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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2015 07:54 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2015 07:55 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2015 07:55 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2015 07:56 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 26, 2015 07:57 AM (uq99t)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2015 07:57 AM (VcOqI)
CNN warning: http://tinyurl.com/nzkgtok
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 07:57 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 07:58 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2015 07:59 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 26, 2015 08:00 AM (3ZtZW)
Were you the one who got Pelosi her's? Or were those there to begin with?
Posted by: Flyguy at February 26, 2015 08:01 AM (uq99t)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2015 08:01 AM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Have a Tampa at February 26, 2015 08:02 AM (/WmRg)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 08:04 AM (lHHyw)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2015 08:04 AM (DmNpO)
Look at all the faces...
IRS Lerner and Cosin
HS Jeh Johnson
Justice dept Holder
Those 2 bimbettes
EPA nmb nuts
Posted by: Have a Tampa at February 26, 2015 08:06 AM (/WmRg)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 26, 2015 08:07 AM (t2lvB)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2015 08:07 AM (VcOqI)
Nothing will be done about it. That's the part that really makes me ill. If it's anybody but Christians, we're right there playing world police. If it's Christians? No help.
Posted by: Cato at February 26, 2015 08:07 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 08:08 AM (fwARV)
not the good kind of fix... the government kind.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at February 26, 2015 08:08 AM (BZAd3)
Look at all the faces...
IRS Lerner and Cosin
HS Jeh Johnson
Justice dept Holder
VJ
Those 2 bimbettes
EPA numb nuts
Posted by: Have a Tampa at February 26, 2015 08:08 AM (/WmRg)
Posted by: Lea at February 26, 2015 08:08 AM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2015 08:09 AM (VcOqI)
ill. If it's anybody but Christians, we're right there playing world
police. If it's Christians? No help.
What's worse is that Obama is refusing to help states that actually want to do anything about it. Makes me so angry.
Saw part of "Gladiator" this weekend and thought WTF? ISIS is right back there killing people - and yes, Christians - for sport and entertainment.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 08:10 AM (lHHyw)
"ISIS takes more Christian hostages. Seals it's doomed fate" by the "Anchoress" Blogger-Elizabeth Scalia:
http://tinyurl.com/kpuym7d
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2015 08:11 AM (DXzRD)
Good to know. I had assumed Boehner's were just pickled.
Posted by: Flyguy at February 26, 2015 08:11 AM (uq99t)
Ugh, makes me feel ill.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 08:04 AM (lHHyw)
****
Me too. What can be done? There is no christian state in the me right? I understand Lebanon may have a largeish Christian population.
Posted by: Lea at February 26, 2015 08:12 AM (vmMMi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2015 08:15 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2015 08:15 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Lea at February 26, 2015 08:12 AM (vmMMi)
Scary answer? Not much.
For as much as Obama deserves the condemnation he's receiving for not doing much about ISIS, the American people simply don't have the stomach for the kind of war necessary to break Islam as a militant force.
If that's true (and it certainly is) than we shouldn't go. There is no splitting the baby with war.
Either send us back, without the asinine ROE that have gotten our people killed for years and allow us to identify, locate, close with and destroy the enemy or don't send us at all.
If you won't let us fight, don't send us to die.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 08:16 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2015 08:17 AM (VcOqI)
http://althouse.blogspot.com/2015/02/accusing-scott-walker-of-winking.html
Posted by: Eisenhorn at February 26, 2015 08:17 AM (1li1B)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 26, 2015 08:17 AM (1BQGO)
I don't know. There's an actual genocide happening and no one even bothers to notice. No, they have to make Boko Haram about #WarOnWomen when it is a Christian slaughter. So many countries this is happening and all the MSM can muster is gotcha questions about evolution. Truly frightening.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 08:18 AM (lHHyw)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 26, 2015 08:18 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: @JohnTant at February 26, 2015 08:18 AM (eytER)
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Or was the headline the whole pithy point? 'Cause it is true.
Posted by: Citizen X at February 26, 2015 08:19 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2015 08:19 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: John Boehner at February 26, 2015 08:20 AM (FHh8u)
Posted by: RedRiverTed at February 26, 2015 08:21 AM (1JlG0)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2015 08:21 AM (VcOqI)
I thought Kos would be having a heart attack by now over this Comcast surrender, but he and the left seem strangely silent. Do they seriously believe only the rightie blogs will be controlled?
Posted by: MTF, High Horsin' at February 26, 2015 08:21 AM (OxYQ1)
Posted by: NCKate at February 26, 2015 08:22 AM (RNq50)
Posted by: dIb at February 26, 2015 08:23 AM (Iim/I)
I'd pay to see that.
Oh, c'mon...we're all thinking it!
Posted by: Citizen X at February 26, 2015 08:23 AM (7ObY1)
"This is not a matter of conjecture. The correct answer is yes: Obama is
Christian, and he frequently speaks about it in public...."
So why are they asking the question? Milbank and others (saw Wolf Blitzer and Dana Bash say something similar) are openly admitting they this is a gotcha question, a litmus test, they knowingly hoisted on Walker.
If there's a preset answer, why is it a worthy question, a$$holes?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 08:23 AM (lHHyw)
(Fill in the name) is a douchebag.
Posted by: Citizen X at February 26, 2015 08:24 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 08:27 AM (JtwS4)
Christian, and he frequently speaks about it in public...."
First one ini his family. An amazing story when you think about it.
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2015 08:28 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2015 08:29 AM (KETbL)
He not only said that it wasn't his question to answer, but the press guys were wrong for asking it.
They always leave that part out though.
Posted by: France at February 26, 2015 08:30 AM (Rx8ML)
changed from 8-10, 10-14 to 6-8. When I woke up this morning, there was 1
inch. Meteorology must be difficult.
--
Same here in upstate SC. It went from 3-5 to 5-8 to 1-3 to 3-5 to, lastly 5-8. I woke up this morning and we have about an inch with ice on top. Snowmaggedon fail.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 26, 2015 08:31 AM (Asayx)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2015 08:32 AM (litUU)
Christian, and he frequently speaks about it in public...."
I'm confused. I though that was a bad thing. Big no-no, especially given the ironclad separation of church and state amendment.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 26, 2015 08:33 AM (1BQGO)
* * *
OK, this is something good at least:
Posters and signs appeared early Wednesday morning around the nation's
capital and the upscale Georgetown neighborhood where embattled Federal
Communications Commission chairman Tom Wheeler lives. The posters read "Boot Licker" with Wheeler's face printed over a repeating series of "Obama's Bitch" in the background in an apparent indication that the
commissioner is kowtowing to President Obama.
Looks like SABO's work - or maybe he's inspired someone in the DC area?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 08:34 AM (lHHyw)
"What has he said publicly about his faith?"
"Why are asking me if he's already on record?"
"Now please - fuck off"
"Next question?"
My basic irascibility prevents me from ever running for office.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at February 26, 2015 08:34 AM (1li1B)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 26, 2015 08:35 AM (Asayx)
I suppose his Baptismal Certificate is hidden with his college transcripts.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2015 08:35 AM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2015 08:36 AM (CF4F1)
Well, first, you would have to find her. Second, doing such might interfere with the (hoped for) coronation.
Besides, the answer will be..........
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2015 08:36 AM (OQT6D)
Yeh, good times.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 08:36 AM (YrXgo)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2015 08:36 AM (KETbL)
To point at and mock.
Remember PajamaBoy?
Yeh, like that.
Linked to insty
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/202818/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 08:37 AM (YrXgo)
morning. I need to head west, I hear tell there's some internet out
thataway.
There's high speed internet in the next valley, hoss, but you will have to steal it from the indigenous peoples.
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2015 08:37 AM (ftVQq)
From yesterday afternoon until I went to bed, the snow predictions
changed from 8-10, 10-14 to 6-8. When I woke up this morning, there was 1
inch. Meteorology must be difficult."
It would have been nice if Atlanta snowmaggedon had involved measurable snow. Or ice. Or even below freezing temperatures. It would have been a little easier to accept two days of school and govt shutdown here while everybody else was at work.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 26, 2015 08:37 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2015 08:38 AM (CF4F1)
Never thought about that - good point!
Given that he supposedly converted as an adult he should at minimum be able to tell of the time he accepted Jesus as his Lord and Savior. But he's not that good a liar, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 08:38 AM (lHHyw)
The Williamson piece (Politico and Me) is an Ace-worthy rant, naming names and calling them out.
With bile and style.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 08:39 AM (JtwS4)
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 08:40 AM (8Fqe6)
--
He doesn't even need to be, Lizzy. The MFM would never ask him the question. He's free and clear.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 26, 2015 08:40 AM (Asayx)
So getting a degree is supposed to prove how educated and smart you are? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury I give you Dr. Ebola as refutation of that obviously fallacious assertion. He claims tote seriously he was never a health risk even with Ebola when he went a-bowling..
http://tinyurl.com/mutmau7
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2015 08:41 AM (CF4F1)
Okay, I think I can add Pajama Boy to my list above safely.
That's 3 non-recipients of the stolen nuts.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2015 08:41 AM (litUU)
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 26, 2015 08:41 AM (/jpU8)
"What has he said publicly about his faith?"
"Why are asking me if he's already on record?"
"Now please - fuck off"
"Next question?"
My basic irascibility prevents me from ever running for office.
"Do you believe President Obama is a Christian?"
"No. Next question?"
Talk about not running.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 08:41 AM (8Fqe6)
Whoa, that's like a hostage photo demonstrating Stockholm Syndrome.
Seriously disturbing.
Why are women more important? Why does one sex have to be superior?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 08:42 AM (lHHyw)
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2015 08:43 AM (wlDny)
With bile and style.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 08:39 AM (JtwS4)
Yeah, Williamson pissed in all their Cheerios then wiped his dick on their drapes. Bravo.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2015 08:43 AM (litUU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2015 08:44 AM (CF4F1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 08:44 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: The prophet Some Dope at February 26, 2015 08:44 AM (hKyl0)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2015 08:44 AM (KETbL)
The forthcoming duet with Shrillary and Madonna crooning about the virtues of the latest Hoverround "mobility assistance" hardware should be priceless.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2015 08:44 AM (bWFHa)
Thought Crimes ahead.
Posted by: Citizen X at February 26, 2015 08:45 AM (7ObY1)
Boy, does my head hurt from the cognitive dissonance of reading HuffPo.
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2015 08:45 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 08:45 AM (YrXgo)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 08:45 AM (8Fqe6)
It's not chaos for the Dems. It is their intent to become the permanent majority Party forever.
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2015 08:45 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2015 08:47 AM (KETbL)
legally qualifies who is prosecuted for a federal hate crime."
He would like it just low enough so that everybody on this blog could be charged.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 26, 2015 08:47 AM (1BQGO)
Ms Harf, contact your office for talking point updates
http://tinyurl.com/p5ym7yp
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 08:47 AM (YrXgo)
Boy, does my head hurt from the cognitive dissonance of reading HuffPo.
I love reading HuffPo, it's fun to watch an alternate reality. I used to love the amateur web-zine Slate, it stayed good for a while after Kinsley left, but it has stopped trying.
The one place I never go unless I have a specific desire for my head to explode is Salon.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 08:48 AM (JtwS4)
I recall Nancy Pelosi's daughter, Alexandra, did an HBO documentary on Christians - icky Evangelicals (because she's a progressive Catholic). Saw an interview with her discussing what she learned. She noted how interesting it was that *everyone* she interviewed most wanted to share their conversion story with her. But the MSM has such infrequent contact with real, live practicing Christians they wouldn't know this, it would never occur to them to ask about a candidate's conversion or baptism.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 08:48 AM (lHHyw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2015 08:48 AM (CF4F1)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2015 08:48 AM (VcOqI)
That seems fair to me.
And now, to nap in the recliner until Limbaugh comes on the radio.
Posted by: The Sleeping Man at February 26, 2015 08:49 AM (ClirY)
Posted by: george costanza at February 26, 2015 08:49 AM (2KB+E)
And Rev. Jerry's Racist Hate Emporium doesn't count, no.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 26, 2015 08:49 AM (MMC8r)
MSNBC has been trumpeting some minor GOP functionary in Idaho or something who made some dumb comment that an abortion pill could end up in a woman's vagina.
Har-dee-har, the dumb GOP anti-science bumpkin thinks stomachs lead to vaginas, amirite!
Anyway, this is what passes for a major news story on MSNBC. That's what they do, find some dopey comment by someone in the GOP and smear the whole party with it.
I bring all this up because a group of women in my office are snickering over how ""Republicans" think a woman's vagina is attached to her stomach!!!!!1!eleventy!!!"
So, this whole smearing of an entire party over a dumb comment? It works with the LIVs. That's why the presstitutes do it.
Posted by: Citizen X at February 26, 2015 08:49 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 26, 2015 08:45 AM (7ObY1)
Your Honor, before we hang him, I'd like to introduce the defendant's entire set of AoSHQ postings for the past year as evidence of his propensity for non-liberal thought.
Posted by: Loretta Lynching at February 26, 2015 08:50 AM (ftVQq)
You had best get a job so you can pay back all those non-dischargeable loans that you blew on coke and parties.
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2015 08:51 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 08:51 AM (lHHyw)
The AoS MYSQL server ran away.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2015 08:48 AM (CF4F1)
I can neither confirm nor deny my whereabouts on the night in question!
Posted by: Loretta Lynching at February 26, 2015 08:52 AM (ftVQq)
And loaded with wonderful turns of phrase: "aturducken of lifestyle liberalism." Just one of several I am stealing.
Posted by: The prophet Some Dope at February 26, 2015 08:52 AM (hKyl0)
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2015 08:53 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2015 08:53 AM (VcOqI)
MSNBC has been trumpeting some minor GOP functionary in Idaho or something who made some dumb comment that an abortion pill could end up in a woman's vagina.
They're always going to do that. A couple of weeks ago it was a minor GOP functionary in Montana wanting to ban yoga pants.
The GOP should hold workshops for its minor functionaries on How to Not Beclown Yourselves.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 08:53 AM (JtwS4)
He would like it just low enough so that everybody on this blog could be charged.
That's not a low bar, that's a paint stripe.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 08:53 AM (8Fqe6)
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2015 08:54 AM (wlDny)
No, the "GOP" should trumpet the stupidity that emanates from the Dim side...
but won't. That'd be confrontational or something.
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 26, 2015 08:54 AM (/jpU8)
http://tinyurl.com/b4as3hm
http://tinyurl.com/ofp38bw
http://tinyurl.com/on28jqg
Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 08:54 AM (sWgE+)
over how ""Republicans" think a woman's vagina is attached to her
stomach!!!!!1!eleventy!!!"
And yet they probably have attended The Vagina Monologues where women talk about their hoo-ha as if it were a person (what would it wear?). And could they ID the actual vagina on an anatomy chart?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 08:55 AM (lHHyw)
Vulger, penis centric, tasteless Sexist joke warning
There used to be an old joke that the reason that God gave women vaginas was so that men wouldn't hun.....
er, never mind.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 08:55 AM (YrXgo)
And loaded with wonderful turns of phrase: "aturducken of lifestyle liberalism."
Forgot: "atwerk"
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 08:55 AM (8Fqe6)
I know he's a criminal, but man what a fucked up family life.
Posted by: HoboJerk, The State Loves You at February 26, 2015 08:55 AM (FA3Z7)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 26, 2015 08:56 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2015 08:56 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 08:56 AM (sWgE+)
________________________
He's also the kind of Christian who orders his flunkies to cover up the cross behind him when he's standing in a Catholic university and about to give a speech on camera.
As for not being baptised, didn't Rev. Wright say once that he had never baptised Obama? And Obama himself dates his becoming a Christian to his Chicago years -- so if Wright, the only pastor Obama had in Chicago, didn't baptise Obama, then who did? The answer is pretty clear: nobody baptised Obama, because Obama is not really a Christian. Even Wright himself admitted that once, when he said something like "Obama considers himself to be a Christian, but he may not define the term Christian the way you or I would define it."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 26, 2015 08:56 AM (Fnyc2)
Which, BTW, isn't what was said at all, but hey, let's make it up anyway...
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 26, 2015 08:56 AM (/jpU8)
That's nothing. Dems think Guam is going to capsize and that NASA landed people on Mars.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 08:56 AM (E4lP3)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 26, 2015 08:57 AM (qNZ3I)
Oh thank you!
As my hopes of achieving Alextopia slowly fade to disappointment.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 08:57 AM (YrXgo)
something who made some dumb comment that an abortion pill could end up
in a woman's vagina.
If you took all the dumb things said by people in the GOP and put them on an island, say Guam...
Posted by: Congressman Hank Johnson at February 26, 2015 08:57 AM (MNq6o)
Never
Foreign governments gave millions to foundation while Clinton was at State Dept.
And this is a double felony. First this is a tax free non-profit. And she uses it for funding politics (illegal). Now foreign companies are donating to her political funding also illegal.
But since she is a Democrat she has a get away with anything card.
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2015 08:57 AM (wlDny)
No one said the ginger had to be cutie did they?
Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 08:57 AM (sWgE+)
Answer Well, if I was a reporter and I wanted to know if Obama was a Christian, I would ask Obama...Oh! Wait! I forgot. As a reporter, I would be forbidden from asking any question of Obama.
Huh. I guess we will never know, will we.
Posted by: JB1000 at February 26, 2015 08:58 AM (16OL0)
My area of Michigan got an influx of Maronite Christians back during the Lebanese civil war. This has been going on for decades (centuries).
I used to be pissed that I had to relive the Carter administration. I called it "Carter 2.0", but it's really "Carter Squared". Now it looks like I get to experience the Depression and a world war. Fun for history buffs!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 08:58 AM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Dang at February 26, 2015 09:00 AM (MNq6o)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 08:57 AM (YrXgo)
---
I'm still plotting to become Imperatrix of Beaver Island. We need multiple sites around the globe.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 09:00 AM (KH1sk)
Ahem.
Gingers are never "cute". They may be smoldering, glowing, shimmering, intriguing, or just "destroyers of men's souls", but never "cute"
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 26, 2015 09:00 AM (/jpU8)
This is what I get for being born during the Reagan Years, I guess. I missed Carter, so I get punished with Carter 2: The Enfuckening.
Posted by: Cato at February 26, 2015 09:00 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 08:58 AM (KH1sk)
My grandfather once told me that the Depression wasn't so bad.
If you had a job.
....and therein lies the problem.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:00 AM (E4lP3)
I think I may want the Posleen instead.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2015 09:00 AM (CF4F1)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 26, 2015 09:01 AM (qNZ3I)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 26, 2015 09:01 AM (7RXcs)
autoplay warning
Mal, at his finest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VR3Av9qfZc
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 09:02 AM (YrXgo)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 09:00 AM (KH1sk)
In case Alextopia doesn't pan out, I would like to apply for the job of Dungeon Master of Beaver Island.
My list of qualifications is extensive, and references are available upon request.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:02 AM (E4lP3)
When it's convenient, expedient, or, directly helpful for a political aim.
Otherwise? Well, he's already told us that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2015 09:02 AM (OQT6D)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2015 09:03 AM (CF4F1)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2015 08:53 AM (VcOqI)
You just remember what happened to William Walker and make sure you have multiple sources for Valu-Rite and .22 ammo.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2015 09:03 AM (t//F+)
Same here, but with a slightly different take, as in "own lots of land and be willing to brew the finest corn squeezn's in the central Appalachians"
Hell of a plan there, gramps.
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 26, 2015 09:03 AM (/jpU8)
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 26, 2015 09:03 AM (qNZ3I)
My grand parent told me they were so poor they didn't notice the depression. Grandma said they were rock farmers.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 09:04 AM (sWgE+)
that Dana Milbank not only loves America, he is willing to give it a big
fat syrupy kiss on the derriere of every American .. but not illegal
aliens
Posted by: Dana Milbank at February 26, 2015 09:04 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 26, 2015 09:04 AM (evdj2)
called it "Carter 2.0", but it's really "Carter Squared". Now it looks
like I get to experience the Depression and a world war. Fun for
history buffs!
No Carter.2.0, not FDR.2.0. Probably Wilson 2.0
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2015 09:04 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2015 09:03 AM
I prefer the term, "moonlighting."
I also know that Her Royal Malevolence would offer me a letter of recommendation, provided that I did not neglect Raptor maintenance and my thrice weekly fluffing duties.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:04 AM (E4lP3)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 09:04 AM (lHHyw)
All the corruption, murder, and, federal overstep any liberal could ever hope for.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2015 09:05 AM (OQT6D)
And he said he was being sarcastic because of the tone the lib he was questioning was taking with him. I think there's video of it if you want to look for it. I know the story was reported at Twitchy.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2015 09:06 AM (2KB+E)
Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 08:57 AM (sWgE+)
True, kbdabear has spoiled us!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2015 09:06 AM (ftVQq)
My list of qualifications is extensive, and references are available upon request.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:02 AM (E4lP3)
Mr. Bannion, this position requires a lot of "hands-on" work and other physical tasks. Are you ok with that?
Posted by: Beaver Island HR Department- Dungeon Division at February 26, 2015 09:06 AM (659DL)
Hordes of carrier hamsters outfitted with micro sd cards could distribute the Internet serendipitously to anyone who subscribed to the group. The hamsters could meet each other and replicate and then show up at your house where you just plug them in to your usb port.
Posted by: freaked at February 26, 2015 09:07 AM (bmwO/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2015 09:07 AM (CF4F1)
My list of qualifications is extensive, and references are available upon request.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:02 AM (E4lP3)
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Your reputation for pre-torture badinage precedes you. You're at the top of a short list, but I'd still like to get a video resume.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 09:08 AM (KH1sk)
Hell of a plan there, gramps.
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 26, 2015 09:03 AM (/jpU
It was 1903, but my great-great-grandfather died one day when, after taking on prodigious quantities of alcohol, he decided to take a nap on the bank of a canal in Lewiston, ME.
Whereupon deep in his slumber, he rolled down the bank and into the canal, and drowned because he was too drunk to wake up.
Why, yes, yes he did run a still in the Irish "Patch" of Lewiston. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:08 AM (E4lP3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2015 09:00 AM (CF4F1)
Are you really sure we don't already have them, they're just wearing costumes!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2015 09:08 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: freaked at February 26, 2015 09:08 AM (bmwO/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 09:08 AM (KH1sk)
I am available for in-person auditions.
Jus sayin
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:08 AM (E4lP3)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2015 09:09 AM (ftVQq)
If you had a job.
Fresh out of engineering school, my grandfather found a job driving an oil truck (from the days when it was delivered house to house). Today, we get to try a depression with illegals streaming in.
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2015 09:09 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Mainah at February 26, 2015 09:09 AM (659DL)
-- S. Walker.
This. Times a million.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 09:09 AM (fwARV)
I figure if you'll consider Bannion, then I might have a chance!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2015 09:10 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Beaver Island HR Department- Dungeon Division at February 26, 2015 09:06 AM (659DL)
Absolutely.
I will even provide my own uniforms and equipment.
Is this the part of the interview where you ask me what my weaknesses are? Or maybe even what my spirit animal is?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:10 AM (E4lP3)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:10 AM (E4lP3)
Your spirit animal is some type of weasel. Your weaknesses are gingers and buxom ladies. And scotch. Definitely scotch.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 09:11 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2015 09:11 AM (CF4F1)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 26, 2015 09:11 AM (zauWW)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 09:11 AM (fwARV)
FIFY
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:12 AM (E4lP3)
Jus sayin
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:08 AM (E4lP3)
Ahh, Sean you sure you want to do that?
http://tinyurl.com/oh5df66
Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 09:12 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2015 09:12 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 26, 2015 09:13 AM (qNZ3I)
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My grandmother and mom were part of the great Southern migration looking for jobs. Constantly moving, doing domestic jobs and picking cotton. Finally ended up working at Ford in Detroit, which was employing many at fair wages.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 09:14 AM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:08 AM (E4lP3)
Lewiston!? I bet he had a fun time gettin' all the french-canadian ladies drunk!
Posted by: Mainah at February 26, 2015 09:14 AM (659DL)
Where's that bit of code to block an individual poster when you really need it?
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2015 09:14 AM (ftVQq)
http://tinyurl.com/oh5df66
Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 09:12 AM (sWgE+)
Ah, c'mon man....trick question.
Once you get the fat suit off it actually looks like this.
http://tinyurl.com/p5fdrr6
And I'm TOTALLY OK with that.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:14 AM (E4lP3)
In the bowels of Beaver
Island?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 09:15 AM (8Fqe6)
Akash Chougule @AkashJC
The pathetic defeated whining of liberals in #Wisconsin as freedom rings is what I want all of America to be like some day. #RightToWork
Posted by: Citizen X at February 26, 2015 09:15 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:14 AM (E4lP3)
And thus began the ONT.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 09:15 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: AARP Madonna at February 26, 2015 09:15 AM (gwG9s)
So, Jews in Germany are being advised to not wear the Kippah, but not for the old reasons.
The president of the Central Council on Judaism, Josef Schuster, says the question is "whether it is actually sensible to identify yourself as a Jew by wearing the Kippah in problem areas -- areas with a high percentage of Moslems -- or if it's better to choose another head covering".
Link is in krautisch, just showing that it is legit.
http://bit.ly/1JQkbKj
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 09:16 AM (JtwS4)
And I'm TOTALLY OK with that.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:14 AM (E4lP3)
UNAUTHORIZED SITE (policy_denied)
Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 09:16 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Mainah at February 26, 2015 09:14 AM (659DL)
The Irish dug the canals that powered the mills and the French-Canadians worked in the mills.
Rarely did the two meet. Although there are more than a few Chappelles and Dubois in my family tree.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:16 AM (E4lP3)
So.....is there anything that explains in laymans terms what the FCC
regulation of the internet would do (other than be awful, naturally)?
Or is it another "we have to pass it to find out what's in it," thing?
Posted by: Mainah at February 26, 2015 09:09 AM (659DL)
It will payoff leftest Internet giants like google and netflix by letting them have cheaper rates at the expense of the customers. Back when they were trying to ram it through congress it was estimated that the average Internet bill would go up by $10/month.
It is probably more now. We are dependent on another deep pocket outfit suing to get it struck down a second time.
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2015 09:16 AM (wlDny)
I think you just passed the first qualification test!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2015 09:16 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 09:15 AM (fwARV)
I haven't been around for a lot of ONTs so I'm making up for lost time.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:17 AM (E4lP3)
Like, maybe a burkha?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 09:17 AM (8Fqe6)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 09:19 AM (JtwS4)
There is just no limit to how far left these assholes are willing to go when pandering. Essentially promising to take money from the wealthy and do what? Give it to people who have less? Idiots actually believe that will happen?
It's like the left has taken the seven deadly sins and turned it into a book of promises, promises that they will bestow on those who kiss their ring.
Cripes but this country is rotten.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at February 26, 2015 09:20 AM (BZAd3)
Regarding an earlier discussion about alternatives to the internet...
When we truly have an "internet of things" will we be able to run samizdat newsgroups peer-to-peer on our refrigerators and ductless heat-pumps?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2015 09:20 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 26, 2015 09:20 AM (gwG9s)
I remember when Ma Bell was essentially a government run empire and everyone had the same data rate (all they thought you would ever need) at about the same price (what they thought was fair for them). Minor detail was that it was a 9.6 kbps modem that defined your data rate! But it was available to ALL!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2015 09:21 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:10 AM (E4lP3)
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You will be fitted for uniforms upon signing your contract. Don't worry if the measurements seem a bit ... intrusive. We like a snug fit.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 09:21 AM (KH1sk)
Can shovel later! Also need to prepare for several 12 year olds playing Xbox in the family room and snacking....Heh.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 09:21 AM (lHHyw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2015 09:22 AM (CF4F1)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:17 AM (E4lP3)
Believe me, you could pass the ONT qualification test even after a NoVA MoMee!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2015 09:22 AM (ftVQq)
And remember how you had to rent an official ma bell phone?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 09:22 AM (lHHyw)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 09:21 AM (KH1sk)
Are you kidding me?!?!?! That's a perk!
This is sounding more and more like my dream job every minute!!!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:23 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 09:23 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2015 09:23 AM (CF4F1)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2015 09:22 AM (ftVQq)
But he couldn't pass a breathalyzer. Hell, none of us could.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 09:23 AM (fwARV)
Which actually worked. The crap you can find now dies. Cell phones are replacing land lines for that reason alone.
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 26, 2015 09:24 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 09:22 AM (lHHyw)
Sort of like under Net Neutrality, the FCC will be installing Lenovo computers in your home as your approved internet portal!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2015 09:24 AM (ftVQq)
*thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2015 09:23 AM (CF4F1)
Banana sack
Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 09:25 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2015 09:22 AM (ftVQq)
I dunno. I think my NoVAMoMee alcohol intake has not been up to Horde standards.
For one, I remember everything, and secondly, I have not yet grabbed anyone's breasts while gazing longingly at them and muttering something about "sweater puppies"
Jus sayin
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:25 AM (dSkBR)
Rarely did the two meet. Although there are more than a few Chappelles and Dubois in my family tree.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:16 AM (E4lP3)
Ah, I see. My experience with Lewiston is skiing at Lost Valley as a kid.
Posted by: Mainah at February 26, 2015 09:25 AM (659DL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 26, 2015 09:25 AM (0HooB)
Great! Then the Christians held by ISIS have nothing to worry about. Obama is on the case.
Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2015 09:25 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 09:23 AM (fwARV)
You don't seriously think that is a requirement do you?
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2015 09:25 AM (ftVQq)
Hrothgar, you can be Master of Devices.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 09:26 AM (KH1sk)
Jus sayin
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:25 AM (dSkBR)
Yea, Ace didn't like that much.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 09:26 AM (sWgE+)
Smells like a hoax.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 26, 2015 09:27 AM (ZPrif)
208Good morning, gentlefappers.
What fresh hell awaits us this day?
Fresh hell is on backorder for the forseeable future, and old, rotting hell is being rationed. SO you'll get nothing and like it!
Posted by: nnptcgrad at February 26, 2015 09:27 AM (aVYsC)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:25 AM (dSkBR)
I will once again be setting the drinking bar at the MoMee. Last year, it was 7 manhattans in 45 minutes.
I'll be going for a new personal best this time around.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 09:27 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2015 09:27 AM (JO9+V)
MoMee Part Tres should be interesting then!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2015 09:28 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2015 09:28 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2015 09:28 AM (2KB+E)
You must have a billet for someone who can place accurate fire onto targets at distances up to and including one mile?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 09:28 AM (fwARV)
Catch 22.
and what happens if we are found to be in violation? Are Waivers available and how much would one cost? Who do we pay?
Posted by: Alicia Puckerbush at February 26, 2015 09:28 AM (ClirY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 09:26 AM (KH1sk)
Obviously you have the ability to recognize skill sets!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2015 09:29 AM (ftVQq)
"My Muslim faith."
"Sin is being out of touch with my values."
"That's above my pay grade."
"God's in the equation with gay marriage (while lying about his opposition to gay marriage)"
Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 09:29 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 09:30 AM (kff5f)
Wait, what? O.o
When did he say that? I missed that one.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 09:30 AM (kff5f)
Check the anti-Christ George Soros' payroll. According to Drudge, he's behind that new assault on our freedom
As usual.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 26, 2015 09:30 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Alicia Puckerbush at February 26, 2015 09:28 AM (ClirY)
The name's not important right now, the important thing is that it will be a Dem campaign contributor!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2015 09:30 AM (ftVQq)
In my neck of the woods, the fresh hell is white and frozen - and it's the reason I'll be juggling work, suck hubby, and my son at home today (that part's not hellish). And I was just telling my son for the upteenth time that there are never snow days in CO - that I only had *1* snow day in 12 years of school....
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 09:31 AM (lHHyw)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2015 09:31 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2015 09:30 AM (ftVQq)
SEIU
Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 09:31 AM (sWgE+)
I have been informed that this is a sexists, repressive statement designed only to further empower the patriarchy.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 09:31 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 26, 2015 09:31 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2015 09:32 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Anachronda at February 26, 2015 09:32 AM (o78gS)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 09:28 AM (fwARV)
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Always! But it's the close combat and grappling wherein the real competition lies (lays?).
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 09:32 AM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 09:31 AM (lHHyw)
Really???? You have a sister?????
Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 09:32 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 09:32 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 26, 2015 09:33 AM (P330y)
No speedos though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 09:33 AM (YrXgo)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 09:32 AM (KH1sk)
Yes. Well. A man has to know his limitations. I'd require training.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 09:33 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 26, 2015 09:33 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2015 09:33 AM (ftVQq)
In my neck of the woods, the fresh hell is white and frozen - and it's the reason I'll be juggling work, suck hubby, and my son at home today (that part's not hellish). And I was just telling my son for the upteenth time that there are never snow days in CO - that I only had *1* snow day in 12 years of school....
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 09:31 AM (lHHyw)
I think I read that right.
'Cause if that's how hubby starts the day, I wanna be your hubby.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:33 AM (dSkBR)
There are two issues here.
The first is that Europe in general has, just three generations from a World War that freed them, lost its sense of freedom.
The second is that any Jew who remains in Europe is a lunatic.
Fight or leave....but don't kowtow.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2015 09:33 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2015 09:34 AM (CF4F1)
Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 09:34 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 09:34 AM (sWgE+)
The first is that Europe in general has, just three generations from a World War that freed them, lost its sense of freedom.
The second is that any Jew who remains in Europe is a lunatic.
Fight or leave....but don't kowtow.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2015 09:33 AM (Zu3d9)
Cut. Jib. Newsletter. Suck from Lizzy.
(I'm in a giving mood)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 09:35 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 09:26 AM (KH1sk)
good fit i think
Now who will be the Master of Vice?
also do we have a pool yet of how long and how many conservative sites will remain up after FCC controls all bandwidth for the children?
Posted by: comrade willow at February 26, 2015 09:35 AM (nqBYe)
Don't know if he already caught you, but BC was looking for you last night.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 09:35 AM (kff5f)
(I'm in a giving mood)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 09:35 AM (fwARV)
And it appears Lizzy is too!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:35 AM (dSkBR)
And Facebook comments under the news stories are amazing!
Once upon a time, I would engage with these types, but experience hath shown the futility of that.
How can a person say with a straight face that a majority at the national level means it's time to enact everything they always wanted, and screw the other side, because WE WON, but don't see that at the state level, those majorities were likewise won. District by district.
I'll cut it short, but suffice it to say that Facebook commenters on the left live in an echo chamber with very little dissent, due to the savage wolfpack mentality shown to those that disagree.
They think Scott Walker and the Kochs are "doing this to Wisconsin". Sad, yet funny.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2015 09:36 AM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 09:36 AM (lHHyw)
Mandated minimum wage rate, or healthcare benefits?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 09:36 AM (YrXgo)
Testicals-
Crazy Uncle Joe-
Ma Bell-
banana sack-
corkscrew-
Another delightful day in the little gray boxes.
Posted by: fairweatherbill gatekeeper of pestilence at February 26, 2015 09:36 AM (kSFil)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 26, 2015 09:36 AM (jeCnD)
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Wait -- is this the ONT? The level of discourse and the fact that I'm pantsless suggests that I've lost about 8 hours of daylight.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 09:37 AM (KH1sk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 09:37 AM (KH1sk)
C'mon...you know the rule.
Pics or it's a lie.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:37 AM (dSkBR)
Posted by: comrade willow at February 26, 2015 09:37 AM (nqBYe)
Okay, I thought he'd openly said it about Gay marriage for a minute there.
Of course, I love all that equivocation "for me... just for me!" and that "God is in the mix" rather than, "Marriage is a sacred union before God that is between one man and one woman."
But, of course, he couldn't have said that, because then his support among the gay lobby would have tanked. So he had to go all mealy mouthed.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 09:37 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Sean Penn at February 26, 2015 09:37 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2015 09:38 AM (CF4F1)
Posted by: mindful webworker - of course at February 26, 2015 09:38 AM (OG7NC)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2015 09:36 AM (XmOA9)
So they're sorta like Muslims, then?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:38 AM (dSkBR)
Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 09:39 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: comrade willow at February 26, 2015 09:37 AM (nqBYe)
The Horde lives on the razor's edge.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:39 AM (dSkBR)
"The actor, now working as a children's
animator, was too embarrassed at first to explain what had happened to
his wife, said media reports."
I give up. What happened to his wife? Kids, this is why grammar is important. Now, moving on to "children's animator" jokes...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 26, 2015 09:39 AM (xq1UY)
Is that daily mail article for real?? Sounds like an urban legend
update but maybe that should be amended to 'dot accept drinks from
Russians you don't know'.
Beware
Posted by: Proverbs for our times at February 26, 2015 09:39 AM (o78gS)
"Doing this" as in getting the state budge under control and making the State more employer friendly?
If I were Walker, I'd be saving all of those "accusations," and when the unemployment starts going down again, and State revenues start going up (all without tax increases), I would post them all somewhere and say "Guilty as charged."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 09:40 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:38 AM (dSkBR)
i was thinking they are just preparing for their role in the civilian security forces.
Posted by: comrade willow at February 26, 2015 09:40 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 09:41 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: comrade willow at February 26, 2015 09:40 AM (nqBYe)
Id' sorta be looking forward to that. Because if there's one thing about liberals that you can always count on, it's that they have no idea how to use a firearm.
Or body armor.
Or deodorant...or soap....or a comb...or a spoon...or....
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:41 AM (dSkBR)
Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 09:42 AM (MYCIw)
animator, was too embarrassed at first to explain what had happened to his wife, said media reports."
Must of been newlyweds, because if they were married more than 7-8 year the wife wouldn't notice or care.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 09:42 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: H. Rap Brown at February 26, 2015 09:42 AM (e8kgV)
Having seen it, if I were a Superhero, I'd have a cape with a simple magnetic clasp, both for safety's sake, and to confuse any villain that tried to grab me by the cape. Pop, off it goes, and they're holding a cape and looking stupid while you're either running away or about to shoot eye lasers at them.
Granted, cape replacement costs would get annoying, but if you gotta have the style, that's how ya do it.
Posted by: Cato at February 26, 2015 09:42 AM (3HxZe)
And remember how you had to rent an official ma bell phone?
Western Digital Rotary dial in your choice of colors. As long as it was black.
Then came GTE. The Mickey Mouse phone company.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 09:42 AM (8Fqe6)
Posted by: Sean Penn at February 26, 2015 09:43 AM (gwG9s)
Chances are Fallin' Madonna will be campaigning for Trippin' Hillary, wannabet?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 26, 2015 09:43 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: @votermom at February 26, 2015 09:43 AM (cbfNE)
Aw crap, *sick* hubby. SICK. Or injured, really - fractured vertebrae and fractured left shoulder. So, no funtimes at home today....unless you count the painkillers.
The man deserves a good sucking, then.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 09:45 AM (JtwS4)
But the joe left shmoes union laborers-trades at the lower end also enjoy things like hunting , target practice .
so i'm a hold out on a commitment to the odds.
Posted by: comrade willow at February 26, 2015 09:45 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2015 09:45 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 26, 2015 09:46 AM (glJL/)
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2015 09:46 AM (wlDny)
That sounds like something Jim Jones would say, as he passes out the purple Flavor-Ade.
Posted by: Cato at February 26, 2015 09:46 AM (3HxZe)
Posted by: @votermom at February 26, 2015 09:47 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Magneto at February 26, 2015 09:47 AM (sZbqm)
For...what? 40 years? There was practically no innovation or advancement in consumer phone technology. Even once Ma Bell was broken up into AT&T and the Baby Bells - because each one was regional for local service - there wasn't a whole lot of innovation.
Then some competition came in. First in long-distance calling, then cell phones hit (I bought my first cell phone in 1999). Phones -including home phone service- have come so far so fast it's ridiculous. VoiceMail anywhere. Caller ID standard. Free long-distance. And so on. That's before we look at smart phones.
And there are people who seriously think Government regulation of the internet is a good thing.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 09:47 AM (kff5f)
It's about to show up. I don't know that there will be any short, medium or long range benefits that will ever accrue directly to this bill. Other than folks actually having the constitutional right to freedom of association.
We in the coal-fed Midwest have bigger problems attracting businesses than just labor. These EPA regs could potentially be devastating, and no right to work law would overcome that.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2015 09:47 AM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2015 09:47 AM (dSkBR)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 09:48 AM (lHHyw)
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It will mean blogs will have to pay for their bandwidth, which will mean more advertising to generate more revenue for the blog while increasing the megabits that will have to pushed out over the internet which will mean more bandwidth used which will mean higher costs which will require more advertising which will mean ...
we're going to need more negotiators who can negotiate with the hostage takers.
The blogs who chose to release their content only to subscribers will discover their subscribers, few in number, will abandoned them to more popular blogs with a large number of subscribers who can offer lower subscription fees spread over a large number which will concentrate the internet population around a few, select, easily controlled, government approved, licensed, content providers who can meet government standards for quality, accuracy, and fairness, while educating their user groups.
It's a win for all sides. Everybody wins.
Posted by: Alicia Puckerbush at February 26, 2015 09:48 AM (ClirY)
You have to go to the Blaze (not Fox) to get Walker's whole response on the is Obama a Christian thing:
"To me, this is a classic example of why people hate Washington and, increasingly, they dislike the press," Walker said, the Post reported. "The things they care about don't even remotely come close to what you're asking about."
So, yeah, he pointed out people don't like the press. That is why their panties are in a wad.
Posted by: blaster at February 26, 2015 09:48 AM (Rx8ML)
Thank Gawd for that Oxford comma series. One can only imagine.
(Defining line between mere grammar Nazi and the Grammarian SS).
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 26, 2015 09:49 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 26, 2015 09:49 AM (glJL/)
Sort of like back when he described sin as being in alignment with his values.
I guess, one could build an argument that sin is when you are not in alignment with God's values.
But to assume the authority of determining your own set of values, outside the guidance of God, and defining sin as not following your own values is pretty high up there on the list of shit that narcissists believe.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 09:49 AM (YrXgo)
stepmother-of-two named Sonia Van Meter was recently chosen for the "Mars One for Martian" colonization in 2025. Unsurprisingly, Van Meter, a managing director at Stanford Caskey, a national Democratic opposition research firm in Austin, Texas, has received backlash on social media for her choice, mostly because she's a parent and would be leaving her family behind"
Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 09:49 AM (MYCIw)
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I doubt Obama can "fix' this with a stroke of a pen since it is a state law. But there are always federal lawsuits against the states.. After all, that's what the Justice Department is for, right? (Besides protecting rights of non-citizens, that is)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 26, 2015 09:49 AM (1BQGO)
A fellow receives the world's first testicle replacement. During the surgery, a student in the theater above accidentally drops a pearl onion into the tray containing the donor testicle, which goes unnoticed.
The head surgeon declares the surgery a success and sees the recipient some weeks later. "So, how do you feel? You know you've made history with this surgery."
Recipient, " I feel fine except for three things, Doc. Every time I urinate, my eyes water. And for some reason, when I pass a hot dog stand, I become greatly aroused."
Doc, "What's the third thing?"
Recipient, "Every time I make love to my wife, she gets indigestion."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 26, 2015 09:50 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Weirddave at February 26, 2015 09:52 AM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 26, 2015 09:52 AM (xq1UY)
Can you point out an example of him speaking the truth about anything?
Posted by: An Observation at February 26, 2015 09:59 AM (ylhEn)
Posted by: An Observation at February 26, 2015 09:59 AM (ylhEn)
"Energy rates will necessarily skyrocket."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 10:35 AM (fwARV)
When asked by an idiot reporter if I believe Obama to be a Christian I would say the Bible says no liars will be in Heaven and leave it at that.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 26, 2015 11:24 AM (XohZJ)
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