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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 25, 2015 06:16 AM (60Vyp)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 25, 2015 06:17 AM (wVWRM)
Posted by: Killerdog at February 25, 2015 06:19 AM (vntmB)
Posted by: wing at February 25, 2015 06:19 AM (gd8Or)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 25, 2015 06:19 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at February 25, 2015 06:20 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: wing at February 25, 2015 06:20 AM (gd8Or)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 25, 2015 06:21 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at February 25, 2015 06:23 AM (4pjhs)
http://tinyurl.com/kq9auup
FoxNews-State Dept. official arrested in underage sex sting
Guy should have known it is NOT the Clinton administration YET
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 25, 2015 06:24 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Chilling the most at February 25, 2015 06:24 AM (zW5rQ)
FoxNews-NTSB concerned that the Truck that caused derailment was "not stuck"...
Bonus Round....
Jose Alejandro Sanchez-Ramirez, 54, of Yuma, Arizona was found after fleeing the scene...
Ole...Ole...OLE OLE OLE
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 25, 2015 06:26 AM (/4AZU)
It will do the city good to have new asshole graftocrats in charge....
our very own JeffB is a proud Iron Ballet dancer voter....
me I want what Rahm-Bo wants for flyover country to hit Shit-Ka-Go first.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 25, 2015 06:27 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 25, 2015 06:29 AM (V70Uh)
Established turn out models for the Black vote, or go with the raw numbers of a population not crippled by abortion.
Candidates will have to pay me more to develop a way to reach Hispanic voters, hmmmm. Viva la Raza.!
Posted by: Dim Consultants everywhere at February 25, 2015 06:30 AM (ztOda)
I'm just saddened the F-450 was sacrificed...
The NTSB report will make entertaining reading mi amigo...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 25, 2015 06:31 AM (/4AZU)
Si Si Si....
We're gonna wind up with one of the pander groups by default...donkey can't keep both happy on a 50 year timeline.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 25, 2015 06:32 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Dim Consultants everywhere at February 25, 2015 06:33 AM (ztOda)
Like I said this is gonna be interesting reading....
"steer the train mi amigo"
His Ford F-450 pickup was pushed some 300 feet down the tracks and ended up on the other side of the rail crossing
I'm betting the body propped the train's wheels up enough it hopped off the tracks...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 25, 2015 06:36 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2015 06:36 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 25, 2015 06:36 AM (/4AZU)
Snowmageddon was a wet bust. Rain. Mother-in-law rain. Cold. Bright side? Melting all of the ice from yesterday and Monday.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2015 06:37 AM (W8ilb)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 25, 2015 06:37 AM (60Vyp)
Posted by: wing at February 25, 2015 06:37 AM (gd8Or)
Yeah if he was slowing down and the 450 underfolded it could have caused the derailment....
"the F-450 engine is intact"
well thank God....
I'll be REALLY amused if the 450 driver is not a citizen mi amigo.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 25, 2015 06:38 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2015 06:38 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 25, 2015 06:38 AM (/4AZU)
Rahm: I'll take a little free stuff from the teachers so everyone else can have more free stuff.
Jesus Garcia: Lots more free stuff for everyone !!
Voters: Oooh. Free stuff!!!
Teachers unions: up yours , Rahm.
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 25, 2015 06:39 AM (B9yGi)
Posted by: FortWorthMike at February 25, 2015 06:40 AM (rJOH4)
The article says the Truck was NOT STUCK....
the newer better American had the truck's parking brake and hi-beams on....
I think Jorge was looking for his delivery point on the train tracks...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 25, 2015 06:40 AM (/4AZU)
"...Milky Way galaxy is part of a newly identified ginormous supercluster of galaxies, which they have dubbed 'Laniakea,' which means 'immense heaven' in Hawaiian.
"This discovery clarifies the boundaries of our galactic neighborhood and establishes previously unrecognized linkages among various galaxy clusters in the local Universe."
National Radio Astronomy Observatory
http://bit.ly/1LGfKyU
h/t: Phil Plait, Slate
http://slate.me/1zH6jI6
Posted by: mindful webworker - cosmic reporter at February 25, 2015 06:41 AM (SrXsf)
Posted by: Twinkle toes in Chicago at February 25, 2015 06:41 AM (B9yGi)
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2015 06:42 AM (ztOda)
But he's a Bush legacy, not a Dem creation.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at February 25, 2015 06:42 AM (4pyhg)
One of my hobbies if my rowmates are assholes is to use my superior knowledge of NTSB accident reports to entertain myself...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 25, 2015 06:43 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 25, 2015 06:44 AM (60Vyp)
That there was no obvious mechanical reason for the truck to remain stationary in the path of the oncoming train.
Therefore not "stuck"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2015 06:44 AM (YrXgo)
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2015 06:44 AM (ztOda)
I'm just glad he was caught.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 25, 2015 06:44 AM (/4AZU)
Foggy Bottom-Communist Ran since 1919...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 25, 2015 06:46 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2015 06:47 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at February 25, 2015 06:42 AM (4pyhg)
So is the Commerce Inspector General. He and his chief counsel put fake evals in the jackets of whistle-blowers and promised to take them out if they just dropped their claims and signed NDA's.
Scum-baggery knows no party.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 25, 2015 06:48 AM (fwARV)
Well Jebba says Hispanics *are* natural Republicans....
//Obama and Holder on the case...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 25, 2015 06:48 AM (/4AZU)
I just keep reminding myself that we need the rain. Lake Lavon and Lake Ray Hubbard are visual reminders on a daily basis that we need the rain.
Posted by: Usedtocould at February 25, 2015 06:48 AM (WTxuq)
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2015 06:49 AM (ztOda)
The "elite" apparatchniks are their own political class...
they serve the hive not the people.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 25, 2015 06:49 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Flick at February 25, 2015 06:50 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2015 06:50 AM (ztOda)
Sven, let's you & me go add 33 comments on the ONT. I'll let you get in the last word.
Honest.
You go ahead. I'll catch up.
Posted by: mindful webworker - cosmic reporter at February 25, 2015 06:54 AM (SrXsf)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 25, 2015 06:46 AM (/4AZU)
Elitist too. That may be the worst part.
That's why Bolton would be the perfect Secretary of State.
The housecleaning would be epic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2015 06:54 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2015 06:54 AM (ztOda)
I know. ALL of the area lakes and the underground aguafers need water bad.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2015 06:57 AM (W8ilb)
And let's face it Harry Reid's a BOSS, we might not like it but he is, he even rubbed the bitches nose in dog shit an demanded that Boehner sign off on it and pass it through the house with no Donk supprt.
So Reid is going to make Mitch and Boehner both eat shit.
What a bunch of useless pussies we got running the show.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 25, 2015 06:57 AM (T/zmH)
You wanna visa, you start with the guy with three prosthetic limbs. I trust his judgement, far more than anyone who went to Harvard.
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2015 06:57 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2015 07:00 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2015 07:00 AM (go5uR)
DAY 841
622 to go (695 to Inauguration Day 2017)
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2015 07:01 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: The Smiling Bandit at February 25, 2015 07:04 AM (xWLyx)
Posted by: Case at February 25, 2015 07:04 AM (jhRZ+)
With that damn countdown. Can't you speed it up? Seems like months since we broke the "700 'til Inauguration" level.
Fun exercise: Think of 695 things Prez. Dumbo can do between now & then.
Posted by: mindful webworker - timeliness matters at February 25, 2015 07:05 AM (SrXsf)
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2015 07:05 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2015 07:00 AM (go5uR)
(stomach) *gurgle*
(mouth) *drool*
Thanks!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 25, 2015 07:08 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 25, 2015 07:08 AM (6Oeuf)
Posted by: @votermom at February 25, 2015 07:08 AM (G75IZ)
This is interesting:
Study: Marijuana is 114 times Safer than Alcohol
http://theweek.com/speedreads/540845/marijuana-114-times-safer-than-alcohol
Posted by: Citizen X at February 25, 2015 07:09 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2015 07:00 AM (ztOda)
You should stop by and see me.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 25, 2015 07:10 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at February 25, 2015 07:10 AM (dJxPC)
You wanna visa, you start with the guy with three prosthetic limbs. I trust his judgement, far more than anyone who went to Harvard.
Posted by: Jean
Boom! Jean for SecState!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2015 07:14 AM (W8ilb)
Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2015 07:14 AM (wlDny)
I smoked two packs a day for 40 years and when I decided to quit, I tried Chantix. Not even my own prescription - just some leftovers from a friend.
The next morning after taking one of the pills, there was no desire for a cigarette. I finished a pack of cigarettes over a few days at a rate of 3 per day just out of habit of having one with coffee and after a meal, but there was never a "need" to smoke.
I'm sure this stuff doesn't work the same on everyone, but for me, it was the easiest thing I ever did.
Try it first.
Posted by: jwest at February 25, 2015 07:15 AM (9ZZd+)
"You wanna visa, you start with the guy with three prosthetic limbs. I trust his judgement, far more than anyone who went to Harvard."
That is a touch of genious. Send them to delegations especially to the unfriendly nations, so when they begin lecturing about "hardships and pain" the US inflicts, their met with just a cold hard stare.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at February 25, 2015 07:16 AM (dJxPC)
Good to be home, though 70 degree weather was hard to beat.
Then again, my buddy keeps his house cold enough to hang Frankie Carbone on a meathook.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2015 07:17 AM (CMkNk)
Wouldn't know. I'm in the Sachse/Wylie area. They had an accidental spill sometime ago. Zebra mussels are an issue at Lake Lavon. That and drought.
Was just trying to put a positive on negative. I spent the last two days complaining about the ice and sleet. I want my 50 - 60 degree winter days back.
Posted by: Usedtocould at February 25, 2015 07:22 AM (WTxuq)
Posted by: MTF, Fan of the Crusades at February 25, 2015 07:22 AM (FCsIb)
And if it needs to be said, if you polled ALL federal workers of their political affiliation, it would be overwhelmingly Democrat.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2015 07:23 AM (Dj0WE)
(He was born in Oklahoma, his wife's name is Betty Lou Thelma Liz...)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 25, 2015 07:24 AM (YCAMY)
Posted by: The Kittehs at February 25, 2015 07:24 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 25, 2015 07:24 AM (6Oeuf)
Study: Marijuana is 114 times Safer than Alcohol
http://theweek.com/speedreads/540845/marijuana-114-times-safer-than-alcohol
Posted by: Citizen X at February 25, 2015 07:09 AM (7ObY1)
If they used math to represent this comparison,
they were high.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at February 25, 2015 07:24 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2015 07:23 AM (Dj0WE)
A thousand times, this.
I work with more than a dozen people (off the top of my head) who have actual shrines to Obama in their offices/cubes. Photos, calendars, candles, signs, posters, et al.
It's insanity.
Hatch Act? Never heard of it.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 25, 2015 07:25 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Usedtocould
#Sunday
Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2015 07:28 AM (W8ilb)
http://tinyurl.com/pv6y36e
In the end... we're still fucked.
via HA
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at February 25, 2015 07:29 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Case at February 25, 2015 07:29 AM (VctSv)
Posted by: Ready for Jeb! at February 25, 2015 07:30 AM (yxw0r)
+8 outside, spozed to snow later, yada yada.
I got nothin but Nelson Muntz and "moar popcorn !" for Chicago.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 25, 2015 07:31 AM (S0bOl)
Posted by: no good deed at February 25, 2015 07:32 AM (ZKGnj)
=========================
I think that's why the Democrats are all hang-dog about this election: it's like he lost or something.
Posted by: MTF, Fan of the Crusades at February 25, 2015 07:33 AM (FCsIb)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2015 07:34 AM (2Ayux)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2015 07:34 AM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Usedtocould at February 25, 2015 07:35 AM (WTxuq)
Posted by: @votermom at February 25, 2015 07:36 AM (cbfNE)
federal workers of their political affiliation, it would be
overwhelmingly Democrat.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2015 07:23 AM (Dj0WE)
A thousand times, this.
I
work with more than a dozen people (off the top of my head) who have
actual shrines to Obama in their offices/cubes. Photos, calendars,
candles, signs, posters, et al.
It's insanity.
Hatch Act? Never heard of it.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 25, 2015 07:25 AM (fwARV)
That being said, I haven't heard anything about the guy, other than that he was arrested for pedo charges. He could be a Tea Partier, I'm sure if he was we'll find out rather quickly.
But if he's a run-of-the-mill Democrat, with or without the Obama shrine in his cubicle, we'll never hear a word.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2015 07:36 AM (Dj0WE)
===========================
Under a GOP administration, can you imagine the purity patrol that would suddenly crop up, with Hatch Act complaints about GOP co-workers doing similar things? Front page stories in the NYT about the "corruption" of the civil service and the like?
Posted by: MTF, Fan of the Crusades at February 25, 2015 07:37 AM (FCsIb)
@86. "I sure miss Whataburger though."- no good deed
You and me too. They don't expand fast enough.
Posted by: Case at February 25, 2015 07:37 AM (VctSv)
Unfortunately, no. I think it's named after some politico. I used to know. Not a bad idea though. Lake Ray Wiley Hubbard, Lake Jerry Jeff Walker, or my favorite Lake Robert Earl Keen.
Posted by: Usedtocould at February 25, 2015 07:40 AM (WTxuq)
Posted by: Bill Nye, the anti-semitic guy at February 25, 2015 07:40 AM (FCsIb)
Posted by: MTF, Fan of the Crusades at February 25, 2015 07:37 AM (FCsIb)
I have some pictures of the most egregious. Should a Republican win in 16, and should I still be trapped by math in this federal job, I'll decorate the ever-loving shit out of my office with President Whomever stuff. I mean, everything.
And BEG people to file complaints.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 25, 2015 07:40 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 25, 2015 07:41 AM (1BQGO)
Oh wait...maybe I wasn't supposed to talk about that.
Posted by: Joey Biden at February 25, 2015 07:44 AM (FCsIb)
This is day 2 of "Snow delay" here in scenic Columbia...
temp is 35 degrees and the roads are bone dry...
yeah "a nation that works" you've built donkey
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 25, 2015 07:48 AM (/4AZU)
@90-"To get what we're looking for, we might as well move to Oklahoma."-Usetocould.
Shoot, guess I'll stay where I'm at. I do miss Texas though.
Posted by: Case at February 25, 2015 07:50 AM (VctSv)
I hate this shit. Are people so stupid now that they really can't grasp the concept of fractions?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 25, 2015 07:50 AM (lG2E3)
I'm in 5/10's agreement with you.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 25, 2015 07:51 AM (6Oeuf)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 25, 2015 07:51 AM (lG2E3)
I'm in 5/10's agreement with you.
8/5th's.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2015 07:54 AM (W8ilb)
Posted by: Case at February 25, 2015 07:55 AM (jhRZ+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 25, 2015 07:56 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 25, 2015 07:57 AM (X+nFp)
Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at February 25, 2015 07:57 AM (2AGE+)
It depends. Prices are being driven by people coming in from CA and back east who are able to pay cash for houses in DFW. Almost 90k people moved into the DFW area last year.
Screwed up the housing market. Probably a precursor to our politics as well.
Posted by: Usedtocould at February 25, 2015 07:58 AM (WTxuq)
they were high.
Yep, that's what I found interesting about it.
Posted by: Citizen X at February 25, 2015 08:00 AM (7ObY1)
You've just described a scene out of every (government) office in the greater DC area...
It's something that those who don't live here simply can't comprehend.
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 25, 2015 08:01 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Bigby's Invisible Hand at February 25, 2015 08:01 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Jethro Bodine at February 25, 2015 08:01 AM (cZOkr)
Guess that is gonna be in my head all day.
Morning horde.
Posted by: RWC
I. Hate. You.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2015 08:02 AM (W8ilb)
schools, libraries and most govt offices closed (the ones we are told
are so crucial to our society), emergency alerts, weathermen in high
pitch panic and kids wondering when do they get to make a snowman? Sigh.
--
Snowmaggedon is heading my way from Atlanta, supposedly. Like there, they close schools here without one drop of precip even hitting the streets. Snow on the grass (roads clear)? 2 hour delay! I know it all likely stems from Litigation USA being what it is, but dang, when I was a kid in SW Ohio, we could have a real snowmaggedon on the streets and the best we could hope for was a 1 or 2 hour delay. It would have to be really, really bad for school to close.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2015 08:03 AM (ecpef)
First thing at State, normalize the hiring process to the general
Federal process. Meaning disabled vets go to the front of the line. No
managing America's image abroad crap.
You wanna visa, you start with the guy with three prosthetic limbs.
I trust his judgement, far more than anyone who went to Harvard.
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2015 06:57 AM (ztOda)"
Perhaps disabled veterans are prevalent in DC but here in the provinces, the typical feral gummint worker that we peons are likely to interact with is a woman of color and obesity with elaborate hair and fingernails. Actually, I would enjoy the thought of foreigners seeking visas interacting with these folks.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 25, 2015 08:04 AM (KDbAT)
Say farewell to further development. OTOH, it's somehow odd to realize that my great grandchildren will still be at this level of utility all those years from now....
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 25, 2015 08:04 AM (/jpU8)
I think that's what it is. Get one them school buses in an accident and get some kids banged up and oh shit. Admins just say "screw it" and call the whole show off for the day to avoid the grief.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 25, 2015 08:06 AM (6Oeuf)
--
Zoinks, that's a lot of people in one year. Coming from CA and the east? Hmm, possibly troubling.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2015 08:06 AM (ecpef)
Posted by: Case at February 25, 2015 08:06 AM (jhRZ+)
You've just described a scene out of every (government) office in the greater DC area...
It's something that those who don't live here simply can't comprehend.Posted by: anon a mouse at February 25, 2015 08:01 AM (/jpU
About six months after the election had a visit to the Interior Dept to finish up a process improvement study (no work with federal government since because this regime is not interested in saving money) and was shocked by the number of shrines to Duh Won. Also, they had a celebration of gayness display in the lobby. Really creepy seeing the shrines. Most of the staff in DC are there for a nice fat paycheck, don't work, and could care less about the country. The staff of each agency could be reduced 50 percent and they would not have an impact on their "mission."
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 25, 2015 08:06 AM (BLFGI)
Go spend a few minutes (or whatever you can stomach) at the DMV on Gallows Road...
"Government" has become "employment for overweight women"
*ducks*
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 25, 2015 08:07 AM (/jpU8)
>>>By the way, I propose the ONT tonight to be shrouded in black to mourn the end of the "internet" as it's been known in Amerika.
They uploaded it from the Darknet!
Posted by: Bigby's Invisible Hand at February 25, 2015 08:08 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 25, 2015 08:08 AM (FcR7P)
The Lerners (Washington Nationals ownership) figured that out a long time ago - note that the club works w/MLB to have one of the highest number of weekday daytime games in the league - normally avoided by most teams - and get good turnout.
Three quarters of the crowd has their stupid necktags hanging out...
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 25, 2015 08:11 AM (/jpU8)
dang, when I was a kid in SW Ohio, we could have a real snowmaggedon on
the streets and the best we could hope for was a 1 or 2 hour delay"
Know what you mean. I grew up in Cleveland, Ohio and went to college in Athens, Ohio too. I understand there aren't snow plows here and few salt trucks but this is ridiculous. It wasn't like this in Atlanta 20 years ago. The city got excited about snowstorms and schools shutdown for small amounts but there had to be actual snow and ice, not just the possibility of some in the next day or two.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 25, 2015 08:12 AM (1BQGO)
An effective parasite does not kill the host.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2015 08:14 AM (YrXgo)
--
Dems are locusts.
Posted by: @votermom at February 25, 2015 08:16 AM (vrqQL)
The Lerners (Washington Nationals ownership) figured that out a long time ago - note that the club works w/MLB to have one of the highest number of weekday daytime games in the league - normally avoided by most teams - and get good turnout.
Three quarters of the crowd has their stupid necktags hanging out...Posted by: anon a mouse at February 25, 2015 08:11 AM (/jpU
The mandated 4 day work week are a joke. One of those days they get to stay home. So they can "work" for home we provide them Blackberries and in many cases laptops. When we were conducting our study and called people who were "working from home" we either got their kids answering the phones or no response whatsoever. What a terrible waste of funds. Easy fix but need a Prezzy with guts (Walker).
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 25, 2015 08:17 AM (BLFGI)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 25, 2015 08:17 AM (BLFGI)
Was your study of USPTO?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 25, 2015 08:18 AM (fwARV)
"The one way that we can rebuilt the demographic pyramid is to fix a broken immigration system...If we do this, we will rebuild our country in a way that will allow us to grow. If we don't do it, we will be in decline, because the productivity of this country is dependent on young people that are equipped to be able to work hard...Immigrants create far more businesses than native-born Americans over the last 20 years. Immigrants are more fertile, and they love families and they have more intact families."
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2015 08:19 AM (ecpef)
Was your study of USPTO?Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 25, 2015 08:18 AM (fwARV)
Interior Dept. But have been through enough of the agencies to see the same things over and over again.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 25, 2015 08:21 AM (BLFGI)
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#twodecades
Posted by: JDub at February 25, 2015 08:21 AM (X3xYu)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile
Wait til you have worked for a manager who keeps yard-signs on the wall of her office.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2015 08:22 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2015 08:22 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 25, 2015 08:23 AM (6Oeuf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 25, 2015 08:24 AM (6Oeuf)
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That's raycist
Posted by: @votermom at February 25, 2015 08:24 AM (Fr8et)
You know, he actually could have salvaged that whole thing if his last sentences were:
And therefore, to fix our broken system, I propose the following: Seal the borders. Seal them. We have crossing stations, and the United States will never deny those who wish to join and contribute to the greatest nation on Earth. Part of what makes us great, though, is the singular fact that we are a nation of laws. Those laws need to be equally applied to all of us, immigrant and native-born alike. Come to America. Follow our legal processes. Raise your families and help re-build the American dream. I look forward to personally administering the oath of citizen ship to the first 100 individuals to complete the legal process during my presidency.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 25, 2015 08:24 AM (fwARV)
You know, he actually could have salvaged that whole thing if his last sentences were:
And therefore, to fix our broken system, I propose the following: Seal the borders. Seal them. We have crossing stations, and the United States will never deny those who wish to join and contribute to the greatest nation on Earth. Part of what makes us great, though, is the singular fact that we are a nation of laws. Those laws need to be equally applied to all of us, immigrant and native-born alike. Come to America. Follow our legal processes. Raise your families and help re-build the American dream. I look forward to personally administering the oath of citizen ship to the first 100 individuals to complete the legal process during my presidency.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 25, 2015 08:24 AM (fwARV)
Is this like the fairness doctrine? Is Ace going to have to employ a lefty to supply us with "opposing points of view"?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 25, 2015 08:25 AM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 25, 2015 08:25 AM (6Oeuf)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2015 08:22 AM (t//F+)
That's my boss. Female. Of color. Overweight. Hair and nails like whoa. Campaign posters. Candles. Photos. Calendars.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 25, 2015 08:25 AM (fwARV)
Mary Cloggenstein!
Posted by: Trotsky w/an ice-pick thru his head at February 25, 2015 08:26 AM (LaZ5x)
http://tinyurl.com/ldn9s9f
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2015 08:26 AM (CF4F1)
Nah, that didn't limit the reach of stations... "net neutrality" means "I, King Barak The First, make it what it is. Now suck it, peon"
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 25, 2015 08:26 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: @votermom at February 25, 2015 08:26 AM (Fr8et)
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 25, 2015 08:27 AM (/jpU8)
How can that go wrong?
Just ask the pr0n movie folks who have the DoJ squeezing off their financing at the bank spigot.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2015 08:28 AM (CF4F1)
Her sister works over here at the MVA.
I think it's her sister.
Could be a cousin.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2015 08:29 AM (YrXgo)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 25, 2015 08:29 AM (fwARV)
The furnace is still out and I cant stop shiveringPosted by: Baldy at February 25, 2015 08:29 AM (+35FH)
So, does anyone know what's in the "Internet Neutrality" Regulations?
Is this like the fairness doctrine? Is Ace going to have to employ a lefty to supply us with "opposing points of view"?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 25, 2015 08:25 AM (V70Uh)
No one knows what is in them. They are sealed.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2015 08:29 AM (t//F+)
Dammit, hate to hear.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 25, 2015 08:24 AM (6Oeuf)
It sucks, for sure. And naturally, people respond to the shutdown it causes by driving like total f*cking idiots.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2015 08:30 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Baldy at February 25, 2015 08:30 AM (+35FH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 25, 2015 08:30 AM (JO9+V)
We had Gabe. We have Hector and Average Joe.
MUMR is just nuts.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2015 08:30 AM (W8ilb)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 25, 2015 08:25 AM (fwARV)
You work at the DMV?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2015 08:30 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2015 08:31 AM (CF4F1)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 25, 2015 08:31 AM (fwARV)
Have fun with liberals everywhere - point out that under Prezzy Hucknutz, "p0rn" could (and would) be legally restricted on the intertubez under "net neutrality".
The head explosions are particularly entertaining...
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 25, 2015 08:32 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 25, 2015 08:31 AM (fwARV)
Tomato, tomahto.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2015 08:32 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2015 08:33 AM (ecpef)
Maybe they clone her?
Posted by: @votermom at February 25, 2015 08:33 AM (PSvWu)
http://tinyurl.com/pftzqne
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2015 08:33 AM (CF4F1)
If they cut off the flow of pr0n, they'll have riots. Just think of all the fed workers who will have to work.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2015 08:33 AM (W8ilb)
Neighbor has two. In the back window of her Lexus...
that had the "yes we did" sticker across the glass for about a year or two.
/andpeoplewonderwhyIwanttomovetotexas
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 25, 2015 08:34 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: @votermom at February 25, 2015 08:34 AM (PSvWu)
Maybe they clone her?
Posted by: @votermom at February 25, 2015 08:33 AM (PSvWu)
There must be an army of clones, then. Drop into any local Walmart on EBT day, you'll see.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2015 08:34 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2015 08:35 AM (CF4F1)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2015 08:35 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 25, 2015 08:32 AM (/jpU
YEAH THEY ARE!!
/Ron Jeremy
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 25, 2015 08:36 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2015 08:35 AM (CF4F1)
Damn right we would. We'd also make a hybrid.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2015 08:36 AM (2Ojst)
Somehow, I'll think pron will get a reprieve. Everybody likes their noody sites regardless of party. Besides, can you imagine this Admin sitting idly by as gay pron is restricted?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 25, 2015 08:37 AM (6Oeuf)
It seriously pinging my "steps to martial law" conspiracy syndrome.
Posted by: @votermom at February 25, 2015 08:38 AM (gn0f9)
Immigrants
are more fertile, and they love families and they have more intact
families.'
Obviously Jeb hasn't spent much time in South America but he is half right
Fertile and large families? Yes.
Intact
families? That is a joke, right?. Among the poor that are
the ones coming here, there are few formal marriages. Mothers
have kids from multiple fathers who usually aren't around and
contribute zero to raising the kids, if they are even aware they have
them.Children frequently are abandoned by neglectful parents to be
raised by relatives. Many of the people in the rural areas treat their
animals better than their kids. It is very common for a better off
families to take in orphans and raise them as their own. It makes the
crumbling families in our inner cities look like Ozzie and Harriett.
Sound harsh. Yes, but it is true. I'm sick of the Disney Movie Fantasy We Are The World version of reality always presented to us. It is destroying the country.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 25, 2015 08:38 AM (1BQGO)
I just shoot paint in the laundry room :-) It's enclosed, and I can't convince myself to care more than that.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 25, 2015 08:38 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: eman at February 25, 2015 08:39 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: eman at February 25, 2015 08:39 AM (MQEz6)
Heh. Ha ha ha. HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*sobs*
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2015 08:40 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2015 08:41 AM (YrXgo)
Posted by: ALH at February 25, 2015 08:42 AM (yAPdC)
Posted by: steevy at February 25, 2015 08:42 AM (KETbL)
Posted by: Baldy at February 25, 2015 08:43 AM (+35FH)
Posted by: eman at February 25, 2015 08:39 AM (MQEz6)
puff puff pass dude
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 25, 2015 08:43 AM (fWAjv)
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Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2015 08:54 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2015 09:02 AM (wlDny)
Greatest trick is keep your mouth shut. But that never happens.
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