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News Roundup: Jew-Hate Edition [CBD]
Virginia State Bar boycotts Israel
This is a ham-handed attempt to cater to the BDS crowd. But every time a seemingly legitimate organization (Yeah..I know...it's lawyers) accepts the premise that Israel is outside of the world of nations it legitimizes attacks on its existence.
Jew, Or Dog? Our Favorite HBO Actor Opines
Williamson's caveat that Dunham is Jewish means nothing -- The Self-Hating Jew is an all-to-common thing. And Dunham is a leftist through and through. Her religion means very little in comparison to her political manifesto.
Speaking of Self-Hating Jews....Rep. Steve Israel Beclowns Himself
Rep. Steven King (R-IA) asked: "Here is what I don't understand, I don't understand how Jews in America can be Democrats first and Jewish second and support Israel along the line of just following their President." Well Representative King, it's because they care more for their partisan politics than the survival of their religious and cultural origins and the existence of a staunch democratic ally in the ME. But his colleague in the House had this to say: "Especially galling is pronouncements by people who've never been to Israel that Democrats like me are failing the loyalty test." So...all of the Morons around here who profess unequivocal support for the State of Israel (but have never been there) are mere poseurs in comparison to Steve Israel, whose "support" of Israel includes accepting Obama's attacks on the only democracy in the ME and support for Leftist organizations that explicitly reject the concept of a free, democratic Israel.
Of course there is good news too...
Those who continue to hate Israel, hate America," Cruz said in Washington DC in September at an event called, In Defense of Christians. "Those who hate Jews, hate Christians. If those in this room will not recognize that, then my heart weeps for them.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 28, 2015 11:54 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 11:54 AM (ipqYf)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 28, 2015 11:55 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 11:57 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 11:57 AM (ipqYf)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 28, 2015 11:57 AM (0HooB)
But not their dogs
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 28, 2015 11:58 AM (KZBSl)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 11:58 AM (ipqYf)
Posted by: Joy Beharridan wrasslin' Phoopi Goldborg at March 28, 2015 11:58 AM (76HNm)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 11:59 AM (0FSuD)
Does that make me part Jew?
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 28, 2015 11:59 AM (KZBSl)
Agree. All in the family.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 11:59 AM (ipqYf)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 12:00 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Prez'nit O'Dhimmi at March 28, 2015 12:00 PM (Dwehj)
"the only public discussion of all this before Martingayles letter was a petition that, as of this writing, has received a grand total of thirty-four signatures."
Virginia State Bar: Change the Location of 2015 Midyear Legal Seminar
signing
Razan Fayez FAIRFAX, VA
Hassan Ahmad HERNDON, VA
R Ebeid PANAMA CITY, FL
Leila Mansouri WASHINGTON, DC
Nassim Hooshmandnia GENEVA, SWITZERLAND
Aseil Abu-Baker ARLINGTON, VA
S Hasan ALEXANDRIA, VA
Salim Ali ARLINGTON, VA
and so on....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 28, 2015 12:01 PM (kdS6q)
Yeah, I just hope he doesn't turn into this cycle's Newt. You know, the guy who says brilliantly insightful and acid things, but who has no real chance at the Presidency.
Posted by: pep at March 28, 2015 12:01 PM (4nR9/)
One of the coolest things in Israel is seeing 20 hot 20 year girls walking along carrying M-16s
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 12:02 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 12:02 PM (ipqYf)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 28, 2015 12:02 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2015 12:03 PM (mv76s)
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 28, 2015 12:03 PM (KZBSl)
I've been to Israel, dated a chick from Israel and I really like money
Does that make me part Jew?
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 28, 2015 11:59 AM (KZBSl)
Let me see your dick
Posted by: Rabbi Abraham at March 28, 2015 12:04 PM (0FSuD)
I'm afraid I don't understand the context of the photo. What am I missing?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 11:57 AM (Dj0WE)
According to leftist logic (shut up, just projecting here)
Apartheid = Israel
Apartheid = Anti-black
Black = Minority
Mix into an Unholy Goat Fuck Of Logic.
In fact, everyone in that photo is probably a Jew of Ethiopian ancestry.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Moses
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Solomon
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 28, 2015 12:04 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 11:58 AM (ipqYf)
Yes. I remember once going ice skating up north in Metulla at the "Canada House" . There were some Ethiopian Soldiers there skating in their shorts. They were terrible but having a great time. My kids who were maybe 11/13 then were trying to teach them and nobody could keep a straight face. Wish I had the pictures to post here. Maybe I can find them and CBD can post them next week
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2015 12:05 PM (rDqRv)
Nope.
The more they fight each other the more they are sure the Jooz are to blame.
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 12:06 PM (MQEz6)
Two Israeli soldiers probably hitting on two Israeli women. They are overlooking Jerusalem (the Dome of The Rock is in the background).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2015 12:06 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2015 12:07 PM (mv76s)
Posted by: President Quisling Bottom at March 28, 2015 12:07 PM (YzJeP)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2015 12:07 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 12:08 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 12:08 PM (MQEz6)
Two Israeli soldiers probably hitting on two Israeli women. They are overlooking Jerusalem (the Dome of The Rock is in the background).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2015 12:06 PM (Zu3d9)
They are all sitting in front of the Intercontinental Hotel. Nice place to get a cool drink on a hot day
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2015 12:09 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 12:08 PM
..... A piece you mean?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2015 12:09 PM (mv76s)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 12:10 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2015 12:10 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 12:10 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 12:11 PM (MQEz6)
"I make great pancakes."
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 12:11 PM (MQEz6)
"I make great potato pancakes."
/missed opportunity
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 28, 2015 12:13 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 12:13 PM (0FSuD)
Everyone knows that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 12:13 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2015 12:06 PM (Zu3d9)
Ok, I guess I've been ignoring the nonsense coming out of Washington lately. I'm assuming they are accusing Israel of aparteid? Or something along those lines?
In other words, everything old is new again, only this time it's the U.S. government who is actively encouraging anti-Semitism to flourish once more.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 12:13 PM (Dj0WE)
We should all boycott the Internet because Intel has a large facility in Israel.
Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2015 12:10 PM (Ua6T/)
No don't do that
Posted by: The Costia Rica with largest intel plant at March 28, 2015 12:14 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 12:15 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 12:15 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 12:16 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 12:16 PM (Dj0WE)
That's kind of powerful. He must be silenced!
Posted by: t-bird at March 28, 2015 12:16 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 12:16 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: BurtTC
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Not with those hips..., I don't think.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 12:16 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 12:17 PM (0FSuD)
45 Am I the only one who thought the person reading the paper is a dude?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 12:16 PM (Dj0WE)
Cue "The Crying Game" music.
Nah, shadows, I think.
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 12:18 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2015 12:18 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 12:18 PM (0FSuD)
That's kind of powerful. He must be silenced!
Posted by: t-bird
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We're working on that. We've formed a terrific collaborative with the GOPe.
Posted by: MSM at March 28, 2015 12:18 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: mindful webworker - just passing by at March 28, 2015 12:18 PM (ZOlfu)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 12:10 PM (MMC8r)
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense, does it? We are at the mercy of a bunch of these schmucks who are in the city government where we live (City of Fairfax). They are 194 million in debt, but insisted on building a new park in the downtown area. It was supposed to be finished in December, but as of today, March 28, it is still unfinished. And they put no contingencies in the contract for failure to finish on time. So my property taxes went up 5% this year.
I am so ready to move away from this den of thieves.
Posted by: Moki at March 28, 2015 12:19 PM (bAB8f)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 12:16 PM (MQEz6)
Not necessarily. Ethiopian women tend to be more modest than their Israeli conterparts, but that is changing over time as they become more fully intergrated into Israeli society and the "old" traditions fade away...for better or for worse
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2015 12:20 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: great big Banana Republic at March 28, 2015 12:20 PM (+kznc)
Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2015 12:21 PM (Ua6T/)
Just peaceful sharing of space.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 12:21 PM (Dj0WE)
57 I bet they scored.
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 12:16 PM (MQEz6)
Not necessarily. Ethiopian women tend to be more modest than their Israeli conterparts, but that is changing over time as they become more fully intergrated into Israeli society and the "old" traditions fade away...for better or for worse
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2015 12:20 PM (rDqRv)
Dude, don't be jinxing two fellow bros. Positive waves.
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 12:22 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: great big Banana Republic at March 28, 2015 12:20 PM (+kznc)
Former Ambassador Gillerman. And Fredo is the enemy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2015 12:22 PM (rDqRv)
That was in a reply to the State department back room threatening to expel him.
Bring it on bitches.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 12:23 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 12:22 PM (MQEz6)
I have 2 Jewish Daughters and as it so happens 2 pistols also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2015 12:24 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: A Queens Corgi at March 28, 2015 12:25 PM (dZGNV)
"especially if you believe that Christianity is a subset of Judaism like I do."
Agree. All in the family.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 11:59 AM
Grafted, by grace, onto the tree.
*ponders next deep, spiritual comment*
Pretty sweet deal.
Posted by: ToeJammer at March 28, 2015 12:25 PM (F8pXk)
Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2015 12:25 PM (DI7QP)
Bring it on bitches.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 12:23 PM (0FSuD)
I think they were refering to the present Israeli Ambassador to the USA Ron Dermer
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2015 12:25 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 12:25 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2015 12:25 PM (DI7QP)
Very well said
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2015 12:25 PM (rDqRv)
Ok, I guess I've been ignoring the nonsense coming out of Washington lately. I'm assuming they are accusing Israel of aparteid? Or something along those lines?
In other words, everything old is new again, only this time it's the U.S. government who is actively encouraging anti-Semitism to flourish once more.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 12:13 PM (Dj0WE)
Yeah, calling Israel an "apartheid state" is a long-time leftist insult, and quite popular among commie cockholsters. John Kerry was recorded using the term in regards to Israel about a year ago, and hand to slink back his comments.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 28, 2015 12:26 PM (ynQIy)
I have a shovel and a .45, Young Man. I doubt you'll be missed!
Posted by: Mel Horowitz at March 28, 2015 12:27 PM (Ua6T/)
New waste management company has taken over. They've dropped of bins. We never used to have bins.
Crap.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 12:28 PM (ipqYf)
Posted by: Gary Glitter at March 28, 2015 12:28 PM (Q819Q)
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Here, the Progressives insisted on updating the park area in front of city hall. A project that would have taken a private corporation 6 mos., took 3 years, and ended up costing twice original projections.
The local VFW was paying for a memorial section. The Progs insisted that it include a statue of a female, or no deal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 12:29 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 12:29 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: great big Banana Republic at March 28, 2015 12:29 PM (+kznc)
Nice pctiue on that same site of Sen. Cruz standing ing on a street corner waving an American flag. Love, love the cowboy boots.
Posted by: Tuna at March 28, 2015 12:31 PM (JSovD)
Crap.
Posted by: Ricardo
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You make sound as though you expect the service to be for the convenience of the taxpayer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 12:31 PM (l1zOH)
Thank you, Horde.
Posted by: mindful webworker - yum at March 28, 2015 12:31 PM (ZOlfu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 12:33 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: whatmeworry? at March 28, 2015 12:33 PM (dZGNV)
Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2015 12:33 PM (DI7QP)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 28, 2015 11:57 AM (0HooB)
******
Christianity is a more precise, accurate form of Biblical Judaism, given that it consist of later revelations and prophetic fulfillments. It is however incompatible with Pharisaic/talmudic Judaism. That said, I agree with the subway ad,"In any conflict between a civilized man and a a savage, always side with the civilized man". And Israel is the only oasis of civilized humaneness among the various barbaric ME theocracies.
Posted by: Lena Gungan at March 28, 2015 12:36 PM (cIoI4)
Right.
What was I thinking.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 12:36 PM (ipqYf)
I'm really not sure what difference that makes.
Posted by: Ben Gentle at March 28, 2015 12:36 PM (835mE)
Just in time! He needs distraction, you know. The mundane things of the world don't challenge his brilliant mind.
Posted by: ValJar, Persian rat at March 28, 2015 12:37 PM (Ua6T/)
Great yob Fredo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2015 12:37 PM (rDqRv)
'Pancake' is a hateful right-wing code word that refers to Rachel Corrie.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 12:33 PM (l1zOH)
***trigger warning***
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 28, 2015 12:37 PM (u8GsB)
Biblical Judaism, given that it consist of later revelations and
prophetic fulfillments. It is however incompatible with
Pharisaic/talmudic Judaism.
Posted by: Lena Gungan at March 28, 2015 12:36 PM (cIoI4)
I'll get right on that. I guess I'll need to edit my bibles.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2015 12:39 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 28, 2015 12:39 PM (3rLmo)
I'm really not sure what difference that makes.
My nutshell understanding of Zionism is "Let's go home."
How can that be bad!
Posted by: ValJar, Persian rat at March 28, 2015 12:40 PM (Ua6T/)
I am sad to say my young adult nephews, who are Jewish, seem to buy into a lot of the criticism of Israel, although we haven't spoken about it recently, since shit has gotten real.
Posted by: Gem at March 28, 2015 12:41 PM (c+gwp)
I'm really not sure what difference that makes.
Posted by: Ben Gentle at March 28, 2015 12:36 PM (835mE)
Short and sweet:
Judaism: Is a religion and/or, as in America, a cultural affiliation.
Zionism: Is the belief and active involvement in the establishment, support, and continued presence of a Jewish Homeland for the Jewish People in their historic Homeland - Israel.
You don't have to be Jewish to be a Zionist, or eat rye bread
Not all Jews are Zionist. And it has become fashionable amongst anti-semites to say they don't hate "Jews" but only "Zionists".
That is the down and dirty version. I would need a book to fully explain it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2015 12:42 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: davidt36@hotmail.com at March 28, 2015 12:42 PM (Gn10W)
I suppose the upside is that if she is so anti-family she will voluntarily select herself out of the gene pool.
Posted by: Lena Gungan at March 28, 2015 12:45 PM (cIoI4)
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Thank heavens! Or, is that over-literal?
Wait..., same applies to rye whiskey, no?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 12:46 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 12:48 PM (l1zOH)
Zionism is the modern phrase for the ancient idea that Jews have their natural homeland in Israel/Judea. Period.
BTW, the tradition holds that once more than 1/2 the Jews in the world live in Israel, then God's Redemption clock starts running fast. Kind of like a corporate vote, 50.1% is "full control." We are VERY close to that figure today, if not past it.
American Jews, who for decades were the world's largest single Jewish community, and MUCH bigger than Israel, have not accepted that they are now 2d. This explains a lot of their psychotic support for Obama--they WANT to see a Democrat put the uppity Israelis in their place.
Posted by: JewishOdysseus (@JewishOdysseus) at March 28, 2015 12:48 PM (FWwQD)
Posted by: Gem at March 28, 2015 12:49 PM (c+gwp)
Posted by: Lena Gungan at March 28, 2015 12:45 PM (cIoI4)
But not by means of remaining celibate, so...
Killing babies. Where's the upside?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 12:49 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: BurtTC
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Oooo.
Let me show you my collection of baby feet!
Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at March 28, 2015 12:51 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 12:16 PM (Dj0WE)
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*sigh* I wish my shoulders were that narrow. Somedays I wonder if I'll ever be 100% passable. *sniff*
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at March 28, 2015 12:52 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2015 12:52 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus (@JewishOdysseus) at March 28, 2015 12:48 PM (FWwQD)
Not quite- about but getting there
About 15 million Jews world wide
About 6+ million Jews in Israel
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2015 12:53 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 12:49 PM (Dj0WE)
******
I was assuming she'd at least be bright enough to know where babies come from and use protection accordingly. But perhaps that's being too optimistic.
Posted by: Lena Gungan at March 28, 2015 12:56 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 28, 2015 12:56 PM (w6xPd)
That's why I have pebbles in my hoo hoo.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 28, 2015 12:58 PM (Ua6T/)
I don't see how this is going to be a good fit propaganda-wise for the global warming agenda.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 28, 2015 12:59 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Prez'nit Brackets at March 28, 2015 12:59 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: toby928(C) mutters at March 28, 2015 01:00 PM (rwI+c)
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This land is mine.
God gave this land to me.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QEYmomUuveU
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 28, 2015 01:00 PM (QfQ1Q)
Many or most grow out of it when they realize how much they don't know. She probably won't.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 01:00 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: esch at March 28, 2015 01:00 PM (eEEbp)
Not quite- about but getting there
About 15 million Jews world wide
About 6+ million Jews in Israel
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Give Europe/Ukraine a few more months of lynchings synagogue burnings, and Obama a naked "f@ck da Jooos" outburst or two, and the tipping point will be reached...
30 years ago, Israel had about 20% of the world's Jews. This situation--the majority of the world's Jews living in Israel--has not existed since the days of the Roman Empire.
Buckle up, maaaaahhh friends...
Posted by: JewishOdysseus (@JewishOdysseus) at March 28, 2015 01:01 PM (FWwQD)
Wait, what?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dm6qw_yeo6o
Posted by: Three Dog Night at March 28, 2015 01:01 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 28, 2015 12:58 PM
I will cut you.
Posted by: Wilma Flintstone at March 28, 2015 01:02 PM (7d8Ef)
30 years ago, Israel had about 20% of the world's Jews. This situation--the majority of the world's Jews living in Israel--has not existed since the days of the Roman Empire.
Buckle up, maaaaahhh friends...
Posted by: JewishOdysseus (@JewishOdysseus) at March 28, 2015 01:01 PM (FWwQD)
Yup.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2015 01:04 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Lena Gungan at March 28, 2015 12:56 PM (XrHO0)
Maybe, but she strikes me as the type who gets abortions because that's what good little feminazis do. Solidarity for the cause, and all that.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 01:04 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Prez'nit Brackets at March 28, 2015 01:06 PM (Dwehj)
Get lost, you putz.
Posted by: Ethel Rosenberg at March 28, 2015 01:07 PM (Ua6T/)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 01:08 PM (Dj0WE)
He is full of shit and so is Dunham. Have a birth parent with a distant relationship to Judaism and a secular upbringing does not have the right to speak for all jews
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 28, 2015 01:08 PM (zOTsN)
I'll admit to not studying Judaism much, and the Old Testament is a lot more cryptic to me than the New one.
I mentioned the other day that I thought it would be kinda neat to see one or two Biblical prophecies fulfilled before I croaked.
I thought it would be a bit more uplifting than it is.
Stupid me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 28, 2015 01:12 PM (0HooB)
Say what you want, those little IDF girls know how to shot and kill your ass.
How many of our prissy liberal feminist college girls know any of that shit?
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 01:15 PM (0FSuD)
Corgis called.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 28, 2015 11:55 AM (0HooB)
This always cracks me up as I picture hundreds of corgis scrambling.
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 28, 2015 01:18 PM (TBp4e)
http://lazerbrody.typepad.com/
Great rabbi, former IDF commando.
Posted by: JewishOdysseus (@JewishOdysseus) at March 28, 2015 01:18 PM (FWwQD)
Posted by: deepred at March 28, 2015 01:18 PM (xv5cf)
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Yeah, well, they know how to spot a microaggression from 1000 yards.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 28, 2015 01:19 PM (QfQ1Q)
Luck's Pinto beans with kosher pork. I am going shit my brain out tonight!
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 01:19 PM (0FSuD)
God gave this land to me.
We sang that in Jr. High choir in a school with hardly any joos.
Probably cause a boycott today.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2015 01:20 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 01:20 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 12:02 PM (0FSuD)
Exactly...hot hot hot.
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 28, 2015 01:20 PM (TBp4e)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 28, 2015 01:21 PM (QfQ1Q)
Is that in the Bible?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 28, 2015 01:22 PM (0HooB)
Jazz Hands are outlawed in Israel.
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 01:20 PM (MQEz6)
gays revolt.
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 28, 2015 01:23 PM (TBp4e)
Here is Irving Kristol, the father of neoconservatism and himself a Jew, describing in a 1995 essay entitled an "Autobiographical Memoir"
"In school, the rabbi enforced classroom discipline by a strong slap in the face and taught the children to fear Gentiles and to spit when passing a church"
Posted by: Iota at March 28, 2015 01:24 PM (szivi)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 01:04 PM (Dj0WE)
******
Maybe I missed my period because I'm pregnant... I know! I'll get an abortion! Woo-hoo! Then I'll be a real woman!
Posted by: Mrs. Bruce Garrison at March 28, 2015 01:24 PM (3F6F8)
BTW, the tradition holds that once more than 1/2 the Jews in the
world live in Israel, then God's Redemption clock starts running fast.
Kind of like a corporate vote, 50.1% is "full control." We are VERY
close to that figure today, if not past it.
Is that in the Bible?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 28, 2015 01:22 PM (0HooB)
I guess God could have a clock. Don't know why he needs one though.
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 28, 2015 01:25 PM (TBp4e)
Maybe I missed my period because I'm pregnant... I know! I'll get an abortion! Woo-hoo! Then I'll be a real woman!
Posted by: Mrs. Bruce Garrison at March 28, 2015 01:24 PM (3F6F
Lucky.
Posted by: Bridgette Jenner at March 28, 2015 01:26 PM (TBp4e)
We hear that Obama got 78% of the Jewish vote...what does that round to?
Now they (too many, at least) side with Barack Hussein and Ayatollah Khamenei over Netanyahu. A strange turn of events, indeed.
Posted by: JewishOdysseus (@JewishOdysseus) at March 28, 2015 01:26 PM (FWwQD)
To keep time on his starship.
Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2015 01:26 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 28, 2015 01:22 PM (0HooB)
Goldman Sachs perspective for bomb shelters.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 01:27 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2015 01:26 PM (Ua6T/)
A starship. Firefly. Another series that ended too soon.
Posted by: Bridgette Jenner at March 28, 2015 01:29 PM (TBp4e)
Posted by: Capt. James T. Kirk at March 28, 2015 01:29 PM (Dth0i)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 01:29 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 01:30 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 01:29 PM (MMC8r)
They forgot the part where Mom and Dad have to sign it and return it.
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 28, 2015 01:31 PM (Dth0i)
I still can't believe that the 'reporting guidelines' for the German air
industry are to simply give the pilot in question a note that he's
unfit.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 01:29 PM (MMC8r)
No kidding ZR. Lets just give someone who's mentally unfit for duty a note to give to his supervisor. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Bada Bing at March 28, 2015 01:31 PM (TBp4e)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 01:33 PM (0FSuD)
He did get treatment for mental health issues, but the note in question was for vision problems. Still, what could have been professionally disqualifying was left to self-reporting.
Germans just expect everyone to follow rules.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2015 01:36 PM (1xUj/)
A note from Juan Epsteins's mother.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 28, 2015 01:36 PM (W5DcG)
Plus, it's worth a try.
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 01:36 PM (MQEz6)
No kidding ZR. Lets just give someone who's mentally unfit for duty a note to give to his supervisor. What could go wrong?
He did get treatment for mental health issues, but the note in
question was for vision problems. Still, what could have been
professionally disqualifying was left to self-reporting.
Germans just expect everyone to follow rules.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2015 01:36 PM (1xUj/)
Vision? no wonder he crashed into a mountain then. Seriously though, next time I'll have to actually read the article...and then what, the posts here? where does that end?
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 28, 2015 01:39 PM (TBp4e)
If every male pilot was awarded a bj after each safe landing, fewer such atrocities would occur.
Plus, it's worth a try.
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 01:36 PM (MQEz6)
By one of the women flight attendants or the ghey male ones?
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 01:39 PM (0FSuD)
They probably have a tepid support for Israel, but it's not really any skin off their dick either way. (See what I did there?)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 28, 2015 01:39 PM (ZMbDb)
I thought it would be a bit more uplifting than it is.
Stupid me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 28, 2015 01:12 PM (0HooB)
******
You know the drill, "no man knoweth the day nor the hour" of the second coming. We don't know the prophetic timetable, and cannot know if we can reasonably expect to see a prophetic fulfillment in our lifetime, let alone the end.
People who predict the end, like Harold Camping, Hal Lindsey, and Jehovah's Witnesses always end up with egg on their face.
We have to be content with the OT (and NT) prophecies that have already been fulfilled: the virgin birth (Is 7:14), crucifixion (Ps 22), atonement (Is 53), destruction of the second temple (Mt 24).
And now the Obamanation of Desolation, golfing where it ought not
Posted by: Lena Gungan at March 28, 2015 01:40 PM (3F6F8)
If every male pilot was awarded a bj after each safe landing, fewer such atrocities would occur.
Plus, it's worth a try.
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 01:36 PM (MQEz6)
By one of the women flight attendants or the ghey male ones?
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 01:39 PM (0FSuD)
Whatever the pilot requests.
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 01:40 PM (MQEz6)
If every male pilot was awarded a bj after each safe landing, fewer such atrocities would occur.
Plus, it's worth a try.
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 01:36 PM (MQEz6)
Do I get wings?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 28, 2015 01:40 PM (TBp4e)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 28, 2015 01:41 PM (ZMbDb)
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 01:41 PM (iQIUe)
My review of this poat: Way too Jewy.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 28, 2015 01:42 PM (hQIXB)
And Paulie Shore.
If anything's a sign of the End Times, it's that guy.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 01:42 PM (MMC8r)
BRB, shopping for a pilots uniform.
Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2015 01:43 PM (Ua6T/)
Plus, it's worth a try.
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 01:36 PM (MQEz6)
By one of the women flight attendants or the ghey male ones?
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 01:39 PM (0FSuD)
Whatever the pilot requests.
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 01:40 PM (MQEz6)
I think the U.S. Air Force already does this. Which explains are the enlisted Airmen and Airchicks with dirty knees on their uniform pants.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 01:43 PM (Dj0WE)
So, of course, we all know which side Master Strategist Obama would choose to back in a 1000-year-old civil war.
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 28, 2015 01:44 PM (ZMbDb)
And while I'm feeling generous, give one to that other Dunham, - Lena.
Posted by: Fritz at March 28, 2015 01:44 PM (ty633)
My review of this poat: Way too Jewy.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 28, 2015 01:42 PM (hQIXB)
Jewy. Heh.
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 28, 2015 01:44 PM (TBp4e)
Probably the scariest prophecy of all.
On the bright side, if TFG is really the anti-Christ, (and not George Soros as I believe) he only has one year of his power left.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 28, 2015 01:47 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 28, 2015 01:41 PM (ZMbDb)
Speaking of which, also in the news this week: the guy who claimed John Hancock was telling people (erroneously) that Tom Schweich was Jewish, long after Schweich himself told Hancock that he was not, misremembered.
The disputed dates were either September or November 2014, and the guy now admits he had the conversation with Hancock back in September, which was BEFORE Schweich himself corrected Hancock on the point.
Does it matter? No, I don't think it does, because anyone trying to claim Schweich killed himself because Hancock was telling people he was Jewish are missing the point that anyone who kills himself because someone else is telling people he is Jewish, is crazy. Which is why he killed himself.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 01:49 PM (Dj0WE)
[ooops, had to post the link in the URL tag here]
No, God doesn't need a clock, that is a concept to help our feeble human minds understand extremely, unimaginably mysterious and complex phenomena.
Posted by: JewishOdysseus (@JewishOdysseus) at March 28, 2015 01:49 PM (FWwQD)
Since I never voted for Obama I don't have the right to an opinion about him either. I do support drinking heavily and posting on blogs.
Dang.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at March 28, 2015 01:49 PM (agKOd)
Wow, this Smart Power is way over my head. Obama's really playing some nth-level chess there.
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 28, 2015 01:49 PM (ZMbDb)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 28, 2015 01:42 PM (hQIXB)
Jewy. Heh.
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 28, 2015 01:44 PM (TBp4e)
Oddly enough, no one has yet pointed out this is the fault of CBD, the AoSHQ's resident anti-Semite.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 01:51 PM (Dj0WE)
And capitulating to them in negotiations.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 01:51 PM (MMC8r)
The Emperor is 50 miles north of my location today wasting taxpayer money hobnobbing, or is it knob gobbling, with a few friends and fellow Marxist's, better known as unindicted co-conspirators.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 28, 2015 01:54 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 01:51 PM (MMC8r)
I read 'copulating'.
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 28, 2015 01:55 PM (TBp4e)
Wow, this Smart Power is way over my head. Obama's really playing some nth-level chess there.
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 28, 2015 01:49 PM (ZMbDb)
******
It's not that difficult. He's using the strategy I employed in "A Fistful of Dollars". I still think think the empty chair would make for a better president, IMHO.
Posted by: Clint Eastwood at March 28, 2015 01:56 PM (3F6F8)
But I kinda like the music
[Fiddler on the Roof]
They tell me the ladies are insane(ly hot) there
But I really dont remember . . .
Posted by: Count de Three Dog Monet at March 28, 2015 01:56 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 28, 2015 01:56 PM (2cS/G)
Socked Life-long Republican concern troll?
I think we need a rule around here. If you are going to sock a leftist/concern troll, you have to be both funny, AND so over the top that people don't mistake you for the real thing.
I realize this is a hard threshold to reach, because it is getting harder and harder to say anything more absurd than leftist/concern trolls really seem to believe, but in these times, I think we must be disciplined here.
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no fooling around.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 01:57 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 01:51 PM"
As Alan Dershowitz said, Obama coudn't negotiate a one-month lease.
I notice Obama has exactly two modes of "negotiating":
1.) Give the other party everything they want, get nothing in return: this is the option he chooses when negotiating with enemies bent on the destruction of America like Iran or the Taliban.
2.) Absolutely refuse to give an inch on any point, blame the other party when negotiations fail: this is the option he chooses when negotiating with Republicans.
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 28, 2015 01:58 PM (ZMbDb)
But I really dont remember . . .
Posted by: Count de Three Dog Monet at March 28, 2015 01:56 PM (JO9+V)
******
Just the sight of that Dana International slut makes me green with envy.
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at March 28, 2015 01:59 PM (cIoI4)
http://tinyurl.com/p2yb5aw
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 01:59 PM (0FSuD)
Krak hit me with the banhammer in like .015 seconds
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 28, 2015 02:00 PM (KZBSl)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 28, 2015 01:56 PM (2cS/G)
What, no vegetable?
Oh... I guess there's ketchup on the burger, so.....
Posted by: Large Fries at March 28, 2015 02:00 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 28, 2015 02:00 PM (KZBSl)
Almost made it. Wife's been gone for a week, coming back tomorrow, and I
had been very good about eating normally, at home, rather than constant
pizza, grinders, fast food. Driving back from grocery store just now I
developed a craving for a cheeseburger. Ended up with a Filet-o-Fish, a
cheeseburger and Mcnuggets.
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 28, 2015 01:56 PM (2cS/G)
Yep wife gone for a week. Home today. I realized that you can use the clean dishes directly form the dishwasher and stack the sink with dirty then pile them into the dishwasher after its empty and sink is full. Then repeat. It would be better if the strippers cleaned up after themselves though...but...extra.
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 28, 2015 02:01 PM (TBp4e)
Krak hit me with the banhammer in like .015 seconds
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 28, 2015 02:00 PM (KZBSl)
Must have violated the "be funny" rule.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 02:01 PM (Dj0WE)
And Alan would vote for Obama for a third term if he could.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 28, 2015 02:02 PM (W5DcG)
Ralf Herrenbrueck, of the German prosecutors office, said that torn-up sick notes 'support the current preliminary assessment that the deceased hid his illness from his employer and colleagues'.
He said seized documents indicated 'an existing illness and appropriate medical treatment'.
Police are investigating whether Lubitz had stopped taking any medication he was on.
As well as having been signed off from training with depression in 2008 and suffering a 'depressive episode' in 2009, it was reported that Lubitz had continued to receive mental health support right up until this week's crash.
He had been described as 'unflyable' while at flying school and had been downgraded on several occasions due to depression. He had received psychiatric treatment for an 18-month period, according to reports.
Lubitz seemed overwhelmed by stress after he started his pilot training course with Lufthansa, said the boss of fast food restaurant where he had previously worked.
Airline bosses stressed last night that Lubitz had not presented the company with a sick note for last Tuesday - and it had not known he had been signed off.
http://tinyurl.com/njftxs4
Daily Mail
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 02:03 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 28, 2015 02:06 PM (KZBSl)
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 28, 2015 02:08 PM (KZBSl)
Posted by: 11B40 at March 28, 2015 02:08 PM (yMbU8)
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 28, 2015 02:06 PM (KZBSl)
Speaking of which, are they REALLY going to send Bryant down to the minors? Isn't that basically telling Cubbie faithful that they aren't going to try to win in '15?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 02:09 PM (Dj0WE)
Obama and his ilk (almost all of the sorts of people who would work in such a govt.) are clueless when it comes to many things, incl. of course national security, but the Yemen/Iraq situation is not entirely an example of that. And the apparent contradiction is pretty mild by MidEast standards, where things ain't linear.
Backing anti-Iran elements (or more accurately, supporting those opposing Iran-backed elements) in Yemen, normal. Attacking ISIS in northern Iraq, also normal. Just happens that for their own reasons Iran also opposes ISIS. So over-lapping interests there is simply the way it is.
It's the presence of Iranian forces in northern Iraq, and the dependence of the Iraqi govt. on same, that is the direct result of idiotic US policy in abandoning the whole thing a few years back. (ultimately, it's also attributable to Bush's vastly premature move to end "occupation", return sovereignty, and take the risks of a very fragile/flawed new Iraqi state, instead of making the additional few years' effort to tilt the odds more in favor of success).
If our interests are served by backing 16 different sides at the same time, then that's the smart move. Of course the "smart move" has not been on the US decision menu since this ridiculous president was installed.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2015 02:09 PM (afQnV)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 02:13 PM (MQEz6)
The question remains; In what ways was his depression manifesting itself??
The doctor or doctors know!
Was he suicidal?
Was he suicidal and obsessed with, say, religious delusions? Political delusions?
There's at least one doctor out here who can surmise what happened.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 28, 2015 02:13 PM (hQIXB)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 02:13 PM (MMC8r)
Needless to say we are waiting for our spirits to get crushed anyway
Uggggh
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 28, 2015 02:15 PM (KZBSl)
So, of course, we all know which side Master Strategist Obama would choose to back in a 1000-year-old civil war.
---
Actually if one had to pick a side between the two, I might want to make sure I understood why the 85% isn't already 100% after a thousand years before doing so.
Posted by: Methos at March 28, 2015 02:16 PM (ZbV+0)
end "occupation", return sovereignty, and take the risks of a very
fragile/flawed new Iraqi state,>>>
While taking no fault away from Bush on his stupidity. The fact he had an R in front of his name made the press give him no quarter in the decisions he made. So in the end I blame a lot of those failures on the pressure they applied. Much like the current fuck ups in the ME are the fault of the press in the covering for the current idiot and his clown car crew.
Posted by: Robinson at March 28, 2015 02:16 PM (W2Cji)
Sort it out later.
Certainly better than harvesting fingertips on a mountainside.
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 02:16 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2015 02:23 PM (sdi6R)
Sort it out later.
Certainly better than harvesting fingertips on a mountainside.
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015"
Absolutely. If the European Parliament got started on that today, negotiating with the unions and the airlines, they could probably produce a rule in about a year that would probably be ultimately overturned by the European Court of Human Rights two years after that.
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 28, 2015 02:24 PM (ZMbDb)
Your blog looks interesting and I will read it. BTW, I had always heard that a disagreement many had with Einstein was that he was a Zionist. Why would people feel that was a reason to be critical of him?
Posted by: Chilling the most at March 28, 2015 02:24 PM (zW5rQ)
Um...
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2015 02:27 PM (sdi6R)
Or not bump off the mullahs while we had the tank army RIGHT THERE!
Posted by: DaveA at March 28, 2015 02:27 PM (DL2i+)
Could have annihilated their nuke program, at the very least. Ohhh, but his CIA assured him Iran had no nuclear weapon ambitions. Great intel.
Posted by: JewishOdysseus (@JewishOdysseus) at March 28, 2015 02:49 PM (FWwQD)
Many Jews believed that pushing for a rebirth of Israel wd increase friction hostility from Gentiles, esp as Arab/Iran oil grew to a huge phenomenon. This is a mental/emotional deformation caused by 1,900 years of abnormal existence (exile).
This was the attitude of the NYTimes owners in the 30s/40s...come to think of it, IT STILL IS.
Posted by: JewishOdysseus (@JewishOdysseus) at March 28, 2015 02:53 PM (FWwQD)
Posted by: Kafiroon at March 28, 2015 03:08 PM (wVJpI)
As is often the case, you are looking at the apparent clues offered and not in what is not in evidence. Note that "Is secretly gay" is not offered as a clue and we are talking about Lena "Wombat" Dunham here. The answer is obvious.
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I would like to volunteer some people
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A: She makes her boyfriend sit up and beg for half an hour, then rolls over and plays dead.
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