Resolved: Jen Psaki and Marie Harf Are Embarrassingly Uninformed Incompetent Hacks Who Encourage IS to Seize New Territories Just By Opening Their Giggly Mouths

Embarrassing.

If Harf seems helpless, Psaki veers toward the downright sycophantic. "The president doesnít give himself enough credit for what he's done around the world," said Psaki in a press briefing last May. Reporters in the room laughed out loud.

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Last September Fox Newsís Bill OíReilly remarked, in a segment on his show, that "that woman [Psaki] looks way out of her depth over there -- just the way she delivers, it just doesnít look like she has the gravitas for that job" -- a comment that earned him a Twitter rebuke from Harf, who later called OíReilly's language "sexist, [and] personally offensive." Setting aside the obvious facts that 1) the official spokespersons of a government agency have no business singling out for criticism a media personality, and 2) those same spokespersons probably have more productive ways to spend their time, Psaki and Harf have not come in for criticism because of their "gender identity," but because of their Delta Nu approach to diplomatic relations, as if Putin is carefully watching their Pinterest accounts and Islamic State terrorists are following them on Twitter. People in Foggy Bottomís communications shop really seem to think that those enslaved Iraqi Christians are super-interested in Jen Psaki's Instagram....

Sure, it is easy to be hard on the Obama administrationís press people. The have the undesirable task of putting a serious face on an administration whose conduct is usually laughably unserious. But if Foggy Bottom seems particularly hapless recently, blame it on the Department of Stateís dotty duo.

As Ian Tuttle notes, these two gigglebrained Sweathearts of Delta Chi are particularly bad faces to front for the president's own incoherent, girlish program -- precisely because they're so perfect for it.

Marie Harf, meanwhile, will not have her non-existent reputation sullied, and she's firing back at critics, defending her remarks about giving the Libyan Beach Decapitated Head Vollyball teams some jobfairs and Mock Interviews. She says that if she made any mistakes, it was in making arguments that are too nuanced for you dummies to understand.

That's right -- Princess Daddygirl just called you dumb.

"So you suggested that maybe if you find these young men jobs, they might not become terrorists?" Blitzer asked, echoing her critics, prompting Harf to call his statement a "gross oversimplification."

"We cannot kill every terrorist around the world, nor should we try," Harf said later. "How do you get at the root causes of this? It might be too nuanced an argument for some, like I've seen over the last 24 hours some of the commentary out there, but itís really the smart way that Democrats, Republicans, our partners in the Arab world think we need to combat it."

Asked how she's dealing with the criticism she has been receiving for her comments, Harf said, "I donít read it."

Regarding that last question: The idea of female equality will take a giant step forward when women are not routinely asked how they're managing routine things expected of men, like not murdering themselves due to job criticism. We saw the same syndrome in the case of Sandra Fluke -- if she's not capable of standing up to a barb from Rush Limbaugh, then she's not qualified to serve as a spokesman for anything.

Everything with liberal professional women turns into "How are you holdin' up, Sweetie?"

Either they are adult women and free citizens equal to men or they remain Daddy's Little Girls in need of male protection. They cannot be both, depending on circumstances, and depending, more importantly, on Democratic affiliation.

(Such solicitousness for the ladyfeelz most emphatically does not apply to conservative women.)

This constant solicitation of women's feeeeelz whenever they come under scrutiny or criticism -- note that every anti-GamerGate story is about how Anita Sarkesian can possibly endure mean people on Twitter -- strongly suggests to me that most liberal men and especially liberal women emphatically do not believe in the equality of the sexes, but still treat one sex as basically the Child Version of men.

Imagine reporters asking Bush, constantly, how he felt about all the criticism he was experiencing as president, and how he felt about his critics.

But watching the two of them, between Harf and Psaki, I actually think that Harf might be -- get this -- the smart one.



Posted by: Ace at 08:35 PM




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1 Reporters in the room laughed out loud.




Ouch.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 08:37 PM (oKE6c)

2 The posts are stomping themselves now.

Posted by: tbodie at February 17, 2015 08:39 PM (bVtr0)

3 Let's cut to the essential facts. Cup size?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 17, 2015 08:39 PM (JO9+V)

4 "that woman [Psaki] looks way out of her depth over there -- just the way she delivers, it just doesn't look like she has the gravitas for that job" -- a comment that earned him a Twitter rebuke from Harf, who later called O'Reilly's language "sexist, [and] personally offensive."



If she thinks that that is sexist and personally offensive, she should hear me characterize those two bimbos after a couple of stiff Scotches.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 08:39 PM (oKE6c)

5 I always had marie pegged more with the Omega Mu's.

Posted by: Roscoe at February 17, 2015 08:40 PM (LYVbX)

6 Ho Lee Phuk. The stupid, it burns. It will get worse.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 17, 2015 08:40 PM (ucDmr)

7 3
Let's cut to the essential facts. Cup size?


Posted by: Count de Monet at February 17, 2015 08:39 PM (JO9+V)


Now you're talking.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 08:40 PM (oKE6c)

8 Wow... here's an interesting effect... If you use your arrow keys to arrow up / down the page, it makes the stars on the flag appear to move. Neat-o!

Posted by: Josh at February 17, 2015 08:40 PM (oM6s/)

9 Malice or incompetence?

Why can't it be both?

Posted by: Jack at February 17, 2015 08:41 PM (53CCM)

10 You know why Diogenes killed himself? He was looking for an honest journalist.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 08:41 PM (LImiJ)

11 >> like I've seen over the last 24 hours some of the commentary out there

>>Asked how she's dealing with the criticism she has been receiving for her comments, Harf said, "I don't read it."


Ummm. She's seen it, but hasn't read it???

She's her own worst enemy, bless her heart.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 17, 2015 08:41 PM (0xTsz)

12
What person, at this point, would want this job anyway?

Posted by: Justamom at February 17, 2015 08:41 PM (Sptt8)

13 The "child version of men" is a charitable description of what these women are.

Very charitable.

Posted by: BlackOrchidPhotobomb at February 17, 2015 08:41 PM (pS66t)

14 Harff. Psaki. Wouldya? and which one?

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 17, 2015 08:41 PM (POtJC)

15 6 Billion dead? WE were trying to do the right thing!

Posted by: Psake and Huff at February 17, 2015 08:42 PM (53CCM)

16 If you watch Jen closely (with sound off most of time), when cornered she does this weird frog-like move with her tongue. Like she is trapping a fly. Perhaps the flies who land on Baroque's lips.

They are pathetic snotty people, thinking they are cool and smart and stylish with their Wilma statement necklaces and Clark Kent high IQ glasses, who work for an equally embarrassing man who works for King Putz who answers to valjar of thick calves. I hope that explains it to those who are unsure of these ninnyhammers.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 08:42 PM (dMEBN)

17 In the New Roman Empire one does not laugh at gov't officials, they are you're betters

Posted by: MikeH at February 17, 2015 08:43 PM (4OZqu)

18 Next stop, MSNBC. Even moar stupid and uninformed.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 17, 2015 08:43 PM (ucDmr)

19 Oh! Excuse me. I harfed up a psaki.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 08:43 PM (LImiJ)

20 The Lyin kINg leaves no stone unturned trying to find those dumber than he to peddle his pablum.

Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at February 17, 2015 08:43 PM (kHv/o)

21 And the best part of all this: these women can't be fired for gross incompetence cause War on Women!

Posted by: tbodie at February 17, 2015 08:44 PM (bVtr0)

22 And the best part of all this: these women can't be fired for gross incompetence cause: War on Women!

Posted by: tbodie at February 17, 2015 08:44 PM (bVtr0)

23 Working on the homecoming float: "That's typical. Just when we're doing

something important."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 08:44 PM (oKE6c)

24 A living wage ordinance will fix all the ills.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 17, 2015 08:44 PM (W5DcG)

25 Harff. Psaki. Wouldya? and which one?

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Ball gag or no ball gag?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 08:45 PM (LImiJ)

26 This constant solicitation of women's feeeeelz whenever they come under scrutiny or criticism -- note that every anti-GamerGate story is about how Anita Sarkesian can possibly endure mean people on Twitter -- strongly suggests to me that most liberal men and especially liberal women emphatically do not believe in the equality of the sexes, but still treat one sex as basically the Child Version of men.


Ding ding ding ding ding.

It doesn't matter what I feel about issues. It matters what I think about them.

Honestly, an impartial overview of the manner in which third wave feminism writes, speaks and otherwise conveys information about women leads one to the inevitable conclusion that third wave feminism believes women, I beg your pardon, womyn to be hysterical bitches who faint at the first sign of offense and who are incapable of engaging in the realm of ideas at all.

Yeah. No.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 08:45 PM (IrByp)

27 At least my punctuation got better the 2nd time around .

Posted by: tbodie at February 17, 2015 08:45 PM (bVtr0)

28 Gotta say, I'm a redhead guy. Psaki can lie to my face with my dick in her mouth. Sorry. Sexist. I condemn myself

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 17, 2015 08:45 PM (POtJC)

29 We think... like.... your being a little unfair ace. Not nice... kind of being a bully too. We went to top flight Universities... like... that has to count for something.... Gawd....

Posted by: The Comedy Team of Psaki and Harf at February 17, 2015 08:45 PM (fLKzW)

30 24 A living wage ordinance Ordnance will fix all the ills.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 17, 2015 08:44 PM (W5DcG)


FIFY.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 08:46 PM (oKE6c)

31 I hope these people have to drink themselves to sleep every night.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 17, 2015 08:46 PM (AC0lD)

32 Also. Ahem. If you want to know what I think about things and stuff, go listen to the podcast.

Do it. For my feelz.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 08:47 PM (IrByp)

33 They took our jerbs!

Posted by: ISIS at February 17, 2015 08:47 PM (LZhk3)

34 I actually think that Harf might be -- get this -- the smart one.

Gotta be the smart girl glasses.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2015 08:47 PM (EDYaR)

35 But watching the two of them, between Harf and Psaki, I actually think that Harf might be -- get this -- the smart one.

The mind reels.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 08:47 PM (LZhk3)

36 #twoyears

Well, if Pixy lingers on this long after #twoweeks, I think these next two years may seem an eternity.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2015 08:48 PM (RzZOc)

37 Oh, and in above comment I meant Jen, not Harf with Glasses doing frog tongue move----a sign of nervous dry mouth and hunger for passing flies. Also when lying even more than usual talking points.

I also do not like her little repetitive smoothing of her hair while sneering. I did not use one realtor due to this move (and other things). I think Southern women can read other wimmen like a book.

Harf With Glasses, or number Two Dorkette, really needs to fix her roots soon. She may talk of getting to the root cause of the problem and this shows she has no freaking clue about roots. She tries to soften things a bit with angora sweaters, bless her heart, but has no idea they itch. Honey, you are trying! Gold star for effort.

Do any of you even remember the spokesperson for Secretary Rice? I don't. I think Condi did it all and in boots sometimes. I miss her. Hell, I miss almost anyone but these buffoons.

Look! Look at the reset button Hillary The Cankle started! It was really a clown buzzer from the circus.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 08:49 PM (dMEBN)

38 16 If you watch Jen closely (with sound off most of time), when cornered she does this weird frog-like move with her tongue. Like she is trapping a fly. Perhaps the flies who land on Baroque's lips.



Ah, the Anita Dunn dipsy doodle, aka tardive dyskinesia.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 08:49 PM (oKE6c)

39 You can't beat the Nazis by killing them.

Posted by: George Patton at February 17, 2015 08:49 PM (W5DcG)

40 Thank the 52% everyday.

Without them who knows where we would be.

Posted by: eman at February 17, 2015 08:49 PM (MQEz6)

41
I am not a simple minded scrunt, and deserve the respect normally accorded anyone who holds my position in government. Actually, I demand respect from the simple minded criticizers who will never understand the nuance of providing jobs to young men susceptible to bad karma and things.

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 08:49 PM (P330y)

42 Ball gag. They may break out into an impromptu press conference.

Posted by: tbodie at February 17, 2015 08:49 PM (bVtr0)

43 You can't beat the Japs by bombing them.

Posted by: Curtis Lemay at February 17, 2015 08:50 PM (W5DcG)

44 I hate it when female sideline reporters ask some guy what he was feeling as the game wound down.

I'd be all like, "Did I just win the vagina poetry contest at some Gender Studies symposium? My feelings are irrelevant. I'm part of a team, and we won because we executed our game plan better than the other team."

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 17, 2015 08:50 PM (ufrZ6)

45 But watching the two of them, between Harf and Psaki, I actually think that Harf might be -- get this -- the smart one.

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Similarly, between Hillary and Princess Running Joke, Running Joke is the good looking one.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 08:51 PM (LImiJ)

46 I also do not like her little repetitive smoothing of her hair while sneering.



Nothing says "I'm a silly arrested adolescent bimbo with duck feathers for brains" quite like smoothing, playing, or otherwise messing with hair. Nothing.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 08:51 PM (oKE6c)

47 The Lyin kINg, Joe Bite me, Jon Kary who served in cambodia and shot himself in the ass with a rice kernel for the purple heart, Chuck Hagel and the morons who work for em quite possibly the biggest bunch of idiots ever to serve one equally moronic POTUS.

Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at February 17, 2015 08:51 PM (kHv/o)

48 "earned him a Twitter rebuke"

case closed

Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 08:51 PM (g/zj9)

49 Similarly, between Hillary and Princess Running Joke, Running Joke is the good looking one.

Praised with faint damns.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 17, 2015 08:52 PM (W5DcG)

50 These two should be ashamed to show themselves in public, oh yeah I had a brain fart there the left knows no shame, because their IDIOTS.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 17, 2015 08:52 PM (A7LEa)

51 I don't want to drive anyone over the brink but if the GOP nominates Jeb and he gets elected over Warren he is not likely to fire a single idiot from this bumbling state dept. I'm not even sure Walker or Cruz would do the needed pink slipping.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 17, 2015 08:52 PM (dkExz)

52 I said this earlier today but when I see these two giving press conferences on serious world affairs it looks like a bad SNL skit. It's like these two were taken from a Kappa Kappa Gamma bid day talking to the new pledge class and given the job of reading the statements for this administration.

I can't wait until the adults are in charge again.
Also, I denounce myself.

Posted by: Timon at February 17, 2015 08:52 PM (ZDJwC)

53 Actually, I demand respect from the simple minded
criticizers who will never understand the nuance of providing "jobs" to
young men susceptible to bad karma and things.


Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 08:49 PM (P330y)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 08:52 PM (oKE6c)

54 This is all gonna go sideways and they will get us all killed.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 17, 2015 08:53 PM (A7LEa)

55 Do it. For my feelz.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 08:47 PM (IrByp)



And to hear your awesome smoker's voice.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 08:53 PM (GEICT)

56 44 I hate it when female sideline reporters ask some guy what he was feeling as the game wound down.



Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 17, 2015 08:50 PM (ufrZ6)



A) "Good."

or

B) "Bad."


Depending on the score.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 08:54 PM (oKE6c)

57 23 long months before adults are in charge again...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2015 08:54 PM (0Ew3K)

58 But watching the two of them, between Harf and Psaki, I actually think that Harf might be -- get this -- the smart one.

There's only one way to decide this. Wesson Oil and a tarp...

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2015 08:54 PM (EDYaR)

59 TFG is just playin us all now. Fuck all y'all. I won proles so, suck on this.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 17, 2015 08:54 PM (ucDmr)

60 Ace,
You are stomping you own threads less than 1/2 hour later.

I'm going to make dinner.

Posted by: Carol at February 17, 2015 08:55 PM (sj3Ax)

61 Condi vs. these two if laughable. Condi would kick both their asses.

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at February 17, 2015 08:55 PM (Moh0M)

62 Big media tossup in Britain:

Columnist resigns over Telegraph's 'fraud'

The former chief political commentator for the UK newspaper the Daily Telegraph has resigned after claiming to have discovered that advertisers held immense power over the newspaper's editorial division.

http://politi.co/19uqxys

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2015 08:55 PM (0Ew3K)

63 and instead of attempting a serious factual smackdown, Harf chirps on with some snitty name-calling

clown show

Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 08:56 PM (g/zj9)

64 I'm going to defend them just a tad.

Off the top of my head I can't think of any spokeshole who can defend Obama's administration.

They try to lie their way through but those pesky questions make it so difficult to be illogical. Who can do that well?

Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 17, 2015 08:56 PM (WNERA)

65 "I hope these people have to drink themselves to sleep every night."

Nope ignorance is bliss, these mental midgets are secure in their thoughts that the knowledge imparted to them via their exorbitantly expense ivy league degrees make them unimaginably smarter than us mere morons here at the hoard!

Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at February 17, 2015 08:56 PM (kHv/o)

66 S*it. They're just getting the world they wanted.

Good and hard, I might add. I'm laughing.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 08:56 PM (/jpU8)

67 Matt Lee - the barb that pricks Psaki and Harf or vice versa

Posted by: Ben Had at February 17, 2015 08:56 PM (Vip/4)

68 Reposting, pic of Harf: http://tinyurl.com/kky9scs

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 08:56 PM (l1zOH)

69 Obviously you were never Daddy's little girl, Ace?

I keed
Rock em sock em thread

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 08:56 PM (HHawz)

70 It's weird. Sometimes they both look totally hittable, and other times there's spontaneous shrinkage.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2015 08:56 PM (mx5oN)

71 I'll take the ginger

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 08:57 PM (0FSuD)

72 "I hope these people have to drink themselves to sleep every night."
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Yeah, quite the contrary..., because 'fundamental change'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 08:57 PM (l1zOH)

73 Ha, someone over on Twitter just said, apparently Saladin was pissed he couldn't sell phones at the Antioch Best Buy.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 17, 2015 08:58 PM (A7LEa)

74 Sadly these stupid twits will not get fired and will do damage to our nation with their stupidity.



It's the Obama way.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 08:58 PM (0FSuD)

75 Have them both brought to my tent.

Posted by: Sheik Yerbouti at February 17, 2015 08:59 PM (JdEZJ)

76 They are pathetic snotty people, thinking they are cool and smart and stylish with their Wilma statement necklaces . . . .
Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 08:42 PM (dMEBN)



*clambers onto soapbox*

Oh. Oh. Oh do I have Opinions on the whole Statement Necklace trend.

You know what statement your Statement Necklace makes? I am a trend whore ninny who is a slave to fashion who is unable to determine for myself that, hey, that trend that is being shoved down my throat is idiotic and serves to take the emphasis away from me and onto the piece itself.

Look everyone! I stay current on the latest fashion blogs and I can afford to spend all kinds of money on a piece that I can only wear once or twice! Aren't I so smart and clever! I'm not a rube who gets duped into foolish choices, not me!

That's the statement you are making.

*kicks things*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 08:59 PM (IrByp)

77 Condi vs. these two if laughable. Condi would kick both their asses.
Posted by: HugoStiglitz
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While playing piano.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 08:59 PM (l1zOH)

78 But who wouldn't want to be the meat in a Larf-Psaki psandwich?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 17, 2015 08:59 PM (ChY2Q)

79 I would not hit the skid mark twins. Their personal hygien probably would make a baboon hurl.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 17, 2015 08:59 PM (ucDmr)

80 I saw Gen. Rumsfeld on Greta tonight. He still, at 80 something, has more brains in his little toe nail than this entire administration. He still has his wits. He gets it. Right now I wish all we had to worry about is some yellow cake.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 09:00 PM (dMEBN)

81 31 I hope these people have to drink themselves to sleep every night.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 17, 2015 08:46 PM (AC0lD)


So that's why I can't find any Everclear at the liquor store!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 17, 2015 09:00 PM (ftVQq)

82 I'm not a rube who gets duped into foolish choices, not me!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 08:59 PM (IrByp)



How you doin???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 09:00 PM (GEICT)

83 These State Dept spokeswomen make me think of the Manson family girls.

Posted by: profligatewaste at February 17, 2015 09:01 PM (R3JkO)

84
>But watching the two of them, between

>Harf and Psaki, I actually think that Harf

>might be -- get this -- the smart one.


Don't let the hipster eyeglasses fool you...




Posted by: bofh at February 17, 2015 09:01 PM (ggyaL)

85 77
Condi vs. these two if laughable. Condi would kick both their asses.

Posted by: HugoStiglitz

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While playing piano.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 08:59 PM (l1zOH)

And singing....in Russian.

Posted by: Tami at February 17, 2015 09:01 PM (v0/PR)

86 'Their personal hygien probably would make a baboon hurl.'


Uh, have them perfumed and brought to my tent.

Posted by: Sheik Yerbouti at February 17, 2015 09:01 PM (JdEZJ)

87 76 Go get them AtC!

Feed your raptors and save humanity in one fell swoop.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 17, 2015 09:01 PM (u82oZ)

88 Also those white guys with those Fez hats that ride around in little cars?



Clearly terrorist infiltrators. Drunks too.



We need to get them jobs

Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 17, 2015 09:01 PM (0FSuD)

89
71 I'll take the ginger
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 08:57 PM (0FSuD)

You're like bandersatch, you would hit anything with 2 legs and a pulse and a vagina

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 09:01 PM (HHawz)

90 Those two are a South Park movie all by themselves.

Posted by: New Phone at February 17, 2015 09:01 PM (viKLU)

91 77 Condi vs. these two if laughable. Condi would kick both their asses.
Posted by: HugoStiglitz
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While playing piano.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 08:59 PM (l1zOH)

And analyzing the 49ers draft needs...

Posted by: Timon at February 17, 2015 09:02 PM (ZDJwC)

92 You're like bandersatch, you would hit anything with 2 legs and a pulse and a vagina

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 09:01 PM (HHawz)

Give me an hour! I'll be ready! NO Fatties

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 09:02 PM (0FSuD)

93 These people are in serious and should be punched in the face with a hammer. Repeatedly.

Posted by: madamemayhem at February 17, 2015 09:03 PM (WPm3x)

94 How you doin???
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 09:00 PM (GEICT)



Well, me and my awesome smoker's voice*, which is twice as bad today, just ripped the head off of some poor polling person so I feel both slightly bad and rather justified in telling said person "If you won't tell me who you are really working for, I won't tell you any actual information."

*For the record, I don't smoke.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 09:03 PM (IrByp)

95 10 You know why Diogenes killed himself? He was looking for an honest journalist.


My favorite Civil War General, William Tecumseh Sherman; I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. Nothing really changes.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 17, 2015 09:03 PM (20X6f)

96 The root cause is that they are as pure a strain of fundamentalist Islam as any of us have seen in our lifetime. Their argument is that Islams weak standing in the world is that they have been a bunch of IINO's for the last century plus. They have allowed too much to go on. They have allowed themselves to be corrupted, and it's time to purify themselves, one head at a time. There is not a shit in their world to be given regarding jobs.

Every time these idiots open their mouth, it just serves to signal to these fundamentalists that they still haven't delivered their intended message yet.


Posted by: Dave S. at February 17, 2015 09:03 PM (UvR6d)

97 >>> You know what statement your Statement Necklace makes?

NOKD.

Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2015 09:03 PM (Ua6T/)

98 Those two chics dodgin their brothers on the Alaskan Bush People show could do as well as these two barbie doll air heads.....

Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at February 17, 2015 09:04 PM (kHv/o)

99 Yum, good red wine and chocolate. I going to enjoy the last three hours before Lent.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 09:04 PM (0FSuD)

100 *For the record, I don't smoke.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 09:03 PM (IrByp)

We all know you're smokin'.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2015 09:04 PM (mx5oN)

101 ATC, again, thanks for your podcast. I listen the the AoS pc every day once a day, and yours fills up the rest of my free time. Helps damp out my tinnitus when I'm not working. Such is my life!

Posted by: Proud lurker at February 17, 2015 09:04 PM (FAJCg)

102 Twenty three months to go.

Posted by: eman at February 17, 2015 09:04 PM (MQEz6)

103 Wtf auto correct? Unserious!

Posted by: madamemayhem at February 17, 2015 09:04 PM (WPm3x)

104 83 These State Dept spokeswomen make me think of the Manson family girls.

Posted by: profligatewaste at February 17, 2015 09:01 PM (R3JkO




Perfect.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 09:05 PM (oKE6c)

105 >>I am not a simple minded scrunt, and deserve the
respect normally accorded anyone who holds my position in government.
Actually, I demand respect from the simple minded criticizers who will
never understand the nuance of providing jobs to young men susceptible
to bad karma and things.


Posted by: Marie Harf

I feel your pain. Now, come over here and put this lobster bib on.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 17, 2015 09:05 PM (3rrMW)

106 14:14 Harff. Psaki. Wouldya? and which one?


Both. Because a threesome with stupid broads would be fun.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 17, 2015 09:05 PM (20X6f)

107 I actually think that Harf might be -- get this -- the far less stupid one"

There, isn't that better?

Gotta walk the dogs. Hope neither one has to Harf in this cold air...

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 09:05 PM (/jpU8)

108 The critics of this administration are such BUTTHEADS! And you have to respect me!

Posted by: Marie Harf, pledge at Nu Delta Nu at February 17, 2015 09:05 PM (ENczY)

109 Well, me and my awesome smoker's voice*, which is twice as bad today, just ripped the head off of some poor polling person so I feel both slightly bad and rather justified in telling said person "If you won't tell me who you are really working for, I won't tell you any actual information."

*For the record, I don't smoke.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 09:03 PM (IrByp)



Pfffttt

Like you would have given any actual info anyway.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 09:06 PM (GEICT)

110 Obama doesn't give a rats-ass about any kind of Islamic terrorism. Human suffering is a matter of utter indifference to him. He really just doesn't give a fuck. Time and again we have seen his cold reaction to unspeakable depravity.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 17, 2015 09:06 PM (8zCR+)

111 Listening to the podcast. Smokey-voiced rapey goodness.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2015 09:06 PM (mx5oN)

112 Because a threesome with stupid broads would be fun."

Trust me on this, but no. As in "both can't do X at the same time, no matter what"...

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 09:06 PM (/jpU8)

113 110
'xactly. Part 1

When the winds blow against Ilsam...... Part 2

Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 17, 2015 09:07 PM (WNERA)

114 It's like two sorority girls at a homecoming party competing for the bukkake tiara. But you're the dirty, filthy sluts, people.

Posted by: Fritz at February 17, 2015 09:07 PM (dVmLD)

115 @112

Agreed. In another life I thought that would be fun. It is a bore.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 09:08 PM (0FSuD)

116 94: I've been lying to poll takers my whole adult life. It's a game to me. They usually leave me alone for about five years after they call me.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 17, 2015 09:08 PM (ucDmr)

117 Man do these bitches ever lie a lot

Posted by: Josh Earnest at February 17, 2015 09:08 PM (fLKzW)

118 Can we just cut the crap and the job fair bullchit and just program our missiles to strike every ISIS or ISIL flag that pokes itself above ground level?

I believe that might defeat these rump rangers and goat ropers!

Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at February 17, 2015 09:09 PM (kHv/o)

119 During a twitter exchange over the Peter Oborne/Telegraph scandal, got a loonie declaring that Rotherham had nothing to do with Muslims, that I was evil for conflating "Muslim" and "rape", and that I was a denier and even a rape apologist...

http://tinyurl.com/kdqbgt3

http://tinyurl.com/mzpx8dw

http://tinyurl.com/lna4jkl

This story is a BFD, because the Telegraph is one of the few non-hard Left papers in the UK.

Of course free speech in the U.K. has been dead for year now...

Posted by: The Uncensored Hat at February 17, 2015 09:09 PM (0Ew3K)

120 ATC, again, thanks for your podcast. I listen the the AoS pc every day once a day, and yours fills up the rest of my free time. Helps damp out my tinnitus when I'm not working. Such is my life!
Posted by: Proud lurker at February 17, 2015 09:04 PM (FAJCg)



You are very welcome. BC does a great job of doing all the tech stuff whilst I babble.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 09:10 PM (IrByp)

121 "How do you write women so well?"

"I think of a man, and then I remove all reason and accountability."

Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2015 09:10 PM (zt+N6)

122 Them heifers are Omega Mu's

Posted by: Eliott Spitter at February 17, 2015 09:11 PM (5fSr7)

123 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 08:59 PM (IrByp)

Amen! I wear pearls because I like them. I actually don't like it when Mooch wears them. I am going to be a freaking Grand Dame if it kills me, and this move across the country just might as I am teetering on the edge and moody and have near morning sickness with stress. So Harfo and Wilma are good targets for my snark.

One fashion trend I have seen is wearing a tunic with tights and jeans and statement necklaces...like their entire jewelry box. And they are not young.

I don't have daughters but don't think they'd like me dressing like them. I knew one divorcee Mom who did this. Oh! And her daughters had big bazoombas showing, not kidding, five inches of boobage and thinking they were dressed for success. My husband also has nieces who let the cleavage out for air. I guess, had I ever been blessed with a daughter, I'd dress her as a pilgrim. Nothing against boobs, morons, but hail. Even my eyes go there when they don't want to...and my husband is mortified as, well, his niece.

I don't recall either Harfo or Wilma showing boobage, but guess the glasses and statement necklace are meant to draw eyes upwards.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 09:11 PM (dMEBN)

124 Seriously though, if I may for a moment - this "usseriousness" as so well demonstrated has become the absolute norm in the greater DC area, from Takoma Park to Arlington and beyond.

It's amazing to walk amongst them - and to be blunt, it's difficult to not feel somewhat superior - knowing that the masses around you would be unable to carry out the basics of day to day life anywhere/when on the planet.

It is an area of bad Greek stereotypes populated by those who "won" student council elections.

So yes, we're moving to Texas.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 09:11 PM (/jpU8)

125 two legs and a pulse? Pffffft...

Posted by: Billy Cliton at February 17, 2015 09:12 PM (XlFLJ)

126 Speaking of sorority girls, I just placed Harf and Psaki. They remind me of

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Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 09:12 PM (oKE6c)

127 Shit.

Barrel bound...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 09:13 PM (oKE6c)

128 125
two legs and a pulse? Pffffft...

Posted by: Billy Cliton at February 17, 2015 09:12 PM (XlFLJ)

As long as they have teeth and can suck chrome off my bumper, I am in.

Posted by: Good ole Bill Clinton, feminst hero and rapist. at February 17, 2015 09:13 PM (0FSuD)

129 Hands Jay a get out of barrel free card.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 17, 2015 09:13 PM (WNERA)

130 Jay.....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 09:13 PM (l1zOH)

131 Meanwhile, Barky hits 50 in Gallup.

Posted by: Johnny Dolan @Another Q-tip Trust at February 17, 2015 09:13 PM (g1MTt)

132 130 Jay.....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 09:13 PM (l1zOH)



Yeah, I know. My bad. (Hangs head.)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 09:14 PM (oKE6c)

133 usseriousness" was supposed to be "unseriousness"...

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 09:14 PM (/jpU8)

134 Insty has a link about how Botswana went from dirt poor to doing pretty well.

Maybe Microbrain One and Microbrain Two could have a kid read the article to them and then they could draw pictures of zebras.

Posted by: eman at February 17, 2015 09:14 PM (MQEz6)

135 Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 09:12 PM (oKE6c)


Report to the barrel

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 09:14 PM (0FSuD)

136 Come to me, Jay.

Posted by: The Barrel at February 17, 2015 09:14 PM (mx5oN)

137 AtC, your podcasts are a lot of fun. Good info and perspective. And funny.

I ROTFLOL when you said you were the fluffiest, bunniest person you would ever meet.

*Runs away -- Serpentine*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 17, 2015 09:14 PM (u82oZ)

138 129 Hands Jay a get out of barrel free card.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 17, 2015 09:13 PM (WNERA)




Thanks, Bob.


I could claim I was just trying to demonstrate my qualification to be a State Department spokesman, but no one would believe me.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 09:15 PM (oKE6c)

139 Remember the outrage Obama expressed over acts of Islamic barbarism? No, really.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 17, 2015 09:15 PM (8zCR+)

140 Both. Because a threesome with stupid broads would be fun.

-
Maybe you could work a variation on the old throw the imaginary ball for the dog trick.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 09:15 PM (LImiJ)

141 I've read that the Russians have a field day making fun of Harf,Psaki,Kerry,hell,the whole bunch.Our enemies are loving this administration.

Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2015 09:16 PM (KETbL)

142 *hangs head while laughing*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 09:16 PM (GEICT)

143 Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 09:11 PM (dMEBN)

Basically every time I'm at the mall I see 12-15 year old girls dressed like hookers. Cheap hookers. It's all I can do not to grab them and haul them into a store and buy them a freaking sweater. I used to wonder how the hell their mothers let them out like that.

Then one day I realized that the super trashy older sister who was waaaaay too old to have her saggy tits hanging out of her shirt like that was the mother. All became clear.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 09:16 PM (IrByp)

144 Jay, it is ok. I will give you a statement necklace to pull you out...along with the roots of Harfie.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 09:16 PM (dMEBN)

145 131 Meanwhile, Barky hits 50 in Gallup.

Posted by: Johnny Dolan @Another Q-tip Trust at February 17, 2015 09:13 PM (g1MTt)



50 people in the country think he's competent?


Sounds kinda high.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 09:16 PM (oKE6c)

146 112, 115: So its like communism. It sounds good in theory but in reality, not so much.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 17, 2015 09:17 PM (20X6f)

147 145 131 Meanwhile, Barky hits 50 in Gallup.


Tell me again please who thinks this can be fixed.
They want it this way and this way it will be.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 17, 2015 09:18 PM (WNERA)

148 143 You know the morons read that and think"yeah baby,mother daughter action",right?

Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2015 09:18 PM (KETbL)

149 Insty has a link about how Botswana went from dirt poor to doing pretty well."

Oh great. If the Feds find out, they're harfed.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 09:18 PM (/jpU8)

150 Miss me?

Posted by: Hodding Carter III at February 17, 2015 09:18 PM (l3vZN)

151 144 Jay, it is ok. I will give you a statement necklace to pull you out...along with the roots of Harfie.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 09:16 PM (dMEBN)



You'd Harf for me? Gee, thanks!


I could claim I was practicing strategic barreling. Would that fly?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 09:18 PM (oKE6c)

152 So CLT schools closed again Wed because? Maybe Black Ice. These people simply don't want to work. The streets are completely clear.



Transplanted Yankees must be shaking their heads

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 09:19 PM (0FSuD)

153 143...I think you met my former co-worker who had to prove to the world her smexyness after her husband left her. This then translated to her two daughters who she was proud to swap clothing with. Oh...and she married her former brother in law...her husband's brother (divorced as well). How weird would those family dinners be? I digress from mocking Harf and Psnarki.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 09:19 PM (dMEBN)

154 With enough speed you can be through the barrel and back before anyone knows you were gone.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 17, 2015 09:19 PM (WNERA)

155 Remember the outrage Obama expressed over acts of Islamic barbarism?"

Sure. Remember how we found out that O'bumbles really isn't a closet Moslem or even a Moslem sympathizer?

Good times, that.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 09:20 PM (/jpU8)

156 Here's an interesting thing..., or not. When conducting a Bing search for "Marie Harf bio", the third returned item is "Jan Psaki - Wikipedia'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 09:20 PM (l1zOH)

157 Anyone hear from Vic? I guess he never got power back on?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 09:20 PM (0FSuD)

158 Looks like Ace is on fire today.

I had to bail out early and try and replace hinges on an oven door.

I cannot get the ckufing thing back together correctly.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2015 09:20 PM (oFCZn)

159
Maria is just a harf riot

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 17, 2015 09:20 PM (bWFHa)

160 Basically every time I'm at the mall I see 12-15 year old girls dressed like hookers. Cheap hookers. It's all I can do not to grab them and haul them into a store and buy them a freaking sweater. I used to wonder how the hell their mothers let them out like that. Then one day I realized that the super trashy older sister who was waaaaay too old to have her saggy tits hanging out of her shirt like that was the mother. All became clear.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 09:16 PM

Where is this mall, exactly? Just asking.

Posted by: otho at February 17, 2015 09:20 PM (tBSrv)

161 AtC, your podcasts are a lot of fun. Good info and perspective. And funny.

I ROTFLOL when you said you were the fluffiest, bunniest person you would ever meet.

*Runs away -- Serpentine*
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 17, 2015 09:14 PM (u82oZ)



I am! Seriously!

I don't know why everyone doubts me on this. The worst was when I mentioned this to Mommy and she laughed in my face.

That was hurtful.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 09:21 PM (IrByp)

162 153 143...I think you met my former co-worker who had to prove to the world her smexyness after her husband left her. This then translated to her two daughters who she was proud to swap clothing with. Oh...and she married her former brother in law...her husband's brother (divorced as well). How weird would those family dinners be? I digress from mocking Harf and Psnarki.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 09:19 PM (dMEBN)




At Thanksgiving dinners the cops are probably sitting in their cars outside with the engines idling.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 09:21 PM (oKE6c)

163 >>> I ROTFLOL when you said you were the fluffiest, bunniest person you would ever meet.

I object.

Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2015 09:21 PM (Ua6T/)

164 Psaki and Harf are a nightly punchline on Russian TV news shows - Russian TV loves to (accurately) present them as the official voices of the US government.

Posted by: USA! at February 17, 2015 09:22 PM (xnAyb)

165 That was hurtful.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 09:21 PM (IrByp)



And true.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 09:22 PM (GEICT)

166 'Random' acts of worldwide violence. Something to be concerned about...IF there were a pattern.

Posted by: The Hopeless and The Clueless at February 17, 2015 09:23 PM (7GI9v)

167 I vote Jay gets a pass on this one cuz general awesomeness.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 17, 2015 09:24 PM (XlFLJ)

168 Where is this mall, exactly? Just asking."

I nominate Tyson's Corner. For even more bling, er, "statement" wear, cross 123 to Tyson's two...

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 09:24 PM (/jpU8)

169
Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 09:19 PM (dMEBN)

Oh, if it's to be stories of asinine and immature families, I could spend the better part of the night just relating the idiotcracy of one of my cousins.

But I have better things to do.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 17, 2015 09:24 PM (bWFHa)

170 167
I vote Jay gets a pass on this one cuz general awesomeness.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 17, 2015 09:24 PM (XlFLJ)

I'll second that, AFTER he gets a good taste of the smell.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 09:25 PM (0FSuD)

171 Every time these idiots open their mouth, it just serves to signal to these fundamentalists that they still haven't delivered their intended message yet.



Posted by: Dave S. at February 17, 2015 09:03 PM (UvR6d)


History will not be kind to the Proggies and their dreams of a transnational socialist utopia. At some point, I think people are going to say "enough!" and demand serious leaders deal with the Islamic menace. The Leftists have gotten their post Pax-Americana world and events are spinning out of their control.


Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 17, 2015 09:25 PM (8+0sF)

172 167 I vote Jay gets a pass on this one cuz general awesomeness.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 17, 2015 09:24 PM (XlFLJ)



Much obliged, OG Celtic-American!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 09:25 PM (oKE6c)

173 After harfing yesterday, I accidentally got some psaki under my fingernail when wiping.

Posted by: Eromero at February 17, 2015 09:25 PM (go5uR)

174 50 shades (and smells) of harfy pscharge...

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 17, 2015 09:26 PM (XlFLJ)

175 I'll second that, AFTER he gets a good taste of the smell.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 09:25 PM (0FSuD)




Thanks. I'll take a big hit off the barrel. I deserve it ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 09:26 PM (oKE6c)

176 And true.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 09:22 PM (GEICT)


http://bit.ly/1CNhaVu

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 09:26 PM (IrByp)

177 I cannot get the ckufing thing back together correctly.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February

I don't feel so alone anymore

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 09:27 PM (HHawz)

178 http://bit.ly/1CNhaVu


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!


Cute.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 09:27 PM (/jpU8)

179 I cannot get the ckufing thing back together correctly"

Hmm. My take is that you're hung up on the last word in your statement.

I find that large power tools can fix most anything - at least once.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 09:28 PM (/jpU8)

180 176 Not the sad eyes. Oh no.


Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 17, 2015 09:29 PM (u82oZ)

181 "Psaki and Harf are a nightly punchline on Russian TV news shows - Russian TV loves to (accurately) present them as the official voices of the US government."

BTW, Russian TV news (which I am currently watching) is denouncing Latvia for refusing to allow shipment of privately purchased "humanitarian" aid to the Russian-controlled part of Ukraine.

Time to open a new front, Comrades!

Posted by: Strategic Patience! at February 17, 2015 09:29 PM (xnAyb)

182 http://bit.ly/1CNhaVu
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 09:26 PM (IrByp)



Uh huh.

We've done 5 podcasts. I believe "fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou" has been directed at during AT LEAST 3 of them.

We will not even speak of the texts, emails and phone calls full of profanity.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 09:30 PM (GEICT)

183 152 CLT schools, sounds it out phonetically, wonders.

Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade at February 17, 2015 09:30 PM (cmBvC)

184 History will not be kind to the Proggies and their
dreams of a transnational socialist utopia. At some point, I think
people are going to say "enough!" and demand serious leaders deal with
the Islamic menace. The Leftists have gotten their post Pax-Americana
world and events are spinning out of their control.







Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 17, 2015 09:25 PM (8+0sF)


I'm a pessimist, so I think they are probably going to keep winning and everything that is good is going to fall by the wayside.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 17, 2015 09:30 PM (8zCR+)

185 I only hope when the isloons get their hairy paws on a nuke there will be a righteous work place accident. Harf will probably want them to have workman's comp due to poor training and no wonder they are frustrated as they need more time to build their nuke. This is the state dept today.

I was reading a book based on fiction, as that is my escape from the reality of my soon-to-be homelessness if husband keeps on marching West without my finding a home. Anyway, the book is Nowhere Else On Earth by Josephine Humphreys and has been good. Based on Indians living in NC during Civil War and the caste system of the time. Anyway, the Union, bless their hearts, tried to bomb a Reb fort, Fort Fisher (this was their first try, the second time blew them to smithereens). It was night and they disguised one of their boats as a blockade runner, lit the fuse, and it blew ten times stronger than they thought and killed their own men. The Rebs? Thought it was thunder, went back to sleep, and realized they won a battle the next day. For some reason I like this, evil Redneck Queen that I am. So I hope the entire bunch of camel jocks are Wylie Coyote when the time comes to light the big one. Dam them. I guess I will give up cussin and weeping for Lent. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 09:30 PM (dMEBN)

186 Jen, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Zombie Dan Akroyd at February 17, 2015 09:30 PM (cL79m)

187 179 I cannot get the ckufing thing back together correctly"

Hmm. My take is that you're hung up on the last word in your statement.

I find that large power tools can fix most anything - at least once.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 09:28 PM (/jpU


And normally I would agree, but this is a device that could potentially cause flames in the house.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2015 09:31 PM (oFCZn)

188 Uh huh.

We've done 5 podcasts. I believe "fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou" has been directed at during AT LEAST 3 of them.

We will not even speak of the texts, emails and phone calls full of profanity.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 09:30 PM (GEICT)



I maintain my position that, in person, I am the fluffiest bunniest, least intimidating person evah.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 09:31 PM (IrByp)

189 We could all send letters with prestigious, fake names to the presidents of JP & MH's colleges, mocking their education.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 17, 2015 09:31 PM (u82oZ)

190 Some people say you should eat Psaki on Fat Tuesday.

I'll take my chances at the ISIS barbershop.

Posted by: Roy at February 17, 2015 09:32 PM (fWLrt)

191 "I'm a pessimist, so I think they are probably going to keep winning and everything that is good is going to fall by the wayside"

Or, as Heinlein put it, "Bad Luck"

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 09:32 PM (/jpU8)

192 I maintain my position that, in person, I am the fluffiest bunniest, least intimidating person evan.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 09:31 PM (IrByp)



And, having met you several times, my reasoned, calculated, scientific opinion is...BULLSHIT

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 09:32 PM (GEICT)

193 A BFH will fix anything.

Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade at February 17, 2015 09:33 PM (cmBvC)

194 @183

CLT=Charlotte

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 09:33 PM (0FSuD)

195 Feminism is all about women being pathetic.

Abortion is the ultimate example.

They literally tell women "you can't succeed unless you kill your children."

That's why they hate Sarah Palin so much. Maybe killing kids 1-3 for that HR gig wasn't actually necessary after all.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 09:33 PM (MYCIw)

196 Ewok sez "But watching the two of them, between Harf and Psaki, I actually think that Harf might be -- get this -- the smart one."

I wouldn't say Harf is the smart one. She might be smarter than Psaki, but that's a mighty low bar to clear.

Posted by: butch at February 17, 2015 09:33 PM (HLx1C)

197 Fashionable.

Posted by: Mongerel at February 17, 2015 09:34 PM (YqWfw)

198 has anyone actually seen the two together? what if they are the same guy?

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 17, 2015 09:34 PM (XlFLJ)

199

please please do not equate me with those two

if you have to resort to "you are only saying that because I am a girl" you've already lost

if you act like its inconsequential it will be

part of being a professional and an adult is enduring criticism. Even learning from it

a mark of immaturity is the unwillingness or inability to do so

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 09:34 PM (zOTsN)

200 History will not be kind to the Proggies...
-------------------

You misunderstand..., they will be the ones to write the history.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 09:35 PM (l1zOH)

201 I wouldn't say Harf is the smart one. She might be smarter than Psaki, but that's a mighty low bar to clear.

Posted by: butch at February 17, 2015 09:33 PM (HLx1C)


Psaki'sintelligence is lower than a snake full of buckshot.

Not at all iro..I say ironically, Harf's intelligence is that snake full of buckshot.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 17, 2015 09:35 PM (cL79m)

202 And, having met you several times, my reasoned, calculated, scientific opinion is...BULLSHIT
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 09:32 PM (GEICT)



Meeeaaannn.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 09:35 PM (IrByp)

203 Ewok sez "But watching the two of them, between Harf and Psaki, I actually think that Harf might be -- get this -- the smart one."
-------

The smart one (Moe) is missing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 09:36 PM (l1zOH)

204 Isn't "Harf" when you throw up in your mouth? That would clear things up.

Posted by: Badda Bng at February 17, 2015 09:36 PM (hSal7)

205 And normally I would agree, but this is a device that could potentially cause flames in the house"

Nah, just keep a bucket of sand handy. That, or cook outside more often...

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 09:36 PM (/jpU8)

206 Meeeaaannn.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 09:35 PM (IrByp)



Truuuueeee

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 09:36 PM (GEICT)

207 You misunderstand..., they will be the ones to write the history.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 09:35 PM (l1zOH)


You assume they can write in more than 140 characters. More likely they'll have to do tells.

Posted by: steveegg at February 17, 2015 09:36 PM (cL79m)

208 if you underestimate me because I am a woman, and that has happened once or twice, it just makes it easier to roll over you

and as for Harf's arguments being too complex and too sophisticated and too nuanced

well

then she is a very very poor communicator, and that is her sole job

you had one job Harf

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 09:37 PM (zOTsN)

209 And normally I would agree, but this is a device that could potentially cause flames in the house.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

Live a little, take a walk on the wild side.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 09:37 PM (HHawz)

210 We criticize the King of Jordan and the President of Egypt who have actually done something to fight ISIS. I hate obama and his minions. They have done real damage not just to the US but to the entire free world.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 17, 2015 09:37 PM (iQIUe)

211 83
These State Dept spokeswomen make me think of the Manson family girls.
Posted by: profligatewaste at February 17, 2015 09:01 PM (R3JkO)


Dude.

Posted by: Charlie at February 17, 2015 09:37 PM (q1BtP)

212 I really want to know how much these idiots get paid by us

Posted by: Chelsea Danger at February 17, 2015 09:38 PM (SZWTt)

213 "And, having met you several times, my reasoned, calculated, scientific opinion is...BULLSHIT"
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 09:32 PM (GEICT)

The Raptors attached to many a Horde Ass say otherwise ...LMAO!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 09:38 PM (16bOT)

214 I like how she said she "didn't read" the criticism of her statements when she spent all day on twitter defending her stupid comments.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 09:39 PM (MYCIw)

215 I am the fluffiest bunniest, least intimidating person evah.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 09:31 PM (IrByp)


That's what Sir Bors thought...

Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at February 17, 2015 09:39 PM (0Ew3K)

216 I can only conclude that it must be damn near impossible to fire a vagina once they are in the system

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 09:39 PM (zOTsN)

217 Her whole job is to communicate. She can't just blithely turn around and blame the listener when she had failed

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 09:40 PM (zOTsN)

218 The Russians view Jen Psaki with complete respect, Comrades!

(From Russian TV New Year's show...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN8iFnBiFVU

Posted by: Strategic Patience! at February 17, 2015 09:40 PM (xnAyb)

219 216 I can only conclude that it must be damn near impossible to fire a vagina once they are in the system

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 09:39 PM (zOTsN)


tru dat!

Posted by: Lib Vajayjay at February 17, 2015 09:41 PM (hSal7)

220 AtC: "Give them a sword, they fight for a day. Hand me the sword and I turn a Hobby into a Profession."

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 09:42 PM (16bOT)

221 I am the fluffiest bunniest, least intimidating person evah. "

Scares me!

Posted by: Jimmeh the Peanut Farmer at February 17, 2015 09:42 PM (/jpU8)

222
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 09:12 PM (oKE6c)

Funniest segue ever!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 17, 2015 09:42 PM (bWFHa)

223 Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 09:24 PM (/jpU

Just don't all asleep behind the wheel of your Rolls.

*but I beat that rap...

Posted by: Fred Davis at February 17, 2015 09:42 PM (OjnNr)

224 I actually think that Harf might be -- get this -- the smart one.

It's hard to tell, but Psaki may have the better rack.

Posted by: typical disgusting Moron at February 17, 2015 09:42 PM (gN8Q5)

225 Her whole job is to communicate. She can't just blithely turn around and blame the listener when she had failed

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 09:40 PM (zOTsN)


Why not? It's what Communists do best...right before executing them.

Posted by: steveegg at February 17, 2015 09:42 PM (cL79m)

226 These two are somewhat symbolic of living "Newspeak".

They are so purposefully DUMB, it actually makes it hard to get any meaning out of their press briefings. And this is on purpose.

The State Dept. has so deliberately made this so dumb as to make their policies and statements incomprehensible.

As the years go by, I expect this to recognized as a 'political' stroke of genius, to make people become so bored with government and what their message is, that they deliberately start to ignore this.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at February 17, 2015 09:43 PM (+1T7c)

227 I can only conclude that it must be damn near impossible to fire a vagina once they are in the system"

Yes. And that's pretty much it.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 09:43 PM (/jpU8)

228 then she is a very very poor communicator, and that is her sole job

you had one job Harf


again, no sympathy for Harfburger, but you could dig up Cicero, Demosthenes and Churchill and they couldn't articulate a clear explanation of the Regime's foreign policy.

some turds cannot be polished.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 17, 2015 09:44 PM (7RXcs)

229 History will not be kind to the Proggies...

-------------------



You misunderstand..., they will be the ones to write the history.


Yes, they will write it to their benefit, no matter how wrong it is.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 17, 2015 09:44 PM (8zCR+)

230 Hart and Psaki walk into a bar

The bartender says ' sorry you're not allowed in here unless accompanied by your parents'

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 17, 2015 09:44 PM (iRZl4)

231 "They are so purposefully DUMB, it actually makes it hard to get any meaning out of their press briefings. And this is on purpose. "

I think they should wear bikinis to the briefings. We're already 98% Idiocracy. Might as well go all in.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 09:45 PM (MYCIw)

232 if you are forced to face polishing a turd and feel you are not up to the task then you should quit in protest

she is a true believer

she does not believe she is polishing a turd. She was an analyst. She may well have produced the turd

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 09:46 PM (zOTsN)

233 Just don't all asleep behind the wheel of your Rolls."

Heh.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 09:46 PM (/jpU8)

234 Reporters in the room laughed out loud.

Were they laughing at her, or the millions of LIVs they hoodwinked into voting for this clown?

Posted by: Jax Jaguars at February 17, 2015 09:46 PM (c056A)

235 Hadith Harf and Jihad Jen studied with Bahgdad Bob...

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 17, 2015 09:46 PM (XlFLJ)

236 What is she wearing around her neck? Hippo boogers?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 17, 2015 09:46 PM (ucDmr)

237 Even Heinlein at his most pessimistic would not believe our government now.

OBSF Year of the Jackpot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 17, 2015 09:47 PM (u82oZ)

238 test ...

Posted by: rich@gmu at February 17, 2015 09:47 PM (OjnNr)

239 The "child version of men" is a charitable description of what these women are.

That pretty much describes every liberal, doesn't it?

Posted by: Jax Jaguars at February 17, 2015 09:47 PM (c056A)

240 Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vermont would be a better spokeswoman than this duo.

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at February 17, 2015 09:47 PM (Moh0M)

241 I would imagine a conversation (convo they would say) would go like this:

Jen: Ok, Marie, I have five minutes. What is so important that you have to interrupt me and my stylist and colorist. It is incredibly difficult to choose colors for my skin tone and hair. Can't you see? Image. (Your frumpy glasses and that grey angora sweater, well, you need more help than Hillary..who has to be being played, in more ways than one, by Huma with those pantsuits. Frump is only the beginning of her problem). Ok, go!

Marie...abashed, worries about her roots and root causes and square roots and whatever is rooting in her rooster): Look, Jen, this is getting out of hand with reporters wanting verbage on the ISIL youth. Are they terrorists or what? I mean, they are beheading daily, not one, but Coptic Christians on beaches and threatening Rome! Rome! Catholics! Vatican! This is scary stuff.

Jen: Oh, Marie, you ignorant slut. Just read the talking points valjar sent you. None of it matters, what does it matter now? It is FOX. Blame FOX like the DOJ. It is sematics. (Thinks...hmm. semen. Is that derived from sematics? Where is my thesaurus. Where is my statement necklace that look like tourquoise sperm?). Oh for hell's sake, Marie! Do you wan this job or not? Throws hairbrush. Has tantrum. Does her frog tongue thing and alarms Marie.

Marie: Ok. Got it. Walks shamefully back to cubicle and cleans ginormous glasses and wonders if she should try contact lenses. But! Allergies! Wonders if it is the angora. (Which is RABBIT hair. Why not just knit a sweater from her cat? Oh wait, this is Christy thinking out loud).

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 09:48 PM (dMEBN)

242 how about this

perhaps the State department likes using them BECAUSE they can claim sexism when faced with the hard questions

they might be reasoning reporters might be more aggressive with a man than with the doublemint twins

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 09:48 PM (zOTsN)

243 Instead of a desk and an administrative assistant, Psaki and Harf apparently need to be outfitted with arm floats, traffic cones, helmets, sponge mats, and Nerf armor to face the public.

Good Lord! are we headed by Frick and Frack wanabees from top to bottom in this clownshow of an Administration. It institutionally populates the ranks with the entire spectrum from grossly incompetent to wholly malignant. And Head Idiot, with whom we must endure another 21 months possesses both.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 17, 2015 09:48 PM (1CroS)

244 The main problem with both Jen & Marie is they repeat talking points without understanding the underlying reasoning. Whether they are even capable of understanding that reasoning (IMO they aren't) is even germane -- they are ignorant enough to go out there and presume to speak on topics of which they have no understanding.
It's Common Core politics.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 17, 2015 09:48 PM (HY8rq)

245 and to make everyone else more sad Harf was at the CIA at the start of her career.

Posted by: rich@gmu at February 17, 2015 09:49 PM (OjnNr)

246 We're living in damn serious times, and these are the spokespeople for the Diplomats of our country.

The future will look back at us and scoff with disgust. We can only hope to end up as Rome, and not Carthage.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 17, 2015 09:49 PM (XmOA9)

247 Yes, they will write it to their benefit, no matter how wrong it is."

Can't really agree with that - these people are incredibly temporal (relating to time) ignorant. Nothing happened prior to their existence, and nothing will exist after they are gone.

"History" is a bizarre concept, unfairly favoring white males for now...

Yes, they're that stupid.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 09:49 PM (/jpU8)

248 Cognitive Dissonance has never been more applicable than it is now.

College Professor: "2+2 = 5."

Student: "That's just not true."

College Professor: "Report to the Dean's Camp."

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 09:50 PM (16bOT)

249 they are, in fact, perfect representatives of the administration

they too, are the story of Obama

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 09:51 PM (zOTsN)

250 These two are somewhat symbolic of living "Newspeak".

They are so purposefully DUMB, it actually makes it hard to get any meaning out of their press briefings. And this is on purpose.

The State Dept. has so deliberately made this so dumb as to make their policies and statements incomprehensible.

As the years go by, I expect this to recognized as a 'political' stroke of genius, to make people become so bored with government and what their message is, that they deliberately start to ignore this.


Spot. Freakin. On.

It's almost like a hypnosis. The sheeple are being trained to expect their gov't to be completely unaccountable, 100% ineffective and incoherent.

"I'm hearing nice words....stuff like "actively engaged"...and "deeply concerned", but the problems aren't going away. I know they care, because they tell me."
- sheep

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 17, 2015 09:51 PM (7RXcs)

251 I think they should wear bikinis to the briefings. We're already 98% Idiocracy. Might as well go all in.
Posted by: Lauren

It's not just the Idiocracy. It's just so offensibly dumb that people will find it to be something to be ignored. And paying attention to just how bankrupt our foreign policy is affect us all.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at February 17, 2015 09:51 PM (+1T7c)

252 Psaki got some expert fashion advice from a noted celebrity regarding the large format neckwear. See the pic at this link:

http://tinyurl.com/n5hdl7w

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 17, 2015 09:51 PM (NeFrd)

253 No kidding, Rich. They were really scraping the bottom of the barrel. Around here, that means a lot.

Posted by: no good deed at February 17, 2015 09:51 PM (5ZMRa)

254 What?! Who are you calling a bimbo?! How dare you!!

Posted by: Bimbo at February 17, 2015 09:51 PM (q1BtP)

255 It's Common Core politics.

Posted by: Dancing Queen
This a thousand times.

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at February 17, 2015 09:51 PM (Moh0M)

256 #241,
You give them too much credit. Trust me on this - these people are completely unable to even comprehend alternative viewpoints, to the level that their masters need not even issue commands...
They WANT to be like this.

Disgusting, no?

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 09:53 PM (/jpU8)

257 Eight six seven five three O nine, I got your number on the wall.

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at February 17, 2015 09:53 PM (Moh0M)

258 next they will claim they were raped at the breifing

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 09:53 PM (zOTsN)

259 "What?! Who are you calling a bimbo?! How dare you!!"
-Posted by: Bimbo at February 17, 2015 09:51 PM (q1BtP)

...Slut-Walk to follow. You know...

...as a "protest".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 09:53 PM (16bOT)

260 I maintain my position that, in person, I am the fluffiest bunniest, least intimidating person evah.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 09:31 PM (IrByp)


Since you are Edna Mode, no you are not. She may be only knee-high, but quite intimidating.

Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2015 09:54 PM (zt+N6)

261 Being a Leftist means never having to say you are sorry for hundreds of millions of corpses.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 17, 2015 09:54 PM (8zCR+)

262 Posted by: no good deed at February 17, 2015 09:51 PM (5ZMRa) -

the wiki of her bio didn't give a time frame for when she was a ME analyst (most likely from 2005 or so) but she was able to leverage that to get a paid position in the Obama Campaign ... and the rest is history.

Posted by: rich@gmu at February 17, 2015 09:54 PM (OjnNr)

263 This is what you get when you have a couple of chicks that can't concentrate on their jobs because their silk Japanese bondage ropes and Hitachi Magic Wands arrived today and they're already mentally at home, tied up helplessly, ball gagged while trying to recreate their own 50 shades of grey.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 17, 2015 09:54 PM (AC0lD)

264 This thread is starting to get Psaki. I'm ready to harf.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 17, 2015 09:54 PM (ucDmr)

265 " They were really scraping the bottom of the barrel. Around here"


Well, Jen, Marie, and, Barry were sorority sisters. He felt he kinda owed them.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2015 09:54 PM (ppMMH)

266
245 and to make everyone else more sad Harf was at the CIA at the start of her career.
Posted by: rich@gmu at February 17, 2015 09:49 PM (OjnNr)


Hers were the legs poking put from under analysts' desks and she was the source of the loud humming sound in their rooms...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 17, 2015 09:55 PM (bWFHa)

267 Harf was at the CIA at the start of her career. "

Not a surprise in the least.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 09:55 PM (/jpU8)

268 After the campaign on the Matanikau, we offered Ichiki's guys jobs in the mess hall back at Henderson Field.

They refused. Fuck 'em. Edson took care of them.

Posted by: Lewis B. Puller, MGEN, USMC, Badass Zombie at February 17, 2015 09:55 PM (atn2V)

269 in their idiom, being asked any sort of non prescreened question is "press rape."

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 17, 2015 09:56 PM (XlFLJ)

270 She claimed to be an analyst for the CIA but I just googled "Marie Harf Salary" when someone wondered what we pay her, and an old CIA ad popped up that listed her as a "spokesperson".

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 09:57 PM (MYCIw)

271 247
Can't really agree with that - these people are incredibly temporal (relating to time) ignorant. Nothing happened prior to their existence, and nothing will exist after they are gone.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 09:49 PM (/jpU



They seem to be on the right track for that.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2015 09:57 PM (sdi6R)

272 61 Condi vs. these two if laughable. Condi would kick both their asses.
*****

Damn straight. It would be nice to actually hear one of these administration people talk and not think that they must be the dumbest one yet.

Posted by: Lea - Sorry make that Miss Leaette at February 17, 2015 09:57 PM (vmMMi)

273 Bush said,
"First, let me make it very clear,
poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be
not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."


Harf, as the sock-puppet for the administration says, "We can work with countries around the world to help improve
their governance. We can help them build their economies so they can
have job opportunities for these people."


Clearly this administration feels that being poor makes one a killer.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2015 09:58 PM (t//F+)

274 Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 09:55 PM (/jpU -

in my professional life I've seem to have made a few wrong turns ...

Posted by: rich@gmu at February 17, 2015 09:58 PM (OjnNr)

275
270 She claimed to be an analyst for the CIA but I just googled "Marie Harf Salary" when someone wondered what we pay her, and an old CIA ad popped up that listed her as a "spokesperson".




Yeah, she went from analyst to spokesperson at the CIA. There was a thread here some time back that looked into her history. I tried to find it today but didn't have much luck. I think we may have determined that she was incompetent as an analyst so she was moved to spokesperson, so her intelligence analysis wouldn't get anyone killed.

Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2015 09:59 PM (zt+N6)

276 what these ivy league azz.oles know fo sho is if we dont create some jobs and light rail soon this climate change is gonna get us kilt!

Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at February 17, 2015 09:59 PM (kHv/o)

277 218
The Russians view Jen Psaki with complete respect, Comrades!



(From Russian TV New Year's show...)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN8iFnBiFVU

Posted by: Strategic Patience! at February 17, 2015 09:40 PM (xnAyb)

-----
Now I'm binge watching all these youtubes of the Russian shows mocking her.

Posted by: Dave S. at February 17, 2015 09:59 PM (UvR6d)

278 Zero Shades of Gray Matter: starring Marie Barf and Jen Psucky.

Posted by: # at February 17, 2015 10:00 PM (BKaug)

279 in my professional life I've seem to have made a few wrong turns ..."

I've made more than a "few". Things have turned out ok, though. At least I don't' have to deal with much in DC anymore.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 10:00 PM (/jpU8)

280 Not being able to "create" jobs in the U.S.A. = Should be able to create jobs for terrorists.

...neatly Harfed.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 10:00 PM (16bOT)

281 Now I'm binge watching all these youtubes of the Russian shows mocking her."

Just tune to "RT" news shows. They mock well.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 10:02 PM (/jpU8)

282 Just watched my guilty pleasure, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Every one of those bimbos has a higher intellect than the two evil ginger twits working for the Muslim Sympathizer-in-Chief.

Plus, they dress fabulously and their homes are to die for. But I digress.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 10:02 PM (FsuaD)

283 Ummmm....is there where the job fair's being held?

Posted by: ISIL carrying a decapitated Coptic head at February 17, 2015 10:03 PM (wCQHZ)

284 ...and she married her former brother in law...her husband's brother (divorced as well). How weird would those family dinners be?

====

awkward

Posted by: Oedipus at February 17, 2015 10:03 PM (cQMsB)

285 I just noticed the other day, that Josh Earnest actually bears a physical resemblance to Joe Isuzu.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 10:03 PM (l1zOH)

286 This is what speaks for the State Dept. these days?

I knew they were desperate, but two wind up blow-up dolls?

The featherheadedness, it burns. I resign from the female side of the human race. I want no association with these idiots.

Posted by: Nancy at February 17, 2015 10:03 PM (iQoIE)

287 You guys who think Psaki and Harf are hittable are truly sick.


And that's why I adore you all.

Posted by: LASue at February 17, 2015 10:03 PM (8Ljms)

288 275 Yeah, she went from analyst to spokesperson at the CIA. There was a thread here some time back that looked into her history. I tried to find it today but didn't have much luck. I think we may have determined that she was incompetent as an analyst so she was moved to spokesperson, so her intelligence analysis wouldn't get anyone killed.

Considering how seldom the CIA needs to actually speak, it appears that Ms. Harf was promoted out of the perfect job for her.

Posted by: Splunge at February 17, 2015 10:04 PM (qyomX)

289 So. This just happened.

https://twitter.com/brithume/status/567883990406799361


For those that cannot read it, or who don't want to go to the twitters, Brit Hume just put out the following:

People mocking Joe Biden for his creepy nuzzling should understand that Joe Biden cannot be embarrassed.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 10:04 PM (IrByp)

290 Wait...one of the twits is a ginger and one is a blonde? Hard to tell the two idiots apart.

Last words a mother wants to hear from her son:

"Mom, I'd like you to meet my fiancee, Marie Harf."

Shovel. Lime. Assembly required.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 10:04 PM (FsuaD)

291 Stop harfing on my psaki. Should be a bumper sticker but no one but those who watch FOX would know who these people are.

It is laughable that those who don't watch FOX or read are the stupid ones. Yet the Ivy League students, paid by parent's trust funds or second mortgages, have no idea who these two are or who the Secretary of State is.

I want to slap everyone right now. This is good! A better mood than weeping over homeless state of future and husband who is driving me insane. I love him and am too old to get rid of him. But he better knock it off about changing plans every nanosecond. It is a pity the house I wanted was owned by insane people or this would be done! I would be sort of normal again! But NOOOOOOOOOOO.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 10:05 PM (dMEBN)

292 People mocking Joe Biden for his creepy nuzzling should understand that Joe Biden cannot be embarrassed."

Exactly! They WANT to be this way!

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 10:06 PM (/jpU8)

293 The former chief political commentator for the UK newspaper the Daily Telegraph has resigned after claiming to have discovered that advertisers held immense power over the newspaper's editorial division.
http://politi.co/19uqxys

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2015 08:55 PM

WTF, did he sober up for a day?

He oughta try theo US, where they only take Obama's dick out of their mouths to pass it on to the next one.

Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2015 10:06 PM (o/90i)

294 Best part of this thread was the snark from the ettes. Who else would have thought to mention, or even notice, Harf's "roots?" And "statement necklace?" Never saw those two words together before this thread. Great stuff.

Posted by: Splunge at February 17, 2015 10:06 PM (qyomX)

295 "...and she married her former brother in law...her husband's brother (divorced as well). How weird would those family dinners be? "

She must really, really like her mother in law.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 10:06 PM (MYCIw)

296 I still say, there's a gardening opening at the White House for some poor, underemployed ISIS kid.

And Barry needs a new "body man" (whatever the f*ck that is).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 10:06 PM (FsuaD)

297 That is true. I don't think any of our current crop of politicians is capable of feeling embarrassment. Neither do they know humility.

Posted by: no good deed at February 17, 2015 10:07 PM (5ZMRa)

298 Oh, and Condi actually is a sorority woman. These two.. Let's just say that rush would not go well for them.

Posted by: LASue at February 17, 2015 10:07 PM (8Ljms)

299 And Barry needs a new "body man"

Oh really? What am I, chopped...

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 17, 2015 10:07 PM (/jpU8)

300 "Just watched my guilty pleasure, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Every one of those bimbos has a higher intellect than the two evil ginger twits working for the Muslim Sympathizer-in-Chief.
Plus, they dress fabulously and their homes are to die for. But I digress.
"
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 10:02 PM (FsuaD)

Even with that qualifier, I cannot reconcile your posts with that habit. I even quit listening to Jim Rome after Sept. 11th.

I guess I must compare it to my enjoyment of brussels sprouts while my distaste of mushrooms continues.

Oh... I am also a smoker.

Forget it.
-I get it now!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 10:08 PM (16bOT)

301 The infuriating thing is Sarah Palin was made a laughingstock and run out of politics over something she didn't even say and these two will probably bounce around from prog think tank to prog think tank until they land a job in the next dem administration or become the policy person for some senator.

What an unfair and scary world we inhabit.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 17, 2015 10:08 PM (DDFkt)

302 "You guys who think Psaki and Harf are hittable are truly sick."


I've never found either the least bit attractive. I guess I'm running with the wrong blog crowd.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2015 10:08 PM (ppMMH)

303 You misunderstand..., they will be the ones to write the history.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 09:35 PM

How did that saying go...he who controls the present controls the past, he who controls the past controls the future.

Was that Orwell?

Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2015 10:08 PM (o/90i)

304 297 That is true. I don't think any of our current crop of politicians is capable of feeling embarrassment. Neither do they know humility.

Oh, honey, I dispensed with those things long ago, when I had my face frozen. Botox? That's for amateurs. Liquid Nitrogen.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 17, 2015 10:09 PM (qyomX)

305 I would like to fill-up Marie's split-infinitive, if you know what I mean

Posted by: Sheriff Joe at February 17, 2015 10:09 PM (kFxpe)

306

My friends, we have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House.

Posted by: John McCain at February 17, 2015 10:09 PM (kFxpe)

307 ". Let's just say that rush would not go well for them.'

Well, there's always Tri Delt *ducks*

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 10:09 PM (MYCIw)

308 claiming to have discovered that advertisers held immense power over the newspaper's editorial division. "

And in other news, I now claim to have discovered that liquid water can indeed "freeze" into a solid, and that dog bites man.

In other words, no s, Sherlock.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 10:10 PM (/jpU8)

309 "You guys who think Psaki and Harf are hittable are truly sick."


I'd hit them.

Posted by: Ike T at February 17, 2015 10:10 PM (q1BtP)

310 I can't imagine any moron here would touch either one of those twits with a ten foot pole.

Unless it was upside one, or both, of their pin heads.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 10:10 PM (FsuaD)

311 302: Me either. I refer to them as the skid mark twins. No personal hygien allowed.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 17, 2015 10:10 PM (ucDmr)

312 you know the anonymous stars on the floor of the entryway into the main CIA building? 30 those are Harf's...

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 17, 2015 10:10 PM (XlFLJ)

313 And Barry needs a new "body man" (whatever the f*ck that is).
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Buy my book! http://tinyurl.com/lb4pwfa

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 17, 2015 10:10 PM (l1zOH)

314 311 302: Me either. I refer to them as the skid mark twins. No personal hygien allowed.

They seem clean and articulate to me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 17, 2015 10:11 PM (qyomX)

315 but two wind up blow-up dolls?"

Blech. I'd expect better looking from artificial...

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 10:11 PM (/jpU8)

316 Islamic State isn't Islamic, and no right-wing Islamaphobia is going to make it so.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 17, 2015 10:11 PM (8zCR+)

317 Psaki and Harf... Didn't I green-light this as a misfit cop comedy in '78???

Posted by: Brandon Tartikoff at February 17, 2015 10:11 PM (kFxpe)

318 314: No doubt about it for you monkey boy.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 17, 2015 10:12 PM (ucDmr)

319 I'd hit them.
Posted by: Ike T
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Aaaaand that's why I frequent this dive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 10:12 PM (l1zOH)

320 >>People mocking Joe Biden for his creepy nuzzling should understand that Joe Biden cannot be embarrassed.


There should be a pool for the actual day Joe is standing at one of these photo ops and casually pulls out little Joe and starts fapping away. The guy is brain damaged.

Posted by: Aviator at February 17, 2015 10:12 PM (3rrMW)

321 Well, there's always Tri Delt"

Tri Lam!

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 10:12 PM (/jpU8)

322 "I've never found either the least bit attractive. I guess I'm running with the wrong blog crowd."
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2015 10:08 PM (ppMMH)

I've never found a reason to "Use that Ass" as a Pleasure-Center. I've seen it as an unnecessary "Act of Dominance".

I now understand that particular perversion.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 10:12 PM (16bOT)

323 One can never have enough body men.

Posted by: barry soetoro at February 17, 2015 10:13 PM (tBSrv)

324 you know the anonymous stars on the floor of the entryway into the main CIA building? 30 those are Harf's...

=======

"she keeps trying to press her hands into the floor..."

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2015 10:13 PM (Cq0oW)

325 I'd hit them."

Same here.


Wait, we are talking about my V 10 Turbodiesel, correct?

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 10:13 PM (/jpU8)

326 Jobs the Obama administration could provide to poor, under-employed ISIS boys:

Skii instructors

Gardeners

Body Man/Men

Wait Staff

Drivers

Hair Stylists

Sec Def staffers

DoD staffers

Caretakers for Joe Biden

That's all I've got for now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 10:13 PM (FsuaD)

327 So...it's 10:22. The wife is passed out asleep. (sick) Dodgeball is on tv. And I'm hear talking to you Morons.

Whaddya say we cause some fucking problems?!?!?!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 10:14 PM (GEICT)

328 The guy is brain damaged.
Posted by: Aviator
----------------

Imagine, Obama picked Biden for his foreign policy experience.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 10:14 PM (l1zOH)

329 @Lauren, 295...she likes to brag that she only dated one man before her husband. Her first husband. Then she dated his brother in secret. We figure her daughters introduce him as "Uncle-Daddy." I don't (oh, hail, yes I do) it is weird.

I also know someone who married her first cousin. So I am really an expert on this odd subject. Not so much on finding the right house after being in this one for twenty years.

My neurotic husband wants me to stop typing. I am putting Visine in his coffee tomorrow to start the party. I figure I will titrate slowly and see what happens. His eyes will be clear, right?

Thank you morons for the excellent harfing snark tonight. I needed this. May the force be with you and not a psaki gyo you had that had gone bad. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 10:14 PM (dMEBN)

330 I'm thinking of casting Marie Harf in a musical interpretation of 'Legally Blonde'

Posted by: Bob Fosse at February 17, 2015 10:14 PM (kFxpe)

331 326: One more, Mooch fluffer.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 17, 2015 10:15 PM (ucDmr)

332 ..."Whaddya say we cause some fucking problems?!?!?!"
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 10:14 PM (GEICT)

Right or wrong... The Designated Hitter is here to stay.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 10:15 PM (16bOT)

333 http://bit.ly/1CNhaVu

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 09:26 PM (IrByp)

My first reaction was ..."awww, cutest puppeh ever"

My second and disturbing thought was that AtC and BC will do a National Lampoon style; "If you don't listen to our podcast, we'll shoot this dog"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 17, 2015 10:15 PM (GrXXa)

334 I HATE LEFTARDS, PROGS, AND DONKS!

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 17, 2015 10:15 PM (iQIUe)

335 That's all I've got for now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Van drivers..., or National Security Advisers, same difference.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 10:15 PM (l1zOH)

336
Whaddya say we cause some fucking problems?!?!?!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 10:14 PM (GEICT)


Yessssssss!

(husband is stuck in a motel in middle GA tonight)


Let's do this!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 10:15 PM (FsuaD)

337 Whaddya say we cause some fucking problems?!?!?!"

It's 12.7 fvcking degrees outside. Knock yourself out...

heh.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 10:15 PM (/jpU8)

338
Can anyone tell me what trouser snake means? That message came from a charter member of the Ace of Spades posting club, telling me to ride the trouser snake and shut the hell up!

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 10:16 PM (P330y)

339 Hit them? I would like to make a sandwich of them.

Posted by: Dr. Lecter at February 17, 2015 10:16 PM (kFxpe)

340 "I've never found a reason to "Use that Ass" as a Pleasure-Center. I've seen it as an unnecessary "Act of Dominance".



I now understand that particular perversion."




I'm not sure I know what the means, Slap.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2015 10:16 PM (ppMMH)

341 *sips beer and waits*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 10:16 PM (16bOT)

342 Right or wrong... The Designated Hitter is here to stay.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 10:15 PM (16bOT)



BULLSHIT HALF ASS CLUSTERFUCK OF A REAL MAN'S SPORT

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 10:16 PM (GEICT)

343 People mocking Joe Biden for his creepy nuzzling should understand that Joe Biden cannot be embarrassed."
Exactly! They WANT to be this way!
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 10:06 PM

If Jill is as smart as they portray, she should be reaming his azz about now over that creepy hair sniffing. But then, Jill md the paste eater, so maybe Dr Jill just ain't that smart.

Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2015 10:16 PM (o/90i)

344 326 Jobs the Obama administration could provide to poor, under-employed ISIS boys:

Goat breeders for the new White House Lawn goat herd.

Posted by: Splunge at February 17, 2015 10:16 PM (qyomX)

345 "I'm not sure I know what the means, Slap."
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2015 10:16 PM (ppMMH)

If you do not know, then your best approach is to "Tread Lightly".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 10:17 PM (16bOT)

346 My second and disturbing thought was that AtC and BC will do a National Lampoon style; "If you don't listen to our podcast, we'll shoot this dog"
Posted by: kbdabear at February 17, 2015 10:15 PM (GrXXa)



*looks around frantically*

*Shouts/Whispers into his mic*

Abort Plan A! Abort Plan A!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 10:18 PM (GEICT)

347 are we talking that ice and broom thing again?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2015 10:18 PM (Cq0oW)

348 "BULLSHIT HALF ASS CLUSTERFUCK OF A REAL MAN'S SPORT"
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 10:16 PM (GEICT)

*sips beer*

...heh.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 10:18 PM (16bOT)

349 I'd like once for a news anchor to answer Psaki's babbling spin with ..

"Jan, you ignorant slut!"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 17, 2015 10:18 PM (GrXXa)

350 My second and disturbing thought was that AtC and BC will do a National Lampoon style; "If you don't listen to our podcast, we'll shoot this dog"
Posted by: kbdabear
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Cover

http://tinyurl.com/oc49qkn

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 10:18 PM (l1zOH)

351 she likes to brag that she only dated one man before her husband."

and by "date" she meant what, exactly? First/second/third base or "more than a one night stand"?

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 10:18 PM (/jpU8)

352 I certain hope my 72 virgins are better than Marie and Jen

Posted by: Achmed at February 17, 2015 10:19 PM (kFxpe)

353 That is the best Magazine Cover of All-Time.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 10:19 PM (16bOT)

354 "Van drivers..., or National Security Advisers, same difference."


Oh boy. At least van drivers have to show up on time, have some paperwork, a few facts, leave the right packages, and, if, they fcuk up, pay for it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2015 10:19 PM (ppMMH)

355 Imagine, Obama picked Biden for his foreign policy experience.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 10:14 PM (l1zOH)


Because Biden had experience in foreign policy, it didn't matter that that experience was almost always wrong.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 17, 2015 10:19 PM (8zCR+)

356 I would like to make a sandwich of them."

Here's a nice Chianti, Dr.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 10:20 PM (/jpU8)

357 Imma thinking of writing a soft pron novel.

Titles I'm working on:

"The VP Sniffed My Hair..."

"Don't Stop Joe, Don't!!!"

"Fifty Shades of Grey Plugs"

annnd I'm all out of ideas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 10:20 PM (FsuaD)

358 "If you do not know, then your best approach is to "Tread Lightly"."



Ahhh. Shades of Walter White.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2015 10:20 PM (ppMMH)

359 i only drank one tequila before i switched to scotch permanently so i can totes understand the date thing

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2015 10:21 PM (Cq0oW)

360 357: Chunnel you?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 17, 2015 10:21 PM (ucDmr)

361 Marie Harf's voice is sooo annoying...I'm convinced this feature was part of their job search.

Can't you just hear them? You know, when they were looking at prospective spokesweasels...

"Yeah, she's pretty good, but her voice isn't annoying enough."

And then, when they listened to Harf: "We have a winner!"

Posted by: wheatie at February 17, 2015 10:21 PM (IAa7O)

362 Because Biden had experience in foreign policy"

Ahem. Shopping at a 7-11 hardly qualifies as foreign policy experience. Except, of course, in this cluster, er, admin.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 10:22 PM (/jpU8)

363 I got vodka.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2015 10:22 PM (oFCZn)

364 What brand, Dack?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 10:23 PM (GEICT)

365 More pron ideas:

"Slap My Ass And Call Me Joey"

"Marie's Cooter: Deep Insidery Stuff"

"Body Man: The Things I Had To Do"






Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 10:23 PM (FsuaD)

366 Ok, one other typing frenzy to irritate husband...imagine a room with Jen, Marie and Caroline Kennedy...and that dame that looks like a Kennedy but is some type of ambassador in the UN. Just as vapid but not as duh as Caroline. Throw in the grey pearl Rice. Much posturing and factoid yammering of talking points. Then enters Baroque I, held by the leash of valjar. Giggling and tittering and the sizzle of polyester pantsuits as legs cross. I mean..what do women (or men) see in this pencil neck with a facial mole? I don't get it.

Now you may harf.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 10:23 PM (dMEBN)

367 "annnd I'm all out of ideas."



"Just three letters: F-Y-U-K.....?"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2015 10:23 PM (ppMMH)

368 >>Because Biden had experience in foreign policy, it didn't matter that that experience was almost always wrong.




Posted by: cm9000

Hey! Where do you get that "almost"?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 17, 2015 10:24 PM (3rrMW)

369 I got vodka. "

Tito's?

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 10:24 PM (/jpU8)

370 357 Imma thinking of writing a soft pron novel.
Titles I'm working on:
"The VP Sniffed My Hair..."
"Don't Stop Joe, Don't!!!"
"Fifty Shades of Grey Plugs"


"The Bulge Behind Me"

"One Heartbeat Away, One Hand On My Thigh"

Posted by: Splunge at February 17, 2015 10:24 PM (qyomX)

371 "Harf me? Harf YOU!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2015 10:24 PM (ppMMH)

372 Yeah, they are both brainless pathetic drones. Thats why they are perfect spokstardsfor this retarded, juvenile administration.

Posted by: maddogg at February 17, 2015 10:24 PM (peoni)

373 Biden has gravitas and experience in foreign policy, experience of being almost always wrong.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 17, 2015 10:24 PM (8zCR+)

374 "I've got a little present in my Psaki"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2015 10:25 PM (ppMMH)

375 338: if you put the trouser snake in your mouth, you will get all the pearls to make a necklace you could possibly want!

Posted by: ZZ Top at February 17, 2015 10:25 PM (20X6f)

376 I don't get it. "

ah, neither did I. Perhaps it's my determined sobriety this PM...

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 10:25 PM (/jpU8)

377 "Imma thinking of writing a soft pron novel.
Titles I'm working on:
-"The VP Sniffed My Hair..."
-"Don't Stop Joe, Don't!!!"
-"Fifty Shades of Grey Plugs"
...annnd I'm all out of ideas.
"
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 10:20 PM (FsuaD)

"Hymentown" -Jesse Jackson
"Tax Dat Ass" -Al Sharpton
"Take Washington... Heyaaaaagh! -Howard Dean


Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 10:25 PM (16bOT)

378 373 Biden has gravitas and experience in foreign policy, experience of being almost always wrong.
Posted by: cm9000 at February 17, 2015 10:24 PM (8zCR+)


Be nice if he learned from his mistakes but noooooooooooo. Repeats the first 6 months of policy 101 over and over.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 17, 2015 10:26 PM (WNERA)

379 I know like a million Somali taxi drivers! They all look the same!

Posted by: Joey Biden at February 17, 2015 10:26 PM (FsuaD)

380 Yeah, they are both brainless pathetic drones. Thats why they are perfect spokstardsfor this retarded, juvenile administration.
Posted by: maddogg
------------------

Susan Rice - f*cking U.S National Security Advisor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 10:26 PM (l1zOH)

381 I've got a little present in my Psaki"

Have you considered medical attention then? Or perhaps a coffee enema to alleviate that situation?

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 10:26 PM (/jpU8)

382 Marie and Jen. Trading sorority stories. Vaping. Over mai tais.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 17, 2015 10:27 PM (XlFLJ)

383 Stupid would be several steps up for these two. In fact, they need to go play in the rubber room with Joey Biden

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2015 10:27 PM (3UGBQ)

384 "Susan Rice - f*cking U.S National Security Advisor."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 10:26 PM (l1zOH)

Second look at Banning Drones?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 10:28 PM (16bOT)

385 "Hold My Beer And Watch Me Tap That Ass!" (a hilarious look at Joe Biden's love of the female form)

"Let's Cuddle" (an insight into the deep bond of Obama and Reggie Love)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 10:28 PM (FsuaD)

386 You know what's weird about ISIS's goal to bring about the end of the world? I'm not talking about the horrible things about it, like all the killing they're doing in pursuit of this goal.

I'm just talking about the odd thing that this says about Islam, in a logical sense.

Muslims apparently believe that men can bend Allah to their will.

Think about it.

This is why bullets coated in pork lard are a deterrent to jihadists. By rendering them unclean as they die, infidels can prevent them from going to Paradise.

It's also why Iran employs men to rape women who've been condemned to death. Even if that woman has led an exemplary life apart from whatever sin she may or may not have actually committed, they believe they can force Allah to send her to Hell, anyway, by raping her, regardless of how Allah may feel about her.

And the monsters of ISIS seem to believe that they can force Allah to bring on the end of the world. "Well, I wasn't quite ready to end the world just yet, but if you guys really want it that badly, I suppose I have no choice but to do as you wish."

Jihadists actually seem to believe God is subservient to man.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 17, 2015 10:28 PM (5pg79)

387 I just though "hmm, wonder if Cracked has anything worth reading, it's been a while."

Why yes, yes it does. "How to be a muslim apologist in 5 easy steps" or as they titled it "bizarre realities of Life at the edge of Gaza."

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 10:29 PM (MYCIw)

388 "Or perhaps a coffee enema to alleviate that situation?"


Wrong Psaki, you see.


Maybe you should consider a drink.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2015 10:29 PM (ppMMH)

389 Power Forward!

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 17, 2015 10:29 PM (l1zOH)

390 I don't know why everyone doubts me on this. The worst was when I mentioned this to Mommy and she laughed in my face.
That was hurtful.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 09:21 PM

That reminds me of the time I was w/ my in-laws and wife after grandma-in-laws funeral. SIL said she was promoted for her "people skills" and they all burst out laughing.

Granted she's an irritating bitch, but I did feel bad for her for a brief moment. Gotta love family.

Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2015 10:29 PM (o/90i)

391 "50 Shades of Grope"

"Frozen in Horror -- A Love Story"

"You Can't Squirm Away From Love"

Posted by: Splunge at February 17, 2015 10:30 PM (qyomX)

392 Butt Buddy's: Joe Biden's awakening.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 17, 2015 10:30 PM (ucDmr)

393 An hour and 20 minutes left of drinking. I finished that red wine bottle with my steak, maybe some white and more chocolate?



Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 10:31 PM (0FSuD)

394 Okay, the big race scene is heating up in "Ben Hur."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2015 10:31 PM (ppMMH)

395
It is such a strange coincidence that my my wife named her boobs harf and psaki.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 17, 2015 10:31 PM (ODxAs)

396 your wife has 2 left boobs?

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 17, 2015 10:32 PM (XlFLJ)

397 Maybe you should consider a drink"

Heck, I've more than considered a few this PM. Not really working that well though...

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 10:32 PM (/jpU8)

398 Okay, the big race scene is heating up in "Ben Hur."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
--------------------

Love those spinner hubcaps.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 10:32 PM (l1zOH)

399 BULLSHIT HALF ASS CLUSTERFUCK OF A REAL MAN'S SPORT

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 10:16 PM (GEICT)

Uh.... who's going to be the one to break it to BC when MLB puts in a 25 second clock for pitches?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 17, 2015 10:32 PM (GrXXa)

400 393 An hour and 20 minutes left of drinking. I finished that red wine bottle with my steak, maybe some white and more chocolate?



Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 10:31 PM (0FSuD)







Ever consider giving up lent for lent?

Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 17, 2015 10:32 PM (WNERA)

401 Isn't it cute how we can all laugh while our country/the world goes down the toilet?

In a million years, as a young girl, I would have never envisioned my country being run by a Marxist, wimpy, sympathizer of our enemies. It is beyond the pale.

If my parents were still alive, this administration would be killing them.

I'm glad we have this blog, where we can mock, laugh, and band together.

At least for now.

/rant

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 10:32 PM (FsuaD)

402 Okay, the big race scene is heating up in "Ben Hur."

Meh. Let us know when the volcano scene kicks in...

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 10:33 PM (/jpU8)

403 Isn't it cute how we can all laugh while our country/the world goes down the toilet? "

Laughing beats the alternative...

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 10:33 PM (/jpU8)

404 Isn't it cute how we can all laugh while our country/the world goes down the toilet?
-----------------

It's a low-grade hysteria. Often exhibited by those experiencing trauma.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 10:34 PM (l1zOH)

405 it's okay Jane, we'll all be in the same camp. And probably in the same shower.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 17, 2015 10:34 PM (XlFLJ)

406 Butt Buddy's: Joe Biden's awakening.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 17, 2015 10:30 PM (ucDmr)


Joey's got a butt buddy. Maybe that's why Barry picked him to be his VP because they've got something in common

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2015 10:34 PM (3UGBQ)

407 "Uh.... who's going to be the one to break it to BC when MLB puts in a 25 second clock for pitches?"
-Posted by: kbdabear at February 17, 2015 10:32 PM (GrXXa)

I will ...lol. I see that coming, as well. I don't necessarily like it, but it will be implemented in the Minor Leagues.

...AA, last I've seen.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 10:34 PM (16bOT)

408 And probably in the same shower."

Here, catch the soap...

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 10:35 PM (/jpU8)

409 You know what girls don't do enough of lately? Ride bicycles on a hot day.


Posted by: Joe Biden at February 17, 2015 10:35 PM (GrXXa)

410 Watching Italian Americans on PBS. I know, I know. But really fuckin bizarre.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 17, 2015 10:35 PM (ucDmr)

411 "Love those spinner hubcaps."


They are some nice rims.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2015 10:35 PM (ppMMH)

412 Okay, the big race scene is heating up in "Ben Hur."
--------------------

Little known fact: Brian Dennehy plays that large structure in the center of the track.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 10:35 PM (l1zOH)

413 Harf had the ass to get some action college.

Psaki has a great rack but never wore anything flattering.

Both are gonna have to soften a bit if they want to fill Diane Sawyers shoes someday.

Posted by: Sorority President at February 17, 2015 10:35 PM (l0lja)

414 Uh.... who's going to be the one to break it to BC when MLB puts in a 25 second clock for pitches?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 17, 2015 10:32 PM (GrXXa)




Grrrrrrrrrr...........

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 10:35 PM (GEICT)

415 They are some nice rims.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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24's, at least.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 10:36 PM (l1zOH)

416 If Hillary announces as one of her platforms to fire Harf, and Psaki, in the first 24 hours of her Presidency, I would think about it hard.

Posted by: Picric at February 17, 2015 10:36 PM (QnQ+g)

417 Condi vs. these two if laughable. Condi would kick both their asses.

Posted by: HugoStiglitz

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While playing piano.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 08:59 PM
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Well.

Posted by: To Be Clear at February 17, 2015 10:36 PM (5Ddo5)

418 Can't wait to see what fresh hell awaits us tomorrow. Yay!

Haven't heard a word from my prog sister since Christmas, when we gave her several hundred dollars because she was complaining she couldn't pay her bills.

Would it be too much to ask the stupid, self-centered bitch to send my husband a birthday card this weekend? She ignored D'oh Boy's b-day, and always ignores mine.

Gah. F*cking Obama-worshiping nitwit.

(I'm in a mood, in case no one's noticed.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 10:36 PM (FsuaD)

419 Great, a 4x increase in admission of Syrian refugees. That'll work out just great, I'm sure.

Does this admin ever actually do anything that is in America's interest?

Posted by: Splunge at February 17, 2015 10:37 PM (qyomX)

420 407

I would argue this isn't basketball where they used to stall when ahead.

If they were concerned about the speed of the game the replay would still be in the suggestion box.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 17, 2015 10:37 PM (WNERA)

421 "Granted she's an irritating bitch, but I did feel bad for her for a brief moment. Gotta love family. "

Ok, here's my favorite crazy family member story.

My husband's grandmother is crazy. I think now she may be actually crazy, but she's always been on the edge. Anyway, my husband has a cousin who was married at the time to a woman who makes Harf look like a genius. Not only was this idiot and idiot, she was also just a terrible person all around.

So Granny was sitting around with us all at a family get together and the cousin's wife comes over and says something like "Oh man, I know when this baby comes things are going to be really hard."

Granny looks at her dead in the eye and says "Oh, Clarissa, it's not like you take care of the children you already have."
and then turns around and walks away.


Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 10:37 PM (MYCIw)

422
Okay, the big race scene is heating up in "Ben Hur."

I love the ending after the race when he's on the beach and realizes he's home and damns the Democrats for ruining the planet earth...

Posted by: Yip at February 17, 2015 10:37 PM (84SRe)

423 "Grrrrrrrrrr..........."
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 10:35 PM (GEICT)

The idiots want MOAR OFFENSE! Start by keeping the Human Rain Delays in the f***ing Batters' Box!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 10:37 PM (16bOT)

424 #417: With sweetness, even!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 17, 2015 10:37 PM (5pg79)

425 "hard"

I'll take "words never associated with Hildabeast for $100, Alex"

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 17, 2015 10:38 PM (/jpU8)

426
WW III has already started, folks. The enemy is gobbling up vast swaths of territory and does not intend to stop until everyone else is dead or enslaved. While the western "leaders" play with themselves and pretend things are being managed. Sound like a familiar scenerio? How did that work out?

Posted by: maddogg at February 17, 2015 10:38 PM (peoni)

427 I will ...lol. I see that coming, as well. I don't necessarily like it, but it will be implemented in the Minor Leagues.

...AA, last I've seen.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 10:34 PM (16bOT)



Could be wrong, but I thought I saw where they were going to do it on a trial basis during Spring Training.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 10:38 PM (GEICT)

428 416 If Hillary announces as one of her platforms to fire Harf, and Psaki, in the first 24 hours of her Presidency, I would think about it hard.

Oh, no. I hope one of them is facing the press corps every day as her Press Secretary. If she actually gets elected, we'll need all the levity we can get.

Posted by: Splunge at February 17, 2015 10:38 PM (qyomX)

429 "Laughing beats the alternative..."


Yeah, just gotta enjoy what ya can while you can. Think a little about the aftermath. What pieces can be picked up and put back together. Etc...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2015 10:38 PM (ppMMH)

430 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 10:32 PM (FsuaD)

Silly girl! Do you not know that resistance is futile and information will be dea
lt with?!!

Posted by: Schvinehart Gernst at February 17, 2015 10:39 PM (XYKz+)

431 "Could be wrong, but I thought I saw where they were going to do it on a trial basis during Spring Training."
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 10:38 PM (GEICT)

I'd heard that, as well. I'm not sure, however.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 10:39 PM (16bOT)

432 Hillary! could always make Chelsea her press secretary.

Imagine how that would go.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 10:39 PM (FsuaD)

433 416 If Hillary announces as one of her platforms to fire Harf, and Psaki, in the first 24 hours of her Presidency, I would think about it hard.
Posted by: Picric at February 17, 2015 10:36 PM (QnQ+g)


And then she replaces them with Huma...

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2015 10:39 PM (sdi6R)

434 "Little known fact: Brian Dennehy plays that large structure in the center of the track."


Hahahahaha.


Early "extra" role I assume.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2015 10:40 PM (ppMMH)

435 Balls meet wall How you doin?

Posted by: Schvinehart Gernst at February 17, 2015 10:40 PM (XYKz+)

436 432 Hillary! could always make Chelsea her press secretary.

Imagine how that would go.


It would be funny, but not ha-ha funny.

Posted by: Splunge at February 17, 2015 10:40 PM (qyomX)

437 How did that work out?"

Not so good for us.

Posted by: Nero's Fiddle Suppliers at February 17, 2015 10:40 PM (/jpU8)

438 Washington, DC needs an enema.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 10:40 PM (FsuaD)

439 The idiots want MOAR OFFENSE! Start by keeping the Human Rain Delays in the f***ing Batters' Box!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 10:37 PM (16bOT)


College ball is becoming a clusterfuck.

Couple years ago they screwed with the bats. Drop 3s only and changed the thickness on the walls. Deadened the hell out of the bats.

Now they've decided that went too far, so they've changed how the balls are going to be constructed. "Live" balls to interject some offense back.

Yeah, keep tinkering away. ASSHOLES.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 10:40 PM (GEICT)

440 ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 10:41 PM (16bOT)

441 What pieces can be picked up and put back together. Etc..."

Exactly so.

Posted by: Nero's Fiddle Suppliers at February 17, 2015 10:41 PM (/jpU8)

442 "Yeah, keep tinkering away. ASSHOLES."

But...but...but...balance!

Posted by: MLB at February 17, 2015 10:42 PM (MYCIw)

443 so Marie, Jen and Susan get sewn together in the end. What do you call it?

The human scruntapillar.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 17, 2015 10:42 PM (XlFLJ)

444 I also know someone who married her first cousin. So
I am really an expert on this odd subject.



Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 10:14 PM (dMEBN)


Mentioned previously: you know what demographic is big on consanguineous marriages? Yup, our friends, the Muslims. Papers listed on PubMed cite a consanguineous marriage incidence of from 25 up to 60% in Muslim countries. (http://tinyurl.com/l46rlqd) I almost fell out of the chair when I read that.

Explains a lot, doesn't it?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 10:42 PM (oKE6c)

445 "Yeah, keep tinkering away. ASSHOLES."
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 10:40 PM (GEICT)

LOL! "Who did we piss off today?"

...Love You, Brother!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 10:42 PM (16bOT)

446 MLB was concerned about losing fan interest because the games were averaging close to 4 hours, so they shrank the strike zone to cut down on walks. Now they're concerned about losing fan interest because last year was the lowest scoring year since the close of the Steroid Era

Selig's successor promises to equal Roger Goodell in commissioner incompetence. What was really a laugher is that he appointed Fred "Madoff Scandal" Wilpon, who lost a shitload of money so that the Mets now have to be run like the Tampa Rays as... get ready for it... "Head of the Finance Committee"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 17, 2015 10:43 PM (GrXXa)

447 Psacki has perfect qualifications for the Obama orgy: she's a ginger with big tits.

Posted by: Devan at February 17, 2015 10:43 PM (4VG17)

448 Nood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 17, 2015 10:43 PM (u82oZ)

449 Leave Marie and Jen alone.

If only I had access to better employment opportunities- prospects robbed from me by the greedy 1%- I would have been able to afford a decent beef steak.

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at February 17, 2015 10:44 PM (X9Mnx)

450 426 WW III has already started, folks. The enemy is gobbling up vast swaths of territory and does not intend to stop until everyone else is dead or enslaved.


Announcing the coining of another neologism: "Sudetenstan."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 10:45 PM (oKE6c)

451 447 Psacki has perfect qualifications for the Obama orgy: she's a ginger with big tits.

Posted by: Devan at February 17, 2015 10:43 PM (4VG17)



Objection! Presumes a fact not in evidence!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 10:45 PM (oKE6c)

452 "Selig's successor promises to equal Roger Goodell in commissioner incompetence. What was really a laugher is that he appointed Fred "Madoff Scandal" Wilpon, who lost a shitload of money so that the Mets now have to be run like the Tampa Rays as... get ready for it... "Head of the Finance Committee""
-Posted by: kbdabear at February 17, 2015 10:43 PM (GrXXa)

I can defend Selig on most things. I also can see how Wilpon fell for the "Every One of my Peers is Doing it"... sense of Human comprehension.

That appointment is entirely political, however.

Rewarding someone who has been taken by a shyster with such a position is baffling.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 10:50 PM (16bOT)

453 Ever consider giving up lent for lent?

Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 17, 2015 10:32 PM (WNERA)

Nope. I need to detox and lent does the trick. Also when I stop drinking I lose weight.

Win win. I also don't drunk order shit at night. ha ha

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 10:54 PM (0FSuD)

454 Wow 7.62 39 is half price of M855?


22 cents vs 44 cents

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 10:57 PM (0FSuD)

455 Breaking news: Isis upon crossing the Egyptian border immediately renamed all national monuments. Notably the sphinx from this day forth shall be known as the Stargate Sphincter Access Hole

Posted by: Schvinehart Gernst at February 17, 2015 11:02 PM (XYKz+)

456 Yes, we can kill every terrorist around the world, and yes, we should try.

No, Marie, jobs are not the answer when the question is people who won't assimilate and espouse a murderous philosophy that regards the end of the world as the preferred outcome.

The reason nuking Hiroshima and Nagasaki was effective was that it conveyed some simple ideas. Yes, we were willing to wipe Japan from the face of the earth, if that was required to secure a lasting peace. No, we would not sacrifice hundreds of young men to the effort, because we didn't have to thanks to our technological innovation. The Japanese leadership was willing to go down in flames if their was glory to be had but the A-bomb took that off the table.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2015 11:12 PM (IdCqF)

457 #456: A combination of nukes, and snipers protected by tanks and air support, could really do a lot in the way of stopping terrorism worldwide.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 17, 2015 11:51 PM (5pg79)

458 I said from the start that Psakhi and Harf are there for a specific reason: to claim discrimination if criticized, and to garner sympathy from young women if grilled too toughly on Obama's foreign policy failures.


Posted by: Adjoran at February 18, 2015 01:32 AM (QIQ6j)

459 Jen Psaki and Marie Harf Are Embarrassingly Uninformed Incompetent Hacks Who Encourage IS to Seize New Territories Just By Opening Their Giggly Mouths

My sentiment is that embarrassingly stupid spokespeople are basically a reflection of the mush-brained morons that hired them.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 18, 2015 04:12 AM (DXhp7)

460 It's called hiding in plain sight.

The WH babblers are merely there to give the appearance of stupidity and obliviousness. Both of the persons in question may indeed be idiots but that doesn't mean the people who choose them are. Obama and Jarrett have a plan and their plan is being obfuscated by the entertainment.

Either you believe that Obama and the top officials in the WH are blinded liberal ideologues which is palatable to most rational minds OR Obama and a small cadre of conspirators are fiendishly carrying out a plan to murder hundreds of thousands of people setting the M.E. on fire to achieve $200/barrel crude oil to make green energy cost parity.

Do you believe Obama's contention Climate Change is mankind's greatest threat or not? Either Obama is a fool OR Obama actually knows something is about to happen. Climate Change isn't what he told his followers, its not Global Warming, its the start of a new Ice Age. Pay no attention to Boston, nope, pay no attention to sub zero temps coming this week.

Posted by: dscott at February 18, 2015 09:43 AM (6OLzB)

461 We quit!

Nobody does live comedy better than that bespectacled Harf truffle. [Except for Super Creepy "Lemme clean out your ear with my tongue" Joe Biden.]

Posted by: SNL cast at February 18, 2015 12:25 PM (f72c/)

462 I love how they ignore how they, themselves, are viewed by ISIS.

How "nuanced" is ISIS's view on non-muslim women, again?

Posted by: RobM1981 at February 18, 2015 12:52 PM (zurJC)

463 Hmmm. This reminds me of my reaction to Sarah Palin. Yes, she was treated unfairly, but she didn't handle that very well. And "the establishment" didn't come to her defense, because Republicans want competence not excuses.

I'm not sure we shouldn't protect conservative women a little more than we do. But if we get the ones who can take a lick and keep on ticking then we will have a winner!

Posted by: petunia at February 18, 2015 03:01 PM (Ly0Gc)

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