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Overnight Open Thread (3-18-2015) - PUNISHMENT EDITION
Because you all have disappointed and displeased me, tonight's ONT will be a PUNISHMENT one. I think that if you all reflect for a bit your offenses will become obvious - so if I'm forced to explicate and detail them, there will be ADDITIONAL PUNISHMENT ONTs. That is all.
Also Azealia Banks is unhappy with you as well. Whoever she is.
You're welcome.
You're also welcome.
So you're gonna have to watch it.
Tonight's post brought to you by Rosie in leather:
Notice: Posted by authority of YouSuck LLC. Don't want your tips. Neither does Ace. Happy fun ball doesn't give a shit either way.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 18, 2015 10:17 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: SH at March 18, 2015 10:18 PM (+LunL)
Posted by: Yes means Maybe at March 18, 2015 10:18 PM (7wyDO)
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 18, 2015 10:18 PM (qh617)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 18, 2015 10:19 PM (pZtrP)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 18, 2015 10:19 PM (6yehy)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 18, 2015 10:19 PM (10ydV)
Yes... making EVERYONE vote.
So what was once a Privilege, becomes a Right... and then an Obligation....
Ghay butt sex next...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 18, 2015 10:20 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 18, 2015 10:20 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: NewEnglandDevil at March 18, 2015 10:20 PM (eMy14)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 10:20 PM (znRvO)
Posted by: Ian Galt at March 18, 2015 10:20 PM (dmepw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:20 PM (FBT67)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 18, 2015 10:20 PM (pZtrP)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2015 10:21 PM (ODxAs)
Y'all oughta maybe fix that. It's weird. Twice.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 18, 2015 10:21 PM (scgac)
Posted by: Rev. Al at March 18, 2015 10:21 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2015 10:21 PM (T1005)
Diane Sawyer is on now on ABC doing a 50th anniversary of Sound of Music.
It's punishment because of Diane Sawyer. My mother was a nun for over a decade so I've seen Sound of Music more than any other movie.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 18, 2015 10:21 PM (AC0lD)
That Collective punishment, is UnAmerican.
Punishing the Individual, for the Group, flies in the Face of Personal Rights...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 18, 2015 10:21 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Peaches at March 18, 2015 10:22 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 18, 2015 10:22 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2015 10:22 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 18, 2015 10:22 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Spock at March 18, 2015 10:22 PM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: NewEnglandDevil at March 18, 2015 10:22 PM (eMy14)
Posted by: BuckIV at March 18, 2015 10:22 PM (CLfqv)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) phone at March 18, 2015 10:22 PM (M1uf/)
Now I can sleep.
Posted by: Xylan le Kronlaist at March 18, 2015 10:22 PM (Gp5S+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:22 PM (FBT67)
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at March 18, 2015 10:22 PM (fO0en)
Israel's shield no more?
http://tinyurl.com/myjuph4
Posted by: Thrawn at March 18, 2015 10:23 PM (Z1b6E)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) phone at March 18, 2015 10:23 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 18, 2015 10:23 PM (rdohZ)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 18, 2015 10:23 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:24 PM (FBT67)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at March 18, 2015 10:24 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) phone at March 18, 2015 10:24 PM (M1uf/)
And now @TheRickWilson is going bananas on twitter, threatening someone with revenge.
Posted by: Y-not at March 18, 2015 10:24 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2015 10:24 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 18, 2015 10:19 PM (6yehy)
We're at the boss already? Uh, I cast Magic Missile?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 18, 2015 10:25 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 18, 2015 10:25 PM (pZtrP)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2015 10:25 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:25 PM (FBT67)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at March 18, 2015 10:25 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: thathalfrican at March 18, 2015 10:25 PM (R5HRU)
Well, say whatcha will 'bout Babs, but she never gave aid and comfort to the VC in North Vietnam and she never said she hated everything about the USA.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2015 10:25 PM (elbY7)
Yeeeesh...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at March 18, 2015 10:25 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: tbodie at March 18, 2015 10:26 PM (FrMyu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2015 10:26 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: dartist at March 18, 2015 10:26 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2015 10:26 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Peaches at March 18, 2015 10:26 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Chet Manly, Bishop of East Anglia at March 18, 2015 10:26 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 18, 2015 10:26 PM (qh617)
But rather than despair, I shall henceforth, vote only when completely drunk to the gills on Val U Rite's finest.
If I'm going to let it burn, I'd might as well provide it with some lovely blue alcohol flames, yes?
Oh, and I'm starting the heavy drinking right fucking now! It's the only way I can deal with having seen those ONT pictures.
*shudders*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2015 10:26 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Colonel Quokka at March 18, 2015 10:27 PM (JVKFK)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2015 10:27 PM (c3JDs)
Posted by: UPERFROMup at March 18, 2015 10:27 PM (/WmRg)
Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2015 10:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2015 10:27 PM (KETbL)
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 18, 2015 10:27 PM (rdohZ)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 18, 2015 10:27 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: eman at March 18, 2015 10:27 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2015 10:28 PM (V+8gv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:28 PM (FBT67)
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 18, 2015 10:28 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 18, 2015 10:28 PM (pZtrP)
And, Iggy is NOT a fan of Banks. In fact Banks has attacked Iggy in the past.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2015 10:28 PM (elbY7)
I don't think so, Scooter.
Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 18, 2015 10:28 PM (XBF+S)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 18, 2015 1
---------
The comments on this should be priceless
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 10:28 PM (znRvO)
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 18, 2015 10:28 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 18, 2015 10:29 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:29 PM (FBT67)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 18, 2015 10:29 PM (6yehy)
Posted by: Peaches at March 18, 2015 10:29 PM (EgOr3)
Start chugging brother.
Posted by: dartist at March 18, 2015 10:29 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2015 10:29 PM (V+8gv)
Posted by: Dan Patterson at March 18, 2015 10:29 PM (2wn5C)
"The dolphin is in the jacuzzi" welcome comrade Wolf...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at March 18, 2015 10:29 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2015 10:27 PM (KETbL)
Oh God yes. Dana was awesome.
I will say that that is probably the best that Rosie has ever looked.
Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2015 10:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at March 18, 2015 10:29 PM (A1Dcl)
Dana Delany was in that movie with Rosie.Mmm Dana Delany.
I'm sure you mean Jeanine Turner from Northern Exposure.
If you don't then I'm not sure.
Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2015 10:30 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:30 PM (FBT67)
Hey, remember when CAC would wander by and tell us about stuff like this?:
What happens when a meteorite hits snow? Instead of forming classic impact craters, the fragments form strange funnels of dense snow diving into the surface instead. Here's the physics of how "snow carrots" form.
http://tinyurl.com/kah8dzw
Good times, good times.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 18, 2015 10:30 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Moki at March 18, 2015 10:30 PM (bAB8f)
how old is the little nipper now? i clicked your nic, hoping for a pic but it's just some content-y thing so I bailed.
Posted by: Peaches at March 18, 2015 10:30 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: dartist at March 18, 2015 10:30 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 18, 2015 10:30 PM (6yehy)
Posted by: DC in River City at March 18, 2015 10:31 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at March 18, 2015 10:29 PM (/4AZU)
The chair is against the wall.
Wait, I thought we were code talking.
Wait, are we?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 18, 2015 10:31 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:31 PM (FBT67)
Posted by: Colonel Quokka at March 18, 2015 10:31 PM (5qEZd)
Posted by: Peaches at March 18, 2015 10:31 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2015 10:26 PM (F2IAQ)
Polluted valu-rite
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 10:31 PM (znRvO)
Now, heterosexuals and bisexuals are joining the vanguard of the revolution against oppressive duo-normative oppressors
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8697
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 18, 2015 10:32 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:30 PM (FBT67)
That probably means it's art.
Whenever somebody's fucking around with some stupid shit you don't get, it's almost always art.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 18, 2015 10:32 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:32 PM (FBT67)
Mandatory voting: pretty common around the world, actually. From countries where voting matters to places where it is a corrupt sham. I think most of Latin America has mandatory voting.
Typically weird and idiotic for the National Historic Disgrace to bring it up, but meh.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 18, 2015 10:32 PM (afQnV)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at March 18, 2015 10:32 PM (Opyrm)
Posted by: Pledge at March 18, 2015 10:32 PM (t2aeH)
I kinda think that makes up for Rosie's presence.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 18, 2015 10:32 PM (5pg79)
A nuke would largely be wasted on Hell A.
It would be like nuking Detroit.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 18, 2015 10:32 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2015 10:32 PM (KETbL)
Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2015 10:32 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: DC in River City at March
Aye
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 10:32 PM (znRvO)
Posted by: eman at March 18, 2015 10:32 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 18, 2015 10:33 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 18, 2015 10:23 PM (Z1b6E)
This really pisses me off.Fcuking anti-semitic bastards.
Posted by: Ian Galt at March 18, 2015 10:33 PM (dmepw)
Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2015 10:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 18, 2015 10:33 PM (5pg79)
http://tinyurl.com/kfpby95
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 18, 2015 10:33 PM (rdohZ)
People always ask him"What did you do?!
Posted by: nnptcgrad at March 18, 2015 10:32 PM (Opyrm)
I would reply.... 'after me? only God would be better'... and walk away... giggling...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 18, 2015 10:33 PM (qh617)
The dolphin is under house arrest b/c of "bad underwater touching"....
the porpoise on the other hand is still rocking and rolling....
a lot like Adam Rose and the Exotic Express...
https://youtu.be/8_Fy13G21zs
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at March 18, 2015 10:34 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 18, 2015 10:34 PM (6yehy)
Posted by: Dirty Sock at March 18, 2015 10:34 PM (84SRe)
Posted by: dartist at March 18, 2015 10:34 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: DC in River City at March 18, 2015 10:31 PM
Aye!
The goat must be scaped
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2015 10:34 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:34 PM (FBT67)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 18, 2015 10:34 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 18, 2015 10:35 PM (5pg79)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:35 PM (FBT67)
Imagine my shock and horror, and save yourself from clicking it.
Grateful Dead. "Touch of Grey".
And remember Howard Blackburn.
I'm out.
May the Lord bless you and keep you. May He make his face shine upon you and be gracious unto you.
Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 18, 2015 10:35 PM (XBF+S)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2015 10:27 PM (c3JDs)
***
My first thought was, Amanda Plummer, but je ne sais pas. Ok, who is it?
Posted by: Colonel Quokka at March 18, 2015 10:35 PM (JVKFK)
Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at March 18, 2015 10:36 PM (Vdv73)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 18, 2015 10:36 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: Peaches at March 18, 2015 10:36 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2015 10:36 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Luap Nor's
Ich mochtet ein Erdbeerbowle und Kartofflesalad...
That's pretty much all I remember von Gymnasium.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2015 10:36 PM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: BignJames at March 18, 2015 10:36 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015
God dammit RK. Thanks for the laugh. That was funny and needed
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 10:36 PM (znRvO)
Posted by: Colonel Quokka at March 18, 2015 10:27 PM (JVKFK)
Iggy azalea is Australian
Posted by: Buzzion at March 18, 2015 10:37 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:37 PM (FBT67)
Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2015 10:37 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 18, 2015 10:33 PM (rdohZ)
_____________
I dunno, she's got some cryptkeeper feet.
/s
Posted by: BuckIV at March 18, 2015 10:37 PM (CLfqv)
https://youtu.be/zqcZm1n7-Ns
A Killer Whale crashing the Porpoise Party
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at March 18, 2015 10:37 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 18, 2015 10:37 PM (pZtrP)
The world waits.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 18, 2015 10:38 PM (EDYaR)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 18, 2015 10:38 PM (5pg79)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 18, 2015 10:23 PM (Z1b6E)
Ever get the feeling that Israel will cease to exist before Obama leaves office?
Posted by: The ApocalyptiHat at March 18, 2015 10:38 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Splunge at March 18, 2015 10:38 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Janine Turner at March 18, 2015 10:38 PM (t2aeH)
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2015 10:39 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 18, 2015 10:39 PM (TqyFL)
Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2015 10:40 PM (KETbL)
Survey says? Yes, from R&M's "Laugh-In"*
*Or I'm just full of siht. You know where the betting money goes...
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2015 10:40 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 18, 2015 10:40 PM (UKsZh)
I'll give her that. That's all I'll give her.
Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2015 10:37 PM (MDgS
By the power of Zinthar!
Posted by: Mecha Streisand at March 18, 2015 10:40 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 18, 2015 10:40 PM (5pg79)
Tut mir leid aber "Erdbeerbowle" is nicht in meinem Wortershatz.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 18, 2015 10:40 PM (6yehy)
Posted by: dartist at March 18, 2015 10:40 PM (ahBY0)
Streisand & Rosie in the same ONT. Wow, just fucking wow.
Now I know why we get nothing nice and why mommy is always crying
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 10:40 PM (znRvO)
IIRC, Exit to Eden also had Dana Delany, who is a moonbat of the first order, but still hawt as hell.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 18, 2015 10:40 PM (pZtrP)
She can take her shit to Africa and be crazy over there. And no, Iggy and Azaelia are not related.
Posted by: thathalfrican at March 18, 2015 10:41 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 18, 2015 10:41 PM (6yehy)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 18, 2015 10:41 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 18, 2015 10:41 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 18, 2015 10:21 PM (qh617)
***
This is unBiblical as well as unamerican. In Ezekiel18 it says, letit no longet be it said, the fathers shall eat sour grapes & the childrens teeth shall be put on edge. Every one will be punished for his own sins.
Posted by: Colonel Quokka at March 18, 2015 10:41 PM (5qEZd)
Survey says? Yes, from R&M's "Laugh-In"*
*Or I'm just full of siht. You know where the betting money goes...
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2015 10:40 PM (4gN5w)
But STUPID!
/as you see a Nazi helmet slowly sink behind a bush...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 18, 2015 10:41 PM (qh617)
Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 18, 2015 10:42 PM (cQC4w)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 10:42 PM (znRvO)
Posted by: HuuskerDu at March 18, 2015 10:42 PM (gYAkw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:42 PM (FBT67)
Posted by: Dana D at March 18, 2015 10:42 PM (t2aeH)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 18, 2015 10:42 PM (6yehy)
Iggy azalea is Australian
Posted by: Buzzion at March 18, 2015 10:37 PM (z/Ubi)
And here is Postmodern Jukebox's version of her rap hit "Fancy", done in 1920s style, which I think is excellent:
https://tinyurl.com/p567q3e
Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2015 10:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 18, 2015 10:43 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2015 10:43 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: simplemind at March 18, 2015 10:44 PM (hTeQK)
Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2015 10:44 PM (MDgS8)
Buzz!!! 2 hour Survivor starts in 15 minutes . . . I am sooooo excited!
Posted by: Peaches at March 18, 2015 10:44 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: HuuskerDu at March 18, 2015 10:44 PM (gYAkw)
Posted by: dartist at March 18, 2015 10:44 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 18, 2015 10:45 PM (5pg79)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 18, 2015 10:45 PM (AVEe1)
We could try spanish. Be lots of black diamonds though.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 18, 2015 10:45 PM (6yehy)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 18, 2015 10:45 PM (NeFrd)
"He saw the punishment ONT. Leave him alone. He'll be a part of the family again in a few weeks"
Posted by: Splunge at March 18, 2015 10:45 PM (qyomX)
The world waits.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 18, 2015 10:38 PM (EDYaR)
*************
I don't think Bibi likes Basketball....
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 18, 2015 10:45 PM (fLKzW)
In other news, guess who got a micrometer in the mail today?
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 18, 2015 10:45 PM (rdohZ)
Posted by: DC in River City at March 18, 2015 10:45 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2015 10:43 PM
No, YOU pissed off Maet. There is some shit up with which he will not put.
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2015 10:45 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: rich@gmu at March 18, 2015 10:45 PM (olkDh)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2015 10:46 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: dartist at March 18
Sure. Farmer is coming up. You're a wolf river fisherman you're cool
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 10:46 PM (znRvO)
Posted by: Y-not at March 18, 2015 10:46 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 18, 2015 10:46 PM (noWW6)
Buzz!!! 2 hour Survivor starts in 15 minutes . . . I am sooooo excited!
Posted by: Peaches at March 18, 2015 10:44 PM (EgOr3)
I'm on my way home so I'll probably be watching it at the same time as you on my dvr.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 18, 2015 10:46 PM (oWDzK)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:46 PM (FBT67)
Posted by: rich@gmu at March 18, 2015 10:47 PM (olkDh)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 18, 2015 10:47 PM (NeFrd)
----------------
Ich bin ein jelly doughnut.
Posted by: Zombie John Kennedy at March 18, 2015 10:47 PM (F2IAQ)
Yes... making EVERYONE vote.
So what was once a Privilege, becomes a Right... and then an Obligation....
Ghay butt sex next...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 18, 2015 10:20 PM (qh617)
All those stupid moderates and independents who voted for him because they believed the crap that he was moderate. F**k 'em to hell.
Uh, oh. Is that going to get me another punishment overnight thread with a disgusting sex tape of fat, aging, hollywood imbeciles screwing?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2015 10:47 PM (KzWjU)
Posted by: Sven10077 at March 18, 2015 10:47 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: DC in River City at March 18, 2015 10:45 PM (e+1S5)
No, YOU pissed off Maet. There is some shit up with which he will not put.
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2015 10:45 PM (4gN5w)
Oh that's how it is, huh? Fine. Keep fucking with me and I'll lobby Maet to make sure the next ONT is 300lb women in string bikinis.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2015 10:47 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2015 10:47 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:47 PM (FBT67)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 18, 2015 10:48 PM (6yehy)
Now, heterosexuals and bisexuals are joining the vanguard of the revolution against oppressive duo-normative oppressors
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8697
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 18, 2015 10:32 PM (0Ew3K)
Screw them. Their relationship is inferior and bad for their children.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 18, 2015 10:48 PM (10ydV)
Dunno why our text used that as the favorite German picnic beverage, but they did.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2015 10:48 PM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: redbanzai at March 18, 2015 10:49 PM (5DGKy)
Posted by: al-Arabi bin-Ibrahim at March 18, 2015 10:49 PM (XBF+S)
Posted by: The ApocalyptiHat at March 18, 2015 10:38 PM (0Ew3K)
No. I get the feeling he wants it to, but it won't.
We already know how this story ends.
What God has ordained, man may not change.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 18, 2015 10:49 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: Caiwyn at March 18, 2015 10:49 PM (YJTgb)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2015 10:49 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2015 10:47 PM (KzWjU)
Probably. I had sent Maet a funny little video with a drunk squirrel. Guess that pissed him off too
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 10:49 PM (znRvO)
Shit, I wish I knew. I'd like to buy both of you guys a beer.
Posted by: dartist at March 18, 2015 10:49 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Splunge at March 18, 2015 10:49 PM (qyomX)
Everyone knows that."
Well, it's not like I live in California or anything. Jeez.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:50 PM (FBT67)
Posted by: Sven10077 at March 18, 2015 10:50 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 18, 2015 10:50 PM (6yehy)
Fixed. (To fit the rest of the ONT story topics ripped from the headlines!)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2015 10:50 PM (kivUY)
--------
Conventional ruled notebook paper is usually 0.003". I have used used it *many* times as a gauge when machining.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2015 10:50 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Peaches at March 18, 2015 10:50 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 18, 2015 10:50 PM (ucDmr)
Two of whom you dated in college.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2015 10:50 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:51 PM (FBT67)
Mexican- add and "-O" to the end of any english word.
German- add a "ge-" at the beginning of any english word and end it with either "-en" or "-en haben gehat".
Swedish- throw in random occurrences of "syerni-gefloonen harsken" to regular english.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 18, 2015 10:51 PM (NeFrd)
Well, work starts very early tomorrow-- g'night.
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at March 18, 2015 10:51 PM (rhjQp)
Posted by: Chelsea Manning at March 18, 2015 10:51 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2015 10:47 PM (GEICT)
Just remember you fucking Mick. You can run but you can't hide
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 10:51 PM (znRvO)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2015 10:50 PM (Zu3d9)
*snort*
I dated two women in college. The wife being the second.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2015 10:52 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 18, 2015 10:52 PM (zOTsN)
Is it really heavy? Because paper is usually .003" thick.
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2015 10:52 PM (FcR7P)
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8697
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 18, 2015 10:32 PM (0Ew3K)
Screw them. Their relationship is inferior and bad for their children.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 18, 2015 10:48 PM (10ydV)
In for a penny, in for a pound...
Posted by: The Pre-decimalized Hat at March 18, 2015 10:52 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 10:51 PM (znRvO)
Shit, I can't run either. But hide? Never.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2015 10:52 PM (GEICT)
Howdy, Alex and Prothonotary Warbler!
Howdy to the rest of the Horde as well!
Posted by: Mindy in the land of unvaccinated kindergarteners at March 18, 2015 10:53 PM (3P0VE)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:53 PM (FBT67)
215 185: MH: Any idea on a body count for Saturday? I lost track.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 18
10ish? I'm not sure
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 10:53 PM (znRvO)
I meant to say "...used used used..", sorry.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2015 10:53 PM (F2IAQ)
Anyway, WI horde, tip one back for me.
I grew up in the workers paradise of Madison, ditched it in 19-sonethin-somethin.
Have a Leinie on me.
Hell, have a case of the (stuff)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 18, 2015 10:54 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 18, 2015 10:54 PM (qh617)
Did you just call me fat?
Posted by: Mrs. BCochran at March 18, 2015 10:54 PM (Zu3d9)
Everybody's talkin' foreign now.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:51 PM (FBT67)
તમે વિદેશી ભાષાનો વાત એ વ્યક્તિ છે
Posted by: રાજકીય ટોપી at March 18, 2015 10:54 PM (0Ew3K)
He can take the night off, we've found the pissed one.
Damn, but what did you morons DO last night? I only read the links and missed the comments totally as I was out all night carousing.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 18, 2015 10:54 PM (Ly3fx)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2015 10:54 PM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March
Hmm knew your arm was shot, didn't know your wheels were gone too
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 10:54 PM (znRvO)
Strawberries. Erdbeeren.
Not being a n*zi about spelling just understand that after three major stroke, a lot of stuff doesn't click the way they would with a normal and healthy person.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 18, 2015 10:54 PM (6yehy)
Posted by: Sirhan Sirhan at March 18, 2015 10:54 PM (qyomX)
He can take the night off, we've found the pissed one.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 18, 2015 10:54 PM (Ly3fx)
Well I don't even need to ask.
Apparently we pissed off Maet.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2015 10:43 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2015 10:55 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Gene Simmons at March 18, 2015 10:55 PM (rhjQp)
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac, at March 18, 2015 10:56 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 18, 2015 10:56 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: The Pre-decimalized Hat at March 18, 2015 10:52 PM (0Ew3K)
Y'know what? I'm tired being the sane one.
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhthangh!
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 18, 2015 10:56 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 10:54 PM (znRvO)
Ha. Never had any. It's been a joke since I was a little kid that I was slow as hell.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2015 10:56 PM (GEICT)
Tried it a couple times more and I get a reading between .003" and .004." I'm having fun with this thing.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 18, 2015 10:56 PM (rdohZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:56 PM (FBT67)
The word for heart murmur in various languages:
English- murmur (alliterative, soft sounding)
Spanish- soplo (melodic, almost musical)
French- souffle (say no more- though it is supposed to have one of those accent thingies)
German- herzgerausch (yeah, it needs an umlaut. Sounds like the speaker has a thistle in his throat)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 18, 2015 10:56 PM (NeFrd)
I went to Starbucks today. Yes, I know I'm a traitor conservatism and all that. Observations:
1) for four dollars and change, I got a large iced coffee with two espresso shots and a bottle of water. But I know this was a mistake because I've been reliably informed that a cup of coffee there costs $5 or $7 or $9.
B) the staff was pleasant, efficient and didn't yell at me about politics. Also unpossible.
III) the atmosphere was nice, with a mix of races, occupations and income levels (the last two based on clothing alone) and everyone was generally polite and friendly
Q) the coffee was good and the wifi was free. Spent a few hours working from a comfy chair without burning up my data plan.
I'm guessing Corporate had this great Lets Go Full SJW idea, and the manager at the retail level said something like "great idea, fucko, I'll get right on that". Or maybe "yeah...about that...anyone that yells at a paying customer gets fired immediately. I like making money."
This endeth the Starbucks AAR.
Posted by: DC in River City at March 18, 2015 10:56 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Peaches at March 18, 2015 10:56 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Gene Simmons at March 18, 2015 10:55 PM (rhjQp)
come on Girls...
Posted by: Richard Simons at March 18, 2015 10:56 PM (qh617)
Posted by: President Prolapse at March 18, 2015 10:56 PM (y/p2Y)
Strawberries. Erdbeeren.
Posted by: Luap Nor's
LIke I wrote, going from memory.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2015 10:57 PM (Q/1Jp)
That's how I learned:
you can run but you can't hide
was about white people.
You know, cuz they glow in the dark.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 18, 2015 10:57 PM (KG0mU)
I see your namesake can dish it out on Twitter but can't take it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 10:57 PM (znRvO)
Carbon fiber girdle.
Posted by: Splunge at March 18, 2015 10:57 PM (qyomX)
Dan Aykroyd really let himself go after Dr. Detroit.
Posted by: Yes means Maybe at March 18, 2015 10:18 PM (7wyDO)
Of course he did. That's when he met and started furiously banging Donna Dixon. They're still married.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2015 10:58 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: Peaches at March 18, 2015 10:58 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2015 10:58 PM (F2IAQ)
Fürstenfeldbruck.
Have at it. The winner will receive the remainder of my AoS Cardboard Edition Membership package for 2015.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 18, 2015 10:58 PM (6yehy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 10:58 PM (FBT67)
Posted by: SH at March 18, 2015 10:59 PM (gYvGq)
I guess it's fitting. And it's not like you created the culture, you're just reflecting it.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 18, 2015 10:59 PM (XmOA9)
ewwwww
okay people, drop what you're doing, put on some pants, and go and buy a Jaccard tenderizer right now
seriously RIGHT NOW!!!
I just made a London broil as tender as a porterhouse
Posted by: ncj at March 18, 2015 10:59 PM (Yd3vm)
You typo'd "adamantium nanowire" friend....
It'd take a fifth to tup the tart in the gizmo....
Nowadays it'd take an ocean of gin
Posted by: Sven10077 at March 18, 2015 11:00 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2015 11:00 PM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 18, 2015 11:00 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 18, 2015 11:00 PM (XmOA9)
What is that shit. Avestan Pahlavi?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 18, 2015 10:56 PM (AVEe1)
Gujarati
Posted by: રાજકીય ટોપી at March 18, 2015 11:00 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Grey Fox
------------------
Just don't try it on the soup can.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2015 11:00 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:01 PM (CWIQ2)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 18, 2015 10:32 PM (noWW6)
Don't worry, I'll be along shortly to take care of the problem.
Posted by: 9.5 Mega Earthquake at March 18, 2015 11:01 PM (Z1b6E)
Posted by: SH at March 18, 2015 11:01 PM (gYvGq)
Posted by: dartist at March 18, 2015 11:01 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2015 11:02 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Sven10077 at March 18, 2015 11:02 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Baldy at March 18, 2015 11:02 PM (sEXjW)
Thing about Boulder is that there *are* conservatives here - Polis didn't win by THAT much - and said conservatives are very loud about it. They are certainly louder than the conservatives I knew in Houston. They're spoiling for a fight.
If the coffeeplaces dared a "race together" meme here, they'd have a slightly-less than 50% chance of earning a shouting match, and losing sales.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 18, 2015 11:02 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2015 10:47 PM (GEICT)
You've been to a Michigan beach with a camera?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2015 11:03 PM (KzWjU)
Posted by: Mindy in the land of unvaccinated kindergarteners at March 18, 2015 11:03 PM (3P0VE)
Literally, it would be something like "Lord-field-bridge". Ein Fuerst ranks pretty high, but don't remember how high.
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2015 11:04 PM (FcR7P)
Conservatives in Houston don't have to be that loud.
Posted by: SH at March 18, 2015 11:04 PM (gYvGq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2015 11:03 PM (KzWjU)
Hahahahahahahaha.
Well played.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2015 11:04 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Sven10077 at March 18, 2015 11:04 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
There are worse ways to grow up. (I still love that movie.)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 18, 2015 11:04 PM (lHZsI)
Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 18, 2015 11:04 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Long Duk Dong at March 18, 2015 11:04 PM (2uzAd)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2015 11:03 PM (KzWjU)
Used to live in Florida and it was the same thing. That, and octogenarian Germans in speedos.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 18, 2015 11:05 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 18, 2015 11:05 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 18, 2015 11:05 PM (ucDmr)
I'm a lousy Christian, a lousy conservative, and a lousy drunk. And I'm only working on improving on one of those.
So, I'd probably get loud and stupid and start throwing haymakers.
Better to be thought poorly of, than to remove all doubt, or some such.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 18, 2015 11:05 PM (XmOA9)
230 I meant to say "...used used used..", sorry.
No problem.
Posted by: Sirhan Sirhan at March 18, 2015 10:54 PM (qyomX)
Word.
Posted by: Boutros Boutros Ghali at March 18, 2015 11:05 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:05 PM (CWIQ2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 11:06 PM (znRvO)
Ooh, zing!
(Now, how about some hate directed at Oklahoma?)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 18, 2015 11:06 PM (lHZsI)
The espresso is very good, bordering on excellent. I usually drink iced coffee, even in the winter, and theirs is good, not great. The hot roasts are hit or miss, but generally a little burnt tasting, especially the dark roasts (raaaacist).
Posted by: DC in River City at March 18, 2015 11:06 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2015 10:58 PM
True, that. Speaking of Poland, I was on a call with colleagues is Poland very early this morning, & I played the "Ferkan Derya" card.
As it turns out, Ferkan Deryaevski was (apparently) a much be-loved defense-man on the Polish National hockeys team is the early '80's.
Who knew?
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2015 11:06 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: dartist at March 18, 2015 11:07 PM (ahBY0)
towards Israel reminds me a lot of Pharaoh's heart being hardened in Exodus. If I
was Bibi, I would explain to him that every one of his middle fingers to Israel
will be made to boomerang on the Palestinians. "Oh, you fucked us at the security council? Okay. I hope the Palestinians don't miss having electricity."
Posted by: Naes at March 18, 2015 11:07 PM (YhayY)
True.
It seems to be that when two conservatives meet here that didn't know the other was conservative, they go into Celebration Mode. They DARE anyone else to butt in!
I'm pretty far-out Right myself, but sometimes I just want to sip a latte and read a nonpolitical book. Or even a political book. Get a room you two! :^)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 18, 2015 11:07 PM (AVEe1)
That's what she said!
Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2015 11:07 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Baldy at March 18, 2015 11:07 PM (sEXjW)
Better to be thought poorly of, than to remove all doubt, or some such.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 18, 2015 11:05
Next time?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 11:07 PM (znRvO)
Polish - Just drop all vowels
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2015 10:58 PM (F2IAQ)
I thought that was Welsh?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2015 11:07 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at March 18, 2015 11:08 PM (0RdKg)
Posted by: Mindy in the land of unvaccinated kindergarteners at March 18, 2015 11:08 PM (3P0VE)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 18, 2015 11:08 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Johann Gabolputty... at March 18, 2015 11:08 PM (Q/1Jp)
I hate to admit it but that's one of the things I miss about Sardinia in the summer
a train wreck of tiny spandex every year
Posted by: ncj at March 18, 2015 11:08 PM (Yd3vm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:08 PM (CWIQ2)
Will repeat: I'm close to being atheist and I don't believe in a Christ. I can still recognise an antichrist. I've been calling this guy "Barryochus Epiphanes" for years now.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 18, 2015 11:09 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 18, 2015 11:09 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2015 11:07 PM (ynQIy)
In Welsh, something like cold is spelled Cywmhrndlmhwyn.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 18, 2015 11:09 PM (3HxZe)
So, I'd probably get loud and stupid and start throwing haymakers.
Yeah? So what makes you so different than everyone else?
Posted by: dartist at March 18, 2015 11:09 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 18, 2015 11:09 PM (5pg79)
"Gang" so the Sven Street Sweepers or the "Jihadi Jim Jumpers"?
Spoiler alert the call sign was "durka durka durka"
Posted by: Sven10077 at March 18, 2015 11:09 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2015 10:47 PM
I've seen Lena Dunham. I can take anything.
Posted by: otho at March 18, 2015 11:09 PM (tBSrv)
(Now, how about some hate directed at Oklahoma?)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 18, 2015 11:06 PM (lHZsI)
*****
Sure, Just let us know the name of the Oklahoma beach we should be searching for.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 18, 2015 11:10 PM (9QUPT)
Posted by: DC in River City at March 18, 2015 11:10 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 18, 2015 11:10 PM (XmOA9)
Well, I guess that's one way to find God.
Find the Devil, and tell him "Fuck you! I'm on the other team!"
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 18, 2015 11:10 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:10 PM (CWIQ2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 18, 2015 11:11 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Hibiscus Credit-Union at March 18, 2015 11:11 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 18, 2015 11:11 PM (zOTsN)
My Fear......
Obama is short sighted enough to make Israel fear for their safety....
There are other countries who are permanent members of the UN Sec Council... like.... oh... RUSSIA!
And the mating of Israeli military technology, and Russian Manufacturing, would be a world wide game changer...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 18, 2015 11:11 PM (qh617)
Hope it clears up soon.Posted by: Mindy in the land of unvaccinated kindergarteners at March 18, 2015 11:11 PM (3P0VE)
I've seen Lena Dunham. I can take anything.
Posted by: otho at March 18, 2015 11:09 PM (tBSrv)
Seen.....phhhhffftttt!
Downwind.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2015 11:11 PM (ynQIy)
I hate to admit it but that's one of the things I miss about Sardinia in the summer
a train wreck of tiny spandex every year
Posted by: ncj at March 18, 2015 11:08 PM (Yd3vm)
Souther Europeans go in speedos.
Germans go "FKK" (i.e. full nudist).
Posted by: Meine Augen at March 18, 2015 11:11 PM (0Ew3K)
towards Israel reminds me a lot of Pharaoh's heart being hardened in Exodus
-----
Reminds me of a John Hughes character ... but we all draw our own history lessons.
Posted by: SH at March 18, 2015 11:12 PM (gYvGq)
"Your also welcome."
you're...
(i can't wait to see tomorrow's ONT %-)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 18, 2015 10:28 PM (pZtrP)
What's that? You want another PUNISHMENT ONT?
Why yes. Yes that CAN be arranged. You're welcome.
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 18, 2015 11:12 PM (i0GcK)
Posted by: DC in River City at March 18
You fucking youngsters have it lucky, pissing every 10 minutes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 11:12 PM (znRvO)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 11:13 PM (FBT67)
Conversely, the language with the most vowel sounds: !Xóõ (31 vowels)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2015 11:13 PM (F2IAQ)
Germans go "FKK" (i.e. full nudist).
Posted by: Meine Augen at March 18, 2015 11:11 PM (0Ew3K)
Except in places where they'd get arrested for it.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 18, 2015 11:13 PM (3HxZe)
----
Ha - that's funny. I would change Christian for Catholic, but funny.
Posted by: SH at March 18, 2015 11:13 PM (gYvGq)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 18, 2015 11:13 PM (5pg79)
Heh.
http://news.yahoo.com/putin-signs-treaty-integrating-south-ossetia-russia-134209512.html
Posted by: vlad the deplaner at March 18, 2015 11:14 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2015 11:14 PM (F2IAQ)
Counteract the FAIL of this ONT
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:05 PM (CWIQ2)
*****************
I went to an all-boys Catholic high school. I was also one of only four males in a 40-person cast in a play at an all-girls Catholic high school.
Plaid skirts are just not fair.
Where's my toaster?
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 18, 2015 11:14 PM (yxw0r)
a train wreck of tiny spandex every year
You wouldn't be a cubs fan by any chance?
Posted by: dartist at March 18, 2015 11:14 PM (ahBY0)
And yet, it's what I want in the long run. For him to stay as Gov. of Wi.
Federal politics is a lost game. If the states could muster up the courage to assert their rights, a state with a good governor would be a better place than most.
For the burning times.
And yet, there's this little part of me that wants to pull out the foam finger and wave it. Weird.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 18, 2015 11:14 PM (XmOA9)
that would ruin an afternoon of people watching pretty fast I think
........hmmmmm, going have to try a chicken breast with the Jaccard now I think
Posted by: ncj at March 18, 2015 11:15 PM (Yd3vm)
Apparently he got suckered in by some con artist, as did friends of his. He's been going ballistic for a while. Entertaining reading.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2015 11:15 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 18, 2015 11:09 PM (AVEe1)
----------
Yikes! That was one bad dude!
Obama definitely hates decent people.
Posted by: Mindy in the land of unvaccinated kindergarteners at March 18, 2015 11:15 PM (3P0VE)
Why yes. Yes that CAN be arranged. You're welcome.
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 18, 2015 11:12 PM
PUNISHMENT ONT II: the "It's All Cochran's Fault" Edition
I'll make the popcorn...
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2015 11:16 PM (4gN5w)
I know nuffins about Starbucks, but I do wonder whether the whole shebang, the individual stores, are centrally owned by corporate or whether they run an individual-franchise model.
In those business models that rely on franchisees, there has been a long list of bong-hit marketing brainstorms coming out of corporate which the franchise owners have promptly shitcanned.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 18, 2015 11:16 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: ncj at March 18, 2015 11:16 PM (Yd3vm)
Posted by: DC in River City at March 18, 2015 10:56 PM (e+1S5)
Yeah, the managers or franchise owners who run the actual stores, in other words, live in the real world, know better than to piss off customers by encouraging controversial debates. Especially controversial debates led by young baristas with limited life experiences. The local managers and franchise owners know how dumb their employees are.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2015 11:16 PM (KzWjU)
http://ace.mu.nu/Windows-Live-Writer/
I wandered around for a bit but I've seen most of them already.
If Rosie propositioned me wearing that back then I would have, now? not so much. She was still semi-attractive and hadn't gone full blown bitch.
As Ace stated earlier, fvck it all, done and not looking back.
I have been unsubscribing from a lot of email lists and my browsing is becoming more creative. I'm trying to stop reading to much and get out and enjoy life while I can. National politics is over baby, its all local now. If I can hold out for another 6 or 7 years I'll vanish into retirement.
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at March 18, 2015 11:17 PM (74McK)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 18, 2015 11:17 PM (FBT67)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 18, 2015 11:17 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March
Understandable
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 11:17 PM (znRvO)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 18, 2015 11:17 PM (5pg79)
Posted by: Mindy in the land of unvaccinated kindergarteners at March 18, 2015 11:18 PM (3P0VE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:18 PM (CWIQ2)
Walker and Jindal - and Perry, and others - really should think about meeting informally and strengthening ties with each other AS STATE GOVERNORS.
To the end of strengthening their states AS STATES.
That they're all scrabbling to become the Protector Of The Seven Kingdoms tells me that maybe they're not as serious about federalism as they say they are . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 18, 2015 11:19 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: SH at March 18, 2015 11:13 PM (gYvGq)
Other denominations are just even lousier Catholics.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 18, 2015 11:19 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 18, 2015 11:19 PM (5pg79)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 18, 2015 11:17 PM (ucDmr)
My wife says the exact opposite! True story!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 18, 2015 11:19 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 18, 2015 11:20 PM (5pg79)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2015 11:20 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:20 PM (CWIQ2)
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Ha. That's good too. It helps that I have been drinking.
Posted by: SH at March 18, 2015 11:21 PM (gYvGq)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 18, 2015 11:17 PM (ucDmr)
Ha. I'm both
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 11:21 PM (znRvO)
Welsh makes 200 letter long words without vowels. The Poles are not that cruel. Heck even the Germans let you have vowels.
There's always Georgian. From wikipedia:
And the following words begin with eight consonants:
- gvprtskvni, "you peel us"
- gvbrdgvni, "you tear us"
Posted by: Anachronda at March 18, 2015 11:21 PM (o78gS)
"SKIN DISEASES"
ONT 3-20-15
"MOAR SEA CREATURES THAT RAPE"
ONT 3-21-15
"GUESS THIS WAS BEFORE I ATE IT"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2015 11:21 PM (Q/1Jp)
that doesn't mean you mean that much to me
so if I call you, don't make a fuss
don't tell your friends about the two of us
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2015 11:21 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: dartist at March 18, 2015 11:22 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 18, 2015 11:17 PM (ucDmr)
My wife says the exact opposite! True story!
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I tell my wife that I love to go out drinking. I just prefer to do it alone.
Posted by: SH at March 18, 2015 11:22 PM (gYvGq)
Posted by: otho at March 18, 2015 11:22 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 10:57 PM (znRvO)
She went ballistic years ago when someone said her face looked "puffy".
There is a whole lot of crazy in that family.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac, at March 18, 2015 11:22 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 18, 2015 11:22 PM (ucDmr)
"GUESS THIS WAS BEFORE I ATE IT"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2015 11:21 PM (Q/1Jp)
ONT 3-22-15 YOKO ONO RETROSPECTIVE WEEK
And don't think I haven't been working on this in the background for several years now...
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 18, 2015 11:23 PM (i0GcK)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 18, 2015 11:23 PM (6yehy)
thank you for the bad link in the second story.
Any video with the words maggots, disguting and gums in the title does not need to be viewed.
Posted by: rd at March 18, 2015 11:23 PM (JMsTM)
That is about the only hope for us. Build at the local and state level a little fight and backbone.
Then force the feds to assert their dominance, or rip the mask off, so to speak.
Now if there were just some way to NOT send all that money to DC, so as to not have to beg and comply to get some of it back.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 18, 2015 11:23 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 18, 2015 11:23 PM (lHZsI)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 18, 2015 11:24 PM (AVEe1)
Brain bleach and mental floss stat!
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:24 PM (CWIQ2)
Hey Bob, do you have unresolved issues because you did not get to wear a plaid skirt or something?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:20 PM (CWIQ2)
I'm Scottish, so no issues about wearing one.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 18, 2015 11:24 PM (yxw0r)
And don't think I haven't been working on this in the background for several years now...
Posted by: Maetenloch
I went and listened to one of the Dick Cavett shows that some asshole here linked to on Youtube.
She sounded more lucid than John.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2015 11:24 PM (Q/1Jp)
Walker and Jindal - and Perry, and others - really should think about meeting informally and strengthening ties with each other AS STATE GOVERNORS.
To the end of strengthening their states AS STATES.
That they're all scrabbling to become the Protector Of The Seven Kingdoms tells me that maybe they're not as serious about federalism as they say they are . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 18, 2015 11:19 PM
You guys need me to make some sammiches or fetch some beers or something?
Posted by: Rick Snyder at March 18, 2015 11:24 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 18, 2015 11:24 PM (6yehy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 11:24 PM (znRvO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:25 PM (CWIQ2)
But that language is so pretty and nice to look at!
Posted by: FireHorse at March 18, 2015 11:23 PM (lHZsI)
I always thought so. That reminds me, I need to conquer the rest of that country.
Posted by: Vladimir Putin at March 18, 2015 11:25 PM (3HxZe)
Or do you want to wear a set of the thought-control cat-ears?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:26 PM (CWIQ2)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 18, 2015 11:26 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:25 PM (CWIQ2)
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 18, 2015 11:26 PM (3HxZe)
Oooo, aaaaah, ooooo, aaaaah, ooo ahh, ooooaaaa, ooaaj,ooaah
Unhn. aahhhhh!
Got a cigarette?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 18, 2015 11:26 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:27 PM (CWIQ2)
And, amigo, you take Sundays off. So....
ONT 3-23-15 YOKO ONO RETROSPECTIVE WEEK
ONT 3-24-15
SOUNDS THAT PSYCHOPATHS ARE INDIFFERENT TO.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2015 11:27 PM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 18, 2015 11:27 PM (e+Rd6)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 18, 2015 11:27 PM (e+Rd6)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 18, 2015 11:27 PM (zRby/)
We're getting the Sen. Barbara Mikulski noodz here on Friday night's ONT.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 18, 2015 11:27 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 18, 2015 11:27 PM (5pg79)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 18, 2015 11:26 PM (ucDmr)
So, and Elvis man, then...
Posted by: Mia Wallace at March 18, 2015 11:27 PM (0Ew3K)
whuh? Did I hear someone say they needed cock-punching?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 18, 2015 11:27 PM (XmOA9)
That's not mean
Mean is posting a link to a youtube video of Dudelsack und Nyckelharpa
(It really starts rocking at 2:30 so watch it all the way through)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKuCe5Of6rY
Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2015 11:28 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 18, 2015 11:28 PM (ucDmr)
A bit o' music relevant to the times:
William Elliot Whitmore - Mutiny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9axGUdvV2c
Not exactly safe for work, sensitive souls, snivelers or weak sucks.
Posted by: Grimmy at March 18, 2015 11:29 PM (uUsh9)
Not yet. plane models won't be here for a few days. I have plenty of 1/35 armor to put together but bored with em right now.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 18, 2015 11:29 PM (6yehy)
JUST WHAT KIND OF MICROSCOPIC LIFE IS LIVING ON YOU, IN YOU, AND IN YOUR PEEN?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2015 11:30 PM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 18, 2015 11:27 PM (AVEe1)
*****
Naahhh, unless Maet has something, perhaps a file or some such thing, on CDR-M.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 18, 2015 11:30 PM (hohwc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:30 PM (CWIQ2)
"45 Rosie O'Doughnut had I think 7 weeks of hotness when she got her bulimia on for the Flintstones and whatever the hell that was.."
I think she had mono back then. Now she's a twofer or is it a trifecta.
Posted by: Speller at March 18, 2015 11:31 PM (PsEVn)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2015 11:31 PM (ynQIy)
... I'M TIRED OF HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT BUTTON SO SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2015 11:31 PM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 18, 2015 11:32 PM (5pg79)
... I'M TIRED OF HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT BUTTON SO SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2015 11:31 PM (Q/1Jp)
ONT 3-29-15 HILLARY'S GYNECOLOGIST REVEALS ALL [EXCLUSIVE PICS]
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 18, 2015 11:33 PM (i0GcK)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2015 11:33 PM (ynQIy)
Nuke popcorn and watch USS Nimitz vs the Japanese First Air Fleet?
https://youtu.be/g2ow7zf1Jl8
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:33 PM (CWIQ2)
Posted by: J. Cheevers Loophole at March 18, 2015 11:34 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 18, 2015 11:11 PM (zOTsN)
Is "Eloise" her baby sister's name?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2015 11:34 PM (KzWjU)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at March 18, 2015 11:34 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2015 11:34 PM (F2IAQ)
THE BLUE-ASSED GORILLA, AN INTIMATE PORTRAIT.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 18, 2015 11:34 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 18, 2015 11:35 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2015 11:35 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:35 PM (CWIQ2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-Sg8
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2015 11:36 PM (elbY7)
http://rt.com/news/242073-sweden-gothenburg-bar-attack/
Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2015 11:36 PM (kivUY)
In for a penny, in for a pound...
Posted by: The Pre-decimalized Hat at March 18, 2015 10:52 PM (0Ew3K)
Y'know what? I'm tired being the sane one.
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhthangh!
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 18, 2015 10:56 PM (3HxZe)
You called?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2015 11:36 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2015 11:35 PM (F2IAQ)
"The Process is the Punishment"
Well done Maet.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 18, 2015 11:37 PM (XmOA9)
I reckon that guy goes home feeling pretty crabby. And sore.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 18, 2015 11:37 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 18, 2015 11:37 PM (ucDmr)
Happy days!!
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 18, 2015 11:24 PM
FIFY.
"Forgot" is not a concept with which Maet has a familiarity.
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2015 11:37 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:35 PM (CWIQ2)
Can we? I've mis-adjusted the neuralizer 3 times already and I can't remember anything from last month at all.
Posted by: Cato who "borrows" MiB equipment on a regular basis. at March 18, 2015 11:37 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2015 11:38 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at March 18, 2015 11:38 PM (4/b+l)
It's hard to shout "Raus!" and "Hande hoch!" and "Verboten!" without an adequate supply of vowels.
To say nothing of "Wir wollen ein Auto mieten."
Posted by: torquewrench at March 18, 2015 11:38 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 18, 2015 11:33 PM (i0GcK)
****
Dayum, there's already an Interwebnetz full of Dick pics.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 18, 2015 11:38 PM (hohwc)
Never have I made it through an ONT so quickly, with so little looked at, nor clicked on, nor read. Even those ONTs that were just pictures.
I'll... stop there. Not complaining. Honest. Really!
Good night, Gracies!
And, just, good night!
Posted by: mindful webworker - need... therapy... beer! stat! at March 18, 2015 11:38 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 18, 2015 11:38 PM (3HxZe)
There is a difference between punishment & abuse
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 11:38 PM (znRvO)
Here's a possibly mildly amusing tidbit that tells me all I need to know about German vis-a-vis other languages.
The word for heart murmur in various languages:
English- murmur (alliterative, soft sounding)
Spanish- soplo (melodic, almost musical)
French- souffle (say no more- though it is supposed to have one of those accent thingies)
German- herzgerausch (yeah, it needs an umlaut. Sounds like the speaker has a thistle in his throat)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 18, 2015 10:56 PM (NeFrd)
German also treats lovely lasses as neuter until they're married, when they finally become female.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2015 11:39 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
D/L Ad-block > install > reload browser > right click > "Block Element" > savor passive/aggressive victory
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2015 11:39 PM (Q/1Jp)
They should do the same for The Final Countdown one day so I can see the F-14 vs A6M2 dogfight on the big screen.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:39 PM (CWIQ2)
I'm going to suggest to Ace tomorrow that he change the format of his blog to all Country Western.
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 18, 2015 11:40 PM (ZxjRZ)
Working on a complete company of Somua S-35's with the odd Char B1 and H-39 thrown in.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 18, 2015 11:40 PM (6yehy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 11:41 PM (znRvO)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2015 11:41 PM (4gN5w)
So if the 8 or 10% of the conservatives that live in LA would all just get off their asses and VOTE!!!, LA could have a conservative government?
Excuuuuuse Me?!?! I am sick of this BS about how "Whine, whine I don't like who I have to vote for as President (or Governor whichever is the top line); and I am staying home.
GET OUT AND VOTE! If you hate the Republican, vote for someone else!
IF oyu are in Boehners or McConnell's district:
1) Where were you in the Primaries and the local organizing meetings?
2) Vote the MOFO OUT! Vote for the Democrat asshole!
Vote for the Good Republicans (or sometimes even a Democrat) Downticket.
Vote out the time serving incumbents!
GET OFF YOUR ASS and VOTE! VOTE!
If that doesn't work, then the only other choice is revolution. And if you are too lazy to vote, leadasses like you aren't going to revolt.
(This is not aimed at the commment poster, but all the whiny people that are too lazy or too pure to vote.)
Posted by: rd at March 18, 2015 11:41 PM (JMsTM)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 18, 2015 11:24 PM (AVEe1)
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It helps to spend some time with the fine people here at the HQ.
Also, there's a sweet rain falling this evening. Smells springy!
Posted by: Mindy in the land of unvaccinated kindergarteners at March 18, 2015 11:41 PM (3P0VE)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2015 11:42 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: please
----------------
I understand Spanish is becoming popular.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2015 11:42 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 18, 2015 11:43 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Driz at March 18, 2015 11:43 PM (FH0JS)
Got it.
I don't know what the fuck I did to deserve the horrifying sight of some dude going doggy in front of Richard Simmons or Rosie Dominatrix, but damn.
And no, I will not watch that doggystyle Simmons video.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 18, 2015 11:43 PM (OsWis)
C-141As, SH-3s, RA-5C, F-14s... good gosh the classic heavy iron of war.
Luap Nor, about the only one I recognize is the Char. Obscure stuff.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:43 PM (CWIQ2)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 18, 2015 11:44 PM (5pg79)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 18, 2015 11:44 PM (i0GcK)
Posted by: rd
Why are you under the impression that an election for district court appointments, water district managers, school board slots, and librarians is going to mean a conservative government?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2015 11:44 PM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 11:45 PM (znRvO)
FUCK YOU. I'VE DECIDED THAT MARCH IS NEVER GOING TO END, YOU BASTARDS.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Thank god for no Final Four posts so far.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2015 11:45 PM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2015 11:42 PM (F2IAQ)
*******
Salsa Music
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 18, 2015 11:46 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Driz at March 18, 2015 11:46 PM (FH0JS)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2015 11:42 PM (kivUY)
*****
You see, We put our measuring stations right next to heating units. They were running like freaking crazy this winter, cuz it was so not warm. Their exhaust gave us crazy numbers. There. Proof that warming causes cooling, beyotches!
Posted by: NOAA at March 18, 2015 11:47 PM (hohwc)
TECHNICALLY APRIL FOOL'S COULD BE ANY DAY IN APRIL, AND WOULDN'T A MOVIE TITLED "ANY DAY IN APRIL" BE THE BEST MOVIE EVER?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2015 11:47 PM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2015 11:48 PM (4gN5w)
Niner Eight Zulu Juliet, went to see Kwai when they did a special big screen showing.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:39 PM (CWIQ2)
Back in the late 90s, Warner Bros celebrated their 75th anniversary in part by re-releasing a bunch of their older films in theaters for short runs.
It. Was. Awesome.
Nothing like watching Casablanca, The Wild Bunch, The Big Sleep, Mildred Pierce and The Exorcist on the big screen. That's just the ones I was able to catch, they had lots more. Great fun.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2015 11:49 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 18, 2015 11:49 PM (i0GcK)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2015 11:45 PM
This.
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2015 11:49 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 18, 2015 11:49 PM (e+Rd6)
Posted by: Mindy in the land of unvaccinated kindergarteners at March 18, 2015 11:41 PM (3P0VE)
*****
Bless your heart. By all means, let's call that rain.
Posted by: The Government at March 18, 2015 11:50 PM (hohwc)
You shut your dirty whorish mouth. NCAA tourney is the only good thing about March. Except that it means Opening Day is soon.
Shit, my sister's birthday is in March.
Ok, March is an acceptable month. I'll go that far and no farther.
Posted by: DC in River City at March 18, 2015 11:50 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Colonel Haiku at March 18, 2015 11:52 PM (Y8JQ4)
I'm going to suggest to Ace tomorrow that he change the format of his blog to all Country Western.
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 18, 2015 11:40 PM (ZxjRZ)
Ah, both kinds of blogs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2015 11:52 PM (ynQIy)
either
1) It's all Cochran's fault
or
B) No NCAA BB talk on the ONT
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2015 11:54 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie
Askin' for a change in format? That's a paddlin'.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2015 11:54 PM (Q/1Jp)
In reality: the Tomcat gets strafed on the elevator by the Zero, after the ludicrous F-14 maintenance cycle runs a few hours longer than planned.
"C-141As, SH-3s, RA-5C, F-14s... good gosh the classic heavy iron of war."
The Vigilante. Another overly complex maintenance hog. But when it flew, damn, could it fly. Under-rated design for its day.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 18, 2015 11:55 PM (noWW6)
When the weather's off for oxide carbon and
Boston blizzards are a warming trend
the Great Lakes are full of ice in June
climate scientists sing the same old tune
yet on and on it snows
Anything goes!
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 18, 2015 11:55 PM (3HxZe)
Will Ferrell sucks. Is dressing up like Little Debbie supposed to make me laugh?
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 18, 2015 11:55 PM (ZxjRZ)
This is the Testors kit in 1/72d scale. And the model builder put the White Two Sail Twelve markings of Lepla and Liska's SBD-3 of VS-2 off USS Lexington at the Battle of the Coral Sea on an olive drab and neutral gray Army plane.
http://www.arcair.com/Gal10/9901-10000/gal9949-Dauntless-Winand/00.shtm
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:55 PM (CWIQ2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 11:56 PM (znRvO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2015 11:44 PM (Q/1Jp)
These are the political farm teams. Where you weed out the poor candidates and the wackos (or if you are a democrat, get them to run for Senator and Governor), and pick the people ready to move up to state government or US House positions.
And they hopefully build a record of CONSERVATIVE governance that works.
Unless you have millions of $$$, that is the only way to get into politics.
Posted by: rd at March 18, 2015 11:56 PM (JMsTM)
I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR BUT I FOUND THIS PEPTO AD FROM 1967, SPEAKING OF HERE'S P-DIDDLES
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2015 11:57 PM (Q/1Jp)
Sucked, it did.
Posted by: The Government at March 18, 2015 11:57 PM (ilEsF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2015 11:42 PM (F2IAQ)
*******
Salsa Music
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 18, 2015 11:46 PM (fLKzW)
Salsa is for people who think merengue is too exciting and Charo is uber-sexy.
Cumbia is where it is at, my friend, Cumbia.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2015 11:59 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 18, 2015 11:59 PM (hohwc)
It was a wicked design from North American Aviation.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2015 11:59 PM (CWIQ2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 18, 2015 11:59 PM (znRvO)
Damn good music back then.
Currently listening to Blackfoot, soon Molly Hatchet. Not feeling the Rush vibe tonight.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 18, 2015 11:59 PM (XmOA9)
I mean, Atlanta is in Georgia, after all.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 19, 2015 12:00 AM (5pg79)
Unless you have millions of $$$, that is the only way to get into politics.
Posted by: rd
You remember when the CA GOP were forced to close their offices in Sac-town? You remember, right?
Yeah, inspiring stuff.
Here's the thing; they aren't weeding out weak candidates. They are weeding out all conservative candidates because of Cruz fucking Bustamonte's sell-out and a permanent Dem majority in the state leg.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2015 12:03 AM (Q/1Jp)
Be well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 19, 2015 12:04 AM (znRvO)
The Airfix kit I am getting is one, just one step above that one.7 kills between the pilot and gunner?
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 19, 2015 12:05 AM (C8x6r)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 19, 2015 12:05 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 19, 2015 12:00 AM (5pg79)
******
It was a couple of years before That, although I could see how Bumbles McShitstain could confuse the two.
Crimea, Savannah...whatever. Both have deep water ports and a shit he does not give about either one of them.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 19, 2015 12:07 AM (hohwc)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 12:07 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2015 11:59 PM (t//F+)
*********
Love it......
Cumbia my Lord..... Cumbia
Cumbia my Lord..... Cumbia
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 19, 2015 12:08 AM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 19, 2015 12:08 AM (5pg79)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmNPXqG6ovg
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2015 12:09 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 12:07 AM (zOTsN)
He's a little crybaby throwing a tantrum.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 12:09 AM (3HxZe)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 18, 2015 11:59 PM
hmm, Molly Hatchet. Interesting.
My opening salvo on the cube farm today was my Wednesday traditional I Wanna be Sedated; methinks Flirtin' with Disaster may be just the ticket for Thursday morning, especially since we're hosting the quarterly "Strategic Business Development Yada Yada Yada Blaimstorming & Accusations" meeting tomorrow.
Speaking of which, oh shit, I should have been sleeping an hour ago.
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 19, 2015 12:10 AM (4gN5w)
As Bugs bunny would say, Hasta la bye bye.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2015 12:11 AM (XmOA9)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2015 12:13 AM (XmOA9)
NIKOLAI, SHOW THE PEOPLE YOUR BENDY GYMNASTIKA
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2015 12:13 AM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 12:07 AM (zOTsN)
******
I'm sure Joshing us Earnestly will be retracting his comments on the election in Israel, made just this morning, at....no point in our future.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 19, 2015 12:13 AM (hohwc)
But in the early days of the Pacific War, the air groups had two types of planes aboard without folding wings - the Dauntless and the -3 Wildcat. Only the older Devastator had folding wings. Which put a crimp on total number aircraft embarked. Even when spare planes were stored up in the rafters of the hanger deck partially disassembled.
So any Dauntless still aboard ship, because of it being a nimble aircraft, would be used as a low altitude inner CAP while the Wildcats would be the outer CAP.
It was in that role of inner CAP that Lepla and Liska racked up aerial victories.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 19, 2015 12:14 AM (CWIQ2)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2015 12:15 AM (XmOA9)
http://www.aviation-history.com/airmen/coralsea.htm
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 19, 2015 12:19 AM (CWIQ2)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 19, 2015 12:19 AM (i0GcK)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2015 12:15 AM
I have a cube-mate what gots weapons grade halitosis. I crap dust in his cube.
It's the least that I can do for my fellow inmates
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 19, 2015 12:21 AM (4gN5w)
I didn't know FIBs were allowed, dammit.
Posted by: dartist at March 18, 2015 10:44 PM
Sure they are dartist, I'm going. I can't recall who else is from IL other than you? I know there's at least a couple of more who have admitted it.
Posted by: Farmer at March 19, 2015 12:21 AM (o/90i)
I repeat, this is all Cochran's fault. Blame him. For that thing he did.
Posted by: DC in River City at March 19, 2015 12:24 AM (e+1S5)
I will now be returning to rubbing Draino in my eyes.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 19, 2015 12:25 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Maetenloch
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Hey ..., I'm on board with that one. I'll post pics!
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at March 19, 2015 12:26 AM (F2IAQ)
The connection to the internet returneth.
The thunderbolt port is a lost causeth.
It could be worse, so I'm not complaining.
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at March 19, 2015 12:26 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 12:27 AM (MOr4F)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 19, 2015 12:27 AM (4gN5w)
Welcome back. Sorry to hear about the computer troubles.
It's been an interesting day here, and there's a lot of flaring tempers or something, apparently.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 12:27 AM (3HxZe)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 19, 2015 12:28 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2015 12:29 AM (Ly3fx)
Ever read John Varley's Wizard, Titan, & Demon trilogy?
Posted by: Adriane the SyFy Critic ... at March 19, 2015 12:29 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Cato
-------------------------
*slaps cat from keyboard*
Started out with Doom, kinda went down hill after that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2015 12:29 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 19, 2015 12:27 AM (4gN5w)
I believe it was from some movie in the late 60s but I can't remember the name of it.
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 19, 2015 12:30 AM (i0GcK)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 19, 2015 12:30 AM (9QUPT)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 19, 2015 12:30 AM
thx, Maet. It has that "Laugh-In" vibe
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 19, 2015 12:32 AM (4gN5w)
crap.
I hate giving in to a heckler's veto, but I don't have the energy for drama ...
Posted by: Adriane the SyFy Critic ... at March 19, 2015 12:32 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 19, 2015 12:32 AM (i0GcK)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 12:35 AM (MOr4F)
Posted by: TWO GIRLS ONE HAT at March 19, 2015 12:35 AM (0Ew3K)
Is it really heavy? Because paper is usually .003" thick.
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2015 10:52 PM (FcR7P)
Standard 20 lb. bond is .004".
Posted by: rickl at March 19, 2015 12:35 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: bill-o at March 19, 2015 12:36 AM (AWwDY)
Yeah today was more circular firing squad. Luckily had a writers lunch to go to.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 19, 2015 12:36 AM (CWIQ2)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 19, 2015 12:36 AM (4gN5w)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 19, 2015 12:37 AM (F0Cog)
I'm so glad I found this place.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 19, 2015 12:37 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 19, 2015 12:37 AM (ilEsF)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 12:37 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 19, 2015 12:38 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 19, 2015 12:38 AM (i0GcK)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 19, 2015 12:39 AM (4gN5w)
Yeah, I'm worried we are actually stupidly helping Maetenloch with our lewd suggestions for future ONT content.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 12:39 AM (MOr4F)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2015 12:40 AM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 19, 2015 12:38 AM (F0Cog)
You're freaked? Consider how ant colonies must feel.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2015 12:40 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 19, 2015 12:41 AM (CWIQ2)
I'm finally gonna have a job, and when I come home at night I'll have ONT features to look forward to such as:
- Inside the diseased mind of Nancy Grace
- Nude photos of Nancy Pelosi
- Favorite recipes of the Donner Party
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2015 12:41 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 19, 2015 12:42 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: The Last ONT at March 19, 2015 12:42 AM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 19, 2015 12:42 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 19, 2015 12:43 AM (CWIQ2)
There are some bio-engineered weapons and their payload pretty much comes out their ass ...
Posted by: Adriane the SyFy Critic ... at March 19, 2015 12:43 AM (nSOh+)
I'd say a 70% chance at this point. Just haven't gotten official word yet.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2015 12:43 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 19, 2015 12:44 AM (4gN5w)
Posted by: Your Humble Narrator at March 19, 2015 12:44 AM (0Ew3K)
Don't get arrested wearing nothing but a condom and a beanie hat in public until after the official hire date. I know it sounds strange, but just trust me on this.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 19, 2015 12:45 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at March 19, 2015 12:45 AM (1brdf)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 12:45 AM (MOr4F)
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2015 12:45 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2015 12:46 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: The Overnight Hat at March 19, 2015 12:46 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 19, 2015 12:47 AM (i0GcK)
There really hasn't been any that I am aware of. Just people venting pet peeves. Anyone seen much Moron on Moron hate?
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 19, 2015 12:47 AM (U7H1n)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 19, 2015 12:51 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: The Overnight Hat at March 19, 2015 12:51 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at March 19, 2015 12:52 AM (1brdf)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 12:52 AM (MOr4F)
Posted by: goon at March 19, 2015 12:52 AM (gNTQS)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 19, 2015 12:53 AM (yi8ar)
Posted by: goon at March 19, 2015 12:53 AM (gNTQS)
Then again they seem to have scrubbed their website of any mention of AB anywhere, even though I KNOW they've covered her in the past. Weird.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2015 12:54 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 19, 2015 12:54 AM (QLqUE)
Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at March 19, 2015 12:54 AM (Jemjv)
Posted by: ONT MUMR-Auf Deutsch at March 19, 2015 12:55 AM (afQnV)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 19, 2015 12:55 AM (QLqUE)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 19, 2015 12:56 AM (QLqUE)
The Precious and Melissa McCarthy-The Sex Tape
Rosie O'Donnell's Sex Toy-You Get To See What It Sees!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 19, 2015 12:57 AM (F0Cog)
It took a few years, but in the mail today was the Horde membership 'bonus' I sent him $29.95 for: my very own, 100% stainless steel, Ace-designed Hobo Deboner.
Mmm, gonna have some good eatin'!!...
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2015 12:57 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 19, 2015 12:57 AM (i0GcK)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 12:58 AM (MOr4F)
But a lot more disrespect for country bumpkins implied by use of the animal verb for eating (fressen) - a nice touch.
Actually got to use that one with a kraut once. He was surprised and loved it (it was appropriate to the situation, which I forget). And I used it to mock some "educated" idiot American, public figure probably, not to diss people doing honest work and not ruining society (i.e., non-elite rural society).
Posted by: rhomboic at March 19, 2015 12:58 AM (afQnV)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2015 12:58 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac, at March 19, 2015 12:58 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: The Overnight Hat at March 19, 2015 12:58 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2015 12:59 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 12:59 AM (MOr4F)
4-8-15 ONT BROUGHT TO YOU BY ACE
Posted by: The Overnight Hat at March 19, 2015 12:51 AM (0Ew3K)
Heh. I was just thinking about that possibility.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 01:00 AM (T1005)
Posted by: The Overnight Hat at March 19, 2015 01:00 AM (0Ew3K)
What are we being punished for?
"Beat your wife every day. If you don't know why, she does" (actual advice given by Algerian uncles to a friend who married an Algerian-French woman back in the early 70s, in France)
So, is that sorta the process under which we merit punishment, Maet?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 19, 2015 01:00 AM (afQnV)
Mmm, gonna have some good eatin'!!...
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2015 12:57 AM (elbY7)
Little confused here on that deboner thing and what exactly you are eating.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2015 01:01 AM (FMbng)
They say dogs can only remember being yelled at for 15 seconds or so; the Horde's attention span is probably shorter.
Post 'NOOD' to see this principle in action.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2015 01:01 AM (Ly3fx)
http://www.aviation-history.com/airmen/coralsea.htm
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 19, 2015 12:19 AM (CWIQ2)
When was the red spot removed from the US insignia on airplanes?
I have a suspicion that they were painted over on an ad hoc basis between 7 May and 8 May, before it became official policy. I have nothing to back that up with. It's just a hunch.
Posted by: rickl at March 19, 2015 01:01 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Overnight Hat at March 19, 2015 12:51 AM (0Ew3K)
Heh. I was just thinking about that possibility.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 01:00 AM (T1005)
Miss me?
Posted by: The Sloth at March 19, 2015 01:01 AM (0Ew3K)
(I confess, I liked her in Sleepless in Seattle, but that was before I knew that she was a leather bound hoe! Even the girls baseball movie wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen, but ditto on the hoe part.)
Posted by: goon at March 19, 2015 01:01 AM (gNTQS)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 19, 2015 01:02 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2015 01:02 AM (elbY7)
They say dogs can only remember being yelled at for 15 seconds or so; the Horde's attention span is probably shorter.
That's hardly fair. I've seen the Horde spend hours dissecting trolls.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 19, 2015 01:02 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2015 01:03 AM (elbY7)
Haven't read all 1,346 comments, so might have missed it.
What are we being punished for?
"Beat your wife every day. If you don't know why, she does" (actual
advice given by Algerian uncles to a friend who married an
Algerian-French woman back in the early 70s, in France)
So, is that sorta the process under which we merit punishment, Maet?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 19, 2015 01:00 AM (afQnV)
Only Cochran knows.....must've been something vile, though....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 01:03 AM (T1005)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2015 01:03 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2015 01:03 AM (elbY7)
Why not both?
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at March 19, 2015 01:04 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: goon at March 19, 2015 01:05 AM (gNTQS)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 19, 2015 01:05 AM (afQnV)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 19, 2015 01:06 AM (i0GcK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2015 01:07 AM (FMbng)
Everybody's talkin' foreign now.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
*****
That's the alcohol. If you aren't drinking, you've had a stroke.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 19, 2015 01:08 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 18, 2015 10:39 PM (TqyFL)
So, you have a copy of Parker Ackley's book too?
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 19, 2015 01:09 AM (ftnBp)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 01:10 AM (MOr4F)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 19, 2015 01:10 AM (i0GcK)
I do believe the official order to remove the red dot in the center of the star was issued May 10, 1942. "Believe" is the operative word here.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 19, 2015 01:10 AM (Vyg9x)
That one sounds... interesting.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2015 01:10 AM (Ly3fx)
Oh, Hi, Horde! Mostly lurking as usual but happy to see so many familiar nicks.
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 19, 2015 01:11 AM (ftnBp)
That one sounds... interesting.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2015 01:10 AM (Ly3fx)
Oops typo - should read TEA PARTY MALE WHORES... :-)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 19, 2015 01:12 AM (i0GcK)
Posted by: goon at March 19, 2015 01:13 AM (gNTQS)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 19, 2015 01:13 AM (ftnBp)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 19, 2015 01:08 AM (F0Cog)
Feels like a night for drinking, but I gotta do my usual bit of making sure the office doesn't melt down.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 01:13 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 19, 2015 01:14 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 01:16 AM (MOr4F)
Posted by: rickl at March 19, 2015 01:16 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: goon at March 19, 2015 01:17 AM (gNTQS)
4-10-15 ONT: IT'S ALL GHEY.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 01:16 AM (MOr4F)
Correction: 4-10-15 ONT: IT'S ALL GHEY, ALL THE TIME.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 01:18 AM (T1005)
GREETINGS FELLOW CONSERVATIVE. I AM REP. BOEHNER OF THE CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLIC. I HAVE A BUSINESS PROPOSITION FOR YOU...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2015 01:18 AM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 19, 2015 01:18 AM (afQnV)
Posted by: No Conservative Ever at March 19, 2015 01:19 AM (ZbCKc)
Thanks yet again for the great chat. Will keep y'all posted re the job prospect.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2015 01:19 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 19, 2015 01:19 AM (i0GcK)
Posted by: goon at March 19, 2015 01:19 AM (gNTQS)
Posted by: Mr. Laphroaig at March 19, 2015 01:21 AM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: goon at March 19, 2015 01:13 AM (gNTQS)
Don't forget planting the United States of Earth flags. Keep what you kill.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2015 01:21 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 01:22 AM (MOr4F)
Posted by: Maetenloch
Heh, I wonder how many get that one.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2015 01:22 AM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 19, 2015 01:22 AM (5pg79)
I was in no way meaning to make lite of the suffering of those led to the slaughter. Populations are herd animals though, and sometimes it is probably better to just run them off of the cliffs and watch them hit down in the canyon. Not the civilized populations mind you, but those whom choose to live in another century. They choose it. I say, so be it.
Posted by: goon at March 19, 2015 01:22 AM (gNTQS)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 19, 2015 01:19 AM (i0GcK)
You go too far, sirrah. There's punishment, and then there's torture.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2015 01:24 AM (Ly3fx)
Posted by: Maetenloch
Heh, I wonder how many get that one.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2015 01:22 AM (Q/1Jp)
Yeah, Ouch.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 01:25 AM (MOr4F)
this, of course, was back when we fought to win.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 19, 2015 01:27 AM (yi8ar)
Posted by: goon at March 19, 2015 01:27 AM (gNTQS)
Posted by: Maetenloch
Heh, I wonder how many get that one.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2015 01:22 AM (Q/1Jp)
Yeah, Ouch.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 01:25 AM
------------------
*reacts to Ace selling out as dudes do when you start talking about kicking in the balls*
Hey...
hey, now.
Let's just settle down a bit.
That's not funny.
Posted by: Currently Still Sane Lurker at March 19, 2015 01:30 AM (7d8Ef)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 01:32 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 19, 2015 01:32 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: goon at March 19, 2015 01:22 AM (gNTQS)
7th century assholes need 7th century solutions.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2015 01:33 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: goon at March 19, 2015 01:34 AM (gNTQS)
Speaking of which. It's sort of interesting to read the comment threads for those. Not encouraging. So many who operate at a tribal/sports team level, who don't seem to understand the substance or mechanics of it all.
I really don't understand how the US got to where it did, its success. The constitutional system and most of the unwritten rules that made us unique seem to have just evaporated before our eyes, a lot of it in my lifetime.
WE MUST BE PUNISHED FOR THIS!
Or something.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 19, 2015 01:36 AM (afQnV)
This is 16mm color footage taken aboard USS Hornet less than three weeks before Midway and used by John Ford to make a memorial film for Waldron's lost squadron.
Pay attention to 8-T-3. The red dots have been removed from the fuselage stars. But are present on the wing stars. The wing stars are in violation of regulation that required stars on the tops and bottoms of both wings only specified they extend back to the aileron break. But here you see them covering the entire width of the wing - there is a semi-famous photo from April time frame off USS Enterprise that shows Wildcats with similar oversized stars on fuselage and wing while the TBD behind shows the early war small fuselage star. Also note on 8-T-3 the red and white rudder stripes have been painted over with Intermediate Blue. Those rudder stripes was another area where there was wild variation - some squadrons followed the directive precisely while others would paint the whole rudder.
https://youtu.be/sPbYilMzWpw
Life Magazine has many wonderful color photographs of SBD-3 Dauntless bombers. This is probably one of the best. Shows correct post-Midway markings. Along with weathering. Fresh patches of Intermediate Blue where old Navy mission codes were painted out and new numbers in black for the lucky Marine flyers.
http://tinyurl.com/pxn97nv
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 19, 2015 01:36 AM (CWIQ2)
PAUL ANKA RESPONDS TO ACE'S MOCKERY
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2015 01:36 AM (Q/1Jp)
I, House of Speakers Boehner John, am stuck currently at the Lagos
airport, as my Nigerian visa has expired. Please send $5000 US to me by
Western Union so that renewing my visa and returning home becomes a
thing that can happen. I promise much pork for your future if you are
complying.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 19, 2015 01:32 AM (5pg79)
Far more successful fundraiser:
I, Abinye Idahosa, airport inspector in Lagos, have discovered your John Boehner of the GOPe with an expired visa. Please wire $5000 to further complicate his travels for an additional month.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 01:38 AM (T1005)
Me?
Posted by: pimply faced nerd at March 19, 2015 01:38 AM (OBi6b)
Posted by: The not-so-green Hat at March 19, 2015 01:38 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 19, 2015 01:39 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: goon at March 19, 2015 01:39 AM (gNTQS)
4-18-15 WELCOME TO THE FIRST SALEM COMMUNICATIONS ONT
Posted by: Maetenloch
Hi!
I'm Taybithia Hernandez-Bush, and I'm so excited to be your new overnight board moderator starting in April!
Can't go into a lot of details now, still working hard to finish the new terms of service, but we sure look forward to having the AoS community as a part of the Salem family.
*hugz*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 19, 2015 01:43 AM (kdS6q)
Got to look over Chino's TBM and P-40 on Saturday in El Centro at the Blue Angel's kick-off air show. Unfortunately the pilots were not around.
You ought to make it out to the show in May at Chino. Not sure about this year, but not long ago they had over 40 WWII warbirds in the air, the "parade" was amazing (5 P-38s).
Plus, you'd enjoy the "dry" heat!
Posted by: rhomboid at March 19, 2015 01:43 AM (afQnV)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 01:44 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 19, 2015 01:45 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 01:45 AM (MOr4F)
Leppla and Liska might have scored that many kills. But Sail Twelve suffers a problem similar to Hans-Joachim Marseilles' Yellow Fourteen. There is White Two Sail Twelve that saw action at Coral Sea of which information is very scanty since the plane with its carrier went down. But Douglas painted up a factory fresh -3 to resemble Leppla's plane with kill markings that was extensively photographed and that plane is the one firmly planted in everyone's mind.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 19, 2015 01:45 AM (CWIQ2)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 01:47 AM (MOr4F)
SBD no. 17 is being restored at the museum where I volunteer. I have yet to get involved with restoration but hope to at some point (bringing little more than 8th-grade metal shop skills to the situation).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 19, 2015 01:50 AM (afQnV)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 19, 2015 01:36 AM (afQnV)
Not enough wars on our soil to allow natural selection.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2015 01:51 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 01:47 AM
Well that should free up some time for me.
Nite all, be well.
Posted by: Farmer at March 19, 2015 01:51 AM (o/90i)
Btw, where has Sven been?
Posted by: fly gal at March 19, 2015 01:53 AM (EmwFM)
- Needed an editor BADLY. Far too many scenes that went on too long.
- If you're here for single-guy wish-fulfilment, Weird Science was 10x better.
- DeMornay was hotter than LeBrock. Especially in that dream-of-jeanie, breakfast-at-tiffany's hairstyle. It might even be worth $300 to hire DeMornay just to come visit and brighten the place up...
- Booger! The 80s weren't the 80s without Booger.
- the Tangerine Dream soundtrack ... uh. Is this supposed to be a 80s chickflick or a lost Mass Effect outtake?
I'll probably not watch this one again. Unless DeMornay insists I watch it with her.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 19, 2015 01:53 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2015 01:51 AM (FMbng)
Didn't work out well for Europe last century...
Posted by: The World War Hat at March 19, 2015 01:54 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 19, 2015 01:56 AM (5pg79)
When you say no. 17, is that the last two digits of the BuNo? Or 17th built?
Though not sure if I can be of any real help since all I have is books.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 19, 2015 01:57 AM (CWIQ2)
Yeah, I thought it was boring too. DeMornay upstaged Cruise. Stupid movie.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 01:57 AM (MOr4F)
Posted by: The World War Hat at March 19, 2015 01:54 AM (0Ew3K)
yeah well, they aren't us. They were beating down for centuries with kings and tyrants. First king we had we said fuck you. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2015 01:59 AM (FMbng)
- with the dialogue muted and the picture off, just listening to the soundtrack:
http://composerfocus.com/the-music-of-mass-effect/
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 19, 2015 02:00 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at March 19, 2015 02:02 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at March 19, 2015 02:03 AM (nSOh+)
Hi again!
Oh, and just so you know, I'm getting married at the end of the month*flashes bling ring* and my name will be a bit different when I start moderating here.
I'm marrying my brother Prescott George Hernandez-Bush. The Bush family has decided to intermarry like the Egyptian pharaohs. The heck with subtlety at this point, we say *gigglez*
Anyway, so I'll be Taybithia Hernandez-Bush-Bush.
See ya in April!
*hugz*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 19, 2015 02:04 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 19, 2015 02:04 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at March 19, 2015 02:04 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 02:04 AM (T1005)
Rubyicon, Underwater Sunlight, Cyclone, Exit ...
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at March 19, 2015 02:04 AM (nSOh+)
Tangerine Dream -- music to blog with....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 02:05 AM (T1005)
http://modelhobby.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Dauntless-carrierB.jpeg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 19, 2015 02:05 AM (CWIQ2)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 19, 2015 02:06 AM (yi8ar)
Maybe someday we'll get another game like Mass Effect (and #2) that doesn't hump the bunk at the end.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 19, 2015 02:06 AM (AVEe1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5GHQNnPUuo
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 19, 2015 02:07 AM (AVEe1)
I believe it's the 17th SBD off the line in Long Beach. Lots of work remaining on it. Need to refresh my memory, but believe it was from Lake Michigan, natch.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 19, 2015 02:08 AM (afQnV)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at March 19, 2015 02:08 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 19, 2015 02:06 AM (AVEe1)
Wasn't it mass effect 3 that had an ending that pissed people off? I never finished ME3, I should make it a point to finish it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2015 02:08 AM (FMbng)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqFUmo8VVg0
Good night, everyone!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 19, 2015 02:09 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 19, 2015 02:09 AM (nSOh+)
Yeah all the good Clunks are out of Lake Michigan and the US Navy doesn't want any of them to fly.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 19, 2015 02:11 AM (CWIQ2)
Ugh. Shudders. Shivers. Cries. Rocks back and forth.
It. Just. Kept. Getting. Worse.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 19, 2015 02:20 AM (rldyO)
Problem was, they were bullshit.
If you want to be the ultimate paladin, you have to back and do *this/that the other thing*.
And that's about the only way you could survive the ending credits.
Tried it once, got bored. Went back to playing Witcher.
Posted by: Phat at March 19, 2015 02:23 AM (/K6Oh)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2015 02:08 AM (FMbng
Yep. The last 5 minutes of the game takes a big ol' heaping dump right on the entire franchise.
Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2015 02:23 AM (zt+N6)
This ONT is causing me mental distress.
(Admits that he would tap a young Babs)
I'm better now.
Posted by: Phat at March 19, 2015 02:25 AM (/K6Oh)
Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2015 02:23 AM (zt+N6)
I was in the middle of the game when I started hearing stuff like that. I got stuck in the section with some major boss enemy that had some hunter chick side kicks with him and it was pissing me off. Then I heard about the ending being shit and decided not to add to my overflowing box of dead and crushed controllers.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2015 02:27 AM (FMbng)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This ONT is just an illusion!
So don't let it get to you ...
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 19, 2015 02:33 AM (nSOh+)
The "Ultimate" Green ending, is to combine organics and synthetics across the galaxy so everyone basically becomes techno-organic melding Shepherd into all of them. Thus in a game about making choices you tell the galaxy "fuck you I'm taking away the choice of all beings."
The "Paragon" Blue ending is to do precisely what the Illusive man wanted to do. So you become the bad guy, you take over the Reapers and overwrite their programming with your consciousness. And that's the good guy ending, because yeah civilization should totally trust the giant Old God robots that were slaughtering billions and oh yeah indoctrinates anyone that spends too long around them.
The "Renegade" Red ending is the good guy ending. You shut down the Reapers, killing them, saving the galaxy. But obviously the shit head running the game realized this so as a fuck you to everyone that sees this as the right ending also stopping the Reapers will destroy the Geth and EDI as well.
And in every ending all the Mass Relays are destroyed. But so many people pointed out how stupidly bullshit this was that in the first DLC that they had to release to try and better "Explain" the ending they showed them being rebuilt, because it would be pretty fucking stupid to have every fleet in the galaxy around earth and just realize that because the humans just destroyed all Relays they are stuck there. Yeah that would go over well.
And the point that you only have those three choices is that Organics and Synthetics cannot coexist together. But if you had been doing the Paragon route you can make peace between the Geth and the Quarians so fuck you you dipshits at BioWare you prove your ending fucking wrong in your own game you dipshit SJW cockgobblers.
Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2015 02:38 AM (zt+N6)
d'oh. sounded like Tangerine Dream weren't just easy-listening; they had real talent
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 19, 2015 02:39 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 19, 2015 02:41 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2015 02:42 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2015 02:42 AM (zt+N6)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5GEdmpEYX8
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 19, 2015 02:47 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2015 02:38 AM (zt+N6)
Shit man, it sounds like a mess. Its been so long I barely remember the game. I remember it being good until I got stuck in that one section. That was pissing me off to no end. I just couldn't defeat that prick in that one room. I played and won well over 300 games in my time, and every once in a while I get totally stuck in a section of a game for reasons I never figure out. Recently I was playing assassins creed black flag, and I had to sneak across an island of assassins without being caught, and I can't fucking get through it. I keep getting screwed at the very last sentry. I had to quit before that controller became a dead solder. Its only happened to me maybe a half dozen times in all the years I played games, but when it does its a doozy. ME3 was one of them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2015 02:57 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2015 03:01 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 19, 2015 02:20 AM (rldyO)
It's this too a story of Obama?
Posted by: The Storied Hat at March 19, 2015 03:06 AM (0Ew3K)
https://youtu.be/iVRnFsXphb4
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2015 03:15 AM (Q/1Jp)
Really? You got stuck on the sneaking through the assassins island? That wasn't that difficult.
Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2015 03:01 AM (zt+N6)
It has been part of my limited experience with games that you occasionally get a glitch that is probably tied to your specific setup -- you could defeat that level on one of your desktops, but not the other -- because sneaking past the 4th sentry interferes with your anti-virus setting or something. Forums say, "it's easy" -- and trying the steps on walkthroughs don't work -- and you eventually say, "bag this" and walk away.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 03:16 AM (T1005)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 18, 2015 10:32 PM (0Ew3K)
***
As David Crosby & Grace Slick put it,
Sister lovers, water brothers,
And in time maybe others
So you see
What wee can do is to try something new
If you're crazy too.
I don't really see
Why can't we go on as three?
Posted by: Colonel Quokka at March 19, 2015 03:28 AM (iKG5d)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 19, 2015 03:30 AM (nSOh+)
>>> Fortunately, fake guns would still be allowed fortheatrical
productions, "including any motion picture, video, television, or stage
production."
But, since the bill outlaws the "manufacture, sale, and public display" of firearms, you'd presumably have to teleport one onto the stage, and teleport it out of state once you were done with it.
And, folks -- if you're going to brandish a fake weapon in Ohio -- remember to claim that it is "performance art".
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 03:31 AM (T1005)
Posted by: bill-o at March 19, 2015 03:36 AM (AWwDY)
Posted by: Barbra Streisand at March 19, 2015 03:37 AM (iKG5d)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 03:40 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Werewolf John Boehner at March 19, 2015 03:44 AM (5qEZd)
Here is "Sail into the Sunset" by Chthonic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH5RuExCVKM
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 19, 2015 03:44 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: bill-o at March 19, 2015 03:45 AM (AWwDY)
what's happenin to me... I was walking at night during a full moon when
mitch mcconnell galloped up to me and bit me and then ... *HOWL*!!!
Posted by: Werewolf John Boehner at March 19, 2015 03:44 AM (5qEZd)
Another victim of lie-can't-throw-pee.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 03:45 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Werewolf John Boehner at March 19, 2015 03:44 AM (5qEZd)
Just be glad you weren't bitten by Bernie Sanders...
Posted by: The Wer-Hat at March 19, 2015 03:45 AM (0Ew3K)
703
what's happenin to me... I was walking at night during a full moon when
mitch mcconnell galloped up to me and bit me and then ... *HOWL*!!!
Posted by: Werewolf John Boehner at March 19, 2015 03:44 AM (5qEZd)
Another victim of lie-can't-throw-pee.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 03:45 AM (T1005)
Otherwise known as the doctrine that you
LIE -- to your base
CAN'T -- stymie the opposition
THROW -- every contest, and
PEE -- down your leg when the press razzes you or you don't get invited to the right cocktail parties.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 03:51 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Igor at March 19, 2015 03:51 AM (7d8Ef)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 03:53 AM (T1005)
Posted by: The Wer-Hat at March 19, 2015 03:45 AM (0Ew3K)
There, hat.
Posted by: Igor at March 19, 2015 03:51 AM (7d8Ef)
Everywhere a hat, hat.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 03:53 AM (T1005)
Oh come on!!!
Elvis wasn't that bad...
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at March 19, 2015 02:02 AM (nSOh+)
Then there's the first Emperor we had. Norton I sounds like he was pretty cool, from what I've read.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 04:00 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 04:16 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 04:16 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 04:16 AM (T1005)
And on his farm he had an... Elder God?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 04:17 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2015 03:01 AM (zt+N6)
Getting through it isn't a problem, it was the last sentry. He was on some cliff, and I had to somehow jump across, and the fucker is staring right at you. I didn't see a way to get across. I remember jumping to some tree and even hiding he saw me. No clue.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2015 04:23 AM (FMbng)
713 E-I-E-I-O.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 04:16 AM (T1005)
And on his farm he had an... Elder God?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 04:17 AM (J+mig)
No, as per @707, @709, and @711, he had a hat.
On the flip side, it may have been "Old McCthulhu...."
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 04:23 AM (T1005)
Really? You got stuck on the sneaking through the assassins island? That wasn't that difficult.
Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2015 03:01 AM (zt+N6)
Getting through it isn't a problem, it was the last sentry. He was
on some cliff, and I had to somehow jump across, and the fucker is
staring right at you. I didn't see a way to get across. I remember
jumping to some tree and even hiding he saw me. No clue.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2015 04:23 AM (FMbng)
It was the gnarly E7 chord.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 04:25 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 04:25 AM (T1005)
That is one nasty sounding chord.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2015 04:32 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Obed Marsh at March 19, 2015 04:32 AM (iKG5d)
It was the gnarly E7 chord.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 04:25 AM (T1005)
That is one nasty sounding chord.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2015 04:32 AM (FMbng)
That's why it keeps waking up the sentry. Dude, you need something more mellow in A.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 04:34 AM (T1005)
If elected I will grant citizenship to all Elder Gods. I for one am in favor of amnesty. What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Obed Marsh at March 19, 2015 04:32 AM (iKG5d)
Wait, what about us?
Posted by: Deep Ones at March 19, 2015 04:35 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 04:34 AM (T1005)
Could be truth to that. I play 4 hours a day, so by the time I get a control in my hand I'm guitarded.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2015 04:36 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Church of Dagon at March 19, 2015 04:37 AM (T1005)
crawled out on the beach, and he became a monkey. Then the monkey,
he went back into the water, because it was too hot. Then he started
developing gills-like a fish-and started swimming in the ocean.
Then he came back out again, and was then just a monkey, and then
a man, and then a monkey again, I think, and then a man. So it's
based on that."
*Proudly endorsed by the Church of Dagon
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at March 19, 2015 04:41 AM (T1005)
That's why it keeps waking up the sentry. Dude, you need something more mellow in A.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 04:34 AM (T1005)
Could be truth to that. I play 4 hours a day, so by the time I get a control in my hand I'm guitarded.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2015 04:36 AM (FMbng)
You could even get away with a Cm, if you strummed it right....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 04:42 AM (T1005)
Posted by: bill-o at March 19, 2015 04:44 AM (AWwDY)
Posted by: Deep Ones at March 19, 2015 04:35 AM (T1005)
***
Come here and give us a kiss with those pouty fish lips...mmm...tuna
Posted by: Obed Marsh at March 19, 2015 04:45 AM (iKG5d)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 04:47 AM (J+mig)
I'll be really glad when we finally get a new thread. Getting tired of always seeing this crap whenever I hit refresh.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 04:47 AM (J+mig)
So throw something up and see if it sticks. Here -- have a video (in Russian) about drilling square holes -- http://tinyurl.com/lvp5mza .
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 04:52 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 04:52 AM (T1005)
I don't know how. Thought only certain people could post actual blog posts here.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 04:54 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 19, 2015 04:56 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 04:42 AM (T1005)
I'm liking D standard. \mm/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtGFIrvtiAs
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2015 04:58 AM (FMbng)
So throw something up and see if it sticks. Here -- have a video (in
Russian) about drilling square holes -- http://tinyurl.com/lvp5mza .
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 04:52 AM (T1005)
I don't know how. Thought only certain people could post actual blog posts here.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 04:54 AM (J+mig)
There are very few who can put up posts -- mostly, they are COBs, but there are some "open bloggers"....I've even put up a couple. But there is so much action in the comments. Hat, for example, has never (to my knowledge) put up a post, but has whomped-up tons of content. Same with Anna Puma.
And, seriously, it's a potluck. If you show up and start whinging that there's nothing good to eat, everyone's going to respond: "why didn't you bring anything?"
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 05:05 AM (T1005)
http://tinyurl.com/m8qx3p2
And another one...
http://tinyurl.com/mu4n3t7
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 05:12 AM (J+mig)
Well, let's start with the simple.
http://tinyurl.com/m8qx3p2
And another one...
http://tinyurl.com/mu4n3t7
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 05:12 AM (J+mig)
That wasn't too difficult, was it? A doggeh and a kitteh? Bring it.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 05:15 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2015 05:15 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 05:16 AM (J+mig)
It is one hell of a turn of phrase. Anyone can say post-apocalyptic hellhole, but collander-facemask world... that's just special.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 05:18 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: bill-o at March 19, 2015 05:23 AM (AWwDY)
And I wasn't calling the commentary crap, and I'm sorry if I gave that
impression. The commentary's why I keep hitting refresh, in spite of
what keeps flashing up whenever I do.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 05:16 AM (J+mig)
I'd be cautious about disparaging our gracious host and his most talented ONT representative as well.....we've been blessed with hundreds of piquant and evocative ONTs through their good efforts -- what we've done with them afterwards is our own shame.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 05:23 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 05:28 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 05:28 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 05:23 AM (T1005)
That's also a good point.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 05:28 AM (J+mig)
Maet -- are you trolling for compliments AGAIN????
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 05:29 AM (T1005)
I'm not Maet. And here's a gun-related story. They'll whine and whine about drug-related charges, but they're more than happy to turn this guy into a felon.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 05:33 AM (J+mig)
http://tinyurl.com/nayl68h
I'm not Maet. And here's a gun-related story. They'll whine and
whine about drug-related charges, but they're more than happy to turn
this guy into a felon.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 05:33 AM (J+mig)
I saw that. What part of "the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed" is so difficult to understand? The people who wrote that phrase had just fought off the world's largest empire using only stuff they had in their garage....they really meant it to mean just what it says -- arms are a right of The People, not The Government.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 05:37 AM (T1005)
Amen to that. But when words can mean anything "shall not be infringed" means nothing more than "it depends on what the definition of is is." Liberal is tyrannical, Comprehensive is totalitarian, Tolerance is an ultimatum, and Compromise is capitulation.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 05:42 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Vincent Vega at March 19, 2015 05:44 AM (x6d4B)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 05:37 AM (T1005)
Amen to that. But when words can mean anything "shall not be
infringed" means nothing more than "it depends on what the definition of
is is." Liberal is tyrannical, Comprehensive is totalitarian,
Tolerance is an ultimatum, and Compromise is capitulation.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 05:42 AM (J+mig)
Orwell had Marxism's number.....you have to debase the language in order for an argument for Marxism to seem credible, because the plain sense of it is horseshit.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 05:46 AM (T1005)
The eyeball hurt induced by this thread is no less painful at 5:45 AM. Begging the question, WTF is wrong with you Maet?
Posted by: Vincent Vega at March 19, 2015 05:44 AM (x6d4B)
Check upthread. It's already been decided to be BCochran's fault.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 05:47 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Vincent Vega at March 19, 2015 05:51 AM (x6d4B)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 05:46 AM (T1005)
He did, and it's sad that 1984 isn't required reading anymore. I didn't pick up a copy until I was in my twenties. Would have probably saved me a lot of mis-spent "moderate" years otherwise.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 05:55 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: bill-o at March 19, 2015 05:57 AM (AWwDY)
http://tinyurl.com/qd8xwlz
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 06:00 AM (J+mig)
Oh look, Obama "accidentally" armed yet another bunch of terrorists.
I'm sure he's very upset that the weapons have fallen into their hands,
and will be happy to lead an effort to destroy or recover them. From
behind.
http://tinyurl.com/qd8xwlz
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 06:00 AM (J+mig)
At this point, if Bibi nuked Washington, DC, I'd hope he would get the Nobel Peace Prize.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2015 06:03 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 19, 2015 06:14 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Col. House at March 19, 2015 06:18 AM (v6Osy)
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at March 19, 2015 06:20 AM (4pjhs)
I see that President ThinSkin is still being..
Thin Skinned.
He must pout like a bitch when Santa doesn't bring him what he wants for Kwanza.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 19, 2015 06:28 AM (PJOJz)
After reading the Glenn Beck thread, are we all Democrats now?
Or agnostic?
Cause if we're all Democrats now, I need to get signed up for some free shit.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 19, 2015 06:34 AM (PJOJz)
Posted by: bopiddy at March 19, 2015 06:36 AM (9HJf4)
I'm what I was before the thread. An independent who votes against Democrats, for the best anti-democrat option. Until I get a party label I agree with, I'm an anti- rather than a pro-.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 19, 2015 06:38 AM (J+mig)
So we're not getting EBT cards and 'Bamafones?
At least the guys still get shirts....right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 19, 2015 06:42 AM (PJOJz)
Posted by: goon at March 19, 2015 06:42 AM (gNTQS)
Posted by: FCF at March 19, 2015 06:46 AM (kejii)
Posted by: goon at March 19, 2015 06:47 AM (gNTQS)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at March 19, 2015 06:51 AM (/4AZU)
The shirts are being delivered via overnight carrier turtle.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at March 19, 2015 06:52 AM (/4AZU)
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Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)