise bands.

Not much. Certainly not enough for them to reach their snapping point.

Posted by: WisRich at March 30, 2015 07:25 PM (xWQFH)/i]

Reid is still quite physically strong. He feigns weakness as a tactic. He could probably beat the crap out of most of the Senate.

Posted by: The Nevada Hat at March 30, 2015 07:27 PM (0Ew3K)

55 And Jimmy Hoffa became a buddhist monk.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 07:27 PM (MMC8r)

56 My personal theory is he just got drunk, tripped and fell.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 07:27 PM (ZPrif)

57 The only bands that could leave those type of marks is Earth Wind and Fire; maybe Kool and the Gang or The E Street Band. on a good day.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2015 07:27 PM (TIgJq)

58 Does it make me a bad person if the thought of Harry getting the piss beat out of him makes me smile?

It does?

I'm ok with that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 30, 2015 07:27 PM (Coygu)

59 []39
One other thing is overlooking. Harry Reid is a 75 year old man. How much torque can a 75 old man put on exercise bands.



Not much. Certainly not enough for them to reach their snapping point.

That's an excellent point. Sort of like the trick archer we were treated to a few months ago. The guy put maybe 10 lbs on an 80 lb bow. A rubber band would give Harry a real tussle.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2015 07:28 PM (4nR9/)

60 But I thought US Senators were off limits.

I'm talking about a Senator that's mixed up in drugs. I'm talking about a - a - a dishonest Senator - a crooked Senator who got mixed up in the rackets and got what was coming to him.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 07:28 PM (rDqRv)

61 Well Nevada would appear to have a tad of shadiness in it's politics, what with unions and casinos and Joe Pesci and eyeboxes and such. But I thought US Senators were off limits. At least that what Mario Puzo taught me. I guess these new turks aren't following the script.

Triva question. Where did they find a cornfield in Nevada to put Nicky and his brother Dominique down? Harshly.

Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 30, 2015 07:26 PM (lPdaT)


For 12 years, Las Vegas' mayor was a mob lawyer who played himself in the movie "Casino"

His wife is now mayor.

Posted by: The Nevada Hat at March 30, 2015 07:28 PM (0Ew3K)

62 He can come work out with us!

Posted by: Adult Fun Camp fun coordinator at March 30, 2015 07:28 PM (ZWRoJ)

63 That's an excellent point. Sort of like the trick archer we were treated to a few months ago. The guy put maybe 10 lbs on an 80 lb bow. A rubber band would give Harry a real tussle.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2015 07:28 PM (4nR9/)


Well, he could have fallen on a crossbow . . .

Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 07:28 PM (h6Mpm)

64 Harry Reid's retirement came out of nowhere.
He's a man who loves power.
Suddenly stepping down for no good reason is not in his character.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 07:28 PM (ZPrif)

65 51 Yeah, let's talk business, Harry. First of all, you're all done. The Democrat Family don't even have that kind of muscle anymore. Obama's sick, right? You're getting chased out of Washington by Boehner and the other Families. What do you think is going on here? You think you can come to my hotel and take over? I talked to Boehner - I can make a deal with him, and still keep my hotel!

Posted by: Moe Greene

Keep an eye out Moe. Harry's not gonna like being talked to like that.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2015 07:29 PM (TIgJq)

66 The description of him getting injuries from fifteen different things is awfully similar to the French waiter in that one episode of the Simpsons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xIAJK5tQ0M

Posted by: minus the rat traps at March 30, 2015 07:29 PM (gHt6z)

67 Except Harry Reid doesn't drink. Allegedly.

He may be an odious prick with a shriveled black turd where his heart should be, but he's a moral upright man!

Posted by: Y-not at March 30, 2015 07:29 PM (9BRsg)

68 Reid is still quite physically strong. He feigns
weakness as a tactic. He could probably beat the crap out of most of
the Senate.

Posted by: The Nevada Hat

Yeah, no.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2015 07:29 PM (4nR9/)

69 But I thought US Senators were off limits.


Yeah. No.

Posted by: Pat Geary at March 30, 2015 07:29 PM (MMC8r)

70 if the bands broke did the lunk alert go off?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 07:29 PM (u8GsB)

71 Triva question. Where did they find a cornfield in Nevada to put Nicky and his brother Dominique down? Harshly.

Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 30, 2015 07:26 PM (lPdaT)


In real life it was somewhere in the Midwest.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 30, 2015 07:30 PM (oFCZn)

72 He's lying. But maybe he's just lying to cover up his drinking.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 07:30 PM (ZPrif)

73 Remember the news reports of the father who beat the crap outta some dude molesting his son?

Posted by: bkeyser at March 30, 2015 07:30 PM (dG7DS)

74 Time for a national conversation...?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 30, 2015 07:30 PM (NeFrd)

75 I think he slipped and called Mooch a wookie.

Posted by: seamrog at March 30, 2015 07:30 PM (sd12/)

76 If he talks, he might lose the other eye.

Some people play rough.

Posted by: Kristophr at March 30, 2015 07:30 PM (6fIOn)

77 Time for a national conversation...?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 30, 2015 07:30 PM (NeFrd)


I'm holding out for the national conversation on national conversations.

Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 07:31 PM (h6Mpm)

78 So, he's such a frail old man that a snapping exercise band does all that damage, but not he's hearty enough that he's able to do workouts with a band that is capable of doing all that damage.

Inconceivable!

Posted by: Vizzini at March 30, 2015 07:31 PM (CZexX)

79 Ah, the Weiner "hack." It made it's return today in the form of a BLS economist who called Indiana Nazis.

Posted by: Grant Dossetto at March 30, 2015 07:31 PM (vTHH6)

80 Ace,
You're reading Poweline now?

Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 07:31 PM (sj3Ax)

81 The mob seems far fetched. Couldn't he have been drinking and fell down? It was New Year's Eve.



Not as far fetched as you think. The mob doesn't run the casinos, the mob runs the unions.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 07:31 PM (t43dZ)

82
He hit me
And it felt like a kiss.

He hit me
And I knew he loved me.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 30, 2015 07:31 PM (kdS6q)

83 I think he slipped and called Mooch a wookie.
Posted by: seamrog

I pulled the p'tach's eye from his head and showed it too him.

Posted by: M'shell of the House of Durass at March 30, 2015 07:31 PM (GuwT9)

84 Time for a national conversation...?

We should wait until Starbucks chimes in.

Posted by: #SnapTogether at March 30, 2015 07:32 PM (gHt6z)

85 Couldn't he have been drinking and fell down?

Surely someone who reads here is a medical-examiner type and can tell us about the bruises. The Horde's got everything.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 07:32 PM (/kI1Q)

86 Be sure to try our other popular product, Lawn Darts. They're taking the country by storm!

Posted by: The ACME Giant Rubber Band Co. at March 30, 2015 07:32 PM (8ZskC)

87 81,

And the various casino unions like the culinary Union were key to Harry getting back to DC last time around.

Posted by: Tony The Ant Spilotro at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (f7eH8)

88 My money is still on him getting too aggressive with a hooker and getting a comeuppance for it.

Posted by: Hal at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (nzmxZ)

89 My money is still on him getting too aggressive with a hooker and getting a comeuppance for it.

Posted by: Hal at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (nzmxZ)

90 Levin hasn't been on WRKO in days. Now I'm listening live online & I've only heard commercials.

Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (sj3Ax)

91 Costanza Defense: "My personal theory is he just got drunk, tripped and fell."

It was a three-storied fall. He must've hit every piece of furniture and a couple flights of stairs.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (1CroS)

92 And you know damn well that if the fault of his injuries were the exercise machine, he would be suing the maker of it.
There is no lawsuit.

Posted by: Thor's feather duster at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (JgC5a)

93 #35

Good point, at this point, what does it matter? Amirite?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (Coygu)

94 He's a Senator.

What would a Senator do?

He'd introduce the Harry Reid Fitness Equipment Safety Act of 2015.

I'll leave to the brighter of you to come up with a better name and cleverer acronym - something like the WHACK Act?

Posted by: JEM at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (o+SC1)

95 The real tell: Chuck Schumer isn't trying to ban exercise bands.

Google

Schumer seeks to ban

sometime. That guy wants to ban ALL THE THINGS!!!

Posted by: AmishDude at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (xL9OZ)

96
"I work out with exercise bands."



*cough* Thighmaster *cough*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (kdS6q)

97 I suspect it was an exercise band made of penises, child penises.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 30, 2015 07:34 PM (TJCSB)

98 Couldn't he have been drinking and fell down?

We've already told you he did that. It's just that he got confused as to which end was his face and which his ass. Easy mistake in his case.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2015 07:34 PM (4nR9/)

99 Dr Spank: if they are allowed to grow up, they get big enough to poke your eye out.

Posted by: Kristophr at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (6fIOn)

100 Maybe this is what happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbd4t-ua-WQ

Posted by: Hepcat at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (IeR2g)

101 So McConnell is giving him safety votes now?

Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (DL2i+)

102 I believe a deep, deep forensic analysis of Harry's facial rearrangement will reveal that tiny fists of fury, -- multiple pairs, -- caused his injury. He's getting a little too cocky in his dotage.

Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (ty633)

103 Hey all! I have been away for a while. But, I a from Indiana, so trust me, I'm well aware of the news of the moment.

So, what's the sensibilities here among the 'rons and 'ettes?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (FNlbs)

104 Harry's cock ring got caught in his gimp mask.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (MMC8r)

105 I smile every time I see a photo of Harry's face with the buggered eye and the bruises. He deserved more, but I'll take what I can get.

Posted by: Ronster at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (4NtAn)

106 Yeah, reminds me of a colleague, who is "falling down the stairs" every few weeks. After a while I told her that she should think about an elevator and gave her my divorce lawyers card.

Posted by: Elize Nayden, Prophetess of Delicious Doom at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (5Dbl8)

107 As foretold by The Premiers in 1964:

"Hey has anybody seen Kosher Pickle Harry?
If you do, tell him Herbert is looking for him."

Herbert finally found Harry.

Posted by: wooga at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (AO98W)

108 Maybe he was trying out his new Red Ryder BB gun.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (NeFrd)

109 I don't know exactly why Harry's face resembles a chocolate chip cookie. But I'd like to buy the "exercise band" that did it a beer.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (qyGu1)

110 I think that he's been involved in the mob & crossed one of them.

Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 07:36 PM (sj3Ax)

111 22 I'd hate to meet the 8-yr old he advanced upon.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel, Allegedly at March 30, 2015 07:21 PM (1CroS)


They can be particularly violent in groups.

Posted by: Kosmo Kramer at March 30, 2015 07:36 PM (l3LvV)

112 Nicky and his Bro were called back to Chicago, under false pretenses.

They were buried (alive?) in a cornfield in Indiana.

Posted by: seamrog at March 30, 2015 07:36 PM (sd12/)

113 I hit you because I love you, baby.

Posted by: Ike the Exercise Band at March 30, 2015 07:36 PM (CZexX)

114 Hairy had it easy. I hear the usual penalty for failing to deliver on a promise to the Mob is burial alive.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2015 07:36 PM (8ZskC)

115
I suspect it was an exercise band made of penises, child penises.
Posted by: Dr Spank




The hidden danger of Underoos' Elastic Snapback.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 30, 2015 07:36 PM (kdS6q)

116 86
Be sure to try our other popular product, Lawn Darts. They're taking the country by storm!

Posted by: The ACME Giant Rubber Band Co.


Or the ever-popular Bag O' Glass.

Posted by: Irwin Mainway, president, Mainway Toys at March 30, 2015 07:36 PM (4nR9/)

117 Hey all! I have been away for a while. But, I a from Indiana, so trust me, I'm well aware of the news of the moment.

So, what's the sensibilities here among the 'rons and 'ettes?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2015 07:35 PM (FNlbs)


The witch hunt mob has been summoned and is in high dudgeon re: Indiana . . . is that what you're referring to?

Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 07:37 PM (h6Mpm)

118
badda bing badda BOOM

Posted by: Tony and Guido at March 30, 2015 07:37 PM (wAQA5)

119 Racist Baby(TM) gave him a beat down?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 30, 2015 07:37 PM (NeFrd)

120 They were buried (alive?) in a cornfield in Indiana.

I hadn't realized they were gay.
*eyeroll*

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 07:37 PM (/kI1Q)

121 'MERICA!

Posted by: 4 Leaf Clover at March 30, 2015 07:37 PM (vNlkp)

122 'Or is this because there is no exercise band manufacturer to complain about, because there was never any exercise band at all?'



When has that ever stopped a Lib from suing? This must be bad bad.

Posted by: Badda Bing at March 30, 2015 07:38 PM (TBp4e)

123 I read Hindraker's article and agree with his assessment; that is, Harry Reid was badly beaten with fists, with brass knuckles also possibly employed. (The extent of his injuries indicate their use. Ribs are harder to break than movies would indicate.) Hindraker guesses it was one of the mobsters who own Harry Reid, pissed off that Reid didn't come through on a deal. It's the best guess out there given Reid's Nevada connections and multi-million dollar net worth.

I'm not an expert on many things and don't know what it says about me that I know a lot about hitting and getting hit, but yeah, somebody tooled up Harry Reid. It's strange to me that whoever did the beating didn't stay away from Reid's face while working him over since the loss of a Senator's eye might invite a lot of unwanted attention. Whoever it was evidently didn't care, and that's the part I find unsettling.

Posted by: troyriser at March 30, 2015 07:38 PM (gJU39)

124 Tickled Pink:

Personally, I think the very idea of a protected class is dangerous. This law will bite them on the ass. I expect some leftists to demand "Hail Satan" cakes, or some queer group to form a Church of Ganymede, and then a lawsuit via the federal Equal Rights act will follow.

I would rather see no protected classes, and then just let boycotts and the free marker sort out bigotry.

Posted by: Kristophr at March 30, 2015 07:38 PM (6fIOn)

125 Hairy had it easy. I hear the usual penalty for failing to deliver on a promise to the Mob is burial alive.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2015 07:36 PM (8ZskC)


If only Los Angeles' new NFL stadium were a little further along . . .

Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 07:38 PM (h6Mpm)

126 71 Triva question. Where did they find a cornfield in Nevada to put Nicky and his brother Dominique down? Harshly.

Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 30, 2015 07:26 PM (lPdaT)

The soil in the desert is surprisingly rich. Unless you've been burying a lot of bodies, in which case, its not that surprising.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2015 07:38 PM (TIgJq)

127 Good one Ace. Whoever made those things that hit him on the eye should have at least been raided by the feds and fined extensively, just ask Gibson Guitars but not Martin or Taylor.

Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 07:38 PM (ahBY0)

128 Levin must be off this week.
That's a blessing in disguise. I love him but he gets me too riled up.

Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 07:39 PM (sj3Ax)

129 I'm going with drunk as a skunk, especially after his brother surfaced for being drunk as a skunk. Probably drunk driving, which is why they're covering it up.

The funny part is there's no reason to cover it up. He's a dem. They can't be touched. Hell, even here in Texas my dem state rep was busted for DWI and then quietly let off without so much as a slap on the wrist.

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 07:40 PM (MYCIw)

130 I laugh whenever I see his busted mug. He looks like he was beaten and then thrown down some concrete stairs. The odds are very good that a late night meeting with a "business" partner turned unruly.

Posted by: Lester at March 30, 2015 07:40 PM (2UPXV)

131 1
His Exercise band vendor was Guido's of Las Vegas.

Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 07:15 PM (h6Mpm)

Hey buddy I resent that!He must'a fallen out a window.

Posted by: Guido exercise bands and bunny ranch at March 30, 2015 07:40 PM (TBp4e)

132 The jagoff is finally retiring. I don't really care how he got injured. He injured the Senate a lot worse.

Posted by: Roy at March 30, 2015 07:40 PM (fWLrt)

133 Okay, okay. The rumors are true. I kicked his ass. I didn't want to admit it for a host of reasons, but mostly because he hot a good shot in; on my ribs.

His mistake was thinking that it would take me down.

...He'll never think that way again.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 30, 2015 07:40 PM (16bOT)

134
For what it's worth, the jokesters at SNL are skeptical, too. During the very unfunny Weekend Update section of last Saturday's show, they implied that reid's exercise explanation was dubious.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 07:40 PM (FRLeJ)

135 Haven't read the comments, but I can't be the first one to say . . .

Ace, you're missing the MOST telling factoid that puts the lie to his exercise band story -

HE HASN'T INTRODUCED LEGISLATION TO PREVENT SIMILAR INJURY FROM THESE DANGEROUS TOOLS OF UNFETTERED CAPITALISM!!!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2015 07:40 PM (72D6h)

136 Reid was probably worked over by a bunch of nerd programmers who didn't get their online gambling site approved.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (TIgJq)

137 I mean....is Pence done?

Honestly, and not because of this matter, but I know NO republicans and NO conservatives that have any amount of trust or respect for him. If he's on the primary ticket, I am begging ya'll.....don't vote for him.

This whole thing would have have been quietly, or at least MORE quietly, been dealt with in state government and done with. But, Pence had to come out and make a huge deal about it. Has to go on all these news programs, keeping it in the news longer.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (FNlbs)

138 Whoever it was evidently didn't care, and that's the part I find unsettling.

Yep. Someone did that to a sitting Senate Majority Leader with impunity. They knew Hairy wouldn't go to the police. I wonder why. What was Hairy afraid of exposing?

If we had, say, an investigative press that was inclined to look into such things, this might lead to an interesting story.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (8ZskC)

139 Or is this because there is no exercise band manufacturer to complain about, because there was never any exercise band at all?'

If an exercise band beats a Senator within an inch of his life, and there is no one there to witness it, did it really happen?

Posted by: Zen Master Rou Bah Bahn at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (h6Mpm)

140 Is Reid's brother left handed?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (MkQKr)

141
It wasn't me. I would never put out a hit on anyone.
Not even someone who lost ME the Senate. Sonuvabitch.

Posted by: Hillarrhoids at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (wAQA5)

142 Harry: **sobbing hysterically** An icicle... fell off the garage... of the Four Seasons... and hit me in the face... and broke my glasses... and cut my cheek.

Harry's Mom: It's ok, Harry. You're lucky. Them icicles are known to kill.

Posted by: A New Year's Story at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (CZexX)

143 I look at this as a win win.

Reid got the shit beat out of him by the mob, works for me. Reid got the shit beat out of him by a rubber band, not sure it can get better.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (g1DWB)

144 Maybe he was climbing the ugly tree drunk again.

Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (ahBY0)

145 I saw Ike the Exercise Band open for Richard Simmons on ABC's Good Morning America back in 2002. Many viewers were harmed.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (1CroS)

146 White british lady gets drunk, angrily bitches about foreigners taking over Britain.

5 months in jail. Didn't hit anybody. Just said mean stuff, like:

'I used to live in England and now I live in the United Nations,'

and:

'Where do you come from? I would like to know if any of you are illegal? I am sure like 30 per cent of you are.'

Tube racist whose champagne-fuelled tirade was viewed by thousands on YouTube is sentenced to ... http://bit.ly/KH2oDM via @MailOnline

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 07:42 PM (ZPrif)

147
The question we should be asking is: has reid's wife been seen in public since the injury?

Maybe she's bruised, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 07:42 PM (FRLeJ)

148 He isn't talking about the "exercise band" because he wasn't "exercising" with it. And neither were his youthful assistants.

If you know what I mean etc.

Posted by: revolting peasant at March 30, 2015 07:42 PM (MJ965)

149 Isn't the really disturbing part the very real possibility that one of the most powerful men in the Western World is owned by organized crime, and that nobody wants to look into that?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 07:42 PM (MMC8r)

150 Dear Muscle Magazine Penthouse, I was exercising in my bathroom with my exercise bands and you'll never believe what happened to me...

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at March 30, 2015 07:43 PM (41+Ra)

151 If owned an exercise band company I'd sue him for defamation.

Posted by: CraftD at March 30, 2015 07:43 PM (ATpLp)

152 PRO TIP: Check Harry's digs for rocket-powered roller skates.

Posted by: The Coyote at March 30, 2015 07:43 PM (8ZskC)

153 I mean....is Pence done?

Honestly, and not because of this matter, but I know NO republicans and NO conservatives that have any amount of trust or respect for him. If he's on the primary ticket, I am begging ya'll.....don't vote for him.

This whole thing would have have been quietly, or at least MORE quietly, been dealt with in state government and done with. But, Pence had to come out and make a huge deal about it. Has to go on all these news programs, keeping it in the news longer.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2015 07:41 PM (FNlbs)
---
He turned out to be a huge disappointment and will be an also-ran, if he bothers to campaign at all.

Posted by: Elize Nayden, Prophetess of Delicious Doom at March 30, 2015 07:43 PM (5Dbl8)

154 This whole thing would have have been quietly, or at least MORE quietly, been dealt with in state government and done with.

It *was* really quiet until after it passed the Statehouse, then all of a sudden fascists from other states started throwing hissies. HRm.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 07:43 PM (/kI1Q)

155 Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk

Posted by: Moe & Larry at March 30, 2015 07:44 PM (NeFrd)

156 think about an elevator and gave her my divorce lawyers card.

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?feature=player_embedded&v=n7oRU-zErEA

Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2015 07:44 PM (DL2i+)

157 Ace I believe he said he was on a thread mill or something and the band broke.



We are to believe he fell, broke three ribs falling on the machine he says and lost an eye. Oh and the safety clip didn't stop the machine.



Next you know he'll be trying to convince us he doesn't like little boys.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 07:44 PM (0FSuD)

158 If he was beaten by the mob, any speculation as to why? Drunken fall seems more plausible. Or raging transsexuals? Seem to be a lot of those roaming around lately.

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at March 30, 2015 07:44 PM (3F6F8)

159 90 Levin hasn't been on WRKO in days. Now I'm listening live online & I've only heard commercials.

Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 07:33 PM (sj3Ax)


He took Friday - Monday off to see his parents

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 07:44 PM (WNERA)

160
I didn't get suspicious until reid announced he's finally leaving the Senate.

Perhaps someone put the fear of God into him...

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 07:44 PM (FRLeJ)

161 I'm kinda glad his worthless ass got slapped around although I have my doubt's about an exercise band doing that much physical damage. Rubber or whatever material just doesn't have that kind of kinetic energy to break ribs. A bruise? Maybe, but the thing is, all of it's energy is spent the second it's released and the mass of the material just isn't that much to start with.

Harry met Vinny and Guido for some exercise, they were tossing him around like a cheap practice dummy. I wonder who intervened to keep it from being worse?

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at March 30, 2015 07:44 PM (74McK)

162 'I used to live in England and now I live in the United Nations,'


That's pretty clever. Maybe we can move their headquarters to Rotterham.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 07:44 PM (/kI1Q)

163 160
I didn't get suspicious until reid announced he's finally leaving the Senate.

Perhaps someone put the fear of God into him...
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 07:44



No his bank called and told him to stop depositing money they were full.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 07:45 PM (WNERA)

164 Carol, Levin will be back tomorrow.

Posted by: Ronster at March 30, 2015 07:46 PM (4NtAn)

165 26
Except the mafia hasn't been involved in a big way in Vegas for decades.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 30, 2015 07:22 PM (oFCZn)

Right, and I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you if you believe that.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 07:46 PM (0FSuD)

166 Maybe we can move their headquarters to Rotterham.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier

SECONDED!

Posted by: UN "Peace Keepers" at March 30, 2015 07:46 PM (GuwT9)

167 @154

I think it was more like quiet until Pence goes out and talks about how great it is, and how he can't wait to sign it into law.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2015 07:46 PM (FNlbs)

168 I would like to buy that exercise band a drink.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 30, 2015 07:46 PM (qyGu1)

169 Bob from table 9,
Thank you!

Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 07:46 PM (sj3Ax)

170 Well, I'd totally look into this.

But nobody's returning my calls these days!

Posted by: Michael Hastings at March 30, 2015 07:47 PM (DLu2s)

171 Ace I believe he said he was on a thread mill or something and the band broke.



Some days Ace gets on a thread mill.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 07:47 PM (t43dZ)

172 >>>Levin must be off this week.

That's a blessing in disguise. I love him but he gets me too riled up.

Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 07:39 PM (sj3Ax)<<<
I think he said last week that he was just taking (last) Friday, and today off to be with his parents who are of fairly ill health.
Though a break from the stress might not be a bad thing.

Posted by: Mark's cardiologist at March 30, 2015 07:47 PM (CZexX)

173 "Hell, even here in Texas my dem state rep was busted for DWI and then quietly let off without so much as a slap on the wrist."

Call Greg!

Posted by: Rosemary Lehmberg at March 30, 2015 07:47 PM (9BRsg)

174 I tell you, for a pre-teen that boy had a hell of a jab.

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 30, 2015 07:47 PM (5LOno)

175 So the band managed to hit his ugly face and ribs at the same time?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 30, 2015 07:47 PM (qyGu1)

176
Too bad his injuries weren't worse. I hope he was in a lot of pain.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (FRLeJ)

177 Except Harry Reid doesn't drink. Allegedly. He may be an odious prick with a shriveled black turd where his heart should be, but he's a moral upright man!
Posted by: Y-not at March 30, 2015 07:29 PM (9BRsg)


*types comments about temple recommends and worthiness and not judging others*

*deletes comments about temple recommends and worthiness and not judging others*

All I will say is this: one of the temple recommend questions asks if you are honest in your dealings with your fellow men. Let's just say I'm not sure how he circled that square during the "on my honor I know Romney is not paying his fair share of taxes" portion of the election. But that's up to Harry Reid to work out when he finally meets his maker, not me, thank goodness.

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (yRwC8)

178 Reid's a Mormon he doesn't drink, he just likes little boys.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (0FSuD)

179 I posted something about Reid being involved with the mob in an early am thread & most already knew he's been involved.

Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (sj3Ax)

180 I don't care how it happened, I just hope it hurts like hell!

Posted by: Killerdog at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (vntmB)

181 Reid "Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down"

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (lZOfi)

182 >>Some days Ace gets on a thread mill.

We ARE the thread mill.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (g1DWB)

183 Band On The Run....

Posted by: Wings at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (qyGu1)

184 Ace I believe he said he was on a thread mill or something and the band broke.

Why does one use an exercise band on a treadmill?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (MMC8r)

185
Alternate post title:

Did Harry Reid's Dominatrix Forget The Safe Word?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 07:49 PM (FRLeJ)

186 Except the mafia hasn't been involved in a big way in Vegas for decades.


They don't have to be, they're in Washington making laws. It pays more with less risk.

Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 07:49 PM (ahBY0)

187 There were rubber bands all right.

Bands made from rubbers Harry had used while molesting.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2015 07:49 PM (UVfht)

188 Except the mafia hasn't been involved in a big way in Vegas for decades.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


Right, and I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you if you believe that.



Nothing gets built, slept in, moved, ate, drank or temporarily shit in without money passing thru the mobs hands. (unions)

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 07:49 PM (t43dZ)

189 I think it was more like quiet until Pence goes out and talks about how great it is, and how he can't wait to sign it into law.


First I heard of it was the GenCon sniveling.

But yeah, I'm disappointed Pence didn't tell them to to go pound sand. 1) The time for comment on the bill was while it was being debated. 2) All the tantrums are based on a lie.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 07:49 PM (/kI1Q)

190 A Mormon doesn't drink, but then he doesn't get mobbed up, either.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 07:49 PM (MMC8r)

191 I managed second string at a thread mill once.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2015 07:50 PM (8ZskC)

192 I prefer to keep imagining a couple of guidos introducing him to their version of brass knuckle politics.

Then in 2017, Attorney General Trey Gowdy announces a 110,052 count indictment of the Democrat Party under the RICO Act. Dingy will have a starring role in the counts.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 30, 2015 07:50 PM (Zn2ap)

193 This guy nails it!
"Robert GodwinI like to think that Charles Koch put Reid in a chokehold him while David calmly slipped on the brass knuckles."

Posted by: ball of hate at March 30, 2015 07:50 PM (2yvM+)

194
I have no doubt Reid is one sick fuck. It's obvious that he's into kink.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 07:50 PM (FRLeJ)

195 I wonder why. What was Hairy afraid of exposing?
___
There are no corpses in my basement. As of right now. Honest Injun.

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 30, 2015 07:50 PM (5LOno)

196 160
I didn't get suspicious until reid announced he's finally leaving the Senate.

Perhaps someone put the fear of God into him...

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 07:44 PM (FRLeJ)



Ot the fear of Guido.

Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 07:50 PM (sdi6R)

197 The thing is, what I learned from taking care of my father during the last three and a half years of his life, is that old people are incredibly fragile. In particular, they develop wounds and bruises seemingly over the slightest of contacts.

As much as I loathe Harry Reid, it seems entirely credible that he may well just be experiencing that.

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at March 30, 2015 07:50 PM (7Kbxu)

198 Did Harry Reid's Dominatrix Forget The Safe Word?

It's lucky for Senator Reid that my brother Fredo owned that place.

Posted by: Tom Hagen at March 30, 2015 07:51 PM (8ZskC)

199 The hospital ship Comfort is departing Norfolk Wednesday but will leave without its longtime senior medical officer.

Capt. Rachel Haltner, 50, the commanding officer of the ships medical treatment facility, was fired Monday amid an investigation into the command climate, Military Sealift Command said in a Monday release.

She has been reassigned to Naval Medical Center Portsmouth.

Oh great? She looks like a terror on wheels. I hope I don't run into her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 07:51 PM (rDqRv)

200 I think it had everything to go with a cardboard tube, a pic lighter, a gerbil, and another dude's ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 07:51 PM (FMbng)

201 I read Hinderakers piece this weekend. It is amazing how uncurious the MFM is about it. The story doesn't add up. I mean common sense looking at the extent of his injuries head AND ribs? Then Harry announces he's hanging it up? I call BULLSHIT! These fckrs like Reid don't leave voluntarily, they only unless they are forced to. Sorry the timing is just too fishy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 30, 2015 07:51 PM (qyGu1)

202 The Senate has a very fancy, members-only gym, and I find it hard to believe that Reid doesn't have something just as fancy at home.

The idea that he was working out with some cheap-o rubber bands, on New Year's Eve, no less, is just laughable.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2015 07:51 PM (lmdHn)

203 Why does one use an exercise band on a treadmill?
___
So then I was, ah, dusting in the nude. And I slipped. And uh, I landed on it.

Posted by: Guy explaining why he needs x-rays of his rear.\ at March 30, 2015 07:51 PM (5LOno)

204 If it was a "mob" beating, then it must be a different mob than the one that he supports and works for. Guy is a total gangster, even though he talks like a little sissy.

Posted by: Jaibones at March 30, 2015 07:52 PM (rzRqr)

205 ...Bic lighter

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 07:52 PM (FMbng)

206 >>>The question we should be asking is: has reid's wife been seen in public since the injury?



Maybe she's bruised, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 07:42 PM (FRLeJ)<<<

Remember when Harry said unemployment was part of the War on Women(tm) because unemployed men were more likely to beat their wives, girlfriends, etc.
Well, they better keep a close eye on his wife once he's out of office, what with all the pent up Koch Bros. anger he used to vent on the Senate floor.

Posted by: memory lane at March 30, 2015 07:52 PM (CZexX)

207 184
Ace I believe he said he was on a thread mill or something and the band broke.



Why does one use an exercise band on a treadmill?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower


Cross-training. Obviously.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2015 07:52 PM (4nR9/)

208 178
Reid's a Mormon he doesn't drink, he just likes little boys.


Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (0FSuD)

...well that's a relief,

Posted by: MADD at March 30, 2015 07:53 PM (TBp4e)

209 Shit man I need a new keyboard, these worn off letters are really starting to screw up my already screwed up typing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 07:53 PM (FMbng)

210 Call Greg!
Posted by: Rosemary Lehmberg at March 30, 2015 07:47 PM (9BRsg)


Call us!

Wait, we're kinda tied up in vaginal mesh right now.

Give us a bit . . .

Posted by: Sokolowe Shyster Firm, Esq at March 30, 2015 07:53 PM (h6Mpm)

211 He's wearing cataract glasses like Hillary was wearing just a few short months ago. I pray for permanent debilitating brain damage. Is that wrong?

Posted by: TVoC at March 30, 2015 07:53 PM (XzRw1)

212 Why does one use an exercise band on a treadmill?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM
.............It helps alleviate the pressure of the ball gag and makes the anal beads wiggle. Not that I would know.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 30, 2015 07:53 PM (qyGu1)

213 We will miss your representation, Senator Reid. You were always a voice for us.

Posted by: NAMBLA at March 30, 2015 07:54 PM (MMC8r)

214 Wait, we're kinda tied up in vaginal mesh right now.

Give us a bit . . .



Posted by: Sokolowe Shyster Firm, Esq at March 30, 2015 07:53 PM (h6Mpm)


Is that after the pelvic sling, the bladder sling, the hammock, and the fucking trampoline?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 07:55 PM (FMbng)

215 Call Greg!
Posted by: Rosemary Lehmberg
Call us!
Posted by: Sokolowe Shyster Firm, Esq.

Leave me out of it. Even I'm not that crooked.

Posted by: Better Call Saul at March 30, 2015 07:55 PM (GuwT9)

216 I think we can rule out Mitch McConnell as the perpetrator.

Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2015 07:55 PM (FcR7P)

217 "He has a security detail, the only reason I don't think someone beat hime up."

Vito and Rocco came round, as they do regularly when Reid is in town. Reid told the security guys to let them in and take a break while certain matters were discussed privately.

Vito and Rocco weren't too happy about Reid failing to deliver on previously agreed items. Reid got mouthy with them. They gave him some dental work on the mouth, and the rest of his face. Security came back to find Reid out cold, and took him to the ER.

Simple as that.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 07:55 PM (noWW6)

218 Didn't something like this happen to Kerry just before he became SOS? He showed up in the Senate one day with a swollen nose and black eyes.

He said it was the result of a hockey accident, but from the look of him, and assuming the position of his nose, Obama must have stopped short.

Posted by: (not JJ) Sefton at March 30, 2015 07:55 PM (wi0rD)

219 As much as I loathe Harry Reid, it seems entirely credible that he may well just be experiencing that.
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at March 30, 2015 07:50 PM (7Kbxu)


I see what happened to Reid, and I consider that the Hindus might just have been onto something with the concept of karma.

Especially the concept of karma being a bitch.

Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 07:55 PM (h6Mpm)

220 So, did Harry cross the Mob, or did he cross Obama?

Then again hastags rarely kick your ass.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2015 07:55 PM (5LOno)

221 Maybe he was exercising on a Bushmill.

Posted by: seamrog at March 30, 2015 07:55 PM (sd12/)

222 As much as I loathe Harry Reid, it seems entirely credible that he may well just be experiencing that.
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at March 30, 2015 07:50 PM (7Kbxu)

I know I know, Occam's razor and all that. And if he is recuperating from surgery or undergoing physical therapy then he very likely used an exercise band. And seniors bruise ridiculously easy. But it's fun to conjecture!

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 07:55 PM (yRwC8)

223 If it was a beating, it wasn't an organized crime thing. They wouldn't risk it - one, the guy(s) who did the beating would almost certainly get caught for that (or something else down the road) and be very inclined to trade all they knew about the Reid beating for a nice deal. Two, they're not really going to profit from it as an institution; they'd be a lot more likely to let slip some info that would ruin Reid, rather than beating him. Three, even if they would profit, there's no guarantee that a simple beating would trigger it; unless you get *real* nasty, most people can take an ass-kicking or two, and they'd be unlikely to get another shot at him. Four; that's pretty high-profile for any organized crime outfit, at least on the domestic front. Colombian/Mexican cartels have no problem taking out pols in their home country, but it would be a risky move here - and one they've stayed away from previously.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 30, 2015 07:56 PM (amQXf)

224 Shit man I need a new keyboard,
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Shit man does not work here anymore. Go talk to Fred Asshole in Accounting.

Posted by: AoSHQ HR Flunkie at March 30, 2015 07:56 PM (JBzwC)

225 178 Reid's a Mormon he doesn't drink, he just likes little boys.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (0FSuD)

*********

Bring 'em young!

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 30, 2015 07:56 PM (yxw0r)

226 NGU- maybe she'll end up in one of your dental chairs. Go for the root canal

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2015 07:56 PM (lZOfi)

227 Is that after the pelvic sling, the bladder sling, the hammock, and the fucking trampoline?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 07:55 PM (FMbng)


After???

Posted by: Sokolowe Shyster Firm, Esq at March 30, 2015 07:57 PM (h6Mpm)

228 Bring 'em young!
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 30, 2015 07:56 PM (yxw0r)

Hah!

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 07:57 PM (yRwC8)

229 NGU- maybe she'll end up in one of your dental chairs. Go for the root canal
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2015 07:56 PM (lZOfi)


Doubt it. Down there I only push papers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 07:58 PM (rDqRv)

230 Shit man does not work here anymore. Go talk to Fred Asshole in Accounting.
Posted by: AoSHQ HR Flunkie at March 30, 2015 07:56 PM (JBzwC)


I'm the new guy here. Can I help you?

Posted by: Wereso Boned, AoSHQ Intern at March 30, 2015 07:58 PM (h6Mpm)

231 So, did Harry cross the Mob, or did he cross Obama?


Or, (shudder) The Hildebeast and her girls?

Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 07:58 PM (ahBY0)

232 218 >> Didn't something like this happen to Kerry just before he became SOS?
He showed up in the Senate one day with a swollen nose and black eyes.

Rumor has it that his 'injuries' were the result of plastic surgery.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 30, 2015 07:58 PM (18VPK)

233 You could almost feel sorry for him, he sold his soul for money and power but didn't notice the beat the shit out of you clause at the end.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 07:58 PM (WNERA)

234 @48: "But I thought US Senators were off limits."

No so much, really.

Posted by: Preston Brooks at March 30, 2015 07:59 PM (amQXf)

235 What are you trying to say I didn't do this?

Who the fuck are you?

I'll snap your eyeballs out of your skull faster than you can say..

Posted by: The Excersize Band at March 30, 2015 07:59 PM (bbk1i)

236 Now if you'll excuse Dave Weigel, he has to return to his rewarding job and large circle of friends.

He's basically the slightly smarter, more obnoxious brother of our very own ex-moronette "Curious".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 07:59 PM (AVEe1)

237 I would think the Defense Department would like a look at Harry Reid's rubber bands. If just one can break bones like that...

Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2015 07:59 PM (FcR7P)

238 Nothing gets built, slept in, moved, ate, drank or temporarily shit in without money passing thru the mobs hands. (unions)

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 07:49 PM

Da Mob is branching out into green energy. Windmills, solar farms, big holes for thermal, etc. , Imminent domain so cheap land, nothing down, borrow from the US Dept of Energy, and never pay it back. Hairy is their agent. Or was.

Posted by: Lester at March 30, 2015 07:59 PM (2UPXV)

239 Harry has his son do the collecting. by the way he is a lawyer too.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 08:00 PM (WNERA)

240 Koch brothers had to "take a trip to Vegas". Harry Reid's shame and fear are what is silencing him from sharing the truth. He doesn't want a second visit...they might not be quite as restrained next time.

Posted by: Dave S. at March 30, 2015 08:00 PM (UvR6d)

241 If indeed the bands were the cause immediate government legislation would have been brought up in the senate.
Maybe it was payback from the Chinese investors over not getting the Bundy ranch they were promised for development.
While speculation it would need to be a major power broker who could do it without even a ripple of effect and a whimper of excuse.

Posted by: OSTB at March 30, 2015 08:00 PM (LcZar)

242 I'll just leave this here, if you aren't quite as paranoid as me.
https://youtu.be/xGpRFKG_fos

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at March 30, 2015 08:00 PM (c0vPq)

243 As I've postulated before...

The MSM will never go after this story, because they do not want to take on anyone who is actually dangerous.

Reid, is dangerous.... those who smacked him... more so....

ergo... just like with Islam (who WILL kill you)... they are too cowardly to actually cover this story...

They only go after safe targets... like TEA party folks... or Christians...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 30, 2015 08:00 PM (qh617)

244 Hey, what's all this talk about Reid liking little boys, I don't remember hearing about it on NPR.

Posted by: Pajama Boy at March 30, 2015 08:01 PM (3MNCs)

245 You could almost feel sorry for him, he sold his soul for money and power but didn't notice the beat the shit out of you clause at the end.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 07:58 PM (WNERA)


No. Just no.

Harry Reid demonstrated his corruption and evil nature in so many ways over the years that I personally will find it utterly impossible to feel sorry for any misfortune which may befall him.

This is, I know, not a credit to my own soul.

But Harry Reid is an evil, evil man.

I may pray for his redemption. But I will not feel sorry for him. Ever.

Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2015 08:01 PM (h6Mpm)

246 Harry Land Deal Reid promised somebody land with water on it and couldn't deliver. Water is the only power source left in Nevada.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2015 08:02 PM (lZOfi)

247 The REAL story???

Red.... Ryder... BB... Gun....

It'll shoot yer eye out...

Posted by: Ralphie's Teacher at March 30, 2015 08:03 PM (qh617)

248 Who is most likely to replace him in the NV political machinery? People talked about the Reid political machine breaking down in 2014 but I have a feeling they will do their best to get it back on track by the senate primaries.

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 08:03 PM (yRwC8)

249 Hairy Reed retires. Cowboy poets hardest hit.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:03 PM (ucDmr)

250 At least he didn't blame it on a falling pomegranate.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2015 08:03 PM (wAQA5)

251 Hairy Reed retires. Cowboy poets hardest hit.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:03 PM (ucDmr)

Not in this case...

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 08:04 PM (yRwC8)

252 He's just a miserable crap weasel...Oh, and a lying sack of shit...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 30, 2015 08:04 PM (Bn6aD)

253 Why does one use an exercise band on a treadmill?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 07:48 PM (MMC8r)

For upper body work out. Same as using weights.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 08:05 PM (0FSuD)

254 Regardless of whatever the real story is. My only regret is that there's no video of it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 30, 2015 08:05 PM (qyGu1)

255 Nah. Old people fall down and break shit all the time. They are pretty frail. Probably did lie about the exercise machine tho, to make it sound like he's more vigorous than he actually is, and maybe to cover up the fact that he was DRUNK.

Posted by: PC at March 30, 2015 08:05 PM (O0LFG)

256 When you forget the safe word, what comes afterwards is your own fault.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at March 30, 2015 08:06 PM (IbjZr)

257 Mooch caught him trying to steal a French fry off her plate.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 08:06 PM (FMbng)

258 "Da Mob is branching out into green energy."

In Spain, where the left-wing geniuses in government had passed a massive feed-in tariff for solar farms providing power to the national grid, the local wiseguys bought up a bunch of decrepit half-functional solar farms, trucked in honking big diesel generators, and promptly collected a ton of money.

Eventually the wiseguys figured out that the government was so stupid that they would get paid lavishly for pushing "solar" power to the grid even at night. Which they did, for years on end.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 08:06 PM (noWW6)

259 I actually thought He fell because He was drunk...A beating fits too...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 30, 2015 08:06 PM (Bn6aD)

260 Whoever replaces him will not be any better. At least they will just be a junior senator.

Posted by: OSTB at March 30, 2015 08:06 PM (LcZar)

261 Harry Land Deal Reid promised somebody land with water on it and couldn't deliver.

Yeah, I was getting kind of a "Chinatown" / "Rango" vibe from this too. Only without the paedo. Or so they'd say.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 08:07 PM (AVEe1)

262
So, did Harry cross the Mob, or did he cross Obama?


Or, (shudder) The Hildebeast and her girls?
....
I would never put out a hit on anyone. Nuh-uh, not me.

Posted by: Hillarrhoids at March 30, 2015 08:07 PM (wAQA5)

263 @114: " I hear the usual penalty for failing to deliver on a promise to the Mob is burial alive."

Well, outside of Dealey Plaza in Dallas, maybe.

*sniff*

Look how they massacred my boy!

Posted by: Zombie Joe Kennedy at March 30, 2015 08:07 PM (amQXf)

264 Ace,
We're talking about "severe facial injuries AND broken ribs"...did the exercise equipment bounce off of him a few times?

Posted by: SGT York at March 30, 2015 08:07 PM (4nN8R)

265 After stacking the lower courts with leftists and worse today it is unlikely justice can be served. Harry asshole Reid didn't get enough of the rubber band imho.

The supreme court can take just a handful of cases in a year, so these fucking progressive judges will enforce obama's hope and change for decades.

I'd say more but prudence stops me.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 08:07 PM (WNERA)

266 Eventually the wiseguys figured out that the government was so stupid that they would get paid lavishly for pushing "solar" power to the grid even at night. Which they did, for years on end.

Si, es estupido

Posted by: El Kickbacko at March 30, 2015 08:08 PM (DL2i+)

267
Mooch caught him trying to steal a French fry off her plate.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
...............................
Or maybe he got between her and that tamale.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2015 08:08 PM (wAQA5)

268 The horse head in his bed was in a lot worse shape...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 30, 2015 08:08 PM (n9Nn7)

269 >>>Mooch caught him trying to steal a French fry off her plate.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 08:06 PM (FMbng)<<<
He's lucky, Wookies are known for ripping arms off.

Posted by: Han Solo at March 30, 2015 08:08 PM (CZexX)

270 Reid could have been ousted last election but let's be honest. Sharon Angle wasn't the best one to take him on. He had a few tight races over the years. As of now it's been moved into the toss-up category for next election. Either way good riddance you foul piece of shit. Don't let the rubber bands hit you on the way out.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 30, 2015 08:09 PM (qyGu1)

271 Church of Ganymede

I'll give him such a pinch!

Posted by: antinous, the divine at March 30, 2015 08:09 PM (AVEe1)

272 267
Mooch caught him trying to steal a French fry off her plate.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


reid would be dead if it were a lobster.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 08:09 PM (WNERA)

273 Isn't this the second time this has happened to him? I could swear I remember him with the same huge shiner two or three years ago. Someone with more time on their hands should follow up on this.

Posted by: kK at March 30, 2015 08:10 PM (0oJOM)

274 boulder toilet hobo- I was thinking Quantum of Solace.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2015 08:10 PM (lZOfi)

275 Posted by: kK at March 30, 2015 08:10 PM (0oJOM)

reportedly a car accident iirc

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 08:10 PM (WNERA)

276 >>This is, I know, not a credit to my own soul.

Pish tosh. I'm hoping he ends up like Joe Pesci in Casino.

If that casts me into purgatory I'll deal with it.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 08:11 PM (g1DWB)

277
We're talking about "severe facial injuries AND broken ribs"...did the exercise equipment bounce off of him a few times?
Posted by: SGT York
.................................
The band snapped, hit him in the ribs, flew across the room, ricocheted off the wall, flew back and hit him in the eye. For realz. Without losing velocity. It's science and shit.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2015 08:12 PM (wAQA5)

278 Someone with more time on their hands should follow up on this.
Posted by: kK

If only there were a profession, whose job it was to investigate stories and report what they find. They could be called "reporters". Oh well, silly idea, I know.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at March 30, 2015 08:12 PM (GuwT9)

279 I was thinking Quantum of Solace.

Well, I had to refer to movies that people actually might have watched.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 08:12 PM (AVEe1)

280 I shot a guy in the face, and he didn't look as bad as Harry Reid does.

Posted by: Dick Cheney at March 30, 2015 08:13 PM (CZexX)

281 I don't go for the "Mormons don't drink" thing either. Many don't I'm sure, but the 2 I knew not only got drunk but drank coffee too.

Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 08:13 PM (ahBY0)

282 We're talking about "severe facial injuries AND broken ribs"...did the exercise equipment bounce off of him a few times?

After the rubber band broke his eye socket it decided to try the ribs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2015 08:13 PM (8ZskC)

283 "I'd say more but prudence stops me."



Don't listen to her. Let it out, man.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 08:13 PM (iWlfa)

284 It would appear that the good senator had a meeting with one of his constituents. The meeting did not appear to go well. The good senator, as an after thought, decided it would be a good time to retire. No, nothing to see here, folks, these are not the rubber bands you were looking for. No, certainly not. Move along!

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at March 30, 2015 08:14 PM (2/oBD)

285 Pelosi whacked him with a 38 long.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 08:14 PM (FMbng)

286 The band snapped, hit him in the ribs, flew across the room, ricocheted off the wall, flew back and hit him in the eye. For realz. Without losing velocity. It's science and shit.

Probably not a movie to be directed by Oliver Stone anytime soon . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 08:14 PM (AVEe1)

287 Maybe his old lady beats the shit out of him bc he's an asshole.

I wonder if he'll get a bionic eye.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 30, 2015 08:14 PM (2x3L+)

288 It waz the Barzinis.

Posted by: Zombie Luca Brasi at March 30, 2015 08:15 PM (Dwehj)

289 I wonder if he'll get a bionic eye.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 30, 2015 08:14 PM (2x3L+)


I hope they install it in his ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 08:15 PM (FMbng)

290 I shot a guy in the face ... Posted by: Dick Cheney

And they guy you shot was 78 at the time IIRC. Reid's 75.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 08:15 PM (AVEe1)

291 If there is an afterlife with judgement, those in heaven will hear harry asshole reid screaming................It was Bush.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 08:15 PM (WNERA)

292 I took a major league fastball to my grill and still look better than Harry Reid.

Posted by: Giancarlo Stanton at March 30, 2015 08:16 PM (CZexX)

293 That's one magic bungie....

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 30, 2015 08:16 PM (2cS/G)

294 Hairy looks like he fell off the observation wheel at the Linq.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:16 PM (ucDmr)

295 284 "The good senator"
Now thats funny.
Hope you have been drinking otherwise it would be sad.
good senator that joke is so bad it is funny.

Posted by: OSTB at March 30, 2015 08:16 PM (LcZar)

296 My friends, we have nothing to fear with these exercise bands.

Posted by: John McCain at March 30, 2015 08:18 PM (UvR6d)

297 Exercise band. So that's what they're calling socks full of quarters now?

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2015 08:18 PM (wAQA5)

298 We go to the mattresses, Harry.

Posted by: Zombie Luca Brasi at March 30, 2015 08:18 PM (Dwehj)

299 /snicker.... snicker... chuckle...

yeah.... somehow an 8 year old boy, who took Karate lessons got let in to Harry's 'New Years Eve' party....

Someone in security missed that one....

Posted by: Harry Reid's Secret Service Agent at March 30, 2015 08:18 PM (qh617)

300 Harry Reid's mirror punched him in the face for being so ugly.

Posted by: Hepcat at March 30, 2015 08:18 PM (IeR2g)

301
holy cats, these donkeys on Fast N Loud really chafe my ass

They are about to destroy a 1971 Dodge Challenger R/T

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:19 PM (FRLeJ)

302 I would urge Ted Cruz to introduce legislation to regulate exercise bands.
Exhibit one: Harry Reid.
Call him as a witness like they do with the three hundred pound welfare woman who cries about not having enough money to feed her kids.

Posted by: mallfly at March 30, 2015 08:19 PM (qSIlh)

303 How many other Courtier Politicians are in hock to criminal organizations?

Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 08:20 PM (g/zj9)

304 I was knocked down and sustained a nasty injury to my left side of the face with my mom's steel spring precursor to the exercise bands. I was goofing around and teasing my mom about this piece of equipment . I slid my foot in the stirrup and grabbed the handle and stretched it as far as I could when my foot slipped out of the stirrup and it delivered a Mike Tyson hook knocking me of my feet. As much as it hurt , I was more embarrassed than anything. Never tease your mom.

Posted by: Cruzinator at March 30, 2015 08:20 PM (sIhFA)

305 A new epic feature" A Sense of the Senate" featuring Tom Hanks as senate majority leader Schumer in the Clinton administration.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2015 08:20 PM (lZOfi)

306 one magic bungie....

What evidence is there for the "single" bungie theory?

Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2015 08:21 PM (DL2i+)

307 holy cats, these donkeys on Fast N Loud really chafe my ass

They are about to destroy a 1971 Dodge Challenger R/T

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:19 PM (FRLeJ)


da fuq?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 08:21 PM (FMbng)

308 301: Sooth, why are they always destoying rare Mopars. Christ the Dukes of Hazard movie destroyed like 50 some Chargers. WTF?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:21 PM (ucDmr)

309 That exercise band sure had good aim. Must have been pissed.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2015 08:21 PM (wAQA5)

310
These idiots in Dallas actually take a torch to these classic cars and cut them up so they can re-fit modern parts to them.

Then, worst of all, they remove the stock wheels (and hubs/spindles) and replace them with 20" wheels.

Then, to really a ruin a classic car, they install a goofy air suspension.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:21 PM (FRLeJ)

311 Also, why hasn't Chuck Schumer introduced legislation to ban exercise bands??

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 30, 2015 08:22 PM (Bl4dy)

312

What the hell is the difference between a Challenger and a Charger, anyway?


Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:22 PM (FRLeJ)

313 re 305: and which part does Robert Englund play, Schumer or Hillary? Subtitled "Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue"

Posted by: mallfly at March 30, 2015 08:22 PM (qSIlh)

314 Donkey? What are you going on about now? It's always something with you.

/jk

No really. Why are there donkeys?

Posted by: L, Elle at March 30, 2015 08:22 PM (2x3L+)

315 Reminds me of the hooker scene in the Godfather when the Senator wakes up with a dead hooker next to him.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 08:23 PM (0FSuD)

316 I don't go for the "Mormons don't drink" thing either. Many don't I'm sure, but the 2 I knew not only got drunk but drank coffee too.
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 08:13 PM (ahBY0)

Those we call Jack Mormon in Utah or non-practicing back East.

In DC circles, if you are Mormon, but go to the cocktail parties and imbibe, you usually call yourself a "non-practicing" Mormon. But I think Reid implied he was practicing, so who knows.

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 08:23 PM (yRwC8)

317 310: Air suspensions are for beaners and shit. Don't belong on a classic muscle car. Sacrilidge.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:23 PM (ucDmr)

318 If the Koch brothers made exercise bands it would seem more plausible.

Posted by: Airandee at March 30, 2015 08:23 PM (UXcK7)

319
My friends, we have nothing to fear with these exercise bands.
......................
Except when they seem to have mysterious and magical powers, a mind of their own, and deadly aim.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2015 08:23 PM (wAQA5)

320 Harry looks like he was defenestrated. Maybe the band broke and he fell out a window? Or perhaps the band knew too much about Harry ...cough, cough--pederasty--cough,cough, but didn't give up without a fight?

Posted by: jim at March 30, 2015 08:23 PM (VwhRo)

321 What the hell is the difference between a Challenger and a Charger, anyway?




Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:22 PM (FRLeJ)


Charger was a B body, challenger I think was an F body, if I remember right.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 08:24 PM (FMbng)

322 Harry, we have known each other many years, but this is the first time you've come to me for counsel or for help.

Posted by: Zombie Don Corleone at March 30, 2015 08:25 PM (Dwehj)

323 312: Charger was a mid size car. Challeger was supposed to be a competitor of the Mustang class of cars.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:25 PM (ucDmr)

324 holy cats, these donkeys on Fast N Loud really chafe my ass They are about to destroy a 1971 Dodge Challenger R/T

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:19 PM


They are going to burn in hell.

Posted by: otho at March 30, 2015 08:25 PM (tBSrv)

325 The exercise band isn't the best cover if you are trying to cover up what really happened. There are a thousand other scenarios that would not have raised these suspicions. That's why don't think its a lie.

Posted by: Cruzinator at March 30, 2015 08:25 PM (sIhFA)

326 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 30, 2015 08:25 PM (KCxzN)

327 OT, but can we possibly move this site to a server where the software isn't from 1987. The hoops a person has to jump through just to read this blog are ridiculous.

I mean, I know Pixy saved Ace's life in 'nam and everything, but it's really time to get something a bit more modern.

Posted by: Null at March 30, 2015 08:26 PM (xjpRj)

328 I don't go for the "Mormons don't drink" thing either. Many don't I'm sure, but the 2 I knew not only got drunk but drank coffee too.

I don't know how many Mormons don't stick to the Word of Wisdom exactly. I do know that when I was at BYU I didn't know a single kid who smoked or drank.

Try finding another University like that in the US.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2015 08:26 PM (jhqr1)

329
Also, why hasn't Chuck Schumer introduced legislation to ban exercise bands??
Posted by: Ktgreat
......................................
He better quick, cuz he could be next.

Posted by: Tony and Guido Exercise Bands, Inc. at March 30, 2015 08:26 PM (wAQA5)

330 what's wrong with a drink?

Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 08:27 PM (g/zj9)

331

Charger was a B body, challenger I think was an F body, if I remember right.


E-body, IIRC.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 08:27 PM (MMC8r)

332
They're taking the drivetrain out of a 2015 Challenger and putting it into a restored original stock 1971 Challenger R/T, a rare car.

This is a crime.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:27 PM (FRLeJ)

333 @312: "What the hell is the difference between a Challenger and a Charger, anyway?"

I don't really have anything against Chargers, for one.

Posted by: Zombie Christa Mcauliffe at March 30, 2015 08:27 PM (amQXf)

334 He probably injured himself doing something stupid and/or embarrassing...



...like Prancercize

Posted by: Moe & Larry at March 30, 2015 08:28 PM (NeFrd)

335 You're all incorrect. Al Sharpton and I was bored, so we played the "knock out" game with Mr. Pansy-ass white boy. When he protested, I said, "Get off your high horse. Remember slavery." That shut him up.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 30, 2015 08:28 PM (cIoI4)

336 332: Sooth, who are the morons doing that shit? Air suspension too? Might as well chop the top too.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:28 PM (ucDmr)

337 does our side have a journo award to rival the pulitzer

a breitbart, say

Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 08:28 PM (g/zj9)

338 I don't know how many Mormons don't stick to the Word of Wisdom exactly.
I do know that when I was at BYU I didn't know a single kid who smoked
or drank.



Yeah, but they all had three wives, he he.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 08:28 PM (0FSuD)

339 >>>These idiots in Dallas actually take a torch to these classic cars and cut them up so they can re-fit modern parts to them.



Then, worst of all, they remove the stock wheels (and hubs/spindles) and replace them with 20" wheels.



Then, to really a ruin a classic car, they install a goofy air suspension.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:21 PM (FRLeJ)<<<

Stpid ass monkeys.

It's one thing if it was junk like they normally bring me, it's a shame if it's a nice car they're starting with changing it just because.

Posted by: Sue, the upholsterer at March 30, 2015 08:28 PM (CZexX)

340
And to fit that 2015 drivetrain in the 1971, they have to cut the engine cradle and fabricate a new fitment and move all kinds of shit around.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:28 PM (FRLeJ)

341 333 @312: "What the hell is the difference between a Challenger and a Charger, anyway?"

I don't really have anything against Chargers, for one.


Posted by: Zombie Christa Mcauliffe at March 30, 2015 08:27 PM (amQXf)


We DO!!!!

Posted by: Every Raiders Fan at March 30, 2015 08:29 PM (qh617)

342 anyway, at what point did Democrats decide they could just lie in the knowledge that the news media (pre Fox and the internet) would cover for them? Was it when Teddy Kennedy claimed he swam across that channel from Chappaquiddick (spelling? yeah, I had to look it up) with a broken back?

Posted by: mallfly at March 30, 2015 08:29 PM (qSIlh)

343 I don't know how many Mormons don't stick to the Word of Wisdom exactly. I do know that when I was at BYU I didn't know a single kid who smoked or drank. Try finding another University like that in the US. Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2015 08:26 PM (jhqr1)

#1 stone cold sober university since '98, baby!

Posted by: BYU at March 30, 2015 08:29 PM (yRwC8)

344 Just the ribs and eye socket? The stupid exercise band couldn't get the kneecaps, too?

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2015 08:29 PM (wAQA5)

345
Fast N Loud, a 'reality' series on Discovery channel.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:29 PM (FRLeJ)

346 I mean, I know Pixy saved Ace's life in 'nam and everything, but it's really time to get something a bit more modern.

My theory is that ace really REALLY loves his privacy. I mean the island of Niue? Must be some sort of awesome privacy laws.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2015 08:30 PM (jhqr1)

347 I mean, I know Pixy saved Ace's life in 'nam and everything, but it's really time to get something a bit more modern.
Posted by: Null at March 30, 2015 08:26 PM (xjpRj)

*Sniff*

Posted by: Hamsters weeping silently in the corner at March 30, 2015 08:30 PM (yRwC8)

348 maybe Reid had a gloryhole accident?

Posted by: Airandee at March 30, 2015 08:30 PM (UXcK7)

349 I suspect another drunken fall. The bruising on his
face is due from bleeding around his eye and will keep sliding down his
face. He is elderly and taking a long tome to absorb the bruising.
ThunderB opined here that it was injuries from an airbag- that too a
possibility. He has a security detail, the only reason I don't think
someone beat hime up.

Posted by: museisluse at March 30, 2015 07:20 PM (hfaKT)


Driving drunk, had a wreck, airbag-related injuries?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2015 08:30 PM (eenKj)

350 I come not to praise Hairy, but to sodomize him! Hail Hairy!

Posted by: Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 08:30 PM (SFpiC)

351 345: Discovery what can't they screw up?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:30 PM (ucDmr)

352 Forgot he was a Mormon. They can't even drink coffee. Maybe he fell asleep while driving due to lack of caffeine?

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at March 30, 2015 08:31 PM (cIoI4)

353 333 @312: "What the hell is the difference between a Challenger and a Charger, anyway?"

I don't really have anything against Chargers, for one.

Posted by: Zombie Christa Mcauliffe at March 30, 2015 08:27 PM (amQXf)



I'm so going to hell for laughing at that.

Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 08:31 PM (sdi6R)

354
Imagine finding a rare Rembrandt, then taking a can of metallic spray paint and jazzing it up. And then gluing a few sparkly beads on the painting.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:32 PM (FRLeJ)

355 Harry Reid is to the exercise industry as Ted Kennedy was to the floating automobile industry.

Posted by: Airandee at March 30, 2015 08:32 PM (UXcK7)

356 Yeah, but they all had three wives, he he.


Posted by: Nip Sip


I've probably told this story here, but I'm gonna tell it again anyway.

I was on a LDS mission, and met with this guy and his girlfriend a few times. They were hopelessly addicted to inhalants like glue and paint.

Anyways, the first time I met her, I reached to shake her hand. She did the same. Just before we made contact though she jerked back her hand and hissed, "Too many wives, too many wives!"

At the time I had zero wives. Now I have one.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2015 08:33 PM (jhqr1)

357 355
Harry Reid is to the exercise industry as Ted Kennedy was to the floating automobile industry.

Posted by: Airandee at March 30, 2015 08:32 PM (UXcK7)


WINNER

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 08:33 PM (0FSuD)

358 Reid isn't human. He was assembled from spare body parts of interns and pages molested and disposed of in remote locations. It explains the infinite Koch loop in its programming.

Posted by: Teacher seduced me to write cursively at March 30, 2015 08:33 PM (jT+gh)

359 Whatever you do, try not to envision Harry Reid in yoga pants.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 30, 2015 08:33 PM (NeFrd)

360 Sooth, they really need to add some spinner rims to that beast. That really sets them off. true hoopty.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:34 PM (ucDmr)

361
holy cats, now they're cutting off more of the middle part of the frame!

yeah, the new 6-speed transmission is just too damn big

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:34 PM (FRLeJ)

362 Since when should we doubt anything Harry Reid says? *ducks*

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2015 08:35 PM (wAQA5)

363 If Reid was beaten up, I wonder what the story would have been if he died from his injuries....

Posted by: @JohnTant at March 30, 2015 08:35 PM (CVTpV)

364 361: I would rather the take the torch to themselves. Any dumbass can hack up a car.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:36 PM (ucDmr)

365 363
If Reid was beaten up, I wonder what the story would have been if he died from his injuries....

Posted by: @JohnTant at March 30, 2015 08:35 PM (CVTpV)

Too many aspirin

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at March 30, 2015 08:36 PM (0FSuD)

366 His rubber band broke...got it?!? I was there. What?...you callin' me a lier??

Posted by: Little Tony Sarcoma at March 30, 2015 08:36 PM (aRUb8)

367 maybe Reid was in disguise doing a charity match for the UFC? OK, I don't recall those guys getting that badly damaged, but maybe the charity payout depended on how badly Reid was injured.

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves for even doubting Reid's honorable intentions and secret scout camp.

Posted by: mallfly at March 30, 2015 08:37 PM (qSIlh)

368 363
If Reid was beaten up, I wonder what the story would have been if he died from his injuries....

Posted by: @JohnTant at March 30, 2015 08:35 PM (CVTpV)

Took the wrong plane

Posted by: Zombie Ron Brown at March 30, 2015 08:37 PM (0FSuD)

369 >>Whatever you do, try not to envision Harry Reid in yoga pants.

He reminds me of that creepy old dude on Family Guy, the one who is always trying to get some young boy.

Seriously, he's like 80 and frail, how the hell could he put enough torque on a rubber band to give himself a bruise let alone break his ribs and almost take out one eye?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 08:37 PM (g1DWB)

370 Those exercise machines can really tear you up. Especially the treadmills.

Posted by: George Jetson at March 30, 2015 08:37 PM (W5DcG)

371

oh dear, the tranny is still too damn big

so guess what?

they're cutting the floorboards!

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:37 PM (FRLeJ)

372 >>Just the ribs and eye socket? The stupid exercise band couldn't get the kneecaps, too?

Posted by: wth

That was the elliptical's job. He fucked up.

Posted by: Exercise Band of Death at March 30, 2015 08:38 PM (sQzB6)

373 Nice exercise machine you got there. Shame if something happened to it.

Posted by: Charles "Bonecrusher" Koch at March 30, 2015 08:38 PM (UvR6d)

374 If you want new Challenger, buy a new Challenger.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:38 PM (ucDmr)

375 This just occurred to me.

Remember when Netanyahu came to speak to the Congress, and he made a special shout out to Reid, good to see you on your feet again Harry?

It's always the Jews.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2015 08:39 PM (Sh5hm)

376 If you like your Challenger.....

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 08:39 PM (WNERA)

377 Back and to the left ... back .. and to the left ... back .. and to the left

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 30, 2015 08:39 PM (rwI+c)

378 371: No class, no brains. Assholes.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:39 PM (ucDmr)

379 Just before we made contact though she jerked back her hand and hissed, "Too many wives, too many wives!" At the time I had zero wives. Now I have one.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2015 08:33 PM (jhqr1)

I don't think I heard you tell that one! Too funny.

My grandma was warned by her relatives when she was investigating the church that Mormons kept their wives locked up in the temples, that was why they had gates around them! Luckily she is stubborn and converted anyway. But I think about that sometimes when I drive past temple gates, hah.

You know, Mormon temples would not be a bad place to flee to in zombie apocalypse. All of them have gates, and the larger ones have cafeterias and laundry facilities. Possibilities here...

And if you have to have a bunch of zombies chasing you about, can't go wrong with ones dressed in their Sunday best or in their temple clothes! Classy bunch of undead there.

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 08:40 PM (yRwC8)

380 oh dear, the tranny is still too damn big

so guess what?

they're cutting the floorboards!

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:37 PM (FRLeJ)


That's what heshe said!

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2015 08:40 PM (Sh5hm)

381 Now that I have given this more consideration, it seems to me that Lionel Ritchie's wife did it.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at March 30, 2015 08:40 PM (2/oBD)

382 re 357: remember when Volkswagen sued National Lampoon c 1972? WV had run ads about how a Volkswagen could float, and NL did a phony ad with the caption, "If Teddy Kennedy drove a Volkswagen, he might be President today."

Probably a collectible today, NL pulled that special issue off the shelves.

Posted by: mallfly at March 30, 2015 08:40 PM (qSIlh)

383 Seriously, he's like 80 and frail, how the hell could he put enough torque on a rubber band to give himself a bruise let alone break his ribs and almost take out one eye?

If it were true (it's not), I could envision Reid wrapping a band around a pole and leaning out. His hand slips, he stumbles forward and trips over a bench and into a weight rack.

He's old and fragile. Old people break bones just falling down. I can see this old pederast getting these injuries in this manner.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2015 08:41 PM (jhqr1)

384
speaking of hacking up a car...

last year I replaced my fuel pump in my Navigator. I know someone with a lift so it wasn't too bad to drop the tank part-way and access the stupid fuel pump.

But I was reading a Ford Forum for ideas and tips and one guy who owned an old Expedition actually cut a hole in his floorboard to gain access to the top of the fuel tank!

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:41 PM (FRLeJ)

385 I doubt the Kochs would antagonize him. If he suspected he'd just lash out more vehemently at them. If a billionaire did put out the hit, it's domeone from his own crime syndicate who outranks him, like Tom Steyer or Soros. Perhaps they thought he didn't do enough to stop global warming.

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at March 30, 2015 08:41 PM (cIoI4)

386 and... here it is:

http://tinyurl.com/278gwm2

Posted by: mallfly at March 30, 2015 08:42 PM (qSIlh)

387 "Elastic Exercise Band" are Harry Reid's codewords for "pedophilia victim's father's fist".

Posted by: Fringe at March 30, 2015 08:43 PM (Stqj5)

388 Ass Monkey is fine when they're Frankensteining an old Dodge pickup with a Crown Vic front end and Chevy engine, then clearcoating the green/rusty paint...

But, butchering this Challenger is a pretty big sin.

Posted by: Sue, the upholsterer at March 30, 2015 08:43 PM (CZexX)

389 Posted by: mallfly at March 30, 2015 08:42 PM (qSIlh)


Ok, that is a thing of beauty.

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 08:43 PM (yRwC8)

390 Speaking of destroying classic cars:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_r5UJrxcck

It does show that modern cars are safer than vintage ones. I would not want to be the driver of that '59 Bel Air.

Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 08:44 PM (sdi6R)

391 My grandma was warned by her relatives when she was investigating the church that Mormons kept their wives locked up in the temples, that was why they had gates around them! Luckily she is stubborn and converted anyway. But I think about that sometimes when I drive past temple gates, hah.

If my relatives had told me that one, I would never let them forget it.

"Yeah, I got special permission from SLC to take my wife out for a walk! You want to come with us?"

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2015 08:45 PM (jhqr1)

392 "When you make a promise, Harry, people expect you to keep it. You didn't do that, did you, Harry?"

Or something like that. SS and personal goons did not intervene, probably not around.

Posted by: HAL at March 30, 2015 08:45 PM (OmBeX)

393 blaster- had to get anew computer- now I have to get a new keyboard (375)

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2015 08:45 PM (lZOfi)

394
Ass Monkey is fine when they're Frankensteining an old Dodge pickup with a Crown Vic front end and Chevy engine, then clearcoating the green/rusty paint...

Yeah, that's okay.

But what they did to that 1968 Camaro for Sonic was a sin.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:45 PM (FRLeJ)

395 Maybe Reid has just decided to turn a blind eye to the faulty exercise bands?

Posted by: docweasel at March 30, 2015 08:46 PM (0r/VP)

396 Posted by: Hamsters weeping silently in the corner

You can come to our house and play!

Posted by: HR's cats at March 30, 2015 08:46 PM (/kI1Q)

397 I get older, they stay the same age. They seem like they punch back harder, though.

Posted by: The Searchlight Strangler at March 30, 2015 08:46 PM (UvR6d)

398
This just occurred to me.



Remember when Netanyahu came to speak to the Congress, and he made a
special shout out to Reid, good to see you on your feet again Harry?

Hah, that one sounds like it came straight from Chicago. "I hear the river is real nice for swimming this time of year"

Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 08:46 PM (ahBY0)

399 Speaking of health...

POTTSVILLE, Pa. -- Former death row inmate Mumia Abu-Jamal has been hospitalized, but his lawyer says prison officials won't tell him why.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 30, 2015 08:46 PM (e8kgV)

400 @390

What's wrong with that test? The 59 didn't hit him head on. If he had he would have crushed the Malibu.


Rigged test

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 08:47 PM (0FSuD)

401 But I was reading a Ford Forum for ideas and tips and one guy who owned an old Expedition actually cut a hole in his floorboard to gain access to the top of the fuel tank!

Before plastic fuel tanks, it felt like Russian roulette if you were replacing a pump without a brass punch

Posted by: Teacher seduced me to write cursively at March 30, 2015 08:47 PM (jT+gh)

402

yeah but that '59 Chevy was driven by a dummy...so...

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:47 PM (FRLeJ)

403 I would just like to know what voodoo magic the mormons use to create such beautiful women.

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 08:48 PM (MYCIw)

404 I thought "Skullfuck" was just a figure of speech. Really.

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 30, 2015 08:48 PM (sQzB6)

405 My understanding is that the Mormon temples are gated off because kinky young exMormons sneak in there to f*ck.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 08:48 PM (AVEe1)

406 >>>Yeah, that's okay.



But what they did to that 1968 Camaro for Sonic was a sin.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:45 PM (FRLeJ)<<<

That was last season, right? I've not seen many of the builds from last couple seasons.

Posted by: Sue, the upholsterer at March 30, 2015 08:49 PM (CZexX)

407 It was probably something more akin to a shake-weight accident. Where the shake-weight in question got even for years of hidden sexual abuse.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 30, 2015 08:50 PM (j1Wvr)

408 As long as you have the vin tag, they can be rebuilt

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 30, 2015 08:50 PM (WNERA)

409 But what they did to that 1968 Camaro for Sonic was a sin.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:45 PM


I'm a Ford guy, but I know this truth to be self evident: thou shalt not fuck with a 1968 Camero

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 30, 2015 08:50 PM (KCxzN)

410 "Yeah, I got special permission from SLC to take my wife out for a walk! You want to come with us?"
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2015 08:45 PM (jhqr1)

"I even get to use the good leash this time!"

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 08:50 PM (yRwC8)

411 Harry Reid is one ass-kicking away from marketing his own brand of exercise equipment called ToddlerFlex.

It's the wrist restraints that are giving his "developers" difficulty.

Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2015 08:51 PM (ty633)

412 Leave the exercise band. Take the canoli.

Posted by: Vinnie 'The Eliptical' Gambini at March 30, 2015 08:51 PM (kJUI8)

413 Mumia Abu-Jamal should be in the same class as Che Guevara, but the his clinging to life is keeping him back.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 30, 2015 08:51 PM (e8kgV)

414 400 @390

What's wrong with that test? The 59 didn't hit him head on. If he had he would have crushed the Malibu.


Rigged test

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 08:47 PM (0FSuD)



Not rigged at all. It's called a "small overlap" crash, and it is very possible in the real world.

It's a tough one to pass, too.

Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 08:51 PM (sdi6R)

415 409: Alton, 67-68 Camaros were fine just the way they were. A 1968 Z-28 is still my dream car.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:52 PM (ucDmr)

416 My understanding is that the Mormon temples are gated off because kinky young exMormons sneak in there to f*ck.

Maybe. I do know that all the church parking lots have to have a barrier so our parking lots don't become public domain.

We have to lock them off once a year so they are still considered private.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2015 08:53 PM (jhqr1)

417 I've been a physical therapist for over 30 years and have used exercise bands and tubes more times than Harry Reid has ever told the truth. Ace is right, if one of those beggers (especially the higher resistance ones) ever slips off a door knob or out of your hand or whatever, it can give you a pretty good whack.
That said, I have seen patients who are on blood thinners get snapped by some medium resistance bands and the next day they're bruised a bit but NOTHING like Henderson Hard-luck Harry.
Now, if he fell (and I think that's the story he's going with now) that might be a different deal, but that's not what the original story was as I recall.
I don't know who slapped him around or beat him up and obviously I don't know why - but I do know that I'll buy that person a drink if I ever do find out.

Posted by: Arizona Mike at March 30, 2015 08:54 PM (9uqzR)

418 He claims it was the band. Some believe it was boys. But what if it was the boys in the band?

Posted by: William Friedkin at March 30, 2015 08:54 PM (cIoI4)

419 He was thinking about letting the Senate vote on something. So Jarrett had him beaten. As a warning to Schumer.

Posted by: simplemind at March 30, 2015 08:54 PM (hTeQK)

420 Leave the rubber band. Take the canolis.

Posted by: "Snaps" Clemenza at March 30, 2015 08:55 PM (AYvi0)

421 Last summer I bought a Mazda 5, in part because of a glowing review by Consumer Reports.

Then a couple of months later, I heard that they downgraded it because it failed a small overlap crash test.

Oh well. I guess I'll have to be careful about veering into oncoming traffic.

Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

422 Speaking of health...

POTTSVILLE, Pa. -- Former death row inmate Mumia Abu-Jamal has been hospitalized, but his lawyer says prison officials won't tell him why.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 30, 2015 08:46 PM (e8kgV)


I'm sure Dr. B.J. Hunnicutt would like to take care of him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 30, 2015 08:56 PM (W5DcG)

423 I don't buy the Mafia explanation. Harry could retaliate, and he does have the security detail.

No, I'm thinking tranny prostitute. Either Harry wanted some rough stuff, or some really kinky stuff, or tried to cheap out on the fee -- which would totally be in character for the old skinflint. That's why he can't go public.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 30, 2015 08:56 PM (znMLR)

424 I broke one after a hip replacement. Scared the hell out of the therapist but didn't hurt either one of us.

Posted by: SouthTexas at March 30, 2015 08:57 PM (/orPj)

425 When Harry Met Sal(ly)

Posted by: Sal, the Sledgehammer at March 30, 2015 08:57 PM (CZexX)

426 375
Almost like Bibi was mocking him...Hee, hee.

Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2015 08:58 PM (JSovD)

427 @414

Wreck damage is a function of weight. The 57 Chevy weighed 3,225 pounds. I suspect the Malibu weight is less than half that.





3,000 lb Prius against by 5,900 lb 1990 Land Cruiser? Good luck fella.



Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 08:58 PM (0FSuD)

428 Hairy was blowin a hobo behind the bus station for meth when the weasle in Hairy's pants bit his left nut off, causing Hairy to clamp down on said hobo's manly unit, resulting in said hobo pounding the shit of Hairy...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 30, 2015 08:58 PM (SFpiC)

429 Harry and the Hematomas

Posted by: Teacher seduced me to write cursively at March 30, 2015 08:59 PM (jT+gh)

430 My understanding is that the Mormon temples are gated off because kinky young exMormons sneak in there to f*ck.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 08:48 PM (AVEe1)

Who told?!

Posted by: ExMormons at March 30, 2015 08:59 PM (yRwC8)

431 430
My understanding is that the Mormon temples are gated off because kinky young exMormons sneak in there to f*ck.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 08:48 PM (AVEe1)



Why do you think I joined?

Posted by: Glen Beck at March 30, 2015 09:02 PM (0FSuD)

432 The bands were made by the Gambino Fitness Company.

Posted by: Johnny Boy at March 30, 2015 09:02 PM (QFI86)

433
Turns out they can't fit the new 6-speed tranny in the 1971, so they have to opt for a smaller unit.

What a waste.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 09:02 PM (FRLeJ)

434 Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 08:52 PM

Spot on.

I still have physical scars from wrenching on a '67.

Unrelated, that car was the only car in which I have ever been "airborne". The car was never quite the same afterwards, but HOLY SHIT: WE'RE FLYING!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 30, 2015 09:02 PM (KCxzN)

435 384

But I was reading a Ford Forum for ideas and tips and one guy who owned an old Expedition actually cut a hole in his floorboard to gain access to the top of the fuel tank!

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 08:41 PM (FRLeJ)


The RX/Highlander requires removing the rear bench and going in through the floorboard to access the fuel pump. I'm not looking forward to that repair.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 30, 2015 09:02 PM (l3LvV)

436 Who told?!

I read a couple of exMormons' comments over a decade ago.

Now, *those* commenters were probably lying. But I figured that even if they were lying they had a fantasy about doing it. And if young people have a fantasy, then they'll at least try to do it.

So, the Temple security lock that shit up, to cock-block. Killjoys.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 09:03 PM (AVEe1)

437 Pro Tip: Never give your young male friends a wrist-rocket as a holiday gift.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at March 30, 2015 09:04 PM (kFxpe)

438 432
The bands were made by the Gambino Fitness Company.


Posted by: Johnny Boy at March 30, 2015 09:02 PM (QFI86)

Fine Italian bands with olive oil included

Posted by: Guido at March 30, 2015 09:04 PM (0FSuD)

439 433: They not own a tape measure or can't they read one?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 09:04 PM (ucDmr)

440
The RX/Highlander requires removing the rear bench and going in through the floorboard to access the fuel pump. I'm not looking forward to that repair.

Sounds better than laying on your back in your driveway and dropping the tank..

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 09:05 PM (FRLeJ)

441
Wait.....wut.....


Are we seriously saying the mob beat Harry freaking Reid?????

Is that what were saying?

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 09:06 PM (MDgS8)

442
They not own a tape measure or can't they read one?

They do first and measure later.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 09:06 PM (FRLeJ)

443 Anyone know if he has ties to Marv "The Biter" Albert?

Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 09:06 PM (ahBY0)

444 I laid in my driveway and dropped a tank once... but I was pretty drunk.

Would you believe VERY drunk?

Posted by: Some Dude at March 30, 2015 09:06 PM (SFpiC)

445 442: They get paid for that shit work?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 09:07 PM (ucDmr)

446 Cut it off twice, and it's still too short...

Posted by: Tape Measure Guy at March 30, 2015 09:07 PM (SFpiC)

447 Vinnie made him an offer he couldn't refuse......and he refused.

Posted by: Zoltan at March 30, 2015 09:07 PM (eLZwy)

448 447
Vinnie made him an offer he couldn't refuse......and he refused.


Posted by: Zoltan at March 30, 2015 09:07 PM (eLZwy)

No he didn't, he's still breathing and he quit.

Posted by: Guido at March 30, 2015 09:08 PM (0FSuD)

449 Perhaps he was walking the dog. Here is a graphic from the manual(!) that came with our dogs leash. Notice the circled bit.

http://tinyurl.com/klw2vgq

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:08 PM (F2IAQ)

450 427 @414

Wreck damage is a function of weight. The 57 Chevy weighed 3,225 pounds. I suspect the Malibu weight is less than half that.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 08:58 PM (0FSuD)



Actually, their weights are pretty close.

http://www.autoblog.com/buy/2009-Chevrolet-Malibu/specs/

http://www.oldride.com/library/1959_chevrolet_bel_air.html


My Mazda 5 is about 3400 lbs., which is comparable.

Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

451 444
I laid in my driveway and dropped a tank once... but I was pretty drunk.



Would you believe VERY drunk?

Posted by: Some Dude at March 30, 2015 09:06 PM (SFpiC)

I call them democrats and do them in the morning.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 09:09 PM (0FSuD)

452 Can we get Pelosi some "exercise bands"?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 30, 2015 09:10 PM (EDYaR)

453 I laid in my driveway and dropped a tank once... but I was pretty drunk.


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Tiger W. at March 30, 2015 09:11 PM (ahBY0)

454 Wait.... Ace is saying that Hairy Red LIED?!

Posted by: tbodie at March 30, 2015 09:11 PM (Rt8Uf)

455 @450

I would have never guessed that. Course I would have thought a Prius was only 2,K till I looked it up and it 3K.




There goes my theory.


Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 09:12 PM (0FSuD)

456 LOL!!! Ace bringin' it!

Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2015 09:12 PM (EgOr3)

457 I've said all along these particular exercise bands were left handed and used a bat

Posted by: MTF at March 30, 2015 09:12 PM (FCsIb)

458 I was there when it all went down. Wait, TMI?

Posted by: Brian Willaims at March 30, 2015 09:13 PM (5CWXs)

459 So, the Temple security lock that shit up, to cock-block. Killjoys.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 09:03 PM (AVEe1)

Yes, that is obvs the only reason. So rude! But the grounds are pretty and well kept so I don't blame them...

I am now picturing a happy innocent just married couple stepping onto the temple lawn to get pics taken, and running across used...accoutrements for certain extracurricular activities. That would be horrible and hysterical at the same time.

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 09:13 PM (yRwC8)

460 Somehow I think that Dingy's retirement years will not be exactly blissful. He probably get a permanent crick in his neck from looking over his shoulder.

Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2015 09:13 PM (JSovD)

461 Nip, todays car are heavier than you think due to all the safety mandates.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 09:13 PM (ucDmr)

462 By the way, thank you exercise bands. Great job.

Posted by: MTF at March 30, 2015 09:14 PM (FCsIb)

463 Batteries are heavy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:14 PM (F2IAQ)

464
By the way, thank you exercise bands. Great job.


What exactly do those exercise bands want Reid to do?

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 09:15 PM (MDgS8)

465 @461

I guess so, more shit, less steel. Although the new cars have those steel beams across the doors

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 09:16 PM (0FSuD)

466 You know who did it? Fuckin Koch Brothers! That's who did it!

Posted by: tu3031 at March 30, 2015 09:16 PM (EDYaR)

467 Is it just me or are all these pictures of that fuckin' John Kerry making everybody want to hurl chunks? I'm not normally one to mock a person's appearance but he is a freak.

Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2015 09:16 PM (EgOr3)

468 457
I've said all along these particular exercise bands were left handed and used a bat

Posted by: MTF at March 30, 2015 09:12 PM (FCsIb)

and have a teenage son.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 30, 2015 09:16 PM (LWu6U)

469 By the way, thank you exercise bands. Great job.
Posted by: MTF at March 30, 2015 09:14 PM (FCsIb)

This post is brought to you by exercise bands: doing the thing you always wanted to do to Harry Reid, so you don't have to be slapped with a federal crime for doing it!

Posted by: And now a word from our sponsor at March 30, 2015 09:16 PM (yRwC8)

470 463
Batteries are heavy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:14 PM (F2IAQ)

Yeah, that explains the Prius weight I guess.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 09:16 PM (0FSuD)

471 "Moose, Rocco--help Dingy find his checkbook."

Posted by: Nikkolai at March 30, 2015 09:17 PM (I0CZQ)

472 Guido 'The Icepick' Koch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:17 PM (F2IAQ)

473
Weird


Weird thread.

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 09:17 PM (MDgS8)

474 Harry, you going to fcuk with Guido son again? Just asking

Posted by: Vinny at March 30, 2015 09:18 PM (0FSuD)

475 Weird


Weird thread.

It's how we roll

Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2015 09:18 PM (EgOr3)

476 Was the new kitten found?

Posted by: Vinny at March 30, 2015 09:19 PM (0FSuD)

477 Hairy: "I'm sorry boys, I seem to have lost the kickback money in my accounting system."

Guido: "No problem, I'll send a couple of guys over to help you find it."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:19 PM (F2IAQ)

478 Given that th American people were stupid enough to elect Obami twice, that they'll believe Harry Reid got a black eye from exercising is ... believable ...

Posted by: Adriane the Stupidity Critic ... at March 30, 2015 09:19 PM (nSOh+)

479 Is it just me or are all these pictures of that fuckin' John Kerry
making everybody want to hurl chunks? I'm not normally one to mock a
person's appearance but he is a freak.

Hey Peaches, I think it's just the simple fact that some folks just don't have the basic bone structure to all look like Michael Jackson.

Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 09:20 PM (ahBY0)

480 I just cant figure out why someone would beat him that badly.

What the hell did do, or not do to warrant such a beat down?

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at March 30, 2015 09:20 PM (VNgld)

481 423
I don't buy the Mafia explanation. Harry could retaliate, and he does have the security detail.



No, I'm thinking tranny prostitute. ...


Posted by: Trimegistus at March 30, 2015 08:56 PM (znMLR)

why not both?My theory is a connected father.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 30, 2015 09:20 PM (LWu6U)

482 Weird thread.
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 09:17 PM (MDgS

Mobsters and Mormons! Such is the story of Harry. Also, coincidentally, an LDS movie!

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 09:20 PM (yRwC8)

483 Well, I tripped over my server and erased my emails, yeah that's it.


Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at March 30, 2015 09:21 PM (0FSuD)

484 440

Sounds better than laying on your back in your driveway and dropping the tank..

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 09:05 PM (FRLeJ)


I agree. I watched a video of a guy going through the procedure and it didn't appear to be *that* much of a chore. My concerns are due to the seemingly unanimous complaints of RX forum goers who consider it a truly awful job. I cannot rule out the possibility that they are whiny wussies, though.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 30, 2015 09:21 PM (l3LvV)

485 I just cant figure out why someone would beat him that badly.

You're joking, right?

Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2015 09:21 PM (EgOr3)

486 What the hell did do, or not do to warrant such a beat down?
Posted by: Jacob's
-----------------------

He didn't become wealthy by ordinary means.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:21 PM (F2IAQ)

487 I just cant figure out why someone would beat him that badly.

You're joking, right?
Posted by: Peaches
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Maybe someone was selling tickets?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:22 PM (F2IAQ)

488 He wasn't beaten up by the servant in ch 42, since "a bruised Reid he shall not break".

Posted by: the Prophet Isaiah at March 30, 2015 09:22 PM (3F6F8)

489 480
I just cant figure out why someone would beat him that badly.

What the hell did do, or not do to warrant such a beat down?


Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at March 30, 2015 09:20 PM (VNgld)


See @474

Posted by: Vinny at March 30, 2015 09:22 PM (0FSuD)

490
He didn't become wealthy by ordinary means.

They're all grifters.

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 09:22 PM (MDgS8)

491 He's mostly telling the truth. The accident did involve rubber tubing. A lot of it. And an unwilling yak.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 30, 2015 09:23 PM (amQXf)

492 Maybe someone was selling tickets?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:22 PM (F2IAQ)

The first rule of Harry Reid Fight Club is don't talk about Harry Reid Fight Club!

Posted by: Harry Reid Fight Club at March 30, 2015 09:23 PM (yRwC8)

493 Peaches Re: John Kerry, evil shines through. Guy is one of Satans disciples.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 09:23 PM (ucDmr)

494 Megyn is on fire tonight

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 09:23 PM (0FSuD)

495 Maybe someone was selling tickets?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:22 PM (F2IAQ)
Yes! Hammer, ftw! And, yeah, this pusillanimous pederast? Didn't even have to be one of ours.

Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2015 09:24 PM (EgOr3)

496 Did Anna Puma find the kitty yet?

Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2015 09:24 PM (9HaoF)

497 Maybe it was his security detail, who in the end report o a ferret.

Posted by: Museisluse at March 30, 2015 09:24 PM (hfaKT)

498 Harry's boyfriend caught him in a compromising situation, then beat the hell out of him. That kind of stuff happens every day. Harry is the victim here. He should have a sit down with Oprah, cleanse his soul, seek acceptance from the victim community.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 30, 2015 09:24 PM (xrURQ)

499 They're all grifters.

Posted by: eleven
-----------------

Just because my personal wealth increased 40% in one term from subsidies and 'grants', doesn't mean I'm a 'grifter'.

Posted by: Kat Hagan at March 30, 2015 09:24 PM (F2IAQ)

500 The exercise equipment was manufactured by a company owned by Mitt Romney and the elastic band itself was produced by those two evil Koch brothers.

So Harry being the nice person he is does not want to cause them any trouble.

Posted by: ADK46er at March 30, 2015 09:25 PM (mRk2+)

501 Megyn is on fire tonight
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 09:23 PM (0FSuD)

Oooh, what topic? On fire Megyn is always a good time.

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 09:25 PM (yRwC8)

502 Started with Hill's computers, now on Ayers and Weatherman.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 09:26 PM (0FSuD)

503 Harry's security detail ere stoned and partying with the finest hookers in Vegas.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 09:26 PM (ucDmr)

504 Has anyone guessed yet that his patented David Carradine Auto Ex device mount broke and fell on him?

Posted by: Robinson at March 30, 2015 09:26 PM (W2Cji)

505 Harry's boyfriend caught him in a compromising situation, then beat the hell out of him.
--------------------

I know of two instances where old queens were beat up by young male prostitutes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:26 PM (F2IAQ)

506 OT: Supreme Court upholds lower court ruling that California school was within legal standards when requiring American students to remove (or turn inside out) American flag imagery (colors?) on t-shirts during Cinco de Mayo celebration at school due to fears of violence.

I do not know details of the legal aspects of the case and this may be a perfectly reasonable ruling by the court.

What is not reasonable is that the school officials took the action they did as opposed to cancelling the Cinco de Mayo celebration or banning Mexican-themed dress or calling in police to deal with any violence against the American students. Or given the fact of the schools action, it is quite unfortunate all school officials were not run out of town. But then the majority (for two more decades) American population is de-balled and deserving of trek down the road to complete dispossession. Their place will be taken by stronger, more aggressive communities.

Fortunately everyone will still be able to endlessly debate marginal tax rates and the benefits of massive deficit spending so all will be well.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 09:26 PM (NUqwG)

507 Modern cars really are safer than older ones. Even besides government mandates, carmakers have the benefit of decades of experience in designing them and analyzing crashes.

I remember the movie "The Postman Always Rings Twice". It took place in the 30s or 40s. There was a horrific scene of a car crash, where a woman went through the windshield which shattered and blinded her. That was before the invention of safety glass.

Airplanes are also safer nowadays. Well, except for the occasional psycho co-pilot.

Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 09:27 PM (sdi6R)

508 We'll know exactly what happened after Harry calls for an investigation into how Big Karate is turning fresh faced, smooth, and sweet smelling young boys into lethal weapons.

Posted by: Jaws at March 30, 2015 09:27 PM (Rbtz3)

509 Supreme Court upholds lower court ruling that California school was
within legal standards when requiring American students to remove (or
turn inside out) American flag imagery (colors?) on t-shirts during
Cinco de Mayo

No muthafuckin' way!!! We are so completely doomed. {head exploding}

Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2015 09:29 PM (EgOr3)

510 Supreme Court upholds lower court ruling that California school was
within legal standards when requiring American students to remove (or
turn inside out) American flag imagery (colors?) on t-shirts during
Cinco de Mayo

No muthafuckin' way!!! We are so completely doomed. {head exploding}
Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2015 09:29 PM (EgOr3)


The Russian Supreme Court?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 09:31 PM (/tNwW)

511 What happened to Harry Reid's mother? Was she a jackel?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 09:32 PM (/tNwW)

512 Airplanes are also safer nowadays. Well, except for the occasional psycho co-pilot.>>>

Any Pilot/Driver can turn something fairly safe, deadly.

Here hold my beer and watch me ride this 3mph under power Barbie Jeep down this steep hill.

Posted by: Robinson at March 30, 2015 09:32 PM (W2Cji)

513 Harry heard Romney didn't pay his taxes. I hear Harry didn't pay his tranny hookers on New Years Eve. Who can say? It's all just rumors. I have a little evidence for my rumor.

Posted by: Dave S. at March 30, 2015 09:32 PM (UvR6d)

514 No muthafuckin' way!!! We are so completely doomed. {head exploding}
Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2015 09:29 PM (EgOr3)
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It is not mere coincidence that I posted the comment on this thread...

Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 09:33 PM (NUqwG)

515 Anglo-Saxon cow bile and garlic potion kills MRSA

http://tinyurl.com/nhgzwue

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 30, 2015 09:33 PM (F0Cog)

516 I forgot to add in my earlier post that Mitt was only able to purchase the extremely dangerous exercise equipment company because he had lots of extra cash lying around from never having paid any taxes.

Posted by: ADK46er at March 30, 2015 09:33 PM (mRk2+)

517 Watching "Idiocracy" on Cable. Seems the right thing to do

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 09:34 PM (/tNwW)

518 Well what I mean is, who has enough "balls" to beat the shit out of a US Senator. I am sure if Reid (or just about any US Senator) wanted to they could bring a world of hurt down on someone.

But.... If someone has enough on him, like go away to prison for the rest of your life, then I guess you are going to sit there and take it, and smile.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at March 30, 2015 09:34 PM (VNgld)

519
What happened to Harry Reid's mother? Was she a jackel?

I don't know but the bitch is in heat again.

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 09:34 PM (MDgS8)

520 I thought Cinco de Mayo was a marketing thing that caught on by Corona Beer or some such.

Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 09:34 PM (ahBY0)

521 In America Idiocracy watches you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 30, 2015 09:34 PM (W5DcG)

522 Welcome to Costco....I love you.....

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 09:35 PM (MDgS8)

523 Any Pilot/Driver can turn something fairly safe, deadly.
-----------------

Thus you will soon be *required* to only ride in a self-driving car.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:35 PM (F2IAQ)

524 Will Goodluck Jonathan have good luck?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 30, 2015 09:36 PM (W5DcG)

525 520 You can thank Budweiser and A.B. for that one.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 30, 2015 09:36 PM (ucDmr)

526 "Watching "Idiocracy" on Cable. Seems the right thing to do"


Sometimes it's good to bone-up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 09:36 PM (iWlfa)

527 He was at the stables, getting some loving (they don't call him Horsemeat Harry for nothing), when his partner got spooked and trampled all over his scrawny ass. That explains his reluctance to divulge the truth.

Posted by: Hairy Ass True Man at March 30, 2015 09:37 PM (XrHO0)

528 Leave Harry Reid alooooonnnnnneee! *sob*

Posted by: Guido's Exercise Equipment Co. at March 30, 2015 09:37 PM (ACs58)

529 Hehehe you said 'bone'

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at March 30, 2015 09:37 PM (zauWW)

530 I say we stock up on shirts with flags, and make a point of wearing them May 5th.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:37 PM (F2IAQ)

531 I thought Cinco de Mayo was a marketing thing that caught on by Corona Beer or some such.
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 09:34 PM (ahBY0)
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That's when the Gabachos began celebrating it.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 09:37 PM (NUqwG)

532 >>> I thought Cinco de Mayo was a marketing thing that caught on by Corona Beer or some such.

Cinco de Quatro! Get it right plebes.

Posted by: Obama, putting money on Reid bum fights at March 30, 2015 09:38 PM (yRwC8)

533 520 You can thank Budweiser and A.B. for that one.

Thanks for the correction, I thought it was a fake holiday.

Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 09:38 PM (ahBY0)

534 Thanks for the correction, I thought it was a fake holiday.
Posted by: dartist
--------------

You probably did not observe Cesar Chavez's holiday either.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:39 PM (F2IAQ)

535 Kids don't just hop into the windowless van anymore no matter how much candy you show them. They put up a fight.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at March 30, 2015 09:40 PM (lwUXV)

536 Thanks to El Court Supremeo, no longer will citizens in Los Nuevos Estados Unidos be offended, triggered, and oppressed by that ancient rag with the stars and stripes!

Posted by: Jorge's Exercise Equipment Compania at March 30, 2015 09:40 PM (ACs58)

537 Kids don't just hop into the windowless van anymore no matter how much candy you show them. They put up a fight.
Posted by: Ostral
-----------------------

Maybe...

Posted by: The Friendly Stranger in the Black Sedan at March 30, 2015 09:41 PM (F2IAQ)

538 "Hehehe you said 'bone'"


Yeah, I guess I did.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 09:41 PM (iWlfa)

539 that ancient rag with the stars and stripes!
Posted by: Jorge's Exercise Equipment Compania at March 30, 2015 09:40 PM (ACs5
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That rag reminds me of slavery!

Posted by: Gentle Giant at March 30, 2015 09:41 PM (NUqwG)

540 So..., the American flag is a triggering micro-aggression, no?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:42 PM (F2IAQ)

541 You have to answer for Santino, Harry. You fingered Sonny for the Barzini people.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Corleone at March 30, 2015 09:42 PM (Dwehj)

542 You probably did not observe Cesar Chavez's holiday either.

Fuck, maybe it's this calendar the V.A.gives me every year.

Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 09:43 PM (ahBY0)

543 26
Except the mafia hasn't been involved in a big way in Vegas for decades.

Who needs the Mafia when there's the SEIU? The fucking fat fabulous SEIU?

Posted by: Corona at March 30, 2015 09:43 PM (fh2Y7)

544 No, it's because someone he owed something to, and didn't come through for, beat the ever loving shit out of him. I'm going to start a kickstarter campaign for whoever it was to do it again.

Posted by: Lurker at March 30, 2015 09:43 PM (UsgHM)

545 Has it been decided yet what day we will celebrate Obama day?

I vote April 1st or May 6th "Oh the humanity"

Posted by: Robinson at March 30, 2015 09:43 PM (W2Cji)

546 523
Thus you will soon be *required* to only ride in a self-driving car.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:35 PM (F2IAQ)



With a fully automated car, nothing can go wrong...can go wrong...can go wrong...

Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 09:43 PM (sdi6R)

547 I once got attacked by a stair riser machine because it claimed I sullied its daughter (who was over 21 BTW).

I don't think this is the case with Harry, as I've heard he swings more toward toward underage boys.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 30, 2015 09:44 PM (LffmZ)

548 "
Thanks for the correction, I thought it was a fake holiday."


It's real but really just a reason to go drinkin'.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 09:45 PM (iWlfa)

549 Fucking seriously...

Using this goddamn site is like trying to fuck a wolverine.

Fuck you pixy.

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 09:45 PM (MDgS8)

550 With a fully automated car, nothing can go wrong...can go wrong...can go wrong...
Posted by: rickl
-----------------

I would look forward to spoofing them at four-way stops...., except everything will be on camera.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:45 PM (F2IAQ)

551 We never touched the little punk. Our worst hit man wouldn't slime his hands. He's telling the truth.

However, we do have the security video from his exercise room on continuous loop, and the finest popcorn. And vino.

Posted by: Las Vegas Organized Underworld at March 30, 2015 09:45 PM (ACs58)

552 Well at least we can laugh at Sen. Reid and his pathetic excuses. So we got that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2015 09:45 PM (u82oZ)

553 Mike, I'm innocent. I swear on the kids.

Posted by: Carlo Reid at March 30, 2015 09:45 PM (Dwehj)

554 With a fully automated car, nothing can go wrong...can go wrong...can go wrong...>>>

The Blue screen of death takes on a whole new meaning.

Posted by: Robinson at March 30, 2015 09:46 PM (W2Cji)

555 Using this goddamn site is like trying to fuck a wolverine.
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SQL error...

Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 09:46 PM (NUqwG)

556 It's real but really just a reason to go drinkin'.

Well now I don't feel so dumb. I don't need a reason to for that.

Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2015 09:46 PM (ahBY0)

557 Cinco de Mayo was when Mexico got independence from France but Mexicans think it was when they got independence from us.

Fucking retards.

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 09:47 PM (MDgS8)

558 The Blue screen of death takes on a whole new meaning.
Posted by: Robinson at March 30, 2015 09:46 PM (W2Cji)
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Sometimes it turns red.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 09:47 PM (NUqwG)

559 The self driving car won't take you to non-government approved destinations.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at March 30, 2015 09:48 PM (zauWW)

560 Just play the tune, it's worth it, if only as a flashback

http://tinyurl.com/qfdl5gm

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:48 PM (F2IAQ)

561 Well what I mean is, who has enough "balls" to beat the shit out of a US Senator. I am sure if Reid (or just about any US Senator) wanted to they could bring a world of hurt down on someone.



Just like a mafia hit, the guy who beat Reid, was back in Detroit before Reid ever got out of the hospital.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 09:48 PM (t43dZ)

562 Cinco de Mayo was when Mexico got independence from France
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Actually they won the battle but then got occupied anyway. the French did not give up for 4 years which is pretty good for the French.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 09:49 PM (NUqwG)

563 "Well now I don't feel so dumb. I don't need a reason to for that."


There ya go. You haven't missed a thing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 09:49 PM (iWlfa)

564 Cinco de Quatro is when Mexico won the War of Independence with their occupiers, the United States, in 1776. Everybody knows that.

Posted by: Lou Informacion de Votere at March 30, 2015 09:49 PM (ACs58)

565 Has it been decided yet what day we will celebrate Obama day?



I'll celebrate it on Feb. 30th.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 09:50 PM (t43dZ)

566 The self driving car won't take you to non-government approved destinations.
Posted by: Sponge
--------------------

It will know (and tell) where you are, where you have been, and when.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:50 PM (F2IAQ)

567 Welcome to the Official Strip Club, Citizen!

You asked your car to take you someplace for 'some action' and it's here!

Please strip. The Rainbow Troubleshooter Sodomy Party starts in 5 minutes!

Posted by: Friend Computer at March 30, 2015 09:50 PM (SFpiC)

568 like trying to fuck a wolverine.

Anyone heard from Garrett lately? Those bears are gonna be so jealous.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 09:50 PM (AVEe1)

569
532 >>> I thought Cinco de Mayo was a marketing thing that caught on by Corona Beer or some such.

Cinco de Quatro! Get it right plebes.
Posted by: Obama, putting money on Reid bum

Stay thirsty my friends, stay thirsty

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 09:51 PM (fIzos)

570 Ont up.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 09:52 PM (t43dZ)

571 560 Just play the tune, it's worth it, if only as a flashback

http://tinyurl.com/qfdl5gm
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:48 PM (F2IAQ)



Was that the album cover? If so, it's even more disturbing than the song.

Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 09:52 PM (sdi6R)

572 Thread is starting to smell like the backseat of an old Packard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:52 PM (F2IAQ)

573 Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 09:26 PM (NUqwG)

the only speech which is supposed to be censored, is 'fighting words'...

The Supreme Court, therefore, just declared the Flag of the United States of America... fighting words...

They may be more prophetic than they imagine...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 30, 2015 09:52 PM (qh617)

574 I don't exercise much, but when I do, it's always a disaster.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Harry in the World at March 30, 2015 09:52 PM (Dwehj)

575 >>> Using this goddamn site is like trying to fuck a wolverine

It sounds like alot of people are having trouble with the blog lately. Whatever happened with the last major blog breakdown that led to the port 1080 problem seems to have screwed up the site in ways that have yet to be fixed. I never got the red page of 500 error words before, but now I do pretty regularly.

Anyway, Ace ain't gonna fix it. He is rather set in his ways.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 30, 2015 09:53 PM (2x3L+)

576 Well what I mean is, who has enough "balls" to beat the shit out of a US
Senator. I am sure if Reid (or just about any US Senator) wanted to
they could bring a world of hurt down on someone.
>>>

That assumes they are legally clean enough to fight back.

Posted by: The Guy with the blackmail thumbdrive at March 30, 2015 09:53 PM (W2Cji)

577 Was that the album cover? If so, it's even more disturbing than the song.
Posted by: rickl
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Yes. And....
Lawn. Off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:53 PM (F2IAQ)

578 Oh say does that Star Spangled Boehner yet fly o'er the land of the Reid and the home of TFG.

Posted by: sinkhole DiBlasio at March 30, 2015 09:53 PM (XrHO0)

579 Well what I mean is, who has enough "balls" to beat the shit out of a US Senator.

You're assuming that the Senate matters. Or that any elected DC office matters.

Here in Colorado: I got the definite vibe that the local Dems let Udall drift, and that they rallied around salvaging Hickenlooper and state-level legislators. (And maybe Polis.)

If the Senators don't matter, then why not rough one or the other up, pour encourager les autres. (I'm here thinking on behalf of a mobster and not recommending actually doing this, gods no.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2015 09:55 PM (AVEe1)

580 Oh heaven forfend!

Posted by: Corona at March 30, 2015 09:56 PM (fh2Y7)

581 The '500' problem is a consequence of embedded characters. Just go here http://tinyurl.com/25h7ueh

Paste your text in the upper window, click the 'Convert' button, then copy your text from the LOWER (converted) window, and paste here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:57 PM (F2IAQ)

582 The '500' problem is a consequence of embedded characters. Just go here http://tinyurl.com/25h7ueh

Paste your text in the upper window, click the 'Convert' button, then copy your text from the LOWER (converted) window, and paste here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:57 PM (F2IAQ)
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...while standing on your head and spinning around

Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 10:00 PM (NUqwG)

583 "That was a pretty good shot, eh?"
"From this range ya can't miss!"

Posted by: Corona at March 30, 2015 10:00 PM (fh2Y7)

584 L, Elle: "I never got the red page of 500 error words before, but now I do pretty regularly."

If you are attempting to paste text containing Unicode, Pixy chokes. http://bit.ly/pixyize lets you scrub text, replacing Unicode with equivalent &etc HTML entities. NB: Does not work if you can't use ampersands.

L, Elle: "Anyway, Ace ain't gonna fix it. He is rather set in his ways."

All the problems are in the commenting section. What Ace does is unaffected. Hence, not his problem.

Posted by: mindful webworker - AoSHQ Commenter Survival Tips at March 30, 2015 10:01 PM (ACs58)

585 The '500' problem is a consequence of embedded characters. Just go here http://tinyurl.com/25h7ueh



Paste your text in the upper window, click the 'Convert' button,
then copy your text from the LOWER (converted) window, and paste here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:57 PM (F2IAQ)

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...while standing on your head and spinning around

Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 10:00 PM (NUqwG)
or, just go smoke a bowl and rub one out . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2015 10:01 PM (EgOr3)

586 ONT's up. And apparently Dennis Hopper has split.

Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2015 10:02 PM (EgOr3)

587
Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2015 10:01 PM

Thread winnah!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 10:08 PM (u/Asb)

588 My guess is he has an irregular heartbeat problem, and fainted. Just dropping can really f*ck you up. My stepmother had that problem. Pretty much beats you to death.

He's lying about it because he's ashamed of everyone knowing he's to old to function. He's retiring from the Senate because he knows he is too old to function.

Wish it were a juicier story, but this makes more sense.

Posted by: Mark in Portland at March 30, 2015 10:17 PM (kbr2E)

589 577 Was that the album cover? If so, it's even more disturbing than the song.
Posted by: rickl
--------------------
Yes. And....
Lawn. Off.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2015 09:53 PM (F2IAQ)


Nah, I remember when that was a hit.

I was 12 at the time, and it's probably just as well that I didn't understand the implications of the lyrics.

Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 10:27 PM (sdi6R)

590 Mark

I think you hit on something! I think it was a juicer! He had a juicer accident! Wow, you nailed it!

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at March 30, 2015 10:27 PM (2/oBD)

591 Mobsters for the win.

Posted by: John the Libertarian at March 30, 2015 10:30 PM (Jk/zI)

592 It was Kaiser Soze!

Posted by: Mr Kobeyashi at March 30, 2015 10:32 PM (2/oBD)

593 In case it hasn't been mentioned, Reid's brother was arrested for DUI a couple days later and got into it with the cop. If it was a family fight, it would explain no police.

The idea the mob roughed up Reid over some failure to deliver is pretty deep in the conspiracy swamp. First, they don't rough up potential witnesses, they make sure they never testify. Second, Harry has never let them down, not since he was head of the Nevada Gaming Commission.

Posted by: Adjoran at March 30, 2015 10:38 PM (QIQ6j)

594 I find the whole thing amazing.

My dad died at 83 on New Years Day. Before that, he was on all kinds of blood thinners and bruised super easily.

The worst of those bruises would fade within two weeks.

I don't know what happened to Reid, but I marvel at an injury that's still that disfiguring almost 4 months later...

Posted by: Palandine at March 30, 2015 10:41 PM (OldRG)

595 I'm not an expert on many things and don't know what it says about me that I know a lot about hitting and getting hit, but yeah, somebody tooled up Harry Reid. It's strange to me that whoever did the beating didn't stay away from Reid's face while working him over since the loss of a Senator's eye might invite a lot of unwanted attention. Whoever it was evidently didn't care, and that's the part I find unsettling. Posted by: troyriser at March 30, 2015 07:38 PM (gJU39)

I'm right-handed, so the only way I could bust a face like that would be a sucker-punch from the side. Not face-to-face, and not attacking from behind. Like the accused pederast Reid does to little boys. With his penis.

Posted by: the botnet at March 30, 2015 11:27 PM (ZJrnQ)

596 140
Is Reid's brother left handed?


Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living

Posted by: the botnet at March 30, 2015 11:29 PM (ZJrnQ)

597 I don't care how it happened to him. Karma's bill is no where close to being paid in full.

Posted by: dogfish at March 31, 2015 12:11 AM (1vYi0)

598 I don't care how it happened to him. Karma's bill is no where close to being paid in full.

Posted by: dogfish at March 31, 2015 12:11 AM (1vYi0)

599 George Takei beat him up

Posted by: Passionate Conservative at March 31, 2015 12:11 AM (MesJq)

600 That was a very funny post, Ace. Glad to see you're at least out of the doldrums a bit to retain your sense of humor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2015 12:35 AM (DXzRD)

601 and the moron comments are-as usual-hysterical.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2015 12:37 AM (DXzRD)

602 The following people who worked closely with Barack Obama all sustained "self inflicted" injuries to their faces, heads or necks:

Harry Reid: punched himself in the face.
Chuck Hagel: walked into a kitchen cabinet.
Bob Gates: fell at his home.
Hillary Clinton: fainted and sustained a concussion.

Posted by: OxyCon at March 31, 2015 01:43 AM (xBryS)

603 @602 and didn't Obama manage to bloody his lip by hitting himself in the face with a basketball?
They are an ill coordinated bunch, for sure.

Posted by: sinkhole DiBlasio at March 31, 2015 02:13 AM (cIoI4)

604 There was this kid I grew up with; he was younger than me. Sorta looked up to me, you know. We did our first work together, worked our way out of the street. Things were good, we made the most of it. During Prohibition, we ran molasses into Canada... made a fortune, your father, too. As much as anyone, I loved him and trusted him. Later on he had an idea to build a city out of a desert stop-over for GI's on the way to the West Coast. That kid's name was Harry Reid, and the city he invented was Las Vegas. This was a great man, a man of vision and guts and nose. And there isn't even a plaque, or a signpost or a statue of him in that town! Someone put a power band through his eye. No one knows who gave the order. When I heard it, I wasn't angry; I knew Harry, I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead, I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen. I didn't ask who gave the order, because it had nothing to do with business!

Posted by: Hyman Roth at March 31, 2015 07:36 AM (mIQJh)

605 Meh, the Mob would probably beat up his staffers first. He's too well protected and important. At least that's how they ran the Garment District.

I think he's a sick old man who doesn't heal so good. That would explain why he won't sue, he'd lose. They'd put his health condition on trial and the jury would agree most people wouldn't get that badly injured.

Posted by: Chris Balsz at March 31, 2015 10:21 AM (8rRE+)

606 #Bandghazi

Posted by: Eric at March 31, 2015 10:53 AM (8QuKx)

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