Morning Thread (2-20-2015)

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(And you'll thank me for not including the lead image)

Posted by: Andy at 06:00 AM




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1 Helloooo!

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 20, 2015 05:53 AM (wVWRM)

2 Good Morning,

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 05:53 AM (sj3Ax)

3 Bring the Vic!

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 20, 2015 05:53 AM (wVWRM)

4 Golfman,
It looks like it's only the two of us.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 05:54 AM (sj3Ax)

5 What's temperature where you are? Six here in Boston area.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 05:55 AM (sj3Ax)

6 Walmart raising wages.

Alternate headline. Walmart can't compete with the Feds. People would rather sit home and collect a check.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 20, 2015 05:55 AM (wVWRM)

7 About 12 here Carol. No frozen precip around though.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 20, 2015 05:56 AM (wVWRM)

8 I have a buddy that's lives in Marblehead. He says its brutal up there.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 20, 2015 05:57 AM (wVWRM)

9 -7 currently here in Pittsburgh, with a high of 8 degrees today. Wind chills are supposed to be crazy cold until noon. BUT.... it's going up to about 30 for Saturday and Sunday!! SPRING!

Posted by: NoLongerintheBellyoftheBeast at February 20, 2015 05:58 AM (D/mKE)

10 Let me drag this from the bottom of the ONT.

...........................
G'morning, all


Two degrees in Baltimore (Record)

And twenty two years ago Mrs VIA became the queen of all my domain, and the Lady of Stately VIA Manor.

Of course, back then it was more of a one bedroom apartment, instead of the sprawling row home that it has become.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 05:58 AM (SwjpS)

11 Andy. Heh.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 20, 2015 05:58 AM (wVWRM)

12 Will there be a podcast this week? Topics?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 20, 2015 05:59 AM (wVWRM)

13 Congrats VIA. 26+ years for me and the Golflady.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 20, 2015 06:00 AM (wVWRM)

14 Guess I need to ease over and rattle the state line cage to awaken the Vic.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 20, 2015 06:01 AM (wVWRM)

15 Congrats to you, and Golflady as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 06:04 AM (SwjpS)

16 Golfman,
It is brutal here, we have never had so many big storms in 3 weeks, nearly 8 feet of snow from 1/23-2/16/15 & none has melted.
I have AWD but it's too big to get out of my driveway unless I want to hit mountains of snow & dent car.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 06:05 AM (sj3Ax)

17 Morning all, left central MI yesterday because of the forecast. Currently -25 with a wind chill of -46. So happy we decided to stay with family in OH.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 20, 2015 06:05 AM (A7+oz)

18 I see where the High School records for the leader of ISIS are reportedly available.

Could our Presentdent's College records be far behind?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 06:05 AM (SwjpS)

19 Good morning insomniacs.

13 F in Sumter, SC.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 20, 2015 06:06 AM (V70Uh)

20

DAY 836

627 to go (700 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 06:07 AM (3SUKc)

21 VIA,
Congratulations & I hope you are planning a nice night out tonight or waiting until it warms up a bit.

Golfman,
Congratulations to you & Mrs. Golfman.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 06:07 AM (sj3Ax)

22 -18 in Marquette Michigan. We rarely get white outs but we have had a few lately. -18 is NOT wind chill!

Posted by: Chilling the most at February 20, 2015 06:08 AM (VBeG5)

23
35 right now in Sarasota. My friends are cursing me for bringing the cold from NYC.

Supposed to get back to the 70's by tomorrow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 06:08 AM (3SUKc)

24 There's JJ.

Rudy doesn't sound like he's backing down.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 20, 2015 06:08 AM (wVWRM)

25 32 degrees here on the beaches of Central Florida

Posted by: Rocky at February 20, 2015 06:09 AM (2Bw1d)

26 Congratulations, VIA and Mrs. VIA.

And you've got the perfect reason to have to be very close today: a high temp of 15 for the day.

Haven't heard (or seen) the term 'row house' in a while.

Posted by: Retread at February 20, 2015 06:09 AM (px8hG)

27 "waiting until it warms up a bit. "

Planned a Bed and Breakfast up in Chesapeake City Md for the weekend.
But, weather predictions are going to keep us here on the grounds of the Manor.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 06:09 AM (SwjpS)

28 record lows reported around the NYC area. not important, just wait till global warming starts again, then you'll wish you'd listened to James Hansen, who said in 2008 that we couldn't wait any longer to take drastic measures against global warming.

Posted by: mallfly at February 20, 2015 06:09 AM (QZVz5)

29 Good morning pixel people, stay warm! It's cold here in the South too, currently 18 with an incoming storm. The good news here is its going to warm up to 60 by Saturday so the ice that might form will be gone.

Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at February 20, 2015 06:10 AM (4pjhs)

30 24 There's JJ.

Rudy doesn't sound like he's backing down.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 20, 2015 06:08 AM (wVWRM)


Yeah. Supposedly he "walked back" his statement yesterday on Fox, but I didn't hear it like that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 06:10 AM (3SUKc)

31

Sheldon Silver is indicted on fraud charges.

LONG overdue. But the whole NY State system is really corrupt. Maybe not as bad as some other places but bad enough and both parties are to blame.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 06:12 AM (3SUKc)

32 I looked at Drudge & link to Accuweather say Eastern half of U S is freezing & below. Same happened last year, except we didn't have all this snow on ground at once.
Last year they called it Polar Vortex, remember?

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 06:15 AM (sj3Ax)

33 Morning schmoe is wringing hands because no one in the right will stand up against what Rudy said.

Eff em all.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 20, 2015 06:15 AM (wVWRM)

34 Morning, all.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 20, 2015 06:16 AM (vSCtH)

35
Attacks on the Kochs to blame eh?Are yousure it wasn't the failed policies of the dims?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 20, 2015 06:17 AM (KlVdw)

36 VIA,
Stay home this weekend & reschedule to warmer weekend.
It's not safe to go out with windchill as is here. Frostbite can happen in 30 seconds.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 06:21 AM (sj3Ax)

37 Illegals & amnesty got rid of dimwits & Republicans aren't doing enough to stop it.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 06:22 AM (sj3Ax)

38 "Stay home this weekend & reschedule to warmer weekend. "

That is the current plan.

I may be an Idiot, in search of a Village, but I'm not a fool.



Or, something like that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 06:23 AM (SwjpS)

39 Bobby Jindal is defending gist of Rudy's comments.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 06:24 AM (sj3Ax)

40 I don't know why anyone would give Guiliani any grief about saying the emperor has no clothes. Anyone remember the speech M'Chelle gave about how Barack would fundamentally change America? If you love America and think it's great, why would you make fundamental changes to it?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 20, 2015 06:25 AM (KlVdw)

41 Morning, Glories!

A balmy 24 this a.m. in NE OK. But reading the temps in Mich chills me so, I may just stay under the covers.

Congratulations to the Golfmans. A good start.

Posted by: mindful webworker - brr at February 20, 2015 06:26 AM (FTf+m)

42

*takes selfie*

Posted by: barry soetoro at February 20, 2015 06:27 AM (tBSrv)

43 re 38: or as the punchline to a joke has it "I might be crazy but I'm not stupid"

Posted by: mallfly at February 20, 2015 06:27 AM (QZVz5)

44 It is NEVER "the plan" people are against...

the sun got in the voter's eyes, the alarm didn't go off, the idiot sheeple just don't grasp how great the plan is....

never is it the socialism.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 20, 2015 06:27 AM (/4AZU)

45 57 here, but it is Phoenix.

Posted by: Killerdog at February 20, 2015 06:28 AM (vntmB)

46 I see that there is a new, very aggressive form of HIV discovered in Cuba.

I know, let's encourage easier travel between the US and them.

At least with Cuba's state of the art medical system, a cure should be found soon.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 06:30 AM (SwjpS)

47 First time I visited Florida (Daytona) in January '81 it was colder there then Milwaukee Wisconsin. 19/54 deg... Those folks were hurting and the cheese-heads had the suntan lotion out. 2 days later the temps reversed.

Posted by: Fewenuff at February 20, 2015 06:30 AM (zPNX5)

48 44 never is it the socialism.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 20, 2015 06:27 AM (/4AZU)


This is why people should never be perplexed when the MFM seemingly attacks a Democrat when they can no longer cover for them. (See Kruschev after Stalin's death).

Defend the ideology/party at all costs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 06:30 AM (3SUKc)

49 negative 7 feels like 26 below

yep that's enough

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 20, 2015 06:31 AM (Cq0oW)

50 -2 before dawn, up to 4 now, here inside the Beltway.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 06:32 AM (ztOda)

51 48 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 06:30 AM (3SUKc)

Correct the newsies will defend ANYTHING right up until it hurts the plan...

we're fighting fucking cylons.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 20, 2015 06:33 AM (/4AZU)

52 It's 17 here on beautiful Sand Mountain, AL. With some global warming on the way. IIRC the EPA wants to close 14 coal power plants in the state. No talk of what we are suppose to replace them with.

Posted by: Case at February 20, 2015 06:33 AM (9mWut)

53 "No talk of what we are suppose to replace them with."

Solar panels?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 06:34 AM (SwjpS)

54 56 here in central Texas.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 20, 2015 06:34 AM (KlVdw)

55 Meh, only 8 more days of February, then March will mean its time to start getting the garden area cleared of from all the pine trash that's accumulated since October, then plow the garden and start plants.

The good thing is temps will be closer to 70 than they are to 8, like earlier this week.

Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at February 20, 2015 06:36 AM (4pjhs)

56 EPA should be shut down, it served its purpose. Now it's just starting trouble trying to keep itself relevant.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 06:37 AM (sj3Ax)

57 Good morning RINOs in the little boxes
75 degrees out here
Going to be a hot day at the range (finally get to shoot the .45 I built)

Posted by: Navycopjoe (thugging through the doghouse) at February 20, 2015 06:37 AM (42b4i)

58
Correct the newsies will defend ANYTHING right up until it hurts the plan...

we're fighting fucking cylons.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 20, 2015 06:33 AM (/4AZU)

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I will say one thing positive about the "Battlestar Galactica" reboot in comparison to Obama, at least itended after 4 seasons.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 20, 2015 06:37 AM (KlVdw)

59 Morning all. Yeah, we bust your stones on the weather, (52 atm), but seriously, y'all in the cold zones, be careful and stay warm.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 06:37 AM (WQHck)

60 I weep for the soul of that jet engine. The ignominy, to go from the sound of freedom, to the whimper of gramscian rot.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 06:38 AM (ztOda)

61 52
It's 17 here on beautiful Sand Mountain, AL. With some global warming on
the way. IIRC the EPA wants to close 14 coal power plants in the state.
No talk of what we are suppose to replace them with.

Posted by: Case at February 20, 2015 06:33 AM (9mWut)

They will be replaced with unicorn fart powered windmills, just think of all the extra skittles as a by-product.

Posted by: Killerdog at February 20, 2015 06:38 AM (vntmB)

62 Congrats to the two anniversaries
You're better halves are definitely better of course

Posted by: Navycopjoe (thugging through the doghouse) at February 20, 2015 06:38 AM (42b4i)

63 Polar Vortex-ageddon

Stay warm and covered up peeps.

Anyone noticed how quiet Al Gore has gotten over the years? He is not the lightening rod on AGW XYZ WHATEVAH that he was...crazy Uncle syndrome? That and he has others stirring/serving the koolaid for him? "My plan is working Bwaaahaaa" as well?

Awfully quiet though...

Posted by: Fewenuff at February 20, 2015 06:39 AM (zPNX5)

64 700 Days, JJ. Thank you.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 06:40 AM (ztOda)

65 Dropping temperatures indicate climate change!!1!!!111!

You must all give up your eeeevil SUVs and ride bicycles, submit to confiscatory taxation, start a neofeudal society and become an 0bama knob gobbler

Now if you'll excuse me there's a customer in the planetarium gift shop...

Posted by: Neil Disgrace Tyson at February 20, 2015 06:40 AM (w2FtD)

66 63. He made his hundreds of millions
He's happy now
Although his ass should be behind bars

Posted by: Navycopjoe (thugging through the doghouse) at February 20, 2015 06:40 AM (42b4i)

67
It's not just the alleged media. It's everyone on the left. With Democrats it's party first. Watch Yuri Bezmenov's interview from '84 and his comments on the mindset.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 06:40 AM (3SUKc)

68 Darth Randall,
Where in central Texas? We're leaving MA for either Texas or Arizona.
Central TX is my preference.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 06:41 AM (sj3Ax)

69
@53 Solar panels?- VI
Ha! that's a good one. I think we would rather have Nuclear.

Posted by: Case at February 20, 2015 06:41 AM (9mWut)

70 64 700 Days, JJ. Thank you.
Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 06:40 AM (ztOda)


I'm not like that Muzzy Saudi cleric; I can't make the sun revolve around the earth any faster.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 06:41 AM (3SUKc)

71 65 Dropping temperatures indicate climate change!!1!!!111

Ummmm
Climate change is real
It's manmade climate change which is false

Posted by: Navycopjoe (thugging through the doghouse) at February 20, 2015 06:42 AM (42b4i)

72 What's going on with the Code Pink bitches getting pinched by CBP? I thought they were protected persons, Saints even, who could do no wrong.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 06:43 AM (ztOda)

73
So Jeh Johnson says we need to give voice to the plight facing Muslim Americans and the prejudice they face.

Blood is now boiling.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 06:43 AM (3SUKc)

74 Jesse Jackson has also been quiet lately. Hiding because son is in jail is my guess.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 06:44 AM (sj3Ax)

75 remember that Al Gore is really a sex poodle.

Posted by: Killerdog at February 20, 2015 06:45 AM (vntmB)

76 73
So Jeh Johnson says we need to give voice to the plight facing Muslim Americans and the prejudice they face.

Blood is now boiling.


We did, American Sniper is doing boffo business.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 06:45 AM (ztOda)

77 "I think we would rather have Nuclear."

Nuclear is one of my personal favorites.

Some minor risk with current designs, which seem to me both mitigable, and manageable.

And some of the stuff in the development pipeline seem to be pretty impressive.

At best, I wold look at current renewable as only a temporary stop-gap measure till the new Nuclear based products complete development, and testing.

Of course the downside is all the stockpiled unicorn farts aren't gonna stay fresh and usable forever.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 06:46 AM (SwjpS)

78
Anyone noticed how quiet Al Gore has gotten over the years? He is not the lightening rod on AGW XYZ WHATEVAH that he was...crazy Uncle syndrome? That and he has others stirring/serving the koolaid for him? "My plan is working Bwaaahaaa" as well?

Awfully quiet though...
Posted by: Fewenuff at February 20, 2015 06:39 AM (zPNX5)

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he was never the same after his shakras got released.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 20, 2015 06:46 AM (KlVdw)

79 70 64 700 Days, JJ. Thank you.
Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 06:40 AM (ztOda)


I'm not like that Muzzy Saudi cleric; I can't make the sun revolve around the earth any faster.

Pixy manages a ten minute delay!

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 06:46 AM (ztOda)

80
Where in central Texas? We're leaving MA for either Texas or Arizona.
Central TX is my preference.Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 06:41 AM (sj3Ax)

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Small town called Rockdale- population is just a bit over 5000. We are between Austin and College Station.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 20, 2015 06:48 AM (KlVdw)

81 58 Posted by: Darth Randall at February 20, 2015 06:37 AM (KlVdw)

Yup...a lot like Obama you have maybe 4 decent episodes stretched out over a LOT of years.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 20, 2015 06:48 AM (/4AZU)

82
With all the cray-cray Muzzy blather about "conquering Rome," I realized the other day that Italy is only a few hundred miles from North Africa.

Prediction - they will try and do a kamikaze dive onto the Vatican.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 06:48 AM (3SUKc)

83
"We're leaving MA for either Texas or Arizona. Central TX is my preference."-Carol

The 'hill country' in central Texas is really nice. (stay away from Austin)

Posted by: Case at February 20, 2015 06:49 AM (9mWut)

84 Has anybody in this Administration addressed the apparent anti-Christian backlash that is rumored to be occurring in ISIS controlled areas?

And there are hints trickling out of an possible anti-Jewish backlash as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 06:49 AM (SwjpS)

85 I want a radiant nuclear floor. Encapsulated material embedded in the foundation, keep the relatives at home.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 06:49 AM (ztOda)

86 Al Gore the sex poodle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpagev=XH0Yxk-C5y0

Posted by: Killerdog at February 20, 2015 06:50 AM (vntmB)

87 "I realized the other day that Italy is only a few hundred miles from North Africa.
"

Take a look at the island country of Malta on the map.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 06:50 AM (SwjpS)

88 Unicorn farts have a sell by date? Huh, who would have thunk it? Another broken promise by TFG.

"You can keep Unicorn farts forever if you want."

Posted by: Fewenuff at February 20, 2015 06:50 AM (zPNX5)

89 82. Imagine the Swiss Guard dressed in their colorful outfits whipping muzzie ass!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe (thugging through the doghouse) at February 20, 2015 06:50 AM (42b4i)

90 It dropped one degree to 5.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 06:51 AM (sj3Ax)

91

What difference, at this point, does it make?1/1!!?!?!??1!/?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 20, 2015 06:51 AM (HSmrB)

92 Garibaldi didn't unite Italy, he seperated Libya.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 06:51 AM (ztOda)

93 -17 air temp at Central KY mesonet station. Power out since 4:00 a.m. All my off grid stuff is at my off grid cabin in the neighboring county. Damn. Need to think this through next time......

Posted by: Conservative in the Bluegrass State at February 20, 2015 06:51 AM (Xg82m)

94 As you said, I thank you for not including the lead image.
I clicked over to it. It's FRIGHTENING. And has very bad hair.

Posted by: m at February 20, 2015 06:52 AM (rn/hC)

95 Liberals:

America/Americans are racist, misogynist, homophobic, uncultured, fat, greedy, killed the Indians and stole their land, slavishly religious, destroy the environment and climate, hate education, don't value children, shortsighted, unhealthy, gun-obsessed, speak only English, don't travel enough, and use too many natural resources without asking the rest of the world. We could go on if you like.

America: So you don't love America?

Liberals: What? Why would you say such a hateful thing. Of course we love America. Take it back, now!


Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 20, 2015 06:53 AM (1BQGO)

96 Case,
I know to stay away from Austin & a man that lives in Texas emailed me that Houston is an armpit. His words, not mine.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 06:53 AM (sj3Ax)

97 Once again Malta goes on point for civilization. FYI, "Jean" is for Jear Parisot de la Valetta

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 06:53 AM (ztOda)

98 Wait, wait
It went up to 76 here at 2am

Posted by: Navycopjoe (thugging through the doghouse) at February 20, 2015 06:53 AM (42b4i)

99 @82 Why, I remember when North Africa could conquer Rome just by shutting off their grain ships. What, there was grain in N.Africa? Wonder what happened.

Vacillating here, can't decide whether we're faced with a Walker/Conan "Throne of Kochs" or, do I go with the original progressive, the man from Wahoo,
"You shall not crucify Mankind upon a Cross of Kochs."

The kochs are sure enough coming home to roost.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 20, 2015 06:54 AM (xq1UY)

100
Are people finally gonna realize Megyn Kelly is is a phony? She's an entertainer, player a character on TV.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 20, 2015 06:54 AM (ibo8U)

101 I'm sorry #93. Sucks.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 06:54 AM (sj3Ax)

102 34 degrees in Central Fla. right now.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 06:55 AM (mx5oN)

103
America/Americans are racist, misogynist, homophobic, uncultured, fat, greedy, killed the Indians and stole their land, slavishly religious, destroy the environment and climate, hate education, don't value children, shortsighted, unhealthy, gun-obsessed, speak only English, don't travel enough, and use too many natural resources without asking the rest of the world. We could go on if you like.

You forgot gun clinging.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 06:55 AM (ztOda)

104 Wow. Some cold temps in the East.

Posted by: KT at February 20, 2015 06:57 AM (qahv/)

105 Carol, Houston is good for one thing-Business. For all its faults, it is very pro-business.

Posted by: Case at February 20, 2015 06:57 AM (9mWut)

106 100. But she's a hot phony
All that matters

Posted by: Navycopjoe (thugging through the doghouse) at February 20, 2015 06:57 AM (vpE+b)

107 "Once again Malta goes on point for civilization"

Malta has a huge amount of history for such a small place.
From St John's Bay to the city of Valetta.

I love that little Island.

Spent over five months there during two ship repair periods.

Gets very hot in Malta Dry Docks in August.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 06:58 AM (SwjpS)

108 One degree here in Pa.

The DNC is full of shit. They deny reality. Americans are fed up with this open borders shit and amnesty.

They looked at the exit polls and decided to engage in fantasy. A lie. Again.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 20, 2015 06:59 AM (zxQ4h)

109 Did the Dems bring a hen to a...Koch-fight?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 20, 2015 06:59 AM (xq1UY)

110 Say ah Liberals, so why does everybody want to come here if we're such ? GSMTYFPL!

Posted by: Fewenuff at February 20, 2015 06:59 AM (zPNX5)

111 Small town called Rockdale- population is just a bit over 5000. We are between Austin and College Station.
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 20, 2015 06:48 AM (KlVdw)

Not that far from me. I'm in CS. Phone says it's 55 here.

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 07:00 AM (J+mig)

112
Top Iranian Nuke Negotiator Ordered By Ayatollahs To Stop Yelling/Screaming At John Kerry.


h/t Washington Free Beacon.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 07:00 AM (3SUKc)

113 Thank you, Darth Randall.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 07:00 AM (sj3Ax)

114

107 Gets very hot in Malta Dry Docks in August.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 06:58 AM (SwjpS)


They invented malted milk.

- - Joey "Fingers" Choo-Choo

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 07:01 AM (3SUKc)

115 The worm turns on Megyn say it ain't so!?

Posted by: Fewenuff at February 20, 2015 07:01 AM (zPNX5)

116
So I'm at the gas station filling my car and the "news" comes on at the gas pump. NBC.

I'm irked because of it. I was informed that the Oregon governor, (no party affiliation), had resigned (for reasons not provided), and the new governor will be sworn in today. I was then informed that the new governor, a woman, will be the "first openly bisexual" to serve as governor.

It was the tone in which the news bubble-head said it -- like we should be celebrating this historic milestone in our nation's history.

We used to call these people perverts. Shut the fuck up already about your sexual proclivities.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 20, 2015 07:01 AM (ibo8U)

117 I have Fox on, Hillary faced 215 ethics complaints as SOS. iPad keeps capitalizing middle letters I don't want it to.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 07:02 AM (sj3Ax)

118 JWS looks more like Bruce Jenner than does Bruce Jenner

Posted by: Jen Psackofshit at February 20, 2015 07:02 AM (+kznc)

119 -13 here this morning in Central Kentucky, shattering the record set back in 1896.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 20, 2015 07:03 AM (4oSLk)

120 Damn those eeeeeevil Koch Brothers for being such tasty targets. Is there no end to their perfidy?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 07:03 AM (MMC8r)

121 116 We used to call these people perverts. Shut the fuck up already about your sexual proclivities.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 20, 2015 07:01 AM (ibo8U)


So, a mental disorder and/or sexual deviancy openly practiced by maybe 1-2% of the population is a political movement that must impose its will on the nation, against its will.

Fuck. That.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 07:03 AM (3SUKc)

122 As for moving to Texas, if you prefer a suburban environment, and are comfortable in a city of 100-200k, and don't mind college students, College Station is great. I moved here about a year and a half ago from Florida and I can't imagine ever going back.

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 07:04 AM (J+mig)

123 When Koch is written the average person sees crotch. When Koch is spoken most people think of the soft drink. Hard name to demonize.

Posted by: theTruth at February 20, 2015 07:04 AM (PGh+Q)

124
Thank you, Darth Randall.Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 07:00 AM (sj3Ax)
-----------
You are welcome Carol.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 20, 2015 07:05 AM (KlVdw)

125 Cato,
Thank you.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 07:05 AM (sj3Ax)

126 123 When Koch is written the average person sees crotch. When Koch is spoken most people think of the soft drink. Hard name to demonize.
Posted by: theTruth at February 20, 2015 07:04 AM (PGh+Q)


They should have called them "Joo."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 07:05 AM (3SUKc)

127 Of course, the Democrats losses in the mid-terms had nothing to do with:

Benghazi

IRS

Illegal Aliens (extra-terrestrial or otherwise)

Obamacare

Gun Control

Keystone XL Pipeline

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 20, 2015 07:05 AM (e8kgV)

128 "-13 here this morning in Central Kentucky, shattering the record set back in 1896."

And as man caused Glowbull Worming continues, these downward trending temperatures are only going to accelerate!!!


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 07:05 AM (SwjpS)

129 Fcuking that I think is their point JJ... C-;

Posted by: Fewenuff at February 20, 2015 07:05 AM (zPNX5)

130 Rudy Giuliani schooled Meyguns Kelly last night, after the latter attempted to scold him for Questioning Teh Zero's Patriotism.

In one 5 minutes segment was displayed what the spineless GOPe has lacked since 2008.

Posted by: Jen Psackofshit at February 20, 2015 07:06 AM (+kznc)

131 VIA, I staged out of Malta for months working in Algeria and honeymooned there.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 07:06 AM (ztOda)

132 130 Rudy Giuliani schooled Meyguns Kelly last night, after the latter attempted to scold him for Questioning Teh Zero's Patriotism.

In one 5 minutes segment was displayed what the spineless GOPe has lacked since 2008.
Posted by: Jen Psackofshit at February 20, 2015 07:06 AM (+kznc)


Teh Fred/Rudy '08!!!


Wait, what?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 07:06 AM (3SUKc)

133 Cato,
I'd like a small city or town, but not far away from VA for my brother & doctors & specialists for me.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 07:07 AM (sj3Ax)

134
It's worse than that. The implication in the "news" repeatedly mentioning the new gov is not only a homosexual but a bisexual is great because more People Who Aren't Like You need to be in high office.

Is she even qualified to be governor? IT DOESN'T MATTER!!

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 20, 2015 07:07 AM (ibo8U)

135 Morning, all.

10 degrees here in Norfolk /Va Beach area. It was 6 overnight (VERY cold for us). I'll be lucky to get over 16 today. Predicted to be 50 on Saturday.

At least I made it through the night with no burst pipes - Yay!

Posted by: shredded chi at February 20, 2015 07:09 AM (8GDYF)

136
I just thought of something; Italian ISIS.

Get it?! Get it?!

(**rim shot**, groan)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 07:09 AM (3SUKc)

137 Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 07:05 AM (sj3Ax)

Glad to be helpful.

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 07:10 AM (J+mig)

138 Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 20, 2015 07:01 AM

Wooohoooo, Oregon gets a Historic First! The list of available firsts is shrinking fast, now that Choom Boy's in office....

Yes, the MFM reaction to the new Governor-person is disgusting. But not surprising in a world where namby-pamby jerks like Brian Williams bring the news.

I wish Vic was here this morning. I need the heat of some honest reporting to get the temperature above its current -2.

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 20, 2015 07:10 AM (P8YHq)

139
So You Want To Be In Government

That's great. Let's get started.

First of all, what color is your skin?
Are you a woman? Do you have a female "partner?"
If you are a man, what do you do with your penis.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 20, 2015 07:11 AM (ibo8U)

140 "116

I'm irked because of it. I was informed that the Oregon governor,
(no party affiliation), had resigned (for reasons not provided), and the
new governor will be sworn in today. I was then informed that the new
governor, a woman, will be the "first openly bisexual" to serve as
governor.
"

That is so typical of the MSM and one of the reasons I never listen/watch anymore. The real news is omitted, played down, twisted and covered up. But a bisexual governor? Now there is something important. Let the diversity celebrations begin! We Are The World...

Puke

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 20, 2015 07:13 AM (1BQGO)

141 I rest assured in the knowledge that, some day soon, children can grow up to become high officials and be celebrated for their individual fetishes and number of genital piercings.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 07:13 AM (MMC8r)

142
Wooohoooo, Oregon gets a Historic First! The list of available firsts is shrinking fast, now that Choom Boy's in office

That's why they are inventing all these new genders, future identity politics. The rise of the its.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 07:14 AM (ztOda)

143 10 degrees here in Norfolk /Va Beach area. It was 6 overnight (VERY cold for us). I'll be lucky to get over 16 today. Predicted to be 50 on Saturday. At least I made it through the night with no burst pipes - Yay!

Posted by: shredded chi at February 20, 2015 07:09 AM


Hey Chi. Was thinking about putting a shirt on for awhile, but fuck it, it's still too warm.

Posted by: otho at February 20, 2015 07:14 AM (tBSrv)

144
Au contraire!

The "firsts" will never end. The Left's imagination and depths of depravity far exceed ours. Trust me, they'll never stop with the bullshit Firsts.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 20, 2015 07:14 AM (ibo8U)

145 Carol,

Temple, TX would be a good fit for you and your brother. There's a major VA hospital here, as well as other hospitals.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 20, 2015 07:15 AM (OsWis)

146 Shredded Chi,
Maybe you'll get some snow to make your sister happy.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 07:15 AM (sj3Ax)

147
The typical Dumb Voter knows only this about the Oregon governor scandal:

-- What scandal?
-- The governor resigned
-- new governor is a bisexual woman

That's it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 20, 2015 07:16 AM (ibo8U)

148 Megyn played the "conservative". But the mask keeps slipping. Some serious liberal elitism oozes out sometimes.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 20, 2015 07:16 AM (V70Uh)

149 SMFH,
Thank you. There are a lot of Texans here.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 07:17 AM (sj3Ax)

150
On the flip side, today the typical knows this about Rudy Guilliani:

-- Rudy something awful about obama
-- EVERYONE is condemning Guilliani for what he said

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 20, 2015 07:17 AM (ibo8U)

151 133 Cato,
I'd like a small city or town, but not far away from VA for my brother & doctors & specialists for me.
Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 07:07 AM (sj3Ax)

Well, there's two hospitals, both here and in Bryan, so we do well on doctors and specialists. Sadly, the closest VA that I could find on their website is about an hour and a half away in Houston. I could be wrong, gov't websites are known for being a bit obtuse.

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 07:18 AM (J+mig)

152 Teh Fred/Rudy '08!!!
Wait, what?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 07:06 AM


I was disappointed in Teh Rudy. First, he takes a damn long time to own up to Choom Boy's attitude (as if no one noticed during the past six years), and then he wimps out and says he's sure the Mocha Messiah is a "patriot."

Yeah. He salutes whenever a Muzzie tells him to. Unless he's saluting some other member of an Oppressed Minority.

I thought Giuliani had bigger ones than that.

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 20, 2015 07:18 AM (P8YHq)

153
Temple, TX would be a good fit for you and your brother. There's a major VA hospital here, as well as other hospitals.Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 20, 2015 07:15 AM (OsWis)
----------------
Actually, isn't it just the V.A. and Scott White, since SW bought King's Daughters and turned it into a children's hospital?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 20, 2015 07:18 AM (KlVdw)

154 Ugggggh
An hour to go till I drive
Not going to stay awake

Posted by: Navycopjoe (thugging through the doghouse) at February 20, 2015 07:19 AM (vpE+b)

155
pixy ate my ampersades.
That should be Scott and White.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 20, 2015 07:19 AM (KlVdw)

156 I'm not like that Muzzy Saudi cleric; I can't make the sun revolve around the earth any faster.



THAT? THAT is the muzzie contribution to science that I am supposed to be SO fvcking impressed by?

Being wronger than NDT and Bill Nye combined?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 07:19 AM (WQHck)

157 "I staged out of Malta for months working in Algeria and honeymooned there"

Yes, there are far worse places to be then Malta.

And the native Maltese are a wonderful people.

Never could get the hang of eating rabbit, nor drinking CISK beer though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 07:20 AM (SwjpS)

158 "Ghost Rider" is back in the pattern. A buff has been resurrected from the boneyard.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 07:20 AM (ztOda)

159 We could use some more conservatives here in CO. Beaucoup de California transplants. They need to be muted. Big shiny new VA hospital here in the Springs. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 20, 2015 07:21 AM (yxw0r)

160 Otho,
brag all you want. Electric bill be damned, I'm not putting pants on all day.


Carol,
We got 5 inches or so a few days ago, with a couple hours of sleet/freezing rain to put a nice layer of ice on top of it. Funny to see the doggie walk on top of it - he can't figure out why he isn't sinking into it like last year. He struts around like he's some sort of God...

Posted by: shredded chi at February 20, 2015 07:21 AM (8GDYF)

161 Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 07:18 AM (J+mig)

Dug a bit further. There is a "Community-Based Outpatient Clinic" they list here. No idea what that is.

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 07:21 AM (J+mig)

162 153,

There are also other hospitals between Temple and Ft Hood.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 20, 2015 07:21 AM (OsWis)

163 I'm wondering, with all the recent fuss, why should we be limited to just
one gender classification? Why can't someone be cis-man today,
pansexual tomorrow and gender queer on the weekends? The whole idea of
one gender seems horribly antiquated and oppressive. (Asking for a
governor friend)

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 20, 2015 07:22 AM (1BQGO)

164 Otho, brag all you want. Electric bill be damned, I'm not putting pants on all day.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 20, 2015 07:21 AM


LOL!

Posted by: otho at February 20, 2015 07:24 AM (tBSrv)

165 Carol,

Anywhere near the Ft Hood area will be ok as far as medical/veteran concerns.

Unfortunately, I'm not familiar with who is buying what hospital.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 20, 2015 07:24 AM (OsWis)

166 Good morning, Ma'am.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 20, 2015 07:24 AM (8GDYF)

167 Cato & SMFH,
Thank you both.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 07:24 AM (sj3Ax)

168 hey chi : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 20, 2015 07:25 AM (OsWis)

169 148 Megyn played the "conservative". But the mask keeps slipping. Some serious liberal elitism oozes out sometimes.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 20, 2015 07:16 AM (V70Uh)


When Rupert Murdoch kissed Valerie Jarret, the game was exposed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 07:26 AM (3SUKc)

170 28 in Ocala, FL.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at February 20, 2015 07:27 AM (MkQKr)

171 Shredded Chi,
Ice makes it worse.
We are supposed to have storm tomorrow night - Sunday. It's supposed to be snow then rain & snow. It will add ice to mountains here.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 07:27 AM (sj3Ax)

172 161
Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 07:18 AM (J+mig)



Dug a bit further. There is a "Community-Based Outpatient Clinic" they list here. No idea what that is.

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 07:21 AM (J+mig)


A CBOC is a small clinic that offers some care, but is usually limited. They are connected to the primary VA hospital in the area though, and are supposed to be able to connect Veterans with the care that would not be offered in the clinic, including offering remote access to specialists.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 20, 2015 07:27 AM (Dj0WE)

173 Ammo alert

The elusive green tip at Natchez

http://tinyurl.com/lg76bts

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 07:27 AM (SwjpS)

174 156 THAT? THAT is the muzzie contribution to science that I am supposed to be SO fvcking impressed by?

Being wronger than NDT and Bill Nye combined?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 07:19 AM (WQHck)


You cannot criticize his perspective because, multiculturalism.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 07:27 AM (3SUKc)

175 Napoleon destroyed the Knights of Malta as a fighting force in 1798. First Barbary War breaks out in 1801. Is there a connection?

Posted by: Tmitsss at February 20, 2015 07:27 AM (Pa9vP)

176 170 28 in Ocala, FL.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at February 20, 2015 07:27 AM (MkQKr)


Now 33 in Sarasota! Ugh.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 07:28 AM (3SUKc)

177 BurtTC,
Thank you.
I've never asked question in am thread & I'm glad I did.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 07:29 AM (sj3Ax)

178 At least there is no snow and by the afternoon we will be in the fifties.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at February 20, 2015 07:30 AM (MkQKr)

179 VIA, Love rabbit pizza. There was the Tuscan steak place on a waterfront that was amazing. We would cycle in every three weeks and were housed at the Embassy Suites right outside the gate for couple of days. Good times.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 07:30 AM (ztOda)

180


When Rupert Murdoch kissed Valerie Jarret, the game was exposed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 07:26 AM (3SUKc)



I LikE CheESe! It MaKes me PoOp!!! lolLilLolol!!!! I HaVe a ReD caR.

Posted by: Steve Doocy at February 20, 2015 07:30 AM (yxw0r)

181 BurtTC,

Thank you.

I've never asked question in am thread I'm glad I did.



Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 07:29 AM (sj3Ax)


You're welcome. Some of us are more clear-eyed (and less crabby) earlier in the day.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 20, 2015 07:31 AM (Dj0WE)

182 Interesting that to the bubble headed crowd "light snow" and "up to ten degrees above normal" temps are THESCREAMINGEVIDENCE of GLOBULLWARMENNING!!!!11!!!!!

While highs ranging from thirty to forty degrees below normal elsewhere are just "hey, neat weather"

Feh.

Oh, and WOMANSHOTINVEGAS!!!!11!!!!! DAY 7

Yep, that's the news.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 20, 2015 07:31 AM (/jpU8)

183 Morning horde.

Happy anniversary VIA!

Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at February 20, 2015 07:32 AM (feQmH)

184 Instead of attacking and demeaning Koch brothers we will return to our strategy of attacking and demeaning ordinary Americans. They are so stupid it will probably work.

Posted by: Democratic National Committee at February 20, 2015 07:33 AM (1BQGO)

185 Back down to 2

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 07:34 AM (ztOda)

186 Good morning. 39 in West Kendall/Miami

Posted by: JustTim at February 20, 2015 07:34 AM (xD5h5)

187 You cannot criticize his perspective because,
multiculturalism.




allah weeps at his ignorance.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 07:34 AM (WQHck)

188 lol...it's warmer here than in Miami.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 20, 2015 07:35 AM (OsWis)

189 We're leaving MA for either Texas or Arizona.
Central TX is my preference."

We're moving to the Conroe area - north of Houston. Nice places there.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 20, 2015 07:35 AM (/jpU8)

190 I've gotten different suggestions in morning.
My brother wanted NM or AZ but heard & read bad things about NM. I wanted NC or TX but he doesn't want to go to the south. Too hot & humid.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 07:35 AM (sj3Ax)

191 For all the slack asses like myself who never got around to watching 'Hating Breitbart' it's on Netflix now.

Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at February 20, 2015 07:35 AM (feQmH)

192
You cannot criticize his perspective because, multiculturalism.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 07:27 AM (3SUKc)

-------------
I'm not criticizing his perspective because of multiculturalism, I'm doing because he's wrong.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 20, 2015 07:35 AM (KlVdw)

193 "We would cycle in every three weeks and were housed at the Embassy Suites right outside the gate for couple of days. "

I think I know right about where you were dining.

Brought Mrs VIA down from Italy for three weeks, staying at the Weston Dragonara in Paceville.

She loved it.
I, on the other hand, was riding my bicycle from Malta Dry Dock to Paceville and back every day.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 07:36 AM (SwjpS)

194 The local news is unsure if this mornings temps broke the record set in 1979. That was back in the time when scientists were sure we were slipping into the next Ice Age.

They got it right the first time.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 20, 2015 07:37 AM (zxQ4h)

195 So these were the temps as I got to work in WNY this week: -20, -13, 13, 2, -8. The snow's bad enough, why do we have to pair it with the temps of Duluth?

Posted by: KGB at February 20, 2015 07:37 AM (xA2f9)

196 Oh, and WOMANSHOTINVEGAS!!!!11!!!!! DAY 7
Yep, that's the news.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 20, 2015 07:31 AM


Obviously, you're not watching Boston teevee news. Yesterday, we had BREAKING NEWS!!11!!eleventy (complete with helicopter video and on-scene reporters) when firemen rescued a man and two doggehs from a frozen marsh. Otherwise, it was all trial semi-coverage (Aaron Hernandez and Joker Tsarnaev) and Bostonians whingeing about how snow messed up the commuter trains.

All delivered by "news anchors" who shouldn't be allowed out in public without leashes and attendants.

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 20, 2015 07:37 AM (P8YHq)

197 Instead of attacking and demeaning Koch brothers we
will return to our strategy of attacking and demeaning ordinary
Americans. They are so stupid it will probably work.


Posted by: Democratic National Committee at February 20, 2015 07:33 AM (1BQGO)


In think what you mean is, in ADDITION to attacking the Kochs, they will demean Americans. Attacking the Kochs pays way too well for them to abandon it. They just have to find a way to shame the LiVs to vote for them. Nominating mocha Jesus helped. Nominating Granny Mrs. Benghazi may not.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 20, 2015 07:37 AM (Dj0WE)

198 I'm wondering, with all the recent fuss, why should we be limited to just
one gender classification?


erratic, adj., Sexual love of the confused.

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2015 07:37 AM (Q/x2y)

199
Carol,
Taylor, Tx is pretty nice and still quite affordable. Population is 11000, it has a small hospital and is 30 minutes from Austin or Temple.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 20, 2015 07:38 AM (KlVdw)

200 I've always liked Texas. A small town with big shade trees, bass fishing, and Whataburgers. That's a good life. I've got that here except for the Whataburger. Nearest one is in Birmingham, a hour and a half away. Wish they would come up the interstate some.

Posted by: Case at February 20, 2015 07:39 AM (9mWut)

201 Whoo hoo! Up to 30°F (feels like 22) and climbing. And there's no sun yet. Why, we might get up to 50 today! Life is good in the Sooner State.

I got nothin'. Just chimed in 'cause I can't do much of anything else with this little ball of yellow fuzzy warmth sitting in my lap, holding down one arm with his claws.

Rabbit pizza?

Posted by: mindful webworker - clik nick quik at February 20, 2015 07:39 AM (Yzubb)

202 Liberals:

America/Americans are racist, misogynist, homophobic,
uncultured, fat, greedy, killed the Indians and stole their land,
slavishly religious, destroy the environment and climate, hate
education, don't value children, shortsighted, unhealthy, gun-obsessed,
speak only English, don't travel enough, and use too many natural
resources without asking the rest of the world. We could go on if you
like.







Who's "shortsighted"???????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2015 07:40 AM (VB0Qs)

203 Another ammo alert

If you like your steel core penetrator, but don't need the green painted tip


http://tinyurl.com/nm5gdpe

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 07:40 AM (SwjpS)

204 I wanted NC or TX but he doesn't want to go to the south. Too hot & humid.
Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 07:35 AM (sj3Ax)

I'm sure it's a bit more humid closer to Houston, but by Florida standards (IE, highly relative), this part of Texas is rather dry. Sweating actually works like it's supposed to (which amazed me, as I'd never been to a place where it did), instead of just making you wet and soggy until you head inside, and my eyes feel like rasins when I go out in the summer. Overall temperature's about the same.

I really can't see Arizona or New Mexico being any less, heat-wise, though... there's a lot of desert there, after all.

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 07:40 AM (J+mig)

205 Mayor Guiliani, will you apologize for your comments?

FYNQ

Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at February 20, 2015 07:41 AM (feQmH)

206 The Pentagon liar, er, I mean spokesperson resigned.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 20, 2015 07:41 AM (OsWis)

207 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 20, 2015 07:42 AM (2Ayux)

208 134 Soothsayer,

Madam Governor the ACA at the state level is a raging clusterfuck what's your plan?

"I'm either going to inhale a love log and/or lick a kitty...."

There you have it folks zHISTORIC 1st!

//newsies

Posted by: The Smiling Bandit at February 20, 2015 07:42 AM (PaxMT)

209 192
You cannot criticize his perspective because, multiculturalism.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 07:27 AM (3SUKc)
-------------
I'm not criticizing his perspective because of multiculturalism, I'm doing because he's wrong.
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 20, 2015 07:35 AM (KlVdw)


You, sir, are a white, Judeo-Christian penis person!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 07:42 AM (3SUKc)

210 Cato,
NM is out.
I want to be able to grow my roses. Jim from Galveston told me I'd need jackhammer to dig holes in NM.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 07:43 AM (sj3Ax)

211 Tmitsss, not exactly. The Brits were pushing hard on the various Med powers and the Muzzies took advantage. The lose on income from French estates during the revolution hurt more. Running a navy is expensive, and they needed to recapitalize as technology was changing.

I'd like to write an alt hist novel in which TJ meets with Knights and sells them half a dozen Constitution class fast frigates and the Muzzies are swept from the sea.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 07:43 AM (ztOda)

212
So, Levin had a GI caller last night who said that officers were being given their pink slips while actually in the field in Afghanistan and elsewhere.

And the purge of the officer corps continues apace. But this is disgusting - while in-country.

Typical for SCOAMF.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 07:44 AM (3SUKc)

213
So Jeh Johnson says we need to give voice to the plight facing Muslim Americans and the prejudice they face.












What with the mohammedan beheadings, shootings, vandalizing, and bombings, it sounds to me like they're speaking up just fine by themselves.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2015 07:45 AM (VB0Qs)

214 *looks at sidebar*

So the guy in Fargo can claim he is just getting ready to work for the T? I like it.

Well, I have an unexpected day off. Boss just called and said he's at the office, it's 41 in there, there's still no water (gah that is going to be a huge disaster when the pipes thaw) and there is no way he wants us working in those conditions, so the office is shutting down.

I feel slightly bad for all the things I was calling him in my head for his apparent lack of concern about this yesterday.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 20, 2015 07:45 AM (IrByp)

215
I, on the other hand, was riding my bicycle from Malta Dry Dock to Paceville and back every day.

That was suicidal. We felt the danger level was higher on the Malta roads, than our compound in Algeria.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 07:46 AM (ztOda)

216 I think Rudy was being too generous about zero. Any one of us could have given a more accurate description of tfg's attitude and motivations.

Posted by: freaked at February 20, 2015 07:47 AM (JdEZJ)

217
I'd like to write an alt hist novel in which TJ meets with Knights and sells them half a dozen Constitution class fast frigates and the Muzzies are swept from the sea.

I would buy that

Posted by: Tmitsss at February 20, 2015 07:47 AM (Pa9vP)

218 The steak place was down at the "modern" marina. We would hit it like Vikings.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 07:47 AM (ztOda)

219 "I feel slightly bad for all the things I was calling him in my head for his apparent lack of concern about this yesterday."


Wait...you are experiencing an emotion in that empty spot where a heart would normally be?



Who are you, and what have you done with the real AtC?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 07:48 AM (SwjpS)

220 Duluth is on a different side of Lake Superior than we are-Marquette mi. Marquette is thought of as being in the banana belt of the upper peninsula of Michigan. At -18 degrees we are probably the warmest area in the U.P.

Posted by: Chilling the most at February 20, 2015 07:48 AM (VBeG5)

221 All delivered by "news anchors" who shouldn't be allowed out in public without leashes"

Hmm. There's an idea...

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 20, 2015 07:48 AM (/jpU8)

222 Darth,
I've bern adding all suggestions to list, today in purple pen.

I called Coppersa Cove last week asking them to mail info & I haven't received it yet. Of the six Jim suggested that one & Marble Falls looked best.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 07:48 AM (sj3Ax)

223
You, sir, are a white, Judeo-Christian penis person!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 07:42 AM (3SUKc)

--------------
Don't go telling all my secrets.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 20, 2015 07:48 AM (KlVdw)

224
Okay, shape-shifters. I gots to go.

Later!

Keep it IS-real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2015 07:49 AM (3SUKc)

225 Whataburgers have really great Cheddar burgers

Posted by: Killerdog at February 20, 2015 07:49 AM (vntmB)

226 The American frigates were the stealth fighters of their day thanks to live oak lumber.

Posted by: Tmitsss at February 20, 2015 07:49 AM (Pa9vP)

227 Intrepid journalist Brian Williams forced to resign from Congressional Medal of Honor Foundation board.

More time to enjoy watching his daughter perform her art.

Good for him.

Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at February 20, 2015 07:49 AM (feQmH)

228 o said that officers were being given their pink slips while actually in the field in Afghanistan and elsewhere.

Yep, I've got resumes from a few.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 07:50 AM (ztOda)

229 So Jeh Johnson says we need to give voice to the plight facing Muslim Americans and the prejudice they face"

My usual tactic is to quietly enquire as to the evidence of such "prejudices".

The reply always starts with "Ahhhhhhhmmmm"

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 20, 2015 07:50 AM (/jpU8)

230 Wait...you are experiencing an emotion in that empty spot where a heart would normally be?



Who are you, and what have you done with the real AtC?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 07:48 AM (SwjpS)



I know, I know.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 20, 2015 07:50 AM (IrByp)

231
I'd like to write an alt hist novel in which TJ
meets with Knights and sells them half a dozen Constitution class fast
frigates and the Muzzies are swept from the sea.



I would buy that

Posted by: Tmitsss at February 20, 2015 07:47 AM (Pa9vP)





Me too.

If you stuck Sally Hemmings in there as his secret envoy to the Barbary Pirates, you'd be a shoo-in for the Hugo Awards. Just wait until the awards ceremony to laugh at the SJWs who fell for it. The literary lefty caterwauling would be epic.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2015 07:51 AM (VB0Qs)

232 226 TMItsss,

And our habit of gunning them like ships of the line rather than frigates...

Posted by: The Smiling Bandit at February 20, 2015 07:51 AM (PaxMT)

233 We have smoked barnyard critters in Texas. Washed down with Shiner Bock. Come on down. Getcha a loud truck. Arm up. Take no shit. Live free. Secede.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 20, 2015 07:51 AM (08mFd)

234 J. J. Sefton,
I believe he's been giving notices to officers in active duty countries for months, it's not new.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 07:52 AM (sj3Ax)

235 "That was suicidal. "

One does what one must to keep the Bride happy.

Never got the hang of driving there though.

My best friend, The actual Village Idiot, under which I apprenticed, simply hopped into his rental car, and would disappear down the road. All while singing "Always look at the bright side of life".

No matte what country.
No matte which side of the road the locals drove on.

And always....the same song.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 07:52 AM (SwjpS)

236 234 Carol,

He was doing this during Campaign '12...

America didn't punish him for it...

Posted by: The Smiling Bandit at February 20, 2015 07:53 AM (PaxMT)

237 Good morning everyone. Taking some of my allotted team building hours, or as I call it, consolidating the cabal. It's currently 2 degrees in my twee little towne, but should be a toasty 14 in B'more by the time I head up there. I'm dreading a one-block walk to the convention center. There could be Viking-Inuit gang violence with these temps.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 20, 2015 07:54 AM (KH1sk)

238 We have smoked barnyard critters in Texas."

Speaking of that - I'm told that one way to distinguish the new arrivals from the rest in (southern) Texas is in their back yards: transplants have really, really nice houses with nothing there but sod and rusting "outdoor kitchens".

The rest have smokers.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 20, 2015 07:54 AM (/jpU8)

239
And our habit of gunning them like ships of the line rather than frigates...


Posted by: The Smiling Bandit at February 20, 2015 07:51 AM (PaxMT)







Americans taking something and stuffing in more gun than is healthy......nice to see that the Warthog isn't an aberration, but a decidedly traditional American concept.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2015 07:55 AM (VB0Qs)

240 Smiling Bandit,
LIVs don't care about military. Plus those 5 million that stayed home amazed me.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 07:55 AM (sj3Ax)

241 American frigates were the stealth fighters of their day thanks to live oak lumber.
Posted by: Tmitsss at February 20, 2015 07:49 AM (Pa9vP)

Yep. Napoleon should have cultivated America as an ally.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 07:56 AM (ztOda)

242 Morning all. Finally made it to work

Posted by: Bigby's Kung Fu Grip at February 20, 2015 07:57 AM (3ZtZW)

243 45 in PNW-- same temp for the last 2 months, it seems

Moss, not snow is my lawn's issue

Scott Walker better be prepared for the " do you repudiate Gulliani?" question..

Posted by: Far Post at February 20, 2015 07:57 AM (TcR5z)

244 Scott Walker better be prepared for the " do you repudiate Gulliani?" question.."

Just use Jindal's reply.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 20, 2015 07:58 AM (/jpU8)

245 242 Morning all. Finally made it to work
Posted by: Bigby's Kung Fu Grip at February 20, 2015 07:57 AM (3ZtZW)

Makes me glad to be a 3rd shifter. Less than an hour and I start my weekend.

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 07:58 AM (J+mig)

246 A smokey hot, bisexual Sally Hemmings who captures the hearts of the Parisian salons, hmmm

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 07:59 AM (ztOda)

247 I wish to file a complaint about the press being called Cylons. I'm sure they aren't. I haven't seen them at any of the meetings, anyway.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 20, 2015 07:59 AM (m9V0o)

248 AlextheChick- You MAGNIFICENT bastard!


At this point I do believe I would need to clamber
up on a step stool to be able to reach the level of incomprehensibility
with which I am faced.

Posted by: lapincolere

And I didn't even recognize your "voice" in the comments. Now the "lapin" makes perfect sense.

BWAhahahaha

Posted by: NoLongerintheBellyoftheBeast at February 20, 2015 07:59 AM (D/mKE)

249 Scott Walker better be prepared for the " do you repudiate Gulliani?" question.."


Just use Jindal's reply.



FYNQ?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 07:59 AM (WQHck)

250 "Scott Walker better be prepared for the " do you repudiate Gulliani?" question.."

I believe he was already asked.

His response was along the lines of "Rudy is perfectly capable of speaking for himself. And I have no comment on the topic"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 07:59 AM (SwjpS)

251 Americans taking something and stuffing in more gun than is healthy


I don't understand these words.


Posted by: EC at February 20, 2015 07:59 AM (doBIb)

252 251 Americans taking something and stuffing in more gun than is healthy

As long as you dont pull a swede and forget the math.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 08:00 AM (ztOda)

253 seems to me that even some in the military don't care about the military (see the five-sided nuthouse).

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 20, 2015 08:01 AM (OsWis)

254 246 Jean,

Sploosh!

//Ray Maddow

Posted by: The Smiling Bandit at February 20, 2015 08:01 AM (PaxMT)

255 251 Americans taking something and stuffing in more gun than is healthy


I don't understand these words.


Posted by: EC at February 20, 2015 07:59 AM (doBIb)

I agree. The healthy amount of gun is "as much as you can design the vehicle around, without compromising performance or structural integrity." Anything less is uncivilized, and anything more has to stay on the drawing board until materials science catches up with the vision.

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 08:01 AM (J+mig)

256 WZ Headline:

Lib Rag Vox: Allowing Women To Carry Guns "Implicitly Devalues" Sexual Assaults

I don't know what that could possibly mean; I have no thought to actually damage my brain by reading about it; but I just have to say, the world has officially gone beyond the range of audience comprehension. (ht FZ)

Posted by: mindful webworker - clik nick quik at February 20, 2015 08:02 AM (Yzubb)

257 247 Brother Cavil,

Of course you didn't see them at the meetings...they're plastic surgery and botox junkies...

Posted by: The Smiling Bandit at February 20, 2015 08:03 AM (PaxMT)

258 An LCS vs the USS Constitution on a day with decent wind?

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 08:03 AM (ztOda)

259 And I didn't even recognize your "voice" in the comments. Now the "lapin" makes perfect sense.

BWAhahahaha
Posted by: NoLongerintheBellyoftheBeast at February 20, 2015 07:59 AM (D/mKE)



Omg. When the Horde didn't get either the clambering or the stepstool reference I was just it's like I don't even know you people anymore!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 20, 2015 08:03 AM (IrByp)

260 and people wonder why I'm a borderline hermit.


People suck.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 20, 2015 08:03 AM (OsWis)

261 WZ Headline:

Lib Rag Vox: Allowing Women To Carry Guns "Implicitly Devalues" Sexual Assaults


W.T.F?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 08:04 AM (WQHck)

262 Lib Rag Vox: Allowing Women To Carry Guns "Implicitly Devalues" Sexual Assaults

I don't know what that could possibly mean; I have no thought to actually damage my brain by reading about it; but I just have to say, the world has officially gone beyond the range of audience comprehension. (ht FZ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - clik nick quik at February 20, 2015 08:02 AM (Yzubb)

So what they're saying is that victimization is valuable to them, whereas independent people who don't get victimized aren't. That's... surprisingly and disgustingly honest of them to admit it.

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 08:04 AM (J+mig)

263 that doesn't even make any damn sense.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 20, 2015 08:05 AM (OsWis)

264 So sexual assault has value?

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 08:06 AM (ztOda)

265 "that doesn't even make any damn sense."

And your point is...?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 08:06 AM (SwjpS)

266 In light of the minimum wage talk in the MSM this morning, I'm more and more convinced that our pool of potential candidates aren't qualified to speak on the subject.

In contrast to the double-talk babble that politicians use, go to Mike Rowe's explanation of why increasing the minimum wage - or even having a minimum wage in the first place - is a bad idea.

Reaganesque plain talk that speaks directly to the voter instead of fumbling around trying to appease the media.

Fuck yeah.

We don't need a politician. We need a communicator.

Posted by: jwest at February 20, 2015 08:07 AM (9ZZd+)

267 Nailed it Cato. They get paid to whine about it - so solving the problem "devalues" it for them. They have a future as government employees.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 08:08 AM (ztOda)

268 264 So sexual assault has value?
Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 08:06 AM (ztOda)

Apparently it does, to people who want to use it as a political bludgeon. I didn't think I could have any more contempt for the Left, but damn... they keep finding new lows with which to descend. I think even Sodom would be going "Dude, WTF?" at this point

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 08:08 AM (J+mig)

269 As long as you dont pull a swede"

Veiled reference to an obscure Lutheran sexual practice?

(yeah, I get the reference)

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 20, 2015 08:09 AM (/jpU8)

270 Cato, at some point Satan himself is going to wash his hands of them.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 08:10 AM (ztOda)

271 So what they're saying is that victimization is valuable to them, whereas independent people who don't get victimized aren't."

Cut. Jib. Fillintherest.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 20, 2015 08:10 AM (/jpU8)

272 Lib Rag Vox: Allowing Women To Carry Guns "Implicitly Devalues" Sexual Assaults


Bwahahahahahahahaha! From the comments:
New training chant for women:

This is my pistol,
That was your gun,
I am a dead shot,
And there went your fun.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 08:11 AM (WQHck)

273 I've been feeling sick to my stomach & afraid to eat.
I'm going to try to take a nap because I've been up since 4 a.

Thanks for Texas suggestions.

I hope everyone has nice morning.

Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 08:11 AM (sj3Ax)

274 Mouse, "long" was the deep pun in the post

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 08:11 AM (ztOda)

275 In other news, a judge in Texas has decided that he can give a homosexual couple a permission slip to break the law and get married. Interesting how some people believe that robes give them special powers.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 20, 2015 08:12 AM (/i3Yt)

276 In light of the minimum wage talk in the MSM this morning, "

Which, you'll note, oddly coincides with a number of major Union contracts in "negotiation", and recall that many contracts are indexed with MW as a factor...

So yeah, it's all babbbbbble.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 20, 2015 08:12 AM (/jpU8)

277 Mouse, "long" was the deep pun in the post"

Heck, I was going with Vasa...

and hey, it's up to 3 here in balmy Fairfax.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 20, 2015 08:14 AM (/jpU8)

278 The Koch brothers attack is a perfect example of how crazy the left has gotten. All of a sudden they started blaming two guys no one had ever heard of for literally everything the republicans did. So so strange.

Posted by: Lea - Sorry make that Miss Leaette at February 20, 2015 08:15 AM (vmMMi)

279 We have 90M+ unemployed and the President is determined to bring in 30M "immigrants", shouldn't the discussion be on lowering MW?

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 08:15 AM (ztOda)

280 Mouse, yeah, the Vassa should have been longer. Requirements creep.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 08:16 AM (ztOda)

281 Morning all.

Cold as a witch's tit here in NJ

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2015 08:17 AM (rDqRv)

282 VIA, is there any chance you're a computer whiz. My home computer is all screwed up. That or does anyone else in the horde know how to fix a windows machine that won't let me open any programs (like word). Thanks in advance.

Posted by: Timon at February 20, 2015 08:17 AM (ZDJwC)

283 "Are people finally gonna realize Megyn Kelly is is a phony? She's an entertainer, player a character on TV."

She's a perfect fit for FNC.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 20, 2015 08:17 AM (lG2E3)

284 I was just reading the links in the ONT.Maet had some interesting stuff there.

Congrats to VIA & Golfman on their wedding anniversaries!

Posted by: @votermom at February 20, 2015 08:17 AM (cbfNE)

285 Attacks on Koch Brothers and Fecklessness of the Obama Administration to blame for midterms losses, but mostly the Fecklessness of the Obama Administration.

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at February 20, 2015 08:18 AM (bbivj)

286
>>>that doesn't even make any damn sense.

I know! Chewbacca is from Endor!

Posted by: Bigby's Kung Fu Grip at February 20, 2015 08:18 AM (3ZtZW)

287 279 We have 90M+ unemployed and the President is determined to bring in 30M "immigrants", shouldn't the discussion be on lowering MW?
Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 08:15 AM (ztOda)

The discussion should be about enforcement, so Americans can find work if they look for it. Anything less is the government betraying it's most important duties: To uphold the law and benefit its citizens. When a government starts putting foreign nationals ahead of its citizens, it has become antithetical to its duty and purpose, and must be reformed or abolished.

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 08:18 AM (J+mig)

288 Same in Falls Chuch, gotta go wake the kids. 2hr delay has screwed my day.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 08:19 AM (ztOda)

289 The morning stealthily slips away on centipede's feet.

Posted by: mindful webworker - bugs me at February 20, 2015 08:19 AM (Yzubb)

290 Posted by: mindful webworker - bugs me at February 20, 2015 08:19 AM (Yzubb)

Wish that centipede would run a little faster. 30 minutes left on the clock, and this office is like a sensory deprivation tank except for the sound of my keyboard.

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 08:20 AM (J+mig)

291 287
Many Americans are lazy and on welfare. Ending the welfare state is the answer, not xenophobic ethnic cleansing.

Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 08:20 AM (TvnQX)

292 Timon how full is your HD?

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2015 08:21 AM (ztOda)

293 Timon..

Me, a computer whizz?

No.

It's all magic spells, incantations and pixie dust that allows my imaginary Horde friends to exist.

But, hopefully someone else here haz those majik skilz skills

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 08:21 AM (SwjpS)

294 Timon - 3 finger salute yet? Ctrl-alt-del? And start over...

If asked to Open in protected mode answer yes let it come completely back up and then ctrl-alt-del again.

Virus scan

Holiday Inn Express Answer

Posted by: Fewenuff at February 20, 2015 08:21 AM (zPNX5)

295 State of HD could be a winner and a chicken dinner!

Posted by: Fewenuff at February 20, 2015 08:22 AM (zPNX5)

296 Democrats lost due to the quality of Republican candidates who ran as moderates or libertarians. The GOP is pissing that win away by catering to xenophobes, white trash nationalists and theocrats.

Hillary is going to romp in 2016.

Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 08:23 AM (TvnQX)

297 Interesting how some people believe that robes give them special powers.



Dammit! I knew I should have put on my cape!

Posted by: Superman plummeting to earth in his bathrobe at February 20, 2015 08:23 AM (NeFrd)

298 "Virus scan

Holiday Inn Express Answer"

Take it to Continental.
Put it on lane three.
Fire at will


VIA's "Gunpowder solves many problems" answer

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 08:24 AM (SwjpS)

299 Morning. all! An congrats to VIA!

We're getting a big storm here in CO tomorrow, but we've had it easy compared to New England. No complaints.

>>Morning schmoe is wringing hands because no one in the right will stand up against what Rudy said.


Well that's nice to hear. That's textbook MSM - one GOPer says something noteworthy and the MSM incites a pile-one by their fellow GOPers who are two concerned about being associated w/whomever the MSM has demonized.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2015 08:24 AM (lHHyw)

300 Hillary is going to romp

You misspelled accessibility ramp.

Posted by: BananaDream at February 20, 2015 08:25 AM (vLk7c)

301 Timon: "...a windows machine that won't let me open any programs..."

To start with, have you tried a cold reboot?

That's about the extent of help I'm likely to be, but, what Windows version? (95? 2000? Millenium?)

Posted by: mindful webworker - trsdos expert at February 20, 2015 08:26 AM (Yzubb)

302 291 287
Many Americans are lazy and on welfare. Ending the welfare state is the answer, not xenophobic ethnic cleansing.
Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 08:20 AM (TvnQX)

There's nothing xenophobic about enforcing existing immigration law. The law is not racist, and it is not post-facto. It was the law when every illegal immigrant currently here arrived. They knew what they were doing, and they did it. Allowing the law to be changed simply because large numbers of people decide to break it is not a precedent you want to set.

Changing the law has a proper process, through the Legislature. Even then, those changes would only be valid to people who immigrate under the new law, after the law is changed.

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 08:26 AM (J+mig)

303 95? 2000? Millenium...

3.1?

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 20, 2015 08:27 AM (/jpU8)

304 Huh.

Who knew "Pierre" was French for "Hector?"

Posted by: @JohnTant at February 20, 2015 08:27 AM (UTVh8)

305 Shit it snowed in Be'er Sheva in the Negev Desert in Israel.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2015 08:27 AM (rDqRv)

306 Generic helpdesk suggestion:
Do a cold boot (shut down, turn off power, wait 30 sec, turn back on)

Posted by: @votermom at February 20, 2015 08:28 AM (cbfNE)

307 Changing the law has a proper process, through the Legislature"

What a quaint little concept you have there.

Shame there's no place like that.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 20, 2015 08:28 AM (/jpU8)

308 Hi Hector! You're up early! Can I get you a cup of hot chocolate?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 08:28 AM (NeFrd)

309 What? Last I heard from the lib comentariat it was because their moocher base couldn't put down the bong, get of the sofa and out to vote (i.e low LIV turnout) Get you talking points straight.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 20, 2015 08:28 AM (1BQGO)

310 xenophobes, white trash nationalists and theocrats.

Is this multiple choice quiz or can I be all three?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 20, 2015 08:29 AM (X+nFp)

311 It's as cold as Fredo Chamberlain is arrogant

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2015 08:29 AM (rDqRv)

312 Hillary is going to romp"

Let me guess - Bill's out of town and Huma is, well, lets just say "willing and able"?

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 20, 2015 08:29 AM (/jpU8)

313 Really, Hector--->Pierre?
You're starting the hateful ethnic cleansing talk again?
STFU, troll.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2015 08:30 AM (lHHyw)

314 heir moocher base couldn't put down the bong, get of the sofa


We need to get Cousin Pooky off the couch, and vote.

Posted by: Shit that Obama once said at February 20, 2015 08:30 AM (SwjpS)

315 I didn't read the article - does the Dem brain trust give any reason their blaming their Koch attacks this time around?

Posted by: @votermom at February 20, 2015 08:30 AM (cbfNE)

316 It's kind of sad when you think that The Horde are the only friends that Hector has.

Posted by: @JohnTant at February 20, 2015 08:31 AM (UTVh8)

317 They told me to use the word 'xenophobic' at least 10 times today but I'm not sure why. Who could possibly be afraid of watching old TV shows about an Amazonian warrior princess?

Posted by: Pee Air at February 20, 2015 08:31 AM (NeFrd)

318
>>>Shit it snowed in Be'er Sheva in the Negev Desert in Israel.

Is that some kinda end times thing? Cuz I hafta pick up some dry cleaning

Posted by: Bigby's Kung Fu Grip at February 20, 2015 08:32 AM (3ZtZW)

319 You're starting the hateful ethnic cleansing talk again?"

Which is really rather odd considering that yesterday it claimed the Spanish Conquest wasn't genocide...

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 20, 2015 08:32 AM (/jpU8)

320
hahaha @ "pierre"

Same shit, different name.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at February 20, 2015 08:32 AM (ibo8U)

321 Same shit, different name"

Well, at least it's not French for "rabbit", right?

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 20, 2015 08:33 AM (/jpU8)

322 Mayor de Blasio ordered sweeping reforms for the NYPD after the Eric Garner death but his demands were handled by a goofball police bigwig whose ideas included arming cops with breath mints and spraying protesters with baby oil, sources revealed Thursday.
Michael Julian, who was appointed as deputy commissioner of training in November, lasted just two months on the job before his ridiculed proposals got him transferred out, the sources said.

TOP men. TOP

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2015 08:33 AM (rDqRv)

323 It's kind of sad when you think that The Horde are the only friends that Hector has."

Ain't not telling how many friends live inside Hector's shithouse rat crazy brain bucket.

For all we know, he comes here to get away from them all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 08:34 AM (SwjpS)

324 Looks like lots of jobs will be opening up at CNN and MSDNC.

Somebody alert Marie Harf-wit.

She can hold an ISIS job-a-thon.

Hey, Abdul Mohammed Rhaman Goatfukka can't reallt be any worse that Ronan Farrow or Chris Hayes, can he?



Posted by: Citizen X at February 20, 2015 08:34 AM (7ObY1)

325 -13F here (OH) this morning. Just plain painful.

Koch Brothers? WTH? Just how deluded and idiotic can these dckheads be?

And we lose elections to these numbnuts?

*shakes head and bangs head on desk*

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at February 20, 2015 08:34 AM (Fr8iN)

326 To start with, have you tried a cold reboot?



Cold reboot = pulling plug from wall socket.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 08:35 AM (WQHck)

327 AtC- So, now I see GregorianChant got to it first. It SUCKS having to work for a living and not be able to spend the day reading Ace posts and comments.

Posted by: NoLongerintheBellyoftheBeast at February 20, 2015 08:35 AM (D/mKE)

328 For those offering computer help, I have already restarted, run a disk check, run an antispyware scan and now it just cycles over and over when I can get it booted up.

Any help is appreciated. Oh, and happy anniversary VIA and Golfman.

Posted by: Timon at February 20, 2015 08:36 AM (ZDJwC)

329 Heh. I once homebrewed a lager that I called Cold Reboot.

And it was.

Posted by: @JohnTant at February 20, 2015 08:36 AM (UTVh8)

330
So I'm trying to figure out jurisdiction on a guy who is being treated in Buffalo, attends clinics in Rochester, and has labs originally coming from Steuben Co. He's got like 10 addresses and phone numbers, none of which resolve to anything current.

Fucking homeless a-holes need to go home

Posted by: Bigby's Kung Fu Grip at February 20, 2015 08:36 AM (3ZtZW)

331 And we lose elections to these numbnuts?"

No. If by "we" you mean the "right", then we win big.
The national GOP presidential arm, however, does not share that ideology.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 20, 2015 08:37 AM (/jpU8)

332 now it just cycles over and over

--

What do you mean?

Posted by: @votermom at February 20, 2015 08:37 AM (cbfNE)

333 "And we lose elections to these numbnuts?"

These numbnuts are blessed with an infinite number of hills, each one of which is definitely not the hill to die on.

Posted by: John Boner at February 20, 2015 08:38 AM (lG2E3)

334 The Koch brothers ate my kitty! Oh, how my good friend Pierre loved to stroke, and stroke it.

Posted by: Nanzi Pelousy at February 20, 2015 08:38 AM (jkdqY)

335 but his demands were handled by a goofball police bigwig whose ideas included arming cops with breath mints and spraying protesters with baby oil, sources revealed Thursday.

Michael Julian, who was appointed as deputy commissioner of training in November, lasted just two months on the job before his ridiculed proposals got him transferred out, the sources



Alternate title:

When reality meets campus hijinks.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 08:38 AM (WQHck)

336 It's a thing that the Left does not understand, the Legislative process exists to protect America from the kinds of abuses that preceded our separation from the United Kingdom. Back then, arbitrary enforcement, post-facto legislation, and the implementation of policies without debate, and without any representation for those most affected by said policies, was the norm.

If we allow our system of governance to be debased in such ways, by ignoring the law when we feel it convenient, or creating new retroactive ones to suit the whims of the day, the law is not only meaningless, but the very same abuses that our forefathers rebelled against will become the norm again.

You may even think such abuse of power is fine, while you hold it, but one day, you won't. It's better not to open Pandora's Box.

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 08:38 AM (J+mig)

337 now it just cycles over and over

--

What do you mean?

Maybe it's sitting on the Maytag?

(boooo)

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 20, 2015 08:39 AM (/jpU8)

338 Morning box people ... who sucks today ?


And a special howdy to Hector ... The Little Proggie That Could.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 20, 2015 08:39 AM (cBvzT)

339 Morning Morons

Posted by: Misantrhorpic Humanitarian at February 20, 2015 08:40 AM (vPh3W)

340 Morning box people ... who sucks today ?

And a special howdy to Hector




Asked. And answered.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 08:40 AM (WQHck)

341 310
It is all 3. The GOP thinks the national electorate are like the klansmen in the Iowa primary. They do great at the local level and even appeal to groups that normally do not vote Republican. Then at the Presidential level they run as George Wallace meets Ayatollah Khomeini clones.

This will not last forever as politics is a cycle. After another loss in 2016, the GOP will finally ditch the tea party/socons and modernize.

Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 08:41 AM (TvnQX)

342
I have several random cities besides Boston in my weather app just for shits and giggles.

Tuscon, Ohio: -10
San Diego: 61
Queens Creek, Arizona: 46

Holy cats, Tuscon Ohio!!!

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at February 20, 2015 08:42 AM (ibo8U)

343 338
I am no progressive. Don't think that everyone that is against the socon/ tea party agenda are Marxist-Leninist. Many on the right hate your guts as well. Don't think this website represents all opinions on the right.

Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 08:43 AM (TvnQX)

344 I used to have rabbit (dutch bunny) named Hector. Not sure why I mention that, just seems to fit on this thread.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 20, 2015 08:43 AM (GFtD9)

345 LOL.

Mitt Romney as an ethnic cleanser.

Gotta stop smoking that Peruvian ditch weed, young man.

Posted by: @JohnTant at February 20, 2015 08:44 AM (UTVh8)

346 Russia Boosts Arms, Training for Leftist Latin Militaries
Moscow defense minister inks deals with Cuba, Venezuela, Nicaragua for Arms and training.

Now there is not much we can do about the Ukraine but THIS we should be doing something about. But with Fredo Chamberlain in the White House, I guess not so much ha

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2015 08:44 AM (rDqRv)

347 Un-lucky Pierre drew the short straw this morning.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 20, 2015 08:44 AM (vSCtH)

348
Ill bet someone here has not only heard of Tuscon OH, but has been there...

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at February 20, 2015 08:44 AM (ibo8U)

349 Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 20, 2015 08:43 AM (GFtD9)

Did it have a pancake on its head?

Posted by: @JohnTant at February 20, 2015 08:45 AM (UTVh8)

350 Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at February 20, 2015 08:42 AM (ibo8U)

Don't know where Tuscon Ohio is, but the 1bw hacienda in central Ohio had -13F. And yes, it hurt to be out in it.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at February 20, 2015 08:46 AM (JkmfQ)

351 I think this is the first time Hector's directly addressed me ...


... not sure how I feel about that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 20, 2015 08:46 AM (cBvzT)

352 OK, who brought the marxist douche?

Posted by: The Prophet Some Dope has Greivances at February 20, 2015 08:46 AM (hKyl0)

353 Hector 2016!

Posted by: John Boner at February 20, 2015 08:46 AM (lG2E3)

354
Ill bet Dallas is 44.

brb...

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at February 20, 2015 08:47 AM (ibo8U)

355
Nope, 51.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at February 20, 2015 08:48 AM (ibo8U)

356 Checked on Tucson Ohio - it's about 1/2 hr south of Columbus by Chillicothe. The warm half of the state...

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at February 20, 2015 08:48 AM (JkmfQ)

357 349...*thinks hard for reply* Nope. The pancake reference eludes me. Me not being all nuanced and stuff

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 20, 2015 08:49 AM (GFtD9)

358 Politics is a cycle! A great big, long, shiny, smooth, glistening, sexy cycle seat post of love!

Posted by: Chubbles Jhosnon at February 20, 2015 08:49 AM (jkdqY)

359 358
Politics is a cycle!

And ol' CJ loves to sniff the seat....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at February 20, 2015 08:50 AM (JkmfQ)

360 Ill bet Dallas is 44.
brb...



Ch. 11 News weather app is showing 66 at the house just north of Dallas.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 08:50 AM (WQHck)

361 Russkilitlover, it is an older Internet meme:

http://www.webpulp.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/5414660_8716bf615a.jpg

Posted by: @JohnTant at February 20, 2015 08:50 AM (UTVh8)

362 Don't think this website represents all opinions on the right.

Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 08:43 AM (TvnQX)


On the right? Hell this website barely represents the cobloggers opinions. Peepee, I can call you peepee cant I? Peepee there is a vast number of people in this country that are barely maintaining the false pretense of going along with what you and your kind want to see the US become.

You really have no idea what is actually going on behind the scenes.

The "radical cons" you hate from Iowa wouldn't recognize the thoughts of the really conservative people here. Not racist, not bigoted, not homophobic. You have no idea.

Keep poking this bear with that little stick.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 20, 2015 08:50 AM (X+nFp)

363 Troll shows signs of interfacing with content rather than merely meme generation. A reaching-out. May be feeling especially lonely today. Might be the cold.

Posted by: mindful webworker - troll analyst at February 20, 2015 08:51 AM (Yzubb)

364 Well Daughter leave for college new student weekend. Mrs. wrg500 is having a hard with the baby getting set for college.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 20, 2015 08:51 AM (sWgE+)

365 Timon, whatever is going on in your computer, if you can't properly boot, you need to try to run in safe mode. How depends on whether you have windows 8 or lower.
If you hve win 8 or 8.1 I put a link in ny nic

Posted by: @votermom at February 20, 2015 08:53 AM (cbfNE)

366 Wait...
there are People who are registered as Republicans who do not agree with my political viewpoints?


Get the Fcuk out of here!!



You're kidding....right?
Half the registered Republican voters would vote for Obama a third time, if he simply switched party affiliation, and maintained every political belief and goal that he currently holds.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 08:53 AM (SwjpS)

367 54F according to Accu.


Was outside earlier and it wasn't bad. No jacket.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 20, 2015 08:53 AM (vSCtH)

368 >>Hey, Abdul Mohammed Rhaman Goatfukka can't reallt be any worse that Ronan Farrow or Chris Hayes, can he?




Only issues I see is failure to stick to the WH talking points and maintaining the high level of smugness that the rest of MSNBC'ers showcase.
But content? Probably not much of a difference.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2015 08:54 AM (lHHyw)

369 Hector's all about the open borders.

And the borderline personality disorder.

He has open borderline personality disorder.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 08:54 AM (MMC8r)

370
Tuscon Arizona might be nice. It doesnt get as hot as Phoenix.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at February 20, 2015 08:54 AM (ibo8U)

371 4 according to my weather station in Alexandria Va this morning.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 20, 2015 08:55 AM (sWgE+)

372 Was outside earlier and it wasn't bad. No jacket.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 20, 2015 08:53 AM (vSCtH)

Keep talking like that sir and you'll need a bullet proof jacket.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 20, 2015 08:56 AM (sWgE+)

373 54F according to Accu.
Was outside earlier and it wasn't bad. No jacket.



Damp. Mist. Humidity 94% up my way.
Ch. 11 website says 50. Weather app says 66. I'm going with website.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 08:57 AM (WQHck)

374 My car was reading 0 here in NJ

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2015 08:57 AM (rDqRv)

375 I see Hector has run outta dicks to suck and needs his morning golden shower.

Posted by: maddogg at February 20, 2015 08:57 AM (xWW96)

376 >>Hector's all about the open borders.

Every other day. On off days he's all "Let's purge all the Muslims and 'mud people' [immigrants from the south]from America - who's with me?!?!?!"

Yeah, no.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2015 08:57 AM (lHHyw)

377 So cold I farted snowflakes this morning.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 20, 2015 08:57 AM (sWgE+)

378 Hello all. Ou est le Globull Warming?

Call for Al-Gore, call for Al-Gore....

Posted by: MTF, Fan of the Crusades at February 20, 2015 08:57 AM (FCsIb)

379 Rudy doesn't sound like he's backing down.

-
Remember in 2008 how we couldn't mention Barky's middle name because it was a dog whistle implying he might be a little soft on Islam?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 20, 2015 08:58 AM (ee9LE)

380 "Keep talking like that sir and you'll need a bullet proof jacket."


I'm sorry. Just spreading a little sunshine.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 20, 2015 08:58 AM (vSCtH)

381 367 54F according to Accu.


Was outside earlier and it wasn't bad. No jacket.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 20, 2015 08:53 AM (vSCtH

Yeah, rub it in Ricky.

Posted by: Misantrhorpic Humanitarian at February 20, 2015 08:58 AM (vPh3W)

382
My weather app says 51 and rain in Dallas.

Accu.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at February 20, 2015 08:58 AM (ibo8U)

383 It's freezing here! Literally. 32 on the thermometer on the screened porch. Windchill in the teens. Birdbath frozen solid.

Camellias are all "wtf??"

And it will be 72 on Sunday.

What's up, Fappin' Nation?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2015 08:59 AM (FsuaD)

384 "Tuscon Arizona might be nice. It doesnt get as hot as Phoenix."



That anywhere near Tucson, AZ?

Posted by: HH at February 20, 2015 08:59 AM (Ce4DF)

385 2 degrees and very windy

Posted by: MTF, Fan of the Crusades at February 20, 2015 08:59 AM (FCsIb)

386 So cold I farted snowflakes this morning.



Better than it being so hot you fart cornflakes.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 09:00 AM (WQHck)

387 377
So cold I farted snowflakes this morning.Posted by: wrg500 at February 20, 2015 08:57 AM (sWgE+)

Lol.

Don't fart in coveralls either.....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at February 20, 2015 09:00 AM (Fr8iN)

388 379 Rudy doesn't sound like he's backing down.

-
Remember in 2008 how we couldn't mention Barky's middle name because it was a dog whistle implying he might be a little soft on Islam?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at Februar

No.

Posted by: Misantrhorpic Humanitarian at February 20, 2015 09:01 AM (vPh3W)

389 "So cold I farted snowflakes this morning."


Be careful. That might chafe.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 20, 2015 09:01 AM (vSCtH)

390 Alternative headline:


New Oregon Governor Indecisive

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 09:01 AM (NeFrd)

391
Every other day. On off days he's all "Let's purge all the Muslims and 'mud people' [immigrants from the south]from America - who's with me?!?!?!"


His 'mud people' schtick is all about ridiculing us for being evil 'nativists' for not being on board with his open borders fervor.

It seems denying his benighted in-laws free access to the public dole and the chance to turn America firmly into Venezuela by expanding Democrat voting rolls is the height of Klan activity.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 09:01 AM (MMC8r)

392 379
Rudy doesn't sound like he's backing down.



Morning Joe and his merry band of Obamabots had the long knives out for Rudy this morning. How DARE Rudy accuse their boyfriend of not loving America!


Remember how they loved W?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2015 09:01 AM (FsuaD)

393 My tech guy was fixing my computer yesterday for a similar problem.

He said a virus had altered the backup procedure to do full backups instead of just adding the previous day's alterations. Apparently, this was move massive amounts of data and the backups were never completed, which slowed everything down and basically fucked up the system.

I would have to do total reboots about 3 times a day before this was fixed.

Posted by: jwest at February 20, 2015 09:01 AM (9ZZd+)

394
Florida, Massachusetts

-1

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at February 20, 2015 09:02 AM (ibo8U)

395 In Soviet Russia snowflakes fart you!

Posted by: Vladimir Vladimirovich 'Pooty-Poot' Putin at February 20, 2015 09:02 AM (jkdqY)

396 Alternative Alternative Headline:


New Oregon Governor Embraces Polls

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 09:03 AM (NeFrd)

397 390 Alternative headline:

New Oregon Governor Indecisive
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 09:01 AM (NeFrd)

Giggles.

Her report card stated, "She plays well with others and I mean plays well IYKWIM"

Posted by: Misantrhorpic Humanitarian at February 20, 2015 09:03 AM (vPh3W)

398 Guten morgen, meine faspperschen!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 09:03 AM (2Ojst)

399 Remember in 2008 how we couldn't mention Barky's middle name because it
was a dog whistle implying he might be a little soft on Islam?



Yes. I remember John McCain scolding whoever was introducing him at a campaign event for saying "Barack Hussein Obama." McCain was not pleased.


"My frienths, you have nothing to fear from an Obama presidency."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2015 09:04 AM (FsuaD)

400 Ever try to put a 100 pound dog outside who says fu*k no I won't go? Good times.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 20, 2015 09:04 AM (sWgE+)

401 399 Wasn't it some radio host or something?

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2015 09:05 AM (KETbL)

402 400 Ever try to put a 100 pound dog outside who says fu*k no I won't go? Good times.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 20, 2015 09:04 AM (sWgE+)

You have a talking dog?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 09:05 AM (2Ojst)

403 I don't think Hector is a progressive. He's nothing. He's just an emotionally ill loser who is so desperate for attention that all he can think to do is annoy people. He's a coward so he does it not only anonymously but using different alias. The highlight of his day is annoying his betters and after that it's just wallowing in self pity and failure.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 20, 2015 09:05 AM (ee9LE)

404 He has open borderline personality disorder.



Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 08:54 AM (MMC8r)


****

Hey, let's grant amnesty to all the illegal alien voices in his head.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 09:06 AM (NeFrd)

405 What do you mean?

Posted by: @votermom at February 20, 2015 08:37 AM (cbfNE)

Any time you click on a program the little wheel pops up and it just goes on forever and nothing ever opens up. I just started it in safe mode and it is dong the same thing.

Posted by: Timon at February 20, 2015 09:06 AM (ZDJwC)

406 So, channel surfing this morning, trying to avoid having the news Foxsplained to me by stammerin' Steve and Barbie on helium, I catch Chris Cuomo on CNN with some tool from Mother Jones accusing O'Reilly of lying about his war exploits as a reporter.

Hmmm.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2015 09:06 AM (FsuaD)

407 Morning Joe and his merry band of Obamabots had the long knives out for Rudy this morning. How DARE Rudy accuse their boyfriend of not loving America!


Remember how they loved W?


I remember Al Gore screaming 'HE BETRAYED THIS COUNTRY!!!'

I remember the entire Democrat party embracing 9-11 Trooferism. I remember Michael Moore as an honored guest at their party convention.

I remember 'Chimpy McHalliburton.'

I remember assasination porn.


And I remember all the things that Gaylord has done that prove the only America he wants is the one he 'transforms' it into.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 09:06 AM (MMC8r)

408 The highlight of his day is annoying his betters and after that it's just wallowing in self pity and failure.

Wait, so you're saying Axelfraud laid him off? Damn, how bad do you have to be to lose a job as a professional Internet troll...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at February 20, 2015 09:07 AM (DT3rQ)

409 Jim Hoft @gatewaypundit 2m2 minutes ago
Allahu Akbar. Obama White House Opens Extremist Summit With Muslim Prayer http://shar.es/1Wqo1g via @gatewaypundit

A Muslim prayer was recited at the start of the second day of the White House summit on "Countering Violent Extremism," but no other religious text was presented during the portion of the event that was open to the press.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 20, 2015 09:07 AM (ZPrif)

410
You have a talking dog?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 09:05 AM (2Ojst)

***

You owe me a new keyboard, Insomniac

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 09:07 AM (NeFrd)

411 Mother Of Canadian Man Who Converted To Islam And Died Fighting For Al Nusra Front In Syria This Is Not a Religious War

Weasel Zippers

Now we know where her son got the crazy from

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2015 09:08 AM (rDqRv)

412 401
399 Wasn't it some radio host or something?

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2015 09:05 AM (KETbL)


Yeah, it was some radio talking head whose name escapes me. McCain acted like a total jackass over the mention of "Hussein."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2015 09:08 AM (FsuaD)

413 You have a talking dog?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 09:05 AM (2Ojst)

Yea, and my wife has big teeth also.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 20, 2015 09:08 AM (sWgE+)

414 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2015 09:06 AM (FsuaD)

Its good to be King, except when the piss ants try to take you down. They figure since they lie and distort the truth everyone does.

Posted by: Misantrhorpic Humanitarian at February 20, 2015 09:08 AM (vPh3W)

415 409 Good Lord.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2015 09:08 AM (KETbL)

416 Now that you are in safe mode check:
How much free disk space you have
How many programs are running in memory (not sure how to do this now in windows - try googling?)

Can you not run anything, even little utilities (notepad) or can you just not run MS Office?

Posted by: @votermom at February 20, 2015 09:09 AM (jYUOB)

417 Jim Hoft @gatewaypundit 2m2 minutes ago
Allahu Akbar. Obama White House Opens Extremist Summit With Muslim Prayer http://shar.es/1Wqo1g via @gatewaypundit

A Muslim prayer was recited at the start of the second day of the White House summit on "Countering Violent Extremism," but no other religious text was presented during the portion of the event that was open to the press.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 20, 2015 09:07 AM (ZPrif)


Unless Fredo is going full Godfather: "Keep yolur friends close, but your enemies closer"

We are truly fucked

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2015 09:09 AM (rDqRv)

418 415
409 Good Lord. Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2015 09:08 AM (KETbL)

He wasn't allowed in.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at February 20, 2015 09:09 AM (Fr8iN)

419 Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 09:06 AM (MMC8r)


Don't forget then-Senator Obama calling Dubya unpatriotic.

And over the debt, of all things.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 20, 2015 09:09 AM (7ObY1)

420 346
I'm so scared of the mighty Cuban and Venezuela armies. Panama and Colombia would clean their clocks. If the tea party/socons had pressured the government to support the Venezuelan people, instead of backing Nazis in the Ukraine we would not be having this discussion.

Be honest, you like having Latin bogeymen to bicth about. It feed your inner racist psychosis to hate on Latinos.

Just be honest about your bigotry.

Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 09:10 AM (TvnQX)

421
Yeah, it was some radio talking head whose name escapes me. McCain acted like a total jackass over the mention of "Hussein."


It's not like 'Barack' is any less of a Muslim name.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 09:10 AM (MMC8r)

422 so now the left likes what Brian Williams did to himself and they want to start in on others? When does Enron Advisor Paul Krugman step up to bat?

Posted by: MTF, Fan of the Crusades at February 20, 2015 09:10 AM (FCsIb)

423 Arrest in the Las Vegas 'road rage' shooting. Turns out the 44 year old mother victim knew the shooter. 19 year old gangbanger that lived by her and that she was helping out.

I'll bet half of ace's life savings 'helping out' means sleeping with him.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 20, 2015 09:11 AM (iRZl4)

424 409 Good Lord. Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2015 09:08 AM (KETbL)

He wasn't allowed in.



*wipes off monitor*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2015 09:11 AM (FsuaD)

425 State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf wrote her college honors thesis on how conservative evangelical support for Israel complicates U.S. foreign policy, according to Indiana University records.

Splains alot ha

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2015 09:11 AM (rDqRv)

426 Last year they called it Polar Vortex, remember?
Posted by: Carol at February 20, 2015 06:15 AM (sj3Ax)


I believe that this year they named it "Doug." Beware of Doug!

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at February 20, 2015 09:12 AM (0RdKg)

427 Sniff sniff sniff. Smells like shit in here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2015 09:12 AM (rDqRv)

428 I'll bet half of ace's life savings 'helping out' means sleeping with him.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 20, 2015 09:11 AM (iRZl4)

Big spender. 87 cents is a big bet.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 20, 2015 09:12 AM (sWgE+)

429 #392
Morning Joe and his merry band of Obamabots had the long knives out for Rudy this morning. How DARE Rudy accuse their boyfriend of not loving America!


Love the way Traitor Joe kept screaming (re: Giuliani's comments) THIS IS WHY REPUBLICANS KEEP LOSING ELECTIONS!!!1!eleventy!!1!

No, Traitor Joe. Free shit is why Republicans keep losing elections. Free. Shit.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 20, 2015 09:12 AM (7ObY1)

430 O.M.G. Just pissed myself laughing.

Lib who knob-slobbed 404Care get red hot poker of reality up the ass.

http://bit.ly/1EdfipU

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 09:12 AM (WQHck)

431 >>>Arrest in the Las Vegas 'road rage' shooting. Turns out the 44 year old mother victim knew the shooter. 19 year old gangbanger that lived by her and that she was helping out.

I'll bet half of ace's life savings 'helping out' means sleeping with him.
.
.
.I saw that this morning. I have $50 that says they were doing the nasty with each other and the hubby found out.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 20, 2015 09:13 AM (4oSLk)

432
Splains alot ha


It probably got her the job.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 09:13 AM (MMC8r)

433 Pierre was a little disconnected in that last post about his hate of Latin America. Someone should let his nurse know he's not taking his Lithium dose again.

Posted by: MTF, Fan of the Crusades at February 20, 2015 09:13 AM (FCsIb)

434

Good one, Seamus!

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at February 20, 2015 09:13 AM (ibo8U)

435 Jim Hoft @gatewaypundit 2m2 minutes ago
Allahu Akbar. Obama White House Opens Extremist Summit With Muslim Prayer http://shar.es/1Wqo1g via @gatewaypundit

Imam Sheikh Sa’ad Musse Roble, president of the World Peace Organization in Minneapolis, Minn., recited a “verse from the Quran” following remarks by Obama administration officials and Democratic members of Congress.

Imam Abdisalam Adam of the Islamic Civil Society of America offered a translation of the verses:

“In translation those verses of the Quran mean ‘Whoever kills a soul unless for a soul or for corruption in the land, it’s as if he has slain mankind entirely, and whoever saves one life, it’s as if he has saved mankind entirely,’” Adam said.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 20, 2015 09:13 AM (ZPrif)

436 In Soviet Russia, now is when we would be shooting and hanging traitors. Instead, because you are lazy Americans, comfortable and complacent with your big screen TVs and your Callaway Apex golf clubs - they will hang and shoot you.

Posted by: Vladimir Vladimirovich 'Pooty-Poot' Putin at February 20, 2015 09:13 AM (jkdqY)

437 Just be honest about your bigotry.
Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 09:10 AM (TvnQX)

What makes you think we're all pearly-white here, pendejo?

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 09:13 AM (3HxZe)

438 Because it isn't a conference on extremism. It's a Conference to show that is the CIC is the American Cheerleader for Islam.

It really should be tagged with this clever comment poster Garrett made last night, "Muslims don't represent Islam."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2015 09:13 AM (DXzRD)

439 Chris Cuomo wants to know when Fox is going to discipline O'Reilly for exaggerating his stories of being shot at when covering wars.

If I'm not mistaken, didn't O'Reilly cover the Falklands war, and did indeed, come under fire?

I'm no O'Reilly fan, but it seems Chris is awfully "concerned."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2015 09:14 AM (FsuaD)

440 430 O.M.G. Just pissed myself laughing.

Lib who knob-slobbed 404Care get red hot poker of reality up the ass.

http://bit.ly/1EdfipU
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 09:12 AM (WQHck)

Gives me a serious schadenboner.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 09:14 AM (2Ojst)

441 392
I don't support open borders, but I don't support xenophobia. I oppose the welfare state and my in laws you punch you for claiming they want welfare. Welfare is a dirty word to them.

Care to discuss how many snake handling love IQ white trash tea parties are on welfare?

How about the ultimate welfare program, social security.

Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 09:14 AM (TvnQX)

442 Name that lifeform ...

Fact: About 46 years ago, NASA detected two lifeforms on the Moon. These lifeforms were able to use sophisticated technology, as NASA could easily verify from their audio and video transmissions that we intercepted. I've actually seen the video, and the beings seemed humanoid to me, but quite frankly, I think it's hard to say for sure because of the bulky protective shielding they were wearing at all times.

Fact: What did NASA do? Stuck these lifeforms onto a rocket and brought them to Earth! NASA did the same thing five more times over the next 3.5 years and brought back ten similar lifeforms. Every time NASA has detected lifeforms on the Moon -- every single time -- they've removed them from the Moon and shipped them to Earth. Those might have been the twelve only lifeforms to have existed on the Moon -- intelligent, technologically sophisticated lifeforms -- and now the Moon is barren! (As far as we know. Could there be more such lifeforms evading detection? I'm just asking.)

Fact: NASA conducted tests on them and then released them to live among us! They've been living among us for decades! The first lifeform ever detected on the Moon died a couple of years ago, and a couple more have also died over this time.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 20, 2015 09:14 AM (e8kgV)

443 435 Yeah,meaning unless for revenge or just about anything else you don't like.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2015 09:15 AM (KETbL)

444 Wait, Hector is "Pierre" today? As in LUCKY PIERRE? (check the Urban Dictionary if you don't get it.)

C'mon. the troll is, uh, trolling us.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 20, 2015 09:15 AM (7ObY1)

445 A Muslim prayer was recited at the start of the second day of the White House summit on "Countering Violent Extremism," but no other religious text was presented during the portion of the event that was open to the press.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 20, 2015 09:07 AM (ZPrif)


Unless Fredo is going full Godfather: "Keep yolur friends close, but your enemies closer"

We are truly fucked
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2015 09:09 AM (rDqRv)
_______________________

Hey, it's not like I didn't tell you which side I'd be on when the winds of public opinion shifted against the Muslims!

Posted by: Barack Hussein "I'll Side with the Muslims" Obama at February 20, 2015 09:15 AM (Fnyc2)

446 Yoo Hoo!

Guys? Over Here!

YO!!

Posted by: Policies that Suck at February 20, 2015 09:15 AM (fWLrt)

447 425 State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf wrote her college honors thesis on how conservative evangelical support for Israel complicates U.S. foreign policy, according to Indiana University records.
======================

and by "complicate" she means "hard to betray"

Posted by: MTF, Fan of the Crusades at February 20, 2015 09:15 AM (FCsIb)

448 So our troll went from hispanic to female to French. Can you day identity crisis, boys and girls? I knew you could!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 09:16 AM (2Ojst)

449 Smart military blog which has the absolute shittiest repetitive predictable troll ever.

Posted by: RWC - Aragont son of Arathont at February 20, 2015 09:16 AM (fWAjv)

450 "Whoever kills a soul unless for a soul or for corruption in the land, it's as if he has slain mankind entirely, and whoever saves one life, it's as if he has saved mankind entirely"

---

Here's a question -- what does "corruption in the land" mean?

That verse says you can kill a soul for a soul -- ie revenge or punishment -- or for "corruption in the land".

I've read explanations that that means like if somebody is corrupting the land and the people by, for example, rejecting Islam and teaching others to reject Islam.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 20, 2015 09:16 AM (ZPrif)

451 450 Yep.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2015 09:16 AM (KETbL)

452 Didn't you guys claim to be leaving the GOP the other day? The head Klansman around here Ace declared he was done with Republicans, yet you all opine about Republican politics.

Please leave so sane center right types can take back the GOP.

Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 09:17 AM (TvnQX)

453 Check the hash Pierre could be AtC trolling us again. Naa, AtC was better at it.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 20, 2015 09:17 AM (sWgE+)

454 I've read explanations that that means like if somebody is corrupting the land and the people by, for example, rejecting Islam and teaching others to reject Islam.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 20, 2015 09:16 AM (ZPrif)

I suspect it's the same thing as when CAIR condemns "killing innocents." If you're kuffir or an infidel, guess what - you aren't an innocent.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 09:17 AM (2Ojst)

455 I love IQ white trash tea. Preferably peach.

Posted by: RWC - Aragont son of Arathont at February 20, 2015 09:17 AM (fWAjv)

456 So Obama is trolling us and the "World Peace Organization" appears to be trolling HIM.

This is nuts.

Posted by: @JohnTant at February 20, 2015 09:18 AM (UTVh8)

457 "red hot poker of reality up the ass."

Shear poetry. I'm stealing it.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at February 20, 2015 09:18 AM (Fr8iN)

458 Carol

You will need a jackhammer to plant roses in copperas cove and marble falls. Marble falls is a much prettier town. Both areas have pretty land surrounding.

I like the suggestion of Taylor. Close to two VA's. One in Temple and one in Austin. Also close to two university medical centers-also Austin and Temple.

Posted by: DrC at February 20, 2015 09:18 AM (R5V4T)

459 So the prayer says you can't kill unless, you know, you got a good reason.

Every left-wing I know thinks that FoxNews is "corrupting" America.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 20, 2015 09:18 AM (ZPrif)

460 Who is this Lucky Pierre troll? And why, oh why can't we get better quality Axeltrolls here?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2015 09:18 AM (FsuaD)

461 And dipshit has graduated to libeling Ace on his own blog. Real smart move there, Skippy.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 09:19 AM (2Ojst)

462 Wait, we're KLANSMEN today?

I thought Yector would call us all Nazis like usual.

Now what am I gonna do with all this wienerschnitzel?

Posted by: Citizen X at February 20, 2015 09:19 AM (7ObY1)

463 RON PAUL!!!eleventy!!11...!!

Posted by: PIERRE! at February 20, 2015 09:19 AM (Mj3Lx)

464 Who is this Lucky Pierre troll?

An open-borders libertarian welfare-stater.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 09:19 AM (MMC8r)

465 431 More likely that the mom was buyibg drugs from him. Just a guess.

Posted by: @votermom at February 20, 2015 09:19 AM (Kh7z6)

466 I don't really know whether I should take this seriously or not: Obama and the Muslim Gang Sign http://is.gd/jHxR9R

TFG is so profoundly stupid and trollish he could just be fcking with us, or he might just be remembering that from his Indonesian childhood and thinking it's like a wog thumbs up.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 20, 2015 09:19 AM (evdj2)

467 Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 20, 2015 09:13 AM (ZPrif)

Oh.... wait.... we had it all wrong...

It not a White House ANTI Extremism thingy...

Its a White House summit WITH Extremists...


Makes perfect sense now...

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at February 20, 2015 09:19 AM (qh617)

468 So the prayer says you can't kill unless, you know, you got a good reason.
--------------------

Pretty much half the planet thinks that the UN corrupted the land back in '45 with that Jooo thing. They've been using that excuse for decades.

Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2015 09:20 AM (fWLrt)

469 Pierre's mother is a racist. She only gives blow jobs to Latinos.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 20, 2015 09:20 AM (iRZl4)

470 ...they only pay me .02/post...meh, it's a living...well that and mommies cookies and my sweet welfare cheque!

Posted by: PIERRE! at February 20, 2015 09:20 AM (Mj3Lx)

471 Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 20, 2015 09:13 AM (ZPrif)
**************

Yes, but did the imam explain that the exception for killing "for corruption in the land" basically swallows the rule?

IOW, Muslims are instructed to kill infidels (i.e. non-Muslims) because they are "corrupt." Same with homosexuals, women who object to being treated like chattel, etc.

Posted by: ReligiousScholar at February 20, 2015 09:20 AM (Fnyc2)

472 457 "red hot poker of reality up the ass."

Shear poetry. I'm stealing it.


Back in the 90s I was in this band and we had a song called "Bitchslapped by Reality."

I wrote the lyrics, of course.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 20, 2015 09:20 AM (7ObY1)

473 466 I don't really know whether I should take this seriously or not: Obama and the Muslim Gang Sign http://is.gd/jHxR9R

TFG is so profoundly stupid and trollish he could just be fcking with us, or he might just be remembering that from his Indonesian childhood and thinking it's like a wog thumbs up.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 20, 2015 09:19 AM (evdj2)

Read that yesterday. That's really reaching.

Posted by: RWC - Aragont son of Arathont at February 20, 2015 09:20 AM (fWAjv)

474 I just arrived.

How many times has Hector used "Soros" and "Nazis" this morning?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2015 09:21 AM (659DL)

475 ...I have to go now....mommie just baked some fresh cookies and has my hot Quik ready for me!!!...btw, I love my plaid pajamas!!!

Posted by: PIERRE! at February 20, 2015 09:21 AM (Mj3Lx)

476 So you're saying that turning the Kochs into boogeymen and blaming them for every little thing does NOT equal profit? Underpants gnomes will be very sad.

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2015 09:21 AM (pjkaY)

477 Get out the parade of useful idiots like GW and David Cameron to tell us how islam means peace.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2015 09:21 AM (KETbL)

478 Posted by: @votermom at February 20, 2015 09:19 AM (Kh7z

Good guess. I'll bet the other half of ace's savings on that scenario.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 20, 2015 09:22 AM (iRZl4)

479
430 O.M.G. Just pissed myself laughing.



Lib who knob-slobbed 404Care get red hot poker of reality up the ass.



http://bit.ly/1EdfipU

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 09:12 AM (WQHck)




Hahahahahahaha! That's the funniest thing I've read all week month!


I love it when an Obamabot runs headlong into a cold, hard, dose of reality.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2015 09:22 AM (FsuaD)

480 464 Who is this Lucky Pierre troll?

An open-borders libertarian welfare-stater.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 09:19 AM (MMC8r)

Who sucks cock by choice.

Can't leave out it's greatest accomplishment.

Posted by: RWC - Aragont son of Arathont at February 20, 2015 09:22 AM (fWAjv)

481 Leave my Pierre alone you racist rethuglicans!!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 20, 2015 09:22 AM (Mj3Lx)

482 @464
Where did I say I support the welfare state. I would eliminate food stamps, welfare, housing assistance, social security, Medicaid and Medicare.

Would you favor eliminating these programs?

Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 09:23 AM (TvnQX)

483 Yeeeehaw! Hows everyone this morning?! Another great day for hating brown people 'cause they're brown, at the AoSHQ!

Posted by: Snake handling love IQ white trash tea parties at February 20, 2015 09:23 AM (jkdqY)

484 There are Obama phones, Obama medical insurance. A woman I know fell on hard times and some "benefit counselor" tried to give her an apartment and some government issued furniture (she laughingly called it her Obama frying pan). The Feds are handing out all sorts of stuff. Can I haz my Obama M4?

Posted by: MTF, Fan of the Crusades at February 20, 2015 09:24 AM (FCsIb)

485 I favor eliminating latinos.

Posted by: RWC - Aragont son of Arathont at February 20, 2015 09:24 AM (fWAjv)

486 I kinda like brown people.

Like Mrs. Circa, for instance.

Now plaid people, I hate.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2015 09:24 AM (659DL)

487 Oh Pierre, you shouldn't have come...

No no no...

Yes yes yes...

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2015 09:25 AM (pjkaY)

488 So the prayer says you can't kill unless, you know, you got a good reason.



"He needed killin' yer honor" USED to be a valid defense.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 09:25 AM (WQHck)

489 New Oregonian governor has degrees in Environmentalism and Women's Studies, I believe. Since green energy was Kitzhaber's downfall, there's probably a good reason for them not covering her areas of expertise.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 20, 2015 09:26 AM (Lqy/e)

490 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 20, 2015 09:26 AM (kff5f)

491 I smell Pee-Air.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 09:26 AM (MMC8r)

492 LIZ WARREN 2016!!!...eleventy!!!11...!!

Posted by: PIERRE! at February 20, 2015 09:27 AM (Mj3Lx)

493 No dump yet?

Are we a little "backed up" this morning?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at February 20, 2015 09:27 AM (Fr8iN)

494 Creepy picture of Hillary! and Ronan Farrow at Drudge.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2015 09:27 AM (FsuaD)

495 Now what am I gonna do with all this wienerschnitzel?

Roll it in corn meal, and fry it in bacon drippins.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 20, 2015 09:27 AM (brIR5)

496 The Koch brothers are still under attack. Kamela Harris (sp?), the idiot AG in Cali, has been trying to use a court to force them to expose their donor list to death threats and other assorted violence. So far, no dice.

Posted by: MTF, Fan of the Crusades at February 20, 2015 09:28 AM (FCsIb)

497 Now plaid people, I hate.

But they make whisky...

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 20, 2015 09:28 AM (ZKzrr)

498 @485
At least you are honest about it. Just remember, your intended victims can fight back.

I respect your honesty.

Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 09:28 AM (TvnQX)

499 494
Creepy picture of Hillary! and Ronan Farrow at Drudge. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2015 09:27 AM (FsuaD)

Saw that. Very creepy.

*shudders*

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at February 20, 2015 09:28 AM (Fr8iN)

500 "He needed killin' yer honor" USED to be a valid defense.

"That's a killin'" is the preferred version in the AOSHQ style guide.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2015 09:28 AM (659DL)

501 Maybe we can mount a jet engine to Pierre and lose him over Macho Grande.

Posted by: George Zzipp at February 20, 2015 09:28 AM (jkdqY)

502
Muslim Mayor to Islamists: Accept Western Values or '...you can f**k off.'


http://tinyurl.com/mtzr4oq


I wish our muslim leader would have the balls to say that.

Posted by: RWC - Aragont son of Arathont at February 20, 2015 09:29 AM (fWAjv)

503
We used to call these people perverts. Shut the fuck up already about your sexual proclivities.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 20, 2015 07:01 AM (ibo8U)


I would rather have a politician who could claim to be monogamous.


Posted by: kindltot at February 20, 2015 09:29 AM (t//F+)

504 New Oregonian governor has degrees in Environmentalism and Women's Studies, I believe.

Oh, WELL, much better than Scott Walker.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 09:29 AM (MMC8r)

505 Oh man, I cannot believe there was an Ebola thread yesterday and I missed it! Darn social calendar.

Posted by: Lea at February 20, 2015 09:29 AM (lIU4e)

506 If you want to see some hate of brown people, say something positive about Cruz, Jindal, Condi, West , Thomas , Martinez, Haley , etc at anyone of the Lefty sites. It's what I imagine a KKK meeting would be like.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 20, 2015 09:30 AM (iRZl4)

507 Carol,

I live in the north Dallas suburbs but spent my college years in Waco and College Station.

Waco and Kerrville have VA medical centers. Both still have a small-town atmosphere yet enough of the big city that you can find nice places to eat and shop. They are also both surrounded by much smaller towns where homes and land are cheaper but are still only 20 minutes or so away from what the towns have to offer.

Kerville and the surrounding Hill Country is absolutely gorgeous. If you spend two weeks there you'll feel like a native Texan.

http://goo.gl/bn8ThT

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at February 20, 2015 09:30 AM (0RdKg)

508 dump time or are we going straight to White Privilege art?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 20, 2015 09:30 AM (7RXcs)

509 I kinda like brown people.

Salma Hayek comes to mind.

http://tinyurl.com/nabhuo3

I feel warmer already.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 20, 2015 09:30 AM (sWgE+)

510 ...Pierre and lose him over Macho Grande.


Posted by: George Zzipp at February 20, 2015 09:28 AM (jkdqY)



****


I don't think Pierre will ever get over Macho Grande.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 09:30 AM (NeFrd)

511 I would rather have a politician who could claim to be monogamous.

Posted by: kindltot at February 20, 2015 09:29 AM (t//F+)'

I would settle for people not having to broadcast 24/7, to the whole world, what they prefer to do with their fiddly bits.

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 09:30 AM (3HxZe)

512 Snow in Jerusalem?

Where's Gore?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 09:31 AM (MMC8r)

513 So, what kind of award will Ronan Farrow win becasue of his awesome initial success in television?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2015 09:31 AM (659DL)

514 So, for those not on the ONT last night...

I have a GoFundMe set up to get my book published.

link is in my nic.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 20, 2015 09:31 AM (kff5f)

515 Drudge says the number of American businesses hit a 40 year low in 2014. Obama says only "Allahu Akbar!".

Posted by: MTF, Fan of the Crusades at February 20, 2015 09:31 AM (FCsIb)

516 Some day we'll have a prominent politician that can unashamedly say he likes slamming his (or her) dick in the bathroom door. Only then can we be free.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 09:32 AM (MMC8r)

517 Everybody hates us ...

Posted by: The Irish at February 20, 2015 09:33 AM (cBvzT)

518 498 Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 09:28 AM (TvnQX)

and I respect your ability to pluck out your left eye Yector...

I don't recall you going to Koos and Donk Underground or LGF and berating them for attacking "the wrong brown people"...

The problem with the "Newer Better Americans" and Barack Obama is not "brown" it is "red."

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 20, 2015 09:33 AM (/4AZU)

519 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 20, 2015 09:31 AM (kff5f)

got the GoFundMe up for your waxing yet as AtC requested?

Posted by: wrg500 at February 20, 2015 09:33 AM (sWgE+)

520 Posted by: wrg500 at February 20, 2015 09:30 AM (sWgE+)

They are always finalists in the Miss Whatever (universe, world, etc.) pageants. They have some fine-looking fillies, of which Ms. Hayek is definitely a great example.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at February 20, 2015 09:33 AM (JkmfQ)

521 Bout time for some ART!

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 20, 2015 09:33 AM (iVjJr)

522 So, what kind of award will Ronan Farrow win becasue of his awesome initial success in television?


Well, in case you missed it yesterday, after just three hours on the air, he was awarded the Cronkite Award.

Seriously. ::facepalm::

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2015 09:33 AM (FsuaD)

523 506 If you want to see some hate of brown people, say something positive about Cruz, Jindal, Condi, West , Thomas , Martinez, Haley , etc at anyone of the Lefty sites. It's what I imagine a KKK meeting would be like.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 20, 2015 09:30 AM (iRZl4)

Knocked that one out of the park, Bob. Lefties only tolerate minorities when those minorities conform to the narrow stereotypes propagated by their multiculturalism BS.

They go on and on about diversity, but do the Federal forms say "check all that apply" yet? No. You have to choose your clique and then act the part as they define it, or you're a race-traitor be punished.

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 09:33 AM (3HxZe)

524 Snow in Jerusalem?

Heh.

I mentioned that to Mrs. Tenther last night, and she looked at me quizzically and asked, "Is that unusual?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 20, 2015 09:33 AM (kff5f)

525 516 Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 09:32 AM (MMC8r)

Historic First...

wait a sec I thought Dhimmi Carter already covered this?

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 20, 2015 09:34 AM (/4AZU)

526 I'm trying a new shampoo with a light floral scent. I wonder if the Vice President will like it.

Posted by: said no woman ever at February 20, 2015 09:34 AM (NeFrd)

527 Everybody hates us ...

But twas all in good fun

Posted by: Wacking Day at February 20, 2015 09:34 AM (evdj2)

528 533 Still not as bad as Obama's Nobel for talkin purty.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2015 09:35 AM (KETbL)

529
Some day we'll have a prominent politician that can unashamedly say he
likes slamming his (or her) dick in the bathroom door. Only then can we
be free.



I'm thinking of running as an Independent.

Posted by: Couch Fucker at February 20, 2015 09:35 AM (FsuaD)

530 Can we haz White Privilege Art Thread?

Posted by: Citizen X at February 20, 2015 09:35 AM (7ObY1)

531 523 Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 09:33 AM (3HxZe)

Donkey is ONLY loyal to "the plan"....

woe betide if you are "protected class" and move off the reservation...

Yector never wants to discuss that...

Hey Yector it's cold at rest stop 19....have some hot cacao and a Danish....

and get your fucking shine box.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 20, 2015 09:36 AM (/4AZU)

532
Well, in case you missed it yesterday, after just three hours on the air, he was awarded the Cronkite Award.


In fairness, that award is for betraying your country's war effort on air. They give them out like AOL CDs.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 09:36 AM (MMC8r)

533 No morning dump makes me cranky all day.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at February 20, 2015 09:36 AM (JkmfQ)

534 a prominent politician that can unashamedly say he likes slamming his (or her) dick in the bathroom door. Only then can we be free.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 09:32 AM (MMC8r)


****

Free? Oh man, don't I wish. I usually pay somebody 50 bucks to slam my penis in the bathroom door.

Posted by: Anthony's sore wiener at February 20, 2015 09:36 AM (NeFrd)

535 Well, you guys have fun with the troll.

I'm taking lunch to husband's company to celebrate his birfday.

Adios.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2015 09:37 AM (FsuaD)

536 Who is Ronan Farrow? I'm out of touch with celebs du jour. Put some dorky glasses on him and dress.him up in a onesie and he looks like Pajama Boy

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 20, 2015 09:38 AM (GFtD9)

537 I'm thinking of running as an Independent.


Posted by: Couch Fucker at February 20, 2015 09:35 AM (FsuaD)



I'll see you at the debates.

Posted by: Toaster Fucker at February 20, 2015 09:38 AM (UTVh8)

538 Either we get a dump ... or Weft and I take this thread to 1000. We've done it before. We'll do it again.


Those are our terms. They are non-negotiable.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 20, 2015 09:39 AM (cBvzT)

539 so i had a question yesterday about the original name of the uprising and revolution in the arab states "arab spring" i couldn't for the life of me remember the original term.

Finally waking up in the middle of a sleep last night it popped into my head.. 'Days of Rage'!

remember that and how it was re-named .

ok a small thing but it was bothering the heck out of me.

Posted by: comrade willow at February 20, 2015 09:39 AM (nqBYe)

540 Posted by: 1bulwetweft at February 20, 2015 09:33 AM (JkmfQ)

You mean like Priyanda Chopra? A little curry in the morning.

http://tinyurl.com/k549fmb

Posted by: wrg500 at February 20, 2015 09:39 AM (sWgE+)

541 F8 gets you in safe mode. Reboot. While it's still at the black window, (before it loads Windows), start tapping F8. If it boots into Windows, reboot and try again.

If it won't load into Safe Mode, you have major issues and will need to have it backed up. Will probably need to reinstall Windows.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 20, 2015 09:39 AM (Lqy/e)

542 506
Tea Party/ Socons hate minority Republicans like Rubio or Sandoval that don't tow the party line. You are just as hateful of minorities that don't conform as the Marxists.

If Susana Martinez ran for President, this website and other conservative ones would be trashing her endlessly with ethnic slurs.

Get off your high horse. You are just as evil as the Marxists.

Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 09:39 AM (TvnQX)

543 Who is Ronan Farrow?

The son of Mia Farrow and a player to be named later.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 09:40 AM (MMC8r)

544 A politician needs to take his fate into his own hands.

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at February 20, 2015 09:40 AM (evdj2)

545 So now Hector thinks he's a Frog?

Wunderbar

Posted by: Misantrhorpic Humanitarian at February 20, 2015 09:40 AM (vPh3W)

546 (Again, Hector's pissy cause we don't go all open-borders. But he's TOTES not open-borders.)

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 09:41 AM (MMC8r)

547 I mentioned that to Mrs. Tenther last night, and she looked at me quizzically and asked, "Is that unusual?"

"In 1911 Jerusalem had 11 straight days of snowfall.
The record amount of snowfall in modern times is 3 feet, which fell in
1920. "

http://www.bibleplaces.com/jerusalemsnow.htm
Looks pretty.

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 20, 2015 09:41 AM (ZKzrr)

548 ... or Weft and I take this thread to 1000.


****

Nice. I pictured Cool Hand Luke and boiled eggs when I read that comment.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 09:41 AM (NeFrd)

549 Boring piece of shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2015 09:42 AM (rDqRv)

550 Right to Work on the fast track for vote next week in WI. R's confident they already have the votes.

Madison may have another big union protest next week

Posted by: H Badger at February 20, 2015 09:42 AM (n/0Nw)

551 Free? Oh man, don't I wish. I usually pay somebody 50 bucks to slam my penis in the bathroom door.
Posted by: Anthony's sore wiener at February 20, 2015 09:36 AM (NeFrd)

Obviously, you haven't done the proper shopping. It can be done for less.
Posted by: Idaho Senator Larry Craig

Posted by: Misantrhorpic Humanitarian at February 20, 2015 09:42 AM (vPh3W)

552 The troll thinks he's being insightful and profound.


Rather like John Kerry at his James Taylor acoustic concert over in France.



That's the scary thing about all this stuff these days. They think they are being profound. They do not see their own vapidity.



Spooky as all hell.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 20, 2015 09:42 AM (9LuAk)

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 20, 2015 09:42 AM (9LuAk)

554 @531
Conservatives are the same as Marxists towards minorities. Leave the conservative plantation and its open season.

You are both evil and need to be eliminated.

Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 09:43 AM (TvnQX)

555 550 Right to Work on the fast track for vote next week in WI. R's confident they already have the votes.

Madison may have another big union protest next week
Posted by: H Badger at February 20, 2015 09:42 AM (n/0Nw

They won't know what to protest, cuts to UW, Right to Work, property tax cuts?

Posted by: Misantrhorpic Humanitarian at February 20, 2015 09:43 AM (vPh3W)

556 * awaits frigid artwork *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2015 09:43 AM (vPh3W)

557 Get off your high horse. You are just as evil as the Marxists.
Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 09:39 AM (TvnQX)

We hate sellouts of every color equally. Do you see us treating Boehner and McConnell by any different standard than we do Rubio? No. That's egalitarianism for you. We judge people by the content of their characters, and shit weasel is shit weasel no matter what color it comes in.

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 09:43 AM (3HxZe)

558 Come on Frenchy. Now you're just mailing it in. Put your heart into it. Add some exclamation points or something. You are tedious. Let's show some spark, eh. Chop chop!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 09:44 AM (NeFrd)

559 Carol, if you're still here, it's 55 right now here in Texas. Supposed to get up to 70 today.

Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 09:44 AM (MYCIw)

560 Misantrhorpic Humanitarian


****


Dayum. Looks like you spilled a Scrabble box there MH.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 09:45 AM (NeFrd)

561 Carol, if you're still here, it's 55 right now here in Texas. Supposed to get up to 70 today.

Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 09:44 AM (MYCIw)

Bitch

Posted by: wrg500 at February 20, 2015 09:45 AM (sWgE+)

562 I'll see you at the debates.
Posted by: Toaster Fucker at February 20, 2015 09:38 AM (UTVh


I don't poll well enough. The media wants to silence my voice.

Posted by: Microwave-warmed cantaloupe with a hole cut out aficionado at February 20, 2015 09:45 AM (vgIRn)

563 All I can think of is Pepe-Le-Pew.

"Good morning, Monsieur frog. How are you this fine morning?"

http://tinyurl.com/lktwua8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2015 09:45 AM (DXzRD)

564 So troll calls Ace a Klansman and them openly calls for the "elimination" of a commentor. Is there not a banhammer laying around somewhere?

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 20, 2015 09:45 AM (GFtD9)

565 Everybody hates us ...
Posted by: The Irish at February 20, 2015 09:33 AM (cBvzT)


It is not that you are hated, its just that you need not apply.

Posted by: kindltot at February 20, 2015 09:45 AM (t//F+)

566 OHAI! Hector!!!

Still no luck with the anal seepage?

Well, I'm sure the doctors will think of something.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 20, 2015 09:46 AM (kff5f)

567 549
The only piece of shit is a white trash low IQ loser like you. I can't wait for the burning times so it can be open season on conservatives and Marxists. America will be a strong and united nation again once Marxism and Conservatism is destroyed.

Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 09:46 AM (TvnQX)

568 You are both evil and need to be eliminated.

Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 09:43 AM (TvnQX)

Those are some big words, pendejo. I get the feeling that your fingers are a lot braver than the rest of you.

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 09:46 AM (3HxZe)

569 Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 09:39 AM (

I'm not on it yet. I'm waiting for your mom to finish her show with my horse.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 20, 2015 09:46 AM (iRZl4)

570 Why are the dems asking Netanyahu to delay his speech

Why delay

Why wait

Why so angry

Sounds like he must have pretty good Intel about what is going on. It sounds like the JEF is in a quid pro quo with the Iranians. You help us with ISIS. We help you with nukes. And Netanyahu speaking now would screw that up.

The JEF would let them make nukes in exchange for nothing. It makes no difference

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 20, 2015 09:48 AM (zOTsN)

571 BRING BACK DR. LOVE!

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 09:48 AM (MMC8r)

572 Get off your high horse.

I'm riding a Shetland pony, so fuck you.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 09:48 AM (2Ojst)

573 Ok. Got safe mode up. The help box told me to click on recovery in control panel. Now trying system restore. Am I doing this right?

Posted by: Timon at February 20, 2015 09:48 AM (ZDJwC)

574 562 I'll see you at the debates.
Posted by: Toaster Fucker at February 20, 2015 09:38 AM (UTVh


I don't poll well enough. The media wants to silence my voice.

Posted by: Microwave-warmed cantaloupe with a hole cut out aficionado at February 20, 2015 09:45 AM (vgIRn)


I trend well with the 18-25 demographics.

Posted by: watermelon soaked with absolut at February 20, 2015 09:48 AM (sWgE+)

575 Oh. Hector has gone all internet tough guy now.


Hector, who do you think has all the guns?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 20, 2015 09:48 AM (kff5f)

576 "Bitch"

Ha. Hey, it's slightly chilly. I need a sweatshirt or something. *ducks*

Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 09:49 AM (MYCIw)

577 Open season?

Thought you little frenchie, tree hugging, tampon swilling unemployed mamma basement dwellers didn't believe in the right to own firearms. Ha

Posted by: Misantrhorpic Humanitarian at February 20, 2015 09:49 AM (vPh3W)

578 I'm riding a Shetland pony...


Oh man, that reminds me. I want a pony!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 09:49 AM (NeFrd)

579 Hector making scarey noises today? Ohhhhhhh. So afraid...

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 20, 2015 09:49 AM (zOTsN)

580 Ha. Hey, it's slightly chilly. I need a sweatshirt or something. *ducks*

No, no. You're good.

Let me just take this picture first...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 20, 2015 09:49 AM (kff5f)

581 I was looking up Habakkuk yesterday (ran across the name and thought of the British WW2 project to make icebergs out of paper pulp)
and wound up reading it.

We've been here before, hope we can avoid the Babylonian captivity this time.

Posted by: kindltot at February 20, 2015 09:49 AM (t//F+)

582 I'm riding a Shetland pony, so fuck you.

To AtC, that IS a high horse.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 09:50 AM (MMC8r)

583 "
Why delay

Why wait

Why so angry "

So Iran gets the bomb.

Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 09:50 AM (MYCIw)

584 LMFAO!!!

Way to get to that thin skinned mother fucker.



A White House tweet Thursday about the designation of three new national monuments carried the hashtag '#ObamaLovesAmerica.'

Posted by: RWC - Aragont son of Arathont at February 20, 2015 09:50 AM (fWAjv)

585 Hector speaks of bigotry while previously having spoken of His detestation of Muslims anywhere Laughs at their murder in the world, in america they are a minority.

fkn bigot.

Posted by: comrade willow at February 20, 2015 09:50 AM (nqBYe)

586 Posted by: watermelon soaked with absolut at February 20, 2015 09:48 AM (sWgE+)

Vodka Watermelon! You've got my vote!

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 09:50 AM (3HxZe)

587 The JEF would let them make nukes in exchange for nothing. It makes no difference

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 20, 2015 09:48 AM (zOTsN)

Heard last night that part of the agreement would allow Iran to operate centrifuges at 3 times their current operations.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 20, 2015 09:51 AM (sWgE+)

588 I have a GoFundMe set up to get my book published.
link is in my nic.



Done. Good luck!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 09:51 AM (WQHck)

589 speakin of killing off marxists and conservatives. in his preferred burning time.


well cuddly and soft commentary, at one with the fellow americans .

ok.

Posted by: comrade willow at February 20, 2015 09:51 AM (nqBYe)

590 Conservatives can be quite unkind to orange people, too.

Posted by: John Boner at February 20, 2015 09:51 AM (lG2E3)

591 Pierre has no hair on his peaches

Still he makes with the tough guy speeches

His brain case is hollow

His arguments don't follow

And he still doesn't know where his bitch is

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 20, 2015 09:52 AM (zOTsN)

592 If Obama really loved America he wouldn't need to send out a little hashtag about it in designating National Monuments. Did any other president go do that? Nope.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2015 09:53 AM (DXzRD)

593 so now it's all muslims, marxists and conservtives.

i'm sure if we wait more will be added to his preference cascade of people that need killin.

Posted by: comrade willow at February 20, 2015 09:53 AM (nqBYe)

594 It's -2 here, I blame the Crusades.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at February 20, 2015 09:53 AM (N4yjS)

595 Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 09:51 AM (WQHck)

Thanks!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 20, 2015 09:53 AM (kff5f)

596 Conservatives can be quite unkind to orange people, too.
Posted by: John Boner


Dude, we agree, you're a f'king disgrace.

Posted by: Lollipop Guild Local 473 1/2 at February 20, 2015 09:53 AM (DT3rQ)

597 590 Conservatives can be quite unkind to orange people, too.

I am white, hispanic, african, and native.

There's a default 10% chance just by being human I'm related to Genghis Khan, so I might actually be asian too.

I can't hate any race I actually am... or might be...

... so I fucking HATE Oompa Loompas!

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 09:54 AM (3HxZe)

598 Well, its over 0, so that means snow is falling. Time to hit the road on appointments.

You Morons have a fine Friday. See you later.

Posted by: Misantrhorpic Humanitarian at February 20, 2015 09:55 AM (vPh3W)

599 Well, its over 0, so that means snow is falling. Time to hit the road on appointments.

You Morons have a fine Friday. See you later.

Posted by: Misantrhorpic Humanitarian at February 20, 2015 09:55 AM (vPh3W)

600 A White House tweet Thursday about the designation of three new national monuments carried the hashtag '#ObamaLovesAmerica.'

----------------

Another lie from the Lyin' King

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2015 09:55 AM (ZbCKc)

601 as the stomach churns .
the life of a hectoring hector.

with that i must go do my duty , and pick up the dogs droppings.

Posted by: comrade willow at February 20, 2015 09:55 AM (nqBYe)

602 Morning morons, got down to seven last night a record for CLT.



Can JJ or someone tell me why a nice Jewish girl like Debbie can't afford to get her hair straighten?



Really, does she think the mop is attractive?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 20, 2015 09:56 AM (0FSuD)

603 NERD NEWS ALERT!!

Snyder drops first pic of Momoa as Aquaman!

Internet blows up!

@Comic Book Movie dot com

Posted by: some guy at February 20, 2015 09:56 AM (QCc6B)

604 so I fucking HATE Oompa Loompas!

And the Grey's. Those little fu*kers and their probe's.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 20, 2015 09:56 AM (sWgE+)

605 Bill Cunningham of WLW radio in Cincinnati was the radio guy who said "Barack Hussein Obama" at a huge rally in Cincy right before the 2008 election. He was the MC at the rally and got the crowd all whipped up in a frenzy. To be fair, Ann Coulter was going around saying "B Hussein Obama", which I thought was awesome, so Bill was riffing off of that. McCain blew a gasket when he came onstage over the name calling. That's when I knew he really didn't want to win.

Good times, good times.......

Posted by: Buckeye Katie at February 20, 2015 09:56 AM (1M/xn)

606 i'm sure if we wait more will be added to his preference cascade of people that need killin.
Posted by: comrade willow at February 20, 2015 09:53 AM


He left out carnies and clowns, oddly enough.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2015 09:56 AM (h4vJk)

607 Record low here this morning, superceding the record. The record was set back in the days before global warming..., 1979.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2015 09:56 AM (vPh3W)

608 Why do the Dems want the speach delayed? Because three weeks after the scheduled date of the speech is another self imposed deadline for the Iranian nuclear negotiations. It's feared Bibi might expose TFG as giving away the farm.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 20, 2015 09:57 AM (oALfa)

609 Now THERE is a hashtag for conservatives to appropriate.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 09:57 AM (MMC8r)

610 RedMind, well i did forget Ukrainians on that list.

darn it. yes the list will grow without my assist.

Posted by: comrade willow at February 20, 2015 09:57 AM (nqBYe)

611 #ObamaLovesAmericaLikeIkeLovesTina

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at February 20, 2015 09:58 AM (evdj2)

612 #ObamaLovesAmerica

Like Ike loved Tina.

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 20, 2015 09:58 AM (ZKzrr)

613 @577
I am armed and practice regularly. I am not alone in my hatred of conservatism and Marxism. You both must be destroyed so America can be great again.

Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 09:58 AM (TvnQX)

614 anyway out to do the chores no one else wants to do.
bl

Posted by: comrade willow at February 20, 2015 09:58 AM (nqBYe)

615 Obama only hits us cause he loves us

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 20, 2015 09:58 AM (zOTsN)

616 Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at February 20, 2015 09:58 AM (evdj2)

Shazbot.
*slips the dick a Coke*

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 20, 2015 09:59 AM (ZKzrr)

617 I am armed and practice regularly.

ISWYDT

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at February 20, 2015 09:59 AM (evdj2)

618 The record low temperatures are because of global warming.

Posted by: Bill Nye at February 20, 2015 09:59 AM (vPh3W)

619 Only a sick fuck with no friends and no life and no prospects would continually hang out with people who hate it and who it apparently hates?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2015 09:59 AM (rDqRv)

620 Armed with what, Pierre? Wow us with your extensive firearms knowledge.

Posted by: @JohnTant at February 20, 2015 09:59 AM (UTVh8)

621 so I fucking HATE Oompa Loompas!

And the Grey's. Those little fu*kers and their probe's.
Posted by: wrg500


Funny, they don't mind us as much out in San Fran...

Posted by: Zeta Reticulan Colonoscopy Associates at February 20, 2015 09:59 AM (DT3rQ)

622 Chapped lips are an unavoidable occupational hazard.

Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 10:00 AM (lG2E3)

623 604 so I fucking HATE Oompa Loompas!

And the Grey's. Those little fu*kers and their probe's.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 20, 2015 09:56 AM (sWgE+)



We travel light years across the galaxy to anally probe humans, and all we've learned is that one in ten doesn't seem to mind.

Posted by: Greys in the Hall at February 20, 2015 10:00 AM (vgIRn)

624 Only a sick fuck with no friends and no life and no prospects would continually hang out with people who hate it and who it apparently hates?

Unless it was getting paid.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 20, 2015 10:00 AM (kff5f)

625 Internet bad asses are ALWAYS hilarious.

Posted by: RWC - Aragont son of Arathont at February 20, 2015 10:00 AM (fWAjv)

626 Really, does she think the mop is attractive?
Posted by: Nip Sip

Certain wags on the internet have dubbed her "butter hair". What have they got against butter?

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 20, 2015 10:00 AM (oALfa)

627 I am armed and practice regularly.

Catholic Warrior Camp.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 10:00 AM (MMC8r)

628 Hotel Bombing in Somalia?

Who the fuck knew they had Hotels there? 5 Star i am sure

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2015 10:01 AM (rDqRv)

629 Armed with what, Pierre?

I hope it's not a derringer. That's one of the most deadly firearms in the world, I'm told.

Especially assault derringers, with the thing that goes up.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 20, 2015 10:01 AM (kff5f)

630 " '#ObamaLovesAmerica."

Wow. That's just embarrassing. I'm assuming conservatives are already having a fun time with that one?

Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 10:01 AM (MYCIw)

631 Hrm. Maybe we should start saving the empties.
http://is.gd/zDeuvr

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 20, 2015 10:01 AM (ZKzrr)

632 I am armed and practice every day. I once saved the Mayor's son from sexual assault from an underground depraved sex ring. We can't talk about that though.

Posted by: Perrier at February 20, 2015 10:01 AM (fWAjv)

633 Pierre of the Internet threat

Makes noises like he bombed in Tet

His words are hot air

We really don't care

Pierre, keeping fucking your pet

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 20, 2015 10:01 AM (zOTsN)

634
No Vic, no Dump, noArt...

It's like I don't even know this place anymore! *sob*



The trolls smell the same tho...

Posted by: nnptcgrad at February 20, 2015 10:01 AM (aVYsC)

635 Obama may love America-from sea to shining sea. mountains and the prairies,, etc. A good chunk of Americans including conservatives, bitter clingers (Christians) practicing Jews-not so much

So they hashtag should read

#ObamalovesAmericajustnotmanyAmericans

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2015 10:01 AM (DXzRD)

636 2009 Apology Tour #ObamaLovesAmerica

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 10:02 AM (MMC8r)

637 And the Grey's. Those little fu*kers and their probe's.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 20, 2015 09:56 AM (sWgE+)


At least The Greys don't eat us like The Reptilians do. So, The Greys have that going for them.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 20, 2015 10:02 AM (7ObY1)

638 The art usually comes up between 10:00 and 11:00. EST

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2015 10:02 AM (DXzRD)

639 Daddy hits you because you cry.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 20, 2015 10:02 AM (Y92Nd)

640 Wow. That's just embarrassing. I'm assuming conservatives are already having a fun time with that one?

Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 10:01 AM (MYCIw)

Yep

Posted by: Perrier at February 20, 2015 10:02 AM (fWAjv)

641 Someone needs to tweet that pic of Ayers stomping on the flag with the caption. 'Just another American loving friend of Obama'.

When the get upset at that, then tweet a pic of Obama without his flag pin with his excuse why he doesn't wear it. With the caption ' only an American loving person would refuse to wear a flag pin'

When they get mad at that , Tweet a pic of Rev Wright and any number of American hating comments with the caption ' Audacity of Hope from a good friend of American loving Obama.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 20, 2015 10:02 AM (iRZl4)

642 Pierre has arms. Legs too.

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 20, 2015 10:03 AM (zOTsN)

643 A White House tweet Thursday about the designation of three new national monuments carried the hashtag '#ObamaLovesAmerica.'
--

With the new definition of "monument" being "thousands of acres of land set aside to block all oil and gas development".

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 20, 2015 10:03 AM (ZPrif)

644 Last update on the Kroger Ribeye Caper. Orginal buy on Saturday was a 16 lb bone in ribeye. Got 15 one inch steaks. Vac packed and frozen. Second buy was 21 lbs on Monday. Added 3 steaks to the freezer for a total of 18 steaks. All around 1 lb each. Left with about 18 lbs of steaks. After de-boning, fat trimming and grinding, have 12 lbs of ground ribeye meat in 1.5 lb packages vacuumed and sealed in freezer.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 10:03 AM (WQHck)

645 Snyder drops first pic of Momoa as Aquaman!

I'm growing weary of Snyder washing out all of the color in his films.

Posted by: no good deed at February 20, 2015 10:03 AM (5ZMRa)

646 Certain wags on the internet have dubbed her "butter hair". What have they got against butter?

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 20, 2015 10:00 AM (oALfa)

Those bug eyes aren't exactly winners either. Looks like she was a pre me.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 20, 2015 10:03 AM (0FSuD)

647 Cloyd? Is that you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2015 10:03 AM (vPh3W)

648 I don't think standing in front of a mirror with you head tilted coyly to one side, your right hand held in a "teacup" grip, index finger extended while saying "Pew, pew, pew" counts as practicing, Frenchie.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 10:03 AM (NeFrd)

649 No Vic, no Dump, noArt...

Art normally gets posted here in about 10 minutes or so.

Also, I apparently can't get to twitter right now, but someone should tweet

"#ObamaLovesAmerica
but #ObamaLovesMohammedanTerror more"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 20, 2015 10:03 AM (kff5f)

650 Pierre is Brian Williams online handle, ain't it?

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 10:03 AM (3HxZe)

651 You didn't build that! #ObamaLovesAmerica

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 10:03 AM (MMC8r)

652 Enough is enough folks. Hector may have a longbow. That's a risk I'm just not willing to take.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 20, 2015 10:03 AM (cBvzT)

653 Greetings, pixel people.

So today's fresh hell is sleeping in?

WTF?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 20, 2015 10:03 AM (0HooB)

654 Is meat hoarding a thing now? Alas Babylon.

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at February 20, 2015 10:04 AM (evdj2)

655 Obama loves America.
It's white people he hates.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 20, 2015 10:04 AM (ZPrif)

656 America is a downright mean country! #ObamaLovesAmerica

Posted by: Moochelle at February 20, 2015 10:04 AM (2Ojst)

657 OK Morons, off to the big event. Trip to PO to see what bills I got today.


BBL.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 20, 2015 10:04 AM (0FSuD)

658 #AllThatForAFlag?

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at February 20, 2015 10:05 AM (evdj2)

659 "#ObamalovesAmericajustnotmanyAmericans"

#ObamaLovesAmericaWellNotReallyAmericaMostlyJustNYCLAChicagoandAustin


Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 10:05 AM (MYCIw)

660 Oh Pierre, you shouldn't have come...

No no no...

Yes yes yes...Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2015 09:25 AM (pjkaY)I love that movie! PIERRE? PIERRE?

Posted by: Lea at February 20, 2015 10:05 AM (lIU4e)

661 652 Enough is enough folks. Hector may have a longbow.


Hector said he's armed and practices regularly.

I think he's just talking about fapping.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 20, 2015 10:05 AM (7ObY1)

662 Ooops. Sorry guys

Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 10:05 AM (MYCIw)

663 Pierre should understand, "crackin' your carrot" is neither being armed or really considered practicing. It just makes you smell funny.

Posted by: kindltot at February 20, 2015 10:05 AM (t//F+)

664 All hail Hector aka, TheGreatFires,W.A.R., MamaRevolution,Pierre (and too many others to list), he who is aMaster oftheGlory Holes ofRest-Stop 19,Incompetent Troll, ProfessionalPajamaBoy,Violent Fantasist,and Bigot Extraordinaire. How could we be blessed by such a troll as this?

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at February 20, 2015 10:05 AM (k8xvx)

665 The new Oregon governor is married (to a man), so how can she still be "openly bi-sexual?" Do bisexuals get a pass on affairs or something?
But either way, I don't care who/what she finds sexually attractive.

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2015 10:06 AM (8Ljms)

666 I beat you because I love you.

Posted by: RWC - Loving America, but not LOVING America at February 20, 2015 10:06 AM (fWAjv)

667 #bitterclingers #obamalovesamerica

Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 10:06 AM (MYCIw)

668 G-d Damn America!!! #ObamaLovesAmerica

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 10:06 AM (MMC8r)

669 "Lib who knob-slobbed 404Care get red hot poker of reality up the ass.



http://bit.ly/1EdfipU

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 09:12 AM (WQHck)"

For a good laugh (or cry) go find the twitter account of that Obamabot and read through it . She is a hard core, celebrity-pop culture-fashion obsessed liberal Democrat and remains so, despite the red-hot poker. Why are the dumbest always the loudest and proudest?

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 20, 2015 10:06 AM (1BQGO)

670 #terroristshavelegitimategrievances #obamalovesamerica

Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 10:06 AM (MYCIw)

671 Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!!
VOILA!!

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at February 20, 2015 10:07 AM (7ObY1)

672 so how can she still be "openly bi-sexual?"

I believe that means she'll never stop talking about it.

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 20, 2015 10:07 AM (ZKzrr)

673 605 Bill Cunningham of WLW radio in Cincinnati was the radio guy who said "Barack Hussein Obama" at a huge rally in Cincy right before the 2008 election. He was the MC at the rally and got the crowd all whipped up in a frenzy. To be fair, Ann Coulter was going around saying "B Hussein Obama", which I thought was awesome, so Bill was riffing off of that. McCain blew a gasket when he came onstage over the name calling. That's when I knew he really didn't want to win.

Good times, good times.......
Posted by: Buckeye Katie at February 20, 2015 09:56 AM (1M/xn)

The jackass McCain didn't even know what Cunningham had said in the stage. The media got all butthurt and McCain being the star fucking dumbass that he is denounced it without ever hearing cunninghams speech.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 20, 2015 10:07 AM (z/Ubi)

674 Meat hoarding has always been a thing. Thats why they put locks on freezers and guns in bedroom closets.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 20, 2015 10:08 AM (oALfa)

675 672 so how can she still be "openly bi-sexual?"

I believe that means she'll never stop talking about it.
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 20, 2015 10:07 AM (ZKzrr)

Heh. At some point, the love that dare not speak its name became the love that just will not shut the f*ck up.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 10:08 AM (2Ojst)

676 #aftertheelectionicanbemoreflexible
#obamalovesamerica

Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 10:08 AM (MYCIw)

677 Why are the dumbest always the loudest and proudest?

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 20, 2015 10:06 AM (1BQGO)

Because the skills needed to recognize competence and the skills required to be competent are the same. The idiots don't know how stupid they are, and assume they are the smartest person in the room.

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 10:08 AM (3HxZe)

678 "Lib who knob-slobbed 404Care get red hot poker of reality up the ass.
---------------

To be fair, I still haven't figured out why my health insurance bill went up.

Posted by: Donna Brazile at February 20, 2015 10:08 AM (vPh3W)

679 The new Oregon governor is married (to a man), so how can she still be "openly bi-sexual?"

High cheekbones. She's 1/32 bisexual. But she gets 100% victim cache.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 10:08 AM (MMC8r)

680 Did somebody say "meat hoarding"?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 20, 2015 10:08 AM (2Ojst)

681 Pierre is working up a froth this morning.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 20, 2015 10:08 AM (LA7Cm)

682 Finally a woman takes care of my needs!

Thanks Lauren now can you fix me a sammich?

Posted by: the margins at February 20, 2015 10:09 AM (z/Ubi)

683
Weather report from Arkansas, btw: Currently 28, high of 60 tomorrow.

Last saturday high of 72ish, followed by sleet and snow on Sunday and freezing temps all week. Typical winter!

Posted by: Lea at February 20, 2015 10:09 AM (lIU4e)

684 Lance Armstrong rode his bi-sexual in the Tour de France, the cheatin' bastidge.


coughsherylcrowcough

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 10:09 AM (NeFrd)

685 For the first time in my life, I'm proud of my country. #ObamaLovesAmerica

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 10:09 AM (MMC8r)

686 The idiots don't know how stupid they are, and assume they are the smartest person in the room.
Posted by: Cato
---------------------------

What are you trying to say?

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 20, 2015 10:09 AM (vPh3W)

687 Because the skills needed to recognize competence and the skills required to be competent are the same. The idiots don't know how stupid they are, and assume they are the smartest person in the room.
Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 10:08 AM (3HxZe)

Dunning-Kruger Effect.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 10:09 AM (2Ojst)

688 Jeez Pierre make an effort

We're bringing some good mock


You need to step up your game

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 20, 2015 10:09 AM (zOTsN)

689 542 Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 09:39 AM (TvnQX)

Horsefuck you slack jawed glory hole navigating fucking troll...

I backed Condi for '08, I want Nikki Haley or S Martinez for the spot this cycle to undermine "We need pussy power" from the newsies....

fuck you and the horse you rode the fuck in on asshat.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 20, 2015 10:10 AM (/4AZU)

690 #ObamalovesAmericalikeIraEinhornlovedHolly

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2015 10:10 AM (DXzRD)

691 #thecrusades #jimcrow #obamalovesamerica

Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 10:10 AM (MYCIw)

692 You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!!
VOILA!!
Posted by: Lucky Pierre at February 20, 2015 10:07 AM (7ObY1)


They hit Buddy! Come on, girls!

Posted by: Angry Pierre at February 20, 2015 10:10 AM (vgIRn)

693 Executive Amnesty. #ObamaLovesAmerica

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 10:10 AM (MMC8r)

694
>>>Lib who knob-slobbed 404Care get red hot poker of reality up the ass.

That didn't seem like a red-hot poker thing. More like a "math is hard" moment.

Posted by: Bigby's Kung Fu Grip at February 20, 2015 10:11 AM (3ZtZW)

695 What pisses me off, is that *right* behind this cold stuff comes 6 months of yard work.

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 20, 2015 10:11 AM (vPh3W)

696 Delayed weather report, it was -30 with the wind chill when I woke up this morning.

That's minus fcuking thirty. Headed for a high of about zero today.

And that's damn cold even for WNY.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 20, 2015 10:12 AM (7ObY1)

697 Seen earlier somewhere on teh Intarwebz:

TFG loves American like Ike loved Tina.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 20, 2015 10:12 AM (0HooB)

698 Well ... I for one would not object to a little Pussy Power.


Splendid idea, Scandi. Really top shelf.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 20, 2015 10:12 AM (cBvzT)

699 #ObamalovesAmericalikeBillAyerslovedFortDixsoldiers

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2015 10:12 AM (DXzRD)

700 jobs for jihad #obamaLovesAmerica

Posted by: OSTB at February 20, 2015 10:13 AM (ShdUd)

701 He loves America like his papa loved his mama

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 20, 2015 10:13 AM (zOTsN)

702 #ObamaLovesAmerica being destroyed from within.

(No twitterer I, that tweet is free to good home.)

How did we slip past triple-6 so easily? Worked, though.

Posted by: mindful webworker - impeachin's too good fer 'im at February 20, 2015 10:13 AM (Yzubb)

703 Huh. The fifth in line to the throne of Sweden is an American citizen.
http://is.gd/LmROzO


Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 20, 2015 10:13 AM (ZKzrr)

704 Snyder drops first pic of Momoa as Aquaman!

Well.

I see there's finally some use for Aquaman.

brb

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 20, 2015 10:13 AM (IrByp)

705 Hey AllenG--still looking for novel feedback? I can give a high-level overview if needed. Firstname DOT Lastname at the gee mail thingy.

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at February 20, 2015 10:13 AM (oLnNK)

706 Pretty sure Pierre is just Cloyd Freud, stirring the pot. Same nic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2015 10:13 AM (vPh3W)

707 I'll trade you FIVE al Qaeda leaders for ONE traitor. #ObamaLovesAmerica

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 10:13 AM (MMC8r)

708 Currently in: Buffalo, NY
-5

Feels like -26

Few Clouds

Wind 15mph SW
Humidity 69%
Pressure 30.34"
Visibility 10mi

Posted by: Citizen X at February 20, 2015 10:14 AM (7ObY1)

709 Parks & Recs dudge OD's. They dont spell it out but it is obvious he was shooting heroin. So, why didnt his close friends who are boo hooing keep a closer watch on him. He sure looked like he was using.

What's with white writers and heroin? Should we make Ace submit to a pee test? Who's going to watch him so he doesnt cheat?

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 20, 2015 10:15 AM (iQIUe)

710 #ObamalovesAmericalikeMugabelovesZimbabwe

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2015 10:15 AM (DXzRD)

711 dudge = dude

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 20, 2015 10:15 AM (iQIUe)

712 Oh, and thanks, Andy, for not including the pic with that tweet. I did want to eat breakfast today.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 20, 2015 10:15 AM (0HooB)

713 #ObamaLovesAmerica -- Why must it constantly fail him?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 10:16 AM (MMC8r)

714 #likeChrisBrownLovesRhianna

Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 10:16 AM (MYCIw)

715 #ObamaLovesAmericaLikeHuckabeeLovesBeyonce

Posted by: Citizen X at February 20, 2015 10:16 AM (7ObY1)

716 He loves 'merica like Hector loves him some young goat. Long time baby!

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 20, 2015 10:17 AM (oALfa)

717 " Currently in: Buffalo, NY
-5 "


But the summers they make up for it, no?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 20, 2015 10:17 AM (LA7Cm)

718 710 #ObamalovesAmericalikeMugabelovesZimbabwe
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2015 10:15 AM (DXzRD)

#ObamalovesAmericalikeIslamIsPeaceful

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 10:17 AM (3HxZe)

719 #likeDragoLovesApolloCreed

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 10:18 AM (NeFrd)

720 But the summers they make up for it, no?


Usually. This one better

Posted by: Citizen X at February 20, 2015 10:18 AM (7ObY1)

721 Jesus people!! Over 700 comments already? I just got on the computer!

Posted by: jewells45tryingtokeepfromgoingcrazy at February 20, 2015 10:18 AM (l/N7H)

722 #ObamaLovesAmerica even though he knows it doesn't deserve it.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 10:18 AM (MMC8r)

723 #ObamaLovesAmericaLikeOJLovesNicole

Posted by: Beating memes to death at February 20, 2015 10:18 AM (evdj2)

724 I hope somebody who tweets is actually putting this other stuff out there (Other than my own, I mean) because I don't tweet, twitter bill or coo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2015 10:18 AM (DXzRD)

725
>>>What's with white writers and heroin?

There's a kind of rule in that all writers descend. Quickest trip is to do drugs, second quickest is mental illness, third is just leaving the social bonds you grew up in. But they almost all do it.

Posted by: Bigby's Kung Fu Grip at February 20, 2015 10:18 AM (3ZtZW)

726 #ObamaLovesAmerica like Japan loved Nanking.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 10:18 AM (MMC8r)

727 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2015 10:18 AM (DXzRD)

I hear ya. I don't Twitter either, so anyone who wants anything I've thrown up here, go for it.

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 10:19 AM (3HxZe)

728 >>>> I am armed and practice every day. I once saved the Mayor's son from sexual assault from an underground depraved sex ring. We can't talk about that though.
.
.
.OMG, it's the Mall Ninja!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 20, 2015 10:19 AM (4oSLk)

729 >>>What's with white writers and heroin?


Or black jazzmen and heroin

Posted by: Citizen X at February 20, 2015 10:19 AM (7ObY1)

730 Getting smelly in here.

Posted by: Gingy at February 20, 2015 10:19 AM (WvS3w)

731 Obama loves America, right. Whatever.

Meanwhile, here's a nice chart from FRED that should make you all purchase land and start planting potatoes:

http://tinyurl.com/muutlqo

Posted by: Feh at February 20, 2015 10:19 AM (SDbWr)

732 Heroin? You mean, like 0% interest rates?

Posted by: Feh at February 20, 2015 10:20 AM (SDbWr)

733 Dana Milbank goes "full asshole" ...

What Rudy Giuliani did this week was stupid.

What Scott Walker did ought to disqualify him as a serious presidential contender.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 20, 2015 10:20 AM (e8kgV)

734 #IhateNoahRothman

Oh wait, that's not exactly how this is supposed to work.

Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 10:20 AM (MYCIw)

735 #ObamaLovesAmerica like Dahmer was a people-person.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 10:20 AM (MMC8r)

736 I hear ya. I don't Twitter either, so anyone who wants anything I've thrown up here, go for it.

I say flood the zone, starting with the leftarded twits in the media who instantly bashed Rudy for speaking the truth.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 20, 2015 10:20 AM (0HooB)

737 Say ah Liberals, so why does everybody want to come here if we're such ? GSMTYFPL!
Posted by: Fewenuff at February 20, 2015 06:59 AM (zPNX5)


GSMTYFPL? What the hell's that mean? Google is unhelpful.

I'm gonna guess "Game Set Match Thank You For Playing Loser", which makes sense, but not in context with the preceding question.

Posted by: jwpaine at February 20, 2015 10:20 AM (a3NCX)

738 "I think Obama loves America-Just not the way it was before 2009."

Iowahawk Twitter

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2015 10:20 AM (DXzRD)

739 "The jackass McCain didn't even know what Cunningham had said in the stage. The media got all butthurt and McCain being the star fucking dumbass that he is denounced it without ever hearing cunninghams speech."

My favorite 2008 Republican rally anecdote:

The reporter who claimed in an article that at a Palin rally, when the name of Obama was mentioned from the stage, one of the attendees shouted "KILL HIM!!!" quite loudly.

Gee whiz, Wally: it turns out that the Secret Service were very very interested in interviewing this reporter, at length, and seeing his notes, because they take such threats quite seriously, as part of their professional duties.

So the Secret Service interviewed the reporter, and they got from him his version of where he was standing and when, and then they interviewed all law enforcement personnel, federal and state and local, who had been in the immediate area at that time, of whom there had been a considerable number, and guess what? Not a single solitary one of them confirmed this journalista's version of events.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 20, 2015 10:21 AM (noWW6)

740 #ObamaLovesAmerica #LikeMichaelMooreLovesJennyCraig

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 10:21 AM (NeFrd)

741 I am armed and practice every day. I once saved the Mayor's son from sexual assault from an underground depraved sex ring. We can't talk about that though.
.
.
.OMG, it's the Mall Ninja!



Brian Williams in disguise.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2015 10:21 AM (x4N9x)

742 #ObamaLovesAmericaLikeTeddyLovedMaryJo

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2015 10:21 AM (vPh3W)

743 #ObamaPrefersSnails

Posted by: Beating memes to death at February 20, 2015 10:21 AM (evdj2)

744 Merde the surrender monkey playing macho on the computer..tres gauche...

Posted by: brevity at February 20, 2015 10:21 AM (jmN7w)

745 Yeah I don't tweet either so mine are also fair game.

Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 10:22 AM (MYCIw)

746 Obama loves America is trending and not in the way they hoped. At. All.

Pretty funny. And pretty stupid


You know you are over the target when you are taking flack

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 20, 2015 10:22 AM (zOTsN)

747 #ObamaLovesAmericaLikeMichaelVickLovesDogs

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2015 10:22 AM (vPh3W)

748 #ObamaLovesAmericaLikeBenedictArnold

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 10:22 AM (3HxZe)

749 "You know how to really show you love someone? Apologize for them. Constantly."

Iowahawk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2015 10:22 AM (DXzRD)

750 #ObamaLovesAmericaLikeJeremiahWrightLovesAmerica

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2015 10:23 AM (vPh3W)

751 #ObamaLovesAmerica just like #ObamaAteDog

Posted by: mindful webworker - impeachin's too good fer 'im at February 20, 2015 10:23 AM (Yzubb)

752 The reporter who claimed in an article that at a Palin rally, when the name of Obama was mentioned from the stage, one of the attendees shouted "KILL HIM!!!" quite loudly.


That reporter was one of the many useful idiots who sullied the word "journalism" in pursuit of their Commie utopian dream.

Fcuk the MFM. Fifth Column Traitors.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 20, 2015 10:24 AM (7ObY1)

753 Remeber people that we must all do our part to stop "Global Warming" which is the most important problem facing us today. The acceration of this disaster was caused by 8 years of out of control policy by Bush. Bush lied and the environment died !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 20, 2015 10:24 AM (Sd++4)

754 I have no doubt the morons and ettes could make "OBamalovesAmerica" tweets go way over 1000. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2015 10:24 AM (DXzRD)

755
Woah at that Aquaman pic. Which stupid movie do I have to sit through to see him?

Posted by: Lea at February 20, 2015 10:24 AM (lIU4e)

756 -15 F up here in Churchill Manitoba.

Posted by: sinmi on the phone at February 20, 2015 10:25 AM (hUAmg)

757 "five days away from fundamentally transforming the United States of America" #ObamaLovesAmerica

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 10:25 AM (MMC8r)

758
Woah at that Aquaman pic. Which stupid movie do I have to sit through to see him?


'Brokeback Batman'

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 10:26 AM (MMC8r)

759 If Love means never having to say sorry. Obama loves the shit out of us.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 20, 2015 10:26 AM (iRZl4)

760 "Lib who knob-slobbed 404Care get red hot poker of reality up the ass."

Damn, I was sure that was going to be an obit from My Local Paper.
Since we seem to have a few minutes, here's the excerpt:

"She was a beacon of light to many people and worked passionately to make the world a better place. As an enthusiastic volunteer in Barack Obama's presidential campaigns in both 2008 and 2012, she worked tirelessly towards making affordable health care available for all. Not only did she work unceasingly for a national health care program, but she also spoke openly...about her own personal experiences with healthcare to raise awareness about this issue. [She] spoke from the same stage as President Obama...to a crowd of over 30,000 people...invited twice to the White House to meet the President personally; and she also had the honor of introducing Michelle Obama at a national meeting. These were among her proudest achievements and thus it is fitting she left us on Presidents Day."

And she passed away? "Unexpectedly of an acute allergic reaction." At a major hospital, in a major city.

Count no man happy, the Greeks said, until he is dead. She received the appropriate level of care for her age, condition and social construct -- and from me, the appropriate level of sympathy. Now in a special corner of hell, her nose will be perpetually up his ass. #obamatakescareofhisown

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 20, 2015 10:26 AM (xq1UY)

761 #ObamaLovesAmericaLikeJeffersonLovedKingGeorgeIII

Posted by: Cato at February 20, 2015 10:26 AM (3HxZe)

762 #ObamaLovesAmericaLikeRomansLoveSabineWomen

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2015 10:26 AM (vPh3W)

763 Remember when Congressman Pete Stark said that Republicans wanted to send soldiers to Iraq to have their heads blown off for Bush's "amusement" and the msm went nuts?

Nobody else does either.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2015 10:26 AM (g1DWB)

764 Obama loves America like OJ loved Nichol.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 20, 2015 10:26 AM (1BQGO)

765 Woah at that Aquaman pic. Which stupid movie do I have to sit through to see him?
Posted by: Lea at February 20, 2015 10:24 AM (lIU4e)



Batman v. Superman.

You realize since he's Aquaman that means he's going to be all nice and water drenched too, right?

Um.

brb

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 20, 2015 10:26 AM (IrByp)

766 #obamaLovesAmerica like Muhammad loves little girls

Posted by: OSTB at February 20, 2015 10:27 AM (ShdUd)

767 Posted by: Pierre at February 20, 2015 09:43 AM (TvnQX)

This guy should think before he posts stuff.

Posted by: Ron Paul at February 20, 2015 10:27 AM (Spluw)

768 and she also had the honor of introducing Michelle Obama at a national meeting.

That's the highlight of her life?

And y'all think I'm a loser.

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 20, 2015 10:27 AM (ZKzrr)

769 -15 F up here in Churchill Manitoba.
Posted by: sinmi
----------------

So..., 'normal', right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2015 10:27 AM (vPh3W)

770 I want the following to be the start of BHO's replacement's first overseas speech:

"On behalf of the United States of America, I'd like to apologize for the Presidency of Barack Hussein Obama. America makes mistakes from time to time, and this one was a doozy..."

Posted by: Zeta Reticulan Colonoscopy Associates at February 20, 2015 10:28 AM (DT3rQ)

771 Any closeup of DWS deserves a trigger warning. I just vomited all over my keyboard!

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 20, 2015 10:28 AM (MOTTm)

772 There I was. In the shit. 600 rowdy high school kids had just mobbed the movie theater. I dove behind the Sbarro counter in the food court before they could spot me. I locked and loaded my AR15 assault derringer and began to pray.

Posted by: Brian Williams, mall commando at February 20, 2015 10:28 AM (2Ojst)

773 I want me some frigid oil, dammit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2015 10:28 AM (vPh3W)

774 Must. not. mock. dead woman.

Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 10:28 AM (MYCIw)

775 Off, Interstellar Anal Prober sock.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at February 20, 2015 10:28 AM (DT3rQ)

776
>>>Since we seem to have a few minutes, here's the excerpt:

Ah, I didn't see any of that. Just the tweets of the girl about birth control pills. I wondered what the BFD was

Posted by: Bigby's Kung Fu Grip at February 20, 2015 10:28 AM (3ZtZW)

777 You realize since he's Aquaman that means he's going to be all nice and water drenched too, right?

Um.

brb


Dammit, the cold in the east is bad enough without those brownouts you're causing...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at February 20, 2015 10:30 AM (DT3rQ)

778 Art's up.

Posted by: HH at February 20, 2015 10:30 AM (Ce4DF)

779 Corgis ho!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2015 10:30 AM (SwjpS)

780 #ObamaLovesAmericaLikeRichardGereLovesGerbils

Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 20, 2015 10:30 AM (vgIRn)

781 #KarlDrogoLovesAmericaAsAquaMan

Posted by: some guy at February 20, 2015 10:31 AM (QCc6B)

782 "ObamalovesAmericalikeBillAyerslovedDonnaRon"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2015 10:31 AM (DXzRD)

783 #ObamalovesAmericalikeAyerslovesbombingAmerica.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 20, 2015 10:31 AM (iRZl4)

784 Oh the snow fell without a break
Buffalo died in the frozen fields you know
Through the coldest winter in almost fourteen years..

Posted by: Rod Stewart at February 20, 2015 10:32 AM (vPh3W)

785 #WyomingIsWarmerThanYou

Posted by: George Zzipp at February 20, 2015 10:33 AM (jkdqY)

786 #ObamalovesAmericalikeFrankMarshalllovedCommunism.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 20, 2015 10:33 AM (iRZl4)

787 Meanwhile, here's a nice chart from FRED that should make you all purchase land and start planting potatoes:

cfkku-me, we may never actually have gotten out of that recession.

Posted by: kindltot at February 20, 2015 10:33 AM (t//F+)

788 765 Woah at that Aquaman pic. Which stupid movie do I have to sit through to see him?
Posted by: Lea at February 20, 2015 10:24 AM (lIU4e)


Batman v. Superman.

You realize since he's Aquaman that means he's going to be all nice and water drenched too, right?

Um.

brb
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 20, 2015 10:26 AM (IrByp)




So Wonder Woman and aquaman are in it. I assume there are others too. Probably the Flash. They really should just rename the movie. Possibly:


Warner bros doesn't have a good idea for a justice league movie

Warner bros can't make individual movies so let's throw them all into Superman's


Zack Snyder kills movie franchise because he can't put a soul into his movies

Posted by: Buzzion at February 20, 2015 10:37 AM (z/Ubi)

789 Suck it you wimps.

Posted by: Has seen -65 F at February 20, 2015 10:38 AM (/X7ln)

790 The JEF plays for the other team.

Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2015 10:39 AM (GgyOw)

791 Anyone noticed how quiet Al Gore has gotten over the years?

How many blizzards at his AGW conferences did God have to put on before Al shut up?

Posted by: DaveA at February 20, 2015 10:39 AM (DL2i+)

792 System restore rolls back changes to the system files. Yes you are doing it right. It will leave the system as is if it can't do the restore.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 20, 2015 10:41 AM (Lqy/e)

793 Is Aquaman the dude from Game of Thrones?

Posted by: RWC - Loving America, but not LOVING America at February 20, 2015 10:44 AM (fWAjv)

794 My good news for this morning: i found my stupid drill in my stupid truck where i stupidly left it.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 20, 2015 10:44 AM (es6xZ)

795 Hey look, you can search for info in the internet now.

Posted by: RWC - Loving America, but not LOVING America at February 20, 2015 10:45 AM (fWAjv)

796 I'm gonna waterski on the backs of 2 dolphins in this new movie!

I have mad skillz, yo.

Dammit...

Posted by: Aquaman-still not getting any respect at February 20, 2015 10:50 AM (7ObY1)

797 Ever notice how I'm always getting captured by, like, a giant octopus or something, and it takes me like 20 minutes to remember that I CAN TALK TO THE FREAKIN' FISHES and I can just, y'know, ASK it to let me go?

That's just one of the reasons why Superman always gives me atomic wedgies.

Posted by: Aquaman-still not getting any respect at February 20, 2015 10:52 AM (7ObY1)

798 We have always been at war with Eurasia.

Posted by: Winston Smith at February 20, 2015 12:32 PM (AbmsP)

799 Escort girls models in Moscow http://RegModels.Ru

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A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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