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Monday Morning Open Thread

Lousy Smarch Weather...

Posted by: BenK at 06:16 AM




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1 I think I just heard on the radio Ted Cruz is running?? Good morning, all!

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 23, 2015 06:18 AM (dg6oj)

2 "Coffee", he said, his voice raspy from too much ethanol and too many cigarettes.

"and keep the noise down", he added.

Posted by: W.B. Tucowes at March 23, 2015 06:20 AM (kg4Ky)

3 What's up, Duck?

Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2015 06:23 AM (Ua6T/)

4 Whee! Shiny new thread smell, and it doesn't smell like troll yet.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 06:24 AM (J+mig)

5 Quack

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2015 06:25 AM (F1jFR)

6 Clear sky and mid-50s in Central Texas, Ben. Imagine a place where you almost never have to worry about snow... (and bring your vote, someone's gotta balance out the Californians.)

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 06:29 AM (J+mig)

7 Is there any news this fine spring morning?

Posted by: JohnsTH36 at March 23, 2015 06:29 AM (7vEcP)

8 Whee! Shiny new thread smell, and it doesn't smell like troll yet.

Don't worry Hector will be here in no time. For a guy who says we are 'nativist scum who hate brown people' he sure doesn't like Ted Cruz.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 23, 2015 06:29 AM (xQX/f)

9 Don't worry Hector will be here in no time. For a guy who says we are 'nativist scum who hate brown people' he sure doesn't like Ted Cruz.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 23, 2015 06:29 AM (xQX/f)

That's because passforwhites like Cruz & me are not found in the pages of the Book of Diversity and are therefore more pale-skinned unpeople to hate on as much as you want. And of course, there's nothing racist about it, since we look like the Evil Whiteman.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 06:32 AM (J+mig)

10 Every hour is now Cruz o'clock.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 23, 2015 06:33 AM (1CroS)

11 With training and experience, trolls are easily ignored.

Posted by: JohnsTH36 at March 23, 2015 06:34 AM (7vEcP)

12 "Is there any news this fine spring morning?"

Latest health news reports that Obamacare will cover physicals for FunCamp(TM)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2015 06:35 AM (F1jFR)

13 This country needs Cruz control.

And that's all I've got to say. It was a crappy weekend and it's going to be a crappy week. So I won't unload my angst on you all.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 23, 2015 06:35 AM (zF6Iw)

14 Latest health news reports that Obamacare will cover physicals for FunCamp(TM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2015 06:35 AM (F1jFR)

And don't worry if you don't have your shots! Everyone gets at least one, unless you qualify for the alternate longterm wellness plan!

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 06:36 AM (J+mig)

15 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 23, 2015 06:35 AM (zF6Iw)

Cruz control

And a new meme is born. Take a bow and collect your winnings at the pay window.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at March 23, 2015 06:37 AM (X+nFp)

16 It's worth looking at the picture of the collapsed hiking trail. Just looking at the headline you might have a different impression.

Fox News.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ptmzu8z

"The National Park Service had posted signs at the site two days earlier warning hikers that a fissure along the top of Arch Rock may have weakened the cliff and that walking along the edge was dangerous."

It wasn't the 'edge' that collapsed. Need a 'before' picture since it's named 'arch rock'.

Posted by: JohnsTH36 at March 23, 2015 06:39 AM (7vEcP)

17 11 With training and experience, trolls are easily ignored.

Posted by: JohnsTH36 at March 23, 2015 06:34 AM (7vEcP)

So true, but I think it is telling how soon the troll( s) decided they had to fight against Cruz. He seems to truly threaten them. Perhaps it is because our candidates actually stand for principles which will better America. They (the trolls) will probably not have too much criticism of Jeb, however.

Posted by: Chilling the most at March 23, 2015 06:40 AM (zW5rQ)

18

DAY 866

597 to go (670 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2015 06:41 AM (St6BJ)

19 Good Morning Morons. Today is Monday, March 23, 2015. On this day in 1933 the Reichstag passed the Enabling Act of 1933, making Adolf Hitler dictator of Germany. So you see, contrary to popular myth, Hitler was never elected to anything. The Germans were sold out by their own representatives. Sound familiar?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:41 AM (wlDny)

20 Howdy doo; the UN says Yemen is on the brink of civil war. I guess all that fighting going on by Al Qaeda is a birthday party that got a little rowdy.


http://fxn.ws/1xqTN49

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:42 AM (wlDny)

21 CA park services put up a warning sign in front of a deep fissure. They were unaware that their residents were eat up with chronic stupid.


http://fxn.ws/1CK8XSP

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:42 AM (wlDny)

22 The Confederate Battle Flag is offensive to a lot of people. Supporters of this license plate say that, but argue that license plates with it on them should be allowed. Opponents say they have a God given right to not be offended by anything they see.


http://fxn.ws/1Ft5h9Y

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:42 AM (wlDny)

23 Scrunt finds a stupid judge in CA. Not hard to do.


http://fxn.ws/1B7KtOP

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:43 AM (wlDny)

24 Stephen King proves once again he is an asshole.


http://fxn.ws/1CgdZ8X

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:43 AM (wlDny)

25 DOJ says charges against Menendez are coming soon. Gee, isn't it funny that he was a hero until he came against Obama on some stuff. Even going down to SA to have sex with underage hookers provided by a crony were not enough to get him charged before.


http://fxn.ws/1LLBKvX

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:43 AM (wlDny)

26 Posted by: Chilling the most at March 23, 2015 06:40 AM (zW5rQ)

Obviously. They don't waste their breath on the non-threats. They do this every election cycle, to try to get the Republican candidate to be the one they're most confident about running against. For example, if it's JEB, you know that they're already prepared to wheel out the old Bush hatred for another go-round if he makes it through the primary.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 06:43 AM (J+mig)

27 Israeli pollster says Obama interference using taxpayer money (which is illegal) was much larger than what was reported. But that is OK, nobody will do anything. Laws are "off the table".


http://bit.ly/1C3jsyG

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:43 AM (wlDny)

28 Eoropean "far right" groups back Putin. Keep in mind that in Europe "far right" means Nazi.


http://yhoo.it/1Fta6jn

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:44 AM (wlDny)

29
Very excited about Ted Cruz as well as Scott Walker and maybe Bobby Jindal.

As I always remind the horde, no candidate is perfect on 100% of the issues 100% of the time. We have to find the best overall candidate on issues as well as on ability to rise above the MFM and rouse the people. Then we have to rally around him/her and beat the GOP.

Those are all the first step on the long road back. The other phase is Article V and then the very very difficult task of deprogramming our children and keeping them away from all levels of academia.

But this is a good start. Go Ted!



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2015 06:44 AM (St6BJ)

30 Jebbie gets hammered by conservatives and this fawning POS article asks why. I'll tell you why, he is a liberal DIABLO asshole. Oh, and they say Red State supports him. Must be a reason why I don't go to Red State.


http://bit.ly/1Ii80kN

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:44 AM (wlDny)

31 Iran and Hezbollah off the terrorism list because of a format change? The mustache says BS. I say they must think people are stupid. Well, the Choom got reelected so maybe they are right.


http://bit.ly/1EHJPLj

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:44 AM (wlDny)

32 Make sure you have not recently eaten before reading this crap.


http://bit.ly/1CPU56T

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:45 AM (wlDny)

33 Ex-muzzie says the same thing many of us have been saying here. Islam is not just a few rotten apples spoiling a barrel of good ones. The whole barrel is rotted to death.


http://bit.ly/1FQAoef

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:45 AM (wlDny)

34 Scankles has lost the racist CBC. They now want Lyingwatha.


http://bit.ly/1LNlYk7

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:45 AM (wlDny)

35 Gee, WZ has been reading AOS. First candidate who says he will undo everything Obama has done gets my vote.


http://bit.ly/1LNmfU9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:46 AM (wlDny)

36
Irony of ironies - France may actually put the kibosh of SCOAMF's attempt to surrender to Iran via the UN.

They have too much invested in the Middle East to let the mullah's fuck it all up. For now, France and Israel are on the same side. Amazing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2015 06:46 AM (St6BJ)

37 I am not a big fan of Glen Beck but he is damn right about Karl Rove.


http://bit.ly/1HnlBWT

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:46 AM (wlDny)

38 Obama's NASA is pushing the AGW scam hard.


http://bit.ly/1Cgn9SW

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:46 AM (wlDny)

39 The Daily Deal



http://amzn.to/1BI67rN


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:47 AM (wlDny)

40 34 Scankles has lost the racist CBC. They now want Lyingwatha.


http://bit.ly/1LNlYk7
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:45 AM (wlDny)


You would think a schmuck like Cory Booker or Devil Patrick would jump in and snatch that endorsement.

Hmm. Racists.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2015 06:47 AM (St6BJ)

41 So with Shiny New Cruz on stage now, am I to understand that Scott Walker is now last week's used Kleenex?

Fickle bitches.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 23, 2015 06:47 AM (4pyhg)

42
"No candidate is perfect".
I no longer trust any of them.

Townhall.com
Kurt Schlichter "No point in more defense spending with liberals in charge".

http://preview.tinyurl.com/m78qdbv

To which I would add, no point in more spending for education with liberals in charge.

Posted by: JohnsTH36 at March 23, 2015 06:50 AM (7vEcP)

43 41 So with Shiny New Cruz on stage now, am I to understand that Scott Walker is now last week's used Kleenex?

Fickle bitches.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 23, 2015 06:47 AM (4pyhg)


Nah. I want a better field than 2012. I don't think that Cruz, Walker, Jindal and perhaps a Bolton or Haley will perform as poorly as Newt, Cain, Perry-on-dope, Bachmann and Santorum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2015 06:50 AM (St6BJ)

44 Okay kids.

Gotta jump and actually finish a paying gig. Deadlines, deadlines.

Keep it IS-real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2015 06:51 AM (St6BJ)

45 You would think a schmuck like Cory Booker or Devil Patrick would jump in and snatch that endorsement.



Black group backs white person. Then bitches when white person isn't representative of blacks.
Sounds like Fergadishu.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2015 06:52 AM (/gH7O)

46 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2015 06:50 AM (St6BJ)

Amen to that, and if we get a good field for a change, the candidate that emerges will hopefully be strong enough to stand up to the intense media scrutiny that'll follow.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 06:52 AM (J+mig)

47 You want Cruz
You'll settle for Walker
You'll get Jeb

Morning all
Thanks again for the news Vic

Posted by: Puppy loving NCJ (trust me) at March 23, 2015 06:53 AM (g6GRm)

48 So with Shiny New Cruz on stage now, am I to understand that Scott Walker is now last week's used Kleenex?

Two top quarterbacks competing for the starting position. It doesn't get better then that.

If Bush and the establishment can beat that -- and I'm sure they'll spend millions trying -- I'm seriously thinking I belong in a different country.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 23, 2015 06:54 AM (xQX/f)

49 Ah now, Newt actually forced a balanced budget on Clinton who then claimed credit for it. Then Newt was smeared by the news media.

They did the same thing with Reagan.

The news media can not be trusted.

Posted by: JohnsTH36 at March 23, 2015 06:54 AM (7vEcP)

50 I am still for Walker and his throne of skulls.

Cruz I have a man crush on but first term Senators for Prezident? No thanks.

Posted by: blaster at March 23, 2015 06:55 AM (5Oeql)

51 49
Ah now, Newt actually forced a balanced budget on Clinton who then
claimed credit for it. Then Newt was smeared by the news media.



They did the same thing with Reagan.



The news media can not be trusted.

Posted by: JohnsTH36 at March 23, 2015 06:54 AM (7vEcP)


It wasn't just the MFM who smeared him. The RNCe hated him as well. He was an evil conservative.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:56 AM (wlDny)

52 Oh wait I forgot we are all No longer republicans. Feel the Joementum!

Posted by: blaster at March 23, 2015 06:57 AM (5Oeql)

53 Cruz is the only one I would vote for so far. Walker may prove me wrong but is probably going to be a disappointment. The two together however would be great.

Notice I didn't say awesome cause that word is overused and it wouldn't be awesome. What would be awesome is if a 10 mile deep sinkhole opened up under the presidential podium (toilet) while zero was taking a dump.

Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2015 06:57 AM (JdEZJ)

54 Just realized. Where has Sven been?

Posted by: blaster at March 23, 2015 06:58 AM (5Oeql)

55 52. Feel the Joementum

Oh yeah baby
Right there, feel it
FEEL IT!!!!

Posted by: Puppy loving NCJ (trust me) at March 23, 2015 06:58 AM (g6GRm)

56 53 Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2015 06:57 AM (JdEZJ)


Maybe CA will post a warning sign in front of it for people to ignore.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny)

57 They (the trolls) will probably not have too much criticism of Jeb, however.
Posted by: Chilling the most at March 23, 2015 06:40 AM (zW5rQ)

If he gets the nomination, they will suddenly have plenty of things to criticize about him, just as the media turned on McCain once he was the GOP candidate and he found out they had only been pretending to like him.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 23, 2015 07:00 AM (+XMAD)

58 8-Don't worry Hector will be here in no time. For a guy who says we are 'nativist scum who hate brown people' he sure doesn't like Ted Cruz.


Just one of many great reasons to have Ted Cruz in the election. He's a great spokesman for conservatism, will collect many statist scalps, will not gaffe, and will provide numerous opportunities to call out Socialist Racism.

Posted by: great big Banana Republic at March 23, 2015 07:00 AM (+kznc)

59 "Shiny New Cruz" won't be too shiny after the MFM gets through trashing the crap out of him. And they will. You know they will.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 23, 2015 07:01 AM (tjj0w)

60 Obama is so full of crap that he could fill a ten mile sinkhole and his shoes would be licked clean while he stepped down to ground level.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 23, 2015 07:03 AM (4pyhg)

61 It would be interesting IF Warrem vs Cruz in the general election

An "indian vs white hispanic"

Posted by: Colin at March 23, 2015 07:04 AM (8BG+c)

62 36 They have too much invested in the Middle East to let the mullah's fuck it all up. For now, France and Israel are on the same side. Amazing.


USSA under Imam Obama has become the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys.

Posted by: great big Banana Republic at March 23, 2015 07:04 AM (+kznc)

63 Yay, Jeb, the True Conservative!

Posted by: Rarl Kove at March 23, 2015 07:06 AM (MMC8r)

64
expletive deleted.
Obama has revamped Federal Budget Historical data and Google, The Search Engine of Truth, has buried the US Treasury data.

It used to be you could get historical data, the raw spending/revenue data with a simple search. Now it's buried in fancy blog posts filled with misleading charts and conclusions that advance Obama's political agenda.

There was a balanced budget just before 2000 that shows up as a teeny tiny blip on the charts with one other blip around '45'. The only two balanced budgets since almost forever.

With the raw data, you can eyeball the trends and the conclusions are undeniable. With these new, flashy charts and the Voice of Authority telling you what the charts mean, it's difficult to refute the trolls. Especially when facts don't matter to True Believers.

Posted by: JohnsTH36 at March 23, 2015 07:06 AM (7vEcP)

65 To be apart native American womanis all the new rage, you know.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 23, 2015 07:06 AM (tjj0w)

66 "Shiny New Cruz" won't be too shiny after the MFM gets through trashing the crap out of him.


It will be over the top. He doesn't have any experience, he's not a citizen, he eats cats, etc etc etc. It will certainly be entertaining and probably maddeningly idiotic.

Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2015 07:06 AM (JdEZJ)

67 Cruz is going to be harder to Palinize than most. He's very agile, and can fillet and skewer with the best of them.

Posted by: great big Banana Republic at March 23, 2015 07:07 AM (+kznc)

68 60 Obama is so full of crap that he could fill a ten mile sinkhole and his shoes would be licked clean while he stepped down to ground level



Are you saying he would float to the top? I think you might be on to something. He's like the creme of the slop.

Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2015 07:10 AM (JdEZJ)

69 I should add that going to treasury.gov for real data, you will be tracked by Obama's administration.

I don't recognize any of these new 'insidegov.com' web sites. Might be a story there. Who is running those pages?

Posted by: JohnsTH36 at March 23, 2015 07:11 AM (7vEcP)

70 I'm really hoping for the Southern Super Tuesday to become a reality for 2016 -- I'm waaay past sick and tired of the R candidate being chosen by Iowa, NH, and Florida.

The Used Condom Trio -- You know you been fucked.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2015 07:11 AM (KdKJi)

71 Ted Croooooze once shot a little boy!!! (with a pea shooter when he was six, but we're not telling you that part)


-Duh MFM

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 23, 2015 07:12 AM (Oqufv)

72 Morning, Glories!

Thanks for the news jolts, Vic.

And congratulations on being #1 commenter. At least you have some excuse. (Still, 70 posts/day....)

Posted by: mindful webworker - wazzup? at March 23, 2015 07:14 AM (EMrMF)

73 By the time Generalissimo Bambi leaves office, no part of the Federal Government will be left unfucked.

Reviewing and rescinding every Bambino EO should be Cruz's first priority. It should be handled as an emergency, because it is an emergency.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 23, 2015 07:14 AM (lG2E3)

74 I still shake my head in disbelief at the "Romney cut a guy's hair in college and made him commit suicide!" story. Fucking sycophantic hacks.

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 23, 2015 07:14 AM (Oqufv)

75
Cruz,,? heh...

What difference, at this point, does it make?1/1!?!?!?1!?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 23, 2015 07:14 AM (HSmrB)

76 My money is on MSNBC to be the first to call Cruz a "redneck".

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 23, 2015 07:15 AM (tjj0w)

77 First thing I think of when I think of a Cruz campaign? His Dad. A very good speaker who has no fear. Love it!


Posted by: RedDish at March 23, 2015 07:15 AM (5eXg1)

78 Cruz is going to be harder to Palinize than most. He's very agile, and can fillet and skewer with the best of them.

There was a transcendent moment in the primaries in Reagan's successful run -- when he boomed from the stage after his microphone got cut off, 'I am paying for this microphone, Mr. Breen!'. Gutsy, defiant Reagan was a wonder to behold. It made front page everywhere and got him major attention. I think it jump-started his campaign.

I think Cruz is cut from similar cloth. We will see. Lay in some popcorn.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 23, 2015 07:15 AM (xQX/f)

79 37 I am not a big fan of Glen Beck but he is damn right about Karl Rove.

http://bit.ly/1HnlBWT

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:46 AM (wlDny)
===========================

The Rove segment is being totally misrepresented by Beck, and Rove didn't even criticize Beck (much less mock him). Rove said, to the contrary, that there is room in the GOP platform for libertarian positions. Rove made one error, which was to ignore completely the platform size Beck possesses, by instead concentrating on how much money Beck has given candidates (zero).

I'm no fan of Karl Rove but Beck is just ginning up publicity here.

Posted by: MTF. Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 23, 2015 07:18 AM (FCsIb)

80 Cruz is one of the few candidates who can inspire me to vote in the general.



I'm guessing Jebba and Huckster are digging deep to try and kill him off.

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 23, 2015 07:18 AM (Oqufv)

81 Drudge has it on top that Rand is going to declare his bid on April 7.

Cruz/Paul -- The Oil And Water Ticket.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2015 07:19 AM (KdKJi)

82 Rand needs gender reassignment surgery to be viable.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 23, 2015 07:20 AM (lG2E3)

83 All I'll say is those calling Ted Cruz a "fringe candidate" or someone who will have a "marginal impact" on the race better watch out.

Posted by: Senator David Dewherst at March 23, 2015 07:20 AM (FCsIb)

84 Yay Ted! I'm glad he's running. Don't know if he can win, but starting now, all the other candidates will have to be BETTER than him on the issues to get my support. I'm looking at you and your amnesty pandering, Mr. Throne of Skulls.

Posted by: @votermom at March 23, 2015 07:21 AM (cbfNE)

85 Posted by: Senator David Dewherst at March 23, 2015 07:20 AM (FCsIb)


You're a funny guy, Dave. You didn't learn your lesson when you ran against Cruz, tried to use the same tactics against another conservative when you reran for Lt Gov and got your ass handed to you again. Bwaaaah!

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 23, 2015 07:23 AM (Oqufv)

86 But this is a good start. Go Ted!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I agree JJ.

I like Cruz and Walker. We are not going to eat our candidates like last election. They aren't perfect and we are going to defend them and fight back even when it's hard.

I got tips for trolling and trolls this weekend from the horde. We are going to have to get our A game on and be smart and non-emotional about debating the libs.

I'm ready.

Posted by: bossy barbara at March 23, 2015 07:23 AM (F2IAQ)

87 Cruz is going to be harder to Palinize than most. He's very agile, and can fillet and skewer with the best of them.


Why you be h8ting on the Latino? = Dems and MFM heads assploding.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2015 07:24 AM (/gH7O)

88 Cruz / Joe Wilson 2016

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 23, 2015 07:26 AM (JO9+V)

89 35 First candidate who says he will undo everything Obama has done gets my vote.

http://bit.ly/1LNmfU9
============================

It'd be great if we actually make it all the way to the next election without some calamitous war before we can replace the Progressives.

Posted by: MTF. Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 23, 2015 07:26 AM (FCsIb)

90 I agree that "WHITE-Hispanic" will make a big time comeback in the media. You know, they say we are racist, but the liberal media rolls in it.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 23, 2015 07:27 AM (tjj0w)

91 I think I remember a few years ago when there was a tidal wave warning on a beach in California. Hundreds came down to the beach to watch. --A warning sign on a trail? Probably acted like a magnet.

Posted by: AE at March 23, 2015 07:27 AM (+ft6G)

92 As I always remind the horde, no candidate is
perfect on 100% of the issues 100% of the time. We have to find the
best overall candidate on issues as well as on ability to rise above the
MFM.... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2015 06:44 AM


I will say that Cruz appears to be the best choice as of now. If we take it for granted (in a post-Choom Boy world) that minimal real-life work experience is enough for a President and that it's perfectly okay to run around speechifyin' while supposedly holding down a taxpayer-supported "job," that is.

Time will tell if Cruz believes what he has said, and whether he has the guts to campaign without adjusting his stands to win favor among certain constituencies. I hope he does.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 23, 2015 07:29 AM (P8YHq)

93 I got tips for trolling and trolls this weekend from the horde. We are going to have to get our A game on and be smart and non-emotional about debating the libs.


1. Lie
2. Big lie
3. Never respond with facts. Deflect with another lie.

Force them to do the chasing.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2015 07:30 AM (/gH7O)

94 Gutsy, defiant Reagan was a wonder to behold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRI6iSrS1kc
I was there.

brb: Have to rescue some children from a burning
building.

Posted by: Brian Williams at March 23, 2015 07:31 AM (xQX/f)

95 I don't know what to think of a Cruz candidacy until Moo Moo tells me what to think.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 23, 2015 07:32 AM (MMC8r)

96 Bu....but....but Cruz is UNELECTABLE!!!!


---Every GOPe apologist

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 23, 2015 07:32 AM (Oqufv)

97 I don't know what to think of a Cruz candidacy until Moo Moo tells me what to think.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 23, 2015 07:32 AM (MMC8r)




He told us already. Cruz is too extreme and distasteful to the mushy middle. Therefore, unelectable.

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 23, 2015 07:33 AM (Oqufv)

98 Morning! Snowing here! I better hit the road before it gets too bad. Bring on teh global warmening!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 23, 2015 07:37 AM (/9Mak)

99 82
Rand needs gender reassignment surgery to be viable.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 23, 2015 07:20 AM (lG2E3)

Would that be an addadicktomy procedure!

Posted by: Killerdog at March 23, 2015 07:38 AM (vntmB)

100 Here's what I say. Maybe a lot of people who stay home and don't vote do so because they are uninspired by a mushy middle candidate.


Maybe, just maybe, a firebrand who could clearly lay out a case for conservatism would get them to come out and vote.


Most of the people I know who don't vote, say that they don't bother because the parties are the same. That Repubs aren't interested in cutting spending or doing anything, so why bother. Why don't we show them something different and see what happens?

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 23, 2015 07:38 AM (Oqufv)

101 "Cruz is too extreme and distasteful to the mushy middle. Therefore, unelectable."

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 23, 2015 07:33 AM (Oqufv)


His positions are fine. I doubt he has the looks to be elected.

Posted by: jwest at March 23, 2015 07:38 AM (9ZZd+)

102 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 23, 2015 07:40 AM (hSlC9)

103 43 41 So with Shiny New Cruz on stage now, am I to understand that Scott Walker is now last week's used Kleenex?

Fickle bitches.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 23, 2015 06:47 AM (4pyhg)


Nah. I want a better field than 2012. I don't think that Cruz, Walker, Jindal and perhaps a Bolton or Haley will perform as poorly as Newt, Cain, Perry-on-dope, Bachmann and Santorum. -----
J.J.

I normally agree with you, but I don't agree about Herman Cain. None of the women who accused him have been heard of since, and none of their accusations were proved. He was attacked by the MSM, IMO.

Posted by: Chilling the most at March 23, 2015 07:41 AM (zW5rQ)

104 I dunno, Cruz seems to be an okay looking guy to me.

Posted by: Gene Simmons at March 23, 2015 07:41 AM (JO9+V)

105 "Total surrender" (in a spiritual sense) from a devotional from "My Utmost for His Highest" by Oswald Chambers whose book has been a significant source of spiritual reflection for many Christians for a number of years:

http://utmost.org/total-surrender/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2015 07:42 AM (DXzRD)

106 I doubt he has the looks to be elected.

True. Even handsome men, who pale by comparison to me, seldom win.

Posted by: B Hussein O at March 23, 2015 07:42 AM (xQX/f)

107 We are having sunshine for a few days here in ETEX. Perhaps I will be able to cut and bale my lawn.

Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2015 07:43 AM (go5uR)

108 Mitt is really good looking. Didn't help.

Posted by: @votermom at March 23, 2015 07:43 AM (cbfNE)

109 79 The Rove segment is being totally misrepresented by
Beck, and Rove didn't even criticize Beck (much less mock him). Rove
said, to the contrary, that there is room in the GOP platform for
libertarian positions. Rove made one error, which was to ignore
completely the platform size Beck possesses, by instead concentrating on
how much money Beck has given candidates (zero).



I'm no fan of Karl Rove but Beck is just ginning up publicity here.



Posted by: MTF. Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 23, 2015 07:18 AM (FCsIb)


BB begs to differ with you.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 07:44 AM (wlDny)

110 So over on Drudge, I see the right column link to "Much is owed from whom much has been given", and I'm thinking that three generation welfare families are being targeted.

Ehrrr....no.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2015 07:44 AM (F1jFR)

111 His positions are fine. I doubt he has the looks to be elected.

Posted by: jwest at March 23, 2015 07:38 AM (9ZZd+)


He can grow a beard, Grace.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 23, 2015 07:44 AM (zF6Iw)

112
"I doubt he has the looks to be elected."

Yeah, might as well vote for Hillary. ////

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 23, 2015 07:45 AM (tjj0w)

113 I really don't see how Cruz loses the primary or the general.

He's a better debater than the others.

He's able to actually articulate positions coherently.

The only thing he does occasionally is he can be a little too schmaltzy.

You know the media is going to go balls to the wall on abortion, rape and "womans" issues so he's going to have to demonstrate his jujitsu 24/7.

I look at it this way Walker should stay in Wisconsin because there are no other Walkers on the horizon.

Christie for all his faults is perfect for NJ as there are no other Christies on the horizon in NJ.

Same goes for Jindal.

Perry had his shot and failed spectacularly and there is the indictment to defend.

And Jeb can go DIAF.

Texas can produce another Cruz.


So count me on team Cruz.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 23, 2015 07:45 AM (4HFY9)

114 108 "Mitt is really good looking. Didn't help."

Between Mitt and Obama, the looks probably equaled out and white guilt took over.

On election day, about 30% of voters will know the candidate's position on immigration. The remaining 70% will vote for some totally stupid reason like looks.

Posted by: jwest at March 23, 2015 07:48 AM (9ZZd+)

115 If Cruz can get the debate format changed to radio only, he has the chance to really perform well.

In a "content of his character" world, looks are the first hurdle to overcome. Then sex.
And skin color. And sexual orientation.

It is what it is.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2015 07:49 AM (F1jFR)

116 From the "Shocked Face" news desk: "Dems empowering Boehner"

http://tinyurl.com/nqc4ywk

Vic's post on today's history seems particularly poignant this morning. We not only don't have a party, we're running pretty low on representation, period.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 23, 2015 07:49 AM (gfB4n)

117 Ted Cruz just made it much more difficult for me to quit the GOP.

Posted by: @JohnTant at March 23, 2015 07:49 AM (PFy0L)

118 His positions are fine. I doubt he has the looks to be elected.
Posted by: jwest at March 23, 2015 07:38 AM (9ZZd+)
____________________

Obama is goofy looking, and he got elected.

Of course, Cruz won't have the media giving him tongue baths and photographing him in flattering, soft-glow lights and putting halos behind his head.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 23, 2015 07:50 AM (lmdHn)

119 >> So count me on team Cruz.

I'm there. I told my mom that he would run, and that I would back him.

But I'm with Ace in this regard -- He will disappoint. They all will. Maybe he will do it less.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2015 07:51 AM (KdKJi)

120 I normally agree with you, but I don't agree about
Herman Cain. None of the women who accused him have been heard of
since, and none of their accusations were proved. He was attacked by
the MSM, IMO.
Posted by: Chilling the most at March 23, 2015 07:41 AM


Teh Hermster folded like the proverbial cheap suit when the bimbo accusations came up. His inability/unwillingness to defend himself is, if not an actual disqualifier, a big negative in my book.

Republicans and "conservatives" spend too much time making excuses for their candidates' failings, real or imagined, and not enough time pushing back with the truth.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 23, 2015 07:51 AM (P8YHq)

121 Wow I just noticed I had number 1 poster last week. That isa a first time ever. I normally only hit in the 300 range even with all the morning links.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 07:52 AM (wlDny)

122 "Cruz won't have the media giving him tongue baths and photographing him in flattering, soft-glow lights and putting halos behind his head."


By the time the media get done morphing Cruz into Grandpa Munster, you won't be able to tell who is who.

Posted by: jwest at March 23, 2015 07:52 AM (9ZZd+)

123 That "indictment" of Perry was just a political ploy to keep him from running for President. If that's all the commies have to do to keep conservatives from running our side is in trouble.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 23, 2015 07:54 AM (tjj0w)

124 Peaceful nature sounds-

Just don't listen to if you have have to go into a big meeting. ;^) Of course, the nature sounds would be better outside, but here goes:

http://tinyurl.com/knjpo7w

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2015 07:55 AM (DXzRD)

125 123
That "indictment" of Perry was just a political ploy to keep him from
running for President. If that's all the commies have to do to keep
conservatives from running our side is in trouble.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 23, 2015 07:54 AM (tjj0w)


What Perry should do is to get a "conservative" county in TX to indict the Mayor of Austin.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 07:57 AM (wlDny)

126 Vic - you should get some sort of reward for being the #1 poster. How about an all-expenses paid weekend at the "Scankles Bar and Casino (Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear"?

Seriously, the news posts are great and informative, and IMMENSELY appreciated.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 23, 2015 07:57 AM (Fr8iN)

127 Of course, Cruz won't have the media giving him tongue baths and photographing him in flattering, soft-glow lights and putting halos behind his head.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 23, 2015 07:50 AM (lmdHn)


Every time a liberal doubts the role of the MFM in Obama's rise to power, I tell them to do an image search: "Obama + halo". I'm pretty sure it causes some of them to rethink some stuff. Even the diehard Obamabots are surprised how obvious it is.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 23, 2015 07:58 AM (JGngs)

128 Vic should run for President of AoSHQ.

Posted by: @votermom at March 23, 2015 07:59 AM (cbfNE)

129 BB begs to differ with you.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 07:44 AM (wlDny)
========================

well, since it feels like I'm the only Repub for about two miles in any direction, I'm used to it. But who is BB?

Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 23, 2015 08:00 AM (FCsIb)

130 128
Vic should run for President of AoSHQ.

Posted by: @votermom at March 23, 2015 07:59 AM (cbfNE)

Oh shit.

This group is UNgovernable. That's what makes them fun.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 23, 2015 08:00 AM (Fr8iN)

131 Besides, I don't think Ace is giving up the HMFIC position anytime soon.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 23, 2015 08:01 AM (Fr8iN)

132 "Sonlight reflector,"A devotional from "Our Daily Bread"

http://odb.org

Grace and peace, everyone. See you tomorrow morning;

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2015 08:01 AM (DXzRD)

133 129 well, since it feels like I'm the only Repub for about two miles in any direction, I'm used to it. But who is BB?

Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 23, 2015 08:00 AM (FCsIb)

Breitbart

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 08:02 AM (wlDny)

134 I still maintain we should do a Kickstarter campaign to buy the LA Times, which was (and may still be) bankrupt. Give it to Vic, who could proceed to running a paper the right damn way. Then we get the Khalidi tape as well as having a real newspaper in the country. Bonus!

Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 23, 2015 08:03 AM (FCsIb)

135 Teh Hermster folded like the proverbial cheap suit when the bimbo accusations came up. His inability/unwillingness to defend himself is, if not an actual disqualifier, a big negative in my book.

Republicans and "conservatives" spend too much time making excuses for their candidates' failings, real or imagined, and not enough time pushing back with the truth.
Posted by: MrScribbler at March 23, 2015 07:51 AM (P8YHq)


Herb was making a vanity run, and really had no reason to be there other than to stroke his own ego. He seems like a nice enough guy, but he was an amateur in a game that requires professionals.


So his inability to control the bimbo eruptions either means he was guilty of at least SOME of it, or he was too naive to know how to handle it. Or both.


If in some alternate reality he had been elected, he would have been a terrible President.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2015 08:04 AM (Dj0WE)

136 This group is UNgovernable. That's what makes them fun.
--

Oh come on. Who in the horde wouldn't listen to Vic yelling at them to get off his lawn?

Posted by: @votermom at March 23, 2015 08:04 AM (cbfNE)

137 wow, from The New York Post's Goodwin:


Israel: Beware of Obama

First he comes for the banks and health care, uses the IRS to go after critics, politicizes the Justice Department, spies on journalists, tries to curb religious freedom, slashes the military, throws open the borders, doubles the debt and nationalizes the Internet.

He lies to the public, ignores the Constitution, inflames race relations and urges Latinos to punish Republican "enemies." He abandons our ­allies, appeases tyrants, coddles ­adversaries and uses the Crusades as an excuse for inaction as Islamist terrorists slaughter their way across the Mideast.

Now he's coming for Israel.


http://nypost.com/2015/03/22/israel-beware-of-obama/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2015 08:04 AM (IXrOn)

138 Whoever our candidate is, they need a new approach. Stop playing by the old rules and switch things up to confuse and confound the enemy - which is the media, not the dems.

Have our guy enter the race with a plan and a team. The candidate only does the broad vision, feel good speeches. All the other issues are delegated to the team, with each key member detailing the plan in their area.

Make the competence so obvious that anything else looks like a clown show. If anyone on the team is attacked with the old type of opposition research, stick by them and make fun of the media who thinks some minor incident years ago is enough to eliminate a major team member.

Use a Newt-like (or better yet, Newt) person to be the media handler. No mercy, any media who doesn't fall in line is a target to made to look like an idiot on a live feed.

Run a different type of campaign so that we call the shots, not the media.

Posted by: jwest at March 23, 2015 08:04 AM (9ZZd+)

139 Second cup of coffee, I can speak as one of the Free Peoples now.

Damn, the NY Post is warning Israel about Obummer? The magic really is gone, isn't it?

Posted by: exdem13 at March 23, 2015 08:07 AM (/mTq0)

140 CRUUUUUZ!

Mornin' 'rons.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 23, 2015 08:07 AM (7ObY1)

141 I imagine the CBC might be getting their marching orders from Zero to push for Warren. He wants that hard leftist in, as well as sticking it to Hillary once again.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 23, 2015 08:08 AM (i8GWg)

142 I, for one, have great respect for Vic. And I know better than to be on his lawn in the first place.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 23, 2015 08:09 AM (tjj0w)

143 By the time the media get done morphing Cruz into Grandpa Munster, you won't be able to tell who is who.

Posted by: jwest at March 23, 2015 07:52 AM (9ZZd+)
_______________

Yep, Cruz isn't photogenic, and they'll use the ugliest shots of him to try and convince LIV's he is some kind of freak.

It's pathetic how obvious and predictable the MSM are, and yet our side still hasn't figured out how to effectively counter them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 23, 2015 08:09 AM (lmdHn)

144 Breitbart
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 08:02 AM (wlDny)
========================

ah. well, don't know what to say. Rove was trying to tell O'Reilly he thought Beck wasn't really and truly lost to the GOP and that he wasn't contributing to candidates anyway. You know Rove-- it all comes down to money in his world. I didn't hear any mocking.

I have no dog in the hunt and think they're both just out for the notoriety.

Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 23, 2015 08:10 AM (FCsIb)

145 For the day of the Cruz will come like a thief in the night.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 23, 2015 08:11 AM (/mTq0)

146

nice empty dump up btw

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2015 08:11 AM (IXrOn)

147 The lefties are already apoplectic on FB re. Cruz. Even pulling out the old "natural born" card.

They know Jeb and Christie are non-starters with the base, and consider Paul a humorous freak.

They are terrified of Cruz and Walker.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 23, 2015 08:11 AM (yxw0r)

148 Oh come on. Who in the horde wouldn't listen to Vic yelling at them to get off his lawn?

Posted by: @votermom at March 23, 2015 08:04 AM (cbfNE)

I certainly would. But I'd also listen if Insomniac, AtC, VIA, or BC yelled to get off their lawn. Hell, I wouldn't go near their lawns to start with.....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 23, 2015 08:11 AM (gfB4n)

149 I'm not going to even comment on candidates yet let alone criticize them.Except for Jeb,Huckabee and the Fat Man.They can all go fuck themselves.

Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2015 08:12 AM (KETbL)

150 Jeb, Huckabee and the Fat Man


Worst. Eighties. TV Show. Ever.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 23, 2015 08:12 AM (7ObY1)

151 Let the Style Guide show, when the press says "far right", they mean "nationalist".

All in the priorities, folks.

Mornin' Horde.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 23, 2015 08:13 AM (CTKu8)

152 Dump-free nood.

Posted by: @votermom at March 23, 2015 08:13 AM (cbfNE)

153 141
I imagine the CBC might be getting their marching orders from Zero to
push for Warren. He wants that hard leftist in, as well as sticking it
to Hillary once again.
-------------------

I agree with you there. The Sink the Shrillary '16 campaign is getting into gear now following the good start of 9 days' wonder over her emails.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 23, 2015 08:13 AM (/mTq0)

154 Yep, Cruz isn't photogenic, and they'll use the ugliest shots of him to try and convince LIV's he is some kind of freak.

It's pathetic how obvious and predictable the MSM are, and yet our side still hasn't figured out how to effectively counter them.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 23, 2015 08:09 AM (lmdHn)


The Gope will poke holes in every possible candidate, eliminating them on their imperfections until the only ones left standing are Jeb and Crispy.


This stuff is inevitable as the sun rising.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2015 08:14 AM (Dj0WE)

155 An empty, content less morning dump.

Isn't that basically a fart?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2015 08:14 AM (F1jFR)

156 The WSJ story on Cruz is the worst piece of crap I've read there in a while.



I am Walker guy, but the hit job in that story is embarrassing.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 23, 2015 08:15 AM (0FSuD)

157 150 LOL

Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2015 08:17 AM (KETbL)

158 Christian Science Monitor, "Are Airports Safe Enough with unarmed TSA agents?"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/podtqcl

I was going to mock the article, but by the end it's obviously a concerned troll concerned about something that isn't exactly clear.

Concerned that TSA agents are unarmed, or concerned that so many weapons are being seized by those unarmed agents, or concerned that two people (out of millions over two years) killed our beloved protectors of public safety. By the end of the article it appears that obviously something must be done about the dangers the flying public face from all these guns at airports.

If you watch headlines you will see a steady stream of them about shootings every day. Like a snowball rolling down hill, there will be an avalanche eventually and something must be done about guns to keep us safe.

Cottonwood Az, Walmart parking lot. Eight officers responded, one officer shot, everyone of the other seven suffered some type of injury in the melee. Every day, someone, somewhere gets shot.

Posted by: JohnsTH36 at March 23, 2015 08:21 AM (7vEcP)

159 It's pathetic how obvious and predictable the MSM are, and yet our side still hasn't figured out how to effectively counter them.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 23, 2015 08:09 AM (lmdHn)


What has to be addressed effectively, but really cannot when you get down to it, is the idiocy of the LIV. How else would the token retard O'bumbles get elected twice?

Posted by: model_1066 at March 23, 2015 08:22 AM (JGngs)

160
It wasn't just the MFM who smeared him. The RNCe hated him as well. He was an evil conservative.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2015 06:56 AM (wlDny)








Remember that it was GHW Bush who originally popularized the term "voodoo economics" that was heavily used against Reagan.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 08:22 AM (ynQIy)

161 Monday. I curse you.

Posted by: flounder at March 23, 2015 08:22 AM (FHh8u)

162 161 Monday. I curse you.
Posted by: flounder at March 23, 2015 08:22 AM (FHh8u)

Right back at ya, pal.

Posted by: Monday at March 23, 2015 08:24 AM (JGngs)

163 Huh! What? Willowed you say?

Well damn. It wasn't much anyway.

Posted by: JohnsTH36 at March 23, 2015 08:24 AM (7vEcP)

164 Speaking of WSJ. I thought we had bad trolls, holy hell, run a story on a Republican, trolls come out of the woods

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 23, 2015 08:25 AM (0FSuD)

165 164 Speaking of WSJ. I thought we had bad trolls, holy hell, run a story on a Republican, trolls come out of the woods
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 23, 2015 08:25 AM (0FSuD)


When they are out of the woods, we can sneak in and cut down all the trees down to make bowling pins!

*Twirls mustache evilly*

Posted by: Monday at March 23, 2015 08:27 AM (JGngs)

166 81 Drudge has it on top that Rand is going to declare his bid on April 7.

Cruz/Paul -- The Oil And Water Ticket.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2015 07:19 AM (KdKJi)

*****

The Oil and Aqua (Buddha) Ticket? I'm IN.

Posted by: lymond at March 23, 2015 08:28 AM (DcPHq)

167 Holy frack, The Breakfast Club movie is, like, 30 years old. P.J. O'Rourke is waxing nostalgic at Daily Beast.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 23, 2015 08:28 AM (/mTq0)

168 I like Cruz's politics and he is smart as shit.



His face needs punching. He looks like a pussy. That's all I have.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 23, 2015 08:39 AM (0FSuD)

169 *raises last Tuesday's head on a pike as a warning to Monday*

Posted by: flounder at March 23, 2015 08:50 AM (FHh8u)

170 Airports are full of armed responders. The last thing we need are the union mall cops at TSA with guns.

Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2015 09:04 AM (ztOda)

171 Gov. Moonbeam attacking Cruz, claims he is not candidate worthy because he is not a bat hs&t crazy nut job who believes in global warming. Jerry said he has proof positive because CA is in a drought, AZ is Hot and the east coast is freezing and there is nitrogen in the air.

Posted by: Buffalobob at March 23, 2015 03:48 PM (w+5ie)

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