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Bad Ass: Hillary Clinton Answers Spontaneous, Impropmtu Questions from "Real Women"
Note: Even AP Says These "Real Women" "Appeared to be Reading Their Questions From a TelePrompter"

It's a bad idea to mix paranoia and fascist tendencies with incompetency.

We should have realized that six years into Obama's assault on America.

NEW YORK (AP) -- Hillary Rodham Clinton's silence on the email controversy swirling around her is getting louder by the day.


...

Clinton spoke at a carefully choreographed two-hour event involving her No Ceilings project at the Clinton Foundation, highlighting economic and educational opportunities for women and girls. She took no questions. When she sat down to lead more informal conversations with invited speakers, participants appeared to be reading from teleprompters.

Yes, all "informal chats" are mediated via Telemprompter.

Incidentally, all the emails between the President and his alleged top diplomat?

Pretty much exposed for the world to see, because Hillary Clinton's side of it was unsecured.


So now Iran knows Obama is just as big of an anti-American terrorist sympathizer as they figured he was.


Melinda Gates, Chelsea Clinton, and Hillary Clinton
Just Three Real Women, Bein' Real

Hillary Clinton shops at the same place as Dr. No.

She actually wants you to know she's Evil.

Posted by: Ace at 08:54 PM




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1 First!?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 09, 2015 08:55 PM (VAsIq)

2 I just shit myself

Posted by: Dirty Randy at March 09, 2015 08:55 PM (xOu6p)

3 You splashed.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 09, 2015 08:56 PM (VAsIq)

4 Maybe if we ask nicely, the Iranians will give the e-mails back?

Posted by: junior at March 09, 2015 08:57 PM (UWFpX)

5 It's a bad idea to mix paranoia and fascist tendencies with incompetency.

Yet... here we are...

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 09, 2015 08:58 PM (0Ew3K)

6 It there were No Ceilings, where is all the Hot Air going to go?

Posted by: Yes means Huh at March 09, 2015 08:58 PM (7wyDO)

7 If one could sneak a DropCam(tm) into the Situation Room of the White House, it would almost be worth having Hillary elected president just to see the shit hit the fan the first time that 3 a.m. phone call came in . . .


As this 69 year old BattleAxe(also tm) loses her fucking MIND the first time something important occurs around the world where she has to make a quick decision.


I did say "almost worth having Hillary elected".


Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2015 08:58 PM (72D6h)

8 "We think Hillary(!) Clinton is inspirational and a true leader among women. It is unfortunate that the patriarchy and the vast right-wing conspiracy are trying so hard to bring down the greatest human being of our generation."

Posted by: "Real Women" at March 09, 2015 08:58 PM (VAsIq)

9 How do you stay so humble while being so awayso...
** ahem **
so awesome, Madame Secretary?

Posted by: totes random woman at March 09, 2015 08:58 PM (Ua6T/)

10 Ace ...


... Still not too late to ask for a spot in my bunker ...


... nicely.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 09, 2015 08:58 PM (9m68G)

11 3 You splashed.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson


DAMMIT!!!!!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at March 09, 2015 08:59 PM (xOu6p)

12 This is also how all Pander Bear candidate interviews will be staged.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 09, 2015 09:00 PM (VAsIq)

13 Were any of the audience members wearing doctors lab coats?

That was always one of my favorite ones.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 09:00 PM (hzrlb)

14 "We think Hillary(!) Clinton is inspirational and a true leader among women."

I would love to have the chance to ask Mrs. Clinton how she became so insp irrational.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 09, 2015 09:00 PM (8TqNO)

15 * inspirational. (Sorry. I read that wrong.)

Posted by: FireHorse at March 09, 2015 09:01 PM (8TqNO)

16 Is the public being mizled by the Faux News war on women?

Posted by: random conversationalist with really bad hair at March 09, 2015 09:01 PM (bAGA/)

17 Can you please tell Huma to remove the padlock?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 09, 2015 09:01 PM (Ua6T/)

18 Surreal women.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 09, 2015 09:02 PM (W5DcG)

19 "Madame Secretary, where do you purchase your mumus from? I just love your fashion statements."

Posted by: "Real Women" at March 09, 2015 09:02 PM (VAsIq)

20 12: Pander Bear is looking more credible every day. will he have a throne of skulls?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 09, 2015 09:02 PM (ucDmr)

21 Centered Justification?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at March 09, 2015 09:02 PM (xOu6p)

22 Front and center!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 09, 2015 09:03 PM (VAsIq)

23 NICE!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at March 09, 2015 09:03 PM (xOu6p)

24 Did the blog comments suddenly to centrist???

Posted by: The Mean Average Hat at March 09, 2015 09:03 PM (0Ew3K)

25 Pander Bear is looking more credible every day. will he have a throne of skulls?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo
---

If that's what the voters say they want, sure!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 09, 2015 09:03 PM (VAsIq)

26 .

Posted by: Dirty Randy at March 09, 2015 09:03 PM (xOu6p)

27 Justify my love.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 09, 2015 09:03 PM (W5DcG)

28 If you could steal a tree and lie about it, what kind of tree would it be?

Posted by: eman at March 09, 2015 09:03 PM (MQEz6)

29 okay, I did not do that . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 09, 2015 09:04 PM (EgOr3)

30 Right down the middle

Posted by: tu3031 at March 09, 2015 09:04 PM (EDYaR)

31 Wow. So Hillary exposed the President this way and no American intelligence agency told him? Was everybody thinking he'd eventually read about it in the news and stop?

Posted by: MTF at March 09, 2015 09:04 PM (FCsIb)

32 The comments are now vaguely phallic-shaped. Clearly this is an anti-feminist, pro-patriarchy hate blog.

Posted by: Feminazi at March 09, 2015 09:04 PM (VAsIq)

33 GET IN THE BARREL!!!! Someone!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at March 09, 2015 09:05 PM (xOu6p)

34 is that Mao Tse Rodham? nice get up there paunch. is that thing hiding the straight jacket?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 09, 2015 09:05 PM (ucDmr)

35 The first time the shit hit the fan, I can imagine Bill pushing her out of the way, saying "I got this."

And sadly, that would represent a massive improvement. And, if I can focus on the log for a moment, a move to the center.

Posted by: Scanner Dan at March 09, 2015 09:05 PM (DHXV/)

36 Any pics of your junk in those emails?

Posted by: eman at March 09, 2015 09:05 PM (MQEz6)

37 I knew America would see things my way!

Posted by: Jeb at March 09, 2015 09:05 PM (xOu6p)

38 Wide and centered. Like a corporate letterhead.

Who are those three fucking elitist whores?

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at March 09, 2015 09:05 PM (lY1vf)

39 GET IN THE BARREL!!!! Someone!

----

123 Not it!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 09, 2015 09:06 PM (VAsIq)

40 DAMMIT! They went to the Left again!!

Posted by: Jeb at March 09, 2015 09:06 PM (xOu6p)

41 Wow. So Hillary exposed the President this way and no American intelligence agency told him?

That's some funny shit right there.
Not funny haha

Funny like in "Oh Shit"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 09:06 PM (hzrlb)

42 Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 09, 2015 09:06 PM (8TqNO)

43 Who is Chelsea's dad?

Posted by: eman at March 09, 2015 09:06 PM (MQEz6)

44 When you're going to murder a guy in a park in the middle of the night, what do you tell him to get him there?

Posted by: Just Some Random Chick at March 09, 2015 09:07 PM (EDYaR)

45 42. Stealer's Wheel. Nice

Posted by: Scanner Dan at March 09, 2015 09:07 PM (DHXV/)

46 I can imagine Bill pushing her out of the way, saying "I got this."

have you seen him lately? he probably couldn't shove Giuliana Rancic (sp?) aside at this point. guy looks like a cadaver

Posted by: Peaches at March 09, 2015 09:07 PM (EgOr3)

47 No Ceilings!

Cuz the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. We don't need no water. Let that mother fucker burn.

Posted by: The Poonhound Gang, house band of the Clinton Foundation at March 09, 2015 09:07 PM (c+Y7q)

48 43 Who is Chelsea's dad?

That would be me.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at March 09, 2015 09:08 PM (xOu6p)

49 By the way, and sorry to be sexist, but does Hillary really wear alien outfits line that? She looks like a member of the Galactic Senate.

Posted by: MTF at March 09, 2015 09:08 PM (rQe9y)

50 Chelsea looks more and more like her daddy Webb everyday.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at March 09, 2015 09:08 PM (+Fae7)

51 Hi Peaches!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at March 09, 2015 09:08 PM (KuU4f)

52 Nothing says "of the people" like hanging with your pampered, entitled "Spawn of Hubbel and the wife of the richest guy on the planet.

You, fucking, betcha.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at March 09, 2015 09:08 PM (lY1vf)

53 >>> The first time the shit hit the fan, I can imagine Bill pushing her out of the way, saying "I got this."

Who would do that for Lizzy Warren if she got a 3AM phone call?

Posted by: fluffy; Masshole at March 09, 2015 09:09 PM (Ua6T/)

54 If you could steal a tree and lie about it, what kind of tree would it be?

A Gum tree?

Posted by: Joey B. eats trees too at March 09, 2015 09:09 PM (ahBY0)

55 Domo arigato

Posted by: Mister Roboto at March 09, 2015 09:10 PM (LoIJo)

56 My kingdom for a photoshop of her Blofelding in that outfit.

Posted by: Fritz (no Fritz) at March 09, 2015 09:10 PM (jpm+0)

57 Hey, DG!!!! It's so awesome to be back in the bosom of my horde family again . . . bestest place on earth! I'm trying hard not to get all sloppy and huggy and shit, but it's not working.

Posted by: Peaches at March 09, 2015 09:10 PM (EgOr3)

58 44 When you're going to murder a guy in a park in the middle of the night, what do you tell him to get him there?
Posted by: Just Some Random Chick


"Vince, Honey, the DNA test just came back.... can we talk?"

Posted by: Dirty Randy at March 09, 2015 09:10 PM (xOu6p)

59 Then who was phone!?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 09, 2015 09:11 PM (VAsIq)

60 Dalek dress

Posted by: freaked at March 09, 2015 09:11 PM (JdEZJ)

61 Look ma, no walker

Posted by: Hillary Rodham at March 09, 2015 09:11 PM (LoIJo)

62 Seriously. They need to stop fucking around, get a warrant, and search her home, her computers, her phone, her records

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 09, 2015 09:11 PM (zOTsN)

63 Rabbit? Or Little Elvis?

Posted by: Just Some Random Chick at March 09, 2015 09:11 PM (EDYaR)

64 >>> If you could steal a tree and lie about it, what kind of tree would it be?

Poisoned fruit tree

Posted by: fluffy at March 09, 2015 09:11 PM (Ua6T/)

65 49: She is not smart enough to function in another galaxy.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 09, 2015 09:11 PM (ucDmr)

66 Bills' face is beet red.

Liberals INSIST his vegan lifestyle is why he looks "so great".

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 09, 2015 09:11 PM (Bl4dy)

67 I'd like to grant Chelsea an honorary degree in Pediatric Cardiology. She's totally earned it.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 09, 2015 09:11 PM (NeFrd)

68 Seriously. They need to stop fucking around, get a warrant, and search her home, her computers, her phone, her records

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 09, 2015 09:11 PM (zOTsN)
Word!!! And, omg, are you preggers???

Posted by: Peaches at March 09, 2015 09:11 PM (EgOr3)

69 Who would do that for Lizzy Warren if she got a 3AM phone call?

---

Oh man, scalps would fly.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 09, 2015 09:12 PM (VAsIq)

70 I've secured huge tracts of land for the Clinton Foundation

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 09, 2015 09:12 PM (LoIJo)

71 "Who would do that for Lizzy Warren if she got a 3AM phone call?"

Oh, my. I just pictured a Warren Administration. She would appoint cartoon characters to her cabinet, wouldn't she?

Posted by: FireHorse at March 09, 2015 09:12 PM (8TqNO)

72 Hi Peaches.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 09, 2015 09:12 PM (ucDmr)

73
No Ceilings?

Funny cuz earlier clinton sent emails warning about No Squealing

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 09, 2015 09:13 PM (/Wi/Y)

74 No


Some troll called us ettes that and I liked it.

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 09, 2015 09:13 PM (zOTsN)

75 Poisoned fruit tree

Posted by: fluffy at March 09, 2015 09:11 PM (Ua6T/)
so perfect, fluffy! so damn perfect . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 09, 2015 09:13 PM (EgOr3)

76 "Who would do that for Lizzy Warren if she got a 3AM phone call?"

Still laughing over a flustered Fauxcohontas having to turn round and pass a perfectly ordinary question to Deval Patrick.

Who didn't seem too amused by her dropping it in his lap.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 09, 2015 09:13 PM (noWW6)

77 I won.

Posted by: Nikita Khrushchev at March 09, 2015 09:13 PM (LoIJo)

78 Hi Peaches!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 09:13 PM (hzrlb)

79 Ask me, oh downtrodden masses, the questions you have been provided. I shall become the Oracle of Cankles.

Fucking twat.........

I see.......a Louisville Slugger. Yeah. A Willie McCovey autograph model.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at March 09, 2015 09:13 PM (lY1vf)

80 WTH?

She knows Melinda Gates... you'd think Hilldabeast could've at least had Bill Gates set up a damn secure server properly.

Posted by: Hillary's IT team at March 09, 2015 09:13 PM (c+Y7q)

81 >>>> Hillary Clinton shops at the same place as Dr. No.
She actually wants you to know she's Evil

She looks so stupid. Funny lines, Ace.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 09, 2015 09:14 PM (2x3L+)

82 Oh, I thought you said Hillary was an "aspirational" figure, as in "inhaling her own vomit from getting sick from eating too many aborted fetuses at the Annual DemonRat Indoctrination, Pledge Drive and Moloch-Worship Convention".

My bad.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2015 09:14 PM (72D6h)

83 ONT up, corgis!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 09, 2015 09:14 PM (0NdlF)

84
We used to call these 'gatherings' Informercials.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 09, 2015 09:14 PM (/Wi/Y)

85 Posted by: Peaches at March 09, 2015 09:10 PM

Been a while. Howzit goin? Hope all is well with you and the dadster.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 09, 2015 09:14 PM (60Vyp)

86 Oh, my. I just pictured a Warren Administration. She would appoint cartoon characters to her cabinet, wouldn't she?
Posted by: FireHorse at March 09, 2015 09:12 PM (8TqNO)



Such as Disney's Pocahontas.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 09, 2015 09:14 PM (3a584)

87 Who would do that for Lizzy Warren if she got a 3AM phone call?

I believe that would be Bruce H. Mann, the Carl F. Schipper, Jr. Professor of Law at Harvard Law School and hubby of Lizzy.

I feel better already!!

Posted by: Scanner Dan at March 09, 2015 09:14 PM (DHXV/)

88 Hillary Clinton shops at the same place as Dr. No. She actually wants you to know she's Evil.

See, that's why I keep coming back here. I've been trying to figure out whose clothing style that was all evening, and Ace cues it up for me.

She really should get one of those red ziggurat hats from Devo, though.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2015 09:15 PM (4nR9/)

89 She knows Melinda Gates... you'd think Hilldabeast could've at least had Bill Gates set up a damn secure server properly.

----

Kept getting the "blue screen of death."

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 09, 2015 09:15 PM (VAsIq)

90 VINCE: "Hill, baby, why are you in that metal trashcan with a pipe sticking out of it? Come on, the shark fin just kicked in, let's go do it in the ass again!"

HILLARY: "COMPUTING!"

VINCE: "Errr... and why are you aiming it at me?"

HILLARY: "EXTERMINATE!"

Posted by: Dirty Randy at March 09, 2015 09:15 PM (xOu6p)

91 >>> Oh man, scalps would fly.

She got an actual question from a reporter after getting elected and she hid behind Gov Deval Patrick, who would get his ass kicked by Pee Wee Herman.

Posted by: fluffy at March 09, 2015 09:16 PM (Ua6T/)

92 Maet stomps Ace.

Posted by: The Mean Average Hat at March 09, 2015 09:16 PM (0Ew3K)

93 So...left to right in the picture: Married into Money, Got overpaid jobs due to Incredibly Privileged Connections, Carpetbagged a Political Career.

These are the role models of modern women?

Posted by: SGT York at March 09, 2015 09:17 PM (CPJLl)

94 I won.


Posted by: Nikita Khrushchev at March 09, 2015 09:13 PM (LoIJo)


Have at it. We obviously don't want it anymore.
Enjoy your, relatively, new carriers.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at March 09, 2015 09:18 PM (lY1vf)

95 66 Bills' face is beet red.

Liberals INSIST his vegan lifestyle is why he looks "so great".

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 09, 2015 09:11 PM (Bl4dy)


That's funny, I was thinking today that his nose looks so red and weird it looks like it's about to fall off his face and go join a Sex Cult.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at March 09, 2015 09:18 PM (xOu6p)

96 Who would do that for Lizzy Warren if she got a 3AM phone call?
Posted by: fluffy; Masshole at March 09, 2015 09:09 PM (Ua6T/)


Can you see smoke signals at 3AM?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at March 09, 2015 09:19 PM (+Fae7)

97 "Who would do that for Lizzy Warren if she got a 3AM phone call?"

Vice President Kerry.

I just figured it out: The reason why the VP goes in lieu of POTUS on so many trips is so he can do an op. When Secretary of State Dot Warner's efforts fail, Kerry goes up the Mekong River with a combat knife clutched in his teeth. He takes care of business and gets debriefed by President Warren personally, using flawless grammar. No Purple Hearts this time if he takes a round. No, sir. These missions are black.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 09, 2015 09:21 PM (8TqNO)

98 The only way Hillary could be any more badass is if she lifted her blouse and we saw Kojak staring back at us.

Posted by: Fritz at March 09, 2015 09:21 PM (dVmLD)

99 These are the role models of modern women?


Posted by: SGT York at March 09, 2015 09:17 PM (CPJLl)


For the kaRdAsHiaN kuLTurE?
Sure they are.
Not one accomplishment. NOT ONE, between the three.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at March 09, 2015 09:21 PM (lY1vf)

100 The only way Hillary could be any more badass is if she lifted her blouse and we saw Kojak staring back at us.


Posted by: Fritz at March 09, 2015 09:21 PM (dVmLD)


Thanks a heap, for that.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at March 09, 2015 09:22 PM (lY1vf)

101 That's Twiki from Buck Rogers in that picture, right?

Posted by: Dave S. at March 09, 2015 09:23 PM (UvR6d)

102 48
43 Who is Chelsea's dad?



That would be me.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at March 09, 2015 09:08 PM (xOu6p)

********************
I thought it was Webb Hubbell. Look at him. Look at Chelsea.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 09, 2015 09:26 PM (0AC4L)

103 The ip addy and Clinton.com were registered to get this Eric Hoteham puleeze is this a movie or a nightmare? somebody either turn the lights on or wake me up!

Posted by: Father Jones at March 09, 2015 09:26 PM (XYKz+)

104 Just one question. If the president is emailing Hillary, would he not get somewhat suspicious when she told him to email her at Hillary@HRC2016.com?

But he says he just heard about the private email server from the press just like the rest of us.

Posted by: Beeblebrox has 2 heads at March 09, 2015 09:29 PM (5UnPC)

105 I wonder how many actual children Bill has if Chelsea isnt his.

Posted by: AHFF Geoff at March 09, 2015 09:29 PM (yq7x7)

106 Howdy Doody was prettier than Chelsea

Posted by: Billygoatpuke at March 09, 2015 09:30 PM (l5QMI)

107
Ace should re-poat this tomorrow.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 09, 2015 09:34 PM (/Wi/Y)

108 105 I wonder how many actual children Bill has if Chelsea isnt his.
Posted by: AHFF Geoff at March 09, 2015 09:29 PM (yq7x7)


Bill is rumored to have quite a few children running around Arkansas. Most of the baby mama's worked for the state, or got nice paying jobs with the state after getting Baby mama'ed.

Young, old, black, white, Billy Jeff's dingle was quite active with the exception of Hillary!.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at March 09, 2015 09:34 PM (+Fae7)

109 Oh, my. I just pictured a Warren Administration. She would appoint cartoon characters to her cabinet, wouldn't she?
Posted by: FireHorse at March 09, 2015 09:12 PM (8TqNO)

Why not? Obama spends more time with Jay Z and Beyonce than he does his Cabinet.

Cartoon characters would be an improvement.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2015 09:43 PM (AEQXb)

110 When did Cankles decide the Mao Suit was flattering? I mean, whoa. I saw a little news clip tonight where she had some type of white piping on a fairly normal suit, but basically white arrows pointing to ample hips. She was sashaying up to podium and feeling her oats. But lately guess even lipo would not help. Huma? What are you doing? Was it Huma's idea to have her not have secure email? You'd think they'd learn after weinergate. She should embrace her caboose like Beyonce and start wearing that pantyhose fashion from Paris. That should get everyone's attention. Even Bill's (he looks tres haggard, guess the ole donor machine is going limp like the rest of him).

I wanna see the emails for the entire time, post British attack in Benghazi...so around June 2011 into "what does it matter anyway?" All of them...especially to anyone involved.

Morons, I may not be homeless. Inspection this week. If all goes well, and, so far, with this one it has (third one is charm, as we had to back out of second bid after realizing someone could build on the "private" land behind us). I just became "whatever, will believe it when I see it, c'est la vie" then this one worked. Maybe.

Posted by: ChristyB would not wear a tunic at March 09, 2015 09:46 PM (TIGDR)

111 Remember when wiping your cooter to use just one Clinton email.

Posted by: Cyndi Lauper at March 09, 2015 09:50 PM (mkQy0)

112 I've been saying he's been playing for the other team...now we know he's been letting them read our mail.

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2015 09:52 PM (mkQy0)

113 Is that a bullet proof muumuu she's wearing?

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2015 09:54 PM (mkQy0)

114 #43 shhh

Posted by: turkey baster at March 09, 2015 09:55 PM (mkQy0)

115 Does Cankles still have a dial up connection? Does her computer tell her "You've got mail."

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 09, 2015 09:56 PM (fLKzW)

116 So these "real women" were just teleprompter twats?

Or sycophantic sluts?

Or cankles kissers?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 09, 2015 10:00 PM (wdHk6)

117 I was already convinced Hillary was evil.

No need to splash out on shiny new Chairman Mao pantsuits to convince me.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 09, 2015 10:19 PM (lmdHn)

118 Not one accomplishment. NOT ONE, between the three.
__________________

Melinda Gates: married money

Chelsea Clinton: born into money

Hillary Clinton: married corrupt but talented politician and helped launder his dirty money.

Of the three, Hillary is arguably the most accomplished. After all, she did do some laundry -- which is more than one can say about Melinda or Chelsea.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 09, 2015 10:24 PM (lmdHn)

119 Won't matter. She is the next Pres unless her own side torpedoes her.
The GOPe certainly can't stop her.

Posted by: Trainer at March 09, 2015 10:51 PM (ytIUA)

120 Real women? As opposed to transgendered wannabe women?

Posted by: Brucette Jenner at March 10, 2015 12:11 AM (oKE6c)

121 102 48
43 Who is Chelsea's dad?



That would be me.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at March 09, 2015 09:08 PM (xOu6p)



Don't look at me.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at March 10, 2015 12:14 AM (oKE6c)

122 The metallic Chairman Mao pantsuit is a very bold statement.

Posted by: Bru at March 10, 2015 09:53 AM (dyGW3)

123 I know it's catty of me, but, I can't help it. It looks like Chelsea has her mother's sartorial sense. Black tights, nice blue dress, black motorcycle jacket.

She attends fashion week and thinks this sort of outfit works on her. No way.

Posted by: Susanamantha at March 10, 2015 10:46 AM (VOMks)

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Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat