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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Meet The New White House Director Of Communications: Jen PsakiBehold the power of the hashtag....promotion. White House officials say State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki will become President Barack Obama's new communications director, filling a key slot as Obama embarks on the final two years of his presidency. She replaces veteran Democratic media strategist Jennifer Palmieri, who is leaving the White House to join Hillary Rodham Clinton's likely presidential campaign. She will step into her new role April 1.So, does Marie Harf get promoted to the top spokesperson role at State now? If nothing else, it's a quality troll. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
I saw Quality Troll open for White Guilt in 2008.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 10:37 AM (JtwS4) 2
Wow. These people are a parody of themselves at this point.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 19, 2015 10:37 AM (OiH3z) Posted by: Memories at February 19, 2015 10:37 AM (mwcEF) 4
Well, that psucks.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 19, 2015 10:37 AM (NeFrd) 5
#bringbackourheads
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 10:38 AM (/jpU8) 6
It's idiots all the way down.
Posted by: PabloD at February 19, 2015 10:38 AM (roESk) 7
Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 10:38 AM (kff5f) 8
This is gonna be great!
Posted by: Mr. Natural at February 19, 2015 10:38 AM (/pOl7) 9
President Internet Troll strikes again.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 10:38 AM (kff5f) Posted by: Mr. T at February 19, 2015 10:38 AM (W5DcG) 11
Dumb and dumber.
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at February 19, 2015 10:39 AM (gwG9s) 12
Her ability to suppress laughter makes her a perfect fit for the job.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 19, 2015 10:39 AM (7RXcs) 13
Cue the circus music.
Posted by: Yujin at February 19, 2015 10:39 AM (uNd+K) 14
Above all, Jen enables me to say I'm a better communicator than my Communications Director!
#Winning Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at February 19, 2015 10:39 AM (WvpaS) 15
#thisIsATeamEffort
Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at February 19, 2015 10:39 AM (Dwehj) 16
Ace needs a non political culture thread soon or one or a number of you are going to either explode or go postal.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 19, 2015 10:39 AM (iRZl4) 17
anon a mouse, you mean #bringbackourbrains ?
Nah, they never had any. I guess bringing back empty head will have to suffice until the adults get elected again. Posted by: Memories at February 19, 2015 10:39 AM (mwcEF) 18
Psuck it, h8ers!
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 10:39 AM (VAsIq) 19
Quite a nuanced movement.
Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (YMAom) 20
Thus proving the age old adage: Never say "It could be worse."
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (1BQGO) 21
Good hire for Barry. Perfect in fact.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (LA7Cm) 22
Pshe's pso sptupid.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (2Ojst) 23
I see no downside to this. Anything to make the childish tendencies of this administration more obvious, the better.
Posted by: FDR's Television at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (ne2fm) 24
Psaki and Ernest together? What possible could go wrong?
Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (C278+) 25
Brilliant!
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (KETbL) 26
She replaces veteran Democratic media strategist Jennifer Palmieri, who
is leaving the White House to join Hillary Rodham Clinton's likely presidential campaign. Interesting. Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (ZKzrr) Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (/jpU8) 28
#ThePeterPrincipleIsOurFriend
Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (Dwehj) 29
19 Quite a nuanced movement.
Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (YMAom) Like taking a dump. Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (2Ojst) Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 10:41 AM (IBmPN) 31
The decider for this promotion was her continuing ability to smile while b.s.'ing the press, signalling that, yes, I'm lying and you know I'm lying but you don't deserve to get the truth!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 10:41 AM (WvpaS) 32
She got the job because she's double-jointed and is easier to fit in the clown car.
As for her other qualifications, I got nuthin'. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 19, 2015 10:41 AM (0HooB) 33
>>>"I guess bringing back empty head will have to suffice" I WANNA HAVE A BARRY MANILOW SKULL KEG PARTY! YOU BRING THE BEER AND I'LL DRINK IT OUT OF HIS EMPTY HEAD! Posted by: Denis Leary at February 19, 2015 10:41 AM (WDCYi) Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2015 10:41 AM (zoehZ) Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 10:41 AM (VAsIq) 36
So what am I? Chopped liver? I'm available and my daughter says I'm trustworthy. She had her bunghole licked on cable tv so she's a reliable source.
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 19, 2015 10:41 AM (gwG9s) 37
I am sorry that art thread got stomped. I find the pictures a breath of fresh air.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 10:41 AM (DXzRD) 38
#Hashtag
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 10:42 AM (VAsIq) 39
This is the definition of Smart Power. In a room of 5 year olds.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 19, 2015 10:42 AM (A98Xu) 40
#Communicate
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 10:42 AM (VAsIq) Posted by: Bayou City at February 19, 2015 10:42 AM (ZBlVc) Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 10:43 AM (IBmPN) 43
It could actually be worse. They could have given the job to Al Sharpton.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 19, 2015 10:43 AM (zF6Iw) 44
#140CharactersOrLessToPeace
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 10:43 AM (VAsIq) Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 10:43 AM (/jpU8) 46
This is the definition of Smart Power. In a room of 5 year olds.
My five year old is smarter than Jen Psaki. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 10:43 AM (kff5f) Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 19, 2015 10:43 AM (ZKzrr) 48
Topless?
Posted by: eman at February 19, 2015 10:43 AM (MQEz6) 49
Psucki! Ha! Get it? Witty like on 'Girls'.
Posted by: Allison Williams at February 19, 2015 10:43 AM (gwG9s) Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 19, 2015 10:43 AM (NeFrd) 51
I miss Carney, he at least made a sport of it.
Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at February 19, 2015 10:44 AM (GaIDK) 52
#WhatDifferenceDoesItMake?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 10:44 AM (WvpaS) 53
#AllenGsDaughterIsSmarterThanMe
#LookAtMeAnyway Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 10:44 AM (VAsIq) Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 19, 2015 10:44 AM (0HooB) Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 10:44 AM (JtwS4) Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 10:44 AM (IBmPN) 57
Thanks MPPP, I needed that laugh. That's the only way this administration could look more foolish.
Posted by: Bayou City at February 19, 2015 10:44 AM (ZBlVc) Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 10:44 AM (/jpU8) 59
#failingup
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 10:45 AM (MYCIw) 60
>>It could actually be worse. They could have given the job to Al Sharpton.
Uh, pretty sure all of MSNBC is part of the WH Communications team. Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 10:45 AM (WvpaS) 61
But remember, Sarah Palin had too much of Da Stoopid to be VP.
Psaki is perfect for the job, though. Incompetent. Undisciplined. Childish. Gaffe-prone. Full of herself. Thinks she's the smartest person in the room. She's a perfect reflection of her post-turtle boss. Posted by: DocJ at February 19, 2015 10:45 AM (zrsn3) 62
Fuck up, move up. It's the Obama way!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 10:45 AM (2Ojst) Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 10:45 AM (/jpU8) 64
http://snipurl.com/29pq5w9
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 19, 2015 10:45 AM (VAsIq) 65
I can't believe they're breaking up the#TwitNTwat tag team.
Posted by: steveegg at February 19, 2015 10:45 AM (cL79m) Posted by: Unindicted, self-confessed child molester Lena Dunham at February 19, 2015 10:45 AM (WDCYi) Posted by: Ricky Ricardo at February 19, 2015 10:45 AM (P330y) 68
The next two years will be, like, totally AWESOME guys! Can't wait! Luvyabye!
Posted by: Delta Nu Social Chair at February 19, 2015 10:45 AM (eytER) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (LA7Cm) Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (IBmPN) Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (2Ojst) 72
"You know who this benefits most?
The giant faux-rock bead necklace industry, that's who!" I always think of The Flintstones when I se that. Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (GaIDK) 73
Why don't they just cut out the middle man and have the head of NBC News do it?
Posted by: lowandslow at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (+ebSh) 74
My friend has a daughter who wants to work for the State Department. Are there any highlights (ie, low lights) from the Valley Girls over there that folks think I should share to help dissuade her from this goal-aside from "Terrorists wouldn't be killing if they have jobs", Saying the millings at the Kosher Supermarket had nothing to do with anti semetism and refusing to cal the Coptic Christian beheaded Christians?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (DXzRD) 75
This admin has fully and intentionally made an absurdist comedy of itself. They simply. Don't. Give. A. Fuck. "If we can't do what we wanted to do, let's just upset people."
Ace you're more right than you know calling it an effective troll. There's no Koran driving their behavior, and without some nutty playbook to look to, it is truly the most plausible explanation that they simply want to belligerently patronize the country that didn't give them everything they wanted, for the country's own good of course. Democracy is supposed to work like "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em" from the perspective of the elected. Respond to constituents. Obama has set the tone of "If I can't beat you, fuck you, I'm just going to crash the whole plane for lols." Posted by: 0302 at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (N6eLE) 76
Another day, another new low.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (1IrFT) 77
#CallMeGiggles
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (VAsIq) 78
" I can't believe they're breaking up the#TwitNTwat tag team."
Sorta like when Martin and Lewis split up. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 10:47 AM (LA7Cm) Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 10:47 AM (P330y) Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 19, 2015 10:47 AM (VAsIq) 81
The giant faux-rock bead necklace industry, that's who!"
Hmm. I thought Coldwater Creek went out of business... (yes, I'm married, and Mrs Mouse likes the big... stuff. So there.) Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 10:47 AM (/jpU8) 82
This from the stomped thread is good in a I'll just slit my wrists sort of way.
What fresh frozen hell awaits us this day? - Well, ahhh . . . http://tinyurl.com/l8mc54e Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 10:47 AM (lKSyl) 83
So, ace is fapping so hard his fur is about to ignite?
Posted by: eman at February 19, 2015 10:47 AM (MQEz6) 84
Never underestimate the power of Chi Omega.
Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at February 19, 2015 10:47 AM (Dwehj) 85
"You know who this benefits most?
The giant faux-rock bead necklace industry, that's who!" #MardiGrasBaby! Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 10:47 AM (IBmPN) 86
I got willowed. By two posts.
For Willow Green Movement/Green Revolution/Green Spring. I was first introduced to twitter at this time. I had an Iranian coworker with relatives still in Tehran. The government at the time was shutting off the internet quite routinely. She kept in communication with family through twitter. She supported Moussadegh and the protestors trying to oust the regime. Posted by: NoLongerintheBellyoftheBeast at February 19, 2015 10:48 AM (D/mKE) Posted by: blaster at February 19, 2015 10:48 AM (Rx8ML) 88
I so chose poorly re: political beliefs.
I would probably be running a nice sized bureaucracy by now had I played out some of the "victim" cards in my hand. Posted by: alexthechick - Shivery Ragebunny at February 19, 2015 10:48 AM (mf5HN) Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 10:48 AM (VAsIq) Posted by: jwest at February 19, 2015 10:48 AM (9ZZd+) Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 10:48 AM (/jpU8) 92
Woah.
Being qualified (and non-embarassing) instantly disqualifies you from being hired in this administration, apparently. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 19, 2015 10:49 AM (shFKH) 93
Fenelon - This one is always good:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/n86j3sr Note the press openly laughing at her bull. Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 10:49 AM (WvpaS) Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at February 19, 2015 10:49 AM (Dwehj) 95
DocJ:
"But remember, Sarah Palin had too much of Da Stoopid to be VP." It's not that she's stupid that bothers us, it's that she just didn't have the experience required in case she should have to become president. Posted by: Completely Un-Self-Aware Obama Supporters at February 19, 2015 10:49 AM (doYx4) 96
Harf will get a promotion to Psaki's job if it pays more.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 10:49 AM (DXzRD) 97
You wanted fundamental transformation? I fckuing give you fundamental transformation!!!
Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 19, 2015 10:50 AM (VAsIq) Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 10:50 AM (MYCIw) 99
Meet The New White House Director Of Communications: Jen Psaki
---- wat?? You just can't make this sh1t up. It's next to impossible to parody these people anymore. Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 19, 2015 10:50 AM (MbrzC) 100
Whenever you question how someone so incompetent could be promoted in the Obama administration, remember Joe Biden was selected VP.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 19, 2015 10:50 AM (iRZl4) 101
Why couldn't I get her?
Posted by: Uncle Iosif Biden at February 19, 2015 10:50 AM (cL79m) 102
HA HA!
Posted by: Nelson at February 19, 2015 10:50 AM (j1tga) 103
No one will take America seriously when I am through, Master Ayers.
Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 19, 2015 10:50 AM (VAsIq) 104
we've met, in fact we really have a sick relationship, we call it fifty shades of #hashtag - IYKWIM
Posted by: #hashtag at February 19, 2015 10:50 AM (yrk2K) 105
0302:
"without some nutty playbook to look to, it is truly the most plausible explanation that they simply want to belligerently patronize the country that didn't give them everything they wanted," Well, they know who they're against. Hint: It's not Islamic militants. Sure, they disapprove of them, but they don't hate them like they hate the right. Posted by: JPS at February 19, 2015 10:51 AM (doYx4) 106
That must be some Pfu*king good lemonade they keep drinking back there.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2015 10:51 AM (08Znv) 107
Jen tweeting about fashionas Americans desperately waited for news of any loved ones killed in MH17 disaster
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pzzvxqx Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 10:51 AM (WvpaS) 108
I suggest that Marie Harf be referred to as "Buffy McVocalfry" in all future posts.
Posted by: Robert T at February 19, 2015 10:51 AM (J7ZNH) 109
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 10:48 AM (/jpU
And I love my friend, but it was not a good sign when I mentioned Marie Harf and the friend had no idea who that is. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 10:51 AM (DXzRD) 110
Maybe one day she can hit the big time like Susan Rice? See the value of a college education yokels?
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 19, 2015 10:52 AM (oDCMR) 111
The giant faux-rock bead necklace industry, that's who!"
I always think of The Flintstones when I se that. Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (GaIDK) **** You mean like this? http://tinyurl.com/n5hdl7w Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 19, 2015 10:52 AM (NeFrd) 112
Her ability to suppress laughter makes her a perfect fit for the job.
- Suppress laughter and her gag reflex. Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 10:52 AM (lKSyl) 113
Who'd she have to gorelick to get that job?
Posted by: huerfano at February 19, 2015 10:53 AM (bAGA/) 114
Posted by: Robert T at February 19, 2015 10:51 AM (J7ZNH)
Some website had a photoshop of Harf wearing some kind of Fast Food workers outfit Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 10:53 AM (DXzRD) 115
"I would probably be running a nice sized bureaucracy by now had I played out some of the "victim" cards in my hand"
True tale (details have been shared previously) - worked on an FCPS project some years back, and was initially sort of the background noise until leadership found out my ancestry. No joke - there was a seeming whisper campaign, and by the following week I could walk on the proverbial water around there. Best was when I was getting raked over a f*up before lunch. Manager was obviously clued in over lunch, and I was treated to an apology afterwards... Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 10:53 AM (/jpU8) 116
See, not to get too self-piteous (which I'm prone to do, admittedly), but this kind of crap just breaks my frigging back.
I work three jobs and can barely afford rent on a crumbling shack, and I have the occasional a**h**e on this site telling me that's because I'm a bad person. She's now making probably over a third of a mill for being a frigging idiot. Patience, Lord, please. Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 19, 2015 10:53 AM (vgIRn) Posted by: Marie Harf at February 19, 2015 10:53 AM (P330y) 118
"Oh, she annoys you? So what do you think of her now, wingnuts!?"
Posted by: Barack Obama, the adult in the room at February 19, 2015 10:53 AM (RD7QR) 119
Hmm. I thought Coldwater Creek went out of business...
/i] Catalog/internet only. Website says they're hiring... I wonder if her stylist and Mooch's stylist know each other. Hell, they're probably lovers, that seems to be how the WH and the media are entwined anymore. Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 19, 2015 10:54 AM (ZKzrr) 120
It's a budget saving move. They will only pay her 82% of what they would have to pay for a male Director.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 10:54 AM (C278+) 121
We live in a time when the Elites know they can do this shit without penalty.
The Communications Director could be a Furry and it would be just fine. Posted by: eman at February 19, 2015 10:54 AM (MQEz6) 122
It's called the Laugher Curve: In the Obama administration, the more smug, less qualified you are, the higher you rise. The smarter and more qualified you are, the sooner you are cast into the street.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson, wearing his political pundit hat at February 19, 2015 10:54 AM (VAsIq) 123
She must be a total basketcase behind the scenes, from outward appearances she is holding back. But she does have some nice big Polish funbags. Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 19, 2015 10:54 AM (cNiT0) 124
I for one can't wait to swear her in.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 19, 2015 10:55 AM (PFy0L) 125
The JEF's just trolling us now, isn't he?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 19, 2015 10:55 AM (h4vJk) 126
The Communications Director could be a Furry and it would be just fine.
I read that as "a Furby" and still came to the same conclusion. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 19, 2015 10:55 AM (0HooB) 127
#girlsjustwannahavefun
Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at February 19, 2015 10:55 AM (Dwehj) 128
I would probably be running a nice sized bureaucracy by now had I played out some of the "victim" cards in my hand.
- #Dwarflivesmatter Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 10:55 AM (lKSyl) 129
'Talking head'. Without the head.
Carry on.... Posted by: The roost aint what it used to be at February 19, 2015 10:55 AM (7GI9v) 130
31 The decider for this promotion was her continuing ability to smile while b.s.'ing the press, signalling that, yes, I'm lying and you know I'm lying but you don't deserve to get the truth!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 10:41 AM (WvpaS) That's a nice description of Susan Rice's qualifications as well. Posted by: FDR's Television at February 19, 2015 10:56 AM (ne2fm) 131
#Dwarflivesmatter
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 10:55 AM (lKSyl) AtC will be just fine. Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 10:57 AM (C278+) 132
94 Posted by: Allison Williams
Lunchtime! Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at February 19, 2015 10:49 AM (Dwehj) It's gonna taste like ass. Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 10:57 AM (2Ojst) 133
Wait til you see her in her Japanese School Girl outfit.
Posted by: eman at February 19, 2015 10:57 AM (MQEz6) 134
#TalksLikeAGirl
Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 10:57 AM (WvpaS) 135
Did Ace say that she was the smarter of the two (Psaki and Harf)?
Because that's an important distinction. 3 Stooges important. Posted by: jwb7605 at February 19, 2015 10:57 AM (ZALPg) 136
I wasn't consulted.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Magic Underoos at February 19, 2015 10:57 AM (hlbmD) 137
Groping Joe Biden will be producing Tommy the Dude and Jan porn DVDs. They will be sold by his many cab driver friends.
Posted by: Bill at February 19, 2015 10:58 AM (jdwHD) 138
"Oh, she annoys you? So what do you think of her now, wingnuts!?"
Posted by: Barack Obama She sounds hideous. -Jake, from State Farm Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 10:58 AM (IBmPN) 139
Who knew participating in Model UN would have such a pay-off.
Posted by: RWC - Aragont son of Arathont at February 19, 2015 10:58 AM (fWAjv) 140
Some people are shocked that this kind of misogyny creates a gender gap. The conservative obsession with Harf and Psaki is hilarious. At least the two of them are not as boneheaded as Dana Perino.
Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 19, 2015 10:58 AM (pf3u6) 141
Oh ffs.
I'm sitting in the tire shop while getting my wife's tires replaced, trying to get some work done just as soon as I tear myself away from AoSHQ, and they've got the TV on The View. I'm listening to Whoopi Freakin' Goldberg's outrage over Guiliani's "I don't think [Obama] loves this country." She doesn't care if you don't like him, but she HATES it when people question their opponents' love of America. Then they cut immediately to Barack Obama calling Bush unpatriotic for running up the debt he did. Ha! I'm kidding of course. No, they cut to a montage of Bush saying we're not at war with Islam. And I'm ready to put a foot through the TV, I'm so freakin' sick of Obamaphiles defaulting to Bush-said-it as the ultimate shut-up defense. You hated him! You're not saying he was right, you're saying, "Suck it, wing nuts, Bush said it (did it) too!" Yes, and you fuckers hated him for it! Posted by: JPS at February 19, 2015 10:59 AM (doYx4) 142
I work three jobs and can barely afford rent on a crumbling shack, and I
have the occasional a**h**e on this site telling me that's because I'm a bad person. The same assholes who tell me I'm a bad person and a drain on society because I work and pay grotesque amounts of taxes but failed to whelp fatherless bastards? Would you like half my sammich? Roast beef and turkey, brown mustard. Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 19, 2015 10:59 AM (ZKzrr) 143
Day 27 among the primate group. I have noticed one young female in particular the one with a reddish hair color who I have nicknamed Jen. She shows no particular food gathering or parenting skills. She is fond of large garish rocks. She spends most of the day standing in front of the main group, screeching in what can only be described as a scolding tone of voice at the other Psimians. I don't want to over-humanize these lowly creatures, but it seems to me that the other female gorillas hold their hands up to their mouths as if laughing at her...
Posted by: Jane Goodall, the DC diaries at February 19, 2015 10:59 AM (NeFrd) 144
Note the press openly laughing at her bull. I've noticed more and more of this lately. Even Morning Joe played a clip of someone in the press corps pressing -- in vain -- for a non-ridiculous answer to something. I do get the feeling the WH press corps is finally pissed off and may turn on this administration in a big way. Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 10:59 AM (JtwS4) 145
Okay.
I want a ruling before I do this. Will I get banhammered if I haul out an alter ego? Because that was just all the not right last time. Posted by: alexthechick - Shivery Ragebunny at February 19, 2015 11:00 AM (mf5HN) 146
Jen tried to join our team. We referred her to the White House because she's not funny and butt ugly. Posted by: Larry, Moe, and Curly at February 19, 2015 11:00 AM (P330y) 147
The Peter Principle was that you get promoted to your level of incompetence.... ie you will get promoted until you can no longer do the job well enough to get promoted further.
The Obama Principle is to Promote Incompetence... until the job no longer gets done at all. Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at February 19, 2015 11:00 AM (qh617) 148
Nice job guys. #acemorons would melt the interwebz.
Posted by: Lollipop Guild at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (08mFd) 149
Sadly no one listened to Mike Rowe regarding the difference between credentials/qualifications and competence.
Posted by: Penfold at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (Fbt5B) 150
Some website had a photoshop of Harf wearing some kind of Fast Food workers outfit
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 10:53 AM (DXzRD) http://tinyurl.com/owzrdbp Fitting Posted by: RWC - Aragont son of Arathont at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (fWAjv) 151
He's just clearing the way for a trangendered individual of color to represent State.
Posted by: NYC Parent, H8 Club Div at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (HEo6y) 152
"She will step into her new role April 1."
The symbolism is lost on them. Or maybe they are all so far gone into the WGAF part of the presidency. Either way we have the buddy of the middle school head cheerleader being the spokesperson for the administration. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (hLRSq) 153
wrg500:
"It's a budget saving move. They will only pay her 82% of what they would have to pay for a male Director." Thank you. I was so pissed off I didn't think I could laugh. I was wrong. Posted by: JPS at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (doYx4) Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (ZKzrr) 155
@145 - Sorry AtC, I actually though that was your alter-ego @140
Posted by: DocJ at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (zrsn3) 156
DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY JEH JOHNSON We in the administration and the government should give voice to the plight of Muslims living in this country and the discrimination that they face. And so I personally have committed to speak out about the situation that very often people in the Muslim community in this country face. The fact that there are 1.6 billion Muslims in the world and the Islamic faith is one about peace and brotherhood.
What a load of Horse Shit. And we have 2 more years of this Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (rDqRv) 157
Oh, she annoys you? So what do you think of her now, wingnuts!?"
Same thing I thought of her before, Mr. Obama. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (DXzRD) 158
Some website had a photoshop of Harf wearing some kind of Fast Food workers outfit
Will's Wiener? Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 11:02 AM (IBmPN) 159
I do get the feeling the WH press corps is finally pissed off and may turn on this administration in a big way.
From your mouth to gods ears. Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 11:02 AM (C278+) Posted by: Waldo at February 19, 2015 11:02 AM (M1MpJ) 161
The same assholes who tell me I'm a bad person and a drain on society because I work and pay grotesque amounts of taxes but failed to whelp fatherless bastards? Would you like half my sammich? Roast beef and turkey, brown mustard.
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 19, 2015 10:59 AM (ZKzrr) Nom. Go whelp. Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 19, 2015 11:03 AM (vgIRn) 162
Mama Revolution again showing hatred. Is hatred the only emotion you have? You really need to mental health attention. I am praying for you.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 19, 2015 11:03 AM (iRZl4) 163
"What a load of Horse Shit. And we have 2 more years of this"
They just can't help themselves. Or be serious. It's the only card they have. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 11:03 AM (LA7Cm) Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 11:03 AM (WvpaS) Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 11:04 AM (JtwS4) 166
WHAT discrimination do Muslims in the U.S face. Specifically? Because some people don't like the religion their buddies in ISIS practice? Because people object to having Americans having their heads sawn off, or stabbed at a bus stop because they gave the wrong answer as to whether they were a Muslim.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 11:04 AM (DXzRD) 167
I always smell my fingers after I wipe.
Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 19, 2015 11:04 AM (VAsIq) 168
I do get the feeling the WH press corps is finally pissed off and may turn on this administration in a big way.
Posted by: Bandersnatch Uh, clock's running out AND they're not even making an effort into the lies. Besides, the top choices that 'we' have are brenie the bolshie, Princess Running Joke and the Hildabeast. To say that we're retooling is an understatement. Posted by: MFM at February 19, 2015 11:04 AM (Spluw) 169
156 GW Bush and his people said the same shit.It's a widespread delusion.It reminds me of when they asked the brainwashed guys in The Manchurian Candidate about that one guy"he is the kindest,gentlest etc"
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2015 11:04 AM (KETbL) 170
wait ... starting on April Fool's Day?
appropriate? or an insult? I'm going with the theory that King Putt is bored and has taken to trying to bring some joy in his life by trolling the country that twice elected him leader of the free world. In other words, He. Don't. Care. No. More. Posted by: DocJ at February 19, 2015 11:04 AM (zrsn3) 171
Fortunately, the Admin's owners and masters in the shadow government are running things sub rosa, using the public face to create a complete WTF environment to dismantle all remaining public and private institutions that they do not control, confuse the opposition and public into just walking away, and generally accelerate their plans...
Posted by: Lance Yardarm at February 19, 2015 11:04 AM (j1tga) 172
I am a female. I just have a penis, too.
Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 19, 2015 11:05 AM (VAsIq) 173
We somehow missed this gem of an Obama quote from yesterday:
"No one should be profiled or put under a cloud of suspicion simply because of their faith" Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 11:05 AM (MYCIw) 174
"Psaki, of Greek[2] and Polish[3] ancestry, was born in Stamford, Connecticut. She graduated from Greenwich High School in 1996 and the College of William Mary in 2000. She is a member of the Chi Omega sorority.[4] At William Mary, Psaki was a backstroke swimmer for the William Mary Tribe athletic team for two years.[4][5]" Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 19, 2015 11:05 AM (cNiT0) 175
Islam is the kindest,most peaceful reigion there is.
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2015 11:05 AM (KETbL) 176
Rearranging deck chairs in the clown car.
As you become aware of the full expanse of the federal government, you can only exclaim: "My God, it's full of clowns!" Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at February 19, 2015 11:05 AM (uPxUo) 177
This psucks. The Neighbor's Cat could harf up a better nominee.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 11:05 AM (hlbmD) 178
174 Those baloons must have inhibited her from doing the breast stoke.
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2015 11:05 AM (KETbL) 179
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 19, 2015 10:53 AM (vgIRn)
Who said you were a bad person? Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 11:06 AM (2Ojst) 180
At least the two of them are not as boneheaded as Dana Perino. Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 19, 2015 10:58 AM (pf3u6) Big distinction. Dana Perino doesn't eat pussy, and was admired by the Washington press corpse! Posted by: Bob Beckel at February 19, 2015 11:06 AM (P330y) 181
The amazing thing about this, they put Harf out there this week as a credibility gaining exercise knowing Psaki would be leaving State.
Posted by: lowandslow at February 19, 2015 11:06 AM (+ebSh) 182
Mama Revolution, shut your suckhole and go make me a sammich.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 11:06 AM (2Ojst) 183
""No one should be profiled or put under a cloud of suspicion simply because of their faith"
Uhhh.....unless they're white or.....uh Christian..... or, uh, Jewish. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 11:06 AM (LA7Cm) 184
Big distinction. Dana Perino doesn't eat pussy, and was admired by the Washington press corpse!
Posted by: Bob Beckel at February 19, 2015 11:06 AM (P330y) Thanks for ruining the fantasy... Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 11:07 AM (2Ojst) 185
At William Mary, Psaki was a backstroke swimmer for the William Mary Tribe athletic team for two years.[4][5]"
***** Bet she didn't combing the backstroke with a good hair sniff, heh. Posted by: Joey "Sniff Rape" B. at February 19, 2015 11:07 AM (NeFrd) 186
Those baloons must have inhibited her from doing the breast stoke.
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2015 11:05 AM She doesn't golf, either Posted by: Some sportscaster who said something this stupid at February 19, 2015 11:07 AM (2Ayux) 187
Some website had a photoshop of Harf wearing some kind of Fast Food workers outfit
I have been appointed fashion consultant. Posted by: Progressive Flo at February 19, 2015 11:07 AM (Dwehj) 188
combing = combine
Posted by: Joey B. at February 19, 2015 11:07 AM (NeFrd) 189
I will make everyone a sammich, but I'm not very good at it. I only ever took gender studies courses in college.
Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 19, 2015 11:07 AM (VAsIq) 190
WHAT discrimination do Muslims in the U.S face. Specifically? Because some people don't like the religion their buddies in ISIS practice? Because people object to having Americans having their heads sawn off, or stabbed at a bus stop because they gave the wrong answer as to whether they were a Muslim.
I do have to hold my tongue to keep from saying "Slave" when I see a moslem female in the grocery store. And I certainly don't like their attitude that they're so far above our laws that they think they don't have to abide by them like I do. AFAIC, they can all relocate to the nearest moslem country and leave us in peace. My tolerance is all used up. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 19, 2015 11:07 AM (0HooB) 191
gotta pad that resume on her way out so she can get that $$$$ consulting gig
Posted by: brak at February 19, 2015 11:08 AM (Tj+s6) 192
""No one should be profiled or put under a cloud of suspicion simply because of their faith"
"rethuglickkkkkkkkkkans are terrorists" -Joe Biden Posted by: Blue Hen at February 19, 2015 11:08 AM (Spluw) 193
"No one should be profiled or put under a cloud of suspicion simply because of their faith"
"While clinging to their guns and bibles" Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 11:08 AM (IBmPN) 194
186 Those baloons must have inhibited her from doing the breast stoke.
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2015 11:05 AM She doesn't golf, either Posted by: Some sportscaster who said something this stupid at February 19, 2015 11:07 AM (2Ayux) One of the golfers on my high school's women's golf team had HUGE titties. I don't know how the hell she could even see the ball. Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 11:08 AM (2Ojst) 195
Sorry AtC, I actually though that was your alter-ego @140
Posted by: DocJ at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (zrsn3) Oh hell to the no. Hell. To. The. No. Shit. If I haul out an alter ego right now, you scamps will catch on quick because you are looking for it and will play the check the hash game immediately. It's no fun when I can't lure some of you into responding before you catch on to it. *lies in wait* Posted by: alexthechick - Shivery Ragebunny at February 19, 2015 11:08 AM (mf5HN) 196
They don't teach sammich making and laundry folding in Women's studies.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 11:08 AM (hlbmD) 197
The Communications Director could be a Furry and it would be just fine.
Posted by: eman at February 19, 2015 10:54 AM (MQEz6) They had one of those in Congress, IIRC. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 11:09 AM (hLRSq) 198
WHAT discrimination do Muslims in the U.S face. Specifically?
Can only have one legal wife...infidels next door had a BBQ with beer...not allowed to stone your kid for having a boyfriend... We can only imagine the psychological toll this stuff must take. O_O Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 19, 2015 11:09 AM (ZKzrr) 199
I finger paint with poo.
Posted by: Mama Devolution at February 19, 2015 11:09 AM (08mFd) 200
"William Mary Tribe"
W and M is the "Tribe?" I did NOT know this. That doesn't sound very PC to me. Ms. Psacki may be a little bit pracist. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 11:10 AM (LA7Cm) 201
And I certainly don't like their attitude that they're so far above our laws that they think they don't have to abide by them like I do.
Assault me and find out. Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 11:10 AM (IBmPN) Posted by: DocJ at February 19, 2015 11:10 AM (zrsn3) 203
>>WHAT discrimination do Muslims in the U.S face. Specifically?
Heh. Over Christmas my SIL's bro told the story about how shortly after 9/11 he was turned away from the Canadian border. He has a surname that is also used by a prophet, and as he acknowledged, he didn't make the greatest impression as he was going to visit a Canadian friend while unemployed and between apartments. The best part was that my father then explained to him that, yes, that was unfortunate, but *he* has been on the terror watch list since after 9/11 since he shares a name with an IRA terrorist. So, you know, you can see it as "Canada hates Muslims!!!" or you can see it as "Post 9/11 security has many victims, not all of them Muslims." Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 11:10 AM (WvpaS) 204
This must be some sort of joke.
Of course, I said the same thing when I heard Obama won in 2008, and again in 2012. Posted by: Adjoran at February 19, 2015 11:11 AM (QIQ6j) 205
I have a feeling they did this just to stick their finger in the eye of everyone who rightly criticized her for being a huge joke. The criticisms have been quite harsh lately.
Can't wait to see what's next on Harf's career trajectory. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 19, 2015 11:11 AM (shFKH) 206
*lies in wait*
Posted by: alexthechick - Shivery Ragebunny it's like we're being hunted.....We're the prey.......Hello? Why isn't the phone working???? Posted by: Moron who knows atc and has watched too many horror movies at February 19, 2015 11:11 AM (Spluw) 207
*lies in wait* Be afraid, Horde. You know she can do that with only her eyes and nostrils above water. Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 11:11 AM (JtwS4) 208
Dear Preznit Bronco Bama,
As a life-long prepubescent Islamic girl, I applaud you for your brave stand against Christianity. I wonder though, if it would be possible for you to be more consistent in your pronunciation. Sometimes you say "Issssslam" with the long hissing "s" sound and other times you say "Izzlam" with the slow "z" sound. It is important to say it the same way so that angry white people will know that we are just like them. Luv, S. P.S. I am looking forward to sending you Islamic greetings on Easter. Posted by: Sabrina, the imaginary 11-year-old Islamic philosopher at February 19, 2015 11:11 AM (NeFrd) 209
Can only have one legal wife...infidels next door had a BBQ with beer...not allowed to stone your kid for having a boyfriend...
We can only imagine the psychological toll this stuff must take. Moar toll please. Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 11:12 AM (IBmPN) 210
So, like, after I was announced as the new Communications Director today(OMG, I <3 U BHO!!!! U R MY BFF!!!!!!) the pledges at Tri-Delta said they know, like, what "D.C." stands for, like in"Washington D.C."
Seriously, can anyone, like, tell me what "D.C." stands for when talking about me? Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 11:12 AM (iAUf+) 211
Hi, Sabrina! *waves*
Posted by: I am a composite at February 19, 2015 11:13 AM (Dwehj) 212
Seriously, can anyone, like, tell me what "D.C." stands for when talking about me?
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 11:12 AM (iAUf+) Double Cocks. Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 11:13 AM (2Ojst) Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 11:13 AM (/jpU8) 214
Can't wait to see what's next on Harf's career trajectory.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 19, 2015 11:11 AM (shFKH) Secretary of Education? No, nobody would buy that. Commerce Department? Too boring. Wait, I've got it! CIA Director! I'm an evil genius! Posted by: Barack Obama, the adult in the room at February 19, 2015 11:13 AM (RD7QR) 215
Two of the biggest bobbleheads in the Whitehouse and they get promotions. Unreal, but then again it is the Obozo administration so its not really all that surprising. The more you screw up, the higher you get up the Obozo ladder. Im in the wrong field of employment.
Posted by: Cycomiko66 at February 19, 2015 11:13 AM (aulvH) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 11:13 AM (LA7Cm) Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 11:13 AM (IBmPN) 218
The last year of Obama's administration is going to redefine the meaning of 'clown circus'.
Posted by: Phillipi Tesphousterous at February 19, 2015 11:13 AM (1H6kg) Posted by: DaveA at February 19, 2015 11:14 AM (DL2i+) 220
the fact is American Muslims have more rights than any other Muslims on the face of the Planet.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2015 11:14 AM (rDqRv) 221
Dumb see you next Tuesday?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 11:14 AM (hlbmD) Posted by: RWC - Aragont son of Arathont at February 19, 2015 11:14 AM (fWAjv) 223
#Disappointment
I thought "director" meant I was finally going to make my movie. Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 11:14 AM (VAsIq) 224
This reminds me of the Susan Rice promotion. as long as you are willing to stand there and spout TFG's lies for him, you move up.
I'd invoke the Peter Principle, but these clowns aren't capable of running a shart contest in the dysentery ward. Posted by: GnuBreed at February 19, 2015 11:14 AM (BFSWM) 225
212 Oh shit,just had a mental image of Harf and Psaki with a double headed dildo...
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2015 11:14 AM (KETbL) 226
" the fact is American Muslims have more rights than any other
FIFY Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 11:15 AM (MYCIw) 227
Psaki reminds me of an HR director .
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 19, 2015 11:15 AM (iRZl4) 228
"WHAT discrimination do Muslims in the U.S face. Specifically?"
Oh, dirty looks; being suspected of sympathy with people who want to kill us and use Islam as their justification. Little slights that add up after awhile. I can see it from their perspective. My ancestry is Iranian (though not Muslim), and I can remember schoolmates explaining to me that my dad (who grew up there) would be fighting us someday. My dad, proud and grateful American citizen, who married an American and raised his kids to be nothing but. First time I saw him angry at the news was the Iranian hostage crisis. But you know what? Suck it up, Muslims. Them's the breaks. As a Jew I've gotten more blame (usually from leftists) for the behavior of other Jews, than I've gotten as a Middle Easterner for the behavior of other Middle Easterners. There are ignorant assholes out there, but Americans are nicer to the distant relatives of their enemies than any other people I can think of. Posted by: JPS at February 19, 2015 11:15 AM (doYx4) 229
Out sick from work today, so a little prophetic insight on what is happening in and to America.
Basic premiss is that history (His Story) is God-directed. America is the last great nation and it took thousands of years of human toil and misery to come up with this experiment. Arrogant Satanic men like Obama or any progressive think history is directed by men, that they can change the times and seasons, they can alter a God-created nation to be in their image. These people usually are liberal or progressive and no matter what they say they hate anything God-created. Obama and his gang of creeps (birds of a feather) are striving mightily to destroy this country, it looks like they are succeeding. Yet they are not succeeding, they are tools, and fools and they are being used by God to draw out the poison within this country, to display all that is wrong, all that is dangerous. All their statements are now recorded and searchable, so that when we get attacked, (and we will suffer something very terrible) the overwhelming majority of Americans, even liberals will be horrified and the "people" will demand all this politically correct bullshit come to an end NOW! Not only that but God detests evil and He uses other men to destroy evil. We will fight militant Islam, and we will fight it in such a way that it will be extinguished on the earth. Or did we think the destiny of nations was to luxuriate in pampered wealth? To ignore the agony of the world while we party? No we were given the means and ability to destroy evil, we are the only nation that can. Right now God is laying the trap for Obama and the liberal philosophical viewpoint that if held onto will drive men into insanity, some are already insane. Think of those two Detlt-Delta sorority scrunts over at State laughing and giggling as Christians are murdered, or men burned alive what horror! We will be struck until as a nation we fight, then the blessing of God will return to this land, we have the most wonderful military in the world, brave men, men who hate the bully, any that pray, pray that they are turned loose upon this incredible evil now. Posted by: Jehu at February 19, 2015 11:15 AM (/+pYs) 230
If it hasn't been mentioned, today is the 70th anniversary of the amphibious assault by the United States Marines on Japanese-held Iwo Jima on 19 February 1945.
U.S. losses amounted to 6800, with 17,000 wounded. The Japanese lost almost 22,000 men. Only 216 prisoners were taken. Many today question why Truman used The Bomb. They are idiots. -------------------- We were confronted with defenses being built for years. There were complex, subterranean levels, some two stories down. From these the defenders could approach the enemy on the surface virtually anywhere through warrens. spider holes,caves, and crevices. - Captain (later General) Fred Haynes I'd known combat in the Solomons with its sly ambushes and jungle firefights, but Iwo was another kind of war. On Iwo by the eighth day, only two officers of my second battalion were standing ... We had one prisoner - unconscious, his clothes blown off. - Colonel Thomas M. Fields I left some good friends there. It was a battle with no front line - all man-to-man, inch by inch. - Corporal Robert Hall The enemy was nowhere and everywhere,especially at night. All around you,talking, moving. Only hand grenades you trusted, one after another. - Private First Class George Gentile Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2015 11:15 AM (F2IAQ) 231
There was a thread, and then it was gone! Like a thing from hell!
Posted by: That spastic guy in that Star Trek episode at February 19, 2015 11:15 AM (RD7QR) 232
Then there's the Peter Puffer Principle.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 11:16 AM (hlbmD) 233
225 212 Oh shit,just had a mental image of Harf and Psaki with a double headed dildo...
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2015 11:14 AM (KETbL) Ass to ass! Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 11:16 AM (2Ojst) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 19, 2015 11:16 AM (HSmrB) 235
Did Ace say that she was the smarter of the two (Psaki and Harf)?
Because that's an important distinction. 3 Stooges important. Posted by: jwb7605 at February 19, 2015 10:57 AM (ZALPg) Ace said Harf was smarter. Relatively-speaking, of course. Posted by: steveegg at February 19, 2015 11:16 AM (cL79m) Posted by: Seems Legit at February 19, 2015 11:16 AM (A98Xu) 237
Lizzy, #203: Awesome story.
Posted by: JPS at February 19, 2015 11:16 AM (doYx4) 238
212 Seriously, can anyone, like, tell me what "D.C." stands for when talking about me?
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 11:12 AM (iAUf+) Double Cocks. --------------------------- Dark Continent Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 19, 2015 11:16 AM (oDCMR) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 11:17 AM (F2IAQ) 240
82 This from the stomped thread is good in a I'll just slit my wrists sort of way.
What fresh frozen hell awaits us this day? - Well, ahhh . . . http://tinyurl.com/l8mc54e Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 10:47 AM (lKSyl) Or as I prefer to put it, "Those of us who *do* remember history are condemned to repeat it anyway, because those who don't are in the majority." Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2015 11:17 AM (zoehZ) 241
" the fact is American Muslims have more rights than any other Muslims people on the face of the Planet.
France's 19th Ghetto most pissed off. Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 11:17 AM (IBmPN) 242
118 "Oh, she annoys you? So what do you think of her now, wingnuts!?"
--- I think #StillWantToTapDatAss Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 19, 2015 11:18 AM (MbrzC) 243
Be afraid, Horde. You know she can do that with only her eyes and nostrils above water.
All the rain puddles are frozen here, so it's safe for the time being. Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 11:18 AM (C278+) 244
Libs absolutely LOVE the West Wing
Psaki looks an awful like Alison Janney who played the Press Secretary. Posted by: McCool at February 19, 2015 11:18 AM (TQxRy) 245
125 The JEF's just trolling us now, isn't he?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 19, 2015 10:55 AM (h4vJk) --- Clearly. It's not the first time and it surely will not be the last. Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 19, 2015 11:19 AM (MbrzC) Posted by: Comic Book Nerd at February 19, 2015 11:19 AM (VAsIq) 247
People may not actually know it, but "William and Mary" is actually a misnomer. It is actually "Williams and Mary", named after - - yours truly.
And, while we're on the subject, I invented the breaststroke, not Joe Biden. You're welcome, Jen Psaki. You're welcome. Posted by: Brian Williams at February 19, 2015 11:19 AM (iAUf+) 248
LOL she got promoted!!!! Hilarious!! Obama really wants to surround himself with hero-worship. Posted by: dan-O at February 19, 2015 11:19 AM (D0bIN) 249
Posted by 0302: Democracy is supposed to work like "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em" from the perspective of the elected. Respond to constituents. Obama has set the tone of "If I can't beat you, fuck you, I'm just going to crash the whole plane for lols."
I've always maintained that the Democrat party is about a lot of things, but first it's about revenge. When they gut the military, they're getting even for fighting wars. When they lavisly spend on social programs, it's about "spreading it around" to the people who are always on the bottom rung of the socio-economic ladder by taking it from productive members of society. They don't like conservatives, think conservatives should be silenced, and think thugish behavior is how you treat anyone who dare disagree with the progressive party line. At least that's my opinion anyway. Posted by: Daisy Cutter at February 19, 2015 11:20 AM (myGBe) 250
My friend has a daughter who wants to work for the State Department.
_________________________ Tell her to buy some Skittles-colored suits, and borrow a necklace from Wilma Flintstone. At the interview, pretend to have a single-digit IQ. She'll get hired for sure. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 19, 2015 11:20 AM (Fnyc2) Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2015 11:20 AM (FsuaD) 252
Psufferin Psuccotash! That is Psfuckin Pcrazy!
Posted by: Sylvester the Cat at February 19, 2015 11:20 AM (ODxAs) 253
I told you all a hundred times, the best person to reach the Dumb People is someone who speaks Dumbese. Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 19, 2015 11:21 AM (AmDwF) 254
Just spit-ballin' here, but maybe EVERY SINGLE QUALIFIED PERSON ON EARTH turned down the position? It's possible, at this point, that this is the best the God-King can do.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 19, 2015 11:21 AM (VAsIq) 255
How are we supposed to take this woman seriously?
HOW? Posted by: Seems Legit at February 19, 2015 11:16 AM (A98Xu) Her middle name is Shirley. Remember that. Posted by: Dr. Rumack at February 19, 2015 11:21 AM (cL79m) Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 11:21 AM (JtwS4) 257
So, like, after I was announced as the new Communications Director
today(OMG, I <3 U BHO!!!! U R MY BFF!!!!!!) the pledges at Tri-Delta said they know, like, what "D.C." stands for, like in"Washington D.C." Seriously, can anyone, like, tell me what "D.C." stands for when talking about me? Silly, it stands for "Da Capitol". Duh. Posted by: Weirddave at February 19, 2015 11:21 AM (WvS3w) 258
Shirley you jest.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 11:21 AM (hlbmD) 259
Behold, the awesome power of #hashtag! The power of #hashtag compels you! The power of #hashtag compels you! The power of #hashtag compels you! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 19, 2015 11:22 AM (egezu) 260
Direct Current.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 11:22 AM (JtwS4) 261
I strongly suspect that no one wants the job. Psaki is a throne sniffing grasper, like others who have filled similar roles for the WH. Carney, Earnest, and Harf. Hacks, devoid of personal integrity, who will play front-man with a straight face because it secures their future within the nomenklatura.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2015 11:22 AM (F2IAQ) 262
And Flannel Shirts Bob
Don't let anyone tell you you're a bad person for having three jobs. They don't know you. There are many fine people who are underemployed or having to take multiple jobs because of circumstances beyond their control. FenelonSpouse is one of them. The economy has exacerbated this situation for many people. You know who and what you are and so does the Lord who does not judge on outward appearances, but on the heart. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 11:22 AM (DXzRD) 263
OK fappers and fappees, I gotta go get ready for a job interview. Headhunter. Pray for me.
Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k? Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 19, 2015 11:22 AM (0HooB) 264
Jen Psaki, will you marry me?
Posted by: Gov. George Pataki at February 19, 2015 11:23 AM (iAUf+) 265
And for the record, Obama insulted the outgoing Communications Director and has no clue that he did. He should have never indicated she was irreplaceable in the first place but if you do , don't then take it back.
What a clueless knobgobbler. Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 19, 2015 11:23 AM (iRZl4) 266
It looks like Obama has gone from trolling conservatives and Republicans to trolling Democrats, his supporters, and their apologists.
I wonder when one of those groups is going to say "Screw this, I can't carry on this way any longer." Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 11:23 AM (hLRSq) 267
Shirley you jest.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 11:21 AM (hlbmD) I'm not a jester. And stop calling me Shirley. Posted by: Dr. Rumack at February 19, 2015 11:23 AM (cL79m) Posted by: Ally Williams at February 19, 2015 11:24 AM (Dwehj) 269
My friend has a daughter who wants to work for the
State Department. Are there any highlights (ie, low lights) from the Valley Girls over there that folks think I should share to help dissuade her from this goal-aside from "Terrorists wouldn't be killing if they have jobs", Saying the millings at the Kosher Supermarket had nothing to do with anti semetism and refusing to cal the Coptic Christian beheaded Christians? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (DXzRD) Sad to say, but in this day and age, I'd tell her nice work if you can get it. Not what you want to hear, I'm sure. But all government jobs nowadays seem to be packed with cushy benefits, provided by the lovely taxpayers, and incompetence is a feature not a bug. Why not suck from that teat? But she will have to work on constructing a pajama boy facade if she has a prayer of getting hired, apparently.I'd warn her though that it seems they are veering to a Mean Girls style of business, so get her thick skin built now. Is she at all conservative? If so she is going to have to practice how to hide her beliefs so as to not get found out as an Unbeliever. That crap don't fly, in this administration. Posted by: LizLem at February 19, 2015 11:24 AM (yRwC8) 270
74 My friend has a daughter who wants to work for the State Department. Are there any highlights (ie, low lights) from the Valley Girls over there that folks think I should share to help dissuade her from this goal-aside from "Terrorists wouldn't be killing if they have jobs", Saying the millings at the Kosher Supermarket had nothing to do with anti semetism and refusing to cal the Coptic Christian beheaded Christians?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (DXzRD) Fenelon, it depends on whether she wants to be an FSO (Foreign Service Officer) or civil service. To bean FSO, she will have to take the Foreign Service Exam, which is given once a year. Check State.gov to find more information about that. If she makes it through the selection process, she will be assigned to one of five "cones", Admin, Consular, Political, Economic, Public Affairs. I could go into detail on those, but it would take too long. Once in, you have to decide whether you can put up with 99% of the employees who are die-hard liberals, and will screw you over if you don't agree with them. It's better in the field, doing Embassy work, because you get the experience of working with Foreign Nationals, who are generally level-headed, as well as the cultural experiences. The biggest down-side I found was that most FSO's forget their primary task-to represent the interests of the United States. We take an oath to protect the nation and the Constitution from all enemies, foreign and domestic, but there are plenty who consider America and Americans the enemy. It is soul-rending. But if you have intestinal fortitude, you can do some amazing things, and stand for your country. I could go on, but I don't want to overload. But I was an officer commissioned under Reagan. Loved it then, I wouldn't do it on a bet now. Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2015 11:24 AM (bAB8f) 271
266 Never,they may bad mouth him to get the next Democrat elected but that is about it.
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2015 11:24 AM (KETbL) 272
I'm only slightly embarrased to say that yes, I'd hit it.
Posted by: One of the many guys who says "i'd hit it" at February 19, 2015 11:24 AM (JVEmw) Posted by: RioBravo at February 19, 2015 11:24 AM (z27Ny) 274
I would probably be running a nice sized bureaucracy by now had I played out some of the "victim" cards in my hand.
Posted by: alexthechick - Shivery Ragebunny at February 19, 2015 10:48 AM (mf5HN) You already run the Horde, without playing your victim cards. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 19, 2015 11:25 AM (fwARV) 275
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OK fappers and fappees, I gotta go get ready for a job interview. Headhunter. Pray for me. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k? Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 19, 2015 11:22 AM (0HooB) Done. Good luck! Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2015 11:25 AM (FsuaD) 276
Well, looks like one of the cats Harf'd up another hairball.
Seems Obama is pretty committed to surrounded by womenz. Makes it easier for Paste Eatin' Joe to find a shoulder to rub, and an ear to whisper into. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2015 11:26 AM (3kdx6) Posted by: Dick Cheese at February 19, 2015 11:26 AM (evdj2) 278
Now, she's not a conservative so that would make her more likely to get a job. She is smarter than Jen Psaki, but I think the way it works in the State Dept is that you have an inside track-you know someone who knows someone which is not how it works with many jobs. She knows nobody in the State Dept.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 11:26 AM (DXzRD) Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 19, 2015 11:26 AM (MbrzC) 280
This entire admin could fuck up a rock fight. If they are getting any quality advice from intelligence or military sources they don't read it. Fundamentally unserious people are deciding policy and response to threats so they put this mushmelon out there to tell us about it.
Inside Psaki's head is the thought process of a ten week old Lab. "Huh?" "Huh?" "Whazzat?" "Eawh! Gotta pee!" Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 19, 2015 11:27 AM (08mFd) 281
You already run the Horde, without playing your victim cards.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 19, 2015 11:25 AM (fwARV) Oh no. No, no, no, I take no responsibility whatsoever for you lot. Nope. Posted by: alexthechick - Shivery Ragebunny at February 19, 2015 11:27 AM (mf5HN) 282
*shiver* 37 degrees outside now, and windy.
By Sunday it will be 72, then turn cold again. I wonder why I have a nasty cold? Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2015 11:27 AM (FsuaD) 283
278-nope. You have to pass the Foreign Service Exam. That is the route for career officers. Appointees are completely different, and are in ceremonial roles primarily.
Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2015 11:27 AM (bAB8f) 284
278-nope. You have to pass the Foreign Service Exam. That is the route for career officers. Appointees are completely different, and are in ceremonial roles primarily.
Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2015 11:27 AM (bAB8f) 285
Has Ron Paul commented on the announcement?
--- Why do you hate the great Ron Paul so much!? He only ever speaks truth, as the great god Libertariat speaks it. If you could interpret the language his eyebrows speak, you would gain infinity IQ and understand how important it is to go back to the gold standard. Posted by: PaulTard at February 19, 2015 11:27 AM (VAsIq) 286
"You already run the Horde, without playing your victim cards."
The "Or I'll make you all victims" card is pretty persuasive. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 11:27 AM (hLRSq) 287
Until proven wrong I'll remain convinced that Marie Harf is Humpty Hump's secret love child.
Posted by: major major major major at February 19, 2015 11:28 AM (nM3da) 288
Thanks for your insight, Moki. The ideal job for the daughter who to be in the foreign service. She is fluent in Spanish and almost fluent in Portuguese but I don't know whether she;s taken the test or not
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 11:28 AM (DXzRD) 289
251 Happy late morning, all.
We're still boned, aren't we? *whistles* *skips away* Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2015 11:20 AM (FsuaD True, but we are hanging out with friends before the camp days. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 11:29 AM (F2IAQ) 290
Meant-That IS how it works with many jobs-You know someone who knows someone.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 11:29 AM (DXzRD) 291
You already run the Horde, without playing your victim cards.
Posted by: Washington ------------------------------ Therein lies the distinction between 'work', and 'employment', the latter being rewarded with pay. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2015 11:29 AM (F2IAQ) 292
Testing:
Has Ron Paul commented on the announcement? Posted by: RioBravo at February 19, 2015 11:24 AM (z27Ny) She's only being promoted so we can continue to invade the Middle East!!1!!1ElevEnTy!~!!~@ Posted by: Ron Paulnut at February 19, 2015 11:29 AM (cL79m) 293
Until proven wrong I'll remain convinced that Marie Harf is
Fixed Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2015 11:30 AM (3kdx6) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 11:30 AM (DXzRD) 295
ace is up
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 11:30 AM (MYCIw) 296
*psigh*
I'm pso lonely. No one wants to pspeak to me anymore. It's lonely here at the top. At least PSOMEBODY *gazes longingly at the president* understands how psmart and talented I am. Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 11:31 AM (VAsIq) 297
Therein lies the distinction between 'work', and 'employment', the latter being rewarded with pay. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2015 11:29 AM (F2IAQ) Oh she gets rewarded, alright. Just not with money. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 19, 2015 11:31 AM (fwARV) 298
Who said you were a bad person?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 11:06 AM (2Ojst) Doesn't matter. There are some folks here, including some well-known cob loggers, who have had some good breaks and think being poor is a sin. Meh. Going though a rough time. 99 percent of you are awesome people, despite your pantlessness. Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 19, 2015 11:31 AM (vgIRn) 299
236 How are we supposed to take this woman seriously?
HOW? --- Did you take any of her predecessors seriously? No? Well there you go. Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 19, 2015 11:31 AM (MbrzC) 300
Ace up!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 11:31 AM (IBmPN) Posted by: Jehu at February 19, 2015 11:31 AM (/+pYs) 302
Won't men work for him anymore?
Posted by: Mrs Compton at February 19, 2015 11:33 AM (sH0gC) 303
And, while we're on the subject, I invented the breaststroke, not Joe Biden.
You're welcome, Jen Psaki. You're welcome. Posted by: Brian Williams at February 19, 2015 11:19 AM (iAUf+) Cannot stand Jim Carrey anymore, at all. But he and Jerry Seinfeld were willing to go there at the SNL 40th and zing Brian Williams, to NBC's face, and for that they both get some cojones points back. Posted by: LizLem at February 19, 2015 11:34 AM (yRwC8) 304
I played out some of the "victim" cards in my hand.
It's not nearly as dramatic when you fumble them face down reaching up over the table edge. Posted by: DaveA (needs a FedEx of Warm Raptor) at February 19, 2015 11:35 AM (DL2i+) 305
True, but we are hanging out with friends before the camp days.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 11:29 AM (F2IAQ) Along with the weekly beats and wiener roast. Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 11:35 AM (C278+) 306
99 percent of you are awesome people, despite your pantlessness.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 19, 2015 11:31 AM (vgIRn) You misspelled 'because of'. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 19, 2015 11:37 AM (fwARV) 307
Hilarious. My theory of this administration is if you look really bad, after laying a big farht on teevee and getting all kinds of snark and rotten tomatoes thrown at you: promotion! See: Rice of the grey pearls post her triumphant Benghazi video lies, multiple (5) times on Sunday show: promotion!
If this were fiction it would be hilarious, no? Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 19, 2015 11:42 AM (dMEBN) 308
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Behold, the awesome power of #hashtag! Hashtags? Hell, we have our own agents in Chicago. http://tinyurl.com/mwlk3d3 Posted by: Boko Haram at February 19, 2015 11:47 AM (0FSuD) Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 19, 2015 11:48 AM (t2lvB) 310
Words never said 100 years ago:
DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY JEH JOHNSON We in the administration and the government should give voice to the plight of Muslims Irish living in this country and the discrimination that they face. And so I personally have committed to speak out about the situation that very often people in the Muslim Irish community in this country face. The fact that there are 1.6 billion Muslim Irish in the world and the Islamic Catholic faith is one about peace and brotherhood. It was simply, "Irish need not apply." But racism and backlash, or something. Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 19, 2015 11:49 AM (t2lvB) 311
ARRRGGGHHH!!! WHY WON'T STRIKEOUT EVER WORK FOR ME?!!?!?!?!?
Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 19, 2015 11:50 AM (t2lvB) 312
We're 300 comments deep in this thread. Eff all y'all, Imma try again.
Words never said 100 years ago: DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY JEH JOHNSON We in the administration and the government should give voice to the plight of the discrimination that they face. And so I personally have committed to speak out about the situation that very often people in the Irish community in this country face. The fact that there are 1.6 billion about peace and brotherhood. It was simply, "Irish need not apply." But racism and backlash, or something. Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 19, 2015 11:52 AM (t2lvB) 313
Success!!
Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 19, 2015 11:52 AM (t2lvB) 314
Obama is now trolling us, in every way.
Posted by: Horndog Joey Biden at February 19, 2015 12:01 PM (cHuNI) 315
Pshaw. An incompetent boob to direct Whitehouse propaganda. Why so surprised?
Posted by: TrishMacTakeitbackbeforeit'stoolate at February 19, 2015 12:05 PM (6YXBv) 316
Well done, pig. Well done.
Posted by: President Hoggsett at February 19, 2015 12:14 PM (JO9+V) 317
I does amaze me how every liberal consistently thinks they're the smartest person in the room.
Posted by: Savage at February 19, 2015 12:18 PM (5Mc/Y) 318
At this point Obama is simply a self-destructive drunk lashing out at his family to cause as much pain to the rest of the world as he is inflicting on himself. He know's he will go down in history as America's Louis XVI if not its Caligula, and certainly as America's Last Black President; he knows he has spelled the end of any Presidential ambitions for any African-American in our lifetimes by the example he has set.
Posted by: Robert E. Lee at February 19, 2015 12:35 PM (XO6WW) 319
Oh, shit, off Robert E. Lee sock....
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 19, 2015 12:36 PM (XO6WW) 320
"302
Won't men work for him anymore?" There's only one man in his entire administration and his name is Valerie Jarrett... Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 19, 2015 12:39 PM (XO6WW) 321
I have a theory on this change. Catherine Herridge and others at Fox like Miss Meagan and Jennifer Griffith, they have drummed these two like early Phil Collins. With the emergence of Yemen clusterfark, among other things, neither Marie or Jen have the mental capacity to do the gymnastics to escape the drumming from the likes of Miss Meagan et al. The Clinton talking heads could really teach these two balloon heads a few things!!! So, our betters and the smartest people on the planet, they have decided to both up yours to us by giving the promotional finger to their non-smart nuance getters, and to also perhaps have them making more comedy when interviewed by smart cookies like Miss Meagan. In short or long, I believe they are really trying to hide these two.
Posted by: freeus at February 19, 2015 12:51 PM (jOPVg) Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 19, 2015 01:50 PM (/WaV2) 323
She starts April 1? Will we be able to tell whether this is an April Fools' joke or not???
Posted by: MathMom at February 19, 2015 02:07 PM (5h3rv) 324
I must protest this sexist opposition to the career advancement of a brave young Woman of (pale) Color. Clearly this is just more hatred from the Jesusland trailer teatards of this moron blog.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 19, 2015 02:14 PM (+jsVQ) 325
She will Pstill Psuck
Posted by: Michel at February 19, 2015 06:49 PM (LOGsp) 326
#IWouldHitThat?
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