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Morning Thread (2-11-2015)

So the Obama administration spent the day flailing trying to explain comments Obama made in a fanboi interview at Vox?

Sometimes there's just not enough popcorn.



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1 Hello, morning.



Pants and all.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2015 06:38 AM (nGHT/)

2 Why am I awake?

Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2015 06:39 AM (8gT9T)

3 Morning

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 11, 2015 06:39 AM (R8hU8)

4 "Why am I awake?"


You're alive....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2015 06:40 AM (nGHT/)

5 Bonjour all.

Posted by: MTF at February 11, 2015 06:41 AM (GFYLz)

6 So what is the point of a six month unpaid vacation for Lying Brian

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 11, 2015 06:41 AM (R8hU8)

7 Good morning. I get to do a refresher course in helicopter escape today. An upside down helicopter. Underwater. I am SO looking forward to this.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 11, 2015 06:42 AM (jL4C+)

8 So, shooting at Chappel Hill?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 11, 2015 06:42 AM (DmNpO)

9

DAY 827

636 to go (709 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2015 06:42 AM (CMkNk)

10 "So what is the point"


Conjectured here and I agree. They are easing him out the door just need to let it all die down and then get the legals right.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2015 06:43 AM (nGHT/)

11 7 Good morning. I get to do a refresher course in helicopter escape today. An upside down helicopter. Underwater. I am SO looking forward to this.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 11, 2015 06:42 AM (jL4C+)


Won't the blades combine you into a giant seawater frappe?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2015 06:44 AM (CMkNk)

12 You make a good point: why should Lyin' B take the vacation, when it's really all the propagandists at NBC News that should go. All of them, unpaid vacation, now!

There, I feel better.

Posted by: MTF at February 11, 2015 06:44 AM (GFYLz)

13 Er uh um how the fuck was I supposed to know anyone reads Vox...it's ran by Juicy Juicebox and MattY "Lurch" Glesias....

//Bronko Bama SPOX

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 11, 2015 06:44 AM (/4AZU)

14
Not that we really need to see it, but all things considered, it would be really interesting to see the videotape of SCOAMF heaping praise on Rashid Khalidi.

Any safecracker morons in LA near the LA Times?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2015 06:46 AM (CMkNk)

15 Brian Williams suspended for turning his job into his hobby.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 11, 2015 06:46 AM (/4AZU)

16 It seems we are communicating with each other from 8 minutes in the future. Damn time machine is burping again.

Posted by: MTF at February 11, 2015 06:46 AM (GFYLz)

17 Why do they even bother trying to explain? The MSM sycophants, liberal base and LIV's don't know/don't care about the truth, just the cause and Free Stuff. Nothing he says or does will hurt him. After 6 years of lies and failure that much is clear.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 11, 2015 06:47 AM (1BQGO)

18 12 Posted by: MTF at February 11, 2015 06:44 AM (GFYLz)


NBC should have its FCC license revoked, or at least revoke the licenses of their O 'n O's.

Rump Roast Clyburn will get right on it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2015 06:47 AM (CMkNk)

19 14 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2015 06:46 AM (CMkNk)

Remember folks Obama is the MOST BRILLIANT rhetorician EVER so he never misspeaks.....

now work your way through the cognitive maze of his existence off prompter.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 11, 2015 06:47 AM (/4AZU)

20 I didn't see the interview but did Yglesias ask the President to confirm that Gaza and the West Bank are connected by bridge, as he has suspected for months (maybe years)?

Posted by: MTF at February 11, 2015 06:48 AM (GFYLz)

21 Good Morning.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 06:49 AM (sj3Ax)

22 19 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 11, 2015 06:47 AM (/4AZU)


I guaran-damn-tee that at that Bund rally, SCOAMF spoke without a net and probably nary an "umm" or "duh."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2015 06:49 AM (CMkNk)

23 What's there to explain? He hates Israel with every fiber of his being and believes that murders of Jews anywhere and everywhere is an acceptable form of resistance to their "illegal" (actually total legal) "occupation." (indigenous people returning to their homeland is hardly an invasion). In his view, Israel is white, imperialist South Africa and it is oppressing a noble Brown Palestine that just wants to spread its wings and become a good member of the community of nations. Of course, it's a round peg in a square hole, but nobody would accuse leftists of actually understanding the world as it is.

Posted by: Naes at February 11, 2015 06:49 AM (YhayY)

24 "I guaran-damn-tee..."



So, on message and without reservation?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2015 06:51 AM (nGHT/)

25 22 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2015 06:49 AM (CMkNk)

Quite....he does not stammer when he is honest or passionate...

I cannot wait for "Bronko Unplugged" after he descends from the throne.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 11, 2015 06:51 AM (/4AZU)

26 23 Posted by: Naes at February 11, 2015 06:49 AM (YhayY)

It's why I really hope the Demokratishce Partei boycotts Bibi's speech.

If they do it will blow up in their faces.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2015 06:51 AM (CMkNk)

27 2
Why am I awake?

Posted by: JEM

Dunno, thankfully I'm not only awake but at work to boot.

Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at February 11, 2015 06:51 AM (4pjhs)

28 ...just another gotcha moment...now pass me my waffle!

Posted by: TEH WON at February 11, 2015 06:51 AM (Mj3Lx)

29 I've been awake since 4:30 & probably going to take a nap.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 06:52 AM (sj3Ax)

30 Pie. Why is there no pie? I bet if Julia lived here Obama would make sure there is pie on those mornings when a slice of pie would be the perfect breakfast food.

Posted by: MTF at February 11, 2015 06:52 AM (GFYLz)

31 30 Pie. Why is there no pie? I bet if Julia lived here Obama would make sure there is pie on those mornings when a slice of pie would be the perfect breakfast food.
Posted by: MTF at February 11, 2015 06:52 AM (GFYLz)


Fur pie, maybe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2015 06:54 AM (CMkNk)

32 Why am I awake?
Posted by: JEM



You didn't win the lottery?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2015 06:54 AM (ngYwU)

33 I congratulated Ezra and MattY on Twatter...every once in a bit they lash out...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 11, 2015 06:55 AM (/4AZU)

34 Well, in honor of the news yesterday, I bought some eggs. Cooking now.


Passing gas later.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2015 06:56 AM (nGHT/)

35 A Washington gaffe. When someone accidentally tells the truth as they see it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 11, 2015 06:56 AM (u82oZ)

36 Zombie visited the ONT with some interesting links about Kayla Mueller. Starts at comment 819.

I wish I was surprised...

Posted by: RedDish at February 11, 2015 06:57 AM (5eXg1)

37 32
Why am I awake?

Posted by: JEM





You didn't win the lottery?

Posted by: rickb223

Dang, I knew there was something I forgot to do yesterday...
Is it to late to buy tickets?

Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at February 11, 2015 06:57 AM (4pjhs)

38 29 Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 06:52 AM (sj3Ax)

I engaged in my usual 4:25 "get up Pac10077" wake-up panic....

I need to feed and drop off lad10077, hit the gym, do some chores and then maybe take a nap...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 11, 2015 06:57 AM (/4AZU)

39 36 Posted by: RedDish at February 11, 2015 06:57 AM (5eXg1)

So she's a member of the Timmy Treadwell/Rachel Corrie club....

I for one am thrilled these idiot Muslim symps get bitten by the scorpion they dutifully carry on their back across the stream....

sweetie Jihadi Jim is who you were told he was.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 11, 2015 06:59 AM (/4AZU)

40 I was reading the ONT from the bottom back up and saw references to Zombie, went and read it.

Can't say I was very surprised either.

ISIS doesn't really do good PR when it comes to killing their supporters.

Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at February 11, 2015 06:59 AM (4pjhs)

41 40 Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at February 11, 2015 06:59 AM (4pjhs)

"There's no reason to get excited Abdul...we're on the same side...."

You Muslim?

"Well no I'm an atheist BUT I respect your goals in Jew eradication..."

You need a shave....

//Confessions of a Fucking Retard from America

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 11, 2015 07:01 AM (/4AZU)

42 NBC could have kept Williams if they had included truth balloons popping into view as he spoke.

"Um, no, not really."
"Totally made up."
"Nope."
"Actually, Bush never said that."

Posted by: eman at February 11, 2015 07:01 AM (MQEz6)

43 Morning, all.

The snow and cold has got me down, so no story today. I just need a hot cup of tea and a warm bed.

However, I can't leave you without a link to a pretty girl, so allow me to introduce you to the art of Olivia De Bernardinis (a bit NSFW):

http://goo.gl/LkV4ee

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2015 07:02 AM (zF6Iw)

44
So Obama is praising himself for being only a day late in attempting to rescue Kayla Mueller.

Hostages killed or "by-that-muched."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2015 07:03 AM (CMkNk)

45 36 Zombie visited the ONT with some interesting links about Kayla Mueller. Starts at comment 819.


I missed that cause I passed out after the Erin Grey in a green bikini link. Will have to go back and check it out.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2015 07:03 AM (JdEZJ)

46 "Starts at comment 819."



Hmmm......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2015 07:06 AM (nGHT/)

47 "Zombie visited the ONT with some interesting links about Kayla Mueller. Starts at comment 819...

I heard an interview and comments by some of hers SJW sisters yesterday on the radio. From that point is was clear she wasn't just the deluded liberal do-gooder looking for some adventure and pictures for Facebook. These were hard-core lefty activists looking for fundamental change. Some of it was cloaked irreligious liberation theology but is was obvious we weren't (and wont ) get the whole story from the MSM. Unsurprisingly Obama praised her as "what is best about America." Untold Millions of other idiot were doing the same last night and today.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 11, 2015 07:06 AM (1BQGO)

48 44 February 11, 2015 07:03 AM (CMkNk)
JJ wasn't he like 7 weeks late on that rescue attempt? Puts the parents request that no rescue attempt be made in a different light.

Posted by: RedDish at February 11, 2015 07:07 AM (5eXg1)

49 I have arrived at a place where I'm used to the government lying to me. If they told me the truth I wouldn't believe them. George Orwell, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!

Posted by: Eromero at February 11, 2015 07:08 AM (go5uR)

50
NBC could have kept Williams if they had included truth balloons popping into view as he spoke.

Posted by: eman at February 11, 2015 07:01 AM (MQEz6)

--------------
Pop-Upvideo for the news?
I like it.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 11, 2015 07:08 AM (KlVdw)

51 Sometimes it's not the tough questions that matter, every once in a while it's a slow pitch softball that is so totally and completely whiffed that people start to talk.

Alternately, Obama got a bit too comfortable, said what he believes, and then had to backfill.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 11, 2015 07:09 AM (fwj47)

52 8
So, shooting at Chappel Hill?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 11, 2015 06:42 AM (DmNpO)

Appears to be a domestic incident. Sad, regardless.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 11, 2015 07:10 AM (GqEzX)

53 I have it on good authority that ISIS radomly killed Kayla Mueller, and didn't pick her specifically, for death. An Earnest Psaki told me, so it must be true.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 11, 2015 07:11 AM (KlVdw)

54 'Will have to go back and check it out.'


Yep Erin Grey is still hot.

And Kayla Mueller is not.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2015 07:11 AM (JdEZJ)

55 Hi MPPPP,
We are sick of snow too!

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 07:12 AM (sj3Ax)

56 Awful about Chapel Hill. Awful

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 11, 2015 07:13 AM (zOTsN)

57 54
'Will have to go back and check it out.'





Yep Erin Grey is still hot.



And Kayla Mueller is not.

Posted by: freaked

I wouldn't care, they both look good to me.

Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at February 11, 2015 07:13 AM (4pjhs)

58 NDH. I said domestic as I had heard they family had trouble with the guy previously.

Hopefully, this won't be plastered all over the news as anti-Muslim backlash.

http://bit.ly/17eahkm

http://abc11.tv/1KIgjaZ

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 11, 2015 07:14 AM (GqEzX)

59 The JEF probably congratulates himself every time he uses men's room.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 07:15 AM (sj3Ax)

60 6
So what is the point of a six month unpaid vacation for Lying Brian



Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 11, 2015 06:41 AM

Contracts. If they outright can him they have to pay off the contract. He will change his mind when he figures out he is not going back. He needs a better lawyer.

Posted by: Lester at February 11, 2015 07:15 AM (2UPXV)

61 So, not only did Jordan bomb ISIS, but they successfully killed an American stooge.

It's a two-for.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 11, 2015 07:15 AM (V70Uh)

62 Good morning everyone! Gonna be another bright shiny day till this afternoon but at least it will in the mid 70s with sun and a few clouds.

Global warming. Bring it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 11, 2015 07:15 AM (60Vyp)

63 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at February 11, 2015 07:16 AM (rwI+c)

64 Interesting stuff about Kayla there.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2015 07:17 AM (nGHT/)

65 Well so far, there are indications it is anti muslim backlash


By a militant secularist fanboy of the JEFs

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 11, 2015 07:18 AM (zOTsN)

66 Good morning! Anybody else getting redirected when going to WeaselZippers? Seems I cant get there.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2015 07:19 AM (JO9+V)

67 Crotchety Old Jarhead,
Where do you live? City & State please? 35 would be welcome here in Boston area.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 07:19 AM (sj3Ax)

68 I love how the liberal media has painted Jordan's entry into the war as some sort of decisive turning point in the conflict. As if they're a military superpower. They were acting like it's the US joining WW1 or something. Jordan is a 3rd rate power economically and military at best. It cannot sustain the pace of its air strikes because it will go bankrupt.

Posted by: Naes at February 11, 2015 07:19 AM (YhayY)

69 Yep Erin Grey is still hot.

And Kayla Mueller is not.



Out damn Patsy Cline "I fall to pieces" earworm!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2015 07:21 AM (ngYwU)

70 What were the previous disturbances about

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 11, 2015 07:21 AM (zOTsN)

71 NVM Its (dot)us not (dot)com. MOAR caffeine, stat!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2015 07:21 AM (JO9+V)

72 ISIS doesn't really do good PR when it comes to killing their supporters.


Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at February 11, 2015 06:59 AM

They are having trouble recruiting and retaining suicide bombers and cannon fodder. They go through them pretty fast and the rest are running off. It seems they can't find enough truly stupid people. They wise up when the bombs start going off.

Posted by: Lester at February 11, 2015 07:22 AM (2UPXV)

73 Well our idiot city council passed the idiot city councilman's proposal that there will no longer be a "Are you a convicted Felon? " block to check on city/county job applications.

On the local news last night he said that he would have to check that block himself but he didn't remember why. Hoo boy we are in good hands.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2015 07:22 AM (JdEZJ)

74 Good morning. I get to do a refresher course in helicopter escape today. An upside down helicopter. Underwater. I am SO looking forward to this.


Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 11, 2015 06:42 AM (jL4C+)


YAY, Helo dunker!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 11, 2015 07:24 AM (fwARV)

75 Oh yea said councilman is ex head of local N2ACP. Surprise surprise.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2015 07:26 AM (JdEZJ)

76 Mr Dave where you be?

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 11, 2015 07:26 AM (zOTsN)

77 6>> So what is the point of a six month unpaid vacation for Lying Brian?

Well if they shit canned one of their highly visible talking heads, then someone might ask why doesn't that standard apply to other people who make stuff up? Let him go enjoy an extended vacation and 'rehab' somewhere while Kim Kardashian's ass grows another 10 pounds.

What about Cankles and her sprint across the tarmac under gunfire? What about Horseface and his bullshit about his adventures in Vietnam?
What about Lois Lerner, Eric the Red, etc ad nauseum.

And in particular, what about Captain Asshat?

The MSM/Captain Asshat synergy is nothing more than a house built on a sand slope. A constant trickle of water removing the sand will level the slope and the entire house will fall.

That's why they won't fire him.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 11, 2015 07:27 AM (60Vyp)

78 George Orwell,
Thanks for pointing out Zombie's links. That's about the time I fell asleep.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 07:27 AM (sj3Ax)

79 Obama will be taking over the Daily Show.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2015 07:28 AM (Rx8ML)

80 I had heard nothing about that shooting in NC...another crazy, racist Tea Party member involved shooting no doubt.

Need to walk the dog before the weather turns. Will return to lurk mode

Have a great and safe day!

Posted by: RedDish at February 11, 2015 07:28 AM (5eXg1)

81 "Sometimes there's just not enough popcorn."

Don't have too much fun. I suspect the disconnect is because BHO just doesn't care. He is going to do what he is going to do, and is daring anyone to stop him. Which they won't (can't?) of course.

Posted by: Jeff P at February 11, 2015 07:29 AM (aosNi)

82 Morning, Glories!

I gotta go see a guy about a thing already. Then I get to see the dentist. Is this Monday?

Posted by: mindful webworker - when am i? at February 11, 2015 07:29 AM (OG7NC)

83 The Chappel Hill murderer seems to be a member of the Obama-supporter branch of the TEA Party.

Posted by: eman at February 11, 2015 07:30 AM (MQEz6)

84 The three UNC students had held a fundraiser to help Syrian refugees in Turkey. The young man was turkish. He was going to travel to turkey to provide free dental care to refugee children

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 11, 2015 07:31 AM (zOTsN)

85 I'll be auditioning for the NBC anchor gig later this week.

Posted by: Baron Von Munchausen at February 11, 2015 07:32 AM (jyInK)

86 84 The three UNC students had held a fundraiser to help Syrian refugees in Turkey. The young man was turkish. He was going to travel to turkey to provide free dental care to refugee children
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 11, 2015 07:31 AM (zOTsN)

Damn.

May they rest in peace.

Posted by: eman at February 11, 2015 07:33 AM (MQEz6)

87 67>> Fort Worth, TX....at least until I can buy a house on the Caribbean coast of Mexico or in Belize, and grow dope and chickens.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 11, 2015 07:34 AM (60Vyp)

88
WZ opens fine for me. I think that's where I read about the Chapel Hill shooter being a lib SCOAMTT supporter. Facebook comments anti TEA and pic w/SCOAMTT.
Coulda been Gateway Pundit. They have the story on the young woman killed by ISIS. She stayed in Pali homes trying to keep Israel from bulldozing.

Posted by: Justamom at February 11, 2015 07:35 AM (Sptt8)

89 Good Morning, mindful Webworker.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 07:35 AM (sj3Ax)

90 I love how the liberal media has painted Jordan's entry into the war as some sort of decisive turning point in the conflict. As if they're a military superpower. They were acting like it's the US joining WW1 or something. Jordan is a 3rd rate power economically and military at best. It cannot sustain the pace of its air strikes because it will go bankrupt.


Posted by: Naes at February 11, 2015 07:19 AM (YhayY)


The reason Jordan's entry is significant is not because of their order of battle or the forces they can field. It's because an Arab state is bombing.

What IS significant is UAE's entry. They posses the largest air force (of the Arab states) in the Middle East, and the most effective.

Jordan's entry matters from a political - not a military - standpoint.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 11, 2015 07:35 AM (fwARV)

91 Brian lost his job, but he can still comfort himself by snorting coke off his daughter's ass.

Posted by: eman at February 11, 2015 07:35 AM (MQEz6)

92
So l'affaire Brian Williams is essentially meaningless. Meanwhile, illegal aliens will now be eligible for EITC tax credits going back 3 years -what amounts to a $24,000 bonus for breaking our laws.

Jimminy. Fucking. Christmas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2015 07:37 AM (CMkNk)

93 Damn
Car says it's already 78 degrees out
May have to call today a bust and hit the range if it gets too hot

Posted by: Navycopjoe (thugging through the doghouse) at February 11, 2015 07:39 AM (mx6Sm)

94 Crotchety Old Jarhead,
I will add to list,
Thank you.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 07:40 AM (sj3Ax)

95 "what amounts to a $24,000 bonus for breaking our laws.
"


Si, no habla engles, por favor......come se dice "welfare office?"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2015 07:40 AM (nGHT/)

96 94. I have a feeling it's better to be on Carol's list than AtC's

Posted by: Navycopjoe (thugging through the doghouse) at February 11, 2015 07:41 AM (mx6Sm)

97 Brian lost his job, but he can still comfort himself by snorting coke off his daughter's ass.




I'll drink to that! A toast!
-Steve Kroft

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2015 07:42 AM (4jFFd)

98
@79 Obama will be taking over the Daily Show.

You know......I would watch that.

Posted by: Case at February 11, 2015 07:43 AM (tjj0w)

99 I'm selling the last of my CoExIsT bumper stickers---10 for a buck. Let me know if you're interested.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 11, 2015 07:43 AM (VcOqI)

100 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 11, 2015 07:43 AM (2Ayux)

101 Washington Nearsider,
I read that UAE stopped air campaign against ISIS & guess what, Pentagon lied about it until confronted by The Weekly Standard & other media.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 07:44 AM (sj3Ax)

102 Today, I consider myself...the luckiest moron on the face of the earth.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 11, 2015 07:48 AM (VcOqI)

103 So Fredo describes a communist jihad supporter as "the best of America", and every news outlet follows suit.

Isn't there even one honest news organization in America?

Posted by: MTF at February 11, 2015 07:49 AM (GFYLz)

104

Jeb Bush will be at a $100,000 per plate fundraiser organized by Henry Kravis.

I guess it's an act of love, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2015 07:49 AM (CMkNk)

105 I'm digging into Lester Holt's past. I'm going to bring his ass down, too.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 11, 2015 07:50 AM (VcOqI)

106 Pop quiz time:

I could tell a few stories about running desperately from what you pray are rubber-coated steal bullets launched from the gun tip of a reckless and frightened 18-year old. I could tell a few stories about sleeping in front of half demolished buildings waiting for the one night when the bulldozers come to finish them off; fearing sleep because you don't know what could wake you.
I could tell a few stories about walking children home from school because settlers next door are keen to throw stones, threaten and curse at them. Seeing the hones fear in young boys eyes when heavily armed settlers arise from the outpost; pure fear, frozen from further steps, lips trembling.

The above passage is from the journal of

1. Kayla Mueller
2. Brian Williams

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 11, 2015 07:50 AM (1BQGO)

107 #104 "We are the people" (From Taxi Driver)

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 11, 2015 07:50 AM (VcOqI)

108 97 I'll drink to that! A toast!
-Steve Kroft
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2015 07:42 AM (4jFFd)


What can Brown do for you?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2015 07:50 AM (CMkNk)

109 Craig Stephen Hicks is the shooter. A regular voter, including by absentee, but no party affiliation. Born and raised in rural Illinois, I think, and currently a state employee in NC, I think. He's a nut job, but hopefully that's it.

RIP to the students.

Posted by: Rev at February 11, 2015 07:50 AM (Vh+W5)

110 90
Jordan and UAE were already involved. The real reason it was such a story is that they are trying to push the
"Obama's wise strategy is working!" meme. Apparently Obama stumbling
around in the dark long enough until a burning pilot lights the way was all part of the 9th dimensional chess game he's playing.

Posted by: Naes at February 11, 2015 07:51 AM (YhayY)

111 "I have arrived at a place where I'm used to the government lying to me. If they told me the truth I wouldn't believe them. George Orwell, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!"

This.

And a big g'mornin, citizen hordelings !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 11, 2015 07:53 AM (OCcU9)

112 Idly wondering the odds of Jon Stewart taking over for Brian Williams. The timing will be just about right.

Posted by: @JohnTant at February 11, 2015 07:55 AM (PFy0L)

113 Lester Holt once claimed to have served with Oliver Stone in Vietnam. Okay, I just made that up.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 11, 2015 07:55 AM (VcOqI)

114
@91 Brian lost his job, but he can still comfort himself by snorting coke off his daughter's ass.

I would so totally watch that. You people really should be producing television shows.

Posted by: Case at February 11, 2015 07:56 AM (wf3Kt)

115 Maybe Obama needs to go back to being interviewed by YouTube stars who specialize in eating fruit loops in the bathtub or slow-jamming the news w/Jimmy Fallon?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2015 07:56 AM (WvpaS)

116
Just read that Australia just thwarted another lone wolf attack by 2 men who had machetes and an ISIS flag.

Man, if these lone wolves ever got together. . .

/S

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2015 07:56 AM (CMkNk)

117 Where is Vic today?

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 07:56 AM (sj3Ax)

118
My friends all call me Speedo,
but my real name is Lester . . .

(Speedo? Feh!)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2015 07:57 AM (CMkNk)

119 >>It seems we are communicating with each other from 8 minutes in the future. Damn time machine is burping again.

Are there donuts or muffins in the future - 'cause that would be great....

Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2015 07:57 AM (WvpaS)

120 Who wrote "A Bright Shining Lie?"

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 11, 2015 07:57 AM (VcOqI)

121 Good morning

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 11, 2015 07:58 AM (3ZtZW)

122 "112
Idly wondering the odds of Jon Stewart taking over for Brian Williams. The timing will be just about right."

They actually wanted him to take over Meet the Press. Why NBC thought they could get away with that without suffering a boycott by most, not all (McCain), elected Republicans is beyond me.

Posted by: Naes at February 11, 2015 07:59 AM (YhayY)

123 Brian Williams: "I've made 100 zillion dollars the last ten years, and you're suspending me for six months without pay. Hurt me."

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 11, 2015 07:59 AM (VcOqI)

124 I could tell a few stories about walking children home from school because settlers next door are keen to throw stones, threaten and curse at them. Seeing the hones fear in young boys eyes when heavily armed settlers arise from the outpost; pure fear, frozen from further steps, lips trembling.

The above passage is from the journal of
1. Kayla Mueller
2. Brian Williams


I have seen things you people wouldn't believe.... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

1. Brian Williams

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2015 08:00 AM (CvfV6)

125 Wake up. Time to die.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 11, 2015 08:01 AM (VcOqI)

126 Morning all

And these fuckin idiots are in charge of our collective destiny? Shit it looks like I picked a bad year to give up drinking

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2015 08:01 AM (rDqRv)

127 James Webb, no?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2015 08:01 AM (zF6Iw)

128 I've done ...questionable things.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 11, 2015 08:01 AM (VcOqI)

129 Donuts 8 minutes into the future. And by the time you get there, they will be all gone.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 11, 2015 08:01 AM (V70Uh)

130 126
Morning all

And these fuckin idiots are in charge of our collective destiny? Shit it looks like I picked a bad year to give up drinking"

"I picked a hell of a day to stop sniffing glue!"- Lloyd Bridges

Posted by: Naes at February 11, 2015 08:02 AM (YhayY)

131 It seems we are communicating with each other from 8 minutes in the future. Damn time machine is burping again.


Are there donuts or muffins in the future - 'cause that would be great....



Yes. But by the time we get there, they'll be gone.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2015 08:03 AM (CvfV6)

132 No, I was wrong. A Bright Shining Lie is by NYT reporter Neil Sheehan.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2015 08:03 AM (zF6Iw)

133 >>Donuts 8 minutes into the future. And by the time you get there, they will be all gone.


Aaaack!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2015 08:03 AM (WvpaS)

134
And these fuckin idiots are in charge of our collective destiny? Shit it looks like I picked a bad year to give up drinking"

"I picked a hell of a day to stop sniffing glue!"- Lloyd Bridges
Posted by: Naes at February 11, 2015 08:02 AM (YhayY)

I only steal from the best

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2015 08:04 AM (rDqRv)

135 #132 Brian Williams

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 11, 2015 08:04 AM (VcOqI)

136 We have the cold comfort of knowing that everything we said back in 2008 was right.

YEA!!!!!!!!

I think I want to get off this planet. Aliens, make with the abducting.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2015 08:04 AM (659DL)

137 I have to go check out zombie's Kayla links, 'but did she include the letter Kayla sent to her parents while in captivity? Neoneocon.com has a link to the letter - and Kayla claims she's being treated very well, she's at peace, yadda, yadda, yadda. Strange considering what ISIS does to everyone else...

Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2015 08:05 AM (WvpaS)

138 Jen Psaki, Josh Earnest, and David Axelrod walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the f---k out."

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 11, 2015 08:06 AM (VcOqI)

139
After all their other fine work on improving America's health insurance system, now:

Members of Congress are taking a serious look at abolishing Tricare, the insurance option provided to members of the military and their families.

One of the recommendations was replacing Tricare with a new system that allows members of the military to choose a private insurance plan, with the cost of premiums shouldered by the government.

Active-duty family members, those in the Reserves and retired service members would have a menu of commercial plans from which to choose. Active-duty family members would be reimbursed through a new basic allowance for healthcare, while service members would continue to receive care from military treatment facilities. Retirees would retain Tricare for Life, a program that covers the medical costs that Medicare doesnt.

http://tinyurl.com/p3hjajp



Better care! Cost savings! Nothing can go wrong!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 11, 2015 08:06 AM (kdS6q)

140 36 Zombie visited the ONT with some interesting links about Kayla Mueller. Starts at comment 819.

I wish I was surprised...


Posted by: RedDish at February 11, 2015 06:57 AM (5eXg1)



Yeah. I take no joy in the fact that I just knew this was coming.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 11, 2015 08:07 AM (7ObY1)

141 Is this about the foreign policy success in Yemen?

Success: There are no dead American ambassadors in Yemen.

Posted by: Fritz at February 11, 2015 08:07 AM (dVmLD)

142 #141 Smoke inhalation is a horrible way to die.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 11, 2015 08:09 AM (VcOqI)

143 141
Is this about the foreign policy success in Yemen?

Success: There are no dead American ambassadors in Yemen.


Posted by: Fritz at February 11, 2015 08:07 AM (dVmLD)

That we know of.....

Posted by: Killerdog at February 11, 2015 08:09 AM (vntmB)

144 Hmm. Hard Leftist, hates Israel? If I had a white daughter with an Aryan name, she'd look like Kayla Mueller.

Posted by: Your President at February 11, 2015 08:09 AM (7ObY1)

145 After all their other fine work on improving America's health insurance system, now:

Members of Congress are taking a serious look at abolishing Tricare, the insurance option provided to members of the military and their families.

One of the recommendations was replacing Tricare with a new system that allows members of the military to choose a private insurance plan, with the cost of premiums shouldered by the government.

Active-duty family members, those in the Reserves and retired service members would have a menu of commercial plans from which to choose. Active-duty family members would be reimbursed through a new basic allowance for healthcare, while service members would continue to receive care from military treatment facilities. Retirees would retain Tricare for Life, a program that covers the medical costs that Medicare doesnt.

http://tinyurl.com/p3hjajp



Better care! Cost savings! Nothing can go wrong!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 11, 2015 08:06 AM (kdS6q)


Yeah I saw that. There are many questions still left unanswered. Will our premiums and deductibles increase? Will we still be able to go to any DR we want ( at least us with Tricare Reserve Select can)? Who will administrate this monstroucity?

I would stay on Tricare.
And they want to shit can the Commissary system also. And all this while they spend BILLIONS on illegals. Fuck them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2015 08:10 AM (rDqRv)

146 Yeah. I take no joy in the fact that I just knew this was coming.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 11, 2015 08:07 AM (7ObY1)

It's really not surprising. ISM members are true believers, and will do anything to further the cause (a second holocaust).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2015 08:10 AM (Zu3d9)

147 CAIR talking head to dominate airwaves for the next 90 days.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 11, 2015 08:11 AM (VcOqI)

148 What are some appropriate drinks for a President's Day party? (Actually, a party that happens to be the night before President's Day.)

Isn't there a whiskey out now that uses Washington's recipe, or something? I think Ace had a thread about it.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 11, 2015 08:11 AM (7ObY1)

149 There I was. Impaled and on fire. In my lover's bed. Next thing I know, fireworks!

Posted by: Kayla Mueller at February 11, 2015 08:12 AM (q9nVH)

150 143
141

Is this about the foreign policy success in Yemen?

Obama wants Iran controlling the Persian Gulf, the Gulf of Aden, Southern Lebanon, the Syrian Golan Heights, and eastern Iraq. Mission accomplished. He's an empire builder: The Russian Empire, The Persian Empire, The Caliphate, and the Chinese Empire have all returned in the last 6 years.

Posted by: Naes at February 11, 2015 08:12 AM (YhayY)

151 It's really not surprising. ISM members are true believers, and will do anything to further the cause (a second holocaust).


You could just kind of tell by the reaction at MSDNC and other hard-left news propaganda outlets. They know all about her.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 11, 2015 08:12 AM (7ObY1)

152 I have never understood why if you fall off the wagon you have to get sh*t-faced drunk. Why can't you catch a buzz and go to bed? Is there some kind of rule if you take a few drinks it has to be followed by a lot of drama?

Posted by: Case at February 11, 2015 08:12 AM (wf3Kt)

153 Is there some kind of rule if you take a few drinks it has to be followed by a lot of drama?

See sidebar item on drunk gorilla.

Nature says "Yes."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2015 08:14 AM (659DL)

154 I am calling Bull Shit on "Hate Crime" in Chapel Hill. Love triangle here somewhere.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 11, 2015 08:14 AM (0FSuD)

155 I am taking President's Day off. One there is no mail and if there is no mail, I don't take much money in so there is that. Also I am invited to some sort of Premier for the 2nd Season of "The Last Ship" on Sunday. It involves the Navy and they are inviting us in Uniform at a restaurant in NYC for free food and drinks before the NBA All Star Game. We are suppose to be on TV. So if you see it, look of a short handsome CDR

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2015 08:15 AM (rDqRv)

156 Oh great, Kayla was a commie AND a jihad supporter - Bergdahl's more activist soul sister.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2015 08:15 AM (WvpaS)

157 Yeah I saw that.
There are many questions still left unanswered.

Will our premiums and deductibles increase? Will we still be able to go to any DR we want ( at least us with Tricare Reserve Select can)? Who will administrate this monstroucity?

I would stay on Tricare. And they want to shit can the Commissary system also. And all this while they spend
BILLIONS on illegals. Fuck them


If it screws you, always assume the answer is "Yes".

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2015 08:15 AM (CvfV6)

158 I am calling Bull Shit on "Hate Crime" in Chapel Hill. Love triangle here somewhere.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 11, 2015 08:14 AM (0FSuD)

Nah doesn't look like a love triangle. Looks like a lone idiot who did not like ANY religion

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2015 08:16 AM (rDqRv)

159 Good morning Nip. Check WZ.

Dude was a nut. There is a link to his FB somewhere.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 11, 2015 08:16 AM (GqEzX)

160 If it screws you, always assume the answer is "Yes".
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2015 08:15 AM (CvfV6)


Yup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2015 08:16 AM (rDqRv)

161 You could just kind of tell by the reaction at MSDNC and other hard-left news propaganda outlets. They know all about her.
Posted by: Citizen X at February 11, 2015 08:12 AM


For me, the real "tell" was Choom Boy's reaction. He paid more attention to her death than one would expect when the victim was a middle-class white woman. The inevitable conclusion from that had to be that she was someone who was Down With the Struggle.

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 11, 2015 08:17 AM (P8YHq)

162 For me, the real "tell" was Choom Boy's reaction.

True, that was a tell too.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 11, 2015 08:19 AM (7ObY1)

163 No after reading local story, the killer was 46 the others all 25 or so. Could be a drunk hate crime.


Picture of killer says red neck, with the STUPID Van Dyke beard. Why do red necks grow those things?



Nothing says I dig ditches more than a Van Dyke.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 11, 2015 08:19 AM (0FSuD)

164 "Next thing I know, fireworks!"


Love, Syrian Style!

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2015 08:20 AM (JdEZJ)

165
And over at HotAir, Jazz Hands is having a sad about Jon Stewart leaving the Daily Show.

http://tinyurl.com/mvfcmtj

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 11, 2015 08:20 AM (kdS6q)

166 Is there any proof that Kayla Mueller is dead, aside from the State Dept saying so?

Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 11, 2015 08:21 AM (cbfNE)

167 Picture of killer says red neck, with the STUPID Van Dyke beard. Why do red necks grow those things?



Because y'all made too much fun of mullets.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2015 08:22 AM (CvfV6)

168 #166 Until the DNA results are in from the puddle sample, we are in the dark.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 11, 2015 08:23 AM (VcOqI)

169 Is there any proof that Kayla Mueller is dead, aside from the State Dept saying so?
Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 11, 2015 08:21 AM (cbfNE)

Yes, apparently the scum at ISIS sent pictures showing her dead to her parents.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2015 08:23 AM (rDqRv)

170 Dump up.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2015 08:24 AM (NRcvN)

171 I would stay on Tricare.

And they want to shit can the Commissary system also. And all this while they spend BILLIONS on illegals. Fuck them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2015 08:10 AM (rDqRv)

My dad was a colonel in the Army he died early, but mom kept Tricare. She had a stroke and was in hospital for over a year.

We never paid a penny. This is just another lefty attempt to defund the military.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 11, 2015 08:24 AM (0FSuD)

172 Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2015 08:22 AM (CvfV6)

Heh.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 11, 2015 08:24 AM (GqEzX)

173 "with the STUPID Van Dyke beard. Why do red necks grow those things? "


Hey, I use to sport a goatee.


And any ditches I dug were on my own time and money.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2015 08:24 AM (nGHT/)

174 27 degrees and a flawless blue sky in Philly. Going up to 37. We've been bypassed by problem snow thus far, and only a few nights of single-digit wind chill. So I have to tempt fate by predicting we'll entirely escape the bad winter that's been south of us, west of us, north of us.

Daffodil bulbs in pots atop my radiator are showing shoots, so there might be yellow trumpets for St. David's Day. Back yard, not so much.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at February 11, 2015 08:24 AM (z899H)

175 Couldn't we have traded five or six Taliban leaders from Gitmo for Kayla Mueller?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 11, 2015 08:25 AM (VcOqI)

176 North Carolina man fits the narrative that Obama has been trying to get established. There are images (on google) "Atheists for Equality" and several new PACs use a variant of the phrase but different names.

It really is amazing to see these incidents make news only to discover they are all leftists or connected to leftist thought. Remember those 'hikers' who crossed into Iran and were caught? What ever happened to them? They were eventually released I think.

Posted by: J.T. Grungtherd at February 11, 2015 08:27 AM (tvoo/)

177 "WTF?"

Do you even science, bro?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2015 08:42 AM (nGHT/)

178 So what'd I miss?

Posted by: Fewenuff at February 11, 2015 08:42 AM (zPNX5)

179 Willow! Nood

Posted by: Fewenuff at February 11, 2015 08:43 AM (zPNX5)

180 Next time, you must truly confuse and overwhelm the circuits of the Psaki unit.

Oh Ms. Psaki? Logic is a little tweeting bird, chirping in a meadow. Logic is
wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad. Are you sure your circuits are
registering correctly? Your ears are green.

[Her necklace starts to flash and beep]

Posted by: I, Spock at February 11, 2015 08:46 AM (3O6MD)

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