Morning Thread (3-11-2015)

Are we in the "it's old news" phase of HillaryMail yet?

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Posted by: Andy at 07:02 AM

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1 G'Morning, all

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2015 07:03 AM (hzrlb)

2 DAY 854

609 to go (682 to Inauguration Day 2017)

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 07:03 AM (CMkNk)

3 [deleted]

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 11, 2015 07:03 AM (xQX/f)

4 Actually, I just saw a lefty trying that "old news" line on another blog this morning.

Posted by: Evil Otto at March 11, 2015 07:05 AM (6eVVe)

5 We are still in the discovery phase. All Clinton scandals have a pace, like Chinese water torture. They have to approach excruciating before the 60 Minutes moment can occur. After that, we go into "old news" phase.

Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2015 07:05 AM (GFYLz)

6
Just a thought:

So they failed to ban .556 ammo one way. I wonder if the government will use Dodd-Frank to declare ammo manufacturers "too big to fail" and "vital to national defense" and than nationalize them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 07:05 AM (CMkNk)

7 Bah, I'm in an altered state thanks to a bad tooth ache and good drugs.

Hillary is screwed because until the drives out of her mail server are physically examined anything she say's about them is a lie.

Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at March 11, 2015 07:06 AM (4pjhs)

8 3 [deleted]
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 11, 2015 07:03 AM (xQX/f)

ISWYDT. Or didn't.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 07:08 AM (CMkNk)

9 Hillarymail is so old, her original four-legged server was superseded by the telegraph.

Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2015 07:08 AM (dVmLD)

10 Mornin' folks

Posted by: wing at March 11, 2015 07:08 AM (gd8Or)

11
IIRC, Hilary was at the center of the White House post office scandal, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 07:09 AM (CMkNk)

12 It must be so weird to be a Clinton. Your entire life as a grifter is one long criminal enterprise and so it would be fascinating to see which obscure action gathers public interest. Is it the big stuff, rapes and bribes and such? No, it's the email server.

Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2015 07:09 AM (GFYLz)

13 Oh hell, J.J. what a thought. I doubt a flag saying "Bang" will do me much good in the duck blind.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 11, 2015 07:09 AM (YCAMY)

14 I'll give the ole scrunt her props for yesterday -- She managed to resist dropping trou and mooning the press corps.

*we've been thonged*

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 11, 2015 07:10 AM (AdyRf)

15
I'm going to add "Mao-suits" to the "M" list.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 07:10 AM (CMkNk)

16 Hillarymail is so old, she named her walker "Pony Express."

Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2015 07:10 AM (dVmLD)

17 I believe you are right JJ, tho that was a long time ago.

Posted by: Bayou City at March 11, 2015 07:10 AM (AJrbR)

18 13 Oh hell, J.J. what a thought. I doubt a flag saying "Bang" will do me much good in the duck blind.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 11, 2015 07:09 AM (YCAMY)

Don't flag me, bro!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 07:10 AM (CMkNk)

19
Did GOP Senators break law with Iran letter?-CNN

Yeah, well so what? The Donks break laws every day and you don't give a sh*t.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2015 07:11 AM (VctSv)

20 *we've been thonged*

Gack!!!! Curse you!

Posted by: Bayou City at March 11, 2015 07:11 AM (AJrbR)

21 14 I'll give the ole scrunt her props for yesterday -- She managed to resist dropping trou and mooning the press corps.

*we've been thonged*
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 11, 2015 07:10 AM (AdyRf)

Eww. More like Playtex 18-hour girdled. So, girdle your loins.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 07:11 AM (CMkNk)

22 12 It must be so weird to be a Clinton. Your entire life as a grifter is one long criminal enterprise and so it would be fascinating to see which obscure action gathers public interest. Is it the big stuff, rapes and bribes and such? No, it's the email server.
Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2015 07:09 AM (GFYLz)

It's like Al Capone being brought down by tax evasion. They did an incredible job of covering up crimes that would bring any person down, or winning in the court of public opinion, but their overall disdain for the law eventually lead them to think themselves so bulletproof that they didn't try to cover up something far less that could still nail them to the wall.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 11, 2015 07:12 AM (J+mig)

23 JJ WTF are you and I doing up this early?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 11, 2015 07:13 AM (0FSuD)

24 Grant me leave to say one very southern thing:

Fuck all them sumbitches.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 11, 2015 07:14 AM (YCAMY)

25 Does CNN have any clue how ridiculous that sounds? Disagreeing with a lawless faithless President is now treason. Bring on the trials! Let's do this!

Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2015 07:14 AM (GFYLz)

26 19
Did GOP Senators break law with Iran letter?-CNN

Yeah, well so what? The Donks break laws every day and you don't give a sh*t.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2015 07:11 AM (VctSv)

No, they didn't. If anything, maybe it's a breach of protocol but we wouldn't have that if we didn't have a president and party that has so turned the nation upside down that at least some in the opposition stand up publicly.

And this is not a trivial matter. We are talking about trying to put some sort of a halt to what could effectively light the fuse to a nuclear war.

Bravo to Tom Cotton and the 47.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 07:14 AM (CMkNk)

27 my spidey senses say the ammo kernuffle was a ruse. A little land mine. It was too cute by half. The ATF deletes the necessary paragraph from their rules... SHTF, and just when Obama needs a distraction it suddenly totes to everyone to troll the right and suck the air out of the room.

And then, knowing it was a stunt all along... they relent. Just sayin'... they'd like to ban, I'm sure, but too, I really think most of what this administration is doing it throwing shit against the wall whether it will fly or not, they're happy with the daily outrages.

Posted by: Yip at March 11, 2015 07:14 AM (84SRe)

28 I checked CNN's we site for a Hillary! sighting (yeah, I know), and unsurprisingly the first one was halfway down the page. Surprisingly, it started with this title:

"Hillary Clinton's email scandal is exactly what you can expect from her presidential campaign"

Posted by: Bayou City at March 11, 2015 07:14 AM (AJrbR)

29 23 JJ WTF are you and I doing up this early?
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 11, 2015 07:13 AM (0FSuD)

Early riser since I was a kid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 07:14 AM (CMkNk)

30 24
Grant me leave to say one very southern thing:

Fuck all them sumbitches.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 11, 2015 07:14 AM (YCAMY)

With a ten foot pole

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 11, 2015 07:15 AM (0FSuD)

31 I chose, for the sake of convenience, to take all that money out of the bank, rather than go through the extra step of first depositing my own checks.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at March 11, 2015 07:15 AM (fwARV)

32 I am super-impressed with Tom Cotton so far as he's transitioned to the Senate.

Posted by: Yip at March 11, 2015 07:16 AM (84SRe)

33
Early riser since I was a kid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 07:14 AM (CMkNk)

Never noticed. I am not. I guess it's a habit I never picked up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 11, 2015 07:16 AM (0FSuD)

34 Hillary Capone...I wonder about the syphilis part. What did Bill bring home?

Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2015 07:17 AM (GFYLz)

35 With a ten foot pole
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 11, 2015 07:15 AM (0FSuD)

Too smooth. Use a cactus.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 11, 2015 07:17 AM (J+mig)

36 32 I am super-impressed with Tom Cotton so far as he's transitioned to the Senate.
Posted by: Yip at March 11, 2015 07:16 AM (84SRe)

More please, Mr. Cotton. And do not turn into a Rubio or Rand.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 07:17 AM (CMkNk)

37 We are in the no news age 'cause I just woke up. BBT

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2015 07:17 AM (wlDny)

38 All this 'email scandal' stuff hit the bottom of the memory hole yesterday. The pedo-island stuff will be same-same longtime by the primaries. So it is written, so it will be.

Posted by: Eromero at March 11, 2015 07:17 AM (go5uR)

39 Or,
"I chose, for the sake of convenience, to do that thing in your mouth that I promised not to do."

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 11, 2015 07:19 AM (YCAMY)

40 34 Hillary Capone...I wonder about the syphilis part. What did Bill bring home?
Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2015 07:17 AM (GFYLz)

Hillary's hole is the biological equivalent of the fruit cellar at the Norman Bates house.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 07:19 AM (CMkNk)

41 So Vic... Three day bender?

Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2015 07:19 AM (GFYLz)

42 Until Hillary Clinton came along, I can't think of any Secretary of States that had major political/ethical scandal in the last 30 or 40 years. (Quick search and review of SOS seems to back me up but I cold be wrong) Of course, there were policy differences and and partisan fights but it seems the office has been held by straight shooters that stayed out of trouble. Along comes Hillary Clinton and there is Benghazi and now the emails. (I'm also convinced she was the driving force behind Fast and Furious, not Holder) Point is, Clintons just can't help themselves and stay out of trouble. Every damned thing they touch becomes infected. They set up a "charity" and it is some huge Clinton-crony-political-favor machine. I'm convinced if the two of them got involved with a children's hospital within a year there would be reports of a child prostitution ring being run from it.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 11, 2015 07:21 AM (1BQGO)

43 The new dirt on Shrillery, like the old dirt on her, is Old News until somebody does something about it.

Between the Clin-Tones and Choom Boy, we have apparently become so comfortable with lies, theft, treason and general stupidity from our government that we shake our heads sadly and walk on by.

Enough of the complaints about that smug, entitled, law-breaking scrunt. When someone indicts her, the Mocha Messiah, Holder, and the rest of their lawless, greedy, America-hating breed, we can talk. Hell, if someone even calls for prosecution -- hear me, Corpulent Captain? -- we might be taking baby steps toward ending the national decline. And getting back our pride in what was once the greatest country on the planet.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2015 07:21 AM (P8YHq)

44 41
So Vic... Three day bender?

Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2015 07:19 AM (GFYLz)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 11, 2015 07:21 AM (0FSuD)

45 Hmm. That CNN piece is interesting. They cover for Choom boy at the beginning, but it's a pretty scathing recount of the numerous times records were "lost" and the "found" years later.

Nothing about the Post Office scandal JJ.

http://tinyurl.com/phoh64p

Posted by: Bayou City at March 11, 2015 07:23 AM (AJrbR)

46 We are in the no news age 'cause I just woke up. BBT

We are also in the no story age, because I don't have time with this new job.

But here's a picture of Ann-Margret:

http://goo.gl/5Jgbbb

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 11, 2015 07:23 AM (zF6Iw)

47 Yes. Its pretty weak sauce You should slam her for renditions.

Posted by: Fnord at March 11, 2015 07:25 AM (70lOl)

48 jef must be loving this.
another week and his approval will top 50%

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 11, 2015 07:25 AM (LWu6U)

49 My wife likes to sometimes watch the Tonight Show with Jimmy Kimmel, but I don't. His monologues are so disjointed and unfunny that I get bored. Then he just trots out one person after another whose primary role is celebrity. I do like the elbows though, and Rosamund Pikes legs. The rest, not so much.

Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2015 07:25 AM (GFYLz)

50 "Two hundred fifty years of slavery. Ninety years of Jim Crow. Sixty
years of separate but equal. Thirty-five years of racist housing policy.
Until we reckon with our compounding moral debts, America will never be
whole."

YOU OWE ME!

[I'll take a check]

Posted by: Ta-Nehisi Coates at March 11, 2015 07:25 AM (Zu3d9)

51 Friends, what we are experiencing is merely the early stages of what I like to call:

The 5 Stages of Being HarfPsaki'd
1. Outrage
2. Anger
3. Frustration/Exasperation
4. Boredom
5. Numbness....intense Numbness

Don't worry. It gets "better". Have a soma, perhaps a vacay...

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 11, 2015 07:25 AM (7RXcs)

52 Wow, I had forgotten how hot Ann was. Thanks.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 11, 2015 07:25 AM (0FSuD)

53 So Vic... Three day bender?
Posted by: MTF

You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Nip Sip

It is if we weren't invited.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2015 07:27 AM (diTdw)

54 Well, at least Newsmax is on Dish now. A new channel I don't hate.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2015 07:27 AM (VctSv)

55 Posted by: Nip Sip at March 11, 2015 07:21 AM (0FSuD)
========================

Just don't mix rum with red wine is my rule, and you can go for days

Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2015 07:27 AM (GFYLz)

56 I like Gingers, I'd do Harf, but I would duct tape her mouth first.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 11, 2015 07:27 AM (0FSuD)

57 My friends, we have nothing to fear from Hillary! Clinton in the White House.

Posted by: John McCain at March 11, 2015 07:28 AM (AJrbR)

58 Just don't mix rum with red wine is my rule, and you can go for days

Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2015 07:27 AM (GFYLz)

Yes, this be true. Knowledge be good. I just stay with Rum.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 11, 2015 07:29 AM (0FSuD)

59 YOU OWE ME!

[I'll take a check]
Posted by: Ta-Nehisi Coates at March 11, 2015 07:25 AM (Zu3d9)

You own more of my native homeland than I do.

As a descendant of Assistant Principal Chief Rising Fawn of the Cherokee Nation...

Pay Up.

(Not so much fun when the shoe's on the other foot, is it?)

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 11, 2015 07:30 AM (J+mig)

60 56 I like Gingers, I'd do Harf, but I would duct tape her mouth first.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 11, 2015 07:27 AM (0FSuD)

If you duct tape her mouth . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 07:31 AM (CMkNk)

61 "Two hundred fifty years of slavery.

Ended by a war conducted by a Republican president, fought all the way by Democrat slaveholders.

Ninety years of Jim Crow.

Brought to you by the Democrat Party.

Sixty years of separate but equal.

Democrat GeorgeWallace: "Segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever!"

Thirty-five years of racist housing policy.

Brought to you by Democrat-run slums.

Until we reckon with our compounding moral debts, America will never be whole."YOU OWE ME![I'll take a check]
Posted by: Ta-Nehisi Coates at March 11, 2015 07:25 AM (Zu3d9)

I owe you jack shit, you racist nicklefucker. Your race card is declined.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 11, 2015 07:32 AM (zF6Iw)

62 I like Gingers, I'd do Harf, but I would duct tape her mouth first.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 11, 2015 07:27 AM (0FSuD)

I really don't see the attraction. Especially the Harry Carey glasses.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2015 07:32 AM (Dj0WE)

63 Whew! It took some real effort to change the news away from Netanyahu! So sorry we had to throw you under the bus Hillary. Well, no, not sorry exactly.

Posted by: His Majesty, Emperor Barack I at March 11, 2015 07:32 AM (GFYLz)

64 Oh shit. Just read new NY Slime lede. Hillary is toast. When you are a liberal and you lose the Slime it's over.

Latest story, calling Bull Shit on her claim she never sent classified emails.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 11, 2015 07:32 AM (0FSuD)

65 Good morning, fappers! I've been part of the Horde for way too long. This morning on the way to work I saw a work van for Johnson Controls and started giggling like an idiot.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 07:33 AM (2Ojst)

66 My name is Hillary Clinton and I totally didn't use [REDACTED] for my daily government communications.

If you don't believe me you can [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED].

Posted by: Hillary! at March 11, 2015 07:33 AM (9KKml)

67 46 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 11, 2015 07:23 AM (zF6Iw)

G-d bless you, sir!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 07:34 AM (CMkNk)

68 52 Wow, I had forgotten how hot Ann was. Thanks.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 11, 2015 07:25 AM (0FSuD)

I just might consider the possibility of reexamining my perfectly understandable yet visceral hatred of Scandis.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 11, 2015 07:35 AM (ynQIy)

69 Latest story, calling Bull Shit on her claim she never sent classified emails.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 11, 2015 07:32 AM

I'm sure the Slimes lost faith in Bubba once or twice when he was Our First Black President. Shows they are Unbiased Bringers of News.

But they'll be back in Shrillery's pocket when she really needs them. It's how they roll.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2015 07:35 AM (P8YHq)

70 I want to be your president, but I can't drive a car and can figure out how to put two email address on one mobile phone.

So elect me!

Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at March 11, 2015 07:35 AM (0FSuD)

71 56 I like Gingers, I'd do Harf, but I would duct tape her mouth first.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 11, 2015 07:27 AM (0FSuD)
=======================

This works for me too, but you'll want to make sure that duct tape is well secured. What a voice.

Posted by: His Majesty, Emperor Barack I at March 11, 2015 07:36 AM (GFYLz)

72 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 11, 2015 07:32 AM (zF6Iw)

That was awesome. A lot better than my fire with fire tactic, I'll admit.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 11, 2015 07:36 AM (J+mig)

73 Regarding the sidebar item on the Ghostbusters universe, the ONLY thing that should exist in the Ghostbusters universe is the first movie. Everything else is irrelevant.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2015 07:36 AM (Dj0WE)

74 I thought this was pretty funny - got it from the "Snowbilly" and her PAC this morning...

http://bit.ly/1FKM28x

Posted by: DocJ at March 11, 2015 07:37 AM (0RQVM)

75 Oops, Imperial sock fail. Need moar coffee.

Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2015 07:37 AM (GFYLz)

76 But they'll be back in Shrillery's pocket when she really needs them. It's how they roll.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2015 07:35 AM (P8YHq)

Not sure about that. She is a total dickhead. They want someone else. They don't know who that is, but it's not Hill

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 11, 2015 07:38 AM (0FSuD)

77 This works for me too, but you'll want to make sure that duct tape is well secured. What a voice.

Mig welder.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2015 07:38 AM (diTdw)

78 Bravo to Tom Cotton and the 47.

Showing the GOPE how it's done. Prediction: the cowards turn on him within 48 hours.

Posted by: The Prophet Some Dope at March 11, 2015 07:38 AM (OJ/jL)

79 When you need a criminal politician,...

Better call Clinton.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 11, 2015 07:39 AM (LWu6U)

80 Morning, Glories. No Vic News? Dock Vic's pay!

Salute to Vet
Top Right News
http://bit.ly/1FKM7ZW

"For his 92nd birthday dinner on Feb. 21, a World War II veteran's son took him to Outback Steakhouse. When it came time to pay, instead of a bill, the son found a hand-written note that brought 'tears' to his eyes."

h/t: BFH, I Own the World Report
http://bit.ly/1BqmlKM

Posted by: mindful webworker - heap o links at March 11, 2015 07:39 AM (qR1v/)

81 Here's some Ray Wylie Hubbard good morning music for ya... Coochy Coochy ( Ringo Starr cover) ... and teh awesome http://bit.ly/1BqmnCh You're welcome

Posted by: Yip at March 11, 2015 07:39 AM (84SRe)

82 Republicans do it too!

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 11, 2015 07:40 AM (rwI+c)

83 Hillarymail is so old, her satchel bags have cankles of their own.

Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2015 07:40 AM (UzPAd)

84 Mr Scribbler at 43 above.

Your words could have been spoken from my heart.
I too am getting tired of the daily outrage-fest.
I am already convinced that we are ruled by traitors and criminals, no more evidence is needed.
Have yet to see any least trace of something being done about any of it, which makes me suspect that all we are seeing is another layer of the goodcop-badcop game being played out.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 11, 2015 07:40 AM (OCcU9)

85 Conversation from two days ago:

Guy from Louisiana: I want to be buried with my boots on.
Me: I want to die with my boots on, surrounded by a pile of spent brass and the bodies of my enemies.
Guy from Louisiana: God bless Texas

I pointed him to this blog.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 11, 2015 07:41 AM (YCAMY)

86 80
Morning, Glories. No Vic News? Dock Vic's pay!

Rumor has it that Vic celebrated his 30th birthday a little too much and is hung over.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 11, 2015 07:41 AM (0FSuD)

87 78 Bravo to Tom Cotton and the 47.

Showing the GOPE how it's done. Prediction: the cowards turn on him within 48 hours.
Posted by: The Prophet Some Dope at March 11, 2015 07:38 AM (OJ/jL)

The 7 who did not vote are the cowards. Check that; they're the Quislings. I pray the 47 don't go all wobbly on us.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 07:43 AM (CMkNk)

88 I have a bad feeling about all of this Hillary bashing. Just a nagging feeling that the MSM is trying to get way out in front of her self-proclaimed "I am running" announcement by shoving everything bad they possibly can find before she announces she is running.

That way it lets a lot of the pressure off of her. They can legitimately say; see we vetted her this time. Old news, we already covered that, etc. blah, etc.

Like I said, just a nagging feeling and tons of people are saying she is toast and the left wants Warren instead of Hillary now.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 11, 2015 07:43 AM (4oSLk)

89 I would go so far to say all this kabuki theater nonsense involving politics, and Harry Carey glasses wearing blonde spokeschicks, and the pron actress tv "news" channel hosts, and the gay guys with single names, and the blogs with inside information...

It's all part of the Washington Universe. It's all about the fan experience. Soon there will be a theme park, merch, including Harf's glasses, can be purchased online, or at any one of our outlets! You too can grill her with probing questions!

Bring the kids, fun for the whole family.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2015 07:44 AM (Dj0WE)

90 I remember when Sam. Donaldson said that the lie about Lewinsky was going to be the end of the Clinton presidency.

Later he was back defending Clinton.

Invincibility. It's kind of badass.

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2015 07:44 AM (Rx8ML)

91 Have yet to see any least trace of something being
done about any of it, which makes me suspect that all we are seeing is
another layer of the goodcop-badcop game being played out.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 11, 2015 07:40 AM

What makes it worse is that ALL the players in this game are taking the "Bad Cop" roles....

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2015 07:45 AM (P8YHq)

92 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 07:03 AM (CMkNk)
==================
You left out Marcionites.

Posted by: Irenaeus at March 11, 2015 07:46 AM (o/3Hk)

93 Hillarymail is so old, her satchel bags have cankles of their own.
Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2015 07:40 AM (UzPAd)

Her diplomatic pouch was made from pulling up and sewing together three sides of her overlapping belly flab.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2015 07:46 AM (Dj0WE)

94 It is all a test. These libs are just seeing how far they can go.

Just how much obvious lying will the people accept?

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2015 07:47 AM (Rx8ML)

95 Bought Drambuie yesterday and Dewars and made and tasted my first rusty nail. Good it was.

Posted by: Yip at March 11, 2015 07:47 AM (84SRe)

96 US Sends Heavy Armor and 3,000 Soldiers to the Baltic States to 'Deter Russia'
War News Updates
http://bit.ly/1b1JlG7

"The United States is sending 3,000 soldiers near Russia's doorstep for training exercises with the militaries of Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania, the Associated Press reported Monday...."

Our military policy, as far as I can tell, is under the direction of General Willy Nilly.

Posted by: mindful webworker - heap o links at March 11, 2015 07:47 AM (qR1v/)

97
US Sends Heavy Armor and 3,000 Soldiers to the Baltic States to 'Deter Russia'
War News Updates
http://bit.ly/1b1JlG7

What, Svalbard wasn't available?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2015 07:48 AM (bWFHa)

98 True dat.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 11, 2015 07:48 AM (OCcU9)

99 The 7 who did not vote are the cowards. Check that; they're the Quislings. I pray the 47 don't go all wobbly on us.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 07:43 AM

I wish someone would 'splain to me how the letter-signing Senators are "lining up with the hard-liners in Iran."

That makes no sense, and the "hard-liners" are Choom Bo0y's BFFs.

Lying? Yeah, that's normal. But this one's beyond even normal Mocha Messiah idiocy.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2015 07:49 AM (P8YHq)

100 With Hillary! email scandal and the GOP letter signers all over the news, makes me wonder what the Aministration is up to. All sleight of hand.

I think the only thing that the Senators accomplished is giving Obama cover. Because if the optics on the "treaty" go south the administration can always blame the GOP for queering the deal by issuing this letter.

Can one still use the phrase "queering the deal"? It's getting difficult to keep up with trigger words and micro whatevers.

Posted by: Usedtocould at March 11, 2015 07:49 AM (Mjx2z)

101 mindful, put a carrier group in the Baltic Sea. If we HAD another carrier group.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 11, 2015 07:49 AM (YCAMY)

102 Everybody loves little pop-culture quizzes. Explains our politics, really.
OK, so, Ann-Margret is linked, wrist and ankles, to Elvis, often in some amusing ways. However, she shares something, kind of big, with Bob Dylan. Whatever could that be? Any takers?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 11, 2015 07:51 AM (xq1UY)

103 Dang! I thought it was just a gnat fluttering around my screen. lt was a MOSQUITO! First one of the season.

He is dead now, and all his potential descendants.

Oh, gawd! He's still wiggling, crawling along my desk.

Gunge!

I sure hope this isn't a sign we're evolving tougher mosquitoes.

Posted by: mindful webworker - killer of skeeters at March 11, 2015 07:51 AM (qR1v/)

104 Can one still use the phrase "queering the deal"? It's getting difficult to keep up with trigger words and micro whatevers.

Posted by: Usedtocould at March 11, 2015 07:49 AM (Mjx2z)

The way I look at it anymore, if I've only committed a microaggression, I've underachieved and ought to hang my head in shame. My enemies should see my every statement as the most macro-aggressive thing that has ever existed.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 11, 2015 07:51 AM (J+mig)

105 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 11, 2015 07:53 AM (2Ayux)

106 @103- It's the 'she' mosquito that bites.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2015 07:54 AM (VctSv)

107 @95 In Central Michigan, you know, that drink is called a "Chucklehead."

I'm not so sure about the Baltic. It's good to have enough range to stay the hell out of the Baltic. It's a potential killing-box. Would be nice to have a carrier out there somewhere though. Well, that's what England's for, right?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 11, 2015 07:54 AM (xq1UY)

108 For libs it is more important that President Obama get to do whatever he wants unopposed than you know, something like National Security.

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2015 07:54 AM (Rx8ML)

109 There is some sense to getting nailed on small stuff. If it's a rule that everyone has to follow, and there's no good reason why it isn't followed, people get annoyed. It's easy to understand.

Posted by: @votermom at March 11, 2015 07:55 AM (cbfNE)

110
Meanwhile, while we're all distracted there was a hearing on the Hill that we are over $200 TRILLION in debt.

Worse fiscal shape than Greece. We are broke. NOW.

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/
barbara-hollingsworth/
economist-tells-congress-us-may-be-worse-fiscal-shape-greece

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 07:56 AM (CMkNk)

111 Dude, the Hillary email scandal is, like, so several days ago. Can't we instead talk about how Mitt Romney was mean to someone in high school?

Posted by: Tommy Vietor at March 11, 2015 07:56 AM (o/3Hk)

112 Maybe Nancy Pelosi should take a good-will trip to Iran and smooth over this letter bugaboo.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2015 07:56 AM (VctSv)

113 All skeeters must die and anything that looks like a skeeter. I bought a propane fogger last year and it really made a difference.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 11, 2015 07:57 AM (YCAMY)

114 85>> Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 11, 2015 07:41 AM

Amen brother.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 11, 2015 07:57 AM (60Vyp)

115 There is some sense to getting nailed on small stuff.

That's what she

PHRASING

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 11, 2015 07:57 AM (xq1UY)

116 112 Maybe Nancy Pelosi should take a good-will trip to Iran and smooth over this letter bugaboo.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2015 07:56 AM (VctSv)

Maybe they'll think she's a homo and throw her off of a roof.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 07:58 AM (CMkNk)

117 Can one still use the phrase "queering the deal"? It's getting difficult to keep up with trigger words and micro whatevers.

It's much easier when you don't care.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2015 07:58 AM (diTdw)

118 Wouldn't have mosquito problems if the government would give us our DDT back.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2015 08:00 AM (VctSv)

119 Maybe they'll think she's a homo and throw her off of a roof.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 07:58 AM (CMkNk)

================

That made my day. Thank you, Mr. Sefton.

Posted by: Tommy Vietor at March 11, 2015 08:02 AM (FviSe)

120 119 That made my day. Thank you, Mr. Sefton.
Posted by: Tommy Vietor at March 11, 2015 08:02 AM (FviSe)

Your personal Dirty Harry.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 08:03 AM (CMkNk)

121 OK, got to work. Be back at lunch.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 11, 2015 08:03 AM (zF6Iw)

122 Maybe they'll think she's a homo and throw her off of a roof.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

That's a man, baby!
--A. Powers

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2015 08:03 AM (diTdw)

123
Morning all

MOAR STOOPID MEETINGS

Posted by: Bigby's Roshambo at March 11, 2015 08:04 AM (3ZtZW)

124 Your personal Dirty Harry.

Dirty, hairy what??

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2015 08:04 AM (diTdw)

125 Morning all.

Sick of all these damn scandals because in the end ain't shit gonna happen. They're our betters.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 11, 2015 08:05 AM (Zuklf)

126
As disappointed as I am with Gowdy and Issa, don't forget that it's JOHN BOEHNER who is putting the kibosh on any investigations, special councils, etc.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 08:07 AM (CMkNk)

127 A Pelosi outreach would leave us ratepayers on the hook for a whole new set of Hermes headscarves. Nothing to good for Miss Lubritorium, and them suckers is expensive. That and her bar tab would about cover a carrier group.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 11, 2015 08:07 AM (xq1UY)

128 #32, CPT Cotton may have been over in 4th Brigade (the 506th Infantry), but he is still a fellow Screaming Eagle. Good for him.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at March 11, 2015 08:10 AM (wWn8R)

129
So I bought wifey a bunch of tulips, which immediately starting opening and going a bit droopy when I got them home. But this morning, they're all closed again and standing upright.

Wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 08:10 AM (CMkNk)

130 Hillary's looking like Angela Landsbury in The Manchurian Candidate. But less warm and motherly.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 08:11 AM (MMC8r)

131 Are we in the "it's old news" phase of HillaryMail yet?

We are close. I think we are still in the last throes of "Nothing to see here. Move along."

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at March 11, 2015 08:12 AM (ND9o5)

132 Tulips had the blue pill, huh. Bob Dole approves.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 11, 2015 08:13 AM (YCAMY)

133 RE: Sidebar, 'Ghostbusters Cinematic Universe?' I think they're missing the point-- Marvel HAS an established universe of characters. Ghostbusters has never been anything but a handful of guys.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 08:14 AM (MMC8r)

134 133 Soon to be girls.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2015 08:15 AM (KETbL)

135 So I bought wifey a bunch of tulips, which immediately starting opening and going a bit droopy when I got them home. But this morning, they're all closed again and standing upright.

Who knew Viagra was a gardening aid?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2015 08:15 AM (diTdw)

136 This whole letters to Iran has brought one thing to mind.

Ukraine might not be in the position they are in now if we had sent the same letter to them, prior to them giving up their nukes in exchange for a handshake promise from us about protecting them in a pinch.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2015 08:15 AM (hzrlb)

137 Seeing posts about 5 million emails missing from Bush. Don't want to expend the energy looking up stupid shit. Anybody know where that is coming from?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 11, 2015 08:17 AM (Zofe/)

138 Russia, the Caliphate and the Shadow of World War III
Terresa Monroe-Hamilton, Noisy Room
http://bit.ly/1C4HIBZ

...If you dig deep enough behind the radical Islamist groups and behind those moving Europe, you will find Russia. In the end, Russia wants the destruction of Israel and the US. They are in the way and a nuisance to their global agenda. Vladimir Putin has called Andropov an "outstanding political figure." Along with his admiration of Andropov, Putin is reviving the cult of personality for Communist dictator Joseph Stalin, the restoration of the Soviet Union's national anthem as the anthem for the Russian Federation, military invasions of Georgia and Ukraine and the erecting of statues to former Soviet Communist leaders such as Yuri Andropov. He is orchestrating intense nationalism within Russia, using the Russian Orthodox Church as an instrument to do so and to justify his aggression in Europe. Radical Islam is another tool being used to clear the way for Russia across the planet. One that is deadly and effective....

Posted by: mindful webworker - know the real enemy at March 11, 2015 08:18 AM (qR1v/)

139 Seeing posts about 5 million emails missing from Bush. Don't want to expend the energy looking up stupid shit. Anybody know where that is coming from?

DNC? DU? Puffho?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2015 08:18 AM (diTdw)

140 134 133 Soon to be girls.

'Transitioning.'

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 08:18 AM (MMC8r)

141 Nevermind.

Media Matters is pushing it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 11, 2015 08:19 AM (Zofe/)

142
Media Matters is pushing it.

Which means it's bullshit.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 08:20 AM (MMC8r)

143 3 [deleted]
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 11, 2015 07:03 AM (xQX/f)

Heh. The best joke I've never heard.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 11, 2015 08:20 AM (lG2E3)

144 rickb223

Daily Mail

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 11, 2015 08:20 AM (Zofe/)

145 What, you think we can afford to assign reporters to going thru a woman's emails? You've got to be kidding!

Posted by: The MFM at March 11, 2015 08:21 AM (FcR7P)

146 We're already living in the Ghostbusters universe. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 11, 2015 08:21 AM (659DL)

147
RE the tulips. I forgot to mention that I put some liquid cactus food in the water. Maybe it helped?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 08:21 AM (CMkNk)

148 We're already living in the Ghostbusters universe. Prove me wrong.

Tell him about the twinkie.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 08:22 AM (MMC8r)

149 140 134 133 Soon to be girls.

'Transitioning.'
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 08:18 AM (MMC8r)

I can speed up the process with a pair of gardening shears and a car cigarette lighter.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 08:22 AM (2Ojst)

150 Weasel Zippers: Women canceling Planet Transgender Memberships.

http://bit.ly/1AfyD4H

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2015 08:22 AM (diTdw)

151 Are we in the "it's old news" phase of HillaryMail yet?

It's the smugness of these rat bastard dems that pisses me off most. I was watching Megan Kelly last night and asshole Lanny Davis just smirked at her knowing shillery is a lying piece of shit while also knowing there is not a damn thing anyone will or can do about it. I was raging.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 11, 2015 08:23 AM (KbNXw)

152 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 08:21 AM (CMkNk)

I have been told that cut tulips do better without food.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2015 08:23 AM (Zu3d9)

153 147
RE the tulips. I forgot to mention that I put some liquid cactus food in the water. Maybe it helped?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 08:21 AM (CMkNk)

Did they grow spines?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 08:23 AM (2Ojst)

154 They have a petition up to bring the 47 Senators up on Logan act charges.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2015 08:24 AM (KETbL)

155 150 Weasel Zippers: Women canceling Planet Transgender Memberships.

http://bit.ly/1AfyD4H
Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2015 08:22 AM (diTdw)

If you have a dick, you're not a woman. If you cut off your dick, you're still not a woman. Why is this so difficult for some people to understand?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 08:24 AM (2Ojst)

156 They dared "diss" the god king.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2015 08:25 AM (KETbL)

157 Hi y'all.

Saw somewhere last night that the 55,000 pages of printed e-mails are going to be gone through in detail by...

...wait for it...

...the State Department. To be heavily redacted prior to being submitted to Congress.

I think I'll buy stock in Sharpies!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 11, 2015 08:25 AM (NeFrd)

158 Sick of all these damn scandals because in the end ain't shit gonna happen. They're our betters.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 11, 2015 08:05 AM (Zuklf)

==============

Let's compare capitalism with Big Govt to see which is more correctable when it goes bad. First, what happened to Ken Lay, Jeffrey Skilling, Bernie Madoff, Andy Fastow, Bernie Ebbers?

Next, what happened to Lois Lerner, Eric Shinseki, Eric Holder, Jonathan Gruber, Hillary Clinton?

If the left is concerned with incorrigible institutional corruption, they should be in favor of small government. They realize human evil is a problem, but then propose a "solution" that would make us all slaves to it.

Posted by: Tommy Vietor at March 11, 2015 08:26 AM (o/3Hk)

159 152 I have been told that cut tulips do better without food.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2015 08:23 AM (Zu3d9)

Bought them at the corner Korean grocery store and just placed them directly in water with the food. I did not cut the stems when I got them home as I usually do.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 08:28 AM (CMkNk)

160 Hey,Barakka is going to do the Jimmy Kimmel show.The guy is focused on the important things.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2015 08:29 AM (KETbL)

161 So, some outfit is going to cloud source all those e-mails, right?

Thousands of people pawing through every word written.
Just like they did to Palin.

Sarah Palin by the way seems to be able to operate an infant and a cell phone simultaneously.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2015 08:29 AM (hzrlb)

162 Weasel Zippers: Women canceling Planet Transgender Memberships.

Go Tranny, Lose Members.

The jokes write themselves.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 08:29 AM (MMC8r)

163 I did not cut the stems when I got them home as I usually do.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 08:28 AM (CMkNk)

Why? The mohel was away?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2015 08:29 AM (Zu3d9)

164 "Two hundred fifty years of slavery.

Ended by a war conducted by a Republican president, fought all the way by Democrat slaveholders.

Don't forget most of that was during British rule. Go talk to Parliament about their hundred and fifty years plus.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at March 11, 2015 08:29 AM (8OfdL)

165 I forgot to mention that I put some liquid cactus food in the water.

Cactus food. That's what you call it. It has a trade name, you know.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 11, 2015 08:29 AM (xq1UY)

166 Why is this so difficult for some people to understand?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 08:24 AM (2Ojst)

****

Well, you know the old saying about cutting off your nose to spite your face.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 11, 2015 08:30 AM (NeFrd)

167 Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 11, 2015 08:25 AM (NeFrd)

Interesting that the healthcare industry is held to much higher standards of record-keeping and retention than the Secretary of State.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2015 08:31 AM (Zu3d9)

168 "150 Weasel Zippers: Women canceling Planet Transgender Memberships.
http://bit.ly/1AfyD4H"

-----
Good! The irony is that the perv was a trespasser, wasn't even a member of the club.

Posted by: Gwyneth's steaming hooha at March 11, 2015 08:31 AM (Cz/08)

169 "150 Weasel Zippers: Women canceling Planet Transgender Memberships.
http://bit.ly/1AfyD4H"

-----
Good! The irony is that the perv was a trespasser, wasn't even a member of the club.

Posted by: Gwyneth's steaming hooha at March 11, 2015 08:31 AM (Cz/08)

170 Clinton Administration Policy: In 1993, then-Assistant to the President and Staff Secretary John Podesta sent a memo to all presidential staff explaining that the PRA required all staff members to maintain all records, including emails. Podesta stated that the use of external email networks was prohibited because records would not be saved as required. The 1997 White House Manual and a 2000 memo issued by Mark Lindsay, then Assistant to the President for Management and Administration echoed this policy, requiring staff to use only the White House email system for official communications.

Posted by: Karl Rove at March 11, 2015 08:32 AM (e8kgV)

171 We lost a Blackhawk on a training mission last night over the Gulf of Mexico. Seven Marines and three National Guard troops on board.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 11, 2015 08:33 AM (659DL)

172 Interesting that the healthcare industry is held to much higher standards of record-keeping and retention than the Secretary of State.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2015 08:31 AM (Zu3d9)

The local liquor store is held to a higher standard than Sec State.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 11, 2015 08:33 AM (KbNXw)

173 A few days ago there was an article on American Thinker that said that this administration keeps dossiers on government workers and has dirt on all. They were saying that is what happened to Menendez, but I think it also explains Boehner.

Posted by: Chilling the most at March 11, 2015 08:33 AM (zW5rQ)

174 Posted by: Tommy Vietor at March 11, 2015 08:26 AM

My only possible quibble with your comment is that the misdeeds of those Real World crooks you cite are to Choom Boy's acts as shoplifting in a mini-mart is to the St Valentine's Day Massacre.

If he got a sentence commensurate with his crimes, the Mocha Messiah would be looking at 50-to-life without parole. At least.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2015 08:33 AM (P8YHq)

175 172 Interesting that the healthcare industry is held to much higher standards of record-keeping and retention than the Secretary of State.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2015 08:31 AM (Zu3d9)

The local liquor store is held to a higher standard than Sec State.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 11, 2015 08:33 AM (KbNXw)

Indeed. Gun shops, too.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 08:34 AM (2Ojst)

176 Good! The irony is that the perv was a trespasser, wasn't even a member of the club.

Or even a transexual. Apparently he's just a transvestite.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 08:34 AM (MMC8r)

177 Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 08:24 AM (2Ojst)

Nature isn't so easily manipulated. Genotype is fixed, and no matter what mutilations one is willing to tolerate, those pesky genes keep screaming, "You're a man!"

No way around it. Except for some serious psychotherapy and medication. Because, let's be honest here....transgender people are fcuking nuts. They have high rates of suicide and underlying mental illness. They don't need surgery and hormones....they need psychiatric help.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2015 08:35 AM (Zu3d9)

178 Very good continuation of the "let it burn" versus "stick with the Republicans" debate:

http://www.dethguild.com/a-reply-to-sara-hoyt/

links in post at bottom

Posted by: jjod at March 11, 2015 08:36 AM (0r7PZ)

179 Oh, what the fuck. I'll keep going. Jim Crow was a regime of REGIONAL laws, not Federal law. He's palming a card by overlapping eras (Jim Crow and 'separate but equal' covered much of the same time frames) and wtf is this about 'racist housing policy'? Projects? Their progressive "buddies" put that shit together.

Fuck I hate these race baiting assholes.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at March 11, 2015 08:36 AM (8OfdL)

180 "If he got a sentence commensurate with his crimes, the Mocha Messiah would be looking at 50-to-life without parole. At least."

--

Yeah, I thought treason was a capital crime.

Posted by: Gwyneth's steaming hooha at March 11, 2015 08:36 AM (Cz/08)

181 Good! The irony is that the perv was a trespasser, wasn't even a member of the club.

Or even a transexual. Apparently he's just a transvestite.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 08:34 AM (MMC8r)

Maybe they were playing the Time Warp in aerobics class.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 11, 2015 08:36 AM (KbNXw)

182
You guys are funny!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 08:37 AM (CMkNk)

183 Indeed. Gun shops, too.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 08:34 AM (2Ojst)

Imagine if your local FFL treated his official records as cavalierly as Shrillary did.

Loss of license, huge fines, and very possibly jail time.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2015 08:37 AM (Zu3d9)

184 182
You guys are funny!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 08:37 AM (CMkNk)

Funny how? Like a clown funny? Do we f*cking amuse you?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 08:37 AM (2Ojst)

185 Derp! I have no eyebrows, but do have a gigantic house on Long Island! LolLOLololOl!!1!11!!*fart* LolLOLol!!11! Here's my sincere face. I have no idea what anyone's saying. Derp!!!1!! I like cookies.

Posted by: Brian Kilmeade at March 11, 2015 08:38 AM (yxw0r)

186
Imagine if your local FFL treated his official records as cavalierly as Shrillary did.

Loss of license, huge fines, and very possibly jail time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2015 08:37 AM (Zu3d9)

Yup. You get one receipt out of place, and the ATF shuts your ass down.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 08:38 AM (2Ojst)

187
Homosexuality is either a perversion one chooses or it's a mental disorder.

One or the other. And either way, they'll scream bloody murder at you for pointing it out. But it is what it is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 08:38 AM (CMkNk)

188 #WarAgainstTrannies

Women can be ruthless.

Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2015 08:38 AM (UzPAd)

189 184 Funny how? Like a clown funny? Do we f*cking amuse you?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 08:37 AM (2Ojst)

Get your shine box, you mutt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 08:39 AM (CMkNk)

190 Imagine if your local FFL treated his official records as cavalierly as Shrillary did.

Loss of license, huge fines, and very possibly jail time.

Unless he was a dem. i.e., Holder & F&F.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2015 08:39 AM (diTdw)

191 It's interesting to speculate what might be in a smoking gun e-mail from HRC as SOS. My wild-ass guess is that there were perhaps a dozen or less highly damning e-mails that are gone forever in the ether.

I'm thinking something along the lines of

Sept. 12, 2012
FROM: hrc22@clintonemail.org
TO: ValJar@1600PA.com
CC: SamPow@UNHQ.org
"Girls- The attack on the consulate in Benghazi was organized by known members of (fill-in-the-blank) group. We need to find a scapegoat so we can blame it on a random street protest."

something along those lines, yeah.

(a boy can dream can't he)

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 11, 2015 08:39 AM (NeFrd)

192 If anyone was on the ONT my cuz's baby is out of surgery. Doing ok, still praying.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 11, 2015 08:39 AM (fWAjv)

193 If anyone was on the ONT my cuz's baby is out of surgery. Doing ok, still praying.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 11, 2015 08:39 AM (fWAjv)

Great news.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 11, 2015 08:40 AM (KbNXw)

194 Listening to some guy on talk radio this morning who is "bothered" by the Group of 47 for "embarrassing" Obama. He's claiming that Corker (RiNO-TN) and Menendez (D-Indicted) were "close" to passing some sort of "bipartisan" resolution that would have made manditory the review of any deal brokered by Liveshot and King Putt but now all the Dems are "angry" and it looks like the "bipartisan" nature of that bill is about to fall apart.

So I bring this up to illustrate a couple of points
1) Nobody seems concerned that Democrat Senators are delicate special snowflakes and that it's OK for them to not support legislation they would otherwise be inclined to support because they perceive they have been slighted in some way
2) Nobody ever seems to care about the multiple slaps in the face (and worse) received by the GOPe and conservatives from King Putt and his minions over the last 7-8 years and continuing today
3) I don't seem to recall such wailing and gnashing of teeth from the media over Nancy Pelosi, the newly elected House Speaker, making a diplomatic trip to Syria over the expressed objections of the Bush White House in 2007
4) That the entire premise of the RiNO-Indicted "bipartisan" bill is BS - that King Putt was never, ever going to submit this to the Senate as it's not a "treaty" in their mind and therefore the crux of Cotton's open letter is precisely correct

Do I have that all about right?

Posted by: DocJ at March 11, 2015 08:40 AM (0RQVM)

195 No way around it. Except for some serious psychotherapy and medication. Because, let's be honest here....transgender people are fcuking nuts. They have high rates of suicide and underlying mental illness. They don't need surgery and hormones....they need psychiatric help.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2015 08:35 AM (Zu3d9)

A thousand times this. We don't tell people with depression "you're right, you have nothing to live for" and hand them a loaded gun, or tell schizophrenics the voices in their head are real and they should go ahead and sacrifice their kids to the demon Azazel.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 08:40 AM (2Ojst)

196 I would wager that Nevergiveup's practice is held to a higher degree of security then Hillary Clinton, simply due to HIPAA requirements.

Hell, my simple hobby of collection Curio&Relic firearms requires a higher level of accountability.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2015 08:41 AM (hzrlb)

197
@187 - Homosexuality is either a perversion one chooses or it's a mental disorder.

So, was Lincoln's homosexuality a perversion or a mental disorder?

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2015 08:41 AM (VctSv)

198 "bipartisan" resolution that would have made manditory the review of any deal

Resolutions from one chamber of Congress mean exactly zilch.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 11, 2015 08:43 AM (659DL)

199 So, was Lincoln's homosexuality a perversion or a mental disorder?
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2015 08:41 AM (VctSv)

Stupid statement, but this is now obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFokmDKrE

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 08:43 AM (2Ojst)

200 "Hillary Clinton's email scandal is exactly what you can expect from her presidential campaign"

Campaign?
Her presidency. And worse, Bill would be out and about stirring up his own scandals, because no way is that ol' dog going to be leashed after 15 years of freedom from Hillary (Bill in NYC, Hill in DC since 2000).

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2015 08:43 AM (bdqzU)

201 If the left is concerned with incorrigible institutional corruption, they should be in favor of small government. They realize human evil is a problem, but then propose a "solution" that would make us all slaves to it.
Posted by: Tommy Vietor at March 11, 2015 08:26 AM (o/3Hk)

I get into political discussions with a liberal friend a lot. He seems to think we can find a few million
'good people' to run the government and/or be government employees and that'll solve the problem. To quote Her Dreadness: I despair.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at March 11, 2015 08:44 AM (8OfdL)

202 What I love about Tom Cotton is the land on which his fucks are grown for distribution is barren.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 11, 2015 08:44 AM (KbNXw)

203 Oh, and this particular radio host actually uttered the phrase, "I've never seen partisanship in Washington this bad."

It's almost as if he was living under a rock from mid-November 2000 through mid-January 2009.

Posted by: DocJ at March 11, 2015 08:45 AM (0RQVM)

204 Ooooh look!

It's a retard troll. And not a very good one.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2015 08:45 AM (Zu3d9)

205 194 Do I have that all about right?
Posted by: DocJ at March 11, 2015 08:40 AM (0RQVM)

Yes.

And Tennessee. For fuck's sake, can you do better than Bob Corker? Can you give us a conservative?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 08:45 AM (CMkNk)

206
Or even a transexual. Apparently he's just a transvestite.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 08:34 AM (MMC8r)

****

Press Release: "After a penetrating analysis, Planet Hollywood has judged the sincerity of Carlotta Skowdoska's expressed gender preference and found it to be upright. We must rigidly enforce our No Judging Zones so that we can erect a wall against prejudice. We are sorry if these rules seem stiff and unbending, but we are making a bona fide attempt at inclusiveness. --Dick Johnson"

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 11, 2015 08:46 AM (NeFrd)

207 LMAO.

MSDNC poll - 90 percent believe Cankles did nothing wrong.

To be fair, with their amount of viewers that works out to 12 people.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 11, 2015 08:46 AM (fWAjv)

208 And Tennessee. For fuck's sake, can you do better than Bob Corker? Can you give us a conservative?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 08:45 AM (CMkNk)

They interviewed that asshole on fox last night, he had more pancake make-up on than Brit Hume.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 11, 2015 08:47 AM (KbNXw)

209 Bwahahahahahahahaha
Drudge reports the Chinese already making $38 Apple Watch knock-offs.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2015 08:47 AM (diTdw)

210 MSDNC poll - 90 percent believe Cankles did nothing wrong.

Of course all those "free thinkers" believe exactly that. Because "free-thinking" is precisely how you get 9:1 majorities in stuff and whatnot.

Posted by: DocJ at March 11, 2015 08:48 AM (0RQVM)

211 198 "bipartisan" resolution that would have made manditory the review of any deal

Resolutions from one chamber of Congress mean exactly zilch.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 11, 2015 08:43 AM (659DL)

However, in theory, the Constitution and Article 1 mean what they say. To wit, all treaties must be ratified by 2/3rds majority in the Senate.

Whatever that resolution was/is is garnish. Or perhaps an attempt to tell SCOAMF to play by the rules. Which in a sane America would not be necessary.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 08:48 AM (CMkNk)

212 It's way cool having your own Secret Service detail. (The stories I could tell!)

Posted by: Hillary's Server at March 11, 2015 08:48 AM (1BQGO)

213 I think we need to start a twitter war and have our own petition to impeach our traitor in chief. #impeachobama

This seems like the way to go, since we all know things don't get done unless they are on twitter

Posted by: hash-tag warrior at March 11, 2015 08:48 AM (/vbEv)

214 Posted by: Hillary's Server at March 11, 2015 08:48 AM (1BQGO)

****

Let me guess, the image files are full of Booooosh!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 11, 2015 08:49 AM (NeFrd)

215 197 So, was Lincoln's homosexuality a perversion or a mental disorder?
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2015 08:41 AM (VctSv)

Jeez, who peed in your mother?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 08:50 AM (CMkNk)

216
Friggin' Apple dropped an app to synch with their vaunted watch on my iPhone yesterday.

I moved it to my "Flotsam" folder where I shitcan all non-deletable apps from them and their ilk.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2015 08:50 AM (bWFHa)

217 I have to say I don't quite get this "I'd do ________" with someone whose politics and personality one loathes because I'm guessing, of course, that Harf doesn't want to do you-collective "You" I mean, because she'd loathe our politics and possibly personality too, if she couldn't separate the two. Because put that way, I "do" her" even though I can't stand her sounds forcing sex on someone which is not a good thing. I didn't like it either when some leftist wrote "I like to have sex with Sarah Palin on an American flag while I held my hand over her mouth " Aside from the fact that "doing" someone sounds like a mechanical action in which the other partner had no even mild enthusiastic part in and I'm assuming we all prefer our sex partners to show some enthusiasm (This is where you all get to put the marriage jokes in ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 08:50 AM (DXzRD)

218 Hop to, wingnutz--this dick's not gonna suck itself!

Posted by: John Boner, at March 11, 2015 08:50 AM (lG2E3)

219 It's almost as if he was living under a rock from mid-November ~~2000~~ [b/]1972 through mid-January 2009.

Posted by: DocJ

FIFY

Posted by: Yip at March 11, 2015 08:50 AM (84SRe)

220 heh....

Posted by: Yip at March 11, 2015 08:51 AM (84SRe)

221 (This is where you all get to put the marriage jokes in ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 08:50 AM (DXzRD)

Nah, you finished nicely.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 11, 2015 08:51 AM (KbNXw)

222 Nice double-catch, Yip!

Posted by: DocJ at March 11, 2015 08:51 AM (0RQVM)

223 218 Hop to, wingnutz--this dick's not gonna suck itself!
Posted by: John Boner, at March 11, 2015 08:50 AM (lG2E3)

It would if you remove your tongue from Pelosi's ass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 08:52 AM (CMkNk)

224 Morning, and happy Wednesday.

Good news from the grandma front. They seem to have her bleeding under control and expect to send her back to the rehab facility today so she can continue with her stroke recovery therapy. Thanks for all your continued prayers.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 11, 2015 08:52 AM (oqhrS)

225 Yes it is "old news", or more like a constant condition. Hillary is a lying scrunt. Got fired from her first job on the Watergate Committee because she was a liar. Some things never change.

Only thing that has changed is that she's gotten uglier.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 11, 2015 08:53 AM (wdHk6)

226 Apparently Congressmen complaining about the policies of there President in regards to a treaty could be considered a violation of the Logan Act (At least that's what I read yesterday on the internet) . So When will Mr Hope and Change/"We are all Americans" be trying to prosecute these Congresspeople or have them arrested by some alphabet agency?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 08:53 AM (DXzRD)

227 Let me guess, the image files are full of Booooosh!
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 11, 2015 08:49 AM (NeFrd)

Middle Eastern Lesbian porn.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 11, 2015 08:54 AM (KbNXw)

228 >>Weasel Zippers: Women canceling Planet Transgender Memberships.

Good. Let the market decide

I won't defend Plane Fitness, but I imagine gyms have a dilemma now with the transgender movement - would Carlotta have sued if he were denied access to the ladies locker room? He was a guest, and for all we know this was trolling for a lawsuit. It's already happened at public elementary school here in CO (little boy demands use of girls bathroom, refuses to uses single-stall unisex bathroom), and we all know who the various wedding service providers have fared when they've refused work on a same sex wedding.
Bet this happens again at another gym soon...

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2015 08:54 AM (bdqzU)

229
Middle ~~Eastern~~ aged Lesbian porn.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 11, 2015 08:54 AM (KbNXw)

FTFY

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 08:54 AM (2Ojst)

230 Good news from the grandma front. They seem to have her bleeding under control and expect to send her back to the rehab facility today so she can continue with her stroke recovery therapy.

Good news DG!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2015 08:54 AM (diTdw)

231 It would if you remove your tongue from Pelosi's ass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 08:52 AM (CMkNk)

Uggggh.

Just ugggggh.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 11, 2015 08:55 AM (fWAjv)

232 Posted by: DangerGirl at March 11, 2015 08:52 AM (oqhrS)

I hadn't read about your grandma-DG, but I will keep her in prayer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 08:55 AM (DXzRD)

233 I didn't come up with Lincoln's homo-ness. Heard about it on the History Channel. But just because he and his law partner shared a bed, and later when he was President, he and his body guard shared a bed does not necessarily mean he was homo. As I understand it there was a bed shortage back then.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2015 08:56 AM (VctSv)

234 Glad your grandma is doing well, DG!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2015 08:56 AM (bdqzU)

235 From March, 2009: 16 Signs That You In A Tyranny. I do believe all those boxes are now checked.

http://tinyurl.com/mkwzrb

Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2015 08:57 AM (iFF8S)

236 It would if you remove your tongue from Pelosi's ass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 08:52 AM (CMkNk)

Wait, what?

Posted by: Steve Kroft at March 11, 2015 08:58 AM (yxw0r)

237 Allow me to say (somewhat cryptically I'm afraid because it's a long and sad story) that the notion of medical providers being pressured to perform major surgeries against all medical evidence is not just limited to the "cut off my functioning genitals to soothe my disturbed psyche" crowd. I think this trend will worsen until the math comes into play. Wish I could say more but this is not the time or place.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 11, 2015 08:58 AM (NeFrd)

238 MSDNC poll - 90 percent believe Cankles did nothing wrong.

If that were true, the spin machine wouldn't be spinning.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 08:58 AM (MMC8r)

239
Homosexuality is either a perversion one chooses or it's a mental disorder.

Jesus, JJ, I didn't know you were in that camp. You live in the freaking Village,don't you know a million normal gay people?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 11, 2015 08:59 AM (JtwS4)

240 "Let me guess, the image files are full of Booooosh"

It's the ones from Huma that have been would been the most interesting to the pubic. Now they are gone forever. Alas!

Posted by: Hillary's Server at March 11, 2015 08:59 AM (1BQGO)

241 Thanks everyone! I think we're all a little relieved. Or a lot.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 11, 2015 09:00 AM (oqhrS)

242 Later all. My turn to feed the Beast.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 11, 2015 09:01 AM (NeFrd)

243 Why doesn't Hillary just say she was having an affair and that's what her personal emails were about and so her minions can say that it's just about sex and it's nobody's business?

Posted by: FireHorse at March 11, 2015 09:01 AM (aQssP)

244 It's the ones from Huma that have been would been the most interesting to the pubic

Awesomest typo ever!

Posted by: Citizen X at March 11, 2015 09:01 AM (7ObY1)

245 Yes. Lincoln was a big flaming queen. Which we can only detect now, 150 years later, through the prism of activist history.

If Lincoln had been gay, does anyone think that wouldn't have been used against him to destroy him? There were huge numbers of people who viciously despised him.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 09:01 AM (MMC8r)

246 How many grandmothers do you know who want to eat their grandchildren?

It's gotta be like Chris Christie at a Dunkin Donuts around the Clinton compound.

Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2015 09:02 AM (UzPAd)

247 grandmas don't lie!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 11, 2015 09:03 AM (u8GsB)

248 Why doesn't Hillary just say she was having an affair and that's what
her personal emails were about and so her minions can say that it's just
about sex and it's nobody's business?

What, and publicly admit the fabled loving Clinton marriage is a farce?
Never!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2015 09:03 AM (bdqzU)

249 Hahaha,nowAl Sharpton's financial records have been burned.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2015 09:04 AM (KETbL)

250 Every one is up early today. Im still getting used to losing an hour.

Posted by: LASue at March 11, 2015 09:04 AM (8Ljms)

251 Yes. Lincoln was a big flaming queen.

****

Might explain the flamboyant hats!

(okay, now I'm gone.)

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 11, 2015 09:04 AM (NeFrd)

252 Troll doesn't know what "gay" means.

Lincoln had children. The only argument one could make (not that I agree with it) would be that Lincoln was bisexual.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 11, 2015 09:04 AM (7ObY1)

253 What, and publicly admit the fabled loving Clinton marriage is a farce?
Never!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2015 09:03 AM (bdqzU)

No shit, that marriage makes Rock Hudson and Doris Day look like the Notebook.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 11, 2015 09:05 AM (KbNXw)

254 The whole idea of Lincoln being gay was promulagted by a gay playwrioter and actvist (whose name has blessedly escaped me at the moment) because he was involved in AIDS activism and though it would be good to claim a high profile American as being gay.
Such activists folks do it with writers too-Emily Dickinson was gay, Louisa May Alcott was gay, blah, blah, blah. Of course famous Americans and other famous people in history were gay. So? However the facts about Lincoln do not indicate he was gay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 09:05 AM (DXzRD)

255 Hahaha,nowAl Sharpton's financial records have been burned.

...
...
...

In other news, the sun is hot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 11, 2015 09:05 AM (659DL)

256 It must have been the hats, cause he was ugly as sin.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2015 09:05 AM (VctSv)

257 What, and publicly admit the fabled loving Clinton marriage is a farce?
Never!

The fact that a lot of stupid people idolize her husband is the only thing she has going for her. She'd be nothing without him to lamprey-eel onto.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 09:05 AM (MMC8r)

258 249 Back in 1997 this happened.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2015 09:06 AM (KETbL)

259
Lincoln had children. The only argument one could make (not that I agree with it) would be that Lincoln was bisexual.

Lots of gay men have children.

But the Lincoln-was-gay thing arises from the fact that he shared a hotel bed with a man while travelling. There was nothing unusual about that at the time, and nothing presumed sexual.

In the opening of Moby Dick Ishmael shares a bed with Quequeeg and isn't freaked out by the fact that there's a man in his bed, but by the fact that he's a savage.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 11, 2015 09:07 AM (JtwS4)

260 Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 11, 2015 08:58 AM (NeFrd)

Are you referring to people who want to remove healthy limbs?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 09:07 AM (2Ojst)

261 If she never sent classified emails, she never did her job. Which I'm willing to believe.

Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2015 09:07 AM (FcR7P)

262 Here's the link to the NR story.

http://tinyurl.com/owq3j77

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2015 09:08 AM (KETbL)

263 "If Lincoln had been gay, does anyone think that wouldn't have been used against him to destroy him? There were huge numbers of people who viciously despised him."

Maybe John Wilkes Booth had his own issues? Maybe when people said he was from Maryland he took it the wrong way, interpreting it as The Land of Marys and thought people were impugning his sexual orientation, so he took it out on Lincoln because he thought the president's hat was a phallic symbol that was personally taunting Booth?

Posted by: FireHorse at March 11, 2015 09:08 AM (aQssP)

264 It's going to be interesting to see just how long it will take for Republicans to become aware of the fact that the Republican Party, for all practical purposes, no longer exists.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 11, 2015 09:08 AM (lG2E3)

265 There is no way that any email sent to or from HRC after the "Guccifer" hack can be considered uncompromised.

Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2015 09:09 AM (41qix)

266 The Land of Marys and thought people were impugning his sexual orientation, so he took it out on Lincoln because he thought the president's hat was a phallic symbol that was personally taunting Booth?
Posted by: FireHorse at March 11, 2015 09:08 AM (aQssP)

So the Lincoln assassination was the countries first Hate Crime. The more you know.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 11, 2015 09:09 AM (KbNXw)

267 Wouldn't Hilly have had to be accessing her communications out in the public, unsecured internet, where her traffic could be subject to interception?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 09:09 AM (MMC8r)

268 239
Homosexuality is either a perversion one chooses or it's a mental disorder.

Jesus, JJ, I didn't know you were in that camp. You live in the freaking Village,don't you know a million normal gay people?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 11, 2015 08:59 AM (JtwS4)

I know lots of Gay people. I also know a number of people who've suffered from depression and other mental disorders. And there are a fair number of people who are into S and M and whatnot.

But it does not and should not constitute a political movement or class of person.

Tolerating something does not necessarily mean accepting it as normal or something to be admired or promoted. Doesn't mean I won't be friendly with someone; it just means I don't have to accept what they are as normal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 09:10 AM (CMkNk)

269 Oberon must have a been a flaming homosexual, being King of the Fairies and all.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 09:10 AM (2Ojst)

270 Well, Lincoln had a "beard." So...

Is this a great country or what, where a troll comes to a place that feels strongly enough about Northern Aggression and Secession that a few of us can even spell Habeas Corpus, and lights into Lincoln? May as well promote long bows.

Rave on, O fool.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 11, 2015 09:11 AM (xq1UY)

271 Citizen X, I'm about as troll as you are. Been on this site for years. No. I'm no fan of Lincoln, never said I was. I do not admire him. I am not Republican, never said I was. I don't like party politics. I am Conservative. Lincoln started this whole big central government mess we live in today. Thanks to him we are all less free.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2015 09:11 AM (VctSv)

272 Planet Fitness

No gymtimidation.

http://tinyurl.com/ntryvlz

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 11, 2015 09:11 AM (fWAjv)

273 "Fuck all them sumbitches. Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 11, 2015 07:14 AM (YCAMY)

With a ten foot pole Posted by: Nip Sip at March 11, 2015 07:15 AM (0FSuD)

A 10-foot pole with splinters!

Posted by: Bad Dog Puppy Treats at March 11, 2015 09:11 AM (dY/OW)

274 But just because he and his law partner shared a bed, and later when he was President, he and his body guard shared a bed does not necessarily mean he was homo. As I understand it there was a bed shortage back then.

There still is!

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 11, 2015 09:12 AM (FcR7P)

275 It seems that who ever thought throwing Hillary! under the bus was a little shortsighted. Won't this eventually lead people to question the fact that the EPA director also used fake emails? Does it make such a huge difference that Hillary! used her own server? I don't know who. Is trying to take her down, but I hope this is a small hole in the dyke that will soon cause a huge hole in the dyke and take down the whole administration. And I am sure that Hillary! will NOT go down alone.

Posted by: Chilling the most at March 11, 2015 09:12 AM (zW5rQ)

276 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 11, 2015 09:11 AM (fWAjv)

Holy Jeebus cross-dressing Cripes, my EYES!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 09:12 AM (2Ojst)

277 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 11, 2015 09:12 AM (kff5f)

278 Keith Olbermann is king of the fairies?!?

Well that exlpains a lot of things.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 11, 2015 09:13 AM (cNpuB)

279 277 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 11, 2015 09:12 AM (kff5f)

Wait for it...

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 09:13 AM (2Ojst)

280 On the historical books I have read is "My Thoughts Be Bloody" which is about the professional rivalry between John Wilkes Booth and his brother Edwin Booth who were both actors but on opposite sides in the War Between the states. The author writes rather convincingly that this is part of the background that lead to the actions of JWB in shooting Lincoln.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 09:13 AM (DXzRD)

281 Holy Jeebus cross-dressing Cripes, my EYES!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 09:12 AM (2Ojst)

That is actually the 'woman' from Planet Fitness

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 11, 2015 09:15 AM (fWAjv)

282 Let It Burn. And fuck the GOP.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 11, 2015 09:15 AM (lG2E3)

283 Planet Fitness

No gymtimidation.

It would strike me that a lot of people ARE being intimidated with their new policy.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 09:15 AM (MMC8r)

284 What about the large number of people who sent her classified emails? I'm pretty sure "hillary69@hotmail.com" couldn't have escaped notice.

Yes, they're all in on it.

Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2015 09:15 AM (FcR7P)

285 The right needs to sell the Hillary scandal as having been propagated by the Obama administration. It probably was, but the right needs to sell it.

If we could get these vultures going at each other, all kinds of shit would start floating to the surface. Knowing each of these two, Hillary and Obama, they have all kinds of shit on each other that they are holding over each others heads.

It would be great if this turned into a vendetta. It would be a blood bath.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 11, 2015 09:15 AM (BZAd3)

286 He's at least as good looking as Rosa DelAuro.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 09:16 AM (MMC8r)

287 The poster above is correct. It quite common for men to share beds for thousands of years without there being anything sexual because privacy is modern luxury, and they didm;t have the plethora of hotel accommodations we do now. In addition, if men were on the judicial circuit they often got placed with other men on the circuit and for a very long time in history you may have gotten a bed with someone or several men you didn't know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 09:17 AM (DXzRD)

288 Knowing each of these two, Hillary and Obama, they
have all kinds of shit on each other that they are holding over each
others heads.
It would be great if this turned into a vendetta. It would be a blood bath.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 11, 2015 09:15 AM

They can go at each other while sitting side-by-side at the defense table, and let a judge and jury sort it out.

Both are long overdue for indictments.

Of course that would be racist, and sexist, a nothing but Bad Optics for anyone who tried to go after them.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2015 09:18 AM (P8YHq)

289 280 There's a movie about the rivalry between the brothers.Richard Burton plays Edwin and John Derek as JWB.Prince of Players.I have seen parts of it but haven't been able to eatch the whole thing the teo times I have caught it on cable.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2015 09:19 AM (KETbL)

290 Beyond bed shortage, it's worth remembering that rooms in the 1800s were often poorly heated and sleeping with a companion was one way to stay warmer.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 09:19 AM (MMC8r)

291 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 11, 2015 09:20 AM (kff5f)

292 Sorry for the delay- already working at work.

Obviously *I* need to become a Democrat government employee, so that will stop happening.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 11, 2015 09:20 AM (kff5f)

293 Sounds like an interesting movie I 'd like to see, so the idea must have been around for a while. The book about the Booth brothers is rather recent though

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 09:21 AM (DXzRD)

294 Sidebar here says NYT reports Hillary had a "prickly apologia."
I'd heard that about her.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 11, 2015 09:21 AM (xq1UY)

295 291 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 11, 2015 09:20 AM (kff5f)

There it is! For a minute I thought you were going to blueball us.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 09:21 AM (2Ojst)

296 Sidebar here says NYT reports Hillary had a "prickly apologia."
I'd heard that about her. Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 11, 2015 09:21 AM

Better than a Brazilian, amirite?

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2015 09:22 AM (P8YHq)

297 Wingnuts, we are so sorry to have come to your notice. Printing that chart describing Justice Thomas in KKK terms was a real mistake. Our writers are under strict instructions to never be this obvious in telling our version of the truth.

Posted by: Manuel Barron, Distinguished AP Test Expert at March 11, 2015 09:22 AM (LISuA)

298 Yes, but it was Booth's frilly negligee and cucumber facial that really tipped them off.

Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2015 09:22 AM (UzPAd)

299 Sidebar here says NYT reports Hillary had a "prickly apologia."

Isn't that some kind of plant?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 09:22 AM (2Ojst)

300 John Adams and Ben Franklin. Expense-accounted at a colonial Motel Six.
Go ahead and try to run with that one.

If you know the story, there's a great Windows joke in there.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 11, 2015 09:23 AM (xq1UY)

301 Sidebar here says NYT reports Hillary had a "prickly apologia."
I'd heard that about her.

It was really more of a two-day stubble.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at March 11, 2015 09:23 AM (FcR7P)

302 Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 09:19 AM (MMC8r)

Good point,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 09:23 AM (DXzRD)

303 291 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 11, 2015 09:20 AM (kff5f)

That's a good start for the GOP, but then what will we do about the Democrats?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 11, 2015 09:23 AM (lG2E3)

304 "No gymtimidation."

For most of my life, I had never felt gymtimidation. Heck, I didn't know until recently that gymtimidation existed. In fact, when I first heard of gymtimidation, I thought that the word was totally made up and even suspected that the word "gymtimidation" itself didn't exist.

But I needed to be sure. I went to the usual Internet go-to's like WIkipedia. Nothing. Still concerned, I checked out WebMD and similar sites but couldn't find anything. Could this be a newly discovered condition, one in which I'd read the story of my life in the DSM-6? I'm scared. I'm really, really anxious about this. I also feel acutely gymtimidated.

Does anybody have any advice that can help me out in the short term? Perhaps, looking forward, I can join with other people who have suffered with me (retroactively, of course) to collectively seek justice for those of us who have endured bigotry at the hands of the gymtimiphobes.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 11, 2015 09:24 AM (aQssP)

305 Has anyone asked our sitting President if it was OK for a member of his Cabinet to use a personal e-mail account while performing their duties?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2015 09:24 AM (hzrlb)

306 The fact that Granny Benghazi is a thoroughly corrupt lying scrutiny is old news.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 11, 2015 09:24 AM (ee9LE)

307 290 Beyond bed shortage, it's worth remembering that rooms in the 1800s were often poorly heated and sleeping with a companion was one way to stay warmer.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 09:19 AM (MMC8r)

That's what I was doing with all those pubescent girls, keeping warm! Yeah, that's it!

Posted by: Gandhi at March 11, 2015 09:25 AM (2Ojst)

308 Please stop making jokes about Hillary's dried up old cooter.Please.And no jokes about tonguing her fart box either.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2015 09:25 AM (KETbL)

309 308 Please stop making jokes about Hillary's dried up old cooter.Please.And no jokes about tonguing her fart box either.
Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2015 09:25 AM (KETbL)

We weren't joking.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 09:26 AM (2Ojst)

310 Gandhi liked to dip his bald head in oil and rub it all over those girls bodies.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2015 09:26 AM (KETbL)

311 Has anyone asked our sitting President if it was OK
for a member of his Cabinet to use a personal e-mail account while
performing their duties?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2015 09:24 AM

Your question makes no sense.

No one has ever asked Choom Boy anything that required -- or got -- an honest answer.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2015 09:26 AM (P8YHq)

312 Has anyone asked our sitting President if it was OK for a member of his
Cabinet to use a personal e-mail account while performing their duties?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Posted by: "Richard Windsor"@EPA at March 11, 2015 09:26 AM (bdqzU)

313 "corrupt lying scrutiny"

I know what you typed, and I know how this happened.
Damn you autocorwrecked!
Now you're going to have to "teach it a new word."

Hey, when you put in O tempe O mores, what does it say?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 11, 2015 09:27 AM (xq1UY)

314 Migrants demand safer way to sneak across border.

http://tinyurl.com/l6tkaez

Posted by: wrg500 at March 11, 2015 09:27 AM (kQBSd)

315 Steevy @ 308: "Please stop making jokes about Hillary's ... "

Why? Is THAT why the chicken crossed the road?

Posted by: FireHorse at March 11, 2015 09:28 AM (aQssP)

316 That's a good start for the GOP, but then what will we do about the Democrats?

Test ammunition for a new line of trebuchet?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 11, 2015 09:28 AM (kff5f)

317 310 Gandhi liked to dip his bald head in oil and rub it all over those girls bodies.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2015 09:26 AM (KETbL)

And that's a bad thing why?

Posted by: wrg500 at March 11, 2015 09:29 AM (kQBSd)

318 >"No gymtimidation."

Yikes - my eyes!!!

OK, in this scenario, who is doing said "gymtimidating" - Carlotta or the womn who selfishly believe a ladies locker room should only be used by biological ladies?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2015 09:29 AM (bdqzU)

319 Trey Gowdy is a fucking whore.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 11, 2015 09:30 AM (lG2E3)

320 'Tis the season of snowmelt, potholes, and mud.

Crocus won't be pushing up through the snow for another month, unfortunately.

But the icebreakers are freeing stuck freighters, so the shipping season is under way.

Which means, thunder, lightening, tornadoes, oh my.

Posted by: J. Roman Tubears at March 11, 2015 09:30 AM (SLzln)

321 OK, in this scenario, who is doing said "gymtimidating" - Carlotta or the womn who selfishly believe a ladies locker room should only be used by biological ladies?

According to the fine folks at Planet Fitness: the woman who believes a ladies' locker room should only be used by biological ladies.

Actually, I was talking to my wife about this the other day, and we decided that all places with locker rooms now need a 3rd one: it can be labeled "WTF" or just "?".

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 11, 2015 09:31 AM (kff5f)

322 Hillary's server is now in protective custody...sitting right next to Jimmy Hoffa and Malaysian Flight 370.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 11, 2015 09:32 AM (cNpuB)

323 >According to the fine folks at Planet Fitness: the woman who believes a
ladies' locker room should only be used by biological ladies.

Wow. We are officially through the looking glass.

The third locker room should be labeled "Have at it!" or "Uncle"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2015 09:33 AM (bdqzU)

324 prayers for the families of the 11 missing servicemen, 7 marines and 4 army national

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 11, 2015 09:34 AM (zOTsN)

325 Actually, I was talking to my wife about this the other day, and we decided that all places with locker rooms now need a 3rd one: it can be labeled "WTF" or just "?".
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 11, 2015 09:31 AM (kff5f)

I propose "Whatever."

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 09:34 AM (2Ojst)

326 4 army national guard. They were from Louisiana

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 11, 2015 09:35 AM (zOTsN)

327
Sidebar here says NYT reports Hillary had a "prickly apologia."

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 09:22 AM (2Ojst)

A good dermatologist can give you a cream for that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 11, 2015 09:35 AM (SpnVI)

328 Beyond bed shortage, it's worth remembering that rooms in the 1800s were often poorly heated and sleeping with a companion was one way to stay warmer.

That's where the term "three dog night" comes from.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2015 09:35 AM (diTdw)

329 I haven't read the story you're referring to, Thunder B, not this whole thread. Can you fill me in or give a link?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 09:36 AM (DXzRD)

330 The New Resistance needs targets. The Chamber of Commerce, maybe?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 11, 2015 09:36 AM (lG2E3)

331 Sidebar here says NYT reports Hillary had a "prickly apologia."

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 09:22 AM (2Ojst)

Huma most impacted.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 11, 2015 09:36 AM (kQBSd)

332 Wow. We are officially through the looking glass.

The third locker room should be labeled "Have at it!" or "Uncle"

Labeled "Surgeries performed".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2015 09:37 AM (diTdw)

333 The only thing that will happen is the Leftist drones will have more ammunition "Well, everyone does it!!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 09:37 AM (DXzRD)

334
Hillary's server is now in protective custody...sitting right next to Jimmy Hoffa and Malaysian Flight 370.

Don't worry, I'm keeping very good care of it.

Posted by: Amelia Earhardt at March 11, 2015 09:37 AM (JtwS4)

335 a heleicopter is missing over florida gulf. Training mission in heavy fog

11 missing

7 marines

4 army national guard

debris and body remains are washing ashore

recue efforts delayed by fog, waiting for sunrise

flight went missing last night at 2:30am

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 11, 2015 09:38 AM (zOTsN)

336 prayers for the families of the 11 missing servicemen, 7 marines and 4 army national

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 11, 2015 09:34 AM

On the way.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2015 09:39 AM (h4vJk)

337 rescue efforts delayed by fog

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 11, 2015 09:39 AM (zOTsN)

338 We're already living in the Ghostbusters universe. Prove me wrong.

Tell him about the twinkie.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 08:22 AM (MMC8r)

Sorry Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2015 09:39 AM (TOk1P)

339 Huma most impacted.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 11, 2015 09:36 AM (

They have medication for that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2015 09:40 AM (h4vJk)

340 dollars to (smokin' baby) donuts all the principals in the Obama administration have and communicate with one another via a private network of email addresses. If Hillary thought it through, are you telling me that VaJay and the rest didn't? It's all about having no FOIA trail.... if only the press would dig a bit. and some IT folks to leak...

Posted by: Yip at March 11, 2015 09:40 AM (84SRe)

341 I find it telling that it took a freshman senator to spearhead this letter to this JEF and the Iranians. The leadership are geldings at best.

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at March 11, 2015 09:40 AM (1weFB)

342 Hillary's server is now in protective custody...sitting right next to Jimmy Hoffa and Malaysian Flight 370.

They had to put it on the other end of the warehouse from the Ark of the Covenant. Electrical fires, don'cha know.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 11, 2015 09:41 AM (DT3rQ)

343 335
I always wondered why IR isn't sent to the area immediately.

A C-130 lost an engine south of here several years ago. A hunter found it months later in the swamp.

Posted by: Golfman - We have no hill at March 11, 2015 09:41 AM (iVjJr)

344
334
Hillary's server is now in protective custody...sitting right next to Jimmy Hoffa and Malaysian Flight 370.

Don't worry, I'm keeping very good care of it.

Posted by: Amelia Earhardt at March 11, 2015 09:37 AM (JtwS4)

I'll be the judge of that.

Posted by: Joseph Force Crater at March 11, 2015 09:41 AM (SpnVI)

345 They had to put it on the other end of the warehouse from the Ark of the Covenant. Electrical fires, don'cha know.

Warehouse 13.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 11, 2015 09:42 AM (kQBSd)

346 "The leadership are geldings at best."

They're collaborators.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 11, 2015 09:42 AM (lG2E3)

347 Cellulite jiggling
Support hose gives up the fight
FUPA sags sadly

Posted by: Hillary! at March 11, 2015 09:43 AM (wbY9Q)

348 >>ollars to (smokin' baby) donuts all the principals in the Obama
administration have and communicate with one another via a private
network of email addresses.

That would certainly explain why it was imperative that Lois Lerner's emails be "lost." In addition to showing WH involvement, it would reveal email addresses of those in the WH.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2015 09:43 AM (bdqzU)

349 "geldings at best" seems awfully generous.

I incline toward "actively complicit in a treasonous conspiracy" personally.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 11, 2015 09:43 AM (OCcU9)

350 Sidebar here says NYT reports Hillary had a "prickly apologia."

Isn't that some kind of plant?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 09:22 AM (2Ojst)

I don't believe that. I doubt she's had anything prickly since before Chelsea was born... if then.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2015 09:43 AM (TOk1P)

351 Tell him about the twinkie.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 08:22 AM

Imagine that this Twinkie represents the normal amount of corruption in the DC metro area. At present it would be a Twinkie approximately 500 yards long and weighing close to a million metric shit tons.

Posted by: Dr. Egon Spengler at March 11, 2015 09:45 AM (h4vJk)

352 I don't believe that. I doubt she's had anything prickly since before Chelsea was born... if then.

It wouldn't surprise me if Chelsea's dad was a turkey baster.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 11, 2015 09:45 AM (kQBSd)

353 Horse face is addressing senate foreign relations committee. surprised he's not wearing his medals he didn't throw over the White House fence.

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at March 11, 2015 09:45 AM (1weFB)

354 Actually, I was talking to my wife about this the other day, and we
decided that all places with locker rooms now need a 3rd one: it can be
labeled "WTF" or just "?".

Having experienced both of the following at a Y in New York, the serious-M-to-F who did a quick change with no small talk bothered me less than the women who brought their school-age sons into the women's locker room. I mean, I don't care if you want to put your sons off poon by letting them gawk at the Silver Sneakers in all their septugenarian glory, but it's really not fair to expect other women to be cool with your kids' stares and comments.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 11, 2015 09:46 AM (/kI1Q)

355 ell him about the twinkie.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 08:22 AM

Imagine that this Twinkie represents the normal amount of corruption
in the DC metro area. At present it would be a Twinkie approximately
500 yards long and weighing close to a million metric shit tons.

Posted by: Dr. Egon Spengler at March 11, 2015 09:45 AM (h4vJk)

That's a really big twinkie.

Posted by: Token Blackmon at March 11, 2015 09:46 AM (TOk1P)

356 Looking at some of the comments at the NYT concerning Hillary, I am reminded of the recent study that showed a correlation between Progressivism, and a willingness to set aside ethics in pursuit of a "greater good".

In VIASpeak, that means the m'fers will lie to get their way, and not believe that they are doing anything morally wrong.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2015 09:46 AM (hzrlb)

357 It wouldn't surprise me if Chelsea's dad was a turkey baster.
Posted by: wrg500

You called me a turkey baster? That's low.

Posted by: webb hubbell at March 11, 2015 09:47 AM (cNpuB)

358 Not sure about that. She is a total dickhead. They want someone else. They don't know who that is, but it's not Hill
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 11, 2015 07:38 AM (0FSuD)
__________________

The MSM is like a woman who's in love with a guy who's not that into her, so she settles for the drunk loser younger brother, just so she can stay in the orbit of her true love.

The MSM love Bill Clinton. They wish he could run again. But they'll settle for Hillary, so they can keep Bill in the WH.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 11, 2015 09:47 AM (lmdHn)

359 Breakfast of champions.

http://tinyurl.com/kef2dly

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 11, 2015 09:48 AM (ee9LE)

360 I don't believe that. I doubt she's had anything prickly since before Chelsea was born... if then.

It wouldn't surprise me if Chelsea's dad was a turkey baster.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 11, 2015 09:45 AM

Hill: Bill, I don't know what to do. Should I take a poll?
Bubba: Come on, Hillary...when was the last time you took a pole?

Posted by: Dr. Egon Spengler at March 11, 2015 09:48 AM (h4vJk)

361 Oh, and I've left donuts on the credenza.
My alma mater is going to the NCAA Tournament.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 11, 2015 09:48 AM (/kI1Q)

362 355
Gee mom why won't you take me in the girls locker room like that mom? Jimmy, he's 7 your 23.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 11, 2015 09:48 AM (kQBSd)

363
I don't believe that. I doubt she's had anything prickly since before Chelsea was born... if then.

It wouldn't surprise me if Chelsea's dad was a turkey baster.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 11, 2015 09:45 AM (kQBSd)

Yeah, I'm picturing Bill, approaching her with the thing, devilish grin on his face, and Hilery saying "I can't believe this is really happening to me!"

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2015 09:49 AM (TOk1P)

364 "that means the m'fers will lie to get their way, and not believe that they are doing anything morally wrong."

So?

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 11, 2015 09:49 AM (lG2E3)

365 Kevin Williamson points out the irony of having Joe Biden, of all people, trot out to accuse Cotton of betraying the Senate's traditions or something.

Asking Joe to express a considered judgment on anything at all seems like a reach to me, but hey!, not my administration.

Posted by: MTF, Bring On The Art. 5 Convention! at March 11, 2015 09:52 AM (LISuA)

366 3.6 MILLION in transportation cost for a Hawaii vacation? It's good to be king.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 11, 2015 09:52 AM (kQBSd)

367 A Dump delayed is a Dump denied!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 11, 2015 09:53 AM (wtvvX)

368 Petraeus got in trouble for what were essentially his diaries

I don't think she destroyed them. Shes a staggering historical figure in her mind

I think she didn't destroy those records

she moved them off the server. But they are somewhere

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 11, 2015 09:53 AM (zOTsN)

369 I just thought of the gay activist who promulgated the idea that Lincoln was gay. Larry Kramer He was liar. He may have been wonderfully supportive of gay men dealing with AIDS but he made up the story about finding letters of Lincoln:

http://tinyurl.com/pjmous2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 09:55 AM (DXzRD)

370 too early for White Privilege Art Appreciation?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 11, 2015 09:55 AM (7RXcs)

371 368
Saving them for HER Presidential Library.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 11, 2015 09:55 AM (kQBSd)

372 Look.... I've investigated myself and found that I did nothing wrong. It's time to Move On.

Posted by: Cankles Clinton at March 11, 2015 09:55 AM (fLKzW)

373 I played the bottom lip of Bubba in "Forrest Gump."

Posted by: Web Hubbell's Bottom Lip at March 11, 2015 09:56 AM (iAUf+)

374 372 Look.... I've investigated myself and found that I did nothing wrong. It's time to Move On.
Posted by: Cankles Clinton at March 11, 2015 09:55 AM (fLKzW)

Let me tell you one more time. I did not have gastronomical relations with those chickens I was guarding in the henhouse.

Posted by: The Fox at March 11, 2015 09:57 AM (2Ojst)

375 gastronomical relations

That's hawt.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 11, 2015 09:57 AM (/kI1Q)

376 Didn't someone once say believing her requires "the willing suspension of disbelief"?

Oh wait, that was her talking about the truth. She is one seriously screwed up woman.

Posted by: MTF, Bring On The Art. 5 Convention! at March 11, 2015 09:57 AM (LISuA)

377 exactly

what is interesting is that in her mind the legislative branch has no business knowing what is in those emails

but they were very very insecure on that server

and one of the emails were already hacked

which means some foreign government could know what is in those emails

she could be blackmailed by a foreign government

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 11, 2015 09:58 AM (zOTsN)

378 373 I played the bottom lip of Bubba in "Forrest Gump."
Posted by: Web Hubbell's Bottom Lip at March 11, 2015 09:56 AM (iAUf+)

Brian Dennehy was genius as the boatfuls of shrimp.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 09:58 AM (2Ojst)

379 A Dump delayed is a Dump denied!

Impacted like Huma.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2015 09:59 AM (My1Ig)

380 I just thought of the gay activist who promulgated
the idea that Lincoln was gay. Larry Kramer He was liar. He may have
been wonderfully supportive of gay men dealing with AIDS but he made up
the story about finding letters of Lincoln:

http://tinyurl.com/pjmous2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 09:55 AM (DXzRD)

Larry Kramer was even more despicable in his lies about how the response to AIDS was occurring in the early days. He is one of those who attempted to create the myth (that is still believed by many) that Reagan denied care for people suffering from AIDS.
Lying liars gotta lie. Larry is among the worst.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2015 09:59 AM (TOk1P)

381 she could be blackmailed by a foreign government

That would be interesting since she is usually the blackmailer not the blackmailee.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 11, 2015 09:59 AM (kQBSd)

382 Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 11, 2015 09:58 AM (zOTsN)

It says something about a government official when they're more concerned with the US Legislature having access to their information than, say, Vladimir Putin.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 11, 2015 10:00 AM (kff5f)

383 she could be blackmailed by a foreign government

Multiple foreign governments. Multiple mutually antagonistic rivals. None of which can afford the...you know what, this is pathetic, our politics are now a proxy battleground for foreign powers.

Page me when we construct the gallows for all these worthless SOBs. I'm about ready to start tuning all this crap out unless/until something actually has a chance of getting done about it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 11, 2015 10:00 AM (DT3rQ)

384 exactly AllenG

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 11, 2015 10:00 AM (zOTsN)

385 The simplest explanation is the easiest. Bill Clinton is really Chlesea's mother. There wis no reason to assume that Bill and Hillary Clinton didn't love each other. at one time They had a lot of similar interests. Bill can be very charming. Hillary was not bad looking as a younger person I neither like nor respect him but the charm was apparently there for those that are susceptible. But yes, I think they stay married for mostly political reasons and I think they love their daughter. I don't reality care what her sexual proclivities are not. I just care if it impacts National Security.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 10:00 AM (DXzRD)

386 How is Hillary more criminal than John Boehner?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 11, 2015 10:01 AM (lG2E3)

387 Yes, he apparently lied about that too, Thanks for noting it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 10:01 AM (DXzRD)

388 Larry Kramer was even more despicable in his lies about how the response to AIDS was occurring in the early days. He is one of those who attempted to create the myth (that is still believed by many) that Reagan denied care for people suffering from AIDS.
Lying liars gotta lie. Larry is among the worst.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2015 09:59 AM (TOk1P)

Ronald Reagan was a majority shareholder in a holding company that ran bathhouses throughout the west coast. They also supplied amyl nitrate and spanish fly.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 10:01 AM (2Ojst)

389 Page me when we construct the gallows

Well it looks like Utah may be bring back the firing squad. So there is that.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 11, 2015 10:01 AM (kQBSd)

390 The simplest explanation is the easiest. Bill Clinton is really Chlesea's mother.

Whaaa?

That doesn't sound simple to me.

Posted by: @JohnTant at March 11, 2015 10:01 AM (PFy0L)

391 Bill Clinton is really Chlesea's mother.

Holy shit! Darth Vader's got nothing on THAT reveal!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 10:02 AM (2Ojst)

392 The simplest explanation is the easiest. Bill Clinton is really Chlesea's mother.

Umm...should I alert the presses on this bombshell...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 11, 2015 10:02 AM (DT3rQ)

393 How is Hillary more criminal than John Boehner?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 11, 2015 10:01 AM (lG2E3)

Err... because she's actually a criminal? As in: has committed crimes?

Boehner is a pathetic pissant of a simpering, sniveling coward, but he's not actually (to my knowledge) a criminal.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 11, 2015 10:02 AM (kff5f)

394 The simplest explanation is the easiest. Bill Clinton is really Chlesea's mother.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 10:00 AM (DXzRD)

Yes. Simple.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2015 10:03 AM (TOk1P)

395 I think she loved him and he loved him and they had that in common

and now their marriage is a political arrangement. They love each other in their way but live apart while he follows his willie like the divining rod of happiness. She knows this and ignores it.

they are business partners now

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 11, 2015 10:04 AM (zOTsN)

396 How is Hillary more criminal than John Boehner?

Hillary-felon
Boehner-craven

Posted by: wrg500 at March 11, 2015 10:04 AM (kQBSd)

397 There wis no reason to assume that Bill and Hillary Clinton didn't love each other. at one time

Other than neither of them seem capable of giving a shit about anyone other than themselves.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 11, 2015 10:04 AM (/kI1Q)

398 Sorry; Chelsea's father.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 10:04 AM (DXzRD)

399 371 368
Saving them for HER Presidential Library.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 11, 2015 09:55 AM (kQBSd)

A powder room magazine rack with Oprah, Marie Claire, Glamour, two rolls of Charmin and a half empty bottle of Midol, does not a library make.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 10:05 AM (CMkNk)

400 Apropos of nothing...holy shit.
http://is.gd/WP5sEb

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 11, 2015 10:05 AM (/kI1Q)

401 Boehner is a pathetic pissant of a simpering, sniveling coward, but he's not actually (to my knowledge) a criminal.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 11, 2015 10:02 AM (kff5f)

Do you actually believe that Boehner sold out Conservatives over some sort of principle? Come on.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 11, 2015 10:05 AM (lG2E3)

402 I think she didn't destroy those records

she moved them off the server. But they are somewhere.

I actually agree with this. There's a school of thought that says you don't destroy ANYTHING because you don't know if or when or under what circumstances you might need it.

They are buried. But they aren't deleted.

Posted by: @JohnTant at March 11, 2015 10:05 AM (PFy0L)

403 she could be blackmailed by hackers ala Sony

she compromised classified information

this is huge

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 11, 2015 10:05 AM (zOTsN)

404 400 Apropos of nothing...holy shit.
http://is.gd/WP5sEb
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 11, 2015 10:05 AM (/kI1Q)

Dude, that is apropos of EVERYTHING.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2015 10:06 AM (CMkNk)

405 Very interesting Trifecta video:

http://tinyurl.com/oyf9u7x

Photographic evidence against Hillary.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 11, 2015 10:06 AM (BZAd3)

406 399
You missed the scotch in the toilet tank.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 11, 2015 10:06 AM (kQBSd)

407
while he follows his willie like the divining rod of happiness

Come for the smart military blog, stay for the poetry.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 11, 2015 10:06 AM (JtwS4)

408 Real Spring has arrived; and no, no porch rocker today even though it is Sunny and 69.4F. Only a two day bender this time.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2015 10:06 AM (wlDny)

409 And of course, you all knew that's what I meant. You're not sufficiently keyed into my egregiously bad typing skills by now? ;^)

I just think the whole idea of Hubbell being Chelsea's father is ridiculous, just not as ridiculous as the use of a turkey baster.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 10:07 AM (DXzRD)

410 I don't reality care what her sexual proclivities are not. I just care if it impacts National Security.

The "proclivities" usually do impact national security.
Tons of hawt russian babes wouldn't be trying to bed pasty old white Americans for just sex.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2015 10:07 AM (My1Ig)

411 its fun to mock them. After all the uterine investigations of the Palin family they are owed

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 11, 2015 10:08 AM (zOTsN)

412 Bill Clinton is really Chlesea's mother.

Holy shit! Darth Vader's got nothing on THAT reveal!

Actually...

http://tinyurl.com/pzvqbsb

[ Darths and Droids is a webcomic that takes the Star Wars movies and refits them as somebody's tabletop RPG game. The variations wrought on the story are...intriguing, to say the least... ]

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 11, 2015 10:08 AM (DT3rQ)

413 Tons of hawt russian babes wouldn't be trying to bed pasty old white Americans for just sex.

What...WHAT.........damn.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 11, 2015 10:09 AM (kQBSd)

414 And of course, you all knew that's what I meant.
You're not sufficiently keyed into my egregiously bad typing skills by
now? ;^)

I just think the whole idea of Hubbell being Chelsea's father is
ridiculous, just not as ridiculous as the use of a turkey baster.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 10:07 AM (DXzRD)

You're right, ridiculous. But my scenario of them reenacting the scene from Rosemary's Baby when Chelsea was conceived? Totally plausible.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2015 10:09 AM (TOk1P)

415 Wishing to avoid the pronouncements of Hope and Change as much as possible, what did Obama say in his Selma speech that would encourage violence?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 10:09 AM (DXzRD)

416 You missed the scotch in the toilet tank.

That's not scotch. Now. (burp)

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2015 10:09 AM (My1Ig)

417 400 Apropos of nothing...holy shit.
http://is.gd/WP5sEb
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 11, 2015 10:05 AM (/kI1Q)

If black people don't want to be viewed as feral, violent savages, they need to change their tack.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 10:09 AM (2Ojst)

418 Apropos of nothing...holy shit.
http://is.gd/WP5sEb
----
That whole 'weakness invites aggression' thing is true for enemies on either side of the border.

Posted by: Methos at March 11, 2015 10:10 AM (A6vWB)

419 the rationale for keeping gays out of the military was because they were susceptible to blackmail

sexual blackmail is practived all the tiem in the clandestine services

any one remember Ana Chapman?

and how did they really get Snowden? that Russia loving dancer honey trap, that's how

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 11, 2015 10:10 AM (zOTsN)

420 And of course, you all knew that's what I meant.
You're not sufficiently keyed into my egregiously bad typing skills by
now? ;^)

Say what you want, the idea of Chelsea being Bill and Webb's kid carried to term by Hillary is hereby proposed for entry into the Style Guide...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 11, 2015 10:10 AM (DT3rQ)

421
I want some national security secrets. They can even be fake secrets, just as long as they're plausible.

Could use a hawt Russian honey trap about now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 11, 2015 10:12 AM (JtwS4)

422 any one remember Ana Chapman?

The soul sucking ginger?

Posted by: wrg500 at March 11, 2015 10:12 AM (kQBSd)

423 Do you actually believe that Boehner sold out Conservatives over some sort of principle? Come on.

No. I think he sold out Conservatives because he's a simpering, sniveling coward.

Being a coward is bad in many ways, but it's not actually criminal.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 11, 2015 10:12 AM (kff5f)

424 If black people don't want to be viewed as feral, violent savages, they need to change their tack.

Look, I'm never going to believe the KKK is owed an apology (they most assuredly are not), but when folks seem hell bent on proving them right, it doesn't bode well for the future. For anyone.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 11, 2015 10:12 AM (DT3rQ)

425 Oh great. Infernal server errors.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 11, 2015 10:13 AM (DT3rQ)

426 "I think he sold out Conservatives because he's a simpering, sniveling coward."

I think he was very well paid.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 11, 2015 10:13 AM (lG2E3)

427 Say what you want, the idea of Chelsea being Bill and Webb's kid carried to term by Hillary is hereby proposed for entry into the Style Guide...

All those in favor signify by saying "Eeeeew".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2015 10:13 AM (My1Ig)

428 /takes thread's pulse

It's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 11, 2015 10:14 AM (DT3rQ)

429 Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 11, 2015 10:04 AM (zOTsN)

I agree with you. Clinton is a sickman. He put his penis in everything (even while married, even with unwilling partners) to make up for whatever piece is missing from his heart and soul. He could use a lot of therapy and probably spiritual direction, but he won't get it because he's a another narcissist who doesn't really believe in God because he's richer than Croesus

And no, of course not everyone who has no spiritual grounding is a narcissist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 10:14 AM (DXzRD)

430 I wonder if John Boehner ever conducted business on a non-governmental server. Shouldn't someone be looking into this?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 11, 2015 10:15 AM (lG2E3)

431
"Two hundred fifty years of slavery. Ninety years of Jim Crow. Sixty

years of separate but equal. Thirty-five years of racist housing policy.

Until we reckon with our compounding moral debts, America will never be

whole."
======
I agree.

And when you find this "America" person--you can take every dime from them. Assuming you can even show you were ever a slave, ever subject to Jim Crow. Ever segregated or ever forced into a "racist housing policy," that is.

Until then: Fuck. Off.

Posted by: Axel Foley at March 11, 2015 10:15 AM (ZvKdv)

432 429
Clinton just followed the path of his idol JFK.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 11, 2015 10:16 AM (kQBSd)

433 And Hillary Clinton could benefit from the same things, but as long as they're riding high why go to God?. They'll only do that if-perhaps-they have a colossal fall

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2015 10:16 AM (DXzRD)

434 any one remember Ana Chapman?

The soul sucking ginger?
Posted by: wrg500 at March 11, 2015 10:12 AM (kQBSd)

Oh yeah, YUM!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 11, 2015 10:16 AM (KbNXw)

435 54

Just to harsh your mellow:
http://tinyurl.com/orq26t4

Newsmax gifts Clinton Foundation a million bucks.

Posted by: Patrick Strei at March 12, 2015 07:35 AM (7yEdg)

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