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Busy work day.

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Ben's busy morning...


Posted by: BenK at 09:05 AM




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1 So many headlines!

Posted by: mindful webworker at March 25, 2015 09:07 AM (AKYZm)

2 Again?

Posted by: NativeNH at March 25, 2015 09:07 AM (+k6Wu)

3 Nope but close

Posted by: NativeNH at March 25, 2015 09:07 AM (+k6Wu)

4 The VNN was full of content in the previous thread, if you need headlines.

Posted by: t-bird at March 25, 2015 09:08 AM (FcR7P)

5 Hey, looka that. Foist.

Gee, NNH, if I'd know you were trying, I'd've waited a second. Although it's been a while, I've been First before, a couple times; I can retire from the competition secure in my geekhood.

Posted by: mindful webworker - geekhood? at March 25, 2015 09:10 AM (AKYZm)

6 The big news today is Tina Lois and bigguns

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 09:11 AM (wlDny)

7 Ah, my kind of thread.

The assembled horde has already detoured into women's chests, so what's the over/under post count for guns?

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 25, 2015 09:11 AM (KnbYp)

8 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 09:11 AM (xMaMq)

9 Gee, NNH, if I'd know you were trying, I'd've waited a second. Although it's been a while, I've been First before, a couple times; I can retire from the competition secure in my geekhood.

Now you need to up your game by going after consecutive "Firsts!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 25, 2015 09:12 AM (0HooB)

10 "The assembled horde has already detoured into women's chests, so what's the over/under post count for guns?

7 posts before the word gun(s) is mentioned.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 25, 2015 09:13 AM (Vyg9x)

11 There was "Tina Louise and bigguns" at #6.

Posted by: Child Protective Services at March 25, 2015 09:14 AM (JtwS4)

12 All in for Ted, baby!!!

Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2015 09:14 AM (xWW96)

13 Crap. I thought I'd unsocked.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2015 09:14 AM (JtwS4)

14 A reminder to all.

Fen's Law: The Left believes none of the things it lectures the rest of us about.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has gone to Plaid! at March 25, 2015 09:15 AM (hLRSq)

15 7 posts before the word gun(s) is mentioned.

Only 6 posts before, well, you know...

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 25, 2015 09:15 AM (KnbYp)

16 On Drudge: Google car to have external airbags for pedestrian collisions.


Hmmm. Hit by car or launched like ping pong ball?
What to do, what to do?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 09:15 AM (xMaMq)

17 I would've thought our Brave Catholic Warrior BPD Case to have weighed in on Ted Cruz since the announcement.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 25, 2015 09:15 AM (MMC8r)

18 Didn't read the article, would someone tell me why Cornyn won't endorse Cruz?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 25, 2015 09:15 AM (A98Xu)

19 Whelp, at least no ad-ware!

Posted by: The Prophet Some Dope at March 25, 2015 09:16 AM (hKyl0)

20 The head of the Krautish Pilots Association says that crews didn't refuse to fly yesterday out of safety concerns, but because they were too heartbroken to do their jobs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2015 09:16 AM (JtwS4)

21 Didn't read the article, would someone tell me why Cornyn won't endorse Cruz?

It may be that he's backing Perry?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 25, 2015 09:16 AM (MMC8r)

22 "so what's the over/under post count for guns?"

I'm very pleased with my new Taurus Millennium G2 9mm that I bought for all of $200. Took it to the range last weekend and it ran perfectly. I need to shoot it a lot more to be sure, but right now this seems like a really good value.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 25, 2015 09:16 AM (lG2E3)

23 Didn't read the article, would someone tell me why Cornyn won't endorse Cruz?

You kidding me? If Cornyn really wanted to torpedo Cruz, he'd give a glowing recommendation...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 25, 2015 09:17 AM (DT3rQ)

24 I was emstomperd. I was saying I cannot believe Italy is letting a prosecutor who sees Stanic cults around every corner embarrass the judicial system persecuting Amanda Knox. Wait'll Ace hears about this...

Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 25, 2015 09:17 AM (LISuA)

25 18
Didn't read the article, would someone tell me why Cornyn won't endorse Cruz?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 25, 2015 09:15 AM (A98Xu)

He pulled some lame crap out of his ass but the main reason is Cruz is a conservative a Cornyn is an RNCe RINO.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 09:17 AM (wlDny)

26 6 The big news today is Tina Lois and bigguns
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 09:11 AM (wlDny)

They're real and they're spectacular!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2015 09:17 AM (2Ojst)

27 "Didn't read the article, would someone tell me why Cornyn won't endorse Cruz?"

Cocktail Party and Country Club invites. cornyn doesn't want to lose them.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 25, 2015 09:18 AM (Vyg9x)

28
No morning dump.

Teh Horde is all Sad Manatee this morning.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2015 09:18 AM (SpnVI)

29 I would've thought our Brave Catholic Warrior BPD Case to have weighed in on Ted Cruz since the announcement.

Someone finally noticed something missing in the MFM's narrative about Cruz. Mysteriously, they fail to mention the historicalness of his being the first Hispanic president.

I wonder why?
/s

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 25, 2015 09:18 AM (0HooB)

30 Last night's Red Eye panel was piling on Cruz.

I think FOX's position is clear now.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 25, 2015 09:18 AM (7ObY1)

31 Why in Hell does anyone have to endorse anyone in March of 2015, with only one announced candidate?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2015 09:18 AM (Spluw)

32 I bought a Charter Arms Bulldog 44 a couple of weeks ago. A shade over 400 clam. Good gun. I love it. Digests my hyperventalated handloads without a hiiccup. Managable recoil. Packs a punch.

Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2015 09:18 AM (xWW96)

33 Oh, and to add on to Rapey Tuesday, buzz on the streets is that several DC law firms are talking with PR groups on how to best portray their client(s)/prospective clients in the RS/UVA coming lawsuits.

I predict much new BMW, Audi, and Porsche sales in their futures.

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 25, 2015 09:19 AM (KnbYp)

34
>>>But it seems to me that if every single parent sent every single child to public school, public schools would improve. This would not happen immediately. It could take generations. Your children and grandchildren might get mediocre educations in the meantime, but it will be worth it, for the eventual common good.

I'm just getting to this slate article from yesterday, but how dumb is this chick that she thinks two generations of poorly educated children will lead to IMPROVEMENT in the quality of teaching and the educationand intelligence of everyone?

Posted by: Lea at March 25, 2015 09:19 AM (lIU4e)

35 Faux News was busy yesterdayhumping John Kasich as a Prezy contendah. What do Ohio morons make of this guy? Sounded like an old fashioned lib Dem, 60s version, at least as FNC presented him.

Posted by: The Prophet Some Dope at March 25, 2015 09:19 AM (hKyl0)

36 Doh

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2015 09:19 AM (6Gqot)

37 I would've thought our Brave Catholic Warrior BPD Case to have weighed in on Ted Cruz since the announcement. Someone finally noticed something missing in the MFM's narrative about Cruz. Mysteriously, they fail to mention the historicalness of his being the first Hispanic president. I wonder why? /s

Is Cruz of the Romanish persuasion?

Posted by: Papist Bograt at March 25, 2015 09:20 AM (Spluw)

38 "What do Ohio morons make of this guy?"

John Kasich is a fine American!

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 25, 2015 09:20 AM (lG2E3)

39 Countdown to 5 pm, when I call the Hall of Justice to find out if I have to appear for jury duty tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2015 09:21 AM (2cS/G)

40 I'm all about new beginnings today, new grand child, new hair style and a new email address.

Posted by: Hillary at March 25, 2015 09:21 AM (S+el1)

41 Is the woman in the back applauding? Doesn't she know that's a trigger???

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 25, 2015 09:21 AM (5/lDN)

42 I knew you people would have good takes on the Cornyn/Cruz deal.

Honestly, forgot about Perry.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 25, 2015 09:21 AM (A98Xu)

43 30 I think FOX's position is clear now.





Posted by: Citizen X at March 25, 2015 09:18 AM (7ObY1)

If you look back in history you find that Fox has always pushed the mushiest of the mushy. I expect them to back Jebbie the clown this time. Either him of the Fat Man who ate NJ.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 09:21 AM (wlDny)

44 but how dumb is this chick"

Pretty f'ing dumb.

Oh, wait, rhetorical? My bad.

Heh.

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 25, 2015 09:21 AM (KnbYp)

45 34 Guessing the writer is not a parent.
Any parent willing to sacrifice their child for the greater good is psycho.

Posted by: @votermom at March 25, 2015 09:21 AM (cbfNE)

46 The Liquid Lunch
The Technicolor Yawn
Fertilizing the Flowers
Blowing Chunder

Posted by: Citizen X at March 25, 2015 09:22 AM (7ObY1)

47 Is Cruz of the Romanish persuasion?

He's Canadian/Hispanic, eh.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 25, 2015 09:22 AM (0HooB)

48 I see RD has added a picture of a kid who was unfortunate and saw an Obama TV appearance before he could change the channel.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 09:22 AM (wlDny)

49 38
I have the same problem with him as I do Rand. Both can get too snarky for my taste.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 09:22 AM (S+el1)

50 Wait, so is this an empty dump or an art thread? I'm confuzzled...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 25, 2015 09:22 AM (DT3rQ)

51 If you look back in history you find that Fox has
always pushed the mushiest of the mushy. I expect them to back Jebbie
the clown this time. Either him of the Fat Man who ate NJ.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 09:21 AM (wlDny)

And this is why I've quit watching Fox News.

Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 25, 2015 09:22 AM (iVjJr)

52 Run, Amanda Knox, Run!

Preferably somewhere without an extradition treaty with the US or Italy.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 25, 2015 09:23 AM (7ObY1)

53 32 That's the gun Rick Deckard's gun in BladeRunner is built on.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2015 09:23 AM (KETbL)

54 Guessing the writer is not a parent. Any parent willing to sacrifice their child for the greater good is psycho.

I'm guessing that this idiot wouldn't dream of demanding that the obama kids be tossed into the DC school system. Or anyone else belonging to the ruling class, which include her editors.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at March 25, 2015 09:23 AM (Spluw)

55 They had Val-U-Rite in the Middle Ages? Who knew?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2015 09:23 AM (2Ojst)

56 Nice pic, Ben.

"Before Indoor Plumbing"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 25, 2015 09:24 AM (0HooB)

57 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 09:22 AM (wlDny)

I saw it as part of an exorcism. Bout the same, I guess.

Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 25, 2015 09:24 AM (iVjJr)

58
I love medieval art. Lots of scholars are posting paintings and drawings on twitter of this type. It's hilarious.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 25, 2015 09:24 AM (iQIUe)

59 Countdown to 5 pm, when I call the Hall of Justice to find out if I have to appear for jury duty tomorrow morning get to join the SuperFriends.

...because low-hanging fruit, yo.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 25, 2015 09:24 AM (DT3rQ)

60
That pic reminds me of my college days after an encounter with a bottle of tiquila, save for the fact Mommy wasn't there to direct the stream.
Yeah, I ate the friggin' worm too.....

Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2015 09:24 AM (xWW96)

61 I like the way the chick in the doorway is all clapping and shit.

People needed entertainment pretty badly in Ye Olden Tymes, I guess.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 25, 2015 09:24 AM (7ObY1)

62 Is this a graphic depiction of what happens in the self-care room?

Posted by: Dante at March 25, 2015 09:24 AM (+jCL5)

63 Wait, so is this an empty dump or an art thread? I'm confuzzled...



Ghost dump. When you know you did, felt it, and look and nothing is there.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 09:24 AM (xMaMq)

64 Wait, so is this an empty dump or an art thread? I'm confuzzled...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist

It's an art thread where a Moron is emtying him/her/itself.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at March 25, 2015 09:24 AM (Spluw)

65 Do you come from a land down under? Where beer does flow and men chunder.

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 25, 2015 09:24 AM (5/lDN)

66 Guns are for icky men who are compensating for other inadequacies.

I never had a problem showing the other boys I can take it like a man.

Posted by: Lecturing Barrista all up in your grill at March 25, 2015 09:25 AM (76HNm)

67 It'll be fun to watch Josh Earnest tie this into the string of examples, including Yemen, of Obama's virtuoso foreign policy:

http://tinyurl.com/ow3p89h

U.S. ambassador abandons social media after touting false terrorist casualties.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 25, 2015 09:26 AM (BZAd3)

68 Either him of the Fat Man who ate NJ.




Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 09:21 AM (wlDny)


***************

Nah. Christie's done. The optics of an obese candidate aside, the left hates him, and the right won't forgive the love-making with Obama a week before the election.


You may be right about Fox pushing Jeb, but a few weeks in, Jeb has gained absolutely no purchase with the base.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 25, 2015 09:26 AM (yxw0r)

69 My guess is, the hurlin' caught sight of himself in a mirror and realized he had worn his red L'eggs with his cornflower blue dress.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 25, 2015 09:27 AM (7ObY1)

70 Unforeseen problems with legalized marijuana market? Whooda thunkit?

http://bit.ly/pot-probs
Poncie Rutsch (seriously?) on NPR.org, c/o Drudge

Variable potency in buds means edible pot products' effects are unpredictable...

and

"...As THC levels climb, the levels of cannabidiol, or CBD, have been declining. That's problematic for medicinal marijuana users since it is more often associated with medical benefits than THC."

and

They've only begun testing for contaminants - "traces of butane... Bacteria and fungi...." [possibilities of] "E. coli or Salmonella...."

Meh. I remember spiderwebs in the pipe, gad that was awful. I also found a big piece of wood in a "health food" packaged pot (not that kind of pot) pie one time. Contamination happens; you try to minimize it.

It's treated like a smoke, like tobacco, on which health regs are low, but it's also sold as food & bev, yet it's not really being regulated and tested as such. (I guess chewin' tabaccy is sorta in that same category.)

One of the main arguments for legalization of drugs is so consumers can know what they're getting, at least as much as with any other product. Hard to believe, but not all black marketeers are quality-conscious. So, this is being sorted out; all to the good. There's probably already a "pot consumer's reports" website.

Who cares? Jus' pass me dat ol' spliff of Jamaican Red, Ziggy! (I saw some Red once, last millenium. It was red.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - fungi is not fun, guy! at March 25, 2015 09:27 AM (AKYZm)

71 Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2015 09:21 AM (2cS/G)



Hey, what happened when you brought your car back to Midas?

Posted by: HH at March 25, 2015 09:27 AM (Ce4DF)

72 68 You may be right about Fox pushing Jeb, but a few weeks in, Jeb has gained absolutely no purchase with the base.


Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 25, 2015 09:26 AM (yxw0r)

Neither had McShitty or Mittens but they pushed both of them.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 09:27 AM (wlDny)

73 Posted by: Citizen X at March 25, 2015 09:22 AM (7ObY1)

How about some Haiku, featuring our favorite new word for vomit of either the verbal or actual vomit kind?

Stomach is roiling
Critter I ate is vengeful
Ugh, I got to harf

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 25, 2015 09:27 AM (3HxZe)

74 What does one actually do in the self-care room?

About the only thing that I can come up with is self-love.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 09:27 AM (F1jFR)

75 I like the way the chick in the doorway is all clapping and shit.



Friends clap when you puke.
Real friends hold your hair out of the way.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 09:27 AM (xMaMq)

76 Ben's busy morning..."

Otherwise known as the best in Medieval Medical advice - or "tossing cookies a day keeps the doctor away".

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 25, 2015 09:28 AM (KnbYp)

77 "Hurlin' dude" not "the hurlin'"

It's like I don't know these fingers anymore.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 25, 2015 09:28 AM (7ObY1)

78 I see that Kevin D. Williamson (I want to have his writings' babies) has written an eminently sensible article telling the hysterics on the left and hand wringers on the right to calm the hell down about Ted Cruz and that proclaiming with certitude that he can't win almost two years from the election is idiotic.

What a breath of sweet fresh air after Cooke's uncalled for hit piece yesterday.

I don't have a favorite at this time (if there's anyone I like best, maybe it's Jindal), but to attack Cruz in such a ridiculous ad hominem way right after the man declared was classless.

And he didn't realize the irony of calling Cruz condescending, Cooke who I'm sure comes across as very condescending in his slow way of speaking and boring, tedious, pompous and sanctimonious way he often writes. This is the same person who gratuitously inserts one or two big words in each of his articles to try to impress the masses with his intellectual prowess.

It's one thing to offer constructive criticism. It's another to personally attack someone whose side is purportedly on in a way he doesn't attack liberals. (I'm talking about the ad hominem nature of the attacks.)

So, thank you, Mr. Williamson, for trying to restore perspective. You are a national treasure.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 25, 2015 09:28 AM (shFKH)

79 I'm probably late to the party here, but in case no one's mentioned it, today is Manatee Appreciation Day. Word to the Empress...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2015 09:28 AM (h4vJk)

80 You may be right about Fox pushing Jeb, but a few weeks in, Jeb has gained absolutely no purchase with the base.


Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 25, 2015 09:26 AM (yxw0r)


The GOPe can't figure out why the public isn't fawning all over Jeb. "We like him why don't you rubes like him"?

Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 09:28 AM (S+el1)

81 Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 09:27 AM (xMaMq)

That's not clappng, it's Jazz Hands.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 25, 2015 09:29 AM (3HxZe)

82 I vaguely remember reading somewhere that Cruz is not Catholic.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 25, 2015 09:29 AM (V70Uh)

83 Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 09:27 AM (xMaMq)

Bravo.

Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 25, 2015 09:29 AM (iVjJr)

84 I wonder if Williamson lurks in the comments here?Probably not.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2015 09:30 AM (KETbL)

85 How can I appreciate manatee??? I've never eaten any. How do you prepare it?

Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2015 09:30 AM (xWW96)

86 Looks like that chick in the doorway is clapping. It must have triggered that poor man's anxiety and made him vomit.

Posted by: Heralder at March 25, 2015 09:30 AM (/Mxso)

87 Oh wait, that's a girl vomiting... I think. Definitely old timey feminists.

Posted by: Heralder at March 25, 2015 09:31 AM (/Mxso)

88 I'm just getting to this slate article from yesterday, but how dumb is this chick that she thinks two generations of poorly educated children will lead to IMPROVEMENT in the quality of teaching and the education and intelligence of everyone?

****


Ironically enough, brought to you by the same type of people who say, "Dude, that was like two years ago!"

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 25, 2015 09:31 AM (NeFrd)

89 That's not clappng, it's Jazz Hands.



Uptwinkles!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 09:31 AM (xMaMq)

90 That girl was my date at a fraternity party. The picture was taken right after I dropped her off at home.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2015 09:32 AM (JtwS4)

91 That's not applause type clapping. It's more reproachful.


Puke rebuke.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 25, 2015 09:32 AM (NeFrd)

92 85 How can I appreciate manatee??? I've never eaten any. How do you prepare it?

Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2015 09:30 AM (xWW96)

A saute' in butter with garlic and onions. Served with a nice Pino Gregio.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 09:32 AM (S+el1)

93 It doesn't matter if Jeb doesn't get in with the base, just as so long as the R's run a candidate and the facade of separate parties is maintained for the rubes.

Fox is doing its part for the establishment.

Posted by: Gaff at March 25, 2015 09:33 AM (jPS2y)

94 That girl was my date at a fraternity party. The picture was taken right after I dropped her off at home.



There's no broken glass on her back.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 09:33 AM (xMaMq)

95
So, is Foxy off the hook? Will the troll return to tell everyone that they are WRONG!!1!!!

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 25, 2015 09:33 AM (iQIUe)

96 Behold! The only thing greater than yourself!

Posted by: toby928(C) tries the quote at March 25, 2015 09:33 AM (evdj2)

97 How can I appreciate manatee??? I've never eaten any. How do you prepare it?>>>

Same as Walrus.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 25, 2015 09:34 AM (aVYsC)

98 "How can I appreciate manatee??? I've never eaten any. How do you prepare it? "

First...you're gonna need a really big grill.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 09:34 AM (F1jFR)

99 So I click on AoS and see this. I thought cameras were forbidden from Moron Meet Ups.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 09:34 AM (l1zOH)

100 "How can I appreciate manatee??? I've never eaten any. How do you prepare it?"

Bar b que that sucker with a ton of Sweet Baby Rays. Get a nice layer of crisp sauce and then add some more.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 25, 2015 09:34 AM (Vyg9x)

101 Masterful investigative and prosecutorial expertise on the part of GOP committee leadership pays off:

http://tinyurl.com/qxr5opb

Key party in F&F coverup is rewarded with a promotion.

Just keep pulling the lever for Republicans, because you wouldn't want to help Dems, would you? You want to give the election to the Dems? Think about how guilty you would feel! Do it for the future!

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 25, 2015 09:34 AM (BZAd3)

102 Is the woman in the back applauding?

Mime-Vomiting was a popular performance art in parts of medieval Europe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2015 09:34 AM (ZbCKc)

103 That looks like Uncle Joe! Every morning he vomits on Mommy's garden.

Posted by: Malia in DC at March 25, 2015 09:34 AM (gwG9s)

104 Grilled Manatee is the national dish of Peruvia.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 25, 2015 09:35 AM (0HooB)

105 How can I appreciate manatee??? I've never eaten any. How do you prepare it?
Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2015 09:30 AM (xWW96)


According to the Hayklut Society, "it eateth like the finest beefe"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2015 09:35 AM (t//F+)

106 How do you prepare it?

Like dolphin.

Posted by: toby928(C) tries the quote at March 25, 2015 09:35 AM (evdj2)

107 I wish my state had party registration so I could switch to Democrat. Not that I intend to vote.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 25, 2015 09:36 AM (lG2E3)

108 Grilled Manatee

The babies are the best. Manatee Veal

Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 09:36 AM (S+el1)

109 Let's see, at 6 minutes per pound......

Hey, what's the going weight for a prepared manatee?
I may need another gas bottle.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 09:36 AM (F1jFR)

110 How do you prepare it?

Like dolphin.



So, tuna salad sammiches?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 09:37 AM (xMaMq)

111 How do you prepare it? Like dolphin.

So, For the grill I'll need a big Flipper?

Posted by: Papist Bograt at March 25, 2015 09:38 AM (Spluw)

112 I haven't gone to Midas yet, I've been driving my wife's car. Been too busy to deal with those a-holes. If I don't have jury duty tomorrow, that will be a free day for me to go down there.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2015 09:38 AM (2cS/G)

113 Apparently untitled is the name of this painting?

Ok, alternate title then: Red Sox Season, 2015.

Seriously, you're counting on Justin Masterson in your starting rotation?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2015 09:39 AM (TOk1P)

114 "You.ve got nothing on me! I invented healthcare."

http://tinyurl.com/q7w7tc5

"Bow down and worship your god... Oh... you are already way down there."

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 25, 2015 09:39 AM (BZAd3)

115 Looks like Italy upheld the verdicts. What a shame. They better not extradite her to that looney bin of a country.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 25, 2015 09:39 AM (iQIUe)

116 Apparently untitled is the name of this painting?

Ok, alternate title then: Red Sox Cubs Season, 2015.



Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 09:40 AM (xMaMq)

117 Cajun deep fried manatee.

Dem's some good eatin', etois!



(Be careful not to use too much oil or it will overflow when you immerse the manatee, setting your deck on fire.)

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 25, 2015 09:41 AM (NeFrd)

118 85 How can I appreciate manatee??? I've never eaten any. How do you prepare it?
Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2015 09:30 AM (xWW96)

It's pretty tough, so slow-cooking methods are best.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2015 09:41 AM (2Ojst)

119 115
Come on you talking about the Obama/Holder DOJ not extraditing someone to those interesting Italians?

Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 09:41 AM (S+el1)

120 That girl was my date at a fraternity party. The picture was taken right after I dropped her off at home.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2015 09:32 AM (JtwS4)


You took a nine year old to a fraternity party? Nice!

Posted by: W. Allen and R. Polanski at March 25, 2015 09:42 AM (TOk1P)

121 Manatee look like they would taste like beef.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2015 09:42 AM (KETbL)

122 That sidebar item is why I will never so a GoFundMe or the like. We only give to established charities.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at March 25, 2015 09:43 AM (9V9l3)

123 121
Well they are called Sea Cows.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 09:43 AM (S+el1)

124 Nice lithograph of a young Ted Kennedy you got there.

Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at March 25, 2015 09:43 AM (vmAFq)

125 104 Grilled Manatee is the national dish of Peruvia.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 25,

Pretty popular at Rosie O'Donnell's home. Heard she ate an entire live one at one time. Manatee taco

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 09:43 AM (l1zOH)

126 WZ has had some real rage causing posts lately.


Latest?
Female US Anglican Church leader says that denying GlowBull Worming is being blind and immoral.


God has an opinion on GlowBull Worming, but not on ButtSecks?

Well, all righty then.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 09:43 AM (F1jFR)

127 What does one actually do in the self-care room?


*****


Rebuild one's self esteem?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 25, 2015 09:43 AM (NeFrd)

128 "You took a nine year old to a fraternity party? Nice!"

There has to be mothepedo joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 25, 2015 09:43 AM (Vyg9x)

129 Manatee look like they would taste like beef.



They are not called "sea cows" for nothing!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 09:44 AM (xMaMq)

130 Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 09:40 AM (xMaMq)


But the red socks, and... nevermind. Rag on the Cubs, I can't complain.

I hear the Cubbies are thinking of NOT having Kris "Babe Ruth Jr." Bryant on their opening day roster.

Posted by: W. Allen and R. Polanski at March 25, 2015 09:45 AM (TOk1P)

131 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 25, 2015 09:28 AM (shFKH)

-----

What she said.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 25, 2015 09:45 AM (A98Xu)

132 How can I appreciate manatee??? I've never eaten any. How do you prepare it?
Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2015 09:30 AM


Like unicorn, it's best rare.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2015 09:46 AM (h4vJk)

133 God has an opinion on GlowBull Worming, but not on ButtSecks?

Well, all righty then.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 09:43 AM (F1jFR)

Shocking. I thought God was cool with whatever we did, butt secks, wood stoves, Cadillacs.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 09:46 AM (l1zOH)

134 With all this talk of eating Manatees. How may Raptors does AtC have?

Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 09:46 AM (S+el1)

135 Stupid pedo sock!

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2015 09:46 AM (TOk1P)

136 Proof that bulimia existed in medieval times. Or food poisoning.

Next up, coffee enemas!

Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2015 09:46 AM (UzPAd)

137 "How do you want your manatee cooked?"

"Blue!"

One internet to the person who ID's the movie.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 25, 2015 09:47 AM (Wof/b)

138 Never loan money to a friend.

Posted by: toby928(C) tries the quote at March 25, 2015 09:47 AM (evdj2)

139
AtC has a phobia.
http://tinyurl.com/os5f354

Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2015 09:48 AM (xWW96)

140 So, thank you, Mr. Williamson, for trying to restore perspective. You are a national treasure.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 25, 2015 09:28 AM (shFKH)
========================

He gets style points too, for lucid writing. Smart and supremely articulate is hard to beat.

I just wish I knew what happened after he threw that rude woman's cell phone away at the opera. Did he get in trouble?

Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 25, 2015 09:48 AM (LISuA)

141 She's clapping, he's puking. Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 25, 2015 09:49 AM (mouis)

142 AtC
+1 to that. Cooke has become a silly man. Must be the ganja.
Jay Caruso has also been en fuego re Cruz.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at March 25, 2015 09:49 AM (9V9l3)

143 In olden times, Spanish sailors upon first sighting manatees thought they were seeing mermaids. Two caveats:

1. Eight weeks across the Atlantic in a ship full of nothing but seamen was a long time, NTTAWWT.

2. Rum was a mainstay on Spanish galleons.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 25, 2015 09:49 AM (NeFrd)

144 "Also" as in "like KW"

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at March 25, 2015 09:50 AM (9V9l3)

145 Manatee ribs.

Manatee tail.

Sweet 'n Sour Manatee.

Deep fried Manatee.

Pan fried.

Sautéed.

Stir-fried.

Pineapple Manatee.

Lemon Manatee.

Coconut Manatee.

Manatee Salad.

And that's about it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 25, 2015 09:50 AM (0HooB)

146 Ok, that's an ugly picture of barfing in the yard. A graphical representation of Josh Earnest conducting the daily briefing.

That's the art thread? Yikes!

Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 25, 2015 09:50 AM (LISuA)

147 139
Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2015 09:48 AM (xWW96)

Just one?

Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 09:50 AM (S+el1)

148
Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 09:50 AM (S+el1)


One I know of.....I don't forget, heh.

Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2015 09:51 AM (xWW96)

149 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 25, 2015 09:50 AM (0HooB

No recipe for the Weber grill?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 09:51 AM (l1zOH)

150 Puke rebuke. Heh. Funny, Muldoon.

Posted by: mindful webworker - easily amused at March 25, 2015 09:51 AM (AKYZm)

151 She's clapping, he's puking.

Coincidence? I think not!



That kick to the stones worked!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 09:52 AM (xMaMq)

152 Posted by: BackwardsBoy


***


You forgot fricasee

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 25, 2015 09:52 AM (NeFrd)

153 139
AtC has a phobia.
http://tinyurl.com/os5f354
Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2015 09:48 AM

Phobia my ass, she works with that shark.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 09:52 AM (l1zOH)

154 153
Doesn't she work with lawyers?

Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 09:53 AM (S+el1)

155 I remember as a kid growing up my friends and I would go down to the Majestic theatre on Main Street pretty much every Saturday afternoon and watch a manatee.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 25, 2015 09:54 AM (NeFrd)

156 No recipe for the Weber grill?

A Weber grill? No.

Several Weber grills? Yeah.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 25, 2015 09:54 AM (0HooB)

157 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 09:54 AM (kff5f)

158 154 153
Doesn't she work with lawyers?
Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 09:53 AM (S+el1

Exactly.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 09:54 AM (l1zOH)

159 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 09:55 AM (kff5f)

160 1. Eight weeks across the Atlantic in a ship full of nothing but seamen



Pro tip: Over the side, not in the boat.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 09:55 AM (xMaMq)

161 159 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 09:55 AM (kff5f

Kind of hard to burn it down when we got a tanker trunk in the picture trying to put it out.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 09:56 AM (l1zOH)

162 "...As THC levels climb, the levels of cannabidiol, or CBD, have been
declining. That's problematic for medicinal marijuana users since it is
more often associated with medical benefits than THC."


Can the CBD be isolated and taken in some other form?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 25, 2015 09:56 AM (/kI1Q)

163 158 154 153
Doesn't she work with lawyers?
Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 09:53 AM (S+el1

Exactly.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 09:54 AM (l1zOH)

We're not all like that. Some of us are just cute, cuddly manatees. With razor-sharp shark teeth.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2015 09:56 AM (2Ojst)

164 2nd day of the new body-weight strength circuit.

Still kicked my @$$, but this time I nearly finished 1 full circuit. The only thing I couldn't do was maintain a 30 second plank. And I held it longer today than on Monday.

Maybe Friday I'll finish a full circuit. That'd be a full week ahead of my goal.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 09:56 AM (kff5f)

165 102 Mime-Vomiting was a popular performance art in parts of medieval Europe.

The hard part is that you have to eat them first.


Posted by: Anachronda at March 25, 2015 09:56 AM (o78gS)

166


?

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at March 25, 2015 09:57 AM (0HooB)

167 Can the CBD be isolated and taken in some other form?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 25, 2015 09:56 AM (/kI1Q)

Sure.

What's your number?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2015 09:58 AM (Zu3d9)

168 Anyone heard from our aussie? Because I have a horrible feeling I know what happened...

http://tinyurl.com/p7sk4dl

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 25, 2015 09:58 AM (DT3rQ)

169 137 One internet to the person who ID's the movie.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 25, 2015 09:47 AM (Wof/b)

Judge Roy Bean

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 09:58 AM (wlDny)

170 Anyway, like I was sayin', manatee is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, manatee-kabobs, manatee creole, manatee gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple manatee, lemon manatee, coconut manatee, pepper manatee, manatee soup, manatee stew, manatee salad, manatee and potatoes, manatee burger, manatee sandwich. That- that's about it.

Posted by: HR Bubba at March 25, 2015 09:59 AM (/kI1Q)

171 Senator Cruz is a Southern Baptist.

He made a joke about that recently, saying, "I'm Cuban, Irish, and Italian, but ended up a Southern Baptist".

Posted by: Boots at March 25, 2015 09:59 AM (l9mF2)

172 Can the CBD be isolated and taken in some other form?

Why are we isolating CBD?

What'd he do this time?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:00 AM (kff5f)

173 Can the CBD be isolated and taken in some other form?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 25, 2015 09:56 AM (/kI1Q

What the f*ck did Charlie Brown's Dildo do now?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 10:00 AM (l1zOH)

174 167 Can the CBD be isolated and taken in some other form?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 25, 2015 09:56 AM (/kI1Q)

Sure.

What's your number?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2015 09:58 AM (Zu3d9)

Listen to me very carefully, CBD, because you don't have much time. You're about to be taken.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2015 10:00 AM (2Ojst)

175 "...As THC levels climb, the levels of cannabidiol, or CBD, have been declining. That's problematic for medicinal marijuana users since it is more often associated with medical benefits than THC."Can the CBD be isolated and taken in some other form?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier

Yes, which is why 'medicinal dope' was always crap. The palliative could be taken without growing the shit and smoking it.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at March 25, 2015 10:01 AM (Spluw)

176 BTW, the quote was from Bad Bob the Albino (Stacy Keach)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 10:01 AM (wlDny)

177 We're not all like that. Some of us are just cute, cuddly manatees. With razor-sharp shark teeth.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2015 09:56 AM (2Ojst

Well then. That is different.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 10:01 AM (l1zOH)

178 We used to have a pet squirrel that loved kielbasa. I'm convinced that most so-called herbivores would gladly eat you if they could.

Posted by: toby928(C) tries the quote at March 25, 2015 10:02 AM (evdj2)

179 Posted by: Seems Legit at March 25, 2015 09:15 AM (A98Xu)


I didn't read the article either. Maybe Cornyn supports someone else? Maybe he thinks it is too early to jump in? Or maybe who cares?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has gone to Plaid! at March 25, 2015 10:02 AM (hLRSq)

180 175 "...As THC levels climb, the levels of cannabidiol, or CBD, have been declining. That's problematic for medicinal marijuana users since it is more often associated with medical benefits than THC."Can the CBD be isolated and taken in some other form?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier

Yes, which is why 'medicinal dope' was always crap. The palliative could be taken without growing the shit and smoking it.
Posted by: Papist Bograt at March 25, 2015 10:01 AM (Spluw)

There are strains of low-THC, high-cannabidiol marijuana. Florida recently made this strain legal for limited medicinal use.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2015 10:02 AM (2Ojst)

181 From the sidebar: I think Kevin Williamson has the best Skeptic's Take on Cruz I've seen so far.

And I love his ending line:

"Ask Senator David Dewhurst how well that worked out for him."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:03 AM (kff5f)

182 Kevin D Williamson column in sidebar seems to be endorsing SMOD.

One of us. One of us.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2015 10:03 AM (6Gqot)

183 Posted by: toby928(C) tries the quote at March 25, 2015 10:02 AM (evdj2

Doesn't everything love kielbasa with sauerkraut and mashed potatoes? I do, I think that will be dinner tonight.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 10:03 AM (l1zOH)

184 I'd had a bit too much to drink, so when Liz snuck up behind me and shouted, "Surprise! Guess who?" I had to hurl. Stupid Injun.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 25, 2015 10:03 AM (cIoI4)

185 Anyway, like I was sayin', manatee is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, manatee- kabobs, manatee creole, manatee gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple manatee, lemon manatee, coconut manatee, pepper manatee, manatee soup, manatee stew, manatee salad, manatee and potatoes, manatee burger, manatee sandwich. That- that's about it.


Sashimi. Sushi.

Speaking of manatee, open Bing dot com.
Pic of the day/page wallpaper is a manatee and veal.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 10:03 AM (xMaMq)

186 Is that painting a rendition of Morning sickness? That would explain the joy of the "Grandmother" in the door way.

Posted by: An Observation - I use Silver Bullet gun oil at March 25, 2015 10:04 AM (FeXD+)

187 veal, yummmy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 10:04 AM (l1zOH)

188 The challenge Cruz faces is being from TX. He's competing with Perry and Bush.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at March 25, 2015 10:04 AM (9V9l3)

189 187 veal, yummmy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 10:04 AM (l1zOH)

It's the suffering that makes it taste so good.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2015 10:05 AM (2Ojst)

190 Listen to me very carefully, CBD, because you don't have much time. You're about to be taken.


Me at the all-you-can-eat shrimp basket: "I don't have much money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long dining career. Skills that make me a nightmare for restaurants like this"

Posted by: toby928(C) tries the quote at March 25, 2015 10:05 AM (evdj2)

191 We used to have a pet squirrel that loved kielbasa. I'm convinced that most so-called herbivores would gladly eat you if they could.



Squirrels just want your nuts. Which is why they always run up pants legs.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 10:06 AM (xMaMq)

192 Didn't read the article, would someone tell me why Cornyn won't endorse Cruz?

At a thought- because Cruz kicked the crap out of the Cornyn wing of the Texas Republican Party, made Cornyn's preferred candidate (David Dewhurst) look like a b*tch, and then proceeded to make him (Cornyn) look like a leftist flake by comparison.

But also because, with only one person officially in the race, it's a little early to be endorsing *anyone.*

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:06 AM (kff5f)

193 "Yes, which is why 'medicinal dope' was always crap. The palliative could be taken without growing the shit and smoking it."

Wait...there is a way for people to enjoy the medical benefits of marijuana, in a consistent and repeatable level of dosage without smoking dope?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 10:06 AM (F1jFR)

194 So here I am, watching owlets, waiting for a webinar to start, getting a lowdown on manatee preparation and cooking, and learning more than I needed to about what's in the weed.

Ah, Internet...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 25, 2015 10:07 AM (DT3rQ)

195 Manatee bacon, if that wasn't obvious. They look like pigs. Baconize 'em.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bracing for the cold at March 25, 2015 10:08 AM (FviSe)

196 "...As THC levels climb, the levels of cannabidiol,
or CBD, have been declining. That's problematic for medicinal marijuana
users since it is more often associated with medical benefits than
THC."Can the CBD be isolated and taken in some other form?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier



Yes, which is why 'medicinal dope' was always crap. The palliative could be taken without growing the shit and smoking it.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at March 25, 2015 10:01 AM (Spluw)


There already exist pill forms of it, from what I understand. However, the pills don't get you high, and people don't tend to get hooked on it, so the dope smokers are never going to go for it.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2015 10:08 AM (TOk1P)

197 Kerry, "That Iran isn't providing us with required information is just for internal consumption and to say otherwise is reminiscent of Genghis Khan..."

http://tinyurl.com/nf3ehjr

"... and unpatriotic... and against the Logan act."

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 25, 2015 10:08 AM (BZAd3)

198 I come here for rape triggers, and nada. What's with that?

Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2015 10:09 AM (VndSC)

199
Listen to me very carefully, CBD, because you don't have much time. You're about to be taken.

All I really want is his pizza.

Wait...there is a way for people to enjoy the medical benefits of
marijuana, in a consistent and repeatable level of dosage without
smoking dope?


Yeah, that's what I was wondering.

Posted by: HR Bubba at March 25, 2015 10:09 AM (/kI1Q)

200 Nah. Christie's done. The optics of an obese candidate aside, the left hates him, and the right won't forgive the love-making with Obama a week before the election.
____________________________

Christie lost me when he was suggesting that anybody who opposed a victory mosque at Ground Zero was a bigot, and he disgusted me even further when he said that he had no problem with a NJ guy being fired from his government job for the act of burning his own Koran, on his own property, on his own time.

Christie is a Muslim-appeaser who has no understanding of the First Amendment. He will never get my vote.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2015 10:09 AM (lmdHn)

201 HR, yes the different cannibinoids can be extracted and synthesized into tinctures, oils, waxes, edibles, etc. I've got a chart of CBD's found in the marijuana plant, and I think there are about 70 different ones. The trick is doing the Science to extract/refine the CBD you want for a particular symptom. The chromotography, etc. are very expensive processes, and require expensive lab gear, but definitely doable, and people are figuring out new ways to work with MJ every day.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2015 10:09 AM (2cS/G)

202 190
Me at the all-you-can-eat shrimp basket: "I don't have much money.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have
acquired over a very long dining career. Skills that make me a
nightmare for restaurants like this"


I have a friend who had mastered the art of the Wendy's salad bar. He'd use the little bread sticks to build a structure up the sides of the salad bowl that would make the bowl twice as large as normal. Then he'd cram it absolutely full of stuff.

I'm sure it's his fault that it has been many years since I last saw a Wendy's with a salad bar.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 25, 2015 10:10 AM (o78gS)

203 "Yes, which is why 'medicinal dope' was always crap. The palliative could be taken without growing the shit and smoking it."



Wait...there is a way for people to enjoy the medical benefits of
marijuana, in a consistent and repeatable level of dosage without
smoking dope?





Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 10:06 AM (F1jFR)


Next thing you'll tell me is I can get the palliative benefit of narcotics without having to shoot heroin between my toes, and without Roy Scheider showing up.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2015 10:10 AM (TOk1P)

204 200 Nah. Christie's done.
---------------

We already have an asshole in the White House.

Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2015 10:10 AM (VndSC)

205

!

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at March 25, 2015 10:10 AM (0HooB)

206 200 Nah. Christie's done. The optics of an obese candidate aside, the left hates him, and the right won't forgive the love-making with Obama a week before the election.
----------

So thats what you call swallowing these days?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 10:11 AM (l1zOH)

207 people are figuring out new ways to work with MJ every day.
Posted by: Lincolntf

Smokable clothing!!

Posted by: libertarians for Sen Coke bear at March 25, 2015 10:11 AM (Spluw)

208 This far into a thread discussing manatee consumption and AtC hasn't unleashed the Ravage yet?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2015 10:11 AM (h4vJk)

209
Oh sweet Bast.
http://is.gd/gmz1e8

Warning: Mooch.

Posted by: HR Bubba at March 25, 2015 10:12 AM (/kI1Q)

210 Her Grace is apparently sleeping in.

Posted by: toby928(C) tries the quote at March 25, 2015 10:12 AM (evdj2)

211 208 This far into a thread discussing manatee consumption and AtC hasn't unleashed the Ravage yet?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2015 10:11 AM (h4vJk

She's probably drafting foreclosure papers on some poor African American widow with type 2 diabetes.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 10:12 AM (l1zOH)

212 "! "

Oh great.....
now he's shouting.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 10:13 AM (F1jFR)

213 Move over SMOD:

https://tinyurl.com/pc9mva9


"Imminent". I don't think that word means what you think it does.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2015 10:13 AM (zoehZ)

214 We expect 50-75% of medical cannabis consumers to use a method other than smoking the flowers/leaves. Edibles like infused chocolate bars are a big thing, I expect they'll be the biggest seller.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2015 10:13 AM (2cS/G)

215 195
Manatee bacon, if that wasn't obvious. They look like pigs. Dust off and Baconize 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

fixt

Posted by: Anachronda at March 25, 2015 10:13 AM (o78gS)

216 Holy Shit National Review with the pop up ads is horrendous, how does anyone ever get through an article?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 25, 2015 10:13 AM (A98Xu)

217 Evidently, on CNN, they're making a big deal about Cruz obeying the law he opposed.

I guess everybody knows by now that one only need obey the laws they agree with.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 25, 2015 10:13 AM (BZAd3)

218 Smokable clothing!!

Deep fried marijuana.

Pan fried marijuana.

Pineapple marijuana...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 25, 2015 10:13 AM (0HooB)

219 This is a lovely painting expressing my mood for months.

Also after seeing mooch's bald head.

Nausea is decreasing due to having a contract on a house. I may no longer be homeless in future (and peeing in public like headline I read from Denver).

I am living in total and complete chaos, so nausea may continue. This would be a depiction of a Moronette Party on January 20 2017 after waving good-bye to The Wons? Ticker says 666 more days,y'all. Is this a sign?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is back from the brink at March 25, 2015 10:13 AM (TIGDR)

220 Is that painting a rendition of Morning sickness? That would explain the joy of the "Grandmother" in the door way.


No that the joy of saying "I told you you shouldn't drink so much Valu-Rite but you didnt listen !"

Posted by: McCool at March 25, 2015 10:14 AM (nCSwS)

221 209
Oh sweet Bast.
http://is.gd/gmz1e8

Oh, I would so hit that................

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 10:14 AM (l1zOH)

222 Is Kevin Williamson an AosHQ commenter?

SMOD (and Cthulhu) gets a callout in his latest as possible election influencers.

"Besides, the mighty Cthulhu ("Why Settle for the Lesser Evil?") or the Sweet Meteor O' Death may very well have changed the equation by then."

Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 25, 2015 10:14 AM (LISuA)

223 "Next thing you'll tell me is I can get the palliative benefit of narcotics without having to shoot heroin between my toes"

And I drink Vodka only because I like the taste.

Matter of fact, drop the alcohol content to zero, and I'd still be sipping' the stuff.

Just like O'Douls.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 10:15 AM (F1jFR)

224
have a friend who had mastered the art of the Wendy's salad bar. He'd use the little bread sticks to build a structure up the sides of the salad bowl that would make the bowl twice as large as normal. Then he'd cram it absolutely full of stuff.

I'm sure it's his fault that it has been many years since I last saw a Wendy's with a salad bar.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 25, 2015 10:10 AM (o78gS)


There were guys who did that sort of thing at the salad bar of a workplace cafeteria many years back.

The looks on their faces the day the cafeteria introduced their "weigh you salad and pay by the pound" policy were priceless.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2015 10:15 AM (95CzI)

225 Is Kevin Williamson an AosHQ commenter?

SMOD (and Cthulhu) gets a callout in his latest as possible election influencers.



Maybe not a commentor, but a lurker??

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 10:16 AM (xMaMq)

226 I assume the title is "The Harfing" until told otherwise.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is back from the brink at March 25, 2015 10:16 AM (TIGDR)

227 216
Holy Shit National Review with the pop up ads is horrendous, how does anyone ever get through an article?

Wouldn't know. The ads made me give up on them years ago. Time was I was always checking the Corner, now I actively avoid the place.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 25, 2015 10:16 AM (o78gS)

228 Nah. Christie's done. The optics of an obese
candidate aside, the left hates him, and the right won't forgive the
love-making with Obama a week before the election.

____________________________



Christie lost me when he was suggesting that anybody who opposed a
victory mosque at Ground Zero was a bigot, and he disgusted me even
further when he said that he had no problem with a NJ guy being fired
from his government job for the act of burning his own Koran, on his own
property, on his own time.



Christie is a Muslim-appeaser who has no understanding of the First Amendment. He will never get my vote.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2015 10:09 AM (lmdHn)


I remember the good ol' days of 2006, when everyone said John McCain was done... Good times, good times.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2015 10:17 AM (TOk1P)

229 Wow, that's an interesting art selection!

Also, re: "How do you prepare it? Like dolphin."

You can skip the tourist rape part, though, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2015 10:17 AM (TLTHv)

230
Deep fried marijuana.

Pan fried marijuana.

Pineapple marijuana...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 25, 2015 10:13 A



I think you're onto something.

Get high, satisfy the munchies, then you're naked and ready for teh secks.

You should market this.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 25, 2015 10:17 AM (7ObY1)

231 Mr Marceau, your use of ! violates my copyright on that symbol. Make a contribution to my charity or you will soon be visited by my legal team.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 25, 2015 10:18 AM (o/3Hk)

232 Cornell University employs the Dumbest Man In America as Asst. Dean of Students.

I guess he has to work somewhere, but at $65K per year I bet the parents were hoping for better on behalf of their little Marxists.

Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 25, 2015 10:18 AM (LISuA)

233 The kids getting sick from their parents' pot edibles in CO and being rushed to the ER should be a lesson, but it won't because... FREEDOM!

smdh

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at March 25, 2015 10:18 AM (9V9l3)

234 Is Kevin Williamson an AosHQ commenter?

My guess is he's at least a lurker.

Holy Shit National Review with the pop up ads is horrendous, how does anyone ever get through an article?

Pale Moon w/ NoScript here, I don't get pop-ups from NR, so it's not a problem for me.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:18 AM (kff5f)

235
Why Macro-Aggressive Hand Clapping Must be Banned

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2015 10:19 AM (95CzI)

236 I expect a person who claims that reefer helps with their illness to select the stuff that gives the benefit, without the High.

Of course, I also expect our Commander in Chief to love our country, so I could just be an out of control optimist.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 10:19 AM (F1jFR)

237 Now this HAS to be considered a foreign policy success by the A team...

http://tinyurl.com/qex7lvj

Right?


Jordan signs nuclear pact with Russia.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 25, 2015 10:20 AM (BZAd3)

238 Christie is a Muslim-appeaser who has no understanding of the First Amendment. He will never get my vote.

And a gun grabber. Don't forget the gun grabbing.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:20 AM (kff5f)

239 226 I assume the title is "The Harfing" until told otherwise.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is back from the brink at March 25, 2015 10:16 AM (TIGDR)
=========================

Thread winner nominee.

Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 25, 2015 10:20 AM (LISuA)

240 There already exist pill forms of it, from what I understand. However, the pills don't get you high, and people don't tend to get hooked on it, so the dope smokers are never going to go for it.


My good buddy passed away from cancer three years ago. He used the pills and found great relief from them.

But because even the pills are illegal, he had to become a lawbreaker in his final months on Earth.

I resented that greatly, and having this personal experience changed my views to pro-medical marijuana.



Posted by: Citizen X at March 25, 2015 10:20 AM (7ObY1)

241 Serious question as I rarely discuss politics with anyone in real life and don't watch tv:

Is anyone in the grassroots (but just tea party types, even moderates, for example) actually enthused about Jeb? Regardless of all his money, he has to get actual votes, right? I guess all that money can buy a lot of attack ads.

And if, somehow, he wins the primary and runs against Shrill (not that her winning the Dem primary is guaranteed), how does he explain giving her that Most Awesome Person of the Year award? And do soon after Benghazi. And do we think he'll actually go after her in any meaningful way?

And he's definitely not courting the base so if he continues on his current trajectory, I don't see how the base turns out for him in large numbers.

Plus, Booooosh.

These are the questions I have about Jeb Bush.


Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 25, 2015 10:20 AM (shFKH)

242 Does America now have a bald FLOTUS?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ot3nnvh

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2015 10:21 AM (TLTHv)

243 There already exist pill forms of it, from what I understand. However, the pills don't get you high, and people don't tend to get hooked on it, so the dope smokers are never going to go for it.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2015 10:08 AM (TOk1P)

There's Marinol, which I think is a synthetic form of THC, but non-euphoric.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2015 10:21 AM (2Ojst)

244 The consultant we're working with is a partner at Ebbu, a med/rec marijuana "distiller" based in Colorado. They're pretty cutting edge when it comes to extracts/formulations. I'm still playing catch up.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2015 10:21 AM (2cS/G)

245
238 Christie is a Muslim-appeaser who has no understanding of the First Amendment. He will never get my vote.

And a gun grabber. Don't forget the gun grabbing.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:20 AM (kff5f)


And Bruce "Farmer" Springsteen's butt boy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2015 10:21 AM (95CzI)

246 "Cornell University employs the Dumbest Man In America as Asst. Dean of Students. '

You are aware that Martin O'Malley is currently employed by Johns Hopkins as a visiting Professor, yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 10:21 AM (F1jFR)

247 221 209
Oh sweet Bast.
http://is.gd/gmz1e8

Oh, I would so hit that................
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 10:14 AM (l1zOH)

.....with one of those saucepans in the background.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2015 10:21 AM (2Ojst)

248 221 209
Oh sweet Bast.
http://is.gd/gmz1e8

Oh, I would so hit that................
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 10:14 AM (l1zOH)

With what?

Posted by: joncelli at March 25, 2015 10:22 AM (RD7QR)

249 Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 25, 2015 10:20 AM (BZAd3)

If I'm understanding properly, that actually is a good thing.

The Russians are the ones building the plant (well, doing the engineering work of building the plant), and they're the ones enriching the yellow cake.

That's good, because it means that Jordan won't (at least in theory) be seeking to enrich its own uranium. If it can't enrich its own uranium, then it's much, much harder to make nuclear weapons.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:22 AM (kff5f)

250 Do feminists go into meltdowns at SeaWorld when the Seals start clapping?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 10:23 AM (F1jFR)

251 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 10:21 AM (F1jFR)
=====================

No way! I could see him as a lab subject, but a professor? That's just Mooch-style corruption, I am assuming.

Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 25, 2015 10:23 AM (LISuA)

252 Anyone heard from our aussie? Because I have a horrible feeling I know what happened...

Lori!
Lorikeets!
The Demon Parrots of Queensland!

(Hey, Sweeney Todd was transported to Australia too)

Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2015 10:24 AM (t//F+)

253 I think the vomitter is a guy. The woman in the background is probably gesticulating and saying "Stop yakking in my roses!" And the woman holding his head is saying "Did I not say go easy on the vino? Yes I did. And did you listen? Nooooo."

Posted by: joncelli at March 25, 2015 10:24 AM (RD7QR)

254 My good buddy passed away from cancer three years ago. He used the pills and found great relief from them. But because even the pills are illegal, he had to become a lawbreaker in his final months on Earth. I resented that greatly, and having this personal experience changed my views to pro-medical marijuana.
Posted by: Citizen X

Then let's pass a medical mj law. A real one. Involving actual medicine, not people using your friend as cover for smoking.

That sick stunt is why I'm against it the current initiative; it uses real people to advance their high. Kinda like rape culture.

Posted by: libertarians for Sen Coke bear at March 25, 2015 10:24 AM (Spluw)

255 lots of coverage of the anniversary of the HappyLand fire in NYC....but this year is also the 20th anniversary of the Freddy's Fashion Mart fire which killed seven people that Rev. Al referred to as "white interlopers."
I can't even find their names.

Posted by: vivi at March 25, 2015 10:25 AM (/Zsgn)

256 >>Is Kevin Williamson an AosHQ commenter?

Well he certainly has a Moron's sensibilities.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2015 10:25 AM (TLTHv)

257 I assume the title is "The Harfing" until told otherwise.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is back from the brink at March 25, 2015 10:16 AM (TIGDR)
=========================

Thread winner nominee.

Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 25, 2015 10:20 AM


Seconded. All in favor? All opposed?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2015 10:25 AM (h4vJk)

258 These are the questions I have about Jeb Bush.


Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 25, 2

Those are all good questions chique. However to the douchenozzles at FNC they do not matter. We do not matter. They want Bush and they want him now. This primary thing is a pesky mosquito to them.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 10:25 AM (l1zOH)

259 Posted by: joncelli at March 25, 2015 10:24 AM (RD7QR)

You have personal experience with this situation, don't you?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:25 AM (kff5f)

260 MTF...
Straight from JHU

http://tinyurl.com/qegw7g7

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 10:25 AM (F1jFR)

261
Seconded. All in favor? All opposed?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2015 10:25 AM (h4vJk)

Aye

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 10:25 AM (l1zOH)

262 My good buddy passed away from cancer three years ago. He used the pills and found great relief from them. But because even the pills are illegal, he had to become a lawbreaker in his final months on Earth. I resented that greatly, and having this personal experience changed my views to pro-medical marijuana.
Posted by: Citizen X

Where is Marinol illegal?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2015 10:25 AM (2Ojst)

263 Oh sweet Bast.
http://is.gd/gmz1e8

Warning: Mooch.



Actually, that is the best I have ever seen Mrs Obama look. How is that for scary?



Posted by: An Observation - I use Silver Bullet gun oil at March 25, 2015 10:26 AM (FeXD+)

264 And I drink Vodka only because I like the taste.



Matter of fact, drop the alcohol content to zero, and I'd still be sipping' the stuff.



Just like O'Douls.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 10:15 AM (F1jFR)


Last time I had vodka, one of its advantages was that it didn't taste like anything, and now these days there are all these different flavors and expensive brands... I have this image in my head, one plant somewhere in Russia where all the vodka is made, all the different labels they put on it, and a huge sno-cone juice dispenser where they add the flavoring.


Yippee, gourmet wodka!

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2015 10:26 AM (TOk1P)

265 Seconded. All in favor? All opposed?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2015 10:25 AM (h4vJk)

I'm conflicted.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2015 10:26 AM (2Ojst)

266 259 Posted by: joncelli at March 25, 2015 10:24 AM (RD7QR)

You have personal experience with this situation, don't you?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:25 AM (kff5f)

Maybe, but I can't recall clearly.

Posted by: joncelli at March 25, 2015 10:26 AM (RD7QR)

267 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:20 AM (kff5f)

No, he isn't.

This is getting tiresome.

He announced very publicly and forcefully that he would veto any gun legislation in the wake of the Newtown murders.

He may be comfortable with existing law, but he has not made it a priority to strenghten gun-grabbing laws.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2015 10:26 AM (Zu3d9)

268 Becoming a law-breaker is much more attractive to me now than it used to be.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 25, 2015 10:26 AM (lG2E3)

269 Many States, Red and Blue alike, are going to go the full legalization route within a few years. In the meantime, med mj producers have to build a better product than a doobie, so that people will continue to choose edibles, etc. when there's weed for sale at every corner pharmacy.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2015 10:27 AM (2cS/G)

270 192 But also because, with only one person officially in the race, it's a little early to be endorsing *anyone.*

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:06 AM (kff5f)


From the last thread:

39
Senator John Cornyn (R-Texas) will not be endorsing Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) in the Republican Presidential Primary


Of
course not, Cornyn is a lot like Lady Boy. He sits right on the edge of
RINO and often crosses the aisle to side with Democrats.




Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 10:27 AM (wlDny)

271 If it can't enrich its own uranium, then it's much, much harder to make nuclear weapons.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:22 AM (kff5f)

And if I remember correctly, the Iranian nuclear program started out the same way. Plus, since the Hashemites are ruling over the perpetually peaceful 'palestinian' majority in Jordan, I'm sure everything is fine.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 25, 2015 10:27 AM (BZAd3)

272 There's Marinol, which I think is a synthetic form of THC, but non-euphoric.



Kinda takes they joy out of it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 10:27 AM (xMaMq)

273 So, apparently, Scott Walker is really stoked about Ted Cruz and thinks he would make a terrific running mate...

Just kidding. The person Walker was gushing about and talking up as a running mate was actually Marco Rubio.

You can totally believe that Walker opposes amnesty now though.

Posted by: Jon (not the troll) at March 25, 2015 10:28 AM (HA+/6)

274 He may be comfortable with existing law, but he has not made it a priority to strenghten gun-grabbing laws.

Because he's not a gun-grabber, or because he knows it would kill him in Republican circles?

I seem to recall several stories of people being harassed for things which shouldn't even be crimes related to guns, and Christie remaining silent, or even praising the law.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:29 AM (kff5f)

275 Tell any friends over at National Review that they need to clean up their advertising. I can't read any of their articles lately because I immediately get kicked to an obnoxious ad that tries to lock up my browser completely.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at March 25, 2015 10:30 AM (xNLqG)

276 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 10:25 AM (F1jFR)
=======================

Oh man, that's very disappointing. Hopkins didn't put him in SAIS at least, preserving some small level of dignity.

Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 25, 2015 10:31 AM (LISuA)

277 >>With what?

A can of vegetables? She was appearing on ***Jeopardy*** to give a mini-lecture on eating vegetables, lecturing the senior viewers to be sure to rinse them after you open the can blah, blah, blah.

Will no one tell this woman to STFU?

Most people have their midlife crisis in private, they don't commandeer unrelated television airtime, lecture foreign dignitaries (as she just did in Japan), or make a fool of themselves dancing around at a Let's Move event at the freakin' London Olympics.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2015 10:31 AM (TLTHv)

278 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:29 AM (kff5f)

I don't care about his opinions...I care about his actions. And he has done nothing to further restrict my gun rights (which absolutely suck in NJ).

As for praise of the law? I never heard that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2015 10:32 AM (Zu3d9)

279 I seem to recall several stories of people being harassed for things which shouldn't even be crimes related to guns, and Christie remaining silent, or even praising the law.

Yep. A few judicious pardons from the Fatman would have helped him.

Posted by: toby928(C) tries the quote at March 25, 2015 10:32 AM (evdj2)

280 What kind of art thread is this?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 10:32 AM (LA7Cm)

281 I dropped NRO long ago before they had all the pop-ups. I got tired of reading PR material for the RNCe. I dropped Daily Caller because of pop-ups and auto-play videos out the ying-yang.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 10:32 AM (wlDny)

282 In the meantime, med mj producers have to build a better product than a doobie, so that people will continue to choose edibles, etc. when there's weed for sale at every corner pharmacy.



We secretly switched the Hershey bar and the edible mj bar's labels. Let's see if anyone notices.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 10:32 AM (xMaMq)

283 One patient base for med mj is the Multiple Sclerosis community. I'm working with one guy who has MS, runs MS fund-raising events, etc. and he's pretty disgusted that his colleagues in CO can get their meds ( in 5mg or 10mg THC dose per serving) over the counter for cheap money, while his only option is to buy a baggie from a guy at the bar. Street weed has no quality control, no way to know how much of which cannibinoid is present, it's essentially useless as a medication unless you get lucky. For loss of appetite, pretty much any weed will do, but for a lot of other symptoms, it takes a lot of work to get the benefits out of the plant.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2015 10:33 AM (2cS/G)

284 I seem to recall several stories of people being harassed for things which shouldn't even be crimes related to guns, and Christie remaining silent, or even praising the law.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:29 AM (kff5f)

He use to be a the US Attorney, which I think skews his view to the prosecution.

Posted by: MikeH at March 25, 2015 10:33 AM (NPaHf)

285 What kind of art thread is this?



Early American Frat.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 10:33 AM (xMaMq)

286
I have this image in my head, one plant somewhere in Russia where all the vodka is made

Skyy is distilled in Illinois.

And if you can't afford rubbing alcohol, this is OK.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawkeye_%28spirits%29

Posted by: HR Bubba at March 25, 2015 10:33 AM (/kI1Q)

287 You can totally believe that Walker opposes amnesty now though.
Posted by: Jon (not the troll) at March 25, 2015 10:28 AM (HA+/6

Considering Walker is from the Frozen Tundra and doesn't have a lot of experience with illegals I think he will develop a well thought out plan. Not saying he will. Not saying he won't. Just a hunch. All I know is this guy gets things done. He may not be the orator of Cruz or Rubio. But what have those guys got done lately?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 10:34 AM (l1zOH)

288 Chris Christie is a great American!

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 25, 2015 10:34 AM (lG2E3)

289 Justice is like capital. Mercy like interest.

Posted by: toby928(C) tries the quote at March 25, 2015 10:34 AM (evdj2)

290 280 What kind of art thread is this?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 10:32 AM (LA7Cm)

Yea, what he said

Posted by: Art Garfunkel at March 25, 2015 10:35 AM (NPaHf)

291 /wipes 2 rather grumpy squirrels off the bed

You fers are supposed to be on guard doodie! No more late nights of bottomless peanuts.

/shakes head

give 'em and inch...

so morning and stuff

Posted by: TangoNine at March 25, 2015 10:35 AM (x3YFz)

292 279
Yep. A few judicious pardons from the Fatman would have helped him.

Posted by: toby928(C) tries the quote at March 25, 2015 10:32 AM (evdj2)

IIRC when people first started talking about the fat man I went out and did some research on him. He is a gun grabber as well. In fact, almost all of his stances were Democrat except for shouting at a union school teacher.
Oh, he cut taxes? He cut them from infinitely high to almost infinitely high.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 10:35 AM (wlDny)

293 I want to believe Walker isn't pro-amnesty, but I just don't.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 25, 2015 10:36 AM (lG2E3)

294
Considering Walker is from the Frozen Tundra and doesn't have a lot of experience with illegals

As the Milwaukee County exec, he would have.

Posted by: HR Bubba at March 25, 2015 10:36 AM (/kI1Q)

295 >>We secretly switched the Hershey bar and the edible mj bar's labels. Let's see if anyone notices.

You kid, but a pot seller here in Denver makes pot edibles that he wraps in repurposed/recycled actual candy wrappers and then sells them.
Oh, and last October he went on a tv news shows lecturing parents to be sure to check their kid's candy to make sure there's not pot edibles mixed in there.
Such an ass, and to my knowledge, there were no repercussions for this stunt.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2015 10:36 AM (TLTHv)

296 IIRC when people first started talking about the fat man I went out and did some research on him. He is a gun grabber as well. In fact, almost all of his stances were Democrat except for shouting at a union school teacher.
Oh, he cut taxes? He cut them from infinitely high to almost infinitely high.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 10:35 AM (wlDny)

Yep, he's a Bush DIABLO

Posted by: MikeH at March 25, 2015 10:36 AM (NPaHf)

297 I have this image in my head, one plant somewhere in Russia where all the vodka is madeSkyy is distilled in Illinois.

An ex came home one night with a 1.75 liter botle of vodka, when she realized that, being a bartender, i could make mixed drinks. Real ones, not jst shots.

"Stalingrad" vodka, i shit you not. It had a smell to it. A strong one. They probably used the stuff to fuel T-34s.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2015 10:36 AM (Spluw)

298 Justice is like capital. Mercy like interest.



I KNEW kneecapping was merciful!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 10:36 AM (xMaMq)

299 /wipes 2 rather grumpy squirrels off the bed


Ur doing it wrong.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 25, 2015 10:37 AM (0HooB)

300 Have we talked about this? Because this guy is freaking insane.

http://tinyurl.com/qxfqtxm

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 25, 2015 10:37 AM (A98Xu)

301 I'm also not sure why all the love for Rubio from some NRO folks. This isn't even about his shamnesty pimping. It's that he seems somewhat shallow.

I guess they think he's a very inspiring speaker, which is fine and may be what is needed to win over the current electorate, but he doesn't seem to have much depth to me. That he can talk up the LIVs is a good reason to support him, I will admit, but I get the feeling that they are claiming there's so much more to him.

Anyway, I don't have a huge problem with it. Just an observation.

Rubio love fest >> gratuitous anti-Cruz gutter sniping (a term I heard that Rush used)

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 25, 2015 10:37 AM (shFKH)

302 296 Yep, he's a Bush DIABLO

Posted by: MikeH at March 25, 2015 10:36 AM (NPaHf)

He is actually worse than JEB if that is possible.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 10:37 AM (wlDny)

303 298 Justice is like capital. Mercy like interest.



I KNEW kneecapping was merciful!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 10:36 AM (xMaMq)

The quality of mercy is not strained it comes from Beretta like rain

Posted by: MikeH at March 25, 2015 10:38 AM (NPaHf)

304 Then let's pass a medical mj law. A real one. Involving actual medicine, not people using your friend as cover for smoking.
----

^This.

But let's make sure to apply the same safety and efficacy standards on this drug that is applied to my Sudafed and Advil. And let's be prepared for all those juicy lawsuits in the meantime when it's discovered that marijuana use is contraindicated with other drugs, especially OTCs.

The push for marijuana legalization has very little to do with alleviating the suffering of cancer patients and others. And nothing to do with FREEDOM! It's about a bunch of folks who should have gotten past this bad habit when they left college wanting to justify their years of law-breaking since then.

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2015 10:39 AM (9BRsg)

305
Ur doing it wrong.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 25, 2015 10:37 AM (0HooB)


pet-o-file

Posted by: TangoNine at March 25, 2015 10:39 AM (x3YFz)

306 The guy ate something that didn't agree with him. The chick in the back is clapping because she won the argument.

Posted by: jwpaine at March 25, 2015 10:39 AM (a3NCX)

307 Rubio shit his chances when he crossed the aisle and joined with the Gang of Democrats to push amnesty.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 10:39 AM (wlDny)

308 Everclear...

Guess which State outlawed it last year?

Guess who was Governor.

http://tinyurl.com/o62kwek

Justification ws that it MIGHT reduce binge drinking on Maryland college campi.

Well shit, let's outlaw male to male anal sex. It MIGHT reduce the incidences of AIDS.

Let's outlaw Illegal Immigration.
It MIGHT reduce traffic fatalities

Same mental process for all arguments.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 10:40 AM (F1jFR)

309 Marco Rubio is a great American!

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 25, 2015 10:40 AM (lG2E3)

310 Anyway, I don't have a huge problem with it. Just an observation.

Rubio love fest >> gratuitous anti-Cruz gutter sniping (a term I heard that Rush used)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 25, 2015 10:3

I support Walker. I'm not set in stone on this. We have a great potential field. Probably one of the best ever. Walker, Cruz, Rubio, Jindal all are top tier. No way I support Christie or Kasich or Bush. Ben Carson? Way too soon to say yes or no, but the lack of experience really bothers me. Rand Paul? Maybe, holding my nose. Ptaki? Really George aren't you in the Abe Vigoda Nursing Home? Who did I forget?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 10:40 AM (2Aj5D)

311 pet-o-file



pet-o-bear

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 10:41 AM (xMaMq)

312 I'm also not sure why all the love for Rubio from some NRO folks. This isn't even about his shamnesty pimping. It's that he seems somewhat shallow.
---

He's a pliant, slightly-dimwitted "ethnic" that they want to use as a puppet to show how broad-minded they are.

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2015 10:41 AM (9BRsg)

313 whoever redesigned NRO's website should be summarily executed, metaphorically speaking, of course. Sheesh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 25, 2015 10:41 AM (shFKH)

314 I hate the term pot/dope smokers. I've smoked my share of pot in my life. Much preferrable to drinking alcohol (wine excepted). Smoking pot has a bad rep vis-a-vis drinking and I'm baffled as to why. Why is it more acceptable to sip an 80 proof beverage or decorate a potent concoction with a little umbrella? Never once when buzzed on pot did I think, "Hey, gimme ma keysh, i cn drve..." I may have eaten some...er...creative victuals only because I couldn't deal with the hassle of going out. Drunks, not so much...

Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 25, 2015 10:41 AM (mouis)

315 Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 25, 2015 10:27 AM (BZAd3)

1- Jordan is much more sane than Iran.
2- The question isn't *if* Jordan is going to pursue nuclear power, the question is *how.* Anything that makes it less necessary for them to pursue their own uranium enrichment is therefore a good thing.
3- I'd much rather *we* were selling them the technology, and keeping tabs on their development, but we won't even build nuke plants domestically. In a few years, we may not even be able to if we wanted.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:41 AM (kff5f)

316 pet-o-file

Ace Ventura's bedroom?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 25, 2015 10:42 AM (0HooB)

317 307 Rubio shit his chances when he crossed the aisle and joined with the Gang of Democrats to push amnesty.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 10:39 AM (wlDny)

Rubio is dead. Chris Christie. Jeb Bush. McCain. Graham. 2016 settles all GOPe business

Posted by: MikeH at March 25, 2015 10:42 AM (NPaHf)

318 "The guy ate something that didn't agree with him. The chick in the back is clapping because she won the argument."


Isn't that a chick yakking? That's why the other chick is holding her hair.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 10:42 AM (LA7Cm)

319 I you wanted confirmation that Jeb! is a GOPe/RINO fuquetard-

read the sidebar article about Jeb! and Obamacare.


He used the exact same day-late/dollar-short ineffectual "strategy" as Boehner and McConnell.

Too cowardly to confront bad policy but ju-u-ust smart enough to use it as a money-raising scam.


Eff him.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2015 10:42 AM (0cMkb)

320 Who did I forget?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 10:40 AM (2Aj5D)

Bob Dole thinks you forgot about Bob Dole

Posted by: Bob Dole at March 25, 2015 10:43 AM (NPaHf)

321 Jeb Bush is a great American!

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 25, 2015 10:43 AM (lG2E3)

322 Smoking pot has a bad rep vis-a-vis drinking and I'm
baffled as to why.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 25, 2015 10:41 AM (mouis)


ok.

I lol'd

Posted by: TangoNine at March 25, 2015 10:43 AM (x3YFz)

323 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Choice
Clinic think that North Atlantic Treaty Organization General Guy "Jens Stoltenberg" must really hate persons of color and especially Presdent Obama. He is from a country that is mainly persons of no color and probably supported Texas during the Civil War in the 1870s. He is good friends with Bush (Who is a Liar) and probably thinks persons of color are not equal to persons of no color and that is why he is doing these stooped things with Putin to make Michelle and Presdent obama look bad. We love our Black presdent and you should too because of what Bush did to hurt this county and Presdent obona is trying so hard to reverse that crap Bush did to hurt us and the ideels this country stands fur.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 25, 2015 10:43 AM (Sd++4)

324 316 pet-o-file

Ace Ventura's bedroom?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 25, 2015 10:42 AM (0HooB

Ace's bedroom!!!

FIFY

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 10:44 AM (2Aj5D)

325 "Isn't that a chick yakking? That's why the other chick is holding her hair."

Bruce Jenner

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 10:44 AM (F1jFR)

326 Jeb asks that we give him a chance and consider him in 2016.

bit.ly/1ETd7Ha

Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 25, 2015 10:44 AM (LISuA)

327 Isn't that a chick yakking? That's why the other chick is holding her hair.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 10:42 AM (LA7Cm)

No, check out their clothes. The women are in long dresses but the yakker is in hose and a jerkin (doublet, man-dress, whatever you call that), hence male.

Posted by: joncelli at March 25, 2015 10:44 AM (RD7QR)

328 Yon lad hath Puked.

Posted by: methinks at March 25, 2015 10:44 AM (irOiS)

329 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:41 AM (kff5f)

Historically Jordan's been an ally of the US, and has provided a great deal of valuable intelligence over the years. I wonder how strained the relationship has become, though, after the Clinton administration took a big, fat, wet shit on them, and King Barry being, well, King Barry.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2015 10:44 AM (2Ojst)

330 Another in a long list of reasons why Obama and Europe need to continue sucking up to Turkey:

http://tinyurl.com/q8m8os2

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 25, 2015 10:44 AM (BZAd3)

331 "The guy ate something that didn't agree with him. The chick in the back is clapping because she won the argument."


Isn't that a chick yakking?



Ate a bag o dicks.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 10:44 AM (xMaMq)

332 330 Another in a long list of reasons why Obama and Europe need to continue sucking up to Turkey:

http://tinyurl.com/q8m8os2
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 25, 2015 10:44 AM (BZAd3)

It always comes down to pedophilia or beheading with these clowns.

Posted by: MikeH at March 25, 2015 10:46 AM (NPaHf)

333 With legalization, it's now viable to invest in really exploiting the cannabis plant. Until a few years ago, applying Science to the plant made no sense. Plant it, grow it, sell it, repeat. Now that it's not just burnouts who have to hide what they're doing every step of the way, the progress has been rapid and is still gaining steam.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2015 10:46 AM (2cS/G)

334 "Ate a bag o dicks."


Addicting, ain't they?

Posted by: S. Fluke at March 25, 2015 10:46 AM (F1jFR)

335 And he has done nothing to further restrict my gun rights (which absolutely suck in NJ).

Fair point.

Has he done anything to loosen the gun laws in NJ? Has he even mentioned it on a wish-list (as in: hey, we've got bigger fish to fry right now, but, yeah, I'd like this)?

Because, see, lack of action is *also* an action. It indicates at the very least he's okay with NJ's level of gun control. And I *am not* okay with NJ's level of gun control.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:46 AM (kff5f)

336 It always comes down to pedophilia or beheading with these clowns.

Posted by: MikeH at March 25, 2015 10:46 AM (NPaHf)


buggering clowns with machetes... greeeeat.

Thanks for the sleepless nights, in advance.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 25, 2015 10:47 AM (x3YFz)

337 Real Art Thread up.

Posted by: HH at March 25, 2015 10:47 AM (Ce4DF)

338 Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 25, 2015 10:44 AM (BZAd3

Interesting paper, love the side bar where the cartoonist got prison time for insulting the PM.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 10:47 AM (2Aj5D)

339 Real Art Thread up.

to the guy and/or gal harfing, it don't get more real than that.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2015 10:48 AM (Spluw)

340 With legalization, it's now viable to invest in really exploiting the cannabis plant. Until a few years ago, applying Science to the plant made no sense. Plant it, grow it, sell it, repeat. Now that it's not just burnouts who have to hide what they're doing every step of the way, the progress has been rapid and is still gaining steam.


Rope!

I'm gonna get ahead of the curve and invest heavily in buggy whip manufacturing!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 10:48 AM (xMaMq)

341 NOOD

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 10:48 AM (2Aj5D)

342
Love it when the potheads start whining about liquid bread.

Posted by: HR Bubba at March 25, 2015 10:49 AM (/kI1Q)

343 Rubio shit his chances when he crossed the aisle and joined with the Gang of Democrats to push amnesty.

I followed him closely during his campaign and voted for him. Whoever inhabits his body today is not the same guy I saw speaking about principles and conservatism on the trail.

And Jeb? I did consider you which is why I won't vote for you. You are far too chummy with anti-American Progressives and their goals to destroy my country. Want my vote? Tell me what you're going to do, beginning with reversing everything that TFG has ever done.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 25, 2015 10:51 AM (0HooB)

344 It always comes down to pedophilia or beheading with these clowns.

Posted by: MikeH at March 25, 2015 10:46 AM (NPaHf)


In the interest of pissing off the left by merely existing, I've proceeded with my next project. Daniel Defense lower, custom trigger draw, need the perfect cheek weld pad.

Intended result is a 20 inch .223 .25 moa at 1K.

some guys build cars. I build sniper rifles.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 25, 2015 10:51 AM (x3YFz)

345 Isn't that a chick yakking? That's why the other chick is holding her hair.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 10:42 AM (LA7Cm)


I don't think so.... It wasn't the chicks wearing tights back then.

I suppose that could be a dyke puking, but I don't see the chain to her wallet, so...

Posted by: jwpaine at March 25, 2015 10:51 AM (a3NCX)

346 "The guy ate something that didn't agree with him. The chick in the back is clapping because she won the argument."

Man, you guys will do anything to avoid getting my ever-so-clever attempts at cleveritude.

Posted by: jwpaine at March 25, 2015 10:54 AM (a3NCX)

347 3- I'd much rather *we* were selling them the technology, and keeping tabs on their development, but we won't even build nuke plants domestically. In a few years, we may not even be able to if we wanted.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:41 AM (kff5f)

The only reason why the Jordanian monarchy continues to rule is because of U.S. influence and support, imo. I really can't see how it is an optimistic situation wherein Russia and the U.S. become competitors for influence in that country. If Russia wishes to destabilize Jordan, it will be much easier for them to do it from the inside. From the Soviet era, hegemony over the lines of communication into and out of the ME has been the jewel in the crown of Russian foreign policy strategy. We managed to frustrate that strategy years ago, but we are essentially giving it back to the Russians on a silver platter.

I don't pretend to be an expert on the ME, but I did do contract work in that area for years after the military. I'm frankly astonished that the monarchy is still in place in Jordan and I believe that its existence is as fragile as it ever was. I also believe that a fart in a sand storm will be all that is needed eventually to bring it down.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 25, 2015 10:58 AM (BZAd3)

348 Medieval spring break.

Posted by: Buffalobob at March 25, 2015 12:05 PM (w+5ie)

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