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They looked shaved, too! Posted by: Bruce J. at February 26, 2015 03:36 PM (iQIUe) 2
Endtimes.
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2015 03:36 PM (ykfyK) 3
First? Me?
Posted by: sunny-dee at February 26, 2015 03:36 PM (EBoCD) 4
Stop, Tina, you fat lard!
Posted by: Napoleon Dynamite at February 26, 2015 03:36 PM (/V5lp) 5
They're not taking them to the slaughter house, are they?? Posted by: Bruce J. at February 26, 2015 03:37 PM (iQIUe) Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 26, 2015 03:37 PM (3ZtZW) 7
Crap! None of you people used to be here!
Posted by: sunny-dee at February 26, 2015 03:37 PM (EBoCD) 8
Are they named Lorenzo? Asking for a friend...
Posted by: brevity at February 26, 2015 03:37 PM (jmN7w) 9
That autoplays with an ad for a Realtor, YMMV
Posted by: JDub at February 26, 2015 03:37 PM (X3xYu) 10
I'd pay to see Hector dragged behind *anyone's* chariot.
Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 26, 2015 03:37 PM (vHM3V) 11
Very symbolic
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 26, 2015 03:37 PM (40li+) Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 26, 2015 03:37 PM (3ZtZW) 13
What?
Posted by: Lorenzo Lamas? at February 26, 2015 03:38 PM (JO9+V) 14
Whew. I was worried about them getting hit by a car while my kids and I were watching.
BRB, writing a paper on Racism in Llama Catching Order. Posted by: Mama AJ at February 26, 2015 03:38 PM (0xTsz) 15
Maybe "My Momma Is A Llama" wasn't fictional. You have to be ready to evolve.
Posted by: Jeb Bush at February 26, 2015 03:38 PM (LISuA) 16
Somebody playing Sim City for real?
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2015 03:38 PM (wlDny) 17
Stop the Autoplay!
Posted by: Lorenzo Lamas? at February 26, 2015 03:39 PM (JO9+V) 18
I think the llama is wearing a chasity belt. Posted by: Bruce J. at February 26, 2015 03:39 PM (iQIUe) 19
Who put the ram in the rama llama ding dong?
Posted by: RolandTHTG at February 26, 2015 03:39 PM (QM5S2) 20
Llama Llama Runs Away
Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 03:40 PM (MYCIw) 21
Undocumented llamas make great workers and can really improve a community.
Posted by: Jeb Bush at February 26, 2015 03:40 PM (Tj+s6) 22
good thing about catching the lamas before they bit a kid or old people
their is no excuses about a guy lets his lama go runs around without a leash take care of youre lamas people think about it Posted by: Jose Canseco's Finger at February 26, 2015 03:40 PM (+lsX1) 23
Stories like this can be told only because the world is a period of unprecedented peace and love.
Posted by: John "llama face" Kerry at February 26, 2015 03:41 PM (cVvbj) Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 26, 2015 03:42 PM (/kI1Q) 25
Meh. Kinda boring. Still better than Snake Eater though.
Posted by: irright at February 26, 2015 03:42 PM (8GKDa) 26
LLOL.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2015 03:42 PM (TJCSB) 27
That video would be lots more fun if the PETA chicks in lettuce bikinis would only get out there and protest.
Posted by: MTF at February 26, 2015 03:42 PM (LISuA) 28
Yes, but what are the llamas' views on Gay Marriage, the Big Bang, and Net Neutrality?
Posted by: Inquiring Hats want to know... at February 26, 2015 03:42 PM (0Ew3K) 29
We are surrendering to the llamas and letting them pass whatever bills they want because we can't possibly catch them ever.
Posted by: The GOP at February 26, 2015 03:42 PM (0xTsz) 30
So, where did the little black one go to? Posted by: Bruce J. at February 26, 2015 03:42 PM (iQIUe) 31
Evidently what was supposed to stay in Vegas didn't.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2015 03:43 PM (AxABj) 32
Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Look out, there are llamas! Posted by: Monty Python at February 26, 2015 03:43 PM (ppaKI) 33
Not as amusing as a raptor chase, but still...
Posted by: PabloD at February 26, 2015 03:43 PM (bEvEg) 34
THIS the LiVs will pay attention to.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 26, 2015 03:43 PM (MMC8r) Posted by: the Dalai Lama at February 26, 2015 03:43 PM (OVx7B) 36
That video would be lots more fun if the PETA chicks in lettuce bikinis would only get out there and protest.
Posted by: MTF at February 26, 2015 03:42 PM (LISuA) /thread Posted by: Llama Llovin' at February 26, 2015 03:43 PM (0Ew3K) 37
Damn showoff!
Posted by: Al Pack Ah at February 26, 2015 03:43 PM (FGEvF) 38
They shot the black one.
Posted by: NCKate at February 26, 2015 03:44 PM (RNq50) 39
Llamapollooza?
Posted by: dantesed at February 26, 2015 03:44 PM (88xKn) Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 03:44 PM (JtwS4) 41
One of those llamas should primary McCain next year...
Posted by: Llama 2016 at February 26, 2015 03:44 PM (0Ew3K) Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2015 03:44 PM (ykfyK) Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 03:44 PM (MYCIw) 44
Actually, it's just the lassoed llama being led through the streets, like Hector being dragged behind Achilles chariot.
CHAAAAAARGE! Posted by: Achilles at February 26, 2015 03:44 PM (cL79m) 45
Bummer. Every time I refresh or post, I have to kill the autoplay.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2015 03:44 PM (AxABj) 46
The Horde attempting to do anything at all.
My friend the vet hates llamas with the passion of 10,000 burning suns. Hates hates hates hates them. *scurries off to send this to her* Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 26, 2015 03:45 PM (mf5HN) 47
There is simply no need for cowboy skills in our modern world.
Now, I shall recite an Allan Ginsberg poem. Posted by: East and West Coasts at February 26, 2015 03:45 PM (vgIRn) 48
don't llamas have twins called alpacas? Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 26, 2015 03:45 PM (hbvPW) 49
Gunga Galunga
Posted by: The Llama at February 26, 2015 03:45 PM (8GKDa) 50
Questioned for comment, Jeb Bush asked what the Democratic position was on llamas.....then agreed with it.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 26, 2015 03:45 PM (cVvbj) 51
Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 03:45 PM (kff5f) Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (kff5f) 53
This is their punishment for not having winter.
Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (L2xDv) Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (TJCSB) 55
Llamas are pretty damn useful: meat pack animals wool poop Only problem is that they really can spit. Posted by: Bruce J. at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (iQIUe) 56
"don't llamas have twins called alpacas?"
Yes, and they are mean but have very soft fur that makes a nice yarn. Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (MYCIw) 57
Hands up don't shoot!!
Posted by: Black Llama at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (sWgE+) 58
Leave me outta this, putas.
Posted by: Fernando Llamas at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (qNZ3I) 59
I remember the Summer of Sharks.... what a carefree summer. Things were good. We are starting in a far worse place now.... I believe a confluence of events are going to throw the world into World War. I wish I could say i was being sarcastic, but I'm not. Talked to my accountant last night who fears Civil War Part Deux... And he is a thoughtful guy. So I try not to consume the news.... here or anywhere else. It is just too much. Now..... Anyone have any good recipes?
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (fLKzW) 60
#blackllamalivesmatter
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (cVvbj) Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (jhqr1) 62
zombie just emailed to say there 310 posts on Craigslist for "Llama blow and go" Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (3ZtZW) 63
I'll come back when get past 200. LOL
Posted by: just here for the guns at February 26, 2015 03:47 PM (WNERA) 64
When my wife was preggers she insisted we attend llamas class. I said "Why? We can spit on each other at home."
Posted by: Pecan Scandi at February 26, 2015 03:47 PM (JVWwF) 65
What!?
Posted by: Lorenzo Lamas at February 26, 2015 03:47 PM (kff5f) 66
Relax people, this is no big deal...
Save the llama for yo mama. sumthin sumthin, tip the waitresses. Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2015 03:47 PM (XmOA9) 67
Interestingly, those llamas are under more scrutiny than their undocumented human counterparts from the same third world shithole.
Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2015 03:47 PM (dVmLD) Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 26, 2015 03:48 PM (3ZtZW) 69
so a slow speed chase of a white ranch critter...where I have I seen that before. Was that Al Cowlings ?
Posted by: Cu'Chullainn at February 26, 2015 03:48 PM (uBiZ3) Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at February 26, 2015 03:48 PM (XMDuf) 71
One "L" lama, that's a priest
Two "L" llama that's a beast I would bet my silk pajamas I'll never see a Three "L" lllama Posted by: TheThinMan at February 26, 2015 03:48 PM (+PEBZ) 72
Actually, it's just the lassoed llama being led through the streets, like Hector being dragged behind Achilles chariot.
That's because Achilles is a nativist Tea Partier who hates latinos. Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 26, 2015 03:48 PM (MMC8r) 73
We get to see Hector and Achilles here every day. Achilles (albeit a better version of Achilles) is played by the Horde, and Hector (albeit a much, much, infinitely worse version of Hector) is played by....Hector.
Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 26, 2015 03:48 PM (k8xvx) 74
Actually, this happens occasionally in TX- though usually with cows, not llamas.
I think FWPD has cowboys on call just for when it happens. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 03:48 PM (kff5f) 75
I can't bleat!!!
Posted by: Black llama at February 26, 2015 03:49 PM (cVvbj) 76
Where was Carl.
Posted by: deepred at February 26, 2015 03:49 PM (xv5cf) 77
Hands up don't shoot!!
Posted by: Black Llama at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (sWgE+) #BlackLlamaLivesMatter Posted by: #TheHashtagHat at February 26, 2015 03:49 PM (0Ew3K) Posted by: Alicia Puckerbush at February 26, 2015 03:49 PM (XJRDA) 79
The New Hotness: Llama Apocalypse
Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at February 26, 2015 03:48 PM (XMDuf) Wouldn't that be a "Llamapocalypse?" Posted by: Country Singer at February 26, 2015 03:49 PM (nL0sw) 80
Look!
Posted by: The MFM at February 26, 2015 03:49 PM (1CroS) 81
They couldn't get a rope near the black one without a trigger warning first.
Posted by: NCKate at February 26, 2015 03:50 PM (RNq50) 82
Not gonna lie, I read this:
Video of the great llama chase here. Actually, it's just the lassoed llama being led through the streets, like Hector being dragged behind Achilles' chariot. And immediately thought: Someone videoed Hector being dragged behind a chariot?! Fucking right! Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 03:50 PM (fwARV) Posted by: A llama at February 26, 2015 03:50 PM (vPh3W) 84
I see Rowsdower beat me to it.
Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 26, 2015 03:50 PM (k8xvx) Posted by: Barry O'Blama at February 26, 2015 03:50 PM (q5zR3) 86
My friend the vet hates llamas with the passion of 10,000 burning suns. Hates hates hates hates them.
Why's that? They're pretty chill, and they only have teeth on the top jaw. Most people get those sawn off. They're pretty clean too. They designate a latrine area of their field, so they don't poop everywhere. Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2015 03:50 PM (jhqr1) 87
The Black Llama turned and put a beat down on the Neighborhood Watch guy. Thought he was going to molest his Little Brother Llama.
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at February 26, 2015 03:50 PM (fLKzW) 88
Stuff like this always makes me worry because before 9/11 was the Great and Final Silliness called "The Summer of Sharks." Tanned, rested, and ready! Posted by: Gary Condit at February 26, 2015 03:50 PM (XMDuf) Posted by: SyFy at February 26, 2015 03:50 PM (0xTsz) 90
Can I fuck them if they are under 12?
Posted by: Some Dude at February 26, 2015 03:51 PM (cR9GI) 91
Stop the Autoplay!
google 'click to play', it's a setting in your browser preference, depending on browser. Posted by: Alicia Puckerbush at February 26, 2015 03:51 PM (XJRDA) Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2015 03:51 PM (XmOA9) 93
In many ways, this is the story of Obama
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2015 03:51 PM (1Jaio) 94
Who called Llyft?
Posted by: irright at February 26, 2015 03:51 PM (8GKDa) 95
No vicunas? No guanacos? Racism!
Posted by: The FCC at February 26, 2015 03:51 PM (MbqmP) 96
Ah, much better - no fucking autoplay.
Posted by: steveegg at February 26, 2015 03:51 PM (cL79m) 97
Man I want a Llamaborghini
Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 03:51 PM (sWgE+) 98
Is this like Running With The Bulls for pajama boys?
Posted by: shredded chi at February 26, 2015 03:51 PM (h/tJC) Posted by: Bruce J. at February 26, 2015 03:52 PM (iQIUe) 100
And immediately thought: Someone videoed Hector being dragged behind a chariot?! Fucking right!
Heh. That's where my mind went, too: "I wish someone would drag *our* Hector behind a chariot." And it sucks that the troll took that name, because Hector from the Iliad was a f*ckin' bad-A. It took a dude who cheated and was nigh-invulnerable to finally kill him. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 03:52 PM (kff5f) 101
shoot the white ones, and put the black ones in my basement.
Posted by: Some Dude at February 26, 2015 03:52 PM (cR9GI) 102
Give me 30 seconds and my rifle and the great Llama chase (does anyone actually give a shit?) would be the great llama meat fest. I killed a running Brama bull with a 30-30 once. I expect llamas would be easier. Posted by: maddogg at February 26, 2015 03:52 PM (xWW96) 103
A BLACK and WHITE Lama together? Does Storm Front know about this?
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 26, 2015 03:52 PM (0FSuD) 104
Isn't that a lynch mob chasing the black one?
Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 03:52 PM (sWgE+) 105
In many ways, this is the story of Obllama.
Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2015 03:52 PM (dVmLD) 106
Sitting at Denver Intl Airport. For the moment it's three of us. One guy leaves around five, the other around 7, then it's just me until 1 AM. Having a beer and nachos, hoping time passes quickly. I can't even check in until 5, so I'm dragging both my bags around. Nice enough airport, a couple bars, lots of ski bunnies wandering about, so I'll live.
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 26, 2015 03:53 PM (TcHo8) 107
This is oppression of even-toed ungulates! Hoofs up, don't spit!
Posted by: AL SHARTPOON at February 26, 2015 03:53 PM (MbqmP) 108
They were trying to hack a portal but the resistance was too strong.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 26, 2015 03:53 PM (zauWW) 109
Actually, it's just the lassoed llama being led through the
streets, like Hector being dragged behind Fixed for accuracy. Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 03:53 PM (NQOfq) Posted by: The Masculinist Hat at February 26, 2015 03:53 PM (0Ew3K) Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2015 03:53 PM (jhqr1) 112
AllenG: "I think FWPD has cowboys on call just for when it happens."
Back in the Triplets Era, The FWPD had the Cowboys on call... but for different reasons. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 26, 2015 03:54 PM (1CroS) 113
Look what we've done: even the llamas are embarrassed to be seen with us.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2015 03:54 PM (oKE6c) 114
Almost a stooped as some idiot named Jeddery from Florida I know. Duhhhhh!!
Posted by: Barry O'Blama at February 26, 2015 03:54 PM (q5zR3) Posted by: mallfly at February 26, 2015 03:54 PM (bJm7W) 116
So, to clarify, is this more drama llama or llama drama?
Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 03:54 PM (MYCIw) 117
This ain't The Summer Of Love.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2015 03:54 PM (litUU) 118
It's Bush's fault.
Posted by: jewells45tryingtokeepfromgoingcrazy at February 26, 2015 03:54 PM (l/N7H) 119
...'L' is for Llama
>>wait, what's so funny about Llama? >>It starts with two 'l's. >>Well, what's the second one for? >>I dunno. >>Oh! I know! Loser. Posted by: Bare Naked Ladies at February 26, 2015 03:54 PM (kff5f) Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 26, 2015 03:55 PM (sH832) 121
And a llamapalooza to you, too.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2015 03:55 PM (LImiJ) 122
AllenG: "I think FWPD has cowboys on call just for when it happens."
The Sheriff's Posse isn't just for parades. Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 03:55 PM (NQOfq) 123
Back in the Triplets Era, The FWPD had the Cowboys on call... but for different reasons.
Mostly that was DPD, but true. "Jimmy, Jerry, You need to come pick up Michael and Nate again." Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 03:55 PM (kff5f) 124
This post just reminded me of, and made me miss The Llama Butchers...
Posted by: shredded chi at February 26, 2015 03:55 PM (h/tJC) 125
"Sitting at Denver Intl Airport. For the moment it's three of us. One guy leaves around five, the other around 7, then it's just me until 1 AM. "
That gives you lots of time to wander around and gaze upon the truly WTF wonder that is the Denver Airport. Find the murals. Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 03:56 PM (MYCIw) 126
They'll be sold as brides to countries that shall not be named.
Posted by: Naes at February 26, 2015 03:56 PM (YhayY) Posted by: The Dolly Llama at February 26, 2015 03:56 PM (kff5f) Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet requests that whoever ticked off Elsa go and apologize right now! at February 26, 2015 03:57 PM (hLRSq) 129
#hoovesupdontshoot
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2015 03:57 PM (litUU) 130
Llasso that llittle llama!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 03:57 PM (2Ojst) 131
IFF THERE WAS NO BIG BANG THEORY, THEN WHERE DID ALL THE FUCKING LLAMAS COME FROM, SMART GUYS?
Smart military blog my ass. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2015 03:57 PM (659DL) Posted by: The Dolly Llama at February 26, 2015 03:57 PM (kff5f) Posted by: mallfly at February 26, 2015 03:58 PM (bJm7W) 134
They'll be sold as brides to countries that shall not be named
Posted by: Naes at February 26, 2015 03:56 PM (YhayY) Most of those countries end in -stan? Posted by: steveegg at February 26, 2015 03:58 PM (cL79m) 135
Llooks llike the llama-keeper got llackadaisical.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 03:58 PM (2Ojst) 136
"Sitting at Denver Intl Airport. For the moment it's three of us. One guy leaves around five, the other around 7, then it's just me until 1 AM. "
Too bad it isn't McCarran in Vegas. At least there you'd have some slot machines. Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 03:58 PM (NQOfq) 137
A redux of 'Hello Dalai'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2015 03:58 PM (vPh3W) Posted by: The Dolly Llama at February 26, 2015 03:58 PM (kff5f) 139
Has anyone linked the llama song yet?
If not, here you go. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama Llama llama duck Posted by: Buzzion at February 26, 2015 03:59 PM (z/Ubi) 140
Yes, I did like Animaniacs when it was on.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 03:59 PM (kff5f) 141
They'll be sold as brides to countries that shall not be named
------ Won't the goats get all huffy? Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2015 03:59 PM (AxABj) 142
Most of those countries end in -stan?
Posted by: steveegg at February 26, 2015 03:58 PM (cL79m) I'm sorry but your NOT ending in me! Posted by: -stan at February 26, 2015 03:59 PM (sWgE+) Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2015 04:00 PM (litUU) 144
That gives you lots of time to wander around and gaze upon the truly WTF wonder that is the Denver Airport. Find the murals.
^this^ If you haven't seen it before check out all the masonic imagery- Google it and there's a good site that tells you where to go to see it. Posted by: JDub at February 26, 2015 04:00 PM (X3xYu) Posted by: Naes at February 26, 2015 04:00 PM (YhayY) 146
Wouldn't that be a "Llamapocalypse?"
Posted by: Country Singer at February 26, 2015 03:49 PM (nL0sw) You, you're thinking of the alpacalypse. Posted by: Hal at February 26, 2015 04:00 PM (hmPdt) 147
Alpaca..., now that [/] will test your metal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2015 04:01 PM (vPh3W) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2015 04:01 PM (vPh3W) 149
Nice save, Hammer.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 04:01 PM (JtwS4) 150
Damn. Two barrel dances today.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2015 04:01 PM (vPh3W) 151
Nasty bastards ,full of crap and always spitting at you, the owners that is. The animals suck too
Posted by: NativeNH at February 26, 2015 04:01 PM (+k6Wu) 152
So I'm just going to assume the Horde will begin using the phrase lassoing the llama. IYKWIMAITTYD.
In other news, not only did I drag my ass into work through the snowpacalypse this morning, I also shoveled the front steps and sidewalk (which is, no lie, like 100 feet) and then went out to discover that ahahaha no there's no rock salt to be had anywhere. So now our front steps and sidewalks at least smell nice because kitty litter ftw! Of course I am going to eat my weight in chocolate for a reward, what are all y'all, new? Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 26, 2015 04:01 PM (mf5HN) 153
Sitting at Denver Intl Airport. For the moment it's three of us. One guy leaves around five, the other around 7, then it's just me until 1 AM. Having a beer and nachos, hoping time passes quickly. I can't even check in until 5, so I'm dragging both my bags around. Nice enough airport, a couple bars, lots of ski bunnies wandering about, so I'll live.Posted by: Lincolntf at February 26, 2015 03:53 PM (TcHoDamn, I was up that way this morning. I would have taken the day off and taken you out to lunch.
Posted by: San Francisco Alex at February 26, 2015 04:01 PM (OiH3z) 154
FCC just approves net neutrality -- per NewsMax
Posted by: Soona at February 26, 2015 04:01 PM (JAWal) 155
Llamallamallamallamallama chameleon.
Posted by: Boy George at February 26, 2015 04:02 PM (LImiJ) Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 26, 2015 04:02 PM (P330y) 157
I'll check out the murals, then probably spend six hours straight hours watching some mindless Netflix shows. I wish I had a binge-worthy show going now, but I've watched all of the ones that seemed likely. BB, Weeds, SoA, Dexter, etc...
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 26, 2015 04:02 PM (TcHo8) 158
I can't even check in until 5, so I'm dragging both
my bags around. Nice enough airport, a couple bars, lots of ski bunnies wandering about, so I'll live. Posted by: Lincolntf at February 26, 2015 03:53 PM (TcHo Just wait till you get home to the 11 inches of snow that actucally turned into 6 inches of snow, which is probably all melted by now. They have a neat rock shop there and the bar downstairs has a big selection of draft beer. There are two United Clubs if you have a card. United owns DEN. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 26, 2015 04:02 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (VNgld) 160
Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 26, 2015 04:01 PM (mf5HN)
So did you miss the Profanity Laced Rant earlier? Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (kff5f) 161
I see that the white llama is in front of the black llama. Because of Structural Racism and White Privilege, no doubt.
Posted by: Stu-22 at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (vd4oB) 162
"Watch me pull a llama out of my ass."
"For the last time Barak, the llama pulls out of YOUR ass". Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (NQOfq) 163
Llama llama llama llama llama chameleon...
Posted by: B. George at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (pMGkg) 164
Yes, I did like Animaniacs when it was on.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 03:59 PM (kff5f) Netflix is bringing back Inspector Gadget. Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (mf5HN) 165
You guys do know that Llamas are from Peruvia, right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (YrXgo) Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (kff5f) Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (sWgE+) 168
So I'm just going to assume the Horde will begin using the phrase lassoing the llama. IYKWIMAITTYD. Llassoing the llama. Because nobody noticed when I did that upthread and me me me me. Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (JtwS4) 169
I dunno, Iiamas running afoul and all, I have to say I'm buying stock in TX Whiskey and doing my own product. Much afoul.
Posted by: 4ican at February 26, 2015 04:04 PM (Blp1s) 170
So did you miss the Profanity Laced Rant earlier?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (kff5f) No. Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 26, 2015 04:04 PM (mf5HN) 171
Netflix is bringing back Inspector Gadget.
I totally did not just geek out over that. It would be undignified. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:04 PM (kff5f) Posted by: Monty Python at February 26, 2015 04:04 PM (0Ew3K) 173
damn it
Posted by: B. George at February 26, 2015 04:04 PM (8GKDa) 174
Fcuk, the company I ordered the M855 ammo from has decided to keep the stuff and not sell it cheap. Price has gone up $200 a 1,000 since yesterday.
Assholes. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 26, 2015 04:05 PM (0FSuD) 175
Is the chase set to Yakkity Sax? Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 26, 2015 04:05 PM (hbvPW) 176
Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 26, 2015 04:04 PM (mf5HN)
Okay. I figured if you were out shoveling snow (and kitty litter) you might have. I wouldn't want you to miss out. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:05 PM (kff5f) 177
You know what else everyone forgot about?
The spy plane collision with a Chinese fighter. Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (VNgld) Don't forget that "Bush wants to put arsenic in your drinking water!" Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet requests that whoever ticked off Elsa go and apologize right now! at February 26, 2015 04:05 PM (hLRSq) 178
Do androids dream of electric llamas?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2015 04:05 PM (LImiJ) Posted by: Shauna Sand (Playboy Model) at February 26, 2015 04:05 PM (P330y) 180
Soon, wrg500, soon.
Because nobody noticed when I did that upthread and me me me me. Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (JtwS4) Sheesh, some people are like me level attention whores. Fine. Here. As recompense. http://bit.ly/1DvsDIB Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 26, 2015 04:06 PM (mf5HN) 181
Stuff like this always makes me worry because before 9/11 was the Great and Final Silliness called "The Summer of Sharks."
Then this must be the Winter of Shark Jumping. Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2015 04:06 PM (zoehZ) 182
We need moah movie thread that we don't read
Posted by: 4ican at February 26, 2015 04:06 PM (Blp1s) 183
A riot of llamas?
Are we sure that's the right term? I think it should be "A mostly peaceful protest" of llamas. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:07 PM (kff5f) 184
Alexthechick. If you have never seen the llama song I linked earlier you must. I'm assuming you have its ancient in Internet terms. But if not I think it's right up your alley for silliness.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 26, 2015 04:07 PM (z/Ubi) 185
Were the llamas muling drugs?
Posted by: Stu-22 at February 26, 2015 04:07 PM (vd4oB) 186
>>>>Fcuk, the company I ordered the M855 ammo from has decided to keep the stuff and not sell it cheap. Price has gone up $200 a 1,000 since yesterday.
Assholes. . . . .Ammoman.com has some South Korean green tip for $650 a 1,000. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 26, 2015 04:08 PM (4oSLk) 187
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, llama stampedes.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2015 04:08 PM (LImiJ) Posted by: Nip Sip at February 26, 2015 04:08 PM (0FSuD) 189
#llamaflicks
Throw Llama from the Train, for example, which, I, for one, think is an improvement over the original. Posted by: Mama AJ at February 26, 2015 04:09 PM (0xTsz) 190
O/T, but apparently Choom Boy has decided that if Congress orders him to obey the law (yeah, Republicans, right) he will simply veto any bill they put that in.
http://bit.ly/1AcwOUS Too Big To Impeach! Thank you, Corpulent Captain! Posted by: MrScribbler at February 26, 2015 04:09 PM (P8YHq) 191
No SWAT team?
Must not be a dog Posted by: Navycopjoe (thugging through the doghouse) at February 26, 2015 04:09 PM (lDoHc) Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 04:10 PM (JtwS4) 193
Can't believe you Morons aren't giving props to: "I can't bleat!"
That one made me LOL more than "Hooves up, don't shoot!" Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 26, 2015 04:10 PM (t2lvB) 194
Stuff like this always makes me worry because before 9/11 was the Great and Final Silliness called "The Summer of Sharks."
Are we sure that those aren't pairs of ISIS killers sneaking across the border in front-back llama costumes? And would Jeh Johnson know the difference? Posted by: Stu-22 at February 26, 2015 04:10 PM (vd4oB) 195
O/T, but apparently Choom Boy has decided that if Congress orders him to obey the law (yeah, Republicans, right) he will simply veto any bill they put that in.
Bill to raise the monthly EBT allotment. FUBO. Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 04:11 PM (NQOfq) 196
Were those two llamas married?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2015 04:11 PM (W5DcG) Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 04:11 PM (sWgE+) 198
159 You know what else everyone forgot about?
The spy plane collision with a Chinese fighter. Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (VNgld) I remember Bill Maher completely dismissing the concerns about the air crew being hostage by the Chinese government. That was the point at which I began to actively dislike him. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 26, 2015 04:11 PM (PZ51s) 199
Elect me and there will be a car in every garage and a llama in every barbeque pit!
Posted by: Pander Bear Party Candidate at February 26, 2015 04:12 PM (VAsIq) 200
O/T, but apparently Choom Boy has decided that if Congress orders him to obey the law (yeah, Republicans, right) he will simply veto any bill they put that in.
O.o o.O -.- Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:12 PM (kff5f) 201
Morons. I have a second pistol permit I have to exercise here in NJ before March 19th or it expires. I have a Glock Model 19, any suggestions for another pistol. I want to get it before Fredo bans all weapons purchases by executive order.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2015 04:12 PM (nzKvP) 202
Pushmi-pullyu's are easier to wrangle.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2015 04:12 PM (fIv/H) Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2015 04:12 PM (Q/1Jp) 204
Too Big To Impeach! Thank you, Corpulent Captain!
- Didja see that Boehner bawled out the members of the House for violating the dress code? Casual shoes, jeans and what not. Because that's what the American people care about. Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2015 04:13 PM (LImiJ) 205
Were those two llamas married?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2015 04:11 PM (W5DcG) They look happy so I doubt it Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2015 04:13 PM (nzKvP) 206
195. Bet he can't veto articles of impeachment
Posted by: Navycopjoe (thugging through the doghouse) at February 26, 2015 04:13 PM (lDoHc) Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2015 04:14 PM (fWAjv) 208
Loretta Lynch is looking into the fact that the black llama was captured before the white one.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2015 04:14 PM (W5DcG) Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 26, 2015 04:14 PM (glJL/) 210
Yay! Guns talk!
Posted by: He said sarcastically at February 26, 2015 04:14 PM (vgIRn) Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 04:14 PM (sWgE+) 212
Because that's what the American people care about.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2015 04:13 PM Maybe we should think about holding necktie parties for all those slobs. Posted by: MrScribbler at February 26, 2015 04:14 PM (P8YHq) 213
I LOVE llamas with hats.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 26, 2015 04:15 PM (VAsIq) Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at February 26, 2015 04:15 PM (VNgld) 215
"Price has gone up $200 a 1,000 since yesterday."
I'm tracking it in real time. With Drudge carrying it, there is a run going like no tomorrow. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 04:15 PM (YrXgo) 216
http://youtu.be/NcKRco2Zu0Y
Posted by: AL SHARTPOON at February 26, 2015 04:16 PM (MbqmP) 217
Bet he can't veto articles of impeachment
Posted by: Navycopjoe (thugging through the doghouse) at February 26, 2015 04:13 PM Now THAT's bringin' teh funneh, NCJ! Posted by: MrScribbler at February 26, 2015 04:16 PM (P8YHq) 218
Is'llama is a religion of peace.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2015 04:16 PM (fIv/H) 219
I miss my old Llama. Was a III-A, in .380 ACP. Nice little mini-1911.
Damn canoe. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 26, 2015 04:17 PM (RzZOc) 220
.Ammoman.com has some South Korean green tip for $650 a 1,000.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 26, 2015 04:08 PM (4oSLk) Just ordered two cases, thanks. Ammo Supply are the assholes that didn't ship PMC is good stuff. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 26, 2015 04:17 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 04:17 PM (YrXgo) 222
213 I LOVE llamas with hats.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 26, 2015 04:15 PM (VAsIq) They need more. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2015 04:17 PM (fWAjv) 223
The Llamantation of Jeremiah!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 26, 2015 04:17 PM (VAsIq) 224
Llammapaloosa
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2015 04:17 PM (2Aj5D) 225
Gimme back my bullets.
Posted by: Barack the Confiscator at February 26, 2015 04:17 PM (Dwehj) 226
The spy plane collision with a Chinese fighter.
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (VNgld) ---- Oh, I remember it. True: One of my coworkers, a crazy ginger, flashed her rack at Wrong Way. Not in this instance, but I have to think it sent him over the edge. They steal souls! Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 04:17 PM (KH1sk) 227
Obama Sending Anti Israel Power, Rice to AIPAC
Presidential decision is being described by some as a slap in the face to Netanyahu, who will also address the conference. Well that's a fine fuck you Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2015 04:18 PM (nzKvP) 228
Llama llama ding dong.
Posted by: Otis Day and the Nights at February 26, 2015 04:18 PM (JtwS4) 229
You all are just being Is'llama phobs
Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 04:18 PM (sWgE+) 230
Barack O'Llama would be a better President.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 26, 2015 04:18 PM (glJL/) Posted by: DaveA at February 26, 2015 04:18 PM (DL2i+) Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 26, 2015 04:18 PM (VAsIq) 233
I'm tracking it in real time.
With Drudge carrying it, there is a run going like no tomorrow. All that ammo will be stored and marked "For When The SHTFS Only" No one is going to want to plink with $1 a round ammo. Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 04:18 PM (NQOfq) 234
Was it doing the llambada? And, if not, why not?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2015 04:19 PM (BhhdU) Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 26, 2015 04:19 PM (VAsIq) 236
I just had an epiphany.
I'm a wizard. I have a bunch of algorithms and patterns which I've memorized that I can combine in different ways to achieve non-physical results which may or may not affect the physical world. Weird. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:19 PM (kff5f) 237
Presidential decision is being described by some as a slap in the face to Netanyahu, who will also address the conference.
Well that's a fine fuck you Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2015 04:18 PM Being described "by some?" What has Choom Boy done that wasn't a slap in the face to Israel and Netanyahu? Posted by: MrScribbler at February 26, 2015 04:20 PM (P8YHq) Posted by: Nip Sip at February 26, 2015 04:20 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 04:20 PM (YrXgo) 240
I'm glad the corgis didn't hear about it, or it would have been an animal West Side Story out there.
Posted by: PJ at February 26, 2015 04:20 PM (cHuNI) 241
All hail AllenG, the new Merlin.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 26, 2015 04:20 PM (VAsIq) 242
So if the white llama and black llama breed will they reproduce a little Obama brother?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2015 04:21 PM (2Aj5D) 243
235
Obama Sending Anti Israel Power, Rice to AIPAC --- I'd like to throw Rice at a wedding. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 26, 2015 04:19 PM (VAsIq) Boy talk about a fcuk you. I hope the Tribe boos here. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 26, 2015 04:21 PM (0FSuD) 244
I gonna llama ass off.
Posted by: Dang at February 26, 2015 04:21 PM (MNq6o) 245
236 I just had an epiphany. I'm a wizard. I have a bunch of algorithms and patterns which I've memorized that I can combine in different ways to achieve non-physical results which may or may not affect the physical world. Weird. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:19 PM (kff5f) So if I'm reading this right, after the GOPe senators sold the country out again yesterday you went out and go some LSD. Posted by: Buzzion at February 26, 2015 04:21 PM (z/Ubi) 246
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don't llamas have twins called alpacas? * * Yes, and also cousins called vicunas (imagine the tilde over the n). Finer wool, but harder to domesticate. It so happens I'm wearing an alpaca sweater right now. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2015 04:22 PM (HmSNJ) 247
Yes, and they are mean but have very soft fur that makes a nice yarn.
Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (MYCIw) Did I ever tell you about the time...? Posted by: Al Paca at February 26, 2015 04:22 PM (BhhdU) 248
I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts.
- Colonel Bat Guano Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2015 04:23 PM (LImiJ) 249
So if I'm reading this right, after the GOPe senators sold the country out again yesterday you went out and go some LSD.
No... But I'd probably be happier if I had. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:23 PM (kff5f) 250
I just had an epiphany. I'm a wizard. I have a bunch of algorithms and patterns which I've memorized that I can combine in different ways to achieve non-physical results which may or may not affect the physical world. Weird. Get a grip Allen. It's the llamas. It's the llamas!!! Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2015 04:23 PM (ykfyK) 251
Now THIS is why I come here.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 26, 2015 04:23 PM (S0A/C) Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 04:23 PM (sWgE+) 253
NOOD
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 04:24 PM (YrXgo) Posted by: Otis Day and the Nights at February 26, 2015 04:24 PM (JtwS4) 255
I just had an epiphany.
I'm a wizard. I have a bunch of algorithms and patterns which I've memorized that I can combine in different ways to achieve non-physical results which may or may not affect the physical world. Weird. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:19 PM (kff5f) Word. Posted by: The Technomages at February 26, 2015 04:24 PM (0Ew3K) 256
Yes, and they are mean but have very soft fur
Just the females.>>> Just the females are mean or just he female have very soft fur? Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2015 04:25 PM (81UWZ) Posted by: Mama AJ at February 26, 2015 04:25 PM (0xTsz) 258
Llamas just need jobs.
Posted by: Harf! Harf!! at February 26, 2015 04:25 PM (C+vOU) 259
Yes, and they are mean but have very soft fur that makes a nice yarn.
Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (MYCIw) Actually, alpacas are very sweet. You're totally right about the soft yarn though. It's one of my favorites to spin. Llamas have less soft coats, but they have been bred for much nicer coats in the last decade or so. I'm plying a llama/silk blend (almost) as we "speak" (had to move my wheel out of the way so I could type). Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 26, 2015 04:27 PM (GDulk) 260
Speaking of the Big Bang, on the episode where they are going to the Arctic, Penny is wearing this halter top number and bazinga!
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2015 04:27 PM (LImiJ) 261
AGW!!!
If we don't reduce our carbon foot print, this kind of animal cray cray is only going to get worse. Posted by: TFG at February 26, 2015 04:29 PM (cHuNI) 262
Huh. A Llamapalooza. Who woulda thunk it?
Posted by: guywholikestosayllamapalooza at February 26, 2015 04:30 PM (TPimP) 263
Jobs for llamas.
Posted by: SarahW at February 26, 2015 04:31 PM (Lbv/k) 264
Upon which llama was OJ riding? And yes, I well remember the silliness of the "Summer of Sharks". Our Scout troop was sailing among the Florida Keys a little more than one month before 9/11 and "Shark! Shark! Shark!" was all we practically heard... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2015 04:44 PM (bWFHa) 265
"Actually, it's just the lassoed llama being led through the streets, like Hector being dragged behind Achilles' chariot."
Chicks. Posted by: Axe at February 26, 2015 04:48 PM (pTLqH) 266
"I Remember Llama" . . .
The little-known and rarely-played first version of Culture Club's biggest hit: "Llama Chameleon" . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2015 04:49 PM (HmSNJ) 267
Cry 'havoc!', and let slip the llamas of war! Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 26, 2015 04:53 PM (1hM1d) 268
Llama mia!
Posted by: Fredo Corleone at February 26, 2015 05:09 PM (A/hn9) 269
Stuff like this always makes me worry because before 9/11 was the Great and Final Silliness called "The Summer of Sharks."
____________________ If only it had been final. Remember how the media claimed to have been chastened by the events of 9/11, and said they were going to be more responsible and stop filling up the airwaves with mindless crap? Lasted about a day and a half. Then back to the same mindless crap, but for added irony, they added in a lot of idiotic leftist drivel about how Muslims are the real victims in the U.S. These dumbasses deserve all the pain that is coming their way -- and then some. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 26, 2015 05:35 PM (Fnyc2) 270
WHO WAS LLAMA?
Posted by: ALPACA at February 26, 2015 05:39 PM (h6Mpm) 271
Saddle up boys, we're going on a Llama hunt.
Words that I've never heard from a rancher come to mind but whatever. Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at February 26, 2015 07:39 PM (74McK) 272
Llama, the third white meat.
Posted by: ubik at February 26, 2015 08:51 PM (lCc6O) 273
Is that... is that a yak? Some sort of yak?
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