Friday Morning News Dump

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1 Yay! Dump!

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 08:55 AM (doBIb)

2 First! Take that!

Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 13, 2015 08:55 AM (t2lvB)

3 Denied.

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 08:56 AM (doBIb)

4 Damn you, EC!

Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 13, 2015 08:56 AM (t2lvB)

5 SPLC stepped on their dick. Hope it opens people's eyes to what partisan shitstains that organization has become.

Posted by: Ghost of hallelujah at February 13, 2015 08:56 AM (7RXcs)

6 All your sh*t belongs to me now gringo.

Posted by: Pedro at February 13, 2015 08:58 AM (s+bi0)

7 SPLC stepped on their dick. Hope it opens people's eyes to what partisan shitstains that organization has become.
Posted by: Ghost of hallelujah at February 13, 2015 08:56 AM (7RXcs)


Shirley you jest?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2015 08:58 AM (rDqRv)

8 Happy Friday Miscreants! Bought meself a new revolver and will pick it up this pm assuming Holder lets me pass the BATF screening. Then up to me farm in the Ozarks to make some popping sounds. Right off my fucking front porch if I feel like it.

Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 08:59 AM (xWW96)

9 I hope Christie is finished,and takes Jeb with him.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 08:59 AM (KETbL)

10 'i]Evolution Of A Tactic

Dems would not be able to get away with this if they didn't own the MFM.

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2015 08:59 AM (wlDny)

11 Obama Amnesty Loophole Could Allow Illegals To Vote

Um, isn't that what most of were saying anyway?

Think about this: one party wants millions of illegals because MOAR VOTERS, while the other party wants millions of illegals because PEDRO, MY FUTURE GARDENER. Neither party gives a flying f*ck about the actual citizens in this country. I'm at the point where I want to go all Cask of Amontillado and build a wall around DC. I'd then toss a hose over the top and turn on the water. When some fluid finally sloshed over the top, it'd be time to cut it off. Oh, and we might need some people on top of the wall to prevent anyone from escaping.

Hey, I'm just spitballing here. I'm open to other suggestions, including someone building a working voodoo doll to direct SMOD onto Capitol Hill.

Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 09:00 AM (MT22W)

12 Obama Amnesty Loophole Could Allow Illegals To Vote


They are already voting in Democrat districts.

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2015 09:00 AM (wlDny)

13 Illegals voting?


Huh. Didn't see that coming. At all.

Posted by: Maria Harf at February 13, 2015 09:01 AM (WvpaS)

14 12 Along with dead people.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:01 AM (KETbL)

15 Bill Would Allow Concealed Carry Across State Lines



As it should be. Full Faith and Credit. DL is state issued and honored. So should state issued chl.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:01 AM (ZGv1c)

16 *John Kerry enters the room*

Do you have any apples?

You know, crisp juicy apples?

No? No apples?

Well, what about super cubes?

No, sugar cubes! do you know who I am?

(Sarah Jessica Parker runs in the room)

John! What about oats?

Do they at least have some nice buckets of oats?

JK: Nay.

...

Posted by: Fifty Shades of Neigh at February 13, 2015 09:02 AM (KBvAm)

17 Shirley you jest?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2015 08:58 AM (rDqRv)

Don't call me Shirley

Posted by: SPLC at February 13, 2015 09:02 AM (sWgE+)

18 The governor of Wisconsin was on a trade mission to the United Kingdom. So, naturally, areporter askedhim whether he believed that Moses had ridden atop a Tyrannosaurus Rex to receive the Ten Commandments.


Show you how stupid reporters are. Dinosaurs were extinct long before man came along.

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2015 09:02 AM (wlDny)

19 Walker should have just replied "Evolution? I'm a genius-genius and I believe in God and I believe that God believes in Claude", and left it at that.

Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2015 09:02 AM (VndSC)

20 OT


So I have bit of geek good news to share. So some of you know my wife is part of a tribal bellydance troupe. A few nights ago, she was showing a pic from her troupe's FB page and her instructor had a pic of the green skinned Orion slave girl from ST:TOS for some reason. I jokingly asked if they were going to do the Orion slave girl dance. She emailed her instructor and the next day she got a response saying what a great idea that was!

w00t!!!

The entire troupe is going to be Orion slave girls for this Halloween's hafla (dance party). This is geek heaven to me!!! I've been busy this morning tracking down the TOS episode and music, as well as costume pics for the wife.

w00t again!

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:02 AM (doBIb)

21 They are already voting in Democrat districts.

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2015 09:00 AM (wlDny)


What? State Wide and Presidential Elections don't count?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2015 09:02 AM (rDqRv)

22 Yes that coke will definitely give the walls and supply lines to your heart a work out...
Only long term survivor of that regime is a Rolling Stone named Keith Richards


Posted by: Mr Coffee at February 13, 2015 09:03 AM (/WmRg)

23 I'd say illegals voting is a feature, not a bug, but I think that downplays that this was *the goal* all along. Dilute the Republican vote for permanent Dem majority.

This same tactic was used in the UK about a decade ago. And look where its gotten them...

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2015 09:03 AM (WvpaS)

24 GOP congressman introduces bill to stop feds from watching porn on taxpayer's dime


Why do we need a bill for this. Why not do what they are supposed to do and fire them. That was an automatic firing offense where I worked.

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2015 09:04 AM (wlDny)

25 Orion slave girl dance: http://goo.gl/eJNtfL

Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 09:04 AM (MT22W)

26 The governor of Wisconsin was on a trade mission to the United Kingdom. So, naturally, a reporter asked him whether he believed that Moses had ridden atop a Tyrannosaurus Rex to receive the Ten Commandments.


Walker replied, "No. Your mother".


Mic drop.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:04 AM (ZGv1c)

27 Re: 1st movie to kill Obama.

So how are people going to react on this since we just went through a similar thing with "The Interview" killing off Kim Jung Un.
Haven't seen any celebrity outrage....

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2015 09:04 AM (WvpaS)

28 For me, it's plausible to believe that slug like creatures emerged from primordial slime and after millions of fortuitous accidents over hundreds of millions of years emerged as politicians.

Heh. The article on science questions is pretty good.

Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 13, 2015 09:05 AM (cbfNE)

29 EC, what is an Orion slave girl?

Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:05 AM (xWW96)

30
So some of you know my wife is part of a tribal bellydance troupe.

You know the rule.


(Also, that sounds awesome!)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2015 09:05 AM (JtwS4)

31 A 'permit' issued by agents of the State, for an inalienable, God-given Right enumerated among other Rights which require no permits. Still missing the mark.

Posted by: Slowly I turned... at February 13, 2015 09:05 AM (eTY+n)

32
"Evolution of a Tactic" what kind of headline is that? How are we to know what the article is about with that kind of obscure innuendo.

The proper answer to the question asked of Governor Walker about Darwin's Theory of Evolution is :

"I feel that the theory is probably correct, and if it is correct then the Endangered Species Act is the political left's attempt to negate that theory. After all, if you believe that only those species best adapted to their environment should survive, then trying to keep alive a species that is failing to adapt is a fools errand. If a species is going extinct, humanity should get out of the way and let that species go extinct. That's what the theory is all about. Repeal the Endangered Species Act today!

Posted by: J.T. Grungtherd at February 13, 2015 09:06 AM (rBpat)

33 EC, what is an Orion slave girl?



Two goats and a camel?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:06 AM (ZGv1c)

34 SPLC Apologizes To Ben Carson For Putting Him On An Extremist Watch List


Those people have always been a fringe racist org.

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2015 09:06 AM (wlDny)

35 Walker should just say "Well I wasn't sure about evolution until I heard Obama say he had evolved on gay marriage so I guess it's true."

FYNQ

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2015 09:07 AM (g1DWB)

36
So, I was mildly interested in seeing the kingsman before I read that review.

Now? No way. Sounds like leftist pablum. Ugh. Can we not get a good spy movie with real vilains who are not 'one percenters' or the government? Sheesh.

Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:07 AM (lIU4e)

37 First penis reduction surgery... and of course its Florida. Why does it always have to be Florida? I should move...

Posted by: Elize Nayden at February 13, 2015 09:08 AM (Gsl16)

38 Stick A Fork In Chris Christie's Presidential Ambitions, He's Done


The Fat Man has never had any support outside of the NE. He is a Democrat with an R after his name.

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2015 09:08 AM (wlDny)

39 SPLC Apologizes To Ben Carson For Putting Him On An Extremist Watch List

Those people have always been a fringe mainstream racist org.



Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:08 AM (ZGv1c)

40 green skinned Orion slave girl

--

Rayciss !

Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 13, 2015 09:09 AM (cbfNE)

41 EC, what is an Orion slave girl?

Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:05 AM (xWW96)



It's from Star Trek.

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:09 AM (doBIb)

42 Yes we took Dr. Ben Carson off our watchlist, he nevertheless has been warned.

Posted by: Morris Dees at February 13, 2015 09:09 AM (Moh0M)

43
"Then up to me farm in the Ozarks to make some popping sounds. Right off my fucking front porch if I feel like it."

Hey maddogg? Did you see that some guy in arkansas put up a billboard saying something like 'you have a right to open carry in arkansas, see my website'? It was on the news last night and then they said the police say don't, the old AG said don't, the new one says know where you can carry and get a concealed carry. What a cluster.

Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:09 AM (lIU4e)

44 Evolution, Hope, and Change!

Posted by: Hillary and Jeb in 2016! at February 13, 2015 09:10 AM (FcR7P)

45 I saw Orion Slave Girl open for Porcupine Tree, the Bristol Hippodrome, 2008

Posted by: Citizen X at February 13, 2015 09:10 AM (7ObY1)

46 EC, what is an Orion slave girl?

Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:05 AM (xWW96)

OK horde, does maddogg get banished, or just sent to the barrel for not knowing this basic tenant of moron-hood?

Posted by: Paladin at February 13, 2015 09:10 AM (YNPwP)

47 Um,"right wing Christians" don't rail against dead soldiers at their funerals,that's a left wing group.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:11 AM (KETbL)

48 EC, what is an Orion slave girl?

Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:05 AM (xWW96)


It's from Star Trek.
Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:09 AM (doBIb)
----
Are you even Of The Body, maddog??

I can't believe this has to be explained to a Hordeling. Pop cultural literacy, people!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 09:11 AM (KH1sk)

49
Majority of New Jersey voters view Christie unfavorably: poll

If he couldn't carry his home state in a Presidential election stick a fork in his soft fat gut, he's done. I won't consider anyone who can't pass that simple test. I think that group includes 'Act of Love' Jeb.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 13, 2015 09:11 AM (zxQ4h)

50 You know what? Good for those guys going through that police training and good for them for being honest about their responses.



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with Extra Jazz Hands at February 13, 2015 09:11 AM (mf5HN)

51 I'm no Christie fan, but knowing that the MFM scuttled his Presidential ambitions and not the Republican voters really sucks.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 13, 2015 09:11 AM (7ObY1)

52 Posted by: Paladin at February 13, 2015 09:10 AM (YNPwP)

Maddogg needs punish for the links he posts.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 09:12 AM (sWgE+)

53 To help with the Dump, school lunches from around the world.

http://www.ufunk.net/food/school-lunches/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:12 AM (gs25x)

54 Paladin at February 13, 2015 09:10 AM (YNPwP)

Maddog is probably young.
Do you know just how long ago it was that Star Trek was on TV?

Posted by: J.T. Grungtherd at February 13, 2015 09:12 AM (rBpat)

55 Speaking of not knowing basic horde tenets of moronhood, what does the NQ stand for in FYNQ?

Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 13, 2015 09:12 AM (cbfNE)

56 @ 49 that did not seem to affect Carter , and you got that look from the Peach State WTF?

Posted by: Mr Coffee at February 13, 2015 09:12 AM (/WmRg)

57
If he couldn't carry his home state in a Presidential election stick a fork in his soft fat gut, he's done. I won't consider anyone who can't pass that simple test. I think that group includes 'Act of Love' Jeb.


Can Walker carry his state?

I don't think it's a given by any means.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 13, 2015 09:12 AM (7ObY1)

58 maddogg has just been put on our extremist list.

Posted by: SPLC extremist watchdog at February 13, 2015 09:13 AM (Moh0M)

59 FYNQ
Next
Question

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2015 09:14 AM (WvpaS)

60
First penis reduction surgery... and of course its Florida. Why does it always have to be Florida? I should move...

You gonna move there to get a bigger one?

Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at February 13, 2015 09:14 AM (zxQ4h)

61 Maddog is probably young.
Do you know just how long ago it was that Star Trek was on TV?
Posted by: J.T. Grungtherd at February 13, 2015 09:12 AM (rBpat)
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I just figured it's one of those "collective unconscious" things.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 09:14 AM (KH1sk)

62 And if you're more into ST:TOS than Enterprise, well, here's another Orion slave girl dance:
http://goo.gl/idNICH

Oh, and I'm trying to pretend that I did NOT see a Hordeling profess ignorance of Orion slave girls.

Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 09:15 AM (MT22W)

63 >>Shirley you jest?

Sometimes I think about changing my nic...

>>FYNQ

Next question.

Posted by: Shirley U. Jest/Mama AJ at February 13, 2015 09:15 AM (0xTsz)

64 All my competitors are belong to us.

I'm a big, fat juggernaut, bitches!

Posted by: Jeb at February 13, 2015 09:15 AM (lG2E3)

65 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 13, 2015 09:15 AM (kff5f)

66 Lay off maddog, He thinks He's Spidermans offspring.

NQ= no quarter

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:15 AM (nqBYe)

67 59 thanks Lizzy!

Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 13, 2015 09:15 AM (cbfNE)

68 >>I'm no Christie fan, but knowing that the MFM scuttled his Presidential ambitions and not the Republican voters really sucks.

Happens every election. By the time of the general, a large percentage of the public will hate whomever we nominate for no other reason than the msm will tell us to.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2015 09:15 AM (g1DWB)

69 Batgirl Yvonne Craig as an Orion slave girl.

http://youtu.be/1H2QvmWLT4s

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:15 AM (gs25x)

70
Can Walker carry his state?

He's won three elections in four years.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 13, 2015 09:15 AM (zxQ4h)

71 NQ = Next Question

Posted by: AnthonyB at February 13, 2015 09:16 AM (C8Q5F)

72 I just figured it's one of those "collective unconscious" things.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 09:14 AM (KH1sk)


Pretty sure that I saw in my Jung textbook's discussion of archetypes.

Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 09:16 AM (MT22W)

73 Obama Amnesty Loophole Could Allow Illegals To Vote

No, really? I would never have thought that any amnesty would lead to illegals voting. Not. Ever.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 13, 2015 09:16 AM (kff5f)

74
Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:09 AM (lIU4e)
No, I didn't see it but I've tried to figure the Constitutional Carry law meaning out. You're right, it is a clusterfornication.

Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:16 AM (xWW96)

75 OK, I'd like a school lunch from Italy of France today, please!
Those look fabulous.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2015 09:16 AM (WvpaS)

76 NQ= no quarter

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:15 AM (nqBYe)



What? I thought it was "next question".

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:16 AM (doBIb)

77 EC, what is an Orion slave girl?

Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:05 AM (xWW96)

One was Uhura's roommate in the new movies. Yes, I'd hit it.

Posted by: Paladin at February 13, 2015 09:17 AM (YNPwP)

78 Beaten by Lizzie!

Posted by: AnthonyB at February 13, 2015 09:17 AM (C8Q5F)

79 @54

Star Trek has been on Syfy network for ages, as well as Netflix and Amazon Prime.

Plus, there was an Orion girl in the 09 Star Trek reboot.

There is no excuse for not knowing Star Trek lore. Haha.

Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 09:17 AM (TMe1n)

80 NQ

New Queen...same as the old queen.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 13, 2015 09:17 AM (EKSPo)

81 EC, we can thik anything we want in alice's rest-auu-rant.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:17 AM (nqBYe)

82 Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 13, 2015 09:05 AM (cbfNE)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2015 09:17 AM (DXzRD)

83 think even.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:17 AM (nqBYe)

84 My favorite part of the "penis reduction" story? Where the doctor refers to the 7-inch length as "generous." Damn, I'm Superman!

That third party we've been trying to name?
How about the Ten Inches Around Party?
Should discourage the fence-sitters, as you might call them.

Posted by: Yeah, I'll Use This Name for Now at February 13, 2015 09:17 AM (xq1UY)

85 send maddogg to the red room for not knowing

Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 09:18 AM (sWgE+)

86 EC, what is an Orion slave girl?

Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:05 AM

It's from Star Trek.

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:09 AM


Sigh. There's a conversation that I never thought I would see at the HQ

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2015 09:18 AM (2Ayux)

87 reolice scenarios and civil rights leaders

As the token anarchist of this place I totally agree that these race baiters have no idea what a shootout is like

It's also why we have to end the drug war. People shoot at cops a lot less in places without trafficking; fancy that!

Posted by: HoboJerk, The State Loves You at February 13, 2015 09:18 AM (FA3Z7)

88 but i'm not bossy we don't actually have to think.

take me for example , i just float along.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:18 AM (nqBYe)

89 Needs Quincy

Posted by: Jack Klugman at February 13, 2015 09:19 AM (eTY+n)

90 Mr. Maddog your Agonizer please.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:19 AM (gs25x)

91
It's from Star Trek.
Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:09 AM (doBIb)
*****
Funny, I always thought people were talking about the girl in star wars that gotten eaten by that big monster thing.

Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:19 AM (lIU4e)

92 GOP Introduces Bill To Stop Feds From Watching Porn At Work

And here we always say the GOP isn't serious about reducing the Federal National bureaucracy.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 13, 2015 09:19 AM (kff5f)

93 coughing, who says i kant tipe

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:20 AM (nqBYe)

94 That third party we've been trying to name?
How about the Ten Inches Around Party?
Should discourage the fence-sitters, as you might call them.
Posted by: Yeah, I'll Use This Name for Now at February 13, 2015 09:17 AM (xq1UY)
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Maybe a coalition with P.J. O'Rourke's "Pants Down Republicans"? Big tent!


Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 09:20 AM (KH1sk)

95 Maddog is probably young.
Do you know just how long ago it was that Star
Trek was on TV?



It came on right after FDR's Fireside Chats.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:20 AM (ZGv1c)

96 My son is 12 years old and even he knows about the Orion slave girl. And at his age, he's starting to understand why that knowledge is very, very important.

Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 09:20 AM (MT22W)

97 The school lunches pics must be out of date. The USA one does not look Mooch approved.

Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 13, 2015 09:20 AM (cbfNE)

98 Mr. Maddog your Agonizer please.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:19 AM


Well played.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2015 09:20 AM (2Ayux)

99 Guten Morgen, meine fapperschen!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:20 AM (2Ojst)

100 nq= new quandary

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:21 AM (nqBYe)

101 I just cannot shake this bad mood. So here's a little upper:A 24-year old Elizabeth Taylor in her only known nude portrait; taken by Roddy McDowall as a gift for her future husband Mike Todd:

http://goo.gl/I2DBT6

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 13, 2015 09:21 AM (zF6Iw)

102 EC, we can thik anything we want in alice's rest-auu-rant.



Well kiss my grits.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:21 AM (ZGv1c)

103 I'll add one more to that excellent list of science questions:

What science classes have you taken in college?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2015 09:21 AM (WvpaS)

104 new quisling?

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:21 AM (nqBYe)

105 Just finished reading several articles. All the way through, no less!

Thanks for the links, BenK, today and always.

What would y'all have done if you realized the deck wasn't shuffled?

Posted by: mindful webworker - Lord help us at February 13, 2015 09:21 AM (2E/Tt)

106 grits- wall paste

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:22 AM (nqBYe)

107
Walker Connery replied, "No. Your mother, Trebeck."

FIFY

Posted by: Fox2! at February 13, 2015 09:22 AM (brIR5)

108 My son is 12 years old and even he knows about the Orion slave girl. And at his age, he's starting to understand why that knowledge is very, very important.



Has he ever seen attack ships burning off the shoulder of Orion?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:22 AM (ZGv1c)

109 So, I was mildly interested in seeing the kingsman before I read that review.

Now? No way. Sounds like leftist pablum. Ugh. Can we not get a good spy movie with real vilains who are not 'one percenters' or the government? Sheesh.
Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:07 AM (lIU4e)



Or you could, I don't know, read other reviews?

Like the Free Beacon's?

http://freebeacon.com/culture/kingsman-review/

Or, even better, realize that anything that refers to an obvious Fred Phelps group as ultraconservative doesn't know what the actual hell it is talking about. Or, more to the point since it's The Daily Beast, is lying when it does that.

Or even better in that, possibly consider that a movie in which the lead villain is a global warming billionaire following the Rainbow Six plan for conservation may not be leftist pablum.

Seriously, people. Part of the Stop Politicizing All The Things includes not letting other people's porting of their politics onto a movie, book, art work, whatever serve as some kind of de facto determination that oh I can't see that. By the by, I am including Sonny Bunch's review in that. Yes, I trust him more about the politics but I am mainly interested in his discussion of the things that go boom.

Here is my take on it. Colin Firth kills people whilst wearing bespoke tailoring. Yes, please.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with Extra Jazz Hands at February 13, 2015 09:22 AM (mf5HN)

110 I'll add one more to that excellent list of science questions:

Or turn it around completely: "Do you believe in transubstantiation or consubstantiation?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 13, 2015 09:22 AM (kff5f)

111 grits with a sunny side up egg mixed in. Yum

Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 09:23 AM (sWgE+)

112 First penis reduction surgery... and of course its Florida. Why does it always have to be Florida? I should move...

You gonna move there to get a bigger one?
Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at February 13, 2015 09:14 AM (zxQ4h)

Well isn't Chelsea Manning getting a radical penis reduction at Federal expense?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2015 09:23 AM (rDqRv)

113 81 EC, we can thik anything we want in alice's rest-auu-rant.
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:17 AM (nqBYe)

Do we get a VW Microbus with shovels and rakes and implements of dee-struction? Or 27 8x10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining how they're going to be used as evidence against us?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:23 AM (2Ojst)

114
One was Uhura's roommate in the new movies.

Uhura -- she was like the intergalactic telephone operator, amiright?

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 13, 2015 09:23 AM (zxQ4h)

115 It's from Star Trek.

Chay-zus, I'm among the Heathen.
--Connery, Untouchables

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 13, 2015 09:23 AM (xq1UY)

116 I just cannot shake this bad mood. So here's a little upper:A 24-year old Elizabeth Taylor in her only known nude portrait; taken by Roddy McDowall as a gift for her future husband Mike Todd:

http://goo.gl/I2DBT6

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 13, 2015 09:21 AM (zF6Iw)



Elbows this early? Why not? It's Friday!

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (doBIb)

117 ew

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (nqBYe)

118 Of course how can we forget Lt. Uhura as her carnivorous Imperial doppelganger.

http://youtu.be/9CJdFppsHeo

Nichelle Nichols will be attending Pensacon later this month.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (gs25x)

119
Here is a treat for my myriad of fans!

http://tinyurl.com/pyml52a

Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (xWW96)

120 114
One was Uhura's roommate in the new movies.

Uhura -- she was like the intergalactic telephone operator, amiright?
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 13, 2015 09:23 AM (zxQ4h)

Dude, seriously? Communications officer and xenolinguistics expert.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (2Ojst)

121 I'll add one more to that excellent list of science questions:

Or turn it around completely: "Do you believe in transubstantiation or consubstantiation?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 13, 2015 09:22 AM (kff5f)



Can you accurately describe Schroedinger's cat for us?

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (doBIb)

122 101 MPPPP.

Niiice.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (GqEzX)

123 If I had the teenage Floridian in earshot, I would tell him half measures are just that, half measures.

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (Moh0M)

124 >>Here is my take on it. Colin Firth kills people whilst wearing bespoke tailoring. Yes, please.

THIS!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2015 09:25 AM (WvpaS)

125 Insomniac, well i dunno, i got stuck on the rake.

wut for?

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:25 AM (nqBYe)

126 118 Of course how can we forget Lt. Uhura as her carnivorous Imperial doppelganger.

http://youtu.be/9CJdFppsHeo

Nichelle Nichols will be attending Pensacon later this month.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (gs25x)

She was teh hawt in that uniform.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:25 AM (2Ojst)

127 Christie, I hardly knew you.
And I'm OK with that. You know, big sweaty guys from Jersey, pal around with jug ears, thinks Springsteen is the epitome of rock music. That's all I really need to know.
Bye, bye.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 13, 2015 09:25 AM (EKSPo)

128 One was Uhura's roommate in the new movies. Yes, I'd hit it.

I did.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 13, 2015 09:25 AM (brIR5)

129 Naked Quadroon

Posted by: Jessica Szohr at February 13, 2015 09:25 AM (eTY+n)

130 119

Yea, right!! Your black listed

Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 09:25 AM (sWgE+)

131 maddog, you can't make me click!

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:26 AM (nqBYe)

132 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (gs25x)
--
Of course, now we now why Sulu didn't pursue Uhura.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 09:26 AM (KH1sk)

133 AllenG, I like your science question! Don;t understand it, but I would love to see it posed to Hills and Lizzie.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2015 09:26 AM (WvpaS)

134 125 Insomniac, well i dunno, i got stuck on the rake.

wut for?
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:25 AM (nqBYe)

For dumping the garbage, of course. And to prosecute us for litterin'.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:26 AM (2Ojst)

135 BTW, Gabe's article about SCOTUS invincibility at The Federalist got mauled pretty badly yesterday.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 13, 2015 09:26 AM (YYJjz)

136 Of course, now we now why Sulu didn't pursue Uhura.

Yep, he would have had a penis reduction. The hard way.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:27 AM (gs25x)

137 Do we get a VW Microbus with shovels and rakes and implements of dee-struction? Or 27 8x10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining how they're going to be used as evidence against us?

Sit down on the bench next to me, son. We need to discuss your encyclopedic knowledge of such obscurity.

Posted by: Father Raper at February 13, 2015 09:27 AM (zxQ4h)

138 Nichelle Nichols posed nude(topless at least).I'd post the pics but I'm too lazy to find them.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:27 AM (KETbL)

139 ooh, Insomniac, can't we just say a mans trash is another mans treasure and some man will be long soon to clean up?

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:27 AM (nqBYe)

140 @109

I've heard excellent things about Kingsman from non-lefty people.

Unfortunately, I don't know that I can plunk down the money to go see it. The trailer and clips, all I can think of is Justin Bieber. Ugh, the Biebs. And, the downfall of society where boys want to be like this Bieber wannabe and not like real dudes.

I am sure there is a reason the kid is the way it is. But, I am sure they could have made an equally effective movie without the kid being a punk.

Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 09:27 AM (TMe1n)

141 In Chicago (yeah I know) there was an alderman whose father ran a photo studio - the photo studio was a front, the actual purpose of the photo studio was to provide professionally done photos for illegals to use on their phony documents.

When caught, both the alderman and his father pulled the Rick from Casablanca routine, what, there's illegal activity going on in this establishment?

Posted by: Boots at February 13, 2015 09:27 AM (l9mF2)

142
"Here is my take on it. Colin Firth kills people whilst wearing bespoke tailoring. Yes, please. "
***
So did you see it? If the review was basically all wrong, than maybe I'll think about it again. Of course, I see about 3 movies a year so it was sort of touch and go anyway.

Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:28 AM (lIU4e)

143 @126 I think there should be no more question on why Takei went Teh Ghey.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 13, 2015 09:28 AM (xq1UY)

144 If we're getting into mirror universe stuff, then we gotta show the T'Pol-Hoshi fight.

What is it about the mirror universe and crop tops?

Nevermind that, how can I get there???


http://youtu.be/JfEArDctJJo

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:28 AM (doBIb)

145 Give an Orion slave girl a glass of Romulan ale and stand back...

Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2015 09:28 AM (VndSC)

146 I take it Her Imperial Majesty plans to go see Kingsman?

*Orders a tub of popcorn and a barrel of pop*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:28 AM (gs25x)

147 Dude, seriously? Communications officer and xenolinguistics expert.


So. One ringey dingey, a two ringey dingey......

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:29 AM (ZGv1c)

148
Or you could, I don't know, read other reviews?
********
I don't generally read many reviews at all.

I'm not for the politization of all things, actually, but I do try to avoid things that should be fun but are actually political. Sadly, that is a lot of the things.

Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:29 AM (lIU4e)

149 "Evolution of a Tactic" just offered to update my Adobe Flash and downloaded without my permission. It didn't link to an article.

Posted by: Mindy at February 13, 2015 09:29 AM (81V/7)

150 Mirror Universe Trek rocks. I love how the security team just leans back and watches the fight.

OMG, I wonder if this Horde iteration is some sort of Mirror Universe NRO comment section gone rogue?
**mind blown**

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 09:30 AM (KH1sk)

151 If one person just does it, they'll think he's really sick and won't take 'im. And if two people do it...they'll think you're both faggots and won't take either of you.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:30 AM (2Ojst)

152 Yes, I trust him more about the politics but I am mainly interested in his discussion of the things that go boom.

This.

I have no desire to watch Kingsman. It doesn't actually look all that good to me. However- an action movie (as an action movie) has succeeded when two things happen: people die, and stuff blows up. If there can be hot, scantily attired females involved, so much the better.

It has failed (as an action movie) if it forces me to think, if it forces me to consider politics, if it breaks versimilitude.

If it does not force me to think (that is: the plot is fairly straight forward (not the same as linear)), and it does not force me to think of politics (that is: doesn't get up in my face about 'Gun owners bad!' or whatever), and it does not break versimilitude (it's internally consistent-ish), then I'm probably happy enough with the movie.

Prime example (successful): the Independence Day movie. Leftist drivel? Yeah, if you let yourself think about it. But it doesn't *make* you think about it. And it has great lines like "I couldda been at a barbeque!" and "You really think you can do all the bullshit you just said?"

Prime example (unsuccessful): Minority Report. Not exactly leftist drivel, but the plot was so complex I spent more time trying to figure out WTF was going on than watching fight-scenes. (Yes, I know Minority Report is not actually an action movie, but the promos sold it as one- another FAIL).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 13, 2015 09:30 AM (kff5f)

153 120

Dude, seriously? Communications officer and xenolinguistics expert.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (2Ojst)


...who couldn't speak a word of Klingon.

Posted by: Big McLargehuge at February 13, 2015 09:30 AM (u9OP6)

154 All Hail Eris if we were Mirror Universe gone wild then how many trools would be disintegrated by phaser fire?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:31 AM (gs25x)

155 Any question that starts out with "do you believe" is not a science question, it's an ideology question.

Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 13, 2015 09:31 AM (cbfNE)

156 Nichelle Nichols posed nude

Yeah, she also posed with TFG in the Oval Office.
That's a cross-off on yer fap-list, right there.
She's still awful purdy, though. Nice lady. Too bad.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 13, 2015 09:31 AM (xq1UY)

157 I think we should let the feds surf porn at work. The longer they are doing that the less time they are interfering with my life.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 13, 2015 09:32 AM (6fyGz)

158 There was a grassroots organization formed when CA tried to give CDLs to illegals. The SPLC put that group on there stupid list.

The SPLC is corrupt as hell.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 13, 2015 09:32 AM (iQIUe)

159 Brian Williams is delusional.

Posted by: Walter Mitty at February 13, 2015 09:33 AM (PtTYB)

160 If I have to accept that 2 guys who got 'married' in New York City?! are just as married here in ETEX, then they need to recognize my Texas Concealed Carry. The fact that I am armed anywhere on this planet is nothing for those 2 guys to worry about. In fact, it should be the least of their worries.

Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2015 09:33 AM (go5uR)

161 @147

I love you so much.

It drives me crazy when people downplay Lt. Uhura, like she is a nothing.

She is badasser than most folks, and talented enough to get assigned to the Enterprise.

She is SO much more than the phone operator.

Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 09:33 AM (TMe1n)

162 Give an Orion slave girl a glass of Romulan ale and stand back move in very close...

Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2015 09:28 AM (VndSC)


Fixed.

Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 09:33 AM (MT22W)

163 Heh. Endorsement points to Ben Carson.

Posted by: Mindy at February 13, 2015 09:33 AM (81V/7)

164 GGE limit them to only Twilight and Fifty Shades pr0n.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:33 AM (gs25x)

165 Dude, seriously? Communications officer and xenolinguistics expert.

A prime -- albeit only -- example of my Muslim Outreach program.

Posted by: The Precedent at February 13, 2015 09:33 AM (zxQ4h)

166 ...who couldn't speak a word of Klingon.
Posted by: Big McLargehuge at February 13, 2015 09:30 AM (u9OP6)


Yeah, that was a really stupid part of the movie. Considering the Klingon Empire was the main enemy of the Federation, it was like a CIA NOC in Moscow not speaking a word of Russian.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:33 AM (2Ojst)

167 Nichelle Nichols posed nude


Yeah, she also posed with TFG in the Oval Office. That's a cross-off on yer fap-list, right there.




Non-invasive penis reduction surgery.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:34 AM (ZGv1c)

168 exactly votermom i tried to make that point a couple of days ago. (badly of course)

and why are the inquisitioners never asked why they believe in xyz, and to explain scientifically the reason?

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:34 AM (nqBYe)

169 156 Her and George Takei did a terrible pseudo Star Trek video for Social Security.I had the misfortune of having some business with them and they ran it on the screen in the waiting room.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:34 AM (KETbL)

170 Independence Day movie

Love how Will Smith walks from the Grand Canyon to Area 51 dragging a space alien. Or the air battle starts in LA then the next minute are in the Grand Canyon. But I do enjoy the movie.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 09:34 AM (sWgE+)

171 161 @147

I love you so much.

It drives me crazy when people downplay Lt. Uhura, like she is a nothing.

She is badasser than most folks, and talented enough to get assigned to the Enterprise.

She is SO much more than the phone operator.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 09:33 AM (TMe1n)

*blushes*

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:34 AM (2Ojst)

172 I hear Brian Williams is going to write a sequel to an American classic novel. It'll be called To Misremember a Mockingbird.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 13, 2015 09:34 AM (XUKZU)

173 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:31 AM (gs25x)
---
All of them.

Okay, timeline-wise, we're obviously the precursor. It's only a matter time before the Horde goes off-planet. Or is forced off-planet.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 09:35 AM (KH1sk)

174 There was another middle aged NYT reporter that kicked the bucket, too. He was actually a reporter. David Carr I never heard of before so I read a bit up on him. He was a columnist editor -- I wouldnt call him a reporter but few are these days. They credit him with the creation of LenaDunham so he's got that going for him. And he was a horrible person in his 30s but being a lefty all is forgiven.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 13, 2015 09:35 AM (iQIUe)

175 I'm sure Kirk nailed Uhura at some point.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:35 AM (KETbL)

176 Valentines Public service announcement here to the homies with bitchez, don't tie them up and do the dirty, even if they ask you to.

Posted by: Rick James at February 13, 2015 09:35 AM (Moh0M)

177 sigh i guess i have to google Lt. Uhura to know what the furor is all about.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:35 AM (nqBYe)

178 Jeebus, that kid going for penis-reduction surgery. Ten inches AROUND. He doesn't use a sheepskin condom, he uses the whole goddamn sheepskin.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (2Ojst)

179 >>Prime example (successful): the Independence Day movie. Leftist drivel?

Dunno, usually when I hear some Lefty or Dem wax on about diversity and reaching out to the Muslim community I recall this scene, which pretty much sums up Radical Islam's attitude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwhI7qdrsaA

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (WvpaS)

180 and talented enough to get assigned to the Enterprise.

Just like Reginald Barclay. o.O

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (/kI1Q)

181 Now some musical interlude

http://youtu.be/3B4lsvrzfZI

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (gs25x)

182 sigh i guess i have to google Lt. Uhura to know what the furor is all about.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:35 AM (nqBYe)



*gasps*

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (doBIb)

183 Christie traded his soul to gain the world. Hugging JEF during Sandy brought him a short-term payout and lost him the White House.

He should have run in 2012. Then he knifed Romney after being passed over for veep.

Crist and the late Specter shows you what happens when you get in bed with the Dems. He should just start sending his resume to K Street.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (Y92Nd)

184 177sigh i guess i have to google Lt. Uhura to know what the furor is all about.Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:35 AM (nqBYe) Ha!

Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (xWW96)

185 "One ringy dingy,,, two ringy dingy..."
"Yes, hello,,, is this the party to which I am speaking?"

Posted by: ?? at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (YUN1C)

186 You do realize, don't you, that any federally-constructed firewall to prevent Civil Servants from surfing Duh Pron will also lock them out of this site?

Government will never be your friend. A dangerous servant and a fearful master. Baiter.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (xq1UY)

187 ...pulled the Rick from Casablanca routine, what, there's illegal activity going on in this establishment?

Posted by: Boots at February 13, 2015 09:27 AM


That was Inspector Renalt's (Claude Raines) line in Casablanca

/pedant

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (2Ayux)

188 That was Inspector Renalt's (Claude Raines) line in Casablanca

/pedant
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (2Ayux)

Your winnings, sir.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:37 AM (2Ojst)

189 175 She bangs Spock in the new one.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 13, 2015 09:37 AM (Y92Nd)

190 170 I liked that movie at the time I saw it but I think it was a case of mass delusion.Everybody liked it so I liked it.Than I started thinking about it...

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:37 AM (KETbL)

191
Are we still talking about Yvonne Craig?

http://bit.ly/1J8KydY

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2015 09:37 AM (JtwS4)

192 EC, in my defense i'm not a trekkie.

slides under the bed to hide.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:37 AM (nqBYe)

193
Childrens author Susan Eddy dead after being hit by ambulance in New York

The 69-year-old writer and publisher is believed to have ran into the path of the vehicle near Macys department store in Herald Square while it was responding to an emergency.




"Quick! Somebody call a --- oh, wait...."


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 13, 2015 09:37 AM (kdS6q)

194
Willow, all you need to know about Lt. Uhura.
http://tinyurl.com/pyml52a

Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:37 AM (xWW96)

195 also in my defense i knew the word Trekkie!

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:37 AM (nqBYe)

196 189 Yeah I know,haven't seen them and have no desire to see them.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:38 AM (KETbL)

197 190 170 I liked that movie at the time I saw it but I think it was a case of mass delusion.Everybody liked it so I liked it.Than I started thinking about it...
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:37 AM (KETbL)

Well, they did blow up the White House and those idiots on the rooftop of that skyscraper, so there's that.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:38 AM (2Ojst)

198 Just like Reginald Barclay. o.O

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (/kI1Q)



Dwight Schultz is a fellow Moron.


Back when Breitbart first got started, he actually had several posts there describing how he was secretly blacklisted in Hollywood and how his career finally ended because of lefty douchebaggery.

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:38 AM (doBIb)

199 More music, relevant...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=00zuDUNTeXM

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 13, 2015 09:38 AM (EKSPo)

200 @178 Obviously a candidate for the Knights of the Chupacabra.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 13, 2015 09:38 AM (xq1UY)

201
So, Justice Kennedy likes to liquor Justice Ginsburg up?

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 13, 2015 09:38 AM (iQIUe)

202 The Trek reboots I pretend don't exist, much like Star Trek V.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:38 AM (gs25x)

203 nope, not clicking maddog.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:38 AM (nqBYe)

204 AllenG, I like your science question! Don;t understand it, but I would love to see it posed to Hills and Lizzie.

It's not a science question. It's a religious one.

One of the big fights in the Church (Catholics as well as Orthodox and Protestants) was over how *exactly* the Lord's Supper works. The two opposing theories were consubstantiation and transubstantiation. Transubstantiation (what the Catholics decided, I think (not a Catholic)) says that the bread and the cup turn into Jesus' literal flesh and blood as you take them. Consubstantiation says that Jesus' flesh and blood (or their spiritual equivalents- I'm CoC, we don't really care too much one way or the other) exists along side (con-) the bread and the cup.

Except for theologians (or theological geeks, like me) most people don't even know the two concepts exist, let alone which is which, why the Church even asked the question, etc.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 13, 2015 09:39 AM (kff5f)

205 Shit, on Orion we read "50 Shades of Green" in elementary school. And that was in '67!

Posted by: Orion Slave Girl at February 13, 2015 09:39 AM (gwG9s)

206
Dude, seriously? Communications officer and xenolinguistics expert.



Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (2Ojst)



And depressingly gorgeous to boot.


And she wore a miniskirt well.


And the uniform in the Mirror universe... hot damn. o.0 I was only a small Trekkie at the time, eight or nine, and I was nuts for her.


It was either gonna be Gates McFadden or Nichelle Nichols I married when I grew up. Alas, there were things I didn't understand then <.< like how actresses don't marry schoolboy fans. Oh, well.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 13, 2015 09:39 AM (9LuAk)

207 >>I'm sure Kirk nailed Uhura at some point.

Kirk nailed everyone, part of his charm.
Like Bond in that respect.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2015 09:39 AM (WvpaS)

208 Well isn't Chelsea Manning getting a radical penis reduction at Federal expense?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2015 09:23 AM (rDqRv)

You being a certain type of doctor could provide free of no charge dental work, lead filling, some assy required?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 09:40 AM (2Aj5D)

209 And, if you would read the recent comics as I have (I cannot believe I am admitting that)

you would know that she not only had to complete xenolinguistic courses, but engineering, and science specific courses as well.

Not only that, but she was considered to be the very top of her class in those areas, graduated at the Academy ahead of schedule, and was routinely asked to participate in Starfleet functions, also asked to be a teaching assistant by virtually all of her professors, due to her high academic achievement.

Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 09:40 AM (TMe1n)

210 194
Willow, all you need to know about Lt. Uhura.
http://tinyurl.com/pyml52a
Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:37 AM (xWW96)

Don't listen to him. Here's all anybody really needs to know about Lt. Uhura (NSFW):

http://tinyurl.com/kmmvt3n

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:40 AM (2Ojst)

211 206 Mmm,Dr. Crusher.Wesley would have to go out an airlock.Or transported into the center of a star.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:40 AM (KETbL)

212 197
I remember people in the theater cheering when the white house got it. I still watch, but for what it is mindless dribble.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 09:40 AM (sWgE+)

213 sniff, think i will take some more thera flu and climb back into bed.

have fun guyz

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:40 AM (nqBYe)

214 Teen Has World's First Penis Reduction Surgery

Isn't going to zero a reduction?

Posted by: "Don't Call Me Bruce" Jenner at February 13, 2015 09:40 AM (Y/+LR)

215 They will sure as hell vote in Colorado, where the motor-voter process of getting a DL and getting on the voter roll requires no proof of citizenship.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 13, 2015 09:41 AM (vSxTY)

216 207 >>I'm sure Kirk nailed Uhura at some point.

Kirk nailed everyone, part of his charm.
Like Bond in that respect.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2015 09:39 AM (WvpaS)

He never even made a pass at me. *pouts*

Posted by: Lt. Sulu at February 13, 2015 09:41 AM (2Ojst)

217 Hey GOPe cowards, instead ofshutting off the pron forgovernment employees, how bout we just close up some agencies and shrink what remains? F8cjing worthless cowards....

Posted by: The Prophet Some Dope at February 13, 2015 09:41 AM (hKyl0)

218 Teen Has World's First Penis Reduction Surgery


Ahem.

Posted by: John Wayne Bobbit at February 13, 2015 09:41 AM (Y/+LR)

219 Dwight Schultz is a fellow Moron.


Kickass.

Consubstantiation says that Jesus' flesh and blood...exists along side (con-) the bread and the cup.


"In, with, and under." Just like the carrots in our Jello.

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 13, 2015 09:41 AM (/kI1Q)

220 214 Teen Has World's First Penis Reduction Surgery

Isn't going to zero a reduction?
Posted by: "Don't Call Me Bruce" Jenner at February 13, 2015 09:40 AM (Y/+LR)

That's more like a deletion.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:41 AM (2Ojst)

221
This caloric restriction story in the sidebar: I knew someone who did that. He was hit by a car and died anyway. But he looked like a walking skeleton. I heard an interview on the radio of people who did it. They are hungry & miserable all the time. All this to eek out a few years? Forget it!

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 13, 2015 09:42 AM (iQIUe)

222 Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:40 AM (

Not safe for work?

Not safe for your face, hey kid you'll shoot your eye out.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 09:42 AM (2Aj5D)

223 We should be thankful on Iota Kirk never put his heater down to bang some moll. The implications...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:42 AM (gs25x)

224 Dwight Schultz used to write columns at BigHollywood.He had some great stories about being conservative in hollywood.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:42 AM (KETbL)

225 GOP Introduces Bill To Stop Feds From Watching Porn At Work
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These sites are blocked where I work (no, I didn't check). Are you so starved for mental stimulation that you can't whip up your own amusements? Use your imagination! You can do it in the middle of a meeting and no one is the wiser.

This is another sad case of outsourcing work your id is unwilling to do.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 09:42 AM (KH1sk)

226 so you guys - this morning Chris Stigall was interviewing the head of the PA DNC or somesuch about Philly getting the DNC convention?

And he mentioned the previous convention in Philly (194 - specifically because the Dem nominee at that convention who went on to win did NOT have a college degree - ok this is taking a while but I heard the interview live and THE DNC GUY HAD NO IDEA WHO THAT WAS.

sorry I'm at work so have to rush but OMG they are all MORONS. you would think I dunno this is HIS JOB basically you would think he would know! but he clearly did NOT know!

Posted by: BlackOrchidPhotobomb at February 13, 2015 09:42 AM (pS66t)

227
Funny, I always thought people were talking about the girl in star wars that gotten eaten by that big monster thing.

There's a green dancing girl in Star Wars who falls through a hole in the floor. If you freeze frame you can see her boob fall out of her costume as she's falling.

Or so I've been told.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2015 09:43 AM (JtwS4)

228 Are you so starved for mental stimulation that you can't whip up your own amusements?

ISWYDT.

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 13, 2015 09:44 AM (/kI1Q)

229
Dwight Schultz is a fellow Moron.


Back when Breitbart first got started, he actually had several posts there describing how he was secretly blacklisted in Hollywood and how his career finally ended because of lefty douchebaggery.


Yep.

Prominently mentioned was Bruce Paltrow, major cocksucker and father of the precious pampered baby Gwynneth.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 13, 2015 09:44 AM (Y/+LR)

230 Twi'leks have tentacles growing out of their head. Orion slave girls do not. And Twi'leks do come in other colors.

/ takes off geekery + 5 hat

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:45 AM (gs25x)

231 I remember people in the theater cheering when the white house got it. I still watch, but for what it is mindless dribble.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 09:40 AM (sWgE+)

Re-lease meeeee.

Posted by: Area 51 Alien at February 13, 2015 09:45 AM (659DL)

232 Uhura? Hah! Orion Slave Girl? Phhhfffttt! I was, am and will l remain the hottest thing in any Star Trek! Google me, you furiously masturbating geeks.

Posted by: Yeoman Janice Rand at February 13, 2015 09:46 AM (gwG9s)

233 She bangs Spock in the new one.



Shebang shebang, shooby dedooby, shebang shebang!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:46 AM (ZGv1c)

234 A new report from Everytown says that, “some states do thorough criminal background checks on applicants, while other states have such ineffective permitting systems that they inadvertently issue permits to felons."

I followed the link because, what the hell, I wanted to know which states to move to after I become a convicted felon, and I find that the reason the county in Idaho issued the felon a CCW was because the Feds had already given him a NFA card for automatic weapons. I imagine the sheriff checked no further than that.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 13, 2015 09:46 AM (evdj2)

235 >>I'm sure Kirk nailed Uhura at some point.

You guys know this was a tv show and the characters don't really exist, right?

Right?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2015 09:46 AM (g1DWB)

236 Anna that's right and that character was Oola or something right?

Posted by: BlackOrchidPhotobomb at February 13, 2015 09:46 AM (pS66t)

237 @227

Who shot first?

Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 09:46 AM (TMe1n)

238
>>Dunno, usually when I hear some Lefty or Dem wax on about diversity and reaching out to the Muslim community I recall this scene, which pretty much sums up Radical Islam's attitude:

I thought it would be the 'we come in peace' clip from Mars attacks. Which was the best thing by far about that movie!

Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:46 AM (lIU4e)

239 235 Hush you.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:46 AM (KETbL)

240 Dwight Schultz is a fellow Moron.

Awesome.

You know... it'd be fun if some of these famous folks mixed it up with us every now and again.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 13, 2015 09:47 AM (kff5f)

241 The Trek reboots I pretend don't exist, much like Star Trek V.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:38 AM (gs25x)

Amen to both those points. I won't go to see the upcoming JJ Trek flick, the first one was bad enough, the second one had me furious and tremendously disappointed. -_- After seeing the blonde chick in the trailers along with the villain running around doing seemingly impossible physical feats, along with the movie posters depicting the utter destruction of Starfleet HQ... I was convinced that the flick was going to be a reboot of the pilot of the first Star Trek series, that the villain was Gary Mitchell, the blonde science officer was Elizabeth Dehner, and that this was going to freakin' ROCK.


Instead we got a really crappy Khan redux, nowhere near the quality of Wrath of Khan. No more JJ Trek. Ever.


My father heard a rumor that Patrick Stewart had signed on for a new TNG-era flick, perhaps with a new crew, but I just don't see any information about that on the internet. >.> I don't know where he heard that, but it seems to be bad intel.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 13, 2015 09:47 AM (9LuAk)

242 By the way not only is that putz Mcclaine claiming the Jews murdered in the Holocaust are responsible for their own deaths because of past lives??? But it is because they were part of the Crusades?

In a recent book, Oscar-winning actress Shirley MacClaine, asked whether victims of the Jewish genocide perpetrated by the Nazis may have been killers in previous lives, according to the Daily Mail.

MacLaines memoir posited the question: What if most Holocaust victims were balancing their karma from ages before, when they were Roman soldiers putting Christians to death, the Crusaders who murdered millions in the name of Christianity, soldiers with Hannibal, or those who stormed across the Near East with Alexander?

What the fuck is with Liberals and the Crusades all of a sudden. Dumb fucks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2015 09:47 AM (rDqRv)

243 Back when Breitbart first got started, he actually had several posts there describing how he was secretly blacklisted in Hollywood and how his career finally ended because of lefty douchebaggery.

Figures. His IMDB credits show he hasn't acted in at least 14 years, but he's done a buttload of voice work.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:48 AM (2Ojst)

244
So here's a little upper:A 24-year old Elizabeth Taylor in her only known nude portrait; taken by Roddy McDowall as a gift for her future husband Mike Todd:

Nice. Article says "for the first time". I've seen that picture on the web for years, but not in good enough quality to know if it were legit.

There are also pics of her in later years at a beach in a see-through white frock.

I'm sort of Rain Man about this stuff.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2015 09:48 AM (JtwS4)

245 Kirk nailed everyone, part of his charm.


See around the 1:50 mark here: http://youtu.be/tVuxvJVdZQc

Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 09:48 AM (MT22W)

246 As Jason Hamilton was a "card carrying member of the Aryan Nation" and got the NFA and CCW despite being a convicted felon, I'm betting he was a CI for some Federal Agency.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 13, 2015 09:49 AM (evdj2)

247 I'd just like to point out to all the people getting their panties in a wad about-

"The Daily Beast"s use of "one-percenters" for the villains what get killed in the movie-

reflects said reviewer trying to remain one of the cool kids while still liking a movie, where-

the main villain is a greentard and the conspiracy surrounding him and giving support are rich progtards

and Preezy Boyfriend's head is blown up.


You know, sort of like instead of Solyndra being a scam to relieve the taxpayers of $ 0.5 biilion,

and then given to super-rich .0001% greentards,

Solydra was a scam to kill all the unpeople of Jesusland and John Bullville with the .0001% greentards and progomites, getting a free pass.

Only the .0001% greentards and progomites get killed in the end.

A happy ending, what?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2015 09:49 AM (KBvAm)

248 If you freeze frame you can see her boob fall out of her costume as she's falling.

The only Bond movie I ever wanted to own was "Dr No" -- just so I could freeze frame the split second when a naked Ursula Andrews stepped out of the decontamination shower. But that split second doesn't exist on the CD. I could have sworn I saw it happen at the movies.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 13, 2015 09:49 AM (zxQ4h)

249 Posted by: Yeoman Janice Rand at February 13, 2015 09:46 AM (gwG9s)


Mz. Rand was indeed attractive, but she didn't have Uhura's gently lilting voice. c_c They never gave her enough lines... sigh...

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 13, 2015 09:50 AM (9LuAk)

250 Gary Mitchell, "Remember that blonde back at the Academy?
Kirk, "Remember her? I almost married her."
Mitchell, "I planned her whole campaign."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:50 AM (gs25x)

251 232
I raise you Persis Khambatta, to the bunk!

Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 09:50 AM (sWgE+)

252 Amen to both those points. I won't go to see the upcoming JJ Trek flick, the first one was bad enough, the second one had me furious and tremendously disappointed.

I thought the first one was passable. Just.

I walked out on the second one.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 13, 2015 09:51 AM (Y/+LR)

253 Uhm...

The movie referred to above was "Kingsmen".

Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2015 09:51 AM (KBvAm)

254 248 Prety sure you can find nude pics of Ursulla.Those Euro actresses all did nudes scenes at some point pretty much.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:51 AM (KETbL)

255
Transgender former Navy SEAL plans to challenge second-ranking House Democrat Steny Hoyer in Maryland congressional primary

http://tinyurl.com/nawae3q

Surprisingly, wearing a sun dress with a Seal tat on the bicep is less feminine than one might think.....


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 13, 2015 09:51 AM (kdS6q)

256 Uhura sings, Spock smiles!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B4lsvrzfZI

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 09:51 AM (KH1sk)

257 Non-surgical penis reduction, see Lena Dunham nude.

Posted by: Zelig Gump Mitty aka Brian Williams at February 13, 2015 09:52 AM (BKaug)

258 What the fuck is with Liberals and the Crusades all of a sudden. Dumb fucks



They got nuttin' and are grasping at straws. ANY straw.
If they were smart, they'd steer clsar of the crusades. Because if it ever becomes widely known WHY there were the crusades, they are toast.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:52 AM (ZGv1c)

259 Here's one of Dwight Schultz's Breitbart pieces about Hollywood. It's pretty good. And Bruce Paltrow is definitely a douchenozzle.

http://tinyurl.com/mrwtlc7

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:52 AM (2Ojst)

260 Gary Mitchell, "Remember that blonde back at the Academy?
Kirk, "Remember her? I almost married her."
Mitchell, "I planned her whole campaign."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:50 AM (gs25x)


From the episode "Where No Man Has Gone Before". And now you know why I couldn't get laid in high school.

Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 09:52 AM (MT22W)

261 Hottest Trek girl ever, Dr. Helen Noel:

http://tinyurl.com/lnkf35v

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 13, 2015 09:53 AM (Y/+LR)

262
>>These sites are blocked where I work (no, I didn't check).

Mine too, at least a ton of random stuff is blocked for various reasons so I assume porn is too. But it sounds like these people downloaded stuff to their computers in some way, hell they could have sent over email, right? I can't pull classic sheet music at work because 'categorization online music' but I can send it from my phone to my email and print it.

That story sounds like bullshit though. They could fire them if they wanted to.

Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:53 AM (lIU4e)

263 The Trek reboots I pretend don't exist

What reboots?


Hrm, Shatner and Fisher are coming to down next month.
http://is.gd/RzFjpM

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 13, 2015 09:54 AM (/kI1Q)

264 Nipples Quenched

Posted by: John Cleese at February 13, 2015 09:54 AM (eTY+n)

265 @241

I like JJ Trek. I like Original Trek, too.

I know a lot of people only like one or the other. But, I like both equally, and I understand the concept of alternate timeline, so I like and appreciate how they are different.

In one universe, Kirk is a charismatic but competent leader who did the right thing much more than he did the wrong thing. In the other, he is a kid who grew up without a father and with a chip on his shoulder. I can appreciate them both.

I like that Spock is a little more human in the reboot. And, Leonard Nimoy himself said that had ST not been cancelled after 3 seasons, they were probably going to flesh out a lot of the human elements of Spock. And, he was going to be much closer to the reboot Spock. But, I like the Nimoy deadpan from TOS.

"The villain." Dude, that's Cumberbatch. Respect, son.

Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 09:54 AM (TMe1n)

266
<<There's a green dancing girl in Star Wars who falls through a hole in the floor. If you freeze frame you can see her boob fall out of her costume as she's falling.

Hilarious. That's the one I was talking about. Why are there so many green dancing slave girls in these things?

Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:55 AM (lIU4e)

267 257 Non-surgical penis reduction, see Lena Dunham nude.
Posted by: Zelig Gump Mitty aka Brian Williams at February 13, 2015 09:52 AM (BKaug)

That's penile inversion right there.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:55 AM (2Ojst)

268 Nipples Quenched


Queried

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:55 AM (ZGv1c)

269 Why are there so many green dancing slave girls in these things?

I don't understand that question. At all.

Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 09:55 AM (MT22W)

270 It drives me crazy when people downplay Lt. Uhura, like she is a nothing. She is badasser than most folks, and talented enough to get assigned to the Enterprise. She is SO much more than the phone operator. Posted by: TickledPink

(To the tune of "People")

Trekkies
People who are, Trekkies
Are the craziest people, in the world
Watch them throw a screaming fit,
when you tell them Star Treks' shit........

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 13, 2015 09:56 AM (Spluw)

271 What made the green Orions so sought after is that they had 2 vaginas.Little known fact.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:57 AM (KETbL)

272 Hilarious. That's the one I was talking about. Why are there so many green dancing slave girls in these things?
Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:55 AM (lIU4e)

Why is the sky blue, water wet, and King Barry an asshole?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:57 AM (2Ojst)

273 Hottest Trek girl ever, Dr. Helen Noel:

http://tinyurl.com/lnkf35v

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 13, 2015 09:53 AM (Y/+LR)



Are we just talking TOS?

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:57 AM (doBIb)

274 Okay... time to throw a bomb.

Trekky or Treker?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 13, 2015 09:57 AM (kff5f)

275 @256

Oh my gosh, I love that scene. Don't even have to look at the link.

Beyond Antares, correct?

Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 09:57 AM (TMe1n)

276 So did you see it? If the review was basically all wrong, than maybe I'll think about it again. Of course, I see about 3 movies a year so it was sort of touch and go anyway.
Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:28 AM (lIU4e)


Considering that it just came out today, no, I have not seen it yet. But here is my question. Why are you letting one review from the rocket surgeons at The Daily Beast make up your mind for you? Same thing goes with the Free Beacon review as well. Read both sides and then decide for yourself. But don't read one thing by people who are such liars that they call Fred Phelps ultraconservative and assume that's the truth.

Hey, I'm not telling you to go. I'm not telling you not to go. Your life, your money, your time, your not wanting to come up with the bail money when you throttle the girls behind you who are taking selfies.

It's just that this instantaneous, knee jerk oh noes someone said this may have some Leftist commentary in it thus I must eliminate a potential source of entertainment from my life reaction drives me batty. Particularly when there appears to be no attempt to see what someone on the Right has to say about it.

It's a stupid action movie. Hell, I get pissed when big summer blockbusters have a CIA guy/gal in it and that person is not both simultaneously an eeeeevil genius and utterly incompetent. Enjoy the stuff blowing up.

Enjoy the fact that this is the story of a chav who is hauled off the street and told hey you want to make a difference? Become a gentleman.

Enjoy, deeply, Colin Firth in bespoke tailoring shooting things.

The Right complains, justifiably, about how the Left controls pop culture. Far too many people on the Right then turn around and refuse to go see anything or read anything or listen to anything if that work doesn't ticky all the proper right wing ticky boxes. I find that infuriating.

It's a freaking action movie. Stop Politicizing All The Things.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with Extra Jazz Hands at February 13, 2015 09:57 AM (mf5HN)

277 That's the one I was talking about. Why are there so many green dancing slave girls in these things?


Because reasons.

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:58 AM (doBIb)

278 Uhura was only there because she was schtupping Roddenberry. Chapel too.

ST was like a jobs program for Roddenberry's chicks.

Posted by: @JohnTant at February 13, 2015 09:58 AM (PFy0L)

279
>>>Trekky or Treker?

Neither.

Posted by: Bigby's Crossed Fingers at February 13, 2015 09:58 AM (3ZtZW)

280

Hilarious. That's the one I was talking about. Why are there so many green dancing slave girls in these things?

I remember as a kid going frame by frame when I first got the Jedi on VHS. You could freeze it and see her boob. Good stuff...

Posted by: Timon at February 13, 2015 09:58 AM (ZDJwC)

281 Love the bit of Triumph the Insult Dog raggin' on the fans at the Star Wars convention, and then he has some dude in a Spock costume walk by flippin' the bird to them all. lol!

Posted by: Mainah at February 13, 2015 09:58 AM (659DL)

282 278 Uhura was only there because she was schtupping Roddenberry. Chapel too.

ST was like a jobs program for Roddenberry's chicks.
Posted by: @JohnTant at February 13, 2015 09:58 AM (PFy0L)

If I was Roddenberry I'd have been tapping them too. Lucky bastard.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:59 AM (2Ojst)

283 Trekky or Treker?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 13, 2015 09:57 AM (kff5f)
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I prefer Trekhead, man.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 09:59 AM (KH1sk)

284 Hilarious. That's the one I was talking about.
Why are there so many green dancing slave girls in these things?



Other-worldly look. Cheap and quick trip thru make-up.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:59 AM (ZGv1c)

285 Green onions with two Virginians?

Posted by: Emily Litella at February 13, 2015 10:00 AM (eTY+n)

286
Anyways, just ducked out of a boring meeting. I'll hear about it laters, I'm betting.

/do not care

Posted by: Bigby's Crossed Fingers at February 13, 2015 10:00 AM (3ZtZW)

287 Love the bit of Triumph the Insult Dog raggin' on the fans at the Star Wars convention, and then he has some dude in a Spock costume walk by flippin' the bird to them all. lol!

Posted by: Mainah at February 13, 2015 09:58 AM (659DL)



Would love to see Triumph ragging on the fans waiting in line to see "50 Shades of Grey".


Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2015 10:00 AM (KBvAm)

288 Captain Kirk and Hans Solo walk into a bar.

The bartender says ' I'm warning you guys. No geek fights'

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 13, 2015 10:00 AM (iRZl4)

289 Trekkie doesn't bother me.

I think it rolls off the tongue better than Trekker myself. That's just me.

Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 10:00 AM (TMe1n)

290
>>>"The villain." Dude, that's Cumberbatch. Respect, son.
That is the SOLE reason I watched that movie on netflix.

Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 10:01 AM (lIU4e)

291 Trekkies the documentary. Also hilarious.

Posted by: Mainah at February 13, 2015 10:01 AM (659DL)

292 Is anyone watching "Spartacus" on Netflix?
I mean, the new tv show. Not the one with Tony Curtis and Lloyd Bridges.
I like it.

Posted by: navybrat at February 13, 2015 10:01 AM (JgC5a)

293 I had 'em all! Von Dutch called me "Hot Rod" and he was right!

Posted by: Zombie Gene Roddenberry at February 13, 2015 10:01 AM (gwG9s)

294 The new JJ Trek films are not reboots.

They are quasi-sequels.





Think about it.

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 10:01 AM (doBIb)

295 It might be instructive and/or entertaining to have somebody ask Hillary or Lizardbreath Warren to define the term "settled science".




I know, I know. A guy can dream can't he?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 13, 2015 10:02 AM (NeFrd)

296 I would just like to point out that-


I would absolutely rock a Savile Row bespoke suit.


and perchance, a bowler.



But, thus far, all I have are a couple of Hong Kong bespoke suits.

Not quite the same thing.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (KBvAm)

297 Is anyone watching "Spartacus" on Netflix? I mean, the new tv show. Not the one with Tony Curtis and Lloyd Bridges.



Spoiler alert: They all die.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (ZGv1c)

298 So, with 50 shades of grey showing will the movie theater now be a good place to pick up women?

Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (sWgE+)

299 @290

I don't care what people say about Into Darkness or the villain or anything like that. Cumberbatch was on point. I also thought Chris Pine really stepped up his game as well.

Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (TMe1n)

300 281 Love the bit of Triumph the Insult Dog ..at the Star Wars convention.by: Mainah

"Which is the button to call your mom to pick you up"
Comedy gold

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (02oLK)

301 Posted by: Mainah at February 13, 2015 09:58 AM (659DL)

New show starting soon on adult swim called the Jack and Triumph show. I have high hopes.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (iRZl4)

302
GGE limit them to only Twilight and Fifty Shades pr0n.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:33 AM (gs25x)


No, see, the point is to have them engaged and engrossed in something OTHER than interfering with my business, not enraged and ready to take their anger out on me.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (6fyGz)

303 That's the one I was talking about. Why are there so many green dancing slave girls in these things?

Cause yellow would be racist and/or jaundiced.
Blue: Smurfette. We're done here.
Red: Satanic.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (Spluw)

304
Would love to see Triumph ragging on the fans waiting in line to see "50 Shades of Grey".
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2015 10:00 AM


Now that would be epic!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (h4vJk)

305 292 Is anyone watching "Spartacus" on Netflix?
I mean, the new tv show. Not the one with Tony Curtis and Lloyd Bridges.
I like it.
Posted by: navybrat at February 13, 2015 10:01 AM (JgC5a)

It's on Netflix now? Didn't know that. There a whole lotta hot nekkid chicks in that show. Unfortunately there's also a level of floppy wieners exceeding Game of Thrones.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (2Ojst)

306 Gene Roddenberry's lyrics for Star Trek
----
Beyond
The rim of the star-light
My love
Is wand'ring in star-flight
I know
He'll find in star-clustered reaches
Love,
Strange love a star woman teaches.
I know
His journey ends never
His star trek
Will go on forever.
But tell him
While he wanders his starry sea
Remember, remember me.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 10:04 AM (gs25x)

307 But, thus far, all I have are a couple of Hong Kong bespoke suits.



Phooey.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 10:04 AM (ZGv1c)

308 Green Onions has no lyrics much less a vagina.

Posted by: Booker T and The MGs at February 13, 2015 10:04 AM (gwG9s)

309 Beyond Antares, correct?
Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 09:57 AM (TMe1n)
--
Nope, it's Uhura razzing a Vulcan harp-playing Spock. Here's "Beyond Antares":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0b5E_-2uNs

Bonus: Sheldon-Amy-esque banter betwixt the two.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 10:04 AM (KH1sk)

310 267 257 Non-surgical penis reduction, see Lena Dunham nude.
Posted by: Zelig Gump Mitty aka Brian Williams at February 13, 2015 09:52 AM (BKaug)

That's penile inversion right there.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:55 AM (2Ojst)

I don't think there is a drug out there that would bring it out either.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 10:04 AM (2Aj5D)

311 So, with 50 shades of grey showing will the movie theater now be a good place to pick up women?
Posted by: wrg500

If you have a forklift, yes.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 13, 2015 10:04 AM (Spluw)

312
>>Is anyone watching "Spartacus" on Netflix?

I've got it saved. Usually only watch the violent or nudity stuff once the kid passes out, though. Probably get to it next year sometime LOL

Posted by: Bigby's Crossed Fingers at February 13, 2015 10:05 AM (3ZtZW)

313 Great. Now I have to watch Guardians Of The Galaxy.

How. I. Suffer.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with Extra Jazz Hands at February 13, 2015 10:05 AM (mf5HN)

314 @309

Ugh, I am not a fan of Sheldon and Amy.

Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 10:05 AM (TMe1n)

315 311 So, with 50 shades of grey showing will the movie theater now be a good place to pick up women?
Posted by: wrg500

If you have a forklift, yes.
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 13, 2015 10:04 AM (Spluw)

The guys who have to mop the floors after are going to be pissed.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 10:05 AM (2Ojst)

316 Greetings gentlefappers.

Today is its own fresh hell. Friday the 13th.

"Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 13, 2015 10:06 AM (0HooB)

317 Gene Roddenberry's lyrics for Star Trek

Which he wrote so he could take half of Alexander Courage's royalties.

Frankly, Roddenberry was a douche.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 13, 2015 10:07 AM (Y/+LR)

318 So, with 50 shades of grey showing will the movie theater now be a good place to pick up women? Posted by: wrg500 If you have a forklift, yes. Posted by: Blue Hen at February 13, 2015 10:04 AM (Spluw) The guys who have to mop the floors after are going to be pissed.
Posted by: Insomniac

In a manner of speaking, yes.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 13, 2015 10:07 AM (Spluw)

319 Who clicked "Teen Penis Reduction Surgery" first. Besides me.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 13, 2015 10:07 AM (5buP8)

320 While he wanders his starry sea
Remember, remember me.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 10:04 AM (gs25x)


****


For some reason, as I was humming that inside my head the tune morphed into the theme from "The Love Boat".

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 13, 2015 10:07 AM (NeFrd)

321 *couriers to AlextheChick via FedEx a Dancing Groot figure*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 10:07 AM (gs25x)

322 319
Saw in on drudge yesterday

Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 10:07 AM (sWgE+)

323 I love in the original Spartacus Tony Curtis's line 'I'm a singer of songs'. The Brooklyn accent is so strong that it makes me chuckle every time I see it.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 13, 2015 10:08 AM (iRZl4)

324
<<<It's just that this instantaneous, knee jerk oh noes someone said this may have some Leftist commentary in it thus I must eliminate a potential source of entertainment from my life reaction drives me batty. Particularly when there appears to be no attempt to see what someone on the Right has to say about it.
...
It's a freaking action movie. Stop Politicizing All The Things.
****
Ordinarily, I would agree with you. But Hollywood can't seem to stop politicizing all the things and its annoying to go to a fun cheeseball spy movie and then find it was all about the evil americans or corporations. (I'm looking at you, the last bourne movie.)

But it's not even about the political anymore, it's that the political sucks the fun out of it because it is so damned predictable. I don't usually read reviews, I just go but a review was linked and it's friday before a long weekend and I forget which daily is what so hell, I took the 'watch a bunch of evil christians' part as legit. Because you know what? I've seen that scene. A bazillion times. So nobody get the benefit of the doubt from me.

Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 10:08 AM (lIU4e)

325 321
Too tall

Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 10:08 AM (sWgE+)

326
But, thus far, all I have are a couple of Hong Kong bespoke suits.

Heh. I got a couple of Bangkok bespoke suits. Felt like James Bond when I was ordering them. Result, not so much.

But I do look dapper in a Brooks Brothers suit and will happily wear one while killing anyone whom Alex wants killt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2015 10:08 AM (JtwS4)

327 Nood up.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 10:08 AM (KH1sk)

328 Since we're talking about Star Trek babes, I thought I'd share a collection of Seven of Nine's best moments. Enjoy: http://youtu.be/ww2a8x1OpEc

Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 10:08 AM (MT22W)

329 Who clicked "Teen Penis Reduction Surgery" first. Besides me.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

Is there a clip?

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 13, 2015 10:09 AM (Spluw)

330 By the way, I knew it was the Vulcan lyre scene. Just had a mind blip and was thinking "Beyond Anatares" But, in my mind, I was seeing the scene from Charlie X.


Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 10:09 AM (TMe1n)

331 Why in heavens name would docs or patient talk about their surgery? Creepy.

Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade at February 13, 2015 10:09 AM (cmBvC)

332 "Which is the button to call your mom to pick you up"
Comedy gold
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (02oLK)

haha, yeah! That one and when he says to the pregnant woman about having her kid "that's the last time he'll see female genitalia."

Posted by: Mainah at February 13, 2015 10:09 AM (659DL)

333 Is anyone watching "Spartacus" on Netflix? I mean, the new tv show. Not the one with Tony Curtis and Lloyd Bridges.



The first season of "Spartacus" is awesome.

The small setting, indignities, and increasing rage of the protagonists works very well.

Plus, the guy playing the Roman master is just a perfect clueless villain.

But following seasons get increasingly meh.


The big format and high school clique style plotting kinda ruin things.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2015 10:09 AM (KBvAm)

334 I love in the original Spartacus Tony Curtis's line 'I'm a singer of songs'. The Brooklyn accent is so strong that it makes me chuckle every time I see it.

From my faddah, who taught me da classics.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 13, 2015 10:09 AM (Y/+LR)

335 So nobody get the benefit of the doubt from me.
Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 10:08 AM (lIU4e)



That is completely fair.

Also, I'm sorry for going all THAT'S NOT FUNNY on you.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with Extra Jazz Hands at February 13, 2015 10:10 AM (mf5HN)

336 Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 13, 2015 10:08 AM (iRZl4)
---
MST3K: "Yonder lies the matte painting of the castle of my fodder."

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 10:10 AM (KH1sk)

337 Just for the record: the comment about Uhura being the 'intergalactic telephone operator' I cribbed from a black comedian.

So you all proved you're racist, teabagging UnPeople of Jesusland by flocking to her defense.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 13, 2015 10:12 AM (zxQ4h)

338 New open thread up, for all youse art lovers.

Posted by: PabloD at February 13, 2015 10:12 AM (9cxpI)

339

Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 10:08 AM (MT22W)

That episode where she played The Doctor living in Seven's body was just fantastic. That must have been a fun episode for her.

Also if she told me resistance was futile I'd agree on the spot. Between the heels, the figure, and the ice queen glare, yep, resistance is futile.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 13, 2015 10:12 AM (9LuAk)

340 Can you accurately describe Schroedinger's cat for us?
Once you opened the box, it was a tabby.

Posted by: brain williams at February 13, 2015 10:14 AM (2KB+E)

341 Jeri Ryan.


The bringer of SCOAMF.

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 10:17 AM (doBIb)

342 So many gaps in Star Trek knowledge.

Your agonizer, please.

Posted by: eman at February 13, 2015 10:19 AM (MQEz6)

343 Who clicked "Teen Penis Reduction Surgery" first. Besides me.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 13, 2015 10:07 AM (5buP



Haven't. Won't.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 13, 2015 10:19 AM (6fyGz)

344 Dr. Helen Noel crawling through the air ducts.

Nuff said.

Posted by: eman at February 13, 2015 10:20 AM (MQEz6)

345 That episode where she played The Doctor living in Seven's body was just fantastic. That must have been a fun episode for her.
And both of them did a great job of aping each other's character.

The bringer of SCOAMF.
Yes. She be spanked as punishment.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2015 10:21 AM (2KB+E)

346 ...should be...

Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2015 10:21 AM (2KB+E)

347
Penis reduction surgery? *looks at article sees pictures* ok, yeah, that's a good call.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 13, 2015 10:45 AM (1hM1d)

348 Any Star Citizen fans in the house?

Posted by: mrp at February 13, 2015 10:48 AM (JBggj)

349
84 My favorite part of the "penis reduction" story? Where the doctor refers to the 7-inch length as "generous." Damn, I'm Superman!

Given the dimensions of the average vajayjay (generally in the range of 5 to 6 inches), 7 inches is generous.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 13, 2015 10:49 AM (1hM1d)

350 FIFY
Friday Morning News Fingering

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at February 13, 2015 01:27 PM (Cv6bV)

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