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let it burn
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 03, 2015 08:36 AM (u8GsB) 2
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 03, 2015 08:36 AM (2Ayux) 3
Fourth?
Posted by: Tommy Hawk at March 03, 2015 08:36 AM (MYPM9) 4
mornin'
Posted by: Jdub at March 03, 2015 08:36 AM (WDySP) 5
Fourth!
Posted by: Tommy Hawk at March 03, 2015 08:36 AM (MYPM9) 6
Morning....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 08:36 AM (kRABD) 7
Huh? Is that the sun? I see a black and yellow dress.
Posted by: MTF, Washington Crusader at March 03, 2015 08:37 AM (FCsIb) Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 03, 2015 08:37 AM (MYPM9) 9
I'm Pro Sun And I Vote!
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2015 08:37 AM (FcR7P) 10
It's a champagne super nova in the sky.....
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 03, 2015 08:37 AM (2cS/G) 11
Stand by for stompening. And for those just getting here the news links are on the ONT.
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 08:37 AM (wlDny) 12
75 days to graduation. Tom Petty speaks for me.
youtu.be/uMyCa35_mOg?t=12s Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 03, 2015 08:37 AM (4pyhg) 13
And to think, there are those who would shave that beautiful stuff off.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 03, 2015 08:37 AM (xq1UY) 14
Remember the air cannon cooked shrimp the Japanese developed? Well now they have applied that technology to gyoza dumplings.
http://youtu.be/4ViwSeuWVfE Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:37 AM (bl7+W) 15
Looks like something the cat harfed up.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2015 08:37 AM (UZBFV) 16
Here it comes.
Posted by: George Harrison at March 03, 2015 08:37 AM (3XgVe) 17
Duuuuuuuuude!
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at March 03, 2015 08:37 AM (RD7QR) 18
The sun looks hot and bothered.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2015 08:37 AM (dfrbZ) 19
IBD had a good, succinct article by Phyllis Schafly:
"Democrats Plan To Win Elections With Illegal Alien Votes" http://tinyurl.com/p9hppf2 Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2015 08:38 AM (GGCsk) 20
Is that why there's so much global warming?
Speaking of--the news this morning mentioned a "study" from a "university" "proving" the drought in California is due to man-caused warming. They finished this glowing report with, and I'm quoting from memory here, "Some scientists, who were not a part of the study, are disputing some of the claims." Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 03, 2015 08:39 AM (MYPM9) 21
I see a winking raven.
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 03, 2015 08:39 AM (2cS/G) 22
I used to want the repeal of ZeroCare and a return to a Constitutional Republic. Now I want prison terms for the least offensive Democrats and worse for the ring leaders.
Posted by: MTF, Washington Crusader at March 03, 2015 08:39 AM (FCsIb) 23
19 IBD had a good, succinct article by Phyllis Schafly:
"Democrats Plan To Win Elections With Illegal Alien Votes" http://tinyurl.com/p9hppf2 Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2015 08:38 AM (GGCsk) Yeah, everybody who was paying attention knew this. Plus bid GOP donors want cheap labor. Win/win for them, lose/lose for blacks and lower-class whites. Posted by: joncelli at March 03, 2015 08:39 AM (RD7QR) 24
Looks like tentacles of global warming reaching out to Gaia in an act of love!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 03, 2015 08:40 AM (ftVQq) 25
Time to go to the dentist. BBL
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 08:40 AM (wlDny) 26
I found waldos controlling the plumes!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 03, 2015 08:40 AM (MYPM9) Posted by: Hrothgar at March 03, 2015 08:40 AM (ftVQq) 28
BIG GOP donors. BIG. MOAR COFFEE.
Posted by: joncelli at March 03, 2015 08:41 AM (RD7QR) 29
Speaking of--the news this morning mentioned a "study" from a "university" "proving" the drought in California is due to man-caused warming.
Southern California is all but a desert. It's SUPPOSED to be dry. Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 03, 2015 08:41 AM (MMC8r) 30
I'm gonna soak up the sun.
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at March 03, 2015 08:41 AM (MYPM9) 31
Looks gassy. Posted by: Bruce J. at March 03, 2015 08:41 AM (iQIUe) 32
Re: Schafly, the rest of the Republican Congress apparently doesn't care if they are swept out into obscurity by the sea of voting illegals. It's a mystery for the ages, as I see it plain as day. Many of them will lose their current high prestige careers. The country's descent will be irreversible*.
*assuming it's not already there Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2015 08:42 AM (dfrbZ) 33
rdbrewer is giving us a swirlie.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2015 08:42 AM (SWpRk) 34
Oh, and I see a grumpy baby eagle in the lower right-hand corner.
Posted by: joncelli at March 03, 2015 08:42 AM (RD7QR) 35
Southern California is all but a desert. It's SUPPOSED to be dry.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower -- But-but-but--science? Posted by: NBC at March 03, 2015 08:42 AM (MYPM9) 36
*hauls out steam cleaning tools and 55 gal drum of febreeze*
Ah, that fresh smell in the morning! Posted by: anon a mouse at March 03, 2015 08:42 AM (/jpU8) Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2015 08:42 AM (UZBFV) 38
IBD had a good, succinct article by Phyllis Schafly: "Democrats Plan To Win Elections With Illegal Alien Votes" http://tinyurl.com/p9hppf2 Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2015 08:38 AM (GGCsk) She forgot to add "with complete Republican acquiescence"! Posted by: Hrothgar at March 03, 2015 08:42 AM (ftVQq) 39
Uh-oh--time to go to work.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 03, 2015 08:42 AM (MYPM9) 40
Too late.
I'm all commented out. ![]() Going up to 50 today. Snow in the forecast for tomorrow. Ooooooklahoma... where the climate changes every day. Posted by: mindful webworker - words fail me at March 03, 2015 08:43 AM (4Utw1) 41
34th!
Posted by: Tommy at March 03, 2015 08:43 AM (53CCM) 42
So BO is having a hastily arranged video chat with foreign leaders this am to upstage Bibi. I thought he would just pull the fire alarm in the Capitol, but this works too.
Posted by: Baldy at March 03, 2015 08:44 AM (+35FH) 43
Click-through on the sun picture has a nice sciency explanation of what we're looking at.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 03, 2015 08:44 AM (JtwS4) 44
Is that a photo of MUMR's pink starfish?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 03, 2015 08:44 AM (hTqUR) Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 08:45 AM (aq/hO) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 08:45 AM (kRABD) 47
Wow. Was looking for a new state to live in.
What's up with the relatively high income tax rates in SC and NC? Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2015 08:46 AM (GGCsk) 48
Alternate title:
The Clap and an Electron Microscope Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 08:45 AM (aq/hO) So that would imply that two people thought an electron microscope would be teh sexy? Posted by: joncelli at March 03, 2015 08:46 AM (RD7QR) 49
A Utah DEA agent, speaking out against Utah passing a medical pot bill, warned the committee that failure to stop this bill will lead to stoned rabbits:
http://tinyurl.com/mac7fqq I wonder if gorebul warming was mentioned too. Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2015 08:46 AM (SWpRk) 50
What is this "sun" you speak of?
:: Staring out window at the dreaded "wintery mix.":: Posted by: Gem at March 03, 2015 08:46 AM (CeZq3) 51
The fact that the sun is pink is just more proof that it has nothing at all to do with heating the Earth. It is us humans who are causing Global Heat Armageddon!!!! Run for your lives!
Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2015 08:46 AM (72D6h) 52
@jaketapper
POTUS to Reuters w/direct shot at @netanyahu credibility, says PM "made all sorts of claims" about 2013 interim deal, "none...has come true" @votermom Red line you can keep your doctor POTUS knows about claims that don't come true. @jaketapper @netanyahu Posted by: @votermom at March 03, 2015 08:46 AM (cbfNE) 53
"So, um, Death Valley. Our fault....?"
No...but you know the Grand Canyon? Yup, run off from SUV caused Glowbull Worming Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 03, 2015 08:46 AM (hTqUR) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2015 08:47 AM (F2IAQ) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:47 AM (bl7+W) 56
Morning! Freezing rain here this morning.. gonna be a fun trip to work!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 03, 2015 08:47 AM (/9Mak) Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at March 03, 2015 08:48 AM (3ZtZW) 58
11 Stand by for stompening. And for those just getting here the news links are on the ONT.
Posted by: Vic a Thank you Vic Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2015 08:48 AM (F2IAQ) 59
@votermom...bringing the zzzing! Great tweet.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2015 08:48 AM (dfrbZ) 60
Has anyone seen this?:
http://tinyurl.com/Rome-Sweet-Rome-Trailer Dude went on Reddit one day a few years ago and answered, with a long post, this question posed by another poster: "Could I destroy the entire Roman Empire in the time of Augustus with a single Marine Expeditionary Unit?" Within hours the guy had been contacted by a movie exec, and now he's quit his boring financial adviser job and writes movie scripts and novels for a living. And, his movie is being made. Pretty cool. Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2015 08:49 AM (72D6h) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 08:49 AM (kRABD) 62
"Democrats Plan To Win Elections With Illegal Alien Votes"
- Think of it as an act of love. - Jebba the Hutt Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 03, 2015 08:49 AM (wmYAd) 63
This Thursday is Read Across America day. Parents are invited to our local PC dominated elementary school that has also been overrun by children of illegal aliens to read a book to kids. We can bring our own or one will be assigned. I was thinking one of Rush Limbaugs books but that might too much and get me thrown out. I was thinking some children history that does not involve Martin Luther King or George Washington Carver. (Some kids there don't even know there is another George Washington) This should be interesting. Unfortunately, I fully expect whatever I bring will be not be permitted and I will be given some Dr. Seuss or some global warming alarmism (i.e science) to read.
Great future this country has. Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 03, 2015 08:50 AM (1BQGO) Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 03, 2015 08:50 AM (MMC8r) 65
That's a helluva cow-lick
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2015 08:50 AM (t//F+) 66
61 "Little early for art isn't it?"
That's not art. That's doom......in about 5 billion years. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 08:49 Son of A BITCH! I won't be around to see it. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2015 08:50 AM (F2IAQ) 67
59 thank u thank u
Posted by: @votermom at March 03, 2015 08:51 AM (cbfNE) 68
I've been up since before 4 & vacuumed, etc.
I'm going to try to take a nap. Posted by: Carol at March 03, 2015 08:52 AM (sj3Ax) 69
Far out!
Posted by: Dave's Not Here Man at March 03, 2015 08:52 AM (JO9+V) 70
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2015 08:42 AM (dfrbZ)
The Republican short-term and terminal blindness on Amnesty confounds me. Sure the big money donors want cheap labor and poolboys, but the GOP has never pandered to the lower class and they simply can't compete with Dems in the "free stuff" arena so they are clearly building their own scaffold. Further since Amnesty seems to deliberately exclude skilled workers (except for the Google H1-B dot Indians) the resultant "society cannot be stable. Posted by: Hrothgar at March 03, 2015 08:52 AM (ftVQq) 71
Sharkman
Final Countdown - USS Nimitz vs the Japanese First Air Fleet. Or David Drake putting Crassius' Roman Legions as alien sepoy troops out in space. Maybe even from Baen books the Ring of Fire series. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:52 AM (bl7+W) 72
I've arranged a little welcome reception for Bibi and the donors who are accompanying him today. 'Cause I love, love, love Israel.
http://tinyurl.com/nooak3e Posted by: Secretariat John Kerry-Ketchup at March 03, 2015 08:53 AM (FCsIb) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 08:53 AM (kRABD) Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2015 08:53 AM (rDqRv) 75
I thought he would just
FIFY Kind of like the Reichstag. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 03, 2015 08:53 AM (V70Uh) 76
Is that why there's so much global warming?
I was at a talk the other week by an extremely smart and accomplished scientist who mentioned his team proved global warming in the 70's (lots of nodding heads at this point) Ok, whatever His next project was finding planets. Their calculations were a mess at first until they figured out that ALL stars are variable. I felt like an anvil had been dropped on my head. Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2015 08:53 AM (FcR7P) 77
71 Unfortunately the Nimitz airgroup got time warped again gefore they got to the Japanese fleet.
Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2015 08:54 AM (KETbL) 78
o- Netanyahu said iran would get50 billion in relief.
Netanyahu- Iran will get billions in relief. Fact- Iran has already gotten 20 billion in relief and 14 B more waiting to be released. Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2015 08:55 AM (5J9ml) 79
Speaking of--the news this morning mentioned a "study" from a "university" "proving" the drought in California is due to man-caused warming.
- Same with the Sahara Desert. Before Henry Ford, they called it the Sahara Water Park. Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 03, 2015 08:55 AM (o4CZU) 80
Alvin York, Audie Murphy, and Chesty Puller vs. ???
and go! Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 08:55 AM (aq/hO) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 08:56 AM (kRABD) 82
Corgis
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:56 AM (bl7+W) 83
60 OMG I love books based on this premise!
I am soooo watching it! Posted by: @votermom at March 03, 2015 08:56 AM (cbfNE) 84
>>>Southern California is all but a desert. It's SUPPOSED to be dry.
It is amazing how many people aren't able to grasp that simple concept. When I was TDY to 32nd Street in Sand Diego my buddy was assigned to an FFG home ported there. He lived in Santee and we drove to his house a few times while I was there. Every time we drove there I asked why he wanted to live in the middle of a freakin desert. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 03, 2015 08:56 AM (4oSLk) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 03, 2015 08:56 AM (V70Uh) 86
Short-term money...?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 08:53 AM (kRABD) Yes, I agree that that seems to be the only rational answer, but it is so obviously very short-term money. One might almost say it's short-short-term money. Posted by: Hrothgar at March 03, 2015 08:57 AM (ftVQq) 87
Yeah the MEU is toasty once they exhaust all their 5.56mm and the fuel to keep the vehicles running.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:57 AM (bl7+W) 88
In case you thought the IRS quit targeting conservatives after Lerner crawled into her 5th amendment hole, think again:
http://tinyurl.com/p4addot (Commentary Mag., from last week) Note: This is NOT a smidgen. No such thing. Nope. Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2015 08:58 AM (SWpRk) Posted by: Hrothgar at March 03, 2015 08:58 AM (ftVQq) Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 08:58 AM (aq/hO) 91
"Unfortunately the Nimitz airgroup got time warped again gefore they got to the Japanese fleet."
It was really the only way to end the movie, which is one of my favorite. But, yeh, I wanted to see them duke it out. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 03, 2015 08:58 AM (hTqUR) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 08:58 AM (kRABD) 93
The Republican short-term and terminal blindness on Amnesty confounds me. Sure the big money donors want cheap labor and poolboys, but the GOP has never pandered to the lower class and they simply can't compete with Dems in the "free stuff" arena so they are clearly building their own scaffold. More liberal voters guarantee large, powerful government. Even as a minority party, the privilege and sinecures are ensured. The donors in question are about maintaining the flowing teats into their pockets as well, which is ensured with 'moderate' Republicans all the way to far Left Democrats. The only threat to all that is the small government Tea Party, and they've all worked together to destroy that. Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 03, 2015 08:59 AM (MMC8r) 94
Final Countdown - USS Nimitz vs the Japanese First Air Fleet.
Or David Drake putting Crassius' Roman Legions as alien sepoy troops out in space. Maybe even from Baen books the Ring of Fire series. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:52 AM (bl7+W) Ya, I remember that movie, Anna, from my misspent yute. Cool Tomcat on Zero action, with a lot of outstanding carrier flight ops footage, but ultimately a very unsatisfying ending. I prefer the song by Europe. Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2015 08:59 AM (72D6h) 95
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:57 AM (bl7+W)
We could ask Vic, but IIRC, the Legions had very flexible RoE. Posted by: Hrothgar at March 03, 2015 08:59 AM (ftVQq) 96
Without looking it up, my guess is that UPS has been run by retired generals for a very very long time.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 03, 2015 09:00 AM (V70Uh) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 09:00 AM (kRABD) 98
Come join us at the DUMP!!
Posted by: Golfman in NC at March 03, 2015 09:00 AM (iVjJr) 99
Could I destroy the entire Roman Empire in the time of Augustus with a single Marine Expeditionary Unit?"
- Better idea, seventh century Arabia. Mohammed: Allahu ackbar! Marine who didn't go there to chew gum: Ma Deuce ackbar! Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 03, 2015 09:00 AM (gb7wH) 100
USS Nimitz if it had been left back in time - nuclear powered, machine shops, and plenty of manuals on how to make stuff.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 09:00 AM (bl7+W) Posted by: Baldy at March 03, 2015 09:01 AM (+35FH) 102
The Rome Sweet Rome trailer was completely elbow free, making me wonder about its prospects for success
Posted by: Secretariat John Kerry-Ketchup at March 03, 2015 09:01 AM (FCsIb) 103
Yeah the MEU is toasty once they exhaust all their 5.56mm and the fuel to keep the vehicles running.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:57 AM (bl7+W) Maybe. But they'd slaughter a couple of legions with "magic" pretty quickly, which might have convinced the rest of the Romans to surrender. Didn't work for Hannibal after Cannae, but then he didn't have magic, just elephants. Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2015 09:02 AM (72D6h) 104
This Thursday is Read Across America day.>>>
Bring in The Little Red Hen. The teacher will assume it is some commie propaganda. Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 03, 2015 09:02 AM (81UWZ) 105
Marine who didn't go there to chew gum: Ma Deuce ackbar!
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 03, 2015 09:00 AM (gb7wH) C.J.N. ("Cut. Jib. Newsletter"). Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2015 09:03 AM (72D6h) 106
The only hope the World and Irael have in these "negotiations" between Iran and Fredo is that, in general, the Muslims never know when to say YES. For years the palestinians said know to better deals than they would ever get today. So hold out that hope. And there are reports that Iran is doing just that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2015 09:04 AM (rDqRv) 107
The Rome when Hannibal was running around was still a Republic. Even with the Carthaginians marching up and down the length of Italy the Romans didn't give up.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 09:04 AM (bl7+W) 108
More liberal voters guarantee large, powerful government. Even as a minority party, the privilege and sinecures are ensured. The donors in question are about maintaining the flowing teats into their pockets as well, which is ensured with 'moderate' Republicans all the way to far Left Democrats.
The only threat to all that is the small government Tea Party, and they've all worked together to destroy that. Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 03, 2015 08:59 AM (MMC8r) --- The problem is not the Republican Party is eternal minority party. That will not happen again. They also support illegal immigration to fatten the gains the party could make by pursuing more liberal (i.e. the leaderships prefered) policies. If the electorate changes in a more banana-republican, progressive direction, the Republican Party will adjust accordingly. The loser here and the one with the problem will be the conservative movement, not the Republican Party. Posted by: Elize Nayden at March 03, 2015 09:08 AM (3uNuH) 109
I remember McCain-Feingold. They told us to let it pass because the Court would fix it. Right. That worked out so well. Same thing with this amnesty craptastic mess. They in the GOP are saying it is unconstitutional via the POTUS and the Court will undo all the bad man's words and memo. Right. Just like the Supreme Court fixed Ocare.
The deal with this move in the DHS bill is how they are going to give all illegals interest free home loans AND BONUS plant them in neighborhoods to do things very similar to the Stasi. This would include criminals being placed in neighborhoods where the law may have said you cannot live here due to schools being close by and the criminal is a perv. I wonder if the next outrage is going to be a release of not just the blind sheikh but shit tons of criminals. Why not, look at GITMO. SMOD WHEREFORE ART THOU? Posted by: freeus at March 03, 2015 09:08 AM (2SOLW) 110
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 03, 2015 08:59 AM (MMC8r)
I fear your answer is pretty close to the mark. The Establishment Party has perfected the Liberal Wing and Pseudo-Non-Liberal Wing appearance and once inside the beltway, they all get their snouts deep into the trough. It just seems that while the short term graft and privilege is pretty sweet, even the near term societal system appears unstable (just look at Drudge any day), and the long term society is so obviously unstable yet they continue to play with fire. I wouldn't mind them risking their lives, but instead the DC Establishment GOP are risking mine, yours, and our kids lives! Posted by: Hrothgar at March 03, 2015 09:09 AM (ftVQq) 111
The Rome when Hannibal was running around was still a
Republic. Even with the Carthaginians marching up and down the length of Italy the Romans didn't give up. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 09:04 AM (bl7+W) Extremely true. And yet, they ended up becoming Italians eventually, with the martial prowess of a kitten and the governing ability of Barack Hussein Obama. Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2015 09:09 AM (72D6h) 112
Marcus T: "Wow. Was looking for a new state to live in. What's up with the relatively high income tax rates in SC and NC?"
Re-run from ONT FYI: For those thinking about moving to more America-loving places... "The Oklahoma House of Representatives passed a bill Tuesday that would eliminate income tax for five years for people moving from out of state to 25 rural Oklahoma counties, including Nowata County." Nowata is my neighboring county. Commuting distance to Tulsa and outlying urbs. These are counties with populations that are predicted to decline or (as with Nowata) remain the same. Maybe by five years, we'll have eliminated the state income tax altogether (they're talking about it). Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at March 03, 2015 09:09 AM (4Utw1) 113
For years the palestinians said know to better deals than they would ever get today. So hold out that hope. And there are reports that Iran is doing just that
They view negotiation as just a way of delay. As long as nothing gets resolved, they get what they want, so they just keep dragging it out. There will be no agreement that means anything, and it will be violated immediately, and Iran will keep moving toward the bomb as long as they are able to. Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 03, 2015 09:09 AM (MMC8r) 114
And yet, they ended up becoming Italians eventually, with the martial prowess of a kitten and the governing ability of Barack Hussein Obama.
-- Cesare Borgia was their chance to become a world military power again, and they declined the invitation. Posted by: @votermom at March 03, 2015 09:12 AM (cbfNE) 115
All I can say is that it's a darn good thing we've got Boehner in the House ready to exercise the Constitutional Power of the Purse!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 03, 2015 09:13 AM (ftVQq) 116
That sun looks angry, and is trying to kill us. Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 03, 2015 09:17 AM (1hM1d) 117
As bad as the putrid negotiations with Iran about nuclear issue is, it is almost as bad the Fredo is essentially GIVING Iran the lead role in MIddle East policy and allowing them de-facto hegemony over the Gulf, Iraq, Syria, and Lebanon. Here ya go boys, it's all yours
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2015 09:18 AM (rDqRv) 118
Exactly how far will a column of tanks roll on the diesel in their fuel tanks? It's like the 60-shot magazines in movie handguns.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 03, 2015 09:19 AM (4pyhg) 119
Exactly how far will a column of tanks roll on the
diesel in their fuel tanks? It's like the 60-shot magazines in movie handguns. Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 03, 2015 09:19 AM (4pyhg) Indeed. Yet a clever commander, after realizing they are dealing with superstitious people who consider their Caesar to be a "god", simply drain the tanks of the majority of his tanks, trucks, etc., and take Rome with two tanks and a couple of Hummers and a fuel truck, with cover provided by one helicopter gunship. Conserving fuel and ammo for just a few vehicles and asking the majority of Marines to march rather than ride would almost certainly result in Augustus' legions being destroyed, and Caesar deposed pretty quickly. Of course, after Rome fell, and the Romans realized that the Marines were just a bunch of kids who like to get shitfaced and screw hookers on their off time, just like the legionnaires, would probably result in a pretty short "occupation". Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2015 09:27 AM (72D6h) 120
Where is PETA when you need them? I for the life of me cannot figure out why anybody would dye their dog like that!
Posted by: What is a SCOAMT? at March 03, 2015 09:32 AM (MelgH) 121
Looks like a Decorah eagle in the lower right of that pic.
Posted by: Corona at March 03, 2015 09:47 AM (fh2Y7) 122
The sun.
I thought it was a cat's asshole. Now that I think of it, the cat would probably think they're equivalent. Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 03, 2015 10:11 AM (VBbCO) 123
No sun of mine.
Posted by: Crow T. Robot at March 03, 2015 10:21 AM (W5DcG) 124
It's the sun, son.
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Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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