Open Thread: In the Mind of the Beholder [Y-not]

OK, sorry to leave you guys with such a downer thread.

In honor of The Dress, here are some optical illusions to amuse you.

This one seems relevant:

"The brown square on the top of this cube and the orange square on the side are actually the exact same color"

And here's another good one:

"These are all straight horizontal lines. They aren't angled at all - they're perfectly parallel"

Open thread.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 06:53 PM

Comments

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1 needs moar boobs!

Posted by: JDub at February 28, 2015 06:56 PM (X3xYu)

2 First?

When you are color blind they all look alike

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 28, 2015 06:56 PM (0FSuD)

3 First

Posted by: foomanchew at February 28, 2015 06:56 PM (6qR/9)

4 Tattoo optical illusion:

http://tinyurl.com/pozvpde

Posted by: The Illusionary Hat at February 28, 2015 06:57 PM (0Ew3K)

5 If 6 were 9.

Posted by: foomanchew at February 28, 2015 06:57 PM (6qR/9)

6 They don't work!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder with his eyes closed in the dark at February 28, 2015 06:57 PM (MMC8r)

7 >>needs moar boobs!

Ain't no way no hell I'm Binging for Boobs Optical Illusions. Not without a hazmat suit, anyway!

I love you all, but not that much.

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2015 06:58 PM (9BRsg)

8 Neil Degrasse Tyson is a like real life Mr. Spock, - if Spock had been a fabulist.

Posted by: Fritz at February 28, 2015 06:58 PM (dVmLD)

9 Tattoo optical illusion:

Escher? Damn near killed 'er!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder with his eyes closed in the dark at February 28, 2015 06:58 PM (MMC8r)

10 I can't see how that top one can possibly be accurate.

I guess I should put it into a image software program and check the pixels.

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2015 06:58 PM (9BRsg)

11 Neil Degrasse Tyson is the Al Sharpton of Science.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 28, 2015 06:59 PM (MMC8r)

12 Those squares are not the same color. Cover up the rest of the screen except those two squares, and they are clearly not the same color.

Posted by: skh.pcola at February 28, 2015 07:01 PM (qfLzS)

13 Chris Rock is on Triple D with Guy now. That hat shit is stupid

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 28, 2015 07:01 PM (0FSuD)

14 I'm color blind until it comes to race.

Posted by: White Llama Privilege at February 28, 2015 07:02 PM (gwG9s)

15 Why is Beyonce a star? It's all the mind of the behinder.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 28, 2015 07:02 PM (LImiJ)

16 Hell, the other colors on the front of the cube--the shaded side--are still recognizable as the matching colors on top.

Posted by: skh.pcola at February 28, 2015 07:02 PM (qfLzS)

17 >>>I can't see how that top one can possibly be accurate.<<<

Quick, somebody break out the Pantone swatches.

Posted by: Fritz at February 28, 2015 07:03 PM (dVmLD)

18 11
Neil Degrasse Tyson is the Al Sharpton of Science.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 28, 2015 06:59 PM (MMC8r)

Except no one gets killed when Neil talks and he doesn't owe the government $4.3 mill that we know.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 28, 2015 07:03 PM (0FSuD)

19 needs moar boobs!

Posted by: JDub at February 28, 2015 06:56 PM (X3xYu)

Ask, and you shall receive:

http://tinyurl.com/ph9xnmm

Posted by: The Illusionary Hat at February 28, 2015 07:03 PM (0Ew3K)

20 Those squares are not the same color. Cover up the rest of the screen except those two squares, and they are clearly not the same color.

Posted by: skh.pcola at February 28, 2015 07:01 PM (qfLzS)

Checked in photoshop. They are indeed the same color.

Posted by: The Illusionary Hat at February 28, 2015 07:05 PM (0Ew3K)

21 Another shocking color illusion. Father Michael Pfleger is actually white.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 28, 2015 07:05 PM (LImiJ)

22 12 Those squares are not the same color. Cover up the rest of the screen except those two squares, and they are clearly not the same color.

The best optical illusions are lies. Still not convinced that the people who don't agree about the dress are looking at just the same picture.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2015 07:06 PM (qyomX)

23 I never made it past the spinning boobies at the link.

Posted by: Fritz at February 28, 2015 07:07 PM (dVmLD)

24 The weirdest optical illusion is that some people who look at Obama see a real President Of The United States.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2015 07:07 PM (qyomX)

25 Beyonce is famous for being famous, being part of some sort of "Menudo" group, and having spectacularly wonderful tits before she was 21.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2015 07:07 PM (t//F+)

26 The parallel line thing I see. the brown and orange color thing I call bullshit on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2015 07:07 PM (nzKvP)

27 Boing boing claims they're the same color. Link to their post, which links to the creator of the optical illusion.

boingboing.net/2008/02/08/color-tile-optical-i.html

I don't have the right software on this Mac to check.

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2015 07:08 PM (9BRsg)

28 The parallel line thing I see. the brown and orange color thing I call bullshit on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2015 07:07 PM (nzKvP)

Nope. Same color. Confirmed.

Posted by: The Illusionary Hat at February 28, 2015 07:08 PM (0Ew3K)

29 18 Except no one gets killed when Neil talks and he doesn't owe the government $4.3 mill that we know.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 28, 2015 07:03 PM

Bet if he stopped paying his taxes, no one would come after him.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2015 07:08 PM (qyomX)

30 Huh. Butter my butt and call me Biscuit.

Posted by: skh.pcola at February 28, 2015 07:09 PM (qfLzS)

31
These optical illusions are to divert our attention from the fact that there are nothing but turds in the punch bowl, aren't they?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 28, 2015 07:09 PM (bWFHa)

32 >>Nope. Same color. Confirmed.

Freaky deaky!

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2015 07:09 PM (9BRsg)

33 >> Still not convinced that the people who don't agree about the dress are looking at just the same picture.

Four family members all looking at the same pic on the same monitor. Split by gender, two and two. I thought maybe the kids would see it differently than my older eyes, but that wasn't it.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 28, 2015 07:09 PM (0xTsz)

34 Finally sitting down to watch Moneyball. It'll be really interesting to see if it holds my attention.

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2015 07:10 PM (9BRsg)

35
Where's my merkin bitch?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 28, 2015 07:10 PM (P330y)

36 The best optical illusions are lies. Still not
convinced that the people who don't agree about the dress are looking at
just the same picture.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2015 07:06 PM (qyomX)

Someone posted an Adobe explanation. The white balance changes the color of the dress. Here it is.

http://tinyurl.com/ndqnrkz

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 28, 2015 07:10 PM (0FSuD)

37 33 Four family members all looking at the same pic on the same monitor. Split by gender, two and two. I thought maybe the kids would see it differently than my older eyes, but that wasn't it.

I stand corrected. Thank you. Didn't believe it until this moment. The picture I saw (at, well, Buzzfeed) seemed obviously white-and-gold.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2015 07:11 PM (qyomX)

38 Greetings from Pedophile Isle! Got cigars in my fave fem humidors and I'm getting liquored up! Thanks Clinton Foundation!

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at February 28, 2015 07:12 PM (gwG9s)

39
So a glorified planetarium gift shop director garnered a major scientific award?

Who knew that racking up each day's receipts was so scientifically rigorous?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 28, 2015 07:12 PM (bWFHa)

40 http://tinyurl.com/ph9xnmm

Posted by:�The Illusionary Hat�at February 28, 2015 07:03 PM (0Ew3K)

Damn, and a ginger. That makes the soul stealing a gimme.

Posted by: tbodie at February 28, 2015 07:13 PM (geVJ9)

41 Latest Hector gets butt-fcuked:

Daily Beast retracts story on Scott Walker

http://tinyurl.com/lk2uk7z

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Sunatanning in Bizzaro World at February 28, 2015 07:13 PM (lY1vf)

42 Does this mean that Al Sharpton is really white, and has been passing all these years by optical illusion trickery?

Or maybe Mitt Romney is really black?

Dude.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2015 07:13 PM (qyomX)

43 Part of the hubub over that dress illusion is that computer monitors are just not always accurate.

I worked in printing a while ago, and our graphic artists were always fretting over calibration, both of our monitors and our customer's. That may well be a part of the whole illusion.

I saw it as olive and periwinkle.

Posted by: Josef K. at February 28, 2015 07:13 PM (RcpcZ)

44 Ask, and you shall receive:

I actually think it's ore entertaining when someone says I have boobie pictures and then morons eagerly click on it and some wily moronette (usually) has posted bird (booby) photos. That always make me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2015 07:14 PM (DXzRD)

45 Optical illusions, you say?
I picked a bad day to give up cough syrup . . .

Posted by: Far Post at February 28, 2015 07:14 PM (rXJ/V)

46 41 Daily Beast retracts story on Scott Walker

The "reporter" relied on a Jezebel post as truth. What could possibly have gone wrong with that brilliant plan?

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2015 07:15 PM (qyomX)

47 Back in my old painting days, I had to learn the difference between perceived color and true color. It can take a lot of practice to be able to discern the actual color of a particular spot rather than the way your eye interprets it in scene.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 28, 2015 07:15 PM (MMC8r)

48 I like the nekkid woman illusion.

She's a spinner, all right.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2015 07:16 PM (sdi6R)

49 >>I saw it as olive and periwinkle.

Yeah, I saw it as what I'd call "ice blue" and bronze.

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2015 07:16 PM (9BRsg)

50 >>> I saw it as olive and periwinkle.

My wife did, too.

Posted by: fluffy at February 28, 2015 07:17 PM (Ua6T/)

51 >>I stand corrected. Thank you. Didn't believe it until this moment. The picture I saw (at, well, Buzzfeed) seemed obviously white-and-gold.

Yeah. I saw white and gold. If I squinted, it kinda changed colors, but not all the way to blue and black!

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 28, 2015 07:17 PM (0xTsz)

52 The best MUMR re-editing I saw today:

"Stay gold, Ponyboy, Stay gold!"

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 28, 2015 07:17 PM (MMC8r)

53 46 41 Daily Beast retracts story on Scott Walker

The "reporter" relied on a Jezebel post as truth. What could possibly have gone wrong with that brilliant plan?

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2015 07:15 PM (qyomX)

It's too bad, really. S/H/IT showed up with its' own crayons....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Sunatanning in Bizzaro World at February 28, 2015 07:17 PM (lY1vf)

54
The pederast joke from MUMR was a nice touch...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 28, 2015 07:17 PM (bWFHa)

55 What you need is deep focus.

Posted by: Mr. Pitt at February 28, 2015 07:17 PM (yVY4R)

56 The T-800 has perfect color perception.

Posted by: eman at February 28, 2015 07:17 PM (XM6kb)

57 I think I get it. The dress looks white and gold until she forgets to have dinner ready, right?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 28, 2015 07:18 PM (10ydV)

58 Hooooooorde!!!!

What the fuck is up?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2015 07:18 PM (GEICT)

59 heya BC

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 28, 2015 07:19 PM (OsWis)

60 >>> The pederast joke from MUMR was a nice touch...

He's telling it wrong. Shocked, I am.

Posted by: fluffy at February 28, 2015 07:19 PM (Ua6T/)

61 >>What the fuck is up?

It's snowing here. boo!

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2015 07:19 PM (9BRsg)

62 >>>Who knew that racking up each day's receipts was so scientifically rigorous?<<<

Hah! Brutal.

Posted by: Fritz at February 28, 2015 07:20 PM (dVmLD)

63 47
Back in my old painting days, I had to learn the difference between perceived color and true color.

Me too, I ask my wife, she's not color blind.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 28, 2015 07:20 PM (0FSuD)

64 60 heya BC
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 28, 2015 07:19 PM (OsWis)

Howdy!

So....I'm already a bit buzzed and AtC and I recorded a new podcast earlier today.

It's been a good day.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2015 07:20 PM (GEICT)

65 I'm a person of color?

Posted by: Olive Periwinkle at February 28, 2015 07:20 PM (gwG9s)

66 Vail to get TWO feet of snow. That is A LOT of powder.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 28, 2015 07:21 PM (0FSuD)

67 That cube is like that dress hoax, isn't it?

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 28, 2015 07:21 PM (r+Xb/)

68 19
http://tinyurl.com/ph9xnmm

Posted by: The Illusionary Hat at February 28, 2015 07:03 PM (0Ew3K)

She has at least four, and perhaps six boobs.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2015 07:22 PM (sdi6R)

69 Parallel, shmarallel - those lines look blurred to me.

Posted by: Robin Thicke at February 28, 2015 07:23 PM (yVY4R)

70 BOOM and MUMR is gone!

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 28, 2015 07:24 PM (0FSuD)

71 From WZ. A number of black pastors are telling members of the CBC that refusing to attend Bibi's speech is irresponsible and immature. I thought you had to promise to be irresponsible and immature before they'd let you in to the CBC.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 28, 2015 07:25 PM (LImiJ)

72 Optical delusions, I blame the 52% for getting fooled into thinking Obama was black when in reality he's as red as they come.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at February 28, 2015 07:26 PM (74McK)

73 Ow. My head. *uncrosses eyeballs*

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 28, 2015 07:28 PM (AVEe1)

74 I need to read WZ more, he does a good job.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 28, 2015 07:28 PM (0FSuD)

75 "The brown square on the top of this cube and the orange square on the side are actually the exact same color"

Nope.

1. It's not a cube. It's a 2D drawing.
2. Those aren't squares either.

* kick-drops mike *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2015 07:28 PM (uctT+)

76 That Jezebel "reporter" is a real sucker of cock.

"Ran an update on the Walker piece. Find another thing to be outraged about sweet, sweet Walkerites."

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 28, 2015 07:28 PM (r+Xb/)

77 I dug over part of my compost heap today.

One, I am out of shape
Two, it is far overdue for digging over, there is leaves from last fall on top and humus on the bottom
Three, if it were colder and less wind I would have gotten actual steam.

Yes, Y-Not, while I should have been reading your gardening thread I was digging mine.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2015 07:28 PM (t//F+)

78 "Ran an update on the Walker piece. Find another thing to be outraged about sweet, sweet Walkerites."

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Catch cancer and die a long, slow, painful and expensive death.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 28, 2015 07:30 PM (LImiJ)

79 Jezebel's that gay dude site, yes?

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 28, 2015 07:31 PM (r+Xb/)

80 I like puzzles. The first one is keen. Brown is the new orange. Amiright?! Dress, Spock, llamas. Go!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 28, 2015 07:32 PM (gwG9s)

81 So....I'm already a bit buzzed and AtC and I recorded a new podcast earlier today.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2015 07:20 PM (GEICT)
----
Drunkblogging? I'm fer it! What are the topics this week?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 28, 2015 07:33 PM (KH1sk)

82 Moscow

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 28, 2015 07:34 PM (fgV3T)

83 Jumping Hollywood. This couldn't be any cooler.

http://tinyurl.com/map4tj9

Posted by: redclay at February 28, 2015 07:36 PM (GM8B7)

84 Kuala Lumpur

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 28, 2015 07:37 PM (fzsVU)

85 square one is a lie.

Isolated Image capture shows the two squares are not identical at all.

Posted by: The Constitution and the Declaration of Independence at February 28, 2015 07:38 PM (Lbv/k)

86 Does this dress make me look black and blue?

Posted by: Mrs. Lay Lice at February 28, 2015 07:38 PM (Dwehj)

87 Drunkblogging? I'm fer it! What are the topics this week?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 28, 2015 07:33 PM (KH1sk)

Obama's claim of legitimate grievances, the media's idiocy regarding Walker, our imperial president, books.

We wandered about within each topic as well.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2015 07:38 PM (GEICT)

88 Thought experiment: Do you think The Daily Beast and Jezebel totally fake Walker-supports-campus-rapes story would pass the FCC's new "fact" test?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 28, 2015 07:38 PM (LImiJ)

89 78 "Ran an update on the Walker piece. Find another thing to be outraged about sweet, sweet Walkerites."

So this "reporter" gets caught lying and then gets snotty to the people who called him/her/it on the lies?

I'm sure we will find plenty of things to be outraged about, because brazen assholes like this will continue to make shit up.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 28, 2015 07:38 PM (+XMAD)

90 Bangkok, oh oh

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 28, 2015 07:39 PM (Tck5b)

91 I saw that dress on 3 different computers and it was black and blue on each one.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 28, 2015 07:39 PM (+XMAD)

92 The dress is a lie.

Posted by: GLaDOS at February 28, 2015 07:40 PM (Tck5b)

93 Sock off. Cheeky lie with the rubies cube.

Posted by: SarahW at February 28, 2015 07:40 PM (Lbv/k)

94 @83

Read the comments, they are the best!

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 28, 2015 07:40 PM (0FSuD)

95 >>I need to read WZ more, he does a good job.

Yeah, and he is tireless. Always something new over there.

Posted by: Garrett at February 28, 2015 07:41 PM (POPOp)

96 I don't like being gaslighted it makes me angry

Posted by: SarahW at February 28, 2015 07:41 PM (Lbv/k)

97 The dress is a trap!

Posted by: That Akbar Guy at February 28, 2015 07:41 PM (Dwehj)

98 Drunkblogging? I'm fer it! What are the topics this week?

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I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 28, 2015 07:44 PM (LImiJ)

99 white and gold!

in keeping with optical illusions, I love to look at street paintings.

and again

white and gold.

Posted by: comrade willow at February 28, 2015 07:44 PM (nqBYe)

100 I'll just leave this here.

https://tinyurl.com/nw597cu

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2015 07:45 PM (sdi6R)

101 how reliable is Shoebat.com?

Posted by: comrade willow at February 28, 2015 07:47 PM (nqBYe)

102 throws hands in air. walks out slams the door.

Posted by: comrade willow at February 28, 2015 07:49 PM (nqBYe)

103 I'll just leave this here.

https://tinyurl.com/nw597cu

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Yeah, but next year . . .

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 28, 2015 07:49 PM (LImiJ)

104 Washington trivia thread callback:
Explains that sign I saw driving into D.C., "Abandon all principal ye who enter here."

Posted by: The Great White Snark

http://www.washingtonpost.com/
local/surrender-dorothy-painted
-on-a-beltway-overpass--whats
-the-story/2011/06/23/
AGduf6kH_story.html

It was up there for decades. Although any messing around the area infrastructure is liable to get a lot more DHS interest these days.

Posted by: DaveA at February 28, 2015 07:49 PM (DL2i+)

105 >>saw that dress on 3 different computers and it was black and blue

4 out of 5 Crossbow Lovers agree!

Posted by: Garrett at February 28, 2015 07:49 PM (POPOp)

106 102 throws hands in air. walks out slams the door.

Posted by: comrade willow at February 28, 2015 07:49 PM (nqBYe)

What happened here?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2015 07:50 PM (GEICT)

107 Shoebat has the credentials and the courage. Whether he's right about everything . . .

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 28, 2015 07:51 PM (LImiJ)

108 But his apartment looked like crap.

Posted by: Chrissy at February 28, 2015 07:53 PM (DL2i+)

109 I didn't check out the whole dress thing, but I guessed it might be metamerism:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metamerism_%28color%29

(read the whole thing?)

Basically, it has to do with human vision and also with the spectral makeup of different light sources. I have some tinted cubic zirconias that appear pink in sunlight but purple in fluorescent light.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 28, 2015 07:53 PM (Rybx/)

110 ""Ran an update on the Walker piece. Find another thing to be outraged about sweet, sweet Walkerites."

I'm sure she's totes OK with me posting something about her going Lena Dunham on her neighbor's daughter then. Perhaps abandoning her mother to die in a nursing home?

As with a lifer in prison who's killing other inmates, how do you deal with those who believe they have nothing to lose, or at least will never be held accountable? When they're jacked up on their own "end justifies the means" righteousness it's even worse.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at February 28, 2015 07:53 PM (QKIQb)

111 U.S. Americans should know that the dress is definitely black and blue.

Posted by: Miss Teen America at February 28, 2015 07:53 PM (Dwehj)

112 I remember long ago in my first foray onto the internet, there was an optical illusion thread.

Some people commented, "I don't see it."

And others unloaded with utter hatred. "What the fuck is wrong with you?!!!!!!!!! The lines look crooked but they're straight!!! Fuck you idiot!!!!"

I thought, "Wow. Purple-faced anger at someone not seeing an optical illusion. This internet thing is not going to end well."

Posted by: RKae at February 28, 2015 07:53 PM (or9GQ)

113 And others unloaded with utter hatred. "What the fuck is wrong with
you?!!!!!!!!! The lines look crooked but they're straight!!! Fuck you
idiot!!!!"

Just another day at the office.

Posted by: The YouTube Comments Section at February 28, 2015 07:56 PM (Dwehj)

114 has posted bird (booby)

That's usually HR radish.

Posted by: DaveA at February 28, 2015 07:56 PM (DL2i+)

115 The weirdest optical illusion is that some people who look at Obama see a real President Of The United States.
Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2015 07:07 PM (qyomX)
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Amen and amen.

Posted by: transgendered quokka at February 28, 2015 07:57 PM (3F6F8)

116 I can't believe you all are talking about a dress at an important time like this.

Greg Gutfeld just left Red Eye.

Posted by: AD at February 28, 2015 07:57 PM (pXB1a)

117 Another good optical illusion -- running on fighting hard against Obama!

Posted by: GOP monkeys, fucking a football at February 28, 2015 07:57 PM (OVx7B)

118 O brave new world, with such people in it:

Head Transplants 'Could Replace Gender Reassignment Surgery' for Gender Dysphoria

http://tinyurl.com/lpmpzgn

Posted by: The Untransplanted Hat at February 28, 2015 07:58 PM (0Ew3K)

119 "Explains that sign I saw driving into D.C., "Abandon all principal ye who enter here."

If it said "principal" and not "principle" it was advising school kids going to DC for a field trip to ditch their instructor.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 28, 2015 07:59 PM (+XMAD)

120 I thought, "Wow. Purple-faced anger at someone not seeing an optical illusion. This internet thing is not going to end well."

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You misunderestimated our level of maturity.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 28, 2015 08:00 PM (LImiJ)

121 Good evening, fappers! I'm an introvert at a social event where I hardly know anybody. Help!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2015 08:01 PM (0lfHk)

122 Introduce yourself to the hot womens.

Posted by: Ronster at February 28, 2015 08:03 PM (ymjdW)

123 >>121 Good evening, fappers! I'm an introvert at a social event where I hardly know anybody. Help!!!!

Remove your pants. It's an excellent ice breaker.

Posted by: Garrett at February 28, 2015 08:04 PM (POPOp)

124 122 Introduce yourself to the hot womens.
Posted by: Ronster at February 28, 2015 08:03 PM (ymjdW)

It's a great idea in theory, but all the wimminz seem to be either old or married.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2015 08:04 PM (0lfHk)

125 If it said "principal" and not "principle" it was advising school kids going to DC for a field trip to ditch their instructor.

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I have been feeling guilty about that ever since I posted. I looked both words up in the dictionary and decided I had clearly been wrong. I hoped no one would notice but nooooooooooo!

Another grammatical point I have trouble with is "I am smarter than her" or "I am smarter than she [is smart].

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 28, 2015 08:05 PM (LImiJ)

126 Whenever I show people pictures of my wife, I have to convince them that she is not black and blue.

Posted by: Ray Rice at February 28, 2015 08:05 PM (OVx7B)

127 123 >>121 Good evening, fappers! I'm an introvert at a social event where I hardly know anybody. Help!!!!

Remove your pants. It's an excellent ice breaker.
Posted by: Garrett at February 28, 2015 08:04 PM (POPOp)

More likely a one way ticket to getting thrown out. Wait a minute, you may be on to something here.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2015 08:05 PM (0lfHk)

128 118 O brave new world, with such people in it:

Head Transplants 'Could Replace Gender Reassignment Surgery' for Gender Dysphoria

http://tinyurl.com/lpmpzgn
Posted by: The Untransplanted Hat at February 28, 2015 07:58 PM (0Ew3K)

I saw that story yesterday and asked a physician friend of mine about it. His reply was "Just another horseshit medical story written by some media idiot who flunked high school biology."

I said, "Well, then, OK."

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 28, 2015 08:06 PM (+XMAD)

129 116 I can't believe you all are talking about a dress at an important time like this.
Greg Gutfeld just left Red Eye.
Posted by: AD at February 28, 2015 07:57 PM

Well, that's what you saw.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2015 08:07 PM (qyomX)

130 Head Transplants 'Could Replace Gender Reassignment Surgery' for Gender Dysphoria

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It also seems a hell of a lot easier than dieting.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 28, 2015 08:07 PM (LImiJ)

131 "It's a great idea in theory, but all the wimminz seem to be either old or married."

Sausagefest. Bummer.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 28, 2015 08:08 PM (UMBjg)

132 121 Good evening, fappers! I'm an introvert at a social event where I hardly know anybody. Help!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2015 08:01 PM

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Posted by: Bluto at February 28, 2015 08:08 PM (qyomX)

133 116 I can't believe you all are talking about a dress at an important time like this.

Greg Gutfeld just left Red Eye.
Posted by: AD at February 28, 2015 07:57 PM (pXB1a)
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I watched his last show today. I got a little misty-eyed at clips from the earlier years of Unicorn Jones, Joo pamphlets, and mysteriously disappearing houseboys.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 28, 2015 08:09 PM (KH1sk)

134 Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 28, 2015 08:05 PM (LImiJ)

Don't worry about it. I make more than my share of spelling/grammar mistakes here. I couldn't resist making that comment, but I screw up too much myself to be play AOSHQ Grammar Nazi.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 28, 2015 08:09 PM (+XMAD)

135 130
Head Transplants 'Could Replace Gender Reassignment Surgery' for Gender Dysphoria

So ISIS beheadings are really organ donors

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 28, 2015 08:09 PM (0FSuD)

136 >>>It's a great idea in theory, but all the wimminz seem to be either old or married.<<<

Focus. Think divorcee. They're easy to spot.

Posted by: Fritz at February 28, 2015 08:10 PM (dVmLD)

137 Watched the movie Whiplash. I know its a special movie since I greatly disliked the two main characters and the message I think they were trying to make and I still enjoyed the movie very much.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 28, 2015 08:10 PM (glJL/)

138 121 Good evening, fappers! I'm an introvert at a social event where I hardly know anybody. Help!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2015 08:01 PM (0lfHk)
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Sidle up behind people and give impromptu neck rubs. Everybody loves that!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 28, 2015 08:11 PM (KH1sk)

139 Sidle up behind people and give impromptu neck rubs. Everybody loves that!
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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It's called, 'The Joe Biden Gambit'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2015 08:12 PM (vPh3W)

140 Sidle up behind people and give impromptu neck rubs. Everybody loves that!

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Better yet, if anyone has brought their fourteen year old daughter, do the same to her. A guaranteed laugh.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 28, 2015 08:13 PM (LImiJ)

141 My eyes! That made me cross eyed.

Or is it the beer?

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2015 08:14 PM (JdEZJ)

142 Focus. Think divorcee. They're easy to spot.

Posted by: Fritz at February 28, 2015 08:10 PM (dVmLD)

Yeah, they are 35, horny as hell and have two kids at home you will have to look after.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 28, 2015 08:14 PM (0FSuD)

143 All opening lines to a woman should be:

Hello my name is ______.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 28, 2015 08:14 PM (glJL/)

144 "Sidle up behind people and give impromptu neck rubs. Everybody loves that!
"

Zackly. Also, as people walk by you could say "Hey, Bob" and give them a
pat on the ass like a football player. Everybody loves football.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 28, 2015 08:14 PM (UMBjg)

145 When I look at 'the dress' I see baby blue and gold/brownish. Tell me I'm not he only one. The wife tells me its because I don't have any of those canal thingies on my brain. she says its perfectly smooth.

Posted by: Badda Bing at February 28, 2015 08:15 PM (JgQLj)

146 It's called, 'The Joe Biden Gambit'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2015 08:12 PM (vPh3W)
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Has anybody done this to Biden on camera? "Just relax and let it happen, Joey. Shhhhhhh." Might be fun.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 28, 2015 08:15 PM (KH1sk)

147 121 Good evening, fappers! I'm an introvert at a social event where I hardly know anybody. Help!!!!

Corner someone and start talking about Silver futures and the panic of 1893. Keep total eye contact, even when taking a drink. Fake a twitch in one eye when your partner starts to edge away, because they might be thinking about escaping.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2015 08:16 PM (t//F+)

148 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2015 08:16 PM (4gN5w)

149 All opening lines to a woman should be:

Hello my name is ______.

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It's up to you whether you use your real name or "Art Vanderlay".

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 28, 2015 08:16 PM (LImiJ)

150 132 121 Good evening, fappers! I'm an introvert at a social event where I hardly know anybody. Help!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2015 08:01 PM

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Posted by: Bluto at February 28, 2015 08:08 PM (qyomX)

Always sage counsel.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2015 08:16 PM (0lfHk)

151 The "Spinning Woman" in the optical illusion link has a fantastic body. I'd like to "spin" her clock-wise and counter clock-wise....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2015 08:16 PM (8HGb7)

152 Good evening, fappers! I'm an introvert at a social event where I hardly know anybody. Help!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2015 08:01 PM (0lfHk)

****

Find a comfortable chair, lean back, pull up your shirt, fill your navel with cocktail sauce, dip shrimp from the buffet in it, toss them up and try to catch them in your mouth.

Guaranteed conversation starter.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 28, 2015 08:17 PM (NeFrd)

153 Good evening, fappers! I'm an introvert at a social event where I hardly know anybody. Help!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2015 08:01 PM (0lfHk)

Add ruffies to the punch...

...works at the Cub Scout Jamboree.

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 28, 2015 08:17 PM (0Ew3K)

154 121: find a nice quiet corner and drink yourself stupid. Sorry, I'm not much better in that kind of situation.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at February 28, 2015 08:17 PM (20X6f)

155 Good evening, fappers! I'm an introvert at a social event where I hardly know anybody. Help!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2015 08:01 PM
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Hide behind the shower curtain and jump out when they're mid-stream. Really breaks the ice!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 28, 2015 08:18 PM (KH1sk)

156 Great, now Seattle is going to subsidize your mass transit ticket if you make less than 200% of the poverty level. So a family of four could make $48,000 and still get a discounted ticket.

The ticket is good for TWO years. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 28, 2015 08:18 PM (0FSuD)

157 Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 28, 2015 08:16 PM (LImiJ)

When young and dumb my buds and I would use serial killer names to see if the girl had any clue.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 28, 2015 08:19 PM (glJL/)

158 >>> 121 Good evening, fappers! I'm an introvert at a social event where I hardly know anybody. Help!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2015 08:01 PM (0lfHk)

Get the hell outta there? How bout that?

Laughing at the Horde "advice" you're being given though.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 28, 2015 08:19 PM (44Kmm)

159 Venezuela is claiming it shot down a US spy plane and has captured the pilot.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 28, 2015 08:19 PM (LImiJ)

160 Find a comfortable chair, lean back, pull up your
shirt, fill your navel with cocktail sauce, dip shrimp from the buffet
in it, toss them up and try to catch them in your mouth.

Guaranteed conversation starter.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 28, 2015 08:17 PM (NeFrd)

Try pouring champagne in your ass. That will get their attention

Posted by: Steve Kroft at February 28, 2015 08:20 PM (0FSuD)

161 All opening lines to a woman should be:

Hello my name is ______.

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It's up to you whether you use your real name or "Art Vanderlay".

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 28, 2015 08:16 PM (LImiJ)

If "she" responds with "my preferred gender pronouns are..."

RUN AWAY.

Posted by: The Gendered Hat at February 28, 2015 08:20 PM (0Ew3K)

162 All opening lines to a woman should be:

Hello my name is ______.

I had one of those stickers at my desk, pinned to the cubical wall where everyone could see it.

I wrote in "Inigo Montoya" in sharpie.

One person in two years got it.
*covers face and sobs*

Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2015 08:20 PM (t//F+)

163 When young and dumb my buds and I would use serial killer names to see if the girl had any clue.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 28, 2015 08:19 PM (glJL/)
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I used "Ilsa Koch" once. If they were appalled yet laughed, I knew they were my kind of people.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 28, 2015 08:21 PM (KH1sk)

164 >>>Good evening, fappers! I'm an introvert at a social event where I hardly know anybody. Help!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2015 08:01 PM (0lfHk)
<<<

Selfies!!! Never can go wrong with them.

Posted by: Beary Obama at February 28, 2015 08:22 PM (OVx7B)

165 142 Focus. Think divorcee. They're easy to spot.

Posted by: Fritz at February 28, 2015 08:10 PM (dVmLD)

Yeah, they are 35, horny as hell and have two kids at home you will have to look after.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 28, 2015 08:14 PM (0FSuD)

^This.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2015 08:23 PM (0lfHk)

166 The NY Rangers and Philly Flyers are playing on NBC. Who to root for? Its like picking a winner between radfem and an Islamist. Can't they both lose?

Posted by: puddleglum@work at February 28, 2015 08:23 PM (20X6f)

167 When young and dumb my buds and I would use serial killer names to see if the girl had any clue.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 28, 2015 08:19 PM (glJL/)

I once went to a publishing convention and had my name tag, D.B. Cooper, United Airlines.

I was amazed at all the hot girls that wanted to meet a guy with United Airlines. After a while it got embarrassing.
I finally told a group who DB was. They were not amused. Airheads can't take a joke I guess.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 28, 2015 08:23 PM (0FSuD)

168 Yeah, they are 35, horny as hell and have two kids at home you will have to look after.

Don't use your real name.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at February 28, 2015 08:23 PM (F8pfA)

169 Tokyo

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at February 28, 2015 08:24 PM (F8pfA)

170 158 >>> 121 Good evening, fappers! I'm an introvert at a social event where I hardly know anybody. Help!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2015 08:01 PM (0lfHk)

Get the hell outta there? How bout that?

Laughing at the Horde "advice" you're being given though.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 28, 2015 08:19 PM (44Kmm)

I knew the Moron Horde would have my back. It's a formal thing though so I have to stick around for a while.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2015 08:24 PM (0lfHk)

171 159: whats the point of spying on Venezuela? Our current administration wants to turn us into a Venezuela.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at February 28, 2015 08:25 PM (20X6f)

172 Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 28, 2015 08:21 PM (KH1sk)

Either a history major or a skin head.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 28, 2015 08:25 PM (glJL/)

173 "whats the point of spying on Venezuela? Our current administration wants to turn us into a Venezuela."

Pointers....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 28, 2015 08:25 PM (UMBjg)

174 Don't use your real name.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at February 28, 2015 08:23 PM (F8pfA)

If you give them your phone number, they will call you every time dad has the kids so you can come over and service them.
Fun for a while.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 28, 2015 08:25 PM (0FSuD)

175 151
The "Spinning Woman" in the optical illusion link has a fantastic body.
I'd like to "spin" her clock-wise and counter clock-wise....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2015 08:16 PM (8HGb7)

I believe the correct grammar is " c(l)ock-wise and counter c(l)ock-wise"

Posted by: Ian Galt at February 28, 2015 08:26 PM (dmepw)

176 If you give them your phone number, they will call you every time dad has the kids so you can come over and service them.
Fun for a while.

Use a burner.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at February 28, 2015 08:26 PM (F8pfA)

177
The "Spinning Woman" in the optical illusion link has a fantastic body.

She was born a spinning man.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 28, 2015 08:27 PM (MMC8r)

178 I've been stalked. It's not as much fun as you would think.

Posted by: toby928(C) says call me Odysseus at February 28, 2015 08:27 PM (F8pfA)

179 'It's a formal thing though'

Well why didn't you say so? Walk around like a penquin.

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2015 08:27 PM (JdEZJ)

180 WRT introverts at parties, you should definitely act like a big jerk and be loud and annoying.

I've never done that, but nothing I do ever works. Basically, violently violate all your instincts, that seems to be the only thing to do.

Or go somewhere quiet. It won't do anything interesting, but you won't hate yourself.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 28, 2015 08:28 PM (bLnSU)

181 >>> Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2015 08:24 PM (0lfHk)

Yes, hilarious stupid fun. I can't believe no one suggested leaving an upper decker yet. All you guys sent me to te urban dictionary for that term. Thanks for that, filthy rubes.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 28, 2015 08:28 PM (44Kmm)

182 As my Mama always said- 'Don't do your eyes like that! They'll stay that way!'

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2015 08:28 PM (go5uR)

183 122 Introduce yourself to the hot womens.
Posted by: Ronster at February 28, 2015 08:03 PM (ymjdW)

You must have missed the part about "introvert".

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2015 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

184 I swear, 30 years ago, when I was single I actually got tired of fcuking.

I guess that's why I got married? ha ha

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 28, 2015 08:28 PM (0FSuD)

185 178
I've been stalked. It's not as much fun as you would think.

Posted by: toby928(C) says call me Odysseus at February 28, 2015 08:27 PM (F8pfA)

Crazy women can be VERY scary. A friend told me.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 28, 2015 08:30 PM (0FSuD)

186 You must have missed the part about "introvert".

Last big work do my wife had, I brought my Gameboy.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 28, 2015 08:30 PM (MMC8r)

187 Basically, violently violate all your instincts, that seems to be the only thing to do.

Like opposite George. Or in this case, Somniac.

Posted by: toby928(C) says call me Odysseus at February 28, 2015 08:30 PM (F8pfA)

188 _Well, the kamikazes are back. All hail the kamikazes.

Posted by: Ralph at February 28, 2015 08:31 PM (TiOn5)

189 Hong Kong

Posted by: toby928(C) says call me Odysseus at February 28, 2015 08:32 PM (514If)

190 >>121 Good evening, fappers! I'm an introvert at a social event where I hardly know anybody.

Start rearranging shit.
Books on shelves.
Pictures on walls.
The Furniture.

Posted by: Garrett at February 28, 2015 08:32 PM (POPOp)

191 116
I can't believe you all are talking about a dress at an important time like this.

Greg Gutfeld just left Red Eye.

Posted by: AD at February 28, 2015 07:57 PM (pXB1a)

The standins have been doing a good job, lately. The hot Miss New York has come out of her shell lately and is very good.

Posted by: redclay at February 28, 2015 08:35 PM (GM8B7)

192 Apparently I was stalked in college. Found out from the crazy chicks ex-roommate. She must not have been a very good stalker, because I didn't recognize her at all.

Posted by: Garrett at February 28, 2015 08:35 PM (POPOp)

193 When young and dumb my buds and I would use serial killer names to see if the girl had any clue.

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I remember one night my friend and I would go up to drunk chicks and say, "You look ravished, my dear. Simply ravished."

And that was before the campus rape epidemic.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 28, 2015 08:35 PM (LImiJ)

194 It's a formal thing though so I have to stick around for a while.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2015 08:24 PM (0lfHk)
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Do you know anybody there?

Spill your drink on somebody hot and wipe them down, pretending to be flustered and embarrassed.

I'm the worst person to ask. I'm quite the raconteur if I know people there or we have common backgrounds, but if not, I clutch my drink in my sweaty hand and hide behind the potted plants.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 28, 2015 08:36 PM (KH1sk)

195 Is it true about Seattle and Columbus Day ?

Posted by: foomanchew at February 28, 2015 08:36 PM (6qR/9)

196 Ow. My head. *uncrosses eyeballs*

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Ow my balls!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 28, 2015 08:37 PM (A3S8P)

197
I don't know if it's my eyes but the two brown squares look like the same brown to me.

But the two lines don't look parallel. Though I can tell they are.

Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2015 08:37 PM (MDgS8)

198 >>>Crazy women can be VERY scary. A friend told me.<<<

Sometimes spiking your phone and moving to another county can be a much needed life changing experience.

Posted by: Fritz at February 28, 2015 08:38 PM (dVmLD)

199
I mean the second illusion works.

The first doesn't.

Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2015 08:38 PM (MDgS8)

200 Add ruffies to the punch...

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Ahhh, the Cosby icebreaker.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 28, 2015 08:40 PM (LImiJ)

201 The dress is red and strapless and pooled at her feet.

...are we not looking at the same picture?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 28, 2015 08:40 PM (3ey7z)

202 Add ruffies to the punch..

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Ruffies have ridges!

Posted by: Old commercials at February 28, 2015 08:42 PM (3ey7z)

203 The Spinning Babe looks a bit cold, IYKWIM.

Posted by: zoom at February 28, 2015 08:43 PM (yVY4R)

204 Well, this is really re-enforcing my faith in the credibility of things on the internet and in the news media.

There.. are.. four.. lights

Posted by: Economics Loo at February 28, 2015 08:43 PM (Nk7jv)

205 Jamie Colby has a nice rack.

Posted by: Ronster at February 28, 2015 08:43 PM (ymjdW)

206 Jamie Colby has a nice rack

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....of lamb?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 28, 2015 08:45 PM (3ey7z)

207 White and gold is the new longbows.

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2015 08:46 PM (Lnp4L)

208 It's blue and gold.

Posted by: Cub Scouts at February 28, 2015 08:46 PM (nzqCf)

209 Sure. Lamb.

Posted by: Ronster at February 28, 2015 08:47 PM (ymjdW)

210 The standins have been doing a good job, lately. The hot Miss New York has come out of her shell lately and is very good.
Posted by: redclay at February 28, 2015 08:35 PM (GM8B7)

I like Joanne; but she's no Bill Schulz. I also don't know what host they have who could match the crazy/intentionally stupid level of Gutfeld.

Posted by: AD at February 28, 2015 08:47 PM (pXB1a)

211 Looks like IFC is going full Tarantino tonight.

Posted by: Garrett at February 28, 2015 08:48 PM (POPOp)

212 White and gold is the new longbows.
Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2015 08:46 PM (Lnp4L)

208 It's blue and gold.
Posted by: Cub Scouts at February 28, 2015 08:46 PM (nzqCf)
***********
Looks black to me.....

Posted by: Helen Keller at February 28, 2015 08:49 PM (fLKzW)

213 Posted by: Helen Keller

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Go sit in the corner!

Posted by: Guy in the oval office at February 28, 2015 08:51 PM (nzqCf)

214 I stopped watching Red Eye after Bill Shulz left. It wasnt the same. Gutfeld is funny, but I thought Schulz carried the show in a sneaky, underhanded way.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 28, 2015 08:51 PM (44Kmm)

215 LOOKS BLACK TO YOU!?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at February 28, 2015 08:52 PM (POPOp)

216 Kindltot: BTDT. I was at a staff meeting the last week of school, I had no intention of returning the next fall (I had 2 kids under 2 at home), but I still had to go.
"I'm not even supposed to BE here!" kept looping in my head, but I knew not a single other person in attendance had seen "Clerks."

Posted by: Steve the Pirate's Wife at February 28, 2015 08:52 PM (GAZnQ)

217 I stopped watching Red Eye after Bill Shulz left.

I'd really love to know what happened there. I assumed it was over money; but if it was just that, I figure we would have heard about it.

Posted by: AD at February 28, 2015 08:53 PM (pXB1a)

218 I also don't know what host they have who could match the crazy/intentionally stupid level of Gutfeld.

-----

Waves hand vaguely at the Horde...

Posted by: Guy in the oval office at February 28, 2015 08:53 PM (Hwwqa)

219 Now the story has changed. Venezuela has arrested a pilot and other Americans for espionage but apparently no shoot down. Probably a bunch of dumbasses looking for a cheap tropical party spot.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 28, 2015 08:55 PM (LImiJ)

220 CUTE CAT. WHAT'S IT'S NAME?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at February 28, 2015 08:55 PM (POPOp)

221 _There goes "The Five".

Posted by: Ralph at February 28, 2015 08:55 PM (TiOn5)

222 *whistles casually*

Posted by: Turd Ferguson, who just left the oval office at February 28, 2015 08:56 PM (Hwwqa)

223 Same here, AD. I assume that Gutfeld is heading for the doors for money reasons also.

When Bill left, it was handled badly. Gutfeld and his guests just praised him and said thank you with no explanation. It was weird. It wasn't enough IMHO.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 28, 2015 08:56 PM (44Kmm)

224 >>>I stopped watching Red Eye after Bill Shulz left.
It wasnt the same. Gutfeld is funny, but I thought Schulz carried the
show in a sneaky, underhanded way.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 28, 2015 08:51 PM (44Kmm)<<<

Bill was an unfunny mess. I carried that show! Best that he ends up in that cardboard box behind the FNC dumpster where he belongs.

And with that, I say good day to you, madam. I say, good day.

Posted by: "Pinch" at February 28, 2015 08:57 PM (OVx7B)

225 The leg chair carries Red Eye.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 28, 2015 08:58 PM (+pMYm)

226 >>>I also don't know what host they have who could match the crazy/intentionally stupid level of Gutfeld.<<<

**walks by whistling** Oh, hello.

Posted by: Gavin McInnes at February 28, 2015 08:58 PM (OVx7B)

227 Same here, AD. I assume that Gutfeld is heading for the doors for money reasons also.

-
I understand Rosie O is available.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 28, 2015 08:59 PM (LImiJ)

228 >>> I also don't know what host they have who could match the crazy/intentionally stupid level of Gutfeld.

Me??? How about me??? I can tell you stories that you wouldn't believe.

Posted by: Brian Williams needs a job at February 28, 2015 08:59 PM (44Kmm)

229 When Bill left, it was handled badly. Gutfeld and his guests just praised him and said thank you with no explanation. It was weird. It wasn't enough IMHO.

That and the fact he hadn't been on the show for a couple weeks prior to that are what make me wonder whether there was something more too it. They also didn't mention him much on the going-away show yesterday.

But there's just no way to know.

Posted by: AD at February 28, 2015 08:59 PM (pXB1a)

230 >>>>I understand Rosie O is available.

Ahem.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 28, 2015 09:00 PM (+pMYm)

231 I tolerated Bill Shultz. He was more annoying than anything else. Not sure what will become of Red Eye long term, but I'll still watch it.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at February 28, 2015 09:01 PM (20X6f)

232 I don't see what you're all talking about with this dress thing.

Posted by: Nick Parker at February 28, 2015 09:02 PM (Q819Q)

233 **walks by whistling** Oh, hello.

Posted by: Gavin McInnes at February 28, 2015 08:58 PM (OVx7B)

I actually agree. On the politically incorrect scale, though, he might be too much for Fox News.

The other one I was thinking of was Bonnie McFarlane. However, I can't see that working on a daily basis, week after week.

Posted by: AD at February 28, 2015 09:02 PM (pXB1a)

234 I've only watched Red Eye a few times. Never did think Shultz was funny.

Posted by: Ronster at February 28, 2015 09:02 PM (ymjdW)

235 **walks by whistling** Oh, hello.
Posted by: Gavin McInnes at February 28, 2015 08:58 PM (OVx7B)
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I would watch this SO hard. He really doesn't give a flying f*ck. Even Greg was uncomfortable at the things he's said. He'd last maybe a week, but it would be an excelsior week until he's escorted from the studio.

Read his "How To Piss In Public"?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 28, 2015 09:02 PM (KH1sk)

236 Bill was an unfunny mess. I carried that show! Best that he ends up in that cardboard box behind the FNC dumpster where he belongs.

And with that, I say good day to you, madam. I say, good day.
Posted by: "Pinch" at February 28, 2015 08:57 PM (OVx7B)

Goddamn I miss you.

They might have hated you on the show-but, sir, I always found you f'king hilarious.

Posted by: AD at February 28, 2015 09:04 PM (pXB1a)

237 >>> 234 I've only watched Red Eye a few times. Never did think Shultz was funny.
Posted by: Ronster at February 28, 2015 09:02 PM (ymjdW)

I agree. By himself, Shulz wasn't funny. Awesome as Greg's sidekick though, I thought.

Posted by: Brian Williams needs a job at February 28, 2015 09:05 PM (44Kmm)

238 Of course, Fox will never let a black guy have the show.

Whatta ya mean I can't talk over all the guests?!

Hashtag ReddddddEyeeeeeee!

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Posted by: L, Elle at February 28, 2015 09:06 PM (44Kmm)

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Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 28, 2015 09:08 PM (KH1sk)

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Eh, maybe too bitter and too soon from being dumped from his show.

Kid Rock?

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I like the Bonnie McFarlane idea.

I like Sherrod when he's on. Though he can be a liiiiiiiitle overbearing.

I'd also like to through out there Sonnie Johnson. Love her to death when she's on the show.

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