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Ayatollah Khamenei Tells Fellow Maniacs "Death to America" While John Kerry Tells America to Not Waste Its "Historic Opportunity" To Strike a Deal With This Towering Statesman

This would be funny, if you saw it in a Sasha Baron Cohen movie.

Iran's Supreme leader Ali Khamenei called for "Death to America" on Saturday, a day after President Barack Obama appealed to Iran to seize a “historic opportunity" for a nuclear deal and a better future, and as US Secretary of State John Kerry claimed substantial progress toward an accord.

"Ali" is the diminutive, familiar form "Ayatollah," usually used by family members or close friends.*

Khamenei told a crowd in Tehran that Iran would not capitulate to Western demands. When the crowd started shouting, "Death to America," the ayatollah responded: "Of course yes, death to America, because America is the original source of this pressure.


"They insist on putting pressure on our dear people's economy," he said, referring to economic sanctions aimed at halting Iran's nuclear program. "What is their goal? Their goal is to put the people against the system," he said. "The politics of America is to create insecurity," he added, referring both to US pressure on Iran and elsewhere in the region.

Of course, Death to America, indeed. Sort of like "gesundheit" after a sneeze.

Khamenei also wants you to know that Iran will remain an implacable enemy of the United States.

...

But Khamenei warned against expectations that even a done deal would mend the more than three-decade freeze between the two nations in place since the Iranian revolution and siege of the American Embassy, proclaiming that Washington and Tehran remained on opposite sides on most issues.

"Negotiations with America are solely on the nuclear issue and nothing else. Everyone has to know that," Khamenei said.

Here's how bad this deal is: France may scuttle it as "too French."

...

But France, which raised last minute objections to an interim agreement reached with Iran in 2013, could threaten a deal again. It is particularly opposed to providing Iran with quick relief from international sanctions and wants a longer timeframe for restrictions on Iran’s nuclear activity.

"France wants an agreement, but a robust agreement," French Foreign Minister Laurent Fabius told French radio. "That is to say, an accord that really guarantees that Iran can obviously have access to the civil nuclear (program)."

"But to the atomic bomb? No."

France indicated Saturday that it would push for an agreement with Iran that guarantees Tehran cannot build a nuclear bomb in the future, and that it opposed a phased easing of sanctions before an accord is reached.

Now, what did the White House say about this Hostile Rhetoric that threatens to undermine an Important Goal of the Nobel Peace Laureate's agenda?

Remember, the White House has said that it may have to reevaluate its commitments to Israel in light of Netanyahu's statement that a two state solution will not be had under his prime ministership. Netanyahu saying such a Hurtful Thing was enough for Obama to consider throwing Israel to the Al Qaeda-shaped wolves.

So you can imagine that Of course he had tough words for Iran's leader proclaiming "Death to America."


In other words: That was just a guy sayin' what he needed to say to keep his political support. Well, I'm sure the Serial Liar Obama can understand that impulse.

But in that case, I'm a bit confused about his bitterness towards Israel.

Oh wait, no I'm not at all.


* No it's not. I just made that up. I just want to keep you all on you feet. As Michele Obama said, this blog will not permit you to ever be complacent again.

Posted by: Ace at 07:31 PM




Comments

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1 The next two years are going to be really scary!

Posted by: spypeach at March 23, 2015 07:33 PM (/vbEv)

2 Death threats to America by Ayatolla? Heh.. Nope. Never heard of it

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 23, 2015 07:34 PM (84SRe)

3 DEATH TO MURIKA!!!

Now let's talk

Posted by: Hank at March 23, 2015 07:34 PM (/ujVT)

4 Obama is going to inflict as much pain on as he can before he goes.He hates this country.

Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2015 07:35 PM (KETbL)

5 Prager had a fellow on who said it was really hard to make a bomb after you had the materials.

Well, no. Not after taking Physics at the graduate level in the USA.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 23, 2015 07:35 PM (WNERA)

6 Since Obama himself says "Death to America" before every meal of arugula and hummingbird tongues, he understands exactly where the Ayatollah is coming from.

Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2015 07:36 PM (K4YiS)

7 Barack Obama. Liar. Traitor. Waste of skin.

What more is there to say, except to try to determine an appropriate fate for Preznit Historic First? Besides impeachment and life in prison without parole, I mean?

Posted by: acethepug at March 23, 2015 07:37 PM (WK825)

8 Clearly these statements were made as a reaction to the war-monger prime minister in Israel being reelected. With the help of the UN, we will do our upmost, to smooth things out and destroy the state of Israel as is currently exists. Thank you.

Posted by: Bronco Bama at March 23, 2015 07:37 PM (84SRe)

9 So it's just Oki Doki for the Ayatowelhead to say something for internal public audience, but if Netanyahu says a peep that Fredo does not like that is a mortal sin?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2015 07:38 PM (rDqRv)

10 "The Ayatollah just said 'Death to America' for a domestic audience -- just as I do myself when addressing progressives. I say it explicitly in private, and in public I just use this neat dog whistle that Markos Moulitsas sent me. Works great! All I have to do is say certain code words, and one audience hears "Death to America" while the other one hears 'Fuck you, rednecks.'"

Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2015 07:39 PM (K4YiS)

11 I can't get over how the Obama regime just inundates us with evil new regulations, lies, mandates; all with scorn and condescension.

I truly look at the daily destruction of our country and am lost to how we will survive 2 more years.

We are negotiating with Iran-an axis of evil.

Posted by: bossy barbara at March 23, 2015 07:39 PM (vPh3W)

12 "Ali" is the diminutive, familiar form "Ayatollah," usually used by family members or close friends.*
-------------------------
I'm not going to make the "Since ace is a democrat now" joke that came to mind...
Nope. Not gonna do it.
Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 23, 2015 07:39 PM (//uTY)

13 WH: They're lying to their own people, but not to US.



Can anyone tell me John Kerry's great success as a diplomat?

If I'm not mistaken, it was selling out his own country, but that was back when he was still an amateur...

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 23, 2015 07:40 PM (MMC8r)

14 Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1979!

Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2015 07:40 PM (K4YiS)

15 This is beyond mockery.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 07:40 PM (3HxZe)

16 "Prager had a fellow on who said it was really hard to make a bomb after you had the materials."

Technologically ignorant bullshit.

There have been occasional failures or 'fizzle yields' of thermonuclear warheads, i.e., fusion bombs with fission triggers.

Since 1945, every known test of a fission device has worked on the first try.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 23, 2015 07:40 PM (noWW6)

17 Let's see the inspection regime that would provide any confidence for such an agreement. There is no history of any inspection regime defeating an attempt at evasion. But this crew, dealing with Iran, will somehow create one?

Uh huh.

Not that any of that matters. We as a country are so far into unrecognizably bad and risky territory - on all fronts - that this is now the daily norm.

And no relief in sight.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2015 07:40 PM (afQnV)

18 7 That reminds me of this song.

http://youtu.be/_bzQOKQAnBc

Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2015 07:41 PM (KETbL)

19 hmm support a healthy democratic society in israel or a backward genocidal theocracy in iran...

this preznintin iz hard!

Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 07:41 PM (g/zj9)

20 It's like some bad SNL skit.
This is an old MadTV skit, but it captures Iran's sentiments:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS4v_kj9rw4

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 07:41 PM (V+8gv)

21 Obama has no legacy apart from the hated ObamaCare. He desperately wanted a "final solution" to the Israeli-Palimonster conflict, and Netanyahu's re-election scuttled that. Hence the hatred toward Netanyahu--he's denying Obama's legacy.

Imagine the (honest) history books. "The first black president accomplished nothing of value." Obama sure doesn't want that.

Posted by: Null at March 23, 2015 07:41 PM (xjpRj)

22 But wait, here's comes Secretariat Kerry. What's that he's waving in his hand?

"I have here a promise from the Ayatollah not to invade Czechslovakia not to build a nuke before October!"

Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2015 07:42 PM (K4YiS)

23 WH: "Death to America"= Free Speech, "I will defend my country from foreign aggression"= Burn the witch!

Posted by: Damiano at March 23, 2015 07:42 PM (AEQXb)

24 Obama -- the Manichean Candidate!

Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2015 07:43 PM (K4YiS)

25
Over the weekend Iran delivered a shipload of $500 million? in weapons for the Yemeni rebels to use against the U.S. allied govt. no biggie. Just add it to what we left for them to seize.

Posted by: Justamom at March 23, 2015 07:43 PM (qq0xb)

26 These people are insane. There's no other word for it. The mental construct they live in is completely unmoored from reality.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 07:43 PM (3HxZe)

27 "Intended for a domestic audience"

*headdesk*
Remember - this is the audience Obama addressed just a day or two earlier wishing them a happy new year and a strong bond between our two countries.
It's almost like Obama wants to get humiliated.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 07:44 PM (V+8gv)

28 "I truly look at the daily destruction of our country and am lost to how we will survive 2 more years."

Down to 22 months now. Clock isn't running any more slowly.

Note also that when other Democrats really start running for President as declared candidates, Obama is going to come under a whole lot of intraparty pressure to sit back and be quiet, lest he do things that reflect badly on the 2016 Democratic field.

This isn't to say that it's going to be a piece of cake between now and January of 2017, but what we all really need to focus on is the absolutely central importance of making sure that Obama is not followed by another Democrat, or by a RINO Republican.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 23, 2015 07:44 PM (noWW6)

29 Don't worry, this will all end for the best!*

*in the sense that Little Round Top worked out for Custer.**

**Well, Whitey had to be punished.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 23, 2015 07:44 PM (Gosad)

30 Fundamental change mo fo's

Posted by: Bronco Bama at March 23, 2015 07:44 PM (84SRe)

31 Null, not true. The first (half) black President accomplished LOTS!

We have record low labor participation rates.

We have record increases in the National Debt and the Deficit.

We have a record rolling-back of race relations unparalleled in American History.

Barack Obama has accomplished quite a bit of value -- just not to the country he allegedly leads ...

Posted by: acethepug at March 23, 2015 07:44 PM (WK825)

32
"We cannot simply pretend that these comments were never made," McDonough said.

obama aide dennis mcdonough speaking about bibi netanyahu's remark about rejecting a two state solution

Posted by: kj at March 23, 2015 07:45 PM (lKyWE)

33 'Mein Kampf' was for a domestic audience, too.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 23, 2015 07:45 PM (MMC8r)

34 I'm convinced that the reason Obama is so harsh towards Netanyahu is because Bibi told him in private that if Obama didn't have the sack to take out Iran he would. Obama can make any deal he wants but Israel will do what it has to do to survive.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2015 07:45 PM (g1DWB)

35
Again- look at the article on Brennan at Conservative Treehouse. I wish I could link it.

Posted by: Justamom at March 23, 2015 07:46 PM (qq0xb)

36 I was going to negotiate the sale of my company. I'm thinking this John Kerry would be the guy to be my man. Heckuva job Johnny, heckuva a job.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at March 23, 2015 07:46 PM (WGm5T)

37 33 'Mein Kampf' was for a domestic audience, too.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 23, 2015 07:45 PM (MMC8r)

Thread winner. Take your ticket and report to the claims window.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 07:47 PM (3HxZe)

38 So...when Israel and the US are simultaneously bombed by Iran, no one will be more surprised than Obama.


Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 07:47 PM (V+8gv)

39 If these idiots actually conclude an "agreement", just imagine the repercussions in the region.

I don't think Israel can let itself be boxed in by this. They will have to act. And they will have the support of almost all Arab countries in doing so (probably tacit practical support in some cases, and off-record verbal support).

Versus the "west". Russian reaction? Chinese reaction? Hmmm.

Depending on the derangement of the US response, we might see some realignments of the sort we haven't seen in decades.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2015 07:47 PM (afQnV)

40 It's like an alternate ending to Team America. This time F.A.G. wins the day! Arec Bawwin has convinced the world leaders that WE are the terrorists.

In the famous D*cks, P*ssies, and A**holes speech, it turns out America is the P*ssy.

Get ready, America, the Ayatollah's D*ck is headed for your A**hole. F**k yeah!

(Too many asterisks? F**k you, I do what I want!)

Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2015 07:47 PM (Dj0WE)

41 Needed: trigger warnings when Bibi speaks. Barry is OPPRESSED by the voterarchy!

Posted by: Hal Dall, MD at March 23, 2015 07:48 PM (kgdQ8)

42 Jeebus turban-wearing Cripes. So, should we dust off the ol' Doomsday Clock or what?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2015 07:48 PM (mx5oN)

43 So...when Israel and the US are simultaneously bombed by Iran, no one will be more surprised than Obama.




Posted by: Lizzy

He'll find out about it in the press the next day.

Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2015 07:48 PM (8ikIW)

44 Also--what does it say that the Surrender Monkeys ("French" for the DC Ivy Leaguers) are taking the hard line compared to SCOAMT?

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 23, 2015 07:48 PM (Gosad)

45 historic first black prez bankrupt US.

Posted by: seamrog at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (rhMKr)

46 So, basically, they're saying that they should continue to negotiate a deal with Iran, despite Iran calling for our destruction, because the Iranian government are just liars.

Also, the very, *VERY* first thing any "journalist" should have said in response was "well, what part of what you've told *us* is just for a domestic political audience?"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (bLnSU)

47 "Again- look at the article on Brennan at Conservative Treehouse."

I read someone else opining that Brennan had his head up his ass.

I noted in response that the problem with Brennan's head is not that it's up his ass. That would be a manageable problem. The problem with Brennan's head is that, several times a day, his forehead is pressed against a prayer rug facing Mecca.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (noWW6)

48 Remember back in 2008 when Obama said he'd negotiate with anyone without preconditions... and everyone (except for folks here and the like-minded minority) praised him for it and said it was not an indicator of inexperience or ineptitude?

Yeah... about that.

Posted by: Damiano at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (AEQXb)

49 Kerry is determined to get a deal at any cost, which means that the deal is going to suck for us, of course.
Would you walk in to a car dealership and say "What's it gonna take for me to buy a car today?"
Idiocy.

Posted by: Thor's feather duster at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (JgC5a)

50 OMG, it is dawning on me that Obama REALLY does think that life is like House of Cards.

Ayatollah is like the Putin pres in the show, who [SPOILER ALERT] personally liked gays and doesn't give a fig about them, but has to jail gay dissidents because it is what the people demand.

They actually believe the Ayatollah is saying this jut to appeal to the dumb plebes. They don't realize he actually, 100% hates America too.

This is like Onion level ridiculousness. Jane, get me off this crazy thing!

Posted by: LizLem at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (yRwC8)

51 26 These people are insane. There's no other word for it. The mental construct they live in is completely unmoored from reality.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 07:43 PM (3HxZe)



There is another word for it: Evil.

Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

52 Simple, really.
The Obama policy is also "Death to America".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (go6ud)

53 'Mein Kampf' was for a domestic audience, too.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 23, 2015 07:45 PM (MMC8r)


Oh goodie! A meme...


Here we go: Das Kapital? Domestic audience (which it kinda sorta WAS supposed to be).

Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (Dj0WE)

54 deep down I bet jarrett and obama believe khameini is a rational actor every bit as cynical and driven as they are

they're wrong

and kerry is a clueless douche

Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (g/zj9)

55 Co-religionists of ubama.

Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (go5uR)

56 That guy Obama really doesn't like Jews.

Posted by: BuckIV at March 23, 2015 07:50 PM (CLfqv)

57 Look the west is going to be happy coming out of this deal with Obama and Kerry only giving Iran the plans to a fission bomb and not a fusion one.

OAN,
Obama has made all of our land based missiles single weapon ones. No more MIRVs or MARVs for us because it just isn't fair.

Good times...top men...Obama is a SCOAMT!!

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at March 23, 2015 07:50 PM (WGm5T)

58 45 historic last prez bankrupt US.
Posted by: seamrog at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (rhMKr)

FIFY

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 07:50 PM (3HxZe)

59 Still good

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?feature=player_embedded
&v=UazjjYbsKns

Posted by: DaveA at March 23, 2015 07:50 PM (DL2i+)

60 I don't normally comment here, but ... Allah be praised. .. and we're working on it.

Posted by: John Brennan at March 23, 2015 07:50 PM (84SRe)

61 I'm beginning to wonder just how emotionally healthy it is for us to spend our days on the knife edge between spluttering rage and abject resignation.

Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2015 07:50 PM (K4YiS)

62 53 'Mein Kampf' was for a domestic audience, too.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 23, 2015 07:45 PM (MMC8r)


Oh goodie! A meme...


Here we go: Das Kapital? Domestic audience (which it kinda sorta WAS supposed to be).
Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (Dj0WE)

Mao's Little Red Book.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2015 07:50 PM (mx5oN)

63 The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2015 07:51 PM (mx5oN)

64 it helps with Obama if your not real jewy.

Posted by: Benedict Arnold CEO at March 23, 2015 07:51 PM (n5fTN)

65 Just kidding about that "we will bury you" nonsense, America.

I was talking to the folks back home.

Posted by: Zombie Khrushchev at March 23, 2015 07:51 PM (Dj0WE)

66 61 I'm beginning to wonder just how emotionally healthy it is for us to spend our days on the knife edge between spluttering rage and abject resignation.
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2015 07:50 PM (K4YiS)

Healthier than it would be to just ignore reality and wait for the trains to Hillary Fun Camp to arrive, but it can't be good.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 07:51 PM (3HxZe)

67 61 I'm beginning to wonder just how emotionally healthy it is for us to spend our days on the knife edge between spluttering rage and abject resignation.
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2015 07:50 PM (K4YiS)


Damn good question. It is good for Jim Beam and val-u-rite. I'm pouring now can I offer you a glass?

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 23, 2015 07:52 PM (WNERA)

68 David Burge @iowahawkblog 5m
OK, looks like @SteveSGoddard's account is restored. Now for a multi-tweet rant. If you don't want to read, unfollow me for 15 minutes.

Twitter has 3 buttons for dealing with unpleasant accounts. "Unfollow" is for people you once enjoyed reading, but no longer. /1

"Block" is for people who are so unpleasant, you can't even stand to read someone else's retweets of their tweets. /2

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2015 07:53 PM (JBzwC)

69 >>I'm beginning to wonder just how emotionally healthy it is for us to spend our days on the knife edge between spluttering rage and abject resignation.

Not.

I took a couple week break and went and killed fish in the glorious sunshine. I feel much better for it.

I suspect a couple more threads will put me right back in the spin cycle.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2015 07:53 PM (g1DWB)

70 Totally OT from the sidebar: Zero Gravity Cocktail Glass

So is like a sippy glass but for adults? Sign me up! Liquids are hard sometimes, and I don't even drink alcohol.

Posted by: LizLem at March 23, 2015 07:53 PM (yRwC8)

71 Totally OT from the sidebar: Zero Gravity Cocktail Glass

So is like a sippy glass but for adults? Sign me up! Liquids are hard sometimes, and I don't even drink alcohol.

Posted by: LizLem at March 23, 2015 07:53 PM (yRwC8)

72 Really guys, the Koran was for a domestic audience.

The nine year old girls really really dug it.

Posted by: The First Mo at March 23, 2015 07:53 PM (Dj0WE)

73 I'm beginning to wonder just how emotionally healthy it is for us to spend our days on the knife edge between spluttering rage and abject resignation.

*waves*

Hi!

Posted by: The Reluctant Survivalist at March 23, 2015 07:53 PM (yl/WE)

74 I'm beginning to wonder just how emotionally healthy
it is for us to spend our days on the knife edge between spluttering
rage and abject resignation.

Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2015 07:50 PM (K4YiS)
It's terrible. So's blindly sailing along into the pit, not knowing what's happening anywhere but on your favorite TV show. Kind of just sucks no matter how you go about it. I guess it comes down to whether you want to know about SMOD or not.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 23, 2015 07:54 PM (bLnSU)

75 7--What more is there to say, except to try to determine an appropriate fate for Preznit Historic First? Besides impeachment and life in prison without parole, I mean?


Banished to Uganda perhaps, or Iran?

Posted by: great big Banana Republic at March 23, 2015 07:54 PM (+kznc)

76 And then in January 2017 we can look forward to the Warren Administration making everything better.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2015 07:54 PM (go6ud)

77 How about this?

Next time some foreign leader starts a "Death to America" chant, we cut off negotiations and send in drone strikes.

Mostly send in drone strikes.

Posted by: Damiano at March 23, 2015 07:55 PM (AEQXb)

78 Killing babies?

Dude, domestic audience!

Posted by: The Khmer Rouge at March 23, 2015 07:55 PM (yl/WE)

79 Hell Yes, Death to America!!!!

Posted by: John "I'm a Decorated Veteran" Kerry at March 23, 2015 07:55 PM (3oAJY)

80 Seriously folks, the telegram?

DOMESTIC AUDIENCE!

Jeepers...

Posted by: Foreign Sec Arty Zimmermann at March 23, 2015 07:55 PM (Dj0WE)

81 zombie

breaks are good, with gin, and dogs, and the third movement of mahler's fourth, etc

there've been dark days before

Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 07:55 PM (g/zj9)

82 but, but.... THE CRUSADES!!!

Posted by: Yip at March 23, 2015 07:55 PM (84SRe)

83 I decree: "Death to America."

Long live the "USSA."

Posted by: King Barack I at March 23, 2015 07:56 PM (3oAJY)

84 Buy some pots and pans at a swap meet so you won't be banging on your good ones.

Nothing will change but you won't be able to hear the lies.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 23, 2015 07:56 PM (WNERA)

85 I was told there would be Iranian noodity here.

How much for the little boys?

Posted by: Yasser Arafat at March 23, 2015 07:56 PM (76HNm)

86 Sorry, the Killing Fields are for a domestic audience.

Posted by: Pol Pot at March 23, 2015 07:56 PM (MMC8r)

87 76 And then in January 2017 we can look forward to the Warren Administration making everything better.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2015 07:54 PM (go6ud)

If that happens, run while you can. Anywhere but here.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 07:57 PM (3HxZe)

88 33 'Mein Kampf' was for a domestic audience, too.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 23, 2015 07:45 PM (MMC8r)

In many ways, this is the story of Obama. Complete with the Jew hatred.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 23, 2015 07:57 PM (Gosad)

89 Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

You realize that he was referring to Obama et al.

Posted by: Ta-Nehisi Coates at March 23, 2015 07:57 PM (Zu3d9)

90 Yay, French people being on the side of the good guys.

Posted by: m at March 23, 2015 07:57 PM (WIUGG)

91
Madtv: Death to America!

https://youtu.be/Fz7b3igb4yM

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 23, 2015 07:57 PM (kdS6q)

92 Those gas chambers were only intended for a domestic political audience.

Duh.

Posted by: Adolf at March 23, 2015 07:58 PM (yl/WE)

93 The Holodomor? Domestic audience.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2015 07:58 PM (mx5oN)

94 This administration causes me to say, "Is this real life?" every damn day. Actually several times a day.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2015 07:58 PM (A98Xu)

95 So sorry, America. We attack Pearl Harbor to please domestic audience.

Posted by: Admiral Yamamoto at March 23, 2015 07:58 PM (Dj0WE)

96 Wisconsin Voter ID is a-ok...suck it libs! Your tears are delicious

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 23, 2015 07:58 PM (Dth0i)

97 The Iranians are "nuanced" and I fully support John Kerry and my Lord Barack Obama, peace be upon him.

Posted by: John "I Cry a Lot" Boehner at March 23, 2015 07:58 PM (3oAJY)

98 That would never happen here. Our government is good.

Posted by: LIV at March 23, 2015 07:59 PM (WNERA)

99

I just want to be around, when the sky comes tumblin' down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfTqHfV9xEM

Posted by: Brian Setzer at March 23, 2015 07:59 PM (LoIJo)

100 94 This administration causes me to say, "Is this real life?" every damn day. Actually several times a day.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2015 07:58 PM (A98Xu)

I know what you mean. Wherever they live obviously does not resemble the real world in any way, shape, or form.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 08:00 PM (3HxZe)

101 The French are retreating from this deal.

For once, we find a place where French talent is useful and smart.

Posted by: Kristophr at March 23, 2015 08:00 PM (6fIOn)

102 Now, COME ON!

Who out there doesn't get what the Ayatollah was saying?

It's like when you're hangin' wit' yer homies and you have to say something lousy about your wife, even if you don't mean it.

It's all about street cred.

...Of course, if you say "d**th" and "pr*sident" in the same email, you will get a visit from the Secret Service.

But, hey! DEATH TO AMERICA!

Posted by: RKae at March 23, 2015 08:00 PM (WkVlP)

103 Curious, are the throwing of gays off buildings and stoning women and the beheading of infidels also for a political audience?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2015 08:00 PM (A98Xu)

104 wonder if the Ayatollah cautions his listeners not to get up on any high horses (no pun intended, Kerry)

Posted by: the Butcher at March 23, 2015 08:01 PM (fUjxW)

105 but, but.... THE CRUSADES!!!
Posted by: Yip at March 23, 2015 07:55 PM (84SRe)


Which, need we remind you, were conducted to appease the domestic audience.

Posted by: Several of the Louie's at March 23, 2015 08:01 PM (Dj0WE)

106 And in the "you can't make this up" news:Shiite congregants in Sana'a, Yemen were calling for death of Israel and the US when an IS suicide bomber blew up their mosque.

Shame that didn't happen to the Iranians chanting "Death to America!," too.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 08:01 PM (V+8gv)

107 103 Curious, are the throwing of gays off buildings and stoning women and the beheading of infidels also for a political audience?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2015 08:00 PM (A98Xu)


Thank goodness it isn't muzzies doing it.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 23, 2015 08:02 PM (WNERA)

108 103 Curious, are the throwing of gays off buildings and stoning women and the beheading of infidels also for a political audience?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2015 08:00 PM (A98Xu)

Most Favored Minority can abuse Lesser Minorities all it wants without fear of criticism. Because reasons.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 08:02 PM (3HxZe)

109 that jewish supermarket in Paris? the isis beheadings? all that stuff from khameini about launching a first strike against israel?

domestic audience

Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:02 PM (g/zj9)

110 You know who did expect the Spanish Inquisition?

The domestic audience!

Posted by: Torquemada at March 23, 2015 08:03 PM (Dj0WE)

111 Since 1945, every known test of a fission device has worked on the first try.


Posted by: torquewrench at March 23, 2015 07:40 PM (noWW6)


I was under the impression that building the bomb was possible to pretty much any graduate engineering department. The math has been worked out for decades.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 23, 2015 08:03 PM (10ydV)

112 I'm hormonal today and specially hate everyone right now.
Except y'all, dear hordelings and assorted peeps
.

Posted by: @votermom at March 23, 2015 08:04 PM (cbfNE)

113 Oh, just ignore that silly little tea tax.

Domestic audience, and all that tommyrot.

Posted by: George 3 at March 23, 2015 08:05 PM (Dj0WE)

114 >>I'm beginning to wonder just how emotionally healthy
it is for us to spend our days on the knife edge between spluttering
rage and abject resignation.

While it's certainly good to take breaks, what is the alternative?

Blissfully ignorant?
Comfortably numb?
Angry around loved ones?

I suppose some more prayer is in order....

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 08:05 PM (V+8gv)

115
Fuck me, those Iranians are sure a bunch of kidders. "Death to America?" Right! hah ha. "Death to Iran" too! But I kid.

You know what would be hysterical? I'm going to load up an ICBM full of toys and snacks and launch it at Tehran. They will be soooo scared...and then pow! It busts open and there are all these cool gifts inside! Man will they be surprised - I'll bet they end up playing the same trick on us!

Posted by: Obama at March 23, 2015 08:05 PM (/EkKm)

116 106 And in the "you can't make this up" news:Shiite congregants in Sana'a, Yemen were calling for death of Israel and the US when an IS suicide bomber blew up their mosque.

Is it wrong that I find this darkly humorous?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2015 08:05 PM (mx5oN)

117 the madness of king putt.

mixing meta" FORE' s

Posted by: seamrog at March 23, 2015 08:06 PM (rhMKr)

118 "domestic audience"

I love the smell of new euphemisms in the morning!

Posted by: Kilgore at March 23, 2015 08:06 PM (yRwC8)

119 106 And in the "you can't make this up" news:Shiite congregants in Sana'a, Yemen were calling for death of Israel and the US when an IS suicide bomber blew up their mosque.

Shame that didn't happen to the Iranians chanting "Death to America!," too.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 08:01 PM (V+8gv)


That's a heckuva punchline!

Wait, what?

Posted by: President Ted Cruz at March 23, 2015 08:07 PM (oFCZn)

120 Oh, sorry about your little fort there. Domestic audience demanded that I take it.

Posted by: Santa Anna at March 23, 2015 08:08 PM (Dj0WE)

121 >>Is it wrong that I find this darkly humorous?

Makes it harder to feel sympathy for them, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 08:08 PM (V+8gv)

122
Here is a thought - how about the VERY FIRST item on the negotiation agenda - Iranian leaders stop saying "Death to America". Seriously. Before that happens, what is the point of discussing anything else? It would cost them nothing. It is a show of good faith.

The idiot in chief thinks we can "move past" this, but if we can't even agree on that, what point is there to negotiating anything else?

Posted by: Dr lexus at March 23, 2015 08:09 PM (/EkKm)

123 Yankee go home and death to Jews isn't anything new.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 23, 2015 08:09 PM (WNERA)

124 I remember a lot of the sales pitch to get Obama elected twice. Was specifically geared towards his domesticated audience too.

Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 08:10 PM (W2Cji)

125 I can just see next week's WH press conference:

EARNEST--Today the President is proud to announce his newest executive order, the "Domestic Audience Protocol". The first order of business with the new DAP is to renounce all influence on our own laws from statements or policies based on statements intended for domestic audiences only. Therefore, the Ten Commandments are now banned. Adultery is now mandatory, and murder is encouraged so long as it is a straight, white, Christian male. I would also like to note that this Order is retroactive to September 12, 2012, so Hillary, all your lies under oath, well, what difference could it possibly make?

MAJOR GARRETT--Isn't this a blatantly unconstitutional power grab, not to mention a violation of civil rights?

EARNEST--Security, please escort Mr. Garrett to the nearest train. The reeducation camps are now open. Media, you're either loading the trains, or on them.

[scene]

Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 23, 2015 08:10 PM (Gosad)

126 And just think after his term is up he's going to be using his status as ex president to insinuate himself and try to influence future administrations.

Anyone who thinks this guy is leaving the stage and go into obscurity like GOP presidents do is living in a fantasy.

There will be no getting rid of this prick.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 23, 2015 08:10 PM (4HFY9)

127 So is the WH saying the Ayatollah is lying to the domestic audience or to horseface Kerry?

Posted by: @votermom at March 23, 2015 08:10 PM (cbfNE)

128 Eff Jeff B.

Posted by: Ronster at March 23, 2015 08:11 PM (4NtAn)

129 Red October? Just quiet your worry, we only built it for... you guessed it, the domestic audience.

Posted by: Crazy Ivan at March 23, 2015 08:11 PM (Dj0WE)

130 I still would not be surprised if Bronco decides to run for another term

Posted by: Yip at March 23, 2015 08:12 PM (84SRe)

131 I understand the appeal of drop inking or drugging into numbness


Iran is a partner in peace and Israel is the enemy


The president is an Islamacist

He is an Islamacist

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 08:13 PM (zOTsN)

132 @29: "*in the sense that Little Round Top worked out for Custer.**"

Little Bighorn, mayhap. Little Round Top was an infantry fight during the Gettysburg battle.

Posted by: Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain at March 23, 2015 08:13 PM (amQXf)

133 >>I'm beginning to wonder just how emotionally healthy it is for us to spend our days on the knife edge between spluttering rage and abject resignation.

........

Agreed. Went to WZ first and felt sick, came here and news no better. I am going to Vegas on Thursday and have never looked more forward to a trip. I am NOT going to read internet or watch news. I will drink, watch BB and throw my money away (what the hell good is going to do me anyway) and then when I tire of that I will drink again.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 23, 2015 08:13 PM (j2j3Y)

134 130 I still would not be surprised if Bronco decides to run for another term
Posted by: Yip at March 23, 2015 08:12 PM (84SRe)



Wouldn't surprise me if he won.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 23, 2015 08:13 PM (WNERA)

135 That was supposed to be drinking


Drop inking sounds very hipster

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 08:13 PM (zOTsN)

136 Truman and those atomic bombs were certainly for a political audience.

So, no biggie.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2015 08:14 PM (A98Xu)

137
Ambassador Kerry: Pleased to meet you, Iranian ambassador. I'm happy we could have this chat...
Iranian ambassador: "Death to America!"
Ambassador Kerry: "Yes, well, let's negotiate. We would be willing to lift sanctions if you stop developing nuclear weapons."
Iranian ambassador: "Death to America!"
Ambassador Kerry: "Okay, we will lift sanctions if you just promise not to develop nuclear weapons."
Iranian ambassador: "Death to America!"
Ambassador Kerry: "Wow, you drive a tough bargain. Okay, we will lift sanctions if you just promise not to use your nuclear weapons on us."
Iranian ambassador: "Death to America!"

Posted by: Actual text of the negotiations at March 23, 2015 08:14 PM (/EkKm)

138 Anyone else here see Mars Attacks?

President Obama is the Professor. And I am nearing a Rod Steiger moment:

"Liberals...peacemongers...IDIOTS!"

Posted by: JPS at March 23, 2015 08:14 PM (Jz5Ss)

139 "Remember back in 2008 when Obama said he'd negotiate with anyone without preconditions"

As I recall it, Obama said that he was *not* going to negotiate with certain foreign interests unless preconditions were met.

He told AIPAC that he wasn't going to negotiate with Hamas until Hamas dropped its repeatedly stated goal of the complete destruction of Israel.

And of course Hamas made no changes whatsoever to their stance or statements, and of course Obama went ahead and opened up negotiations with them regardless of his previous pledge on the subject.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 23, 2015 08:15 PM (noWW6)

140 >>So is the WH saying the Ayatollah is lying to the domestic audience or to horseface Kerry?


They're lying to themselves and hoping we'll believe it, too.
Iran has been treating Kerry and Obama like crap for years - openly mocking Obama's overtures, repeatedly yelling at Kerry during negotiations. It's pathetic and frightening that they will be empowering Iran with this doormat act.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 08:15 PM (V+8gv)

141 He is a jew hating Islamacist


Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 08:15 PM (zOTsN)

142 132 @29: "*in the sense that Little Round Top worked out for Custer.**"

Little Bighorn, mayhap. Little Round Top was an infantry fight during the Gettysburg battle.
Posted by: Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain at March 23, 2015 08:13 PM (amQXf)

ah, f*ck me--that was a silly mistake.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 23, 2015 08:15 PM (Gosad)

143 @45: "historic first black prez bankrupt US."

Can't really blame that one on him - it was bankrupt well before he took office. He didn't do anything to fix it, and did all he could to make it worse, but still....that one was a long time gone.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 23, 2015 08:15 PM (amQXf)

144 if jon stewart had any intellectual honesty he'd be playing these clips while looking quizzically surprised at the camera.

Posted by: chas at March 23, 2015 08:16 PM (mHZEC)

145 If the Joos would just be more neighborly...

Posted by: Ali Chowmeneie at March 23, 2015 08:16 PM (Dwehj)

146
The racial stuff he's been peddling...

Obviously to a domestic audience.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 23, 2015 08:16 PM (KG0mU)

147 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 23, 2015 08:16 PM (4gN5w)

148 Hanoi Jane?
Yep. Domestic audience.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 23, 2015 08:17 PM (//uTY)

149 Minor quibble, Ace.


Nothing in a Sasha Baron Cohen movie has ever been funny.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 23, 2015 08:17 PM (NeFrd)

150 He is a fool

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 08:17 PM (zOTsN)

151 "I still would not be surprised if Bronco decides to run for another term"

At Princeton recently, the student body were loudly chanting "FOUR MORE YEARS!!!" when Obama appeared before them.

Given how precipitously academic standards have been reduced at even formerly elite universities, one must wonder how many of these students are unaware of the 22nd Amendment.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 23, 2015 08:18 PM (noWW6)

152
Yo, prez:

Remember the internet?

Audiences are no longer so domestic.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 23, 2015 08:18 PM (KG0mU)

153 torque

they worship force

Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:18 PM (g/zj9)

154 They can no longer question my statecraft.

Posted by: Jon Carry what served in Vietnam at March 23, 2015 08:18 PM (Dwehj)

155 144 if jon stewart had any intellectual honesty he'd be playing these clips while looking quizzically surprised at the camera.
Posted by: chas at March 23, 2015 08:16 PM (mHZEC)

Except he's a Jew Clown, which is ok. Not like those icky Jew-ish Jews, who Obama and the Progs hate.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 23, 2015 08:19 PM (Gosad)

156 Facilitating the Iranian
enrichment of uranium
is downright insanium.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 23, 2015 08:20 PM (NeFrd)

157 crank

"jew clown" nails it

pretty interesting

Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:20 PM (g/zj9)

158 Atomic bombs: non. Atomic cheese: oui!

Posted by: Afroman at March 23, 2015 08:22 PM (YLzlG)

159 That makes me uncomfortable. May be if there were "token" or "useful idiot" in front of it

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 08:22 PM (zOTsN)

160 so obama is the enemy

should be easy to use him as a wedge

boehner? mcconnell?

they're too busy fapping in the mirror

Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:22 PM (g/zj9)

161 "Obama has made all of our land based missiles single weapon ones. No more MIRVs or MARVs for us because it just isn't fair."

One of the Horde was saying that the future of the United States looks more and more like "Brazil with nukes".

I pointed out that at the present rate of decay, decline and decommissioning of our nuclear weapons complex, our future instead looks like merely Brazil. Without nukes.

Except that Brazil does not have a bunch of powerful adversaries whose nuclear weapons capabilities are on the ascent, and we do have such adversaries.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 23, 2015 08:23 PM (noWW6)

162 It's a good thing your done with Republicans, Ace.

So this is what you get.

Enjoy.

Posted by: someguy at March 23, 2015 08:24 PM (3z91g)

163 That old white bitch in England has the Crown Jewels. I have the Clown Jews.

Advantage - Me.

Posted by: Prezidizzle Obizzle at March 23, 2015 08:24 PM (amQXf)

164 159 That makes me uncomfortable. May be if there were "token" or "useful idiot" in front of it
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 08:22 PM (zOTsN)

I'm comfortable with my characterization of how Progs see Jews. They should be embarrassed by it, I agree.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 23, 2015 08:24 PM (Gosad)

165 >>It's a good thing your done with Republicans, Ace.

Are you going to do this on every thread?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2015 08:25 PM (g1DWB)

166 Death to America!

Oh, no not those Americans those other Americans.

Posted by: Ali Snakbar at March 23, 2015 08:25 PM (JdEZJ)

167 All that kill whitey stuff? Just playing to my domestic audience.

Posted by: Jermiah Wright at March 23, 2015 08:26 PM (6n332)

168
Time to deal with Kerry and the Moolahs.

Crush your enemies Introduce your enemies to the local yenta. See them spending an evening with an insurance salesman. Listen to Babs Streisand.

Posted by: Cohen the Barbarian at March 23, 2015 08:26 PM (FlRtG)

169 @158: "Atomic bombs: non. Atomic cheese: oui!"

Atomic wedgies? Fun, and good for your back!

Posted by: John "Metternich was an amateur" Kerry at March 23, 2015 08:26 PM (amQXf)

170 When I said I was going to anally rape a room full of children, that was just talk meant for a domestic audience.

Chillax Brosef.

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 23, 2015 08:27 PM (nllJH)

171
168 Cohen the Barbarian

Islam ends; not with a bang, but with a sniveling whimper.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 23, 2015 08:28 PM (KG0mU)

172 can anybody recommend a good irish whiskey

Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:28 PM (g/zj9)

173 No No No it is the accent. We are saying Death To Armenians!

So chill.

Posted by: Iranian Mob at March 23, 2015 08:28 PM (W2Cji)

174 Ol' Leprechaun Leavins'

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 23, 2015 08:29 PM (KG0mU)

175 can anybody recommend a good irish whiskey
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:28 PM (g/zj9)

Anyone served by a pretty Irish lass with red hair

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2015 08:29 PM (/tNwW)

176 it should be pointed out that ali and barry appear to be in complete agreement on this desire.

surely there is not much difference between "death" and "complete transformation" when we are talking about liberty, freedom, security, self-reliance, morality, and honor.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 08:29 PM (LWu6U)

177 @172

Tellamore Dew.

Make sure you get it in the ceramic croc.

It's smooth as silk with just the right bite.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 23, 2015 08:29 PM (4HFY9)

178 Look at the shit that Shit Midas and his gang are doing.
Then hear the shitbots squeal that Ted Cruz is a crazy extremist.
*digs in sofa cushions for spate change to send TC*

Posted by: @votermom at March 23, 2015 08:30 PM (cbfNE)

179 can anybody recommend a good irish whiskey

Three Micks.

Posted by: Jon Carry what served in Vietnam at March 23, 2015 08:30 PM (Dwehj)

180 They printed the label with the apostrophe in the wrong place.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 23, 2015 08:30 PM (KG0mU)

181 Except he's a Jew Clown, which is ok. Not like those icky Jew-ish Jews, who Obama and the Progs hate.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 23, 2015

Joo Clown Posse

The new JCP

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 08:31 PM (YOPoU)

182 12 or 15

does it really make a big difference?

Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:31 PM (g/zj9)

183 If it is the Ayatollah saying it, it's for an internal domestic audience and can be ignored. If the Jew Netanyahu says it.... Burn the witch!

Posted by: wooga at March 23, 2015 08:33 PM (nllJH)

184 it's funny, but whenever i think of kerry i think of Balzac.

It's funny, because he is a francophile, and reading Balzac I always thought the characters were too over the top. I never thought such people really existed, but kerry fits that world perfectly.


Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 08:33 PM (LWu6U)

185 Genesis 12:3

Posted by: Thor's feather duster at March 23, 2015 08:33 PM (JgC5a)

186 Any whiskey is good whiskey. *hic*

Posted by: Ready for Hillary!!11!! at March 23, 2015 08:34 PM (Dwehj)

187 Joo Clown Posse

Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

Posted by: Jewgaloo at March 23, 2015 08:34 PM (nllJH)

188 @172: "can anybody recommend a good irish whiskey"

John Powers

Or, if you like your booze comedically-named:

Feckin' Irish Whiskey (Yes, it's a real brand)

Posted by: Harry Reid, now with 50% less pederasty at March 23, 2015 08:35 PM (amQXf)

189 183 Burn the witch!
Posted by: wooga at March 23, 2015 08:33 PM (

Well just don't send him preparedness aid.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 08:35 PM (YOPoU)

190 If it's 1979 again, I'm going to do All The Drugs.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at March 23, 2015 08:36 PM (IrByp)

191
can anybody recommend a good irish whiskey

Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:28 PM (g/zj9)

May I suggest Bushmills! Great base for Irish Coffee.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 23, 2015 08:36 PM (P330y)

192 tanks mates

Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:36 PM (g/zj9)

193 It's the same with hitler -- he was playing to a domestic audience. Problem is, his definition of "domestic" included all or Europe and most of Asia. Starting with Czechoslovakia

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 08:37 PM (LWu6U)

194 190: Me first. I'll share,promise.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 08:38 PM (ucDmr)

195 Here's how bad this deal is: France may scuttle it as "too French."


Funny, Ace. Tragically funny, in fact.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2015 08:38 PM (8ZskC)

196 May I suggest Bushmills!

Yes. After one of those marathon email-deleting sessions, there's nothing quite so satisfying as a Bush, or three.

Posted by: Ready for Hillary!!11!! at March 23, 2015 08:38 PM (Dwehj)

197 >>>>It's a good thing your done with Republicans, Ace.



So this is what you get.<<<<<<

This shit would be more impressive if the Republicans were actually doing something to rein in Obama.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 23, 2015 08:38 PM (MkQKr)

198 you can't stop obama from being an evil dumbass

but you can cut off his cash

Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:38 PM (g/zj9)

199
WWF just had a little tribute/announcement to the Special Olympics -- barely got an applause by the audience.

There are so many millions of people out there that need to slapped upside their stupid heads.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 08:39 PM (Bl8Zy)

200
194 190: Me first. I'll share,promise.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 08:38 PM (ucDmr)

Don't bogart that joint

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 08:39 PM (YOPoU)

201 @193: "It's the same with hitler -- he was playing to a domestic audience.
Problem is, his definition of "domestic" included all or Europe and most
of Asia. Starting with Czechoslovakia"

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Austria at March 23, 2015 08:40 PM (amQXf)

202 it's funny, but whenever i think of kerry i think of Balzac.


Kerry may have a balzac but it's empty.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2015 08:40 PM (8ZskC)

203 198 you can't stop obama from being an evil dumbass

but you can cut off his cash
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:38 PM

I'd say balls but Mooch did that years ago

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 08:40 PM (YOPoU)

204
Joking aside, John Kerry is a threat to world peace. I just hope our allies don't decide he's a bigger problem than the Ayatollahs. Here in America we believe in settling our arguments peacefully, but most of the rest of the world does it differently.

Posted by: MTF, sad and disgusted at March 23, 2015 08:41 PM (FCsIb)

205
Dick Morris states that neither Bill or Sir Edmund Hillary can type, therefore, Mr. Rodham's emails were created by Huma Abedin or Cheryl Mills.

The Gowdy committee's subpoena for Abedin and Mills emails is spot on.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 23, 2015 08:41 PM (P330y)

206 Death to America = Hope and Change

Posted by: Billygoatpuke at March 23, 2015 08:41 PM (l5QMI)

207 199: WWE's audience for the most part, never heard of Special Olympics. They are the Special Olympics.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 08:41 PM (ucDmr)

208 empty blazac and proust of it, plebe!

Posted by: Lord Kerry at March 23, 2015 08:41 PM (g/zj9)

209 Mmmm...balzac.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 23, 2015 08:42 PM (Dwehj)

210 So the JEFs chief of staff was at the j street conference today

And he referred to "Israel's 50 year colonial occupation"

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 08:42 PM (zOTsN)

211 We've come a long way from the days when a bullseye on a political page was hate speech.

Posted by: Dave S. at March 23, 2015 08:42 PM (UvR6d)

212 If it's 1979 again, I'm going to do All The Drugs Caroline Munro.

Fixed.

Posted by: Stromberg henchman at March 23, 2015 08:43 PM (iyTVZ)

213 @204: "Here in America we believe in settling our arguments peacefully"

Oh, sure, *NOW* you tell us.

Posted by: 600,000 Civil War Dead at March 23, 2015 08:43 PM (amQXf)

214 Death to America shouted the Joos as they stormed the ameican embassy in tel aviv and held hostages for a year

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 08:43 PM (YOPoU)

215 acethepug at March 23, 2015 07:37 PM (WK825)

As usual I'm late to the party, but my thoughts on a sufficient punishment for OBO is the same as that meted out to Mussolini - and Moochelle can be his "partner".

Posted by: GrandmaMimi at March 23, 2015 08:44 PM (u5LFV)

216 200: Never. Trust me.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 08:44 PM (ucDmr)

217 What the hell did we do to them? Maybe they mean South America.

Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2015 08:44 PM (JdEZJ)

218 I still can't believe our middlebrow douche Sec State presented that ball-less Taylor as a consolation to France

did anyone at State graduate high school

Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:46 PM (g/zj9)

219 I can't even believe that we are having this conversation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2015 08:47 PM (F2IAQ)

220
Women too tired to have sex?

Not after they get 6 inches of the ELEVENATOR!

Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2015 08:48 PM (MDgS8)

221 To the left we are occupiers,we took the land from Liz Warren's people after all.

Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2015 08:48 PM (KETbL)

222 190 If it's 1979 again, I'm going to do All The Drugs.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at March 23, 2015 08:36 PM (IrByp)


Nice joke...and yeah, me too.

Of course, that's exactly the point of King Putz' actions.

He's trying to kill the middle class by making all of that self-control and hard work useless, worthless.

The Middle Class is essentially a state of mind and if Obama can destroy that state of mind-

if he can negate all of your sacrifices by taking the rewards of your hard work through taxes-

and giving it to lazy asses who don't work but who can now have your life-style with your money-

if their kids or illegal aliens get ahead at your expense with your money.....well....

why work hard? Why have self-control?

Why not drug yourself stupid and collect welfare and use EBT cards?

Just vote Democrat. Just vote the suckers' money into your pocket.

Yay.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 23, 2015 08:48 PM (KUa85)

223 which muslim states allow jews to vite? own property

Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:48 PM (g/zj9)

224 You have to ask yourself. Will Lurch's IQ ever exceed the room temperature--on a cold day in Boston? Well maybe--when Beantown is buried under 8 feet of snow--but then, and only then.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 23, 2015 08:49 PM (wdHk6)

225
Now, what did the White House say about this Hostile Rhetoric that threatens to undermine an Important Goal of the Nobel Peace Laureate's agenda?




Smert Derplermercy.

Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2015 08:49 PM (MDgS8)

226
219 I can't even believe that we are having this conversation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March

Sorry to say I can Mr. Hammer. This does not suprise me in the least

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 08:51 PM (YOPoU)

227 223
which muslim states allow jews to vote? own property

France?

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 08:51 PM (LWu6U)

228 I believe 'Arbeit Macht Frei' was intended for a domestic audience as well.

I might peach to this deal if we had ironclad certainty that they'd nuke DC first. These people - that is, the Obamas and Kerrys and Powers and Rices and Psakis - are just too dumb to exist.

Posted by: JEM at March 23, 2015 08:51 PM (o+SC1)

229 Not looking forward to the first French person who calls us "bacon-eating surrender monkeys."

Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2015 08:51 PM (qyomX)

230 223 which muslim states allow jews to vite? own property
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08

New Yemen?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 08:52 PM (YOPoU)

231 223 which muslim states allow jews to vite? own property
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:48 PM


Malmo, Sweden. For now.

Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2015 08:53 PM (qyomX)

232 "Not after they get 6 inches of the ELEVENATOR!"



Beating them off with a stick, eh?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 08:53 PM (cbMSM)

233 beating something off

Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:54 PM (g/zj9)

234 OT. Why did Greg Gurgiled freak out about Cruz? Who is his preferred candidate? He complained that Cruz was an egomaniac. They all are. Why so angry?

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 08:54 PM (zOTsN)

235 @217: "What the hell did we do to them? Maybe they mean South America."

A thousand pardons, my friend, but you've got it all wrong. It's the 70s band that we're after. We just really, really hate the song "A Horse With No Name." Seriously - could classic rock DJs play that abomination any more frequently? It tell you, it's enough to make you want to strap on 100 pounds of C-4 and ball bearings!

Posted by: Hassan bin Layyed at March 23, 2015 08:54 PM (amQXf)

236 Not looking forward to the first French person who calls us "bacon-eating surrender monkeys.">>>

There will be no Bacon eating if you surrender to us.

Posted by: Iranian Mob at March 23, 2015 08:54 PM (W2Cji)

237
Greg Gargoyled??

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 08:55 PM (Bl8Zy)

238 "Not looking forward to the first French person who calls us "bacon-eating surrender monkeys."



Not to that stage yet. But, we are at the stage where they turn, look at us, and say "WTF is wrong with you???"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 08:55 PM (cbMSM)

239
He looks like a gargoyle, doesn't he?

Greg Gutfeld could crouch down and be perched on a tall building's parapet.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 08:56 PM (Bl8Zy)

240 @218: "
I still can't believe our middlebrow douche Sec State presented that ball-less Taylor as a consolation to France"

No offense, but France has more than earned a couple of official "We Most Cordially Invite You To Go Fuck Yourselves" from the US. It was lame, but it wasn't unwarranted.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 23, 2015 08:56 PM (amQXf)

241 238 Not to that stage yet. But, we are at the stage where they turn, look at us, and say "WTF is wrong with you???"
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 08:55 PM


At which point we badly need a T-shirt that says "I'm Not With Stupid," with an arrow pointing to a picture of TFG.

Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2015 08:57 PM (qyomX)

242
it's funny, but whenever i think of kerry i think of Balzac.



Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 08:33 PM (LWu6U)






It's funny, but when I think of Kerry, I think of a jackass's ballsack.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 08:57 PM (ynQIy)

243 The truth is, a lot of Democrats would be right at home in Iran. They hate America as much as Khoemeni does. Look at who they admire--Hugo Chavez, Stalin, Castro. Hell, some of them are even apologists for Kim Jong II.


Posted by: Vox at March 23, 2015 08:57 PM (c056A)

244
Not to that stage yet. But, we are at the stage where they turn, look at us, and say "WTF is wrong with you???"

Ve hate you amurican cowboys!!!

Hey, where is ze cowboys eh???

Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2015 08:57 PM (MDgS8)

245 Posted by: Hassan bin Layyed at March 23, 2015 08:54 PM (amQXf)

Felt good to be out of the rain.
Been thru the desert on a camel with no name

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 08:57 PM (YOPoU)

246 Honor De Balzac.

Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2015 08:58 PM (MDgS8)

247
*parapet is a Wordly Wise word

Remember these? They were thin books with a glossary to help improve a student's vocabulary, usually handed out in 8th Grade English.

It had an owl on the cover. Get it?


Because owls are wise.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 08:58 PM (Bl8Zy)

248 "A Horse With No Name." Seriously - could classic rock DJs play that abomination any more frequently? It tell you, it's enough to make you want to strap on 100 pounds of C-4 and ball bearings!
Posted by: Hassan bin Layyed at March 23, 2015 08:54 PM (amQXf)

but it is good to get out of the rain?

Posted by: MikeH at March 23, 2015 08:58 PM (/2E+M)

249 'We just really, really hate the song A Horse With No Name'.



Well that makes total sense then. Carry on.

Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2015 08:59 PM (JdEZJ)

250 problem is, kerry wasn't mocking

i'm all for tweaking french pride

w kerry, the joke was on us

Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:59 PM (g/zj9)

251 238 Not to that stage yet. But, we are at the stage where they turn, look at us, and say "WTF is wrong with you???"
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 08:55 PM


Also, French people can do that without words. There's a particular look in the eyes that they have for exactly this situation. I know, because I once accidentally bumped into a Frenchwoman, in France. Fault was equal on both sides; neither of us was paying enough attention to where we were going. I did the best I could with "pard-ON". She just gave me a look. She won.

Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2015 08:59 PM (qyomX)

252 245: Thanks for that parasitic earworm. Damn.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 08:59 PM (ucDmr)

253
Living in the ME can be painful and humiliating.

Posted by: The Goat at March 23, 2015 09:00 PM (P330y)

254 In the desert you can't remember your name cause there ain't no one for to give you no fame.

Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2015 09:00 PM (MDgS8)

255 An owl is smart. Owls are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.

Posted by: MikeH at March 23, 2015 09:01 PM (/2E+M)

256 That is such a poorly worded lyric

It does not betoken the song book well, forsooth

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 09:01 PM (zOTsN)

257 I always thought it would be a good teaching moment to drop a daisy cutter on one of these rallies where everyone is chanting "Death to America."

You want death? You got it!

Posted by: Thatch at March 23, 2015 09:01 PM (xwAcF)

258 @253: "Living in the ME can be painful and humiliating."

You don't say

Posted by: A random Nazarene on the cross at March 23, 2015 09:01 PM (amQXf)

259 242 It's funny, but when I think of Kerry, I think of a jackass's ballsack.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 08:57 PM


That is slander, sir. I have seen these ballsacks, and they have no prominent pointy chins whatsoever.

Posted by: John "Vietnam" Kerry at March 23, 2015 09:02 PM (qyomX)

260 can anybody recommend a good irish whiskey

Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:28 PM


Knappogue Castle single malt.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2015 09:02 PM (c1Kyt)

261 Iran, to celebrate their great political victory over 'The Great Satan,' proclaims they are going to launch their first astronaut.

Iran launches the rocket to pull a NASA version of 9-11 with the help of a nuclear device they either bought or was yanking our chain all along.

Suicide bomber astronaut makes one orbit and declaires an emergency. Reentry and landing point NE Ohio.

At proper altitude detonation and All the sudden all the LIVS are wondering why light no work. Along with their Obama phones.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at March 23, 2015 09:02 PM (gm0oZ)

262 Allowing ignorant idiots to vote,
they will elect ignorant evil idiots to run the country.

Maybe a pre-payment tax should be enforced on all these government freebies, explaining that they, too, have to chip in.

I crack myself up !!!

Posted by: seamrog at March 23, 2015 09:02 PM (rhMKr)

263 257 I always thought it would be a good teaching moment to drop a daisy cutter on one of these rallies where everyone is chanting "Death to America."

You want death? You got it!
Posted by: Thatch at March 23, 2015 09:01 PM (xwAcF)


daisy cutter, cluster bomb. choices.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 23, 2015 09:02 PM (WNERA)

264

* No it's not. I just made that up.


Yeah, I knew that.

"Ali" is short for "Ali, ali oxen-free"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2015 09:02 PM (95CzI)

265 Betoken?

Yeah, I was

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:03 PM (YOPoU)

266 How can "Horse With No Name" be an earworm, when it barely has more than one note?

Posted by: America The Band at March 23, 2015 09:03 PM (qyomX)

267 Mr. Ayatollah, sir. I feel so bad about the Crusades, that I feel that I must make reparations.

Please feel free to kill as many Americans as you wish. Those scum deserve it.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 23, 2015 09:03 PM (3F6F8)

268 How about we send Iran some nukes that we know work really well?

We can get them there really fast, too.

Anywhere.

More than one to each target, er, destination.

Posted by: eman at March 23, 2015 09:03 PM (MQEz6)

269
I had no idea how much you hate fucking owls.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:03 PM (Bl8Zy)

270 "Reentry and landing point NE Ohio."


Boehner's house?


Meh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 09:04 PM (cbMSM)

271 266 How can "Horse With No Name" be an earworm, when it barely has more than one note?
Posted by: America The Band at March 23, 2015 09:03 PM (qyomX)

La la la la la la la la la lah

Posted by: MikeH at March 23, 2015 09:05 PM (/2E+M)

272 269
I had no idea how much you hate fucking owls.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March

Fucking owls? Hmm

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:05 PM (YOPoU)

273 @257: "I always thought it would be a good teaching moment to drop a daisy
cutter on one of these rallies where everyone is chanting "Death to
America."

You want death? You got it!"

Need to jury rig it with a bitchin' sound system blasting AC/DC's "If You Want Blood, You've Got It!"

You know - presentation counts.

Posted by: A random Nazarene on the cross at March 23, 2015 09:05 PM (amQXf)

274 I am watching a program about "ancient aliens" and find myself thinking, when Barky and Mooch go at it, do they say "Uranus or mine?"

Posted by: mallfly at March 23, 2015 09:06 PM (vcI3n)

275 We should all adopt jerry brown faux high brow speaking style, post haste and forthwith, my lads and ladies. It is most cromulant and betokens well for this fair company

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 09:06 PM (zOTsN)

276 daisy cutter, cluster bomb. choices.>>>

A10 strafing run.

Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 09:06 PM (W2Cji)

277 266; That's the bad part. And what would posess some band to want to sound like Neil Young?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 09:06 PM (ucDmr)

278
"Horse with no name" is Lutheran for lime jello with mandarin oranges.

"'Cause I've been through the dessert..."

Stop. Just stop.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2015 09:07 PM (95CzI)

279 257 I always thought it would be a good teaching moment to drop a daisy cutter on one of these rallies where everyone is chanting "Death to America."
You want death? You got it!
Posted by: Thatch at March 23, 2015 09:01 PM


The Islamists beat us to that milestone. Kinda sucks, and kinda doesn't.

Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2015 09:07 PM (qyomX)

280 276: Napalm is too good for those crazed imbeciles.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 09:07 PM (ucDmr)

281 270 "Reentry and landing point NE Ohio."


Tell Coldbeer1 Slappy to get out of dodge

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:08 PM (YOPoU)

282 James Taylor is Kerry's version of headbanging.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 23, 2015 09:08 PM (MMC8r)

283 "Fucking owls? Hmm"


It's NOTHING like fcuking the chicken.


Or, so I've been told.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 09:08 PM (cbMSM)

284 Of course I said we were making progress. For Barry and I, the death of America *is* progress!

Posted by: John F Kerredy at March 23, 2015 09:08 PM (XrHO0)

285 @277: "And what would posess some band to want to sound like Neil Young?"

Well, that talentless hack got piles of cash, tons of good drugs, and lots of ass, so who are we to judge?

Posted by: Crappy Bands Local 519 at March 23, 2015 09:09 PM (amQXf)

286 "This shit would be more impressive if the Republicans were actually doing something to rein in Obama."

What would you like them to do, exactly? The man is the president of the United States. We elected him. He is our leader. And we are stuck with it for 2 more years.

Yes, they could cut off his money. Do you think the Democrats haven't thought about that. Do you think the Democrats haven't planned for that? That they don't have their media acolytes and bumkissers ready for that?

Republicans, I'll grant you, have zero comprehension of the long term. If they did, there would be no reporter in the United States willing to admit they're sympathetic to the Democrat Party.

They'd all be dead.

But first ... FIRST ... you have to own the Washington Post and the New York Times. And that's doable. That's possible. And that roof is pretty high up.

Posted by: someguy at March 23, 2015 09:09 PM (3z91g)

287 277 266; That's the bad part. And what would posess some band to want to sound like Neil Young?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 09:06 PM


I have 4 hours of complaints about Neil Young, the moment I can get anyone to sit still to listen to them. But, no way. Neil Young is a major talent. America-the-band is blandness that got lucky. I've seen both live. America-the-band bored me. Young was amazing (Live Rust tour and three others, none recent).

Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2015 09:10 PM (qyomX)

288
Apparently, this is not yet on the news services.

Via GateWayPundit:

"Black Brunch protesters in Excelsior, Minnesota were run out of Maynard's restaurant Sunday morning by angry customers and staff. The reaction was so swift one protester said they did not have time to take photos."

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/03/ revolt-black-brunch-protesters-forcibly-ejected-by- fed-up-mn-diners-and-staff/

(remove spaces before "revolt" and "fed", then paste into browser)

Note: This reportedly happened in MINNESOTA.


Heh.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 23, 2015 09:10 PM (FlRtG)

289
The Mooch was a big hit in Phnom Penh showing off her fashionable '70's style dress fashioned from material normally found on couches or low-end chairs from Rent-to-Own.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 23, 2015 09:10 PM (P330y)

290 Kerry's blind stupidity reminds me of the Eddie Murphy reggae skit where he sings "kill all de white people".

Posted by: John F Kerredy at March 23, 2015 09:10 PM (XrHO0)

291 Excelsior!!!

Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2015 09:11 PM (MDgS8)

292
Note: This reportedly happened in MINNESOTA.

Never, NEVER get between starving Lutherans and their Swedish meatball fix...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2015 09:11 PM (95CzI)

293 It does not betoken the song book well, forsooth
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 09:01 PM

Who was talking like that today? I just caught a reference to that but didn't hear much.

Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 09:11 PM (o/90i)

294 285: Neil's choice in ass is suspect at best. Darryl Hannah hasn't aged as well as Neil even.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 09:11 PM (ucDmr)

295
What would you like them to do, exactly? The man is the president of the United States. We elected him. He is our leader. And we are stuck with it for 2 more years.

You are the WORST someguy ever.

The old someguy wasn't a quitter. The old someguy always had a plan. The old someguy was always at the ready for battle. You are no someguy.


Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:11 PM (Bl8Zy)

296 Note: This reportedly happened in MINNESOTA.


Heh.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 23, 2015 09:10 PM (FlRtG)

Never, I mean, never come between a Scandi and his lutefisk

Posted by: MikeH at March 23, 2015 09:12 PM (/2E+M)

297 Husband,"I'm going to kill you"
Wife, Alright Dear , but really do you need to do it with a bomb?"

Husband, "it's the only way to be sure"
Wife, "Ok, but how many do you really need?"
Husband," As many as I want."
Wife, Okay, Are you sure you have enough?"

Posted by: willow at March 23, 2015 09:12 PM (nqBYe)

298 he's not our leader

you want a leader, move to north korea

like a parent, first thing you do is cut off his funding

Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 09:12 PM (g/zj9)

299 'I had no idea how much you hate fucking owls.'


Hey raptors need love too.

Posted by: Woodsy at March 23, 2015 09:13 PM (JdEZJ)

300
You're an up-puncher, bro. Be a down puncher.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:13 PM (Bl8Zy)

301 After having a few beers, I realize that next month is my 20th wedding anniversary.

So I bing what the traditional gift for 20 years.

After too much confusion, the tell me China.

Now, even if I could afford it, what would I do with all those people?

I think the wife would be pissed about overcrowding.

Guys just can't win.

Posted by: seamrog at March 23, 2015 09:13 PM (rhMKr)

302
I did not know someguy.

You are no someguy.

Not that I would know!

Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2015 09:13 PM (MDgS8)

303 300
You're an up-puncher, bro. Be a down puncher.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:13 PM (Bl8Zy)

Hey, screw you. Try to punch my down and you'll pull back a stump, meat-sack

Posted by: Donald Duck at March 23, 2015 09:14 PM (/2E+M)

304 Maynard's on Lake Minnetonka is a nice restaurant but not so expensive regular people don't go there. They should have targeted Lord Fletcher's it might have worked out better for the protestors.

Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 09:15 PM (W2Cji)

305 seamrog, congrats

take her somewhere for the weekend

Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 09:15 PM (g/zj9)

306 288 Black Brunch protesters in Excelsior, Minnesota were runout of Maynard's restaurant Sunday morning by angry customer
--------

Wish they would've tried that at brunch Sunday Wis Momee Brunch. The restaurant was half full of blacks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:16 PM (YOPoU)

307 >>How can "Horse With No Name" be an earworm, when it barely has more than one note?

Heh. Awful song. Heard it at Rite Aid recently and my son said, "Who cares if the horse doesn't have a name?" Exactly.
* * *

So that Conservative Treehouse story on Brennan is...interesting.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 09:16 PM (V+8gv)

308
The window for Brunch is so small.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:17 PM (Bl8Zy)

309 306: I believe they were the Iowa Barnstormers the arena football team. They stayed at the Radisson Sat. nite.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 09:17 PM (ucDmr)

310 Excelsior looks like a pretty sweet town. On the water community theater. Good for them

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 09:18 PM (zOTsN)

311 Can someone post the requirements for impeachment? Thx.

Posted by: FedUp at March 23, 2015 09:18 PM (SZkEh)

312 You can't fcuk owls, unless you're a rapist.

1. Trying to get them to answer the door is like a Cheech and Chong routine.

2. They never remember you if you meet them on the street.

Uh......That's what a friend told me.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at March 23, 2015 09:18 PM (gm0oZ)

313 Guys just can't win.
Posted by: seamrog at March

Golf clap Sir

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:19 PM (YOPoU)

314
Can someone post the requirements for impeachment? Thx.

1) Don't be black.

Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2015 09:19 PM (MDgS8)

315 I recall the guy who wrote and performed "Horse with no Name" did an appearance on the Howard Stern radio show maybe 20 years ago and I believe he admitted that the lyrics didn't really mean much of anything.

Kind of like Obama or Kerry making a policy statement. Only the song had less BS.

Posted by: mallfly at March 23, 2015 09:21 PM (vcI3n)

316 Can someone post the requirements for impeachment? Thx.


#1 win. Never strike the king if you can't win
#2 have enough men in the senate 2/3rds IIRC
#3 Have enough men in the house 1/2 IIRC
#4 High crimes and misdemeanors Obama qualifies.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 23, 2015 09:23 PM (WNERA)

317 315 I recall the guy who wrote and performed "Horse with no Name" did an appearance on the Howard Stern radio show maybe 20 years ago and I believe he admitted that the lyrics didn't really mean much of anything.

Posted by: mallfly at March 23, 2015 09:21 PM (vcI3n)

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" tho' outshines Yeats

Posted by: MikeH at March 23, 2015 09:23 PM (/2E+M)

318
If I'm not mistaken, it was selling out his own country, but that was back when he was still an amateur...

He has continued to keep horses out of our fighting forces out of respect for his immediate family members.

And to rub salt in Mitt Romney's wounds.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2015 09:23 PM (95CzI)

319
"And what would posess some band to want to sound like Neil Young?"

Well, that talentless hack got piles of cash, tons of good drugs, and lots of ass, so who are we to judge?

Posted by: Crappy Bands Local 519 at March 23, 2015 09:09 PM (amQXf)








Even better, his homebuilt hybrid vintage Lincoln Continental burst into flames a few years ago and burned down his warehouse, including his complete car collection and most of his guitars.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 09:24 PM (ynQIy)

320
Cool....there's a Pandjandrum post on the sidebar.

Most awesomely terrifyingly bizarre idiotic weapon of WWII.

Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2015 09:24 PM (MDgS8)

321 Thinking post election,....

so which one of the first couple is going to "come out" first?

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 09:24 PM (LWu6U)

322
"Black Brunch protesters in Excelsior, Minnesota were run out of Maynard's restaurant Sunday morning by angry customers and staff. The reaction was so swift one protester said they did not have time to take photos."


My suggestion:

The patrons stand up and shout them down by singing the National Anthem.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 23, 2015 09:24 PM (MMC8r)

323
In other words, it's better to burn out than to fade away.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 09:24 PM (ynQIy)

324 Link Ill? The photos have to be hilarious.

Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:25 PM (H41QJ)

325 Link Ill? The photos have to be hilarious.

Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:25 PM (H41QJ)

326 Our Secretariat of State has been working for the enemy since 'Nam.

He has been repeatedly rewarded with this stance.

THIS is all you need to know about democrats.

Posted by: seamrog at March 23, 2015 09:26 PM (rhMKr)

327
321 Thinking post election,....

so which one of the first couple is going to "come out" first?
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 09:24 PM (LWu6U)


Based on the Klingon warship hiding on the far side of the moon, I'ma going with Mooch.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2015 09:26 PM (95CzI)

328 Nevermind, my lazy ass found one. lol.

Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:26 PM (H41QJ)

329 319: I didn't know his Lincoln tree hugging mobile burned to the ground. didn't see that coming.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 09:26 PM (ucDmr)

330
Neil Young -- forgotten, but not gone...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2015 09:27 PM (95CzI)

331 All ur fun camps is belong to us

Posted by: Sheik Djibouti at March 23, 2015 09:27 PM (XYKz+)

332 hey hey my my

Posted by: eman at March 23, 2015 09:28 PM (MQEz6)

333 Better to burn out...then to fade away

Hey hey my my

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 09:28 PM (zOTsN)

334 Neil Young -- forgotten, but not gone...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2015 09:27 PM (95CzI)

Well, I hope Neil Young will remember. A Southern man don't need him around ...

Posted by: Lynyrd Skynyrd at March 23, 2015 09:28 PM (/2E+M)

335 in January 1939, Hitler made a speech to the German Parliament in which he said "If the international finance-Jewry inside and outside Europe should succeed in plunging the nations into a world war yet again, then the outcome will not be the victory of Jewry, but rather the annihilation of the Jewish race in Europe"

The moral of the story is that the Jews should not have started another war. This is why Obama, Kerry, et al believe we need to learn from the past and achieve a peaceful solution to all the world's problems which America is the source of.

Go ahead, tell me people like Barky and Kerry don't pretty much think that way. Not my first choice, but I'll support Cruz if he's the nominee.

Posted by: mallfly at March 23, 2015 09:28 PM (vcI3n)

336 Ayatollah, sir, your call to prayer is the most beautiful sound I've heard! More delightful than blue birds in the spring! The future does NOT belong to those who slander the beloved Prophet Mohammed.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 23, 2015 09:29 PM (cIoI4)

337 He has a kid with some pretty profound disabilities and he started a school for disabled kids in LA.

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 09:29 PM (zOTsN)

338 319: Gives a whole new meaning to laying in a burned out basement eh?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 09:29 PM (ucDmr)

339 22 months to go

Posted by: eman at March 23, 2015 09:29 PM (MQEz6)

340

Warehouse fire happened back in 2010.

http://tinyurl.com/l44xdvd

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 09:31 PM (ynQIy)

341 I would have the Republicans use every legal, moral, and ethical means at their disposal to control Obama and the executive branch. Would they win every fight? No, but at least they could make the bastard work for it.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 23, 2015 09:31 PM (MkQKr)

342 339 22 months to go
Posted by: eman at March 23, 2015 09:29 PM (MQEz6)

An elephant's takes nearly 2 years (21 months). So think after 22 months we will have a new baby elephant (GOPf)

Posted by: MikeH at March 23, 2015 09:32 PM (/2E+M)

343 D'ya think that the Iranian leadership doesn't know that Kerry has Jewish ancestors ?

He's a phony trying to be Irish and/or French.

Is that why they keep yelling at the spineless bastard?

Posted by: seamrog at March 23, 2015 09:32 PM (rhMKr)

344 3 alarm fire no less.

Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:32 PM (H41QJ)

345
ace.mu.nu is not responding due to long running script.

I don't know if this is a feature or a bug.

Seriously tho....why did my favorite website on the Interworld have to be the worst website ever?

Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2015 09:34 PM (MDgS8)

346 Warehouse fire happened back in 2010.

http://tinyurl.com/l44xdvd


"LincVolt, which weighs 2.5 tons, is 19 feet long, can go 160 mph, and has zero admissions, "

CBS. Sign of quality.

Not to mention that the same article says it has a biodiesel generator. No diesel is zero-emissions, but reporters are dumb.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 23, 2015 09:34 PM (MMC8r)

347 I have been to the ME, and the call to prayer made me want to puke.

mostly because i know a little history, and i have eyes and can see what is happening to the people that live within the sound of that godforsaken screech.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 09:35 PM (LWu6U)

348 I keep hearing/reading that Obama is keen on closing the deal with the Iranians for the sake of his legacy. Can someone explain to me what that means? How would this deal be considered a triumph? As I understand it, the agreement more or less legitimizes Iran's nuclear ambitions, which have never been construed as peaceful by, well, anyone.

What I'm saying is that none of this makes any sense on its face.

Posted by: troyriser at March 23, 2015 09:35 PM (gJU39)

349 re 343: no matter, a fool can always be played, and a fool who thinks his is wise is the easiest mark of all. Someone like Kerry might as well take the "kick me" sign off his back and tape it to his forehead.

Posted by: mallfly at March 23, 2015 09:37 PM (vcI3n)

350 Not to mention that the same article says it has a biodiesel generator. No diesel is zero-emissions, but reporters are dumb.

Ah, but a diesel could potentially be zero admissions, whatever that means.

Didn't get into any Harvard universities, no doubt.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 09:38 PM (0NdlF)

351 What I'm saying is that none of this makes any sense on its face.
Posted by: troyriser at March 23, 2015 09:35 PM (gJU39)

*****

It makes perfect sense once you realize that the Rat faced Iranian with her hand up O'Bumbles ass is really in charge.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 09:38 PM (iKG5d)

352 What I'm saying is that none of this makes any sense on its face.


When you realize the JEF is an enemy of the State, it all makes sense.

Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:39 PM (H41QJ)

353 re 351: didn't know Reggie was from the middle east.

Posted by: mallfly at March 23, 2015 09:40 PM (vcI3n)

354
the Hulkster, in full costume, is on WWF right now

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:41 PM (Bl8Zy)

355 re 351: didn't know Reggie was from the middle east.
Posted by: mallfly at March 23, 2015 09:40 PM (vcI3n)

******
Sheesh, I said "hand" and everything.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 09:41 PM (JVKFK)

356 What I'm saying is that none of this makes any sense on its face.
Posted by: troyriser at March 23, 2015 09:35

Sure it does. He has his domestic achievement, Obamacare. Foreign would be the Iranian deal. It doesn't matter if it works, he got it done.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:41 PM (YOPoU)

357 Arrest France for violating the Logan Act!!!!!

Posted by: Progs on Facebook tomorrow at March 23, 2015 09:41 PM (2jQGY)

358 352: You are right. and, he never made a secret about what he would do. the press and the 52%'s paid no attention. Thanks a lot you educated fucks.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 09:41 PM (ucDmr)

359 What I'm saying is that none of this makes any sense on its face.

Posted by: troyriser at March 23, 2015 09:35 PM (gJU39)

You have to understand that these people really believe that the US is the cause of all the evil in the world. like the idiots that say 9-11 was justified by US occupation of SA, they think once we back out of the world, all will be peace.
This, in spite of the reality that is happening wherever we do back out.Remember, delusional people are completely impervious to reality.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 09:42 PM (LWu6U)

360 345 ace.mu.nu is not responding due to long running script.
I don't know if this is a feature or a bug.


I'd bet that it is, like the problems with the redesigned NR site that keep eating our morning news links, an ad. You make your site, you do the best you can. And then you open it up to ads, and those guys inject whatever random incompetent scripts they got from the cheapest vendor.

Evidence: Here on my desktop, Chrome with Adblock, Ace and NR load flawlessly. On my iPad, Ace keeps reloading due to error. NR is much better than it was before the redesign, but still very slow.

Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2015 09:42 PM (qyomX)

361
now Snoop Dogg is with the Hulk Hogan do the Hulkster thing

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:42 PM (Bl8Zy)

362 357 Arrest France for violating the Logan Act!!!!!

And shoot their poodles!!!11!!

Posted by: Puppy loving NCJ (trust me) at March 23, 2015 09:42 PM (g6GRm)

363 What I'm saying is that none of this makes any sense on its face.
Posted by: troyriser at March 23, 2015 09:35 PM

No it doesn't. I'm hearing that he wants an agreement so bad so he'll have another big achievement to set along Obamacare.

Really, just really? Well, if you look at Obamacre as his biggest failure, sure a failed agreement that allows the Iranians the bomb would be as bad, or worse.

Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 09:43 PM (o/90i)

364 He the civil rights prezzie dent. Normalize relations with Cuba and Iran, shun the UK and isolate Israel cause they are colonial powers. And bring us down more than a few notches. It's all about his daddy

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 09:44 PM (zOTsN)

365 >>What I'm saying is that none of this makes any sense on its face.

Think I read that the idea is that this deal will make Iran the main powerbroker in the ME, thus freeing up the US from having to be involved. Like, Iran will be the stabilizing force in the region (as if it hasn't been one of the main sources of terrorism in the region) in place of us.

I know. It makes no sense.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 09:44 PM (V+8gv)

366

obama is the college campus social justice president

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:45 PM (Bl8Zy)

367
off to the gym!

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:45 PM (Bl8Zy)

368 Chavez the Hugo, it took me a long time to convince myself of that even tho I knew it intellectually from the beginning. All his actions prove he wants to destroy America and all it stands for.

Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:45 PM (H41QJ)

369 op, Chrome with Adblock, Ace and NR load flawlessly. On my iPad, Ace keeps reloading due to error. NR is much better than it was before the redesign, but still very slow.

So it's just not me? Ok, that explains shit

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:45 PM (YOPoU)

370
legs and eggs tonight!

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:45 PM (Bl8Zy)

371 Looking for sense from people who don't operate on reason is an exercise in futility.

They want to feel good about themselves, and a nice sounding agreement makes them feel good, end of story.

That it will cause much horrific results and may result in later feedbad doesn't enter into the calculation. Besides, the people who will be harmed are the people they see as their enemies (us) and people whose lives don't matter to them.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 09:45 PM (0NdlF)

372 Quit trying to understand the logic of people that are insane.

It does no good and makes the pig cry, or something.

Posted by: seamrog at March 23, 2015 09:46 PM (rhMKr)

373
*there's a creepy strip joint in Providence, RI called...

???, I forget, that has "Legs and Eggs" on Saturday mornings, I think. Strippers and breakfast, I guess.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:48 PM (Bl8Zy)

374 All I took from the article was the ho-hum attitude of the administration towards political speech that "some" would find offensive, or even threatening.
Fine. Works for all of us?
Say, some right winger calling for "death xxxxxxxx" would be okay, even if it were specifically a real person, place or thing?
Someone named NotMe should test this out.

Completely not related, I'm running out of Hoppe's #9.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2015 09:48 PM (XmOA9)

375
Foxy Lady??

Maybe. I think so.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:48 PM (Bl8Zy)

376 Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 09:45 PM (0NdlF

Maybe, just maybe, George Soros would be collateral damage

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:48 PM (YOPoU)

377 This is why the left is so anti Israel.
And they think that the problems in Yemen, Syria, Iraq, etc. etc. are necessary steps for them to recover from US domination. So any amount of failure is explained by what Bush did, and what they US did before the progressives were in control of foreign policy.

They have no problem with Iran having a bomb. A lot of countries have bombs, so why not Iran?

This is a mix of utopianism, isolationism, and weapons grade stupidity. But they really believe it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 09:48 PM (LWu6U)

378 >>All his actions prove he wants to destroy America and all it stands for.

And Israel, too.

He is making sure the world moves on to a post-America existence.

Screwing our allies, freeing our enemies up from any hesitation that we will stop them in pursing their goals.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 09:48 PM (V+8gv)

379 >>> It does no good and makes the pig cry, or something.

I made a horse cry, once.

Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2015 09:49 PM (Ua6T/)

380 I hope we aren't punished on the ONT again tonight.

Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:50 PM (H41QJ)

381 Really, just really? Well, if you look at Obamacre as his biggest failure, sure a failed agreement that allows the Iranians the bomb would be as bad, or worse.
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 09:43 PM (o/90i)

******

This POS is a Sociopath with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. No logical objection to any policy or stance he holds ever enters into his universe, because logic never came into play with said policy Or stances.

His hierarchy of reasoning is as follows:

1. I want this
2. You will give it me
3. I will then be happy until the next thing I want
4. See #1

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 09:50 PM (iKG5d)

382 I made a horse cry, once.

Did the horse have a name?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 09:50 PM (0NdlF)

383 >>> *there's a creepy strip joint in Providence, RI called...
???, I forget, that has "Legs and Eggs" on Saturday mornings, I think. Strippers and breakfast, I guess.

Hash & gash.

Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2015 09:50 PM (Ua6T/)

384 "Strippers and breakfast, I guess."


Two things that absolutely do not go together. The ones with the free buffets......how do sit there and wolf down a plate and watch titties bounce?

Drinks, smokes sure.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 09:51 PM (cbMSM)

385 368: I started preaching that to co workers and my boss as soon as he announced. His history was out there, nobody looked or reported it. except for fringe websites and late late radio talking heads.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 09:51 PM (ucDmr)

386 Exactly. He agrees with "Death to America".

And day after day he is succeeding in killing us.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2015 09:51 PM (go6ud)

387 I wonder what the result would be if the Iranians took Kerry as a hostage?
Would the White house just say that "The Secretary of State will be working in close cooperation with the Iranian government to find a resolution to their demands" and let it go at that?

Who is number 2 at state?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2015 09:51 PM (t//F+)

388 G'night off to watch hockey.

Posted by: seamrog at March 23, 2015 09:51 PM (rhMKr)

389 If you didn't read the Playboy interview with Cheney, I can definitely recommend it.

That's what someone who thinks sounds like.

The current crop does not think things through. They just react viscerally, and feel warm or cold or hostile or petulant or raging or whiny, according to superficial emotional reaction. That's our President. We're stuck with it. But not for all that much longer.

Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2015 09:51 PM (qyomX)

390 I hope we aren't punished on the ONT again tonight.

Should I just get the eyeball fork out now?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 09:51 PM (0NdlF)

391 380 I hope we aren't punished on the ONT again tonight.
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:50

Duck it, bring it Maet




Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:51 PM (YOPoU)

392 remember. crazy people often know that they are not right, but,..

Stupid people do not know they are stupid.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 09:52 PM (LWu6U)

393 "I made a horse cry, once."



Broke it's heart..?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 09:52 PM (cbMSM)

394 "Completely not related, I'm running out of Hoppe's #9."

Amazon has it by the quart.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2015 09:52 PM (F1jFR)

395 382 I made a horse cry, once.
Did the horse have a name?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 09:50 PM


*Ahem*

Posted by: John Kerry at March 23, 2015 09:52 PM (qyomX)

396 385 It was and still is all out there. People refuse to believe because they don't want to admit they were wrong.

Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:53 PM (H41QJ)

397 388 G'night off to watch hockey.
Posted by: seamrog at March 23, 2015

I'm doing both.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:53 PM (YOPoU)

398 Forgot the link
Hoppe's by the quart



http://tinyurl.com/kvtwem2

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2015 09:54 PM (F1jFR)

399 *Ahem*

Shouldn't that be "Neigh"?

Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2015 09:54 PM (Ua6T/)

400 Even better, his homebuilt hybrid vintage Lincoln Continental burst into flames a few years ago and burned down his warehouse, including his complete car collection and most of his guitars.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 09:24 PM (ynQIy)


Well, as someone who would normally weep for charred guitars, removing guitars from Neil Young is like removing uranium from the Norks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2015 09:54 PM (FMbng)

401
395 382 I made a horse cry, once.
Did the horse have a name?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 09:50 PM

*Ahem*
Posted by: John Kerry at March 23, 2015 09:52 PM (qyomX)

What about me?
Posted by Sarah Jessica Parker

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:54 PM (YOPoU)

402

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 09:24 PM (ynQIy)


Well, as someone who would normally weep for charred guitars, removing guitars from Neil Young is like removing uranium from the Norks.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2015 09:54 PM (FMbng)

You fuckers are harsh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:55 PM (YOPoU)

403 401: SJP, get back on your beer sign. Coors paid up front you know.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 09:56 PM (ucDmr)

404 402 Reap what you sow.

Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:56 PM (H41QJ)

405 What about me?
Posted by Sarah Jessica Parker
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:54 PM (YOPoU)

Why the long face?

Posted by: MikeH at March 23, 2015 09:56 PM (/2E+M)

406
*there's a creepy strip joint in Providence, RI called...
???, I forget, that has "Legs and Eggs" on Saturday mornings, I think. Strippers and breakfast, I guess.

Hash & gash.

Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2015 09:50 PM (Ua6T/)







Bangers and Gash

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 09:58 PM (ynQIy)

407 @342: "I would have the Republicans use every legal, moral, and ethical means
at their disposal to control Obama and the executive branch."

And *then* what are you prepared to do? If you open the can of these
worms you must be prepared to go all the way. Because they're not gonna
give up the fight until one of you is dead.

Posted by: Malone from "The Untouchables" at March 23, 2015 09:58 PM (amQXf)

408 Apropos to nothing, I think I found AtC's corgi:

http://cheezburger.com/6452544768

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at March 23, 2015 09:58 PM (m9V0o)

409
404 402 Reap what you sow.
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:56 PM

Well let's damn pink Floyd while we are at it then

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:59 PM (YOPoU)

410 I'm doing both.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:53 PM (YOPoU)


There are quite a few people in Edmonton cheering for Winnipeg (even though they're playing each other tonight) so the latter can make the playoffs. Although it may be at the expense of your Wild.

Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 09:59 PM (YnvVg)

411 >>> Bangers and Gash

Avoid the creamed beef on toast.

Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2015 09:59 PM (Ua6T/)

412 I liked Neil Young's music back when I was in High School. Were the drugs better or just a quantity thing?

Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 10:00 PM (W2Cji)

413 I don't think I would go that far Mis Hum.

Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 10:00 PM (H41QJ)

414 That's the size bottle I have, or had.
It got tough wetting things by dunking them in, so I poured into a smaller container. There was a lot of goop down at the bottom of the original bottle.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2015 10:00 PM (XmOA9)

415 Apropos to nothing, I think I found AtC's corgi:



http://cheezburger.com/6452544768

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at March 23, 2015 09:58 PM (m9V0o)


LOL!!!!

Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:01 PM (YnvVg)

416 Some may say 'Death to america'.

others may say, 'Death to the Great Satan.'.

Let me be clear, 'Death to Both!'.

Posted by: Barackhenaten I at March 23, 2015 10:01 PM (6y+F2)

417 413 I don't think I would go that far Mis Hum.
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 10:00 PM

Floyd is as politically incorrect as Young. So are we gonna go Moo Moo? Fuck it then

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 10:02 PM (YOPoU)

418 If Ayatollah once, Ayatollah you a thousand times, muslims be batshit crazy.


You want wor mein.


You'll settle for chow mein.


You get kha meini.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2015 10:03 PM (KefbY)

419 Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015

A happy bd?.

If Wild beats Toronto doesn't matter what Loseapeg does.,we are up 2-1 4 mins to go

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 10:03 PM (YOPoU)

420 417: MH: That didn't work out so hot for me last week.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:03 PM (ucDmr)

421 No, no no. I'm just saying Neil got some karma. It's sorta funny.

Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 10:03 PM (H41QJ)

422 >>I liked Neil Young's music back when I was in High School. Were the drugs better or just a quantity thing?



The drugs are definitely better, today.

As for Neil Young, you were in high school. You didn't know any better.

Posted by: Barackhenaten I at March 23, 2015 10:04 PM (6y+F2)

423 A happy bd?.



If Wild beats Toronto doesn't matter what Loseapeg does.,we are up 2-1 4 mins to go

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 10:03 PM (YOPoU)


Yup.

If you can't beat Toronto, you have problems. Not that the Oilers didn't look awful against Toronto a few weeks back.

Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:04 PM (YnvVg)

424
420 417: MH: That didn't work out so hot for me last week.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:03 PM (ucDmr)

Well if they are gonna act like a fucking bunch of Moo moos I will bring it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 10:05 PM (YOPoU)

425 And the same fainting couch liberals who cry that any criticism of Shit Midas, no matter how small, is HateSpeech! have no problem with the leader of a country close to getting a nuke saying Death to America.

Time for a Milwaukee's Best, cuz it don't get any better than this.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2015 10:06 PM (XmOA9)

426 Of course, in HS, a copy of Harvest, a pinner and a car was enough to get you laid.

Posted by: Garrett at March 23, 2015 10:07 PM (6y+F2)

427 424: Sounds good. The truth does surely hurt.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:07 PM (ucDmr)

428 'sup, fab peeps of the interwebs?

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:10 PM (EgOr3)

429 PEACHES

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 10:10 PM (YOPoU)

430 Heh, I guess I meant time for an Old Milwaukee.

Whatever.

The only difference betwixt those two beer is which urinal they got their water from.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2015 10:11 PM (XmOA9)

431 428: Peaches,good evening. How is evrything?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:11 PM (ucDmr)

432 427 424: Sounds good. The truth does surely hurt.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:07 PM

Hi guys,
Ya know I said I drove home thru flurries, well I checked and it looked like it was going north of us.

Woke up the next morning to snow and we got about 4". Hope you avoided the Globull Warmening.

Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 10:12 PM (o/90i)

433 Peaches!!! Bacon?

Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:12 PM (YnvVg)

434 The ONT looks a little weird tonight.

Weirder than normal, anyway...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 23, 2015 10:12 PM (rJUlF)

435 Doods . . . all good here, got some awesome kicks earlier. Lookin' at an 80 degree day tomorrow. Bangin' down a one-more-probably-a-bad-idea can o' cheap swill. I see no one has summoned the meteors yet . . . I don't get it but i'm not in charge, don't want to be.

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:13 PM (EgOr3)

436 Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 10:12 PM (o/90i)

Wtf?!

Snow further south than us? Wild

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 10:13 PM (YOPoU)

437 Bacon?

I WISH!!! Can't cook it here, stinks up the place. Cannot abide cooking smells in this tawdry little luxury shithole.

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:13 PM (EgOr3)

438 The only difference betwixt those two beer is which urinal they got their water from.>>>

Bear piss beer. It's in the water son that's why it's yellow.

Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 10:14 PM (W2Cji)

439 Wild win. 9th straight road game win.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 10:15 PM (YOPoU)

440 Bear piss beer. It's in the water son that's why it's yellow.
Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 10:14 PM (W2Cji)

From the land of sky blue waters, no doubt.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 23, 2015 10:15 PM (rJUlF)

441 so, where the fuck is the ont? Maet, you still mad, bro?

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:15 PM (EgOr3)

442 432: Nothing here. I guess tomorrow night is our turn. Glad you made it back ok.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:16 PM (ucDmr)

443 441

That's what I was wondering. Maybe Maet is still trying to figure out how to punish us tonight.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 23, 2015 10:16 PM (rJUlF)

444 yeah, Capt., it's so funny how they think a lack of content is gonna sting . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:17 PM (EgOr3)

445 From the land of sky blue waters, no doubt.>>>

Yes an old Hamm's joke.

Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 10:18 PM (W2Cji)

446 be cool to snag first, though . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:18 PM (EgOr3)

447 So he proclaimed "Death To America". You can't believe anything a politician says. Just look at me!

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at March 23, 2015 10:19 PM (2GbWn)

448
441 so, where the fuck is the ont? Maet, you still mad, bro?
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10

He's trying to find a new liver photo for us

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 10:19 PM (YOPoU)

449 liver photo? wut? you talkin' sauteed or a surgical procedure? never mind, they're both totally gross.

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:20 PM (EgOr3)

450 448: Some moron could volunteer.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:20 PM (ucDmr)

451
obama White House to Americans: Never mind that Iranian death chant; it's just like us chanting "Yes We Can!" at rallies

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 23, 2015 10:21 PM (Bl8Zy)

452 "
liver photo? wut? you talkin' sauteed or a surgical procedure? never mind, they're both totally gross."


Nah, just raw.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 10:21 PM (cbMSM)

453 He's trying to find a new liver photo for us>>>

Has 3d printing advanced enough that that will repair the Valurite damage?

Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 10:21 PM (W2Cji)

454 just like us chanting "Yes We Can!" at rallies

It's "si se puede!" srsly, the racism here is beyond the pale (oops)

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:22 PM (EgOr3)

455 So the Ayatollah Hominy (as Limbaugh calls him) is the MODERATE mullah, right? didn't the Lickspittle Media tell us that when the Asshole Khomeini went to his satanic reward?

shuffled off the mortal coil?

joined the demons invisible?

pushin' up the oil fields?

was bleedin' demised?

Posted by: Beverly at March 23, 2015 10:22 PM (iOa3m)

456
at the Foxy Lady in Providence (of all places) they had showers in which you could shower with the strippuhs

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 23, 2015 10:23 PM (Bl8Zy)

457 Nah, just raw.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 10:21 PM (cbMSM)
only dogs like that

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:23 PM (EgOr3)

458 Chelsea Clinton on Jimmy Kimmel tonite. Accepting her mother of the year award no doubt. You have been warned.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:23 PM (ucDmr)

459 I liked when the Secretariat of State went over and the 'ranians blew up a life sized model of the USS Enterprise. Now THAT is an "unclenched fist"!

Posted by: John Doorman@AllQuit at March 23, 2015 10:25 PM (g1MTt)

460 Chelsea Clinton on Jimmy Kimmel tonite. Accepting her mother of the year award no doubt. You have been warned.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:23 PM

Do you think she'll rag on 1%ers? Now that would be funny.

Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 10:25 PM (o/90i)

461 Chelsea Clinton on Jimmy Kimmel tonite. Accepting her mother of the year award no doubt. You have been warned.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:23 PM (ucDmr)
Anybody who stays up after 10 pm deserves what they get. The better plan is to repair to the boudoir with a good book and a couple feline overlords.

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:27 PM (EgOr3)

462 460: Who knows. I can't watch that abomanation of dna spew her retarded shit all over the place She just makes me wanna hurl. If all women were like her I would be asexual or gay. Or, I would just kill myself.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:28 PM (ucDmr)

463 So my takeaway is that the words of an Israeli leader can be trusted to be true and accurate, while the words of an Iranian leader, not so much.

Of course, that doesn't imply that the nuclear negotiations aren't valid

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2015 10:29 PM (E+4r+)

464 "and the 'ranians blew up a life sized model of the USS Enterprise. "



Their speedboats and bazookas are quite impressive against 1/20th scale wooden mockups that are sitting still.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 10:29 PM (cbMSM)

465
I WISH!!! Can't cook it here, stinks up the place. Cannot abide cooking smells in this tawdry little luxury shithole.

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:13 PM (EgOr3)








Try it in the oven. Piece of parchment paper in the bottom of a roasting pan, bacon on the paper. Keeps the mess down, and controls the smell. Still there, but not overpowering.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 10:30 PM (ynQIy)

466 464: And unarmed.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:30 PM (ucDmr)

467 Anybody who stays up after 10 pm deserves what they get. The better plan is to repair to the boudoir with a good book and a couple feline overlords.
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:27 PM (EgOr3)

*****

Dayum Peaches, I can think of a thing or two that would be preferable to retie to the bedroom with.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 10:30 PM (iKG5d)

468 Will there be a "punishment" ONT again?

Posted by: otho at March 23, 2015 10:30 PM (tBSrv)

469 I am wondering if there's a little fart in the space time continuum. I keep clicking, like a lab rat, on the AoS and the swirly thing NEVER stops. What if there's a problem with the ONT? Did I get all beered up for nothing? I might have to reconsider my membership . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:31 PM (EgOr3)

470 467: That's what I was thinking. I have no feline overlord.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:32 PM (ucDmr)

471 Dayum Peaches, I can think of a thing or two that would be preferable to retie to the bedroom with.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 10:30 PM (iKG5d)


Sir, that was quite the misspelling

Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:32 PM (YnvVg)

472 Dayum Peaches, I can think of a thing or two that would be preferable to retie to the bedroom with.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 10:30 PM (iKG5d)
well, you are probably appreciably younger than I am and didn't get all your sport-fucking out of the way last century. oops, tmi???

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:32 PM (EgOr3)

473 Did I get all beered up for nothing? I might have to reconsider my membership . . .


Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:31 PM (EgOr3)


Look at my nic and party on.

Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:33 PM (YnvVg)

474 Vendette!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! You are such a goddess . . . hugs, shmooshes, throwing confetti!

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:34 PM (EgOr3)

475 Sir, that was quite the misspelling
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:32 PM (YnvVg)

******

It is a gift.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 10:35 PM (5qEZd)

476 Happy birthday Vendette!

If you play a certain MMO ... Ding!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 10:35 PM (0NdlF)

477 At this point, Hampsterdance would be a more coherent (and successful) foreign policy.

Posted by: Hampsterdance at March 23, 2015 10:35 PM (76HNm)

478 472: Peaches, bet that I am older than you. Can still work something out with the wife once in a while. Can't fuckin move for a week after though. sport fucking is out of the picture in my life.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:35 PM (ucDmr)

479 >>> Look at my nic and party on.

Happy Birthday, Young Lady!

Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2015 10:36 PM (Ua6T/)

480 omg, do NOT click on hampsterdance's nic. in fact, I am going to get out fluffy and shoot his ass. if you infected my computer, you are already roadkill, sucka.

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:36 PM (EgOr3)

481 well, you are probably appreciably younger than I am and didn't get all your sport-fucking out of the way last century. oops, tmi???
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:32 PM (EgOr3)

*****

I am 52, and hope to get finished with said sport fcuking in the next 28 years or so. All hail Pharmacology!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 10:36 PM (JVKFK)

482 OT: For those of you that were intriqued by the "Nazi hideout found in Argentine Jungle" in the sidebar, here is a quick photo-journalism essay from ABC Color, one of the Paraguayan papers, with some pretty good pics.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/m7jdc94

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2015 10:36 PM (t//F+)

483 Happy Bday Vendette.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:37 PM (ucDmr)

484 243 The truth is, a lot of Democrats would be right at home in Iran.

Well, yeah, until they tried to set up a Folsom St. Fair over there. Or started going on about how a guy in a dress has a perfect right to use the ladies room. My bet is they'd quickly feel much less at home.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 23, 2015 10:37 PM (+XMAD)

485 Peaches, bet that I am older than you.

bet you're not . . . you go first.

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:38 PM (EgOr3)

486 Happy birthday Vendette!



If you play a certain MMO ... Ding!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 10:35 PM (0NdlF)


Thanks!

I have no idea what the second sentence means.

Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:38 PM (YnvVg)

487 I have no idea what the second sentence means.

whoa, I thought that was just me . . . whew!

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:39 PM (EgOr3)

488 484: Once they throw a couple off the roof, they will get the message.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:39 PM (ucDmr)

489 Huh, today I learned that Hamsterdance is a Canadian invention.

Something to consider when someone wonders if the Canadians have ever attacked the US.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 10:39 PM (0NdlF)

490 >>> I am going to get out fluffy and shoot his ass.

You can't hit me from here, you dingy old broad ;--)

Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2015 10:40 PM (Ua6T/)

491 if the Canadians have ever attacked the US.

fuck, even Fredo could handle that . . . "SHOOT THE WHITE PEOPLE!!"

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:40 PM (EgOr3)

492 485: Peaches, I am a 1954 model boomer.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:41 PM (ucDmr)

493 Happy birthday to you, Vendette.

I won't sing. The horde was already punished enough by Maet.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 23, 2015 10:41 PM (+XMAD)

494 "http://preview.tinyurl.com/m7jdc94"


Thanks. The original was lean on pics and info. The Nazzies started forming links in S.A. before the war began so this doesn't look too out of sorts.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 10:41 PM (cbMSM)

495 Peaches, I am a 1954 model boomer.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:41 PM (ucDmr)
Got 3 years on ya, then. Help an old lady across the street, whippersnapper?

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:41 PM (EgOr3)

496 Something to consider when someone wonders if the Canadians have ever attacked the US.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 10:39 PM (0NdlF)


The Hamsterdance, worse than any contribution from the colony up north during the War of 1812.

Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:42 PM (YnvVg)

497 You can't hit me from here, you dingy old broad ;--)

Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2015 10:40 PM (Ua6T/)
so . . . you've seen me at the range?

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:43 PM (EgOr3)

498 I am 52, and hope to get finished with said sport fcuking in the next 28 years or so. All hail Pharmacology!>>>

Sport fucking at 20 is Rugby.

Sportfucking at 80 is golf if your lucky or Shuffle board if your lucky too. Hell fucking at 80 is like skydiving. If there is a failure of the equipment you die screaming.

Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 10:43 PM (W2Cji)

499 Huh, today I learned that Hamsterdance is a Canadian invention.



Something to consider when someone wonders if the Canadians have ever attacked the US.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 10:39 PM (0NdlF)


Hey, we burned down the White House in the unpleasantness of 1812. We are tanned, rested, and ready, if somebody ponies up the dough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2015 10:44 PM (KefbY)

500
"People will be content with government as long as it's their will being imposed."

-- Shih Tzu

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 23, 2015 10:44 PM (Bl8Zy)

501 Good night, Horde.

I have to get up early to drag the trash and recycling to the curb. There are three foot snow banks and its uphill both ways.

Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2015 10:44 PM (Ua6T/)

502 I have no idea what the second sentence means.

Easier seen than explained.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEUD_1Trk-0

So just imagine getting a light show to celebrate your moment of awesome.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 10:44 PM (0NdlF)

503 I have no idea what the second sentence means.
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:38 PM

No worries Vendette, the mind goes slowly most times.

Happy Birthday to youuuuuu!

(And actually I have no idea what it means.)

Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 10:44 PM (o/90i)

504 Robinson, I have done skydiving. It's more like fucking at 20. It's a rush.

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:44 PM (EgOr3)

505 Good night, fluffy!


{{{}}}



Hey, we burned down the White House in the
unpleasantness of 1812. We are tanned, rested, and ready, if somebody
ponies up the dough.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2015 10:44 PM (KefbY)


August 24, 1814.

Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:45 PM (YnvVg)

506 We're giving you the Joo stinkeye, Frogs.

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at March 23, 2015 10:45 PM (lG2E3)

507 You Canucks just love remembering 1812 like it wasn't 200 years ago.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 10:45 PM (0NdlF)

508 Hey, we burned down the White House in the
unpleasantness of 1812. We are tanned, rested, and ready, if somebody
ponies up the dough.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2015 10:44 PM (KefbY)
Let me know if you need a few bucks for gasoline.

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:45 PM (EgOr3)

509 495: I would be honored. But, about half way across, you may have to help me. My knees are really effed up.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:46 PM (ucDmr)

510 Hey, we burned down the White House in the unpleasantness of 1812. We are tanned, rested, and ready, if somebody ponies up the dough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2015 10:44 PM (KefbY)

How about winter homes in Florida for everyone? Oh, wait, you guys already have those.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 23, 2015 10:46 PM (+XMAD)

511 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEUD_1Trk-0



So just imagine getting a light show to celebrate your moment of awesome.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 10:44 PM (0NdlF)


I am extremely grateful for your kind wishes.

Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:46 PM (YnvVg)

512 Yo horde. I guess it's senior citizen night at the HQ. But shouldn't that mean the ONT gets posted at 8:30?

Posted by: DC in River City at March 23, 2015 10:47 PM (e+1S5)

513 Let me know if you need a few bucks for gasoline.

Gotta say, telling the Canucks to make up for 1812 by burning down the White House again has a certain dramatic irony to it.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 10:47 PM (0NdlF)

514 ONT's up. That fuckin' fluffy wasn't really going nite-nite, he was snaggin' first. grinds teeth, thinks about another can o' cheap swill . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:47 PM (EgOr3)

515 August 24, 1814.


Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:45 PM (YnvVg)


But it was "the War of 1812" because it got started then. It's not my fault they took two and a half years to fight a one-year war. Probably a union wobble.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2015 10:49 PM (KefbY)

516 Peaches, I am a 1954 model boomer.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:41 PM (ucDmr)

Got 3 years on ya, then. Help an old lady across the street, whippersnapper?
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:41 PM

Funny thing at the WI MoMee there was a majority of us born within a year. And we'd all help such a kind? old lady across the street.

Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 10:49 PM (o/90i)

517 If there is a failure of the equipment you die screaming.
Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 10:43 PM (W2Cj)

Tell me about it!

Posted by: Nelson Rockefeller, who died happy but not with Happy at March 23, 2015 10:49 PM (+XMAD)

518 Will the US survive the next two years? Flip a coin.

Will the US survive the next two years as a republic? That ship has already sailed.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 23, 2015 10:49 PM (lG2E3)

519 There is an ONT.........sorta.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 10:50 PM (cbMSM)

520 Funny thing at the WI MoMee there was a majority of us born within a year. And we'd all help such a kind? old lady across the street.
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 10:49 PM (o/90i)

I rather enjoyed being the spring chicken in the bunch.

At 55, I don't often get to feel that way!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 23, 2015 10:51 PM (+XMAD)

521 And we'd all help such a kind? old lady across the street.



Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 10:49 PM (o/90i)
probably more like "da kine" than "kind" but, yeah, you got a problem, I will go to the mat for you. it's all I've got, but I've got it in spades. and I love you guys, that will not change.

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:51 PM (EgOr3)

522 I rather enjoyed being the spring chicken in the bunch.
At 55, I don't often get to feel that way!
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 23, 2015 10:51 PM

Well, you and P. did drag me put on the dance floor. And you 2 closed the bar! Yay for the Ette's!

Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 10:58 PM (o/90i)

523 My face in between Huma's legs as she menstruates on me, and I'm thinkin, "legs and eggs, baby, legs and eggs!"

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 24, 2015 01:21 AM (cIoI4)

524 ALL DEALS by marxist, devout muslim, Obama is to advance world Communism and Islam. Can't you tell in the last 6 years how obvious it is ? How about how Obama is destroying our defenses and economy while empowering theirs ?

Posted by: ron n. at March 24, 2015 11:34 PM (YVQn/)

525 89

Posted by: Zi at March 26, 2015 09:14 AM (r8FcF)

526 85 :v

Posted by: Zi at March 26, 2015 09:16 AM (r8FcF)

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