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Meet The New White House Director Of Communications: Jen Psaki
Behold the power of the hashtag....promotion.
White House officials say State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki will become President Barack Obama's new communications director, filling a key slot as Obama embarks on the final two years of his presidency. She replaces veteran Democratic media strategist Jennifer Palmieri, who is leaving the White House to join Hillary Rodham Clinton's likely presidential campaign. She will step into her new role April 1.So, does Marie Harf get promoted to the top spokesperson role at State now? If nothing else, it's a quality troll.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 10:37 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 19, 2015 10:37 AM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Memories at February 19, 2015 10:37 AM (mwcEF)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 19, 2015 10:37 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 10:38 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: PabloD at February 19, 2015 10:38 AM (roESk)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 10:38 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Mr. Natural at February 19, 2015 10:38 AM (/pOl7)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 10:38 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Mr. T at February 19, 2015 10:38 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at February 19, 2015 10:39 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 19, 2015 10:39 AM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Yujin at February 19, 2015 10:39 AM (uNd+K)
#Winning
Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at February 19, 2015 10:39 AM (WvpaS)
Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at February 19, 2015 10:39 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 19, 2015 10:39 AM (iRZl4)
Nah, they never had any. I guess bringing back empty head will have to suffice until the adults get elected again.
Posted by: Memories at February 19, 2015 10:39 AM (mwcEF)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 10:39 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (YMAom)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: FDR's Television at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (ne2fm)
Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (C278+)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (KETbL)
is leaving the White House to join Hillary Rodham Clinton's likely
presidential campaign.
Interesting.
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (YMAom)
Like taking a dump.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 10:40 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 10:41 AM (IBmPN)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 10:41 AM (WvpaS)
As for her other qualifications, I got nuthin'.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 19, 2015 10:41 AM (0HooB)
>>>"I guess bringing back empty head will have to suffice"
I WANNA HAVE A BARRY MANILOW SKULL KEG PARTY! YOU BRING THE BEER AND I'LL DRINK IT OUT OF HIS EMPTY HEAD!
Posted by: Denis Leary at February 19, 2015 10:41 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2015 10:41 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 10:41 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 19, 2015 10:41 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 10:41 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 10:42 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 19, 2015 10:42 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 10:42 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Bayou City at February 19, 2015 10:42 AM (ZBlVc)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 10:43 AM (IBmPN)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 19, 2015 10:43 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 10:43 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 10:43 AM (/jpU8)
My five year old is smarter than Jen Psaki.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 10:43 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 19, 2015 10:43 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: eman at February 19, 2015 10:43 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Allison Williams at February 19, 2015 10:43 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 19, 2015 10:43 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at February 19, 2015 10:44 AM (GaIDK)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 10:44 AM (WvpaS)
#LookAtMeAnyway
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 10:44 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 19, 2015 10:44 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 10:44 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 10:44 AM (IBmPN)
Posted by: Bayou City at February 19, 2015 10:44 AM (ZBlVc)
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 10:44 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 10:45 AM (MYCIw)
Uh, pretty sure all of MSNBC is part of the WH Communications team.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 10:45 AM (WvpaS)
Psaki is perfect for the job, though. Incompetent. Undisciplined. Childish. Gaffe-prone. Full of herself. Thinks she's the smartest person in the room. She's a perfect reflection of her post-turtle boss.
Posted by: DocJ at February 19, 2015 10:45 AM (zrsn3)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 10:45 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 10:45 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 19, 2015 10:45 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: steveegg at February 19, 2015 10:45 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: Unindicted, self-confessed child molester Lena Dunham at February 19, 2015 10:45 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Ricky Ricardo at February 19, 2015 10:45 AM (P330y)
Posted by: Delta Nu Social Chair at February 19, 2015 10:45 AM (eytER)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (IBmPN)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (2Ojst)
The giant faux-rock bead necklace industry, that's who!"
I always think of The Flintstones when I se that.
Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (GaIDK)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (+ebSh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (DXzRD)
Ace you're more right than you know calling it an effective troll. There's no Koran driving their behavior, and without some nutty playbook to look to, it is truly the most plausible explanation that they simply want to belligerently patronize the country that didn't give them everything they wanted, for the country's own good of course.
Democracy is supposed to work like "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em" from the perspective of the elected. Respond to constituents. Obama has set the tone of "If I can't beat you, fuck you, I'm just going to crash the whole plane for lols."
Posted by: 0302 at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (N6eLE)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (1IrFT)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (VAsIq)
Sorta like when Martin and Lewis split up.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 10:47 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 10:47 AM (P330y)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 19, 2015 10:47 AM (VAsIq)
Hmm. I thought Coldwater Creek went out of business...
(yes, I'm married, and Mrs Mouse likes the big... stuff. So there.)
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 10:47 AM (/jpU8)
What fresh frozen hell awaits us this day?
-
Well, ahhh . . .
http://tinyurl.com/l8mc54e
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 10:47 AM (lKSyl)
Posted by: eman at February 19, 2015 10:47 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at February 19, 2015 10:47 AM (Dwehj)
The giant faux-rock bead necklace industry, that's who!"
#MardiGrasBaby!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 10:47 AM (IBmPN)
For Willow
Green Movement/Green Revolution/Green Spring.
I was first introduced to twitter at this time. I had an Iranian coworker with relatives still in Tehran. The government at the time was shutting off the internet quite routinely. She kept in communication with family through twitter. She supported Moussadegh and the protestors trying to oust the regime.
Posted by: NoLongerintheBellyoftheBeast at February 19, 2015 10:48 AM (D/mKE)
Posted by: blaster at February 19, 2015 10:48 AM (Rx8ML)
I would probably be running a nice sized bureaucracy by now had I played out some of the "victim" cards in my hand.
Posted by: alexthechick - Shivery Ragebunny at February 19, 2015 10:48 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 10:48 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: jwest at February 19, 2015 10:48 AM (9ZZd+)
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 10:48 AM (/jpU8)
Being qualified (and non-embarassing) instantly disqualifies you from being hired in this administration, apparently.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 19, 2015 10:49 AM (shFKH)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/n86j3sr
Note the press openly laughing at her bull.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 10:49 AM (WvpaS)
Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at February 19, 2015 10:49 AM (Dwehj)
"But remember, Sarah Palin had too much of Da Stoopid to be VP."
It's not that she's stupid that bothers us, it's that she just didn't have the experience required in case she should have to become president.
Posted by: Completely Un-Self-Aware Obama Supporters at February 19, 2015 10:49 AM (doYx4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 10:49 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 19, 2015 10:50 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 10:50 AM (MYCIw)
----
wat??
You just can't make this sh1t up.
It's next to impossible to parody these people anymore.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 19, 2015 10:50 AM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 19, 2015 10:50 AM (iRZl4)
Posted by: Uncle Iosif Biden at February 19, 2015 10:50 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: Nelson at February 19, 2015 10:50 AM (j1tga)
Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 19, 2015 10:50 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: #hashtag at February 19, 2015 10:50 AM (yrk2K)
"without some nutty playbook to look to, it is truly the most plausible explanation that they simply want to belligerently patronize the country that didn't give them everything they wanted,"
Well, they know who they're against. Hint: It's not Islamic militants. Sure, they disapprove of them, but they don't hate them like they hate the right.
Posted by: JPS at February 19, 2015 10:51 AM (doYx4)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2015 10:51 AM (08Znv)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pzzvxqx
Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 10:51 AM (WvpaS)
Posted by: Robert T at February 19, 2015 10:51 AM (J7ZNH)
And I love my friend, but it was not a good sign when I mentioned Marie Harf and the friend had no idea who that is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 10:51 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 19, 2015 10:52 AM (oDCMR)
I always think of The Flintstones when I se that.
Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (GaIDK)
****
You mean like this?
http://tinyurl.com/n5hdl7w
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 19, 2015 10:52 AM (NeFrd)
-
Suppress laughter and her gag reflex.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 10:52 AM (lKSyl)
Posted by: huerfano at February 19, 2015 10:53 AM (bAGA/)
Some website had a photoshop of Harf wearing some kind of Fast Food workers outfit
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 10:53 AM (DXzRD)
True tale (details have been shared previously) - worked on an FCPS project some years back, and was initially sort of the background noise until leadership found out my ancestry. No joke - there was a seeming whisper campaign, and by the following week I could walk on the proverbial water around there.
Best was when I was getting raked over a f*up before lunch. Manager was obviously clued in over lunch, and I was treated to an apology afterwards...
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 10:53 AM (/jpU8)
I work three jobs and can barely afford rent on a crumbling shack, and I have the occasional a**h**e on this site telling me that's because I'm a bad person.
She's now making probably over a third of a mill for being a frigging idiot.
Patience, Lord, please.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 19, 2015 10:53 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Marie Harf at February 19, 2015 10:53 AM (P330y)
Posted by: Barack Obama, the adult in the room at February 19, 2015 10:53 AM (RD7QR)
/i]
Catalog/internet only. Website says they're hiring...
I wonder if her stylist and Mooch's stylist know each other. Hell, they're probably lovers, that seems to be how the WH and the media are entwined anymore.
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 19, 2015 10:54 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 10:54 AM (C278+)
The Communications Director could be a Furry and it would be just fine.
Posted by: eman at February 19, 2015 10:54 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson, wearing his political pundit hat at February 19, 2015 10:54 AM (VAsIq)
She must be a total basketcase behind the scenes, from outward appearances she is holding back.
But she does have some nice big Polish funbags.
Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 19, 2015 10:54 AM (cNiT0)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 19, 2015 10:55 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 19, 2015 10:55 AM (h4vJk)
I read that as "a Furby" and still came to the same conclusion.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 19, 2015 10:55 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at February 19, 2015 10:55 AM (Dwehj)
-
#Dwarflivesmatter
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 10:55 AM (lKSyl)
Carry on....
Posted by: The roost aint what it used to be at February 19, 2015 10:55 AM (7GI9v)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 10:41 AM (WvpaS)
That's a nice description of Susan Rice's qualifications as well.
Posted by: FDR's Television at February 19, 2015 10:56 AM (ne2fm)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 10:55 AM (lKSyl)
AtC will be just fine.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 10:57 AM (C278+)
Lunchtime!
Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at February 19, 2015 10:49 AM (Dwehj)
It's gonna taste like ass.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 10:57 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: eman at February 19, 2015 10:57 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 10:57 AM (WvpaS)
Because that's an important distinction. 3 Stooges important.
Posted by: jwb7605 at February 19, 2015 10:57 AM (ZALPg)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Magic Underoos at February 19, 2015 10:57 AM (hlbmD)
Posted by: Bill at February 19, 2015 10:58 AM (jdwHD)
Posted by: Barack Obama
She sounds hideous.
-Jake, from State Farm
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 10:58 AM (IBmPN)
Posted by: RWC - Aragont son of Arathont at February 19, 2015 10:58 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 19, 2015 10:58 AM (pf3u6)
I'm sitting in the tire shop while getting my wife's tires replaced, trying to get some work done just as soon as I tear myself away from AoSHQ, and they've got the TV on The View.
I'm listening to Whoopi Freakin' Goldberg's outrage over Guiliani's "I don't think [Obama] loves this country." She doesn't care if you don't like him, but she HATES it when people question their opponents' love of America.
Then they cut immediately to Barack Obama calling Bush unpatriotic for running up the debt he did.
Ha! I'm kidding of course. No, they cut to a montage of Bush saying we're not at war with Islam.
And I'm ready to put a foot through the TV, I'm so freakin' sick of Obamaphiles defaulting to Bush-said-it as the ultimate shut-up defense. You hated him! You're not saying he was right, you're saying, "Suck it, wing nuts, Bush said it (did it) too!" Yes, and you fuckers hated him for it!
Posted by: JPS at February 19, 2015 10:59 AM (doYx4)
have the occasional a**h**e on this site telling me that's because I'm a
bad person.
The same assholes who tell me I'm a bad person and a drain on society because I work and pay grotesque amounts of taxes but failed to whelp fatherless bastards? Would you like half my sammich? Roast beef and turkey, brown mustard.
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 19, 2015 10:59 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Jane Goodall, the DC diaries at February 19, 2015 10:59 AM (NeFrd)
Note the press openly laughing at her bull.
I've noticed more and more of this lately. Even Morning Joe played a clip of someone in the press corps pressing -- in vain -- for a non-ridiculous answer to something.
I do get the feeling the WH press corps is finally pissed off and may turn on this administration in a big way.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 10:59 AM (JtwS4)
I want a ruling before I do this.
Will I get banhammered if I haul out an alter ego? Because that was just all the not right last time.
Posted by: alexthechick - Shivery Ragebunny at February 19, 2015 11:00 AM (mf5HN)
Jen tried to join our team. We referred her to the White House because she's not funny and butt ugly.
Posted by: Larry, Moe, and Curly at February 19, 2015 11:00 AM (P330y)
The Obama Principle is to Promote Incompetence... until the job no longer gets done at all.
Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at February 19, 2015 11:00 AM (qh617)
Posted by: Lollipop Guild at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (08mFd)
Posted by: Penfold at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 10:53 AM (DXzRD)
http://tinyurl.com/owzrdbp
Fitting
Posted by: RWC - Aragont son of Arathont at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: NYC Parent, H8 Club Div at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (HEo6y)
The symbolism is lost on them. Or maybe they are all so far gone into the WGAF part of the presidency.
Either way we have the buddy of the middle school head cheerleader being the spokesperson for the administration.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (hLRSq)
"It's a budget saving move. They will only pay her 82% of what they would have to pay for a male Director."
Thank you. I was so pissed off I didn't think I could laugh. I was wrong.
Posted by: JPS at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (doYx4)
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: DocJ at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (zrsn3)
What a load of Horse Shit. And we have 2 more years of this
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (rDqRv)
Same thing I thought of her before, Mr. Obama.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (DXzRD)
Will's Wiener?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 11:02 AM (IBmPN)
From your mouth to gods ears.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 11:02 AM (C278+)
Posted by: Waldo at February 19, 2015 11:02 AM (M1MpJ)
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 19, 2015 10:59 AM (ZKzrr)
Nom. Go whelp.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 19, 2015 11:03 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 19, 2015 11:03 AM (iRZl4)
They just can't help themselves. Or be serious.
It's the only card they have.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 11:03 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 11:03 AM (WvpaS)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 11:04 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 11:04 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 19, 2015 11:04 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Uh, clock's running out AND they're not even making an effort into the lies. Besides, the top choices that 'we' have are brenie the bolshie, Princess Running Joke and the Hildabeast.
To say that we're retooling is an understatement.
Posted by: MFM at February 19, 2015 11:04 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2015 11:04 AM (KETbL)
appropriate? or an insult?
I'm going with the theory that King Putt is bored and has taken to trying to bring some joy in his life by trolling the country that twice elected him leader of the free world. In other words, He. Don't. Care. No. More.
Posted by: DocJ at February 19, 2015 11:04 AM (zrsn3)
Posted by: Lance Yardarm at February 19, 2015 11:04 AM (j1tga)
Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 19, 2015 11:05 AM (VAsIq)
"No one should be profiled or put under a cloud of suspicion simply because of their faith"
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 11:05 AM (MYCIw)
"Psaki, of Greek[2] and Polish[3] ancestry, was born in Stamford, Connecticut. She graduated from Greenwich High School in 1996 and the College of William Mary in 2000. She is a member of the Chi Omega sorority.[4] At William Mary, Psaki was a backstroke swimmer for the William Mary Tribe athletic team for two years.[4][5]"
Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 19, 2015 11:05 AM (cNiT0)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2015 11:05 AM (KETbL)
As you become aware of the full expanse of the federal government, you can only exclaim:
"My God, it's full of clowns!"
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at February 19, 2015 11:05 AM (uPxUo)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 11:05 AM (hlbmD)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2015 11:05 AM (KETbL)
Who said you were a bad person?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 11:06 AM (2Ojst)
At least the two of them are not as boneheaded as Dana Perino.
Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 19, 2015 10:58 AM (pf3u6)
Big distinction. Dana Perino doesn't eat pussy, and was admired by the Washington press corpse!
Posted by: Bob Beckel at February 19, 2015 11:06 AM (P330y)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 19, 2015 11:06 AM (+ebSh)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 11:06 AM (2Ojst)
Uhhh.....unless they're white or.....uh Christian..... or, uh, Jewish.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 11:06 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Bob Beckel at February 19, 2015 11:06 AM (P330y)
Thanks for ruining the fantasy...
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 11:07 AM (2Ojst)
*****
Bet she didn't combing the backstroke with a good hair sniff, heh.
Posted by: Joey "Sniff Rape" B. at February 19, 2015 11:07 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2015 11:05 AM
She doesn't golf, either
Posted by: Some sportscaster who said something this stupid at February 19, 2015 11:07 AM (2Ayux)
I have been appointed fashion consultant.
Posted by: Progressive Flo at February 19, 2015 11:07 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Joey B. at February 19, 2015 11:07 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 19, 2015 11:07 AM (VAsIq)
I do have to hold my tongue to keep from saying "Slave" when I see a moslem female in the grocery store. And I certainly don't like their attitude that they're so far above our laws that they think they don't have to abide by them like I do.
AFAIC, they can all relocate to the nearest moslem country and leave us in peace. My tolerance is all used up.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 19, 2015 11:07 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: brak at February 19, 2015 11:08 AM (Tj+s6)
"rethuglickkkkkkkkkkans are terrorists" -Joe Biden
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 19, 2015 11:08 AM (Spluw)
"While clinging to their guns and bibles"
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 11:08 AM (IBmPN)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2015 11:05 AM
She doesn't golf, either
Posted by: Some sportscaster who said something this stupid at February 19, 2015 11:07 AM (2Ayux)
One of the golfers on my high school's women's golf team had HUGE titties. I don't know how the hell she could even see the ball.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 11:08 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: DocJ at February 19, 2015 11:01 AM (zrsn3)
Oh hell to the no. Hell. To. The. No.
Shit. If I haul out an alter ego right now, you scamps will catch on quick because you are looking for it and will play the check the hash game immediately.
It's no fun when I can't lure some of you into responding before you catch on to it.
*lies in wait*
Posted by: alexthechick - Shivery Ragebunny at February 19, 2015 11:08 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 11:08 AM (hlbmD)
Posted by: eman at February 19, 2015 10:54 AM (MQEz6)
They had one of those in Congress, IIRC.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 11:09 AM (hLRSq)
Can only have one legal wife...infidels next door had a BBQ with beer...not allowed to stone your kid for having a boyfriend...
We can only imagine the psychological toll this stuff must take. O_O
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 19, 2015 11:09 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Mama Devolution at February 19, 2015 11:09 AM (08mFd)
W and M is the "Tribe?" I did NOT know this.
That doesn't sound very PC to me. Ms. Psacki may be a little bit pracist.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 11:10 AM (LA7Cm)
Assault me and find out.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 11:10 AM (IBmPN)
Posted by: DocJ at February 19, 2015 11:10 AM (zrsn3)
Heh. Over Christmas my SIL's bro told the story about how shortly after 9/11 he was turned away from the Canadian border. He has a surname that is also used by a prophet, and as he acknowledged, he didn't make the greatest impression as he was going to visit a Canadian friend while unemployed and between apartments.
The best part was that my father then explained to him that, yes, that was unfortunate, but *he* has been on the terror watch list since after 9/11 since he shares a name with an IRA terrorist. So, you know, you can see it as "Canada hates Muslims!!!" or you can see it as "Post 9/11 security has many victims, not all of them Muslims."
Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 11:10 AM (WvpaS)
Of course, I said the same thing when I heard Obama won in 2008, and again in 2012.
Posted by: Adjoran at February 19, 2015 11:11 AM (QIQ6j)
Can't wait to see what's next on Harf's career trajectory.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 19, 2015 11:11 AM (shFKH)
Posted by: alexthechick - Shivery Ragebunny
it's like we're being hunted.....We're the prey.......Hello? Why isn't the phone working????
Posted by: Moron who knows atc and has watched too many horror movies at February 19, 2015 11:11 AM (Spluw)
*lies in wait*
Be afraid, Horde. You know she can do that with only her eyes and nostrils above water.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 11:11 AM (JtwS4)
As a life-long prepubescent Islamic girl, I applaud you for your brave stand against Christianity. I wonder though, if it would be possible for you to be more consistent in your pronunciation. Sometimes you say "Issssslam" with the long hissing "s" sound and other times you say "Izzlam" with the slow "z" sound. It is important to say it the same way so that angry white people will know that we are just like them.
Luv,
S.
P.S. I am looking forward to sending you Islamic greetings on Easter.
Posted by: Sabrina, the imaginary 11-year-old Islamic philosopher at February 19, 2015 11:11 AM (NeFrd)
We can only imagine the psychological toll this stuff must take.
Moar toll please.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 11:12 AM (IBmPN)
Seriously, can anyone, like, tell me what "D.C." stands for when talking about me?
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 11:12 AM (iAUf+)
Posted by: I am a composite at February 19, 2015 11:13 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 11:12 AM (iAUf+)
Double Cocks.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 11:13 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 11:13 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 19, 2015 11:11 AM (shFKH)
Secretary of Education? No, nobody would buy that. Commerce Department? Too boring. Wait, I've got it! CIA Director! I'm an evil genius!
Posted by: Barack Obama, the adult in the room at February 19, 2015 11:13 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cycomiko66 at February 19, 2015 11:13 AM (aulvH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 11:13 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 11:13 AM (IBmPN)
Posted by: Phillipi Tesphousterous at February 19, 2015 11:13 AM (1H6kg)
Posted by: DaveA at February 19, 2015 11:14 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2015 11:14 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 11:14 AM (hlbmD)
Posted by: RWC - Aragont son of Arathont at February 19, 2015 11:14 AM (fWAjv)
I thought "director" meant I was finally going to make my movie.
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 11:14 AM (VAsIq)
I'd invoke the Peter Principle, but these clowns aren't capable of running a shart contest in the dysentery ward.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 19, 2015 11:14 AM (BFSWM)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2015 11:14 AM (KETbL)
FIFY
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 11:15 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 19, 2015 11:15 AM (iRZl4)
Oh, dirty looks; being suspected of sympathy with people who want to kill us and use Islam as their justification. Little slights that add up after awhile.
I can see it from their perspective. My ancestry is Iranian (though not Muslim), and I can remember schoolmates explaining to me that my dad (who grew up there) would be fighting us someday. My dad, proud and grateful American citizen, who married an American and raised his kids to be nothing but. First time I saw him angry at the news was the Iranian hostage crisis.
But you know what? Suck it up, Muslims. Them's the breaks. As a Jew I've gotten more blame (usually from leftists) for the behavior of other Jews, than I've gotten as a Middle Easterner for the behavior of other Middle Easterners. There are ignorant assholes out there, but Americans are nicer to the distant relatives of their enemies than any other people I can think of.
Posted by: JPS at February 19, 2015 11:15 AM (doYx4)
Basic premiss is that history (His Story) is God-directed. America is the last great nation and it took thousands of years of human toil and misery to come up with this experiment.
Arrogant Satanic men like Obama or any progressive think history is directed by men, that they can change the times and seasons, they can alter a God-created nation to be in their image. These people usually are liberal or progressive and no matter what they say they hate anything God-created.
Obama and his gang of creeps (birds of a feather) are striving mightily to destroy this country, it looks like they are succeeding. Yet they are not succeeding, they are tools, and fools and they are being used by God to draw out the poison within this country, to display all that is wrong, all that is dangerous.
All their statements are now recorded and searchable, so that when we get attacked, (and we will suffer something very terrible) the overwhelming majority of Americans, even liberals will be horrified and the "people" will demand all this politically correct bullshit come to an end NOW!
Not only that but God detests evil and He uses other men to destroy evil. We will fight militant Islam, and we will fight it in such a way that it will be extinguished on the earth. Or did we think the destiny of nations was to luxuriate in pampered wealth? To ignore the agony of the world while we party?
No we were given the means and ability to destroy evil, we are the only nation that can. Right now God is laying the trap for Obama and the liberal philosophical viewpoint that if held onto will drive men into insanity, some are already insane. Think of those two Detlt-Delta sorority scrunts over at State laughing and giggling as Christians are murdered, or men burned alive what horror!
We will be struck until as a nation we fight, then the blessing of God will return to this land, we have the most wonderful military in the world, brave men, men who hate the bully, any that pray, pray that they are turned loose upon this incredible evil now.
Posted by: Jehu at February 19, 2015 11:15 AM (/+pYs)
U.S. losses amounted to 6800, with 17,000 wounded.
The Japanese lost almost 22,000 men. Only 216 prisoners were taken.
Many today question why Truman used The Bomb. They are idiots.
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We were confronted with defenses being built for years. There were complex, subterranean levels, some two stories down. From these the defenders could approach the enemy on the surface virtually anywhere through warrens. spider holes,caves, and crevices.
- Captain (later General) Fred Haynes
I'd known combat in the Solomons with its sly ambushes and jungle firefights, but Iwo was another kind of war. On Iwo by the eighth day, only two officers of my second battalion were standing ... We had one prisoner - unconscious, his clothes blown off.
- Colonel Thomas M. Fields
I left some good friends there. It was a battle with no front line - all man-to-man, inch by inch.
- Corporal Robert Hall
The enemy was nowhere and everywhere,especially at night. All around you,talking, moving. Only hand grenades you trusted, one after another.
- Private First Class George Gentile
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2015 11:15 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: That spastic guy in that Star Trek episode at February 19, 2015 11:15 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 11:16 AM (hlbmD)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2015 11:14 AM (KETbL)
Ass to ass!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 11:16 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 19, 2015 11:16 AM (HSmrB)
Because that's an important distinction. 3 Stooges important.
Posted by: jwb7605 at February 19, 2015 10:57 AM (ZALPg)
Ace said Harf was smarter.
Relatively-speaking, of course.
Posted by: steveegg at February 19, 2015 11:16 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 19, 2015 11:16 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: JPS at February 19, 2015 11:16 AM (doYx4)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 11:12 AM (iAUf+)
Double Cocks.
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Dark Continent
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 19, 2015 11:16 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 11:17 AM (F2IAQ)
What fresh frozen hell awaits us this day?
-
Well, ahhh . . .
http://tinyurl.com/l8mc54e
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 10:47 AM (lKSyl)
Or as I prefer to put it, "Those of us who *do* remember history are condemned to repeat it anyway, because those who don't are in the majority."
Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2015 11:17 AM (zoehZ)
France's 19th Ghetto most pissed off.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 11:17 AM (IBmPN)
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I think #StillWantToTapDatAss
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 19, 2015 11:18 AM (MbrzC)
All the rain puddles are frozen here, so it's safe for the time being.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 11:18 AM (C278+)
Psaki looks an awful like Alison Janney who played the Press Secretary.
Posted by: McCool at February 19, 2015 11:18 AM (TQxRy)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 19, 2015 10:55 AM (h4vJk)
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Clearly. It's not the first time and it surely will not be the last.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 19, 2015 11:19 AM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Comic Book Nerd at February 19, 2015 11:19 AM (VAsIq)
And, while we're on the subject, I invented the breaststroke, not Joe Biden.
You're welcome, Jen Psaki. You're welcome.
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 19, 2015 11:19 AM (iAUf+)
LOL she got promoted!!!! Hilarious!! Obama really wants to surround himself with hero-worship.
Posted by: dan-O at February 19, 2015 11:19 AM (D0bIN)
I've always maintained that the Democrat party is about a lot of things, but first it's about revenge. When they gut the military, they're getting even for fighting wars. When they lavisly spend on social programs, it's about "spreading it around" to the people who are always on the bottom rung of the socio-economic ladder by taking it from productive members of society.
They don't like conservatives, think conservatives should be silenced, and think thugish behavior is how you treat anyone who dare disagree with the progressive party line. At least that's my opinion anyway.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at February 19, 2015 11:20 AM (myGBe)
_________________________
Tell her to buy some Skittles-colored suits, and borrow a necklace from Wilma Flintstone. At the interview, pretend to have a single-digit IQ.
She'll get hired for sure.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 19, 2015 11:20 AM (Fnyc2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2015 11:20 AM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Sylvester the Cat at February 19, 2015 11:20 AM (ODxAs)
I told you all a hundred times, the best person to reach the Dumb People is someone who speaks Dumbese.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 19, 2015 11:21 AM (AmDwF)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 19, 2015 11:21 AM (VAsIq)
HOW?
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 19, 2015 11:16 AM (A98Xu)
Her middle name is Shirley. Remember that.
Posted by: Dr. Rumack at February 19, 2015 11:21 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 11:21 AM (JtwS4)
today(OMG, I <3 U BHO!!!! U R MY BFF!!!!!!) the pledges at Tri-Delta
said they know, like, what "D.C." stands for, like in"Washington D.C."
Seriously, can anyone, like, tell me what "D.C." stands for when talking about me?
Silly, it stands for "Da Capitol". Duh.
Posted by: Weirddave at February 19, 2015 11:21 AM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 11:21 AM (hlbmD)
Behold, the awesome power of #hashtag!
The power of #hashtag compels you!
The power of #hashtag compels you!
The power of #hashtag compels you!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 19, 2015 11:22 AM (egezu)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 11:22 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2015 11:22 AM (F2IAQ)
Don't let anyone tell you you're a bad person for having three jobs. They don't know you. There are many fine people who are underemployed or having to take multiple jobs because of circumstances beyond their control. FenelonSpouse is one of them. The economy has exacerbated this situation for many people. You know who and what you are and so does the Lord who does not judge on outward appearances, but on the heart.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 11:22 AM (DXzRD)
Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 19, 2015 11:22 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Gov. George Pataki at February 19, 2015 11:23 AM (iAUf+)
What a clueless knobgobbler.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 19, 2015 11:23 AM (iRZl4)
I wonder when one of those groups is going to say "Screw this, I can't carry on this way any longer."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 11:23 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 11:21 AM (hlbmD)
I'm not a jester.
And stop calling me Shirley.
Posted by: Dr. Rumack at February 19, 2015 11:23 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: Ally Williams at February 19, 2015 11:24 AM (Dwehj)
State Department. Are there any highlights (ie, low lights) from the
Valley Girls over there that folks think I should share to help
dissuade her from this goal-aside from "Terrorists wouldn't be killing
if they have jobs", Saying the millings at the Kosher Supermarket had
nothing to do with anti semetism and refusing to cal the Coptic
Christian beheaded Christians?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (DXzRD)
Sad to say, but in this day and age, I'd tell her nice work if you can get it. Not what you want to hear, I'm sure. But all government jobs nowadays seem to be packed with cushy benefits, provided by the lovely taxpayers, and incompetence is a feature not a bug. Why not suck from that teat? But she will have to work on constructing a pajama boy facade if she has a prayer of getting hired, apparently.I'd warn her though that it seems they are veering to a Mean Girls style of business, so get her thick skin built now. Is she at all conservative? If so she is going to have to practice how to hide her beliefs so as to not get found out as an Unbeliever. That crap don't fly, in this administration.
Posted by: LizLem at February 19, 2015 11:24 AM (yRwC8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 10:46 AM (DXzRD)
Fenelon, it depends on whether she wants to be an FSO (Foreign Service Officer) or civil service. To bean FSO, she will have to take the Foreign Service Exam, which is given once a year. Check State.gov to find more information about that.
If she makes it through the selection process, she will be assigned to one of five "cones", Admin, Consular, Political, Economic, Public Affairs. I could go into detail on those, but it would take too long. Once in, you have to decide whether you can put up with 99% of the employees who are die-hard liberals, and will screw you over if you don't agree with them. It's better in the field, doing Embassy work, because you get the experience of working with Foreign Nationals, who are generally level-headed, as well as the cultural experiences. The biggest down-side I found was that most FSO's forget their primary task-to represent the interests of the United States. We take an oath to protect the nation and the Constitution from all enemies, foreign and domestic, but there are plenty who consider America and Americans the enemy. It is soul-rending. But if you have intestinal fortitude, you can do some amazing things, and stand for your country.
I could go on, but I don't want to overload. But I was an officer commissioned under Reagan. Loved it then, I wouldn't do it on a bet now.
Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2015 11:24 AM (bAB8f)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2015 11:24 AM (KETbL)
Posted by: One of the many guys who says "i'd hit it" at February 19, 2015 11:24 AM (JVEmw)
Posted by: RioBravo at February 19, 2015 11:24 AM (z27Ny)
Posted by: alexthechick - Shivery Ragebunny at February 19, 2015 10:48 AM (mf5HN)
You already run the Horde, without playing your victim cards.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 19, 2015 11:25 AM (fwARV)
OK fappers and fappees, I gotta go get ready for a job interview. Headhunter. Pray for me.
Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 19, 2015 11:22 AM (0HooB)
Done. Good luck!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2015 11:25 AM (FsuaD)
Seems Obama is pretty committed to surrounded by womenz.
Makes it easier for Paste Eatin' Joe to find a shoulder to rub, and an ear to whisper into.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2015 11:26 AM (3kdx6)
Posted by: Dick Cheese at February 19, 2015 11:26 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 11:26 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 19, 2015 11:26 AM (MbrzC)
Inside Psaki's head is the thought process of a ten week old Lab. "Huh?" "Huh?" "Whazzat?" "Eawh! Gotta pee!"
Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 19, 2015 11:27 AM (08mFd)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 19, 2015 11:25 AM (fwARV)
Oh no. No, no, no, I take no responsibility whatsoever for you lot.
Nope.
Posted by: alexthechick - Shivery Ragebunny at February 19, 2015 11:27 AM (mf5HN)
By Sunday it will be 72, then turn cold again.
I wonder why I have a nasty cold?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2015 11:27 AM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2015 11:27 AM (bAB8f)
Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2015 11:27 AM (bAB8f)
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Why do you hate the great Ron Paul so much!? He only ever speaks truth, as the great god Libertariat speaks it. If you could interpret the language his eyebrows speak, you would gain infinity IQ and understand how important it is to go back to the gold standard.
Posted by: PaulTard at February 19, 2015 11:27 AM (VAsIq)
The "Or I'll make you all victims" card is pretty persuasive.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 11:27 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: major major major major at February 19, 2015 11:28 AM (nM3da)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 11:28 AM (DXzRD)
We're still boned, aren't we?
*whistles* *skips away*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2015 11:20 AM (FsuaD
True, but we are hanging out with friends before the camp days.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 11:29 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 11:29 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Washington
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Therein lies the distinction between 'work', and 'employment', the latter being rewarded with pay.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2015 11:29 AM (F2IAQ)
Has Ron Paul commented on the announcement?
Posted by: RioBravo at February 19, 2015 11:24 AM (z27Ny)
She's only being promoted so we can continue to invade the Middle East!!1!!1ElevEnTy!~!!~@
Posted by: Ron Paulnut at February 19, 2015 11:29 AM (cL79m)
Fixed
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2015 11:30 AM (3kdx6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2015 11:30 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 11:30 AM (MYCIw)
I'm pso lonely. No one wants to pspeak to me anymore. It's lonely here at the top. At least PSOMEBODY *gazes longingly at the president* understands how psmart and talented I am.
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 19, 2015 11:31 AM (VAsIq)
Therein lies the distinction between 'work', and 'employment', the latter being rewarded with pay.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2015 11:29 AM (F2IAQ)
Oh she gets rewarded, alright. Just not with money.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 19, 2015 11:31 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 11:06 AM (2Ojst)
Doesn't matter. There are some folks here, including some well-known cob loggers, who have had some good breaks and think being poor is a sin.
Meh. Going though a rough time.
99 percent of you are awesome people, despite your pantlessness.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 19, 2015 11:31 AM (vgIRn)
HOW?
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Did you take any of her predecessors seriously? No? Well there you go.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 19, 2015 11:31 AM (MbrzC)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 11:31 AM (IBmPN)
Posted by: Jehu at February 19, 2015 11:31 AM (/+pYs)
Posted by: Mrs Compton at February 19, 2015 11:33 AM (sH0gC)
You're welcome, Jen Psaki. You're welcome. Posted by: Brian Williams at February 19, 2015 11:19 AM (iAUf+)
Cannot stand Jim Carrey anymore, at all. But he and Jerry Seinfeld were willing to go there at the SNL 40th and zing Brian Williams, to NBC's face, and for that they both get some cojones points back.
Posted by: LizLem at February 19, 2015 11:34 AM (yRwC8)
It's not nearly as dramatic when you fumble them face down reaching up over the table edge.
Posted by: DaveA (needs a FedEx of Warm Raptor) at February 19, 2015 11:35 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 11:29 AM (F2IAQ)
Along with the weekly beats and wiener roast.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 11:35 AM (C278+)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 19, 2015 11:31 AM (vgIRn)
You misspelled 'because of'.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 19, 2015 11:37 AM (fwARV)
If this were fiction it would be hilarious, no?
Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 19, 2015 11:42 AM (dMEBN)
Behold, the awesome power of #hashtag!
Hashtags? Hell, we have our own agents in Chicago.
http://tinyurl.com/mwlk3d3
Posted by: Boko Haram at February 19, 2015 11:47 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 19, 2015 11:48 AM (t2lvB)
DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY JEH JOHNSON We in the administration and the government should give voice to the plight of Muslims Irish living in this country and the discrimination that they face. And so I personally have committed to speak out about the situation that very often people in the Muslim Irish community in this country face. The fact that there are 1.6 billion Muslim Irish in the world and the Islamic Catholic faith is one about peace and brotherhood.
It was simply, "Irish need not apply."
But racism and backlash, or something.
Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 19, 2015 11:49 AM (t2lvB)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 19, 2015 11:50 AM (t2lvB)
Words never said 100 years ago:
DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
SECRETARY JEH JOHNSON We in the administration and the government should
give voice to the plight of
the discrimination that they face. And so I personally have committed to
speak out about the situation that very often people in the
Irish community in this country face. The fact that there are 1.6
billion
about peace and brotherhood.
It was simply, "Irish need not apply."
But racism and backlash, or something.
Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 19, 2015 11:52 AM (t2lvB)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 19, 2015 11:52 AM (t2lvB)
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Posted by: Robert E. Lee at February 19, 2015 12:35 PM (XO6WW)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 19, 2015 12:36 PM (XO6WW)
Won't men work for him anymore?"
There's only one man in his entire administration and his name is Valerie Jarrett...
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John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)