Early Morning Thread 3/07/15: Nyquil Edition. [krakatoa]

I dreamed I posted actual content with this morning thread.

Then I woke up late, took some more medicine, hit "publish", and went back to bed.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 08:00 AM




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1 2nd

Posted by: Kyon at March 07, 2015 08:05 AM (na4s9)

2 I guess everybody else hit the nyquil too

Posted by: Kyon at March 07, 2015 08:06 AM (na4s9)

3 Oink

Posted by: Cy Borg at March 07, 2015 08:07 AM (JdEZJ)

4 first?

Posted by: PammyJune at March 07, 2015 08:07 AM (GQhcA)

5 Ever notice how much better Vicodin works when washed down with whiskey?

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 07, 2015 08:08 AM (IAe6t)

6
The countdown is posted in the last thread. Sorry I missed the meet-up last night.

Hope it was fun for all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2015 08:09 AM (CMkNk)

7
I HATE Nyquil. It makes me paranoid and leaves a metallic taste in my mouth. Hateful shit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2015 08:10 AM (CMkNk)

8 I'm going to repeat my rant from the last thread since it got stomped and I am in rage mode.
...

Men in the women's dressing room is just too far, even for the translobby. I know it's ridiculous to make arguments based on THE CHILDREN, but seriously, I would be aghast if I were changing with my daughters for the pool and a grown man came in waving his dick around. They do NOT need to be exposed to that. How is that any different than a flasher?

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2015 08:10 AM (MYCIw)

9

ICYMI, The Leftist Democrats are going to support Boehner in case of a challenge to his speakership from the conservatives.

What does this - should this - tell you?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2015 08:11 AM (CMkNk)

10 5 Ever notice how much better Vicodin works when washed down with whiskey?
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 07, 2015 08:08 AM (IAe6t)


Otis! My man!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2015 08:12 AM (CMkNk)

11 Men in the women's dressing room is just too far"

MICROAGRESSIONALERT!!!!

/heh

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 07, 2015 08:13 AM (/jpU8)

12 What does this - should this - tell you?

Tang. It's not just for breakfast?

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 07, 2015 08:14 AM (/jpU8)

13 'ICYMI, The Leftist Democrats are going to support Boehner in case of a challenge to his speakership from the conservatives.

What does this - should this - tell you?'


Cats and dogs lying together. The end is near.

Posted by: Cy Borg at March 07, 2015 08:14 AM (JdEZJ)

14 Good morning! Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 07, 2015 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

15 Our neighbor and her twelve year old daughter were dining with us at our home the other night.

The topic of Bruce Jenner came up somehow.

Twelve year old says "Mommy, he's not going to be a woman. He wants to cut his penis off, and wear dresses"

Much hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 07, 2015 08:16 AM (rsOW3)

16 Lauren, we must be considerate of the dick-waver's feelings.

/culture-smashing idiot

Seriously, it's like people are trying to come up with the most outlandish behaviors and demanding to be accommodated and applauded. We as a civilization are being trolled.

Posted by: Mindy in the stylish tinfoil chapeau at March 07, 2015 08:16 AM (wVjT/)

17 15 Much hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 07, 2015 08:16 AM (rsOW3)


It puts the gravy on the dinner plate . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2015 08:18 AM (CMkNk)

18 Tang and Southern Comfort. It's nutridelicious!

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 07, 2015 08:19 AM (IAe6t)

19 Going to a letter to the editor writing meeting to support the three conservative City Commission candidates. We need all three elected.

We could get Star Chamber enforcement of new LBGT ordinances (repealed the last time Cons had a majority), new debt, and new un-American inhabitants otherwise.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 07, 2015 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

20 Tanned, rested and ready to go!

Posted by: Martin Owe'Malley at March 07, 2015 08:20 AM (rsOW3)

21 I'm finished with The Blaze. They do a round up of prospective GOP candidates' positions on Common Core and skip Perry.

Posted by: Y-not at March 07, 2015 08:20 AM (9BRsg)

22 Thanks J.J.



Wanna biscuit and gravy?

Made it myself.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 07, 2015 08:21 AM (rsOW3)

23 Perry's position is pretty easy to guess since Texas is one of the few states that opted out of Common Core.

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2015 08:22 AM (MYCIw)

24 has Perry announced?

Posted by: Flying Ashtray at March 07, 2015 08:22 AM (Cq0oW)

25 Seriously, it's like people are trying to come up with the most outlandish behaviors and demanding to be accommodated and applauded'

Read up on "donglegate". The only positive is that the SJW remains (mysteriously) unemployed...

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 07, 2015 08:22 AM (/jpU8)

26 /sock

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 07, 2015 08:23 AM (Cq0oW)

27 Entering Day 3 of having a wisdom toof yanked. Biggest tooth I've ever seen. The roots seemed to go into my brain. I now feel 25% dumber. Of course that could be the Vicodin and Crown Royal.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 07, 2015 08:23 AM (IAe6t)

28 >>has Perry announced?

Have any of them announced?

Posted by: Y-not at March 07, 2015 08:23 AM (9BRsg)

29
#7
I HATE Nyquil. It makes me paranoid and leaves a metallic taste in my mouth. Hateful shit.

Change your drug store -- you've been had. Nyquil doesn't come as white crystals that you smoke.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 07, 2015 08:24 AM (RcpcZ)

30 Oh, and hello, J.J.!

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 07, 2015 08:24 AM (IAe6t)

31 Perry is the only one of the names being bandied about who opposed Common Core from the beginning.

The Blaze has an issue with Perry, among other things.

Posted by: Y-not at March 07, 2015 08:24 AM (9BRsg)

32 And I thought I got up late.

Posted by: Vic at March 07, 2015 08:24 AM (wlDny)

33 "Vicodin and Crown Royal. "

Cut. Jib. Newsletter. Breakfast!

(btw, "vicodin" in the new MS dictionary is corrected to "Vic oden")

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 07, 2015 08:25 AM (/jpU8)

34 fair enough

has Perry formed any exploratory teams and all that other nonsense presumptive candidates do?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 07, 2015 08:25 AM (Cq0oW)

35 "Entering Day 3 of having a wisdom toof yanked. Biggest tooth I've ever seen. The roots seemed to go into my brain. I now feel 25% dumber. Of course that could be the Vicodin and Crown Royal.
"

See, you should have went with our resident practitioner of the arcane and black art of Dentistry, Nevergiveup.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 07, 2015 08:26 AM (rsOW3)

36
#33

Thanks for the new screen name: Vic O'den.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 07, 2015 08:27 AM (RcpcZ)

37 Good morning Vic, Y-not, VIA and J.J.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 07, 2015 08:27 AM (u82oZ)

38 Five dead from machine-gun and grenade attack on a nightclub in Mali's capital, Bamako. The assailants, for no reason anyone can figure out, were shouting alleyoop snackbar. Two arrested "in connection."

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-31775679

c/o Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit
http://bit.ly/1DVePVe

Posted by: mindful webworker - the war goes on at March 07, 2015 08:27 AM (EUw/L)

39 So, Hillary! is basically giving the finger to the State Department and they have no intention of doing anything about it. Huh. Go figure.

http://tinyurl.com/pllu54c

Posted by: Bayou City at March 07, 2015 08:28 AM (AJrbR)

40 Hey Salty...
g'morning.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 07, 2015 08:28 AM (rsOW3)

41 I'm usually as sober as a judge. My liver is pristine and I'm nearly 56. But I have a low, low threshold of pain. And until a few days ago I had all my wisdom teeth. So I'm funinebriated.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 07, 2015 08:29 AM (IAe6t)

42 Which looks better?:

Vic O'den or Vic O'din

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 07, 2015 08:29 AM (RcpcZ)

43 >>>>> The assailants, for no reason anyone can figure out, were shouting alleyoop snackbar

Hipster Jihadis !

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 07, 2015 08:29 AM (Cq0oW)

44 SO -- The debt limit. Limit, hahaha. If anyone here thinks there will be any significant spending cuts tied to the latest kabuki raise of the limit, please respond including your email address in your nic so I can talk you out of both of your kidneys. That is, before someone else does.

I'm ready for them to just set the limit at one bajillion dollars, with unlimited hookers and blow for everyone included in the deal. Why should Congress be the only ones getting this benefit? Deal us in too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 07, 2015 08:29 AM (MMmR+)

45 Vic O'den"

Hmmm. Name for an Italian/Irish/Norwegian demi-god?

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 07, 2015 08:29 AM (/jpU8)

46 Five dead from a completely random machine-gun and grenade attack on a nightclub in Mali's capital, Bamako. The assailants, for no reason anyone can figure out, were shouting alleyoop snackbar. Two arrested "in connection."

Fixed

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 07, 2015 08:29 AM (rsOW3)

47 *types*
*deletes*

But other than that, g'mornin everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 07, 2015 08:30 AM (Z8DIA)

48 RE men in women's dressing room; I apply the hundred year rule.


East of the Mississippi a bunch of men would beat the shit out of him and run him out of town. West of the Mississippi they would have lynched him after beating the shit out of him.

Posted by: Vic at March 07, 2015 08:31 AM (wlDny)

49 "The assailants, for no reason anyone can figure out, were shouting alleyoop snackbar."

Perhaps they just had their Planet Fitness memberships cancelled.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 07, 2015 08:31 AM (rsOW3)

50 I was thinking more like Vic Odin. It's a name that suggests great wisdom plus a take-no-prisoners attitude. And an eye patch.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 07, 2015 08:31 AM (IAe6t)

51 "Completely random and under-employed"

C'mon, gotta keep the HarfTalkingPoints straight.

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 07, 2015 08:32 AM (/jpU8)

52 Early morning news was speculating on how the email scandal will affect the race between Jeb and Hillary. Whatta bunch of 'tards.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 07, 2015 08:32 AM (RcpcZ)

53 Enjoy the floaty Vicodin feelings, Otis. I've taken so much of the stuff over my lifetime that now I just get dry mouth and insomnia when I have to take it. Thankfully, I haven't had to in almost a year now.

Posted by: no good deed at March 07, 2015 08:33 AM (ZKGnj)

54 Gotta go to work to support the unGodly government. I mean, who else is gonna do it?

Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2015 08:34 AM (lhUpX)

55 Egads! Yikes! My latest hash looks like a certain troll's initials.

This is bad.

>> Tang and Southern Comfort. It's nutridelicious!

This is worse.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 07, 2015 08:34 AM (MMmR+)

56 Last week our plucky group of volunteers put on our fourth annual Constitution Bee. We had a record number of students from all over Kansas competing for three scholarships to any post-secondary education.

We had 10 true/false, 10 multiple-choice and 5 short answer questions. Then the final question was answered on stage by the top three finalists.

Plus we educated the audience with posting the answers after our judges graded the students.

We had a federal Senator shop up at the end to meet the winners, and get in their pictures. The Kansas Secretary of State gave the keynote speech.

It was a classy event -- and then there was me, right in the center of it all.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 07, 2015 08:34 AM (u82oZ)

57 Hey.

I'm having fun looking at my DNA test results from Ancestry dot com.

I'm a lot more Native American than Elizabeth Warren isn't.

And more than the Scandi amount. Whew.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 07, 2015 08:35 AM (0xTsz)

58 Entering Day 3 of having a wisdom toof yanked. Biggest tooth I've ever seen. The roots seemed to go into my brain. I now feel 25% dumber. Of course that could be the Vicodin and Crown Royal.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 07, 2015 08:23 AM (IAe6t)
---
You have my sympathies. Put your seat back and enjoy your flight on Vicodin Airlines. Drinks are complimentary!

Does the Navy still love pulling out wisdom teefs? There was a point in BEEP school where all the submarine students came into class looking like angry, groggy chipmunks.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 07, 2015 08:35 AM (KH1sk)

59 kid just dumped plate of scrambled eggs and toast

ok peanut butter crackers then

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 07, 2015 08:35 AM (Cq0oW)

60 "gotta keep the HarfTalkingPoints straight."

Every damn time I see her in the news, for a brief moment in time, I wonder why they are showing a SNL clip during the news.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 07, 2015 08:36 AM (rsOW3)

61 Morning! Cold but sunny here... supposed to start warming up though.. still got snow everywhere.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 07, 2015 08:36 AM (/9Mak)

62 Totally Legal, and bravo to your assistants to complete your post.
Tip them generously.

Posted by: MoJoTee at March 07, 2015 08:37 AM (aR8Ih)

63 This Hillary email stuff warms the cockles of my heart.. I was watching ABC this morning and they can't say the phrase "Hillary email scandal" enough!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 07, 2015 08:38 AM (/9Mak)

64 Lauren, it seems that woman was the only one with a bit of sense. No judgement zone? She was the only one who told the truth. He's a man. Now, if she told him that his leotard made his ass look fat, that may be a bit too much honesty.

Posted by: no good deed at March 07, 2015 08:38 AM (ZKGnj)

65
Good morning, all!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2015 08:39 AM (CMkNk)

66 Hi y'all!


Thinking about e-mails lately. My work e-mail is so bloated with internal spam (bake sale in the lobby, outage alerts, IT updates, newsletters from the dean, benefit luncheon, charity walks for baby pandas, has anyone found my iPhone, we're missing a printer from the 3rd Floor, etc. etc. etc. etc.)...


...that I doubt any Inspector General would be able to wade through it all in order to find the one or two incriminating e-mails. At least not until the statute of limitations runs out.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 07, 2015 08:40 AM (NeFrd)

67 So my former Governor is stumping up north

http://www.bostonherald.com/node/1064772723

He seems to have more name recognition then I would have thought.
Take a moment to read the comments.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 07, 2015 08:40 AM (rsOW3)

68 Vic probably covered this already - some retired cop is selling ammo from a vending machine at a gun club range. There were two basic reactions to the story:

1) OMFG! SOME 18 YEAR OLD KID COULD MAYBE BUY SOME! THIS IS INSANE AND MUST BE OUTLAWED!!!

2) That guy is a genius.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 07, 2015 08:40 AM (RcpcZ)

69 56 >> It was a classy event -- and then there was me, right in the center of it all.

I'm guessing you wore pants. I'm not sure though.

Seriously, sounds like a cool event and a worthy one.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 07, 2015 08:40 AM (MMmR+)

70 The sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, so you can lie in a coma for 72 hours cocktail.

Here are some recipes using ZzzQuil, but I don't see why you can't use NyQuil, except maybe common sense:

http://www.actclassy.com/2012/11/making-zzzquil-a-part-of-your-holiday-festivities/

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 07, 2015 08:41 AM (KH1sk)

71 "Now, if she told him that his leotard made his ass look fat, that may be a bit too much honesty."

Apparently they were also mad at her for talking to the other ladies in the dressing room about it. So, ladies, forget the whole "see something, say something". IF a man walks in and strips down, the only recourse you have is to quickly put on your clothes and run out of the room. Don't warn the other women, because that's judgmental.

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2015 08:41 AM (MYCIw)

72 ZzzQuil doesn't have tylenol in it. You'd want to avoid taking more than the recommended amount of NyQuil because the tylenol can cause nasty liver issues at pretty small doses.

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2015 08:42 AM (MYCIw)

73 I've heard that Tang has what plants crave. It's got electrolytes, yo!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 07, 2015 08:42 AM (NeFrd)

74 I'd be neat if AOSHQ staff could see how various IP addresses have vectored $ into HQ.
Also I think that a KILO TON of AO$ amazon shopping has been lost because of the very restricted search parameters in the upper right hand box.
(I've said this for over a year BTW...)

Posted by: MoJoTee at March 07, 2015 08:42 AM (aR8Ih)

75 Well, for the record the Vicodin and Crown Royal only work because I save them for emergencies. Same thing for my liver. It's really the only time I can truly represent the AoS Lifestyle (TM). Most times I'm not up to it.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 07, 2015 08:43 AM (IAe6t)

76 Posted by: Ed Anger at March 07, 2015 08:40 AM (RcpcZ)

Eric Holder will ban vending machines in response.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 07, 2015 08:43 AM (MMmR+)

77 I'm having fun looking at my DNA test results from Ancestry dot com.

I'm a lot more Native American than Elizabeth Warren isn't.

And more than the Scandi amount.
--

That database skews Scandi. My Dad who could walk into any town in Ireland and be considered a native, came up Scandi.

The database is over-populated with Scandis because folks around here (it's a Utah company) are encouraged to do their family histories, which skews the results.

Posted by: Y-not at March 07, 2015 08:43 AM (9BRsg)

78
Fags, fruits, and freaks. Sick of them.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 07, 2015 08:44 AM (Gx7Uw)

79 Twelve year old says "Mommy, he's not going to be a woman. He wants to cut his penis off, and wear dresses"

Much hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 07, 2015 08:16 AM (rsOW3)

It's so simple, a twelve-year-old girl gets it.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2015 08:44 AM (mx5oN)

80 >> very restricted search parameters

Just use the search box on the HQ main page, don't click on the "Store" button.

Then you can search all of Amazon and send that money Ace's way.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 07, 2015 08:45 AM (0xTsz)

81 As for Perry, he's as far as long in terms of hiring people and meeting with donor prospects as most of them.

Posted by: Y-not at March 07, 2015 08:45 AM (9BRsg)

82 I would be aghast if I were changing with my daughters for the pool and a grown man came in waving his dick around. They do NOT need to be exposed to that. How is that any different than a flasher?
Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2015 08:10 AM (MYCIw)

He thinks/claims he's a woman, therefore he's a woman, therefore YOU HATER!!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2015 08:45 AM (mx5oN)

83 When I went to bed I left the ONT tab open, then saw this this morning:

431
"If you're dognormative then maybe think about getting the fuck off this "blog. Every day I fight to protect CoC (cats of colour) from Corgi-archal norms and the thanks I get is a bunch of dogsplaining Corgiarchists dogpiling my inbox with catphobic hate speech!

GO CHASE YOUR TAILS CANINE SHITLORDS"

http://goo.gl/mTZQUb
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 07, 2015 12:51 AM (iQIUe)



OMG, that link is hilarious. It is a letter-perfect parody of demented feminist SJWs on Tumblr.

Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2015 08:46 AM (sdi6R)

84 Thanks MWWTWGO @38 for "alleyoop snackbar"! Cracked me up! That's why I keep coming back here back here.

Posted by: GomerSaysHey! at March 07, 2015 08:46 AM (LoVhJ)

85 "Also I think that a KILO TON of AO$ amazon shopping has been lost because of the very restricted search parameters in the upper right hand box. "

Open the link to the store, go to the bottom and chose "Search all of Amazon.com"

You're right.
It's a kludgy way to have to do it.
But it will give the boss the shekels if we do it that way, I believe.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 07, 2015 08:47 AM (2Ri9w)

86 Speaking of Idiocracy- this article is simultaneously the funniest and the saddest thing I've read in a couple weeks. But it's the Daily Mail linked off of Drudge, so don't blame me if you click through and aren't amused.


http://tinyurl.com/pk65q6u

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 07, 2015 08:48 AM (NeFrd)

87 Rick Perry's political operation is on a hiring spree as the Texas governor sets his sights on a second run for the Republican presidential nomination in 2016.

Link in nick.


The Blaze has an issue re Perry. Pretty clear for a long time.

Posted by: Y-not at March 07, 2015 08:49 AM (9BRsg)

88 Posted by: Y-not at March 07, 2015 08:45 AM


thanks really not following candidates this early on

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 07, 2015 08:50 AM (Cq0oW)

89 A couple weeks ago was coming down with a sore throat and my brother gave me some concoction that was a massive dose of Vitamin C. Emergency or Red Alert or something like that. It comes in pills too, at Dollar General and WalMart.

Dat shit worked like a mofo, an obernite!

Posted by: Xavier at March 07, 2015 08:51 AM (sTWPi)

90 86 Speaking of Idiocracy- this article is simultaneously the funniest and the saddest thing I've read in a couple weeks. But it's the Daily Mail linked off of Drudge, so don't blame me if you click through and aren't amused.


http://tinyurl.com/pk65q6u
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 07, 2015 08:48 AM (NeFrd)

How is a woman whose heart stops repeatedly even remotely funny? What there some humor in the article that just went over my head?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2015 08:52 AM (mx5oN)

91 Got a little bit of the sick thing myself.


And Moomer's true identity revealed.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 07, 2015 08:52 AM (vvS6Q)

92 >>That database skews Scandi. My Dad who could walk into any town in Ireland and be considered a native, came up Scandi.

Hmm.

I know I have some Scandi, because of the Van Dykes that I found, but they were many generations back, so 13 % is high for Known Scandis, but it's possible.

But I'm half Mexican and it came back 19 % N.A. and 24 % Iberian Peninsula, which is about what I thought it would be.

Only 2 % British is the only thing that seems weird. The easily traceable family goes back to there, but there are lots of other bits of the family that trace to Germany and other parts of Europe. Well, Prussia, as it were...

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 07, 2015 08:53 AM (0xTsz)

93 I'm just not getting all the negativity around here. I can't escape the feeling that forces--huge, powerful forces--are working on my behalf.

Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at March 07, 2015 08:54 AM (lG2E3)

94 71 Apparently they were also mad at her for talking to the other ladies in the dressing room about it. So, ladies, forget the whole "see something, say something".

--

I didn't see the original article but it seems to me one way to counter that is to start screaming hysterically and then claim seeing a nekkid guy triggered your traumas and sue the facility for failing to provide a safe place for your delicate sensibilities.

Posted by: @votermom at March 07, 2015 08:55 AM (XvP14)

95 van dyke is dutch i thought

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 07, 2015 08:56 AM (Cq0oW)

96 It is bright and sunny here this morning. It would be a great day for outside stuff IF it wasn't cold as hell.

Posted by: Vic at March 07, 2015 08:56 AM (wlDny)

97 95 van dyke is dutch i thought
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 07, 2015 08:56 AM (Cq0oW)

Lesbian driving a cargo conversion.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2015 08:57 AM (mx5oN)

98 "I can't escape the feeling that forces--huge, powerful forces--are working on my behalf."




Oh, oh, heh, you are not incorrect. There are huge, powerful forces working in your favor. Those same huge, powerful forces are working against ours, so.

How.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 07, 2015 08:57 AM (vvS6Q)

99 I didn't see the original article but it seems to me
one way to counter that is to start screaming hysterically and then
claim seeing a nekkid guy triggered your traumas and sue the facility
for failing to provide a safe place for your delicate sensibilities.

Posted by: @votermom at March 07, 2015 08:55 AM (XvP14)


Two-for-one sale this week only!

Posted by: Bob's House of Fainting Couches at March 07, 2015 08:58 AM (yxw0r)

100 If "Don't Worry, Be Happy" is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at March 07, 2015 08:58 AM (lG2E3)

101 Oh, oh, heh, you are not incorrect. There are huge, powerful forces working in your favor. Those same huge, powerful forces are working against ours, so.

I wonder who that could be. Hmmm...maybe...SAAAAATAN?!

Posted by: The Church Lady at March 07, 2015 08:58 AM (mx5oN)

102 The Blaze has been dead to me for a while. The whole a Willkow firing and soccer balls for illegals was it. Also didn't find their treatment of Cliven Bundy professional, mocking him after he hung up from the interview.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at March 07, 2015 08:58 AM (rMTpA)

103 "Hmmm...maybe...SAAAAATAN?!"



The Left. Satan.


How do you tell them apart?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 07, 2015 09:02 AM (vvS6Q)

104 They are including Denmark in the Scandi category.

But...like...there are Scandi people there, but the main source of Scandi DNA is Norway and Sweden.

And yeh, the Van Dykes traced back to Amsterdam. Moved from there to New Amsterdam, strangely enough.

So I'm Native American and a native New Yorker!!



Posted by: Mama AJ at March 07, 2015 09:02 AM (0xTsz)

105 Take it from me, everybody--it's nice having minions.

Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at March 07, 2015 09:03 AM (lG2E3)

106 nood

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 07, 2015 09:04 AM (2Ri9w)

107 "They are including Denmark in the Scandi category.
"


Aren't the Danes considered Scandi? I thought they were.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 07, 2015 09:05 AM (vvS6Q)

108 They way they do the DNA thing is they are showing maps of where ppl with this DNA came from. They have 3 layers on the map to show "mostly from here" vs. some vs. few.

So "Scandi" could have come from Denmark or the Netherlands. But then you look at the Western European map and that shows that the majority of ppl in the Netherlands are considered Western European.

I think I need more coffee to make it clear...

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 07, 2015 09:14 AM (0xTsz)

109 "99 I didn't see the original article but it seems to me
one way to counter that is to start screaming hysterically and then
claim seeing a nekkid guy triggered your traumas and sue the facility
for failing to provide a safe place for your delicate sensibilities. "

genius.

Posted by: SarahW at March 07, 2015 09:16 AM (Lbv/k)

110 How is a woman whose heart stops repeatedly even remotely funny? What there some humor in the article that just went over my head?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2015 08:52 AM (mx5oN)


****


I'll take it from your comment that you read the headline but didn't really read the article. And I may have an insider's view of this woman's story that you are not appreciating. But I can tell you that the whole story is BS.

No big whoop.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 07, 2015 09:27 AM (NeFrd)

111 Random unemployed totally non-Islamist youths, for inexplicable motives, looted and then blew up the historical 600-year-old Virgin Mary Church in Tal Kaif, Iraq, "angering citizens who considered it to be the identity of their town and part of their heritage."

Weasel Zippers quoting Al Sofra

http://bit.ly/1E1Yocl

Posted by: mindful webworker - the war goes on at March 07, 2015 09:41 AM (EUw/L)

112 I laugh because I've been on morphine for the last week.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at March 07, 2015 07:58 PM (IbjZr)

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