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If he avoids the runoff at least the commercials will be over.
Posted by: DaveA at February 24, 2015 07:26 PM (DL2i+) 2
In!
Posted by: Badda Bing at February 24, 2015 07:26 PM (JgQLj) 3
City of big shoulders and shriveled dicks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2015 07:27 PM (FsuaD) 4
Exactly Jane. Thick necks and little weinies.
Posted by: Badda Bing at February 24, 2015 07:28 PM (JgQLj) 5
But CAC where is the plaid map blowing out the margins??
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 24, 2015 07:28 PM (Zm0GY) 6
Mayor Rahm Emanuel is expected to beat the 50%+1 threshold and avoid a runoff, but his challengers, fueled by everything from
Posted by: Brandon Finnigan at 07:34 PM FIFY Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 24, 2015 07:29 PM (V+kmg) 7
*cues Nelson Muntz laughtrack*
No matter who wins, Chicagoans are screwed ! *digs into popcorn bowl* Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 24, 2015 07:30 PM (go6ud) Posted by: Feh at February 24, 2015 07:30 PM (g/zj9) 9
of course there is.
Posted by: comrade willow at February 24, 2015 07:30 PM (nqBYe) 10
I'm two-spirited, so I get two ballots right?
Posted by: Chicago voter at February 24, 2015 07:31 PM (OVx7B) 11
"but his challengers, fueled by everything from union anger to red light cameras, might make things interesting."
So, no mention of the dozen or so shootings every weekend? Good to know Chicagoans have their priorities straight. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at February 24, 2015 07:31 PM (GuwT9) 12
FINNEGAAAAN!!!!!
Posted by: James T. 'Jimmy Baby' Kirk at February 24, 2015 07:31 PM (6oWpb) 13
I thought Meatball was supposed to bring us the election news?
Posted by: comrade willow at February 24, 2015 07:32 PM (nqBYe) 14
Rahm runs thus motherfukn plantation, you motherfukn teabag freaks! all this shittiness and murder and graft don't come cheap!
plus, the Daleys hook me up Posted by: Feh at February 24, 2015 07:33 PM (g/zj9) 15
Happy Birthday to me...... bitches
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at February 24, 2015 07:33 PM (fLKzW) 16
CAC, nice story in The Federalist.
When is Fox/WSJ going to hire you to do THE JOB! Your kid could use the money, but you would probably have to move to Yankee Land. Tough choices. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 07:33 PM (0FSuD) 17
Rahm will win only because his opponents split the dead vote.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 24, 2015 07:33 PM (glJL/) 18
Is there anyone decent running?
I hope Emanuel doesn't clear 50% just so he has really work/pay for it. Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2015 07:34 PM (lHHyw) 19
I wonder how the O'Hare precinct will go this time around?
Posted by: filbert at February 24, 2015 07:34 PM (h6Mpm) 20
Keith Olbermann was suspended for one week by ESPN for Twatter comments.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2015 07:34 PM (hlbmD) Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at February 24, 2015 07:35 PM (74McK) 22
his challengers, fueled by everything from union anger to red light cameras, might make things interesting
How do they look in tutus? Hizzoner needs a backup corps de ballet. Posted by: Basement Cat at February 24, 2015 07:35 PM (3C9q2) Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 24, 2015 07:35 PM (/4AZU) 24
This town needs an enema.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2015 07:35 PM (hlbmD) Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2015 07:36 PM (FsuaD) 26
If I had a vote, I'd go for Willie Wilson, because alliteration. And because I know it wouldn't f'ing matter, because Chicago.
Posted by: filbert at February 24, 2015 07:36 PM (h6Mpm) 27
24 This town needs an enema.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2015 07:35 PM (hlbmD) More like a garden hose. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2015 07:37 PM (wt/Oq) 28
Mark Levin just read excerpts from a Belmont Club post about internet regulation.
This isn't really OT since we don't have any election results yet. Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2015 07:37 PM (sdi6R) 29
25 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2015 07:36 PM (FsuaD)
It's like Dead Ringers Reimagined.... well none of the Rahm-bo crowd is as cute as Genevieve Bujod... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 24, 2015 07:37 PM (/4AZU) 30
More like a garden hose.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2015 07:37 PM (wt/Oq) Scrape it off into Lake Michigan and start over? Posted by: filbert at February 24, 2015 07:38 PM (h6Mpm) 31
Rahm is like 5' 2" swears screams rants and is a known dick
therefore, he wets the pants of Harfies everywhere and makes PJ Boys hanker for wonk power to snag the seconds that fall from the Master's table it's like a Bacon painting full of stupid nude people Posted by: Feh at February 24, 2015 07:38 PM (g/zj9) 32
I think if I lived in Chi-town I'd have to vote for Jesus Garcia....
Plan B is switching party ID to donkey and voting for the craziest communist La Raza types available. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 24, 2015 07:38 PM (/4AZU) Posted by: president o'bumbles at February 24, 2015 07:39 PM (2KB+E) 34
Someone call Dr. Detroit.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 24, 2015 07:39 PM (Zm0GY) 35
Did you hear what McConnels new brilliant move is?
He wants to split the DHS bill into two bills, one that fully funds DHS and obamas illegal actions and then another bill that will take back the funding for the illegal actions they fully funded in the previous bill. What a brilliant maneuver! That's some goddamned 3-dimensional chess right there folks. Posted by: Kreplach at February 24, 2015 07:40 PM (LB3pO) 36
or you could move to Indiana Sven
Posted by: Feh at February 24, 2015 07:40 PM (g/zj9) 37
31 Posted by: Feh at February 24, 2015 07:38 PM (g/zj9)
My Pirouette brings all the Xhes to the yard....damn right it's better than yours I could teach you but I'd have to charge.... //Rahm-bo Emanuelle in Milkshake Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 24, 2015 07:40 PM (/4AZU) Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 24, 2015 07:40 PM (AC0lD) Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 24, 2015 07:40 PM (iIzG7) 40
And Basement Cat, wouldn't that be a Corpse de Ballet?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 24, 2015 07:41 PM (Zm0GY) 41
So...no hope of Rahm getting voted out?
Shame, I was hoping there would be enough anger to make a difference. Posted by: wheatie at February 24, 2015 07:41 PM (Zc7HF) 42
Someone needs a garden hose?
Posted by: chicago police 'black site' at February 24, 2015 07:41 PM (2KB+E) 43
36 Posted by: Feh at February 24, 2015 07:40 PM (g/zj9)
I have a house up in Franklin IN....I live in Columbia SC and I will be in Butte MT by years' end... if I can keep the arc going I'll be in Canada by decade's end. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 24, 2015 07:41 PM (/4AZU) 44
More like a garden
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2015 07:37 PM (wt/Oq) FIFY Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 07:41 PM (0FSuD) 45
krep when will they get rid of that corrupted old geezer?
Posted by: Feh at February 24, 2015 07:41 PM (g/zj9) 46
An election in Chicago tonight?
How many people usually die during these things? Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 24, 2015 07:40 PM (AC0lD) How many does ya need to die? Axin' for a friend. Posted by: The Chicago Machine at February 24, 2015 07:41 PM (h6Mpm) 47
therefore, he wets the pants of Harfies everywhere and makes PJ Boys hanker for wonk power to snag the seconds that fall from the Master's table.
Posted by: Feh I think PJ Boys are not-so-secretly hankering for something else, like wank power. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at February 24, 2015 07:41 PM (GuwT9) 48
44
More like a Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2015 07:37 PM (wt/Oq) FIFY again Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 07:42 PM (0FSuD) 49
35 Posted by: Kreplach at February 24, 2015 07:40 PM (LB3pO)
It's *almost* as though the GOP is there to protect the democrats from getting their plans undermined. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 24, 2015 07:42 PM (/4AZU) 50
Here's an idea, Chicago: find a candidate who ISN'T corrupt, and then vote them into office.
I know it isn't easy, but try it... Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 24, 2015 07:42 PM (iIzG7) 51
Is there anyone decent running?
I hope Emanuel doesn't clear 50% just so he has really work/pay for it. No competition, no one gives a shit. Even if there is a runoff Rahm has a bottomless pit of cash. It's the Chicago way, from the outhouse to the Whitehouse. Move along, nothing to see here. Posted by: dartist at February 24, 2015 07:42 PM (ahBY0) 52
The good old Chicago Way.
Having lived in the western 'burbs for six years, even in suburbia the "folks" are pretty far left. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2015 07:42 PM (FsuaD) 53
There's nothing wrong with Chicago that couldn't be fixed with a dozen fuel-air bombs.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 24, 2015 07:43 PM (iIzG7) 54
I hope Emanuel has run off.
Posted by: Carol at February 24, 2015 07:43 PM (sj3Ax) 55
More like a
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2015 07:37 PM (wt/Oq) FIFY Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 07:41 PM (0FSuD) FIFY. Posted by: andycanuck at February 24, 2015 07:43 PM (2KB+E) 56
It says so much that Rahm is the lesser of five evils.
The other four are MORE liberal than tiny dancer. Posted by: seamrog at February 24, 2015 07:43 PM (SY3yB) 57
Chicago. A pretty city, good food, museums, etc., etc.
And then there's City Hall. And the corrupt state government. The whole state is f*cked up. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2015 07:44 PM (FsuaD) 58
Here's an idea, Chicago: find a candidate who ISN'T corrupt, and then vote them into office.
I know it isn't easy, but try it... Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 24, 2015 07:42 PM (iIzG7) You know that story in the Bible about Lot? Posted by: filbert at February 24, 2015 07:44 PM (h6Mpm) 59
the Machine will just install another Cog
I like Chicago in spite of its corruption and murder but only just the part I like, which is really small it could be so much more without the dead weight of Dems around its shoulders Posted by: Feh at February 24, 2015 07:44 PM (g/zj9) 60
56 Posted by: seamrog at February 24, 2015 07:43 PM (SY3yB)
I think his communism is just more closeted... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 24, 2015 07:44 PM (/4AZU) Posted by: andycanuck at February 24, 2015 07:45 PM (2KB+E) 62
Lot's wife was a salted!
Posted by: andycanuck at February 24, 2015 07:45 PM (2KB+E) 63
"You know that story in the Bible about Lot?"
I do, and I'll bet God Himself couldn't find five righteous candidates in that town. Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 24, 2015 07:45 PM (iIzG7) Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2015 07:45 PM (FsuaD) Posted by: seamrog at February 24, 2015 07:47 PM (SY3yB) 66
@49
It's even better, McConnell with this brilliant maneuver has actually thrown the ball back in Boehners lap so now he has to get this crap sandwhich through the house with, stop me if you've heard this one before, no time to actually debate it. I might have been huffing glue at the time but didn't we just win a landslide election? Posted by: Kreplach at February 24, 2015 07:47 PM (LB3pO) 67
49 dead on
they're the same class, pulling the good cop bad cop bullshit on the electorate since when, FDR? flush the toilet already Posted by: Feh at February 24, 2015 07:48 PM (g/zj9) 68
64 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2015 07:45 PM (FsuaD)
Take heart.... New York has a shale strip that is trying to secede and join Pennsylvania b/c of Cuomo's attack on mineral rights... If that succeeds I think a lot more areas will divorce the idiot liberal hellholes... Maybe Illinois will vote Shit-Ka-go off the Island... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 24, 2015 07:48 PM (/4AZU) 69
And then there are the libs/progs who inhabit the city and nearby suburbs.
The poor down-staters. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2015 07:45 PM (FsuaD) I saw a story in the past week or so about how some pinhead in St. Louis were thinking they'd be so much more better off if they seceded from Missouri and joined up with Illinois. See, they're so pained and bothered by the bitter clinger rednecks that seem to dominate the state legislature here. And actually, being a transplant into Missouri, I could easily be convinced of the propriety and intelligence of that move . . . Posted by: filbert at February 24, 2015 07:48 PM (h6Mpm) 70
Happy Birthday to me...... bitches
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at February 24, 2015 07:33 PM Happy, happy Abe. I'm glad the rumors of your demise on a smart military blog were false. Walker/Vigoda in 2016! Posted by: Farmer at February 24, 2015 07:49 PM (o/90i) 71
I love Chicago, I grew up there. All presidents must come from there from now on.
Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at February 24, 2015 07:50 PM (0FSuD) 72
65 Posted by: seamrog at February 24, 2015 07:47 PM (SY3yB)
That's just Zeke coming back from self-abuse at the morgue... 66 Posted by: Kreplach at February 24, 2015 07:47 PM (LB3pO) Yup....evidently when the nation hands ~2/3ds the Governorships and landslides in both houses to your party it means "do what the lame duck wants".... fuck the McCain gang. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 24, 2015 07:50 PM (/4AZU) 73
Speaking of the Chicago Way, Ernie Banks' longtime, ahem, caretaker, is claiming that his estate is only worth $16,000 and it has all been left to her. Seems his family is a tad upset.
Ernie Banks. What a shame. http://tinyurl.com/k5dmfzp Posted by: JackStraw at February 24, 2015 07:50 PM (g1DWB) 74
You know, I've wondered. Are there any *stupid* military blogs out there that would be worthwhile? (Since we're not to post 100 yet, perhaps they could be Chicago-based . . .)
Posted by: filbert at February 24, 2015 07:50 PM (h6Mpm) 75
Isn't Chicago where the Philly cheesesteaks come from? *continues trimming nose hairs*
Posted by: Dang, not really paying attention at February 24, 2015 07:51 PM (MNq6o) 76
election? people?
they laugh at us fukn Obama says (on cue) he "has to act in the best interests of the American people" AGAINST Congress! uh, Mr Constitution Professor Obama, you're elected by the Electoral College, and Congress is the thing closer to the American People but never mind the Constitution Posted by: Feh at February 24, 2015 07:51 PM (g/zj9) 77
If I had a vote, I'd go for Willie Wilson.
He has some funny radio spots but they'll be lucky if 30% in the city vote. Posted by: dartist at February 24, 2015 07:52 PM (ahBY0) 78
It really is amazing how they don't pay any attention to how grotesquely disproportionate the shootings are in Obamaland compared to the rest of the country -- or war-torn nations, even. That no one cares SHOULD set off warning bells, but it never does ...
Posted by: acethepug at February 24, 2015 07:53 PM (WK825) 79
If I had a vote, I'd go for Willie Wilson.
He has some funny radio spots but they'll be lucky if 30% in the city vote. Posted by: dartist at February 24, 2015 07:52 PM (ahBY0) But, if those 30% all vote five times, that's like . . . 150%. Winner! Posted by: Mission Control at February 24, 2015 07:54 PM (h6Mpm) Posted by: Feh at February 24, 2015 07:54 PM (g/zj9) 81
but never mind the Constitution
Posted by: Feh Constitutional scholar, constitutional shredder, same thing. AM I RIGHT?! *grabs crotch in the style of a "gansta"* Posted by: Dang at February 24, 2015 07:54 PM (MNq6o) 82
*grabs crotch in the style of a "gansta"*
*holds gun sideways, shoots in the style of gansta* *misses* *shoots 3 year old in mother's arms* Obama and Tiny Dancer: Shrugs Posted by: random Chi-town yoot at February 24, 2015 07:57 PM (FsuaD) 83
Chicago is one of the few US cities with voter registration offices in every mortuary!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 24, 2015 07:58 PM (ftVQq) 84
are you kidding? without blacks killing blacks, there'd be no gun control (i.e. disarmament) issue
Dems can't have that besides, solving the black on black murder thing would be at odds with the successful and profitable black abortion genocide, and this Planned Parenthood donations to Dem coffers I swear, you critics sometimes just don't get it Posted by: Rahm's Manual at February 24, 2015 07:59 PM (g/zj9) 85
Chicago's tired of losing 'America's Worst Big-City Mayor' to New York year after year.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 24, 2015 07:59 PM (MMC8r) 86
66
I might have been huffing glue at the time but didn't we just win a landslide election? Posted by: Kreplach at February 24, 2015 07:47 PM (LB3pO) "We"? No. Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2015 08:00 PM (sdi6R) 87
not my countrymen
Posted by: Feh at February 24, 2015 07:54 PM (g/zj9) Guess you missed it! It isn't "your" country any more! The DC Establishment Party thieves and scoundrels done hauled it away! Posted by: Hrothgar at February 24, 2015 08:01 PM (ftVQq) 88
But, if those 30% all vote five times, that's like . . . 150%.
Winner! Lets not forget about that cemetery on the south side where they dug up old graves and threw their remains in a pile on the back 40 to fit new dead guys. More dead votes than alive. Posted by: dartist at February 24, 2015 08:01 PM (ahBY0) Posted by: Rahm's Manual at February 24, 2015 08:01 PM (g/zj9) Posted by: Rahm's Manual at February 24, 2015 08:02 PM (g/zj9) Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 24, 2015 08:02 PM (MbqmP) Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 24, 2015 08:02 PM (MbqmP) 93
Chicago's tired of losing 'America's Worst Big-City Mayor' to New York year after year.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower You'll never get it! Nobody can bring the cray-cray like me! I'll make my black lesbian wife Chief of Police if I have to. Posted by: Bill DiBlasio at February 24, 2015 08:02 PM (GuwT9) 94
I might have been huffing glue at the time but didn't we just win a landslide election?
Posted by: Kreplach at February 24, 2015 07:47 PM (LB3pO) Thanks for playing "Vote R to Make A Difference"! Posted by: RInse Prieboss at February 24, 2015 08:02 PM (ftVQq) 95
TWICE!
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 24, 2015 08:02 PM (MbqmP) 96
TWICE!
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 24, 2015 08:02 PM (MbqmP) 97
TWICE!
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 24, 2015 08:02 PM (MbqmP) 98
TWICE!
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 24, 2015 08:02 PM (MbqmP) 99
TWICE!
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 24, 2015 08:02 PM (MbqmP) Posted by: Feh at February 24, 2015 08:03 PM (g/zj9) Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 24, 2015 08:03 PM (MbqmP) Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 24, 2015 08:03 PM (MbqmP) Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 24, 2015 08:03 PM (MbqmP) 104
Haha! Oh dear, don't ban me, I can't help it.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 24, 2015 08:03 PM (MbqmP) 105
100 sock off
this cider's harder than I thought Posted by: Feh at February 24, 2015 08:03 PM (g/zj9) You ain't kidding. I seem to be seeing quintuple... Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2015 08:04 PM (wt/Oq) 106
Have you got the hiccups or something?
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2015 08:04 PM (sdi6R) 107
Just whatever you do, don't bop the "post" button four or five times in quick succession.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 24, 2015 08:04 PM (MbqmP) 108
Rahm had hundreds of plows out yesterday with the blades up for a little show. The last snow we had melted before they got to the alleys and streets.
Posted by: dartist at February 24, 2015 08:05 PM (ahBY0) 109
I'll have what the spasming gentleman on the floor who's repeatedly kicking the Post button is having, barkeep . . .
Posted by: filbert at February 24, 2015 08:06 PM (h6Mpm) 110
Now you're just mocking me.
Posted by: the barrel at February 24, 2015 08:06 PM (FsuaD) Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 08:07 PM (0FSuD) 112
Just whatever you do, don't bop the "post" button four or five times in quick succession.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 24, 2015 08:04 PM (MbqmP) Just remember this is running on Pixy software and it was designed for a 9.6 modem connection! Posted by: Hrothgar at February 24, 2015 08:07 PM (ftVQq) 113
I did find at the local Aldi store that they had glüwein on clearance . . . apparently Christmas sales weren't up to expectations in this territory. I only picked up one bottle, though.
I was going to have some tonight but noticed that we're to have snow tomorrow, so I'm holding off. Posted by: filbert at February 24, 2015 08:09 PM (h6Mpm) 114
Ah. Pixy eats my umlauts still, I see.
Posted by: filbert at February 24, 2015 08:09 PM (h6Mpm) Posted by: Feh at February 24, 2015 08:09 PM (g/zj9) 116
Yeah, Aldi. Germans. Pay to use a grocery trolley. Uptight. Owners of Trader Joe's, strangely.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 24, 2015 08:11 PM (MbqmP) 117
And then there are the libs/progs who inhabit the city and nearby suburbs.
The poor down-staters. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2015 07:45 PM That would be me. This state is soooo f...ed, we are over 100 BILLION in arrears in the pension system! Guess there's a reason they call us the "Sucker State". BTW, for those that never lived here, anything outside of Cook Co. is considered downstate. You can still live north of Chicago and be downstate. Posted by: Farmer at February 24, 2015 08:11 PM (o/90i) 118
Sir: REPORT to the BARREL. Excessive double posts.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 08:07 PM (0FSuD) This stuff tastes kinda like ham. And social justice. But mostly ham. What's in this barrel, anyway? Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 24, 2015 08:12 PM (MbqmP) 119
>>>Just remember this is running on Pixy software and it was designed for a 9.6 modem connection!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 24, 2015 08:07 PM (ftVQq)<<< Pixy's software was outdated even for my use. Posted by: zombie Samuel Morse at February 24, 2015 08:13 PM (OVx7B) Posted by: b at February 24, 2015 08:13 PM (WNERA) 121
BTW, for those that never lived here, anything outside of Cook Co. is considered downstate. You can still live north of Chicago and be downstate. Posted by: Farmer at February 24, 2015 08:11 PM (o/90i) Errrmmm....Kane Country is pretty prog. I know from former crazy neighbors. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2015 08:13 PM (FsuaD) 122
The Polls may close, but the voting goes on, and on, and on.
Posted by: Mr. Natural at February 24, 2015 08:14 PM (/pOl7) Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 24, 2015 08:14 PM (P330y) Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2015 08:15 PM (D0SjQ) Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 08:15 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: filbert at February 24, 2015 08:15 PM (h6Mpm) 127
Because it can't be said enough, Thanks, Illinois, for the POS in the Oval Office! And thanks, Orca, for all your help!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2015 08:15 PM (FsuaD) 128
The Polls may close, but the voting goes on, and on, and on.
*** In Chi-Town, the dead never rest. Posted by: Mr. Doo Doo at February 24, 2015 08:16 PM (g2DAI) Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2015 08:16 PM (D0SjQ) 130
(I may have had to delete a sentence or two in that last post.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2015 08:16 PM (FsuaD) 131
Pray tell WTF is that?
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 08:15 PM (0FSuD) A sweet, spiced wine. Generally served warm. Quite yummy on cold winter nights. Gluhwein (without umlauts). Posted by: filbert at February 24, 2015 08:17 PM (h6Mpm) 132
BTW, for those that never lived here, anything outside of Cook Co. is
considered downstate. You can still live north of Chicago and be downstate. Yep, but the thing that kills me is that the Chicago machine seems to control the whole state. I doubt Rauner can even fight that. Posted by: dartist at February 24, 2015 08:19 PM (ahBY0) 133
@131
Oh, this. http://tinyurl.com/24o22j Sound good on a cold snowy day. What was that address again? Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 08:19 PM (0FSuD) 134
The Polls may close, but the voting goes on, and on, and on.
Posted by: Mr. Natural at February 24, 2015 08:14 PM (/pOl7) Just until they get it right! Posted by: Hrothgar at February 24, 2015 08:19 PM (ftVQq) Posted by: Mr. Doo Doo at February 24, 2015 08:20 PM (g2DAI) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 24, 2015 08:20 PM (9eDiC) 137
Aldi store had that wine? Alcoholic or non?
I don't think the stores in NC sell alcoholic beverages Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 08:21 PM (0FSuD) 138
Tiny Dancer is a POS. That is all.
Posted by: Ronster at February 24, 2015 08:22 PM (ymjdW) Posted by: b at February 24, 2015 08:22 PM (WNERA) 140
NC Aldi stores are all in the Black neighborhoods. I guess they are like Family Dollar Grocery stores?
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 08:23 PM (0FSuD) 141
139 I don't think the stores in NC sell alcoholic beverages
What good are they then? Posted by: b at February 24, 2015 08:22 PM (WNERA) In Kentucky, grocery stores are the same way. Thankfully, just across the river in Indiana, they are not. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2015 08:23 PM (wt/Oq) 142
Sound good on a cold snowy day. What was that address again?
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 08:19 PM (0FSuD) Just so. I'm on the Missouri side of the KC metro . . . Aldi stores here sell beer and wine. Posted by: filbert at February 24, 2015 08:23 PM (h6Mpm) 143
The Jewel-Osco stores in the Chicago 'burbs were weird.
The one in our town sold beer, wine and liquor seven days a week (after 12:00 on Sunday). This was in the grocery store. In Naperville, you could buy groceries in the Jewel, but had to check out, carry your groceries to the car, and then go in the ?? Osco (or was it the Jewel?) and buy your alcohol separately. So very strange, weird, and a pain-in-the-ass. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2015 08:25 PM (FsuaD) 144
IN is considering liquor sales in Sunday yay but the bill sucks
Posted by: Feh at February 24, 2015 08:25 PM (g/zj9) 145
I'm on the Missouri side of the KC metro . . . Aldi stores here sell beer and wine.
Posted by: filbert at February 24, 2015 08:23 PM (h6Mpm) Funny how they let some Tenth Amendment issues just slide on by. Posted by: Hrothgar at February 24, 2015 08:25 PM (ftVQq) 146
I see Jesus (not going to attempt the accent mark . . . shakes fist at Pixy) has taken the early, er, well, not exactly a lead as such . . .
Posted by: filbert at February 24, 2015 08:25 PM (h6Mpm) Posted by: seamrog at February 24, 2015 08:27 PM (SY3yB) Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at February 24, 2015 08:27 PM (m9V0o) 149
I'm on the Missouri side of the KC metro . . . Aldi stores here sell beer and wine.
Posted by: filbert at February 24, 2015 08:23 PM (h6Mpm) Yeah, I miss being able to buy Tanqueray at any ol grocery store. Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 24, 2015 08:27 PM (MbqmP) 150
SC is a free state, so liquor stores are privately owned. Costco sells booze down there, but you have to go out of the main store and into a booze store.
Good prices. Grey Goose makes their vodka. It's NOT valu rite. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 08:28 PM (0FSuD) 151
Yeah, I miss being able to buy Tanqueray at any ol grocery store.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade Wait, there is a grocery store in the Barrel? Ace upgrades the joint. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 08:32 PM (0FSuD) 152
It seems odd to have a mayoral race at a time when the weather is still shitty.
Posted by: Bruce J. at February 24, 2015 08:32 PM (iQIUe) 153
Jesus "Chuy" Garcia was a big backer of Harold Washington way back when.
He stepped in when Teachers Union Leader Karen Lewis was hospitalized with brain cancer. Why can't they all lose ? Posted by: seamrog at February 24, 2015 08:33 PM (SY3yB) 154
Has the outlying grave yard vote come in yet? I should move to chicago so I can vote after I am dead!
Posted by: captain*arizona at February 24, 2015 08:34 PM (iAkqi) 155
Darn, I was at O'Hare today. I should have voted while I was waiting.
Posted by: Mr. Natural at February 24, 2015 08:35 PM (/pOl7) 156
The vote totals show about half of the precincts reporting, but no wards have been called yet.
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2015 08:35 PM (sdi6R) 157
If he wins, will his victory song be "Tiny Dancer"?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2015 08:35 PM (mx5oN) 158
Wait, there is a grocery store in the Barrel? Ace upgrades the joint.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 08:32 PM (0FSuD) Hrm, filthy, dark, semen-crusted... yup, pretty sure the barrel is in KCMO somewhere. Maybe over by Blue Hills? Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 24, 2015 08:35 PM (MbqmP) 159
Hrm, filthy, dark, semen-crusted... yup, pretty sure the barrel is in KCMO somewhere. Maybe over by Blue Hills?
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 24, 2015 08:35 PM (MbqmP) The West Bottoms, I'd wager. Posted by: filbert at February 24, 2015 08:37 PM (h6Mpm) 160
So, no Republican bothered to get on the ballot, just on the off change Rahm might get hit by a trolly car or something? Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 24, 2015 08:38 PM (kdS6q) 161
They have to call all he dead votes before they can call a ward.
Posted by: Infidel at February 24, 2015 08:38 PM (1000j) 162
157 If he wins, will his victory song be "Tiny Dancer"?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2015 08:35 PM (mx5oN) More like Whiney Dancer. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2015 08:38 PM (wt/Oq) Posted by: Queen Barry I at February 24, 2015 08:38 PM (GuwT9) 164
He stepped in when Teachers Union Leader Karen Lewis was hospitalized with brain cancer.
God bless her health but she was a loud mouthed liberal asshole when she was healthy. Nothing to choose from. Chuy has 34%. Posted by: dartist at February 24, 2015 08:38 PM (ahBY0) 165
I love glue wine!
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 24, 2015 08:39 PM (mx5oN) 166
mixed nuts 55%
9 1/2 fingers 45% This is Chicago, certain wards will sit on their votes until the end, to determine how much of a margin Rahmbo wins by. very Daley-esque Posted by: seamrog at February 24, 2015 08:41 PM (SY3yB) 167
So, no Republican bothered to get on the ballot, just on the off change Rahm might get hit by a trolly car or something?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 24, 2015 08:38 PM (kdS6q) Chicago Republicans that get on the ballot tend to have health problems right before the election for some "unknown" reason. Posted by: Hrothgar at February 24, 2015 08:41 PM (ftVQq) 168
The West Bottoms, I'd wager.
Posted by: filbert at February 24, 2015 08:37 PM (h6Mpm) Oh, man. The stories. Something like 3/4 of the residential stuff in the West Bottoms burnt down in a couple of years there in the late 90s. Strange, cos that was right when Kay Waldo-Barnes was getting all froggy about white art kids living on the cheap down there. Strange. Very strange, that. Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 24, 2015 08:42 PM (MbqmP) 169
152
It seems odd to have a mayoral race at a time when the weather is still shitty. Posted by: Bruce J. at February 24, 2015 08:32 PM (iQIUe) No, THAT'S the point. Local ward toads and city employees will vote for the machine. Harder to get the others out to vote in a winter storm. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 08:42 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 24, 2015 08:43 PM (kdS6q) Posted by: seamrog at February 24, 2015 08:44 PM (SY3yB) 172
Posted by: seamrog at February 24, 2015 08:41 PM (SY3yB)
One of the few things that elected Democrat officials do extremely well is the efficient use of voter fraud to steal elections. Posted by: Hrothgar at February 24, 2015 08:45 PM (ftVQq) 173
Kind of surprising this hasn't been called yet.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 24, 2015 08:46 PM (g1DWB) 174
I always liked Chicago when I was younger, course I had an older friend who was sort of in the mob. Tickets? Never got one. Park where ever you want.
Girls? Oh, YES! Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 08:46 PM (0FSuD) 175
Cash bar at the #fioretti party. $9 for a Miller Lite, $5 for a Coke.
Come on now, someone has to pay for that blond wig hat he's wearing. Posted by: dartist at February 24, 2015 08:47 PM (ahBY0) 176
@132 most of Illinois is pretty liberal.
Chicago only has 20% of the states population it can't effect the states politics all by itself. Posted by: Kreplach at February 24, 2015 08:48 PM (LB3pO) 177
I think we have actual hobos running in the upcoming mayoral race in philly
should be entertaining Posted by: BlackOrchidPhotobomb at February 24, 2015 08:50 PM (pS66t) 178
We always enjoy this kind of thing.
Posted by: Rotting corpses in Chicago cemeteries at February 24, 2015 08:50 PM (yxw0r) 179
173 JackStraw
Not surprising at all. Every ward wants to the last to report. Last report swings the election. Brought to you by the same machine that was integral in electing JFK. With 50 years more experience. Posted by: seamrog at February 24, 2015 08:50 PM (SY3yB) 180
One of the few things that elected Democrat officials do extremely well is the efficient use of voter fraud to steal elections.
yep. you don't actually have to show up at polls and vote in urban-center demo wards they just bring in boxes of premade votes here in philly, I'm sure it's the same there. Posted by: BlackOrchidPhotobomb at February 24, 2015 08:51 PM (pS66t) 181
I hope they spank ram/roehm and make him cry till his makeup runs.
Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2015 08:52 PM (go5uR) 182
Chicago only has 20% of the states population it can't effect the states politics all by itself.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 24, 2015 08:48 PM (LB3pO) Tell ME about it. Posted by: Richard Nixon, nov 1960 at February 24, 2015 08:52 PM (0FSuD) 183
I'm gonna go out on a limb and make a bold prediction, here... a Democrat will win.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 24, 2015 08:52 PM (5pg79) 184
Well, must dash. Ta ta for now, y'all.
Posted by: filbert at February 24, 2015 08:54 PM (h6Mpm) Posted by: seamrog at February 24, 2015 08:54 PM (SY3yB) 186
@174
Yes. Just visited these guys with some guys that worked with them. Real rough looking, but would do anything for you. I was in my 20's and man did it open my eyes! Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 08:57 PM (0FSuD) 187
Is Cicero the mob town? I think that's where they were.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 08:59 PM (0FSuD) 188
Chicago only has 20% of the states population it can't effect the states politics all by itself.
Seems a little funny like a clown that we have so many governors going to jail and the machine keeps on a rollin. Posted by: dartist at February 24, 2015 09:00 PM (ahBY0) 189
You know that scene in Good Fellas at a bar when the little guy kills the guy who dissed him.
I swear the bar they went to looked exactly like that place in the movie. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 09:01 PM (0FSuD) 190
Seems a little funny like a clown that we have so many governors going to jail and the machine keeps on a rollin.
Posted by: dartist at February 24, 2015 09:00 PM (ahBY0) Why? Money honey. All contracts go through the machine. Pay to play. Wonder where Obama got that idea? Wonder no more. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 09:02 PM (0FSuD) 191
Ballots in the trunk and ballerinas in the belfry!
Posted by: Mayor Rahm Manziel at February 24, 2015 09:04 PM (Dwehj) 192
Cicero was where Alphonse Capone relocated to when the heat in the city got too hot.
In the late 70's they had bars that stayed open til 5 a.m. When the city bars closed at 2 a.m. some ventured westbound to the "stop and sock" bars. Yes, very enlightening. Rules ?? hahahahaha Posted by: seamrog at February 24, 2015 09:04 PM (SY3yB) 193
And now they're in me, always with me, tiny ballots in my hand.
Posted by: Mayor Rahm Manziel at February 24, 2015 09:08 PM (Dwehj) 194
When the city bars closed at 2 a.m. some ventured westbound to the "stop and sock" bars.
I bet we could compare notes and have some laughs. Some bars would close for 1/2 an hour at 5 or 6 and then open again because Rules. Hah, the old days. Posted by: dartist at February 24, 2015 09:12 PM (ahBY0) 195
#176: I'm gonna have to disagree with you, there, Kreplach.
If that 20% of the state is just 60% liberal, while the rest of the state is only 40% liberal, that's enough to swing every statewide election in favor of Democrats. Assuming there's no crossover voting, a statewide election will result in a 52-48 Democrat victory. And I suspect Chicago is well over 60% liberal. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 24, 2015 09:14 PM (5pg79) Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 09:17 PM (0FSuD) 197
194 Dartist
Yep, at "closing time" get a few six packs, sit in the car and crank the 8-track til the bar re-opened, and was immediately crowded again. Crazy days, lots of unbeleived stories. Posted by: seamrog at February 24, 2015 09:19 PM (SY3yB) 198
@132 most of Illinois is pretty liberal.
Chicago only has 20% of the states population it can't effect the states politics all by itself. Posted by: Kreplach at February 24, 2015 08:48 PM WTF? I've lived here all my life, Chicago was usually considered to have half the population. Now w/ the suburban growth the Chicago metro area is 65%. The suburbs used to be Rep, but as Jane pointed out they are increasingly Dem. County by county in the last Gov. election Quinn only carried Cook, the other 101 counties all went Rep for Rauner. Posted by: Farmer at February 24, 2015 09:21 PM (o/90i) 199
Before Wisconsin enacted their last bar hours law the old law used to be, close at 1:30 weeknights 2:30 weekends. But there was no set opening time, the rule was a bar had to be closed for 6 hrs. straight sometime during the day. So a few mom and pop bars would close at 10:00 pm and open at 4:00 am for the shift work guys. Added bonus if you were young and stupid, there was only a hour and a half to kill before you would continue drinking on a Friday night.
Posted by: lowandslow at February 24, 2015 09:24 PM (+ebSh) 200
There is a reason it's called "The Chicago and Illinois Motor Club"
They are two different states. I went to the '68 democrat convention with a press pass. I got to watch the hippies get the shit beat out of them in front of the Hilton. Good times, good times. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 09:27 PM (0FSuD) 201
at least 50% of Chicago voters are not liberal.
they hate gay marriage, illegal immigrants, legal pot, etc etc. They are uneducated leeches that vote for more free shit. They don't have any idea of political ideologies. Cut the free shit and they will stop voting. Posted by: seamrog at February 24, 2015 09:29 PM (SY3yB) 202
@201
Ya want your street plowed? Here the list of who to vote for. You having trouble with that permit? Here's the list of who to vote for. The Daley, now Rahm, machine works. Don't support'em? You going to have some trouble. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 09:33 PM (0FSuD) 203
Because it can't be said enough, Thanks, Illinois, for the POS in the Oval Office!
Wait a minute Jane...he was raised in HI and Indonesia. Parents folks came from WA and Kenya, don't blame us for the fact that grifter settled on the SS of Chicago to start running his scams. Where he plied his trade to start his career is a no go zone for most IL citizens if you are pigmentally challenged. Posted by: Farmer at February 24, 2015 09:33 PM (o/90i) 204
CAC showing that the big three wards still not reporting. Everyone wants to know the numbers they need to report.
That's why after 1960, down state will never report till Chicago does. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 09:36 PM (0FSuD) 205
Where have all the morons gone, long time passing?
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 09:39 PM (0FSuD) 206
Does he mention which wards ?
Posted by: seamrog at February 24, 2015 09:39 PM (SY3yB) 207
Oh En Tee.....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at February 24, 2015 09:43 PM (XrHO0) 208
guess the corgis all went to the " Ace can quit smoking" rerun thread.
Posted by: seamrog at February 24, 2015 09:43 PM (SY3yB) 209
Cook county has a population of 5.2 million, Illinois 12.9 million.
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 24, 2015 09:46 PM (2o6Wj) Posted by: seamrog at February 24, 2015 09:46 PM (SY3yB) 211
@198
Cook county only has 40% of the population of Illinois. So it's areas outside of cook that are more liberal than you believe that tilt elections to the Dems. Posted by: Kreplach at February 24, 2015 09:52 PM (LB3pO) 212
I'm over the border in NW Indiana. God I so want a run-off!
Posted by: Buckeye Katie at February 24, 2015 09:54 PM (1M/xn) 213
Wards 19, 36, 42 are the three highlighted on Brandon's Chicago dashboard page as being noteworthy. 19 for anti Rahm, 36 a swing ward and 42 pro Rahm
Posted by: just another bitter clinger at February 24, 2015 10:07 PM (+f598) 214
As a lifelong Chicago suburbanite, I hope Emanuel wins. I have seen his competition - they are scumbags! Rahm hasn't done anything egregious, unlike his brother, Ezekiel.
Posted by: Chris M at February 24, 2015 11:16 PM (6RZos) 215
I have a house up in Franklin IN....I live in Columbia SC and I will be in Butte MT by years' end...
if I can keep the arc going I'll be in Canada by decade's end. Butte?Great place. Ever imbibe at the Helsinki Yacht Club? Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 24, 2015 11:20 PM (lAXNl) Posted by: The Smiling Bandit at February 25, 2015 05:42 AM (/4AZU) 217
202 Posted by: Nip Sip at February 24, 2015 09:33 PM (0FSuD)
Correct, and Obama is transferring that "original intent" following attitude to the Federal level.... I am an advocate of Plan B... If the leftoids want to import 44 million "newer better Americans" NO PROBLEM.... Conservatives who can't get the GOP to do what they want should cross over and use the Scarlet Invaders to crush the white socialist democrat to dust using the "newer better Americans" to do it. I'm gooey for Chuy. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 25, 2015 05:53 AM (/4AZU) 218
Nope. Runoff.
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