aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
High Horse Alert: Man Asks Bus Passengers If They Are Muslims And When They Say No, He Stabs Them
Detroit man stabbed two people at a suburban bus stop after asking his victims whether or not they were Muslim, according to police. Federal authorities are now looking at the case as a potential hate crime, police said on Tuesday. Both of the victims were standing at the bus stop outside of Detroit with the suspect on Saturday, Southfield Police Chief Eric Hawkins said. Several people there "engaged in conversation" until the suspect, identified by Hawkins as 39-year-old Terrence Lavaron Thomas, "asked some of the folks there if they were Muslims." Two of them answered, the chief told The Post on Tuesday: They were not Muslims. “"Thomas] was not not happy with that answer," Hawkins said. Shortly after, "without provocation," Thomas pulled out a 3-inch folding knife "and attacked one of them," Hawkins said.Go f*** yourselves. We know that law is only used against White People so stick up your dishonest "we're considering it" lie up your assh***. Incidentally, the Washington Post's headline makes it sound as if a non-Mulsim is stabbing Muslims: Police: Man stabs two after asking if they are Muslim People objected to that deliberately-misleading headline, so they've changed it to a slightly different lie: Police: Muslim man stabs two after discussion about religious beliefs They did not have a "discussion about religious beliefs." He asked people if they were Muslim and, upon learning they were not, attacked them in accord with the teachings of his religion. They will continue lying to you, forever.
... Although authorities have not made a statement on the suspect's motive, Hawkins added that "we do know that he was not happy that [the victims] indicated that ... Hawkins added that the FBI has been contacted about the case, and are "looking at it as a potential hate crime" to determine whether federal charges are warranted.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: NCKate at February 17, 2015 05:14 PM (IQdyy)
Jeebus.
*rage headache*
Oh, look. It's after five. *heads to wet bar*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: NCKate at February 17, 2015 05:14 PM (IQdyy)
Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 05:14 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: naturalfake got a different bag at February 17, 2015 05:15 PM (0cMkb)
"Are you Muslim"
"No"
*pulls out knife*
*potential victim pulls out gun, shoots muslim*
Headline: Muslim shot after discussion on religion.
Posted by: Obama at February 17, 2015 05:15 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 05:16 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: nothing to see here at February 17, 2015 05:16 PM (yWYnW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:16 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 05:16 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 05:16 PM (kff5f)
Also, just sit back and relax. It makes the rapes to by so much quicker...
Posted by: Malmö Swedes at February 17, 2015 05:17 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: that guy that always asks "did he died?" at February 17, 2015 05:17 PM (6E2VN)
Posted by: Avi at February 17, 2015 05:17 PM (BuJwq)
Posted by: naturalfake got a different bag at February 17, 2015 05:15 PM (0cMkb)
Are you a god?
Posted by: Gozer the Gozarian at February 17, 2015 05:17 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Marie Arf at February 17, 2015 05:17 PM (yWYnW)
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at February 17, 2015 05:17 PM (i/pV+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (wt/Oq)
*BONG HIT*
Posted by: Pres. IGotThis at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (DMJw2)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (20Zla)
I'm sure that absent the hate filled crusaders in Detroit that he'll be a perfect neighbor.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (78TbK)
Oh, FFS.
How long do we have to pretend like there's any doubt about why Mohammedans commit this kind of violence?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Roy at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: The MSM at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: brak at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (Tj+s6)
This stabbing is just another form of gang violence.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 17, 2015 05:19 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Chinless Holder at February 17, 2015 05:19 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 17, 2015 05:19 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: The roost aint what it used to be at February 17, 2015 05:19 PM (7GI9v)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (20Zla)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (nzKvP)
Shit.
Posted by: A. Chester Cognomen, Borderline Old Guy at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (RwwCT)
___
I always answered potato and no one ever messed with Sheriff Joe.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: The MSM, Now with 20% More Objectivity at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (xo18g)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (0xTsz)
Oh, I bet it ticks of the terrorists when le preznit and co all say they are not part of isloon.
Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (dMEBN)
Posted by: SH at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (gmeXX)
You really don't see this scene:
"Are you Lutheran?"
"... No."
*stab*
You don't see this scene:
"Are you Jewish?"
"...No."
*stab*
You don't see this scene:
"Are you Hindu?"
"...No."
*stab*
Seriously, how long do we have to play "let's pretend?"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
It's almost like you you chose to live in the Eastern Time Zone for a reason.
Posted by: Aviator at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (3rrMW)
All we need is some honest reporting of events. Oh, wait...
Posted by: shredded chi at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (zeEqS)
Posted by: madamemayhem at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (WPm3x)
Well let me answer you this way: " Is this a Glock"? As you point your Glock at his nose
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (nzKvP)
this is amazing, how random they are
Posted by: The MSM at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (q+zA9)
Call him a lone wolf, and I'll bite yer ass!
Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (qh617)
Posted by: maddogg at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (xWW96)
___
And what sect of Islam are you part of?
Oh FFS just stab me already.
Posted by: Potential Stabee at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Ace at 05:12 PM
Well yeah,their religion condones it...it's called 'taqiyya'.
Lying to infidels is actually encouraged.
Posted by: wheatie at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (IAa7O)
*sigh*
Posted by: The MSM, Now with 20% More Objectivity at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (xo18g)<<<
Give me a minute...
Posted by: Brian Ross at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (yWYnW)
Mitt Romney said radical, violent Islamists pose a threat to Americans and others around the world. However, he said, "they take a very different view of Islam than the Muslims I know." He noted that he was raised in the Detroit area, which has a large Muslim population. "They are peace-loving and America-loving individuals. I believe that very sincerely. I believe people of the Islamic faith do not have to subscribe to the idea of radical, violent jihadism."
12/9/2011
And then he got stabbed -- and so did his magic dancing horsie.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 17, 2015 05:22 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:22 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 05:22 PM (dMEBN)
This thread should supply some amusing MUMR fodder.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 17, 2015 05:22 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Lutheran Militant at February 17, 2015 05:22 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 17, 2015 05:22 PM (TJCSB)
-Instead of a teardrop or other signifier, I affix another BUCKEYE! sticker to my helmet when I get home.
Suck it, Michigan.
This behavior is My Religion and you must cow to it. You will address me as "THEE" ColdBeer1 -or- "THEE" Slap.*
*Yes, we are suing that stupid TV show.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 05:23 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 17, 2015 05:23 PM (afQnV)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:23 PM (MMC8r)
They appear to be incapable of not lying. The public must therefore fire their collective asses.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at February 17, 2015 05:23 PM (HBAcW)
Posted by: Ms Arf, looking longingly at that high horse at February 17, 2015 05:23 PM (UO/26)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 17, 2015 05:23 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 17, 2015 05:24 PM (MYPM9)
Posted by: maddogg at February 17, 2015 05:24 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Marie Harf's Weird Red Sexface at February 17, 2015 05:24 PM (FHh8u)
"Are you a Muslim"?
Well let me answer you this way: " Is this a Glock"? As you point your Glock at his nose
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (nzKvP)
Heh. Good answer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:24 PM (FsuaD)
-----------
Protected by Magic Underwear, you can say many things.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2015 05:24 PM (xo18g)
"Are you muslim? Convert or die!"
"Hmm, interesting proposition. I have a counter offer. Allow me to introduce you to your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I brought this friendly rattler to help quicken your meeting!"
Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 05:25 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 05:25 PM (l1zOH)
We've all seen how this movie ends.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 17, 2015 05:25 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Careful on the high horse after you've had a few. Those bastards will let you fall off and then laugh about it all the way back to the stable.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2015 05:25 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 17, 2015 05:25 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 17, 2015 05:26 PM (2o6Wj)
Posted by: ReligiousScholar at February 17, 2015 05:26 PM (Fnyc2)
Posted by: Chef Boyardee at February 17, 2015 05:26 PM (FHh8u)
Posted by: maddogg at February 17, 2015 05:26 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 05:23 PM (16bOT)
I think the best part of the NFL season is watching dozens and dozens of pro football players mock Ohio.
Logan Mankins THE Fresno State University
Marshawn Lynch THE Oakland Technical High School
...and so on.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 17, 2015 05:26 PM (V+kmg)
http://tinyurl.com/krckvlj
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
--------------
Belay that..., not the same guy
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 05:26 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: SH at February 17, 2015 05:26 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at February 17, 2015 05:26 PM (KuU4f)
And its all pretty vague. Nobody knows what these people have said during this conversation that might have provoked the guy.
Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 17, 2015 05:27 PM (s0L/W)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:27 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Ms Arf, looking longingly at that high horse at February 17, 2015 05:27 PM (UO/26)
Posted by: Menito Bussolini at February 17, 2015 05:27 PM (j1tga)
Go back to DU, Kos, Salon, or wherever the hell you came from. The adults are talking here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Null at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (xjpRj)
That nannie goat was asking for it. Her hooves were in plain sight.
Posted by: Windy City Imam at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: SH at February 17, 2015 05:26 PM (gmeXX)
Hey, the sacramental wine has a very high alcohol content.
Jus' sayin'
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (V+kmg)
You really don't see this scene:
"Are you Lutheran?"
"... No."
*stab*
-----------------------
Reminds me of the "footage" that gets played in 'American Carol' with the nuns hijacking a bus.
Posted by: junior at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (UWFpX)
I think this might be the guy:
http://tinyurl.com/krckvlj
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 05:25 PM (l1zOH)
Nope.
This guy is responsible.
https://plus.google.com/u/0/110031535020051778989
Posted by: Chef Boyardee at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (FHh8u)
http://tinyurl.com/krckvlj
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Hmm, "Names / Aliases" "Harold, Tarrance, ... TEANGELO??? TEA-NGALO???!! Guys, we have our narrative! 'TEA PARTIER ON WILD MURDER SPREE'
Posted by: MSM Asshole at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (DMJw2)
-----------
They can still kill with a crockpot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (xo18g)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (20Zla)
so stick up your dishonest "we're considering it" lie up your assh***.
Whoa there pilgrim. IIRC there are more non-white hate crime prosecutions than white possibly even more than the disproportion in crimes against whites.
Plus the whole prosecutorial sp? kitchen sink approach.
Posted by: DaveA at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (DL2i+)
Not to mention it makes certain crimes worse based on the creed, religion, mo of those involved.
Should a family who lost their husband because he was pulling a late shift at the tasty-freeze and did not hand over the cash quickly enough to a robber not expect as swift and sure a justice as a guy who was shot by a racist because he was black. Both men lost their lives just as unjustly.
It is exactly the same (only differing by degree) from expecting crimes against noblemen to be punished more severely than punishment against peasants.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (wt/Oq)
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 05:29 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: 13times at February 17, 2015 05:29 PM (WHVu+)
"They will continue lying to you, forever."
......................
And to your kids and grandkids. And to your grave, which makes you really want to become a zombie and kick some ass.
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2015 05:29 PM (wAQA5)
http://tinyurl.com/krckvlj
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 05:25 PM (l1zOH)
Hmmmm....lemme see.
Low sloping forehead, prehensile tail, lack of an opposable thumb.
Yeah. Probably.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 17, 2015 05:29 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: weew at February 17, 2015 05:30 PM (0tmLY)
pro killing EVERYONE who isn't their flavor muslim
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 05:30 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Eric Holder's Department of Social Justice at February 17, 2015 05:30 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: SH at February 17, 2015 05:30 PM (gmeXX)
Did he also ask if anyone was Jewish?
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at February 17, 2015 05:30 PM (IrByp)
Pukes all of them.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 17, 2015 05:31 PM (M/dnV)
It is funny. That's what happens when something becomes "A Thing".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 05:31 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 05:25 PM (MYCIw)
_________________________
Let me know if you need some snakes for that, because I can round up some rattlers from my yard real quick.
Posted by: AZ moron at February 17, 2015 05:31 PM (Fnyc2)
Posted by: Aviator at February 17, 2015 05:32 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:32 PM (MMC8r)
they WILL kill you first
you know that right
and as for what they said to "trigger" him?
what would be suffficent in your eyes
I would say DIAF but then they are already doing that to people like you
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 05:32 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: NCKate at February 17, 2015 05:14 PM (IQdyy)"
I think Michigan is like very many other states: Take away the largest city and it's probably all right.
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 17, 2015 05:32 PM (2o6Wj)
Nowadays I'd be even more afraid, at least in California. There's CCW where I live now.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at February 17, 2015 05:32 PM (Opyrm)
Southfield Police Chief Eric Hawkins said "The suspect asked them (victims) if they were Muslim. And when they replied that they were not, ... apparently he tried to convince them that they should be Muslim."
You know, if he would have just added, "or I'll stab you in the head", he might have gotten a couple of converts.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 17, 2015 05:33 PM (kdS6q)
Do I smell like a goat? Yes, she is my gf, and no you cannot share. And, no, I do not worship a rock, so stab me.
Do I look like I want to return to centuries past and hide in a burka? (Granted I need to hide in a burka from weeping, but whatever). I guess just stab me.*
*It is a pity I cannot fit a machete in my travel bag if this is what the world is coming to.
Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 05:33 PM (dMEBN)
Posted by: SH at February 17, 2015 05:34 PM (gmeXX)
I'm itching to start stabbing people I like. Ok, technically it's fumbling walleye so they get spined.
Posted by: DaveA at February 17, 2015 05:34 PM (DL2i+)
So it's Obama's fault!
Posted by: PJ at February 17, 2015 05:34 PM (cHuNI)
I was once asked by a large black man if I was Jewish. Just out of the
blue, on public transportation out in California. It was pretty damn
disturbing to me then, but all I did was back away from him and keep an
eye on him, making sure he got off the train first.
Nowadays I'd be even more afraid, at least in California. There's CCW where I live now.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at February 17, 2015 05:32 PM (Opyrm)
Pretty sure that is racist.
Posted by: Eric Holder at February 17, 2015 05:34 PM (FHh8u)
Posted by: Ace
Ah, but will we listen?
It is true that:
a. The MSM is controlled by America-hating leftists;
b. They will lie and lie and lie to us with no end in sight.
c. They will never ever voluntarily give up control of the MSM.
HOWEVER, what they can't control is how many people pay attention to those lies.
The "mainstream" part of "mainstream media" has been becoming less and less true with every passing year since 1992 (i.e. since the World Wide Web arrived and the media overtly pimped for Clinton -- coincidentally in the same year).
Eventually, if the trends continue, the number of people who get their news from the MSM will drop to below 10% - -at which point it will be a fringe source.
The problem, however =, remains that the MSM still has some control over the zeitgeist - -i.e. determining what we even talk about (although they can't control what we say about any topic).
So, because of the MSM, we yap yap yap about gay marriage or racism, even though those are peripheral unimportant issues.
We must constantly corrode their influence.
Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2015 05:34 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 17, 2015 05:33 PM (kdS6q)
Well, let's face it, that is the normal way of "encouraging" converts to
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 17, 2015 05:35 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 17, 2015 05:35 PM (TJCSB)
Pretty sure that is racist.
Posted by: Eric Holder at February 17, 2015 05:34 PM (FHh8u)
Oh and congrats on your graduation from former nuke.
Posted by: Eric Holder at February 17, 2015 05:35 PM (FHh8u)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 17, 2015 05:36 PM (TJCSB)
You know they kill atheists, too, right?
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:36 PM (MMC8r)
Ha, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have to look to hard to find some around here either.
Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 05:36 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: FDR's Television at February 17, 2015 05:36 PM (ne2fm)
Posted by: fast eddie felson at February 17, 2015 05:36 PM (6E2VN)
Posted by: Amway Rep at February 17, 2015 05:36 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:37 PM (FsuaD)
I think this might be the guy:
http://tinyurl.com/krckvlj
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Nope. This guy is responsible.
https://plus.google.com/u/0/110031535020051778989
Posted by: Chef Boyardee
Found him.
http://tinyurl.com/pzz7jcj
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 17, 2015 05:37 PM (kdS6q)
And as long as millions of people watch television, the advertisers can continue to fund the news media as a "loss leader."
Posted by: Null at February 17, 2015 05:37 PM (xjpRj)
Do you like redundant praise choruses in which people have to stand up for 20 minutes before the worship services begins?
Yes
STAB
Other than that I'm a fairly peaceful person. ;^)
Yes, that was a joke-NSA. I have never actually stabbed anyone or wanted to, but people playing let's pretend about Islam and being cowardly about not saying that JEWS were killed in Paris or that CHRISTIANS were beheaded by ISIS does make me a bit irritable.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2015 05:37 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: AZ moron at February 17, 2015 05:31 PM (Fnyc2
-------------------
Not such a hot idea.
Posted by: Zombie Steve Irwin at February 17, 2015 05:37 PM (HBAcW)
Posted by: DaveA at February 17, 2015 05:37 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: t-bird at February 17, 2015 05:38 PM (j37Ud)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 17, 2015 05:38 PM (WGm5T)
Posted by: Your Local Herbalife Representative at February 17, 2015 05:38 PM (xo18g)
Easy to transport, fling one on muzzie, stroll away, whistling.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:39 PM (FsuaD)
-
Shortly after I married, My ultra liberal sister and her ultra liberal husband met my wife's family for the first time. The big thing in the news then was the OJ trial. My BIL expressed the opinion that OJ had too much to lose and would never have done it and besides it would be too difficult for one man armed with only a knife to kill two people. My father-in-aw, who was born in Kentucky during the Depression and held a certain view regarding people of color, responded, "I don't know. N*****rs are good with a knife."
My wife almost died of embarrassment.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 05:39 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Billy Jack at February 17, 2015 05:39 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at February 17, 2015 05:39 PM (Y92Nd)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 17, 2015 05:39 PM (KH1sk)
possible case of on your way to workplace violence
Posted by: kj at February 17, 2015 05:40 PM (lKyWE)
Flint and Detroit. They ruin the state. And then there's Benton Harbor, which is West Detroit/North Gary. If not for MSU and the seat of government, Lansing would probably be another shithole with closed GM plants.
Grand Rapids, Muskegon, and everything north of St. Johns is really nice. And there's the UP.
Yoopers should secede and re-open their iron and copper mines.
Posted by: weew at February 17, 2015 05:40 PM (0tmLY)
Isn't that some shit the JEF said?
Alrighty then. Say "hi" to my friend Mr. Glock.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:41 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 17, 2015 05:41 PM (1Y+hH)
you think just like dear Kayla
remember her
they gave her away for a terrorist to fuck
and then they killed her
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 05:41 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 17, 2015 05:41 PM (JO9+V)
----------------------
Stabbers are, by their nature, moderate. If he were an extremist, then he'd be hacking heads off or burning them alive.
Posted by: junior at February 17, 2015 05:41 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 17, 2015 05:41 PM (Y92Nd)
Wow, WaPo. Just. Wow.
You outdid yourselves. Congrats.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 17, 2015 05:41 PM (shFKH)
Forget rattlesnakes. Face-hugging camel spiders for the win.
Easy to transport, fling one on muzzie, stroll away, whistling.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:39 PM (FsuaD)
Ask me about a fool proof plan to avoid getting stabbed at bus stops by stab-happy muslims.
Posted by: Goat Suit Merchant at February 17, 2015 05:41 PM (FHh8u)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:42 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 17, 2015 05:42 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Goat Suit Merchant at February 17, 2015 05:41 PM (FHh8u)
I think wearing a goat suit would still get you 'stabbed', in a manner of speaking.
Posted by: weew at February 17, 2015 05:43 PM (0tmLY)
You'd think the French would be familiar with the "off with there heads" routine joke in the prior thread.
I am disappoint.
Posted by: DaveA at February 17, 2015 05:43 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:43 PM (MMC8r)
I just luv these little witticisms of the FBI-/sarc-
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2015 05:43 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Goat Suit Merchant at February 17, 2015 05:41 PM
Oh, you'll still be getting 'stabbed' IYKWIMAITYD...
Posted by: A Stab-Happy Muslim at February 17, 2015 05:43 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at February 17, 2015 05:43 PM (F192H)
It's stunning the number of people (legally) packing. Son, being one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:44 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2015 05:44 PM (u/JYv)
---------
Damage? Was it damage when that guy took a hammer to White Privilege and bashed the nose off Michaelangelo's Pieta?
Posted by: Barky I Numbnuts at February 17, 2015 05:44 PM (xo18g)
Oh, FFS.
How long do we have to pretend like there's any doubt about why Mohammedans commit this kind of violence?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (kff5f)
Maybe he didn't like their accents?
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 17, 2015 05:44 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 05:44 PM (zOTsN)
Oh, honey, I am going to profile worse than ever! Do not mess with me when I am this unstable (note to keep raw bacon in purse at all times, rancid or not...even better, will say dog licked it then up nose of stabber).
I guess this is why I do not live in Detroit.
Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 05:44 PM (dMEBN)
Yes
STAB "
Yes lord, yes lord, yes lord, yes. Yes lord, yes lord, yes lord, yes. Yes lord, yes lord, yes lord, yes. Amen
*punches barefoot worship leader in the gut and runs away*
Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 05:45 PM (MYCIw)
Major John Reisman: Oh, the gentleman from the South had a question about the dining
arrangements. He and his comrades are discussing place settings now.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 17, 2015 05:45 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: weew at February 17, 2015 05:43 PM (0tmLY)
-------
Mark Steyn's classic on Ayatollah Khoumeni's goat etiquette:
http://tinyurl.com/7lw37dy
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at February 17, 2015 05:46 PM (HBAcW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:46 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Jukin at February 17, 2015 05:46 PM (WGm5T)
Posted by: The Scorpion at February 17, 2015 05:46 PM (rwI+c)
Little did I know it was a brand name of lube.
Posted by: Sean Connery at February 17, 2015 05:46 PM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 05:46 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 05:46 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 05:46 PM (7RXcs)
Seriously leaving rabid dogs for the justice system to deal with is stupid and stupid will get you killed sooner or later.
Posted by: PaleRider at February 17, 2015 05:47 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: FDR's Television at February 17, 2015 05:47 PM (ne2fm)
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 05:47 PM (zOTsN)
Knife fight vs gun. One dead Mohammedan
I have pretty much decided when I leave home, I am not leaving without a gun. PERIOD
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 05:47 PM (0FSuD)
I wouldn't line a bird cage with the WaPo or NYT. It would piss off the bird.
or make it really stupid
Posted by: kj at February 17, 2015 05:47 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 05:39 PM (XUKZU)
----------
That guy who beheaded a woman in Oklahoma City cut off her head and was well on his way to killing the second one, when he was stopped by a bullet.
But then...liberals; they're gonna believe what they want to.
Posted by: wheatie at February 17, 2015 05:47 PM (IAa7O)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:47 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 17, 2015 05:48 PM (WGm5T)
Will it be considered a hate crime?
Hahahahaha, I even make myself laugh on that one
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 17, 2015 05:48 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: FDR's Television at February 17, 2015 05:48 PM (ne2fm)
Hi!
Posted by: Richard Speck at February 17, 2015 05:48 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: weew at February 17, 2015 05:40 PM (0tmLY)
Absolutely fucking right!
And it is beautiful.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 17, 2015 05:49 PM (R8hU8)
A bunch of times I've been stuck on a subway with some crazy black dude ranting about white people this or white bitches that and just acting like a violent nutter. Everybody sits there and doesn't react, hoping to not draw his attention and escape at the next stop.
It's weird, everybody just pretend the guy making violent racial threats just ... isn't there.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 17, 2015 05:49 PM (ZPrif)
Largest Mohammedan population in the country.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 05:49 PM (0FSuD)
They will continue lying to you, forever.
.....................
You were wondering about eternal torment? We play endless loops of Obama's speeches with intros by Brian Williams.
Posted by: The Devil at February 17, 2015 05:49 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:49 PM (MMC8r)
Is there a spray of bacon mist? Like those essential oils...I would bet I could sell it on Amazon! I mean, heck, deer hunters buy eau du urine of deer, right? Right? Just spray the bacon mist around and a protective screen for potential stabbers. As a bonus they would get off plane.
Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 05:50 PM (dMEBN)
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 05:50 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2015 05:50 PM (DXzRD)
UPS: your package has been delivered.
Delivery Date: Tuesday, 02/17/2015
Delivery Time: 04:36 PM
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 05:50 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Jukin at February 17, 2015 05:51 PM (WGm5T)
Posted by: Shakes at February 17, 2015 05:51 PM (fsTl5)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2015 05:51 PM (u/JYv)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:51 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2015 05:51 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: X at February 17, 2015 05:52 PM (UqJ2q)
Posted by: JOB at February 17, 2015 05:52 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: JOB at February 17, 2015 05:52 PM (nzKvP)
Hate Crime Charges Likely After Muslim Man Survives Knife Attack During Religious Argument
Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2015 05:52 PM (K4YiS)
The Ghostbusters rule applies here. If someone asks if you're a muslim, you say YES.
Or draw.
Posted by: Jukin at February 17, 2015 05:52 PM (WGm5T)
Woot!
UPS: your package has been delivered.
Delivery Date: Tuesday, 02/17/2015
Delivery Time: 04:36 PM
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 05:50 PM (rwI+c)
Hey thanks!
Posted by: Guy following UPS truck at February 17, 2015 05:52 PM (FHh8u)
It was in Southfield, Michigan; north-west-ish of Detroit proper.
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 17, 2015 05:52 PM (2Ayux)
Posted by: Shakes at February 17, 2015 05:51 PM (fsTl5)
I'm curious who the victims are, demographics-wise. Was the guy proselytizing and was shocked when they didn't give him a "praise Allah" or what?
Posted by: FDR's Television at February 17, 2015 05:52 PM (ne2fm)
_______________
Is Lyin' Brian bowing to me, like he did in that interview?
I liked that.
Brian be my bitch.
Posted by: Barry Obama at February 17, 2015 05:52 PM (Fnyc2)
----
Yeah, I'm going to not say yes.
Posted by: SH at February 17, 2015 05:53 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 05:53 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 05:53 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 05:53 PM (nzKvP)
To be fair, there are crazy people of both sexes and all races on public transportation. Or in public, for that matter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2015 05:53 PM (wt/Oq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2015 05:54 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 05:54 PM (zOTsN)
Just another lone wolf. Nothing to see here. Probably a gang member and crack head, yeah that's it.
He's a good boy, he's been out of prison for a month or so and is on his way to a new life when these RACIST White Christians insulted him
Posted by: WH Press Sec at February 17, 2015 05:54 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:54 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 17, 2015 05:55 PM (KH1sk)
They don't even bother me anymore, since The Incident.
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 05:55 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 17, 2015 05:55 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 17, 2015 05:55 PM (FHh8u)
>>>The damage is incredible and will take decades to repair.
.........................
Sorry sir but she's totaled. The repairs would cost more than she's worth, and require special tools that we don't have.
Posted by: wth - Taco Truck Nation Auto Service, Inc. at February 17, 2015 05:56 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2015 05:56 PM (sdi6R)
_______________
Or a continuous loop of obama dancing with Mooch on the first Inaugural ball.... Steffie Stefapolis and His wife crying as the pair of grifters dance to "At Last." The flashback of that night with Mooch in that toilet paper dress and the dis- belief that he could have won will be forever seared in My memory...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 17, 2015 05:56 PM (Bn6aD)
A bunch of times I've been stuck on a subway with some crazy black dude ranting about white people this or white bitches that and just acting like a violent nutter. Everybody sits there and doesn't react, hoping to not draw his attention and escape at the next stop.
It's weird, everybody just pretend the guy making violent racial threats just ... isn't there.
Posted by: Costanza Defense[
Try riding BART sometime. How bejesus, that scenario happens every single day.
The other thing that happens 50,000 times/day is that professional criminals will walk up and down the train looking for a loose iPhone or purse to snatch, and the white liberals simultaneously want to clutch their purses tighter AND not appear to be the kind of racist who clutches their purses tighter when a black guy walks by.
So they break out in a sweat, unable to cope with their cognitive dissonance.
Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2015 05:56 PM (K4YiS)
Youths = blacks teens.
Random person killed = Jew.
Random person killing = muslim.
Posted by: Jukin at February 17, 2015 05:56 PM (WGm5T)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 17, 2015 05:55 PM (KH1sk)
Why in the heck would you be doing a thing like that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2015 05:56 PM (wt/Oq)
The Ghostbusters rule applies here. If someone asks if you're a muslim, you say YES.
Speak in gibberish like you do not understand, pull out pistol and strach you nose with it.
Problem solved
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 05:56 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 17, 2015 05:57 PM (FHh8u)
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 05:57 PM (zOTsN)
FYI
Free one year subscription to National Review:
http://cdn.mercurymagazines.com/121-1211796/index.html
No cost and not auto-renewal, although you will get renewal offers -- which go straight into the trash around here.
Select other/student to avoid the job questions.
Use these guys all the time, as do the deal sites, so it's safe.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 17, 2015 05:57 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 05:57 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: X at February 17, 2015 05:58 PM (UqJ2q)
----------------------
Twice.
Posted by: junior at February 17, 2015 05:58 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 17, 2015 05:55 PM (KH1sk)
---------
Don't do it!
It's worse than listening to Vogon Poetry!
Posted by: wheatie at February 17, 2015 05:58 PM (IAa7O)
Why are you doing that to yourself?
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 17, 2015 05:59 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: John McCain at February 17, 2015 05:59 PM (kFxpe)
And not because we should now start extra-prosecuting people of color for them, as people of whiteness are prosecuted, but beccause the entire concept institutionalizes criminalization of politically incorrect thought, as opposed to intentionality to commit harm.
Posted by: NYC Parent, H8 Club Div at February 17, 2015 05:59 PM (HEo6y)
He told me he about pissed himself because he couldn't get away in the thick crowd. And that he would never go back again.
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 06:00 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 06:00 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: weew
-----------------------
C.S Lewis post winner.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 06:00 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 06:00 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 17, 2015 06:00 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (7RXcs)
Still no reason to be rude.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (MMC8r)
___________________
A woman and a skinny Jewish waiter versus a former NFL player, who happened to be enraged and hopped-up on drugs at the time of the killings.
Plus, OJ most likely had already seriously injured/incapacitated Nicole by the time the Goldman guy showed up and tried to intervene.
Posted by: That moocher guy who slept on the couch at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (Fnyc2)
Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (5qrli)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Nostradamus at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (kFxpe)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (MMC8r)
Robo Goat Time! Quick see their eyes glow green:
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/goatslive
Spooky!
Posted by: Bruce J. at February 17, 2015 06:02 PM (iQIUe)
Well, hail. I can't find a linky thing anymore on this here blog. If you look up "bacon mist" it is for sale on Amazon. Sobs. Another idea down the shataff bidet. I did learn today that they pray before and after their bidness, and must enter loo with left foot and leave with right. Men sit to pee. The things I learn reading this smart military blog. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 06:02 PM (dMEBN)
Posted by: LadyS at February 17, 2015 06:02 PM (5dip8)
Nice
Posted by: Nip Sip
So when Ace then links to that post, we'll get caught in an infinite do-loop and the computer's voice will get higher and higher until it explodes!
Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2015 06:02 PM (K4YiS)
Starts a bit before 5:00
http://tinyurl.com/cr8havz
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 17, 2015 06:02 PM (Y5I9o)
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 06:02 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Prince at February 17, 2015 06:03 PM (zxQ4h)
Those eyelids are at least a misdemeanor all by themselves.
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 06:03 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 05:16 PM (kff5f)
Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: despair at February 17, 2015 06:04 PM (dcY7v)
Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at February 17, 2015 06:04 PM (kFxpe)
Their fighters, warriors. They're the enemy. Perhaps they're "another man's freedom fighter" (I won't argue that) but they're fighters nonetheless.
They're fighters in a worldwide insurrection and it's time to treat them as such.
Posted by: FireHorse at February 17, 2015 06:04 PM (KTXxI)
Posted by: Barky at February 17, 2015 06:04 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 06:05 PM (zOTsN)
Will my quest be like an H. Rider Haggard novel, where we lose members of our party the deeper we go into the jungle, or will it be a Lovecraft romp, where I see That Which Cannot Be Unseen, and go mad?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 17, 2015 06:05 PM (KH1sk)
A holy Lent to you, LadyS and let us pray for each other. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2015 06:05 PM (DXzRD)
And leave the stabbing to us.
Posted by: al-Greyhound at February 17, 2015 06:05 PM (MMC8r)
That dude was stoned out of his mind. Look at the mug shot. They fail to mention he just got out of jail for another assault.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 06:05 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2015 06:02 PM (K4YiS)
I like how you party!
Posted by: flounder at February 17, 2015 06:05 PM (FHh8u)
It's one thing to steal our money and then take our liberty.
But to endanger our lives with threats from abroad and home is, or at least should be, the last fucking straw.
Tree of Liberty. Blood of tyrants. Assembly is required and long overdue.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2015 06:06 PM (CMkNk)
Tell me about it. One of my husband's brothers has graves and once nearly got into a fist fight at my son's birthday party over a discussion on the proper way to deal with pirates.
Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 06:06 PM (MYCIw)
Will my quest be like an H. Rider Haggard novel, where we lose members of our party the deeper we go into the jungle, or will it be a Lovecraft romp, where I see That Which Cannot Be Unseen, and go mad?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 17, 2015 06:05 PM (KH1sk)
Are you giving up sanity or good taste for Lent? I am trying to understand the motivation here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2015 06:07 PM (wt/Oq)
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 06:07 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Mother Stabby Bus Muslim at February 17, 2015 06:07 PM (MMC8r)
take a look at his mugshot and behold this mighty warrior
i see your point however, they are enemies and what they do is enemy action
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 06:07 PM (zOTsN)
And leave the stabbing to us.
Posted by: al-Greyhound at February 17, 2015 06:05 PM (MMC8r)
IIRC, someone was actually decapitate on an intercity bus a year or so ago. But it was not a swarthy-loner-related incident.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2015 06:07 PM (CMkNk)
Here's a picture of Stabby McStabberson.
http://tinyurl.com/kf8na46
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (XUKZU)
Yikes! Help me out, Horde. What Star Wars character does he remind you of?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 06:08 PM (FsuaD)
"Are you a Muslim"?
Well let me answer you this way: " Is this a Glock"? As you point your Glock at his nose
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (nzKvP)"
That is not a particularly good approach from either a tactical or legal point of view. Head shots are difficult under the best of circumstances. Pointing a loaded gun at somebody is assault with a deadly weapon and is not legally justified unless you are defending yourself or others from death or great bodily injury, in which case you are also justified in pulling the trigger. The better approach is to print out this article and keep it in your pocket. Then if someone asks you "Are you a Muslim?" pull out your Glock and fire three quick rounds into his torso. Aim for the center of mass and keep shooting until he is no longer a threat. Many interpret no longer being a threat to mean when he stops moving.
When the police show up, hand them the article and say that you were in reasonable fear for your life. The article demonstrates that your fear is reasonable and your actions justifiable.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 17, 2015 06:08 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 06:08 PM (HHawz)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 06:08 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: M. Harf at February 17, 2015 06:08 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 06:07 PM (0FSuD)
3 inches in Central Park, which is essentially nothing on the streets. This afternoon was actually sunny and pleasant outside.
Looks like my air travel tomorrow won't be affected.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2015 06:09 PM (CMkNk)
http://tinyurl.com/kf8na46
Posted by: The Great White Snark
And you all thought my user name referred to a fictional being!
That photo is proof that zombies are real, baby.
Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2015 06:09 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2015 06:07 PM (wt/Oq)
----
Self-flagellation?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 17, 2015 06:09 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: LadyS at February 17, 2015 06:09 PM (5dip8)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February
Throw away knives are cheaper than throw away guns. Or so I've been told
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 06:10 PM (HHawz)
IIRC, someone was actually decapitate on an intercity bus a year or so ago. But it was not a swarthy-loner-related incident.
There's a case in Canada, too (but Generic Lunatic).
That's why I stick to boxcars for my travelling.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 06:10 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 06:08 PM (FsuaD)
Looks more like something from Matt Groening's universe of freaks.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2015 06:10 PM (CMkNk)
222 OT: Okay guys, I just placed disc 1 of "Girls: Season 1" in the player. Let's see how long I can hold out before I claw at my eyes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 17, 2015 05:55 PM (KH1sk)
......................
Is that the season with the episode where Desi motorboats the butt?
Because if not, you're wasting your time.
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2015 06:10 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2015 06:09 PM (CMkNk)
Those were the days.
Posted by: Aqualung at February 17, 2015 06:10 PM (vgIRn)
There's a case in Canada, too (but Generic Lunatic).
That's why I stick to boxcars for my travelling.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 06:10 PM (MMC8r)
Hunting's better, too.
Posted by: flounder at February 17, 2015 06:10 PM (FHh8u)
Hmm. That's were I do my hunting. Be sure to flash the Moron sign.
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 06:11 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Mother Stabby Bus Muslim at February 17, 2015 06:07 PM (MMC8r)
& an aspiring rapper
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 17, 2015 06:11 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Aqualung
--------------
I recall, Central Park and all
How you tore your dress...
Posted by: Wayne Newton at February 17, 2015 06:12 PM (vPh3W)
Like I said, just pull your weapon out and strach your nose with it. Do not point it at anyone. I might turn on the laser site just, to you know, see what my nose looks like.
I think seeing that little red light gets their attention. Ruger RCP 380
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 06:12 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: X at February 17, 2015 06:12 PM (UqJ2q)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at February 17, 2015 06:12 PM (CrJzY)
I blame Al Gore.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 06:13 PM (FsuaD)
http://tinyurl.com/kf8na46
Posted by: The Great White Snark
Let me guess. I'm white. I'm employed. Im a lutheran.
Therefore it's my fault.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 06:13 PM (HHawz)
Back in the day, we had a very sucessful jobs program for the VC and the North Vietnamese. It was called "Linebacker."
A similar program may work just as well with ISIS.
Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood RN (Mentioned in Despatches) at February 17, 2015 06:13 PM (1mtKP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 06:14 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: despair at February 17, 2015 06:14 PM (dcY7v)
http://tinyurl.com/kf8na46
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (XUKZU)
So, his mom and dad were brother and sister?
Posted by: naturalfake at February 17, 2015 06:14 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: madamemayhem at February 17, 2015 06:15 PM (WPm3x)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 06:15 PM (FsuaD)
http://tinyurl.com/kf8na46
Posted by: The Great White Snark
Looks like Jeh Johnson.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 17, 2015 06:15 PM (W5DcG)
"...Thomas pulled out a 3-inch folding knife..."
......................
See? If Muslims had jobs they could afford decent knives!
Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 06:15 PM (wAQA5)
http://tinyurl.com/kf8na46
Posted by: The Great White Snark
Amish?
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 17, 2015 06:16 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 06:15 PM (FsuaD)
Soon and very soon, we are going to see the King.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 17, 2015 06:16 PM (vgIRn)
http://tinyurl.com/kf8na46
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (XUKZU)
If only he were wearing a beard and a turban,
then he could replace "Islamic Rage Boy" as the new worldwide poster boy for islam.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 17, 2015 06:16 PM (0cMkb)
"Air Force One landed in South America while I was being arrested. As the world has seen, the blue and white 747 now sits empty on a tarmac at a remote Argentinean air base near the Andes, disabled and unflyable. The President has gone with the wind, and he is still a relatively young man, nearly a decade younger than me.
I have no doubt that he will eventually turn up somewhere in the developing world, someplace tropical and near the ocean, a land where the call of the muezzin is heard at sunset. A place where he will be admired for striking many hard blows at the Great Satan.
Coming home, the almost-conquering hero, while we face the hangman. It’s just so unfair that the fascist reactionaries will inherit America, and undo the work of generations to advance the human condition."
http://is.gd/Yl9hRI
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 06:17 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Vendette at February 17, 2015 06:17 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 06:17 PM (HHawz)
______________
He damn sure will if I have anything to do with it.
Posted by: Justice at February 17, 2015 06:18 PM (Fnyc2)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 17, 2015 06:18 PM (Bn6aD)
252 Here's a picture of Stabby McStabberson.
http://tinyurl.com/kf8na46
Posted by: The Great White Snark
......................
Looks like a cross between Homer Simpson and Barry Soetoro.
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2015 06:19 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at February 17, 2015 06:19 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: The Light hat at February 17, 2015 06:19 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 17, 2015 06:11 PM (W5DcG)
He was on his way to church! er, mosque!
Posted by: fb at February 17, 2015 06:20 PM (JVEmw)
See? If Muslims had jobs they could afford decent knives!
Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 06:15 PM (wAQA5)
It's cheaper to hire a Mexican to do your stabbing. And they've ALL got knives.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 06:20 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 17, 2015 06:20 PM (kdS6q)
Italy has an immigration problem, just like we do.
The best part? Their immigrants are all coming from the middle east. There's no possible way that ends badly.
Oh, the best best part? Their military is 5000 men strong.
Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 06:20 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 06:20 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: MTF at February 17, 2015 06:21 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: TheThinMan at February 17, 2015 06:21 PM (i94at)
http://tinyurl.com/kf8na46
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (XUKZU)
If I had a son, he would look like Stabby.
No, seriously. All the drugs I've taken.....
Posted by: Preezy Cakeboy at February 17, 2015 06:21 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 06:22 PM (MMC8r)
Then scraped NYC off the map. Sorta like the mountain that used to exist where NYC stands -- before a glacier levelled that mountain off the map.
Posted by: se pa moron at February 17, 2015 06:22 PM (zxQ4h)
http://bit.ly/1DnBDSk
Posted by: The Light hat at February 17, 2015 06:19 PM (0Ew3K)
Sarcasm dripping, love it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 06:22 PM (HHawz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February
No.
If Stabby was whitey, yes.
Since it's black on black, nope.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 06:23 PM (HHawz)
You have got to be kidding? These women have no self esteem. It's all about the fact no one will fcuk them, because they are fat, ugly and commies.
Their life sucks, so every ones else must also
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 06:23 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Speller at February 17, 2015 06:23 PM (PsEVn)
Posted by: Barry Hussein Obama at February 17, 2015 06:23 PM (Fnyc2)
336 If I had a son, he'd look like Bruce Jenner.
With a tan.
And after his upcoming surgery.
Posted by: Barry Hussein Obama at February
Malaria, sharia & Bulgaria.
Nice fam BA-Rock
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 06:25 PM (HHawz)
Coming home, the almost-conquering hero, while we face the hangman. It's just so unfair that the fascist reactionaries will inherit America, and undo the work of generations to advance the human condition."
http://is.gd/Yl9hRI
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 06:17 PM (rwI+c)
That story gives me the warm & fuzzies every time.
Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2015 06:25 PM (sdi6R)
Blade can't reach my neck.
Squeeze, trap, and reset.
Two to the chest.
Do it again,
One to the head.
Nothing more needed.
Mohammed is dead.
Posted by: PPs43 at February 17, 2015 06:25 PM (gs8t9)
No kidding I never go anywhere without my knife and it aint no 3 inch one.
Posted by: freaked at February 17, 2015 06:26 PM (JdEZJ)
BTW, last night I granted permission for you to repost that "chipmunK poem parody, but I think you missed it, as my permission comment appeared 1 minute after your last comment, and you never returned on the thread. So the answer remains "Yes."
Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2015 06:26 PM (K4YiS)
http://bit.ly/1DnBDSk
Posted by: The Light hat at February 17, 2015 06:19 PM (0Ew3K)
Sarcasm dripping, love it
Posted by: Misanthropic
--------------
Reminds me..., after a long period of working out of my home, I transitioned to an office spot. Well, I was in the habit of turning off the bathroom light when I left, so, leaving the bathroom one day I flipped off the lights. From a stall in the back, I heard, " HEY! "
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 06:26 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 06:26 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:27 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Barack Obummer at February 17, 2015 06:27 PM (kFxpe)
325
Well the poor immigrants just want jobs, so they can join the military, get armed to the teeth, and PROTECT ROME !
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2015 06:28 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 06:29 PM (kFxpe)
BTW, last night I granted permission for you to repost that "chipmunK poem parody, but I think you missed it, as my permission comment appeared 1 minute after your last comment, and you never returned on the thread. So the answer remains "Yes."
Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2015 06:26 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2015 06:30 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 06:29 PM
I think they need ponies. Baby steps towards that high horse.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 06:31 PM (HHawz)
Footbaths on the buses?
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 06:32 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 06:32 PM (kFxpe)
Oh, the best best part? Their military is 5000 men strong.
---------
There are 5,000 serving military in uniform in Ohio alone. But Italy like most of NATO massively down scaled their military in the past 25 years. Peace dividend! But if the Muzzies want to storm the Vatican, they will do it over the dead bodies of the Papal Guard.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:32 PM (/mTq0)
Malaria, sharia Bulgaria.
Nice fam BA-Rock Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian .....................Thanks, but why are they all so much taller than me... and strong?
Posted by: President Duckface at February 17, 2015 06:32 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 06:33 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: P.E.T.A. at February 17, 2015 06:33 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:32 PM (/mTq0)
Ever get the creepy feeling that this has something to do with Francis being the "last Pope of Rome"?
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2015 06:33 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:34 PM (/mTq0)
******
Ignoring potentially dangerous people seems to be an ingrained fear response. I was thinking about why we do this the other day but it does seem to work a lot of the time.
Posted by: Lea - Sorry make that Miss Leaette at February 17, 2015 06:37 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Arf! Arf! at February 17, 2015 06:38 PM (UO/26)
Posted by: dogfish at February 17, 2015 06:38 PM (1vYi0)
Posted by: LadyS at February 17, 2015 06:39 PM (5dip8)
There are 5,000 serving military in uniform in Ohio alone. But Italy
like most of NATO massively down scaled their military in the past 25
years. Peace dividend! But if the Muzzies want to storm the Vatican,
they will do it over the dead bodies of the Papal Guard.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:32 PM (/mTq0)
Ever get the creepy feeling that this has something to do with Francis being the "last Pope of Rome"?
----------------
Francis can always move the office to Argentina. It's the Italians who will be left behind in the no-longer Roman and Catholic Italy.
We in the West are being nibbled away a piece at a time, with the big bite coming after Iran nukes Israel, just as the forces of Mordor nibbled away at Gondor until Sauron could declare himself openly and get ready to launch his armies. The stupid tree-hugging Lefties who claim to love LOTR so much kind of skate over the parts where Tolkien said that the West in Middle-Earth had gone into a decline based on their own weakness of spirit and the ceaseless "brushfire conflicts" of nearly 1,500 years.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:39 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: se pa moron at February 17, 2015 06:39 PM (zxQ4h)
It's weird, everybody just pretend the guy making violent racial threats just ... isn't there.
******
Ignoring potentially dangerous people seems to be an ingrained fear
response. I was thinking about why we do this the other day but it does
seem to work a lot of the time.
Posted by: Lea - Sorry make that Miss Leaette at February 17, 2015 06:37 PM (vmMMi)
I just presume that everyone IS dangerous, and keep a watchful eye and a CCW close by.
Posted by: flounder at February 17, 2015 06:39 PM (FHh8u)
Posted by: a high horse at February 17, 2015 06:39 PM (IAa7O)
Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 06:40 PM (g/zj9)
If I had a son, he'd look like Bruce Jenner.
With a tan.
And after his upcoming surgery.
Posted by: Barry Hussein Obama
...............................
If you had a son, he'd look like Michael Jackson.
With a tan.
Surgically transitioned from Michael to Sheila Lee.
Oh wait, that's your wife.
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2015 06:40 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: maddogg at February 17, 2015 06:40 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: PPs43 at February 17, 2015 06:41 PM (gs8t9)
Clearly a 'road-rage' incident. If we would give them all new cars, none of this would happen.
-------------------
Dammit, quit giving out the White House talking points ahead of time!
Actually, if we gave the all unsold Chevy Volts they would go out and get larger knives.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:42 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Picric at February 17, 2015 06:42 PM (QnQ+g)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 17, 2015 06:43 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 06:43 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2015 06:43 PM (wAQA5)
Harf is a leftist moron. Thinking she is catching hell over her
stupidity is like expecting your dog to feel guilty for shitting on the
carpet. It just does not register.
--------------
Sadly the barking moonbat will get praise instead of punishment. For the Marxists ALL conflict is about owning stuff. The idea that people could have a motive in life beyond getting some or all of the stuff is dismissed as "opiates" or other such talk.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:44 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Barky I Numbnuts at February 17, 2015 06:45 PM (xo18g)
Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 06:45 PM (g/zj9)
Ali Weinberg @AliABCNews
Joe Biden in opening remarks says he's friends w/ much of Somali community in DE b/c a lot of them drive cabs.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 06:46 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: maddogg at February 17, 2015 06:46 PM (xWW96)
Harf is a leftist moron. Thinking she is catching hell over her stupidity is like expecting your dog to feel guilty for shitting on the carpet. It just does not register.
Posted by: maddogg
................................
Exactly. She's probably sitting at home in a silk bathrobe sipping Merlot thinking: "Tee-hee. Tee-hee. What a great day! Tee-hee".
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2015 06:46 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 06:47 PM (g/zj9)
Her personal politics are not a factor. Even a halfway sentient liberal with a lightweight reading of history would look at what she just said and say 'This is transparent bullshit. I can't say this. I will not say this.'
Instead, we get the spokesparrot with the big glasses.
Posted by: JEM at February 17, 2015 06:48 PM (o+SC1)
what possible role could Harfies have in a world of guns?
Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 06:47 PM (g/zj9)
Sammiches. Always sammiches.
Posted by: flounder at February 17, 2015 06:48 PM (FHh8u)
Peter Oborne, who was chief political commentator at the UK Telegraph resigned with a rant about how eeevil corporates control newspapers by buying and not buying ads and how this is a danger to democracy (because a publicly owned newspaper like the old Soviet Pravda printed nothing but the truth???)
http://bit.ly/1DnGOSc
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2015 06:48 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:48 PM (/mTq0)
what possible role could Harfies have in a world of guns?
-----------
The guys who own the guns need some bimbos to make sammiches and rub feet and give BJs on odd-numbered days.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:49 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: flounder at February 17, 2015 06:49 PM (FHh8u)
especially if all you have is a couple humanities degrees
Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 06:49 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Picric at February 17, 2015 06:50 PM (QnQ+g)
Posted by: goatexchange at February 17, 2015 06:50 PM (SQUH2)
what possible role could Harfies have in a world of guns?
Cower behind the people with guns?
Posted by: Picric at February 17, 2015 06:51 PM (QnQ+g)
Ten years ago I bought a Charter Bulldog .44. I was disappointed in the quality of the machining and assembly, but I know enough about machines I was able to rework some parts and made some new ones. I got it working reliably and I really liked it.
Last week I bought another. The quality was soooo much better than before. Very good. Fired a whole 50 round box of max load handloads through it with nary a hiccup. Happy with my purchase.
Posted by: maddogg at February 17, 2015 06:51 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: maddogg at February 17, 2015 06:46 PM (xWW96)
I don't doubt it. Why not? They're recruited from leftist-infested universities.
Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2015 06:52 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 06:52 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 17, 2015 06:53 PM (KH1sk)
-Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 06:47 PM (g/zj9)
I believe the word is "Concubine".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 06:53 PM (16bOT)
what possible role could Harfies have in a world of guns?
Enjoy a peaceful life by way of the Gun Ownership Heard Immunity.
Posted by: Picric at February 17, 2015 06:53 PM (QnQ+g)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:53 PM (/mTq0)
"What possible role could Harfies have in a world of guns?"
-Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 06:47 PM (g/zj9)
I believe the word is "Concubine".
--------------
I believe ISIS agrees with you.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:54 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: President Duckface at February 17, 2015 06:54 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: flounder at February 17, 2015 06:54 PM (FHh8u)
At one point, I worked very close to Northland Mall, which is near the bus stop where this came down.
It is in Southfield, not Detroit. Only people who shop there are "hood rats." You have to be *careful* in Southfield
Southfield is a heavily black/ Jewish suburb. It borders Detroit.
Also... no one takes the bus here.
No one.
The bus is NOT safe.
That all being said, this appears to be a black Muslim, not one who is Arabic, so I doubt there's any connection to the terrorist cr@p hole that is Dearborn.
I'd go for "black Muslim with mental problems."
/of course, that could mean all of them, since the word for "Negro" in Arabic is "slave."
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at February 17, 2015 06:55 PM (pERq3)
Posted by: uh huh at February 17, 2015 06:55 PM (HoTUc)
what I want to know is what harf-wit thought she was good enough to trot out on national television
"we're getting killed with this loon Kerry making an ass of himself. whom can we put on camera?"
"Psaki is taking a ski weekend"
"well, there's Harf"
*general laughter*
"yeah, Harf. ok, put her on Matthew"
Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 06:55 PM (g/zj9)
This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for fighting, and this is for fun.
Posted by: freaked at February 17, 2015 06:56 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 06:55 PM (g/zj9)
Brought to you by the people who thought the Benghazi video lie would fly.
Posted by: flounder at February 17, 2015 06:56 PM (FHh8u)
Southfield. Which is at the north end of Telegraph Road -- which passes through Dearborn.
Posted by: EscapedFromDetroit at February 17, 2015 06:59 PM (BiNz2)
his hardest q's were probably:
- how many purple hearts did I earn in Vietnam?
- should I wear the navy, or the gray?
Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 07:00 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: maddogg at February 17, 2015 06:40 PM (xWW96)
Oh they (dogs) do.
Elitist liberals not
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 07:02 PM (HHawz)
"... No."
*stab*
___
/Attacks with a wicked three bean salad.
Are you a Baptist? No? /Attacks with prayer//
Posted by: puddleglum at February 17, 2015 07:06 PM (20X6f)
"Are you muslim? Convert or die!"
"Hmm, interesting proposition. I have a counter offer. Allow me to introduce you to your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I brought this friendly rattler to help quicken your meeting!"
Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 05:25 PM (MYCIw)
Any violent knife bearing desperado who says "put your hands up " must be Pentecostal.
Oh and did you hear about the cannibal who ate a Pentecostal?
He threw up his hands.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 17, 2015 07:08 PM (UhVBi)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at February 17, 2015 07:08 PM (7v8o1)
Actually, they love it. When kuffirs attempt to say who is or is not a muslim, it tends to make the guys that the kuffirs said weren't muslims look like better muslims to other muslims. It's literally one of the dumbest possible things that a non-muslim can do, if he's trying to discredit a muslim group.
And given that Obizzle is, at least from their perspective, an apostate, it's even dumber. He's worse than a mere infidel.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 17, 2015 07:14 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 17, 2015 07:15 PM (2o6Wj)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 07:16 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: PPs43 at February 17, 2015 07:25 PM (gs8t9)
No, it's the equivalent of a Derringer --- America's deadliest firearm!
Posted by: joey biden at February 17, 2015 07:40 PM (2KB+E)
Posted by: joey biden at February 17, 2015 07:45 PM (2KB+E)
Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at February 17, 2015 08:08 PM (kHv/o)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 17, 2015 08:08 PM (oG53/)
Posted by: Smerdyakov at February 17, 2015 08:21 PM (8HT9L)
Posted by: ubik at February 17, 2015 08:22 PM (lCc6O)
Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at February 17, 2015 08:23 PM (kHv/o)
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 17, 2015 09:16 PM (Moh0M)
If your local sleeper cell of unemployeds wakes up, a few well placed .45's should get things back to terrible, er, normal.
Posted by: John Galt at February 17, 2015 09:46 PM (yVfgk)
Posted by: Mistress NOpe at February 17, 2015 10:10 PM (2/oBD)
Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0876 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0339 seconds, 434 records returned.
Page size 194 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)