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Overnight Open Thread (3-2-2015)
Maetenloch locked himself in his own car, and with him out of the picture I was called in to bring you all the finest medicine for your late night needs. Besides, Hillary will be President anyway in two years time, and the country has gone to pot enough as it is, so you might as well take up a new habit early.
So roll that towel under your door, aim that window fan just right, and come join me on the first and last time the cobs ever trust me to an ONT.Or is it OOT?
Let's set the mood.
Are this guy:
1- Put your weed in a container.
2- Label the container "not weed".
3- Don't get pulled over. Stoner Food Dreams Go Mainstream
“The idea for Cap’n Crunch Delights came from our passion to incorporate cereal into our breakfast platform, paired with thinking about nostalgic brands from childhood,” Taco Bell senior director of brand marketing Amanda Clark told ABC News. “From this, Cap’n Crunch came to mind and in doing research, we found that Cap’n Crunch was a very popular brand with our consumers. We feel that this will appeal to what we call ‘kid-ults,’ or the ‘kid-adults’ out there.”Of course, some fast food companies have dropped the facade entirely, and have now openly embraced the hungriest of individuals:
(DOLPHIN SMOKING WEED STORY GOES HERE, BRANDON - BRANDON)
Here's an Excuse for Staring at a Piece of String for an Hour
Tonight's post brought to you by a typical pre-baby CAC Saturday:
Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace. Send all your anti-pot buzzkill to the meat lock guy, you narc.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: The Political Hat at March 02, 2015 10:53 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: disappointed in CAC at March 02, 2015 10:54 PM (OVx7B)
Posted by: Lieawatha at March 02, 2015 10:54 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 02, 2015 10:55 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Psychedelicat at March 02, 2015 10:55 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: PiperPaul at March 02, 2015 10:55 PM (IDsLB)
Posted by: Splunge at March 02, 2015 10:55 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Garrett at March 02, 2015 10:55 PM (r75HN)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 02, 2015 10:56 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 02, 2015 10:56 PM (WvS3w)
It is clear that the best thing for both conservatism and the Republican party to dissever themselves from the Bush legacy. To whit: They must go full Brazilian - No Bush!
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8496
Posted by: Psychedelicat at March 02, 2015 10:56 PM (0Ew3K)
Hey, CAC!!! Look at all the groovy colours.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2015 10:57 PM (2KB+E)
Posted by: Garrett at March 02, 2015 10:57 PM (r75HN)
Posted by: Carol at March 02, 2015 10:57 PM (sj3Ax)
Saying a person's worth has nothing to do with their body type is an affirming and nice gesture. Of course, it also makes you an evil oppressor of the Kyriarchy!!1!
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8380
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 02, 2015 10:57 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 02, 2015 10:57 PM (RMo/a)
I think I'm almost chokin' from the smell of stale perfume
And that cigarette you're smokin' 'bout scare me half to death
Open up the window, sucker, let me catch my breath
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 02, 2015 10:57 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2015 10:58 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2015 10:58 PM (2KB+E)
Posted by: mugiwara at March 02, 2015 10:59 PM (3a584)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at March 02, 2015 10:59 PM (20X6f)
16 Wow 420 am Brandon has broke the time machine
Woot woot ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 02, 2015 10:57 PM (RMo/a)
wibley wobbly timey whimey stuff?
Posted by: Dr. Who? at March 02, 2015 10:59 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 02, 2015 10:59 PM (rJUlF)
https://tinyurl.com/pva3epa
Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2015 10:59 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 02, 2015 10:59 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Psychedelicat at March 02, 2015 10:59 PM (0Ew3K)
Mamma told me not to come- 3 Dog Night
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 02, 2015 11:00 PM (RMo/a)
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at March 02, 2015 11:00 PM (0RdKg)
Posted by: CLINTONEMAIL at March 02, 2015 11:01 PM (d7XFS)
Did he lock himself in accidentally?
Posted by: PiperPaul at March 02, 2015 10:55 PM (IDsLB)
He was going out of town....maybe it was a rental car.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 02, 2015 11:01 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 02, 2015 10:59 PM (W5DcG)
No, but when she walks into the room, you get the fine odor of Corinthian Leather.... from her skin...
Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at March 02, 2015 11:01 PM (qh617)
21 Brent Musberger is an idiot.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at March 02
And you're just figuring this out now?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 02, 2015 11:01 PM (RMo/a)
Posted by: inspector spacetime at March 02, 2015 11:01 PM (2KB+E)
I must remember to use it when sun is out!
I had too many I forgot about in washer because I spilled glass of water all over kitchen table & floor Sunday.
Posted by: Carol at March 02, 2015 11:01 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 02, 2015 11:02 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: miguel at March 02, 2015 11:02 PM (/ACIn)
NAZIs on Raptors, I would presume...
*changes channel*
Posted by: Psychedelicat ~ 恐竜 at March 02, 2015 11:02 PM (0Ew3K)
Stoners staggering around the tourist sites will certainly add to the "aroma" of the town as Hairy Reed might say.
Posted by: Boots at March 02, 2015 11:03 PM (l9mF2)
Been groggy all day, the swelling in my knee hasn't gone down despite the anti-inflammatory meds and icing, and my right leg hurts from my knee to my toenails. Waiting to see if I did permanent joint damage last night by using my broken leg to keep myself from falling.
I'd kill a cute and fluffy small woodland creature for a vodka sour right now......
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 02, 2015 11:03 PM (dCUzJ)
Open up your window, let some air into this room
I think I'm almost chokin' from the smell of stale perfume
And that cigarette you're smokin' 'bout scare me half to death
Open up the window, sucker, let me catch my breath
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 02, 2015 10:57 PM (rJUlF)
Did your mom have any very important messages for you?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 02, 2015 11:03 PM (T1005)
Posted by: inspector spacetime at March 02, 2015 11:01 PM (2KB+E)
I vote we set the Way Back machine, for 1776.... go get George Washington... and let HIM clean out Washington DC...
Something tells me he would once again, be attacking across the Potomac.... at the tyrants on the other side...
Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at March 02, 2015 11:04 PM (qh617)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 02, 2015 11:04 PM (rwI+c)
Be sure to burn all the blue dresses of the underage girls you banged before you leave.
Prick.
Wish I was throwing a lamp at you,
Hill-dawg.
Posted by: CLINTONEMAIL at March 02, 2015 11:05 PM (d7XFS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2015 11:05 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: homer simpson at March 02, 2015 11:05 PM (2KB+E)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 02, 2015 10:59 PM (W5DcG)
I think you spelled "Maxipadenema" wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2015 11:05 PM (HAxPE)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 02, 2015 11:06 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2015 11:06 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 02, 2015 11:03 PM (dCUzJ)
*******
I am about 7 tall beers into this whole thing and still (barely) standing. Does this qualify?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 02, 2015 11:06 PM (3F6F8)
We are just finding out NOW that Hillary used private email the entire time she was Sec State...
How the hell did the GOPe and media miss that one? (I know... .stupid question... there is none so blind as he who does not WANT to see).
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 02, 2015 11:07 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Psychedelicat ~ 鷹風 at March 02, 2015 11:07 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 02, 2015 11:08 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: Dolphin at March 02, 2015 11:08 PM (vUDnY)
We are just finding out NOW that Hillary used private email the entire time she was Sec State...
How the hell did the GOPe and media miss that one? (I know... .stupid question... there is none so blind as he who does not WANT to see).
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 02, 2015 11:07 PM (qh617)
And nobody in the Federal government thought it was weird that they didn't have any archived e-mails from the SoS when Hill-dawg was in office?
Must be that the guy keeping track of that was the same dude who "looked" for Lois Lerner's e-mails?
Posted by: Thrawn at March 02, 2015 11:09 PM (d7XFS)
Not even if I was stoned.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 02, 2015 11:10 PM (6J/xZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2015 11:10 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Geof Francs at March 02, 2015 11:10 PM (E4wpf)
Posted by: Dan Rather at March 02, 2015 11:11 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 02, 2015 11:08 PM (4gN5w
Come on Ace sense of humor man
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 02, 2015 11:11 PM (RMo/a)
Must be that the guy keeping track of that was the same dude who "looked" for Lois Lerner's e-mails?
Posted by: Thrawn at March 02, 2015 11:09 PM (d7XFS)
And the Panel that supposedly investigated Benghazi? How did they miss this???
Let alone the CONGRESSIONAL investigation...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 02, 2015 11:11 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2015 11:12 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Geof Francs at March 02, 2015 11:13 PM (E4wpf)
https://tinyurl.com/pv6jgh4
The video at the top of the page was soon after the fire began, and shortly after I left. The Pennsylvania Turnpike is on the left edge of the screen, and my workplace is just outside the shot to the upper right. I could literally walk to the scene of the fire in about a minute. I didn't, because I didn't want to get in the way.
It got a lot worse.
https://tinyurl.com/o4ag3zb
The building looks like a total loss. This was a sheet metal company that had been in business for over 50 years. We did some printing for them, although they weren't a major customer. I don't know how many people worked there, but they are all out of a job tonight. It's very sad. Even though I didn't really know the employees, they were sort of like neighbors.
Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2015 11:13 PM (sdi6R)
https://twitter.com/1815now
Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2015 11:13 PM (2KB+E)
You win! Pick up your prize at the nearest window! http://tinyurl.com/l784bhz
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 02, 2015 11:13 PM (dCUzJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 02, 2015 11:13 PM (mGeow)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 02, 2015 11:03 PM (T1005)
Yes, but if I tell you then I'd have to kill you. Mom was very strict...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 02, 2015 11:13 PM (rJUlF)
More or Less
Contemplating getting high logically.
four panel toon webwork
http://mindfulwebworks.com/headshop/06/more-or-less
Evenin', y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - straight-arrow at March 02, 2015 11:14 PM (5QyYN)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 02, 2015 11:15 PM (qyomX)
Those two words should never be used together.
Twitter is what one does whilst waiting for the ONOT
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 02, 2015 11:15 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 02, 2015 11:13 PM (dCUzJ)
*****
I have found that those kinda links are not good for the health of my IT Hardware. Thanks anyways, though....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 02, 2015 11:16 PM (3F6F8)
Catch up with you later, if the people stay away.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 02, 2015 11:16 PM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Carol at March 02, 2015 11:16 PM (sj3Ax)
I smoke two joints in the Overnight.
I smoke two joints reading Monty's Doom,
It makes me feel alright.
I smoke two joints 'cause of the GOPe,
And two for Hill the lying whore.
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more.
Posted by: Sublime at March 02, 2015 11:17 PM (OVx7B)
Listen to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb8U38lTcq8
Posted by: The Unknown Psychedelicat Knows at March 02, 2015 11:17 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 11:19 PM (zOTsN)
Catch up with you later, if the people stay away.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March
Fun travels cranky father
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 02, 2015 11:19 PM (RMo/a)
Man, that sucks. No reports of anyone getting hurt, right?
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 02, 2015 11:19 PM (dCUzJ)
Hopefully they had insurance and can rebuild and rehire the staff.
Posted by: Cato at March 02, 2015 11:20 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: Algore, Releasing His 2nd Shockwad at March 02, 2015 11:21 PM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Senior Living Advisor at March 02, 2015 11:21 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 11:21 PM (zOTsN)
Did your mom have any very important messages for you?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 02, 2015 11:03 PM (T1005)
Yes, but if I tell you then I'd have to kill you. Mom was very strict...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 02, 2015 11:13 PM (rJUlF)
I'm pretty sure that she said to get a hot mama and be cheerful.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 02, 2015 11:21 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 02, 2015 11:21 PM (b2cFu)
I smoke two joints in the Overnight.
I smoke two joints reading Monty's Doom,
It makes me feel alright.
I smoke two joints 'cause of the GOPe,
And two for Hill the lying whore.
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more.
Posted by: Sublime at March 02, 2015 11:17 PM (OVx7B)
I just have wine
Posted by: spypeach at March 02, 2015 11:22 PM (/vbEv)
Man, that sucks. No reports of anyone getting hurt, right?
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 02, 2015 11:19 PM (dCUzJ)
There were no reports of injuries, thank goodness.
I forgot to mention to scroll down to the end of my second link, and see Alex Pritz's comment. I wanted to reply to him, but that site only allows comments from Facebook members, which I'm not.
Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2015 11:23 PM (sdi6R)
When do you head back to the doctor? That so blows.
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 11:23 PM (HIHOZ)
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 11:24 PM (zOTsN)
Oh, okay. That's all right, then.
Congrats, CAC.
Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2015 11:25 PM (h6Mpm)
One glass in the mornin', two shots at night
Three fourths anytime that you wanna get tight
Drink wine to remember, swill gin to forget
And blame the world for the peace that you haven't found yet
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatarian at March 02, 2015 11:25 PM (RMo/a)
Or, wait. I think that was the Secret Service's name for her. It all seems to run together.
But then, at this point, what diff....... ah hell, you know the rest.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 02, 2015 11:26 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: The Pink Psychedelicat Named Floyd at March 02, 2015 11:26 PM (0Ew3K)
http://tinyurl.com/le3snwt
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 02, 2015 11:27 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 02, 2015 11:27 PM (mGeow)
Posted by: Geof Francs at March 02, 2015 11:13 PM (E4wpf)
Maybe they are from the planet "Lovetron"
Posted by: Darryl "Chocolate Thunder" Dawkins at March 02, 2015 11:27 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: otho at March 02, 2015 11:27 PM (tBSrv)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/572466915299479553
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/572467113757167617
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/572467368846336000
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/572467627148365824
Posted by: kbdabear at March 02, 2015 11:28 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 02, 2015 11:29 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 11:23 PM (HIHOZ)
Thursday afternoon is when I see my surgeon. He checked out my x-rays from last night but never got back to me to tell me to come in earlier than Thursday, which I'm hoping is a good sign. We were supposed to discuss me starting weight-bearing this week, which I'm sure is on hold now. So close.....
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 02, 2015 11:29 PM (dCUzJ)
Oh, yeah. ...I was making muffins.
GOODNIGHT CLEVELAND!!!
*static*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 02, 2015 11:30 PM (16bOT)
Are this guy:
I still remember seeing that picture in the paper. Nice to know that's the image of the Colorado that the world sees.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 02, 2015 11:30 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 02, 2015 11:33 PM (S0bOl)
85
I smoke two joints in the Morning Thread.
I smoke two joints in the Overnight.
I smoke two joints reading Monty's Doom,
It makes me feel alright.
I smoke two joints 'cause of the GOPe,
And two for Hill the lying whore.
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more.
Posted by: Sublime at March 02, 2015 11:17 PM (OVx7B)
I just have wine
Posted by: spypeach at March 02, 2015 11:22 PM (/vbEv)
I have a next-door neighbor with several friends.
My RF car tire smells like weed.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 02, 2015 11:33 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Garrett at March 02, 2015 11:33 PM (r75HN)
Later he says:
"Some people... some people like cupcakes
Exclusively, while myself, I say,
There is naught nor ought there be nothing
So exalted on the face of god's grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"
Girl you thought he was a man,
Just for you Cold Beer Slappy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 02, 2015 11:34 PM (RMo/a)
Although you may not know because I don't respond, I do pray for those who request it on this forum.
Peace and hope I pray for all who love our country.
Posted by: MountainTurtle at March 02, 2015 11:34 PM (8IJ84)
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 02, 2015 11:29 PM (dCUzJ)
Do we need to take up a collection to get you a team of litter bearers? Preferably all hot, retired seals?
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 11:34 PM (HIHOZ)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 02, 2015 11:09 PM (d7XFS)
There is none so blind as those that will not see!
Oh wait...
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 02, 2015 11:34 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Garrett at March 02, 2015 11:34 PM (r75HN)
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 11:35 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 02, 2015 11:36 PM (mGeow)
Posted by: Jim at March 02, 2015 11:36 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 02, 2015 11:37 PM (HKu0W)
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 11:37 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 02, 2015 11:37 PM (RMo/a)
Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at March 02, 2015 11:38 PM (1brdf)
Posted by: thathalfrican at March 02, 2015 11:39 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Syd Barret at March 02, 2015 11:39 PM (0Ew3K)
Is she the HIHOZ?
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 11:37 PM (zOTsN)
Mmmmm, I think only if the seven dwarves are the litter bearers. But it would be a really blinged out litter!
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 11:39 PM (HIHOZ)
Posted by: Madeline Kahn at March 02, 2015 11:41 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 11:34 PM (HIHOZ)
I'd say retired AF PJs, but Pooky probably wouldn't approve. Maybe I can ask the guys in his unit-they like me and are more than willing to accommodate all my medical stuff.
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 02, 2015 11:41 PM (dCUzJ)
You have no word
Trip, trip to a dream dragon
Hide your wings in a ghost tower
Sails cackling at every plate we break
Cracked by scattered needles
The little minute gong
Coughs and clears his throat
Madam you see before you stand
Hey ho, never be still
The old original favorite grand
Grasshoppers green Herbarian band
And the tune they play is "In Us Confide"
So trip to heave and ho, up down, to and fro'
You have no word
Please leave us here
Close our eyes to the octopus ride!
Isn't it good to be lost in the wood
Isn't it bad so quiet there, in the wood
Meant even less to me than I thought
With a honey plough of yellow prickly seeds
Clover honey pots and mystic shining feed...
Well, the madcap laughed at the man on the border
Hey ho, huff the Talbot
"Cheat" he cried shouting kangaroo
It's true in their tree they cried
Please leave us here
Close our eyes to the octopus ride!
The madcap laughed at the man on the border
Hey ho, huff the Talbot
The winds they blew and the leaves did wag
They'll never put me in their bag
The seas will reach and always seep
So high you go, so low you creep
The wind it blows in tropical heat
The drones they throng on mossy seats
The squeaking door will always squeak
Two up, two down we'll never meet
So merrily trip forgo my side
Please leave us here
Close our eyes to the octopus ride!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_6PhexCMow
Posted by: Syd Barret Nasty Prisms Good Sir at March 02, 2015 11:41 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 11:42 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 02, 2015 11:43 PM (mGeow)
Oh, okay. That's all right, then.
Congrats, CAC.
Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2015 11:25 PM (h6Mpm)
Thanks dude.
We're 7 weeks out if he ends up on time.
Posted by: CAC at March 02, 2015 11:43 PM (Q3xSC)
Seek, through God what is honorable and righteous; and through His love and our prayers, may you find peace and love.
May it warm your heart on the coldest of nights. Through faith, may you find hope, love and joy.
Know that our thoughts and prayers will now find you. -And may they find you well.
*Amen*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 02, 2015 11:43 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 02, 2015 11:44 PM (mGeow)
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 11:45 PM (zOTsN)
Lyin' on the pavement with a misery on his brain
Stoned on some new potion he found upon the wall
Of some unholy bathroom in some ungodly hall
He only had a dollar to live on 'til next Monday
But he spent it on some comfort for his mind
Did you say you think he's blind?
Someone should call his parents, a sister or a brother
And they'll come to take him back home on a bus
But he'll always be a problem to his poor and puzzled mother
Yeah he'll always be another one of us
He said he wanted Heaven but prayin' was too slow
So he bought a one way ticket on an airline made of snow
Did you say you saw your good friend flyin' low?
Flyin' low
Dyin' slow
Hoyt Axton
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 02, 2015 11:45 PM (RMo/a)
Hi All, spare a thought, if you don't mind, for tomorrow's audition. I wouldn't mind, you know, actually winning one.
/re-engages read-only mode, until after the audition/
Posted by: Piercello, on the road at March 02, 2015 11:45 PM (y6PE5)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 02, 2015 11:45 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2015 11:46 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 02, 2015 11:41 PM
That's really selfish of him, given he's not around to wait in you hand and foot 24/7. Who the hell gets you sammitches?!
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 11:46 PM (HIHOZ)
How Did This Get Made?, located at...
http://www.earwolf.com/show/how-did-this-get-made/
Paul Scheer and Jason Mantzoukas, who you might know as Andre and Rafi (respectively) from The League, talk about bad movies along with Scheer's wife June Diane Raphael (who plays Jessie's lesbian gynecologist on New Girl). It's always entertaining, even when I haven't bothered to watch the movie. Incidentally, from this podcast, I learned that Scheer and Mantzoukas are pretty much just playing themselves in The League.
The Jim and Mickey Show, located at...
https://soundcloud.com/JimAndMickeyShow
It's Jim Geraghty and Mickey White (who you might know as @BiasedGirl on Twitter). A couple of conservatives talking politics and entertainment from a conservative viewpoint, and they're pretty funny, too.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 02, 2015 11:47 PM (5pg79)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 02, 2015 11:47 PM (mGeow)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2015 11:47 PM (HAxPE)
Without any particular details-what are you auditioning for-an orchestra? I am always interested in your posts because my son plays the cello.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2015 11:47 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: booger at March 02, 2015 11:48 PM (tzcDX)
...or snow drift.
Okay, G'Night Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 02, 2015 11:48 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2015 11:49 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Piercello, on the road at March 02, 2015 11:49 PM (y6PE5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2015 11:47 PM
Shudder. Tequila is not my friend. Don't even get buzzed & have a horrible hangover.
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 11:49 PM (HIHOZ)
Flyin' low
Dyin' slow
Hoyt Axton
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 02, 2015 11:45 PM (RMo/a)
Steppenwolf recorded a dynamite cover of that song.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2015 11:50 PM (HAxPE)
I've heard it helps...
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 02, 2015 11:50 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 02, 2015 11:50 PM (dMVEi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2015 11:47
Once upon a time I said that while mixing vodka & Apple koolaid fuck I was ahead of the appletini crowd some 35 years ago
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 02, 2015 11:50 PM (RMo/a)
Prayers sent. He knows what you need, so I'll leave the specifics to Him.
Posted by: Piercello, on the road at March 02, 2015 11:45 PM (y6PE5)
May your cello stay in tune and your bow stay intact!
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 02, 2015 11:50 PM (dCUzJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 02, 2015 11:51 PM (mGeow)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 02, 2015 11:51 PM (AxABj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March
Yes they did on Steppenwolf 7. Awesome LP
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 02, 2015 11:51 PM (RMo/a)
So, ONT, not OOT.
I'm making this up, of course.
Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2015 11:51 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 11:49 PM (HIHOZ)
This supposedly good tequila. Gran Centenario Anejo. But I'm not going to swill down a lot of it. That would be unwise, it would.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2015 11:51 PM (HAxPE)
Posted by: Brian Williams at March 02, 2015 11:51 PM (+lb5s)
But a cello covers at least as much territory as a kilt!
Although it does leave your f-holes in full view, on either side of the g-string...
Posted by: Piercello, on the road at March 02, 2015 11:52 PM (y6PE5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2015 11:47 PM
Shudder. Tequila is not my friend. Don't even get buzzed have a horrible hangover.
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 11:49 PM (HIHOZ)
Long ago and far away, I fought tequila and tequila won!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 02, 2015 11:52 PM (ftVQq)
Peppermint schnapps mixed with Arizona green tea was also pretty good.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 02, 2015 11:52 PM (5pg79)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 02, 2015 11:52 PM (rJUlF)
Ahh, the eternal questions, what is the meaning of life and is it ONT or OOT.
Posted by: booger at March 02, 2015 11:48 PM (tzcDX)<<<
It's OOT if your a 'Ron/'Ette from Canadia.
It's ONT in 'Murica... fuck yeah.
Posted by: 'Murica... fuck yeah at March 02, 2015 11:53 PM (OVx7B)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 02, 2015 11:53 PM (OsWis)
Dolphin 2: Dude. Not tonight.
*Dolphin 1 chatters incoherently. Rapes Dolphin 2*
Fin
Posted by: Dolphin Smoking Weed Story at March 02, 2015 11:53 PM (yl/WE)
Posted by: Piercello, on the road at March 02, 2015 11:53 PM (y6PE5)
spending their money on pot. Between all the stoners, CO being a de
facto sanctuary state, and all the moonbats moving here from CA, we are
screwed.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 02, 2015 11:51 PM (AxABj)
That's a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: Colorado Democrats at March 02, 2015 11:54 PM (HAxPE)
Posted by: The Laughing Madcap at March 02, 2015 11:54 PM (0Ew3K)
A splash of peppermint schnapps mixed with Val-U-Rite is most excellent
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 02, 2015 11:54 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: Unseen University Libraria at March 02, 2015 11:54 PM (h6Mpm)
I thought you guys up north drank "beaver sqeeuzins." Sort of an uplanders moonshine.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 02, 2015 11:55 PM (mGeow)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 02, 2015 11:52
Peppermint schnapps in hot chocolate.
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 11:55 PM (HIHOZ)
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 11:46 PM (HIHOZ)
Someone from Pooky's unit helped him make lunch for me today and then they went out to eat. They did that last week too. So I have two guys getting me sammiches!
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 02, 2015 11:55 PM (dCUzJ)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 02, 2015 11:51 PM (AxABj)
If we could only get all the libs and moonbats from CA to move here, we could move to CA and turn it into paradise again.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 02, 2015 11:55 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: Unseen University Librarian at March 02, 2015 11:55 PM (h6Mpm)
And spiced rum + apple cider is very good. Try it warm on a really cold day.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 02, 2015 11:55 PM (dMVEi)
Posted by: Chris M at March 02, 2015 11:56 PM (6RZos)
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 02, 2015 11:56 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2015 11:47 PM
Tequila doesn't go with lemonade.
It goes with swords:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JruuMkV0gM
Posted by: Man with the head of a baby seal at March 02, 2015 11:56 PM (0Ew3K)
Our scientific poll of three guys determined: Hell Yes It Would.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 02, 2015 11:56 PM (rJUlF)
Reminds me of one night when i didn't have enough money for margarita mix so i got a generic bottle of lemon flavored club soda for $1, turned out to be surprisingly good with white tequila.
Posted by: booger at March 02, 2015 11:56 PM (tzcDX)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 02, 2015 11:57 PM (rldyO)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 02, 2015 11:57 PM (AxABj)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 02, 2015 11:57 PM (dMVEi)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 02, 2015 11:55 PM (10ydV)
Won't work... the illegals are filling in as the Pot heads leave...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 02, 2015 11:57 PM (qh617)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 02, 2015 11:58 PM (4gN5w)
Shouldn't it be ONOT???
OverNight Open Thread?
and.... crossbows of course...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 02, 2015 11:56 PM (qh617)
Before you make a serious error that has you cast out into the great darkness.....MaryAnne.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 02, 2015 11:58 PM (T1005)
Posted by: otho at March 02, 2015 11:58 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 02, 2015 11:58 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 02, 2015 11:55 PM (mGeow)
I have had authentic Canadian moonshine, corn likker double distilled. It was some smooth. But I have not seen it since. Moonshining, as an industry, seems to be rare here.
Posted by: Colorado Democrats at March 02, 2015 11:58 PM (HAxPE)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 02, 2015 11:59 PM (AxABj)
hey cooth!
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 02, 2015 11:58 PM (OsWis)
Howdy, howdy! How was your day today?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 02, 2015 11:59 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 02, 2015 11:55 PM
When you gonna move this way?
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 03, 2015 12:00 AM (HIHOZ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 02, 2015 11:53 PM (OsWis)
****
Evening pretty lady. How are you tonight?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 03, 2015 12:00 AM (3F6F8)
Thanks for the information, the chuckles and giggles.
Thanks for letting me know I'm not alone
Now enjoy the ONT, you've all made my day better
Goodnight
Posted by: MountainTurtle at March 03, 2015 12:00 AM (8IJ84)
Posted by: cthulhu
-------------------------
And Bailey.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 03, 2015 12:00 AM (dMVEi)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2015 12:00 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 03, 2015 12:00 AM (rldyO)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 03, 2015 12:00 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2015 12:00 AM (HAxPE)
OOK OOK!
Posted by: Unseen University Librarian at March 02, 2015 11:55 PM (h6Mpm)
I am aware of your opinion of epistemology, but I refuse to be convinced that it is a valid basis to allow you to eat bananas in here.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2015 12:00 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:01 AM (5pg79)
OOK OOK!
Posted by: Unseen University Librarian at March 02, 2015 11:55 PM (h6Mpm)
Calm yourself. You sound like you have been captured by a 50-ft. tall woman, and are being carried to the top of the nearest tall building.
Posted by: CQD at March 03, 2015 12:01 AM (2dzsA)
Our scientific poll of three guys determined: Hell Yes It Would.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 02, 2015 11:56 PM (rJUlF)
You and 2 teenage horn dogs?.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 12:01 AM (4ka5+)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 12:02 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2015 12:02 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 02, 2015 11:58 PM (T1005)
Nope.... BOTH... why in the hell do you think I never got us rescued...
You think I was that dumb?
Posted by: The Proffesor at March 03, 2015 12:02 AM (qh617)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 12:02 AM (mGeow)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 03, 2015 12:03 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:03 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 12:01 AM (4ka5+)
Three of us forty-somethings. We're all divorced, and the truth is, we're pickier about who we choose to date these days.
The problem is, so are the women...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 03, 2015 12:04 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: cthulhu
-------------------------
And Bailey.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 03, 2015 12:00 AM (dMVEi)
But.... which Angel???
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 03, 2015 12:04 AM (qh617)
Posted by: Carol at March 03, 2015 12:04 AM (sj3Ax)
Well, that's the point. You don't recommend it to just ANYBODY.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 03, 2015 12:04 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: cthulhu
-------------------------
And Bailey.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 03, 2015 12:00 AM (dMVEi)
BIley never got enough credit. She was hawt.,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 12:04 AM (4ka5+)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 12:04 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: cthulhu
-------------------------
And Bailey.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 03, 2015 12:00 AM (dMVEi)
I dunno. Ginger looks like she could be a lot of fun. She looks like she has been around the block. Course, being an older guy makes her look younger from my perspective, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2015 12:05 AM (HAxPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:05 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 03, 2015 12:05 AM (rJUlF)
http://tinyurl.com/m6secv5 Posted by: he Political Hat at March 03, 2015 12:00 AM (0Ew3K)
That story is from 2013. Have they set a date for frying his bacon yet?
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 03, 2015 12:06 AM (dCUzJ)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 12:06 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 03, 2015 12:04 AM (rJUlF)
Good luck to you and the other 2 stooges.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 12:06 AM (4ka5+)
Have you missed story of CAC miracle baby?
Look in December archives.
Posted by: Carol at March 03, 2015 12:04 AM (sj3Ax)
No, no, it's just after a few Morgan and coke zeroes, and a manhattan or two, I'm a bit slow . . .
Posted by: Unseen University Librarian at March 03, 2015 12:06 AM (h6Mpm)
Doing fine...how about yourself?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 03, 2015 12:03 AM (OsWis)
****
Living the dream, I am....depending upon perspective. Interesting times, but good ones.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 03, 2015 12:06 AM (XrHO0)
I'm hoping to make a trip out that way this summer. Moving? Meh, don't know about that. I have been looking for work in Vegas or Phoenix.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 03, 2015 12:06 AM (10ydV)
Has Maet tried, you know, pulling on the door handle? Generally works when I've locked myself into the car.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 02, 2015 11:59 PM (AxABj)
Remember that Maet opened last night's ONT with "Due to a sudden business trip all I can offer is this runt of an ONT."
I'm thinking that the car that Q-Branch set him up with may have some....peculiarities....that might make him reluctant to just randomly tug on handles -- http://tinyurl.com/pmhaclb .
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 12:07 AM (T1005)
Yeah, I like it. Was just telling a friend that she should check it out on Netflix or whatever. Can still see all episodes on AMC website for free, btw. I think 9 days left foe episode 1.
it's the only show I make a point to watch.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 03, 2015 12:07 AM (dMVEi)
But.... which Angel???
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 03, 2015 12:04 AM (qh617)/i]
Kate Jackson, definitely.
Posted by: rickl at March 03, 2015 12:07 AM (sdi6R)
----------------
Certainly is still made. It is, however, Kentucky Bourbon, not a cinnamon whiskey, and is fairly popular.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2015 12:07 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: rickl at March 03, 2015 12:07 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Unseen University Librarian at March 03, 2015 12:07 AM (h6Mpm)
It was same Saturday that two NY police officers were killed.
Posted by: Carol at March 03, 2015 12:08 AM (sj3Ax)
It was pretty good...been a good couple of days actually.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 03, 2015 12:00 AM (OsWis)
Good to hear.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 12:08 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 12:08 AM (4ka5+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 12:06 AM (4ka5+)
I need all the help I can get. If I called myself "Captain Friendzone", it would be more descriptive.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 03, 2015 12:08 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Psycehdelicate Tempus Sanctum at March 03, 2015 12:08 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:09 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: rickl at March 03, 2015 12:09 AM (sdi6R)
Yeah, but what if the top's down? Didn't think that far ahead did you?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 12:09 AM (mGeow)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:09 AM (5pg79)
I can't handle my homonid homonyms anymore.
Time to retire for the nonce.
Posted by: filbert at March 03, 2015 12:09 AM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 03, 2015 12:10 AM (rJUlF)
I did not. Did the dude with the motorcycle "score?"
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 12:10 AM (mGeow)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-------------------------
Well, she obviously makes you trip over your own tongue...
Angel? Yeah, Jill.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 03, 2015 12:11 AM (dMVEi)
Posted by: Unseen University Librarian at March 03, 2015 12:06 AM (h6Mpm)
Vanilla Coke Zero and Captain Morgan Private Stock is currently Pooky's go-to drink. (He has to pass a PT test soon, hence the diet soda.)
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 03, 2015 12:11 AM (dCUzJ)
WKRP, was "discovered" when she skipped school at the age of sixteen and
was photographed in a bikini riding some dude's motorcycle.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:09 AM (5pg79)
And you didn't link the photos? It's as though you had never attended the briefings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2015 12:11 AM (HAxPE)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 12:11 AM (mGeow)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:11 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Fox2! at March 03, 2015 12:12 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: Carol at March 03, 2015 12:12 AM (sj3Ax)
If you ever want to see a bunch of "Sauls" assembled in one place, at one time, just drop in to a Texas Justice of the Peace Court. That's where all the Texas Department of Public Safety (TXDPS, aka Texas Highway Patrol) cases are heard, as well as those of the same precinct's own patrol officer's citations.
Most all of the lawyers who handle the Class "C" Misdemeanor traffic cases, are of the back-of-the-matchbook, yellow-page, bus-stop-bench-ad class of The Bar. You won't often find one of their ilk defending a 2nd Degree Felony down in State District Court, at several hundred dollars per billable hour.
Funny thing is, they all have that similar whiff of desperation, that sense of shady chicanery in their speech, posture, actions and demeanor.
Damn near every one of them could be an extra in the "Saul" courthouse scenes.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 03, 2015 12:13 AM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 03, 2015 12:13 AM (scgac)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:13 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 12:15 AM (T1005)
sense of shady chicanery in their speech, posture, actions and demeanor.
Damn near every one of them could be an extra in the "Saul" courthouse scenes.
"
So you have seen the show.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 12:15 AM (mGeow)
Posted by: Fox2! at March 03, 2015 12:12 AM (brIR5)
I swear my ambulance driver learned to drive in Iraq! She was a tiny AF chick who barreled down the local highway, clearing out morning traffic like Moses parting the Red Sea while the guy in the back held me steady for the potholes. That was one hell of a ride......
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 03, 2015 12:15 AM (dCUzJ)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 12:15 AM (AxABj)
is currently Pooky's go-to drink. (He has to pass a PT test soon, hence
the diet soda.)
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 03, 2015 12:11 AM (dCUzJ<<<
Hmm. Never tried it with Vanilla Coke (Captain and creme soda is usually my poison of choice) but I bet that'd be pretty good too.
Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal Stiffy at March 03, 2015 12:16 AM (OVx7B)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 03, 2015 12:13 AM (scgac)
An easy way to win points with the younger crowd would be for the GOP Congress to pass regulations regarding interstate transport between states that have legalized marijuana. Require some sort of license, implement packaging requirements and such. Basically say, "If your state wants to legalize it we aren't going to stop you, but we are going to exercise our constitutional duty."
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 03, 2015 12:17 AM (10ydV)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 03, 2015 12:17 AM (jqUAa)
Posted by: MacArthur's Hat at March 03, 2015 12:18 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2015 12:18 AM (HAxPE)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 03, 2015 12:06 AM
Oh. I thought there was a local office that made transfer a possibility. Although Vegas would give us a good reason to take a road trip.
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 03, 2015 12:19 AM (HIHOZ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 03, 2015 12:17 AM (10ydV)
Too good of an idea for those idjits.
Posted by: Psychedelicat with a Hat at March 03, 2015 12:19 AM (0Ew3K)
It is a rum that is bottled by the Newfoundland Liquor Corporation. I think they ship it in by freighter from Barbados or someplace and bottle it in Canada. I am sure they use barrels but I always fantasized it was a tanker.
Kinda meh, but has a nice title.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2015 12:19 AM (t//F+)
Advantage of PJs: the litter bearers are also trained medics. And can provide covering fire.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 03, 2015 12:12 AM (brIR5)
I swear
my ambulance driver learned to drive in Iraq! She was a tiny AF chick
who barreled down the local highway, clearing out morning traffic like
Moses parting the Red Sea while the guy in the back held me steady for
the potholes. That was one hell of a ride......
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 03, 2015 12:15 AM (dCUzJ)
They were in a hurry to get a sweet girl like you patched up. If it had been me in the ambulance, they might have stopped-off for a 7-11 Slurpee on the way.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 12:19 AM (T1005)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ylys2k9
http://preview.tinyurl.com/oarec3s
Sorry about misremembering that detail.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:20 AM (5pg79)
Good Night, Horde!97
Posted by: Carol at March 03, 2015 12:21 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Rusty Nail
Dolphin 2: Dude. *Rapes Rusty Nail*
Fin
Posted by: Dolphin Smoking Weed Story at March 03, 2015 12:21 AM (yl/WE)
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 03, 2015 12:11 AM (dCUzJ)
Aaaahhhhhh, so many levels of wrong to pollute vanilla coke like that!!!!!!
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 03, 2015 12:22 AM (HIHOZ)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 12:22 AM (AxABj)
I like this one better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh4zvQfDhi0
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 03, 2015 12:22 AM (jqUAa)
Posted by: Rusty Nail
Dolphin 2: Dude. *Rapes Rusty Nail*
Fin
Posted by: Dolphin Smoking Weed Story at March 03, 2015 12:21 AM (yl/WE)
And in many ways, this is the story of John Boehner, and Barrak Obama...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 03, 2015 12:22 AM (qh617)
Liquor Corporation. I think they ship it in by freighter from Barbados
or someplace and bottle it in Canada. I am sure they use barrels but I
always fantasized it was a tanker.
Kinda meh, but has a nice title.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2015 12:19 AM (t//F+)
Historically, screech was made by washing "empty" rum barrels with water to leach out the remaining fraction of booze that had soaked into the wood. Untaxed liquor, because the empty liquor barrels were, well, empty, after all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2015 12:22 AM (HAxPE)
I guess I was mistaken about the bikini part. Must've been wishful thinking or something.
Sorry about misremembering that detail.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:20 AM (5pg79)
Maybe there was a bikini underneath the sweater and long pants....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 12:23 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:20 AM (5pg79)
Ok.....Brian.
Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2015 12:23 AM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Fox2! at March 03, 2015 12:12 AM (brIR5)
Whatever floats pookysgirl's boat. Personally, mine would be manned by Recon.
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 03, 2015 12:24 AM (HIHOZ)
I think they ship it in by freighter from Barbados or someplace and bottle it in Canada. I am sure they use barrels but I always fantasized it was a tanker.
Guinness used to have a pair of tankers they used to haul nectar across the Irish Sea.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 03, 2015 12:24 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:20 AM (5pg79)
Maybe there was a bikini underneath the sweater and long pants....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 12:23 AM (T1005)
Yeah.... that's it.... I got it wrong because... I was the guy on the front of the bike...
and she had on.... bikini briefs... as I saw later...
Yeah... that's the ticket...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 03, 2015 12:25 AM (qh617)
CO Alex, if you transfer down to Vegas, maybe check out Pahrump... I lived there for two years and loved it.
Old Blue, did you ever get to meet or "bump into" Art Bell there?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2015 12:25 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:26 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 12:27 AM (AxABj)
and she had on.... bikini briefs... as I saw later...
Yeah... that's the ticket...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 03, 2015 12:25 AM (qh617)
Well, according to IMDB, she is retired and living in Halifax, now. Anybody here close enouugh to go ask her?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2015 12:27 AM (HAxPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary
----------------
Well..., since I've been drinking it for 40 years or so, I think I have a handle on it. It's a Kentucky straight bourbon. Always has been..., at least as far as I know. Are your quite confident that you are not thinking of Southern Comfort?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2015 12:28 AM (vPh3W)
I'd be interested in that as well. His house/radio station/compound was not that hidden. Out on the skirt of town on a dirt road.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 12:28 AM (plMgn)
Posted by: Amon Hät II at March 03, 2015 12:28 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 12:28 AM (AxABj)
patched up. If it had been me in the ambulance, they might have
stopped-off for a 7-11 Slurpee on the way.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 12:19 AM (T1005)
I got treated better by the military than by the civilians. Props to: the on-base dispatcher who kept me from going into shock and trying to unlock the door, the Security Forces guys who immediately got ahold of Pooky and secured the house and the street, the on-base fire department who were seconds away from breaking down our door when Pooky pulled up, and the EMTs who not only took excellent care of me but made sure my daughter was okay.
This all happened within five minutes of me calling 911, so when I got to the ER and had to wait more than an hour before they gave me painkillers, I was..... not impressed.
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 03, 2015 12:28 AM (dCUzJ)
Posted by: Alberta
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* looks outside *
Nope, still here in the mountains.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2015 12:29 AM (vPh3W)
and I would've sworn she was wearing a green bikini. But, clearly she
wasn't, and my memory was faulty.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:26 AM (5pg79)
Clearly an optical allusion. Your eye sees a yellow sweater, and your mind sees a green bikini. Happens to the best of us.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2015 12:29 AM (HAxPE)
Posted by: Fox2! at March 03, 2015 12:32 AM (brIR5)
http://spiritsreview.com/reviews/red-stag-spiced-with-cinnamon/
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:32 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 03, 2015 12:24 AM (HIHOZ)
I am contractually obligated to like guys in AF uniforms. I'm sure it's in my marriage license somewhere.
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 03, 2015 12:32 AM (dCUzJ)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 03, 2015 12:32 AM (7TK5d)
Posted by: Fox2! at March 03, 2015 12:24 AM (brIR5)
Did it deadhead back or did they carry diesel?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2015 12:33 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 03, 2015 12:19 AM (HIHOZ)
The local thing hasn't panned out. It may be an option down the road, but not until we get the contract renewed.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 03, 2015 12:33 AM (10ydV)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:34 AM (5pg79)
Do you ever get confused and find yourself attracted to Greyhound bus drivers until you get a closer look?
Posted by: Weirddave at March 03, 2015 12:35 AM (7TK5d)
Sadly, I can't drink any sort of stout anymore, as they all seem to give me migraines.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:35 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Adriane the Lack of Flying Cars Critic ... at March 03, 2015 12:36 AM (P+IZm)
Carolthewiz@gmail.com.
I'll answer tomorrow.
Posted by: Carol at March 03, 2015 12:36 AM (sj3Ax)
http://spiritsreview.com/reviews/red-stag-spiced-with-cinnamon/
Posted by: Prothonotary
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Well..., I looked, but see no mention of Rebel Yell at all. Even the link itself is to "Red Stag"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2015 12:37 AM (vPh3W)
Do you ever get confused and find yourself attracted to Greyhound bus drivers until you get a closer look?
Posted by: Weirddave
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lmao
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2015 12:38 AM (vPh3W)
Oh, that poor woman! Glad you could help.
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 03, 2015 12:38 AM (dCUzJ)
Posted by: Weirddave
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And T9 isn't around to call you out..
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2015 12:39 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: CAC at March 03, 2015 12:39 AM (Q3xSC)
I can't get a quote from that page to post here for some reason.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:39 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 03, 2015 12:32 AM (7TK5d)
Good on ya, WD.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2015 12:40 AM (HAxPE)
As long as they didn't say anything about having friends over for calamari ...
Posted by: Adriane the Lack of Flying Cars Critic ... at March 03, 2015 12:40 AM (P+IZm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2015 12:40 AM (vPh3W)
Back in the old days when I drove over the road, there were many times I would stop and help people broke down on the side of the road, not because I had to, but because it was the right thing to do, being a White Knight of the road and and all that crap. I was offered payment every single time, and every single time I turned it down. Truckers aren't like that anymore, and it makes me sad.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 12:40 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2015 12:40 AM (vPh3W)
We could all exist inside of one too. Theory is that higher dimensions are simply new singularities.
Posted by: CAC at March 03, 2015 12:41 AM (Q3xSC)
Posted by: CAC at March 03, 2015 12:39 AM (Q3xSC)
You realize you're gonna have cut out the hallucinogens once you have baby right? The things they would do to poopy diapers is frightening.
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 03, 2015 12:42 AM (HIHOZ)
Posted by: CAC at March 03, 2015 12:41 AM (Q3xSC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4RLwLJYduY
Posted by: The Hypercubic Psychedelicat at March 03, 2015 12:42 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: CAC
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Great..., now I have a headache.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2015 12:43 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2015 12:44 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 12:45 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:45 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: GomerSaysHey! at March 03, 2015 12:45 AM (LoVhJ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:46 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 12:46 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 03, 2015 12:35 AM (7TK5d)
HA! My vision is bad, but not THAT bad. Most of the AF uses the slim aviator-type hat for blues, not the round cover. I think I've only seen Firedogs in tech school wearing the round hat for graduation.
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 03, 2015 12:46 AM (dCUzJ)
Try searching that page for "Rebel Yell Cinnamon".
I can't get a quote from that page to post here for some reason.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:39 AM (5pg79)
Formatting -- copy it to Notepad, then from Notepad to here.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 12:47 AM (T1005)
The second scene
The fights between
The blue you once knew
Lime and limpid green the sound
Surrounds the icy
Waters underground
Floating down
The sound resounds
Around the icy
Water underground
Lime and limpid green the sound
Surrounds the icy
Waters underground
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvXaLZZ6M3M
Posted by: Hypercubic Prisms at March 03, 2015 12:50 AM (0Ew3K)
(Nope, didn't help; still getting a 500 Internal Server Error).
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:50 AM (5pg79)
... Nidal Hasan, the Army psychiatrist convicted in the November 2009 shooting rampage that left 13 dead and 31 wounded, was sentenced to death Wednesday by a military jury ...
hat tip: Instapundit
Posted by: Adriane the Lack of Flying Cars Critic ... at March 03, 2015 12:51 AM (P+IZm)
HA! I had that thought as it stretched out to an almost two hour thing, but what else could I do? She needed help that I was able to provide.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 03, 2015 12:52 AM (7TK5d)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:52 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Adriane the Lack of Flying Cars Critic ... at March 03, 2015 12:52 AM (P+IZm)
Then I tackled another manual. I have a Singer industrial sewing machine I bought a few months ago, and it developed a timing problem. Needle hits the housing of the bobbin carrier instead of the hole it is supposed to. Breaks needles, it does. Found a timing and service manual on ScribD, but they wanted some outlandish sum to "join" and download the .pdf. So I took a screencap of each page in "view" mode. Actually it was 2-3 screencaps per page. Today, I opened each image in Irfanview (had to run in XP mode for this) and clipped out the relevant material, blew it up to full screen in another instance of Irfanview, and printed all those. Close to 60 prints. Cut and taped them all together to make the actual 26 pages of the manual. Got it all, no pages missing. So now I can set the timing on the machine.
Cheap, I am.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2015 12:52 AM (HAxPE)
Posted by: Epobirs at March 03, 2015 12:53 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: GomerSaysHey! at March 03, 2015 12:53 AM (LoVhJ)
#318: Thanks for the tip, Cthulhu! I'll give it a try...
(Nope, didn't help; still getting a 500 Internal Server Error).
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:50 AM (5pg79)
That's likely either real open-close quotes of either the single or double variety (as opposed to what you get typing -- ' "), or an m-dash. Pixy's hamsters choke on either.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 12:54 AM (T1005)
And T9 isn't around to call you out..
I should be OK. I think my wife is knitting him something. Elephant trunk briefs probably.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 03, 2015 12:54 AM (7TK5d)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2015 12:52 AM (HAxPE)
--------No, not cheap. Thrifty! And clever!
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 12:55 AM (AxABj)
May your Good Deed go unpunished ...
HA! I had that thought as it stretched out to an almost two hour
thing, but what else could I do? She needed help that I was able to
provide.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 03, 2015 12:52 AM (7TK5d)
Did she let you paint, "XYZ Insurance Services" on the doors of her car?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 12:55 AM (T1005)
From Twitchy -- 'Sec Def too?!!': Has anyone in Obama's cabinet used an official email address?
http://tinyurl.com/ogk4967
Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at March 03, 2015 12:56 AM (OVx7B)
Posted by: Jupiter, Miranda, & Titania at March 03, 2015 12:56 AM (0Ew3K)
a few years ago and further back a Rebel Yell Cinnamon that unlike it's title slipped quietly into oblivion .
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 12:57 AM (5pg79)
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Short answer, No. Clinton, whoever the EPA admin was, I'll bet dollars to donuts that Lois Lerner went around that as well. Every one who does that, does that in the knowledge that most of those e-mails won't be recoverable.It's also a violation of Federal Law, but who, exactly, is going to prosecute them for that? Eric Holder?
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 01:01 AM (AxABj)
Gods no. Those guys are crooks. We here at ABC Insurance Services have the highest professional standards, unlike those bastards.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 03, 2015 01:02 AM (7TK5d)
And you're first in the phone book, right behind AAA Insurance Services.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 01:03 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: Weirddave
There are good people in this world, and bad people. Judging from this tale, you are one of the good people.
But there are so many bad people. It's really hard to fathom. 95% of the restrictions and rules and hassles in life are caused by these bad people, and our need to protect ourselves from them.
Could you even imagine intentionally robbing or stealing from or injuring some random innocent person? Of course not. Neither could I. But out there, in the shadows (and the sunlight too) are predators, human predators, looking to strike.
I have so solution for all this. Just a sad observation.
Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2015 01:04 AM (K4YiS)
Posted by: The Transwarp Psychedelicat at March 03, 2015 01:04 AM (0Ew3K)
From Twitchy -- 'Sec Def too?!!': Has anyone in Obama's cabinet used an official email address?
http://tinyurl.com/ogk4967
Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at March 03, 2015 12:56 AM (OVx7B)
As I said in the last thread, Pooky had 3 official email addresses when he got to his first station. As a freaking Airman First Class!
Okay, when we get the Moron Administration up and running, Pooky's going to be our SecDef. Challenges to his post will be settled by drunken chess.
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 03, 2015 01:04 AM (dCUzJ)
And with Pahrump being so close to Area 51, I did see some weird shit in
the skies, mostly at night. Didn't have any alien encounters, but
definitely some weird stuff.
Friend and I drove through Pahrump a few years ago. He got the biggest kick out of hearing Art Bell doing commercials for a local furniture store.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 03, 2015 01:06 AM (o78gS)
321 Good News: ... Nidal Hasan, the Army psychiatrist convicted in the November 2009 shooting rampage that left 13 dead and 31 wounded, was sentenced to death Wednesday by a military jury ... hat tip: Instapundit
Posted by: Adriane the Lack of Flying Cars Critic ... at March 03, 2015 12:51 AM (P+IZm)
So 30, 40 years before he's dead then? Or is there a way for his fellow traveler Obama to change it to a life sentence?
Posted by: buzzion at March 03, 2015 01:07 AM (zt+N6)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5K4Py1L7mc
Good night, everyone!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 03, 2015 01:08 AM (5pg79)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mul4zl2
Posted by: Beverly at March 03, 2015 01:09 AM (jXXDS)
running, Pooky's going to be our SecDef. Challenges to his post will be
settled by drunken chess.
Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 03, 2015 01:04 AM (dCUzJ)<<<
In a Moron Administration, Pixy's hamsters will be far more reliable than anything from a Hussein Clown Posse IT department.
Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at March 03, 2015 01:09 AM (OVx7B)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 03, 2015 01:10 AM (scgac)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 01:12 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 01:12 AM (AxABj)
The moment the worthless fucks Boehner and McConnell demonstrated that not only were they on his side and cave to everything but that they were also willing to take the blame for it all too.
Posted by: buzzion at March 03, 2015 01:14 AM (zt+N6)
<b>C-SPAN will live-stream Netanyahu's speech,</b> starting at 10:45 a.m. Tuesday, here:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mul4zl2
Posted by: Beverly at March 03, 2015 01:09 AM (jXXDS)
Any bets as to whether he follows O-dipshit's lead and starts his speech 20-40 minutes late?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 01:15 AM (T1005)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 03, 2015 01:15 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 01:15 AM (T1005)
I expect him to either start on the dot or at least be in Congress.
I'm also surprised that Obama hasn't announced some press conference to occur at the same time. That's usually what that thin skinned pussy does in these situations.
Posted by: buzzion at March 03, 2015 01:17 AM (zt+N6)
Shut up. This is for your own good.
Soon we'll do away with this whole business of privately owned vehicles. Again for your own good.
Posted by: Safety Nazis at March 03, 2015 01:17 AM (noWW6)
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After the way I bowled tonight, getting trashed is mandatory. Cheers!
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 01:18 AM (AxABj)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mul4zl2
Posted by: Beverly at March 03, 2015 01:09 AM (jXXDS)
Any bets as to whether he follows O-dipshit's lead and starts his speech 20-40 minutes late?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 01:15 AM (T1005)
Why so early in the morning?
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2015 01:18 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: A Saucerful of Hat at March 03, 2015 01:20 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: CMU VET at March 03, 2015 01:20 AM (ejB0r)
Posted by: Disgusted at March 03, 2015 01:22 AM (59jdD)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 01:22 AM (AxABj)
That's why I studied marshal arts, regularly practice with weapons and have a lawyer programmed into my phone. I don't expect to use any of them, but if I needed to, what kind of shape would I be in if I didn't have them?
Posted by: Weirddave at March 03, 2015 01:24 AM (7TK5d)
Prime time in Israel. Not like you to miss that Hat, you're usually sharper than a tack.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 03, 2015 01:25 AM (7TK5d)
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2015 01:26 AM (FcR7P)
Alberta Oil Peon - Get PDFCreator - it's a free addon, very reliable,
been around for years on Sourceforge. It shows up as a Printer in just
about everything including Irfanview. Anything sent to it turns into a
PDF. Viol la!
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 03, 2015 01:10 AM (scgac)
I have Foxit pdf creator. Same deal, and I use it a lot for work, sending files to the client.What I had were about 60 png images, which I wanted to print to paper. But these were screen caps (Alt+PrtScr) of the browser window showing a partial page. So I opened each image in Irfanview, selected only the portion of the image that was "data", and cut it out to clipboard; then pasted that clip into a new instance of Irfanview, and enlarged it until there was no black border. So I would get about 1/3 to 1/2 a page of text on an 8.5 by 11" page in "landscape orientation. Printed all those partial pages, and taped them together to make a complete booklet. And the format is larger, and the text and illustrations are a little larger than they would have been had I been able to print entire pages from a .pdf. And larger is good.I probably could have made the images into .pdfs, and combined and edited them, and printed the resulting .pdfs, but what I did worked. It's perfectly legible, and the drawings are clear. It will enable me to do the work I want to do, and that was the whole purpose of the exercise.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2015 01:27 AM (HAxPE)
Posted by: Disgusted at March 03, 2015 01:22 AM (59jdD)
從我的草坪走
Posted by: 19th Century Opium Fiend Smoking the Poppy in an Opium Den at March 03, 2015 01:28 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 03, 2015 01:25 AM (7TK5d)
Are you suggesting the political world shouldn't revolve around me?
Posted by: The PAC Hat at March 03, 2015 01:29 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 03, 2015 01:25 AM (7TK5d)
I still say Dan Hannan should be invited to give a speech at a joint address of Congress on July 15th.
Posted by: The Magna Hatta at March 03, 2015 01:30 AM (0Ew3K)
http://tinyurl.com/ogk4967
Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at March 03, 2015 12:56 AM (OVx7B)
I thought they all used douchetool@imbecile.com
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2015 01:31 AM (FMbng)
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Before Boner hits the bar?
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 01:22 AM
Is it a better time for the news in Israel? I could look it up but I'm going to get more wine instead.
Posted by: Farmer at March 03, 2015 01:32 AM (o/90i)
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Geez Hat, I like you and what not, but in MY world, you are kind of like a singularity. Hat/0 = infinity. But keep in mind, I live in my own little corner of the universe, or universes as the case may be. And the dress is blue and gold. Or not.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 01:34 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: James Files at March 03, 2015 01:34 AM (jhRZ+)
Good job on helping out the lady in distress. She's from Burkina Faso? Bet there's not too many here from there, that's a tiny place.
Posted by: Farmer at March 03, 2015 01:35 AM (o/90i)
Good job on helping out the lady in distress.
She's from Burkina Faso? Bet there's not too many here from there,
that's a tiny place.
Posted by: Farmer at March 03, 2015 01:35 AM (o/90i)
Good thing it wasn't Fatassina Burka, or Dave probably wouldn't have stopped. Nor would I blame him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2015 01:37 AM (HAxPE)
Any bets as to whether he follows O-dipshit's lead and starts his speech 20-40 minutes late?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 01:15 AM (T1005)
I expect him to either start on the dot or at least be in Congress.
I'm also surprised that Obama hasn't announced some press conference
to occur at the same time. That's usually what that thin skinned pussy
does in these situations.
Posted by: buzzion at March 03, 2015 01:17 AM (zt+N6)
Such would be my expectation of Bibi, as well -- because he is, fundamentally, a serious person. Every single time the JEF hasn't started his event on the fookin' button of the appointed time, it's reminded me that he's an unserious clown.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 01:37 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 01:34 AM (AxABj)
Infinite Hats
Infinite Sock-Puppets
Posted by: Hat-Sock Duality that will Integrate your Hamiltonian (IYKWIMAITTYD) at March 03, 2015 01:38 AM (0Ew3K)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mul4zl2
Posted by: Beverly at March 03, 2015 01:09 AM (jXXDS)
Why so early in the morning?
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2015 01:18 AM (0Ew3K)
Probably because Obama will still be in his bubble bath playing with himself.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2015 01:39 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 01:39 AM (AxABj)
I wonder how long it takes my system to "clear" my tolerance of melatonin so I can try taking it again?
It's slow in here again tonight.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 03, 2015 01:42 AM (dMVEi)
But the media will only interview the white ones, especially the white Jewish ones
Bernie Sanders and this Cohen asshole from IL have been everywhere
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 03, 2015 01:42 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 03, 2015 01:44 AM (LXsdn)
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 03, 2015 01:44 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2015 01:39 AM
Not only hisself. *grin*
Posted by: Reggie at March 03, 2015 01:46 AM (o/90i)
TY weirdave, that's what I suspected but was too lazy to look up.
Good job on helping out the lady in distress. She's from Burkina
Faso? Bet there's not too many here from there, that's a tiny place.
Posted by: Farmer at March 03, 2015 01:35 AM (o/90i)
When the Liberia/Sierra Leone/Liberia Ebola outbreak struck into Mali, I was half-expecting Burkina Faso to be next. It's landlocked (like Mali) with porous borders (like Mali) crossed by family connections.
Incidentally, it's not that tiny.....it's just over twice the size of Pennsylvania, with about half-again the population. It's just remote.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 01:47 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 01:52 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 03, 2015 01:52 AM (zOTsN)
Ugh. I hate sleeping for an hour at a time, then waking up...
I wonder how long it takes my system to "clear" my tolerance of melatonin so I can try taking it again?
It's slow in here again tonight.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 03, 2015 01:42 AM (dMVEi)
Are you talking about "in here" with the Horde, or "in here" with Tucker?
If you're developing a tolerance for melatonin as a sleep-aid, you should change it up to let it retain effectiveness. I understand that a decoction of the herb Humulus lupulus has long been used to assist sleep (as well as ingestion of other members of the Cannabaceae family in various forms).
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 01:53 AM (T1005)
Did you see at WZ (very recently) that a couple dozen prominent black pastors got together and called the congressional black caucus "irresponsible and immature" for not attending? They hammered the CBC...
"A slap in the face to the people of Israel. A slap in the face to God."
Posted by: shredded chi at March 03, 2015 01:54 AM (dMVEi)
I dunno Hat, be careful what you wish for. If you're the singularity at the heart of the political universe, I could come collapse you and turn you into a black hole that would suck all of these evil, pandering, narcissistic bloodsuckers off the body politic. I'd miss you, but it might be worth it.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 03, 2015 01:55 AM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 01:56 AM (AxABj)
Thunder B @ 377
Did you see at WZ (very recently) that a couple dozen prominent
black pastors got together and called the congressional black caucus
"irresponsible and immature" for not attending? They hammered the CBC...
"A slap in the face to the people of Israel. A slap in the face to God."
Posted by: shredded chi at March 03, 2015 01:54 AM (dMVEi)
Good on them -- and a marked contrast from my usual expectations from black pastors, unfortunately. While I would have embraced Dr. MLK wholeheartedly, I would be hard-pressed to not reflexively spit on Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson -- despite the good chance it'd get me killed.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 01:58 AM (T1005)
I dunno Hat, be careful what you wish for. If you're the singularity at the heart of the political universe, I could come collapse you and turn you into a black hole that would suck all of these evil, pandering, narcissistic bloodsuckers off the body politic. I'd miss you, but it might be worth it.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 03, 2015 01:55 AM (WvS3w)
A little mood music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eQPxFfw_4Q
Posted by: The Space Hat Ritual at March 03, 2015 01:58 AM (0Ew3K)
It's been at least a month since I took any, so I'll try again tomorrow night. I was taking minor doses a few days per week, but as someone here said I would, I quickly developed a tolerance.
And, cth - yeah I meant here. Stinkydog doesn't stay slow for long...
Posted by: shredded chi at March 03, 2015 02:00 AM (dMVEi)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 01:47 AM
Thanks, so it's the former Upper Volta. I took a look at a map, I had it confused w/ The Gambia. I wonder if that's the only country that has "The" in first place, oh wait...The Netherlands.
Posted by: Reggie at March 03, 2015 02:01 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 02:02 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 03, 2015 02:03 AM (dMVEi)
Oh Tentacled One, I have seriously considered cannabis. It's been over
thirty years since I have imbibed, but I am considering it again.
Hopefully I can sleep straight through for six to eight hours.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 01:56 AM (AxABj)
The problem with cannabis is not that it does anything particularly bad to you -- it's that it doesn't clear particularly rapidly, so you're really limited to Friday through Saturday night, with no driving until Monday morning.
Unfortunately, most people use a sleep aid because they need to hop up and do something the next morning.....and it's not particularly good in that application (in my experience).
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 02:03 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 01:47 AM
Thanks, so it's the former Upper Volta. I took a look at a map, I had it confused w/ The Gambia. I wonder if that's the only country that has "The" in first place, oh wait...The Netherlands.
Posted by: Reggie at March 03, 2015 02:01 AM (o/90i)
El Salvador, perhaps, if you include translation...
Posted by: El Sombrero Político at March 03, 2015 02:04 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 02:02 AM (AxABj)
FEED ME!
Posted by: Black Hat Hole at March 03, 2015 02:05 AM (0Ew3K)
Incidentally, it's not that tiny.....it's just over twice the size of
Pennsylvania, with about half-again the population. It's just remote.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 01:47 AM
Thanks, so it's the former Upper Volta. I took a look at a map, I
had it confused w/ The Gambia. I wonder if that's the only country that
has "The" in first place, oh wait...The Netherlands.
Posted by: Reggie at March 03, 2015 02:01 AM (o/90i)
Ahem.....you may want to look at what your nic is tilling.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 02:06 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Infinite Hats in Infinite Combinations at March 03, 2015 02:07 AM (0Ew3K)
Started pricing crossbows, as I thought it might be a good way to break into hunting with longer seasons than firearms and less specialized training than a compound bow. Most of the models that good good reviews are in the same price range as the (quality) budget rifles I was pricing, and some are brushing up against the price range of a low end Weatherby V.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 03, 2015 02:07 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 02:07 AM (AxABj)
Incidentally, it's not that tiny.....it's just over twice the size of
Pennsylvania, with about half-again the population. It's just remote.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 01:47 AM
Thanks, so it's the former Upper Volta. I took a look at a map, I
had it confused w/ The Gambia. I wonder if that's the only country that
has "The" in first place, oh wait...The Netherlands.
Posted by: Reggie at March 03, 2015 02:01 AM (o/90i)
El Salvador, perhaps, if you include translation...
Posted by: El Sombrero Político at March 03, 2015 02:04 AM (0Ew3K)
Especially in California, you must keep translation confined to the proper time and place....otherwise, you might just observe that a major thoroughfare in the foothills of the San Francisco peninsula is "Alameda de las Pulgas".
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 02:09 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 02:09 AM (T1005)
Thje La Brea Tar Pits = The The Tar Tar Pits
Posted by: The Translatin' Hat at March 03, 2015 02:11 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: El Sombrero Político at March 03, 2015 02:04 AM
True dat. Wasn't it always The Ukraine until recently, like at the start of the recent troubles w/ Uncle Vlad?
Posted by: Reggie at March 03, 2015 02:11 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Farmer at March 03, 2015 02:12 AM (o/90i)
Slow night on the ONT.
Started pricing crossbows, as I thought it might be a good way to
break into hunting with longer seasons than firearms and less
specialized training than a compound bow. Most of the models that good
good reviews are in the same price range as the (quality) budget rifles I
was pricing, and some are brushing up against the price range of a low
end Weatherby V.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 03, 2015 02:07 AM (b2cFu)
Honestly, there isn't that much training with a bow -- there's just practice. And the practice is kind-o'-fun.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 02:12 AM (T1005)
Sleep well, sweet dreams. See you all tomorrow.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 02:13 AM (AxABj)
cthulhu, I would give my left nut to be able to sleep through the night.
I'm retired now so I don't have to jump up in the morning and rush to
work. Sleeping two or three hours at a stretch, and then being awake for
anywhere from ten to sixty minutes, it's not doing my body good.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 02:07 AM (AxABj)
What do you do when you're awake, and what size dress shirt do you wear?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 02:13 AM (T1005)
Old Blue, do you exercise regularly? A brisk 20-30 minute walk in the early evening may help with sleeping later in the night.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 03, 2015 02:14 AM (b2cFu)
What do you do when you're awake, and what size dress shirt do you wear?
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I wonder how the war in the pacific would have been different if the Japanese had won at Midway, and size 16.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 02:15 AM (AxABj)
Someone needs to let her know that yes, Walking Dead is a popular show; but that doesn't mean it's a good idea to put on zombie makeup before going out in public.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 03, 2015 02:15 AM (q37Kv)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 02:15 AM (AxABj)
The Japanese would be speaking Russian?
Posted by: The Alternate Hat at March 03, 2015 02:16 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 02:17 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 02:17 AM (AxABj)
Who isn't?
Posted by: Hat awaiting the stompy boots at March 03, 2015 02:18 AM (0Ew3K)
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No, but the JEF would have grown up speaking Japanese. And he wouldn't be preznit.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 02:18 AM (AxABj)
eventually become a white dwarf, not enough mass) and the earth,
surprisingly enough, wouldn't be much affected.
Yea, but we're not talking about some piddling sun, we're talking about THE POLITICAL HAT. There's a difference in scale.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 03, 2015 02:19 AM (WvS3w)
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No, but the JEF would have grown up speaking Japanese. And he wouldn't be preznit.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 02:18 AM (AxABj)
And Joe Biden would be molesting anime girls...
http://tinyurl.com/kyv3tr7
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 03, 2015 02:20 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 02:20 AM (AxABj)
Especially in California, you must keep translation confined to the
proper time and place....otherwise, you might just observe that a major
thoroughfare in the foothills of the San Francisco peninsula is "Alameda
de las Pulgas".
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 02:09 AM (T1005)
Thje La Brea Tar Pits = The The Tar Tar Pits
Posted by: The Translatin' Hat at March 03, 2015 02:11 AM (0Ew3K)
Yep. Happens all the time -- if you're going to "The Los Angeles city hall", that's "the the angels city hall". If you're going to "the El Cajon Galleria", you're going to "the the drawer cockpit".
Wait, that last one actually works.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 02:21 AM (T1005)
It would have taken us an additional 2 years to island hop close enough to drop the atom bombs, but the end result would have been about the same. No way Japan takes Hawaii, they didn't have the amphibious landing capability.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 03, 2015 02:22 AM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 03, 2015 02:19 AM (WvS3w)
Those aren't monoliths... they're Hats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYvvPZ6zwPE
Posted by: The 1 x 4 x 9 x ∞ Hat at March 03, 2015 02:23 AM (0Ew3K)
Cooth, I haven't gotten to the pistol range in a year, time for practice is at a premium.
Old Blue, do you exercise regularly? A brisk 20-30 minute walk in the early evening may help with sleeping later in the night.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 03, 2015 02:14 AM (b2cFu)
You can practice with a bow in a large backyard.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 02:23 AM (T1005)
Going to get sleep, learn not to cuss as much in the daylight, and hope for the best.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 03, 2015 02:24 AM (scgac)
What do you do when you're awake, and what size dress shirt do you wear?
--------
I wonder how the war in the pacific would have been different if the Japanese had won at Midway, and size 16.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 03, 2015 02:15 AM (AxABj)
16 is borderline -- ever been evaluated for sleep apnea?
BTW, if it was "piss like a racehorse" and "20", I'd say to just do the damned sleep study, 'cause you've got it.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 02:25 AM (T1005)
Someone needs to let her know that yes, Walking Dead is a popular show; but that doesn't mean it's a good idea to put on zombie makeup before going out in public.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 03, 2015 02:15 AM
I'd think she would have more credibility on TWD than she has at the UN.
Watched TWD we had taped. Something fishy about this idyllic community they're at.
Oh, I remembered the show we liked about Russians spies, it's Allegiance. It's been interesting and is going to take a twist.
Posted by: Farmer at March 03, 2015 02:25 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 03, 2015 02:26 AM (WvS3w)
If I ever retire, or decrease my hours significantly, I'll be longbowing it up and going all Robin Hood on the local wildlife. There is a coyote pack residing not a mile from my property and would give ample moving targets.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 03, 2015 02:27 AM (b2cFu)
Go to bed Hat, I've fed your ego enough for one night. :p
Posted by: Weirddave at March 03, 2015 02:26 AM (WvS3w)
....says the guy with the secret plan to take-over ABC Insurance Services....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 02:27 AM (T1005)
Cooth, true, but I can also do that with a crossbow, without the
concerns of consistent draw technique to make the pointy thing go where I
want.
If I ever retire, or decrease my hours significantly, I'll be
longbowing it up and going all Robin Hood on the local wildlife. There
is a coyote pack residing not a mile from my property and would give
ample moving targets.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 03, 2015 02:27 AM (b2cFu)
An hour with a cheap fiberglass recurve bow, an hour with a modern compound bow, and an hour with a crossbow, and you wouldn't mention crossbows or "consistent draw technique" again.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 02:32 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 03, 2015 02:24 AM
GL to you. On the interview, I could give aflyingfcuk about you cussing.
Posted by: Farmer at March 03, 2015 02:33 AM (o/90i)
My turn to play.
C.C.:
Crossbows are neat, and the better ones are pricey, as you've noticed ... and the technology is changing.
Horton has been selling a reverse-limb crossbow for a while, and others are moving that way. The overall package is smaller, and the draw-length (the power-stroke length) is usually longer than the usual designs, resulting in more velocity. If you're going to spend some serious cash ($500+), you might want to wait.
Additionally, the compound designs give much more velocity ... around twice the velocity of non-compound designs. This means that, even if you're pointing the bow or crossbow roughly horizontally, the bolt will go much farther ... if you have a bit of elevation, 300-500 yards is possible ... and will go through things that you might expect to stop them.
Paying to use an archery range is a good choice, if you're going to use a 25 lb. draw or greater bow or crossbow, and it's not a bad idea in general.
There is a lot to be said for bows instead of crossbows. You will need to train to continuously draw anything above ~45 lb. I include rowing when I lift, so I can draw my 69 lb. recurve. I also have a 25 lb. recurve, as it's extremely useful for working on form, and it's very easy to shoot.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 03, 2015 02:42 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: In-A-Gadda-Da-Hat at March 03, 2015 02:44 AM (0Ew3K)
I consider myself team longbow in theory, fwiw, I just don't have time for it. And since if I'm hunting, I'm intending to kill, I'm going to go, for now, with the easier to learn crossbow.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 03, 2015 02:46 AM (b2cFu)
Ohio has a 40 lb. draw minimum for hunting iirc, and I also saw a 200 lb. maximum quoted somewhere.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 03, 2015 02:49 AM (b2cFu)
I have this private client that repeatedly pays me to save my competition from their own stupidity on public jobs next to his properties -- and then they get credit for my ideas to save their ass and keep getting more work.
Very weird. I should be more sinister.
and devious.
and a better practitioner of the weasel-dick arts.
Posted by: jc at March 03, 2015 02:50 AM (iRJ+A)
C.C.:
There is a coyote pack residing not a mile from my property and would give ample moving targets.
Are you certain that you want to hunt coyotes? They do cause problems, BUT they also prey upon pests, like skunks, opossums, ... sometimes, convincing them to keep away from your house, yard, barn, workshop and animals works well, as they handle other problems.
I'm not exactly directing you away from crossbows, just pointing out other options and general facts.
Have you looked at the various drawing methods and devices for crossbows? As a practical matter, you will have to use a device, as drawing the more powerful ones by hand is usually painful and somewhat dangerous. The battery-powered ones are neat, but a bit costly.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 03, 2015 02:59 AM (FlRtG)
and devious.
and a better practitioner of the weasel-dick arts.
Posted by: jc at March 03, 2015 02:50 AM
I'm sure you're up to the task. GL
Posted by: Farmer at March 03, 2015 03:00 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at March 03, 2015 03:06 AM (OVx7B)
I actually have access to a compound bow already, but its set up for
left-handed draw because that's the way my late f-i-l shot, even though
he was right handed. Having last nocked an arrow, oh, 25 years ago or
so, and having no clue on technique then, I'm a little skeptical that
I'd be ready in an hour to foreswear the crossbow.
I consider myself team longbow in theory, fwiw, I just don't have
time for it. And since if I'm hunting, I'm intending to kill, I'm going
to go, for now, with the easier to learn crossbow.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 03, 2015 02:46 AM (b2cFu)
I should note that when a guy whose long-time handle is "arbalest" starts talking to you about crossbows, one can reasonably wonder if his knowledge of the subject might go as far back as the 12th century.....
The issue that I was pressing is that crossbows are complex, finicky beasts that may have loading issues (generally having short bow-arms but high tension levels). Farting around with a basic recurve bow lets you know how the pieces work. Working with a modern compound shows you what can be done for comfort, accuracy, and power with the same general model as the recurve, and working with a crossbow shows the complexity and limitations of that model. I should also note that I'd expect all three hours would be a "guided tour" with someone knowledgeable -- not just plucking strings and trying to hit C#.
Is there any chance your f-i-l's bow can be retooled for right-hand draw? I wouldn't think so, but your use of "set up for" makes me wonder.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 03:13 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 03:22 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at March 03, 2015 03:06 AM
I didn't make the connection as I didn't listen to the podcast, I'll have to do that.
She seems to make sense. But I'd give her more credit if she ditched those hipster glasses the Psaki/Harf crowd wear.
FFS, they look like the dorky glasses I wore in 5th grade, w/ slightly larger lenses.
Posted by: Farmer at March 03, 2015 03:30 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: The Red Hat at March 03, 2015 03:30 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 03:31 AM (T1005)
Posted by: jc at March 03, 2015 03:32 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: The Daylight Savings Hat at March 03, 2015 03:32 AM (0Ew3K)
Most of the crossbows I see being sold through the big box outdoor stores include a draw cable. I routinely have to dead-lift our ancient St. Bernard with a harness she wears, and she comes in at 140-150#s, so I'm not overly concerned about draw weight.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 03, 2015 03:33 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Farmer at March 03, 2015 03:30 AM (o/90i)
=====something tells me that they didn't look quite as good on you.
Posted by: jc at March 03, 2015 03:34 AM (iRJ+A)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pe7m747
Posted by: jc at March 03, 2015 03:32 AM (iRJ+A)
Still nothing compared to zombie's most disturbing Craigslist posts from the 'Frisco area...
Posted by: Teh Shuddering Hat at March 03, 2015 03:34 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: The Red Hat at March 03, 2015 03:30 AM
I wonder if that was just overlooked or that they want to hang on to that association? Prolly the latter. I haven't watched much lately and missed Greg's farewell. They haven't named a new permanent host last I heard, is that right?
Posted by: Farmer at March 03, 2015 03:34 AM (o/90i)
Katherine Timpf, hot off this week's podcast, now hot on tonight's RedEye.
Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at March 03, 2015 03:06 AM
I didn't make the connection as I didn't listen to the podcast, I'll have to do that.
She seems to make sense. But I'd give her more credit if she ditched those hipster glasses the Psaki/Harf crowd wear.
FFS, they look like the dorky glasses I wore in 5th grade, w/ slightly larger lenses.
Posted by: Farmer at March 03, 2015 03:30 AM (o/90i)
Growing up, I wore "aviator" glasses from an early age (in a size meant for much larger people)....then eagerly embraced photogray extra when it came out. By the time I was 16, it was like I had large dark domes obscuring half my face. With the wings under a jacket and some strategic maneuvering with the tentacles, I managed to bluff my way into the University of Casual Sun-Bathing without comment.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 03:36 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Teh Shuddering Hat at March 03, 2015 03:34 AM (0Ew3K)
Shit man, those were fuuucked up.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2015 03:37 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: הכובע הפוליטי at March 03, 2015 03:37 AM (0Ew3K)
craigslist ad that made me laugh --
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pe7m747
Posted by: jc at March 03, 2015 03:32 AM (iRJ+A)
This is in Anchorage? 'Cause it could have been written by this guy down the street.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 03:38 AM (T1005)
Posted by: The Red Hat at March 03, 2015 03:30 AM
I wonder if that was just overlooked or that they want to hang on to that association? Prolly the latter. I haven't watched much lately and missed Greg's farewell. They haven't named a new permanent host last I heard, is that right?
Posted by: Farmer at March 03, 2015 03:34 AM (o/90i)
Andy Levy deserves either top spot-or co-top-spot.
Posted by: Teh Hat o' Red at March 03, 2015 03:40 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: jc at March 03, 2015 03:34 AM
You can be sure of that. I was quite the dork.
But these girls are just blocking their beauty w/ those stupid glasses. Well, except for that idiot Kennedy, nothing there.
Posted by: Farmer at March 03, 2015 03:40 AM (o/90i)
Still nothing compared to zombie's most disturbing Craigslist posts from the 'Frisco area...
Posted by: Teh Shuddering Hat at March 03, 2015 03:34 AM (0Ew3K)
Shit man, those were fuuucked up.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2015 03:37 AM (FMbng)
====glad I missed them. How are things?
Posted by: jc at March 03, 2015 03:40 AM (iRJ+A)
So, whose posting the Bibi thread for the morrow...
Posted by: HAT at March 03, 2015 03:37 AM (0Ew3K)
There should be a "Team Israel -- MidEast Police" thread tomorrow, with the anthem "Israel -- Fuck, Yeah!".
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 03:42 AM (T1005)
But these girls are just blocking their beauty w/ those stupid glasses. Well, except for that idiot Kennedy, nothing there.
Posted by: Farmer at March 03, 2015 03:40 AM (o/90i)
Glasses indicate (hipsters aside) that the woman in question doesn't feel need to act "sexy" to attract a man.
In other words, the association of "glasses" with "not a slut".
Posted by: The LensHat at March 03, 2015 03:43 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: HAT at March 03, 2015 03:37 AM (0Ew3K)
There should be a "Team Israel -- MidEast Police" thread tomorrow, with the anthem "Israel -- Fuck, Yeah!".
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 03:42 AM (T1005)
Fight the Pixy imposed limitations!
Post non-standard letters:
http://www.unicodetools.com/unicode/convert-to-html.php
Posted by: Fight the Pixy-archy!!1! at March 03, 2015 03:46 AM (0Ew3K)
FFS, they look like the dorky glasses I wore in 5th grade, w/ slightly larger lenses.
Posted by:Farmerat March 03, 2015 03:30 AM (o/90i)<<<
I kinda like the glasses. Used to really look forward to S.E. Cupp's appearances on the show with her glasses/shirt and tie combos, talking NASCAR with Andy. Seems like an eternity ago, before she got infected by MSLSD.
Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at March 03, 2015 03:47 AM (OVx7B)
Posted by: jc at March 03, 2015 03:40 AM (iRJ+A)
Eh, same old shit. Semi lurking on the ONT and turning guitar picks into dust. My nightly ritual.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2015 03:48 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: The LensHat at March 03, 2015 03:43 AM (0Ew3K)
====why does that strike me the same way as: "it's not the money"? ****
**** inevitable english translation = "it's the money."
Posted by: jc at March 03, 2015 03:48 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: Farmer at March 03, 2015 03:40 AM (o/90i)
Yeah, especially glasses that look like they belong in a wood shop.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2015 03:49 AM (FMbng)
So, whose posting the Bibi thread for the morrow...
Posted by: HAT at March 03, 2015 03:37 AM (0Ew3K)
There should be a "Team Israel -- MidEast Police" thread tomorrow, with the anthem "Israel -- Fuck, Yeah!".
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 03:42 AM (T1005)
Fight the Pixy imposed limitations!
Post non-standard letters:
http://www.unicodetools.com/unicode/convert-to-html.php
Posted by: Fight the Pixy-archy!!1! at March 03, 2015 03:46 AM (0Ew3K)
Yeah, you noticed that....but have I seen a "Durka, durka, Mohammed, Jihad!"?!? It's like I don't even know you people.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 03:49 AM (T1005)
glad I missed them. How are things?
Posted by: jc at March 03, 2015 03:40 AM (iRJ+A)
Eh, same old shit. Semi lurking on the ONT and turning guitar picks into dust. My nightly ritual.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2015 03:48 AM (FMbng)
But do you have one of these, to turn useless expired cards into proto-dust? http://tinyurl.com/lghddoe
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 03:51 AM (T1005)
**** inevitable english translation = "it's the money."
Posted by: jc at March 03, 2015 03:48 AM (iRJ+A)
How can one snort the coke off of the hookers butt without rolled up money???
But seriously, there is a difference between signaling "I'm available" and "I'm Sandra Fluke
Posted by: The non-infected Hat at March 03, 2015 03:52 AM (0Ew3K)
In other words, the association of "glasses" with "not a slut".
Posted by: The LensHat at March 03, 2015 03:43 AM
Well I can agree w/ that, but I think it's more about they want to look like they're smart. Which to me just shows their vacuousness.
Posted by: Farmer at March 03, 2015 03:54 AM (o/90i)
In other words, the association of "glasses" with "not a slut".
Posted by: The LensHat at March 03, 2015 03:43 AM
Well I can agree w/ that, but I think it's more about they want to look like they're smart. Which to me just shows their vacuousness.
Posted by: Farmer at March 03, 2015 03:54 AM (o/90i)
Ultimately, how could anyone with Y chromosome understand???
Posted by: The Switchin' Hat at March 03, 2015 03:56 AM (0Ew3K)
====why does that strike me the same way as: "it's not the money"? ****
**** inevitable english translation = "it's the money."
Posted by: jc at March 03, 2015 03:48 AM (iRJ+A)
How can one snort the coke off of the hookers butt without rolled up money???
But seriously, there is a difference between signaling "I'm available" and "I'm Sandra Fluke
Posted by: The non-infected Hat at March 03, 2015 03:52 AM (0Ew3K)
====wrong answer.
the correct answer was: "because jc, you are an exceptionally cynical moron."
Posted by: jc at March 03, 2015 03:57 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: Garrett at March 03, 2015 03:57 AM (r75HN)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 03:51 AM (T1005)
Holy shit that's cool. I never saw one of those.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2015 03:57 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: The non-infected Hat at March 03, 2015 03:52 AM (0Ew3K)
By dragging your nose through it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2015 04:02 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: The non-infected Hat at March 03, 2015 03:52 AM (0Ew3K)
By dragging your nose through it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2015 04:02 AM (FMbng)
I differ...
Posted by: The differential Hat at March 03, 2015 04:03 AM (0Ew3K)
But do you have one of these, to turn useless expired cards into proto-dust? http://tinyurl.com/lghddoe
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 03:51 AM (T1005)
Holy shit that's cool. I never saw one of those.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2015 03:57 AM (FMbng)
If you like bigger, more triangular picks, there's also a version for that. You can easily get 5 picks out of a standard credit card, even if you're selecting parts of the card with logos, holograms, or pictures. Just remember that the strips are not "safe" unless also demagnetized. You'll also need some sort of sander/grinder/buffer to smooth the edges.
And with some of the gift cards and bullshit-mailer-pseudocards you get these days, you get some ultra-fine picks that you just can't get in stores.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 04:05 AM (T1005)
How can one snort the coke off of the hookers butt without rolled up money???
Posted by: The non-infected Hat at March 03, 2015 03:52 AM (0Ew3K)
By dragging your nose through it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2015 04:02 AM (FMbng)
I differ...
Posted by: The differential Hat at March 03, 2015 04:03 AM (0Ew3K)
At a certain point, you just start counting licks....
Posted by: Tootsie-pop Owl at March 03, 2015 04:07 AM (T1005)
Posted by: jc at March 03, 2015 04:09 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: jc at March 03, 2015 04:22 AM (iRJ+A)
Oh great. Leave that turkey hanging as the last comment.
sheeeeeeitttt.
Posted by: jc at March 03, 2015 04:22 AM (iRJ+A)
I thought it was a pretty good comment.
So, jc.....how goes with moose und squirrel?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 04:25 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 04:29 AM (T1005)
If you like bigger, more triangular picks, there's also a version for that. You can easily get 5 picks out of a standard credit card, even if you're selecting parts of the card with logos, holograms, or pictures. Just remember that the strips are not "safe" unless also demagnetized. You'll also need some sort of sander/grinder/buffer to smooth the edges.
And with some of the gift cards and bullshit-mailer-pseudocards you get these days, you get some ultra-fine picks that you just can't get in stores.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 04:05 AM (T1005)
I use some thick picks though. 1.5-2mm depending on the brand. The real thin picks I'll tear right in half in a matter of seconds.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2015 04:29 AM (FMbng)
476
Oh great. Leave that turkey hanging as the last comment.
sheeeeeeitttt.
Posted by: jc at March 03, 2015 04:22 AM (iRJ+A)
I thought it was a pretty good comment.
So, jc.....how goes with moose und squirrel?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 04:25 AM (T1005)
=====the goofy part is I'm way too much of a fraidy cat to get near a hooker's ass in any case, and I damn sure wouldn't get near one with a blade.
saw moose downtown on Saturday. Since the folks back east stole our winter Mrs. Squirrel has been out of her den and doing all that busy squirrel stuff for the past couple weeks.
Posted by: jc at March 03, 2015 04:31 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 04:33 AM (T1005)
Here is "Edward, the Mad Shirt Grinder" by Quicksilver Messenger Service:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MmgeR0CE5U
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2015 04:36 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2015 04:37 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Carol at March 03, 2015 04:48 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Carol at March 03, 2015 04:48 AM (sj3Ax)
Lotsa music to groove to.
Try that.
If that doesn't work... try some wassail.
Core four apples/pears and flll them with brown sugar and honey. Drizzle with a brown ale. Bake at 350 deg F for 1/2 hour.
Add to a crock pot with 5 bottles of brown ale, a sliced blood orange, half a bottle of Madiera, and a spice pouch of whole allspice, cloves, cinnamon, and crystallized ginger.
Warm, satisfying, and relaxing.
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2015 04:55 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 04:56 AM (T1005)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2015 04:55 AM (0Ew3K)
Don't forget the dashes of bitters... to taste.
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2015 04:56 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Carol at March 03, 2015 04:59 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 05:02 AM (T1005)
I was amused to see a previous Cusco link include Craig
Chaquico....which, of course, reminded me of strolling through DCA and
smirking that I could identify so many of the artists on the background
music.....so we'll go with something that's just a bit more foreground
-- http://tinyurl.com/p4k6t5t
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 04:56 AM (T1005)
====why the dolphin smiles?
http://youtu.be/bcokL59jeqU?t=4s
Posted by: jc at March 03, 2015 05:02 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 03, 2015 05:03 AM (MYPM9)
Posted by: Duck at March 03, 2015 05:08 AM (MYPM9)
My home phone has been out for yes, two weeks, & Comcast would come to fix but there is no way they can reach cable box or park anywhere.
I called one neighbor to get another's phone number to tell them we can't get out of driveway because we are probably going to hit their car.
He moved it several times before he got it out of the way.
Posted by: Carol at March 03, 2015 05:09 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 05:10 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 05:12 AM (T1005)
More snow then possibly freezing rain today.
My home phone has been out for yes, two weeks, Comcast would
come to fix but there is no way they can reach cable box or park
anywhere.
I called one neighbor to get another's phone number to tell them we
can't get out of driveway because we are probably going to hit their
car.
He moved it several times before he got it out of the way.
Posted by: Carol at March 03, 2015 05:09 AM (sj3Ax)
Carol, you clearly have the right idea to just bug-out....but why don't you just head out now? Go spend a week in someplace that sounds nice.....then decide if it's nice enough or what previously unconsidered characteristics make you feel more welcome or not.....even with the best opinions and analysis of experts and/or knowledgeable morons, nothing can substitute for being there.
And, frankly, wouldn't being there be better than being in Boston right about now?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 05:17 AM (T1005)
Posted by: ISIS recruiter, trying to hit his numbers at March 03, 2015 05:21 AM (DENCY)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 03, 2015 05:38 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 03, 2015 05:57 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 03, 2015 06:09 AM (0cW5T)
You guys already probably discussed it. But, the former Secretary of State need even having an official government e-mail account?
And collecting bribes from foreign governments as well.
Or, as we call it around these parts.....just another day that ends in a "y".
Do they not believe that any laws apply to themselves?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 03, 2015 06:14 AM (0cW5T)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 06:19 AM (bl7+W)
Posted by: Case at March 03, 2015 06:20 AM (o00SF)
Posted by: Case at March 03, 2015 06:20 AM (o00SF)
The Missouri Compromise of 1820. Pretty historically significant, if you ask me (and the tens of thousands of dead and maimed in the Civil War).
Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2015 06:30 AM (sy6zs)
as it comes up. Yesterday was a glorious sunny day. I hope it might be sunny where you are today.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2015 06:30 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 03, 2015 06:31 AM (hTqUR)
Say, for those thinking about moving to more America-loving places... (g'morning, Carol)....
"The Oklahoma House of Representatives passed a bill Tuesday that would eliminate income tax for five years for people moving from out of state to 25 rural Oklahoma counties, including Nowata County."
Nowata is my neighboring county.
Maybe by five years, we'll have eliminated the state income tax altogether (they're talking about it).
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth & choice at March 03, 2015 06:33 AM (4Utw1)
It's nice to wake up to a screen full of Morons.
Now to scoop the litter boxes and take out the trash.
Posted by: fluffy at March 03, 2015 06:38 AM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2015 06:42 AM (DXzRD)
Sort of like, "Sure, they're Illegal Aliens, but they're not breaking the law".
One of the many reasons why I don't think I can ever take a liberal at face value.. No matter the topic.
They lie. They ignore laws. They cheat.
They see nothing wrong with this.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 03, 2015 06:43 AM (hTqUR)
So what you're saying is you wake up to screen full of morons and immediately think of scooping cat litter taking out trash? Oooooooookay. That's kind of like a husband saying to his wife in the clothes store, "Well, you don't look quite as fat in this dress as you did in the other one, dear." ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2015 06:45 AM (DXzRD)
http://tinyurl.com/mm9quw9
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2015 06:52 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at March 03, 2015 06:57 AM (fwARV)
http://tinyurl.com/koqpmr6
why our children don't think there are moral facts
And did you know there was a "common core institute"
well, apparently there is, and they have turned moral relativism into a science.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 03, 2015 07:01 AM (LWu6U)
Article says, these specifically are counties that are forecast to have a decline in population. Okla is not Texas, but good economy and jobs available.
Why would anyone want to move to the urban counties, those bastions of Regressivism, even here?
Posted by: mindful webworker - okie by me at March 03, 2015 07:02 AM (4Utw1)
Good Morning Morons. Today is Tuesday, March 03, 2015. On this day in 1931 the United States adopted The Star-Spangled Banner as its national anthem.
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:03 AM (wlDny)
Sort of like, "Sure, they're Illegal Aliens, but they're not breaking the law".
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 03, 2015 06:43 AM (hTqUR)
----------------
Except for entering the country illegally, driving without a valid driver's license, working under the table, and not paying taxes, they are upright and honest peoples.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 03, 2015 07:03 AM (KlVdw)
http://fxn.ws/18hPIDc
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny)
http://fxn.ws/1Cnwo53
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny)
We have no Party.
http://fxn.ws/1FQy6JJ
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny)
http://fxn.ws/1zU2TSz
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:05 AM (wlDny)
http://fxn.ws/1DNw6SU
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:05 AM (wlDny)
http://fxn.ws/1AzZ0RH
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:05 AM (wlDny)
http://fxn.ws/1wNyXpL
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:05 AM (wlDny)
We Have No Party.
http://fxn.ws/1KbIYsn
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:06 AM (wlDny)
We Have No Party
http://bit.ly/1BPUl5r
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:06 AM (wlDny)
The Obama Democrats have an audacious scheme for winning future elections. They just plan to import 5 million non-citizens and credential them as voters who will, in gratitude, vote Democratic.
No gratitude to it. Hispanics have averaged 70% vote for Democrats over the past numerous elections. And allowing illegals to vote when they are not citizens is a blatant violation of federal law, State law, and the Constitution. But who is going to stop him?
We Have NO Party.
http://bit.ly/1DzpHYY
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:06 AM (wlDny)
Armed robbers stole $4M worth of gold from a truck in NC. From this write up it looks like an inside job to me.
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:05 AM (wlDny)
-------------
I'm betting on William Devane. He's a goldbug.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 03, 2015 07:07 AM (KlVdw)
Posted by: @votermom at March 03, 2015 07:07 AM (eEmc+)
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:07 AM (wlDny)
http://bit.ly/1vWMgcl
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:07 AM (wlDny)
http://bit.ly/1GJ98Nq
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:07 AM (wlDny)
http://bit.ly/1ATn7zM
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:08 AM (wlDny)
And here is the kicker, even if we had the best Republican President available, those coal plants are not coming back. They were not simply shutdown and mothballed. They were demolished.
http://bit.ly/1wGg3GY
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:08 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:08 AM (wlDny)
http://bit.ly/1zU7kg7
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:08 AM (wlDny)
WE.HAVE.NO.PARTY
http://bit.ly/1zD6ByA
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:09 AM (wlDny)
http://bit.ly/1BBG6iR
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:09 AM (wlDny)
http://bit.ly/1B4NiSL
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:09 AM (wlDny)
The red tape involved in firing federal employees is so bad that the government hasn't even been able to fire employees who were caught watching up to six hours a day of porn at work.
I have the perfect solution to this. Restore the prohibition on public employee unions.
http://bit.ly/1EbWybm
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:09 AM (wlDny)
Last Metro: I once paid matinee admission to watch Deneuve throw up.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 03, 2015 07:10 AM (xq1UY)
Unless they get some Senate Democrats on board with this, which will never happen, this is a waste of time. Obama will veto it. What they should be doing is defunding the ATF. But they do not have the balls for that.
http://bit.ly/1CnKEus
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:10 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:10 AM (wlDny)
http://dailysign.al/1zDaS5p
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:10 AM (wlDny)
http://dailysign.al/1DNIMsY
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:11 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:11 AM (wlDny)
http://bit.ly/1Ed5qfu
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:11 AM (wlDny)
http://fxn.ws/1F44b0N
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:12 AM (wlDny)
----
Obama will offer to beat off Putin personally.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 03, 2015 07:12 AM (MYPM9)
http://amzn.to/18hSSqJ
That's it for today folks. I have a dental appointment at 9 this morning so I will be bowing out early today.
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:12 AM (wlDny)
are not coming back. They were not simply shutdown and mothballed. They were demolished.
We have the technology. We can rebuild them.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 07:13 AM (aq/hO)
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at March 03, 2015 07:14 AM (4pjhs)
Strange. The morning thread did not automatically go up when Vic was done.
(Srsly, thanks as always, Vic.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - he said, as if on purpose at March 03, 2015 07:14 AM (4Utw1)
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at March 03, 2015 07:14 AM (4pjhs)
We have the technology. We can rebuild them. Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 07:13 AM (aq/hO)
---------------
The six billion dollar plant?
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 03, 2015 07:15 AM (KlVdw)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 03, 2015 07:16 AM (MYPM9)
Thousands of people will be working for decades on extraction, maintenance, industry, etc. but those jobs are not permanent.
The only permanent job is a gov. job.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 03, 2015 07:17 AM (LWu6U)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 07:13 AM
Choom Boy, Al Bore and their drooling acolytes have what trumps technology every time: fear, ignorance and greed.
Posted by: MrScribbler at March 03, 2015 07:17 AM (P8YHq)
They really need to be careful with "common sense" legislating.
Common sense would say that we shoot all democrats as traitors.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 07:17 AM (aq/hO)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 07:17 AM (aq/hO)
Common sense and me!
Posted by: The 2nd Amendment at March 03, 2015 07:19 AM (sy6zs)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 07:13 AM (aq/hO)
Do you know how long it takes to build any kind of power plant with all the federal, state, and local permitting required. Not to mention the cost.
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:21 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 03, 2015 07:21 AM (LWu6U)
The red tape involved in firing federal employees is so bad that the government hasn't even been able to fire employees who were caught watching up to six hours a day of porn at work.
http://bit.ly/1EbWybm
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:09 AM (wlDny)
I've managed (mostly successfully) to avoid pr0n for the last year, but IIRC, it's something you watch for six minutes, not six hours.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 03, 2015 07:22 AM (yxw0r)
http://fxn.ws/1KbIYsn
"Three top senators said if the court invalidates federal subsidies that help millions of Americans buy coverage under Obama's law, they have a plan to protect them and create 'better' insurance markets by giving states more leeway to decide what insurers must cover.
"But in an opinion article in Monday's Washington Post, GOP Sens. Lamar Alexander of Tennessee, John Barrasso of Wyoming and Orrin Hatch of Utah offered scant detail, saying nothing about how much assistance they would provide, its duration or how they would pay for it."
Hatch and Alexandar, "top senators." Ugh. What a thought. Barrasso I don't know.
Posted by: mindful webworker - RINO hunter at March 03, 2015 07:22 AM (4Utw1)
wtf?
are we really sending troops to ukraine?
this isn't going to end well.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 03, 2015 07:21 AM (LWu6U)
That is what the news article said.
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:23 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 03, 2015 07:23 AM (LWu6U)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 07:17 AM
Pointless.
Far better, at least IMO, to throw their worthless asses in prison, where they can spend the rest of their lives feeling powerless, subjugated and reviled.
Yup, I really dig torture. It tends to get would-be Democrats' minds right.
Posted by: MrScribbler at March 03, 2015 07:24 AM (P8YHq)
kind of power plant with all the federal, state,
and local permitting required. Not to mention
the cost.
President Walker says, "I have a pen and an EO. Build it. Now."
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 07:24 AM (aq/hO)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 03, 2015 07:25 AM (LImiJ)
the federal, state, and local permitting required. Not to mention the
cost.
you would have to be insane to rebuild such an asset when it could be regulated out of existence any time the dems get some power.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 03, 2015 07:25 AM (LWu6U)
I wondered, also, what kind of obsession would have someone watching pr0n for six hours. But, then, I'm not young anymore....
Just... don't go in that guys cubicle. Really. Think barrel.
Posted by: mindful webworker - just for the articles at March 03, 2015 07:25 AM (4Utw1)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 07:24 AM (aq/hO)
Republicans don't do that and besides, the only thing he could suspend via WO is the federal regulations.
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:26 AM (wlDny)
And even if a move were made to recommison and build new power plants, the EPA would probably swoop in and declare it a superfund site and block it.
They never stop.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 03, 2015 07:26 AM (VFxTe)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 03, 2015 07:27 AM (LImiJ)
I have seen people playing solitaire for 8 hours a day, so i can believe anything.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 03, 2015 07:28 AM (LWu6U)
when it could be regulated out of existence any time the dems get some
power.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 03, 2015 07:25 AM (LWu6U)
What my old utility was doing is bringing in what they called "low cost" IC Turbines on a skid. That is low "capitol" cost but damn high operating cost.
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:28 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2015 07:29 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 03, 2015 07:29 AM (MYPM9)
@561
And even if a move were made to recommison and build new power
plants, the EPA would probably swoop in and declare it a superfund site
and block it.
They never stop.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 03, 2015 07:26 AM (VFxTe)
We would hope a Republican President who wasn't a total RINO would put the EPA back in its hole where it belongs.
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:30 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 03, 2015 07:31 AM (MMC8r)
Advisors train them how to use the toys the US sends over, and gives them access to US intelligence. So either this is pure BS and they are going to be sitting in cubes watching porn, or we really are going head to head with mad vald in ukraine.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 03, 2015 07:31 AM (LWu6U)
Then elect Republicans that will. President Precedent gets shoved up libs asses. Sideways.
Besides, it's in the Good and Hard clause.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 07:32 AM (aq/hO)
Yeah, that mythical Republican president again.
The only way change happens is when people take to the streets.
Otherwise it's all just background noise to the federal empire and its denizens.
As you said, we have no party.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 03, 2015 07:33 AM (VFxTe)
Besides, it's in the Good and Hard clause.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 07:32 AM (aq/hO)
We do not have any Republicans that "will". Remember:
WE.HAVE.NO.PARTY
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:33 AM (wlDny)
During her entire reign as SoS, Hillary kept a deep cover email account
in case, you know, she might have to tell a fib without getting caught.
Posted by: The Great White Snark
She did not use her .gov account, at all.
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at March 03, 2015 07:35 AM (4pjhs)
Tenth Amendment Center
http://bit.ly/1FRgwFt
States nullifying Fed regs? There's an approach. Sure, the Fed will oppose it. But think of dozens of states, all passing anti-Fed-reg laws. Keep 'em busy, anyway.
Posted by: mindful webworker - liberty isn't free at March 03, 2015 07:36 AM (4Utw1)
Posted by: Case at March 03, 2015 07:36 AM (VctSv)
Posted by: Granpa Simpson at March 03, 2015 07:37 AM (JO9+V)
I tried to explain it isn't as sunny all the time elsewhere and solar doesn't keep the place warm when the sun goes down.
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at March 03, 2015 07:38 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 03, 2015 07:39 AM (60Vyp)
Limit the EPA to research only.
Make the case that the States can and should handle regulations and violations of law.
Posted by: eman at March 03, 2015 07:40 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Case at March 03, 2015 07:40 AM (VctSv)
Today's hymn, "Give To The Wind Thy Fears" Translation by John Wesley:
http://tinyurl.com/k6yyhds
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2015 07:41 AM (DXzRD)
Makes my 18.5 minutes of missing tape look pretty good, yo'.
Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at March 03, 2015 07:44 AM (ZKGnj)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 03, 2015 07:45 AM (V70Uh)
CA relatives firmly believe solar is "the thing'.
I tried to explain it isn't as sunny all the time elsewhere and solar doesn't keep the place warm when the sun goes down.
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at March 03, 2015 07:38 AM (4pjhs)
Southern CA is about the only place in the US where solar is viable AND competitive. But only because due to all their regulations driving up the price of other electricity, their elimination of Nukes, and their subsidies of solar.
IOW the CA government made everything else unavailable and as a result they have some of the highest electricity rates in the country and no electricity when they can't buy from WA State.
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:46 AM (wlDny)
From the NYT article, she did not even have a .gov account.
It's not that she didn't use it. For her entire term as SoS, every e-mail that a member of this administration received from, or sent to her went to or from a non government private account that she owned.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 03, 2015 07:46 AM (hTqUR)
It was if million of voices cried out on the blog and were suddenly silenced.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 07:47 AM (aq/hO)
Posted by: Case at March 03, 2015 07:48 AM (VctSv)
One would think Choom Boy's damn-near-perfect record of failure, incompetence, cronyism, racism, hatred for this country and almost supernatural ability to select the absolute worst person to fill any given job would be enough to convince even pandering eunuchs like Poppin' Fresh, but it ain't gonna happen.
Posted by: MrScribbler at March 03, 2015 07:49 AM (P8YHq)
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:49 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: no good deed at March 03, 2015 07:50 AM (ZKGnj)
Posted by: Case at March 03, 2015 07:50 AM (VctSv)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 03, 2015 07:46 AM
Such things are discoverable and retrievable....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 03, 2015 07:51 AM (60Vyp)
All you Morons do know that it is a violation of federal law to conduct federal buisness via private e-mail.
I wonder if her old boss read about it in the papers.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 03, 2015 07:52 AM (LWu6U)
"For in thee, O Lord, do I hope: thou wilt hear, O Lord, my God"
Psalm 38:15
"One Scriptural mark of those who are born of God is hope.. Thus St Peter speaking to all the children of God, who were then scattered abroad, said, "Blessed be the God, the father of our Lord Jesus Christ, which according to his abundant mercy, hath begotten us again onto a lively hope."
(1Peter 1:3) Note that this hope is a LIVELY or LIVING one; because there is also a DEAD hope, as well as a dead faith; a hope which is not from God, but from the enemy of God and man; as evidently appears by its fruits; for it is the offspring of pride, so it is the parent of every evil word and work; whereas, every man that hath is him the living hope is "holy as he that calleth him is holy": every man that can truly say to his brothers in Christ, "Beloved, now are we the sons (and daughters) of God, and we shall see him as he is." purifieth himself even as he is pure."
John Wesley
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2015 07:52 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:49 AM (wlDny)
"Law" is for little people.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 03, 2015 07:52 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 07:53 AM (wlDny)
Susan Powers and Cass Sunstein have small children. Have to wonder with both their busy schedules who the hell cares for them? When do they have time to even see them? I guess he gave up teaching for a job in DC and she's out of NYC. They are rich people who put their careers ahead of their children.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 03, 2015 07:53 AM (iQIUe)
How I would love to see her emails on Benghazi. Alas, I'm sure her hard drive crashed as soon as she handed the reigns over to Kerry. Maybe someone should check and see how that asshole handles his email as well. Laws are for the little people.
Posted by: no good deed at March 03, 2015 07:54 AM (ZKGnj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2015 07:54 AM (DXzRD)
If the report is true, then everyone at State who communicated with Bitchface did so in violation of law.
No one reported it. No one even leaked it.
Stunning.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 03, 2015 07:55 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: no good deed at March 03, 2015 07:56 AM (ZKGnj)
One would think Choom Boy's damn-near-perfect record of failure, incompetence, cronyism, racism, hatred for this country and almost supernatural ability to select the absolute worst person to fill any given job would be enough to convince even pandering eunuchs like Poppin' Fresh, but it ain't gonna happen.
Posted by: MrScribbler at March 03, 2015 07:49 AM (P8YHq)
GOP recipe: In a large bowl combine fear, delusion and being on the other side. Mix well and then while stirring slowly add greed and stupidity. Pour into a dirty pan and bake at 666 degrees for 150 years. Let cool, sprinkle with Kaboom and serve.
Posted by: eman at March 03, 2015 07:56 AM (MQEz6)
Climate Change triggered Syrian crisis: http://tinyurl.com/mv5ek6k
So, we've gone from "a video" to "lack of jobs" to "the Crusades" to this.
Fuck the unserious fucking assholes.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 03, 2015 07:56 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 03, 2015 07:57 AM (m9V0o)
I believe that the key part in all this is the apparent fact that the action using that e-mail account, in and of itself is an illegal act on her part.
Discoverability, and retrievability being a secondary discussion.
Sort of like driving while drunk, and the argument for it being ok in this one case is that you didn't have an accident.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 03, 2015 07:57 AM (hTqUR)
Constitution says Congress has the power to declare war.
Obama says Congress not allowed to ask foreign leaders to talk to them about war.
Posted by: @votermom at March 03, 2015 07:58 AM (/Y/rr)
Posted by: Case at March 03, 2015 07:58 AM (o00SF)
Posted by: eman at March 03, 2015 08:00 AM (MQEz6)
I appreciate the sardonic expressions here because I tend to be optimistic (despite my life's innumerable lessons about that), so the cynicism and despair keep me grounded. Thanks, curmudgeons.
Nevertheless, I don't believe the country is finished. I don't believe the Republicans are irredeemable. I don't even think the main problem, the incredibly horrible electorate, is a lost cause... despite several hardcase Regressive relatives.
In fact, what I have seen is a true revival of Constitutionalism and republican reason. I meet the most ordinary citizens who are fired up. Breitbart is still here. We are not without fighters for the right. Some of them have even recently been elected. It's beginning. Too little too late? We can only continue to try and find out.
Reform starts small and slow and looks like its facing mountains that could never be moved after all those decades of Regressivism.
Shouldn't deter us.
My problem is, I have such faith in the power of the Ideals of liberty and self-government! Properly presented the attraction is almost universal. And I recall that a handful of apostles and evangelists, rejected and persecuted and crucified, went on to ultimately take over the Roman Empire, and their inheritors continue to reshape the world; that America itself was an extension of that Christian revolution.
So, I'm not giving up. Yet. Not entirely. Hell, I only regained my optimism in the last decade, thanks to the Allen Wests and Sarah Palins and Mark Levins. Too soon to despair again.
Of course, it's easier to think like this living where we mostly elect actual conservative Republicans. :/
[Checks to see if there's a new thread up. No? Okay.]
Posted by: mindful webworker - future boy at March 03, 2015 08:00 AM (4Utw1)
Posted by: no good deed at March 03, 2015 08:01 AM (ZKGnj)
I decided to vacuum, etc.
I can't leave here now. I have to get some things & I can't go buy them.
I blame the SCOAMT because he pushed change in law!!
Posted by: Carol at March 03, 2015 08:01 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2015 08:01 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: eman
What time and channel is your cooking show on? I'd love to see other recipes. Do you have a recipe for Dem Flambe?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 08:01 AM (aq/hO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2015 08:01 AM (DXzRD)
Lost a damn filling. Trying to swill down some coffee using one side of my mouth. Ugh. And ouch.
Trip to the dentist in my very near future.
What's this I hear about some geriatric woman who can't use e-mail properly?
Posted by: Citizen X at March 03, 2015 08:01 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Case at March 03, 2015 08:02 AM (o00SF)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 03, 2015 08:03 AM (2Ayux)
Let's trade residences for a bit.
You like crab cakes?
Baltimore makes some of the best.
And when you move here, don't bring guns.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 03, 2015 08:03 AM (hTqUR)
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at March 03, 2015 08:03 AM (JO9+V)
Obama, the democrats, and Rice are monsters. They pretend to support Israel while giving the country that most wants to wipe it off the earth nuclear weapons. It also looks like Israel will have to deal with ISIS since no other western country will.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 03, 2015 08:03 AM (iQIUe)
I know you won't believe me, but she was a decent piece of gash at one time. You know, back when I was alive.
Posted by: Vince Foster at March 03, 2015 08:04 AM (lG2E3)
Is this true? Or is the MFM lying as usual?
Posted by: Citizen X at March 03, 2015 08:05 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Zombie Ron Brown at March 03, 2015 08:05 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 03, 2015 08:06 AM (iQIUe)
What difference, at this point, does it make?!/1!!?!!??!/1
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 03, 2015 08:06 AM (HSmrB)
Much as I appreciate the thought, I'm kinda forced to take note of the rather degraded state of the electorate when considering the possibilities.
At least for now, we are boned.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 03, 2015 08:08 AM (m9V0o)
But the Ds love their crooks.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 03, 2015 08:09 AM (MMC8r)
Reverse psychology.
Posted by: Citizen X at March 03, 2015 08:10 AM (7ObY1)
I got a note from a neighbor that I need to change my delivery address bc he gets too much of my mail. Yes, he may get several pieces of unsolicited junk mail a week addressed to me bc I use to live in his apt.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 03, 2015 08:10 AM (iQIUe)
Wow, um, let me contemplate that one.
Hm.
No. Milady would like the crab, though. Trade?
(Shoves a fresh all-Oklahoma beef burger through USB port.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - future boy at March 03, 2015 08:11 AM (4Utw1)
(Shoves a fresh all-Oklahoma beef burger through USB port.)"
If I could get Mrs VIA to surrender her attachment to the ocean, sure.
Plus, I have an old shipmate that I haven't seen or heard from in thirty years who at least use to live in Ponka City.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 03, 2015 08:13 AM (hTqUR)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 03, 2015 08:13 AM (lG2E3)
But the Ds love their crooks.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 03, 2015 08:09 AM (MMC8r)
They love their idols. Nothing Obama or Hillary! Could do would ever diminish their love. It's a self-projection thing, I think. Hillary! but particularly Obama, could literally poop on their heads, and they'd find it deliciously humorous, sophisticated, and indicative of the superior intellect.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 03, 2015 08:14 AM (yxw0r)
(Shoves a fresh all-Oklahoma beef burger through USB port.)
The usb ports at the HQ must look like a frat house microwave by now.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 08:14 AM (aq/hO)
Speech will be, I thought at 10:45 but according to Boehner's email it is at 11 & will be on Speaker website live.
I get weekly emails.
Posted by: Carol at March 03, 2015 08:15 AM (sj3Ax)
So, the latest meme is now climate change is an issue of national security. LOL
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 03, 2015 08:15 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2015 08:16 AM (FcR7P)
No question that that's the toughest one. The main problem, as I said.
Aren't those kids today a challenge!
I take heart from stories my daughter tells of conversations & encounters with the 20 and 30 somethings she deals with; ignorant, biased, and not really trained to think, yet she puts a little truth to them and she can see the lights go on and the gears start whirring. Planting seeds, watering sprouts, pulling some weeds.
Posted by: mindful webworker - future boy at March 03, 2015 08:17 AM (4Utw1)
Hillary knows where quite a few bodies are buried.
Avenge Me!!
Posted by: Zombie Ron Brown
What, am I chopped liver?
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster - In Ft Marcy Park at March 03, 2015 08:17 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2015 08:17 AM (hzk7S)
Q: What should the GOP do in response to Bitchface's obvious criminality?
A: A Bushnell TR25 red dot might be a good addition to my Mossberg 500.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 03, 2015 08:19 AM (lG2E3)
Even when it's illegal where you live.
Very good for conservatism. And families.
smdh
Posted by: Y-not on her phone at March 03, 2015 08:19 AM (9BRsg)
Alas, I'm sure her hard drive crashed as soon as she handed the reigns
over to Kerry. Maybe someone should check and see how that asshole
handles his email as well. Laws are for the little people.
Posted by: no good deed at March 03, 2015 07:54 AM (ZKGnj)
They have already retrieved documents that proved she lied to congress about Benghazi.
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 08:19 AM (wlDny)
--
I frequently listen to Chris Plante in the morning. Yesterday, he said he saw a bumper sticker on some idiot's car (in DC) over the weekend declaring, "I Vote Pro-Climate." He spent the rest of the show mocking this bumper sticker doofus and saying he wanted one that said I Vote Pro Gravity.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2015 08:20 AM (dfrbZ)
Posted by: joncelli at March 03, 2015 08:20 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 08:21 AM (aq/hO)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2015 08:21 AM (UZBFV)
>>>Much as I appreciate the thought, I'm kinda forced to take note of the rather degraded state of the electorate when considering the possibilities.
FWLIW, here's how I look at that
The Right is divvied into its own Identity Groups, much like the Left is, only it isn't racial or sex/gender, but by ideology and voting interest. So we have our Liberal/Conservative/Moderate 'wings' but also fiscon, socons, religious, etc.
There are currently entire blocs defecting from the GOP brand, typically falling away by not donating first, then re-registering, then not voting.
What we're seeing is the ones who still show up, the LIVs and schemers
Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at March 03, 2015 08:21 AM (3ZtZW)
WHAT???
Posted by: The MSM at March 03, 2015 08:21 AM (hTqUR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2015 08:22 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at March 03, 2015 08:22 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: The MSM at March 03, 2015 08:23 AM (hTqUR)
Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2015 08:23 AM (hzk7S)
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at March 03, 2015 08:22 AM (4pjhs)
She can hide from anything. For many voters, if the MSM doesn't report it, it doesn't exist.
Posted by: joncelli at March 03, 2015 08:23 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2015 08:23 AM (UZBFV)
ISIS, Putin, Assad, Kim Jong-Un, Castro ... whom do you think Obama considers his nemesis?
If you said Netanyahu, you're right!
According to the Left, people join ISIS because of:
a. Lack of jobs
b. The Crusades
c. Climate Change
d. All of the above
Answer: D
Posted by: @votermom at March 03, 2015 08:23 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 03, 2015 08:24 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 03, 2015 08:24 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Case at March 03, 2015 08:24 AM (o00SF)
I wonder if the Sea Hag used a Gmail account while at the State Department?
Posted by: Boss Moss
She created her own domain and set up email through it, no need for gmail.
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at March 03, 2015 08:24 AM (4pjhs)
Even when it's illegal where you live.
Someone posted about how great it was that employers in DC wouldn't be able to do drug tests on potential employees.
I agreed. I've always wanted to own a large corporation without all the hard work of building it. All it'll take is getting hit by someone driving a company vehicle with THC in their system.
Reply: "Um, what?"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 08:25 AM (aq/hO)
Power is now way to expensive in CA. Not sure how they expect the poor
that they love so much to afford it. They will make affordable energy
unaffordable and end up subsidizing it.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 03, 2015 08:06 AM (iQIUe)
The "poor" in CA (and other liberal places) get discounts from the utility and subsidies from the State.
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 08:26 AM (wlDny)
--
Exactly. I'm pro-air! It was pretty hilarious, except when I came back to earth and remembered ignoramuses like this guy are everywhere. Lice on the head of America.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2015 08:26 AM (dfrbZ)
Duuuude!!!
Posted by: Noodle Shop Guy at March 03, 2015 08:27 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2015 08:27 AM (UZBFV)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 03, 2015 08:27 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Gem at March 03, 2015 08:27 AM (CeZq3)
New super long Drift Compatible podcast will be up later this morning.
Teaser: BC blames me for things that are so not my fault in any possible way at all.
Posted by: alexthechick - Mmm pizza tower at March 03, 2015 08:28 AM (mf5HN)
Just playing devil's advocate, but it seems to me that you could replace "marijuana" with "alcohol" in that sentence and it's just as true.
Certainly in the comments here, it is!
Posted by: Citizen X at March 03, 2015 08:28 AM (7ObY1)
GOD PROTECT BIBI AND THE STATE OF ISRAEL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2015 08:29 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 03, 2015 08:29 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2015 08:29 AM (KETbL)
I suspect even Hillary can't hide from the email issue.
Mika was in a tizzy about it this morning. I think she's hoping this clears the path for Princess High Cheekbones.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 03, 2015 08:30 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2015 08:31 AM (UZBFV)
*starts Viking ritual of rinsing face & blowing nose into one bowl and passing it on*
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 03, 2015 08:31 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 03, 2015 08:31 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2015 08:31 AM (hzk7S)
I am using old Dell laptop and hoping it will finally croak so I can pull battery out and toss in trash today and throw out rest of it next week.
I know I do not have ampersands using IE.
Posted by: Carol at March 03, 2015 08:32 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 03, 2015 08:32 AM (MYPM9)
This thread is an embarassment.
Posted by: Y-not on her phone at March 03, 2015 08:32 AM (9BRsg)
Do I watch Star Trek IV: Voyage Home or not? Need something on the screen while I edit story.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:32 AM (bl7+W)
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2015 08:32 AM (FcR7P)
You mean warpath?
Posted by: 7th Calvary schlub at March 03, 2015 08:32 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: MTF, Washington Crusader at March 03, 2015 08:33 AM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 03, 2015 08:33 AM (MYPM9)
*bounds about*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 03, 2015 08:31 AM (JtwS4)
No, seriously, it's like 2 hours long.
I got a wee bit worked up.
Posted by: alexthechick - Mmm pizza tower at March 03, 2015 08:33 AM (mf5HN)
Amen.Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2015 08:31 AM (hzk7S) I second that AMEN!
Posted by: Carol at March 03, 2015 08:33 AM (sj3Ax)
I know I do not have ampersands using IE."
Hi Carol.
Do you know how, or know someone who can reformat your hard drive prior to tossing the laptop?
Or at least physically removing, and destroying the drive.
Lots of good info in that thing, that data thieves would love to get.
Posted by: The MSM at March 03, 2015 08:34 AM (hTqUR)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 08:34 AM (aq/hO)
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2015 08:32 AM (FcR7P)
Looks like Ben's 9 am thread has become the morning thread if Andy is tied up.
Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 08:34 AM (wlDny)
http://youtu.be/4ViwSeuWVfE
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:34 AM (bl7+W)
You mean warpath?
---
So not funny.
Posted by: Tommy Hawk at March 03, 2015 08:35 AM (MYPM9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 03, 2015 08:35 AM (hTqUR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2015 08:35 AM (UZBFV)
Posted by: MTF, Washington Crusader at March 03, 2015 08:35 AM (FCsIb)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 03, 2015 08:36 AM (2Ayux)
No, but there is a slice or two of couch pizza left. Have at it.
Posted by: Dave's Not Here Man at March 03, 2015 08:37 AM (JO9+V)
Thermite the sucker. Hard drive slag heap.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 08:38 AM (aq/hO)
Posted by: Case at March 03, 2015 08:41 AM (VctSv)
Posted by: Ibin Pharteen at March 03, 2015 08:47 AM (zL/eJ)
Ex-Marylander here. Fled south at 18 and that was a long time ago.
Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at March 03, 2015 09:08 AM (qFAqW)
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