Morning Thread (3-24-2015)

BREAKING: Ted Cruz is running for president.

In case you hadn't heard.

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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 06:26 AM (St6BJ)

2 Good Morning Morons. Today is Tuesday, March 24, 2015. On this day in 1944 76 allied POWs began breaking out of the German prison camp Stalag Luft III. The event was later made into the movie, the Great Escape. Of the 76 who attempted the escape only three made it all the way out and back to England. 50 were shot and the rest returned to the Stalag.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:26 AM (wlDny)

3 The world's three most infamous terrorist organizations are working together at Al-Qaeda-run training camps in the Sahara Desert in Mauritania, where dozens of recruits from the U.S., Canada and Europe are being indoctrinated into violent jihad and training for attacks that could expand the so-called caliphate across North and West Africa, according to analysts.

If we know where they are at why are we not killing them in job lots?

http://fxn.ws/1Ckcoiv

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:27 AM (wlDny)

4 Seattle restaurants are warning that the looming minimum wage hikes will result in price hikes and people being laid off. Supporters say it will help the economy. That is called the communist theory of economics which has been proven to be insane over and over.

http://fxn.ws/1CLtiaf

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:27 AM (wlDny)

5 A public utility in MT is lobbying against a gun rights bill there. That would be illegal here in SC.

http://fxn.ws/1In03Lc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:27 AM (wlDny)

6 It did not take long for MFM knives to be out for Cruz. But I think most voters are savvy to that now. The FSA will always be for more free shit, but the average working man would like to keep more of his money.

http://fxn.ws/1ECKvz5

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:27 AM (wlDny)

7 Threats against Obama's niece caused increased security at basket ball game.

http://fxn.ws/19Mo5E4

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:28 AM (wlDny)

8 Students at a High School in Lexington, MA had to fight to keep a planned American Pride dance celebrating the American revelation. School officials tried to get them to cancel it and hold a "National Pride" dance instead to be more "inclusive". The students refused and finally got their way.

http://fxn.ws/1LPTgz8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:28 AM (wlDny)

9 The passing of an era. The Louisville Slugger bat company has been sold to Wilson sports.

http://fxn.ws/1N9BIcK

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:28 AM (wlDny)

10
Say what you will about Ted Cruz, but he scares the shit out of the left.

And for those who say "we need a Governor" or this or that, I say "we need a fucking leader."

Now let's round out the field with Walker, Jindal, Haley, Bolton and as many solid leaders as we can.
Then, let's rally around the first all around best one we can.

Defeating the GOP will be the hard part.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 06:28 AM (St6BJ)

11 Midland TX has the lowest unemployment rate in the country. But they quote a lot of numbers here that are all BS. Actual unemployment across the US is probably closer to 20%+ rather than the advertised 6%.

http://fxn.ws/19Mo6bc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:28 AM (wlDny)

12 Congress to "hold hearings" on Obama and Holder's illegal operation choke point. We don't need more "hearings" we need at least Holder to be impeached and jailed for his many crimes.

http://fxn.ws/1DRJLes

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:29 AM (wlDny)

13 The DA of Milwaukee said the white cop who shot a black homeless man was justified in the shoot. It doesn't matter, the police commission threw him to the jackals anyway.

http://fxn.ws/1CTIbZH

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:29 AM (wlDny)

14 The Supreme Court has turned away a challenge to the WI voter ID law. These cases get shot down by the Supremes regularly. If the State follows an approved model for its law it will be upheld. The claims leveled by the professional race baitors are BS.

http://fxn.ws/1G6iKDH

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:29 AM (wlDny)

15 RIP Alberta Watson of the TV show 24 at age 60 from cancer.

http://fxn.ws/1GaF27h

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:29 AM (wlDny)

16 Clint's advice to his son; be a man.

http://fxn.ws/1IeMCwH

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:30 AM (wlDny)

17 Scankles has a closed door meeting with the Choom. I suspect she is warning him to put away his knives and get control of the Iranian Rat Face.

http://bit.ly/1CT7gnt

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:30 AM (wlDny)

18
And the difference between Islam and Leftist/Utopianism is ? ? ?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 06:30 AM (St6BJ)

19 A report by the GAO says former IRS agents still have access to IRS computers can easily spy on you despite no longer working for the IRS.

http://onforb.es/1CQHqR0

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:30 AM (wlDny)

20 Communist scrunt from IL rips into BB editor.

http://bit.ly/1BeegFj

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:30 AM (wlDny)

21 It used to be that withdrawal of $10,000 or more from a bank would necessitate a report on you to the feds. That number has been drastically reduced. And it is really a useless policy just to aggravate the average American. Do you think drug dealers and other criminals keep their money in banks like this? That is what this requirement is advertised to be for. More Gestapo tactics in the failed war on drugs. Except that now they use it for any and all.

http://bit.ly/1LPZejx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:31 AM (wlDny)

22
Operation Choke Point? Uh oh, someone warn the chicken . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 06:31 AM (St6BJ)

23 Telecom giants have filed their third civil suit against the FCC for their illegal takeover of the Internet. They will win and it will cost the taxpayers money. Obama and his host of criminals should pay all legal costs out of their pocket.

http://bit.ly/1CTLShY

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:31 AM (wlDny)

24 Arrogant assholes in the WH dismiss Iranian death to America chants.

http://bit.ly/19ModDt

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:31 AM (wlDny)

25 20 Communist scrunt from IL rips into BB editor.

http://bit.ly/1BeegFj

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:30 AM (wlDny)

Her Judaism is a mere accident of birth. Schakowsky is nasty evil cunt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 06:31 AM (St6BJ)

26 Run Ted, run. But if you win, be prepared to do some damage, okay? All that talk about liberty and the constitution and everything, well that sounds good, but remember that your main job is to kill our enemies wherever they may try to hide or regroup. No exceptions, no alibis.

Why, oh, why are we not bombing a slave trading, terrorist harboring, pile of sand such as Mauritania out of existence? We would be doing the slaves a favor, and showing the rest of the world that there are going to be no more terrorist training facilities that don't have air defense capabilities.

Posted by: goon at March 24, 2015 06:31 AM (gNTQS)

27 Yes, students at Liberty University were forced to attend the Cruz speech even if they were for Ron Paul. The fact is they have to attend every speech whether they like it or not. If you don't like it you can find another school.

http://bit.ly/1BJZ7Ld

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:31 AM (wlDny)

28 Moonbats take over Ted Cruz.com to advertise for Obama.

http://bit.ly/1BoterF

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:32 AM (wlDny)

29 The NYT likes them some Sharia law in Saudi Arabia.

http://bit.ly/1bpC1o4

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:32 AM (wlDny)

30 DIABLO Peter King calls Ted Cruz a counterfeit conservative with a big mouth.

Let's see; Cruz ACU rating of 100 and fully supports conservative stuff. King has a rating of 36 and routinely stabs Republicans in the back. Full on DIABLO so he doesn't even rate being called a phony conservative, he is a liberal.

http://bit.ly/1HxhNG3

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:32 AM (wlDny)

31 A Christian Group on the campus of a CA university is exiled from campus because they are a Christian group. One wonders if they were muzzie would they have been treated the same way?

http://bit.ly/1C6GGnn

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:33 AM (wlDny)

32 The all women's college Sweet Briar to close its doors after this semester. Why can there be all women's schools and not all men's schools? Because PC is why.

http://bit.ly/1bpCPt3

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:33 AM (wlDny)

33 AG nominee Lynch fully supports Obama's illegal amnesty. But that will not stop her from getting at least 4 RINO votes and McConehead will not push for 60.

http://bit.ly/1GOe0R8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:33 AM (wlDny)

34 Some memes never go away. Ted Cruz is anti-woman because he supports a flat tax.

http://washex.am/1HxnUu3

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:34 AM (wlDny)

35 And Ted Cruz does not support the AGW scam either.

http://washex.am/1xe8PtK

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:34 AM (wlDny)

36 Good morning! Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

And thank you Vic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2015 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

37 Bush is taking credit for education improvement for blacks and Hispanics in FL and fully supports the common core disaster.

http://dailysign.al/1BovlM8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:34 AM (wlDny)

38 30 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:32 AM (wlDny)

Peter King is about as corrupt a NY pol as you can find. The "R" after his name is meaningless. And he was a supporter of the ARMED wing of the IRA.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 06:35 AM (St6BJ)

39 A Senior US official is accusing Israel of spying on the US-Iran talks to use it against Obama's inititative.

So what even if it is true.

http://fxn.ws/18U4vol

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:35 AM (wlDny)

40 The Daily Deals

http://amzn.to/1EDVcBF

That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:35 AM (wlDny)

41 #8 revelation = revolution

I hate auto-correct.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:37 AM (wlDny)

42 Great links, Vic! Should only take me another 2-3 hours to get through that heaping pile of stuff! What the hell, I still have some enamel left that I haven't ground to powder from grinding my teeth over this world we have allowed to be created.

Posted by: goon at March 24, 2015 06:37 AM (gNTQS)

43 The Propagandist Press hasn't figured out an angle of attack yet on Cruz. Ezra Klein is meeting with the White House, the NYT is seeking McVains thoughts and everyone on the left is waiting anxiously.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 24, 2015 06:37 AM (r9gUQ)

44 34 Some memes never go away. Ted Cruz is anti-woman because he supports a flat tax.

http://washex.am/1HxnUu3
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:34 AM (wlDny)

Kate Upton hardest hit (by me; if only!)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 06:38 AM (St6BJ)

45 41 #8 revelation = revolution

I hate auto-correct.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:37 AM (wlDny)

Well, the revolution WILL be a revelation!

Good morning, sir!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 06:39 AM (St6BJ)

46
Not to volunteer you, Vic, but I think your headlines/links should be itemized at the top a la the Dump.

Then again, would that not obviate the need for the dump?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 06:42 AM (St6BJ)

47 Good morning! Making cinnamon rolls for breakfast. ...my little way of telling Mooch to pound sand.

Posted by: jmel at March 24, 2015 06:42 AM (cfFqn)

48 You notice that Kate Upton's pictures always prominently feature her elbows? It only, just now, became apparent to me that her photographers all seem to have an elbow fetish! What are the odds?!

Posted by: goon at March 24, 2015 06:42 AM (gNTQS)

49 I thought we were in Spring here now. It is back to 41F here this morning.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:42 AM (wlDny)

50
Actually, Twiggy would be hardest hit by the flat tax.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 06:43 AM (St6BJ)

51 46

Not to volunteer you, Vic, but I think your headlines/links should be itemized at the top a la the Dump.

Then again, would that not obviate the need for the dump?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 06:42 AM (St6BJ)

They would have to give me the keys for that. I think Ace is trying to minimize that.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 06:44 AM (wlDny)

52 As Alan Dershowitz notes, "how can J Street be called 'pro-Israel when every position they take is anti-Israel?"

And yet press reports consistently use the phrase "pro-Israel J Street" like that's the name. Even Fox did it the other night. Clearly they've met with the media and instructed them to refer to the organization this way, no matter the facts.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 24, 2015 06:45 AM (r9gUQ)

53 Give it up for Vic. Hardest working man in blogging.

You folks should have seen him during the American Revolution. Riding the countryside - nailing articles to fence posts and trees. Really stirring stuff.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 24, 2015 06:46 AM (oKFzc)

54
I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF TED CRUZ AND THE CONSTITUTION!

*plants flag*
*throws Cuban cigars at horde*

Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 06:49 AM (Kh7z6)

55 52 Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 24, 2015 06:45 AM (r9gUQ)

BTW, Alan Dershowitz has publicly stated that the most brilliant student he ever had was . . . Ted Cruz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 06:51 AM (St6BJ)

56 Ted Cruz I would happily vote for: Jeb, Christie, Goober Graham not an Fn chance.

Posted by: great big Banana Republic at March 24, 2015 06:51 AM (+kznc)

57 I know it's beating a dead horse... As I live in Texas it really doesn't matter who I like as a candidate. By the time I get to vote in the primary I get to cast a for Bob McRomney as he does his victory lap. Or Luap Nor.

Taking a wait and see but I just might book a ticket on the WGASA line.

Posted by: Usedtocould at March 24, 2015 06:51 AM (Mjx2z)

58 Students at a High School in Lexington, MA had to fight to keep a planned American Pride dance celebrating the American revelation. School officials tried to get them to cancel it and hold a "National Pride" dance instead to be more "inclusive". The students refused and finally got their way.
__________________________

How sad is that? That students in Lexington Massachusetts, of all places, were being discouraged from celebrating the American Revolution, on the grounds that it wasn't "inclusive" enough!

Who were these school officials so worried about offending with the concept of "American Pride"? Illegal aliens? Because G-d forbid that hostile foreign squatters breaking our laws and draining our resources should have their feelings hurt by American students celebrating their pride in their own nation's history in their own damn schools.

I'm so damned sick of this PC nonsense.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 24, 2015 06:52 AM (lmdHn)

59
It will be interesting to see the positions/speeches that the other potential candidates take/make in light of the gauntlet thrown down by Teh Ted.

Pro tip: the one's who want to appeal to "the moderates" must be discarded.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 06:55 AM (St6BJ)

60 I have a very difficult time getting my mind around how fucked we are.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 24, 2015 06:56 AM (BZAd3)

61 The truth is, and I feel confident in saying this, as a former Republican, anything less than $20/hr is simply not a living wage.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 24, 2015 06:57 AM (BZAd3)

62 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Today is the birthday of silent comedian Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle.* A talented and acrobatic performer, his reputation is, with the advent of DVD collections of his work, slowly recovering from his postumous reputation as a rapist, debaucher and (possible) killer, all stemming fromthe accidental death of starlet Virginia Rappe at a party hosted by Arbuckle in San Francisco's St. Francis Hotel in 1921.

An excellent book on the case is 2013s Room 1219: The Life of Fatty Arbuckle, the Mysterious Death of Virginia Rappe and the Scandal That Changed Hollywood by Greg Merritt.

Here's Arbuckle with his favorite screen partner, the tragic Mabel Normand, in scenes from 1915s Fatty and Mabel's Simple Life:

http://goo.gl/W0wZbz

Here's the doomed Rappe, who, contrary to later legend, was not a bed-hopping, VD-infested, mattress-back starlet cum hooker:

http://goo.gl/FxqzZr

Hope you all have a wonderful day. Me. . .well, is 6.58 in the morning too early to get sloshed?

*He disliked the nickname, which was used primarily as the name of his movie character. If anyone addressed him as "Fatty," he would reply, "I have a name, you know."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2015 06:58 AM (zF6Iw)

63 *throws Cuban cigars at horde*

"Got a match?"
"Not since Superman died."

50's joke

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 24, 2015 06:58 AM (Wof/b)

64 92 million people NOT in the workforce.

Yeah!!!

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 24, 2015 06:59 AM (BZAd3)

65 Fatty Arbuckle was destroyed by a crooked DA and a money seeking scrunt.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 07:01 AM (wlDny)

66 I'd like to be a fly on the wall of the meeting between choom and hildebeast. Two criminals threatening each other to squeal on the other. That would be popcorn munching, coke guzzling, milk dud chomping awesome.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 24, 2015 07:02 AM (BZAd3)

67 61 The truth is, and I feel confident in saying this, as a former Republican, anything less than $20/hr is simply not a living wage.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 24, 2015 06:57 AM (BZAd3)

I once took an aptitude test and the results showed that the only occupation I was ideally suited for is billionaire-playboy.

That said, please send $5000US via Western Union to SeftonCorp, Accra , Ghana, to cover all modalities.

And . . . remain blessed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:05 AM (St6BJ)

68 65 Fatty Arbuckle was destroyed by a crooked DA and a money seeking scrunt.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 07:01 AM (wlDny)

Hmm, sounds like a familiar theme . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:06 AM (St6BJ)

69
92 million people NOT in the workforce.

Yeah!!!

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 24, 2015 06:59 AM (BZAd3)

That's damned near 33% of the US population.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at March 24, 2015 07:06 AM (fwARV)

70 Ted Cruz running for president is still exciting even a day later!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 24, 2015 07:07 AM (rldyO)

71 Cruz was described as the "Controversial Conservative" on my drive-time radio station yesterday morning. And this station is hardly liberal, being located in Chattanooga, TN. But then again, Tennessee does elect rhino's.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 24, 2015 07:07 AM (tjj0w)

72 The truth is, and I feel confident in saying this, as a former Republican, anything less than $20/hr is simply not a living wage.

--

Why stop at $20/hr?
Wouldn't $50 / hr be even better for everybody? Why do you want people to suffer at a measely twenty bucks an hour? $50/hour minimum wage now!

Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 07:09 AM (mmz07)

73 I know it's early but I wish some Big Names would come out and endorse Cruz immediately. Newt, Palin (even if I can't stand her), DeMint... if his campaign flounders they can always take it back and go with Walker or Perry (or Bolton if he wants to run).

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 24, 2015 07:10 AM (rldyO)

74 Doesn't matter what Dershowitz says about Cruz. Even though he has argued nine cases before SCOTUS, he could not possibly be smart enough to organize or appoint people to the necessary positions to run this country. No executive experience like George W. or Obama. Look what "no executive experience" did for Lincoln.

Posted by: JROD at March 24, 2015 07:10 AM (wnwJC)

75 Geeze. Morning news is talking about Angelina Jolie having her ovaries & fallopian tubes taken out because her genetic test told her she has a high risk for cancer. This 2 years after she had her boobs chopped off for the same reason.
That woman is going to run out of parts to get removed soon.

Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 07:11 AM (Kh7z6)

76 @69

And that number is only going to climb as the U.S. economy is fully mature and we're not adding the tens of millions of jobs necessary to reverse that.

Couple that with us importing millions upon millions of third worlders who will need jobs and escalating minimum wages as well and your going to have a recipe for real internal strife and disaster.

That may be a feature or a bug depending on ones point of view.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 24, 2015 07:12 AM (4HFY9)

77 Just looked at Twitter to see news on the Alpine plane crash (A320 Airbus with approx 148 people lost rdar contact at 6800 ft) and top (Twitter) Trends is "promoted by Warner Bros."

Posted by: Baldy at March 24, 2015 07:14 AM (sEXjW)

78 74 Posted by: JROD at March 24, 2015 07:10 AM (wnwJC)

Yeah. And that George Patton. He slapped a few soldiers. Big deal. He was so fucking disorganized. And a lexdyslic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:14 AM (St6BJ)

79 75 Geeze. Morning news is talking about Angelina Jolie having her ovaries & fallopian tubes taken out because her genetic test told her she has a high risk for cancer. This 2 years after she had her boobs chopped off for the same reason.
That woman is going to run out of parts to get removed soon.
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 07:11 AM (Kh7z6)

I can just see Brad Pitt walking down the red carpet with his arms around a pair of lips.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:15 AM (St6BJ)

80 That's damned near 33% of the US population.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

One in three baby! 6%!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 07:15 AM (7/YOc)

81 No executive experience like George W. or Obama. Look what "no executive experience" did for Lincoln.
Posted by: JROD at March 24, 2015 07:10 AM (wnwJC)

I couldn't believe how many libs yesterday were comparing Cruz to Obama saying that obviously, based on Obama's performance, a freshman senator would be a horrible choice for president. It's as if they have absolutely no control of the words that escape their mouths.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 24, 2015 07:15 AM (BZAd3)

82 If you don't like it you can find another school.

I read that they would have to pay a $10 fee for nonattendance. The only ones gripping were Paul-bots.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 24, 2015 07:17 AM (xQX/f)

83
Serioulsy, re Angelina Jolie, my neighbor's family have a history of women dying young from breast cancer, so she cut hers off. Unfortunately, the post surgical infection nearly killed her, and left her prone to all other sorts of shit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:17 AM (St6BJ)

84 Now Angelina Jolie had her ovaries removed? Either she is crazy, or it is some kind of bizarre scheme, either to scare/control everyone, or she is lying.

Posted by: Baldy at March 24, 2015 07:17 AM (sEXjW)

85 81 It's as if they have absolutely no control of the words that escape their mouths.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 24, 2015 07:15 AM (BZAd3)

The MFM covers for them. Hell, the MFM IS them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:18 AM (St6BJ)

86 With France saying they are at their highest terror alert and that it's a waiting game until the next attack, this plane crash has me wondering if it's an accident or a Muslim attack...

Prayers for the victims regardless.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 24, 2015 07:18 AM (rldyO)

87 Yeah, I think Jolie is some kind of crazy. Too bad.

Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 07:18 AM (TFolt)

88 Vic: "...if we know where they are at why are we not killing them in job lots?"

I had that same thought when I read about this yesterday... and every time I read about their convoys.

Someone isn't trying to win.

Morning, Glories!

Posted by: mindful webworker - exclusively at March 24, 2015 07:19 AM (ATv6t)

89 Say what you will about Ted Cruz, but he scares the shit out of the left.

And for those who say "we need a Governor" or this or that, I say "we need a fucking leader."

Now let's round out the field with Walker, Jindal, Haley, Bolton and as many solid leaders as we can.
Then, let's rally around the first all around best one we can.

Defeating the GOP will be the hard part.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 06:28 AM (St6BJ)

Amen. Just needed repeating.

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 24, 2015 07:19 AM (5/lDN)

90 Am I the only one who wonders if Jolie may be a big liar?

Posted by: Baldy at March 24, 2015 07:20 AM (sEXjW)

91 Fatty Arbuckle was destroyed by a crooked DA and a money seeking scrunt.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 07:01 AM (wlDny)

One theory of the case is that the hotel party was part of a blackmail scheme gone wrong; supposedly, Adolph Zukor (head of Paramount) was incensed at Arbuckle's refusal to appear at a Paramount PR event and arranged with the procuress Maude Delmont to get Arbukcle in a compromising position with a girl so that the fat man could be brought to heel.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2015 07:20 AM (zF6Iw)

92 @ #2

G-d bless The 50.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:20 AM (St6BJ)

93 91 One theory of the case is that the hotel party was part of a blackmail scheme gone wrong; supposedly, Adolph Zukor (head of Paramount) was incensed at Arbuckle's refusal to appear at a Paramount PR event and arranged with the procuress Maude Delmont to get Arbukcle in a compromising position with a girl so that the fat man could be brought to heel.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2015 07:20 AM (zF6Iw)

Now that's just fucking crazy stupid.

Posted by: Senator Pat Geary (D) Nevada at March 24, 2015 07:21 AM (St6BJ)

94 So the Chicago mob hosted a sitdown with the Arkansas mob? Which one thinks wrongly that they are going to settle all family business come Labor Day?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2015 07:21 AM (JO9+V)

95
Cor-LEE-oh-NEE sock off.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:22 AM (St6BJ)

96 18
And the difference between Islam and Leftist/Utopianism is ? ? ?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 06:30 AM (St6BJ)
***
In the former, innocent female victims of rape are beheaded by male Imams in honor killings.

In the latter, innocent males falsely accused of rape have their lives and reputations ruined by female Imams.

It'll be hilarious to watch how the two systems merge with each other. They deserve each other.

Posted by: Skrillex's missing hair at March 24, 2015 07:24 AM (3F6F8)

97 "
I have a very difficult time getting my mind around how fucked we are."

Not so bad really. Once you get past government lawlessness, the trampling of liberty, the destruction of the economy, and, cultural/moral upheaval.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 07:25 AM (cbMSM)

98 Now Angelina Jolie had her ovaries removed? Either she is crazy"

Yeah, nailed it on the first try there.

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 24, 2015 07:25 AM (KnbYp)

99 Give it up for Vic. Hardest working man in blogging.

You folks should have seen him during the American Revolution. Riding the countryside - nailing articles to fence posts and trees. Really stirring stuff.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 24, 2015 06:46 AM (oKFzc)

Don't you mean sitting on his porch yelling at that whipper snapper George III to get off his lawn?

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at March 24, 2015 07:25 AM (QvpWM)

100 90 Am I the only one who wonders if Jolie may be a big liar?

--

I look at her now and I'm reminded of Karen Carpenter. A beautiful woman slowly killing herself.

Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 07:25 AM (dUqfn)

101 And the difference between Islam and Leftist/Utopianism is ? ? ?

-
One is a stupid, evil plan appealing to violent idiots and the other is violent idiots attracted to a stupid, evil plan.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 24, 2015 07:26 AM (LImiJ)

102 I have to run down the street and get some stuff to eat. BBL

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 07:26 AM (wlDny)

103 And the difference between Islam and Leftist/Utopianism is ? ? ?

No gheys.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 07:26 AM (7/YOc)

104 It'll be hilarious to watch how the two systems merge with each other. They deserve each other"

The term is "Bad luck", I believe... for the rest of us.

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 24, 2015 07:27 AM (KnbYp)

105 96 Posted by: Skrillex's missing hair at March 24, 2015 07:24 AM (3F6F

I think you're focusing in on the micro. In the grand scheme of things, the two share almost identical goals. Utopia on earth, uniformity of thought and blind obedience to the state.

But I do agree that after they finish off civilization, it will be fun to watch them turn on each other.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:27 AM (St6BJ)

106 I have to run down the street"

Don't play in traffic, m'kay?

/insert blindfaithtrafficstevewinwood joke here

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 24, 2015 07:28 AM (KnbYp)

107 "16 Clint's advice to his son; be a man."

That's what I used to tell my step daughters, but you know how rebellious girls are nowadays.

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at March 24, 2015 07:28 AM (cIoI4)

108 I confess I have an almost irrational hatred of Progressives and I hope to see them disgraced and, in cases like Lois Lerner and anyone who ever worked for the EPA, put in jail. I'm trying to fight this urge (because the worm turns) but it's very difficult.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 24, 2015 07:29 AM (r9gUQ)

109 103 And the difference between Islam and Leftist/Utopianism is ? ? ?

No gheys.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 07:26 AM (7/YOc)

Most Muzzie males really are closeted gheys. Their culture and behavior speak volumes about what they are.

But, of course, publicly it's "margh bar fabulous!" all the time.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:30 AM (St6BJ)

110 MSDNC...all Cruz-bashing, all the time.

Thought they were supposed to be a-changing their ways over there.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 07:30 AM (7ObY1)

111 102 I have to run down the street and get some stuff to eat. BBL
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 07:26 AM (wlDny)

How can you run down a street? I thought the car run's on the street? Physics be hard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:31 AM (St6BJ)

112 The Seattle mayor volunteered that businesses were calling the Office of Socialist Compliance (or whatever they actually call it), eager to comply with the new minimum wage laws.

Uh huh. I bet. What about the ones that decided to close shop? Eager to lose their investment, I suppose. Here's the thing -- If a business came out vocally against it, the Leftards would merely boycott them, even though they were actually in compliance, because *haterz* doncha know. So they have to pretend to like the taste of their new shit sandwiches.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2015 07:31 AM (E+4r+)

113 110 MSDNC...all Cruz-bashing, all the time.

Thought they were supposed to be a-changing their ways over there.
Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 07:30 AM (7ObY1)

No one watches it anyway. Even airports don't broadcast that shit. CNN's bad enough but then again most folks are plugged into their electro-dildo devices.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:32 AM (St6BJ)

114 I get the sense that the Smart Set is laughing behind their hand at us for loving Ted Cruz.

And the Smart Set now includes the authors of this blog.

I never thought I would see the day that ace of spades hq went establishment retard, but we're here. Gave sure, but there was at least a little self-respect among the remainder of the regulars.

If anyone figures out a good place to hang out with you guys, please email me: sanderson2208@gmail.com

Posted by: Formerly atnorth at March 24, 2015 07:32 AM (7Oo+W)

115 108 I confess I have an almost irrational hatred of Progressives and I hope to see them disgraced

There's nothing irrational about hating the Commies who have fundamentally transformed what was once the greatest nation the world has ever known.

I hate them with the fire of a thousand suns, while weeping for that once-shining city on the hill.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 07:32 AM (7ObY1)

116 112 Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2015 07:31 AM (E+4r+)

Here comes the all-cash economy. Greece anyone?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:33 AM (St6BJ)

117 Don't you mean sitting on his porch yelling at that whipper snapper George III to get off his lawn?

I'm imagining Vic as Stephen Hopkins in 1776 with his cards:

Dear Sir, you are without any doubt a rogue, a rascal, a villain, a thief, a scoundrel and a mean, dirty, stinking, sniveling, sneaking, pimping, pocket-picking, thrice double-damned no-good son of a bitch."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2015 07:33 AM (zF6Iw)

118 So Barry's a bit pissed about this:

http://tinyurl.com/nqoa72q

Behind a WSJ pay wall, but basically says that Obama is pissed that Israel spied on the surrender to Iran and that Bibi used the knowledge gained to lobby congress.

Bottom line: Had Israel not spied, nobody would have ever been the wiser that Obama was going to give Iran nukes on a silver platter.

But yeah, Obama loves this country and to say otherwise is racist.

Got that?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 24, 2015 07:34 AM (BZAd3)

119 "but then again most folks are plugged into their electro-dildo devices."

Must confess, I've never seen this at an airport.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 07:34 AM (cbMSM)

120 Posted by: Baldy at March 24, 2015 07:17 AM (sEXjW)

Jolie obviously tested positive for mutations on BRCA1 and/or BRCA2.

Those are genes that suppress tumors, and mutations in them are correlated with a huge risk.

What she did may be odd to some people, but the science backs up the decision.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2015 07:35 AM (Zu3d9)

121 Thanks for this one, Vic. I hadn't read that the students won!

http://fxn.ws/1LPTgz8

"...Over the weekend, Lasa said administrators listened carefully to the feedback they received and on Monday, March 23 they decided to let the kids stick with the 'American Pride' theme...."

Wow.

Posted by: mindful webworker - patriotically at March 24, 2015 07:35 AM (ATv6t)

122 114 Posted by: Formerly atnorth at March 24, 2015 07:32 AM (7Oo+W)

Dude, you gotta take it with a grain of salt. It's like putting up with Mabel Galore all this time and now he's gone for the most part.

Arguing here is half the fun. Oh well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:35 AM (St6BJ)

123 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:33 AM (St6BJ)

The higher you are, the farther you fall. Greece gets to bounce along the bottom because it didn't crater too steeply. When the US goes, it'll be collander-facemask world.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 24, 2015 07:35 AM (J+mig)

124 seen at yahoo news: our administration at work:

The White House on Monday bluntly warned Israel that its occupation of Palestinian land must end, dismissing Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's efforts to take back controversial campaign pledges.

In unusually tough language that underscores the fracture in relations between Washington and Israel, White House Chief of Staff Denis McDonough said "an occupation that has lasted for almost 50 years must end."

Posted by: mallfly at March 24, 2015 07:36 AM (qSIlh)

125 119 "but then again most folks are plugged into their electro-dildo devices."

Must confess, I've never seen this at an airport.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 07:34 AM (cbMSM)

I-pods, Androids, cell phones, X-boxes. It was a not fully formed metaphor on my part. Consider me chastised.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:36 AM (St6BJ)

126 "Here comes the all-cash economy. Greece anyone?"

I've said before, but, I do think we're headed that way. Cash, barter, trader, no reporting nothing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 07:36 AM (cbMSM)

127 Most Muzzie males really are closeted gheys. Their culture and behavior speak volumes about what they are.

Are those the ones chunking gheys off of buildings, or the ones being chunked?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 07:36 AM (7/YOc)

128 ...Over the weekend, Lasa said administrators listened carefully to the
feedback they received and on Monday, March 23 they decided to let the
kids stick with the 'American Pride' theme....

Wolverines!!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2015 07:36 AM (JO9+V)

129 "Consider me chastised.
"

No chastising. I ain't no scold.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 07:37 AM (cbMSM)

130 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:20 AM (St6BJ)

Ever see the movie?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2015 07:37 AM (Zu3d9)

131 Plane crash in France. Moar work place violence?

Posted by: The Prophet Some Dope at March 24, 2015 07:38 AM (GjigR)

132 I'm trying to type up a post about a local high school that changed it's Redskins nickname against the wishes of the student body, but I'm just so damned sick and tired of this relentless PC bullshit, I can't even work up the effort any more.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 07:38 AM (7ObY1)

133 124 seen at yahoo news: our administration at work:

The White House on Monday bluntly warned Israel that its occupation of Palestinian land must end, dismissing Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's efforts to take back controversial campaign pledges.

In unusually tough language that underscores the fracture in relations between Washington and Israel, White House Chief of Staff Denis McDonough said "an occupation that has lasted for almost 50 years must end."
Posted by: mallfly at March 24, 2015 07:36 AM (qSIlh)

And now all pretense of being moderate is gone. When you hang out with Rashid Khalidi, Edward Said and Jeremiah Wright - and when the most beautiful sound is the muzzy call to prayer - then this is what you get.

Pro tip to the blind and stupid - THEY HATE JEWS. OPENLY.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:38 AM (St6BJ)

134 its not it's

need more coffee

Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 07:38 AM (7ObY1)

135 Dude, you gotta take it with a grain of salt. It's like putting up with Mabel Galore all this time and now he's gone for the most part.

You want Pussy Galore.
You'll get Mabel Galore.

http://goo.gl/nFP6vS

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2015 07:38 AM (zF6Iw)

136 126 I've said before, but, I do think we're headed that way. Cash, barter, trader, no reporting nothing.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 07:36 AM (cbMSM)

Starve the Leviathan. The down side is when it starts getting hungry, it will get more vicious.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:39 AM (St6BJ)

137 Who the Fock elected Dennis McDonough to anything?

Posted by: The Prophet Some Dope at March 24, 2015 07:39 AM (GjigR)

138 I-pods, Androids, cell phones, X-boxes. It was a not fully formed metaphor on my part. Consider me chastised.

Electro-drugs, maybe?

Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 07:40 AM (7ObY1)

139 Must confess, I've never seen this at an airport.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 07:34 AM (cbMSM)

You've ovbiously never flown into Philly.

Mornin, RK. How ya been?

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 24, 2015 07:40 AM (5/lDN)

140 135 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2015 07:38 AM (zF6Iw)

Ugh! I LOVE Honor Blackman's fabulous torpedo-tits.

(T-M Sefton Corp, all rights reserved)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:41 AM (St6BJ)

141 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:38 AM (St6BJ)

Obvious to us. Everyone else has just been convinced by the Mouthpiece Media that the Jews are the bad guy. I'm not even 33 yet, and I'm surprised at how much of a public shift I've seen in opinion on Israel in my lifetime. Nothing changed, the Palestinians are still the same violent fuckwads they were during Arafat's time.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 24, 2015 07:41 AM (J+mig)

142 "That's damned near 33% of the US population.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider "

I could be wrong, but the total population includes children and elderly.
I don't know the total US population of what I would call "Work Eligible", right age and so on is.
Plus, we have the population of Undocumented Pre-citizens, whose numbers need to be rolled into it somehow.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2015 07:41 AM (F1jFR)

143 The day that ann Althouse is the voice of reason on Ted Cruz is the day I eat a bag of dicks and stick celery stalks in my bare ass.

The world is insane. I'm building an insane asylum Inside out for you all to live in. You are officially all in nutbag quarantine.

No wonder all I do these days is write OSR retroclones.

Posted by: Formerly atnorth at March 24, 2015 07:42 AM (7Oo+W)

144
Hey, I wonder if Samantha Power will once again call for a US military invasion of Israel to force them back to the Auschwitz lines.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:42 AM (St6BJ)

145 " The down side is when it starts getting hungry, it will get more vicious."

Yes, it will get nasty. Start confiscating assets to make-up for the "noncompliance" etc.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 07:42 AM (cbMSM)

146 There's nothing irrational about hating the Commies who have fundamentally transformed what was once the greatest nation the world has ever known.

If you happed along two progs drowning, and you only had one flotation device, which closet would you re-arrange?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 07:43 AM (7/YOc)

147 Jest of the WSJ story is that Obama was desperately trying to hide the details of negotiations with Iran from congress and that Israel frustrated him.

THAT must be the reason that Dan Friedman gave for Obama storming around the WH in a rage for days. He said that Obama actually kicked in several doors in the WH.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 24, 2015 07:43 AM (BZAd3)

148 Lois Lerner reminds me of an old U.S.S.R. commie. Loyal to the regime, retires with a big pension and a dacha in Hawaii.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 24, 2015 07:43 AM (tjj0w)

149 Given her UN connections, I believe Jolie is part of some plan, either purposeful or not, to scare people into the type of "choices" which govt healthcare will force on the little people. Funny how the parts she says she has "removed" are used for a specific purpose in biology. If Brad Pitt were prone to testicular cancer, and he still had them, would he follow Jolie's insanity too?

Posted by: Baldy at March 24, 2015 07:44 AM (sEXjW)

150 "You've ovbiously never flown into Philly.

Mornin, RK. How ya been?"

Heh, no, never flown into the City of Brotherly Love. I'm fine. You? Work evened out any?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 07:44 AM (cbMSM)

151 147 THAT must be the reason that Dan Friedman gave for Obama storming around the WH in a rage for days. He said that Obama actually kicked in several doors in the WH.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 24, 2015 07:43 AM (BZAd3)

Did that really happen? Good!

(**flashes on the scene from "The Right Stuff" where LBJ beats the shit out of his limo because Annie Glenn refuses to meet him**)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:45 AM (St6BJ)

152 If you happed along two progs drowning, and you only had one flotation device, which closet would you re-arrange?

I'd tell them that they're culturally appropriating the habitat of the fishes, and besides, I can't throw them a life preserver because I didn't build them, those life preservers belong to the citizens of the world, and who am I to decide who gets to use them.

Then I'd point and laugh.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 07:45 AM (7ObY1)

153 MSNBC moving right is only the distance between Trotsky and Lenin.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 07:45 AM (MMC8r)

154 I've obviously missed something...I didn't realize we were all GOPe shills. I thought we were all Democrats now. So confused.

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 24, 2015 07:45 AM (5/lDN)

155 "If you happed along two progs drowning, and you only had one flotation device, which closet would you re-arrange?"

Tuesday.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 07:45 AM (cbMSM)

156 I had my annual alcoholic drink at a party this weekend and, wouldn't you know it, three separate private conversations Monday with well-intentioned busybodies concerned with the lapse in my "recovery." (They've been watching me...)

Why is it that people who can't drink will not believe that there are people who can drink but (almost always) choose not to?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 24, 2015 07:46 AM (4pyhg)

157 Posted by: Baldy at March 24, 2015 07:44 AM (sEXjW)

I think you are nuts.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2015 07:46 AM (Zu3d9)

158 Morning!

Posted by: EC at March 24, 2015 07:46 AM (doBIb)

159 Every time I fly back out of Philly, my plane gets delayed.

I've had some great naps in them there gates.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 07:47 AM (7ObY1)

160 149 If Brad Pitt were prone to testicular cancer, and he still had them, would he follow Jolie's insanity too?
Posted by: Baldy at March 24, 2015 07:44 AM (sEXjW)

I hope not. In reality, testicular cancer is almost 100% curable even when you start treatment at stage 4. Breast cancer is another beast entirely, so I can understand why (if her reasons are true) she cut them off as a prophylaxis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:47 AM (St6BJ)

161 Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 24, 2015 07:46 AM (4pyhg)

"I drink to make other people more interesting."

-- Ernest Hemingway

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2015 07:48 AM (Zu3d9)

162 >> If you happed along two progs drowning, and you only had one flotation device, which closet would you re-arrange?

I hate rearranging the closet. I'd hunt for another prog to throw to them.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2015 07:49 AM (E+4r+)

163 OBVIOUSLY, Gaylord wanted a secret deal. There's not another person on Earth that thinks he's going to do anything but give them everything they want.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 07:49 AM (MMC8r)

164 Work evened out any?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 07:44 AM (cbMSM)

Work is...interesting. it's a mixed bag of loving the fact that we all aren't constantly walking on eggshells with the witch gone and still this background fear that our jobs are all in danger. But, things are going well.

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 24, 2015 07:49 AM (5/lDN)

165 161 Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 24, 2015 07:46 AM (4pyhg)

"I drink to make other people more interesting."

-- Ernest Hemingway
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2015 07:48 AM (Zu3d9)

If that's the case Barack Obama is a glittering jewel of rare perception.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:49 AM (St6BJ)

166 Posted by: Baldy at March 24, 2015

Yeah, that sounds way more plausible than she is at high risk for dying of a horrible disease so she is taking steps to reduce the risk. :/

Posted by: no good deed at March 24, 2015 07:50 AM (ZKGnj)

167 Did that really happen? Good!

(**flashes on the scene from "The Right Stuff" where LBJ beats the shit out of his limo because Annie Glenn refuses to meet him**)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:45 AM (St6BJ)

I actually don't know how much of this is true, but the WSJ story seems to add a lot of credence to it. Obama (the most transparent admin in history) was trying to sneak a thoroughly shitty agreement with Iran past congress and Netanyahu spilled his secret.

It has been hard for people to understand, given the situation in the rest of world, why Obama was focusing so much ire on Israel.

I think we have our answer.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 24, 2015 07:50 AM (BZAd3)

168 "If you happed along two progs drowning, and you only had one flotation device, which closet would you re-arrange?"

I'd tell them to check their white privilege and walk away.

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 24, 2015 07:51 AM (5/lDN)

169 " But, things are going well."

Well, good.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 07:51 AM (cbMSM)

170 The day that ann Althouse is the voice of reason on Ted Cruz is the day I eat a bag of dicks and stick celery stalks in my bare ass.

What happened? She actually sober up for a moment?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2015 07:51 AM (zF6Iw)

171 Cash, barter, trader, no reporting nothing"

The size and scope of the underground economy in this country would surprise the vast majority here...

and no, cutting off one's body parts due to a "mutation" isn't science - it's whackjobedness.

/refusestogetintoanothergeneticsdiscourse

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 24, 2015 07:52 AM (KnbYp)

172 Why is it that people who can't drink will not believe that there are people who can drink but (almost always) choose not to?

When I am out and about, I have yet to find a mixed drink, beer or single malt worth my CHL.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 07:52 AM (7/YOc)

173 >>. He said that Obama actually kicked in several doors in the WH.

What a childish person he is.

Posted by: Lea at March 24, 2015 07:53 AM (vmMMi)

174 The day that ann Althouse is the voice of reason on Ted Cruz is the day I eat a bag of dicks and stick celery stalks in my bare ass.

You could be the centerpiece at my next dinner party!

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at March 24, 2015 07:53 AM (MMC8r)

175 Somebody made gummy dicks so you can send a bag of dicks to someone for them to eat.

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2015 07:53 AM (KETbL)

176 DangerGirl, I mean the bloggers. Not you for god's sake.

Posted by: Formerly atnorth at March 24, 2015 07:53 AM (7Oo+W)

177 "Obama (the most transparent admin in history) was trying to sneak a
thoroughly shitty agreement with Iran past congress and Netanyahu
spilled his secret."

A horribly shitty deal with Iran.........and he still can't get it done.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 07:54 AM (cbMSM)

178 With those skinny pins he probably isn't kicking any doors in.

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2015 07:54 AM (KETbL)

179 It has been hard for people to understand, given the situation in the rest of world, why Obama was focusing so much ire on Israel.

I think we have our answer.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 24, 2015 07:50 AM (BZAd3)

I just thought it was "I'm emperor, I have no more elections and I hate Jews." But, yeah. He has a particularly incandescent hatred of Bibi.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:54 AM (St6BJ)

180 Reports coming in on the crashed German flight in the Alps.
What appears to be steady speed, steady descent.
One photo emerging at airliners.net, but some confusion that it may be an archived photo of a previous crash.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2015 07:55 AM (F1jFR)

181 Oh, and in other bad news: Samantha Power is the featured speaker at our commencement. I'm strongly tempted to attend my own school's smaller ceremony and skip the Uni-wide event. Except our speaker will no doubt be an Obamacare cultist.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 24, 2015 07:55 AM (4pyhg)

182 He said that Obama actually kicked in several doors in the WH.

I saw him trying to open an umbrella. Somehow, I think the door would win. Kick open a door? Sure. Kick in a door? Bahahahaha!

Posted by: no good deed at March 24, 2015 07:55 AM (ZKGnj)

183 "Somebody made gummy dicks so you can send a bag of dicks to someone for them to eat."

Eat a Bag o' Dicks.

Just add the ".com" and you're set. For reals, yo'.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 07:55 AM (cbMSM)

184 177 A horribly shitty deal with Iran.........and he still can't get it done.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 07:54 AM (cbMSM)

I am praying France - FRANCE! - puts the kibosh on this at the UN.

The West Wing will wind up looking like parts of Detroit post-Halloween.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:56 AM (St6BJ)

185 With those skinny pins he probably isn't kicking any doors in.

That prancing ponce? Bo's doggy door. Maybe.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 07:56 AM (7/YOc)

186 "Reports coming in on the crashed German flight in the Alps."

Mis-programmed their approach?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 07:57 AM (cbMSM)

187 Remember those pictures of him pumping iron?2 pound weights.

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2015 07:57 AM (KETbL)

188 Oh, you should go just to point and laugh, Little Miss Spellcheck. I'm sure there will be entertainment value in her drivel.

Posted by: no good deed at March 24, 2015 07:57 AM (ZKGnj)

189 >>>181 Oh, and in other bad news: Samantha Power is the featured speaker at our commencement. I'm strongly tempted to attend my own school's smaller ceremony and skip the Uni-wide event. Except our speaker will no doubt be an Obamacare cultist.

Yeah. When I graduated our speaker was Madeline Albright. She sucked.

Posted by: Lea at March 24, 2015 07:57 AM (vmMMi)

190 183 Just add the ".com" and you're set. For reals, yo'.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 07:55 AM (cbMSM)

I used to see all sorts of street performers and other panhandles at the Santa Monica Promenade, but one bum's sign made me double over in hysterics.

"ABSOLUTELY NO TALENT WHATSOEVER - -

.com"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:58 AM (St6BJ)

191 132 I'm trying to type up a post about a local high school that changed it's Redskins nickname against the wishes of the student body, but I'm just so damned sick and tired of this relentless PC bullshit, I can't even work up the effort any more.
Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 07:38 AM (7ObY1)

The Dems in the state house here in Colorado are working on a bill that would require high school mascots to meet with the approval of a panel of nine Indians, or have the schools face a fine of $25,000 a month.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 24, 2015 07:58 AM (yxw0r)

192 "I am praying France - FRANCE!"

God help us. The French.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 07:58 AM (cbMSM)

193 75 Geeze. Morning news is talking about Angelina Jolie having her ovaries & fallopian tubes taken out because her genetic test told her she has a high risk for cancer. This 2 years after she had her boobs chopped off for the same reason.
That woman is going to run out of parts to get removed soon.

Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 07:11 AM (Kh7z6)
***
Do you think she'd be willing to do a trade? Pity the boobs are off the table at this point.

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at March 24, 2015 07:58 AM (3F6F8)

194 75 Geeze. Morning news is talking about Angelina Jolie having her ovaries & fallopian tubes taken out because her genetic test told her she has a high risk for cancer. This 2 years after she had her boobs chopped off for the same reason.
That woman is going to run out of parts to get removed soon.

Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 07:11 AM (Kh7z6)
***
Do you think she'd be willing to do a trade? Pity the boobs are off the table at this point.

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at March 24, 2015 07:58 AM (3F6F8)

195 Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 24, 2015 07:50 AM (BZAd3)

I think Obama's let the Peace Prize goes to his head, and honestly believes he'll make some kind of great diplomatic breakthrough with Iran. I really don't get it, it's obvious that they're doing the same thing that North Korea did, which is just to keep the idiot diplomats talking while they keep working.

The same thing will happen again, and we'll have another long-term enemy that we can't do anything about without causing a nuclear war.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 24, 2015 07:58 AM (J+mig)

196 Twitchy picking up on the Israel spying on Iran talks story.

Obama isn't a pissed off at the spying as he is pissed off at who saw the intelligence - congress.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 24, 2015 07:58 AM (BZAd3)

197 Next up, the administration adopts the Helen Thomas Solution -- Hey, let's ship all the Jews back to Germany and give all their lands to the Palis.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2015 07:58 AM (E+4r+)

198 " If you happed along two progs drowning, and you only had one flotation device, which closet would you re-arrange?"
First, throw them an anvil to hold on to, so they don't drift out of reach.

Then immediately attempt to report the situation by calling ComCast customer support, to report it.
And send the Coast Guard a postcard through the USPS to alert them as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2015 07:59 AM (F1jFR)

199 I think Ace is going through the stages... Anger and Denial right now...

Acceptance, albeit grudging, will rear its head eventually. I suspect the middle stages are gonna get a little heated.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 24, 2015 07:59 AM (xQX/f)

200 I think if I as genetically mutated for ovarian cancer, my yearly blood tests showed concerning markers, I was done having children and I had watched my mother suffer and die from it, I'd make the same decision.

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 24, 2015 07:59 AM (5/lDN)

201 181 Oh, and in other bad news: Samantha Power is the featured speaker at our commencement. I'm strongly tempted to attend my own school's smaller ceremony and skip the Uni-wide event. Except our speaker will no doubt be an Obamacare cultist.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 24, 2015 07:55 AM (4pyhg)

Big sign to hold up "TELL CASS I TESTED +"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 08:00 AM (St6BJ)

202

Angelina Jolie gets her ovaries removed. Hey, isn't that the plot of that movie "Leviathan" on the ONT?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 08:01 AM (St6BJ)

203 200 yeah, I see the reason to do it, specially if the docs are urging it.
Which is why I'm glad I don't have the money to get genetic testing.

Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 08:02 AM (MTldQ)

204 Dear god, that first sentence was atrocious. More caffeine needed.

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 24, 2015 08:02 AM (5/lDN)

205 "Mis-programmed their approach? "

Doesn't seem to be developing that way.
And a report of debris on ground about 10km before impact site.

Possibly shedding parts in flight.

Some reports conflicting with each other.
24hr rule may be a good idea for forming idea of cause.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2015 08:02 AM (F1jFR)

206 "I think Ace is going through the stages... Anger and Denial right now..."

It's not that hard with the GOPe. Boehner and McConnell make hating them very easy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 08:02 AM (cbMSM)

207 Oh, and speaking of Philly, multiple murder crimes that happened to include a gun this weekend, and one CCW holder prevented several more by taking out a bad guy holding a barber shop full of hostages.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 24, 2015 08:02 AM (4pyhg)

208 The same thing will happen again, and we'll have another long-term enemy that we can't do anything about without causing a nuclear war.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 24, 2015 07:58 AM (J+mig)

In my heart I believe that Obama's main goal in his presidency, has been to raise up the status of the Muslim world in the eyes of the rest of the world. I think that it pained him to see the Muslim world as generally stuck in the 7th century and that the reason for the lack of progress of Muslims had nothing to do with Islam, but had everything to do with oppression of Islam on the part of the Christian world.

My idiotic opinion, but that's what I believe.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 24, 2015 08:03 AM (BZAd3)

209 I'd make the same decision."

Your call. Trotting it out on the national news 24/7 for several days while shouting "science", though? No.

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 24, 2015 08:03 AM (KnbYp)

210 The Dems in the state house here in Colorado are working on a bill that would require high school mascots to meet with the approval of a panel of nine Indians, or have the schools face a fine of $25,000 a month.

Slot Machine High, Craps High, Roulette High, 3 Card Monte Technical High, Blackjack High.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 08:03 AM (7/YOc)

211 The size and scope of the underground economy in this country would surprise the vast majority here...

Word.

Years ago I worked in a ghetto area and was astounded at the insular, off-the-books economy around there. Drove a co-worker home from work once and he asked me to stop real quick so he could grab dinner. We pulled up in front of somebody's house. Folks were leaving carrying Styrofoam take-out containers. He went in and came out with one.

I said "Um, what kind of restaurant is this? It looks like somebody's house."

"It's not a restaurant," he replies. "she just cook."

Same guy told me he had a second job as a plumber. "You have a plumber's license?" I asked

"Nah. Ghetto plumbers mostly fish socks and shit out of toilets. You wouldn't believe what people be throwin' in toilets 'round here. I charge 'em ten bucks"

That's the ghetto economy in a nutshell.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 08:03 AM (7ObY1)

212 "And a report of debris on ground about 10km before impact site."

Ooof.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 08:04 AM (cbMSM)

213 Time to attempt to work. Attempt.

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 24, 2015 08:04 AM (5/lDN)

214 I didn't know Cruz was running for Predident until I saw it on the news this morning

Posted by: Barky o'Bama at March 24, 2015 08:04 AM (D5b+A)

215 My idiotic opinion, but that's what I believe.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 24, 2015 08:03 AM (BZAd3)

I don't think it's idiotic, and perhaps we're both right to some degree. He could be trying to raise the Muslim World's stature -and- trying to live the myth he's created for himself all at once.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 24, 2015 08:05 AM (J+mig)

216 My idiotic opinion, but that's what I believe."

Well, clearly you haven't been reading enough "Obama isn't reeeealy a muslim" twaddle.
Or something.

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 24, 2015 08:05 AM (KnbYp)

217 213 Time to attempt to work. Attempt.
Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 24, 2015 08:04 AM (5/lDN)

Good luck, and may the caffeine be with you.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 24, 2015 08:05 AM (J+mig)

218 Does anyone doubt, at this point, that Shit Midas has ties to the Muzzie world?

Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 08:06 AM (EEJSD)

219 Nice resume on Ted Cruz at Reaganite Republican.

"Impressive. ... Described as a 'superb' constitutional lawyer, the man's considerable skills and laser-like focus were on display for all when he took oily reptile Eric Holder by the neck and made him
answer the damn question. ..."

http://bit.ly/Cruz-exp

Posted by: mindful webworker - cruzin' at March 24, 2015 08:06 AM (ATv6t)

220 "My idiotic opinion, but that's what I believe."

As good an explanation as any.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 08:07 AM (cbMSM)

221 211 Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 08:03 AM (7ObY1)

Eric Garner and "loosies" writ large. Tip of the iceberg.

Or, in the words of War "The World Is a Ghetto."

For the record, the word "ghetto" is Italian, meaning the area that the Jews were forced to live in.

Referring to Democrat slums as ghettos is an insult to the meaning and memory of its residents.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 08:07 AM (St6BJ)

222 Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 24, 2015 08:02 AM (5/lDN)

You have the gene for tortured syntax.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2015 08:07 AM (Zu3d9)

223 Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 08:06 AM (EEJSD)

That's a known known, one of his half brothers has ties to the Muslim Brotherhood. I think that was in 2016, IIRC.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 24, 2015 08:07 AM (J+mig)

224 "Years ago I worked in a ghetto area and was astounded at the insular, off-the-books economy around there"

Head down Old Centreville Road towards Manassas early in the AM or late afternoons - esp. in nicer weather.
If your espanol is decent and skin color a bit ruddy, you'd be amazed at what's for sale...

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 24, 2015 08:08 AM (KnbYp)

225 218 Does anyone doubt, at this point, that Shit Midas has ties to the Muzzie world?
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 08:06 AM (EEJSD)

Ties to it? Part of it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 08:08 AM (St6BJ)

226 I haven't yet seen or heard one of the head-exploding Proggies articulate exactly WHY they are so anti-Ted Cruz.

ALL I'm hearing are personal insults and ad-hominem attacks.

Tingles is reduced to sputtering about McCarthy!!!!1!eleventy!!!1! yet again.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 08:08 AM (7ObY1)

227 You have the gene for tortured syntax.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2015 08:07 AM (Zu3d9)

Oh hush, you.

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 24, 2015 08:09 AM (5/lDN)

228 Does anyone doubt, at this point, that Shit Midas has ties to the Muzzie world"

You left out his middle name....

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 24, 2015 08:09 AM (KnbYp)

229 >>>>OBVIOUSLY, Gaylord wanted a secret deal. There's not another person on Earth that thinks he's going to do anything but give them everything they want.
.
.
.
.Obama is desperate for any kind of deal for his legacy. He kind of sort of had one with China on Carbon Caps and stuff, but China reneged the day after they signed it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 24, 2015 08:09 AM (4oSLk)

230 For the record, the word "ghetto" is Italian, meaning the area that the Jews were forced to live in.

Point taken, but I was using the guy's own word.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 08:09 AM (7ObY1)

231 @218

Heh. No. He's Muzz'. Loves Muzz.' And hates the West.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 08:10 AM (cbMSM)

232
Another Airbus goes down. That really is a shitbox deathtrap of a company. Not just government airlines but 4 governments' airlines - all socialist.

The Brewster Aviation of the modern era.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 08:10 AM (St6BJ)

233 " If you happed along two progs drowning, and you only had one flotation device, which closet would you re-arrange?"

First, throw them an anvil to hold on to, so they don't drift out of reach.

Then immediately attempt to report the situation by calling ComCast customer support, to report it.
And send the Coast Guard a postcard through the USPS to alert them as well.

Correct answer: Page out of Alinsky's playbook.

Freeze the target. Ridicule. Point, laugh.

And have a great day.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 08:10 AM (7/YOc)

234 230 For the record, the word "ghetto" is Italian, meaning the area that the Jews were forced to live in.

Point taken, but I was using the guy's own word.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 08:09 AM (7ObY1)

Not aimed at you. Just aimed at the schvartzir'm who bastardize it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 08:10 AM (St6BJ)

235
OBVIOUSLY, Gaylord wanted a secret deal. There's not another person on
Earth that thinks he's going to do anything but give them everything
they want.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 07:49 AM (MMC8r)

I wonder if the problem is that TFG wants to give them everything but keep face as being the relevant one that nothing can be done without, and the Iranians know this and want to both humiliate America profoundly and show that they don't need our permission to do shjt.
I get the feeling that if the Iranians could build one now they'd kidnap Kerry and his whole party and detonate a nuke in the Gulf of Mexico just to show us.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2015 08:11 AM (t//F+)

236
Frank Conniff FrankConniff*

A few words on Ted Cruz throwing his asshat into the ring

*TV's "Frank" from MST3K. The least talented member of the cast -- and that includes Gypsy.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 24, 2015 08:11 AM (kdS6q)

237 233 Correct answer: Page out of Alinsky's playbook.

Freeze the target. Ridicule. Point, laugh.

And have a great day.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 08:10 AM (7/YOc)

And toss an anvil.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 08:11 AM (St6BJ)

238 ALL I'm hearing are personal insults and ad-hominem attacks.

Tingles is reduced to sputtering about McCarthy!!!!1!eleventy!!!1! yet again.
Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 08:08 AM (7ObY1)

They can't articulate it because it's an irrational hatred. He's the face of the enemy and gets the 2 minute hate.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 24, 2015 08:11 AM (J+mig)

239 236 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 24, 2015 08:11 AM (kdS6q)

I read that as Frank Goniff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 08:12 AM (St6BJ)

240 Whether you call it 'hastening the Caliphate' or simply trying to set up a regional super-power in the ME, Obama's fetish for the Muslim world is undeniable.

Toppling secular regimes (even allies) to hand them over to the Muslim Brotherhood while propping up Iran pretty much shows the table he's trying to set.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at March 24, 2015 08:12 AM (MMC8r)

241
*TV's "Frank" from MST3K. The least talented member of the cast

Frank's a venomous lefty.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 08:12 AM (MMC8r)

242 238 They can't articulate it because it's an irrational hatred. He's the face of the enemy and gets the 2 minute hate.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 24, 2015 08:11 AM (J+mig)

If you add 8 years to the next two, it will be the longest "2 minutes" in history.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 08:12 AM (St6BJ)

243 240 Posted by: Andi Sullivan at March 24, 2015 08:12 AM (MMC8r)

His spitting on the Iranian people during the Green Uprising in '09 looms ever larger.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 08:14 AM (St6BJ)

244 Obama is desperate for any kind of deal for his legacy.

I think he just wants to kick the can down the road until the buzzer sounds and Chopper One takes off with him and Mooch.

In my opinion the only solution is military.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 24, 2015 08:14 AM (xQX/f)

245 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 08:12 AM (St6BJ)

I suspect that if Cruz got elected, a lot of them would simply wig out, lose their shit, and no longer be able to function at all.

Which is precisely why we need to elect him.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 24, 2015 08:14 AM (J+mig)

246 ...or as NPR says, "white hispanic" Ted Cruz is running for president.
So, you know, not really hispanic, you guys.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 08:16 AM (V+8gv)

247 For a palate cleanser try the Bald Eagle cam:

http://tinyurl.com/merspua

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 24, 2015 08:17 AM (RcpcZ)

248 ...or as NPR says, "white hispanic" Ted Cruz is running for president.
So, you know, not really hispanic, you guys.

An 'Uncle Tomas.'

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 08:18 AM (MMC8r)

249 I'm thinking of getting my asshole removed, just in case.

Posted by: freaked at March 24, 2015 08:18 AM (mOJT1)

250 I would imagine that the overeducated Asian family friend's head exploded sometime yesterday, after attempting to process Cruz's speech.

Although, to her credit, she now looks at Hillary in much the same way that I do.
And when it comes to Obama, her 23 year old son has sometimes said when talking politics:
Mom, you just don't get to pick and chose those parts of the Constitution that you like, and ignore the rest.

Good kid.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2015 08:18 AM (F1jFR)

251 His spitting on the Iranian people during the Green Uprising in '09 looms ever larger.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 08:14 AM (St6BJ)

So many outrages it's hard to remember them all, even with the images of Basij brutality seared into the mind. If Obama was deliberately trying to torpedo the US, erode its international standing, shred the economy, and cause internal divisions, he could have done no better job than he already has, short of taking an action that would bring the situation to an immediate head (such as trying to declare himself Emperor or have a blatantly inhumane order issued to the troops.)

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 24, 2015 08:19 AM (J+mig)

252 246 ...or as NPR says, "white hispanic" Ted Cruz is running for president.
So, you know, not really hispanic, you guys.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 08:16 AM (V+8gv)

That would make Dear Leader a "white black," yes?

They didn't actually go there, did they?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 24, 2015 08:19 AM (yxw0r)

253 Every time I go to WZ it says it is offline???

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at March 24, 2015 08:19 AM (R8hU8)

254 Meme: Lefties only like hispanics picking fruit and mowing lawns, not running for President.

Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 08:20 AM (bjBcs)

255
That would make Dear Leader a "white black," yes?

They like the 'one drop' rule when it suits their purposes.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 08:21 AM (MMC8r)

256 >>" If you happed along two progs drowning, and you only had one flotation device, which closet would you re-arrange?"

Oh, I know this one! I'd make a BLT.
Wait, that was the answer to the question of if it were Barack and Michelle drowning what sammich would I make....um, well, still want a BLT, so....

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 08:21 AM (V+8gv)

257 254 Meme: Lefties only like hispanics picking fruit and mowing lawns, not running for President.
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 08:20 AM (bjBcs)

Make it and spread it.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 24, 2015 08:21 AM (J+mig)

258 Meme: Lefties only like hispanics picking fruit and mowing lawns, not running for President.

Word.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 08:21 AM (7/YOc)

259 WS up for me.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 08:21 AM (MMC8r)

260 Nood dump

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 24, 2015 08:21 AM (xQX/f)

261 Da dump

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 08:21 AM (wlDny)

262 Oh, I know this one! I'd make a BLT.
Wait, that was the answer to the question of if it were Barack and Michelle drowning what sammich would I make....um, well, still want a BLT, so....
Posted by: Lizzy

Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 08:23 AM (7/YOc)

263 Cruz' family are the worst of the worst for the American prog.

They denied that Cuban realization of Marxist/Socialist thought is the greatest good for the greatest number, and for that crime no level of retribution is sufficient.

They denied that athiesm is the only approach to modern life, and for that there is total justification to destroy Ted personally

Ted supports the Constitution and the rule of law, and for that crime he and his supporters must be wiped out.

So prepare for a bumpy ride.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2015 08:23 AM (t//F+)

264 105 I think you're focusing in on the micro. In the grand scheme of things, the two share almost identical goals. Utopia on earth, uniformity of thought and blind obedience to the state.

But I do agree that after they finish off civilization, it will be fun to watch them turn on each other.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2015 07:27 AM (St6BJ)
***
I agree, but those micro differences, to some extent arbitrary (such as how to regard gender or race) determines who controls the oligarchy. And so I expect both groups will hang on like grim death to those levers of power.

Suggested new 'M': Moochelle's malnutritional meal martinets.

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at March 24, 2015 08:23 AM (cIoI4)

265 >> Why stop at $20/hr?

The number has to be low enough that jr. reporters at nyt, and other progressives can still look down on people that make that wage.

There has to be daylight between the classes so that people know who is important.

Pay them much more, and they may start buying prius's and moving into good neighborhoods.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 24, 2015 08:25 AM (LWu6U)

266 Yup and the knives are already coming out for him, from the Democrats and the Republicans.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 24, 2015 02:22 PM (pWzW/)

267 Better link for Iran nuclear negotiations. Go to YouTube and watch Abbot and Costello's "Two Tens for a Five".

Posted by: OCBill at March 24, 2015 04:42 PM (YJvVE)

268 O.M.G. - Tailgunner Ted's been trapped in an inner circle of the Inferno: http://tinyurl.com/omp3rop

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