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Overnight Open Thread (7 Mar 2015)
"Green" Products
Yeah, about those so-called "green" products. Hidden hazards found in 'green' products. Warbirds Of AmericaOut of 647 detainees who were released, 116 - or 18 percent - have been confirmed as "re-engaging" in terrorism, according to the report by the Director of National Intelligence.Dragon Force Cover
Of those, 25 are dead and 23 are back behind bars.
Another 11 percent of those released are "suspected" of re-engaging in their jihadi ways, according to the annual summary that is required by Congress.
Diane Nash reportedly told Martin she refused to march with Bush because, 'the Movement was about peace and non-violence and Bush is a man of war.'
I guess she does not know about Obama and his droning (the UAV type not his speeches). And Libya. And the air campaign in Syria and Iraq. Cat Video
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2015 10:06 PM (qyomX)
With the near infinite number of 'genders', anything can be considered a 'gender' by mentally ill special little snowflakes.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8385
Posted by: The Remembering Hat at March 07, 2015 10:07 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 07, 2015 10:08 PM (0Ew3K)
Fixed it for accuracy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 10:08 PM (10ydV)
Try not to turn this into a black dick, thread, ya?
That's what they do over at The Hostages. And we are not The Hotsauges.
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 07, 2015 10:09 PM (m7WCP)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 10:09 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: Some Poxy English Rock Band at March 07, 2015 10:09 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: fluffy at March 07, 2015 10:10 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 07, 2015 10:10 PM (YOPoU)
Fixed it for accuracy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 10:08 PM (10ydV)
Fixed again
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 10:10 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: G. Rodger Aimes at March 07, 2015 10:10 PM (8upoA)
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 07, 2015 10:09 PM (m7WCP)
Actually, over at The Hostages we mostly just do your mom.
Black Dicks are only for Black Dick Thursday. And your mom usually hogs them all anyway.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 10:11 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: tbodie at March 07, 2015 10:12 PM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 10:11 PM (10ydV)
Hahahahahaha.
How you doing CA?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 10:12 PM (GEICT)
Southpaws represent!!!
Me, my twin sister, and my mom (after polio forced her to convert).
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 10:12 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at March 07, 2015 10:12 PM (KuU4f)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 07, 2015 10:12 PM (vvS6Q)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 07, 2015 10:12 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 10:13 PM (10ydV)
Actually over at the hostages you fellate each other's pets and then yuck it up over funny lolcat pics.
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 07, 2015 10:13 PM (m7WCP)
Me, my twin sister, and my mom (after polio forced her to convert).
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 10:12 PM (TEpA2)
We really are better human beings.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 10:13 PM (GEICT)
Did she refuse to cross with Black Panthers?
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 07, 2015 10:13 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 10:09 PM (10ydV)
Funnier one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmWmSdJbFbs
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 07, 2015 10:13 PM (0Ew3K)
because, 'the Movement was about peace and non-violence and Bush is a
man of war.'"
Apparently she probably doesn't have a problem with a President that's selling her children and grand children into debt slavery though.....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 07, 2015 10:14 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at March 07, 2015 10:14 PM (KuU4f)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 10:13 PM (10ydV)
Got anything good to smoke?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 10:15 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 10:15 PM (ldFt4)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 07, 2015 10:15 PM (8zCR+)
Got anything good to smoke?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 10:15 PM (GEICT)
Ashton VSG.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 10:16 PM (10ydV)
Somebody had some nonsense about no souls, but piffle. We are just better humans.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 07, 2015 10:16 PM (1xUj/)
Southpaws represent!!!
Here, but after I broke my left elbow in 4 places, and made a one in a million recovery, I use both arms equally.
I make a point of writing and drawing with my right hand. It's just a little slower, for now.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 07, 2015 10:16 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: dogfish at March 07, 2015 10:16 PM (1vYi0)
The worst part about moving from CA to Texas is the word "y'all". I used to say it all the time in CA, but I'm afraid that if I do it here, folks might think the new Cali transplant is mocking them.
I've considered using "doods" instead, but it'll make me look like a retard.
Oops, too late.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 07, 2015 10:17 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 10:16 PM (10ydV)
Very nice.
Me? I'd pour myself a stiff drink, fire it up and chill. But then, I've been accused of being antisocial.
Which isn't true. I just like me better than I like other people.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 10:17 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 07, 2015 10:17 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: DC in River City at March 07, 2015 10:17 PM (e+1S5)
Didn't realize what it was at first then it hit me what all the pretty blue lights to the north were all about.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 07, 2015 10:17 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2015 10:18 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 07, 2015 10:19 PM (YOPoU)
(Not anyone here. I mean anyone at all.)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 10:15 PM (ldFt4)
I think it is going into its third season, and yes I have watched it.
Posted by: cm9000 at March 07, 2015 10:19 PM (8zCR+)
356 The Kenosha casino nix disappointed me.
Glad the legislature is proactive now. Because he sure isn't
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at
RE the casino. I was gaming out the scenario with a friend and we came to the conclusion that he should say no. Not that I thought it was a bad idea, but the timing sucks politically, and you can always say yes later*, and the rule of never taking a first offer in a negotiation.
Then, Hard Rock came back with 200mil in sweeteners for the NBA mansion, and I thought, this is vindication for saying no the first time, he'll look like a negotiating genius if he says yes now.
But he didn't and now I'm a little confused, other than Iowa political considerations.
*Say no to building or bonding for anything, and those in favor won't relent. Say yes once and you're on the hook. Kinda like sex.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 07, 2015 10:15 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 07, 2015 10:19 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at March 07, 2015 10:19 PM (KuU4f)
Actually over at the hostages you fellate each other's pets and then yuck it up over funny lolcat pics.
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 07, 2015 10:13 PM (m7WCP)
Oh shit, I think
B
l
a
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r
just showed up.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scampr formerly MrCaniac at March 07, 2015 10:19 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: DC in River City at March 07, 2015 10:17 PM (e+1S5)
True. But still better than you!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 10:19 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Ready for Hillary!!11!! at March 07, 2015 10:20 PM (Dwehj)
Yeah, I think I'll stay home and try to write.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 10:20 PM (10ydV)
Didn't realize what it was at first then it hit me what all the pretty blue lights to the north were all about.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 07, 2015 10:17 PM (zRby/)
If you saw blue you saw good Northern Lights. The standard is green.
The best I ever saw was at Lake Louise. Blues, greens, yellows pinks, purples.
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 10:20 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Mano war at March 07, 2015 10:20 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 10:20 PM (ldFt4)
Posted by: Jay in Ames at March 07, 2015 10:21 PM (2kmsv)
Posted by: Jay in Ames at March 07, 2015 10:21 PM (2kmsv)
Yesterday I wasted a half hour of my life on google trying to determine if I have green or hazel eyes.
I was born with dark brown eyes and have been turning green since my 20's.
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 07, 2015 10:22 PM (m7WCP)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 10:20 PM (10ydV)
Oh now you've done it. You know I've got to ask. What do you write?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 10:22 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 07, 2015 10:19 PM (YOPoU)
And they make lots of money as relief pitchers.
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 10:22 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Jay in Ames at March 07, 2015 10:21 PM (2kmsv)
Leon swears they're women. I think he's lying. Lot of adam's apples.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 10:23 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scampr formerly MrCaniac at March 07, 2015 10:19 PM (+Fae7)
Really, where?
Posted by: cm9000 at March 07, 2015 10:23 PM (8zCR+)
Always amusing even when they're being annoying.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 07, 2015 10:23 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Jay in Ames at March 07, 2015 10:21 PM (2kmsv)
What if they are albino...
Posted by: The Albino Hat at March 07, 2015 10:23 PM (0Ew3K)
(Not anyone here. I mean anyone at all.)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 10:15 PM (ldFt4)
I've seen the ad with the woman taking her dress off to reveal a matching red bra and panty set.
If the show has that every episode, I may just catch it.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scampr formerly MrCaniac at March 07, 2015 10:23 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 10:22 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 07, 2015 10:23 PM (YOPoU)
Sounds like the mushroom thread.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 07, 2015 10:24 PM (W5DcG)
I think the Jags have decided their best hope is to be the new London franchise and they're going for that old WLAF look.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 07, 2015 10:24 PM (vvS6Q)
Posted by: Chamber of Commerce at March 07, 2015 10:24 PM (Sq/No)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 07, 2015 10:25 PM (UZBFV)
Posted by: dogfish at March 07, 2015 10:25 PM (1vYi0)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 07, 2015 10:23 PM (8zCR+)
The comment about The Hostages. Not really
B
l
a
z
e
r
but it was what
B
l
a
z
e
r
would have said.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scampr formerly MrCaniac at March 07, 2015 10:26 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 10:22 PM (GEICT)
Fantasy short stories, mostly.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 10:26 PM (10ydV)
Someone's feeling uppity now that he has a fancy podcast. Well, AtC has a podcast anyway.
Posted by: DC in River City at March 07, 2015 10:27 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at March 07, 2015 10:12 PM (KuU4f)
But just think about how this is a step in combating Global Warming an how you'll get the hour back next fall when you really need it!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 07, 2015 10:27 PM (ftVQq)
Also, four hour round trips suck, even without a broken leg. Oh well, at least I got ice cream out of the deal.
Posted by: pookysgirl sometimes hates touchscreens at March 07, 2015 10:27 PM (W2hCa)
Oh now you've done it. You know I've got to ask. What do you write?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 10:22 PM (GEICT)
Fantasy short stories, mostly.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 10:26 PM (10ydV)
In other words, Penthouse Forum letters.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 07, 2015 10:27 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 07, 2015 10:27 PM (T1005)
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 07, 2015 10:13 PM (m7WCP)
Sheeplove Wednesday is an ancient and time-honored tradition. And I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 10:27 PM (10ydV)
There was a fishing equivalent of the Horde back then, so even though a couple of other Horde equivalent fishermen were there and saw it I was accused of certain drug involvement.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 07, 2015 10:27 PM (1xUj/)
It was pretty disappointing and I'm pretty easy-going with my escapist viewing, limited as it is. The entire Danny Pink thing just felt forced and it lasted the entire damn season. Aside from the bank heist episode, most of them weren't very fun which kind of what separate Doctor Who from a lot of other sci-fi.
They ended nicely on the Christmas episode. The Doctor and Clara are in a nice place and I hope next season is better.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 07, 2015 10:28 PM (AC0lD)
I mean, shit, it has to. An extra hour of sunlight.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 07, 2015 10:28 PM (bXHLH)
Baby Boomers and their grand kids. Lots of cool cars. Just guys hanging out, sort of cool.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2015 10:28 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 10:26 PM (10ydV)
Very cool.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 10:28 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 07, 2015 10:28 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Jen Psocki-Bono at March 07, 2015 10:29 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 07, 2015 10:29 PM (UZBFV)
1. Make illegals citizens.
2. Raise minimum wage.
3. ???
4. Cheap labor!
Posted by: Chamber of Commerce at March 07, 2015 10:24 PM (Sq/No)
I think that actually goes like:
1. Bring in illegals
2. Get cheap labor
3. Profit
Posted by: cm9000 at March 07, 2015 10:29 PM (8zCR+)
Posted by: DC in River City at March 07, 2015 10:27 PM (e+1S5)
Yes she does. And I make it fancy. By, you know, recording it and cutting and splicing and all that technical woohoo.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 10:30 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 07, 2015 10:30 PM (UZBFV)
Posted by: Jim Crochet at March 07, 2015 10:30 PM (W5DcG)
That thought has actually crossed my mind.
(Twice, actually. The other time was when the Bills' uniforms looked as though they were courting Toronto - two shades of Argos blue, stripes all over the place - it was a mess.)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 10:31 PM (ldFt4)
In other words, Penthouse Forum letters.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 07, 2015 10:27 PM (ynQIy)
Honestly, only one of those, and only because an 'ette requested it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 10:31 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: dogfish at March 07, 2015 10:31 PM (1vYi0)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2015 10:18 PM (0FSuD)
The narrative is sure powerful. I guess since the entire Republican Party didn't show up to kiss the ring, they remain the evil racist party.
Per some other sources, there were 23 R's of various stripes that showed up, unlike Hillary!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 07, 2015 10:32 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 07, 2015 10:32 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Miss Teen America at March 07, 2015 10:32 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 10:28 PM (GEICT)
Thanks. I've been bad recently. In the last year I've hardly written anything. I've been nugging along with this one bit by bit but every time I plan to write something comes up.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 10:33 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 07, 2015 10:33 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Colorado
Obama quit. The end.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 07, 2015 10:28 PM (YOPoU)
Damn that's funny shit. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 07, 2015 10:34 PM (FMbng)
- Kneel deGrassyknoll Tysoneon -
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 07, 2015 10:35 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 07, 2015 10:35 PM (UZBFV)
I figured after putting up with Texas heat and droughts for three years, I was allowed to say y'all.
Posted by: pookysgirl sometimes hates touchscreens at March 07, 2015 10:35 PM (W2hCa)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 07, 2015 10:35 PM (8zCR+)
Typical right-winger advocating people saving their own daylight. It's just fine the way it is, with the government saving the daylight for us.
(In fact, daylight-rich states should contribute their fair share for the benefit of daylight-challenged states.)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 10:36 PM (ldFt4)
From the previous thread...
Southpaws represent!!!
Me, my twin sister, and my mom (after polio forced her to convert).
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 10:12 PM (TEpA2)
You're a sweetheart.....it hardly seems like there's anything sinister about you......
Posted by: cthulhu at March 07, 2015 10:36 PM (T1005)
Actually over at the hostages you fellate each other's pets and then yuck it up over funny lolcat pics.
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 07, 2015 10:13 PM (m7WCP)
I see we're starting off with a friendly game of Tiddlywinks....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 07, 2015 10:37 PM (T1005)
My grandfather had a dairy farm, and I helped him carry those darn cans to the road to be picked up.
Old is ugly.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2015 10:37 PM (0FSuD)
He lives in the National Clock House so he'd be the expert.
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 10:37 PM (ldFt4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 07, 2015 10:38 PM (UZBFV)
Well, the sun kind of wobbles in its rotation around our planet. When it wobbles to the left, we turn the clocks back. When it wobbles to the right, we turn them forward. Easy, peasy.
Posted by: Uncle Joe Busyhands at March 07, 2015 10:38 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 10:36 PM (ldFt4)
Geez, I hope no members of the Zero administration are reading this blog, they might try to do that one: Redistribution of Photons For Equality!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 07, 2015 10:39 PM (ftVQq)
Does anybody watch "Bates Motel" on AE?
Mrs. Chronda likes it. I don't. Which means I get to watch it anyway.
Just like The Love Boat when I was a youngun; five sisters vs two brothers means I had to watch The Love Boat.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 07, 2015 10:40 PM (o78gS)
TV Review: The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable? More like unwatchable - lol!
Tina Fey + SJW = Straight to Netflix. Nothing like a gay black Yoda character to make you pull ripcord. And Ellie Kemper is rather long in the tooth to be doing adorable anymore.
Best thing about the show is the very catchy theme song:
http://youtu.be/WYNbp0u8WjA
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 07, 2015 10:40 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 07, 2015 10:40 PM (7w/kf)
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 10:41 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Uncle Joe Busyhands at March 07, 2015 10:38 PM (Dwehj)/i]
Works for me!
Posted by: Claudius Ptolemy at March 07, 2015 10:42 PM (0Ew3K)
Selma the $hitty movie or the place where that commie whore monger invented peanut butter?
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 07, 2015 10:35 PM (UZBFV)
No I think that was at Tuskegee, where Booker T Washington was a professor. He should have a holiday, not MLK
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2015 10:42 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 10:42 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Uncle Joe Busyhands at March 07, 2015 10:42 PM (Dwehj)
NO. THANK. YOU.
Cold. Bugs. Wet. Animals. (did I say Bugs?) Diseases. Dirt.
It is not the pleasant idyllic lifestyle some try to make it seem.
And that was in areas of civilization.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 07, 2015 10:42 PM (zRby/)
I highly doubt they are (of course, certain alphabet soup agencies would be) because we'd hear about their bubble being broken and the ensuing massive heart attacks.
Posted by: pookysgirl sometimes hates touchscreens at March 07, 2015 10:43 PM (W2hCa)
Both my parents are leftys and I'm a righty. I must be the mailman's
kid. Though there are some things I exclusively do left handed.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at March 07, 2015 10:14 PM (KuU4f)
Do tell.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 07, 2015 10:43 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 10:42 PM (TEpA2)
ha ha, did you get the wine I sent over?
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2015 10:44 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 07, 2015 10:44 PM (W5DcG)
Honestly, only one of those, and only because an 'ette requested it.
I can just see it now:
Dear Penthouse Forum,
I never thought these stories were true until this happened to me. One day I was innocently reading a moronblog when suddenly...
Posted by: Anachronda at March 07, 2015 10:45 PM (o78gS)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 07, 2015 10:40 PM (7w/kf)
Schools should start later in general.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 10:45 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2015 10:44 PM (0FSuD)
I'm stockpiled with Virginia wine, thanks.
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 10:45 PM (TEpA2)
Leave it to the government to fuck a clock twice a year
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 07, 2015 10:32 PM (YOPoU)
*golf clap*
Posted by: cthulhu at March 07, 2015 10:45 PM (T1005)
And Moffat seems to love messing with his audience's heads. When he reverses the credits following Clara's big opening revelation, that was just a lovely touch.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 07, 2015 10:45 PM (XO6WW)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at March 07, 2015 10:14 PM (KuU4f)
Do tell.....
Really. Asking for
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 07, 2015 10:45 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: otho at March 07, 2015 10:46 PM (tBSrv)
I remember I wasn't any use till about 9:00Am.
(still aren't I'm trying to catch up).
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 07, 2015 10:46 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2015 10:47 PM (m7WCP)
Posted by: Anachronda
-------------------------
Stranger things have happened here...
Posted by: shredded chi at March 07, 2015 10:47 PM (4MUh9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 07, 2015 10:47 PM (UZBFV)
<<<Vendette>>> I agree with cthulhu's assessment (about how well you hide the sinister part).
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 07, 2015 10:47 PM (ftVQq)
96
Selma the $hitty movie or the place where that commie whore monger invented peanut butter?
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 07, 2015 10:35 PM (UZBFV)
No I think that was at Tuskegee, where Booker T Washington was a professor. He should have a holiday, not MLK
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2015 10:42 PM (0FSuD)
MLK, a Republican, said a lot of thoughtful and wise things.....which are today held up by Democrats to support mindless stupidity.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 07, 2015 10:48 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 07, 2015 10:48 PM (XO6WW)
In the summer months, after the clocks are adjusted forward, people go to work in the dark, and after work it stays daylight until midnight. People don't get any sleep and are tired and cranky all summer. No daylight is saved during the summer months either. In fact, everyone consumes as much daylight as possible, to the point of exhaustion, and daylight is wasted.
Of course, in the winter months, everyone is drunk and cranky.
Posted by: G. Rodger Aimes at March 07, 2015 10:48 PM (8upoA)
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 10:45 PM (TEpA2)
As a Virginian I approve of your taste. Westmoreland Co, 1640
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2015 10:48 PM (0FSuD)
What part of Texas did you move to?
Posted by: lindafell doesn't want to care anymore at March 07, 2015 10:49 PM (LbPGR)
Detroit 2015
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 07, 2015 10:44 PM (W5DcG)
2015? Heck, I remember Crowder doing a video several years ago of all the ruin of Detroit. Still don't understand how they've managed to keep 4 professional teams.
Posted by: pookysgirl sometimes hates touchscreens at March 07, 2015 10:49 PM (W2hCa)
I don't think King was really a Republican. I hear this a lot. But there's also a lot of evidence he was sympathetic to communism.
All in all, I don't very much like King as a man.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2015 10:49 PM (m7WCP)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 10:49 PM (ldFt4)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 07, 2015 10:47 PM (ftVQq)
Delicate Flower of Innocent Virtue!!!!!!!
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 10:50 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 07, 2015 10:47 PM (ftVQq)
See, after watching her take part in the dramatic reading, while bouncing on a mini-trampoline, it's hard to view her as sinister.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 10:50 PM (GEICT)
things.....which are today held up by Democrats to support mindless
stupidity.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 07, 2015 10:48 PM (T1005)
So true. He would have never approved of Affirmative Action. It would have been an insult.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2015 10:50 PM (0FSuD)
Today I just happened to see a photo of King with President Eisenhower. I had no idea he went that far back with presidents.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2015 10:50 PM (m7WCP)
Sorry, but Booker T Washington just does NOT fit the narrative, thus he is essentially a non-person of color.
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 07, 2015 10:50 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2015 10:47 PM (m7WCP)
Sure you got that right?
Posted by: cm9000 at March 07, 2015 10:51 PM (8zCR+)
139 What dating site should a Christian black farmer in his fifties use?
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 10:49 PM (ldFt4)
This should be interesting...............
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 07, 2015 10:52 PM (YOPoU)
So let's do an ONT poll. Who's a leftie? Who's a rightie? Who's ambisinister?
I'm a Rightie.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 07, 2015 10:53 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 10:50 PM (TEpA2)
And snow shoveler extrodinare. Now if you can filet fish you would be the perfect woman
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 07, 2015 10:54 PM (YOPoU)
What dating site should a Christian black farmer in his fifties use?
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 10:49 PM (ldFt4)
I am think the AME Baptist Church will be your best bet. Bring a casserole .
I am serious here.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2015 10:54 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 10:49 PM (ldFt4)
Whatever he wants?
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 10:54 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 07, 2015 10:54 PM (UZBFV)
Well, as I showed above, among my siblings it's 25%.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2015 10:54 PM (m7WCP)
I'm a Rightie.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 07, 2015 10:53 PM (KH1sk)
Leftie
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 10:54 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 07, 2015 10:55 PM (/cvEu)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 07, 2015 10:55 PM (JCdoo)
Posted by: otho at March 07, 2015 10:55 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: G. Rodger Aimes at March 07, 2015 10:48 PM (8upoA)
In high school, I'd get on the bus at 0710 before sunrise. I'd get off around 1630, as the sun was setting. Yeah, daylight savings didn't make much sense to me at that time.
Posted by: pookysgirl sometimes hates touchscreens at March 07, 2015 10:55 PM (W2hCa)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 07, 2015 10:55 PM (UZBFV)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 07, 2015 10:55 PM (8zCR+)
Shit, if Vendette can fillet a fish I'll propose here and now.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 07, 2015 10:55 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Jean at March 07, 2015 10:56 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 07, 2015 10:54 PM (UZBFV)
---
I thought most Asians forced their leftie loinfruit to switch dominant hands. Chinese do (or at least did).
Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 07, 2015 10:56 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 07, 2015 10:56 PM (YOPoU)
I didn't choose to be left handed. I was born this way.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2015 10:56 PM (m7WCP)
Nice herb farm in Huron Ohio that has many hardy types of mint plant.
http://mulberrycreek.com/
And you use those to make a julep, and so, On Topic.
They are also heavily into Garden Railroading and all the scale bonsai to go with it, which is just too fey for words, except I really really want one. But I want one big enough to ride on.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 07, 2015 10:56 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 10:57 PM (TEpA2)
Aren't most Japs left handed?
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 07, 2015 10:54 PM (UZBFV)
No, but we've had 16 years of left handed Presidents. ENOUGH
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2015 10:57 PM (0FSuD)
"50plusblackchristianfarmers.com".....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 07, 2015 10:57 PM (vvS6Q)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2015 10:57 PM (m7WCP)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 07, 2015 10:57 PM (UZBFV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 07, 2015 10:54 PM (UZBFV)
Just the opposite, from what I've read.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 10:58 PM (GEICT)
I didn't choose to be left handed. I was born this way.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2015 10:56 PM (m7WCP)
So you didn't go to prison to learn this?
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2015 10:58 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 10:58 PM (ldFt4)
Posted by: Vendette
What about that twin sister? I thought all you Canadians fished, trapped, hunted & played hockey
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 07, 2015 10:59 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 07, 2015 10:59 PM (vvS6Q)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 07, 2015 10:59 PM (/cvEu)
FAQ
How do you write like that??
Like what?
How do you write while covering up with your hand what you just wrote?
Easy.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2015 10:59 PM (m7WCP)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 10:59 PM (ldFt4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 07, 2015 10:59 PM (YOPoU)
Twin is also a lefty. It's been a while since I've fished and played hockey...
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 11:00 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 11:01 PM (GEICT)
Eastern Massachusetts, or further north? A little further east and you are in a different time zone.
http://www.timeanddate.com/time/map/
Posted by: G. Rodger Aimes at March 07, 2015 11:03 PM (8upoA)
the other of steel,
if the right one don't a get ya
then the leff one will.
'sow I roll
30 years ago
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 07, 2015 11:03 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 11:01 PM (GEICT)
It's kid friendly I presume?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 07, 2015 11:03 PM (/cvEu)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at March 07, 2015 10:14 PM (KuU4f)
****************
Nah. It's the same situation with me. What I think it is, is that as a child, you see your parents make all sorts of silly, bizarre, irrational, unjust judgments because of their liberalism, and you end up innoculated for life. Kind of like the strongest opponents of communism are often those (like Ayn Rand) who came from communist countries.
Posted by: Briscilla Jenner at March 07, 2015 11:03 PM (XrHO0)
Rightie, but I can shoot, throw and punch southpaw. I cannot write lefty though. I tried, but it looks worse than my four yer old's writing.
Posted by: DC in River City at March 07, 2015 11:03 PM (e+1S5)
I've listened to all your podcast and enjoy then. Though I have to listen with earbuds because kids.
Posted by: lindafell doesn't want to care anymore at March 07, 2015 11:03 PM (LbPGR)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 07, 2015 11:04 PM (St6l/)
On more than one occasion I had people so perplexed at the way I write they demonstrated how I look to them.
They were like this is you. They took a pen and curled their wrists like it was deformed, hunched over the paper like they just returned from the steeple, and scratched a few letters on a piece of paper.
I'm like I don't look like that.
Yes you do!!
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2015 11:04 PM (m7WCP)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 07, 2015 11:03 PM (/cvEu)
Um, sure, yeah, let's go with that.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 11:04 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2015 11:05 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 11:06 PM (TEpA2)
I've listened to all your podcast and enjoy then. Though I have to listen with earbuds because kids.
Posted by: lindafell doesn't want to care anymore at March 07, 2015 11:03 PM (LbPGR)
Thank you! And yeah, that's probably a good idea.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 11:06 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2015 11:07 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 07, 2015 11:08 PM (YOPoU)
I don't think King was really a Republican. I hear this a lot. But
there's also a lot of evidence he was sympathetic to communism.
All in all, I don't very much like King as a man.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2015 10:49 PM (m7WCP)
Portraying the Republican Party -- a party actually formed to end slavery and that pursued equal rights for a century thereafter until finally defeating Democrat resistance and passing the civil rights legislation of the 1960s -- as racist; while portraying the Democrats -- who used the KKK as shock troops and had an Exalted Cyclops of the KKK as Senator until 2010, as well as being the party of Bull Connor -- as champions of black advancement....is the most telling indication that the media and academia are total lying shitweasels.
As for the man, it's harder to say -- I was at the MLK memorial on the mall over last year's Labor Day holiday.....and the words projected on the walls were good ones. They filled me with disquiet, however, because they have so frequently been used as a club by shitstains like Holder, Sharpton, Jackson, and Obama to call for the exact opposite of their literal, plain meaning.
The fiancee and I visited
Posted by: cthulhu at March 07, 2015 11:08 PM (T1005)
Although some ambidexterity is also nice. For example, I am my own reasonably proficient table tennis doubles team. Don't judge me.
Posted by: Piercello at March 07, 2015 11:08 PM (QJCCx)
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 11:08 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015
Stabbing?
Cutting?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 07, 2015 11:09 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: dogfish at March 07, 2015 11:09 PM (1vYi0)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 07, 2015 11:10 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 07, 2015 11:09 PM (YOPoU)
Cutting.
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 11:10 PM (TEpA2)
Fucking slackers.
*didn't know I could listen on iPad and still post.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 07, 2015 11:10 PM (/cvEu)
With me it's the orientation of the paper. "You write sideways! It's weird!" I just ask if it's legible. (It is.)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 11:11 PM (ldFt4)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 07, 2015 11:11 PM (/cvEu)
Though there are some things I exclusively do left handed.
Posted by: DangerGirl
Tell me more....
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at March 07, 2015 11:11 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at March 07, 2015 11:11 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Piercello at March 07, 2015
Don't plant the idea.
/////
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 07, 2015 11:12 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: pookysgirl sometimes hates touchscreens at March 07, 2015 10:49 PM (W2hCa)
*smiles*
Posted by: Satan at March 07, 2015 11:12 PM (0Ew3K)
With me it's the orientation of the paper. "You write sideways! It's weird!"
Yep, heard that a few times!
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2015 11:12 PM (m7WCP)
What's left? Right. No, what's left? Right. No, is there any meatloaf remaining? Right. Well is there? Left? YES!
No.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 07, 2015 11:12 PM (vvS6Q)
Fucking slackers.
*didn't know I could listen on iPad and still post.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 07, 2015 11:10 PM (/cvEu)
Yeah it's a running joke off air on who's going to break first.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 11:13 PM (GEICT)
With me it's the orientation of the paper. "You write sideways! It's weird!" I just ask if it's legible. (It is.)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 11:11 PM (ldFt4)
I don't write like that. I write upright and if I smear the ink, oh well.
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 11:13 PM (TEpA2)
Ate at Poogan's Porch tonight. Highly recommend. The duck and gnocchi dish was fantastic, and they will give you their biscuit recipe if asked.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 07, 2015 11:13 PM (eRwKX)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 07, 2015 11:03 PM (/cvEu)
Sure, if you're kid is a longshoreman.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 11:13 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Evening Mr. Hammer. Quite the friend, related to Biden?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 07, 2015 11:13 PM (YOPoU)
I'm a lefty who has problems with lefty scissors. Give me the righty scissors, because I know what to do with them.
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 11:06 PM (TEpA2)
Stab Nip Sip??? *looks alarmed*
Posted by: cthulhu at March 07, 2015 11:13 PM (T1005)
Posted by: pookysgirl sometimes hates touchscreens at March 07, 2015 10:49 PM (W2hCa)
That and more:
http://tinyurl.com/afvrenr
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 07, 2015 11:13 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: otho at March 07, 2015 11:13 PM (tBSrv)
http://www.timeanddate.com/time/map/
Posted by: G. Rodger Aimes at March 07, 2015 11:03 PM (8upoA)
Northwest Iowa. Our school got away with having the kids ride more than an hour on the bus because we were a private school.
Posted by: pookysgirl sometimes hates touchscreens at March 07, 2015 11:14 PM (W2hCa)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 07, 2015 11:14 PM (JCdoo)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2015 11:15 PM (0FSuD)
Red Eye Out Of Charleston would make a great country song...sung by Glen Campbell
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2015 11:15 PM (m7WCP)
I respectfully disagree.
Everything you said is dead-on correct but the bigger lie in my opinion is how the Nazis (you know, the National Socialist German Workers Party) was right-wing.
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 11:15 PM (ldFt4)
I have a super cool Italian glass pen that has a spiral tip and can be dipped in ink and still work for left handed drawing and writing.
That and the sex tapes are the best things left from my relationship with the Italian.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 07, 2015 11:16 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 11:06 PM (TEpA2)
Stab Nip Sip??? *looks alarmed*
Posted by: cthulhu at March 07, 2015 11:13 PM (T1005)
*Excellent*
Posted by: Mr. Burns at March 07, 2015 11:16 PM (TEpA2)
I mouse with my left hand, but touch-pad mouse with my right. Makes no sense!
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2015 11:17 PM (m7WCP)
Posted by: dogfish at March 07, 2015 11:17 PM (1vYi0)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 07, 2015 11:17 PM (JCdoo)
It's a vast right-wing conspiracy!!1!
Or half-vast, anyway...
Posted by: Piercello at March 07, 2015 11:17 PM (QJCCx)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 07, 2015 11:18 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 07, 2015 11:10 PM (T1005)
-------
I'm a leftie trapped in a right handed body.
Posted by: Briscilla Jenner at March 07, 2015 11:18 PM (cIoI4)
If humans had evolved with 8 arms, like an octopus, would we make a distinction between left and right handed?"
We might be "right-halfed" and "left-halfed."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 07, 2015 11:18 PM (vvS6Q)
Good night, everyone!
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 11:18 PM (TEpA2)
Morons get 10% off tomorrow at the leftorium, just use coupon code "pudding to the left"
Posted by: Ned Flanders at March 07, 2015 11:19 PM (X3xYu)
My first gut reaction was that we should not make jokes about minorities.
That was the real indication that I had to get out of there. That and the fact that I was puking every morning because of the job.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2015 11:19 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 07, 2015 11:19 PM (/cvEu)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 11:19 PM (GEICT)
Darn it Jinx, I can't believe that blew right by me!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 07, 2015 11:19 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 07, 2015 11:19 PM (ftVQq)
Have you noticed?
Hold it in your left hand, turn pages with your right.
Otherwise, your left hand blocks your view of the page.
Posted by: G. Rodger Aimes at March 07, 2015 11:19 PM (8upoA)
Everything you said is dead-on correct but the bigger lie in my opinion is how the Nazis (you know, the National Socialist German Workers Party) was right-wing.
They justify this by saying the Nazis were authoritarians, and all authoritarians are right wing.
Which implies that all left wing groups are liberal, lax, and light-handed.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2015 11:20 PM (m7WCP)
That's what they all say.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 07, 2015 10:59 PM (vvS6Q)
Chirality is just a social construct...
Posted by: The Chiral Hat at March 07, 2015 11:20 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Vendette at March 07, 2015 11:06 PM (TEpA2)
Stab Nip Sip??? *looks alarmed*
Posted by: cthulhu at March 07, 2015 11:13 PM (T1005)
*Excellent*
Posted by: Mr. Burns at March
No wonder why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 07, 2015 11:21 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Beria, the Juju Zombie at March 07, 2015 11:23 PM (ztOda)
Some people don't realize that they chew mostly on one side of their mouth.
I broke a back tooth and found out the hard that this is true. It was difficult at first to train myself to chew on my left side until my tooth was repaired.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2015 11:23 PM (m7WCP)
I love catprin. Haven't seen that in a while. Remember the animal hat gang from Cattown?
Posted by: Nickle eyed chewed chess queues at March 07, 2015 11:23 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 11:15 PM (ldFt4)
NAZIs were hardcore collectivists:
http://tinyurl.com/nfaed38
The ironic thing is that Hitler was the moderate while the Strasser Bros. were the hardcore NAZIs.
Read their 25-point program and tell me how it isn't Leftwing?
http://tinyurl.com/qbrtbq8
Posted by: The Anti-Socialist Hat at March 07, 2015 11:23 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 07, 2015 11:21 PM (YOPoU)
Well, that and the hobo carcasses out back. Mostly the hobo carcasses.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 11:23 PM (GEICT)
Can't wait for the film Ferguson.
Posted by: t-bird at March 07, 2015 11:23 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: ChrisP at March 07, 2015 11:24 PM (Ib3Td)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 07, 2015 11:24 PM (vvS6Q)
Posted by: Beria, the Juju Zombie at March 07, 2015 11:24 PM (ztOda)
cthulhu @ 195 -
I respectfully disagree.
Everything you said is dead-on correct but the bigger lie in my
opinion is how the Nazis (you know, the National Socialist German
Workers Party) was right-wing.
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 11:15 PM (ldFt4)
Yes, claiming the National Socialist German Workers Party wasn't Socialist is A Big Lie....but they, at least, had the excuse that Americans don't do well in foreign languages.
That the Republican Party -- which was founded by anti-slavery activists in 1854 and whose first President, Abraham Lincoln, panicked the South into secession and open revolt by being elected in 1860 -- should be tarred as insufficiently anti-slavery is gross slander.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 07, 2015 11:25 PM (T1005)
Posted by: pookysgirl sometimes hates touchscreens at March 07, 2015 10:49 PM (W2hCa)
Television and the suburbs.
National TV pays the bills for the NBA and NFL. Local TV pays the bills for MLB. The suburbs contains the ticket buyers for the NHL.
I don't think of the Detroit teams as being "Detroit", more like they are "Michigan".
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scampr formerly MrCaniac at March 07, 2015 11:25 PM (+Fae7)
Have you noticed?
Hold it in your left hand, turn pages with your right.
Otherwise, your left hand blocks your view of the page.
Posted by: G. Rodger Aimes at March 07, 2015 11:19 PM (8upoA)
It's easier to write from Left-to-Right as a right hander.
This would suggest that those languages written Right-to-Left were not as widely used as written languages amongst the populace at large.
Posted by: The Pseudo-Chiral Hat at March 07, 2015 11:26 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Fort Worth Mike at March 07, 2015 11:26 PM (piR98)
Posted by: The Pseudo-Chiral Hat at March 07, 2015 11:26 PM (0Ew3K)
And/Or were created by people who were left handed.
Posted by: G. Rodger Aimes at March 07, 2015 11:28 PM (8upoA)
Posted by: Jean at March 07, 2015 11:28 PM (ztOda)
I have little difficulty writing left to right.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2015 11:28 PM (m7WCP)
Someday we'll communicate telepathically..
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2015 11:29 PM (m7WCP)
Posted by: Jean at March 07, 2015 11:29 PM (ztOda)
it's really like 1230 am already..
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2015 11:30 PM (m7WCP)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 07, 2015 11:30 PM (vvS6Q)
Posted by: Sassy Gay Black Yoda at March 07, 2015 11:31 PM (+4uXG)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 11:31 PM (ldFt4)
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 07, 2015 11:33 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 07, 2015 11:24 PM (vvS6Q)
http://tinyurl.com/lu5t7h9
Amino acids are pretty much all chiral:
"Typical naturally occurring proteins, made of L amino acids, are known as left-handed proteins, whereas D amino acids produce right-handed proteins."
The anime "Betterman" (IIRC) posited a superhuman with the opposite chirality amino acids.
Mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsa7u3wh7lE
Posted by: 化学帽子 at March 07, 2015 11:33 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 07, 2015 11:34 PM (AxABj)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 11:31 PM (ldFt4)
Who engaged in pagan ceremonies...
Posted by: The Ceremonial hat at March 07, 2015 11:34 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 11:34 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 07, 2015 11:35 PM (21IVk)
Ever see an English-Hebrew/Hebrew-English dictionary? Two front covers!
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 11:35 PM (ldFt4)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 07, 2015 11:36 PM (AxABj)
Stateless, of course it doesn't hurt that Jenna Coleman is just
adorable, as far as I'm concerned. And the touch with the Brigadier was
outstanding.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 07, 2015 10:48 PM (XO6WW)
Yeah, I'm watching pretty much just for her. She is adorable.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 07, 2015 11:37 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 11:37 PM (ldFt4)
I really love this time of year. I get up early to go workout before work, and now I've got some daylight in the morning so I can go run. Boy, it's just awesome. I just hope there's not completely pointless government mandate that will arbitrarily move the clocks forward, therefore depriving me of morning sunlight all in the interest of "saving energy," despite all the studies that show it doesn't save a damned kilowatt-hour of electricity. No way our government is THAT stupid, right?
Posted by: Paul at March 07, 2015 11:37 PM (nyj40)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 07, 2015 11:37 PM (+4uXG)
Posted by: Jean at March 07, 2015 11:28 PM (ztOda)
Looks like the interstate comes right to the arena, and they probably have excellent security in the parking lots.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scampr formerly MrCaniac at March 07, 2015 11:37 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: T-1000 at March 07, 2015 11:37 PM (yl/WE)
Posted by: dogfish at March 07, 2015 11:38 PM (1vYi0)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 11:31 PM (ldFt4)
Who engaged in pagan ceremonies...
Posted by: The Ceremonial hat at March 07, 2015 11:34 PM (0Ew3K)
I'm catholic, but I play Viking metal. Good god, I'm a Nazi?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 07, 2015 11:38 PM (FMbng)
Agreed.
(Copied and pasted because it's worth repeating.)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 11:39 PM (ldFt4)
Posted by: Infidel at March 07, 2015 11:41 PM (hzk7S)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 07, 2015 11:37 PM (+4uXG)
Are you talking a trem bridge, or just the arm itself?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 07, 2015 11:41 PM (FMbng)
... and performed abortions. (Health-food freaks, too.)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 07, 2015 11:37 PM (ldFt4)
========
And rewrote Christmas carols to expunge any Christian sentiments...
Posted by: Sister Sestina at March 07, 2015 11:43 PM (fjP++)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 07, 2015 11:44 PM (AxABj)
Posted by: Jean at March 07, 2015 11:44 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: G. Rodger Aimes at March 07, 2015 11:44 PM (8upoA)
Posted by: Nickle eyed chewed chess queues at March 07, 2015 11:44 PM (3F6F8)
Politically, the Manifesto calls for:
Universal suffrage with a lowered voting age to 18 years, and voting and electoral office eligibility for all age 25 and up;
Proportional representation on a regional basis;
Voting for women (which was opposed by most other European nations);
Representation at government level of newly created national councils by economic sector;
The abolition of the Italian Senate (at the time, the Senate, as the upper house of parliament, was by process elected by the wealthier citizens, but were in reality direct appointments by the king. It has been described as a sort of extended council of the crown);
The formation of a national council of experts for labor, for industry, for transportation, for the public health, for communications, etc. Selections to be made of professionals or of tradesmen with legislative powers, and elected directly to a general commission with ministerial powers.
In labor and social policy, the Manifesto calls for:
The quick enactment of a law of the state that sanctions an eight-hour workday for all workers;
A minimum wage;
The participation of workers' representatives in the functions of industry commissions;
To show the same confidence in the labor unions (that prove to be technically and morally worthy) as is given to industry executives or public servants;
Reorganization of the railways and the transport sector;
Revision of the draft law on invalidity insurance;
Reduction of the retirement age from 65 to 55.
In military affairs, the Manifesto advocates:
Creation of a short-service national militia with specifically defensive responsibilities;
Armaments factories are to be nationalized;
A peaceful but competitive foreign policy.
In finance, the Manifesto advocates:
A strong progressive tax on capital (envisaging a “partial expropriation” of concentrated wealth);
The seizure of all the possessions of the religious congregations and the abolition of all the bishoprics, which constitute an enormous liability on the Nation and on the privileges of the poor;
Revision of all contracts for military provisions;
The revision of all military contracts and the seizure of 85 percent of the profits therein.
http://tinyurl.com/ltdh5u3
Posted by: The Anti-Fascist Hat at March 07, 2015 11:46 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Infidel at March 07, 2015 11:50 PM (hzk7S)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 07, 2015 11:52 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: The Ceremonial hat at March 07, 2015 11:34 PM (0Ew3K)
Like this? http://youtu.be/NIm8qNirTOk
Howdy y'all. I'll be here until the Nyquil kicks in.
Posted by: Country Singer at March 07, 2015 11:52 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 07, 2015 11:53 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 07, 2015 11:53 PM (AxABj)
But fuck, I'm here for the time being. Are we stirring up trouble?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2015 11:54 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Infidel at March 07, 2015 11:54 PM (hzk7S)
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 07, 2015 11:33 PM (jeCnD)
'Night IG.
If you lose then you taught her damn well. I'd actually be more proud of that than winning.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 07, 2015 11:54 PM (/cvEu)
Yeah, me too. Since we're springing forward, I'm going to miss an hour
of beauty sleep. And God knows I need all the beauty sleep I can get.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 07, 2015 11:53 PM (AxABj)
I'm missing an hour of nightmares and insanity. *sigh*
Posted by: cthulhu at March 07, 2015 11:55 PM (T1005)
Here is Mussolini's own thoughts on Fascism (including contributions from Fascist philosopher Giovanni Gentile):
http://tinyurl.com/yprv3
Posted by: The Anti-Fascist Hat at March 07, 2015 11:55 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: The Anti-Fascist Hat at March 07, 2015 11:55 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Infidel at March 07, 2015 11:56 PM (hzk7S)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 07, 2015 11:56 PM (/cvEu)
Posted by: Bill Nye Quill, the pseudoscience shill at March 07, 2015 11:56 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Infidel at March 07, 2015 11:56 PM (hzk7S)
For being an anti-Semite CBD has some great knockers.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 07, 2015 11:57 PM (/cvEu)
Posted by: Infidel at March 08, 2015 12:00 AM (hzk7S)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 07, 2015 11:57 PM (/cvEu)
He gets special payments for his protection racket from a plastic surgeon.
Posted by: Country Singer at March 08, 2015 12:00 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Country Singer at March 08, 2015 12:01 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 08, 2015 12:02 AM (7w/kf)
Posted by: Infidel at March 07, 2015 11:56 PM (hzk7S)
There was probably 50 chicks in the place in real close quarters. If you just moved wrong you touched boob.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2015 12:02 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 08, 2015 12:02 AM (3F6F8)
...but you repeat yourself. Brewer-physician, heal thyself!
Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2015 12:05 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 08, 2015 12:05 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2015 12:02 AM
Yeah, moved "wrong"... that's the ticket...
Posted by: otho at March 08, 2015 12:06 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Infidel at March 08, 2015 12:06 AM (hzk7S)
Meme at FB: "When in doubt, just add glitter."
Yeah. Not sure how that'll work with my prostate problems, but...
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 12:07 AM (elbY7)
Be well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 12:07 AM (K4xGQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 12:08 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: dogfish at March 08, 2015 12:09 AM (1vYi0)
Posted by: Infidel at March 08, 2015 12:09 AM (hzk7S)
Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2015 12:09 AM (FcR7P)
I thought it was just a mild liqueur. Shit, it's 138 proof. I've drunk nothing but wine and beer for at least 12 years. I'm half way through my second one (diluted with water) and shit, it's kicking my ass! It's fun to make one - staining water through a sugar cube on a special spoon (kindly provided by the absinthe maker), watching it cloud up. But man,this shit is not for pussies. It's really strong shit.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 08, 2015 12:09 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 12:10 AM (elbY7)
Standard, daylight-- I don't give a damn, just PICK ONE and stop screwing around with the time, already!
Whew, needed to get that out. Thanks for 'listening'.
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at March 08, 2015 12:10 AM (rhjQp)
Posted by: Infidel at March 08, 2015 12:10 AM (hzk7S)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 12:11 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Chris M at March 08, 2015 12:11 AM (6RZos)
Posted by: Infidel at March 08, 2015 12:12 AM (hzk7S)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 12:08 AM (elbY7)
I was wondering if there was the unlikely possibility that they would have a scene like that at LSU a few years ago: http://youtu.be/MzFd8nU4TI8
Posted by: Country Singer at March 08, 2015 12:12 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 12:12 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 08, 2015 12:13 AM (wRh2/)
Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2015 12:13 AM (ztOda)
Sometimes I'm ambidextrous, but it looks really ghey so I try not to.
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at March 08, 2015 12:14 AM (74McK)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 12:14 AM (kWQPe)
Posted by: Piercello at March 08, 2015 12:15 AM (QJCCx)
I'd bet most liquors of those days smacked you up quick.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 12:15 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Infidel at March 08, 2015 12:16 AM (hzk7S)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 12:16 AM (elbY7)
On more than one occasion I had people so perplexed at the way I write they demonstrated how I look to them.
They were like this is you. They took a pen and curled their wrists like it was deformed, hunched over the paper like they just returned from the steeple, and scratched a few letters on a piece of paper.
I'm like I don't look like that.
Yes you do!!
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2015 11:04 PM (m7WCP)
Hahahaha! That's how I write with my right hand, whence comes my hunch that I'm a natural lefty.
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 08, 2015 12:16 AM (wRh2/)
*Every* time right-thinking Americans can get leftist PC idiots to backtrack, I consider it a victory.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 12:17 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2015 12:18 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Harrison Ford at March 08, 2015 12:18 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 10:20 PM (10ydV)
The cigar bar at the Brown Palace (The Churchill, IIRC) downtown Denver was pretty nice. Had classy waiters and served a hellaciously good martini.
Posted by: jwpaine at March 08, 2015 12:18 AM (a3NCX)
You can add me to the **eff the time-change** crowd.
Standard, daylight-- I don't give a damn, just PICK ONE and stop screwing around with the time, already!
Whew, needed to get that out. Thanks for 'listening'.
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at March 08, 2015 12:10 AM (rhjQp)
Daylight Wasting Time is a classic case of "you can't deal with reality, so fuck with the ruler used to measure it."
I hate it not only for screwing with my sleep, but also for its fundamental dishonesty.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2015 12:18 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Infidel at March 08, 2015 12:22 AM (hzk7S)
If you don't like licorice you wont like absinthe. The first taste I had, well, I thought "Crap, I just spent $65 on one bottle, and I don't like it!" I was very disappointed. Then I downed half the drink and I thought, hey it's not bad really. By the end of the first one, I wanted another. And now I'm halfway through the second and I'm really glad I don't have to drive anywhere tonight. A third would give me the hangover of my life, I'm sure!
But I can see why writers like Oscar Wilde thought it gave them a "lucid drunkenness." I'm kinda shit-faced, but I know enough to correct my typos. I'm not so loaded I can't write sentences or recognize misspelling. It's fascinating really - I've misspelled at least 20 words in this post - but I noticed that I did and went back and corrected them. This stuff puts you in a very odd state of mind.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 08, 2015 12:22 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 12:22 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 12:08 AM (elbY7)
Good.
Considering that Asians are the new Whites, and with Whites a clear majority on most UC campuses, there may be hope yet.
But then, I was instrumental in getting a proud decedent of Sam Houston elected undergrad student body President...
Posted by: The UC Hat at March 08, 2015 12:24 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Infidel at March 08, 2015 12:24 AM (hzk7S)
One of the things that crewed with me the most, and the longest, when I lived Out East, was that the clock was only shifted by an hour earlier but the sun was off by an hour and forty minutes.
This hurt the most in winter evenings and in summer mornings. I never did get used to it.
Posted by: Piercello at March 08, 2015 12:26 AM (QJCCx)
Licorice root supposedly has many health benefits.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 12:26 AM (m7WCP)
Posted by: Infidel at March 08, 2015 12:27 AM (hzk7S)
Posted by: Piercello at March 08, 2015 12:27 AM (QJCCx)
Good episode of Lost In Space on right now. Will found a Matter Transfer Unit on the planet and transferred himself, on a laser beam, back to Earth.
But nobody believes he's Will Robinson of the Robinson Family that left Earth a year prior and was never heard from.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 12:28 AM (m7WCP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2015 12:18 AM (GEICT)
Well, I dont know if it is or not. The stuff I'm drinking is "Grande Absente - Absinthe Orginale" from Provence. They swear it's the orignal absinthe recipe - complete with wormwood - that they were boozing it up with in the 19th century. But you know, the frogs could be lying about that. I don't know if this is the same shit Toulouse-Lautrec was ruining his liver with in the 19th century or not, but it's pretty good stuff whatever it is.
I'm getting a kick out of the special spoon and sugar cube thing.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 08, 2015 12:30 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Infidel at March 08, 2015 12:30 AM (hzk7S)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 12:30 AM (/cvEu)
Last week, as you recall, Dr Smith, Penny, and Will were returning from a rock collecting expedition...
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 12:30 AM (m7WCP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 12:31 AM (elbY7)
it's....it's oppression man! Yeah, it's the man puttin' us down, that's what it is! Down with oppression! Down with the man! Up the r*vol*tion, man!
...
uh,...
oops
I mean, it just really sucks. I ain't gettin' any younger, and it gets more difficult to adjust every. damn. time. we have to do this.
Like somebody just wants to screw with the peons, ya know?
*sigh*
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at March 08, 2015 12:32 AM (rhjQp)
Yeah, I think I'll stay home and try to write.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2015 10:20 PM (10ydV)
The cigar bar at the Brown Palace (The Churchill, IIRC) downtown
Denver was pretty nice. Had classy waiters and served a hellaciously
good martini.
Posted by: jwpaine at March 08, 2015 12:18 AM (a3NCX)
Heh. I was working for a national CPA firm that was having an IT-related convo in Denver, at the Brown Palace. I was a 26-year-old computer-consultant hired as a Staff Auditor repurposed as an IT asset to do accounting training for computer installations in the 80s.
So I'm sitting at a spot at this MASSIVE table, with maybe 110 other peeps sitting around....and I'm probably the youngest and least IT-ish.....and they gavel this mess to order and start the presentation.
And the far door opens, and this guy comes in with a little cart -- that, inevitably, has a squeaky wheel.
And he comes in, looks around, and while the speaker is trying to keep his presentation together, the cart guy goes "squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak....." Until he pulls up next to me. Whereupon he pours me tea and asks "sugar?" "one lump" "lemon?" "yes, please." Then he goes squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak back to the door he came in.
If you ever wonder how I can stand looking like such an idiot on the ONT without dissolving into a puddle of shame.....it's because I've had practice.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2015 12:33 AM (T1005)
I recommend it. In fact, now I can understand why people swore by this stuff in the 19th century. At first (and second, and third taste) I couldn't - it takes a while to grow on you.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 08, 2015 12:34 AM (+XMAD)
I usually go to Ouzo if I want that licorice taste. I can drink that straight over ice. Absinthe is nasty straight. It has to be diluted.
Also, I think what they are selling now is the original stuff. Wormwood was suspected as bringing the crazy but modern science has proven that to be incorrect. Or, so my drink expert buddy tells me who may be wrong on this matter.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 12:34 AM (kWQPe)
But you'll die doing what you loved -- eating licorice.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 12:36 AM (m7WCP)
Switching clocks back and forth twice a year--
it's....it's oppression man! Yeah, it's the man puttin' us down, that's what it is! Down with oppression! Down with the man! Up the r*vol*tion, man!
...
uh,...
oops
I mean, it just really sucks. I ain't gettin' any younger, and it gets more difficult to adjust every. damn. time. we have to do this.
Like somebody just wants to screw with the peons, ya know?
*sigh*
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at March 08, 2015 12:32 AM (rhjQp)
The Big Lie to this is that operating hours cannot be switched. Just imagine a shop that said, "open 8-5, May-September; 8:30-5:30 March-April and October-November; 9-6 December-April." The world would fucking end, no?
So, instead, we change the clocks by which we measure everything twice a year.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2015 12:41 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Infidel at March 08, 2015 12:00 AM (hzk7S)
I read the above comment. I'm checking out different things on Youtube. I come across the perfect song to describe the ONT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mi0r0LpXo
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 08, 2015 12:43 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 12:46 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: fastfreefall at March 08, 2015 12:46 AM (pqOzY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 12:48 AM (elbY7)
imagine a shop that said, "open 8-5, May-September; 8:30-5:30
March-April and October-November; 9-6 December-April." The world would
fucking end, no?"
----
???
----
Many retailers here (mostly hardware/home improvement) do just that: "summer hours" and "winter hours"
Maybe it depends on the states?
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at March 08, 2015 12:48 AM (rhjQp)
Geesh. Glad I missed that. He needs to meet Nip Sips friend with the 20" penis.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 12:48 AM (kWQPe)
Posted by: fastfreefall at March 08, 2015 12:46 AM (pqOzY)
He got surgery, IIRC.
He later died, IIRC
Posted by: The IIRC Hat at March 08, 2015 12:49 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 12:34 AM (kWQPe)
The makers of the brand I'm drinking now brag of including wormwood in the recipe, so I doubt it's bringing the crazy. The EU wouldn't have approved it and the US wouldn't allow it in these wussy days if it was truly dangerous.
What it is is - extremely alcoholic - 138 proof! I've just switched to water because if I keep on drinking absinthe I'll feel like shit all day tomorrow.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 08, 2015 12:49 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: GomerSaysHey! at March 08, 2015 12:50 AM (LoVhJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 12:51 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 12:51 AM (kWQPe)
Posted by: fastfreefall at March 08, 2015 12:46 AM (pqOzY)
Gives a whole new meaning to the term underball.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2015 12:51 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 12:55 AM (kWQPe)
I called me and invited myself over today but when I got here I was nowhere to be seen. I think I'm missing or something.
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2015 12:56 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: Carol at March 08, 2015 12:56 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 12:57 AM (kWQPe)
Posted by: jc"
I think you forgot the Joe Biden sock?
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at March 08, 2015 12:58 AM (rhjQp)
Posted by: Carol at March 08, 2015 12:58 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at March 08, 2015 12:59 AM (rhjQp)
It's 1am, but really it's 2am, but not really.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:00 AM (m7WCP)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at March 08, 2015 01:01 AM (rhjQp)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 12:51 AM (kWQPe)
To quote one of my many shotglasses: "Water is for Horses"
Posted by: The Ethanolic Hat at March 08, 2015 01:01 AM (0Ew3K)
"The Big Lie to this is that operating hours cannot be switched. Just
imagine a shop that said, "open 8-5, May-September; 8:30-5:30
March-April and October-November; 9-6 December-April." The world would
fucking end, no?"
----
???
----
Many retailers here (mostly hardware/home improvement) do just that: "summer hours" and "winter hours"
Maybe it depends on the states?
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at March 08, 2015 12:48 AM (rhjQp)
It seems easy enough -- why can't the schools or the government do the same?
Again, YOU CAN GET TO EXACTLY THE SAME PLACE IF YOU CHANGE OPERATING HOURS.....so, why change the time?
It's because changing the hour means it's easier to change the pound (weight); changing the pound makes it easier to change the dollar; changing the dollar makes it easier to change the gallon; changing the gallon makes it easier to change the calorie. If everything is measured with rubber rulers that stretch-and-contract by government whim, everything must be as wonderful as the government assures us that it is.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2015 01:01 AM (T1005)
I say that stuff for about a week after we have to change clocks and it annoys the hell out of everyone I know. But still, it's true!
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 01:02 AM (kWQPe)
I'm afraid to see what happens when pixy changes the clock, it'll probably make the blog up in smoke.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:02 AM (m7WCP)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 08, 2015 01:03 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:00 AM (m7WCP)
Wait... do Pixy's hamster accept Day Light Savings Time?
Posted by: The questioning hat at March 08, 2015 01:03 AM (0Ew3K)
"I called me and invited myself over today but when I got here I was nowhere to be seen. I think I'm missing or something.
Posted by: jc"
I think you forgot the Joe Biden sock?
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at March 08, 2015 12:58 AM (rhjQp)
======nope. I'm just befuzzled.
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2015 01:04 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: The Ethanolic Hat at March 08, 2015 01:01 AM (0Ew3K)
Did you just call me a horse? I think you did.
Tis okay. I love all the horses.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 01:05 AM (kWQPe)
Didn't realize what it was at first then it hit me what all the pretty blue lights to the north were all about.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 07, 2015 10:17 PM (zRby/)
We has a half-decent one here one evening last week. Some green curtains in the northeast sky. But with a quiet Sun, big auroras are scarce.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2015 01:06 AM (u6ZjY)
by government whim, everything must be as wonderful as the government
assures us that it is."
Sooooo, screwing with the peons, it is.
But your articulation is more advanced.
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at March 08, 2015 01:06 AM (rhjQp)
Some people are more in tune with the clock than others. It's like my body *knows* the difference between what 3 oclock feels like and what 4 oclock feels like. I can't be tricked.
It's like...there are 2 types of people in this world...those who can set their watches 5 minutes fast to fool themselves into thinking their late, and those who can't.
I'm in the latter category.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:07 AM (m7WCP)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2015 01:08 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 01:09 AM (kWQPe)
I'm not so great at the printed conveyance, hope I didn't insult with the JB sock comment.
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at March 08, 2015 01:10 AM (rhjQp)
I get a kick out of it. I know perfectly rational people who can fool themselves every single morning when the alarm clock sounds off. Or think they can.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:10 AM (m7WCP)
It screws me up for about a week.
Because you can't stop looking at the clock and feel you're being lied to.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:12 AM (m7WCP)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 01:14 AM (kWQPe)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:10 AM (m7WCP)
Heh... heh... heh... not even those stupid mutants on Skaro could figure out the finer points of temporal mechanics...
Posted by: Timelord Boehner, Lord of the Time Lord Council at March 08, 2015 01:15 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2015 01:16 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 08, 2015 01:17 AM (cIoI4)
Heh. The other night I mentioned the There's Always One phenomenon.
Ever meet someone, most always a man, who wears his wristwatch backwards on the bottom of their wrist?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:18 AM (m7WCP)
Jc, befuzzled! Cute. Have had a few myself.
I'm not so great at the printed conveyance, hope I didn't insult with the JB sock comment.
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at March 08, 2015 01:10 AM (rhjQp)
======being befuzzled can be very troubling. I don't recommend it.
You didn't insult me. We're good.
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2015 01:20 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 01:20 AM (elbY7)
Ever meet someone, most always a man, who wears his wristwatch backwards on the bottom of their wrist?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:18 AM (m7WCP)
I see that a fair amount of times. No clue wtf that's about. Is a watch face protection move, or one too many WWII flicks?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2015 01:20 AM (FMbng)
JJ Sefton feeds teh kitties at 4pm every day. (Yeah, it's weird that I know that -- and you probably know it, too ).
Tomorrow JJ's kitties will be fed an hour earlier. Do you think they'll notice? Damn tootin they will! Poor dears.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:21 AM (m7WCP)
Yes!!! How funny. Is there some meaning to that?
I prefer wear men's watches to womens though. You guys get all the cool stuff.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 01:22 AM (kWQPe)
That must be the key-- when one has an irregular schedule, the time change has less effect.
I work regular, non-flexible, long hours-- it's quite *uncomfortable* to switch.
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at March 08, 2015 01:23 AM (rhjQp)
I asked someone about the watch thing. He of course was an odd duck. He said it made more sense to him to turn his wrist that way to check the time instead of the conventional way.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:23 AM (m7WCP)
Ever meet someone, most always a man, who wears his wristwatch backwards on the bottom of their wrist?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:18 AM (m7WCP)
***
Sure, I Just have a different definition of them, which may or May not include the word "Douchebag".
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 08, 2015 01:25 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:25 AM (m7WCP)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 08, 2015 01:26 AM (XO6WW)
When I used to wear a watch, I was constantly told I was wearing it on the wrong hand.
My phone is my watch and alarm clock now. Glad not to have to bother with that nonsense anymore.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 01:27 AM (kWQPe)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 08, 2015 01:28 AM (FZqvP)
me being a lefty, I put my watch on my left hand
I'm pretty sure I do my belt the wrong way, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:29 AM (m7WCP)
Lol. The five minutes fast thing my older sister forced me to try bc we
shared a room growing up. As soon as the alarm went off, my first
thought was "I can sleep for 5 more minutes."
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 01:14 AM (kWQPe)
====missus jc used to keep the clock in the bathroom 6 minutes fast. but not any of the rest of the clocks in the house.
and she would never reset any clocks for daylight savings, although the newer gadgets reset themselves -- including one dvd player that resets itself on those different change days they used a few years back. her approach seemed so silly to me, but I still haven't got around to fixing any of it yet.
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2015 01:29 AM (iRJ+A)
I work regular, non-flexible, long hours-- it's quite *uncomfortable* to switch.
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at March 08, 2015 01:23 AM (rhjQp)
******
It is key, but I still object to it on principle. Mainly because although my hours are weird and I'm good with that, my customers have standard hours like you. Makes for a cranky week or two.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 08, 2015 01:31 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2015 01:32 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at March 08, 2015 01:34 AM (rhjQp)
Turns out I do wear my belt the right way -- starting counter-clockwise. Women are supposed to go clockwise.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:34 AM (m7WCP)
Me, a righty, wore my watch on my right wrist. Supposedly wrong.
Who knew that there were rules about such trivial matters?
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 01:35 AM (kWQPe)
423 I'm righty, but I wear the watch on my left wrist. That's if I wear a watch at all, which is rare.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2015 01:32 AM (FMbng)
That the wrist you're supposed to. Watches that have the dial for winding or just setting the day and time it on the right side of the watch so you can adjust it without removing it.
Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2015 01:37 AM (zt+N6)
The belt thing sounds totally arbitrary though.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 01:39 AM (kWQPe)
Aren't women's pants buttons on opposite sides of man's pants?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:40 AM (m7WCP)
Me, a righty, wore my watch on my right wrist. Supposedly wrong.
Who knew that there were rules about such trivial matters?
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 01:35 AM (kWQPe)
Yeah I never thought about it. It just seemed right.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2015 01:41 AM (FMbng)
We all need to go to Charm School...
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:42 AM (m7WCP)
Posted by: Bill Nye Quill, the pseudoscience shill at March 08, 2015 01:42 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:40 AM (m7WCP)
Their shirts too. Is it for theirs, or our benefit? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2015 01:42 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Bill Nye Quill, the pseudoscience shill at March 08, 2015 01:44 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2015 01:41 AM (FMbng)
Or you could get a pocket watch, with the stem on the top, which is equally useful to persons of either handedness.
Speaking of something super-cool, but ultimately pointless, I saw a write-up on the 'net about some guys who converted a classic Western Electric 500 black dial desk telephone to a cellphone. And the dial was functional; they included circuits to turn the dial pulses into tones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2015 01:46 AM (u6ZjY)
Solving all life's mysteries that eluded me for so long on the ONT.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 01:47 AM (kWQPe)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:49 AM (m7WCP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2015 01:49 AM (u6ZjY)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 01:49 AM (kWQPe)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:53 AM (m7WCP)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 08, 2015 01:54 AM (XO6WW)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:55 AM (m7WCP)
er, 4 and a half minutes
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:55 AM (m7WCP)
Mystery: Solved
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:49 AM (m7WCP)
Buttons on the right = male
Buttons on the left = female.
Posted by: Teh Traditional Hat at March 08, 2015 01:56 AM (0Ew3K)
But, iirc, not a haberdasher. If you're still here, Berserker, you're a musician, right? Guitar?
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 01:57 AM (kWQPe)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 01:58 AM (m7WCP)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 01:49 AM (kWQPe)
****
Yep. Learned this with girls in the late 70s-early 80s in HS. Back when Oxford shirts were a thing for chicks. To unleash them, just do everything backwards.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 08, 2015 01:58 AM (cIoI4)
But, iirc, not a haberdasher. If you're still here, Berserker, you're a musician, right? Guitar?
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 01:57 AM (kWQPe)
Berserker is a musician.
A d**n fine one.
I am the haberdasher, blogwise. Well, I am the Hat...
Posted by: Teh Traditional Hat at March 08, 2015 01:59 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 08, 2015 02:01 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2015 02:02 AM (T1005)
Learned the thing about buttons wearing a mans dress shirt to bed for the first time.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 02:03 AM (kWQPe)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 02:04 AM (m7WCP)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 02:05 AM (m7WCP)
Posted by: Epobirs at March 08, 2015 02:05 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 02:06 AM (kWQPe)
At least here, at the ol' Q, we get to live through the 2am hour. Thanks, Ace, for having a low-tech blog.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 02:09 AM (m7WCP)
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2015 02:12 AM (iRJ+A)
Notice how no one who went to the nj meetup last night were around today?
Are they ashamed? Burying bodies? Destroying evidence?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 02:12 AM (m7WCP)
Yo all
Okay back to bed since I'm in Vicks vapor rub hell again
Stupid cold
Posted by: Navycopjoe aka everyone's favorite democrat at March 08, 2015 02:13 AM (g8umy)
Cooth are you still around?
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2015 02:12 AM (iRJ+A)
Sort of. I've been having this hot date with a saucy chick named "Advil", who likes me just the way I am -- sore. Oddly, the fiancee doesn't object to this.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2015 02:15 AM (T1005)
chick named "Advil", who likes me just the way I am -- sore. Oddly, the
fiancee doesn't object to this.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2015 02:15 AM (T1005)
====those of us who practice in the arts of double meanings are busy thinking of ways to embarrass you about that particular wording.
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2015 02:17 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: Epobirs at March 08, 2015 02:05 AM (IdCqF)
*****
Rethinking this whole button direction thing, I realized that it allowed the best unbuttoning opportunity for the driver of a car which may or may not have been parked in a dark, secluded place.
So, I am therefore in favor of it, if for no other reason than my memories of releasing those things for play.
If this is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 08, 2015 02:18 AM (3F6F8)
It's more a matter of practicality than a rule. The idea was that you wear the watch on the wrist of the hand you do fewer things with and are thus less likely to damage the watch accidentally or get it snagged on something. Some industrial safety films advise against wearing watches at all while operating machinery.
I'm an odd case in that I write left handed but throw right handed. Though I can throw better than most left handed if I want to surprise someone. My preference in watches leaned toward the practical rather than decorative, so I'd wear it on the left out of reflex conformity more than anything else. Fortunately, those Casio calculator and phone bank watches were plenty tough. Went through about a dozen starting in the late 70s until I gave up wearing watches as redundant alongside my phone. Now the device makers are trying to convince me I should have a watch in conjunction with my phone. They'll need at least a week of run time on a charge before I'll give it the time of day, so to speak.
Posted by: Epobirs at March 08, 2015 02:19 AM (IdCqF)
realized that it allowed the best unbuttoning opportunity for the driver
of a car which may or may not have been parked in a dark, secluded
place.
So, I am therefore in favor of it, if for no other reason than my memories of releasing those things for play.
If this is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 08, 2015 02:18 AM (3F6F
====I always figgered that wimmenz thought menz were so damn clumsy that if they didn't make it easy on us we would never get them undressed. Hence, reverse the buttons so it would seem natural to us when they were facing us.
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2015 02:20 AM (iRJ+A)
Sort of. I've been having this hot date with a saucy
chick named "Advil", who likes me just the way I am -- sore. Oddly, the
fiancee doesn't object to this.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2015 02:15 AM (T1005)
====those
of us who practice in the arts of double meanings are busy thinking of
ways to embarrass you about that particular wording.
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2015 02:17 AM (iRJ+A)
Rots of ruck with that -- and you can take it up with the fiancee, who's significantly meaner than I am....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2015 02:21 AM (T1005)
Dressing assistant... Undressing assistant...
Works out the same for maintaining the tradition. Then zippers entered the picture. And Velcro.
Posted by: Epobirs at March 08, 2015 02:21 AM (IdCqF)
Here is "Procession" and "Story in your eyes" by The Moody Blues:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQroJe9qS5s
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 08, 2015 02:23 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2015 02:20 AM (iRJ+A)
****
Well, sure.
I have noticed that womynz in their late 40s-early to early 50s still fall for the bumbling innocent type thing though, as long as you present as an Alpha. Betas do not tend to fare well.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 08, 2015 02:29 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2015 02:21 AM (T1005)
===nah. I'm pretty much a fraidy cat.
So, I have been doing the Hedley (that's Hedley) Lamarr thing again. http://youtu.be/aB6UQXx98KU?t=13s
Maybe I can see a presentation as a econo-political periodic table -- or maybe someone should just whip up a #6 on 'em.
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2015 02:29 AM (iRJ+A)
Rots of ruck with that -- and you can take it up with the fiancee, who's significantly meaner than I am....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2015 02:21 AM (T1005)
===nah. I'm pretty much a fraidy cat.
So, I have been doing the Hedley (that's Hedley) Lamarr thing again. http://youtu.be/aB6UQXx98KU?t=13s
Maybe I can see a presentation as a econo-political periodic table -- or maybe someone should just whip up a #6 on 'em.
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2015 02:29 AM (iRJ+A)
Next time I can get the godkids to visit, I intend to screen Blazing Saddles and the original Bad News Bears.....and then point out how neither could be screened today.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2015 02:35 AM (T1005)
Next time I can get the godkids to visit, I
intend to screen Blazing Saddles and the original Bad News Bears.....and
then point out how neither could be screened today.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2015 02:35 AM (T1005)
=====that could be a truly interesting experience. will they decide you are from an inferior world? will they see what you see or will it be filtered thru their time reference so much that they lose the ridiculousness and substitute some kind of condescension?
or, will they see the bean scene and just be kinda dumbfounded?
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2015 02:40 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2015 02:40 AM (iRJ+A)
Stupid cold
Posted by: Navycopjoe
Summer colds are the worst.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 08, 2015 02:41 AM (FZqvP)
Next time I can get the godkids to visit, I
intend to screen Blazing Saddles and the original Bad News Bears.....and
then point out how neither could be screened today.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2015 02:35 AM (T1005)
=====that
could be a truly interesting experience. will they decide you are from
an inferior world? will they see what you see or will it be filtered
thru their time reference so much that they lose the ridiculousness and
substitute some kind of condescension?
or, will they see the bean scene and just be kinda dumbfounded?
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2015 02:40 AM (iRJ+A)
Well, the last time we had one, I had the youngest singing the SuperChicken theme song:
When you find youself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin', (puk, puk, puk)
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
Just Call for Super Chicken! (puk ack!)
Fred, if you're afraid you'll have to overlook it,
Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it (puk ack!)
He will drink his super sauce
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And he will bring them in alive and kickin' (puk, puk, puk)
There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
Call for Super Chicken! (puk, puk, puk)
Call for Super Chicken! (puk ack!)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2015 02:43 AM (T1005)
Posted by: thathalfrican at March 08, 2015 02:49 AM (R5HRU)
Call for Super Chicken! (puk ack!)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2015 02:43 AM (T1005)
=====about a bazillion years ago there was something the radio that included a theme song with the lyrics: "Chicken Maaannnnnnnnn! He's everywhere, he's everywhere!" That's all I remember about it.
A few years back someone I was near said some sentence that ended with a phrase similar to "but he's too chicken, man." So, I added -- "He's everywhere, he's everywhere."
I narrowly avoided institutionalization.
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2015 02:49 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 08, 2015 03:06 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2015 03:36 AM (T1005)
Yeah, too bad Lincoln wasn't a "man of peace", you stupid bint.
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2015 03:37 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2015 03:38 AM (sdi6R)
I went to bed early, then woke up to find I'd lost a whole hour.
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2015 03:38 AM (sdi6R)
====Yeah, like that's a big deal.
Posted by: Ray Milland at March 08, 2015 03:43 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2015 03:44 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The ONT at March 08, 2015 03:45 AM (sdi6R)
I feel happy.
Posted by: The ONT at March 08, 2015 03:45 AM (sdi6R)
======
http://youtu.be/grbSQ6O6kbs?t=1m36s
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2015 03:53 AM (iRJ+A)
Went to sleep at around 9pm CST, now it's 4 am...
Welp, might as well be productive...
...
Nah...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 08, 2015 04:02 AM (OsWis)
Did I mention I dislike DST?
Posted by: mindful webworker - naturally at March 08, 2015 04:38 AM (439Zu)
Posted by: P. Diddly at March 08, 2015 04:39 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: P. Diddly at March 08, 2015 04:43 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 08, 2015 04:46 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2015 04:47 AM (go5uR)
Welp, might as well be productive...
...
Nah...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 08, 2015 04:02 AM (OsWis)
Geez, I thought I really did kill the ONT for awhile there.
While the comments were down, I amused myself by playing 2048. The best I've done was 256.
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2015 04:52 AM (sdi6R)
It's the perfect example for why laws need to be carefully considered before being made mandatory for everyone.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 08, 2015 04:53 AM (3HxZe)
Posted by: Obama's Teleprompter at March 08, 2015 04:55 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2015 04:58 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Benjamin Netanfranklin at March 08, 2015 05:02 AM (cIoI4)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analemma
Before the 19th century, each town kept its own time, setting its clocks to local noon. When the railroads arrived bringing high-speed travel, that made schedule-keeping difficult bordering on impossible, so "time zones" were invented. This was a good and necessary innovation, and I have no problem with dividing the Earth into 24 time zones.
There is no reason why we can't keep Standard Time year round. Businesses and schools can voluntarily change their hours as they see fit.
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2015 05:08 AM (sdi6R)
In April, we'll spring forward once again. And a month after that, again. By mid-summer, we'll have saved so much daylight. Then we pay it back by falling back in August, September, and October.
Or, even better, keep our daylight saving by never falling back. Just spring forward more every year.
Which all makes as much sense as the current system.
Posted by: mindful webworker - save the daylight at March 08, 2015 05:08 AM (439Zu)
Posted by: Benjamin Netanfranklin at March 08, 2015 05:10 AM (cIoI4)
Or, even better, keep our daylight saving by never falling back. Just spring forward more every year.
Posted by: mindful webworker - save the daylight at March 08, 2015 05:08 AM (439Zu)
Sounds like you're bucking for the post of the next chairman of the Federal Reserve.
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2015 05:14 AM (sdi6R)
I wanted a longer blanket, so I cut a foot off of one end and sewed it on the other. Not quite satisfied with the result, though.
Posted by: mindful webworker - save the daylight at March 08, 2015 05:14 AM (439Zu)
Printing money from nothing, manufacturing daylight, it is about the same level of thinking, isn't it?
Posted by: mindful webworker - save the daylight! think of the chilluns! at March 08, 2015 05:16 AM (439Zu)
So I bought one.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 08, 2015 05:17 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: mindful webworker - save some beluga for me at March 08, 2015 05:17 AM (439Zu)
Posted by: Benjamin Netanfranklin at March 08, 2015 05:20 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2015 05:45 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2015 05:48 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2015 06:05 AM (sdi6R)
I know computer lies
Yesterday at six o'clock
Sun was about to rise
*
I want to be like a religious fanatic, go around saying, "It's not 1pm! Look at the sun! It's Noon. Wake up! You're beguiled! They get everybody to believe a lie! and behave as if it's the truth." But folks would just look at me like I'm the nutcase and they're all sane. As if I were telling them there's a Communist in the White House or something.
Posted by: mindful webworker - save the whale oil! at March 08, 2015 06:08 AM (439Zu)
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