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Good Morning Morons. Today is Saturday, March 28, 2015. On this day in 1978 the Supreme Court handed down what is recognized as the worst ruling ever done in Stump vs Sparkman. Basically this ruling said that judges were unaccountable for civil suit no matter how wretched or unlawful a ruling they made. This case was absolutely an abomination and travesty of justice. It would be too much of a write-up to describe this case so I will provide a link instead.
http://bit.ly/1MfciPu Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:33 AM (wlDny) 2
Obama plans on boosting aid to Saudi Arabia for it actions against the terrorists in Yemen.
http://fxn.ws/1HUq5Iq Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:34 AM (wlDny) 3
If you ever had any doubts that Fox was a haven for RINOs and the GOPe this should settle those doubts. Here is the headline posted by Fox.
Senator's questions over Clinton Foundation Nigerian donor spark GOP infighting The so-called GOP infighting is a BS attack by a K street lobbyist type person who is defending a lobbyists ability to bribe officials like Scankles. http://fxn.ws/1HUtjeM Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:34 AM (wlDny) 4
It appears that both sides of the aisle do not like Obama's sellout to Iran. But will anybody there act to stop it? Oh, my bad, that's off the table.
http://fxn.ws/1Bvrxsh Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:34 AM (wlDny) 5
Here's what that stupid DC scrunt who was illegally given a House seat needs.
http://fxn.ws/1a1VURD Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:34 AM (wlDny) 6
Stupid Dunham scrunt writes an anti-semitic article for the stupid New Yorker magazine and actually gets called on it.
http://fxn.ws/1NmyFji Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:35 AM (wlDny) 7
I have said many time that social media is not your friend. Well you can add Google to that list as well.
http://fxn.ws/198Fx4D Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:35 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:35 AM (wlDny) 9
More lawfare from the corrupt Holder DOJ. They have indicted a stupid student for posting a "hateful" former GA flag and an evil noose on a statue at old Miss. I think the courts have already ruled on this shit. As long as it does notinvolve actual violence these cases are struck down. But it will cost this student, or his parents, a lot of time and money.
http://fxn.ws/1xmueBa Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:35 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:36 AM (wlDny) 11
As many with a working brain cell warned, allowing Iran to have nukes causes other ME nations to look for them too. Another foreign policy success for the Choom.
http://ind.pn/1bBUPQW Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:36 AM (wlDny) 12
Scankles email sever has been wiped clean says her lawyer. Well well. I suspect that unless she found an expert to wipe it the data is still recoverable. In any case, this is why official government communications and work are not supposed to be done on personal computers. There is a law that covers this and she obviously violated it.
http://nyti.ms/1D8DMlQ Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:36 AM (wlDny) 13
The Cat has the right idea...
sure Miguel may be bringing ruin to our nation, BUT his habits mean we'll barely feel it at all. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at March 28, 2015 06:36 AM (/4AZU) 14
Since Chucky Cheesedk wants to be the new Demoncrap leader Reason had to provide a list of the stupid crap he has tried in the past to get himself in front of a camera.
http://bit.ly/19qn6It Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:36 AM (wlDny) 15
We all know how black Democrats like to throw the race card, but accusing an 18 month old baby of racism kind of takes the insanity to new heights.
http://bit.ly/1a1Z0oG Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:37 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:37 AM (wlDny) 17
Too late early thread so out of time
The Daily Deals http://amzn.to/1Mfkkb9 That's it for today folks. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:37 AM (wlDny) 18
So kitteh likes teh worm eh?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:38 AM (wlDny) 19
2 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:34 AM (wlDny)
Yup Giggles is now funding the people attacking the people he aids who attack the people he is funding..... I don't know why he swalloed that fly....okay I lied.... *spoiler* He's Beezlebub. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at March 28, 2015 06:38 AM (/4AZU) 20
19 He's Beezlebub.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at March 28, 2015 06:38 AM (/4AZU) There is a serious discussion floating around that we are approaching the "end times" and he is the anti-Christ. There are a lot of signs and portents being made now. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:43 AM (wlDny) 21
Damn, willowed in the last thread.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 28, 2015 06:44 AM (WUYpW) 22
Now that links are posted I will go fix some breakfast. BBL
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:44 AM (wlDny) 23
Big Cat Diary is on. I haven't seen it in ages.
I have such a crush on Saba Douglas-Hamilton. Just googled and found out she went and married someone who isn't me and had kids with him. Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2015 06:49 AM (1xUj/) 24
morning
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 28, 2015 06:50 AM (Cq0oW) 25
24 Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 28, 2015 06:50 AM (Cq0oW)
mourning... laugh post over at Tepid.... http://tinyurl.com/ou9xouy Is the Campus Left Getting Ready to Implode? uh even if they do their damage is done.... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at March 28, 2015 06:53 AM (/4AZU) 26
@3 "Senator's questions over Clinton Foundation Nigerian donor spark GOP infighting"
****** So when Hillary gets those emails from rich Nigerians, they're not scams? Posted by: Barack Obama at March 28, 2015 06:56 AM (cIoI4) 27
G'morning, all.
Leaving in a few to help with the community Easter Egg Hunt. So let's try to not let the JEF destroy the world before lunchtime today. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 28, 2015 06:57 AM (WxYKp) 28
hey sven how's it going?
almost think you'd have a glimmer of hope now. Reid retiring, Hillary imploding... I almost think something or someone woke the hell up Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 28, 2015 07:02 AM (Cq0oW) 29
Good morning...now what time does everybody wakes up at just to be first? And where's my breakfast?
Posted by: RGallegos at March 28, 2015 07:06 AM (AVODN) 30
... unless who's coming is worse, I mean.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 28, 2015 07:08 AM (Cq0oW) 31
28 Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 28, 2015 07:02 AM (Cq0oW)
I have plenty of hope... Popeye Reid knew he was poison in Newvada so he just changed a likely R to a toss-up... add in that he is gonna be replaced by Schmuck Schoomah and the fun will only increase.... HILLARY! is imploding were she campaigning to a population that valued integrity and honor a whit.... given this is Obamanation I am not in fact reading her as imploding. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at March 28, 2015 07:08 AM (/4AZU) Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 28, 2015 07:09 AM (iVjJr) Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at March 28, 2015 07:09 AM (/4AZU) 34
@19 Yup Giggles is now funding the people attacking the people he aids who attack the people he is funding.....
I don't know why he swalloed that fly....okay I lied.... *spoiler* He's Beezlebub. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at March 28, 2015 06:38 AM (/4AZU) ********* He's helping both sides to destroy each other? Maybe he's not so stupid after all. Posted by: A Fistful of Obamas at March 28, 2015 07:11 AM (3F6F8) 35
34 Posted by: A Fistful of Obamas at March 28, 2015 07:11 AM (3F6F
Given that he is actively trying to get Iran to H bomb status and denude us of ours.... yeah he is "sly like an ox".... Ogabe is going to leave Mad Mullahs with nukes and us with a "newer better population" to speed our decline. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at March 28, 2015 07:13 AM (/4AZU) 36
While Barry digs trenches with his driver and lets the world burn, some of us are at work to keep this corpse of an economy from going tits up like a Kardashian.
Now watch this drive. Posted by: Fritz at March 28, 2015 07:16 AM (ty633) 37
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 28, 2015 07:02 AM (Cq0oW) Attrition is not a strategy to be proud of. Posted by: Golfman at March 28, 2015 07:17 AM (iVjJr) 38
Reid has obviously pissed off the Casino Unions in Las Vegas and Reno and they want him out. Scankles is being brought down by her arch enemy in the WH via the Iranian Rat Face.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 07:17 AM (wlDny) 39
Scankles is being brought down by her arch enemy in the WH via the Iranian Rat Face. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 07:17 AM
The Democrats have plenty of potential Historic Firsts -- or Seconds -- waiting in the wings, though. If Shrillery can't overcome this (and it's premature to bet against her), they have Lieawatha Warren (another First!), Devil Patrick and the ever-popular John F'n Kerry. All that assumes Choom Boy will relax his death-grip on the presidency in '16, which seems more and more debatable. Posted by: MrScribbler at March 28, 2015 07:22 AM (P8YHq) 40
I'm toying with the idea these events are connected currently. Not saying it's true, mind you.
but its a compelling way to look at it. who could threaten Reid effectively, who could bring a ton of crap on Hillary's head? and why? elements within the democrat camp? clandestine services? who benefits? I can't see Warren being that ruthless. but if it's a democrat coup then who's coming along is a strongman type. Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 28, 2015 07:24 AM (Cq0oW) 41
We all know how black Democrats like to throw the race card, but
accusing an 18 month old baby of racism kind of takes the insanity to new heights. My second son as a baby would scream if an ugly woman tried to pick him up. His mama and maternal grandma are both good looking. It became an inside family joke. This legislator's baby may have a aversion too. Posted by: Lester at March 28, 2015 07:26 AM (2UPXV) 42
@39 "Devil Patrick"
****** After how he conducted himself in the Justina Pelletier case, I doubt it. There was a huge outcry there. That can be made to stick. Posted by: Barack Obama at March 28, 2015 07:29 AM (cIoI4) 43
Our unending winter is beginning to piss me off. We are well into Spring now and most of my bushes and trees are in full bloom. But we have a damn hard freeze coming to night. They are predicting 28F.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 07:29 AM (wlDny) 44
... but if it's a democrat coup then who's coming along is a strongman type.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 28, 2015 07:24 AM And they ALL fit that mold. Not one of the potential Democrat nominees is a stranger to lies, vicious campaign tactics and the good old-fashioned "I know better than you, so I will give you orders for your own good" approach. It's what they do. The GOPe has the monopoly on sincere, good-natured and essentially ineffective types. The day of the nice-guy "uniter" in American politics died somewhere back in the 1950s. Today, you have to be a thug to win. Posted by: MrScribbler at March 28, 2015 07:29 AM (P8YHq) 45
But we haz gorebul warming!
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 07:30 AM (wlDny) 46
re: racist baby.
Didn't Rev. MLK in his I Have a Dream speech make reference to young children playing innocently without regard for skin color? For this woman to add the phrase "...because I'm black." to the end of "That baby doesn't like me..." is straight-up projection on her part. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 28, 2015 07:31 AM (IVHmX) 47
Jet fuel can't melt Rosie ODonald.
Posted by: Yes means Maybe at March 28, 2015 07:32 AM (7wyDO) 48
After how he conducted himself in the Justina
Pelletier case, I doubt it. There was a huge outcry there. That can be made to stick. Posted by: Barack Obama at March 28, 2015 07:29 AM Devil Patrick, like his hero -- and BFF -- Choom Boy, could eviscerate live puppehs and kittehs on live television and get a free pass. I will grant you that he lacks the "charisma" of the Mocha Messiah, but he skated through his terms in MA without and dung clinging to him. Posted by: MrScribbler at March 28, 2015 07:33 AM (P8YHq) 49
43 Vic
NWS says 23 in the morning for here at work. I have some azaleas in full bloom at the house. It's going to knock a bunch of green grass back, too. Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 28, 2015 07:33 AM (iVjJr) 50
43 Our unending winter is beginning to piss me off. We are well into Spring now and most of my bushes and trees are in full bloom. But we have a damn hard freeze coming to night. They are predicting 28F.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 07:29 AM (wlDny) ********* This has been the warmest winter ever recorded. Just google it. Stop spreading your carbon-whoring lies, or no FEMA money for you! Posted by: Al Gore's drowning polar bear at March 28, 2015 07:35 AM (3F6F8) 51
49 NWS says 23 in the morning for here at work. I have
some azaleas in full bloom at the house. It's going to knock a bunch of green grass back, too. Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 28, 2015 07:33 AM (iVjJr) Yeah my green weeds will take a hit too. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 07:35 AM (wlDny) 52
50 This has been the warmest winter ever recorded. Just
google it. Stop spreading your carbon-whoring lies, or no FEMA money for you! Posted by: Al Gore's drowning polar bear at March 28, 2015 07:35 AM (3F6F I am not the right color or sucked up to a corrupt politician so no FEMA money for me anyway. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 07:36 AM (wlDny) 53
As to the warmest Winter ever recorded I repsonded to that remark one of the warmies in the MFM made a few weeks ago by pulling the last three winters and comparing their median temperatures. This is based on actual "measured data" data with no fudging of the numbers. Those median temperatures have had a steady decline.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 07:39 AM (wlDny) 54
Heh Vic.
If you've got green weeds now, the frost won't touch 'em. Sorry for the bad news. Sounds like you need to visit - http://bit.ly/1HUw67H Over 250,000 lawn mower blades in stock. Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 28, 2015 07:39 AM (iVjJr) 55
54 This has been the warmest winter ever recorded. Just
google it. Stop spreading your carbon-whoring lies, or no FEMA money for you! Posted by: Al Gore's drowning polar bear at March 28, 2015 07:35 AM (3F6F I just got my lawn tractor back from the annual servicing. I used to it to sweep up all the neighbor's leaves that were deposited in my yard and to dethatch/aerate the lawn. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 07:43 AM (wlDny) 56
America and the world cannot take another 21 months of this crap.
Hopefully someone who has the ability will stand up and lead the way against this assault. Posted by: Kreplach at March 28, 2015 07:44 AM (4BkJG) 57
oops 54 should have been this
Sounds like you need to visit - http://bit.ly/1HUw67H Over 250,000 lawn mower blades in stock. Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 28, 2015 07:39 AM (iVjJr) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 07:44 AM (wlDny) 58
This has been the warmest winter ever recorded. Just
google it. Stop spreading your carbon-whoring lies, or no FEMA money for you! Posted by: Al Gore's drowning polar bear at March 28, 2015 07:35 AM Just for the record, it's snowing here in Eastern MA. But it's not sticking. Yet. Posted by: MrScribbler at March 28, 2015 07:46 AM (P8YHq) 59
This warmest spring sees snow in central CT that is coming down steadily and sticking.
Yay global warming! Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2015 07:50 AM (1xUj/) 60
I am just here to remind you that these stories about Hillary! wiping clean her e mail server perpetuate the stereotype that women are not good with technology and, as such, are sexist and should stop.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 28, 2015 07:53 AM (/HC6x) 61
@53 not to mention the fact that many of the measuring stations have had increases due to increased local human activity in the area. Thus they no more indicate global warming than if Al Gore accidentally sat on one of the thermometers and cut a stinky.
Posted by: Al Gore's drowning polar bear at March 28, 2015 07:55 AM (XrHO0) 62
Please, nobody yell or make any sudden movements. That includes you President Zoomba.
Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 28, 2015 07:57 AM (FCsIb) 63
My daughter was a bigot early on...she was deathly afraid of any men with beards....thus no likely muslim men...
Posted by: KWDreaming at March 28, 2015 07:59 AM (NMBj4) 64
this is why official government communications and work are not supposed to be done on personal computers. There is a law that covers this and she obviously violated it.
_______________________ Law? LOL. I don't need no stinkin' laws! I am the law! When are you stupid rubes going to get it? People like my buddy Barry and me can do whatever the fuck we please. Plebes like you dummies will spend the rest of your miserable lives in prison for trying to get away with doing half of the kind of shit that Barry and I do every day. So we'll keeping breaking whatever laws we damn well please, and we'll also keep enacting more laws to screw over powerless mopes like you idiots. Suck it, bitches! Posted by: Hillary "El Douche'" Clinton at March 28, 2015 07:59 AM (lmdHn) 65
Reid has lost too much of his twisted mind and has finally been nudged into retiring. It was only a matter of time before he had a meltdown on the senate floor.
Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2015 07:59 AM (Ua6T/) 66
@15 We all know how black Democrats like to throw the race card, but accusing an 18 month old baby of racism kind of takes the insanity to new heights.
****** This is one of those cases where reading the description suffices, but I can't bring myself to read the actual link. Posted by: Al Gore's drowning polar bear at March 28, 2015 08:00 AM (XrHO0) 67
Hey, remember that list of words that we issued the other day -- words that we are not allowing the press to use when they cover Hillary?
Here's one we forgot to mention: FELON. Posted by: Friends of Hillary at March 28, 2015 08:02 AM (lmdHn) Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2015 08:04 AM (Ua6T/) 69
If you didn't tune in (and keep tuning in) to the Knox thread, it went epic.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 08:04 AM (MMC8r) 70
New record low temperature for this date set last night. Not sure just how low until the weather service wakes up, but it looks like thirteen degrees colder than the record last set in 2001.
Minus six degrees on my instrument this morning. Posted by: RaymondX34012 at March 28, 2015 08:06 AM (t/SOx) 71
My son was in daycare as an infant and had two successive black caregivers. I noticed whenever we were out, he would try to catch the eye of other black women in line at the grocery store, at restaurants, etc and smile at them. I didn't realize he was just a little 13 month old racist and that all black women looked the same to him.
Posted by: Ohiogal at March 28, 2015 08:07 AM (XJ3nY) 72
I woke up at 5 AM this morning in Asheville, NC with about half an inch of manbearpig on my lawn.
Obviously, Al Gore must be somewhere in the region.... Posted by: Pave Low John at March 28, 2015 08:08 AM (Q2Z7Q) 73
This has been the warmest winter ever recorded. Just
google it.' Yep. 28 degrees of warmth here at the end of March south of Mason and Dixon's line. But hey, forecasts are for 10 above "normal" in parts of the west, so there... Posted by: anon a mouse at March 28, 2015 08:09 AM (KnbYp) 74
NO E-MAILS FOR YOU, PROLES!
Posted by: Cyber-Hillary-2016 at March 28, 2015 08:10 AM (vd4oB) 75
NO E-MAILS FOR YOU, PROLES!
Posted by: Cyber-Hillary-2016 at March 28, 2015 08:10 AM (vd4oB) 76
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE HOVEROUND-THRONE!
Posted by: Cyber-Hillary-2016 at March 28, 2015 08:12 AM (vd4oB) 77
It occurs to me that if the Horde ever goes Galt, instead of Galt's Gulch, we should name our town Moderation.
Why? Because we always get told to drink in Moderation. It needs to be a place. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 28, 2015 08:12 AM (3HxZe) 78
Anything calling the narrative into question is "weather" and has no bearing on "climate". Anything helping the narrative along is "climate" and must be feared.
That, from my helpful "How To Understand Al Gore" pamphlet. Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 28, 2015 08:14 AM (FCsIb) 79
So vile despicable Reid will be replaced by vile despicable Schumer to lead the vile despicable demorats.
Posted by: freaked at March 28, 2015 08:20 AM (JdEZJ) 80
Down here it finally got dry enough for the yard guys to not get bogged down in the low places. We had 15 inches of rain in 8 days.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 28, 2015 08:21 AM (VXD8s) 81
Who wants to help me paint the ceiling today?
Posted by: freaked at March 28, 2015 08:21 AM (JdEZJ) 82
Laws are for little people.
Posted by: Sir Hillary The First at March 28, 2015 08:22 AM (2J61K) 83
>>> Who wants to help me paint the ceiling today?
I'm 78" tall, I always got stuck painting ceilings. Just because I can reach the ceiling don't make it enjoyable. Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 28, 2015 08:25 AM (VXD8s) 84
Morning all.
So now the fredo admin is trying shovel the shit that bergdahl was not deserting but trying to go form one base to another to report misconduct in his Unit? it's obvious none of them have EVER been in the Military or give a rat's ass about our Military. May they all drop dead and fast. Digusting fuck face cock sucking SOB bastards Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2015 08:28 AM (rDqRv) 85
I'm 78" tall, I always got stuck painting ceilings. Just because I can reach the ceiling don't make it enjoyable.
I'm gonna take that as a yes. Anyone else? If we all pitch in it will be done in no time. Posted by: freaked at March 28, 2015 08:28 AM (JdEZJ) 86
Vic: "There is a serious discussion floating around that we are approaching the 'end times' and he [Choomster] is the anti-Christ. There are a lot of signs and portents being made now."
Naawww, he may be in the anti-Christ's general camp, but Jugears is not even qualified for that position. Oh, I so enjoy a good theological knock-down drag-out first thing in the day. Morning, Glories! Posted by: mindful webworker - it's not funny... yes it is... at March 28, 2015 08:29 AM (ZOlfu) 87
I'm offering waffles and beer.
Posted by: freaked at March 28, 2015 08:29 AM (JdEZJ) 88
>>> If we all pitch in it will be done in no time.
Right! Stampede to that hash! Who's with me?! Let's! Go! Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 28, 2015 08:31 AM (VXD8s) 89
Anything calling the narrative into question is "weather" and has no bearing on "climate"
Yeah. About that - the county had a little meeting about the "farmer's markets" - and the head twit wanted to know about "climate change" impact on the start date of countywide markets, and "how much sooner" should they open... Of course, no one mentioned that those nice green veggies you see at the first few weeks of "farmers Markets" came from... Costa Rica. Or Ecuador. But hey, I'm a science denier or something. Posted by: anon a mouse at March 28, 2015 08:32 AM (KnbYp) 90
Breakfast this fine, sunny, but cold morning will be a stale crust of bread soaked in milk to make a porridge. Can't waste the bread, you see.
Lunch, of course, will be skipped due to budgetary considerations along with a government approved weight loss program. Supper will be fresh cut weeds from the back lot, and with luck, squirrel, if the traps caught the wily devil. Otherwise, the neighbor's cat. Glory to the motherland, and Dear Leader who protects us from running dog capitalists war mongers. Posted by: Clone96 at March 28, 2015 08:32 AM (t/SOx) 91
There are people whining that only the black guy who raped and slit the girl's throat is in prison. I see more and more of this: that white people who are innocent must be found guilty.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 08:34 AM (iQIUe) 92
Keep a moonbat as a friend on Facebook so you can see all the latest ridiculous left wing propaganda. The newest one I saw: Showed how Reagan and Bush 43 ran up big deficits and then claimed Obama reduced the deficit by one Trillion dollars, and that Clinton and Obama are the only presidents in the last 50 years to reduce the deficit. ( I think this has to do with the congress and senate passing budgets on them - like either Clinton or Obama had anything positive to do with that.)
Posted by: An Observation - I use Silver Bullet gun oil at March 28, 2015 08:34 AM (2J61K) 93
I wish I could go out to the local course and okay a few holes, but it's barely 40 degrees in my pRt if NJ.
I'm not that hardcore a golfer anymore. Posted by: Hamilton at March 28, 2015 08:34 AM (tR8og) 94
>>> squirrel, if the traps caught the wily devil. Otherwise, the neighbor's cat.
Pro Tip: Medium size rat traps, nailed to the tree. Easy harvesting. Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 28, 2015 08:35 AM (VXD8s) 95
Thinking of Hillary Clinton, maybe a lib can instruct if these descriptors are sexist or triggering:
Corrupt harpie Avaricious dyke Lying bitch Shrill hag Frumpy, frigid fräulein Abrasive scrunt Posted by: Mongo, Pawn in Game of Life at March 28, 2015 08:35 AM (dxZgK) Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 08:38 AM (9BRsg) 97
The newest one I saw: Showed how Reagan and Bush 43 ran up big deficits and then claimed Obama reduced the deficit by one Trillion dollars, and that Clinton and Obama are the only presidents in the last 50 years to reduce the deficit. "
Yeah, that one gets trotted out every few weeks. Correct response: GOP House. Then watch them babble. Posted by: anon a mouse at March 28, 2015 08:39 AM (KnbYp) 98
88 >>> If we all pitch in it will be done in no time.
Right! Stampede to that hash! Who's with me?! Let's! Go! Dave take I-75 S to Atlanta and then keep going about 100 miles South. Send me a message thru the comments and I'll guide you in. Posted by: freaked at March 28, 2015 08:46 AM (JdEZJ) 99
60
I am just here to remind you that these stories about Hillary! wiping clean her e mail server perpetuate the stereotype that women are not good with technology and, as such, are sexist and should stop. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 28, 2015 07:53 AM (/HC6x) Or as the closest one to me at the airport it is located on a concrete approach to the runway. Every weather instrument I have bought the instructions said to not locate it next to any concrete or brick structures. So the airport reading is consistently much higher than mine when the sun is shining. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 08:46 AM (wlDny) 100
oops refed wrong comments
61 @53 not to mention the fact that many of the measuring stations have had increases due to increased local human activity in the area. Thus they no more indicate global warming than if Al Gore accidentally sat on one of the thermometers and cut a stinky. Posted by: Al Gore's drowning polar bear at March 28, 2015 07:55 AM (XrHO0) Redo Or as the closest one to me at the airport it is located on a concrete approach to the runway. Every weather instrument I have bought the instructions said to not locate it next to any concrete or brick structures. So the airport reading is consistently much higher than mine when the sun is shining. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 08:47 AM (wlDny) 101
So...
which one of you is Dana Perino? She said she reads the morning thread here to get her day started in yesterday's podcast. Posted by: Methos at March 28, 2015 08:50 AM (ZbV+0) 102
Vic: "There is a serious discussion floating around that we are
approaching the 'end times' and he [Choomster] is the anti-Christ. There are a lot of signs and portents being made now." President Ten Putt had to have supernatural aid to be elected, and certainly re-elected but the anti-Christ will be one pretending to be the second coming of Christ himself - he will be supernatural - otherwise he couldn't fool even moonbats. Obama is fulfillment of the prophecy of Isaiah that in the end times Israel will be led by children. ( Remember biblical Israel is more than the tribes of Judah and Benjamin - there are 10 'lost' tribes who went over the Carcases Mountains and were later called 'Caucasians'. They settled in Europe and the Americas ). Ah, now the hatred of white people and Jews starts to make sense; people on team Satan aren't going to like either. Posted by: An Observation - I use Silver Bullet gun oil at March 28, 2015 08:57 AM (2J61K) 103
The end times comes for everyone sooner or later. While I dont want to die, I do find some solace that it will be an end to all my worries and grief.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 09:23 AM (iQIUe) 104
19 2 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:34 AM (wlDny)
Yup Giggles is now funding the people attacking the people he aids who attack the people he is funding..... Posted by: Sven S Blade Don't forget Obama left 500 million in arms that the enemy in Yemeni is defending itself against our allies. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 28, 2015 09:25 AM (TIgJq) 105
101 So...
which one of you is Dana Perino? She said she reads the morning thread here to get her day started in yesterday's podcast. Posted by: Methos I'm Dana Perino. Kidding, I'm Spartacus. and I only like the oysters. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 28, 2015 09:27 AM (TIgJq) 106
86 Vic: "There is a serious discussion floating around that we are approaching the 'end times' and he [Choomster] is the anti-Christ. There are a lot of signs and portents being made now."
Naawww, he may be in the anti-Christ's general camp, but Jugears is not even qualified for that position. Posted by: mindful webworker - it's not funny... yes it is... at March 28, 2015 08:29 AM (ZOlfu) Whether he is or isn't, he's the closest thing to it that I ever want to see. Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2015 10:13 AM (sdi6R) 107
Still giggling 10 minutes after reading that "hit the links like Obumbles" header, thanks!
Posted by: JewishOdysseus (@JewishOdysseus) at March 28, 2015 10:33 AM (FWwQD) 108
I disbelieve that Dana Perino-reads-AoSHQ stuff...She's so white-bread GOP Establishment she's got Bush family underwear. Tho I was shocked she came on the show...A feint, or slumming with the plebes.
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