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Frederic Remington, "French Explorer's Council with the Indians"
(c. 1901)

Posted by: rdbrewer at 10:11 AM




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1 Hola.

Posted by: NCKate at March 06, 2015 10:11 AM (zjJW0)

2 Even the paintings were in black in white back then.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 06, 2015 10:11 AM (/Ho8c)

3 My great-great grandfather is the Waldo in this picture.

Posted by: Lizzie Warren at March 06, 2015 10:12 AM (ZKGnj)

4 "The Tax-Collector: Or, Prelude to a Scalping"

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 06, 2015 10:12 AM (DT3rQ)

5 Blankets. Blankets everywhere.

Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 06, 2015 10:12 AM (mf5HN)

6 Allison just made a funny! Said French were there for the beaver!

Posted by: Brian Williams at March 06, 2015 10:14 AM (gwG9s)

7 5
Great place for me to hide. Just, saying. *smile a jagged smile*

Posted by: Face size spider in AtC's closet at March 06, 2015 10:14 AM (sgrzZ)

8 5
Blankets. Blankets Smallpox. Smallpox everywhere.

fixt

Posted by: Howard Zinn at March 06, 2015 10:14 AM (o78gS)

9
Indians: "We'll take the carrots and the lettuce, but we don't want the rutabagas!"

French: "No deal."

Indians: "Okay, everything (but we'll regret this)."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2015 10:15 AM (bWFHa)

10 What, no surprises on the click today?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 06, 2015 10:15 AM (XmOA9)

11 Are the Fwench surrendering?

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2015 10:15 AM (7ObY1)

12 I see Elizabeth Warren's great grandfather in that picture. Note the high cheekbones on the second Injun on the left...

Posted by: Timon at March 06, 2015 10:15 AM (ZDJwC)

13 How much for the jasper brunette?

Posted by: redenzo at March 06, 2015 10:15 AM (JMb/Y)

14 Harrison hasn't had 'The Right Stuff' in years.

Posted by: Calista Flockhart at March 06, 2015 10:16 AM (gwG9s)

15 Do I see Elizabeth Warren's great-great grand-pappy?

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2015 10:16 AM (7ObY1)

16 Weekly Standard -Al Gore on way to Iowa amid Clinton scandal.
Just what we need Bush vs. Gore 2.0!

Not that I'm rooting or expect Bush, but it's a possibility.

Posted by: Carol at March 06, 2015 10:16 AM (sj3Ax)

17 Posted by: Timon at March 06, 2015 10:15 AM (ZDJwC)

Heh. Great minds and all that!

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2015 10:17 AM (7ObY1)

18

I shall name this painting "Elizabeth Warren's People Meet With Hillary Clinton's People".

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2015 10:17 AM (NaV4z)

19 Is that AtC looking out of that pot by the fire?

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 10:17 AM (sgrzZ)

20

I can see one of those indians breaking into Hillary's email.

Posted by: imp at March 06, 2015 10:17 AM (/ogTa)

21 Yay! Open Thread!

Posted by: EC at March 06, 2015 10:18 AM (doBIb)

22 Leader of the Free World:

http://tinyurl.com/kl59mx9

Awesome Firewall from Bill Whittle

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 06, 2015 10:18 AM (BZAd3)

23 I can see one of those indians breaking into Hillary's email.

Posted by: imp at March 06, 2015 10:17 AM (/ogTa)


I think the French guy is reading Hillary's emails to the Indians.

Posted by: Timon at March 06, 2015 10:18 AM (ZDJwC)

24 Just what we need Bush vs. Gore 2.0!



Not that I'm rooting or expect Bush, but it's a possibility.





Posted by: Carol at March 06, 2015 10:16 AM (sj3Ax)


Could be worse, could be Bush v Clinton. Personally I'm voting for Sean Sorrentino. https://www.facebook.com/PresidentNotTheBossOfYou

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 06, 2015 10:19 AM (6fyGz)

25 If you embiggen it, from the looks on their faces, I'd say some peace pipes had been smoked.

Bring on the venison jerky and a drum circle!

(well, Pink Floyd hadn't been invented yet, maaan)





Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2015 10:19 AM (7ObY1)

26 See those Injuns makes me want a cocktail.

Posted by: ALH at March 06, 2015 10:19 AM (yAPdC)

27 Anybody watching that HBO 6 part doc on Robert Durst. Filmmaker did a good job. Cant believe he is not involved in all those murders but not enough evid.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 06, 2015 10:19 AM (iQIUe)

28 "The French teach The Iroquois how to properly surrender to the rapacious ways of the white man."

Posted by: NEA Council at March 06, 2015 10:19 AM (+lm4e)

29 Is that AtC looking out of that pot by the fire?
Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 10:17 AM


*lots of shifty eyes*

Yes. Yes, it is. It's not anyone else...

*lots of shifty eyes*

Posted by: The Face-Sized Spider at March 06, 2015 10:19 AM (h4vJk)

30 Rahm is starting to lose it.

http://tinyurl.com/p2oljm5

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 10:19 AM (sgrzZ)

31 "Syndics of the NoVaMoMee" 2014

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 06, 2015 10:20 AM (l3vZN)

32 I've been willowed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 10:20 AM (FsuaD)

33 My great-great grandfather is the Waldo in this picture.
Posted by: Lizzie Warren

threadwinner at #3. Whoever had #3, please collect your platinum level membership.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 06, 2015 10:20 AM (b7GF2)

34 Is that AtC looking out of that pot by the fire?

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 10:17 AM (sgrzZ)


Saying "Make with the fire Squanto, the water is getting cold. And someone bring me another Mai Tai, chop chop!"

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 06, 2015 10:20 AM (6fyGz)

35 My life's goal is to bathe in Hillary Clinton's moisturizing tears of sadness and dance to her primal screams of frustration and disappointment.

May she go down and never get back up (politically speaking, of course).

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2015 10:20 AM (shFKH)

36 Weapons HEART:

http://tinyurl.com/lx69lwt

Facebook site virtually custom engineered with the Moron in mind.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 06, 2015 10:20 AM (BZAd3)

37 Hillary's tears are the only thing about her that's moist, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2015 10:21 AM (7ObY1)

38 The third Indian from the left is an FBI plant. A raid and many terrorism charges are pending.

Posted by: Jaws at March 06, 2015 10:21 AM (WKNX4)

39 "Dudes, you Injuns score the best shit! I can taste colors and am seeing, like, your auras surrounding you! Pass that fuckin' 'Peace Pipe, again, Tonto!"

Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2015 10:22 AM (72D6h)

40 Penmar Golf Course welcomes our newest honorary members: Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, Bang Ding Ow and Harrison Ford.

Posted by: Penmar Golf Course Venice,Ca. at March 06, 2015 10:22 AM (gwG9s)

41 Where is John Wayne when I need him?

Posted by: ALH at March 06, 2015 10:22 AM (yAPdC)

42 Heard someone say that both the Americans & the Brits during the revolutionary war did not want to be captured by the Indian mercenaries both sides employed b/c their use of torture.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 06, 2015 10:22 AM (iQIUe)

43 May she go down and never get back up

Huma's job.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 10:22 AM (sgrzZ)

44 lol @ the spider

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 06, 2015 10:23 AM (/Ho8c)

45 42
Heard someone say that both the Americans the Brits during the
revolutionary war did not want to be captured by the Indian mercenaries
both sides employed b/c their use of torture.



BS. They were gentle hunter-gatherers. And worshiped Gaia.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 10:23 AM (FsuaD)

46 Saying "Make with the fire Squanto, the water is getting cold. And someone bring me another Mai Tai, chop chop!"
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 06, 2015 10:20 AM (6fyGz)



That is remarkably accurate.

Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 06, 2015 10:23 AM (mf5HN)

47 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 10:23 AM (kff5f)

48 I found Waldo!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 10:23 AM (kff5f)

49 ERIC HOTEHAM = i.e. HRC AT HOME

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2015 10:23 AM (7ObY1)

50 Heard someone say that both the Americans & the Brits during the revolutionary war did not want to be captured by the Indian mercenaries both sides employed b/c their use of torture.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 06, 2015 10:22 AM (iQIUe)

That cannot be true. Everyone knows that the Indians were a peaceful people at one with nature. Torture would not have lived up to their values.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2015 10:24 AM (shFKH)

51 Hillary's tears are the only thing about her that's moist, IYKWIMAITYD.





Posted by: Citizen X


*vomiting noisily*

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 06, 2015 10:24 AM (/Ho8c)

52
So... there I was, watching with fascination, as the French and the Iroquois overcame language barriers to formulate a plan to deal with the British in 1751.

Posted by: Brian Williams at March 06, 2015 10:24 AM (NaV4z)

53 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 10:24 AM (kff5f)

54 I have Safari open & can't read links from it.
I have to do things & can't stay here.
Supposedly Gore is going to Iowa for climate BS.

Posted by: Carol at March 06, 2015 10:24 AM (sj3Ax)

55 Me gottem wampum.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 10:24 AM (evdj2)

56 I found Waldo!

So did my great-great grandmother. See these cheekbones? All the proof I need.

Posted by: Lizzie Warren at March 06, 2015 10:25 AM (ZKGnj)

57 55 Me gottem wampum.

Me got girth

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 10:25 AM (sgrzZ)

58 Is perhaps a # IamGalileo or #IamCopernicus slogan is in order at this point?

T-shirts,
coffee mugs, beer koozies with a logo of the sun heating one side of
the earth and the other side of the earth radiating away wavy heat rays,
looking for all the ... umm... world like some lustrous, golden haired
vixen who loves us all dearly, but would kill us with a laugh and a
smile given even the slightest chance?

Dream date material.

Like the Starbucks fishchick.

But hotter.

And more Earthy.

Posted by: revolting peasant at March 06, 2015 10:25 AM (Rnllb)

59 I usually use Mercury browser on iPad but TWS, WSJ & all others know passwords so I don't have to look them up.

Posted by: Carol at March 06, 2015 10:25 AM (sj3Ax)

60 Those guys in the middle look like Guy Fawkes.

Posted by: Ricrado Kill at March 06, 2015 10:25 AM (LA7Cm)

61 Heh. Martin Bashir is back. Has a gig at CBS(?).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 10:25 AM (FsuaD)

62
"....en eef you weel join us, we weel teach you to speak with thees horribluh ax-sunnt Oui unh hunh hunh hunh"

Posted by: Bigby's Cracking Knuckles at March 06, 2015 10:26 AM (3ZtZW)

63 True or False

Those were Iroquoi Indians.

Posted by: History , who bitch am I ? at March 06, 2015 10:26 AM (glJL/)

64 La Choom Gang.

Posted by: Peppy La Pew at March 06, 2015 10:26 AM (gwG9s)

65 Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly chief? Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

Posted by: Fetchez la vache at March 06, 2015 10:26 AM (vgIRn)

66 Fcuk CBS in particular

Posted by: Fcuk This-n-That Cat at March 06, 2015 10:26 AM (7ObY1)

67 Those Indians are preparing Pow-Wow Chow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 10:27 AM (FsuaD)

68 Lovely, a Blazing Saddles homage.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at March 06, 2015 10:27 AM (gwG9s)

69 White male eurocentric cis-normative oppression of the indigenous peoples!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2015 10:27 AM (mx5oN)

70 Those Indians are preparing Pow-Wow Chow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 10:27 AM


Oooh! Oklahoma crab dip!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2015 10:27 AM (h4vJk)

71 Heard an interview with a guy last night that got his Miata stuck in the snow. The interviewer asked why were you out in this mess in a Miata. Reason: "I wanted a Starbucks".

*facepalm*

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 10:28 AM (sgrzZ)

72 Dammit. Potential yard maintenance company is over two hours late.

Nice way to get the job.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 10:28 AM (FsuaD)

73 Ah Erotic Hem

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 10:28 AM (evdj2)

74 Woo Woo Warren's family?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2015 10:28 AM (rDqRv)

75 We weel be happy to surrender tout suite, but first, let us smokez some more of zat American wacky tobaccy, oui oui!

Posted by: Zee Franch at March 06, 2015 10:28 AM (7ObY1)

76 They're the early EPA, issuing a fine for lack of burn permit.

Posted by: fly gal at March 06, 2015 10:28 AM (5IvA0)

77 30 I read the original source on Rahm's blowup that was linked in the sidebar. What a Communist piece of work. He is a retired teacher, big union blogger, who is naturally pro-Chuy. I think that side's version of events, which is repeated in the Daily Beast piece, is probably overstated. That having been said, when your choice is between the leftist and the Communist, you lose either way. Rahm will get reelected with the tribal vote (i.e., South Side blacks can't let a Hispanic in the mayor's office).

As an aside, I visited Chicago last summer, and I was shocked at how segregated it is. It is very clear what the boundaries are between ethnic groups.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 06, 2015 10:29 AM (5f5bM)

78 So...is that friendly visit from the local Indians?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2015 10:29 AM (lHHyw)

79 And, no doubt, peddling firewater.

Posted by: Ricrado Kill at March 06, 2015 10:29 AM (LA7Cm)

80 moi te aimer longtemps

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at March 06, 2015 10:29 AM (R8hU8)

81 Hey-how-are-ya, Hey-how-are-ya, Hey-how-are-ya

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2015 10:29 AM (4R02F)

82 Ear Itch Home

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 10:29 AM (evdj2)

83 The east Jerusalem terrorist who rammed his car into a crowd of Border Policewomen on Shimon Hatzadik Street in the capital on Friday has been identified by authorities as Mohammed Mahmoud Abdel Razek Salaima.


nice name

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2015 10:29 AM (rDqRv)

84 Are they singing "I Put a Spell On You"?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2015 10:30 AM (t//F+)

85 Penmar Golf Course welcomes our newest honorary members: Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, Bang Ding Ow and Harrison Ford.
Posted by: Penmar Golf Course Venice,Ca

I didn't make the cut.

Posted by: Won Wing Lo at March 06, 2015 10:30 AM (b7GF2)

86 You can practically *feel* the small pox in those blankets.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 10:30 AM (FsuaD)

87 71 Second question should've been why are you driving a Miata if you're a dude.

Posted by: NCKate at March 06, 2015 10:30 AM (zjJW0)

88 Hate Crime Ho

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 10:30 AM (evdj2)

89 Heard an interview with a guy last night that got his Miata stuck in the snow. The interviewer asked why were you out in this mess in a Miata. Reason: "I wanted a Starbucks".

*facepalm*

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 10:28 AM (sgrzZ)


The real answer- One of the snow plows needed a wheel chock.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2015 10:30 AM (FMbng)

90 Anyone else watch "Dig" last night?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 10:31 AM (FsuaD)

91 I,Roach Theme.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 10:31 AM (evdj2)

92 The east Jerusalem terrorist who rammed his car into a crowd of Border Policewomen on Shimon Hatzadik Street in the capital on Friday has been identified by authorities as Mohammed Mahmoud Abdel Razek Salaima.

nice name

Posted by: Nevergiveup



Let me guess. White hispanic?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2015 10:31 AM (4R02F)

93 90 Anyone else watch "Dig" last night?

Dig is what I DID last night.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 10:32 AM (sgrzZ)

94 "Your women, how much? We want to buy them."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2015 10:32 AM (ZbCKc)

95 "Mohammed Mahmoud Abdel Razek Salaima. "



Indicative of absolutely nothing. Nothing at all.

Posted by: Ricrado Kill at March 06, 2015 10:32 AM (LA7Cm)

96 Alternate caption: After years of searching, French finally locate the fabled Fugawe Tribe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2015 10:32 AM (h4vJk)

97 So, I totally want to get a couple of these to guard the approaches to Sharkman's End o' the Republic Distillery, Armory, Redoubt and House of Ill Repute:

http://tinyurl.com/Lets-mount-this-on-a-shark

I wonder if I could also afix this to the noggins of the sharks swimming in the Redoubt's moat.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2015 10:33 AM (72D6h)

98 Waiting on the wrecker to show up. One of our vehicles has a dead battery this morning. My guy still wanted to jump it and take off for Timbuktu.
Like it's easier to deal with being stranded in the boonies than in your own office parking lot.
See, White Men Can't Jump.

Posted by: ALH at March 06, 2015 10:33 AM (yAPdC)

99 Anyone else watch "Dig" last night?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 10:31 AM (FsuaD)


Yes. It looks pretty good.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2015 10:33 AM (FMbng)

100 Uh-oh.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 06, 2015 10:33 AM (LA7Cm)

101 Sharkman, Barrel.

Barrel, Sharkman.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2015 10:33 AM (h4vJk)

102 "Mohammed Mahmoud Abdel Razek Salaima. "


He's such a nice, quiet young man. Runs a kabob stand in the neighborhood. Never any trouble.

----- Mohammed's neighbors

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 10:33 AM (FsuaD)

103 Barrel

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at March 06, 2015 10:34 AM (R8hU8)

104 What makes the red man reeeeeed?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2015 10:34 AM (wtvvX)

105 Sharkman, please pickup the courtesy phone. Call from the barrel line 1.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 10:34 AM (sgrzZ)

106 The barrel must be fed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 10:34 AM (FsuaD)

107 The real answer- One of the snow plows needed a wheel chock.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2015 10:30 AM


Nah...you need a Prius for that. Already nice and wedge shaped.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2015 10:34 AM (h4vJk)

108 What makes the muskrat guard his musk?

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 10:35 AM (evdj2)

109 Report to the tiny barrel in the painting.

Posted by: NCKate at March 06, 2015 10:35 AM (zjJW0)

110 Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.

Posted by: The Barrel at March 06, 2015 10:35 AM (vgIRn)

111 Barrel heap big, heap deep.

Home to many white men.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2015 10:35 AM (wtvvX)

112 I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Posted by: French 101 at March 06, 2015 10:35 AM (gwG9s)

113 A Hermetic Ho

Ace Mother Hi

Race Home Hit

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2015 10:35 AM (7ObY1)

114 Needs jobs program

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 06, 2015 10:35 AM (wMXi/)

115 Huh. I don't see a Joo here. They must have made their gentile lackies do the heavy lifting before they started turning fur into Joo gold.

Posted by: FDR's Television at March 06, 2015 10:35 AM (ne2fm)

116 Which way to Little Big Horn?

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 06, 2015 10:36 AM (Gcu5R)

117 111 Barrel heap big, heap deep.

Home to many white men.

We said barrel not Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 10:36 AM (sgrzZ)

118 *collects hazmat suit, bucket of bleach, respirator, quart of Jack Daniels*

*scurries off to teh Barrel*


Damnit!

Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2015 10:36 AM (72D6h)

119 That painting is racist.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at March 06, 2015 10:36 AM (UaV8u)

120 My hometown of Worcester, MA was purchased fair and square from the Indians. A winter coat, about twenty dollars (Crowns, Pounds?) and several yards of heavy cloth. You couldn't get that much for it now.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 06, 2015 10:36 AM (2cS/G)

121
About 10 years ago a small plane crashed into an apt bldg in the Fairfax district of Los Angeles. 4 died and the block went up in flames.

And didnt some NY Yankee crash into a bldg back in the 80s?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 06, 2015 10:36 AM (iQIUe)

122 44 percent still believe Hill is 'honest'

Damn idiots.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 06, 2015 10:37 AM (fWAjv)

123 It's a pox!

Posted by: Chief Admiral Ackbar at March 06, 2015 10:37 AM (gwG9s)

124 I see warren

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 06, 2015 10:37 AM (wMXi/)

125 #Kateurday Open Thread Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/573869547154993152

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/573869772565258240

Posted by: kbdabear at March 06, 2015 10:37 AM (GrXXa)

126 For no very good reason, this painting reminds me of this (no spiders).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr9mwXIN7Z0

Be sure to watch the other parts for the whole story.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2015 10:37 AM (h4vJk)

127 Oh, big mouth obama has opened his mouth on Ferguson. Always the one to throw flames on the fire...

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 06, 2015 10:38 AM (iQIUe)

128 *collects hazmat suit, bucket of bleach, respirator, quart of Jack Daniels*

I switched Sharkman's Quart of Jack Daniels with Ice Tea. Let's see if he notices.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 10:38 AM (sgrzZ)

129 nd didnt some NY Yankee crash into a bldg back in the 80s?
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 06, 2015 10:36 AM (iQIUe)

Yes Cory Lidle

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2015 10:38 AM (rDqRv)

130 Wait, what got Shark in the Barrel? I'm not seeing anything abnormal.

Mind you I still can't see that damn sailboat, but that's hardly the point here.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 06, 2015 10:39 AM (DT3rQ)

131 Where is the crab dip

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 06, 2015 10:39 AM (wMXi/)

132 @87

Some guy in Colorado or wherever is cramming Corvette v8s into Miatas. Those cars are dude rated.

Posted by: revolting peasant at March 06, 2015 10:39 AM (I/AOM)

133 I'm bringing the spittoon back into style.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 06, 2015 10:39 AM (Gcu5R)

134 Dems vowing to protect Boehner?

one party rule

screw them all

Posted by: Feh at March 06, 2015 10:39 AM (Loo32)

135 Mind you I still can't see that damn sailboat, but that's hardly the point here.

You need *deep* focus.

Posted by: Mr. Pitt at March 06, 2015 10:39 AM (evdj2)

136 I switched Sharkman's Quart of Jack Daniels with Ice Tea. Let's see if he notices.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 10:38 AM (sgrzZ)


*chuckles, feeling lucky wrg500 didn't piss in the quart bottle instead; reaches into boot for pint of Everclear*

Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2015 10:39 AM (72D6h)

137 "if you like your witch doctor, you can keep your witch doctor"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2015 10:40 AM (FMbng)

138 That cannot be true. Everyone knows that the Indians were a peaceful people at one with nature. Torture would not have lived up to their values.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2015 10:24 AM (shFKH)



Late lamented BFF was Mohawk. I once saw her actually fall off a chair laughing so hard when someone very earnestly said roughly that in front of her.

This is the part where I tell the story about the time in Wal-Mart where she said something, I don't remember what, and I handed her a blanket and said "Here. Have this blanket." Yes, she promptly began beating me with the blanket in the middle of the aisle.

Worth. It.

Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 06, 2015 10:40 AM (mf5HN)

139 You couldn't get that much for it now.
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 06, 2015 10:36 AM


Could be worse. You might have been from Lawrence.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2015 10:40 AM (h4vJk)

140 I switched Sharkman's Quart of Jack Daniels with Ice Tea. Let's see if he notices.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 10:38 AM (sgrzZ)

----

Thank You.

Posted by: Sharkman's Liver at March 06, 2015 10:40 AM (NaV4z)

141 On Drudge there's a story how the Dems are going to protect Boehner from any conservative coup. That says it all right there.

Posted by: Iblis at March 06, 2015 10:40 AM (U0ndG)

142 Indicative of absolutely nothing. Nothing at all.

Posted by: Ricrado Kill


Well, it indicates that people who are oppressed and have too many names get angry and go 'splodey.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 06, 2015 10:41 AM (/Ho8c)

143 Little Big Horn? Turn left at the fork and look for the teepees. You can't miss them.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 06, 2015 10:41 AM (Gcu5R)

144 You people like to gamble. You can have gambling. We'll give you STDs and alcohol. Heap Good Trade. You'll see.

Posted by: Princess Loose Slots! at March 06, 2015 10:41 AM (gwG9s)

145
'We no lik'em pox blankets you give us last time'

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2015 10:41 AM (2ePOO)

146 More pictures with shadows, arrgh. Can't these artists just leave me alone for christsakes. All I did was get a little relief from that shrew I'm married to.

Posted by: bubba clinton looking for a little relief at March 06, 2015 10:42 AM (cNpuB)

147 Obama wants the nation's police forces not to enforce laws against criminals. Hey, it's not like we weren't warned

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 06, 2015 10:43 AM (KmVn3)

148 On Drudge there's a story how the Dems are going to protect Boehner from any conservative coup. That says it all right there.

Posted by: Iblis at March 06, 2015 10:40 AM (U0ndG)


How cute, they're protecting their piss boy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2015 10:43 AM (FMbng)

149 one party rule
screw them all
Posted by: Feh at March 06, 2015 10:39 AM


One Party to rule them all...

Eeeexcellent.

Posted by: Sauron at March 06, 2015 10:43 AM (h4vJk)

150 The plane that Han Solo planted in the golf course: Ryan ST trainer, produced for the USAAF right before WWII as the PT-22 Recruit. Had to look it up, not one I'd heard of before.

Wiki link: http://tinyurl.com/n6onwdt

Posted by: Stu-22 at March 06, 2015 10:43 AM (vd4oB)

151 Damned illegal immigrants!

Posted by: Hiawatha at March 06, 2015 10:43 AM (FCsIb)

152 "Little Big Horn? Turn left at the fork and look for the teepees. You can't miss them. "



Thanks! This shouldn't take long. Cheerio!

Posted by: Gen. George Armstrong Cluster at March 06, 2015 10:44 AM (LA7Cm)

153 Ugh. A "Friend" and fellow Dental Officer who is of Indian Ancestry went to Geneva to talk to the UN Human's Right Council about something to do with the Indians. OK fine I am sure he point was valid but why give any legitimacy to those scumbags on the Human Right's Council? And I wrote him to let him know that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2015 10:44 AM (rDqRv)

154 And if the Dems are going to bail out Boner then the GOP needs to expel him from the Party.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 06, 2015 10:44 AM (KmVn3)

155 I keep thinking when reading these stories about "FOIA requests" that it stands for "F**k Off In Arlington."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2015 10:44 AM (lNEaL)

156 Damned illegal immigrants!

Should have protected your borders.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 06, 2015 10:44 AM (/kI1Q)

157
Wanna see a lefties head explode.

Ask them why they have a bug up their ass about a "few thousand" smallpox deaths that the white man gave the redman.... supposedly....

..... but they dont give two shits about the "millions" of tobacco related white man deaths that the red man gave the white man....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2015 10:45 AM (NaV4z)

158 Hey, these f-ing beads were made in China!

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 06, 2015 10:46 AM (Gcu5R)

159 >>That cannot be true. Everyone knows that the Indians were a peaceful
people at one with nature. Torture would not have lived up to their
values.

*Ahem* Hannah Dustin could tell you otherwise

Fun fact: Ward Churchill is responsible for creating the story (now treated as fact) that the US government *intentionally* gave the small pox-infected blankets to the Indians. He did this using a favorite trick of his: including it in his writings and then attributing it to a source doc in the footnotes.....when the source doc he cited said no such thing. He counted on people to not check his footnotes.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2015 10:47 AM (lHHyw)

160 A group of children in Yemen have attempted to burn a 10-year-old boy to death after first locking him in a cage in a shocking imitation of the Islamic State's murder of a Jordanian pilot.

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But no finger guns so it's cool

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 06, 2015 10:47 AM (fWAjv)

161 Rush told his version of the story of the Dutch purchase of Manhattan Island the other day, and NYC hasn't changed much if his story is true.

It seems the Dutch didn't really know who the owners of Manhattan were and a tribe from Canarsie in Brooklyn convinced them they were the owners. So the boys from Brooklyn sold the land they didn't own to the hapless Dutch and hightailed it home before anyone on the Dutch side figured out what happened. I guess the bridge was extra.

Posted by: MTF at March 06, 2015 10:48 AM (FCsIb)

162 Not real Indians. No one is smoking, and there are no dogs. Probably Italians and Greeks dressed up as Indians. Damn Hollywood bs again.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 06, 2015 10:48 AM (cNpuB)

163 I spent like three hours shading their upper lips. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.

Posted by: Frederic Remington Dynamite at March 06, 2015 10:49 AM (gwG9s)

164 Yes, General Custer. We speakum truth. Only ten injuns camped on Little Big Horrn. That no bull.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 06, 2015 10:49 AM (Gcu5R)

165 Unemployment fell again

Posted by: Tighter at March 06, 2015 10:50 AM (Orj1M)

166 @161


Heh! I love it. Scammed again.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 06, 2015 10:50 AM (LA7Cm)

167 The Native American tribes were nature-loving socialists who lived in harmony with Mother Earth and each other, until the bloodthirsty capitalist Europeans invaded and raped them for gold.

Posted by: Common Core at March 06, 2015 10:50 AM (Tj+s6)

168 White Privileged Oppressors Lure Unsuspecting Native Americans Into A Genocidal Trap.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 06, 2015 10:51 AM (XUKZU)

169 I keep thinking when reading these stories about "FOIA requests" that it stands for "F**k Off In Arlington."

What's wrong with Arlington?

I mean: besides Jerry-World.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 10:51 AM (kff5f)

170 what's the participation rate? And what kind of jobs are they? What benefits are available?
Sorr,y I was channeling every motherfucking democrat from 2000 - until the ascent of the Dear leader

Posted by: deeper at March 06, 2015 10:51 AM (b7GF2)

171
Unemployment fell, while the labor force declined such that 100 million Americans are not in the workforce.

What an amazing coincidence.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2015 10:51 AM (2ePOO)

172 165 Unemployment fell again
Posted by: Tighter at March 06, 2015 10:50 AM (Orj1M)

And the labor force participation rate dropped again. The takers are going to overtake the makers before long at this rate.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 06, 2015 10:51 AM (3HxZe)

173 I guess the Dems are promising to keep Boner in cigs and booze.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 10:51 AM (FsuaD)

174 69 George Will says LL will never be prosecuted ...

LL? Lois Lerner? Lois Lane? Lana Lang? I see one of them marrying Superman, but she's wearing a veil and I can't see her face!

Posted by: Puzzled Dolphin at March 06, 2015 10:52 AM (ox0ld)

175 And didnt some NY Yankee crash into a bldg back in the 80s?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 06, 2015 10:36 AM (iQIUe)

Thurman Munson died in a Cessna-type plane crash at an airport, IIRC, but I don't think he hit a building.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2015 10:52 AM (wtvvX)

176 Those First Nations people look Italian. Like me.

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at March 06, 2015 10:52 AM (gwG9s)

177
And the labor force participation rate dropped again. The takers are going to overtake the makers before long at this rate.

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They already did - last fall.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2015 10:52 AM (2ePOO)

178 Unemployment fell, while the labor force declined such that 100 million Americans are not in the workforce.

What an amazing coincidence.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2015 10:51 AM (2ePOO)

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Yeah..... dont do anything about the numerator in the ratio..... just make the denominator smaller.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2015 10:52 AM (NaV4z)

179 In many ways Obama is the French explorer of the 21st century.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 06, 2015 10:52 AM (cNpuB)

180 White Privileged Oppressors Lure Unsuspecting Native Americans Into A Genocidal Trap

I was interested to learn how bow use fell off after the intoruction of muskets. And how both the French and English, partiularly the French, were adept at manipulating supplies of powder and shot.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 06, 2015 10:53 AM (b7GF2)

181 And we will show you the half black man made by the Great White Father.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 06, 2015 10:53 AM (Gcu5R)

182 Here's something that doesn't suck.
http://is.gd/VwcZ4I

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 06, 2015 10:54 AM (/kI1Q)

183 They already did - last fall.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2015 10:52 AM (2ePOO)

The things that happen when I'm too busy pulling the wagon to notice.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 06, 2015 10:55 AM (3HxZe)

184 Thurman Munson died in a Cessna-type plane crash at an airport, IIRC, but I don't think he hit a building.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2015 10:52 AM (wtvvX)

Cory Lidle hit a building on the East side of NYC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2015 10:55 AM (rDqRv)

185 @159 Right. Never happened. It was suggested once, in an officer's letter during the "French-and-Indian War" (I'm French-and-Indian, so we lost I guess), but never attempted. And in 1760, that would be the British doing that, not Americans.

There was a terrific death -- you can argue it, it was scores of thousands, or some say 'millions' -- just before large-scale red/white interaction. Native strain, or incidental contact with the gentlemen pictured above, we may never know.

Fierce torture was commonplace on the frontier. All sides did it. And liked it.

The jury is still out on STD's. It well may have originated with the Indians. Like the English and French poxes, nobody wants credit. If you read Lewis and Clark's accounts, everybody had it (except L and C of course), and their voyage of discovery was a coast-to-coast f**kfest. Really, it's no wonder they're not teaching that one in schools anymore. You have to leave a lot out 'for the children.'

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 06, 2015 10:55 AM (xq1UY)

186 100 million Americans are not in the workforce

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Okay, if you just look at people eligible to be *in* the work-force, the entire working age population is what, 250 million? Ish?

Nearly HALF the working-age population is not in the workforce?

#WASTF.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 10:56 AM (kff5f)

187 Unemployment fell again

As did employment.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 10:56 AM (evdj2)

188 Yeah..... dont do anything about the numerator in the ratio..... just make the denominator smaller.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2015 10:52 AM (NaV4z)

And in the Fortress of Evil, Darth Math is laughing.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 06, 2015 10:56 AM (3HxZe)

189 Possible jihad failure at Miami Intl Airport. Muslim convert hispanic woman (?) screaming in possible Arabic, attempted to ram a police car? Many ??? due to translations and possible coverup. Link in url

Posted by: Baldy at March 06, 2015 10:56 AM (sEXjW)

190 295,000 jobs created last month. The economy is roaring and all you conservatives can do is weep. The Hillary email stuff will do her no damage. Americans love her and will support her no matter what.

2016 will be fun to see you cons losing again.

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 10:56 AM (/Ikyi)

191 50 . . . That [Indians used torture] cannot be true. Everyone knows that the Indians were a peaceful
people at one with nature. Torture would not have lived up to their
values.

*
*
Ha. Read about the Comanches sometime. The Apaches scared white settlers . . . but the Comanches scared the Apaches.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2015 10:56 AM (lNEaL)

192 189
Possible jihad failure at Miami Intl Airport. Muslim convert hispanic
woman (?) screaming in possible Arabic, attempted to ram a police car?
Many ??? due to translations and possible coverup. Link in url




But the Crusades.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 10:57 AM (FsuaD)

193 "Yeah..... dont do anything about the numerator in the ratio..... just make the denominator smaller. "


Ipso facto->Profit!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 06, 2015 10:57 AM (LA7Cm)

194 54
Supposedly Gore is going to Iowa for climate BS.

Posted by: Carol at March 06, 2015 10:24 AM (sj3Ax)


Aw, crap. The forecast for next week was for warmer weather. With Gore coming to preach about glowbull warming we're pretty much certain to get a blizzard and arctic temps.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at March 06, 2015 10:57 AM (tu3iY)

195 The economy is roaring

Like Charybdis.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 10:57 AM (kff5f)

196 Kids in the Hall, Office Trapper:


http://tinyurl.com/q93yox5

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 06, 2015 10:58 AM (vgIRn)

197 Like Charybdis.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 10:57 AM (kff5f)

I think you just won mythological reference of the day.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 06, 2015 10:58 AM (3HxZe)

198
Here's something that doesn't suck


Awww. So sweet.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 06, 2015 10:58 AM (JtwS4)

199 I think you just won mythological reference of the day.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 06, 2015 10:58 AM (3HxZe)


Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 10:59 AM (kff5f)

200 Going to the rodeo tonight. Flag. Anthem. Cowboys. BBQ. But it's freezing. Only in the 50s today.

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 06, 2015 10:59 AM (wMXi/)

201 Unemployment fell, while the labor force declined such that 100 million Americans are not in the workforce.

What an amazing coincidence.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2015 10:51 AM (2ePOO)


Because I'm too energy efficient to go look, what's the break even number on job creation monthly? I thought it was 400k or so.

Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 06, 2015 10:59 AM (mf5HN)

202 Thurman Munson died here 8/79. Was visiting his hometown of Akron.

Posted by: Akron/Canton Airport at March 06, 2015 10:59 AM (gwG9s)

203 I did have to think for a moment to remember which one was Charybdis and which one was Scylla.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 11:00 AM (kff5f)

204 Also you don't see prog politicians at the rodeo

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 06, 2015 11:00 AM (wMXi/)

205 This is like the 90s again, a Democrat has given us an economic boom. 2016 will be a walk in the park for Dems with a booming economy.

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:00 AM (/Ikyi)

206
Nearly HALF the working-age population is not in the workforce?

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Officially 48%

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2015 11:00 AM (2ePOO)

207 Everyone seems to have forgotten that it takes 300K new jobs a month just to stay even with population growth. Only went 50K further into the red last month. Yeah, I guess.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:00 AM (evdj2)

208 43-1

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:01 AM (evdj2)

209 Israel at risk of annihilation



Thank you obama

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 06, 2015 11:01 AM (wMXi/)

210 The economy is roaring

Like Charybdis.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 10:57 AM (kff5f)

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You misspelled chlamydia, Allen.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2015 11:01 AM (NaV4z)

211 Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 06, 2015 10:54 AM

Cool!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2015 11:01 AM (h4vJk)

212 200 Going to the rodeo tonight. Flag. Anthem. Cowboys. BBQ. But it's freezing. Only in the 50s today.
Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 06, 2015 10:59 AM (wMXi/)

Put on a jacket and stand close to the barbecue from time to time. It'll be worth it.

Damnit, now I want barbecue.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 06, 2015 11:01 AM (3HxZe)

213 Theaters in Aleppo and other parts of Syria doing boffo box office with ISIS snuff films

http://tinyurl.com/lgpwnq7

Tell us again how they're not Islamic and even if they were they're just a teeny tiny minority of extremists with no following and even these people would be nice if we just gave them jobs

Posted by: kbdabear at March 06, 2015 11:01 AM (GrXXa)

214 Lowest job participation in history


Thanks obama

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 06, 2015 11:01 AM (wMXi/)

215 201
150,000 is the break even point. Obama's jobs numbers have averaged 250,000 the last year. This is the best jobs growth since Going n.

Obama rocks!

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:02 AM (/Ikyi)

216
Going to the rodeo tonight. Flag. Anthem. Cowboys. BBQ.

You know how much you're disappointing Obama.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 06, 2015 11:02 AM (JtwS4)

217 Mohammed Mahmoud Abdel Razek Salaima

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I was expecting John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 06, 2015 11:02 AM (XUKZU)

218 >>Nearly HALF the working-age population is not in the workforce?

Just out of curiosity, does that out of work number include all of our *cough* New Americans, some of them still "living in the shadows?"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2015 11:02 AM (lHHyw)

219 Damnit, now I want barbecue.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 06, 2015 11:01 AM (3HxZe)


Dammit. Now I want BBQ at a rodeo.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 11:02 AM (kff5f)

220 Lowest Black male employment ever measured.

Thanks obama.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:02 AM (evdj2)

221
Because I'm too energy efficient to go look, what's the break even number on job creation monthly? I thought it was 400k or so.
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Something over 300K, which we have not had since the evil Bush was in office. The only way they can bring the UE number down is to push down the denominator via the labor participation rate.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2015 11:02 AM (2ePOO)

222 214
5.5% unemployment. Deal with it!

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:03 AM (/Ikyi)

223 Thank You Obama

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Shut your dick hole.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 06, 2015 11:03 AM (XUKZU)

224 150,000 is the break even point.

Sorry dunce, but no.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:03 AM (evdj2)

225 Largest food stamp participation ever

Thanks Obama

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 06, 2015 11:03 AM (wMXi/)

226 Just out of curiosity, does that out of work number include all of our *cough* New Americans, some of them still "living in the shadows?"

Probably not.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 11:03 AM (kff5f)

227 207 Everyone seems to have forgotten that it takes 300K new jobs a month just to stay even with population growth. Only went 50K further into the red last month. Yeah, I guess.
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:00 AM (evdj2)

Clearly, what we need are more immigrants to keep wages down and compete for jobs. Demand always creates supply, right?

Posted by: Every Leftist Economist Ever at March 06, 2015 11:03 AM (3HxZe)

228 Something over 300K, which we have not had since the evil Bush was in office. The only way they can bring the UE number down is to push down the denominator via the labor participation rate.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2015 11:02 AM (2ePOO)



That's unpossible. Trollthing says otherwise.



Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 06, 2015 11:04 AM (mf5HN)

229 221
Bush rarely broke 300,000. The average job growth for Bush was an anemic 120,000 a month. When it comes to jobs Republican Presidents suck.

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:04 AM (/Ikyi)

230 Too bad Hil won't be the nominee to ride in on the "wave" of this "great economy". Dems won't hold any of the 3 branches of gubmit in 2017. Book it.

Posted by: brevity at March 06, 2015 11:04 AM (jmN7w)

231 "http://tinyurl.com/lgpwnq7 "




Fucked. Up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 06, 2015 11:04 AM (LA7Cm)

232 30 hour work week is now common.

Thanks TFG!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 06, 2015 11:04 AM (fWAjv)

233 I really don't know what I'm saying, but I'm paid to say it!

Posted by: Thank You Obama!!!! at March 06, 2015 11:04 AM (kff5f)

234 If I lived in Chicago I'd vote for Chuy.

I like to see big, spectacular failures in deep blue urban strongholds.

Posted by: McAdams at March 06, 2015 11:04 AM (poYhd)

235 Damnit, now I want barbecue.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 06, 2015 11:01 AM (3HxZe)


Husband and his buddies will be sitting up all night tonight smoking Boston butts. Over 100. Annual fundraiser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 11:04 AM (FsuaD)

236 Nearly half of adults not participating in the job market


Thanks obama

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 06, 2015 11:04 AM (wMXi/)

237 I was just given a bunch of talking points, and I have no clue if they're correct or not!!

Posted by: Thank You Obama!!!! at March 06, 2015 11:04 AM (kff5f)

238 227
You sound like a communist. You want the government to prevent competition.

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:05 AM (/Ikyi)

239 Thurman Munson died here 8/79. Was visiting his hometown of Akron.

Posted by: Akron/Canton Airport at March 06, 2015 10:59 AM (gwG9s)

He died pretty young, didn't he? I was never a Yankees fan, but he was a helluva ballplayer...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2015 11:05 AM (wtvvX)

240 150,000 is the break even point.

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:02 AM (/Ikyi)

Not even close.

If you are going to troll effectively, at least have the intelligence to use accurate data.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2015 11:05 AM (Zu3d9)

241 I don't know how math works, so I don't know why the labor participation rate is relevant!!!11!!!!

Posted by: Thank You Obama!!!! at March 06, 2015 11:05 AM (kff5f)

242 236
Its called baby boomer retirement.

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:05 AM (/Ikyi)

243 Going to the rodeo tonight. Flag. Anthem. Cowboys. BBQ. But it's freezing. Only in the 50s today.
Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit

Pint bottle of ValuRite fits easily in cowboy boots. Don't ask how I know this.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 06, 2015 11:05 AM (cNpuB)

244 >>Theaters in Aleppo and other parts of Syria doing boffo box office with ISIS snuff films

That's.....just sickening. Really.

And I am so darn sick of being lectured on how I am supposedly a racist atop my high horse hen this type of horror and hatred is being mainstreamed, and there's a not so super-sekret Christian genocide going on.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2015 11:05 AM (lHHyw)

245 Bush rarely broke 300,000. The average job growth for Bush was an anemic 120,000 a month. When it comes to jobs Republican Presidents suck.

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:04 AM (/Ikyi)

Because the majority were already employed you dumb fuck.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 06, 2015 11:06 AM (fWAjv)

246 Shit! Now people are pointing out how my arguments are as flaccid as my penis! I'd better call them communists!!

Posted by: Thank You Obama!!!! at March 06, 2015 11:06 AM (kff5f)

247 Tell us again how they're not Islamic and even if they were they're just a teeny tiny minority of extremists with no following and even these people would be nice if we just gave them jobs
Posted by: kbdabear at March 06, 2015 11:01 AM (GrXXa)

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Which reminds me.....

I want somebody to ask Psaki/Harf/Earnest if since they're not really Islamic, have they stopped issuing Korans, prayer rugs, and stopped serving halal meals to the terrorists in prison or the detainess in Gitmo.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2015 11:06 AM (NaV4z)

248 240
150,000 is the break even point. Deal with facts.

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:06 AM (/Ikyi)

249 When it comes to jobs Republican Presidents suck.

Possibly, but Democratic Congresses suck much much worse.

January 4th 2007: The day Pelosi became Speaker of the Democratically controlled 110th Congress

National unemployment rate for December 2006: 4.5%
2006 Federal Budget Deficit: $247.7 billion
Average GDP growth for 2006: 3.4%

It only took two years of Democratic rule to destroy the economy, and only two years of having Republicans run the house to get it going again.


The Democratic Congress lost 2 million more jobs between 2007 and 2010 (8 Million) than the preceding Republican Congress created 2001-2006 (6 Million). I haven't checked but I will bet that holds the record for losses since the Great Depression.

Conversely, the Republican House has presided over an almost 10 Million job increase since 2011.

So combining the two figures, Republicans +16M jobs, Democrats -8M.

Which has lead to:


Since 2008

Republicans +2 Houses of Congress, +8 Governors, +33 State Legislative Chambers.

Democrats retained Presidency.


43-1

The trend is not your friend, Joe.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:07 AM (evdj2)

250 Nearly half of adults, pre retirement age, not participating in the job market


Thanks obama

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 06, 2015 11:07 AM (wMXi/)

251 Troll say 5.5%, deal with it.

That's what we are doing, Troll. This is how you deal with it.
Want more? Come back tomorrow.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 06, 2015 11:07 AM (xq1UY)

252 The Dawn spacecraft has gone into orbit around the asteroid dwarf planet Ceres. Here is a detailed article about the mission:

https://tinyurl.com/kyeyqg8

Posted by: rickl at March 06, 2015 11:07 AM (sdi6R)

253 Sorry all. Will disengage.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 06, 2015 11:07 AM (fWAjv)

254 Stop. Feeding. The. Troll.

Remember, negative attention is still attention.

Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 06, 2015 11:07 AM (mf5HN)

255 My Mommy Dresses Me Funny

Posted by: Thanks You Obama! at March 06, 2015 11:07 AM (7ObY1)

256 National Debt: $18 Trillion. Last week the Treasury Dept. gave $3 Trillion to health insurers with no explanation. If you're not outraged you're not paying attention. Barry is unprecedented indeed.

Posted by: F*ck You Soetoro at March 06, 2015 11:07 AM (gwG9s)

257 Highest disability claims ever


Thanks obama

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 06, 2015 11:07 AM (wMXi/)

258 The stink has arrived.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 06, 2015 11:07 AM (cNpuB)

259 I guess the Dems are promising to keep Boner in cigs and booze.

-

Well, Boehner's 'Bama's bitch.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 06, 2015 11:07 AM (XUKZU)

260 If a Republican President had the jobs number Obama has, you would all be celebrating.

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:07 AM (/Ikyi)

261 Yeah!!! All those baby boomers retiring explains labor participation!!




Did I say that right Mr. Axlerod?

Posted by: Thank You Obama!!!! at March 06, 2015 11:07 AM (kff5f)

262 Yeah, thanks ALOT Obama...

Posted by: Hector's Goat at March 06, 2015 11:07 AM (OsWis)

263 The Hostages is featuring Nikita Klaestrup for Big Boob Friday

http://tinyurl.com/mc3rxuo

Ace really has to harass lobby Gutfeld and Levy to have her appear on Red Eye

Posted by: kbdabear at March 06, 2015 11:07 AM (GrXXa)

264 Troll's gotta troll.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 11:07 AM (FsuaD)

265 Highest welfare fraud ever


Thanks Obama

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 06, 2015 11:08 AM (wMXi/)

266 What, me work?

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 06, 2015 11:08 AM (Gcu5R)

267 "Clearly, what we need are more immigrants to keep wages down and compete for jobs. Demand always creates supply, right?"

What we will be told is clearly we need are more job training programs for the New Americans . And lots of bureaucracy, teachers, administrators etc... All good for an economy based on debt wishful thinking.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 06, 2015 11:08 AM (1BQGO)

268 Husband and his buddies will be sitting up all night tonight smoking Boston butts. Over 100. Annual fundraiser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 11:04 AM (FsuaD)

Sounds wonderful. Wish I could go.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 06, 2015 11:08 AM (3HxZe)

269 Just in case you had any lingering doubts about who Boehner really works for:

"Dems vow to Protect Boehner from conservative coup"

http://tinyurl.com/nj2gp8p

One party rule.....not that it's a big secret.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 06, 2015 11:08 AM (Fr8iN)

270 Daddy Soros, can I haz my check now?

I know you keep telling me it's in the mail, but I need paste!

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:08 AM (7ObY1)

271 I am developing a crush on Walker. I think it's the Throne of Skulls.

Posted by: jmel at March 06, 2015 11:09 AM (cfFqn)

272 Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:05 AM (/Ikyi)

Oooh....wrong again 'tard.

Retirees are not counted in the "left workforce" data.

Try again.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2015 11:09 AM (Zu3d9)

273 Hey, everyone!

Below Average Joe is back!

And he "thinks" he "knows" "things"!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2015 11:09 AM (wtvvX)

274 Journ-o-lists yesterday call Ford's trainer a "vintage fighter plane".

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 06, 2015 11:09 AM (b9fEe)

275 Please don't feed the troll.

Posted by: ALH at March 06, 2015 11:09 AM (yAPdC)

276 Greatest political quote ever: "I was the Tea Parry before the Tea Party."

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 06, 2015 11:10 AM (Gcu5R)

277 I just like to get the numbers out there for lurkers.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:10 AM (evdj2)

278 ...and when they finally stopped and got out, there, hanging on the door handle.... was a HOOK!

Posted by: jwpaine at March 06, 2015 11:10 AM (a3NCX)

279 What's a four letter word for what I suck by choice?

Starts with 'C'

Posted by: Thanks Obama! at March 06, 2015 11:10 AM (fWAjv)

280 Make that "party."

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 06, 2015 11:10 AM (Gcu5R)

281 150,000 is the break even point. Deal with facts.

Posted by: Thank You Obama


Show your work for full credit.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 06, 2015 11:10 AM (/Ho8c)

282 The migrant workers behind the dumpster say I give the best hummers ever!

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:10 AM (7ObY1)

283 249 When it comes to jobs Republican Presidents suck.

Possibly, but Democratic Congresses suck much much worse.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:07 AM (evdj2)



Why, one might almost conclude that the federal government is an impediment to job growth.

Posted by: rickl at March 06, 2015 11:10 AM (sdi6R)

284 Racial Tensions highest in 50 years!

Thank you Obama!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2015 11:11 AM (wtvvX)

285 249
With a booming economy, Republicans will not win in 2016. Presidential elections are a different animal. At the state and local level, the GOP is sane and actually tries to win everyone's vote. At the Presidential level, the GOP caters to low IQ racists.

2016 will be a Democrat win.

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:11 AM (/Ikyi)

286 Middle East descending into chaos!

Thank you Obama!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2015 11:11 AM (wtvvX)

287 Just target practice. Done now

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 06, 2015 11:11 AM (wMXi/)

288 So we've got a troll trollin on the "jobs" report? Grasping at straws...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 06, 2015 11:11 AM (Bn6aD)

289 Government regulation of the internet!

Thank you Obama!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2015 11:11 AM (wtvvX)

290 Thank you Obama. My sphincter is sore.

Posted by: Reggie Loves Barry at March 06, 2015 11:12 AM (gwG9s)

291 One party rule.....not that it's a big secret.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 06, 2015 11:08 AM (Fr8iN)

And on my usual third party kick, I just have to say that it's like how Reagan used to joke about China. If anyone ever started another party, it'd still be a one-party system, because nobody in their right mind would stay in the old one.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 06, 2015 11:12 AM (3HxZe)

292 US military being reduced to pre-WWII levels. Thanks, Obama!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 11:12 AM (FsuaD)

293 284
Only in the mind of racists in the GOP are racial tensions high. In reality white and black get along. Get out your house and open your eyes.

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:12 AM (/Ikyi)

294 Most glorious healthcare web site rollout disaster evah!

Thank you Obama!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2015 11:12 AM (wtvvX)

295 Not real Indians. No one is smoking, and there are no dogs.




(buuuuurp)

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2015 11:12 AM (4R02F)

296 2016 will be a Democrat win.

Almost certainly not but, in fairness, every election does seem to be a win for the commie bastards, even when the R's win.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:12 AM (evdj2)

297 Weaponization of the IRS, the NSA, the EPA and even the Parks Department.

Thank You Obama!

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:13 AM (7ObY1)

298 Guns smuggled to Mexican drug dealers and US border agents killed or thrown in jail.

Thank you Obama!

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 06, 2015 11:13 AM (Fr8iN)

299 Only in the mind of racists in the GOP are racial tensions high.

Rahm, Eric, ValJar and Barky DISAGREE!!!

TROLLFAIL. TROLLFAIL

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2015 11:13 AM (wtvvX)

300 One more

Fewer ambassadors in the middle east


Thanks obama

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 06, 2015 11:13 AM (wMXi/)

301 288 So we've got a troll trollin on the "jobs" report? Grasping at straws...


That's what Daddy Soros ordered me to troll about today.

I can't think for myself!

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:14 AM (7ObY1)

302 The stupid is especially strong in this one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 11:14 AM (FsuaD)

303 267
Spoken like a true communist.

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:14 AM (/Ikyi)

304 Thank you Obama. My sphincter is sore.
Posted by: Reggie Loves Barry



WHO honestly thinks President "Throws Like a Girl" pitches?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2015 11:14 AM (4R02F)

305 EBT participation at highest ever.

Thank you Obama!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2015 11:14 AM (lHHyw)

306 US Ambassadors killed and maimed!

Thank you Obama!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2015 11:14 AM (wtvvX)

307 From the sidebar, a graph of what nemployment would look like without labor force dropout.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 06, 2015 11:14 AM (XUKZU)

308 Hector. Prolly paid by putin

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 06, 2015 11:15 AM (wMXi/)

309 So, a question about ice dams and interior leaks for you Morons of Last Resort:

Ice dam on lower roof above garage and outside second floor bedroom window causes interior leak. Result: water on bedroom floor (coming UP through subfloor or perhaps laterally) and a lot of brown water stains on garage ceiling and wall above garage door. Leak is discovered quickly, wall to wall carpet is lifted out of way and dried, wet carpet pad is discarded, water on plywood subfloor is toweled up, fans are run for 48 hours to dry everything up, and ice dam is removed. Now my question: What do people do about cavities (in this case, between the bedroom floor and the ceiling of the garage below it) that have gotten
wet because of a leak caused by an ice dam? If the leak is brief
(albeit a lot of water) and the ice dam is removed, are we supposed to
assume the cavity will dry out, or are we supposed to rip the bedroom
subfloor and/or garage ceiling up to inspect the cavity, dry it out, and maybe replace the insulation?
I can't believe anyone is doing the latter absent some evidence (later
in time) of mold...

Posted by: Ice Dam Truckers at March 06, 2015 11:15 AM (7u7u7)

310 300
The economy is booming and stock market at all time highs. Who cares about the mideast.

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:15 AM (/Ikyi)

311 Scandals in virtually every Cabinet Department!

Thank you Obama!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2015 11:15 AM (wtvvX)

312 "Big deal in Selma tomorrow," he said noncommittally.

President Obama says Ferguson will not be an isolated incident.

Ok, maybe he said 'is not'. Not sure if the media has the quote correct. Can't trust the media to get anything right, ya know? And the internet is worse.

Posted by: Gary A. at March 06, 2015 11:15 AM (pVgiW)

313 The economy is booming and stock market at all time highs. Who cares about the mideast.

Bwahahahaha! The troll capitulates!

VICTORY!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2015 11:15 AM (wtvvX)

314 Imma just leave his here (from the sidebar)

http://bit.ly/1zV2uy4

Posted by: Thank You Obama!!!! at March 06, 2015 11:16 AM (kff5f)

315 Oh man, cherry pickin' Obama's employment numbers has the whiff of desperation. The Clinton Foundation backstory is leaking out too. Me? I'm going to Pedophile Isle!

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at March 06, 2015 11:16 AM (gwG9s)

316 A Democrat win?
Can anyone explain the difference anymore?

Posted by: OSTB at March 06, 2015 11:16 AM (ShdUd)

317 43-1 .

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:16 AM (evdj2)

318 The only ones missing out from this boom are low IQ white trash who want the government to protect them. The can't compete so they bitch about immigrants. Conservatives are communists.

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:17 AM (/Ikyi)

319
Prolly paid by putin

Read today that Putin and his top officials are taking a 10% pay cut due to the bad economy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 06, 2015 11:17 AM (JtwS4)

320 Obumbles keeps lathering on about job creation under his term, forgetting that while 6.5 million jobs have been created all of those jobs are part-time (full time jobs have actually declined in number) and over the same six years he has allowed nearly 11 million illegals to settle in the country.

The upshot is that the Unicorn fart economic plan has led to ruin.

Posted by: MTF, Bring On the Art. 5 Convention! at March 06, 2015 11:17 AM (FCsIb)

321 316 A Democrat win?
Can anyone explain the difference anymore?
Posted by: OSTB at March 06, 2015 11:16 AM (ShdUd)

The letter after the name changes.

Everything else is the same.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 06, 2015 11:17 AM (3HxZe)

322 Thank you rdbrewer for the paintings of old... sure beats mobile fons w/cams.

The one 'ron or 'ette that posted the link for Charles IV and family... too funny

http://tinyurl.com/p3zntf5

The one that I liked the most was a recent Euro Royal family with the youngest son in the foreground that looked like Damien in The Omen IV.

Denmark?

Posted by: Lost Tom Servo at March 06, 2015 11:17 AM (Xpqk4)

323 Oh, yuck.

Off nasty troll sock.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 11:17 AM (kff5f)

324 Have a nice day, I know I am with the money I am making. The economy is booming and in 2016, Hillary will run on prosperity.

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:18 AM (/Ikyi)

325 Tell Soros to send a respectable troll next time.

You suck.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2015 11:18 AM (wtvvX)

326 Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2015 10:47 AM (lHHyw)

That story's been around long before Ward Churchill.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 06, 2015 11:18 AM (zRby/)

327 Troll is racist towards whites. Surprise.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 11:18 AM (FsuaD)

328 Putin getting ready to make the Bloodlands bloody again.

Thank you, Obama.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 06, 2015 11:18 AM (XUKZU)

329 256

I think you got trillion and billion mixed up, and a few other facts. The $3 billion illegal "risk corridor" payment to the insurers didn't happen last week -- it just came to light last week.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 06, 2015 11:18 AM (5f5bM)

330 People being burned alive in cages.

Thank you, Obama.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 06, 2015 11:19 AM (XUKZU)

331 Troll is racist towards whites. Surprise.

And Hispanics. He wants them to continue working for less than minimum wage. The troll wants Hispanics to remain a permanent underclass.

Fucking racist.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 11:19 AM (kff5f)

332 Troll is sooooooooooooo fucking boring

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 06, 2015 11:19 AM (fWAjv)

333 327
I don't like low IQ snake handlers. They are communists.

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:20 AM (/Ikyi)

334 Troll is off to troll another site. Then it's nap time before his mommy makes him a sammich between visits from her "boyfriends."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 11:20 AM (FsuaD)

335 I was interested to learn how bow use fell off after the intoruction of muskets.


*******************


Longbow or crossbow? How would things have been different if the Indians had the crossbow?


Just stirring things up on a Friday. I won't even talk about which side the Indians favored in the War Between the States.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 06, 2015 11:20 AM (5f5bM)

336 Remember what I said about Obama? Biggest fraud ever. I still stand by that statement.

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at March 06, 2015 11:20 AM (gwG9s)

337 Muzzies beheading Christians with impunity and Ferguson policeman persecuted for defending himself.

Thank you Obama!

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 06, 2015 11:21 AM (Fr8iN)

338 The economy is surviving, barely, due to Texas and Fracking, in no particular order. All of the Democrat shitholes remain Democrat shitholes. Chicago, Detroit, etc. are still the same pits of ignorance, addiction and criminality that Obama counted on for his Electoral votes. That will never change until Liberals decide to release minorities from the welfare plantation. Meanwhile, shit-lipped boneheads like Obama and Sharpton and Warren and Clinton are desperately casting around to find shiny objects to distract the idiot masses from the economic hell they've settled on the inner Cities. Sacrifice Ferguson cops? That will do for now. But more and worse is coming.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 06, 2015 11:21 AM (2cS/G)

339 285

Yea, as a white man go stand on Martin Luther King Blvd in any major US city and see just how well you get along.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 11:23 AM (sgrzZ)

340 43-1..

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:23 AM (evdj2)

341 >>The one that I liked the most was a recent Euro Royal family with the
youngest son in the foreground that looked like Damien in The Omen IV.

Denmark?


YES! It is hilariously bad:

http://www.gofugyourself.com/ fug-the-portrait-the-danish-royal-family-11-2013

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2015 11:23 AM (lHHyw)

342 Small business owners you are directed to buy personal insurance whether you want to or not under threat of penalty by the government. Heil Obama!

Thanks Obama.

Posted by: History will not be kind at March 06, 2015 11:23 AM (glJL/)

343 Drudge has a great link up of a Lockheed Martin laser burning out a truck engine from a mile away. I could see how that might be useful.

Posted by: MTF, Bring On the Art. 5 Convention! at March 06, 2015 11:24 AM (FCsIb)

344 Here's something maybe Hector can explain to us while he's telling us to thank TFG for the "greatest economy ever" due to BLS numbers which count "birth/death" assumptions, part time and temporary jobs, and mostly service economy hirings

Did The BLS Again Forget To Count The Tens Of Thousands Of Energy Job Losses?

http://tinyurl.com/mcbempc

While we're supposed to be busy thanking Obama for the big drop in gas prices, remember that it's going to be Bush's fault that they've risen over 50 cents a gallon in the past month. It'll also be Bush's fault when the economy crashes again to the point where the BLS can't credibly perfume the pile of shit

Posted by: kbdabear at March 06, 2015 11:24 AM (GrXXa)

345 Now, I do like handling some magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. As long as it ain't too goddamned beaucoup.

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:24 AM (fWAjv)

346 Highest disability claims ever, highest food stamp use in history, and the fewest adults ever participating in the workforce, but yeah, a roaring economy.

Posted by: McAdams at March 06, 2015 11:24 AM (poYhd)

347 Low IQ snake handlers are communists? wtf are you even talking about?

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 06, 2015 11:24 AM (/Ho8c)

348 Eric Holder was correct in his assumption that the LIVs wouldn't be paying attention when he finally had to tell the truth.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2015 11:25 AM (7ObY1)

349 Iran has a nuke. Thank you Obama!

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 06, 2015 11:25 AM (Gcu5R)

350 Ice Dam Truckers at March 06, 2015 11:15 AM

I would open the garage ceiling, and put a fan near the opening to dry it out. The saturate the wood with "Clorox clean up" I had a leak in a basement wall , and I removed the drywall and sprayed the clorox on all the wood and it killed all the mold. I left the wall open for a couple of weeks before I closed it back up.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at March 06, 2015 11:26 AM (FIrEF)

351 I Have an announcement!

There is SNOW EVERYWHERE in the Mid Atlantic!

That is all....

Posted by: Ibin Pharteen at March 06, 2015 11:26 AM (zL/eJ)

352 Russian reset fail.

Thanks Obama .

Posted by: History will not be kind at March 06, 2015 11:26 AM (glJL/)

353 They have more than one.

Posted by: OSTB at March 06, 2015 11:26 AM (ShdUd)

354 I'm starting to think that Hillary isn't even going to announce, much less be the Democratic nominee.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:27 AM (evdj2)

355 Ad hominem attacks are always a sign of success in one's argument.

Please continue, Thank You Obambi.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 06, 2015 11:27 AM (/Ho8c)

356 Now we have to suffer a couple days of "racism" charges by obama while commemorating Selma.... Oh joy...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 06, 2015 11:27 AM (Bn6aD)

357 Israel stands alone. Thank you Obama.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 11:27 AM (sgrzZ)

358 Remember when Hector's comrades told us that Bush's 5.5 unemployment rate was horrible because they were all "McJobs""

Funny we don't hear that now ...

Why No Wage Increases: More Than Half Of Jobs Added In February Were Lowest-Quality, Lowest-Paying

http://tinyurl.com/pazrb4n

Posted by: kbdabear at March 06, 2015 11:28 AM (GrXXa)

359 Claim that gap between the poor and the rich increasing finally a true statement.

Thanks Obama.

Posted by: History will not be kind at March 06, 2015 11:28 AM (glJL/)

360 356
Now we have to suffer a couple days of "racism" charges by obama while commemorating Selma.... Oh joy...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 06, 2015 11:27 AM (Bn6aD)


Perhaps he'll punch his white half repeatedly in the face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 11:28 AM (FsuaD)

361 Now we have to suffer a couple days of "racism" charges by obama while commemorating Selma.... Oh joy...


But, that's where is mom and dad met.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 11:28 AM (sgrzZ)

362 Why is it there's always that one co-worker who allegedly speaks the same language but seems to need a translator for clear English?

Grr.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 06, 2015 11:29 AM (DT3rQ)

363 Perhaps he'll punch his white half repeatedly in the face.

Okay, I laughed... I denounce myself...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 06, 2015 11:29 AM (Bn6aD)

364 Rebirth of the USSR, including Crimean Peninsula nationality "revision" and Ukrainian - Russian relations "reboot" (rebooted the Ukrainians right square in the ass).

Thank you Obama!

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 06, 2015 11:29 AM (Fr8iN)

365 Perhaps he'll punch his white half repeatedly in the face dick.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:29 AM (evdj2)

366 Low IQ snake handlers are communists? wtf are you even talking about?
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 06, 2015 11:24 AM


Forget it...he's on a (t)roll.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2015 11:30 AM (h4vJk)

367
Good. Manly artwork.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 06, 2015 11:30 AM (1hM1d)

368 Yemen a terrorist controlled Country.

Thanks Obama.

Posted by: History will not be kind at March 06, 2015 11:30 AM (glJL/)

369 Hot heir came.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:31 AM (evdj2)

370 Chingachgook pawn in white man's game.

Posted by: The Last of the Mohicans at March 06, 2015 11:31 AM (vPh3W)

371 354
I'm starting to think that Hillary isn't even going to announce, much less be the Democratic nominee.
__________________________


I just don't think she'll ever let it go and will try until she's been formally defeated. Again.

It wouldn't surprise me if she loses 2016 as the Dem nominee and tries to pull an Adlai Stevenson and run again.

A normal person would just say the hell with it and retire and be an elder statesman worth hundreds of millions, but not her. She needs a stake put through her heart.

Posted by: McAdams at March 06, 2015 11:31 AM (poYhd)

372 ISIS didn't exist, now controls large parts of Syria, Iraq, and Libya.

Thanks Obama!

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 06, 2015 11:31 AM (3HxZe)

373 356 Now we have to suffer a couple days of "racism" charges by obama while commemorating Selma.... Oh joy...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 06, 2015 11:27 AM (Bn6aD)

Eh, Donna, doesn't even faze me anymore. I suspect the idiot is just running his mouth, as usual, for the edification of his base. His non-base (which is the minority in our brave new world), has completely tuned him out. Or should.

Posted by: Kraken at March 06, 2015 11:31 AM (5+mPY)

374
holy cats, I just realized how clever Netanyahu was in his speech!

when he was listing all the times obama came to Israel's aid, he wasn't lauding obama, Netanyahu was ticking off the challenges he encountered while in office!
Like, hey, Israelis, remember the time Hamas did...

Damn good politics.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 06, 2015 11:32 AM (NitOS)

375 Wah wah wah

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at March 06, 2015 11:32 AM (evdj2)

376 Damn good politics.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 06, 2015 11:32 AM (NitOS)

The man's a master of his art.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 06, 2015 11:33 AM (3HxZe)

377 I can't say; without throwing up in my mouth, thank you obama.
I can say the best thing about him though...

The best thing about obama slid down the crack of his mommas ass and left a brown stain on the mattress.

Worked no vomit in the mouth :^)

Posted by: OSTB at March 06, 2015 11:33 AM (ShdUd)

378 Lizzie Warren and Brian Williams were there!

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at March 06, 2015 11:33 AM (BKaug)

379 Libya Arab Awakening.

Thanks Obama.

Posted by: History will not be kind at March 06, 2015 11:33 AM (glJL/)

380 Brandon Marshall traded to Jets, pending physical. The AFC East is getting tougher by the day.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 06, 2015 11:34 AM (2cS/G)

381 Martin Bashir has a new gig on CBS. So we've got him to ridicule again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 11:34 AM (FsuaD)

382 372
Yep, ISIS is wholly owned by Obama. Completely his creation.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 11:34 AM (sgrzZ)

383 379 Libya Arab Awakening.

Thanks Obama.

Thanks obama, may I have another? And another, And another ,and another.....

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 06, 2015 11:34 AM (Bn6aD)

384 Israel isolated, Muslim terrorists enabled around the globe.

Thank you Obama!

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 06, 2015 11:35 AM (Fr8iN)

385 Yep, ISIS is wholly owned by Obama. Completely his creation.

Both are creations of the Muslim Brotherhood.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:35 AM (evdj2)

386 #BringBackOurGirls -- FAIL. Thanks, Obama!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 11:35 AM (FsuaD)

387 I Cheat Homer

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:36 AM (evdj2)

388 South America gone communist again.

Thanks Obama.

Posted by: History will not be kind at March 06, 2015 11:36 AM (glJL/)

389 I'm starting to think that Hillary isn't even going to announce, much less be the Democratic nominee.
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:27 AM (evdj2)

*Checks toby's forehead for fever, shakes head*

Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2015 11:36 AM (1Y+hH)

390 Giving the British back the bust of Churchill and having IKEA re-decorate the Oval Office.

Thanks, Obama!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 11:37 AM (FsuaD)

391 Cameo Hither.

That sounds like a porn-name.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:37 AM (evdj2)

392 In his early years, Frederic Remington was a poor, starving artist, who painted in black and white because he could not afford the hefty fees then charged by dry cleaners to develop and print color canvas.

Posted by: Voxplaining at March 06, 2015 11:37 AM (u6ZjY)

393 I'm curious why with 5.5% unemployment I NEVER see a Help Wanted sign. Except once in a while for sales/service in the cell phone shops. Lots of high quality jobs there

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 06, 2015 11:38 AM (1BQGO)

394 Blame Bush chants no longer effective.

Thanks a lot Obama.

Posted by: Democrat meme machine at March 06, 2015 11:38 AM (glJL/)

395 Please Harrison Ford, offer to fly Obama to his next fundraiser.

Posted by: These Are Not the 'Rroids You're Looking For at March 06, 2015 11:39 AM (gwG9s)

396 393 I'm curious why with 5.5% unemployment I NEVER see a Help Wanted sign. Except once in a while for sales/service in the cell phone shops. Lots of high quality jobs there

What are You talking about? Most of the fast food joints here have help wanted signs..... oh....

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 06, 2015 11:39 AM (Bn6aD)

397 "I'm curious why with 5.5% unemployment I NEVER see a Help Wanted sign. "

I'm curious why 45 million people in America need food stamps at a 5.5% unemployment rate.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2015 11:40 AM (1Y+hH)

398 56,023,000: Record Number of Women Not in Labor Force

http://is.gd/vFAnsu

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:40 AM (evdj2)

399 #395 He did star in Air Force One.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 06, 2015 11:41 AM (Gcu5R)

400 Damn, that painting is depressing.

'Paint it black' - - Rolling Stones

Posted by: Gary A. at March 06, 2015 11:41 AM (pVgiW)

401 Ice Mother Ha

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:41 AM (evdj2)

402 Eat Rich Home

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:42 AM (evdj2)

403 "I'm curious why with 5.5% unemployment I NEVER see a Help Wanted sign. "

Because you're not in TX, OK, or ND?

Take those three states out of the calculations, and lets see what the job numbers look like.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 11:42 AM (kff5f)

404 for those interested, NASA made a youtube video explaining how muck of Mars' surface was covered by water once upon a time and for how long. pretty cool (via Hogewash).

bit.ly/1NqkGK8

Posted by: MTF, Bring On the Art. 5 Convention! at March 06, 2015 11:43 AM (FCsIb)

405 398 56,023,000: Record Number of Women Not in Labor Force

http://is.gd/vFAnsu
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 11:40 AM (evdj2)




Thanks goodness. Now maybe we can stop scheduling meetings and forming committees and actually get something done.


*ducks*

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 06, 2015 11:45 AM (vgIRn)

406 404

See, Mars had water. Now it doesn't!! Climate change!!!

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 11:45 AM (sgrzZ)

407 See, Mars had water. Now it doesn't!! Climate change!!!
Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 11:45 AM (sgrzZ)

----

See how much damage one.... ONE!!!.... Mars Rover SUV did to a planet???

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2015 11:46 AM (NaV4z)

408 405
And have a sammie waiting for me when I get home. *cowers in fear*

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 11:46 AM (sgrzZ)

409 406 See, Mars had water. Now it doesn't!! Climate change!!!
=====================

It was that damn capitalist industrial economy!

Posted by: MTF, Bring On the Art. 5 Convention! at March 06, 2015 11:47 AM (FCsIb)

410 "See, Mars had water. Now it doesn't!! Climate change!!!"

I blame lack of muslim outreach.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2015 11:47 AM (1Y+hH)

411 406 404
See, Mars had water. Now it doesn't!! Climate change!!!
Posted by: wrg500
____________________

What can't those evil Koch Brothers do?

Posted by: Furious George at March 06, 2015 11:48 AM (UlJ3l)

412 Where did the canals drain the water to? Cui Bono?

Posted by: toby928(C) is just asking questions here at March 06, 2015 11:48 AM (evdj2)

413 demi-jinx

Posted by: toby928(C) is just asking questions here at March 06, 2015 11:48 AM (evdj2)

414 I have an oval decal on my car: (MARS)

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 06, 2015 11:49 AM (Gcu5R)

415 "See, Mars had water. Now it doesn't!! Climate change!!!"

Mars, God of War, had no gravitas. Could not hold onto his water. Without gravitas, and a deep senatorial theatrical booming baritone voice, no one listens, no one respects you. That is why we have peace. No one speaks for Mars. Everyone is in Selma where the TV cameras are.

Posted by: Gary A. at March 06, 2015 11:49 AM (pVgiW)

416 Does the NASA vid have an English version?

Posted by: navybrat at March 06, 2015 11:51 AM (JgC5a)

417 Frederic Remington is a racist, fascist, bigot. I'm not certain what those words mean but I sang 'Half-Breed'!

Posted by: Cher at March 06, 2015 11:51 AM (gwG9s)

418 Mars, God of War, had no gravitas. Could not hold onto his water. Without gravitas, and a deep senatorial theatrical booming baritone voice, no one listens, no one respects you. That is why we have peace. No one speaks for Mars. Everyone is in Selma where the TV cameras are.
Posted by: Gary A. at March 06, 2015 11:49 AM (pVgiW)




Positively Clogginsteinian.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at March 06, 2015 11:51 AM (vgIRn)

419 Inspired by ISIS kids in Yemen set fire to boy in cage.

http://tinyurl.com/pptxavu

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 11:51 AM (sgrzZ)

420 *tumbles down gofugyourself hole*

I agree with every word of this:

http://www.gofugyourself.com/well-played-helen-mirren-7-03-2015

Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 06, 2015 11:51 AM (mf5HN)

421 Good speech from Evan Sayet from several years ago, much more relevant today:

http://tinyurl.com/b7zpoj5

via his Twitter feed.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 06, 2015 11:52 AM (BZAd3)

422 I wonder if I could also afix this to the noggins of the sharks swimming in the Redoubt's moat.


Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2015 10:33 AM (72D6h)


"Engine manifold"? What an ignorant story. All IC engines have two manifolds, one for intake, and one for the exhaust. If you burned a hole in the exhaust manifold, which, on most engines, is the one most likely to be hit by a laser from a distance, all that would happen in the near term is that the engine would get a lot louder. Burn a hole in the intake manifold, and a gasoline engine would quit, because, vacuum leak. A diesel engine (like those ISIS technicals) would continue running, just not on fully-filtered air anymore.

So they probably setup a demo where they used a laser to burn through the black plastic intake manifold used on some modern engines, with a very precisely placed laser beam, and pronounced it a viable weapon. Uh-uh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2015 11:52 AM (u6ZjY)

423
every single one of you in here are 'guilty' of inciting racial hatred

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 06, 2015 11:53 AM (NitOS)

424 I'm trying to come up with some reason why I need one of these:

"Meet the amazing $174 gadget that lets you shoot fireballs from your wrists" http://is.gd/gvvbCn

Posted by: toby928(C) is just asking questions here at March 06, 2015 11:53 AM (evdj2)

425 every single one of you in here are 'guilty' of inciting racial hatred

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 06, 2015 11:53 AM (NitOS)

----

ummmmm....... so?

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2015 11:54 AM (NaV4z)

426 Mars has underground pipelines. Hey, Leonard Nimoy when did you join the undead?!

Posted by: Zombie Carl Sagan at March 06, 2015 11:54 AM (gwG9s)

427 Still in seminar hell.

*looks for spork to cut wrists*

Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2015 11:55 AM (mx5oN)

428 423

Well at least that is one job obama and holder was able to create.

Posted by: OSTB at March 06, 2015 11:55 AM (ShdUd)

429
Doesn't racial hatred concern you?















































It should concern us all.















































/sunglasses on



Posted by: Soothsayer at March 06, 2015 11:55 AM (NitOS)

430 Troll is racist towards whites. Surprise.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

he's not a nice person, is he?

Posted by: People in the mideast at March 06, 2015 11:55 AM (b7GF2)

431 Judge Napolitano says that Hillary faces three years in prison for each document.

Video at Daily Caller

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 06, 2015 11:55 AM (BZAd3)

432 I'm trying to come up with some reason why I need one of these:

"Meet the amazing $174 gadget that lets you shoot fireballs from your wrists" http://is.gd/gvvbCn

Posted by: toby928(C) is just asking questions here at March 06, 2015 11:53 AM


You need a reason? What kind of Moron are you?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2015 11:55 AM (h4vJk)

433 Posted by: Soothsayer at March 06, 2015 11:55 AM (NitOS)

Dude. Barrel.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 11:55 AM (kff5f)

434 >>I agree with every word of this:


Yes, Helen Mirren is ah-maz-ing. She's a total dish and could school Hollywood women half her age on how to be sexy at any age all while not having your naughty bits hanging out of a dress.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2015 11:56 AM (lHHyw)

435 Once Mars reached "Peak Water", the writing was on the wall.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 06, 2015 11:56 AM (2cS/G)

436 Come hither.

Posted by: The Barrel at March 06, 2015 11:56 AM (b7GF2)

437 I'm trying to come up with some reason why I need one of these:

"Meet the amazing $174 gadget that lets you shoot fireballs from your wrists" http://is.gd/gvvbCn
Posted by: toby928(C) is just asking questions here at March 06, 2015 11:53 AM (evdj2)


*stares*

Shooting fireballs from your wrists is the reason.

Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 06, 2015 11:56 AM (mf5HN)

438 Judge Napolitano says that Hillary faces three years in prison for each document.

It's cute that he thinks the law applies to someone with the last name of "Clinton."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 11:56 AM (kff5f)

439
"/sunglasses on"

Wrong equipment.

*tosses rubber overalls*

Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2015 11:57 AM (1Y+hH)

440 Just another brick in the wall.
And another yowling cat behind the wall.
and another tell tale heart.

When suddenly there came a tapping. . .

Posted by: Gary A. at March 06, 2015 11:57 AM (pVgiW)

441 It's cute that he thinks the law applies to someone with the last name of "Clinton."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 11:56 AM (kff5f)

Really. Where the hell has he been the past 30 years?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 06, 2015 11:57 AM (BZAd3)

442 Now maybe we can stop scheduling meetings and forming committees and actually get something done"

Hey, look who's planning to meet with HR later today!

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 06, 2015 11:57 AM (/jpU8)

443 Shooting fireballs from your wrists is the reason.

Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 06, 2015 11:56 AM (mf5HN)


This.

Oh, so definitely this.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 11:57 AM (kff5f)

444 434

Point of order.

There is NOTHING naughty about said "naughty bits".

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 11:57 AM (sgrzZ)

445 Imagine if you accidentally discharged a fireball while driving, or sitting on the can.

Posted by: toby928(C) is just asking questions here at March 06, 2015 11:58 AM (evdj2)

446 "Judge Napolitano says that Hillary faces three years in prison for each document."


I give this story 48 hours and it's over.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2015 11:58 AM (1Y+hH)

447 I always thought MLK had it right that a person should be judged by the content of their character.

Our President and Attorney General taught us otherwise.

Ah the good old days.

Posted by: OSTB at March 06, 2015 11:58 AM (ShdUd)

448 445 Imagine if you accidentally discharged a fireball while driving, or sitting on the can.
Posted by: toby928(C) is just asking questions here at March 06, 2015 11:58 AM (evdj2)

Well, there was this one time after eating some Thai food...

Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2015 11:58 AM (mx5oN)

449 Soothie is greedy for comment real estate, eh?

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 06, 2015 11:58 AM (/Ho8c)

450 324 Have a nice day, I know I am with the money I am making. The economy is booming and in 2016, Hillary will run on prosperity.

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:18 AM (/Ikyi)

You're making all this money yet you have time to troll here and no doubt on Twitter and Facebook.

Since you're saying you're rich, shouldn't you be out creating jobs for all those college grads working as baristas? Shouldn't you be handing out money to all those poor people who are being robbed by the rich?

On the other hand, maybe you've relocated to Vegas and the glory holes are seeing a big uptick from tourists getting out of the cold in Chicago

Posted by: kbdabear at March 06, 2015 11:58 AM (GrXXa)

451 expressive wrists?

explosive wrists!

Posted by: Nigerian Guys at March 06, 2015 11:59 AM (cW1LZ)

452 Boehner to caucus with Democrats.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 06, 2015 11:59 AM (Gcu5R)

453 Imagine if you accidentally discharged a fireball while driving, or sitting on the can.

?

Accidentally?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 11:59 AM (kff5f)

454 #BringBackOurGirls -- FAIL. Thanks, Obama!
Posted by: Jane D'oh


#BringBackOutHumvees -- FAIL. Thanks Obola!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2015 12:00 PM (4R02F)

455 Hey, look who's planning to meet with HR later today!
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 06, 2015 11:57 AM (/jpU




Sadly, that record number of females out of the labor force doesn't seem to include the HR "professionals."

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 06, 2015 12:00 PM (vgIRn)

456 Imagine if you accidentally discharged a fireball while driving, or sitting on the can.

Talk about jazz hands.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 12:00 PM (sgrzZ)

457 #BringBackOurGirls -- FAIL. Thanks, Obama!
Posted by: Jane D'oh


#BringBackOurHumvees -- FAIL. Thanks Obola!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2015 12:00 PM (4R02F)

458 Boehner to caucus with Democrats.

Doesn't He already?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 06, 2015 12:00 PM (Bn6aD)

459 Boehner bending over for the Democrats is nothing new. Tell us when he actually stands up.

Posted by: OSTB at March 06, 2015 12:00 PM (ShdUd)

460 "Have a nice day, I know I am with the money I am making. The economy is booming and in 2016, Hillary will run on prosperity."

Fabulous. We can finally cut out that food stamp program!

Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2015 12:01 PM (1Y+hH)

461 Boehner to caucus with Democrats.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 06, 2015 11:59 AM (Gcu5R)


This is new?

Though... about what in particular this time?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 12:01 PM (kff5f)

462 Imagine if you accidentally discharged a fireball while driving, or sitting on the can.



Enchiladas.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2015 12:01 PM (4R02F)

463 "Meet the amazing $174 gadget that lets you shoot fireballs from your wrists" http://is.gd/gvvbCn
-------------

I don't think I've ever watched a video that provided less relevant information. 95%, just this guy wandering around in the desert.

* re-pockets the $174 *

Posted by: The Last of the Mohicans at March 06, 2015 12:02 PM (vPh3W)

464 462 Imagine if you accidentally discharged a fireball while driving, or sitting on the can.



Enchiladas.


Ohhh, the humanity!

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 12:02 PM (sgrzZ)

465 Thunder Throne, now with Hollywood special effects.

Burning down the house.

Posted by: Gary A. at March 06, 2015 12:02 PM (pVgiW)

466 If you let us fcuk your women, we will give you a hat so you can look ghey.


Deal?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2015 12:04 PM (0FSuD)

467 I'm developing an African American version of The Brady Bunch. The middle daughter will be Selma. Other names: Trayvon, Rosa, Malcom Y, Kakanza-Kawanza. HUDS and Queen Laqueefa. Selma,Selma,Selma merchandise available now @ Cafepress!

Posted by: Tyler Perry at March 06, 2015 12:04 PM (gwG9s)

468 Deal. I'll take the free hat. You can fcuk Mooch. lol

Posted by: OSTB at March 06, 2015 12:05 PM (ShdUd)

469 318 The only ones missing out from this boom are low IQ white trash who want the government to protect them. The can't compete so they bitch about immigrants. Conservatives are communists.

Posted by: Thank You Obama at March 06, 2015 11:17 AM (/Ikyi)

So I guess those labor statistics showing blacks worse off since 2009 don't count?

Funny, I'm still looking for upscale stores being built on any Martin Luther King Blvd but all I see are nail salons and payday loan joints

Posted by: kbdabear at March 06, 2015 12:05 PM (GrXXa)

470 Imagine if you accidentally discharged a fireball while driving, or sitting on the can.

Enchiladas.


Ohhh, the humanity!
Posted by: wrg500


Paint peels. Hair curls. Smell of burnt nose hairs......

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2015 12:05 PM (4R02F)

471 Uh oh. Obama's gonna be pissed:

http://tinyurl.com/of45w24

Verrry pissed.

el-Sisi closes 27000 mosques to fight terrorism.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 06, 2015 12:05 PM (BZAd3)

472 I see the Saudis have now semi-officially come out against Obama.

Do you think they regret sending their flunkie Joseph Wilson IV out to create the "lied us into war meme" against Bush (which eventually gave us Obama)

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2015 12:06 PM (78TbK)

473 TravelByDrone is the Google Street View of drone footage. It doesn’t cover nearly as much ground — or air, as the case may be — as Google’s offering, but it gives us a unique perspective that only drones can offer.

http://is.gd/vrqSDd

Posted by: toby928(C) is just asking questions here at March 06, 2015 12:07 PM (evdj2)

474 468
Deal. I'll take the free hat. You can fcuk Mooch. lol

Posted by: OSTB at March 06, 2015 12:05 PM (ShdUd)

Mooch is not an injuin. She be a Negro. Elizabeth be an injuin.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2015 12:07 PM (0FSuD)

475 Want fireballs? Have a Roman Candle duel. Aaron Burr did it and so can you!

Posted by: Great Balls of Fire at March 06, 2015 12:07 PM (gwG9s)

476 Hey the debt ceiling has to be raised in a couple of days I wonder how the GOP is going to spin this into a complete disaster?

Posted by: Kreplach at March 06, 2015 12:07 PM (IlUbl)

477 el-Sisi closes 27000 mosques to fight terrorism.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 06, 2015 12:05 PM (BZAd3)

There is probable that many in Alexandria Egypt alone.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 12:08 PM (sgrzZ)

478 Oh and how anything can be called a cieling that pretty much always get raised isn't!

Posted by: Kreplach at March 06, 2015 12:09 PM (IlUbl)

479 "Lew to Congress: US hits debt limit on March 16, needs to be raised ASAP"

Nope, not the hill...

Posted by: GOPe at March 06, 2015 12:09 PM (1Y+hH)

480 el-Sisi closes 27000 mosques to fight terrorism.

the 24th-27024th Holiest sites in Islam.

Posted by: toby928(C) is just asking questions here at March 06, 2015 12:10 PM (evdj2)

481 Talk about 'man bites dog':

http://tinyurl.com/p6ulrpg

You will be amazed.

From Legal Insurrection

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 06, 2015 12:10 PM (BZAd3)

482 >>Posted by: Tyler Perry at March 06, 2015 12:04 PM (gwG9s)


You forgot Winnie and Nelson.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at March 06, 2015 12:10 PM (lHHyw)

483
http://tinyurl.com/o7jrz7g

From the Free Beacon.... First Lady Resonds to second grader who accuses Mooch of ruining Taco Tuesday.

"Dear Mrs. Obama,

Thank you for trying to make my school lunch better, but you have ruined Taco Tuesday. Please bring back the old taco shell. I miss them. Also, the pizza is terrible. If you would like to try the new tacos, I will buy you lunch.

Thank you"


Her response???

"After a second grader complained to First Lady Michelle Obama that she "ruined" Taco Tuesday with her healthy lunch rules, Trip Klibert has accepted the White House's consolation: Bo and Sunny trading cards and a note from Mrs. Obama that said you'll get used to it."


**blink blink**

WHAT a BITCH!!



Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2015 12:10 PM (NaV4z)

484 "Lew to Congress: US hits debt limit on March 16, needs to be raised ASAP" Nope, not the hill...
Posted by: GOPe

Thank Christ, oops, i mean the ACLU that the icky so-cons have shut up. Now we get to watch the "real" or fiscal guys in action.



Any day now.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 06, 2015 12:11 PM (b7GF2)

485 So a Tilted Kilt just opened near my office, and my brain is feverishly trying to rationalize a moral difference between going there and going to a strip club.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at March 06, 2015 12:11 PM (vgIRn)

486 Wow.

Who the fuck could have predicted this; the world's first three gay marriage:

http://tinyurl.com/Three-Gay-Marriage

So the slippery slope is real after all.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2015 12:11 PM (72D6h)

487 483
What no Ipod with Obama's best speeches?

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 12:12 PM (sgrzZ)

488 I keep looking at that painting and thinking, "soon, Sigourney Weaver is showing up and things are going to get ugly!"

Posted by: MTF, Bring On the Art. 5 Convention! at March 06, 2015 12:12 PM (FCsIb)

489 Mooch is not an injuin. She be a Negro. Elizabeth be an injuin.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2015 12:07 PM


She's no Negro....she's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus?

Posted by: Eddie Murphy's dad at March 06, 2015 12:12 PM (h4vJk)

490 447 I always thought MLK had it right that a person should be judged by the content of their character.

Our President and Attorney General taught us otherwise.


Posted by: OSTB at March 06, 2015 11:58 AM (ShdUd)



Liberals take that statement to mean that we should think well of everyone, notwithstanding that the content of some people's character sucks. Yeah, I'm thinking of these two, and their boss, Soros, too, among others.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2015 12:12 PM (oKE6c)

491 I'm off work for the day, just have to monitor e-mails. I want a Rum and Diet Coke with lunch to kick off my 18 hour weekend before I have to be at the farm all weekend, but have no Diet Coke. So, Rum and Diet Root Beer or Rum and Diet Ginger Ale or Rum and Diet Dr. Pepper? I'm not going to the store, so I'll have to choose. Leaning towards Rum and Dr. Pepper.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 06, 2015 12:13 PM (2cS/G)

492 Mrs. Obama that said you'll get used to it."
****
That's pretty much what the Left's response is on every standard of living that is dropping under their watch.

And so far the LIVs have been getting used to it...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2015 12:13 PM (78TbK)

493 485
I see no problem. A man has to eat.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 12:13 PM (sgrzZ)

494 Bo and Sunny trading cards and a note from Mrs. Obama that said you'll get used to it."




Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2015 12:10 PM (NaV4z)



They weren't trading cards - they were menus.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2015 12:14 PM (oKE6c)

495 Bow-wow chow.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2015 12:14 PM (oKE6c)

496
el-Sisi closes 27000 mosques to fight terrorism.

That's what we need to do here, and what the peons need to do in Europe.

The mosques are the hives.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 06, 2015 12:14 PM (NitOS)

497
As a senator, Obama voted against raising the debt ceiling.

But like every good president, he evolved and came around to our way of thinking.

Posted by: GOPe at March 06, 2015 12:15 PM (1Y+hH)

498 Who the fuck could have predicted this; the world's first three gay marriage:
Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2015 12:11 PM


Oh! I know this one!

Posted by: 'Lucky' Pierre at March 06, 2015 12:15 PM (h4vJk)

499
the world's first three gay marriage: So the slippery slope is real after all
Posted by: Sharkman




No words. Poetry.

Posted by: Rich Lowry from the National Review Mattress Room

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 06, 2015 12:15 PM (kdS6q)

500 I see no problem. A man has to eat.
Posted by: wrg500

And the food on display at the latter place usually isn't for consumption.

Although, it IS Friday in Lent.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 06, 2015 12:15 PM (b7GF2)

501 Leaning towards Rum and Dr. Pepper.

It's pretty good. The base note is raspberry.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 06, 2015 12:15 PM (/kI1Q)

502 Posted by: Lincolntf at March 06, 2015 12:13 PM (2cS/G)

Kraken rum over ice. Stands on it's own.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 12:15 PM (sgrzZ)

503 485 So a Tilted Kilt just opened near my office, and my brain is feverishly trying to rationalize a moral difference between going there and going to a strip club.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at March 06, 2015 12:11 PM (vgIRn)

Use the first as a primer for the second.

You're welcome.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 06, 2015 12:15 PM (BZAd3)

504 Grreetings, fappers and fappees.

What fresh hell awaits us this fine day?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 06, 2015 12:16 PM (0HooB)

505 "http://tinyurl.com/Three-Gay-Marriage"



That's pretty appalling but did you see the names?


Joke. Bell. Art.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 06, 2015 12:16 PM (LA7Cm)

506 485 So a Tilted Kilt just opened near my office, and my brain is feverishly trying to rationalize a moral difference between going there and going to a strip club.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at March 06, 2015 12:11 PM (vgIRn)




Go to both of them. Research, and all that.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2015 12:16 PM (oKE6c)

507 So the slippery slope is real after all.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2015 12:11 PM (72D6h)

I was told that only NUTS would believe that civil unions would lead to having to accept transexuals and polygamous marriage

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 12:16 PM (AkOaV)

508 All I have is Captain Morgan's.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 06, 2015 12:16 PM (2cS/G)

509 Who the fuck could have predicted this; the world's first three gay marriage.

There were three lesbians who in MA who beat them to it last year.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 06, 2015 12:16 PM (/kI1Q)

510 What fresh hell awaits us this fine day?

Average Joe gave a half-hearted dance for our amusement.

Posted by: toby928(C) is just asking questions here at March 06, 2015 12:17 PM (evdj2)

511 the world's first three gay marriage: So the slippery slope is real after all
Posted by: Sharkman

Let's just call in Rev. Moon, marry them all to each other and get it over with.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2015 12:17 PM (1Y+hH)

512 So the slippery slope is real after all.


Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2015 12:11 PM (72D6h)

------------
Wait, there must be some mistake. The liberals assured me that there was no slippery slope.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2015 12:17 PM (oKE6c)

513 Oh noes! This again? Right when Hillary is imploding and Bill is worried about how hes going to keep the gravy train of foreign government pay-offs going, the Congress gets a letter from the arch-criminal Jack Lew, otherwise known as Obama's lay-low Treasury Secretary, reminding them the debt limit expires next week (via Drudge).

Next week? And he sends a letter now? Doesn't he realize how busy Congress is naming post offices?

http://cnb.cx/1BfmGi9

Posted by: MTF, Bring On the Art. 5 Convention! at March 06, 2015 12:18 PM (FCsIb)

514 Three way gay marriage. Rahm, Barry and I can be together... naturally.

Posted by: Reggie Loves Barry at March 06, 2015 12:18 PM (gwG9s)

515 474 - 489
She's no Negro....she's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus?

Her and Liz both if you throw in the hat feather

Posted by: OSTB at March 06, 2015 12:18 PM (ShdUd)

516 The camel's nose is sliding down the slippery slope.

Posted by: toby928(C) is just asking questions here at March 06, 2015 12:18 PM (evdj2)

517
www.tiltedkilt.com/kilt-girl-calendar/featured-kilt-girl/

What is your Favorite Pub Menu Item?
Erika: The sweet potato fries; they are delicious dipped in caramel or ranch!




Try them together -- yummmmm!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 06, 2015 12:18 PM (kdS6q)

518 Who the fuck could have predicted this; the world's first three gay marriage.

There were three lesbians who in MA who beat them to it last year.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 06, 2015 12:16 PM (/kI1Q)

----

yeah ...... but them fuckin Mormons ...... they're WEIRD.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2015 12:19 PM (NaV4z)

519 "Next week? And he sends a letter now? Doesn't he realize how busy Congress is naming post offices?"

They've already said they can keep the plates spinning until fall if they "have" to.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2015 12:19 PM (1Y+hH)

520 "After a second grader complained to First Lady Michelle Obama that she "ruined" Taco Tuesday with her healthy lunch rules, Trip Klibert has accepted the White House's consolation: Bo and Sunny trading cards and a note from Mrs. Obama that said you'll get used to it."

"You'll get used to it."

Not, "It's not that bad." Not, "Absolutely, I'd love to share a meal with you!" Not, "I'm sorry, but your health is important to me."

She knows it tastes like shit. She doesn't care, because she doesn't have to eat it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 12:19 PM (kff5f)

521 That's pretty appalling but did you see the names?



Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 06, 2015 12:16 PM (LA7Cm)




Wi, Tu, and Gai?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2015 12:19 PM (oKE6c)

522 note from Mrs. Obama that said you'll get used to it."


Shut up and eat your gruel, And pass me another lobster

Posted by: MoochO at March 06, 2015 12:20 PM (FIrEF)

523 A loon again. Naturally.

Posted by: Gilbert O'Sullivan at March 06, 2015 12:20 PM (W5DcG)

524 I have visions of my pastor standing in front of it like Ving Rhames in the ADT ad.


"If I were you, I'd turn around."

Posted by: Just Some Guy at March 06, 2015 12:20 PM (vgIRn)

525 Times like these I wish Gabe hadn't skedaddled to greener pastures. I understand why he left, but if he were it would be easy to explain to him how and why he was so wrong about the "slippery slope". It would benefit him to see how wrong he was, and how he ended up that way. But ego uber alles. Better to remain clueless than challenge one's own beliefs, even when the proof of one's cluelessness is staring at you from the news pages every day. Choosing ignorance, a Liberal tradition.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 06, 2015 12:20 PM (2cS/G)

526 No Hekawis in the image link?

I'm crushed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 06, 2015 12:20 PM (0HooB)

527 I want a Rum and Diet Coke with lunch to kick off my 18 hour weekend before I have to be at the farm all weekend, but have no Diet Coke. So, Rum and Diet Root Beer or Rum and Diet Ginger Ale or Rum and Diet Dr. Pepper? I'm not going to the store, so I'll have to choose. Leaning towards Rum and Dr. Pepper.



Like a pirate. Rum.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2015 12:20 PM (4R02F)

528 It's Mooch Brand Imitation Gruel. Three out four students can't tell the difference.

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at March 06, 2015 12:20 PM (evdj2)

529 Judge Napolitano says that Hillary faces three years in prison for each document.

Video at Daily CallerPosted by: LoneStarHeeb Hey, just like that fat slob (forgot his name) that smuggled out papers in his pants. I don't think that he even got a hand slap and the R's rolled over once again.

Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2015 12:21 PM (G+Wff)

530 Wi, Tu, and Gai?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2015 12:19 PM (oKE6c)

---

Dammit..... Im pretty sure somebody is going to to complain to my boss about my laughing maniacally in the office for no reason.....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2015 12:21 PM (NaV4z)

531 She knows it tastes like shit. She doesn't care, because she doesn't have to eat it.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 12:19 PM


That thing I did in your mouth, America? You'll get used to it.

Posted by: Barry at March 06, 2015 12:21 PM (h4vJk)

532 "Lew to Congress: US hits debt limit on March 16, needs to be raised ASAP"






Full speed ahead.

Posted by: boehner hearts obama at March 06, 2015 12:22 PM (WNERA)

533 I was told that only NUTS would believe that civil unions would lead to having to accept transexuals and polygamous marriage

Huh. It's almost as if when you assert that marriage is something that man made up, that has consequences.


I hereby move that "The Slippery Slope" shall be removed as a logical fallacy, and inserted into the "no fucking duh" column.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 12:22 PM (kff5f)

534 Lew to Congress: US hits debt limit on March 16, needs to be raised ASAP

----

Limit.


Another one of those words that doesnt quite mean what it used to mean.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2015 12:23 PM (NaV4z)

535 Did I miss the election where the country voted for Mooch to be School Lunch Czar?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 06, 2015 12:23 PM (Mxs5H)

536
explain to him how and why he was so wrong about the "slippery slope".
Posted by: Lincolntf




He wasn't wrong -- he was lying to your face.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 06, 2015 12:23 PM (kdS6q)

537 Damn, closet Tilted Kilt is 2 hours away.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 12:23 PM (sgrzZ)

538 You will get used to it
I remember not liking spanish rice when I was a kid. Now 50 plus years later,it ain't so bad

Posted by: Cicero Skip at March 06, 2015 12:24 PM (FIrEF)

539
It would benefit him to see how wrong he was, and how he ended up that way.

He'll never learn. Know-it-all know-nothings like Gabriel never learn.

I don't know if you were around when Gabriel was a semi-regular commenter here. He's always been...dim. Wrong on every single issue. He's actually more obstinate today than ever.

But, hey, he's an obama voter. He's as conservative as David Brock.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 06, 2015 12:24 PM (NitOS)

540
Stock trading reaction to new unemployment figures:

DOW down 229.

Finally the one percent takes in the shorts!

Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2015 12:24 PM (1Y+hH)

541
er, obtuse, rather?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 06, 2015 12:25 PM (NitOS)

542 "Lew to Congress: US hits debt limit on March 16, needs to be raised ASAP"

I thought that power had been ceded to the Executive. Why is it Congress's problem anymore?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 12:25 PM (kff5f)

543 DOW down 229.

Finally the one percent takes in the shorts!

Naa, their still making money.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 12:25 PM (sgrzZ)

544 Did I miss the election where the country voted for Mooch to be School Lunch Czar?

She doesn't even have the credentials to be appointed to such a position by the USDA.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 06, 2015 12:26 PM (/kI1Q)

545 537 Damn, closet Tilted Kilt is 2 hours away.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 12:23 PM (sgrzZ)


Closet Tilted Kilt is a very different thing. Or so I'm told.

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at March 06, 2015 12:26 PM (vgIRn)

546 We offer a discount for cash. Kilt on your credit card can = guilt at home. Our servers are just college gals working their way thru school! Akin to buying Girl Scout cookies - and who is against that? Amiright?

Posted by: Tilted Kilt Corporate Flacks at March 06, 2015 12:26 PM (gwG9s)

547 Times like these I wish Gabe hadn't skedaddled to greener pastures. I understand why he left, but if he were it would be easy to explain to him how and why he was so wrong about the "slippery slope". It would benefit him to see how wrong he was, and how he ended up that way. But ego uber alles. Better to remain clueless than challenge one's own beliefs, even when the proof of one's cluelessness is staring at you from the news pages every day. Choosing ignorance, a Liberal tradition.
Posted by: Lincolntf

It;'s not ignorance. It's a willfull act. he decided that gay rights were the be all and end all. So he ignored anything to the contrary.

Like when he breezily announced that gays in the military were wonderful, because there were no complaints. This, after the brass announced that they wouldn't tolerate any.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 06, 2015 12:26 PM (b7GF2)

548 Posted by: Soothsayer at March 06, 2015 12:25 PM (NitOS)

Both.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 12:26 PM (kff5f)

549
Tilted Kilt

http://i.yt___.com/vi/32UOWvJa38I/maxresdefault.jpg

Now -- that's just sad.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 06, 2015 12:26 PM (kdS6q)

550 524 I have visions of my pastor standing in front of it like Ving Rhames in the ADT ad.

"If I were you, I'd turn around."


Haven't seen it. Anything like his scenes in Pulp Fiction? The gimp is back there.

Posted by: Sean Connery at March 06, 2015 12:27 PM (bFJiu)

551 Did I miss the election where the country voted for Mooch to be School Lunch Czar?

Posted by: Buzzsaw


Department of Education ('79) + Block Grants + Stupid, Craven State reps evrywhere = Federal control of schools

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2015 12:27 PM (FZqvP)

552 "You'll get used to it."

Isn't that really the story of the entire Barack Hussein Obama administration?

Eat your shit sandwich, America. You'll get used to it.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2015 12:27 PM (7ObY1)

553
I remember reading/glancing at his comments and thinking wow this kid is fucking stupid. Turned out e was a law student! Then I knew. Right Amishdude?

Ace took a shine to Gabriel because he was a law student who, like Droom, shared many of the same wrongheaded opinions as Ace when it came to political strategy, i.e., supporting moderate 'electable' candidates.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 06, 2015 12:27 PM (NitOS)

554 Ice Dam Truckers at March 06, 2015 11:15 AM

I would open the garage ceiling, and put a fan near the opening to dry it out. The saturate the wood with "Clorox clean up" I had a leak in a basement wall , and I removed the drywall and sprayed the clorox on all the wood and it killed all the mold. I left the wall open for a couple of weeks before I closed it back up.
Posted by: Cicero Skip at March 06, 2015 11:26 AM (FIrEF)
_______________________

You could also spray some of that anti-mold primer on any of the areas you're concerned about, to be extra sure. They sell it at Home Depot and probably most every other hardware or big-box type of store.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 06, 2015 12:28 PM (lmdHn)

555
De-pixyfied:

http://tinyurl.com/lq78j23

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 06, 2015 12:28 PM (kdS6q)

556 Hey, you know why crony fascist economies are better than free market economies? Because bad things don't happen, that's why. But there are challenges. Hopefully the propaganda press can be relied upon to keep the story quiet.

My buddy Warren Buffet owns a railroad that used to transport coal, but I outlawed coal. So I gave him oil from Alberta to Houston as a consolation prize, and I successfully vetoed an effort by those dirty Republicans to build the Keystone pipeline and end oil via railroad transport. All good so far.

then this happens!

http://www.cnbc.com/id/102484091

Posted by: MTF, Bring On the Art. 5 Convention! at March 06, 2015 12:28 PM (FCsIb)

557 Tilted Kilt sucks here in San Diego. Hooters is far better, and pretty much every taco hole in Tijuana is better than that.

Posted by: wooga at March 06, 2015 12:28 PM (bFJiu)

558 556 oops- that was a little post from out friend Emperor Barack I

Posted by: MTF, Bring On the Art. 5 Convention! at March 06, 2015 12:29 PM (FCsIb)

559 Stock trading reaction to new unemployment figures:

DOW down 229.

Finally the one percent takes in the shorts!


Hmm, let's see here, DOW is around 17K, that's a decrease of .017%.

I'll get excited when I see George Soros about to dive from the 14th floor.

No, really. I will.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 06, 2015 12:29 PM (0HooB)

560 Tilted Kilt? Meh. You boys need to come to Man's Country. Barry, Rahm, Barney will welcome you into the inner sanctum.

Posted by: Man's Country Chicago at March 06, 2015 12:29 PM (gwG9s)

561 528 It's Mooch Brand Imitation Gruel. Three out four students can't tell the difference.

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at March 06, 2015 12:20 PM (evdj2)




Made under special branding by Ralston Purina.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2015 12:29 PM (oKE6c)

562 Did I miss the election where the country voted for Mooch to be School Lunch Czar?

You just know one of their friends is a fortune from the school lunch program somehow.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 12:29 PM (sgrzZ)

563 Did I miss the election where the country voted for Mooch to be School Lunch Czar?
Posted by: Buzzsaw



Obviously, we all did.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2015 12:30 PM (4R02F)

564 Hey, we're FINALLY getting a few Sonics in the greater Buffalo area.

For some unfathomable reason, Sonic advertises here, a LOT, despite having exactly zero locations here. Apparently they've decided to rectify that situation.

Now, if we could only get a Chik-fil-A or two.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2015 12:30 PM (7ObY1)

565
When my kids were in elementary school there were the very progressive types of snooty mothers there (Obama fans) that were all about dictating what should be served at parties, etc. F-that. I always brought in cupcakes and candy for those parties and a big birthday cake for the whole class to share.
Goodies in moderation, stay away from fast food except as a special treat, regulate their PC time and make sure they get outside to play, ride bikes, etc. and take the stick out of your ass.

Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2015 12:30 PM (G+Wff)

566 It;'s not ignorance. It's a willfull act. he decided that gay rights
were the be all and end all. So he ignored anything to the contrary.


Not just Gabe of course - but the entire left. There seem to be precisely 3 absolutely sacrosanct individual rights that cannot be obstructed in any way shape or form (and should, whenever possible, be subsidized by everyone else):
1) Sex, especially of the homosexual variety
2) Abortion
3) Pot usage

Every other aspect of life seems to be something your average leftist believes at their core not only can be, but ought to be, regulated and legislated. There's no attempt made to square that circle because BIGOT!

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2015 12:31 PM (zrsn3)

567
Actually, most people don't understand the debt ceiling.

Congress already approved the future spending by legislation. (One of the few laws congress follows these days). The ceiling is an accounting tool to show where the debt level is and how much more has to be borrowed to continue funding already approved programs.

If you want to cut spending congress must cut the programs through legislation. Otherwise the country has simply broken it's own laws and everybody knows we don't do that....

...wait...

Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2015 12:31 PM (1Y+hH)

568 Hey, just like that fat slob (forgot his name) that smuggled out papers in his pants. I don't think that he even got a hand slap and the R's rolled over once again.
Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2015 12:21 PM (G+Wff)
____________________

That was Sandy Berger (or Sandy "Burglar" as he's referred to by some wags). He was allowed to plead to a misdemeanor, and received nothing but a fine and a 3-year suspension of his security clearance (for stealing copies of classified dox).

Our government is a corrupt joke.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 06, 2015 12:32 PM (lmdHn)

569 "You'll get used to it."


Man, that pisses me off. Fcuk Mooch. Fcuk her sideways with a pineapple.

The fcuking arrogance of that witch.

And the kid accepted her shit sandwich too. Lay down and take it, kid. Way to stand up for yourself.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2015 12:32 PM (7ObY1)

570
Hey, we're FINALLY getting a few Sonics in the greater Buffalo area.
Posted by: Citizen X




Buffalo? Thought by now the advancing glaciers would have scoured that town from the map.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 06, 2015 12:32 PM (kdS6q)

571 Boy long thread. OK done for the day. Now the question is do I start drinking now for the Moron meet-up tonight? Ya know priming the pump

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2015 12:32 PM (rDqRv)

572 Now, if we could only get a Chik-fil-A or two.


I want my Schlotsky's back.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 06, 2015 12:33 PM (0HooB)

573
So that means, today, Sandy Berger, has a security clearance.

What a joke.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 06, 2015 12:33 PM (NitOS)

574 Debt ceiling....When you print cloth paper and say this in legal tender to make purchases and you own the printing press why would you care.
All we have to do is turbo charge the sucker.

Posted by: OSTB at March 06, 2015 12:34 PM (ShdUd)

575 Buffalo? Thought by now the advancing glaciers would have scoured that town from the map.


I think we have a few years yet before Teh Globull Warmening causes the glaciers to advance on us (because SCIENCE)

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2015 12:34 PM (7ObY1)

576 It;'s not ignorance. It's a willfull act. he decided that gay rights

were the be all and end all.




The thing is that for most shirtlifters, shirtlifting trumps any and all other considerations. The little head does ALL the thinking for the big head, despite what the little head gets plunged into.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2015 12:34 PM (oKE6c)

577 Our government is a corrupt joke.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 06, 2015 12:32 PM (lmdHn)


Top to bottom, inside to out.


If you think the corruption is bad wait til you go through the cure.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 06, 2015 12:35 PM (WNERA)

578 Boy long thread. OK done for the day. Now the question is do I start drinking now for the Moron meet-up tonight?



If you have to ask .........

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2015 12:35 PM (4R02F)

579 571
Boy long thread. OK done for the day. Now the question is do I start
drinking now for the Moron meet-up tonight? Ya know priming the pump

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2015 12:32 PM (rDqRv)

I would say yes, just don't order lobster tonight. You will get too much shit.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2015 12:35 PM (0FSuD)

580 Hooters, when my son was 3-4 years old he worn a leg brace that had to be remade every 6 months or so. Well the place that did that was across from a Hooters. One day he was driving me crazy for McDonalds, so I pulled in and told him it was like a McDonalds. We got seated and the waitress came to the table. My son leaned over to me and said Daddy I can see her bellybutton. The waitress laugh. It was our secret tell he turn 18.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 12:36 PM (sgrzZ)

581
Meanwhile, back at the Tilted Kilt:

chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/tilted-kilt-03-500-59.jpg

More city miles than a Uhaul rental pick-up.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 06, 2015 12:36 PM (kdS6q)

582 Boy long thread. OK done for the day. Now the question is do I start drinking now for the Moron meet-up tonight? Ya know priming the pump

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2015 12:32 PM (rDqRv)


Just HOW do I find out where this frigging thing is should I decide to venture into mordor?(Hoboken)

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2015 12:36 PM (FMbng)

583 I would say yes, just don't order lobster tonight. You will get too much shit.

But it'll be kosher lobster!



Which reminds me... I really need to find a way to try kosher bacon.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 12:36 PM (kff5f)

584 Boy long thread. OK done for the day. Now the question is do I start drinking now for the Moron meet-up tonight? Ya know priming the pump Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2015 12:32 PM (rDqRv) I would say yes, just don't order lobster tonight. You will get too much shit.

Looking at a moronette and asking for a fish taco, pretty much the same result.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 06, 2015 12:36 PM (b7GF2)

585 Shit. Doing my taxes this weekend.

Which reminds me, I need to stop at the liquor store on my way home and pick up supplies.

It's going to be extra painful this year.

Thank You Obama!

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2015 12:36 PM (7ObY1)

586 Morons save the economy!!!!


WASHINGTON (AP) -- It's been an extended happy hour at U.S. bars and restaurants, which led hiring gains last month.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 06, 2015 12:37 PM (WNERA)

587 575
I don't know. I've seen Hamburg with the piles of lake ice.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 12:37 PM (sgrzZ)

588 That was Sandy Berger (or Sandy "Burglar" as he's referred to by some
wags). He was allowed to plead to a misdemeanor, and received nothing
but a fine and a 3-year suspension of his security clearance (for
stealing copies of classified dox).


But remember that Scooter Libby had to do a stretch in Club Fed for "outing" Agent 0069.

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2015 12:37 PM (zrsn3)

589 When you print cloth paper and say this in legal tender to make purchases and you own the printing press why would you care.
All we have to do is turbo charge the sucker.
Posted by: OSTB at March 06, 2015 12:34 PM (ShdUd)

----

Press..??.. the only *press* we use now is this button to created a brazillion dollars out of thin air.

Posted by: Federal Reserve IT Guy at March 06, 2015 12:38 PM (NaV4z)

590 "chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/tilted-kilt-03-500-59.jpg

More city miles than a Uhaul rental pick-up."



Is that for rent?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 06, 2015 12:38 PM (LA7Cm)

591 This is kinda cool: a site that has a "googleish" map, showing locations of drone videos you can watch.

Here's one in New Braunfels: http://travelbydrone.com/play/648

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2015 12:38 PM (wtvvX)

592 She knows it tastes like shit. She doesn't care, because she doesn't have to eat it.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 12:19 PM (kff5f)

Besides, taco Tuesday is racist anyways.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 12:39 PM (AkOaV)

593 "WASHINGTON (AP) -- It's been an extended happy hour at U.S. bars and restaurants, which led hiring gains last month."



*Yes!*

Posted by: Johnny "Cheeto" Boner at March 06, 2015 12:39 PM (LA7Cm)

594 Just HOW do I find out where this frigging thing is should I decide to venture into mordor?(Hoboken)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2015 12:36 PM (FMbng)


Email me or CBD

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2015 12:39 PM (rDqRv)

595 WASHINGTON (AP) -- It's been an extended happy hour at U.S. bars and restaurants, which led hiring gains last month.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 06, 2015 12:37 PM (WNERA)

I told you whackjobs I had a jobs plan

Posted by: Boehner *hiccup at March 06, 2015 12:39 PM (AkOaV)

596 oooooh Bacon. Even can protect you from the non-extent Islam terrorist. A made with bacon revolution. Black Jack Pershing would be proud!

Posted by: OSTB at March 06, 2015 12:40 PM (ShdUd)

597 316 A Democrat win?
Can anyone explain the difference anymore?
Posted by: OSTB at March 06, 2015 11:16 AM (ShdUd)

The letter after the name changes.

Everything else is the same.

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As I've said, if a viable conservative third party would come into existence, I think it would be more likely that the Democrat party would fold - the GOP is just much stronger institutionally.

History doesn't necessarily repeat itself, but it rhymes. So it wouldn't be exactly like the Whigs -> Republican transition.

I doubt this will happen, but you never know. My point is just that it won't be the GOP that dies.

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2015 12:41 PM (gmeXX)

598 Man arrested after calling 911 to report his wife stole his coke.

http://tinyurl.com/nryysbr

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 12:41 PM (sgrzZ)

599
chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/tilted-kilt-03-500-59.jpg
More city miles than a Uhaul rental pick-up.

Is that for rent?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill




Almost certainly. Slip a $20 and your cell number under the check and find out.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 06, 2015 12:41 PM (kdS6q)

600 Email me or CBD
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2015 12:39 PM (rDqRv)

Their email addresses go through a super-secure facility in Chappaqua NY, so you know it's safe.

Posted by: Boehner *hiccup at March 06, 2015 12:42 PM (AkOaV)

601 Just HOW do I find out where this frigging thing is should I decide to venture into mordor?(Hoboken)

It's good to see Moron musicians represented (stares at blister on finger from last night's gig).

Hoist one for me. I'll be there in spirit(s), especially after I go to the liquor store here in a bit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 06, 2015 12:42 PM (0HooB)

602 Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 12:41 PM (sgrzZ)

Hey man, been there, done that.

Posted by: One of the Kennedys at March 06, 2015 12:42 PM (AkOaV)

603 The Iranian Jar Rat throws Hillary! under the bus, refuses to defend her. From WZ.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 06, 2015 12:43 PM (XUKZU)

604 Just HOW do I find out where this frigging thing is should I decide to venture into mordor?(Hoboken)


Just follow the police cars.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 12:43 PM (sgrzZ)

605 Also,
What the fuck is O'Malley doing in NH?

And why is Al Gore warming the planet by flying his private jet to Iowa?

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 12:43 PM (AkOaV)

606 Just follow the police cars.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 12:43 PM (sgrzZ)

It's Hoboken. You'd probably end up at a hipster party that devolved in to a gang turf war.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 12:44 PM (AkOaV)

607
Oh that's right - Sandy Burglar.

Example of lunch menu at Sidwell Friends school:

Miso Soup, Oriental CouCous, Japanese Kabocha Salad, Blackened Portobello Salad, Moo Goo Gai Pan,Vegetable Fried Rice,Fortune Cookies
or
Beef Nachos, tacos, hot dogs, hamburgers, baked ziti, ceaser salad, Brats Sauerkraut with red-eye gravy, beef stroganoff, "all natural" french fries, assorted pizzas, "all natural" chicken tenders......





Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2015 12:44 PM (G+Wff)

608 Just HOW do I find out where this frigging thing is should I decide to venture into mordor?(Hoboken)

If you're driving down Washington St. be sure to wave to the east in the direction of my alma mater (Stevens Tech)

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2015 12:45 PM (zrsn3)

609 Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2015 12:44 PM (G+Wff)

I fuckin love me some of them all natural chicken tenders.

Posted by: Obamas Daughter, who refuses to eat like a plebe at March 06, 2015 12:45 PM (AkOaV)

610
Meanwhile, back at the Tilted Kilt, here's the food:

www.communicatingideas.com/2011/12/tilted-kilt-pub-eatery-in-mission.html

Nom nom!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 06, 2015 12:45 PM (kdS6q)

611 607
And we get gruel.

Posted by: PS-17 at March 06, 2015 12:45 PM (sgrzZ)

612 "What the fuck is O'Malley doing in NH? "


Back-benchers are smelling blood.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 06, 2015 12:46 PM (LA7Cm)

613 The Iranian Jar Rat throws Hillary! under the bus, refuses to defend her.

The evidence seems to be mounting that this is deliberate push to knock Hillary out of the running before she even starts.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 12:46 PM (kff5f)

614 You fat fucks will eat what I tell you to eat. And you will do it with a fucking smile on your face, you ungrateful little shits.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 06, 2015 12:47 PM (AkOaV)

615 So obamas going all out on His "racism" rants... Says The "Americans-in-waiting" or as I call them illegal aliens, are the same as those who fought for civil rights in Selma.... Really?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 06, 2015 12:47 PM (Bn6aD)

616 It's good to see Moron musicians represented (stares at blister on finger from last night's gig).

Hoist one for me. I'll be there in spirit(s), especially after I go to the liquor store here in a bit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 06, 2015 12:42 PM (0HooB)


Yeah well, after I send lewis and clark out to discover the email addy that I need to find before I find the super secret meetup.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2015 12:47 PM (FMbng)

617 Also,
What the fuck is O'Malley doing in NH?
---------------

I reiterate. Beware of O'Malley. The MSM can elect him.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2015 12:47 PM (vPh3W)

618 12:00 PM television news coverage:

CBC - Muslim attacks on Parliament
CNN - Muslim attacks in Boston


And both governments are telling me Islam is a religion of peace.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 06, 2015 12:47 PM (AC0lD)

619 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 12:46 PM (kff5f)

I'm really ... surprised.

Who has the balls to go after Queen Hillary like this? It's looking more and more like a coordinated assault to dethrone her.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 12:48 PM (AkOaV)

620 "all natural" french fries and chicken tenders.

You know, as opposed to those synthetic ones.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 12:48 PM (kff5f)

621 Who the fuck could have predicted this; the world's first three gay marriage.

-

If you oppose this you're a h8ter worse than Hitler!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 06, 2015 12:48 PM (XUKZU)

622 The evidence seems to be mounting that this is deliberate push to knock Hillary out of the running before she even starts.

Like I said the other day. This is a "blood feud" between the Obama's and Clinton's for the future of the Dem. party.

Posted by: PS-17 at March 06, 2015 12:48 PM (sgrzZ)

623 Okay. Which one of you did this?

http://bit.ly/1AOu5kA

Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 06, 2015 12:48 PM (mf5HN)

624 The evidence seems to be mounting that this is deliberate push to knock Hillary out of the running before she even starts.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 12:46 PM (kff5f)




Obama could have holder charge the white b*tch and that would be enough. Oh would I love that sooooo much. I don't think for a second she would fall on her sword without a little fat lady singing.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 06, 2015 12:49 PM (WNERA)

625 You fat fucks will eat what I tell you to eat. And you will do it with a fucking smile on your face, you ungrateful little shits.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 06, 2015 12:47 PM (AkOaV)


oh blow it out your asteroid size ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2015 12:49 PM (FMbng)

626
Like I said the other day. This is a "blood feud" between the Obama's and Clinton's for the future of the Dem. party.

If it is I hope Hillary dumps all the shit She has on obama...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 06, 2015 12:49 PM (Bn6aD)

627 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2015 12:47 PM (vPh3W)

Yeah, I'm starting to think he may be the dark horse candidate in this go-round.

I'm trying to figure out who the beneficiary of this whole Hillary-is-fucked-by-her-own-side thing is.

Plugs Biden seems like the obvious answer... but I can't imagine anyone in his party is seriously considering nominating him.

OMalley or Fauxcahontis are the only two others that really make sense.

AlGore has long since past his prime, he's probably just trying to egg his speaking fees up by pretending to be considering a run.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 12:49 PM (AkOaV)

628 I'm really ... surprised.

Who has the balls to go after Queen Hillary like this? It's looking more and more like a coordinated assault to dethrone her.


Val-Jar. Obola.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2015 12:49 PM (4R02F)

629 Hey Bear's Fans: The Jets just traded for Brandon Marshal. Is he finished? Did the Jets get taken AGAIN?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2015 12:50 PM (rDqRv)

630 The evidence seems to be mounting that this is deliberate push to knock Hillary out of the running before she even starts.

Almost certainly, and probably orchestrated right out of OFA HQ. Hillary will become the Jeb Bush of the Democrats - some support from the beltway and institutional types and precisely zero with the base (in their case, of leftist crazies and assorted moonbats).

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2015 12:50 PM (zrsn3)

631 I reiterate. Beware of O'Malley. The MSM can elect him.

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He's the sacrificial lamb - like Bob Dole.

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2015 12:50 PM (gmeXX)

632 Who has the balls to go after Queen Hillary like this?

The group who already beat her once- the SCOAMT and team.

I think the Clintons are quietly horrified at what TFG has done over the last 6 years, and want it to stop. Not all of it, obviously, but I think they're horrified at how he has damaged the United States as a Super Power and on the world stage.

And I think TFG doesn't want anyone who is going to come along behind him and undo *any* of his "legacy."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 12:51 PM (kff5f)

633 yeah I would not be one bit surprised if Fredo or jarrett the farrett is behind this dump on hillary. I am sure they hate her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2015 12:51 PM (rDqRv)

634
Do you know how Ace is gonna come at you?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 06, 2015 12:51 PM (NitOS)

635 If it is I hope Hillary dumps all the shit She has on obama...


I've stocked a lot of popcorn to watch this fight.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 12:51 PM (sgrzZ)

636 CNN - Muslim attacks in Boston


-

Well, the rifleman's stalking the sick and the lame
Preacherman seeks the same, who'll get there first is uncertain
Nightsticks and water cannons, tear gas, padlocks
Molotov cocktails and rocks behind every curtain
False-hearted judges dying in the webs that they spin
Only a matter of time 'til night comes steppin' in

Djokerman dance to the nightingale tune
Bird fly high by the light of the moon
Oh, oh, oh, Djokerman


Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 06, 2015 12:52 PM (XUKZU)

637 French Firewater Tobacco and Boomsticks negotiating first sale of firearms in Fast and Furious program.
"No problem, chief. You can run these guns to anyone. Even, ya know, the Iroquois. Let's seal the deal with a pipe and the drinks are on me."

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at March 06, 2015 12:52 PM (uPxUo)

638 If it is I hope Hillary dumps all the shit She has on obama...


Yeah, this is one of those battles where I'm rooting for casualties and high body counts - metaphorically, of course.

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2015 12:52 PM (zrsn3)

639 Who has the balls to go after Queen Hillary like this? It's looking more and more like a coordinated assault to dethrone her.

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I think they want her out the way - though they don't want to be seen as the ones doing the pushing.

But the difference between this scandal and Bill's - she is not Bill. Bill could defend himself. He is good with the press, good in front of the camera, believable to the American people. He is everything that Hillary is not.

She is in hiding because she would only make things worse. Bill would be out defending himself. She is doing the only thing she can do - and it is a good political move. But I'm not sure it is working.

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2015 12:52 PM (gmeXX)

640 Val-Jar. Obola.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2015 12:49 PM (4R02F)

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 12:51 PM (kff5f)

Okay, I'll bite...

But Obama would not go after Hillary unless he had a hand picked successor, no?

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 12:53 PM (AkOaV)

641 "Obama could have holder charge the white b*tch and that would be enough. "


Wouldn't surprise me in the least. Quietly bow out, you and Bill just go away, this thing blows over with only a little public disgrace. Persist with aspirations and Holder fires up the charges.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 06, 2015 12:53 PM (LA7Cm)

642 If it is I hope Hillary dumps all the shit She has on obama...


I've stocked a lot of popcorn to watch this fight.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 12:51 PM (sgrzZ)


That fight will need beer, weed, mead, and feed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2015 12:53 PM (FMbng)

643 U.S. Army Appeals Court Rules Military Must Refer To Traitor Bradley Manning As A She

Weasel Zippers

All I can say is thanks G-D it's the Army and not the NAVY. Now I will duck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2015 12:53 PM (rDqRv)

644 There is no feud.
It is a distraction.
What for? Now that is the question.
Iran
FCC. We haven't seen that yet.
???
I am more concerned about what is going to manifest from the other hand. The Billionaire Cab-el will choose our next dictator if there even is a change. Either way I would suggest all preppers to stock up on anal lube.

Posted by: OSTB at March 06, 2015 12:54 PM (ShdUd)

645 A friend of mine once said the Tilted Kilt is proof that strippers need day jobs...

Posted by: Timon at March 06, 2015 12:54 PM (ZDJwC)

646 Posted by: SH at March 06, 2015 12:52 PM (gmeXX)

I want to call partial bullshit on that one. I don't think it was that Bill was "great" in front of the press, I think it's that the press 100% carried the water for him like they do for Obama.

And I know Hillary has been kvetching about the press since her failed run in '08, because they switch from Team Clinton! To Team HopeandChange and she was pissed.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 12:54 PM (AkOaV)

647 Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 06, 2015 12:48 PM (mf5HN)

LOL.

Obama could have holder charge the white b*tch and that would be enough. Oh would I love that sooooo much. I don't think for a second she would fall on her sword without a little fat lady singing.

Not Holder anymore. But, yes, DoJ could just go ahead and charge her.

But *then* she might produce the emails. You think she wasn't corresponding with Val Jar and TFG using those private emails?

Which is probably why there's such a delicate dance being put on here. SCOAMT and team want her damaged enough that she doesn't run (or can't win if she does) for the Democrat nomination, but don't want her so damaged/cornered that she starts telling where the bodies are buried.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 12:54 PM (kff5f)

648 Like I said the other day. This is a "blood feud" between the Obama's and Clinton's for the future of the Dem. party.
Posted by: PS-17
-----------------

Not unlikely. The uber-Progressives may be trying to consolidate control. Old white folk like Reid and Pelosi are hanging on by the tips of their bitten fingernails, doing/saying anything that might keep themselves in the Left-shifting power circle.

The Clintons as Trotsky

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2015 12:54 PM (vPh3W)

649 How do we know Bill isn't behind all this? Does Bill really want to go through this again with all his past scandals brought back to life. Or better to just go around the country and remind people how great things were when he was President. And they look better and better everyday.

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2015 12:54 PM (gmeXX)

650 The only thing the Clintons are horrified of is that Obama will get the credit for the things they wish they had done while in office. Seriously, they care nothing for the country.

Posted by: no good deed at March 06, 2015 12:55 PM (ZKGnj)

651 I think the Clintons are quietly horrified at what TFG has done over the last 6 years, and want it to stop. Not all of it, obviously, but I think they're horrified at how he has damaged the United States as a Super Power and on the world stage.


This fight has been going since Obama played the race card on Bill. The 2 camps hate each other. Obama is afraid of being push to the back burner of history if the Clintons get a 3rd term. His ego couldn't handle that.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 12:55 PM (sgrzZ)

652 424
I'm trying to come up with some reason why I need one of these:



"Meet the amazing $174 gadget that lets you shoot fireballs from your wrists" http://is.gd/gvvbCn

Posted by: toby928(C) is just asking questions here at March 06, 2015 11:53 AM (evdj2)

I go running and for the first time had a run in with a large dog last year that made me think about protection. There is spray you can get, but what they allow you to have in Canada is 'watered down' compared to what you can get in the US.
But shooting fireballs from my wrist. I'd feel safe.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 06, 2015 12:55 PM (AC0lD)

653 Obama could have holder charge the white b*tch and that would be enough.

Gee Hillary, that's a nice mid-8-figure nest-egg you've built for yourself during all those years of "public" "service" - be a shame for something to happen to it.

Question of the day, of course, is if this is being orchestrated by King Putt who is his heir apparent? My money is on Liealotta Liz, but that's principally because I'd be willing to endure almost anything to get that harpy shrew out of MA.

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2015 12:56 PM (zrsn3)

654 I want to call partial bullshit on that one. I don't think it was that Bill was "great" in front of the press, I think it's that the press 100% carried the water for him like they do for Obama.

-----

There is no doubt the press carried the water for Bill. But Bill was an exceptional politician. He comes across as likeable. I think you kid yourself if you deny it. He has a talent for BS.

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2015 12:56 PM (gmeXX)

655 But Obama would not go after Hillary unless he had a hand picked successor, no?

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 12:53 PM (AkOaV)


Maybe so, maybe no.

From a qui bono perspective, there are a lot of options out there. Liz Warren is one.

But it could simply be a case of him cutting off his nose to spite his face. He's a malignant narcissist; he may not have thought beyond "I don't like Hillary Clinton."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 12:56 PM (kff5f)

656
A friend of mine once said the Tilted Kilt is proof that strippers need day jobs...
Posted by: Timon



Those child support checks only go so far....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 06, 2015 12:57 PM (kdS6q)

657 I reiterate. Beware of O'Malley. The MSM can elect him.

They've proven that they can elect about anyone now. They have the machine, the base and a lack of opposition.

The question now is, why install Hilary? She was a lousy campaigner last time.She doesn't appear to have improved. For all we know, she may well be having health issues.
That would explain this. Someone else noted that she needs to be seen as running, or the gravy train subsides. So she'll talk and appear, even if she can't really campaign or 'serve'.
They are probably dumping her because she won't go.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 06, 2015 12:57 PM (b7GF2)

658 Here's a nice little place for breakfast:

The Smoking Baby Donut Shop. You'll never guess where it is...


http://tinyurl.com/nhbrs75

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 06, 2015 12:57 PM (0HooB)

659 wooga, if you're still lurking,
I am where you are. Weather sure sucks today, huh?

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 06, 2015 12:57 PM (TPjwz)

660 Seriously, they care nothing for the country.
Posted by: no good deed
---------------

Neither does Obama. It is just a platform/mechanism for shifting society to conform to his view of how things ought to be.., all the while enjoying the immeasurable perqs provided by the rest of us.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2015 12:57 PM (vPh3W)

661 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 12:54 PM (kff5f)

There is NO WAY that Obama, his team, congressional leaders, foreign leaders Clinton corresponded with, her entire team both in and out of govt, and thousands of others in DC (including, probably, friendly media) did not know she was using an off-domain email address.

The fact that we're not hearing about it until now leads me to believe that they are ALL doing it, and didn't want to (obviously) blow the whistle on her, because they're just as guilty.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 12:57 PM (AkOaV)

662 I reiterate. Beware of O'Malley. The MSM can elect him.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2015 12:47 PM (vPh3W)

Dear God NO! O'Malley is O'Bama, but he'll tax your farts.

Posted by: spypeach at March 06, 2015 12:58 PM (/vbEv)

663 643 U.S. Army Appeals Court Rules Military Must Refer To Traitor Bradley Manning As A She



They should be referring to HIM as "the late" Bradley Manning.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2015 12:58 PM (oKE6c)

664 I reiterate. Beware of O'Malley. The MSM can elect him.

They've proven that they can elect about anyone now. They have the machine, the base and a lack of opposition.

-----

Never say never, but I don't see how the MSM can get O'Malley elected.

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2015 12:58 PM (gmeXX)

665 "But Obama would not go after Hillary unless he had a hand picked successor, no? "


Could be he's of the ABH mindset. Perhaps Barry thinks anybody else is better than Hillary and malleable to his means.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 06, 2015 12:58 PM (LA7Cm)

666 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 06, 2015 12:57 PM (0HooB)

Of course it's in FL.

They just need some skinny 40 year old white girls with no teeth out front smoking marlboros and drinking bud lights at 9 am to make the image complete.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 12:59 PM (AkOaV)

667 665 comments and not one moronette has mentioned Stompy Boots?

Posted by: scottst at March 06, 2015 12:59 PM (v+8+I)

668 Do you know how Ace is gonna come at you?



Like a spider monkey hopped up on Adderall.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2015 01:00 PM (4R02F)

669 Okay, we've reached Mark of the Beast.

Where's Ace?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 01:00 PM (kff5f)

670 Liawatha said she wouldn't run if Hillary ran. Here's the push to get Hillary out. Warren is Obama's sister from another momma.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 01:00 PM (sgrzZ)

671 Never say never, but I don't see how the MSM can get O'Malley elected.
Posted by: SH at March 06, 2015 12:58 PM (gmeXX)

Yeah, AND he's not historic.

Kennedy beat him to be the first catholic irish president by like 60 years.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 01:00 PM (AkOaV)

672 Could be he's of the ABH mindset. Perhaps Barry thinks anybody else is better than Hillary and malleable to his means.

-----

May be true. The Clinton's play ball. They aren't (at least Bill wasn't) doctrinaire leftists as Obama.

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2015 01:00 PM (gmeXX)

673 Where's Ace?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 01:00 PM (kff5f)

He's retweeting shit about pigs on twitter, so we know he's awake...

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 01:01 PM (AkOaV)

674 0664
Oh come on now. since the dead can now vote in the past several elections it is in the bag. Just need to get them registered. How long to register billions of dead. Did Stalin and Mao keep records. close to fifty million there. A land slide victory.

Posted by: OSTB at March 06, 2015 01:01 PM (ShdUd)

675 The fact that we're not hearing about it until now leads me to believe that they are ALL doing it, and didn't want to (obviously) blow the whistle on her, because they're just as guilty.

That is probably true. That the State Dept. is now culling through the emails Clinton turned over to remove classified info is evidence enough for charges. Classified info on an unclassified system is a security violation. Hell, Obama having people meet at Starbucks so they weren't recorded on the White House log is just the tip of the iceberg of the shit they pull.

Posted by: no good deed at March 06, 2015 01:01 PM (ZKGnj)

676
The fact that we're not hearing about it until now leads me to believe that they are ALL doing it, and didn't want to (obviously) blow the whistle on her, because they're just as guilty.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 12:57 PM (AkOaV)







Indeed it is obama feature not a bug. Landmark legal proved the EPA did. It is system wide to hide from freedom of information act. Corrupt top to bottom inside to out.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 06, 2015 01:01 PM (WNERA)

677 I'm trying to come up with some reason why I need one of these:



"Meet the amazing $174 gadget that lets you shoot fireballs from your wrists" http://is.gd/gvvbCn

-
Just tell your wife it's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 06, 2015 01:01 PM (XUKZU)

678 He's retweeting shit about pigs on twitter, so we know he's awake...

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 01:01 PM (AkOaV)


I'm not sure. I'm about half-convinced he tweets in his sleep.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 01:01 PM (kff5f)

679 Never say never, but I don't see how the MSM can get O'Malley elected.
Posted by: SH
----------------

?!!!!

Uh..., "President" Obama.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2015 01:01 PM (vPh3W)

680 Dear God NO! O'Malley is O'Bama, but he'll tax your farts.
Posted by: spypeach at March 06, 2015 12:58 PM (/vbEv)

Yeah don't they tax rain water in Maryland?

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 01:01 PM (AkOaV)

681 >>Meanwhile, back at the Tilted Kilt:
chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/tilted-kilt-03-500-59.jpg
More city miles than a Uhaul rental pick-up.

Is that Klinger from MASH?? Nice tits, surgeon should have put them on someone better looking!

Posted by: Bruce Jenners Plastic Vag at March 06, 2015 01:01 PM (21FfY)

682 The fact that we're not hearing about it until now leads me to believe that they are ALL doing it, and didn't want to (obviously) blow the whistle on her, because they're just as guilty.

Of course their all doing it. Head of the EPA was busted years ago. So was Sabilis (sp)

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 01:02 PM (sgrzZ)

683 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Choice
Clinic think President Obama should tell people to leave Hillary Clanton alone because she is 100 times better then that idiot, liar, racist, and persons of color hater Bush. We should all love ore Presdent of Color because he is the best thing to happen to this country since Bush left office.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 06, 2015 01:03 PM (Sd++4)

684 The fact that we're not hearing about it until now leads me to believe that they are ALL doing it

Of course they are. Because... transparency!!

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2015 01:03 PM (zrsn3)

685 Hill can dump whatever she wants on TFG. The MSM will cover for the petulant cocksucker.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 06, 2015 01:03 PM (fWAjv)

686 I'm not sure. I'm about half-convinced he tweets in his sleep.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 01:01 PM (kff5f)

Well, then he's almost there.

As soon as he can do ad-lib "fill in the details of the pre-written narrative" writing in his sleep, he'll finally be qualified to be a Real Journalist.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 01:03 PM (AkOaV)

687 Never say never, but I don't see how the MSM can get O'Malley elected.
Posted by: SH
----------------

?!!!!

Uh..., "President" Obama.

-----

I don't think the MSM got Obama elected. He came along at just the right time and had all the favorable winds at his back. The media helped him - but they help all democrats. They may have helped him more than most.

Perhaps Obama is simply the new norm - but I think he is more of an aberration. Time will tell.

Posted by: SH at March 06, 2015 01:04 PM (gmeXX)

688 Hill can dump whatever she wants on TFG. The MSM will cover for the petulant cocksucker.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 06, 2015 01:03 PM (fWAjv)

Not since College and that was just once

Posted by: Bill Cosby at March 06, 2015 01:04 PM (rDqRv)

689 Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 06, 2015 01:03 PM (Sd++4)


And that is why we love you Mary. You make us chuckle.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 06, 2015 01:04 PM (WNERA)

690 This thread? Still? *noms spicy Hate sammich*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 01:05 PM (FsuaD)

691 Yeah don't they tax rain water in Maryland?

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 01:01 PM (AkOaV)

Yep.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 06, 2015 01:05 PM (fWAjv)

692 White House planned the evisceration of Hillary to distract from the deal with Iran:

http://tinyurl.com/mv5eb8r

Biden says: "This is a big fucking deal."

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 06, 2015 01:06 PM (BZAd3)

693 Hill can dump whatever she wants on TFG. The MSM will cover for the petulant cocksucker.

I don't think so.

The Clintons still have a lot of pull with the MFM. That's why you've got much of the MFM circling the wagons around her.

Not to mention there's still a Clinton wing of the Democrat party represented in Congress.

If Clinton dumps massively incriminating evidence about the JEF, it'll do damage. Will it be enough to "kill the king?" That I don't know, but it'll hurt him, potentially a LOT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 01:06 PM (kff5f)

694 Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 06, 2015 01:01 PM (WNERA)

Well now why is it that when people in government break laws (in regards to email retention), it's a slap on the wrist and seen as an administrative thing... when CEO's of publicly traded companies can get personally fined or thrown in jail if they fail to follow SEC guidelines on email retention? (10 year retention policy at my company)

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 01:06 PM (AkOaV)

695 *noms spicy Hate sammich*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 01:05 PM (FsuaD)


Can you FedEx me one of those? I'm stuck at the office through lunch.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 01:07 PM (kff5f)

696 White House planned the evisceration of Hillary to distract from the deal with Iran.

Wheels on the bus goes round and round, round and round

All around the town.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 01:07 PM (sgrzZ)

697 Whoa. Drudge. 56,000,000+ women out of work force.

Thanks, Obama!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 01:08 PM (FsuaD)

698 Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 06, 2015 01:06 PM (BZAd3)

...And we have a competing theory.

So in this theory, Obama released this Hillary private email thing not to necessarily help another candidate, but to distract from his own bullshit with Iran and fire a few shots across Hillarys bow?

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 01:08 PM (AkOaV)

699 Well now why is it that when people in government break laws (in regards to email retention), it's a slap on the wrist and seen as an administrative thing... when CEO's of publicly traded companies can get personally fined or thrown in jail if they fail to follow SEC guidelines on email retention? (10 year retention policy at my company)


"Shut up," they explained.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 06, 2015 01:08 PM (0HooB)

700 INTROSPECTIVE "ACE IS LATE" POLL

Q: The fact that hundreds, if not thousands, of full-grown intelligent people wait breathlessly for a stranger to finally climb out of bed, scratch his underballs, and type some out-rage-inducing summary of the day's news, and that we become more and more anxious at his absence, is...

1. Quite heartwarming, that a community of like-minded pals has developed.
2. Really sad, if you think about it.
3. An understandable consequence of Ace's insightful genius.
4. Creepy as hell -- what is this, a cult?
5. Evidence of strong camaraderie amongst this small-but-influential squadron world-saving political activists.

Posted by: zombie at March 06, 2015 01:08 PM (K4YiS)

701 Well now why is it that when people in government break laws (in regards to email retention), it's a slap on the wrist and seen as an administrative thing...

when CEO's of publicly traded companies can get personally fined or thrown in jail if they fail to follow SEC guidelines on email retention?



Because CEO's be hiding taxable money.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2015 01:08 PM (4R02F)

702 T'was brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.

All mimsy were the borogroves, and the mome's wrath outgrabe.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 01:09 PM (kff5f)

703 *noms spicy Hate sammich*

From Chik-fil-A? I had one of those last night! YUMMMM....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2015 01:09 PM (wtvvX)

704 Nood Val Jar

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 06, 2015 01:09 PM (Mxs5H)

705 To: Hillary Clinton
From: Huma
CC: Anthony Weiner

Subject: No more Weiner

Body:

Dearest Hill,

I expect to fly home tomorrow and I am anxious to see you. I miss our time together.

Now that Anthony has shared pictures of his private parts with any number of females via Twitter, I have left his disgusting political ass.

I want it to be us. Just us. Please take me back.

Love always,
Huma

Posted by: Sphynx at March 06, 2015 01:09 PM (OZmbA)

706
Dear God NO! O'Malley is O'Bama, but he'll tax your farts.

Posted by: spypeach at March 06, 2015 12:58 PM (/vbEv)


Yes he did implement a rain tax. That stupid bastard also implemented even more gun control and he put in place a gasoline tax that automatically goes up. The donkeys in the legislature don't have to vote to increase it anymore. That along with 40 or so other tax and fee increases. That got his Lt Governor beaten by a Republican in this communist state.

Posted by: Timon at March 06, 2015 01:09 PM (ZDJwC)

707 Fournier has been stabbing her. There is a dem civil war afoot

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 06, 2015 01:09 PM (wMXi/)

708 >>
He's retweeting shit about pigs on twitter, so we know he's awake...



Some Blogger.

Posted by: Charlotte's Web at March 06, 2015 01:09 PM (aC9BH)

709 Not to mention there's still a Clinton wing of the Democrat party represented in Congress.

Much of the Clinton wing has been pushed out(blue Dogs). What's left is the Pelosis, Reid, Obama wing.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 01:09 PM (sgrzZ)

710 I VOTE FOR 5

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2015 01:09 PM (wtvvX)

711 Posted by: zombie at March 06, 2015 01:08 PM (K4YiS)

I'm going with 2, 4 and maybe a little 5.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 01:10 PM (AkOaV)

712 Posted by: zombie at March 06, 2015 01:08 PM (K4YiS)

A potato.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 06, 2015 01:10 PM (kff5f)

713 It's not Ace's fault. It's our fault. We weren't nice enough to him.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 06, 2015 01:10 PM (XUKZU)

714 Nood ValJar.

Not Nude ValJar. Thank goodness.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2015 01:10 PM (7ObY1)

715 So in this theory, Obama released this Hillary private email thing not to necessarily help another candidate, but to distract from his own bullshit with Iran and fire a few shots across Hillarys bow?

A 2 fer

Posted by: wrg500 at March 06, 2015 01:10 PM (sgrzZ)

716 Nude underbus.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 06, 2015 01:10 PM (JtwS4)

717 The Clintons still have a lot of pull with the MFM. That's why you've got much of the MFM circling the wagons around her. Not to mention there's still a Clinton wing of the Democrat party represented in Congress. If Clinton dumps massively incriminating evidence about the JEF, it'll do damage. Will it be enough to "kill the king?" That I don't know, but it'll hurt him, potentially a LOT.

Allen G
Doubtful. The MFM will continue to love him, the GOP has already surrendered to him, dems are still reliably voting together, and no one is going to go to jail or be fined.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 06, 2015 01:11 PM (b7GF2)

718 Commissary officials are looking for ways to fill the void at 22 stores in nine states after delis and bakeries were temporarily closed because of performance-related issues with the contractor, a spokesman said.


And get this: They are ALL AIr Force Bases.

I guess those special snow flake fly boys are never satisfied?

Posted by: Bill Cosby at March 06, 2015 01:11 PM (rDqRv)

719 Better change those kneepads WaPo.


http://tinyurl.com/p5qd8ds


Top 6 instances of disrespect toward President Obama


Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 06, 2015 01:11 PM (fWAjv)

720 Bruce Jenner will cut off his dick before we get a new thread

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 06, 2015 01:11 PM (wMXi/)

721 Hopefully the State Dept can soon tell us how many secrets were compromised to foreign governments from the poor security Hillary used on her server, and where that server was actually located.

Presumably they already know all these answers, since they've been preparing for this storm for eight months.

Posted by: MTF at March 06, 2015 01:24 PM (FCsIb)

722 697 Whoa. Drudge. 56,000,000+ women out of work force.Thanks, Obama!

______________________________________

Bonjour, mes Femmes.

As a citizen of the world, I think it is my duty to provide -- ahem --"employment" for these 56 million women.


Please stop by my room at the Marriot Marquis in Times Square.


I will provide the Maid's Outfit.


Signed,


A Very Naughty Boy

Posted by: Former IMF Chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn at March 06, 2015 01:32 PM (iAUf+)

723 700 I vote 1, 3 and mostly 5

Posted by: scottst at March 06, 2015 01:37 PM (v+8+I)

724 Fwench guy looking up that one mohawk/feather guy's breechclout.

Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2015 03:47 PM (go5uR)

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