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Friday Morning News Dump
- Evolution Of A Tactic
- Obama Amnesty Loophole Could Allow Illegals To Vote
- Here Are The Science Questions Reporters Should Ask Politicians
- Bill Would Allow Concealed Carry Across State Lines
- Police Scenarios Prove Eye Opening For Civil Rights Leaders
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg Pre-Gamed Before the SOTU
- GOP Introduces Bill To Stop Feds From Watching Porn At Work
- Brian Williams Thinks An Apology Tour Will Save His Job
- SPLC Apologizes To Ben Carson For Putting Him On An Extremist Watch List
- The First Hollywood Movie To Kill Obama
- Another Brian Williams "Misremembering"
- Stick A Fork In Chris Christie's Presidential Ambitions, He's Done
- The House Always Wins
- Teen Has World's First Penis Reduction Surgery
- NYT's David Carr Dead At 58
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 08:55 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 13, 2015 08:55 AM (t2lvB)
Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 08:56 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 13, 2015 08:56 AM (t2lvB)
Posted by: Ghost of hallelujah at February 13, 2015 08:56 AM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Pedro at February 13, 2015 08:58 AM (s+bi0)
Posted by: Ghost of hallelujah at February 13, 2015 08:56 AM (7RXcs)
Shirley you jest?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2015 08:58 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 08:59 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 08:59 AM (KETbL)
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2015 08:59 AM (wlDny)
Um, isn't that what most of were saying anyway?
Think about this: one party wants millions of illegals because MOAR VOTERS, while the other party wants millions of illegals because PEDRO, MY FUTURE GARDENER. Neither party gives a flying f*ck about the actual citizens in this country. I'm at the point where I want to go all Cask of Amontillado and build a wall around DC. I'd then toss a hose over the top and turn on the water. When some fluid finally sloshed over the top, it'd be time to cut it off. Oh, and we might need some people on top of the wall to prevent anyone from escaping.
Hey, I'm just spitballing here. I'm open to other suggestions, including someone building a working voodoo doll to direct SMOD onto Capitol Hill.
Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 09:00 AM (MT22W)
They are already voting in Democrat districts.
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2015 09:00 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Maria Harf at February 13, 2015 09:01 AM (WvpaS)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:01 AM (KETbL)
As it should be. Full Faith and Credit. DL is state issued and honored. So should state issued chl.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:01 AM (ZGv1c)
Do you have any apples?
You know, crisp juicy apples?
No? No apples?
Well, what about super cubes?
No, sugar cubes! do you know who I am?
(Sarah Jessica Parker runs in the room)
John! What about oats?
Do they at least have some nice buckets of oats?
JK: Nay.
...
Posted by: Fifty Shades of Neigh at February 13, 2015 09:02 AM (KBvAm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2015 08:58 AM (rDqRv)
Don't call me Shirley
Posted by: SPLC at February 13, 2015 09:02 AM (sWgE+)
Show you how stupid reporters are. Dinosaurs were extinct long before man came along.
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2015 09:02 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2015 09:02 AM (VndSC)
So I have bit of geek good news to share. So some of you know my wife is part of a tribal bellydance troupe. A few nights ago, she was showing a pic from her troupe's FB page and her instructor had a pic of the green skinned Orion slave girl from ST:TOS for some reason. I jokingly asked if they were going to do the Orion slave girl dance. She emailed her instructor and the next day she got a response saying what a great idea that was!
w00t!!!
The entire troupe is going to be Orion slave girls for this Halloween's hafla (dance party). This is geek heaven to me!!! I've been busy this morning tracking down the TOS episode and music, as well as costume pics for the wife.
w00t again!
Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:02 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2015 09:00 AM (wlDny)
What? State Wide and Presidential Elections don't count?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2015 09:02 AM (rDqRv)
Only long term survivor of that regime is a Rolling Stone named Keith Richards
Posted by: Mr Coffee at February 13, 2015 09:03 AM (/WmRg)
This same tactic was used in the UK about a decade ago. And look where its gotten them...
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2015 09:03 AM (WvpaS)
Why do we need a bill for this. Why not do what they are supposed to do and fire them. That was an automatic firing offense where I worked.
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2015 09:04 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 09:04 AM (MT22W)
Walker replied, "No. Your mother".
Mic drop.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:04 AM (ZGv1c)
So how are people going to react on this since we just went through a similar thing with "The Interview" killing off Kim Jung Un.
Haven't seen any celebrity outrage....
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2015 09:04 AM (WvpaS)
Heh. The article on science questions is pretty good.
Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 13, 2015 09:05 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:05 AM (xWW96)
So some of you know my wife is part of a tribal bellydance troupe.
You know the rule.
(Also, that sounds awesome!)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2015 09:05 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Slowly I turned... at February 13, 2015 09:05 AM (eTY+n)
"Evolution of a Tactic" what kind of headline is that? How are we to know what the article is about with that kind of obscure innuendo.
The proper answer to the question asked of Governor Walker about Darwin's Theory of Evolution is :
"I feel that the theory is probably correct, and if it is correct then the Endangered Species Act is the political left's attempt to negate that theory. After all, if you believe that only those species best adapted to their environment should survive, then trying to keep alive a species that is failing to adapt is a fools errand. If a species is going extinct, humanity should get out of the way and let that species go extinct. That's what the theory is all about. Repeal the Endangered Species Act today!
Posted by: J.T. Grungtherd at February 13, 2015 09:06 AM (rBpat)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:06 AM (ZGv1c)
Those people have always been a fringe racist org.
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2015 09:06 AM (wlDny)
FYNQ
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2015 09:07 AM (g1DWB)
So, I was mildly interested in seeing the kingsman before I read that review.
Now? No way. Sounds like leftist pablum. Ugh. Can we not get a good spy movie with real vilains who are not 'one percenters' or the government? Sheesh.
Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:07 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Elize Nayden at February 13, 2015 09:08 AM (Gsl16)
The Fat Man has never had any support outside of the NE. He is a Democrat with an R after his name.
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2015 09:08 AM (wlDny)
Those people have always been a
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:08 AM (ZGv1c)
Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 13, 2015 09:09 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:05 AM (xWW96)
It's from Star Trek.
Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:09 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: Morris Dees at February 13, 2015 09:09 AM (Moh0M)
"Then up to me farm in the Ozarks to make some popping sounds. Right off my fucking front porch if I feel like it."
Hey maddogg? Did you see that some guy in arkansas put up a billboard saying something like 'you have a right to open carry in arkansas, see my website'? It was on the news last night and then they said the police say don't, the old AG said don't, the new one says know where you can carry and get a concealed carry. What a cluster.
Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:09 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Hillary and Jeb in 2016! at February 13, 2015 09:10 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 13, 2015 09:10 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:05 AM (xWW96)
OK horde, does maddogg get banished, or just sent to the barrel for not knowing this basic tenant of moron-hood?
Posted by: Paladin at February 13, 2015 09:10 AM (YNPwP)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:11 AM (KETbL)
Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:05 AM (xWW96)
It's from Star Trek.
Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:09 AM (doBIb)
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Are you even Of The Body, maddog??
I can't believe this has to be explained to a Hordeling. Pop cultural literacy, people!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 09:11 AM (KH1sk)
Majority of New Jersey voters view Christie unfavorably: poll
If he couldn't carry his home state in a Presidential election stick a fork in his soft fat gut, he's done. I won't consider anyone who can't pass that simple test. I think that group includes 'Act of Love' Jeb.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 13, 2015 09:11 AM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with Extra Jazz Hands at February 13, 2015 09:11 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 13, 2015 09:11 AM (7ObY1)
Maddogg needs punish for the links he posts.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 09:12 AM (sWgE+)
http://www.ufunk.net/food/school-lunches/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:12 AM (gs25x)
Maddog is probably young.
Do you know just how long ago it was that Star Trek was on TV?
Posted by: J.T. Grungtherd at February 13, 2015 09:12 AM (rBpat)
Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 13, 2015 09:12 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Mr Coffee at February 13, 2015 09:12 AM (/WmRg)
If he couldn't carry his home state in a Presidential election stick a fork in his soft fat gut, he's done. I won't consider anyone who can't pass that simple test. I think that group includes 'Act of Love' Jeb.
Can Walker carry his state?
I don't think it's a given by any means.
Posted by: Citizen X at February 13, 2015 09:12 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: SPLC extremist watchdog at February 13, 2015 09:13 AM (Moh0M)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2015 09:14 AM (WvpaS)
First penis reduction surgery... and of course its Florida. Why does it always have to be Florida? I should move...
You gonna move there to get a bigger one?
Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at February 13, 2015 09:14 AM (zxQ4h)
Do you know just how long ago it was that Star Trek was on TV?
Posted by: J.T. Grungtherd at February 13, 2015 09:12 AM (rBpat)
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I just figured it's one of those "collective unconscious" things.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 09:14 AM (KH1sk)
http://goo.gl/idNICH
Oh, and I'm trying to pretend that I did NOT see a Hordeling profess ignorance of Orion slave girls.
Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 09:15 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: Shirley U. Jest/Mama AJ at February 13, 2015 09:15 AM (0xTsz)
Posted by: Jeb at February 13, 2015 09:15 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 13, 2015 09:15 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:15 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 13, 2015 09:15 AM (cbfNE)
Happens every election. By the time of the general, a large percentage of the public will hate whomever we nominate for no other reason than the msm will tell us to.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2015 09:15 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:15 AM (gs25x)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 13, 2015 09:15 AM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: AnthonyB at February 13, 2015 09:16 AM (C8Q5F)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 09:14 AM (KH1sk)
Pretty sure that I saw in my Jung textbook's discussion of archetypes.
Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 09:16 AM (MT22W)
No, really? I would never have thought that any amnesty would lead to illegals voting. Not. Ever.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 13, 2015 09:16 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:09 AM (lIU4e)
No, I didn't see it but I've tried to figure the Constitutional Carry law meaning out. You're right, it is a clusterfornication.
Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:16 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2015 09:16 AM (WvpaS)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:15 AM (nqBYe)
What? I thought it was "next question".
Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:16 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:05 AM (xWW96)
One was Uhura's roommate in the new movies. Yes, I'd hit it.
Posted by: Paladin at February 13, 2015 09:17 AM (YNPwP)
Posted by: AnthonyB at February 13, 2015 09:17 AM (C8Q5F)
Star Trek has been on Syfy network for ages, as well as Netflix and Amazon Prime.
Plus, there was an Orion girl in the 09 Star Trek reboot.
There is no excuse for not knowing Star Trek lore. Haha.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 09:17 AM (TMe1n)
Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 13, 2015 09:17 AM (EKSPo)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:17 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2015 09:17 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:17 AM (nqBYe)
That third party we've been trying to name?
How about the Ten Inches Around Party?
Should discourage the fence-sitters, as you might call them.
Posted by: Yeah, I'll Use This Name for Now at February 13, 2015 09:17 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 09:18 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:05 AM
It's from Star Trek.
Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:09 AM
Sigh. There's a conversation that I never thought I would see at the HQ
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2015 09:18 AM (2Ayux)
olice scenarios and civil rights leaders
As the token anarchist of this place I totally agree that these race baiters have no idea what a shootout is like
It's also why we have to end the drug war. People shoot at cops a lot less in places without trafficking; fancy that!
Posted by: HoboJerk, The State Loves You at February 13, 2015 09:18 AM (FA3Z7)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:18 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Jack Klugman at February 13, 2015 09:19 AM (eTY+n)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:19 AM (gs25x)
It's from Star Trek.
Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:09 AM (doBIb)
*****
Funny, I always thought people were talking about the girl in star wars that gotten eaten by that big monster thing.
Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:19 AM (lIU4e)
And here we always say the GOP isn't serious about reducing the
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 13, 2015 09:19 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:20 AM (nqBYe)
How about the Ten Inches Around Party?
Should discourage the fence-sitters, as you might call them.
Posted by: Yeah, I'll Use This Name for Now at February 13, 2015 09:17 AM (xq1UY)
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Maybe a coalition with P.J. O'Rourke's "Pants Down Republicans"? Big tent!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 09:20 AM (KH1sk)
Do you know just how long ago it was that Star
Trek was on TV?
It came on right after FDR's Fireside Chats.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:20 AM (ZGv1c)
Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 09:20 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 13, 2015 09:20 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:19 AM
Well played.
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2015 09:20 AM (2Ayux)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:20 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:21 AM (nqBYe)
http://goo.gl/I2DBT6
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 13, 2015 09:21 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:21 AM (ZGv1c)
What science classes have you taken in college?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2015 09:21 AM (WvpaS)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:21 AM (nqBYe)
Thanks for the links, BenK, today and always.
What would y'all have done if you realized the deck wasn't shuffled?
Posted by: mindful webworker - Lord help us at February 13, 2015 09:21 AM (2E/Tt)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:22 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Fox2! at February 13, 2015 09:22 AM (brIR5)
Has he ever seen attack ships burning off the shoulder of Orion?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:22 AM (ZGv1c)
Now? No way. Sounds like leftist pablum. Ugh. Can we not get a good spy movie with real vilains who are not 'one percenters' or the government? Sheesh.
Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:07 AM (lIU4e)
Or you could, I don't know, read other reviews?
Like the Free Beacon's?
http://freebeacon.com/culture/kingsman-review/
Or, even better, realize that anything that refers to an obvious Fred Phelps group as ultraconservative doesn't know what the actual hell it is talking about. Or, more to the point since it's The Daily Beast, is lying when it does that.
Or even better in that, possibly consider that a movie in which the lead villain is a global warming billionaire following the Rainbow Six plan for conservation may not be leftist pablum.
Seriously, people. Part of the Stop Politicizing All The Things includes not letting other people's porting of their politics onto a movie, book, art work, whatever serve as some kind of de facto determination that oh I can't see that. By the by, I am including Sonny Bunch's review in that. Yes, I trust him more about the politics but I am mainly interested in his discussion of the things that go boom.
Here is my take on it. Colin Firth kills people whilst wearing bespoke tailoring. Yes, please.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with Extra Jazz Hands at February 13, 2015 09:22 AM (mf5HN)
Or turn it around completely: "Do you believe in transubstantiation or consubstantiation?"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 13, 2015 09:22 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 09:23 AM (sWgE+)
You gonna move there to get a bigger one?
Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at February 13, 2015 09:14 AM (zxQ4h)
Well isn't Chelsea Manning getting a radical penis reduction at Federal expense?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2015 09:23 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:17 AM (nqBYe)
Do we get a VW Microbus with shovels and rakes and implements of dee-struction? Or 27 8x10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining how they're going to be used as evidence against us?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:23 AM (2Ojst)
One was Uhura's roommate in the new movies.
Uhura -- she was like the intergalactic telephone operator, amiright?
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 13, 2015 09:23 AM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 13, 2015 09:23 AM (xq1UY)
http://goo.gl/I2DBT6
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 13, 2015 09:21 AM (zF6Iw)
Elbows this early? Why not? It's Friday!
Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (nqBYe)
http://youtu.be/9CJdFppsHeo
Nichelle Nichols will be attending Pensacon later this month.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (gs25x)
Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (xWW96)
One was Uhura's roommate in the new movies.
Uhura -- she was like the intergalactic telephone operator, amiright?
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 13, 2015 09:23 AM (zxQ4h)
Dude, seriously? Communications officer and xenolinguistics expert.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (2Ojst)
Or turn it around completely: "Do you believe in transubstantiation or consubstantiation?"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 13, 2015 09:22 AM (kff5f)
Can you accurately describe Schroedinger's cat for us?
Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (GqEzX)
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (Moh0M)
THIS!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2015 09:25 AM (WvpaS)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:25 AM (nqBYe)
http://youtu.be/9CJdFppsHeo
Nichelle Nichols will be attending Pensacon later this month.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (gs25x)
She was teh hawt in that uniform.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:25 AM (2Ojst)
And I'm OK with that. You know, big sweaty guys from Jersey, pal around with jug ears, thinks Springsteen is the epitome of rock music. That's all I really need to know.
Bye, bye.
Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 13, 2015 09:25 AM (EKSPo)
Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 13, 2015 09:25 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: Jessica Szohr at February 13, 2015 09:25 AM (eTY+n)
Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 09:25 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:26 AM (nqBYe)
--
Of course, now we now why Sulu didn't pursue Uhura.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 09:26 AM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2015 09:26 AM (WvpaS)
wut for?
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:25 AM (nqBYe)
For dumping the garbage, of course. And to prosecute us for litterin'.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:26 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 13, 2015 09:26 AM (YYJjz)
Yep, he would have had a penis reduction. The hard way.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:27 AM (gs25x)
Sit down on the bench next to me, son. We need to discuss your encyclopedic knowledge of such obscurity.
Posted by: Father Raper at February 13, 2015 09:27 AM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:27 AM (KETbL)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:27 AM (nqBYe)
I've heard excellent things about Kingsman from non-lefty people.
Unfortunately, I don't know that I can plunk down the money to go see it. The trailer and clips, all I can think of is Justin Bieber. Ugh, the Biebs. And, the downfall of society where boys want to be like this Bieber wannabe and not like real dudes.
I am sure there is a reason the kid is the way it is. But, I am sure they could have made an equally effective movie without the kid being a punk.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 09:27 AM (TMe1n)
When caught, both the alderman and his father pulled the Rick from Casablanca routine, what, there's illegal activity going on in this establishment?
Posted by: Boots at February 13, 2015 09:27 AM (l9mF2)
"Here is my take on it. Colin Firth kills people whilst wearing bespoke tailoring. Yes, please. "
***
So did you see it? If the review was basically all wrong, than maybe I'll think about it again. Of course, I see about 3 movies a year so it was sort of touch and go anyway.
Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:28 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 13, 2015 09:28 AM (xq1UY)
What is it about the mirror universe and crop tops?
Nevermind that, how can I get there???
http://youtu.be/JfEArDctJJo
Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:28 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2015 09:28 AM (VndSC)
*Orders a tub of popcorn and a barrel of pop*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:28 AM (gs25x)
So. One ringey dingey, a two ringey dingey......
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:29 AM (ZGv1c)
Or you could, I don't know, read other reviews?
********
I don't generally read many reviews at all.
I'm not for the politization of all things, actually, but I do try to avoid things that should be fun but are actually political. Sadly, that is a lot of the things.
Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:29 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Mindy at February 13, 2015 09:29 AM (81V/7)
OMG, I wonder if this Horde iteration is some sort of Mirror Universe NRO comment section gone rogue?
**mind blown**
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 09:30 AM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:30 AM (2Ojst)
This.
I have no desire to watch Kingsman. It doesn't actually look all that good to me. However- an action movie (as an action movie) has succeeded when two things happen: people die, and stuff blows up. If there can be hot, scantily attired females involved, so much the better.
It has failed (as an action movie) if it forces me to think, if it forces me to consider politics, if it breaks versimilitude.
If it does not force me to think (that is: the plot is fairly straight forward (not the same as linear)), and it does not force me to think of politics (that is: doesn't get up in my face about 'Gun owners bad!' or whatever), and it does not break versimilitude (it's internally consistent-ish), then I'm probably happy enough with the movie.
Prime example (successful): the Independence Day movie. Leftist drivel? Yeah, if you let yourself think about it. But it doesn't *make* you think about it. And it has great lines like "I couldda been at a barbeque!" and "You really think you can do all the bullshit you just said?"
Prime example (unsuccessful): Minority Report. Not exactly leftist drivel, but the plot was so complex I spent more time trying to figure out WTF was going on than watching fight-scenes. (Yes, I know Minority Report is not actually an action movie, but the promos sold it as one- another FAIL).
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 13, 2015 09:30 AM (kff5f)
Dude, seriously? Communications officer and xenolinguistics expert.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (2Ojst)
...who couldn't speak a word of Klingon.
Posted by: Big McLargehuge at February 13, 2015 09:30 AM (u9OP6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:31 AM (gs25x)
Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 13, 2015 09:31 AM (cbfNE)
Yeah, she also posed with TFG in the Oval Office.
That's a cross-off on yer fap-list, right there.
She's still awful purdy, though. Nice lady. Too bad.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 13, 2015 09:31 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 13, 2015 09:32 AM (6fyGz)
The SPLC is corrupt as hell.
Posted by: Bruce J. at February 13, 2015 09:32 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Walter Mitty at February 13, 2015 09:33 AM (PtTYB)
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2015 09:33 AM (go5uR)
I love you so much.
It drives me crazy when people downplay Lt. Uhura, like she is a nothing.
She is badasser than most folks, and talented enough to get assigned to the Enterprise.
She is SO much more than the phone operator.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 09:33 AM (TMe1n)
Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2015 09:28 AM (VndSC)
Fixed.
Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 09:33 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: Mindy at February 13, 2015 09:33 AM (81V/7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:33 AM (gs25x)
A prime -- albeit only -- example of my Muslim Outreach program.
Posted by: The Precedent at February 13, 2015 09:33 AM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: Big McLargehuge at February 13, 2015 09:30 AM (u9OP6)
Yeah, that was a really stupid part of the movie. Considering the Klingon Empire was the main enemy of the Federation, it was like a CIA NOC in Moscow not speaking a word of Russian.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:33 AM (2Ojst)
Yeah, she also posed with TFG in the Oval Office. That's a cross-off on yer fap-list, right there.
Non-invasive penis reduction surgery.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:34 AM (ZGv1c)
and why are the inquisitioners never asked why they believe in xyz, and to explain scientifically the reason?
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:34 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:34 AM (KETbL)
Love how Will Smith walks from the Grand Canyon to Area 51 dragging a space alien. Or the air battle starts in LA then the next minute are in the Grand Canyon. But I do enjoy the movie.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 09:34 AM (sWgE+)
I love you so much.
It drives me crazy when people downplay Lt. Uhura, like she is a nothing.
She is badasser than most folks, and talented enough to get assigned to the Enterprise.
She is SO much more than the phone operator.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 09:33 AM (TMe1n)
*blushes*
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:34 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 13, 2015 09:34 AM (XUKZU)
---
All of them.
Okay, timeline-wise, we're obviously the precursor. It's only a matter time before the Horde goes off-planet. Or is forced off-planet.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 09:35 AM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Bruce J. at February 13, 2015 09:35 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:35 AM (KETbL)
Posted by: Rick James at February 13, 2015 09:35 AM (Moh0M)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:35 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (2Ojst)
Dunno, usually when I hear some Lefty or Dem wax on about diversity and reaching out to the Muslim community I recall this scene, which pretty much sums up Radical Islam's attitude:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwhI7qdrsaA
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (WvpaS)
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (gs25x)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:35 AM (nqBYe)
*gasps*
Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (doBIb)
He should have run in 2012. Then he knifed Romney after being passed over for veep.
Crist and the late Specter shows you what happens when you get in bed with the Dems. He should just start sending his resume to K Street.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (Y92Nd)
Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (xWW96)
"Yes, hello,,, is this the party to which I am speaking?"
Posted by: ?? at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (YUN1C)
Government will never be your friend. A dangerous servant and a fearful master. Baiter.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Boots at February 13, 2015 09:27 AM
That was Inspector Renalt's (Claude Raines) line in Casablanca
/pedant
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (2Ayux)
/pedant
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (2Ayux)
Your winnings, sir.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:37 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 13, 2015 09:37 AM (Y92Nd)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:37 AM (KETbL)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2015 09:37 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:37 AM (nqBYe)
Childrens author Susan Eddy dead after being hit by ambulance in New York
The 69-year-old writer and publisher is believed to have ran into the path of the vehicle near Macys department store in Herald Square while it was responding to an emergency.
"Quick! Somebody call a --- oh, wait...."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 13, 2015 09:37 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:37 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:37 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:38 AM (KETbL)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:37 AM (KETbL)
Well, they did blow up the White House and those idiots on the rooftop of that skyscraper, so there's that.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:38 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 13, 2015 09:36 AM (/kI1Q)
Dwight Schultz is a fellow Moron.
Back when Breitbart first got started, he actually had several posts there describing how he was secretly blacklisted in Hollywood and how his career finally ended because of lefty douchebaggery.
Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:38 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 13, 2015 09:38 AM (EKSPo)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 13, 2015 09:38 AM (xq1UY)
So, Justice Kennedy likes to liquor Justice Ginsburg up?
Posted by: Bruce J. at February 13, 2015 09:38 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:38 AM (gs25x)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:38 AM (nqBYe)
It's not a science question. It's a religious one.
One of the big fights in the Church (Catholics as well as Orthodox and Protestants) was over how *exactly* the Lord's Supper works. The two opposing theories were consubstantiation and transubstantiation. Transubstantiation (what the Catholics decided, I think (not a Catholic)) says that the bread and the cup turn into Jesus' literal flesh and blood as you take them. Consubstantiation says that Jesus' flesh and blood (or their spiritual equivalents- I'm CoC, we don't really care too much one way or the other) exists along side (con-) the bread and the cup.
Except for theologians (or theological geeks, like me) most people don't even know the two concepts exist, let alone which is which, why the Church even asked the question, etc.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 13, 2015 09:39 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Orion Slave Girl at February 13, 2015 09:39 AM (gwG9s)
Dude, seriously? Communications officer and xenolinguistics expert.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:24 AM (2Ojst)
And depressingly gorgeous to boot.
And she wore a miniskirt well.
And the uniform in the Mirror universe... hot damn. o.0 I was only a small Trekkie at the time, eight or nine, and I was nuts for her.
It was either gonna be Gates McFadden or Nichelle Nichols I married when I grew up. Alas, there were things I didn't understand then <.< like how actresses don't marry schoolboy fans. Oh, well.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 13, 2015 09:39 AM (9LuAk)
Kirk nailed everyone, part of his charm.
Like Bond in that respect.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2015 09:39 AM (WvpaS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2015 09:23 AM (rDqRv)
You being a certain type of doctor could provide free of no charge dental work, lead filling, some assy required?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 09:40 AM (2Aj5D)
you would know that she not only had to complete xenolinguistic courses, but engineering, and science specific courses as well.
Not only that, but she was considered to be the very top of her class in those areas, graduated at the Academy ahead of schedule, and was routinely asked to participate in Starfleet functions, also asked to be a teaching assistant by virtually all of her professors, due to her high academic achievement.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 09:40 AM (TMe1n)
Willow, all you need to know about Lt. Uhura.
http://tinyurl.com/pyml52a
Posted by: maddogg at February 13, 2015 09:37 AM (xWW96)
Don't listen to him. Here's all anybody really needs to know about Lt. Uhura (NSFW):
http://tinyurl.com/kmmvt3n
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:40 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:40 AM (KETbL)
I remember people in the theater cheering when the white house got it. I still watch, but for what it is mindless dribble.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 09:40 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2015 09:40 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: "Don't Call Me Bruce" Jenner at February 13, 2015 09:40 AM (Y/+LR)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 13, 2015 09:41 AM (vSxTY)
Kirk nailed everyone, part of his charm.
Like Bond in that respect.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2015 09:39 AM (WvpaS)
He never even made a pass at me. *pouts*
Posted by: Lt. Sulu at February 13, 2015 09:41 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: The Prophet Some Dope at February 13, 2015 09:41 AM (hKyl0)
Posted by: John Wayne Bobbit at February 13, 2015 09:41 AM (Y/+LR)
Kickass.
Consubstantiation says that Jesus' flesh and blood...exists along side (con-) the bread and the cup.
"In, with, and under." Just like the carrots in our Jello.
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 13, 2015 09:41 AM (/kI1Q)
Isn't going to zero a reduction?
Posted by: "Don't Call Me Bruce" Jenner at February 13, 2015 09:40 AM (Y/+LR)
That's more like a deletion.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:41 AM (2Ojst)
This caloric restriction story in the sidebar: I knew someone who did that. He was hit by a car and died anyway. But he looked like a walking skeleton. I heard an interview on the radio of people who did it. They are hungry & miserable all the time. All this to eek out a few years? Forget it!
Posted by: Bruce J. at February 13, 2015 09:42 AM (iQIUe)
Not safe for work?
Not safe for your face, hey kid you'll shoot your eye out.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 09:42 AM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:42 AM (gs25x)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:42 AM (KETbL)
---
These sites are blocked where I work (no, I didn't check). Are you so starved for mental stimulation that you can't whip up your own amusements? Use your imagination! You can do it in the middle of a meeting and no one is the wiser.
This is another sad case of outsourcing work your id is unwilling to do.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 09:42 AM (KH1sk)
And he mentioned the previous convention in Philly (194
- specifically because the Dem nominee at that convention who went on to win did NOT have a college degree - ok this is taking a while but I heard the interview live and THE DNC GUY HAD NO IDEA WHO THAT WAS.
sorry I'm at work so have to rush but OMG they are all MORONS. you would think I dunno this is HIS JOB basically you would think he would know! but he clearly did NOT know!
Posted by: BlackOrchidPhotobomb at February 13, 2015 09:42 AM (pS66t)
Funny, I always thought people were talking about the girl in star wars that gotten eaten by that big monster thing.
There's a green dancing girl in Star Wars who falls through a hole in the floor. If you freeze frame you can see her boob fall out of her costume as she's falling.
Or so I've been told.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2015 09:43 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 13, 2015 09:44 AM (/kI1Q)
Dwight Schultz is a fellow Moron.
Back when Breitbart first got started, he actually had several posts there describing how he was secretly blacklisted in Hollywood and how his career finally ended because of lefty douchebaggery.
Yep.
Prominently mentioned was Bruce Paltrow, major cocksucker and father of the precious pampered baby Gwynneth.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 13, 2015 09:44 AM (Y/+LR)
/ takes off geekery + 5 hat
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:45 AM (gs25x)
Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 09:40 AM (sWgE+)
Re-lease meeeee.
Posted by: Area 51 Alien at February 13, 2015 09:45 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Yeoman Janice Rand at February 13, 2015 09:46 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:46 AM (ZGv1c)
I followed the link because, what the hell, I wanted to know which states to move to after I become a convicted felon, and I find that the reason the county in Idaho issued the felon a CCW was because the Feds had already given him a NFA card for automatic weapons. I imagine the sheriff checked no further than that.
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 13, 2015 09:46 AM (evdj2)
You guys know this was a tv show and the characters don't really exist, right?
Right?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2015 09:46 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: BlackOrchidPhotobomb at February 13, 2015 09:46 AM (pS66t)
Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 09:46 AM (TMe1n)
>>Dunno, usually when I hear some Lefty or Dem wax on about diversity and reaching out to the Muslim community I recall this scene, which pretty much sums up Radical Islam's attitude:
I thought it would be the 'we come in peace' clip from Mars attacks. Which was the best thing by far about that movie!
Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:46 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:46 AM (KETbL)
Awesome.
You know... it'd be fun if some of these famous folks mixed it up with us every now and again.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 13, 2015 09:47 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:38 AM (gs25x)
Amen to both those points. I won't go to see the upcoming JJ Trek flick, the first one was bad enough, the second one had me furious and tremendously disappointed. -_- After seeing the blonde chick in the trailers along with the villain running around doing seemingly impossible physical feats, along with the movie posters depicting the utter destruction of Starfleet HQ... I was convinced that the flick was going to be a reboot of the pilot of the first Star Trek series, that the villain was Gary Mitchell, the blonde science officer was Elizabeth Dehner, and that this was going to freakin' ROCK.
Instead we got a really crappy Khan redux, nowhere near the quality of Wrath of Khan. No more JJ Trek. Ever.
My father heard a rumor that Patrick Stewart had signed on for a new TNG-era flick, perhaps with a new crew, but I just don't see any information about that on the internet. >.> I don't know where he heard that, but it seems to be bad intel.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 13, 2015 09:47 AM (9LuAk)
In a recent book, Oscar-winning actress Shirley MacClaine, asked whether victims of the Jewish genocide perpetrated by the Nazis may have been killers in previous lives, according to the Daily Mail.
MacLaines memoir posited the question: What if most Holocaust victims were balancing their karma from ages before, when they were Roman soldiers putting Christians to death, the Crusaders who murdered millions in the name of Christianity, soldiers with Hannibal, or those who stormed across the Near East with Alexander?
What the fuck is with Liberals and the Crusades all of a sudden. Dumb fucks
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2015 09:47 AM (rDqRv)
Figures. His IMDB credits show he hasn't acted in at least 14 years, but he's done a buttload of voice work.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:48 AM (2Ojst)
So here's a little upper:A 24-year old Elizabeth Taylor in her only known nude portrait; taken by Roddy McDowall as a gift for her future husband Mike Todd:
Nice. Article says "for the first time". I've seen that picture on the web for years, but not in good enough quality to know if it were legit.
There are also pics of her in later years at a beach in a see-through white frock.
I'm sort of Rain Man about this stuff.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2015 09:48 AM (JtwS4)
See around the 1:50 mark here: http://youtu.be/tVuxvJVdZQc
Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 09:48 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 13, 2015 09:49 AM (evdj2)
"The Daily Beast"s use of "one-percenters" for the villains what get killed in the movie-
reflects said reviewer trying to remain one of the cool kids while still liking a movie, where-
the main villain is a greentard and the conspiracy surrounding him and giving support are rich progtards
and Preezy Boyfriend's head is blown up.
You know, sort of like instead of Solyndra being a scam to relieve the taxpayers of $ 0.5 biilion,
and then given to super-rich .0001% greentards,
Solydra was a scam to kill all the unpeople of Jesusland and John Bullville with the .0001% greentards and progomites, getting a free pass.
Only the .0001% greentards and progomites get killed in the end.
A happy ending, what?
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2015 09:49 AM (KBvAm)
The only Bond movie I ever wanted to own was "Dr No" -- just so I could freeze frame the split second when a naked Ursula Andrews stepped out of the decontamination shower. But that split second doesn't exist on the CD. I could have sworn I saw it happen at the movies.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 13, 2015 09:49 AM (zxQ4h)
Mz. Rand was indeed attractive, but she didn't have Uhura's gently lilting voice. c_c They never gave her enough lines... sigh...
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 13, 2015 09:50 AM (9LuAk)
Kirk, "Remember her? I almost married her."
Mitchell, "I planned her whole campaign."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:50 AM (gs25x)
I raise you Persis Khambatta, to the bunk!
Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 09:50 AM (sWgE+)
I thought the first one was passable. Just.
I walked out on the second one.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 13, 2015 09:51 AM (Y/+LR)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2015 09:51 AM (KBvAm)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:51 AM (KETbL)
Transgender former Navy SEAL plans to challenge second-ranking House Democrat Steny Hoyer in Maryland congressional primary
http://tinyurl.com/nawae3q
Surprisingly, wearing a sun dress with a Seal tat on the bicep is less feminine than one might think.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 13, 2015 09:51 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 09:51 AM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Zelig Gump Mitty aka Brian Williams at February 13, 2015 09:52 AM (BKaug)
They got nuttin' and are grasping at straws. ANY straw.
If they were smart, they'd steer clsar of the crusades. Because if it ever becomes widely known WHY there were the crusades, they are toast.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:52 AM (ZGv1c)
http://tinyurl.com/mrwtlc7
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:52 AM (2Ojst)
Kirk, "Remember her? I almost married her."
Mitchell, "I planned her whole campaign."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:50 AM (gs25x)
From the episode "Where No Man Has Gone Before". And now you know why I couldn't get laid in high school.
Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 09:52 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 13, 2015 09:53 AM (Y/+LR)
>>These sites are blocked where I work (no, I didn't check).
Mine too, at least a ton of random stuff is blocked for various reasons so I assume porn is too. But it sounds like these people downloaded stuff to their computers in some way, hell they could have sent over email, right? I can't pull classic sheet music at work because 'categorization online music' but I can send it from my phone to my email and print it.
That story sounds like bullshit though. They could fire them if they wanted to.
Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:53 AM (lIU4e)
What reboots?
Hrm, Shatner and Fisher are coming to down next month.
http://is.gd/RzFjpM
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 13, 2015 09:54 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: John Cleese at February 13, 2015 09:54 AM (eTY+n)
I like JJ Trek. I like Original Trek, too.
I know a lot of people only like one or the other. But, I like both equally, and I understand the concept of alternate timeline, so I like and appreciate how they are different.
In one universe, Kirk is a charismatic but competent leader who did the right thing much more than he did the wrong thing. In the other, he is a kid who grew up without a father and with a chip on his shoulder. I can appreciate them both.
I like that Spock is a little more human in the reboot. And, Leonard Nimoy himself said that had ST not been cancelled after 3 seasons, they were probably going to flesh out a lot of the human elements of Spock. And, he was going to be much closer to the reboot Spock. But, I like the Nimoy deadpan from TOS.
"The villain." Dude, that's Cumberbatch. Respect, son.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 09:54 AM (TMe1n)
<<There's a green dancing girl in Star Wars who falls through a hole in the floor. If you freeze frame you can see her boob fall out of her costume as she's falling.
Hilarious. That's the one I was talking about. Why are there so many green dancing slave girls in these things?
Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:55 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Zelig Gump Mitty aka Brian Williams at February 13, 2015 09:52 AM (BKaug)
That's penile inversion right there.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:55 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:55 AM (ZGv1c)
I don't understand that question. At all.
Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 09:55 AM (MT22W)
(To the tune of "People")
Trekkies
People who are, Trekkies
Are the craziest people, in the world
Watch them throw a screaming fit,
when you tell them Star Treks' shit........
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 13, 2015 09:56 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2015 09:57 AM (KETbL)
Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:55 AM (lIU4e)
Why is the sky blue, water wet, and King Barry an asshole?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:57 AM (2Ojst)
http://tinyurl.com/lnkf35v
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 13, 2015 09:53 AM (Y/+LR)
Are we just talking TOS?
Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:57 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 13, 2015 09:57 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 09:57 AM (TMe1n)
Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 09:28 AM (lIU4e)
Considering that it just came out today, no, I have not seen it yet. But here is my question. Why are you letting one review from the rocket surgeons at The Daily Beast make up your mind for you? Same thing goes with the Free Beacon review as well. Read both sides and then decide for yourself. But don't read one thing by people who are such liars that they call Fred Phelps ultraconservative and assume that's the truth.
Hey, I'm not telling you to go. I'm not telling you not to go. Your life, your money, your time, your not wanting to come up with the bail money when you throttle the girls behind you who are taking selfies.
It's just that this instantaneous, knee jerk oh noes someone said this may have some Leftist commentary in it thus I must eliminate a potential source of entertainment from my life reaction drives me batty. Particularly when there appears to be no attempt to see what someone on the Right has to say about it.
It's a stupid action movie. Hell, I get pissed when big summer blockbusters have a CIA guy/gal in it and that person is not both simultaneously an eeeeevil genius and utterly incompetent. Enjoy the stuff blowing up.
Enjoy the fact that this is the story of a chav who is hauled off the street and told hey you want to make a difference? Become a gentleman.
Enjoy, deeply, Colin Firth in bespoke tailoring shooting things.
The Right complains, justifiably, about how the Left controls pop culture. Far too many people on the Right then turn around and refuse to go see anything or read anything or listen to anything if that work doesn't ticky all the proper right wing ticky boxes. I find that infuriating.
It's a freaking action movie. Stop Politicizing All The Things.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with Extra Jazz Hands at February 13, 2015 09:57 AM (mf5HN)
Because reasons.
Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 09:58 AM (doBIb)
ST was like a jobs program for Roddenberry's chicks.
Posted by: @JohnTant at February 13, 2015 09:58 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Bigby's Crossed Fingers at February 13, 2015 09:58 AM (3ZtZW)
Hilarious. That's the one I was talking about. Why are there so many green dancing slave girls in these things?
I remember as a kid going frame by frame when I first got the Jedi on VHS. You could freeze it and see her boob. Good stuff...
Posted by: Timon at February 13, 2015 09:58 AM (ZDJwC)
Posted by: Mainah at February 13, 2015 09:58 AM (659DL)
ST was like a jobs program for Roddenberry's chicks.
Posted by: @JohnTant at February 13, 2015 09:58 AM (PFy0L)
If I was Roddenberry I'd have been tapping them too. Lucky bastard.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:59 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 13, 2015 09:57 AM (kff5f)
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I prefer Trekhead, man.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 09:59 AM (KH1sk)
Why are there so many green dancing slave girls in these things?
Other-worldly look. Cheap and quick trip thru make-up.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 09:59 AM (ZGv1c)
Posted by: Emily Litella at February 13, 2015 10:00 AM (eTY+n)
Anyways, just ducked out of a boring meeting. I'll hear about it laters, I'm betting.
/do not care
Posted by: Bigby's Crossed Fingers at February 13, 2015 10:00 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Mainah at February 13, 2015 09:58 AM (659DL)
Would love to see Triumph ragging on the fans waiting in line to see "50 Shades of Grey".
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2015 10:00 AM (KBvAm)
The bartender says ' I'm warning you guys. No geek fights'
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 13, 2015 10:00 AM (iRZl4)
I think it rolls off the tongue better than Trekker myself. That's just me.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 10:00 AM (TMe1n)
>>>"The villain." Dude, that's Cumberbatch. Respect, son.
That is the SOLE reason I watched that movie on netflix.
Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 10:01 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Mainah at February 13, 2015 10:01 AM (659DL)
I mean, the new tv show. Not the one with Tony Curtis and Lloyd Bridges.
I like it.
Posted by: navybrat at February 13, 2015 10:01 AM (JgC5a)
Posted by: Zombie Gene Roddenberry at February 13, 2015 10:01 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 10:01 AM (doBIb)
I know, I know. A guy can dream can't he?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 13, 2015 10:02 AM (NeFrd)
I would absolutely rock a Savile Row bespoke suit.
and perchance, a bowler.
But, thus far, all I have are a couple of Hong Kong bespoke suits.
Not quite the same thing.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (KBvAm)
Spoiler alert: They all die.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (ZGv1c)
Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (sWgE+)
I don't care what people say about Into Darkness or the villain or anything like that. Cumberbatch was on point. I also thought Chris Pine really stepped up his game as well.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (TMe1n)
"Which is the button to call your mom to pick you up"
Comedy gold
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (02oLK)
New show starting soon on adult swim called the Jack and Triumph show. I have high hopes.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (iRZl4)
GGE limit them to only Twilight and Fifty Shades pr0n.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 09:33 AM (gs25x)
No, see, the point is to have them engaged and engrossed in something OTHER than interfering with my business, not enraged and ready to take their anger out on me.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (6fyGz)
Cause yellow would be racist and/or jaundiced.
Blue: Smurfette. We're done here.
Red: Satanic.
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (Spluw)
Would love to see Triumph ragging on the fans waiting in line to see "50 Shades of Grey".
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2015 10:00 AM
Now that would be epic!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (h4vJk)
I mean, the new tv show. Not the one with Tony Curtis and Lloyd Bridges.
I like it.
Posted by: navybrat at February 13, 2015 10:01 AM (JgC5a)
It's on Netflix now? Didn't know that. There a whole lotta hot nekkid chicks in that show. Unfortunately there's also a level of floppy wieners exceeding Game of Thrones.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (2Ojst)
----
Beyond
The rim of the star-light
My love
Is wand'ring in star-flight
I know
He'll find in star-clustered reaches
Love,
Strange love a star woman teaches.
I know
His journey ends never
His star trek
Will go on forever.
But tell him
While he wanders his starry sea
Remember, remember me.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 10:04 AM (gs25x)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2015 10:04 AM (ZGv1c)
Posted by: Booker T and The MGs at February 13, 2015 10:04 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 09:57 AM (TMe1n)
--
Nope, it's Uhura razzing a Vulcan harp-playing Spock. Here's "Beyond Antares":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0b5E_-2uNs
Bonus: Sheldon-Amy-esque banter betwixt the two.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 10:04 AM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Zelig Gump Mitty aka Brian Williams at February 13, 2015 09:52 AM (BKaug)
That's penile inversion right there.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 09:55 AM (2Ojst)
I don't think there is a drug out there that would bring it out either.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 10:04 AM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: wrg500
If you have a forklift, yes.
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 13, 2015 10:04 AM (Spluw)
>>Is anyone watching "Spartacus" on Netflix?
I've got it saved. Usually only watch the violent or nudity stuff once the kid passes out, though. Probably get to it next year sometime LOL
Posted by: Bigby's Crossed Fingers at February 13, 2015 10:05 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with Extra Jazz Hands at February 13, 2015 10:05 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 10:05 AM (TMe1n)
Posted by: wrg500
If you have a forklift, yes.
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 13, 2015 10:04 AM (Spluw)
The guys who have to mop the floors after are going to be pissed.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2015 10:05 AM (2Ojst)
Today is its own fresh hell. Friday the 13th.
"Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 13, 2015 10:06 AM (0HooB)
Which he wrote so he could take half of Alexander Courage's royalties.
Frankly, Roddenberry was a douche.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 13, 2015 10:07 AM (Y/+LR)
Posted by: Insomniac
In a manner of speaking, yes.
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 13, 2015 10:07 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 13, 2015 10:07 AM (5buP8)
Remember, remember me.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 10:04 AM (gs25x)
****
For some reason, as I was humming that inside my head the tune morphed into the theme from "The Love Boat".
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 13, 2015 10:07 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2015 10:07 AM (gs25x)
Saw in on drudge yesterday
Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 10:07 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 13, 2015 10:08 AM (iRZl4)
<<<It's just that this instantaneous, knee jerk oh noes someone said this may have some Leftist commentary in it thus I must eliminate a potential source of entertainment from my life reaction drives me batty. Particularly when there appears to be no attempt to see what someone on the Right has to say about it.
...
It's a freaking action movie. Stop Politicizing All The Things.
****
Ordinarily, I would agree with you. But Hollywood can't seem to stop politicizing all the things and its annoying to go to a fun cheeseball spy movie and then find it was all about the evil americans or corporations. (I'm looking at you, the last bourne movie.)
But it's not even about the political anymore, it's that the political sucks the fun out of it because it is so damned predictable. I don't usually read reviews, I just go but a review was linked and it's friday before a long weekend and I forget which daily is what so hell, I took the 'watch a bunch of evil christians' part as legit. Because you know what? I've seen that scene. A bazillion times. So nobody get the benefit of the doubt from me.
Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 10:08 AM (lIU4e)
Too tall
Posted by: wrg500 at February 13, 2015 10:08 AM (sWgE+)
But, thus far, all I have are a couple of Hong Kong bespoke suits.
Heh. I got a couple of Bangkok bespoke suits. Felt like James Bond when I was ordering them. Result, not so much.
But I do look dapper in a Brooks Brothers suit and will happily wear one while killing anyone whom Alex wants killt.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2015 10:08 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 10:08 AM (KH1sk)
Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 10:08 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
Is there a clip?
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 13, 2015 10:09 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: TickledPink at February 13, 2015 10:09 AM (TMe1n)
Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade at February 13, 2015 10:09 AM (cmBvC)
Comedy gold
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at February 13, 2015 10:03 AM (02oLK)
haha, yeah! That one and when he says to the pregnant woman about having her kid "that's the last time he'll see female genitalia."
Posted by: Mainah at February 13, 2015 10:09 AM (659DL)
The first season of "Spartacus" is awesome.
The small setting, indignities, and increasing rage of the protagonists works very well.
Plus, the guy playing the Roman master is just a perfect clueless villain.
But following seasons get increasingly meh.
The big format and high school clique style plotting kinda ruin things.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2015 10:09 AM (KBvAm)
From my faddah, who taught me da classics.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 13, 2015 10:09 AM (Y/+LR)
Posted by: Lea at February 13, 2015 10:08 AM (lIU4e)
That is completely fair.
Also, I'm sorry for going all THAT'S NOT FUNNY on you.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with Extra Jazz Hands at February 13, 2015 10:10 AM (mf5HN)
---
MST3K: "Yonder lies the matte painting of the castle of my fodder."
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 10:10 AM (KH1sk)
So you all proved you're racist, teabagging UnPeople of Jesusland by flocking to her defense.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 13, 2015 10:12 AM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: PabloD at February 13, 2015 10:12 AM (9cxpI)
Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2015 10:08 AM (MT22W)
That episode where she played The Doctor living in Seven's body was just fantastic. That must have been a fun episode for her.
Also if she told me resistance was futile I'd agree on the spot. Between the heels, the figure, and the ice queen glare, yep, resistance is futile.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 13, 2015 10:12 AM (9LuAk)
Posted by: brain williams at February 13, 2015 10:14 AM (2KB+E)
Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 10:17 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: eman at February 13, 2015 10:19 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 13, 2015 10:07 AM (5buP
Haven't. Won't.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 13, 2015 10:19 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: eman at February 13, 2015 10:20 AM (MQEz6)
And both of them did a great job of aping each other's character.
The bringer of SCOAMF.
Yes. She be spanked as punishment.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2015 10:21 AM (2KB+E)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2015 10:21 AM (2KB+E)
Penis reduction surgery? *looks at article sees pictures* ok, yeah, that's a good call.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 13, 2015 10:45 AM (1hM1d)
Posted by: mrp at February 13, 2015 10:48 AM (JBggj)
84 My favorite part of the "penis reduction" story? Where the doctor refers to the 7-inch length as "generous." Damn, I'm Superman!
Given the dimensions of the average vajayjay (generally in the range of 5 to 6 inches), 7 inches is generous.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 13, 2015 10:49 AM (1hM1d)
Friday Morning News Fingering
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