Overnight Open Thread (2-10-2015) – Surprise Early Edition!

Just to see who's really pantless and who's just talking a good trouser-free game.

Quote of the Day I

Brutal: Buffy the State Dept Tri Delt hits peak flopsweat explaining "random" Kosher grocery attack in Paris http://t.co/mX5N39fNmb

-- David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 10, 2015

Quote of the Day II

Obama's right. Terrible things have been done in the name of Christianity. I have yet to meet a Christian who denies this.

But, as odd as it may sound for a guy named Goldberg to point it out, the Inquisition and the Crusades aren't the indictments Obama thinks they are. For starters, the Crusades - despite their terrible organized cruelties - were a defensive war.

"The Crusades could more accurately be described as a limited, belated and, in the last analysis, ineffectual response to the jihad - a failed attempt to recover by a Christian holy war what had been lost to a Muslim holy war," writes Bernard Lewis, the greatest living English-language historian of Islam.

...We are all descended from cavemen who broke the skulls of their enemies with rocks for fun or profit. But that hardly mitigates the crimes of a man who does the same thing today. I see no problem judging the behavior of the Islamic State and its apologists from the vantage point of the West's high horse, because we've earned the right to sit in that saddle.

-- Jonah Goldberg in Horse Pucky from Obama

Comment of the Day

Not from this site of course. Here traditionalguy at Althouse's site has a modest proposal to deal with 'rape culture' on college campuses:

We are close to a solution here . Airlines have black boxes. Women need vagina implants that monitor their speed, height, motion and reaction to the men that fly them while drunk.

To be fair the male penis will need an implant doing the same measurements including length and hardness of course

All we have to work out is getting the drunks through metal detectors. This will be to College Fraternities what birth control pills were 50 years ago.

Vox Accidentally Breaks News, Regrets It

By revealing that Obama views all 'terrorist' attacks as really just random attacks on random people for no discernable reason other than free-floating 'extremism'.

And then the Obama administration triple-downed on stupid.

stupidrandomstupid

Researchers: It Turns Out That Fat's Not Actually Bad For You

Not only were the low fat dietary recommendations issued for decades wrong but they were essentially based on nothing at all.

Guidelines warning people to avoid eating fatty foods such as butter and cheese should not have been introduced, new research has found. Dietary advice issued to tens of millions warned that fat consumption should be strictly limited to cut the risk of heart disease and death.

But experts say the recommendations, which have been followed for the past 30 years, were not backed up by scientific evidence and should never have been issued. The guidelines, introduced in the UK in 1983 and in the US six years earlier, recommended reducing overall dietary fat consumption to 30% of total energy intake and saturated fat to 10%.

But researchers say the guidelines "lacked any solid trial evidence".

But I guess someone had a hunch. And it turned out to be...wrong, a bad call Mr. Heart-and-Waistline, a bad call.

badcall234

The Greatest NBC News Moment Ever?

Comes 17 seconds into this report.

The Carter Bonds of 1978

I was surprised to find out that the US had ever issued bonds denominated in francs and deutschmarks. But then James Earl introduced a lot of firsts during his presidency. Thanks to Monty.

Scientists say settling for 'Mr Right Now' is better than waiting for 'Mr Right'

If you're living in a group of under 150 people. Which was human society for most of history.

As Parents Get More Choice, San Francisco Schools Resegregate

Because racism apparently because what other reason could there be.

The Ghetto Paradox: Poor Children Do Better in Poor Neighborhoods

Poverty and disadvantage are intensified when poor people cluster, runs the argument; conversely, the rich are unfairly helped when they are surrounded by other rich people. Social mixing ought to help the poor. It sounds self-evident-and colours planning regulations that ensure much social and affordable housing is dotted among more expensive private homes. Yet "there is absolutely no serious evidence to support this," says Paul Cheshire, a professor of economic geography at the London School of Economics (LSE).

And there is new evidence to suggest it is wrong. Researchers at Duke University in America followed over 1,600 children from age five to age 12 in England and Wales. They found that poor boys living in largely well-to-do neighbourhoods were the most likely to engage in anti-social behaviour, from lying and swearing to such petty misdemeanours as fighting, shoplifting and vandalism, according to a commonly used measure of problem behaviour. Misbehaviour starts very young (see chart 1) and intensifies as they grow older.

The Top 50 Sci-Fi Babes of Classic TV & Cinema

And 50 is a lot! A very special award goes to Mathilda May who managed to be nude for the entire length of Lifeforce.

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Teh Tweet!

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Comments

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1 Wow! Early!

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 10, 2015 08:59 PM (IAe6t)

2 not first

thanks for the early show, Maet. Are you feeling better?

g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 09:00 PM (4gN5w)

3 Considering I can now eat eggs, cheese, and butter with impunity, I'd say this has been a pretty good week so far.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 10, 2015 09:04 PM (H/s7S)

4 Pantless!!

Posted by: dogfish at February 10, 2015 09:05 PM (1vYi0)

5 Mmm Erin Grey ,Jenny Agutter(she sure was naked a lot) and Mathilda May( a very good reason to watch Lifeforce,often).

Posted by: steevy at February 10, 2015 09:06 PM (v5UtH)

6 thanks for the early show, Maet. Are you feeling better?
g'evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 09:00 PM (4gN5w)


Pretty much. Now I can focus my energies upon those among us here who were insufficiently concerned for my well-being during the recent sickness. Oh yes.

Posted by: Maetenloch at February 10, 2015 09:06 PM (pAlYe)

7 Those Psarcastic tweets are Pso mean.

Posted by: Roy at February 10, 2015 09:06 PM (fWLrt)

8 Way early. Nice Maetenloch.

Posted by: Infidel at February 10, 2015 09:06 PM (MRonD)

9 Prevention Magazine was saying back in the Sixties that sugar and over-processed foods were the problem, not fat.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 10, 2015 09:06 PM (IAe6t)

10 Erin Gray never did nudity though,damn it.

Posted by: steevy at February 10, 2015 09:07 PM (v5UtH)

11 Cholesterol. Just another reason guvmint should not run healthcare.

Posted by: dogfish at February 10, 2015 09:07 PM (1vYi0)

12 Pantsless, shirtless, and completely without mercy.

Evening Horde!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 10, 2015 09:07 PM (KH1sk)

13 It IS really tough to control a canoe when it's dragging bottom. Did you see those two bodies float by?

Posted by: no good deed at February 10, 2015 09:07 PM (w3a0Z)

14 "Researchers: It Turns Out That Fat's Not Actually Bad For You"

Thank God. Gimme some more doughnuts.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 10, 2015 09:08 PM (eLZyM)

15 And why on God's green earth is the media circling the wagons for BriWi? I never trusted him or any of them. Ace must be going crazy on twitter.

Posted by: Infidel at February 10, 2015 09:09 PM (MRonD)

16 You caught me with my pants up.

Posted by: rickl at February 10, 2015 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

17 I thought Buck Rogers was a dumb TV show, but I had a huge crush on Erin Grey. She had the most beautiful eyes.

And the rest of her was pretty nice too.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at February 10, 2015 09:09 PM (+1T7c)

18 Maetenloch, were you a little under the weather or something?

Posted by: Kraken at February 10, 2015 09:09 PM (5+mPY)

19 Tippy canoe and Lauer too!

Posted by: Tmitsss at February 10, 2015 09:10 PM (Pa9vP)

20 10 Erin Gray never did nudity though,damn it.
----------------

Oh yeah. Every time I closed my eyes.

Posted by: Roy at February 10, 2015 09:10 PM (fWLrt)

21 Surprise indeed...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 09:11 PM (nGHT/)

22 14 "Researchers: It Turns Out That Fat's Not Actually Bad For You"

Thank God. Gimme some more doughnuts.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 10, 2015 09:08 PM (eLZyM)

And ignore my scowl and mustache. And the heat rash around my muffin top.

Posted by: Kraken at February 10, 2015 09:11 PM (5+mPY)

23
15 And why on God's green earth is the media circling the wagons for BriWi? I never trusted him or any of them. Ace must be going crazy on twitter.
Posted by: Infidel at February 10, 2015 09:09 PM (MRonD)


Because they're all guilty of doing the exact same thing Williams has done to one degree or another.

Posted by: buzzion at February 10, 2015 09:11 PM (zt+N6)

24 Maetenloch
What did you do to get rid of kidney stones?

Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 09:11 PM (sj3Ax)

25 Wow early. Thanks for the corgi call.

Not

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 09:11 PM (KJLlE)

26 >>> Just to see who's really pantless and who's just talking a good trouser-free game.

Poetry.

Posted by: fluffy at February 10, 2015 09:12 PM (Ua6T/)

27 >>>Just to see who's really pantless and who's just talking a good trouser-free game.<<<



Now this is my kind of website!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 10, 2015 09:12 PM (DL1Pi)

28 I would trade Richard the Lionhearted for Obama the feckless

Posted by: Tmitsss at February 10, 2015 09:13 PM (Pa9vP)

29 25 Maetenloch
What did you do to get rid of kidney stones?
Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 09:11 PM (sj3Ax)

I hear drinking straight vinegar works well. Cause acid melts the calcium thingies. What Brian Williams told me, anyway.

Posted by: Kraken at February 10, 2015 09:14 PM (5+mPY)

30 18 Maetenloch, were you a little under the weather or something?
Posted by: Kraken at February 10, 2015 09:09 PM (5+mPY)


I like you Kraken. That's why I'll have my minions throw you into the dog pit last.

Posted by: Maetenloch at February 10, 2015 09:14 PM (pAlYe)

31 I read the whole thing. Do I get a prize?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 10, 2015 09:14 PM (VAsIq)

32 Wilma hubba bubba ticccky ticcky ticcky.

Grey in a Bikini (Silver Spoons)
http://tinyurl.com/k6dwg83

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 10, 2015 09:14 PM (MbrzC)

33 The Greatest NBC News Moment Ever?

She's lucky NBC didn't rig her canoe to explode.

Posted by: rickl at February 10, 2015 09:15 PM (sdi6R)

34 Two words: Tiny. Kidney. Sledgehammers.

Posted by: Billy Barty at February 10, 2015 09:15 PM (3O6MD)

35 I know buzzion. I was just shocked to see that Megan Kelly and Brit Hume almost defend him and hope he comes back. After so many lies? Just. Wow.

My optimism wouldn't let me think we were that far down the rabbit hole.

Posted by: Infidel at February 10, 2015 09:15 PM (MRonD)

36 Thanks Maet. Nice OOT


And FYI, those aren't pants. I always breathe that way.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 10, 2015 09:15 PM (NeFrd)

37 Is Matt Lauer a HIV survivor or just bad genetics?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 09:15 PM (KJLlE)

38 I would trade Richard the Lionhearted for Obama the feckless
Posted by: Tmitsss


Richard was French. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at February 10, 2015 09:16 PM (+1T7c)

39 Pajama Boy's new hashtag is trending on Twitter-


#ICan'tBreed

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 10, 2015 09:16 PM (NeFrd)

40 No good deed,
I saw the two bodies walk by, with groceries.

Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 09:16 PM (sj3Ax)

41 I would trade Richard the Lionhearted for Obama the feckless
Posted by: Tmitsss


Richard was French. Just sayin'.

---

I'd take Putin at this point. At least Putin loves his own country.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 10, 2015 09:17 PM (VAsIq)

42 41 No good deed,
I saw the two bodies walk by, with groceries.
Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015

Paper or plastic?,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 09:17 PM (KJLlE)

43 25 Maetenloch
What did you do to get rid of kidney stones?
Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 09:11 PM (sj3Ax)


Nothing yet. We're still in a balance of terror-type scenario but he's running out of space to maneuver.

Posted by: Maetenloch at February 10, 2015 09:18 PM (pAlYe)

44 My optimism wouldn't let me think we were that far down the rabbit hole.
Posted by: Infidel at February 10, 2015 09:15 PM (MRonD)
Well, it is just bidness, after all. Britt and Megyn may need a meal ticket change some day. Sorry about the cynicism.

Posted by: Kraken at February 10, 2015 09:18 PM (5+mPY)

45 Infidel - they are all in it together. The "politics" is just market positioning, never true conviction. Just abandon the lot.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 10, 2015 09:18 PM (9tzvc)

46 How are you holding up under all the global warning, Carol.

Posted by: Infidel at February 10, 2015 09:18 PM (MRonD)

47 THEN WHO WAS STONES!?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 10, 2015 09:18 PM (VAsIq)

48 Well, we won't have Brian Williams to kick around any more. [snicker]

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 10, 2015 09:18 PM (JO9+V)

49 I LIKE LIVER!!

Posted by: Mike Cuttheshit at February 10, 2015 09:18 PM (aRUb8)

50 Thanks Maet. I always did think my heart attack was genetic. Meds have upped the male survival rate by at least 20 years IMHO.

Posted by: Lyin' B at February 10, 2015 09:19 PM (ahBY0)

51 15 And why on God's green earth is the media circling the wagons for BriWi? I never trusted him or any of them. Ace must be going crazy on twitter.
Posted by: Infidel at February 10, 2015 09:09 PM (MRonD)

Because they're all bullshit artists and they want to shut this discussion down, and move on.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 10, 2015 09:19 PM (eLZyM)

52 I saw the two bodies walk by, with groceries.

I thought they were valiantly struggling to survive by floating on paper sacks.

Posted by: no good deed at February 10, 2015 09:19 PM (w3a0Z)

53 I love Iowahawk. I wish he'd put some new content on his blog instead of teasing me with <140 characters on Twitter.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 10, 2015 09:19 PM (VAsIq)

54 ack, warming.

Posted by: Infidel at February 10, 2015 09:19 PM (MRonD)

55 39 I would trade Richard the Lionhearted for Obama the feckless
Posted by: Tmitsss


Richard was French. Just sayin'.

Well so am I

Posted by: Tmitsss at February 10, 2015 09:19 PM (Pa9vP)

56 The exaggerated flood video was nice. Back in the '50s, CBS was doing a story on how horrible the drought was in Oklahoma. Furious George, Sr., watched as CBS lackeys drove up and down dirt roads at high speeds to stir up dust for the cameras. Voila! Dust Bowl all over again.

Posted by: Furious George, counting the days until pitchers and catchers report at February 10, 2015 09:19 PM (HpEBw)

57 Nothing yet. We're still in a balance of terror-type scenario but he's running out of space to maneuver.
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 10, 2015 09:18 PM (pAlYe)

Sounds like a job for nanobots. Vicious, swarming nanobots. That hover around a Silo.

Posted by: Kraken at February 10, 2015 09:20 PM (5+mPY)

58 BRAIN WILLIAMEZIZ IS OUT??? BRAIN WILLIAMEZIZ IS OUT???

Posted by: Al Sharptoon at February 10, 2015 09:20 PM (DMJw2)

59 Night Of The Comet!

I've got it on an old VHS tape that I want to throw away, but I need a better quality version first.

Posted by: JEM at February 10, 2015 09:21 PM (o+SC1)

60 >>> I like you Kraken. That's why I'll have my minions throw you into the dog pit last.

The Dalai Lama can give you a better deal.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at February 10, 2015 09:21 PM (Ua6T/)

61 Temps fudged for global warming, fat, cholesterol, and salt aren't bad for you....

Wow. It's like a science dam gave way or something.

Posted by: Mindy at February 10, 2015 09:21 PM (81V/7)

62
36 I know buzzion. I was just shocked to see that Megan Kelly and Brit Hume almost defend him and hope he comes back. After so many lies? Just. Wow. My optimism wouldn't let me think we were that far down the rabbit hole.
Posted by: Infidel at February 10, 2015 09:15 PM (MRonD)


Fuck Brit Hume. The amnesty loving shit head that had a whining fit when Cantor was kicked out.

Posted by: buzzion at February 10, 2015 09:21 PM (zt+N6)

63 Posted by: Maetenloch at February 10, 2015 09:18 PM (pAlYe)

Lithotripsy?

Transurethral removal (shudder.....)?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 10, 2015 09:21 PM (Zu3d9)

64 "watched as CBS lackeys drove up and down dirt roads at high speeds to stir up dust for the cameras"



If there's no real news, well, that gotta make some up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 09:21 PM (nGHT/)

65 The whole dietary wisdom is falling apart. Notice back in that old article they mention that circulating cholesterol is mostly endogenous, produced in the body, not from eating. It's about 80%, IIRC. That's why they need statins, which lowers endogenous production. Which causes a host of other little problems.
Look up Ancel Keys, the zealot who got us started on the fat is bad path. It was never science. It was "science", politics and special interests.
The true culprit is carbs, well fast carbs, the carbs that are quickly absorded into glucose, spiking insulin and endogenous fat production from that absorbed glucose. When they took out the fat from all the crap in the supermarket, they replaced it with carbs. Had to replace it with something.
You can see the obsesity rates, diabetes, and all the "metabolic disorder" crap track nicely with the low-fat recommendations which hit back in the late 70s.
This is the biggest medical fail in history, really.

Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at February 10, 2015 09:21 PM (dvuhZ)

66 babi Yar was random!

Posted by: avi at February 10, 2015 09:22 PM (YG4lh)

67 25 Maetenloch
What did you do to get rid of kidney stones?
Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 09:11 PM (sj3Ax)

My sister had kidney stones. I hope for Maet's sake that they've improved medicine since she went through that. Not to be too graphic or anything, but it involved a peeing into a filter and "passing" the stones. According to her, it's pretty painful.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 10, 2015 09:22 PM (eLZyM)

68 Is that pscunt Jen Psaki even capable of saying the words "Jewish" or "Muslim" or psfucking "Islam"???? What an asshole, what a fucking piece of shit she is.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 10, 2015 09:22 PM (xOu6p)

69 I know, Hume can go f*ck a football. I'm pretty much done with all of them. My respect for Kelly went way down. Just about done.

Posted by: Infidel at February 10, 2015 09:23 PM (MRonD)

70 If all this nutritional recanting gets a lot of people to pay more attention to carbs in bread, pasta, soda, great. If it gets a lot of people to break out the deep fryer, that's unfortunate.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at February 10, 2015 09:23 PM (w7I3p)

71 Carol I don't have a clue about where Texas soil is good for roses. My first guess would be East Texas where they have this thing called rain.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 10, 2015 09:23 PM (zauWW)

72 Oops, Rosie sock off.
Also, my sister was appalled when she was told that she had to take the filter to work and use it there.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 10, 2015 09:23 PM (eLZyM)

73 >>> Prevention Magazine was saying back in the Sixties that sugar and over-processed foods were the problem, not fat.

We wrote a song about that.

Posted by: The Kinks at February 10, 2015 09:23 PM (Ua6T/)

74 This is the biggest medical fail in history, really.

Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at February 10, 2015 09:21 PM (dvuhZ)

Hard to argue with that statement.

Pushing carbs on America has made us fat, soft, probably democrat, and possibly gay.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 10, 2015 09:24 PM (Zu3d9)

75 I know, Hume can go f*ck a football.

*sits on football*

Am I doing this right?

Posted by: Brit Hume at February 10, 2015 09:24 PM (VAsIq)

76 How long will it take Michael's cohorts to figure out that fat isn't all that bad and relax the school food standards. At least two years is my guess.

Posted by: rabidfox at February 10, 2015 09:24 PM (COIkl)

77 Also, my sister was appalled when she was told that she had to take the filter to work and use it there.
Posted by: nerdygirl
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She should be thankful she didn't swallow a penny.

Posted by: Roy at February 10, 2015 09:24 PM (fWLrt)

78 The actual passing of my kidneystone wascompletely painless.I was shocked when it just kind of appeared in the strainer.The trip from the kidney to the bladder was excruciating though.And I was on morphine in the emergency room for the worst of it.

Posted by: steevy at February 10, 2015 09:25 PM (v5UtH)

79 I'd take Putin at this point. At least Putin loves his own country.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
_________________________

Unfortunately, he loves him some Ukraine also. My Great-aunt Bert disapproves.

Posted by: Furious George, desperately claiming victim status at February 10, 2015 09:25 PM (HpEBw)

80
39 I would trade Richard the Lionhearted for Obama the feckless
Posted by: Tmitsss


Richard was French. Just sayin'.

Well so am I

Posted by: Tmitsss at February 10, 2015 09:19 PM (Pa9vP)







Now now. No need to get froggy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 10, 2015 09:25 PM (krgKs)

81 I've got it on an old VHS tape that I want to throw away, but I need a better quality version first.


You can get a BluRay copy off of Amazon.

Posted by: no good deed at February 10, 2015 09:25 PM (w3a0Z)

82 Kidney stones?? I heard that Helen Thomas can extract them just by suckin real hard on yer penis...at least that's what Brian Williams told me.

Posted by: Mike Cuttheshit at February 10, 2015 09:25 PM (aRUb8)

83 >>> Look up Ancel Keys, the zealot who got us started on the fat is bad path. It was never science. It was "science", politics and special interests.

Was he the one sampling Italians in the late 40s and early 1950s?

Posted by: The Kinks at February 10, 2015 09:25 PM (Ua6T/)

84 She should be thankful she didn't swallow a penny.
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I did that! Fortunately I didn't have to pee it out.

Posted by: Joey Biden at February 10, 2015 09:25 PM (VAsIq)

85
>>>*sits on football*



Am I doing this right?

Posted by: Brit Hume at February 10, 2015 09:24 PM (VAsIq)<<<

We like ours a little over inflated, like Aaron Rodgers, but you're doing fine.

Posted by: GOP monkeys, fucking a football at February 10, 2015 09:26 PM (DL1Pi)

86 69 Is that pscunt Jen Psaki even capable of saying the words "Jewish" or "Muslim" or psfucking "Islam"???? What an asshole, what a fucking piece of pshit she is.
Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 10, 2015 09:22 PM (xOu6p)


Fixed.

Posted by: rickl at February 10, 2015 09:26 PM (sdi6R)

87 >>They found that poor boys living in largely well-to-do neighbourhoods were the most likely to engage in anti-social behavior

Huh. I wonder if Obama knows this?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 10, 2015 09:26 PM (g1DWB)

88 WEST: NORAD Head Says Russia Increasing Arctic Long Range Air Patrols
http://tinyurl.com/pokvsly
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Strategic patience.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 10, 2015 09:26 PM (MbrzC)

89 A lot of bad movies in that top 50 hot sci-fi women's list, including number 1.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 10, 2015 09:26 PM (KlVdw)

90 A Judenfrei University of California?

Students at the University of California, Davis showed their tolerance and acceptance by... shouting 'Allahu Akbar' during an Israeli divestment vote.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8211

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 09:26 PM (0Ew3K)

91 ELLEN BARKIN - ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BONZAI

First, it's Buckaroo Banzai. ( and it's actually THE Adventures... )

Second, Barkin's got rabbit head, eyes on either side of her head. Not attractive. Never was.

Posted by: Al Sharptoon at February 10, 2015 09:27 PM (DMJw2)

92 Re: The Second Quote of the Day

I think Jonah Goldberg said something similar recently.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 10, 2015 09:27 PM (VAsIq)

93 Don't Like Gay Sex? Then You Are A Misogynistic Homophobe

Hey guys, unless you like receiving anal sex than you are an evil oppressor!

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8047

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 09:27 PM (0Ew3K)

94 Food is absolutely deadly. I obviously have a death wish, since I eat every day. I don't really believe any government science crap anymore. If I didn't know better, I'd think they don't have my best interests at heart. I'm just a pawn in the game of life.

Posted by: Kraken at February 10, 2015 09:27 PM (5+mPY)

95 Poor Maetenloch. ...I was hoping you were feeling better.
Doesn't sound like it though.

Pray tell us which gods have cursed you, so that we may make sacrifices to them to ease your suffering!

Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 09:27 PM (hX3bN)

96 Pass the six-egg, four-cheese omelet with ham, please.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 10, 2015 09:27 PM (rJUlF)

97 Carter was such a fuck up.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 10, 2015 09:28 PM (RZzX3)

98 49 Well, we won't have Brian Williams to kick around any more. [snicker]
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 10, 2015 09:18 PM (JO9+V)

I don't watch the news much anymore because it enrages me. Has he quit permanently?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 10, 2015 09:28 PM (eLZyM)

99 Re: diet - I see the rest of you are off the hook, but the government still wants to kill of diabetics by getting them to eat lots of tasty, tasty carbs.

Re: Brian Williams - I want the *entire* press corps to be treated with the same deference and respect that they give to Sarah Palin.

Re: "Random targeting"- I also want to see the White House treated with the same deference and respect the press gives to Sarah Palin, or they're just pathetic hypocrites and liars.

Re: diet again - every cardiologists office is splattered with propaganda against fat, and every one of them will give you the old Big Grain dietary guidelines.

"The Science is Settled. Again. Wait, it changed, we settled again. Wait..."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 09:28 PM (bLnSU)

100 Off, Muswell Hillbilly sock.

Posted by: fluffy at February 10, 2015 09:28 PM (Ua6T/)

101 I got home at 7:30 am and have been pantsless ever since.

You gotta get up pretty.damn.early. to catch me in pants.

So Hah! Glad to hear you're feeling better Maet.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 10, 2015 09:28 PM (w4UpX)

102 I'm just a pawn in the game of life.

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Pawns are used in chess. The game of Life uses little plastic cars with pink or blue pegs.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 10, 2015 09:29 PM (VAsIq)

103 A rolling kidney stone gathers no moss.

Posted by: Mick Jagger at February 10, 2015 09:29 PM (3O6MD)

104 a buddy of mine was passing a kidney stone, and as he tells the story...

"i could feel it coming down my dick... and then it STOPPED!"

being a jarhead, and a friend of mine, he did the only sensible thing he could think of: he reached in with a pair of tweezers and pulled it the rest of the way out.

today, he wears it as a pendant, suspended in a cube of acrylic.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 10, 2015 09:30 PM (pZtrP)

105 89 WEST: NORAD Head Says Russia Increasing Arctic Long Range Air Patrols
http://tinyurl.com/pokvsly
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Strategic patience.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 10, 2015 09:26 PM (MbrzC)



I suspect that the Russian idea of strategic patience is rather different from TFG's.

Posted by: rickl at February 10, 2015 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

106 we have a host of likely candidates to alinskyize!!1 Sargent Schultz
2 Rachael Madcow
3 Chrissy Tingles
4 that fucking commie bastard O'Donnell

Posted by: truth warrior at February 10, 2015 09:30 PM (XYKz+)

107 After you pass a stone over a 1/4 inch in diameter they don't bother you so much.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 10, 2015 09:30 PM (zauWW)

108 The only settled science is that science is never settled.

Posted by: TJ at February 10, 2015 09:31 PM (GLL1E)

109 >>> Pass the six-egg, four-cheese omelet with ham, please.

You want bacon or sausage on the side?

Posted by: fluffy at February 10, 2015 09:31 PM (Ua6T/)

110 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 09:28 PM (bLnSU)


HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 09:31 PM (2HvRz)

111 72 Carol I don't have a clue about where Texas soil is good for roses. My first guess would be East Texas where they have this thing called rain.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget
_____________

I got Willowed on the last thread, but I tossed out Comfort, Johnson City, Marble Falls, and Llano. Mason would work out pretty nice too.

Posted by: Furious George at February 10, 2015 09:31 PM (HpEBw)

112 I think all the Little Wymyns should have body camers!

All the potential rapists (boys) too.

Posted by: PJ at February 10, 2015 09:31 PM (cHuNI)

113 You'll be amazed at how fast the blubber will come off if you stop the sugar/fast carbs. Me, my biggest demon is sweet iced tea, plus baked potatoes. When I can get off that, and stay off, which is as hard as qutting smoking, the blubber just starts to slowly melt away.
There's no need to go overboard. "Slow carbs" as found in many vegetables aren't that bad. They don't spike your glucose. Starch/sugar, though, cut that out. A little treat now and then once the lard is gone off your gut, but don't relapse.

Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at February 10, 2015 09:32 PM (dvuhZ)

114 HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 09:31 PM (2HvRz)

(winks)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 09:32 PM (bLnSU)

115 I'm just a pawn in the game of life.

Posted by: Kraken at February 10, 2015 09:27 PM (5+mPY)
++++++++++++++++++
Mongo??...is that you??

Posted by: Cincinatti Kid at February 10, 2015 09:32 PM (aRUb8)

116 So Russia is lurking around Alaska. Is the Gov any good up there?

Posted by: Infidel at February 10, 2015 09:32 PM (MRonD)

117 Holy smokes.


Evening Horde!


Who did we piss off today?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 09:32 PM (GEICT)

118 You want bacon or sausage on the side?

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OR?!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 10, 2015 09:32 PM (VAsIq)

119 NBC news at its best! We could drown here! Was she wearing a PFD? If not she was taking her life in her hands! Crazy!!

Posted by: Badda Bing at February 10, 2015 09:33 PM (hSal7)

120 Maetenloch,
One of my brothers had them & he had to have surgically removed. That was, I believe, in 2002. I'm sure surgical procedures have improved in 13 years. I know that they're painful.

Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 09:33 PM (sj3Ax)

121
Pushing carbs on America has made us fat, soft, probably democrat, and possibly gay.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February

That's just wrong (lispy voice of Bar-nay Frank)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 09:33 PM (KJLlE)

122 Mmmmmmmm, Peak Flopsweat

Posted by: Homer "Sharkman" Simpson at February 10, 2015 09:34 PM (1ViME)

123
Pawns are used in chess. The game of Life uses little plastic cars with pink or blue pegs.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 10, 2015 09:29 PM (VAsIq)

Now, see, that right there is why I'm a card carrying devotee of AoS! Who the hell cares what Big Media thinks, when I get knowledge here, seething anger at Weasel Zippers, and random news succotash at Drudge? Oh, and Classical commentary at VDH.
My life is complete. Except for Jennifer Connelly.

Posted by: Kraken at February 10, 2015 09:34 PM (5+mPY)

124 That scene from 'Aliens'...."It was a bad call, man. A bad call."

That has got to go down in history as one of the skeeviest, dismissive douchenozzle things-to-say, ever.

Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 09:34 PM (hX3bN)

125 One of the best performances I ever saw in a movie was by Robert DeNiro in Ronin when he removes a bullet from his own flash wound. Was awesome. Great quote "If you don't mind I'm gonna pass out now".

Posted by: Regular Guy /truth warrior dude at February 10, 2015 09:34 PM (XYKz+)

126 Re: diet - I see the rest of you are off the hook, but the government still wants to kill of diabetics by getting them to eat lots of tasty, tasty carbs.

Re: diet again - every cardiologists office is splattered with propaganda against fat, and every one of them will give you the old Big Grain dietary guidelines.


After my bypass surgery, the doctors preached at me about a plant-based diet because Fat Is The Enemy. I just nodded and pretended to listen. They also wanted me eating around 60 carbs per meal. I maybe eat a third of that on most meals, eat three eggs daily for breakfast and don't worry about fat intake.

Result: They say I'm one of the speediest recoveries they've seen. Now excuse me while I go eat some lard.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 10, 2015 09:34 PM (rJUlF)

127 kishinev was random!

Posted by: avi at February 10, 2015 09:35 PM (YG4lh)

128 I would trade Obama for Richard the Simmons. We might get endless lectures about what to eat but not from Moochelle.

Posted by: mallfly at February 10, 2015 09:35 PM (QZVz5)

129 118 Holy smokes.


Evening Horde!


Who did we piss off today?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 09:32 PM (GEICT)

Not nearly as many people today as yesterday

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 09:35 PM (KJLlE)

130 Krystalnacht was random!

Posted by: avi at February 10, 2015 09:35 PM (YG4lh)

131 113 I think all the Little Wymyns should have body camers!

All the potential rapists (boys) too.

Posted by: PJ at February 10, 2015 09:31 PM (cHuNI)


That would work. A tiny camera on the end of the penis. Might get dizzy watching that vid. though.

Posted by: Badda Bing at February 10, 2015 09:35 PM (hSal7)

132 So, if I claim to be doing some pantsless commenting, does that mean I'm finally going Commando, for reals?

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 10, 2015 09:35 PM (RzZOc)

133 addendum to #105: the stone was about the diameter of a @2 pencil... and maybe 3/8ths of an inch long.

i cringed just looking at it, as i cringed when he told me the story in all it's gory details, of which you were spared here

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 10, 2015 09:35 PM (pZtrP)

134 110 >>> Pass the six-egg, four-cheese omelet with ham, please.

You want bacon or sausage on the side?

I reject the tyranny of the OR! Embrace the inclusion of the AND!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 10, 2015 09:36 PM (rJUlF)

135 She should be thankful she didn't swallow a penny.

I gave a penny to a hippy back in the old days when he asked if I had any acid. He choked it up into his hand and said, "It's a fucking penny!". I still feel kinda bad about that.

Posted by: dartist at February 10, 2015 09:36 PM (ahBY0)

136 SpongBobSaget,
Thanks. I like two cities I've looked at. I'm going to call & ask if they can mail info rather than look up on Internet.

I've looked at city websites & wiki too, though I hate to admit it. I did so only because City's will sugarcoat info.

Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 09:36 PM (sj3Ax)

137 Not nearly as many people today as yesterday

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 09:35 PM (KJLlE)



Dare I ask?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 09:36 PM (GEICT)

138 Hmm, East TX soil may need to be amended for roses. It's pretty acidic. Azaleas and camellias do just fine though.

Posted by: no good deed at February 10, 2015 09:36 PM (w3a0Z)

139 "After you pass a stone over a 1/4 inch in diameter they don't bother you so much."


I believe that. The first 1/4" one would probably take me out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 09:36 PM (nGHT/)

140 oooooh1 michelle is gonna be so fuckingdamnfuckingpissed someone let this out in the middle of her fucking reign of lunches.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 10, 2015 09:36 PM (gsfK5)

141 Now excuse me while I go eat some lard.

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Here? Now?

Posted by: Michael Moore at February 10, 2015 09:36 PM (VAsIq)

142 Nude for the entire movie, eh? I wonder which porn shoot they pulled this director from.

Also, major wardrobe savings. You gotta admire that level of thriftiness.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 10, 2015 09:36 PM (w4UpX)

143 I'm kind of look___ forward to perky reporter Savannah delivering the NBC happy-happy news every night along with some fresh fashion ideas. I might just start watching on occasion for the sheer entertainment value.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 10, 2015 09:36 PM (oG53/)

144 Posted by: avi at February 10, 2015 09:35 PM (YG4lh)

Eh....only about10,000, and really, they were only Joooos.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 10, 2015 09:36 PM (Zu3d9)

145 Carol needs to pop in to Antique Rose Emporium in Brenham when she goes on her recon mission.

It's East of Austin, south of College Station, north of Houston.

They will tell her everything she needs to know about roses in Tejas.

And they sell only own-roots, which is Teh Awesome.




Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 09:36 PM (2HvRz)

146 My laptop uninstalls Adobe Flash Player at least once a month.

My tablet randomly turns it's WiFi back on at least daily, usually more.

My cellphone reboots itself with no warning several times a day.

The Burning Times Are Near...

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 10, 2015 09:37 PM (XlFLJ)

147 (sp) flesh dang!

Posted by: Regular Guy /truth warrior dude at February 10, 2015 09:37 PM (XYKz+)

148 Hmmm, Erin Gray.

Posted by: CDR M at February 10, 2015 09:37 PM (93D1V)

149 135 110 >>> Pass the six-egg, four-cheese omelet with ham, please.

You want bacon or sausage on the side?

I reject the tyranny of the OR! Embrace the inclusion of the AND!
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February

Just to be on the safe side, pumpernickel toast with gobs of butter

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 09:37 PM (KJLlE)

150 Lard makes the best pie crust!!

Posted by: Infidel at February 10, 2015 09:37 PM (MRonD)

151 the Einzatsgrupin were extremists who randomly chose their victims!

Posted by: avi at February 10, 2015 09:37 PM (YG4lh)

152 Result: They say I'm one of the speediest recoveries they've seen.


Good for you Captain!

Posted by: tbodie at February 10, 2015 09:38 PM (SvnHQ)

153 It's a shame that the Junk Food Science blog has not been updated, as Sandy Szwarc has been repeatedly vindicated.

It was an amazing resource a few years ago - still is, really.

Basically, people are still mostly living off superstition and rumor, even people with lab coats and people who get elected and appointed.

Same kind of animal.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 09:38 PM (bLnSU)

154 Kidney stones. IIRC, when Yorvit Torrealba was catching for the Rockies, he passed a kidney stone during the game and continued to play.

Posted by: Furious George, counting the days until pitchers and catchers report at February 10, 2015 09:38 PM (HpEBw)

155 re 105: thank for a ruined night. I can't get the image of Peter North out of my head now.

Posted by: mallfly at February 10, 2015 09:38 PM (QZVz5)

156 I'm tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Chris Hansen at February 10, 2015 09:38 PM (JO9+V)

157 50 Shades of Erin Gray

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 10, 2015 09:38 PM (VAsIq)

158 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 09:36 PM (nGHT/)[i/]

The ureter is about 5mm, and a 1/4" stone is more than 6mm.

For some reason the ureter has lots and lots of nerve endings.

And it doesn't stretch.

At all.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 10, 2015 09:39 PM (Zu3d9)

159 24
15 And why on God's green earth is the media circling the wagons for BriWi? I never trusted him or any of them. Ace must be going crazy on twitter.
Posted by: Infidel at February 10, 2015 09:09 PM (MRonD)

Because they're all guilty of doing the exact same thing Williams has done to one degree or another.
Posted by: buzzion at February 10, 2015 09:11 PM (zt+N6)

"The Guild protects its own." - Somebody on this site.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 10, 2015 09:39 PM (d7XFS)

160 142 Now excuse me while I go eat some lard.

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Here? Now?
Posted by: Michael Moore at February 10, 2015 09:36 PM (VAsIq)
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Back off! Your trough is over there.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 10, 2015 09:39 PM (rJUlF)

161 re 154: that was a very valuable site. I was sorry to see her more or less give it up.

Posted by: mallfly at February 10, 2015 09:39 PM (QZVz5)

162 Hello Mero!

Long time etcetera etcetera

How are you? As I recall you were having some health problems, better now? Cured? Resurrected?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 10, 2015 09:40 PM (RZzX3)

163 Yes, congrats, Cap'n.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 09:40 PM (nGHT/)

164 "50 Shades of Erin Gray"

Bunk

Posted by: lowandslow at February 10, 2015 09:40 PM (+ebSh)

165 Erin Grey dines at the Y.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 10, 2015 09:40 PM (XlFLJ)

166
Result: They say I'm one of the speediest recoveries they've seen.

God Bless. You may live longer than you want to now.

Posted by: dartist at February 10, 2015 09:40 PM (ahBY0)

167 138 Not nearly as many people today as yesterday
------
Dare I ask?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 09:36 PM (GEICT)

Just the job. I hear my late parents & teachers chuckling, "you should've applied yourself more"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 09:40 PM (KJLlE)

168 84: Ancel Keys became a "Top Man", as in "Top Men are working on it" in nutrition. Which was funny, since his Ph.D was in oceanography. He did the original studies on heart disease and fat, and of course cherry picked his data to make the correlation look much, much better than the whole data set supported. Also, he left interesting stuff like, well slight correlation with fat intake for heart disease, but overall mortality was negatively correlated with fat intake.
So you might be more likely to die of heart disease if you ate more fat, but your overall chances of death were lower. Funny thing, statistics and confounding variables and correlation vs causation. At the time, some other eminences in the field wrote criticisms of his studies, some destroying his arguments, but he won out eventually.
He still has defenders to this day. No, he made up his mind that eating fat caused heart disease and set out to prove it, all evidence to the contrary, well devasting evidence at least, being ignored.

Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at February 10, 2015 09:40 PM (dvuhZ)

169
92:Second, Barkin's got rabbit head, eyes on either side of her head. Not attractive. Never was.


True, but she was a dirty dirty whore in The Big Easy which is a fantastic film. She was in Tender Mercies (a GREAT Robert Duval movie)but its not a huge role.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at February 10, 2015 09:40 PM (8SsiG)

170 Now excuse me while I go eat some lard.

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Here? Now?
Posted by: Michael Moore at February 10, 2015 09:36 PM (VAsIq)
------
Back off! Your trough is over there.


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I'm sorry, I misunderstood. I thought by "eat some lard" you meant you wanted to....you know what? Nevermind.

Bush's fault.

Posted by: Michael Moore at February 10, 2015 09:41 PM (VAsIq)

171 Same kind of animal.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 09:38 PM (bLnSU)

Weasels?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 10, 2015 09:41 PM (rJUlF)

172 I'm not exaggerating. I've passed 27 kidney stones in my lifetime. 11 of them were while I was pregnant. If given a choice, I would have taken an epidural for the duration of my pregnancy and birthed the kid without one. I had my first stone when I was 17. I writhed on the floor in agony while my parents debated whether or not to take me to the emergency room.

Posted by: no good deed at February 10, 2015 09:41 PM (w3a0Z)

173 Posted by: Puddleglum@work at February 10, 2015 09:40 PM (8SsiG)

And an awesome body.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 10, 2015 09:41 PM (Zu3d9)

174 156 re 105: thank for a ruined night. I can't get the image of Peter North out of my head now.
Posted by: mallfly at February 10, 2015 09:38 PM (QZVz5)

Yeah, I kind of wonder about, and kinda feel sorry for a guy who wears his Johnson as a pendant. Must be from Frisco.

Posted by: Kraken at February 10, 2015 09:41 PM (5+mPY)

175 Tammy Al Thor,
I try to buy own root roses but I don't like antique roses. I've cancelled all my spring rose orders.

Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 09:41 PM (sj3Ax)

176 I'm sorry, I misunderstood. I thought by "eat some lard" you meant you wanted to....you know what? Nevermind.

Bush's fault.
Posted by: Michael Moore at February 10, 2015 09:41 PM (VAsIq)

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Well, I've lost MY appetite...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 10, 2015 09:41 PM (rJUlF)

177 Congratulations, Captain. Are you back on the air?

Posted by: Furious George at February 10, 2015 09:42 PM (HpEBw)

178 I spent my time in the ER passing a stone in a hall on a gurney. I was in a metro hospital in 2010 and the place was full . There was a guy handcuffed to his bed with a guard watching him. I was given morphine a few times and got sloppy catching my stone in the strainer and missed it, lol

Posted by: Regular Guy /truth warrior dude at February 10, 2015 09:42 PM (XYKz+)

179
Result: They say I'm one of the speediest recoveries they've seen. Now excuse me while I go eat some lard.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 10, 2015 09:34 PM (rJUlF)
Unfortunately, I was raised in the middle of all that crapola, so I grew up eating the wrong things. Did a lot of damage, both in terms of health and habit and taste.Lesson number 9,273 as to why collective authority just never quite works out the way you want - the universe gives no shits about how sure you are that you're right.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 09:43 PM (bLnSU)

180 141 oooooh1 michelle is gonna be so fuckingdamnfuckingpissed someone let this out in the middle of her fucking reign of lunches.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 10, 2015 09:36 PM (gsfK5)

Oh yeah, no shit. That's gonna be a great thing to watch. She's gonna have a bitch of a time suppressing her RBF when she's quizzed on this.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 10, 2015 09:43 PM (w4UpX)

181 Well, I've lost MY appetite...

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I've never said those words before.

#TruthBomb

Posted by: Michael Moore at February 10, 2015 09:43 PM (VAsIq)

182 6 thanks for the early show, Maet. Are you feeling better?
g'evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 09:00 PM (4gN5w)

Pretty much. Now I can focus my energies upon those among us here who were insufficiently concerned for my well-being during the recent sickness. Oh yes.
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 10, 2015 09:06 PM (pAlYe)


What? You were sick?

Posted by: Grabthar's Hammer at February 10, 2015 09:44 PM (Edob3)

183 "The ureter is about 5mm, and a 1/4" stone is more than 6mm.

For some reason the ureter has lots and lots of nerve endings.

And it doesn't stretch.

At all."



I'm starting to get light-headed.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 09:44 PM (nGHT/)

184 Hello, Furious!

I've been back on since November. Got back to full-time work in early December. Everything's cool.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 10, 2015 09:44 PM (rJUlF)

185 I've been trying to eat more protein and not worrying about fat (I use butter instead of margarine), and cut down on carbs.

I don't have a lot of self-discipline. I still like bread, rice, and potatoes. Fortunately I don't have much of a sweet tooth, so I don't eat very much cookies and cake.

Nevertheless, my cholesterol numbers improved from a year ago.

Posted by: rickl at February 10, 2015 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

186 Just the job. I hear my late parents & teachers chuckling, "you should've applied yourself more"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 09:40 PM (KJLlE)



Ahhhh. Gotcha.

Here. Enjoy this. A couple of Morons and I were kicking around via email the other day and bitching in general about how, apparently, no one can write anything in actual English anymore. Then this showed up on my work email today....

http://tinypic.com/r/126bqdv/8

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 09:44 PM (GEICT)

187 re 143: very sexy girl. very crappy movie that lacked the "Plan Nine" unintentional hilarity.

re 92: "Buckaroo Bonzai" was a very entertaining movie once you'd sat through it a couple of times and figured out what was going on. Kind of like "Dune" but not boring as dirt. Kyle McLachlan was as wooden as a broken billy club.

Posted by: mallfly at February 10, 2015 09:44 PM (QZVz5)

188 I'm starting to get light-headed

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Here, snort some of this.

Posted by: Random Creepy Guy You Don't Know at a Party at February 10, 2015 09:44 PM (VAsIq)

189 I went outside this morning to take pics of snow mountains & didn't have gloves on. My brother asked me to move my car.
I emailed 3 to a friend & his reply was Yikes!!!

Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 09:45 PM (sj3Ax)

190 >>>I've cancelled all my spring rose orders.
Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 09:41 PM (sj3Ax)<<<



Prolly for the best, as the Boston area is not going to see any grass 'til July.

Posted by: Ol' Man Winter at February 10, 2015 09:45 PM (DL1Pi)

191 "Erin Grey dines at the Y."


Whaaaaat.....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 09:45 PM (nGHT/)

192 I was given morphine a few times and got sloppy catching my stone in the strainer and missed it, lol

You got stoned and you missed it.

Posted by: Dr. Hook at February 10, 2015 09:45 PM (Dwehj)

193 Lifeforce not only had a beautiful naked girl in it but it was a pretty good movie in its own Saturday night late feature way. I really was surprised at how good it really was.

Posted by: New Phone at February 10, 2015 09:46 PM (hCeET)

194 http://tinyurl.com/pokvsly
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Strategic patience.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 10, 2015 09:26 PM (MbrzC)


I suspect that the Russian idea of strategic patience is rather different from TFG's.
Posted by: rickl at February 10, 2015 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

Don't do stupid shit?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 09:46 PM (KJLlE)

195 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 09:44 PM (GEICT)

This is why God invented bourbon.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 10, 2015 09:46 PM (Zu3d9)

196 How are you? As I recall you were having some health problems, better now? Cured? Resurrected?


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 10, 2015 09:40 PM (RZzX3)

Sorry I'm on a browser that mashes my text together. Still having health problems, not better, not cured, not dead yet. Finally *may* have found some competent doctors, but I suspect I will still have to do most of the work. Have made some interesting discoveries, hope I live long enough to put them into practice.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 09:46 PM (bLnSU)

197 @179


Damn.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 09:46 PM (nGHT/)

198 erin gray was effin hot and shoulda had a long weekend of spanking from me but she kinda jumped a shark and did a strip scene in the 90s, yeesh. not as bad as barbara eden wearing her old i dream of jeanie costume but yeesh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 10, 2015 09:46 PM (gsfK5)

199 Erin Gray.

Beedee beedee beedee.

Posted by: Gil Gerard at February 10, 2015 09:47 PM (3O6MD)

200 re 182: the day the Sup Ct ruled for Bush over Gore, Moore was so depressed he left half a Dairy Queen untouched.

Posted by: mallfly at February 10, 2015 09:47 PM (QZVz5)

201 Rickl,

Fritos are my Kryptonite, especially on weekends after working at the karaoke bar. I get off work at 2 a.m., and I'm starving. There's only a Circle K between work and home, and they're not known for their salad bars.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 10, 2015 09:47 PM (rJUlF)

202 Hey, kids! Sorry to be so mia lately, but my life is currently in "if it can go wrong, it will" mode. However, I have a prayer request and it's kinda urgent. Just found out that the very reasonably priced apt right next door to my dad (who has recently been diagnosed with terminal and icky cancer) has unexpectedly become vacant. I need that apartment. Prayers would be hugely appreciated. This needs to happen fast. TIA and XOXO.

Posted by: Peaches at February 10, 2015 09:47 PM (6uib1)

203 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 09:46 PM (bLnSU)

Well regardles, good to see/hear/read you back here.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 10, 2015 09:47 PM (RZzX3)

204 I read the email twice, BC, and I still can't figure out what the hell they are trying to communicate.

Posted by: no good deed at February 10, 2015 09:47 PM (w3a0Z)

205 Here. Enjoy this. A couple of Morons and I were kicking around via email the other day and bitching in general about how, apparently, no one can write anything in actual English anymore. Then this showed up on my work email today....

http://tinypic.com/r/126bqdv/8

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 09:44 PM (GEICT)



Spricaþ Ænglisc oþþe ácwilaþ

Posted by: Se Léodweardprætt Hæt at February 10, 2015 09:48 PM (0Ew3K)

206 Hi Merovign

Posted by: fluffy at February 10, 2015 09:48 PM (Ua6T/)

207 Carol...I hope you've been warned enough about the scorching summers we get down here.

I mean flaming-cats-raining-down-from-the-skies type of scorching weather.

I'm in Oklahoma and we get it bad sometimes...and we're north of poor Texas, which gets even hotter temps.

So, whatever you will save on heating bills in the winter, you will probably have to spend in the summer to survive the heat.

And then...there are the tornados.
Which, to be fair, can hit almost anywhere these days, but we get a lot of them in TX and OK.

I'm thrilled for you to be escaping Liberal-Land.
But I hope that you'll be fully prepared for the type of heat that you will encounter down here.

On the bright side, you also get day after day of blue sky weather, mild winters and the ability to buy a gun with very little hassle.

Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 09:48 PM (hX3bN)

208 Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 09:41 PM (sj3Ax)


They sell a few other varieties, too; I"ve gotten a few Austins form them.

I think it'd be worth a stop for the advice, if you're near there at all.

Your rose growing in Texas will be a lot different. It isn't the soil, it's the heat.

Have you thought about WA or Oregon at all?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 09:48 PM (2HvRz)

209 This is why God invented bourbon.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 10, 2015 09:46 PM (Zu3d9)



You ain't lying, buddy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 09:48 PM (GEICT)

210 Wow, fluffy, too!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 09:48 PM (2HvRz)

211 MisHum,
Looked like paper in plastic bags.

Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 09:49 PM (sj3Ax)

212 195
I suspect that the Russian idea of strategic patience is rather different from TFG's.
Posted by: rickl at February 10, 2015 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

Don't do stupid shit?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 09:46 PM (KJLlE)



More like "biding their time".

Posted by: rickl at February 10, 2015 09:49 PM (sdi6R)

213
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 09:44 PM (GEICT

Thank you kindly, Mr. Chairman

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 09:49 PM (KJLlE)

214 Hi, Peaches!

Prayers sent.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 10, 2015 09:49 PM (rJUlF)

215 Posted by: Peaches at February 10, 2015 09:47 PM (6uib1)

Best of luck with the apt. And while there is nothing good about the other, I hope that it goes as well as one can hope.

[Go Yankees! ;-)]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 10, 2015 09:49 PM (Zu3d9)

216 V. Putin. Huge fuckin cat. Fredo brain dead ball of string.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 09:50 PM (ucDmr)

217 PEACHES!!!!!!!!!!


Prayers being said.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 09:50 PM (2HvRz)

218 Well regardles, good to see/hear/read you back here.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 10, 2015 09:47 PM (RZzX3)

Thank you. And hi fluffy, and where did Tammy go?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 09:50 PM (bLnSU)

219 205 I read the email twice, BC, and I still can't figure out what the hell they are trying to communicate.

Posted by: no good deed at February 10, 2015 09:47 PM (w3a0Z)



Fuck if I know. What we've determined is that we're only going to pay attention to the end of the email. "Mr. Boynton (He's the senior project manager for the hospital where the work is taking place) will let you know when to start"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 09:50 PM (GEICT)

220 Well, I've lost MY appetite...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread


Wait until we get to the skin disease portion of the evening.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 10, 2015 09:50 PM (DMJw2)

221 This isn't my field of science, so I cannot begin to say if this new model of the universe (the universe has no beginning) is correct.

But it is interesting all the same.

http://tinyurl.com/pk8uyr7

Posted by: Thrawn at February 10, 2015 09:50 PM (d7XFS)

222 I don't have a lot of self-discipline. I still like bread, rice, and potatoes. Fortunately I don't have much of a sweet tooth, so I don't eat very much cookies and cake.

Nevertheless, my cholesterol numbers improved from a year ago.
Posted by: rickl at February 10, 2015 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

rickl, to be serious for a moment, and thenI'll stop, I lost 20 pounds, in around 3 months by not eating any processed carbs, and no potatoes. Ate whatever vegetable I wanted, and some, not a lot, fruit. Anything that had had a pulse once was on the menu. No getting on scales initially.
I was tired of holding my breath to tie my shoes.

Posted by: Kraken at February 10, 2015 09:50 PM (5+mPY)

223 Peaches
Prayers & hugs to you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 09:51 PM (KJLlE)

224 Oh, there she is.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 09:51 PM (bLnSU)

225 Wait until we get to the skin disease portion of the evening.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 10, 2015 09:50 PM (DMJw2)


*smiles*

Posted by: Goldmember at February 10, 2015 09:51 PM (0Ew3K)

226 I know! Christians don't know what it's like to be persecuted. Unless you call fed to lions , heads displayed on pikes and being burned alive persecution. Isn't that where the term 'pikers' comes from?

Posted by: stoopid guy comin from left field at February 10, 2015 09:51 PM (XYKz+)

227 Confession time:

I don't find Carrie Fisher attractive. Even in a metal bikini.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 10, 2015 09:51 PM (rJUlF)

228 Goddamnit, Horde!

I was fucking around with twitter and ipad games waiting for the ONT. When it's been here the whole time.

And I'm pissed because I couldn't yell at people about how they're Wrong Wrong Wrong about nutrition and exercise earlier.

Grumble.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 10, 2015 09:51 PM (e+1S5)

229 Prayers Peaches. Sorry to hear about your dad.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 09:52 PM (ucDmr)

230 " I still like bread, rice, and potatoes. Fortunately I don't have much
of a sweet tooth, so I don't eat very much cookies and cake."


Exact same here. I eat something sweet just a few times a year but I love the taters and bread, etc.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 09:52 PM (nGHT/)

231 I guess I grew up in the right time with the right parents. They never believed in all that crap. Was always was taught, eat whatever you want in moderation. Never quit eggs, butter, cheese, bacon, potatoes, bread, red meat. I seem to be healthier then most people. May be part genes too. Except I smoke and drink. Who the hell knows. I know the scientists don't.

Posted by: Infidel at February 10, 2015 09:52 PM (MRonD)

232 Posted by: DC in River City at February 10, 2015 09:51 PM (e+1S5)


Bitch, bitch, bitch. Don't you know that's not what we do around here?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 09:53 PM (GEICT)

233 This isn't my field of science, so I cannot begin to
say if this new model of the universe (the universe has no beginning)
is correct.



Posted by: Thrawn at February 10, 2015 09:50 PM (d7XFS)

It's kind of like watching someone who hasn't invented the wheel yet trying to build an airplane.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 09:53 PM (bLnSU)

234 Prayers Peaches. For you and your dad.

Posted by: tbodie at February 10, 2015 09:53 PM (SvnHQ)

235 I was tired of holding my breath to tie my shoes.

Posted by: Kraken at February 10, 2015 09:50 PM (5+mPY)

It's amazing what cutting carbs can do. Obviously my experience is anecdotal, but it is almost the same as yours.

When I want to cut a few pounds, all I do is cut carbs and maybe move to seafood more than land animals. Mostly because fish is slightly lower in calories than meat and I can eat even more of it!

The problem? Pasta, bread and butter, and garlic and caramelized onion mashed potatoes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 10, 2015 09:54 PM (Zu3d9)

236 Love sweets.
Love meat
Love breads, potatoes, rice

Guess I'm f*cked

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 09:54 PM (KJLlE)

237 I've been back on since November. Got back to full-time work in early December. Everything's cool.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread
_______________

Glad to hear it. Don't hang out much here at night. And don't be dissing the Fritos. An entire separate food group.

You and your father are in my prayers, Peaches. Laus Deo.

Posted by: Furious George at February 10, 2015 09:54 PM (HpEBw)

238 " Don't you know that's not what we do around here?"


I'm sorry, I thought I was at Ace of Spades HQ. Must have the wrong number again. Pardons.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 09:54 PM (nGHT/)

239 Peaches - what do you *need* to get that apartment?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 09:55 PM (bLnSU)

240 Posted by: Goldmember at February 10, 2015 09:51 PM (0Ew3K)

Ooooh!

Suppurating pustules!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 10, 2015 09:55 PM (Zu3d9)

241 Horde, you're gonna HATE me for this one.

Signed up that big, fat, 63 square area roofing contract today. Over contraband cigars and Maker's Mark.

Crews will install the roof over Thursday and Friday. The customer, being an educated man, figured quite rightly, that I'd cut in a hell of a deal on the roof, and figured I deserved a little more for my not inconsiderable efforts.

So, out he comes with a Marlin 1982 model, manufactured in 1898. Lever action, .22 LR, precursor to the vaunted Model 39.

Right at the low end of "NRA-GOOD" condition, shootable and entirely intact and functional. Very mild pitting, the bluing is half-browned out, the wood is 95% or so, and it's never been touched insofar as refinishing (which lowers values immensely).

Gives it to me as a gift, won't take no for an answer. It's laying across the love-seat, opposite my recliner in the living room.

It's a wonderful, beautiful rifle. A thing of beauty.

Gonna be the hardest and most tearful canoe trip, ever!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 10, 2015 09:56 PM (RzZOc)

242 and caramelized onion mashed potatoes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Probably not even in the same galaxy but have you tried pureed, roasted cauliflower before instead of regular mash?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 10, 2015 09:56 PM (DMJw2)

243 Hey dimwit yer fired !

Posted by: Mr. Boynton at February 10, 2015 09:56 PM (XYKz+)

244 Peaches at February 10, 2015

To you and your Dad.

Posted by: dartist at February 10, 2015 09:56 PM (ahBY0)

245 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 10, 2015 09:54 PM (Zu3d9

Wisconsin the home of the deep fried Friday night fish fry

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 09:57 PM (KJLlE)

246 Linda Harrison, aka Nova, will be at Pensacon later this month. So will Nichelle Nichol.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 09:57 PM (p6l+P)

247 MisHum yup you're fucked. But, it will be a good ride. If I gotta worry about what's gonna kill me, I'd rather be dead anyway. Fuckin health professionals.they can diaf.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 09:57 PM (ucDmr)

248 240 Peaches - what do you *need* to get that apartment?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 09:55 PM (bLnSU)

I've always relied on the kindness of strangers.

Posted by: Kraken at February 10, 2015 09:57 PM (5+mPY)

249 Does Jen Psaki have big cans? I googled "Jen Psaki" + boobs, jugs (alternate spelling juggs), tits, etc. but am not finding anything conclusive. Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Mighty Balsac at February 10, 2015 09:57 PM (ZgXPR)

250 Shit, sock fail. The Marlin rifle post was me.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 10, 2015 09:57 PM (RzZOc)

251 Except I smoke and drink. Who the hell knows. I know the scientists don't.
Posted by: Infidel
_________________

There'r more ol' drunks than there are ol' doctors, so I guess I'd better have another round.

Posted by: Furious George, channeling Willie Nelson at February 10, 2015 09:58 PM (HpEBw)

252 250: Jen Psaki is all boob. Cray Cray.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 09:59 PM (ucDmr)

253 Can't believe that reporterette in the canoe was able to keep her composure when those two rubes walked in front of her. That's devotion to the lie, right there.


The Downfall Parody video in the sidebar about BW is one for the ages.


Jenny Agutter? Loved her in Logan's Run, as well as The Eagle Has Landed and An American Werewolf in London. Still smoking hot! I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 10, 2015 09:59 PM (rXB/r)

254 Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 10, 2015 09:56 PM (DMJw2)

Oh...Hell Yes!

Great stuff.

By the way, if I am feeling lazy I'll just break the cauliflower into florets, toss it with olive oil, salt and pepper, and garlic and roast at high heat for awhile. That's pretty damned good too.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 10, 2015 09:59 PM (Zu3d9)

255 >>>Here. Enjoy this. A couple of Morons and I were kicking around via email the other day and bitching in general about how, apparently, no one can write anything in actual English anymore. Then this showed up on my work email today....

Ok, I think I got it.
1) that email is fucktarded, and its author should probably be beaten about the head and shoulders with something heavy

B) after many years of reading fucktarded emails, letters and memos, what he is trying to say is that no matter when you start the project, the scheduled work week will involve off-hours or weekends, and therefore be subject to overtime pay

Q) maybe. No certainty is expressed or implied in B) due to the said fucktardedness of said email

Posted by: DC in River City at February 10, 2015 09:59 PM (e+1S5)

256 Wait until we get to the skin disease portion of the evening.

Brian Williams was Morgellons patient zero.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 10, 2015 09:59 PM (zauWW)

257
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

I was gonna say fuck you.
But, hey good for you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 09:59 PM (KJLlE)

258 250 Does Jen Psaki have big cans? I googled "Jen Psaki" + boobs, jugs (alternate spelling juggs), tits, etc. but am not finding anything conclusive. Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Mighty Balsac at February 10, 2015 09:57 PM (ZgXPR)

You might try Psaki+phooters...

Posted by: Kraken at February 10, 2015 09:59 PM (5+mPY)

259 treblinka was random

Posted by: avi at February 10, 2015 10:00 PM (YG4lh)

260 At this rate, there won't be even a marginal ally of the US left after Obama's 8 years of error are over.

http://tinyurl.com/nb8ktqy

Can't wait to see what Jen Pjaski's awesome hashtag campaign for this will be.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 10, 2015 10:00 PM (d7XFS)

261 http://tinypic.com/r/126bqdv/8
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 09:44 PM (GEICT)
-------------
Cochran, what the hell was that?! Are you sure it's not some sort of coded message for an alien invasion? Because not only is English not their native language, but the cadence is not of this earth.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 10, 2015 10:00 PM (KH1sk)

262 Just to see who's really pantless and who's just talking a good trouser-free game.
Poetry.
Posted by: fluffy at February 10, 2015 09:12 PM

Hmm, yeah I'm pantless. Bathrobes ROCK. Do you want to take off my underwear?

Wait...are you female? Is this the porn site I dialed in to?

Posted by: Farmer at February 10, 2015 10:01 PM (o/90i)

263 253 250: Jen Psaki is all boob. Cray Cray.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 09:59 PM (ucDmr)

#PowerofBoobehs

Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 10, 2015 10:01 PM (d7XFS)

264 240
Peaches - what do you *need* to get that apartment?


Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 09:55 PM (bLnSU)
haha, just a little bit of luck, Mero! It's cheaper than where I live now in LA (crime-ridden shithole, only $1450/mo). I just need to swoop on it. Unfortunately, I had to file for unemployment a couple of weeks ago, but I doubt that will have hit my credit report yet. The dadster is in SD and I'm in LA. Being next door to him for whatever time he has left would solve many, many problems and also take the heat off my sis, who is freaking (and in Pasadena). Hell, if they needed me to, I could pay a year up front, no problem. Just luck now, which has been in really short supply for me the last couple of months (had my identity stolen, too, and those are just the highlights, it's fuckin' ridiculous).

Posted by: Peaches at February 10, 2015 10:01 PM (6uib1)

265 Can't sell guns on eBay, but 'art' is not a problem. NSFW

http://tinyurl.com/onsxlca

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 10:01 PM (p6l+P)

266 Thanks for the early ONT! And Psaki can psuck my psack. Although, on the one hand, she's just a handpuppet for the administration. On the other hand, she's a willing handpuppet for the administration. Yep, she can psuck my psack and pschwantz.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 10, 2015 10:01 PM (mx5oN)

267 223 I don't have a lot of self-discipline. I still like bread, rice, and potatoes. Fortunately I don't have much of a sweet tooth, so I don't eat very much cookies and cake.

Nevertheless, my cholesterol numbers improved from a year ago.
Posted by: rickl at February 10, 2015 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

rickl, to be serious for a moment, and thenI'll stop, I lost 20 pounds, in around 3 months by not eating any processed carbs, and no potatoes. Ate whatever vegetable I wanted, and some, not a lot, fruit. Anything that had had a pulse once was on the menu. No getting on scales initially.
I was tired of holding my breath to tie my shoes.
Posted by: Kraken at February 10, 2015 09:50 PM (5+mPY)


I wasn't overweight, but I still managed to lose 10 pounds in the last year, from 180 to 170.

Like I said, I still like bread, rice, and potatoes, but I eat smaller portions less frequently. I will cook a recipe and separate it into plastic containers and freeze them, then microwave them later. For example, if I make a batch of mashed potatoes that the recipe says "serves four", I will separate it into five or six servings.

Posted by: rickl at February 10, 2015 10:01 PM (sdi6R)

268 Ok, I think I got it.
1) that email is fucktarded, and its author should probably be beaten about the head and shoulders with something heavy

B) after many years of reading fucktarded emails, letters and memos, what he is trying to say is that no matter when you start the project, the scheduled work week will involve off-hours or weekends, and therefore be subject to overtime pay

Q) maybe. No certainty is expressed or implied in B) due to the said fucktardedness of said email

Posted by: DC in River City at February 10, 2015 09:59 PM (e+1S5)



Yeah, that's sort of what I parsed out of it too. Here's the thing, it's contract work. It was bid out, contracts awarded, POs issued. If you didn't already have OT/After Hours work figured in, you're fucked. And it's not anyone else's responsibility whether or not you pay the proper rates.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 10:01 PM (GEICT)

269 Yes, yes. Melody Anderson is cute... But... No Smokin' hot Ornella Muti? Did someone miss her part(s) in Flash Gordon?

Posted by: Sam J. Jones at February 10, 2015 10:01 PM (3O6MD)

270 Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 09:57 PM (ucDmr

High cholesterol
High BP
Family history of Parkinson's & Alzheimer's

I'm over weight with bad knees. Oh well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 10:02 PM (KJLlE)

271 266 Can't sell guns on eBay, but 'art' is not a problem. NSFW

http://tinyurl.com/onsxlca
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 10:01 PM (p6l+P)

Good Lord. That gal in pink sure looks...buoyant.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 10, 2015 10:02 PM (mx5oN)

272 Can't wait to see what Jen Pjaski's awesome hashtag campaign for this will be.
Posted by: Thrawn
_________________
#MyBoobsAreBiggerThanMyIQ ?

Posted by: Furious George at February 10, 2015 10:03 PM (HpEBw)

273 Cochran, what the hell was that?! Are you sure it's not some sort of coded message for an alien invasion? Because not only is English not their native language, but the cadence is not of this earth.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 10, 2015 10:00 PM (KH1sk)


Fuck all if I know. I'm going with overwhelming stupidity.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 10:03 PM (GEICT)

274 270 Yes, yes. Melody Anderson is cute... But... No Smokin' hot Ornella Muti? Did someone miss her part(s) in Flash Gordon?
Posted by: Sam J. Jones at February 10, 2015 10:01 PM (3O6MD)

Princess Aura...hoo boy. She gave me my first naughty thoughts.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 10, 2015 10:03 PM (mx5oN)

275 and, THANK YOU for the prayers . . . y'all are very good with the prayers, I know from long affiliation. anybody see's Slap come in, please get him dialed in, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at February 10, 2015 10:03 PM (6uib1)

276 Scientists say settling for 'Mr Right Now' is better than waiting for 'Mr Right'


So how YOU doing?

Posted by: Morons Everywhere at February 10, 2015 10:04 PM (0NdlF)

277 BCochran, as someone who has read government bids that was not in anyway English. In fact I suspect its a Common Core math problem.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 10:04 PM (p6l+P)

278 Claudia Christian - The Hidden. Underrated Sci Fi flickand she was ina brief but memorable scene.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 10, 2015 10:04 PM (8SsiG)

279 >>>Here's the thing, it's contract work. It was bid out, contracts awarded, POs issued.

Oh. Well, fuck em then. Hit delete and have done with it.

That goes right into the bullseye of Not My Problem territory.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 10, 2015 10:04 PM (e+1S5)

280 "Good Lord. That gal in pink sure looks...buoyant."


Handy in one of those damn, rampant boating accidents that claim so much property.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 10:05 PM (nGHT/)

281 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 10:01 PM (p6l+P)

Thanks Anna, that was easier to understand than Cochrans mysterious memo

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 10:06 PM (KJLlE)

282 haha, just a little bit of luck, Mero! It's cheaper than where I live
now in LA (crime-ridden shithole, only $1450/mo). I just need to swoop
on it. Unfortunately, I had to file for unemployment a couple of weeks
ago, but I doubt that will have hit my credit report yet. The dadster is
in SD and I'm in LA. Being next door to him for whatever time he has
left would solve many, many problems and also take the heat off my sis,
who is freaking (and in Pasadena). Hell, if they needed me to, I could
pay a year up front, no problem. Just luck now, which has been in really
short supply for me the last couple of months (had my identity stolen,
too, and those are just the highlights, it's fuckin' ridiculous).

Hang tough Peaches, a short glass of red for the old days to you and yours again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrCMlSWlDX8

Posted by: dartist at February 10, 2015 10:06 PM (ahBY0)

283 Scientists say settling for 'Mr Right Now' is better than waiting for 'Mr Right'

And apparently Mr. Right is a good-looking billionaire who likes to abuse, humiliate and beat women.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 10, 2015 10:06 PM (mx5oN)

284 271: MisHum: the golden fucking years yippee. So far, I've been lucky. Don't go to the fuckin dr. Either. I told my wife, you'll get me there when I crash. Not before. I refuse to join that circle of hell. They never cure anything, just treat. Eff big pharma.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 10:06 PM (ucDmr)

285 Oh. Well, fuck em then. Hit delete and have done with it.

That goes right into the bullseye of Not My Problem territory.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 10, 2015 10:04 PM (e+1S5)



Yup, like I said, the only part that I'm paying any attention to is the end.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 10:06 PM (GEICT)

286 Claudia's time on The Hidden brief? Good gosh she gets possessed by an alien slug, grabs a bag of automatic weapons, bangs a guy to death, gets in a gun fight all the while almost dressed in nothing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 10:06 PM (p6l+P)

287 Claudia Christian? What's with the onion hairdoo?

Posted by: Furious George at February 10, 2015 10:06 PM (HpEBw)

288 Never in the history of the world has 50 women been responsible for more young geek boners than those featured in that sci-fi list.

Posted by: Fritz at February 10, 2015 10:06 PM (dVmLD)

289 Are you sure it's not some sort of coded message for
an alien invasion?



Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 10, 2015 10:00 PM (KH1sk)
Well, not the one I've been expecting.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 10:07 PM (bLnSU)

290
The Top 50 Sci-Fi Babes of Classic TV Cinema



Blake's 7 mentioned but not Jacqueline "Servalan" Pearce?

http://tinyurl.com/kevjvnc


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 10, 2015 10:07 PM (kdS6q)

291 *waves to Merovign*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 10:08 PM (p6l+P)

292 287: I did say memorable.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 10, 2015 10:09 PM (8SsiG)

293 And apparently Mr. Right is a good-looking billionaire who likes to abuse, humiliate and beat women.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 10, 2015 10:06 PM (mx5oN)

Any self-loathing woman want to sign my sex contract?

Posted by: Mr. Grey at February 10, 2015 10:09 PM (d7XFS)

294 Posted by: dartist at February 10, 2015 10:06 PM (ahBY0)

omg, a lifetime fave . . . listening now . . . bless your heart, darlin'

Posted by: Peaches at February 10, 2015 10:09 PM (6uib1)

295 and those are just the highlights, it's fuckin' ridiculous).


Posted by: Peaches at February 10, 2015 10:01 PM (6uib1)

I get it, been there, done that. Call 'em up in the morning, tell 'em the part about your dad, tell 'em you can pay a few months in advance. See if they bite.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 10:09 PM (bLnSU)

296 And apparently Mr. Right is a good-looking billionaire who likes to abuse, humiliate and beat women.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 10, 2015 10:06 PM (mx5oN)

Muzzie bachelors.com

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 10:10 PM (KJLlE)

297 Was that SciFi list decade specific? Otherwise the entire female cast of Firefly should have been on it. Moreena Baccarin on Gotham!! mmmm, Moreena Baccarin.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 10, 2015 10:11 PM (8SsiG)

298 *waves to anna*

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 10:11 PM (bLnSU)

299 297 And apparently Mr. Right is a good-looking billionaire who likes to abuse, humiliate and beat women.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 10, 2015 10:06 PM (mx5oN)

Muzzie bachelors.com
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 10:10 PM (KJLlE)

Only if they're oil sheikhs.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 10, 2015 10:11 PM (mx5oN)

300 that's the plan, Dark Lord . . . about fuckin' time for something to go right and this hit me like a sign from above. been trying to figure out how to get my ass down there, with my "need medication, do not recognize other humans but mommy" fuckin' cats. this would srsly solve a giant piece of the puzzle. i was so happy, i ordered a pizza! a good one!!

Posted by: Peaches at February 10, 2015 10:11 PM (6uib1)

301 Blake's 7 mentioned but not Jacqueline "Servalan" Pearce?

http://tinyurl.com/kevjvnc

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 10, 2015 10:07 PM (kdS6q)


Now that is one villain who must have read the "evil overlord list"

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

Posted by: ORAC at February 10, 2015 10:11 PM (0Ew3K)

302 I think I've been a Moron for a long time. Back in the day I saw a kid in the clinic who had swallowed a quarter. Without thinking, I asked his mother if she had noticed any change in his bowel movements.


Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 10, 2015 10:11 PM (NeFrd)

303 Without thinking, I asked his mother if she had noticed any change in his bowel movements.


Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 10, 2015 10:11 PM (NeFrd)

Like if he'd made change in the toilet?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 10, 2015 10:12 PM (mx5oN)

304 Any self-loathing woman want to sign my sex contract?

Posted by: Mr. Grey at February 10, 2015 10:09 PM (d7XFS)


I called dibs!

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at February 10, 2015 10:12 PM (0Ew3K)

305 Some of you may have heard the recent news about vitamins and supplements that contained the wrong or no ingredients (of worth). As someone who has been dealing for years with ingredients and the pharmaceutical industry, the "regulated" manufacturers aren't noticeably better.

Good information is better than any number of fines or bribes, and bureaucrats aren't capable of understanding that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 10:13 PM (bLnSU)

306 Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 10, 2015 10:11 PM (NeFrd

A penny for your thought? Or do we just get your 2 cents worth?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 10:13 PM (KJLlE)

307 *face palm*

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 10, 2015 10:13 PM (XlFLJ)

308 285 271: . . . Don't go to the fuckin dr. . . I refuse to join that circle of hell. They never cure anything, just treat. Eff big pharma.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo
____________________

My doctor gave me the lecture about getting more exercise on a Thursday afternoon appointment. On Saturday morning, he shows up at the teebox in his golfcart with a cooler full of beer. I take a beer out of the cooler. Hit my tee shot. Start to walk down the (fairway, said Brian Williams) rough. Doctor says, "What the hell are you doing?" I reply something about doctor's orders. He says, "F#@$ that, we're off the clock."

Posted by: Furious George at February 10, 2015 10:13 PM (HpEBw)

309 Peaches - Prayers

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2015 10:14 PM (vPh3W)

310 OK, I'm back. What'd I miss?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 10:14 PM (4gN5w)

311 Prayers sent Peaches ((HUGS))

Posted by: PaleRider at February 10, 2015 10:14 PM (dkExz)

312 I missed something, did a search on this thread, no results. What happened w/ Peaches Dad?

Posted by: Farmer at February 10, 2015 10:14 PM (o/90i)

313 Powerball jackpot is currently $485,000,000. That right there is supervillainess money.

I may put a pin in my plans to declare myself Imperatrix of Beaver Island, and instead place a space station at an undisclosed Lagrange point and fire up my deathray cannon.

Either way, still taking applications for henchmen/wenchmen. Bitchin' uniforms, unlimited ammo, and dental plan included in package.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 10, 2015 10:14 PM (KH1sk)

314 Without thinking, I asked his mother if she had noticed any change in his bowel movements.

Posted by: Muldoon,

Like if he'd made change in the toilet?
Posted by: Insomniac a



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU TOTALLY MISSED HIS JOKE IN THE FIRST PLACE AND THEN REPEATED IT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGERERER at February 10, 2015 10:14 PM (DMJw2)

315 Nice dartist!

Posted by: Infidel at February 10, 2015 10:14 PM (MRonD)

316 Peaches, we've missed you!

Regarding prayers, you know you can count on the Horde!

Posted by: Mindy at February 10, 2015 10:14 PM (81V/7)

317 Quarter goes in, 2 dimes and a nickel come out, kid gets job at circus.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 10, 2015 10:14 PM (XlFLJ)

318 been trying to figure out how to get my ass down
there, with my "need medication, do not recognize other humans but
mommy" fuckin' cats. this would srsly solve a giant piece of the puzzle.
i was so happy, i ordered a pizza! a good one!!


Posted by: Peaches at February 10, 2015 10:11 PM (6uib1)

For this, you get the prayers. For the rest, you have to make the call.
I do hope this works out for you.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 10:15 PM (bLnSU)

319 Shit. I really did miss it. *slinks away, head bowed*

Posted by: Insomniac at February 10, 2015 10:15 PM (mx5oN)

320 Speaking of big tits, why is Adrienne Barbeau not on the list for EFNY? Not of This Earth is tremendously spankworthy. Claudia Christian in The Hidden also wore out the slow-mo button on the VCR.

Posted by: Mighty Balsac at February 10, 2015 10:15 PM (ZgXPR)

321 Speaking of big tits, why is Adrienne Barbeau not on the list for EFNY?

Two words: Swamp Thing.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 10, 2015 10:15 PM (mx5oN)

322 "Quarter goes in, 2 dimes and a nickel come out, kid gets job at circus"


Those kinds of jobs aren't worth a shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 10:16 PM (nGHT/)

323 All Hail Eris, went at lunch today for tickets. Usual place already had a line starting to spill out building and parking lot was full. Strike early is my advice.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 10:16 PM (p6l+P)

324 Damit, now I gotta go buy a lottery ticket.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 10:16 PM (bLnSU)

325 Lexx didn't make the list, and what about Teagan Clive's many fine films such as Alienator?

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 10, 2015 10:16 PM (zauWW)

326 I actually used to watch The Daily Show when Kilborn did it. I found his frat boy jerk attitude amusing, but I was a lot younger back then.

I've never watched any of the shows with Stewart.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 10, 2015 10:17 PM (oFCZn)

327 289 Never in the history of the world has 50 women been responsible for more young geek boners than those featured in that sci-fi list.


Posted by: Fritz at February 10, 2015 10:06 PM (dVmLD)


*cough* Dr. Smith *cough*

Posted by: Really Lost in Space at February 10, 2015 10:17 PM (XYKz+)

328 "Shit. I really did miss it. *slinks away, head bowed*"


Yeah, I noticed you skip off the atmosphere on that one. Wasn't sure what the problem was.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 10:17 PM (nGHT/)

329 ...and Cleopatra 2525.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 10, 2015 10:18 PM (zauWW)

330 Yeah, I noticed you skip off the atmosphere on that one. Wasn't sure what the problem was.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 10:17 PM (nGHT/)

Been a long day. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 10, 2015 10:19 PM (mx5oN)

331 Markie Post has big hooters, right?

I remember them being big anyway so don't ruin my memories.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 10, 2015 10:19 PM (oFCZn)

332 Merovign, what to spend your winnings on?

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Past-in-the-Future-7.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 10:19 PM (p6l+P)

333
326 Lexx didn't make the list, and what about Teagan Clive's many fine films such as Alienator?
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 10, 2015 10:16 PM (zauWW)


Lexx was a god awful series, and movie. The first movie did have the benefit that the chick got naked for like one scene. That would also qualify as being one of those horrible movie but there's some skin.

Posted by: buzzion at February 10, 2015 10:19 PM (zt+N6)

334 Infidel,
We're not holding out well. We are ready to move. I had 2 states & he had 2. NM was one of his choices & I looked at some places but know now state is poor, high crimes, illegals & none would be good for growing roses.

Jim from Galveston posted six cities in TX better suited for me, in central TX & has offered to give us guided tour as long as we give him notice.

Blanco, Coppersa Cove & others.


I know not to go to Houston, Austin, Southern TX & another city & none were on list.

Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 10:19 PM (sj3Ax)

335 Yeah but Swamp Thang the sequel was x rated. seriously the girls bewbies were over rated. tiny nipples ..

Posted by: Regular Guy Warrior of Truth at February 10, 2015 10:19 PM (XYKz+)

336 Adrienne Barbeau? Oh. My.

*teenage Furious George passes out*

Posted by: Furious George at February 10, 2015 10:20 PM (HpEBw)

337 Been a long day. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 10, 2015 10:19 PM (mx5oN)

That's ok, we all have those at times :-)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 10:20 PM (KJLlE)

338 Powerball = 485M annuity / 327M cash value. About 240M after federal tax withheld.

What o what would i do?

Posted by: tbodie at February 10, 2015 10:20 PM (SvnHQ)

339 332: Yes, yes she did. She was a hottie back in the day.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 10:20 PM (ucDmr)

340 Two words: Swamp Thing.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 10, 2015 10:15 PM (mx5oN)

Yeah but Swamp Thang the sequel was x rated. seriously the girls bewbies were over rated. tiny nipples ..

Posted by: Regular Guy Warrior of Truth at February 10, 2015 10:20 PM (XYKz+)

341
True, but she was a dirty dirty whore in The Big Easy which is a fantastic film. She was in Tender Mercies (a GREAT Robert Duval movie)but its not a huge role. Posted by: Puddleglum@work at February 10, 2015 09:40 PM (8SsiG)
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She was also quite tasty in "Sea of Love" with Al Pachino.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 10, 2015 10:20 PM (KlVdw)

342 332 Markie Post has big hooters, right?

I remember them being big anyway so don't ruin my memories.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 10, 2015 10:19 PM (oFCZn)



http://tinypic.com/r/2zxultt/8

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 10:20 PM (GEICT)

343
...We are all descended from cavemen who broke the skulls of their
enemies with rocks for fun or profit.





My ancestors (Germanic barbarians) broke skulls for fun AND profit!

Posted by: pookysgirl is supposed to be resting at February 10, 2015 10:21 PM (dCUzJ)

344 Peaches prayers and hugs for you and Dad .
Maet did they put in a stent and tell you to drink fluids cause that's the least painful way to flush the stone out. If I remember you've has stones before did they test them to see if the were diet induced? Such as too much calcium.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 10, 2015 10:21 PM (A7LEa)

345 Lexx. ...Was that the show that had the space ship that looked like a giant dick and balls?

Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 10:22 PM (hX3bN)

346 And where is the naked chick from Body Snatchers? Like Donald Sutherland couldn't have at least squeezed a little pod chick boobage.

Posted by: Mighty Balsac at February 10, 2015 10:22 PM (ZgXPR)

347 A personal story re the cholesterol and fat science.

A few weeks ago, after praying about guidance re how to lose weight and become healthy again, I awoke with perfect clarity.

I threw out all the diet food. Restocked with real butter and cheese. I started eating meat or seafood with every meal. I still eat pasta and bread, but find that I can't eat much because the meat is so filling.

When I crave something really bad, like DQ, I tell myself that if I still want it tomorrow, or the next day, that I'll get it then.

I've dropped about 1.5 pounds per week since making these very easy-to-live-with changes to my diet.

I'm simply blown away by how easy it is.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 10, 2015 10:22 PM (DmNpO)

348 Just getting caught up here. Peaches, I am so very sorry about your dad. All the best wishes and prayers for him, you and any other family. Fuck. Cancer.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 10, 2015 10:22 PM (mx5oN)

349 Weirddave, Vendette, MikeB and I are sitting in a DC restaurant wearing pants. And you're not.

Posted by: Gingy, in a cozy hotel bed. These Hiltons know a thing or two about hoteling. at February 10, 2015 10:23 PM (X+q7f)

350 Buzzion,
I heard that Hume & Perino were practically in tears when Cantor lost but I was reporting it & had Levin on. I never did find a video of them.

Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 10:23 PM (sj3Ax)

351 ...We are all descended from cavemen who broke the skulls of their enemies with rocks for fun or profit.

You're welcome.

Posted by: The Monolith at February 10, 2015 10:23 PM (0Ew3K)

352
346 Lexx. ...Was that the show that had the space ship that looked like a giant dick and balls?
Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 10:22 PM (hX3bN)


Yup

Posted by: buzzion at February 10, 2015 10:23 PM (zt+N6)

353 Carol, don't know what I would do with six feet of snow. Good luck. I have been worried about your roof? Don't you live in an older house?

Posted by: Infidel at February 10, 2015 10:23 PM (MRonD)

354 What o what would i do?
Posted by: tbodie


I believe should one of the Horde, we are all bound by blood-oath to host the fucking national meetup in Vegas.

I believe.

Also, you must start the manufacturing of hover-cycles.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 10, 2015 10:23 PM (DMJw2)

355 Weirddave, Vendette, MikeB and I are sitting in a DC restaurant wearing pants. And you're not.

And there was a great disturbance in the Horde...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 10:24 PM (p6l+P)

356 350 Weirddave, Vendette, MikeB and I are sitting in a DC restaurant wearing pants. And you're not.

Posted by: Gingy, in a cozy hotel bed. These Hiltons know a thing or two about hoteling. at February 10, 2015 10:23 PM (X+q7f)



Which is a win for us.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 10:24 PM (GEICT)

357 Sorry, Anna. Maybe after I do my Tony Stark surgery bit, then I can get off this rock.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 10:24 PM (bLnSU)

358 346 Lexx. ...Was that the show that had the space ship that looked like a giant dick and balls?
Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 10:22 PM (hX3bN)

If it were flying backward, yes. It also had Xev Bellringer, played by several smoking hot actresses.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 10, 2015 10:24 PM (mx5oN)

359
Claudia Christian - "The Hidden". Underrated Sci Fi flick and she was in a brief but memorable scene. Posted by: puddleglum at February 10, 2015 10:04 PM (8SsiG)
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This!!

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 10, 2015 10:24 PM (KlVdw)

360 She was also quite tasty in "Sea of Love" with Al Pachino.

****

Killer gams

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 10, 2015 10:25 PM (DmNpO)

361 I believe should one of the Horde, we are all bound by blood-oath to host the fucking national meetup in Vegas. 

I believe. 

Also, you must start the manufacturing of hover-cycles.


*writes this down*

Posted by: tbodie at February 10, 2015 10:26 PM (SvnHQ)

362 Probably not even in the same galaxy but have you tried pureed, roasted cauliflower before instead of regular mash?

Posted by: weft cut-loop

I've tried cauliflower in this type of recipe twice, and I just can't get over the cauliflower smell. It smells like a ghost is farting repeatedly in my kitchen. I wish I could enjoy it. I'm sure it makes a great substitute.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 10, 2015 10:26 PM (H/s7S)

363 359: Flesh Gordon.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 10:26 PM (ucDmr)

364 jebus, peaches. Sorry to hear about your dad

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 10:26 PM (4gN5w)

365 Carol if there are some Tennessee Morons herewith more info that might be a great place to consider no state income tax and a moderate climate should be able to grow roses about anywhere in the state. Ask around. We vacation there a lot nice friendly folk everywhere only place I would steer clear of is Memphis.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 10, 2015 10:27 PM (A7LEa)

366 *should one of the Horde win*

fer crispy sake

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 10, 2015 10:27 PM (DMJw2)

367 All right you pantless reprobates, I have to get up at the asscrack of dawn tomorrow, so I'm out. See y'all later.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 10, 2015 10:28 PM (mx5oN)

368 Damn I'll take, What is a Comma Alex for $1000.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 10, 2015 10:28 PM (A7LEa)

369 I could teach Michelle how to paddle. No. Really.

Posted by: Eromero at February 10, 2015 10:29 PM (go5uR)

370 Virginia Madsen, "Dune"

Posted by: davidt at February 10, 2015 10:29 PM (djCea)

371 I remember "Lexx" vaguely. Had people recommend it to me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 10:29 PM (nGHT/)

372 112 Furious George,
I had to make dinner & clean up, etc.
Marble Falls is on list from Jim.
I added four others to look at. Thank you.

I'm sorry I just noticed your comment.

Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 10:30 PM (sj3Ax)

373 Posted by: Insomniac at February 10, 2015 10:28 PM (mx5oN)

Good night

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 10:30 PM (KJLlE)

374 348...I'm simply blown away by how easy it is.

Good for you, NDH!

My big problem is getting enough potassium.
When I have food cravings...it's usually always for protein: meat, fish, nuts.

But the best sources of potassium are foods like beans, potatoes, bananas...which I have had to force myself to eat.
But now it's getting a lot easier.

Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 10:31 PM (hX3bN)

375 Valerie Perrine, "Slaughterhouse Five"

Posted by: davidt at February 10, 2015 10:31 PM (djCea)

376
Virginia Madsen, "Dune"
Posted by: davidt at February 10, 2015 10:29 PM (djCea)

----------------------
If you want Virginia Madsen, then "The Hot Spot" is for you. Lame movie, but filmed near where I live. Also has a topless Jennifer Connelly in it.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 10, 2015 10:32 PM (KlVdw)

377 374: Mis Hum: Just sorta half assed got some cable tv back. Signed up for Sling TV pretty good deal. Between that and Netflix $30.00 per month.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 10:32 PM (ucDmr)

378 Wow it's been a long time since I posted from my phone, based in my sig line above.

Posted by: Gingy at February 10, 2015 10:33 PM (X+q7f)

379 Bananas are easy to eat battered and fried.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 10, 2015 10:33 PM (zauWW)

380 Hot Spot is a favorite of mine.

Posted by: davidt at February 10, 2015 10:33 PM (djCea)

381 Virginia was also good in Creator.

Posted by: davidt at February 10, 2015 10:34 PM (djCea)

382 My big problem is getting enough potassium.

Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 10:31 PM


You could always take potassium as a supplement.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 10:34 PM (4gN5w)

383 >>>350 Weirddave, Vendette, MikeB and I are sitting in a DC restaurant wearing pants. And you're not.
Posted by: Gingy, in a cozy hotel bed. These Hiltons know a thing or two about hoteling. at February 10, 2015 10:23 PM (X+q7f)

Wait, are you in a restaurant or a hotel bed? I'm confused. Like usual.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 10, 2015 10:34 PM (e+1S5)

384 Hey Chavez food for you.
Being in the sticks I couldn't get by without cable and Netflix

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 10:34 PM (KJLlE)

385 US Government Dietary Quidelines = Global Warming.
When it comes to stupid, no one can beat a micro agenda government employee in the hands of a charlatan after money or fame.

Posted by: Pat at February 10, 2015 10:34 PM (AivPA)

386 Maybe after I do my Tony Stark surgery bit, then I can get off this rock.

Lose a duel with a Jedi in a volcano somewhere?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 10, 2015 10:34 PM (0NdlF)

387 I'm trying to decide on what to listen to next. The choices:

Botaswanan Thrash Metal

Singaporean Death Metal

Mongolian Folk Metal

Any suggestions?

Posted by: The Metal Hat at February 10, 2015 10:34 PM (0Ew3K)

388 Furious George,
Mason TX sounds nice.
I'm using Mercury browser here on iPad.
I will look at it & others from Safari browser so it coordinates with new Folder I created
Look at Moving

Thank you.

Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 10:34 PM (sj3Ax)

389 Correction: Vendette and I are not wearing pants. I'm wearing a skirt and slutty boots and she is in a respectable dress.

Posted by: Gingy at February 10, 2015 10:34 PM (X+q7f)

390 Mongolian Folk Metal

Examples?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 10, 2015 10:35 PM (0NdlF)

391 Potassium as a supplement, but be sure to take Magnesium along with it, so that the Potassium can be absorbed. Otherwise, you'll just piss it away.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 10, 2015 10:35 PM (RzZOc)

392 I've tried cauliflower in this type of recipe twice, and I just can't get over the cauliflower smell. It smells like a ghost is farting repeatedly in my kitchen. I wish I could enjoy it. I'm sure it makes a great substitute.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly


True enough. But that's where the garlic, bacon, and vinegar come into play.

And, like I implied, substitutes are just that, sub-ti-toots.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 10, 2015 10:35 PM (DMJw2)

393 I'm wearing a skirt and slutty boots

Posted by: Gingy at February 10, 2015 10:34 PM (X+q7f)


What a coincidence!

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 10, 2015 10:36 PM (0Ew3K)

394 385: at least I can watch the Badgers now.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 10:36 PM (ucDmr)

395 Wait, are you in a restaurant or a hotel bed? I'm confused. Like usual.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 10, 2015 10:34 PM (e+1S5)



If they're in the latter and wearing pants, they're seriously doing it wrong.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 10:36 PM (GEICT)

396 good point, Cap't

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 10:36 PM (4gN5w)

397 Ha, Gingy I take it you're in the bar at the Hotel.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 10, 2015 10:36 PM (A7LEa)

398 True enough. But that's where the garlic, bacon, and vinegar come into play.

And, like I implied, substitutes are just that, sub-ti-toots.

Posted by: weft cut-loop

I'll just pile on the garlic and bacon and leave out the cauliflower. Problem solved!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 10, 2015 10:37 PM (H/s7S)

399 I believe should one of the Horde, we are all bound by blood-oath to host the fucking national meetup in Vegas.
I believe.
Also, you must start the manufacturing of hover-cycles.
*writes this down*
Posted by: tbodie at February 10, 2015 10:26 PM

Meet up in Vegas sounds good to me. As an escape from this shitty snow and cold.


Posted by: Farmer at February 10, 2015 10:37 PM (o/90i)

400 Mongolian Folk Metal

Examples?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 10, 2015 10:35 PM (0NdlF)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu1dYm9rI9g

Posted by: The Mongol's Hat at February 10, 2015 10:37 PM (0Ew3K)

401 >>>If they're in the latter and wearing pants, they're seriously doing it wrong.

It would explain the lack of comments from Dave and MikeB

Posted by: DC in River City at February 10, 2015 10:37 PM (e+1S5)

402 Weirddave, Vendette, MikeB and I are sitting in a DC restaurant wearing pants. And you're not.
Posted by: Gingy, in a cozy hotel bed. These Hiltons know a thing or two about hoteling. at February 10, 2015 10:23 PM (X+q7f)
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Ah, but the night is young! Keep drinking, my friends, and those pants will melt away like your worldly cares!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 10, 2015 10:37 PM (KH1sk)

403 Good for you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 10:38 PM (KJLlE)

404 Me thinks Brian Williams wrote the top 50 sci fi chicks list. Jane F'n Fonda should be around # 5 or at best #4. C'mon your talkin Carrie Fisher, Raquel Welch, Kim Basinger, and Kathy Ireland here! I noticed JF was on the carpet this week at the grammy's . LOL Lately she has been in the news trying to get in the good graces of the American public. It's like this whole article was timed and it was. I smell political ambitions .Besides I like me some Carrie Fisher.

Posted by: Regular Guy Warrior of Truth at February 10, 2015 10:38 PM (XYKz+)

405 If I ever win the massive PowerBall, y'all can forget about the MeetUp in Vegas. Cause I'm building a fucking compound out in the middle of nowhere and there will be plenty of rooms.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 10:38 PM (GEICT)

406 380 Bananas are easy to eat battered and fried.

Mmm...that sounds good.
I usually have some peanut butter, couple of spoonsful, with a banana. It helps to get them down.

Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 10:39 PM (hX3bN)

407 390 Correction: Vendette and I are not wearing pants. I'm wearing a skirt and slutty boots and she is in a respectable dress.
Posted by: Gingy at February 10, 2015 10:3

Pictures!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 10:39 PM (KJLlE)

408 Also, as pertains to Potassium. Eat lots of broccoli. Every 6 oz of broccoli exceeds a 6 fruit bundle of bananas for the potassium contained therein.

Works well to chase it with whole milk, too. All those happy minerals, working together n' doing their goodness.

I'm Jim, and I'm a milkaholic.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 10, 2015 10:39 PM (RzZOc)

409 Cause I'm building a fucking compound out in the middle of nowhere and there will be plenty of rooms.

Hey, I used to live in the middle of nowhere. Small world.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 10, 2015 10:39 PM (0NdlF)

410 Lexx on now...I'm out...
http://vaughnlive.tv/angieishere

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 10, 2015 10:40 PM (zauWW)

411 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 10, 2015 10:40 PM (UVfht)

412 I second BC's plan ditto for me too all 'rons and 'etts welcome.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 10, 2015 10:40 PM (A7LEa)

413 I believe should one of the Horde, we are all bound by blood-oath to host the fucking national meetup in Vegas.

Posted by: Farmer at February 10, 2015 10:37 PM (o/90i)
----
We have been pitching this for ages and it always dies on the launchpad. We need to make this a reality.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 10, 2015 10:41 PM (KH1sk)

414 hi all

Posted by: chemjeff manspreading on the sofa at February 10, 2015 10:41 PM (9GG/0)

415 Posted by: The Mongol's Hat at February 10, 2015 10:37 PM (0Ew3K)

I like.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 10, 2015 10:41 PM (0NdlF)

416 broccoli covered with Alfredo Sauce solves two problems at once

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 10:41 PM (4gN5w)

417 383...You could always take potassium as a supplement.

Yes. I do take them. ...But you can only buy the supplements in 99 or 100 mg. size.
And I need to get around 3000 mgs. of potassium a day.

Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 10:41 PM (hX3bN)

418 414: Yes we do.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 10:41 PM (ucDmr)

419 Carol, if possible, I'd arrange to stay in Texas a few weeks during August.

In fact, even if you can't stay a few week,s do your fact-finding mission in August.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 10:42 PM (2HvRz)

420 If I ever win the massive PowerBall, y'all can forget about the MeetUp
in Vegas. Cause I'm building a fucking compound out in the middle of
nowhere and there will be plenty of rooms.


Just don't call it the Hotel California.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 10:42 PM (p6l+P)

421
417 broccoli covered with Alfredo Sauce solves two problems at once
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 10:41

Deodorant for the garbage can?,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 10:42 PM (KJLlE)

422 Hiya chemjeff

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 10:43 PM (KJLlE)

423 392 Potassium as a supplement, but be sure to take Magnesium along with it, so that the Potassium can be absorbed. Otherwise, you'll just piss it away.

Yep.
The supplements, and the multi-vitamin, that I take have Magnesium in them.

Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 10:43 PM (hX3bN)

424 If I ever win the massive PowerBall, y'all can forget about the MeetUp in Vegas. Cause I'm building a fucking compound out in the middle of nowhere and there will be plenty of rooms.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 10:38 PM (GEICT)
---
The Horde Redoubt will have a gun range and launch pad, right?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 10, 2015 10:43 PM (KH1sk)

425 422: Or the shitter.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 10:43 PM (ucDmr)

426 >>>If I ever win the massive PowerBall, y'all can forget about the MeetUp in Vegas. Cause I'm building a fucking compound out in the middle of nowhere the Caribbean and there will be plenty of rooms. room for people who can cook, operate and maintain crew served weapons or look really good in a bikini.

Fixt for when I win.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 10, 2015 10:43 PM (e+1S5)

427 wheatie, I think the potassium supplement I take is 400mg each, but I could be misremembering...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 10:44 PM (4gN5w)

428 Hey, I used to live in the middle of nowhere. Small world.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February

I still live there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 10:45 PM (KJLlE)

429 Posted by: The Mongol's Hat at February 10, 2015 10:37 PM (0Ew3K)

I like.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 10, 2015 10:41 PM (0NdlF)


Tengger Calvary it is then!

http://tinyurl.com/mg6on7k

Posted by: The Mongol's Hat at February 10, 2015 10:45 PM (0Ew3K)

430 Here you go DC - http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/ginger-island

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 10:45 PM (p6l+P)

431 350 Weirddave, Vendette, MikeB and I are sitting in a DC restaurant wearing pants. And you're not.


Posted by: Gingy, in a cozy hotel bed. These Hiltons know a thing or two about hoteling. at February 10, 2015 10:23 PM (X+q7f)



Which one? Just asking. Don't mind the black, windowless van that may or may not be outside.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 10, 2015 10:45 PM (20X6f)

432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu1dYm9rI9gPosted by: The Mongol's Hat at February 10, 2015 10:37 PM (0Ew3K)
---------------
Sounds more like thrash, with some Chinese/Mongolian instruments thrown in for good measure.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 10, 2015 10:45 PM (KlVdw)

433 389 Furious George, Mason TX sounds nice.
I'm using Mercury browser here on iPad.
I will look at it & others from Safari browser so it coordinates with new Folder I created Look at Moving
Thank you.
Posted by: Carol
_____________________

Carol, you're pawing around in God's country. Don't rule out Luckenbach or Grapetown or any of the little "towns" around there. Don't overlook some of the Czech towns with dancehalls in that neck of the woods. And don't completely disregard Mr. Carol's hankering for New Mexico.

Posted by: Furious George at February 10, 2015 10:45 PM (HpEBw)

434 The Horde Redoubt will have a gun range and launch pad, right?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 10, 2015 10:43 PM (KH1sk)



*nods*

Multiple buildings. Plenty of construction underground. Bad ass security system. LOTS of land. Good land where you can actually grow some food.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 10:45 PM (GEICT)

435 314 Powerball jackpot is currently $485,000,000. That right there is supervillainess money.

I may put a pin in my plans to declare myself Imperatrix of Beaver Island, and instead place a space station at an undisclosed Lagrange point and fire up my deathray cannon.

Either way, still taking applications for henchmen/wenchmen. Bitchin' uniforms, unlimited ammo, and dental plan included in package.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 10, 2015 10:14 PM (KH1sk)



I'll not only subscribe to your newsletter; I will also submit my resume.

Posted by: rickl at February 10, 2015 10:45 PM (sdi6R)

436 409 Also, as pertains to Potassium. Eat lots of broccoli. Every 6 oz of broccoli exceeds a 6 fruit bundle of bananas for the potassium contained therein.

Yeah, and avocados are also high in potassium. ...And apricots.

I actually like broccoli, too.
Well, with butter. Or cheese. ...Or both.

Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 10:46 PM (hX3bN)

437 I wonder how many would show up for a Vegas mome? Thirty rooms? More? It can't be that difficult to organize.

Posted by: Infidel at February 10, 2015 10:47 PM (MRonD)

438 Tengger Calvary it is then!


Is this the part where we ride around and shoot arrows at everybody?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 10, 2015 10:47 PM (0NdlF)

439 Tengger Calvary it is then!


Is this the part where we ride around and shoot arrows at everybody?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 10, 2015 10:47 PM (0NdlF)


Depends. Longbow or Crossbow...

Posted by: The Controversial Hat at February 10, 2015 10:48 PM (0Ew3K)

440 I have to go in and get a slow drip of potassium every now and then.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 10:48 PM (2HvRz)

441 If I ever win the massive PowerBall, y'all can forget about the MeetUp in Vegas. Cause I'm building a fucking compound out in the middle of nowhere and there will be plenty of rooms.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 10:38 PM

And BTW I've always liked that BC kid.

Posted by: Farmer at February 10, 2015 10:49 PM (o/90i)

442 Nah Chinese repeating crossbows.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 10:49 PM (p6l+P)

443 I am pretty sure Brussels sprouts and cauliflower are responsible for most deaths. With vegetarian food killing the effeminate and transsexuals early.

Posted by: Pat at February 10, 2015 10:49 PM (AivPA)

444 Longbow or Crossbow...

RealTree or MossyOak?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 10:49 PM (4gN5w)

445 Rain trumps and damn repeating crossbow

Posted by: Pat at February 10, 2015 10:50 PM (AivPA)

446 I've tried cauliflower in this type of recipe twice, and I just can't get over the cauliflower smell. It smells like a ghost is farting repeatedly in my kitchen. I wish I could enjoy it. I'm sure it makes a great substitute.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly

I like cauliflower and broccoli chopped, put in an oven proof dish, topped with cream of mushroom soup and bread crumbs. Bake at 400 for an hour. Add cheese if you like. It's not fancy, but it tastes good.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 10, 2015 10:50 PM (N8nkJ)

447 428 wheatie, I think the potassium supplement I take is 400mg each, but I could be misremembering...

Really?
Where on earth do you get them, AJ?

Because I would try to order them.
I've searched the internets for higher-dosage potassium tablets.

The'reason' for the low dosage, I've read...is that it is hard for the body to digest higher dosages, in pill form.
Supposedly.

Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 10:50 PM (hX3bN)

448 Imagine BC & DC winnig the powerball and creating Hordeatopia.

Bet there would be a few FUs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 10:51 PM (KJLlE)

449 So I just finished watching that Wheel of Time tv pilot based on the Eye of the World Prologue. It was pretty low budget, but not as bad as I'd expected. Billy Zane as Ishamael was pretty good. Guy who plays Lews Therin wasn't quite as good, but he dies quickly anyway. That was probably the most disappointing part though, it end without seeing the creation of Dragonmount. Worth checking out if you're a fan, I'd say.

youtube.com/watch?v=cvNYIEN1vIg

Posted by: mugiwara at February 10, 2015 10:51 PM (06U11)

450 447,
Sounds like fine bear bait.

Posted by: Pat at February 10, 2015 10:51 PM (AivPA)

451 Regarding health advice:

Back in the 90s, my husband and I read The Protein Power Plan by the Drs. Eades. The doctors gave a summary of what the research really revealed, and said that fat was fine, carbs needed to be cut back, cholesterol was not a concern if your carb consumption was under control, and sufficient vitamin D was crucial.

It all sounded heretical, but they made a good case for their guidelines.

It has been amazing to watch each of their crazy ideas get vindicated.

Posted by: Mindy at February 10, 2015 10:52 PM (81V/7)

452 Some earlier were opting to remain mobile in the case of TSHTF, and or TEOWAKIKOOKOOKACHU ...

The only way that works in the long term = Cruise Ship.

So, yes, if you win the PowerNutShot, you must buy a Cruise ship (i hear some italian company has one for cheap... )

Upgrade it with zombie's dazzle camo and some electronics package and jet skis w/ .50 cals, 4" guns and what-have-you...

B'sides it's the only venue the Black Flag ala the AOS banner will ever see the light of day.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 10, 2015 10:52 PM (DMJw2)

453 I have to go in and get a slow drip of potassium every now and then.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 10:48 PM (2HvRz)


Not enough potassium in the system can be dangerous.

I have a handicapped sister who has this problem. A number of times she just collapsed, having lost all control over her voluntary muscles. Any less and her heart or lungs would have shut down. Unfortunately, she was so scared that she couldn't articulate what was happening and we didn't find out until later that the problem was with her potassium levels being chronically too low.

It's diagnosed and being treated now, at least.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 10:53 PM (0Ew3K)

454 451 447,
Sounds like fine bear bait.
Posted by: Pat at February 10

My guess is the bear would,pass.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 10:53 PM (KJLlE)

455 You need to be careful with potassium, wheatie; too much will kill you, it's how they put animals down at the vet.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 10:53 PM (2HvRz)

456 "And don't completely disregard Mr. Carol's hankering for New Mexico."


New Mexico is very good but I don't think it has the soil she's looking for for the roses. At least not in the southern parts. You find sky islands however.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 10:54 PM (nGHT/)

457 I had about 1 cup of broccoli today, didn't realize it had so much potassium, huh

Posted by: chemjeff manspreading on the sofa at February 10, 2015 10:54 PM (9GG/0)

458 Sorry, gotta run and spend what little time I have off work doing more things other people can't be bothered to just because I paid them or something stupid like that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 10, 2015 10:54 PM (bLnSU)

459 The'reason' for the low dosage, I've read...is that it is hard for the body to digest higher dosages, in pill form.
Supposedly.

Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 10:50 PM (hX3bN)


It depends on what it is complexed with.

Posted by: The Kalium Hat at February 10, 2015 10:54 PM (0Ew3K)

460 441 I have to go in and get a slow drip of potassium every now and then.

Wow, that sounds like a bummer, Tammy.
Do you get sudden drops in you potassium levels or something?

Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 10:54 PM (hX3bN)

461 Evening all. Were all of the things solved today?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at February 10, 2015 10:54 PM (FviSe)

462 Carol is coming to New Mexico?
If you drive through Missouri you have to stop by Casa Chemjeff, I'll buy you lunch at Fapplebee's

Posted by: chemjeff manspreading on the sofa at February 10, 2015 10:54 PM (9GG/0)

463 Tammy, you have to get a potassium drip? Wow

Try Morton's Lite Salt to season your food, it replaces a lot of the sodium with potassium, it may help to get your potassium up

Posted by: chemjeff manspreading on the sofa at February 10, 2015 10:55 PM (9GG/0)

464 $28 million will get you a cruise ship that is registered in Panama.

http://www.shipseller.net/details.php?id=1761

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 10:55 PM (p6l+P)

465 Take care Mero

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 10:55 PM (KJLlE)

466 "I like cauliflower and broccoli chopped, put in an oven proof dish,
topped with cream of mushroom soup and bread crumbs. Bake at 400 for an
hour. Add cheese if you like. It's not fancy, but it tastes good."


That sounds pretty damn fine, bill.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 10:55 PM (nGHT/)

467 On a side note, Potassium's chemical symbol is K.

Can anyone tell me all the other elements with an "inconsistent" chemical symbol like potassium without recourse to the web or chemistry text?

Posted by: The Kalium Hat at February 10, 2015 10:56 PM (0Ew3K)

468 Ditto on what Tammy said too much can really mess up the hearts rhythm.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 10, 2015 10:56 PM (A7LEa)

469 wheatie, I stand corrupted

the one I take is potassium gluconate; not the exact same as straight potassium

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 10:56 PM (4gN5w)

470 468
On a side note, Potassium's chemical symbol is K.



Can anyone tell me all the other elements with an "inconsistent"
chemical symbol like potassium without recourse to the web or chemistry
text?

Posted by: The Kalium Hat at February 10, 2015 10:56 PM (0Ew3K)

ooo ooo do I get to play?

Posted by: chemjeff manspreading on the sofa at February 10, 2015 10:56 PM (9GG/0)

471
My guess is the bear would,pass.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Good, fuckin bears and the idiots hunting them can go hungry.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 10, 2015 10:57 PM (N8nkJ)

472 Pb

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2015 10:57 PM (vPh3W)

473 463 Carol is coming to New Mexico?
If you drive through Missouri you have to stop by Casa Chemjeff, I'll buy you lunch at Fapplebee's
Posted by: chemjeff manspreading on the sofa
_____________

Sorry to bring this up again, but my oldest boy has a T-shirt that says "Missouri: Six Million People, Five Last Names."

Posted by: Furious George at February 10, 2015 10:57 PM (HpEBw)

474 Au

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2015 10:57 PM (vPh3W)

475
Can anyone tell me all the other elements with an "inconsistent"
chemical symbol like potassium without recourse to the web or chemistry
text?

Posted by: The Kalium Hat at February 10, 2015 10:56 PM (0Ew3K)
ooo ooo do I get to play?
Posted by: chemjeff manspreading


No, It's German.

Everyone knows that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 10, 2015 10:57 PM (DMJw2)

476 Na

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2015 10:58 PM (vPh3W)

477 the one I take is potassium gluconate; not the exact same as straight potassium

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 10:56 PM (4gN5w)


Straight potassium + water =

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy1DC6Euqj4

Posted by: The Kalium Hat at February 10, 2015 10:58 PM (0Ew3K)

478 Besides, what about the British in Malay.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 10, 2015 10:58 PM (DMJw2)

479
Sorry to bring this up again, but my oldest boy has a T-shirt that says "Missouri: Six Million People, Five Last Names."

Posted by: Furious George at February 10, 2015 10:57 PM (HpEBw)

well since I moved here, now there's 6 last names

Posted by: chemjeff manspreading on the sofa at February 10, 2015 10:58 PM (9GG/0)

480 Fe?

Posted by: Iron at February 10, 2015 10:58 PM (HpEBw)

481 456 You need to be careful with potassium, wheatie; too much will kill you, it's how they put animals down at the vet.

yorp!

I didn't know that.
That's probably why my doctor said to just "eat potassium-rich foods every day".

Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 10:58 PM (hX3bN)

482 >>>I have to go in and get a slow drip of potassium every now and then.

When I was in the hospital for my UC, they said my potassium was deadly low, so I had to take a giant frigging horse pill every four hours.

Made everything I ate taste like metal for weeks. The Dilaudid helped. A lot.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 10, 2015 10:58 PM (e+1S5)

483 Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 10:53 PM (0Ew3K)

Yep. I have had the paralysis twice. Easily fixed, but scary as hell. I recognize the symptoms now and haven't had it happen in years.

My levels are usually chronically low, they have no idea why. It occasionally spikes, too, but it's mainly low. I have mitichondrial issues and I always wonder if there's a connection.


My B12 is also almost non-existent.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 10:58 PM (2HvRz)

484 Pb

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2015 10:57 PM (vPh3W)


Include the element's name in English, please.

Posted by: The Natrium Hat at February 10, 2015 10:59 PM (0Ew3K)

485 Good, fuckin bears and the idiots hunting them can go hungry.
Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 10, 2015 10:57 PM (N8nkJ)


Eewwww a little pissy tonight? I've hunted bears since 1990. only veggies I've used is sweet corn

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 10:59 PM (KJLlE)

486 Lead - Pb
Sodium - Na
Gold- Au

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2015 11:00 PM (vPh3W)

487 Just watched Dracula Untold, and it skeeved me out more than anything. Lots of shitty CGI, and the movie made you pity him more than fear him.

First, where was the hot witch? I remember hearing about that and catching glimpses in the trailer. I guess she was cut from the final film.

Maybe they wanted to focus more on the "love story", but what kind of wife damns your soul to eternal hell when she didn't catch you cheating? The guy did everything right to save his kingdom.

That was a weakness in the storyline. First, he wants the power to defeat his enemies. He has stared evil in the face and knows what happens if he feeds within three days. But he knows his people will turn on him when they see what he's become. He then turns them all into monsters and kills them anyway. So, what was the point? Are we rooting for a serial killer or a pussy-whipped sap?

I thought it was ok, but I guffawed at the end when they seriously thought there was a sequel in the making. Maybe they'll have more scenes with Charles Dance.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 10, 2015 11:00 PM (Y92Nd)

488 Tammy the way that shit burns how do you stand it.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 10, 2015 11:00 PM (A7LEa)

489 Pb. Whiner.

Posted by: Lead at February 10, 2015 11:00 PM (HpEBw)

490 So far:

Fe - Iron
Pb - Lead
Au - Gold
Na - Sodium
K - Potassium

At least a half dozen more...

Posted by: The Natrium Hat at February 10, 2015 11:00 PM (0Ew3K)

491 Li2

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 10, 2015 11:01 PM (DMJw2)

492 Fu - Unobtanium

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2015 11:01 PM (vPh3W)

493 $28 million will get you a cruise ship that is registered in Panama.


Probably cheaper than the motel repair bill after a weekend in Vegas doing Horde hobo hunts and Valurite shots.

Posted by: tbodie at February 10, 2015 11:01 PM (SvnHQ)

494 470 wheatie, I stand corrupted
the one I take is potassium gluconate; not the exact same as straight potassium


Yes, potassium gluconate...that's what the stuff I take is.

Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 11:01 PM (hX3bN)

495 Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 10:58 PM (hX3bN)

Um yea..if your levels are such that your doctor thinks it can be managed with food, do not fuck around with supplements.

It may come to that, but don't pile on.

Most of the pills are for people who take diuretics (usually for high bp)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 11:01 PM (2HvRz)

496
Wait....all the things....


It's too late....

Alas...

Posted by: eleven at February 10, 2015 11:01 PM (MDgS8)

497 Au
Posted by: Mike Hammer


A. U. Let go of my Gold!

(*lesson from the Facts of Life )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 10, 2015 11:01 PM (DMJw2)

498 >>>, but what kind of wife damns your soul to eternal hell when she didn't catch you cheating?---

Obviously you don't watch the show Cops

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 11:02 PM (KJLlE)

499 Uo - Un-obtainium (it's an engineering material)

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 11:02 PM (4gN5w)

500 Tammy are you a nurse too?

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 10, 2015 11:02 PM (A7LEa)

501 New Mexico is very good but I don't think it has the soil she's looking
for for the roses. At least not in the southern parts. You find sky
islands however.


Roses grew just fine in Las Cruces. Even transplanted some mature bushes with good results.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 10, 2015 11:02 PM (UVfht)

502 Mergury-HG

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:03 PM (nGHT/)

503
Unobtanium can't be obtained .....therefore the name.


Hello.

Posted by: eleven at February 10, 2015 11:03 PM (MDgS8)

504 you beat me to it, Hammer

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 11:03 PM (4gN5w)

505 Pb

Not peanut butter?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 11:03 PM (KJLlE)

506 Copper at "CU" is a little off-putting.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:03 PM (nGHT/)

507 FUAD

Posted by: BetterThanYouTanium at February 10, 2015 11:03 PM (HpEBw)

508 Most of the pills are for people who take diuretics (usually for high bp)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 11:01 PM (2HvRz)

*******

*Raises hand and nods*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at February 10, 2015 11:04 PM (FviSe)

509 Sky Islands?

Posted by: eleven at February 10, 2015 11:04 PM (MDgS8)

510 Watching The Daily Show. He better fucking retire or I wasted 30 minutes and the worst was listening to him and Axelturd discuss politics.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 10, 2015 11:04 PM (Y92Nd)

511  Uo - Un-obtainium (it's an engineering material)

Most popular among the management staff.

Posted by: tbodie at February 10, 2015 11:04 PM (SvnHQ)

512 "Unobtanium can't be obtained .....therefore the name."


Not unless you capture a flying saucer.


*Face*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:04 PM (nGHT/)

513 Eewwww a little pissy tonight? I've hunted bears since 1990. only veggies I've used is sweet corn
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Where I live it's against the law to bait bears. A matter of ethics. Also against the law to leave garbage out that attracts bears. Once again, ethics.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 10, 2015 11:04 PM (N8nkJ)

514 Sky Islands?

High elevation microclimates.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 10, 2015 11:04 PM (UVfht)

515 Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 10, 2015 11:00 PM (A7LEa)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 11:05 PM (2HvRz)

516 Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 10, 2015 11:00 PM (A7LEa)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 11:05 PM (2HvRz)

517 Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 10, 2015 11:00 PM (A7LEa)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 11:05 PM (2HvRz)

518 Uo - Un-obtainium (it's an engineering material)
Posted by: AltonJackson
--------------

Alloyed with zinc, it is the basis for Crapalloy

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2015 11:05 PM (eeTCA)

519 Hey everybody. Happy Tuesday night.

Loved those pics of sexy Sci-Fi-ettes. Lotsa leotards.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2015 11:05 PM (elbY7)

520 511: Fuck that clown nosed pussy. What a tool.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 11:05 PM (ucDmr)

521 hmm

Posted by: chemjeff manspreading on the sofa at February 10, 2015 11:05 PM (9GG/0)

522 "Sky Islands?"


Yeah. Don't tell me you've never heard the term before.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:05 PM (nGHT/)

523 >>Fuck that clown nosed pussy. What a tool.

But enough about the president...

Posted by: Aviator at February 10, 2015 11:06 PM (3rrMW)

524 "If you like your Unobtainium, you can keep your Unobtainium."

Posted by: President Malia Obama-Kennedy III at February 10, 2015 11:06 PM (elbY7)

525 A matter of ethics. Also against the law to leave garbage out that attracts bears. Once again, ethics.
Posted by: fairweatherbill
-----------

* rethinks plan to stake out a tethered Progressive as bear bait *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2015 11:06 PM (eeTCA)

526 "hmm"

Hyper-Metabolic Magnesium.



Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:07 PM (nGHT/)

527 Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 10, 2015 11:00 PM (A7LEa)

First time was a little rough, (and I have smallish veins, on top of it) but I have high pain tolerance, plus it was no worse than the shingles I had years ago.

I get it in my chest now, though and it isn't bad. I am more bothered by how ling it tales.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 11:07 PM (2HvRz)

528 Ace O Spades: Come for the snark. Stay for the ethics. Preach it.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 11:07 PM (ucDmr)

529 * rethinks plan to stake out a tethered Progressive as bear bait *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2015 11:06 PM (eeTCA)

oh c'mon, that would just piss off the bear

Posted by: chemjeff manspreading on the sofa at February 10, 2015 11:07 PM (9GG/0)

530 Wow! I learned so much! I can't wait to tell everyone I know. Have you seen that video where Jon Stewart so freaking ruled over . . . like . . . uh . . . those . . . two other guys? It was awesome!

Posted by: LIV or College Student at February 10, 2015 11:07 PM (HpEBw)

531 Triple post by Tammy FTW.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 10, 2015 11:07 PM (A7LEa)

532 Free Beacon retweeted
The Associated Press @AP 8m8 minutes ago
BREAKING: State Department confirms US Embassy in Yemen closed, staff evacuated due to security concerns.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 10, 2015 11:07 PM (ZPrif)

533 W tungsten

Posted by: Fox2! at February 10, 2015 11:08 PM (uSyz0)

534 Mike Hammer that would be cruelty. To the bear.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 11:08 PM (p6l+P)

535 Tammy got a hat trick... never seen that here before.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 10, 2015 11:08 PM (XlFLJ)

536 So how 'bout that wacky Iggy Azalea and her beef with Papa John's?

Can't remember the last time someone was in so much trouble with an attractive wealthy woman, and *I* wasn't to blame. :-/

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2015 11:08 PM (elbY7)

537 I've always said Leela was the best Doctor Who companion.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 10, 2015 11:08 PM (2KB+E)

538 What's wrong with hunting bear?

Bear meat is a bit fatty, but can be very good.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 11:08 PM (GEICT)

539 Aah so you have a port good girl me too.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 10, 2015 11:08 PM (A7LEa)

540 "Roses grew just fine in Las Cruces. Even transplanted some mature bushes with good results."



Well, tell Carol that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:08 PM (nGHT/)

541 Alloyed with zinc, it is the basis for Crapalloy

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2015 11:05 PM


We had a coil of transparent aluminum, but no one in the warehouse has seen it

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 11:09 PM (4gN5w)

542 496...Most of the pills are for people who take diuretics (usually for high bp)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 11:01 PM (2HvRz)

---------

I take them on days when I've been bad and haven't eaten enough potassium-rich food, like I should.

Uber carnivore here.
I could live on just meat and nothing else.
It's the only thing I crave.

Some days I just...can't...do it. Can't bring myself to eat the rabbit food.
*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 11:09 PM (hX3bN)

543
Yeah. Don't tell me you've never heard the term before.

As a matter of fact I happen to know it mean high elevation climates.

Err....I mean high elevation micro-climates.

Everyone knows that.

Posted by: eleven at February 10, 2015 11:09 PM (MDgS8)

544 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 11:05 PM (2HvRz)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 11:05 PM (2HvRz)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 11:05 PM (2HvRz)



8.0

Posted by: Russian Judge at February 10, 2015 11:09 PM (DMJw2)

545 Ok, I've got a dilemma. I've got two shopping carts loaded with...lead, copper and brass. Palmetto State has better pricing, but Freedom Munitions is offering free shipping. PPR is about the same, but if I buy from FM, I can spend a whole bunch more money on 380 and 40.

On the other hand FM doesn't offer spam cans to feed the Mosin.

I should probably just buy both carts, right?

My wallet hates me so very much.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 10, 2015 11:10 PM (e+1S5)

546 Ag silver

Posted by: Fox2! at February 10, 2015 11:10 PM (uSyz0)

547 "What's wrong with hunting bear?"

Always been a little curious about bear. The old trappers used to eat bear fairly regular. Never had an occasion to try it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:10 PM (nGHT/)

548 rethinks plan to stake out a tethered Progressive as bear bait *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

What have you got against bears? Progressives best be left to ISIS..

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 10, 2015 11:10 PM (N8nkJ)

549 I am so sorry! Been doing that a lot lately.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 11:10 PM (2HvRz)

550 DC wait until you win the lottery?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 11:10 PM (p6l+P)

551 468. Hat, you mean like Pb=lead, Na=sodium, Au=gold....

(Hope I got those right.)

Posted by: Mindy at February 10, 2015 11:10 PM (81V/7)

552 Speaking of scientific frauds finally being recanted, it will be a fine day indeed when the "scientific community" listens to Drs. Duesberg, Thomas and Strohman and the other 2600 members of The Group for the Scientific Reappraisal of the HIV/AIDS Hypothesis, and we finally stop killing "AIDS" patients with toxic chemotherapy drugs like AZT. That, my friends, is the biggest scientific scandal of the age.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 10, 2015 11:11 PM (1ViME)

553 539 What's wrong with hunting bear?

Bear meat is a bit fatty, but can be very good.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10

Nothing is wrong with hunting bear. Not sure what's up with our MT friend.

We can hunt them here in WI with hounds or over bait. I hunt them over bait.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 11:11 PM (KJLlE)

554 Tammy it's not you its Pixy.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 10, 2015 11:11 PM (A7LEa)

555 Always been a little curious about bear. The old trappers used to eat bear fairly regular. Never had an occasion to try it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:10 PM (nGHT/)



The dad of a buddy of mine in high school shared some "bear meat burgers" with my fam. Oh man were they good.

Much..."meatier"..tasting than a regular hamburger. If that makes sense.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 11:12 PM (GEICT)

556 I hate to admit it, but I remember au=gold from a joke on The Facts of Life.

The tough girl said she remembered it by what she's yell if someone snatched her gold necklace: "HEY YOU!!"

(Right, that's what she'd say. But it worked in 1980.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2015 11:12 PM (elbY7)

557 554: Ethics man. Ethics.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 11:12 PM (ucDmr)

558 Blanco Basura,
I have 200+ roses. Can you shoot me an email at
Carolthewiz@gmail.com
Thank you.

Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 11:12 PM (sj3Ax)

559 W-Tungsten HA! and I didn't even google it.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 10, 2015 11:12 PM (XYKz+)

560 A triple is nothing to sneeze at..., but we've had quads. Does anyone recall a set of quints?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2015 11:13 PM (vPh3W)

561 Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 11:09 PM (hX3bN)

I would really, really, really talk to your doc about it.

You need to have a nice, steady level, not spikes and such. It is part of what regulates your heartbeat, and you need to be careful!

Are you symptomatic at all?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 11:14 PM (2HvRz)

562 "Everyone knows that."


Yeah, I figured you did. You were just funnin' us.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:14 PM (nGHT/)

563  W-Tungsten HA! and I didn't even google it.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 10, 2015 11:12 PM (XYKz+)


Bet it takes you 6 months to think of another one.

Posted by: tbodie at February 10, 2015 11:14 PM (SvnHQ)

564 Well, tell Carol that.

OK.

Carol, roses seem to do well in these hot, dry places. We just water 'em regularly and don't expect any buds in the hottest part of the summer.

Heck, here in the Valley of the Sunstroke I've only lost one rose bush and that was because I didn't plant it soon enough.

And I have a "black thumb" when it comes to plants.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 10, 2015 11:15 PM (UVfht)

565 Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 10, 2015 11:11 PM (A7LEa)

Oh, I probably have something to do with it!

Why'd you have to have your K drip, fourth?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 11:15 PM (2HvRz)

566 558 554: Ethics man. Ethics.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015

Yeah, I'm ethical

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 11:15 PM (KJLlE)

567 Kraken,
I eat what I like & ignore government bull, as we know they are FOS & want to scare us.

Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 11:15 PM (sj3Ax)

568 Quick question. Is mercury an element?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2015 11:16 PM (elbY7)

569 I hate to admit it, but I remember au=gold from a joke on The Facts of Life.

Posted by: qdpsteve


HAH!

*does eye fork*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 10, 2015 11:16 PM (DMJw2)

570 Bear hunting is ok, I guess. My neighbors, the Blacfeet mostly disapprove. Spiritual thing. I would shoot them, but not over bait. Might as well go fishing with DuPont lures.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 10, 2015 11:16 PM (N8nkJ)

571 561 A triple is nothing to sneeze at..., but we've had quads. Does anyone recall a set of quints?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at

That was you, wasn't it?

I've had a quad before. It's embarassing

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 11:17 PM (KJLlE)

572 Mugiwara, I also had the same thoughts after watching the WoT pilot. I was baffled as to why they didn't show the creation of Dragonmount, since Rand's birth upon it is central to the entire series.I know their budget was low, but good grief.....

Posted by: pookysgirl is supposed to be resting at February 10, 2015 11:17 PM (dCUzJ)

573 567: Me too. By they way, John Stewart is almost as funny as blood in your stool.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 11:17 PM (ucDmr)

574 So, I found an Indian, dot not feather, grocery store in CLT.


Who would think the guy could make a living selling Indian shit.



Really neat store.




So if some Paki's come in the store and shots it up, would that just be random shit?



Axing for a Paki friend.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 10, 2015 11:17 PM (0FSuD)

575 "Quick question. Is mercury an element?"


Yes, HG.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:18 PM (nGHT/)

576
Mercury is an element.

Liquid metal at room temperature.

Posted by: eleven at February 10, 2015 11:18 PM (MDgS8)

577
Copper at "CU" is a little off-putting.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:03 PM (nGHT/)

W tungsten

Posted by: Fox2! at February 10, 2015 11:08 PM (uSyz0)

Ag silver

Posted by: Fox2! at February 10, 2015 11:10 PM (uSyz0)


Still got three more.

Posted by: The Alchemical Hat at February 10, 2015 11:18 PM (0Ew3K)

578 Funny. Looked it up. Silver is Ag.

Which makes sense. If someone steals your gold: "Hey you!!" If someone steals your silver, it's disappointing but not as great an emotional reaction: "Ah gee."

And yes, mercury is an element. And a record label.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2015 11:18 PM (elbY7)

579 If you do buy a cruise ship with your winnings, don't forget the entertainment.

http://youtu.be/0sz7uv_0DSE

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 11:18 PM (p6l+P)

580 571 Bear hunting is ok, I guess. My neighbors, the Blacfeet mostly disapprove. Spiritual thing. I would shoot them, but not over bait. Might as well go fishing with DuPont lures.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 10, 2015 11:16 PM (N8nkJ)



You realize that tons of hunting is done via bait. Deer, hogs, bear, winged hunts.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 11:18 PM (GEICT)

581 eleven, thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2015 11:19 PM (elbY7)

582 had a quad before. It's embarassing
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 11:17 PM (KJLlE)



Nonsense, that right there is a Badge o' Honor.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 11:19 PM (2HvRz)

583 Mercury is an element.

Liquid metal at room temperature.

Posted by: eleven at February 10, 2015 11:18 PM (MDgS


Two more left.

Posted by: The Alchemical Hat at February 10, 2015 11:19 PM (0Ew3K)

584 If I love my sci-fi, and I love my female prison exploitation movies, then I can finally get chocolate in my peanut butter with "Star Slammer".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 10, 2015 11:19 PM (+4uXG)

585 Bill, sorry you feel that way. Lot of work baiting. Lot of work hunting them over hounds as well.

As far as your neighbors go, screw em they can get spiritual over the craps table or the roulette wheel.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 11:19 PM (KJLlE)

586 Just remember Auric Goldfinger.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 10, 2015 11:19 PM (2KB+E)

587 Imagine how fucked we'd be if the Chinese were the first to describe a chart of the elements...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 10, 2015 11:19 PM (DMJw2)

588 Powerball jackpot is currently $485,000,000.

Sounds about right. Give it to us and we'll give solar energy another shot. Promise.

Posted by: The Flounders of Solyndra at February 10, 2015 11:20 PM (FcR7P)

589 "I would shoot them, but not over bait."


Ever et any?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:20 PM (nGHT/)

590 andycanuck, that also makes sense given I'm working my way through the Bond flicks.

Just finished "Live and Let Die." Can't believe the NAACP didn't demand every copy be turned into ukelele picks. VERY un-PC, even by 1970s standards IMHO.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2015 11:20 PM (elbY7)

591 And yes, mercury is an element. And a record label.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2015 11:18 PM

And a dead singer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 11:20 PM (KJLlE)

592 Tammy mine was for chemo now I get Zometa every three weeks via the port on p.o. Chemo pill now.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 10, 2015 11:20 PM (A7LEa)

593 True story. If you buy your power ball tkt from Jugdish you always win.




He tells me this every week.



If I wasn't fucking his wife, I would complain.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 10, 2015 11:21 PM (0FSuD)

594 Tin and Antimony

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 11:21 PM (GEICT)

595 OMG guys! Vox has a tribute to Jon Stewart OBLITERATING Tucker Carlson on Crossfire!
By OBLITERATING, they mean going on an extended self righteous rant about political shows hurting America. And when asked why he uses his show to do the same crap, he falls back on the "hey, I'm just a comedian" defense. What an absolute fuckweasel.

Posted by: gewa76 at February 10, 2015 11:21 PM (S9rS1)

596 is this physics or chemistry?

Pb ??

Posted by: I'm a cowboy baby... at February 10, 2015 11:22 PM (kI3bx)

597 Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 10, 2015 11:20 PM (A7LEa)


Oh, so you get them regularly!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 11:22 PM (2HvRz)

598 If you do buy a cruise ship with your winnings, don't forget the entertainment.

http://youtu.be/0sz7uv_0DSE

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 11:18 PM (p6l+P)


Ok, Anna is in charge of the classy entertainment. That is pretty cool.

Posted by: tbodie at February 10, 2015 11:22 PM (SvnHQ)

599 Tin and Antimony

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 11:21 PM (GEICT)


Yup.

Sn - Stannum - Tin

Sb - Stibium - Antimony

Posted by: The Alchemical Hat at February 10, 2015 11:22 PM (0Ew3K)

600 MH, yep.

Supposedly when 1970s-80s new wave singer Graham Parker (I think it was him anyway) got released from a record contract he hated, he wrote a song about the label...

"Mercury Poisoning."

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2015 11:22 PM (elbY7)

601

Tin: SN Stannum



Posted by: Arbalest at February 10, 2015 11:22 PM (FlRtG)

602 586: Don't forget the politics and shit. They get really etical when it comes to that. Oh, and fish spearing. Use a fuckin canoe and torches like your forefathers. Fuckin double standards.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 11:22 PM (ucDmr)

603 And yes, mercury is an element. And a record label.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2015 11:18 PM

And a dead singer
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 11:20 PM (KJLlE)

and a mutha fukin rocket !!

Posted by: I'm a cowboy baby... at February 10, 2015 11:23 PM (kI3bx)

604 "Two more left."



What are you going for here?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:23 PM (nGHT/)

605

Antimony: SB Stibium

Posted by: Arbalest at February 10, 2015 11:24 PM (FlRtG)

606 Jugdish says I am winner.



So does his wife!

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 10, 2015 11:24 PM (0FSuD)

607 You realize that tons of hunting is done via bait. Deer, hogs, bear, winged hunts.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk

Sure, but do you need to? I've killed deer, elk, antelope, ducks, geese, pheasants, grouse, and partridge and never had a notion to use bait.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 10, 2015 11:24 PM (N8nkJ)

608 Blanco Basura,

I have 200+ roses. Can you shoot me an email at

Carolthewiz@gmail.com

Thank you.


Done. Subject is Blanco Roses, so a spam filter may see it as an ad for Mexican White roses.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 10, 2015 11:24 PM (UVfht)

609 562 Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 11:09 PM (hX3bN)
I would really, really, really talk to your doc about it.
You need to have a nice, steady level, not spikes and such. It is part of what regulates your heartbeat, and you need to be careful!
Are you symptomatic at all?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 11:14 PM (2HvRz)

---------

I have, Tammy. And thanks for the concern.
My blood pressure is on the low side...and have always experienced a bit of irregular heartbeat, if I sit around too much.

But that's a circulation thing, not a heart thing.
I'm tall but small boned, if that makes any sense...so it goes with the territory, so to speak.

The worst symptoms I have from the potassium deficiency are muscle cramps...charley-horse type muscle cramps.

Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 11:25 PM (hX3bN)

610 "
Yup.



Sn - Stannum - Tin



Sb - Stibium - Antimony
"




50 51.....sitting over there, doing shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:25 PM (nGHT/)

611 488 Just watched Dracula Untold, and it skeeved me out more than anything. Lots of shitty CGI, and the movie made you pity him more than fear him.

First, where was the hot witch? I remember hearing about that and catching glimpses in the trailer. I guess she was cut from the final film.

Maybe they wanted to focus more on the "love story", but what kind of wife damns your soul to eternal hell when she didn't catch you cheating? The guy did everything right to save his kingdom.

That was a weakness in the storyline. First, he wants the power to defeat his enemies. He has stared evil in the face and knows what happens if he feeds within three days. But he knows his people will turn on him when they see what he's become. He then turns them all into monsters and kills them anyway. So, what was the point? Are we rooting for a serial killer or a pussy-whipped sap?

I thought it was ok, but I guffawed at the end when they seriously thought there was a sequel in the making. Maybe they'll have more scenes with Charles Dance.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 10, 2015 11:00 PM (Y92Nd)

That movie was the epitome of soulless corporate, assembly line crap. If they cared, they could have made a good movie combining the real Vlad Tepes with the Dracula legend, but they gave zero fucks. That was made on the cheap, apparently during a week off in filming for the Game of Thrones cast in N. Ireland.

Posted by: gewa76 at February 10, 2015 11:25 PM (S9rS1)

612 Something..., odd, is going on. Or perhaps not. I may not be doing my searches correctly. For one thing..., I cannot locate any posts from aussie in 2015, and yet I am certain that she has been here in the last 4 weeks.

Another thing, I just searched for quad posts, and found a reference to one occurring...., and yet, the posts were not there.

Probably my search technique, but searching for aussies nic or hash produces nothing since 2014.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2015 11:26 PM (vPh3W)

613 603 586: Don't forget the politics and shit. They get really etical when it comes to that. Oh, and fish spearing. Use a fuckin canoe and torches like your forefathers. Fuckin double standards.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015

Yeah when you and I can go into the casino business together legally, spear walleyes, dump sewage int the sacred waters and suck off the government tit I might like them.

Never been to one of their casinos. Rather flush my money down the toilet

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 11:26 PM (KJLlE)

614 Gary Busey's kid has met an untimely end on Justified. I hate to admit, I laughed.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 10, 2015 11:26 PM (20X6f)

615 599 If you do buy a cruise ship with your winnings, don't forget the entertainment.

-------------

Have Doc do his wicked impression of Siegfried on the Lido Deck.

Posted by: Isaac, Your Ship Bartender at February 10, 2015 11:26 PM (ZbCKc)

616 I saw Mexican White Roses open for Turdblossom back in '79...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 11:27 PM (4gN5w)

617 Blanco Basura,
I have 200+ roses. Can you shoot me an email at
Carolthewiz@gmail.com
Thank you.

Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 11:12 PM (sj3Ax)


For a second there I thought this was Craigslist...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 11:27 PM (0Ew3K)

618 Sure, but do you need to? I've killed deer, elk, antelope, ducks, geese, pheasants, grouse, and partridge and never had a notion to use bait.
Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 10, 2015 11:24 PM (N8nkJ)



*shrug*

I don't really need half a dozen firearms and a couple thousand rounds of ammo. I don't need 1500 books scattered around my house. Hell, I don't technically need a 1900 sq ft house.

Need has nothing to do with it. How I choose to do things does. Not a thing in the world wrong with hunting after setting out bait. Ain't nothing "sporting" about hunting unless you're stalking through the woods with a spear or a bow and arrow. Kill the animal, eat the meat, mount the head.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 11:28 PM (GEICT)

619 "I would shoot them, but not over bait."


Ever et any?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

My brother has some in his freezer. Black bear that his son shot in the middle of the summer pasture. Maybe I'll swap him some hard cider for a roast.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 10, 2015 11:28 PM (N8nkJ)

620 Who the hell wants a cruise ship? G-4 for me.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 10, 2015 11:28 PM (0FSuD)

621 BCCochran: That is a terrible email. Incoherent, misspelled and misleading.

Bet HR loves everyone there.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 10, 2015 11:28 PM (t//F+)

622 From memory:

Iron Fe, Silver Ag, Gold Au, Mercury Hg, Lead Pb, Tin Sn, Potassium K, Tungsten W . . . I think that's all.

Posted by: Trimegistus at February 10, 2015 11:28 PM (/eOcU)

623 Mugiwara, I also had the same thoughts after
watching the WoT pilot. I was baffled as to why they didn't show the
creation of Dragonmount, since Rand's birth upon it is central to the
entire series.I know their budget was low, but good grief.....
Posted by: pookysgirl is supposed to be resting at February 10, 2015 11:17 PM (dCUzJ)


I was so anxious for it... and it just ended. I mean a cheap animation would have been fine, hell even a drawn still, something!

Posted by: mugiwara at February 10, 2015 11:28 PM (06U11)

624 For a second there I thought this was Craigslist...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 11:27 PM (0Ew3K)


Next week on Lifetime TV: "The AoSHQ Killer"!

Posted by: tbodie at February 10, 2015 11:29 PM (SvnHQ)

625 Sb Tin

Posted by: Fox2! at February 10, 2015 11:29 PM (uSyz0)

626 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 11:28 PM (GEICT)

Dam BC, you survived that boating accident. Good on you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 11:30 PM (KJLlE)

627 So . . . maybe someone took my suggestion, found something in Stewart's past, and told him he could resign quietly or it would come out.

Posted by: Trimegistus at February 10, 2015 11:31 PM (/eOcU)

628 How can you have a list of sci fi's hottest women without Ann Francis from Forbidden Planet?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 10, 2015 11:31 PM (39g3+)

629 Hammer, I had similar issues the other night when I was trying to find the post where Ace coined the phrase "the genetic stench of human desperation". Couldn't find the original post anywhere.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 11:31 PM (4gN5w)

630 Ronda Rousy in the 2015 SI swimsuit issue...


fyi

Posted by: I'm a cowboy baby... at February 10, 2015 11:31 PM (kI3bx)

631 Sweet Sparkling Liberace!!! Do you realize how much frigging money $14 million a year is??? Go away, Brian Williams.

Precious few people in the world are worth that kind of money. You ain't one.

The Shep Smith sitting shiva show ain't helping.

*anger anger anger*

Posted by: Just some guy at February 10, 2015 11:32 PM (yxw0r)

632 "Something..., odd, is going on. Or perhaps not. I may not be doing my
searches correctly. For one thing..., I cannot locate any posts from
aussie in 2015, and yet I am certain that she has been here in the last 4
weeks."


Not so odd. I last remember Aussie around X-Mas. Not New Years. Otho knows nothing about her situation. No appearance in a while. Been discussed here a bit over the last few weeks.

Don't know how or where she is. She used to be here every morning damn near and nothing in over a month.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:32 PM (nGHT/)

633 614: haven't they wiped out the walleye population up there? Fuckin DNR and their lies will get you every time. Everybody should have the right to build casinos in WI. Steve Wynn would wipe them out. It's bullshit.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 11:32 PM (ucDmr)

634 wasn't aussie going to visit family on the west coast somewhere, or something like that?

Posted by: chemjeff manspreading on the sofa at February 10, 2015 11:33 PM (9GG/0)

635 First, where was the hot witch? I remember hearing about that and
catching glimpses in the trailer. I guess she was cut from the final
film.

LOL. I just watched a Big Bang Theory where Penny's three-minute role on NCIS was cut from the show, embarrassing her in front of everybody who she'd told to watch the show to see her big break.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 10, 2015 11:33 PM (2KB+E)

636 "Black bear that his son shot in the middle of the summer pasture. Maybe I'll swap him some hard cider for a roast."


I'd be keen someday to try some bear. If nothing else, I could say I had.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:33 PM (nGHT/)

637 631 Ronda Rousy in the 2015 SI swimsuit issue...

fyi

Posted by: I'm a cowboy baby... at February 10, 2015 11:31 PM (kI3bx)



Whatever you do, don't watch the behind the scenes/making of video. Yeesh.

Her "sexy walk" down the beach looks like a drunken robot.

Pics are nice to look at though.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 11:33 PM (GEICT)

638 Apparently "Bob's Burgers" is oppressive.

http://___ur.com/kBGdG5T

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 11:34 PM (0Ew3K)

639 There were random attacks on random countries by random people.

Then 6 million completely random people without any identifying characteristics in common died in concentration camps.

Posted by: Prez Obizzy describes WW II at February 10, 2015 11:34 PM (wPLWJ)

640 "wasn't aussie going to visit family on the west coast somewhere, or something like that?"


That was a thought. But no real confirmation.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:34 PM (nGHT/)

641 Apparently "Bob's Burgers" is oppressive.

http://bit.ly/1DZ3TaR

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 11:34 PM (0Ew3K)

642 I don't care if Brian Williams makes 14 million a year or $140,000 a year. What I care about is a professional anchor being a fucking serial liar.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 11:35 PM (KJLlE)

643 Methinks this "therapist" should be put in jail for malpractice:

http://bit.ly/1DZ4fhD

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 11:35 PM (0Ew3K)

644 is aussie on Teh Group?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 11:35 PM (4gN5w)

645 Alright, I'm out. See you folks tomorrow!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 11:35 PM (GEICT)

646 I'd be keen someday to try some bear. If nothing else, I could say I had.
Posted by: Ricardo
-------------------

You could lasso one from my porch. Probably make an interesting tale.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2015 11:35 PM (vPh3W)

647 Yeah I don't remember Aussie since about Christmas time either. She was posting about the muzzie murders in that shopping center, a few times after that and than nothing.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 10, 2015 11:35 PM (A7LEa)

648 Wheatie,
Are you recommending Oklahoma instead?
I had NC & TX & he had AZ & NM.
He won't go to NC & I won't go to AZ.
Blanco sent me an email as I requested.
Wheatie I know it's very hot & humid there but it gets pretty hot & humid here in summer, except last year. We had heat wave after Labor Day & we don't have central air here.

Allen G. Told me he loves heat & last year & the past two weeks have sealed it that its time to get out of MA.
You can email me at:
Carolthrwiz@gmail.com.

Yes I have been warned about heat, snakes, Houston & other things. I have note in this iPad about things we must do before moving but first tour of Texas with Jim.
I'm thinking June-July.

Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 11:35 PM (sj3Ax)

649 Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 11:25 PM (hX3bN)

Low potassium is a bit of a hobby horse for me, so I will back off and let you and your doctor handle it!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 11:36 PM (2HvRz)

650 Shep Smith reportedly gets $7M a year. Worth $25M+.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 10, 2015 11:36 PM (ZPrif)

651 There were random attacks on random countries by random people.

Then 6 million completely random people without any identifying characteristics in common died in concentration camps.
Posted by: Prez Obizzy describes WW II at February 10, 2015 11:34 PM (wPLWJ)

People of other religions and ethnicities were affected too!

Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 10, 2015 11:36 PM (S9rS1)

652
I'd be keen someday to try some bear. If nothing else, I could say I had.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

And I've always wanted to hunt wild pigs in the brush country with my .44.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 10, 2015 11:36 PM (N8nkJ)

653 Drudge has a link up to an article about where the fuck is Hillary Clinton?

I sort of laughed about the claims about her health issues but I'm seriously thinking she had surgery for something and is recovering in an undisclosed location.

We're at that point now.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 10, 2015 11:36 PM (oFCZn)

654 I'd be keen someday to try some bear. If nothing else, I could say I had.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:33 PM

I love black bear. I like it better than white tail venison.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 11:36 PM (KJLlE)

655 I just wish Dr. Atkins had lived to see this day. He knew the truth all along.

Now that the fat myth has been debunked, I wish Oreo cookies would go back to their original recipe -- I know years ago they took out fat and replaced it with sugar so they give me a sugar-headache now. Oh, and Girl Scout cookies did the same thing but I don't care if they fix it since I boycott them and their Planned Parenthood crap.

On the topic of food, did you see that Michelle Obama says that "cheese dust" isn't real food? Technology gave us powdered/dehydrated cheese and there's she is a "progressive" attacking progress. Progs are always attacking progress like flushing toilets, nuclear energy, fracking, lightbulbs, etc.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 10, 2015 11:36 PM (rldyO)

656 642: and The Walking Dead is racist. Watching TV and movies in the post modern world is a challenge.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 10, 2015 11:36 PM (20X6f)

657 Tuesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/565361098250260480

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/565361314676359168

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/565361859512258560

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/565362055541456896

Posted by: kbdabear at February 10, 2015 11:37 PM (GrXXa)

658 Posted by: mugiwara at February 10, 2015 11:28 PM (06U11)

Something that shouldn't have bugged me as much as it did: They cast Ilyena as a brunette, while referring to her as "Ilyena Sunhair."

Sigh.....I've always wanted a WoT series, and I hope this version doesn't doom that prospect forever.

Posted by: pookysgirl is supposed to be resting at February 10, 2015 11:37 PM (dCUzJ)

659 "Strategic Patience"

-cnnbrk
US Embassy in Yemen asks Americans to leave the country, has moved staffers out of capital, citing security situation.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 10, 2015 11:37 PM (d7XFS)

660 I don't know the Latin word (if it was the base word used for it) but lead is plombe in French.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 10, 2015 11:38 PM (2KB+E)

661 We're literally at the May Day parade let's see who is standing with the Politburo stage of government.

God help us all.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 10, 2015 11:38 PM (oFCZn)

662 Hottest Sci-Fi Babes 60s to 80s left out Kirstie Alley

She was pretty damn hot back in 1982

Posted by: kbdabear at February 10, 2015 11:38 PM (GrXXa)

663 I sort of laughed about the claims about her health issues but I'm
seriously thinking she had surgery for something and is recovering in an
undisclosed location.


Thinking she's had servo motors installed in her legs so can go without the walker?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 10, 2015 11:38 PM (UVfht)

664 Nite BC

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 11:38 PM (KJLlE)

665 Hey, anyone seen Peaches lately?



Sort of worried. She run off with an Eskimo?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 10, 2015 11:38 PM (0FSuD)

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 11:39 PM (4gN5w)

667 Her "sexy walk" down the beach looks like a drunken robot.

....
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10, 2015 11:33 PM (GEIC


going to check the 'no problem, still hit it' box

on that one

Posted by: I'm a cowboy baby... at February 10, 2015 11:39 PM (kI3bx)

668 I sort of laughed about the claims about her health issues but I'm seriously thinking she had surgery for something and is recovering in an undisclosed location.
--------------

I'm thinking that she is afraid that someone will ask her about the parallel between her 'sniper experience' and Lyin' Brian's 'RPG experience'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2015 11:39 PM (vPh3W)

669 643: Once again, ethics for you, but everybody else, fuck that. Strange that. Did I ever tell you about the time my Huey was shot down in north Vietnam over the Ho Chi Minh trail? Oh the humanity! Lying sob should be beaten within an inch of his life. Then, start over.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 11:39 PM (ucDmr)

670 Just read a really cool article on how fitness is bridging religious gaps in Derry, Northern Ireland.

Owner says he doesn't know the religions of most clients, because they're too busy sweating to care much if the guy next to him is Protestant or Catholic.

Maybe a corollary to "idle hands are the devil's playground"

Posted by: DC in River City at February 10, 2015 11:39 PM (e+1S5)

671 631 Ronda Rousy in the 2015 SI swimsuit issue...

fyi


You can't be serious. She's about as hot as Chewbacca after a wax job.

Posted by: gewa76 at February 10, 2015 11:40 PM (S9rS1)

672 Saavik, "He's not what I expect."

Spock, "Why is that Lieutenant?"

Saavik, "He's so ... human."

Spock, "nobody's perfect Saavikum."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 11:40 PM (p6l+P)

673 What's wrong with hunting bear?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 10


Depends on where the bear is from. Their meat is very fatty, and fat concentrates the flavors and contaminants of whatever else the bear is eating. Close to a city or town, that can include garbage and associated heavy metals contamination from cans, etc.

Also, bear meat is very prone to carry parasites, including trichinella nativa, a parasite that causes trichinosis and which cannot be killed by freezing.

So it can only be safely served well done, and the best way to do that is by stewing or braising. Steaks and burgers will either be too well done, or a form of culinary Russian roulette.

Other than that, yum.

Posted by: CQD at February 10, 2015 11:40 PM (2dzsA)

674 663 Hottest Sci-Fi Babes 60s to 80s left out Kirstie Alley

She was pretty damn hot back in 1982

Posted by: kbdabear at February 10, 2015 11:38 PM (GrXXa)


She was super hot in that Tom Selleck flick with Gene Simmons as the villain. One of the first PG-13 flicks. As youngsters my friend and I were impressed they dropped an f-bomb.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 10, 2015 11:40 PM (oFCZn)

675 Hey, anyone seen Peaches lately?



Sort of worried. She run off with an Eskimo?
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 10, 2015 11:38 PM (0FSuD)

******

See upthread. She was here tonight.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at February 10, 2015 11:40 PM (o/3Hk)

676
If Peaches ran off with anyone it would be Gronkowski.

Which is a distinct possibility.

Posted by: eleven at February 10, 2015 11:41 PM (MDgS8)

677 643
I don't care if Brian Williams makes 14 million a year or $140,000 a
year. What I care about is a professional anchor being a fucking serial
liar.





Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 11:35 PM (KJLlE)


You are a better person than I. And I don't say that sarcastically. I really do care that a newsreader who promotes the progressive agenda makes $14 million while we're at Depression-era levels of real unemployment.
I know in the Ayn Randian part of my brain I shouldn't, but damn, I really do.

Posted by: Just some guy at February 10, 2015 11:41 PM (yxw0r)

678 Nip. Peaches was by earlier tonight. She's got some major shit going on at the moment

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 11:42 PM (KJLlE)

679 Carol, I know it gets hot and humid in MA in the summer; just keep in mind that the summers in Texas last from April through October, and that much of that time you will be above 90 degrees.

You will go weeks with it being above a hundred. Year before last, they spent 5 consecutive weeks above a hundred around DFW, according to my cousins in Burleson. (Not a bad place, either, btw)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 11:42 PM (2HvRz)

680 Jon Stewart's show

Find clips that make Republicans look bad.

Take the clip out of context or misrepresent the meaning altogether.

Face the camera and do your best "get a load of THIS guy" smirk

Bask in the adulation while the young proggie audience cheers

And he got paid a shitload of money for that and proggies on social media are wringing their hands over his leaving the show

Posted by: kbdabear at February 10, 2015 11:42 PM (GrXXa)

681
OMG guys! Vox has a tribute to Jon Stewart OBLITERATING Tucker Carlson on Crossfire!
By OBLITERATING, they mean going on an extended self righteous rant about political shows hurting America. And when asked why he uses his show to do the same crap, he falls back on the "hey, I'm just a comedian" defense. What an absolute fuckweasel. Posted by: gewa76 at February 10, 2015 11:21 PM (S9rS1)

------------------
Ah, Ace's favorite: "Clown nose on, clown nose off".
I used to like Stewart back in the day before he went political. I think he can be funny, but I think it is very disingenuous to say pull that "I'm not a newsman" stuff. Most libs in there 30's or younger treat him as their go-to newsman.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 10, 2015 11:42 PM (KlVdw)

682 *checks clock*

Fuck me running, I gotta be productive in not very many hours.

*turns into pumpkin*

Posted by: DC in River City at February 10, 2015 11:42 PM (e+1S5)

683 560 W-Tungsten HA! and I didn't even google it.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 10, 2015 11:12 PM (XYKz+)




Pffft.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 10, 2015 11:43 PM (oKE6c)

684 "And I've always wanted to hunt wild pigs in the brush country with my .44."


We may have to work us out a trade one day. I get to b'ar hunt in the winter in Montana and you pig hunt in summer in Texas.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:43 PM (nGHT/)

685 Oh. I don't kill the Bears. I let them play with the vegetarians attracted by the cauliflower and broccoli bait.

Posted by: Pat at February 10, 2015 11:44 PM (AivPA)

686 @674

The biggest Black bears in NC are down East, they do not hibernate. They eat all the time. Son shot a 528 lb one.



You really don't eat bear, except for the tenderloin. They are nasty as shit, and stink. The ones in Eastern NC eat mostly crops, they still are nasty.



That's all I have, except the damn frozen bear tenderloin in my freezer.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 10, 2015 11:44 PM (0FSuD)

687 649 Wheatie,
Are you recommending Oklahoma instead?


Oh, not really, Carol...we have a State Income Tax here, and I read where that was a 'draw' for you, the fact that Texas doesn't have it.

Just mentioned OK because I know what the scorching heat is like in TX, because we get it almost as bad here.

I'm not talking about a 'heat wave' either.
It gets hot in May and lasts till September.

Sometimes we luck out, and don't get two months of 100-degree temps in July-August.
But then...sometimes we get 90 days straight, of temps 100 degrees or over.

Just wanted to make sure you were fully aware, that's all.

Posted by: wheatie at February 10, 2015 11:44 PM (hX3bN)

688 Start him off on javelinas, ricardo!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 11:44 PM (2HvRz)

689 #279

I saw that scene being shot. The 'strip club' exterior was a dressed up theater (stage, not movie) on La Palma just off Hollywood Blvd. Back then I used to go to the news stand across the street for some hard to find import computer mags. Very specialized geekery.

Years later I saw her shoot the B5 scene where Ivanova uses the Great Machine for the first time to broadcast the rebel news. There were issues because the prop had been built around the much taller John Schuck.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 10, 2015 11:44 PM (IdCqF)

690 Posted by: Just some guy at February 10, 2015 11:41 PM (yxw0r)

No, I'm not better than you. There are all sorts of folks who make more money than I do. Hell, sometimes I think I'm over paid. I work at being content with what I have.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 11:45 PM (KJLlE)

691 You guys are having a go at the symbols for elements and no one dealt me in?? WTF?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 10, 2015 11:45 PM (oKE6c)

692 Kate Bekendale in the Total Recall remake gets my vote for syfi hottie

Posted by: I'm a cowboy baby... at February 10, 2015 11:45 PM (kI3bx)

693 "I love black bear. I like it better than white tail venison."



I'd really like to try it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:45 PM (nGHT/)

694 That Selleck movie was Runaway and a google search reminded me that Cynthia Rhodes was also in it.

Ahh to be a young fapper again without a care in the world!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 10, 2015 11:46 PM (oFCZn)

695 Weird thing is Colbert taking over Letterman. So Colbert's a left-wing asshole.

Usually the idea is you get a guy with broad appeal that everybody can like. Usually they are secretly left-wing assholes, but they keep that hidden for the early years to build up viewers.

Letterman was a left-wing crank, but until he got old he mostly hid it. Colbert starts as a left-wing crank who got the job by shitting on half the country every night for a decade.

It's like picking Sean Hannity to be your new late night host.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 10, 2015 11:46 PM (ZPrif)

696 Sigh.....I've always wanted a WoT series, and I hope this version doesn't doom that prospect forever.
Posted by: pookysgirl is supposed to be resting at February 10, 2015 11:37 PM (dCUzJ)



I was reading this interview with the producer and CEO of the company that owns the rights:

http://bit.ly/1DyzsKJ

It sounds like they had to air something by this week to retain the rights, but the guy sounds pretty adamant that he wants to a big budget series seeing the success of GoT. But maybe he's just trying to juice interest to sell it off for a better price.

Posted by: mugiwara at February 10, 2015 11:46 PM (06U11)

697 Thanks for the update on Peaches. I off to bed, my broken knee cap is killing me.


AMF!

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 10, 2015 11:46 PM (0FSuD)

698 " WTF?"


WTF is Bat Shit Crazy on the Periodic.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:47 PM (nGHT/)

699 Mo - Moronium ?

Tr - Trollium? (densest element yet discovered!)

Pn - Pornilite? (and they said Spanish Fly doesn't exist. It does, you just have to say it in Latin.)

I'm sure the Horde will make several other elemental discoveries, this very evening.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 10, 2015 11:47 PM (RzZOc)

700 Cochran, the correct action is to ask if the weekend bonus pay referred to will be taken into consideration when computing your overtime pay.

(they may not be aware it is not required under federal and most states' laws, but if they are that bad at communicating they may not be aware of that, either.)

In fact, keep your own copies of your timecard too. I used to deal with wage and hour stuff, way back when.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 10, 2015 11:47 PM (t//F+)

701 Like, Jimmy Fallon is, I'm sure, a big left-wing guy. Especially since he picked The Roots as his house band.

But America doesn't know that and he doesn't take angry stances on hot-button issues. Cause Jimmy Fallon wants money and ratings and doesn't go out of his way to piss off half the country.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 10, 2015 11:48 PM (ZPrif)

702 Colbert is another piece of shit like Letterdude. Same shit, same toilet.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 11:48 PM (ucDmr)

703
Nahhh....Letterman's audience is full blown lefty by now.

Colbert's just picking up the torch.

Posted by: eleven at February 10, 2015 11:48 PM (MDgS8)

704 on La Palma just off Hollywood Blvd.

/pedant
Las Palmas
/pedant

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 10, 2015 11:49 PM (DMJw2)

705 I suppose I over reacted up thread. I get sensitive about my cooking, and I should know better than taking comments around here too serious.
Hunt whatever way you want. Just eat what you shoot, or give it to a local food bank.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 10, 2015 11:49 PM (N8nkJ)

706
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 10, 2015 11:46 PM (ZPrif)
------------
I've never cared for Colbert.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 10, 2015 11:49 PM (KlVdw)

707 Nite Nip

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 11:50 PM (KJLlE)

708 703 Colbert is another piece of shit like Letterdude. Same shit, same toilet.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 11:48 PM (ucDmr)


I'm reminded of that thing he and Stewart did in Washington.

He's dancing across the stage like some fucking dipshit motherfucking piece of fucking dogcrap shit.

I hope he burns in hell.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 10, 2015 11:50 PM (oFCZn)

709 Was it "Late Night" that Greg Ferguson was so pissed about not getting?

Posted by: eleven at February 10, 2015 11:50 PM (MDgS8)

710 Pffft.
Is that Pfartonium's periodic table short form? It's the element responsible for flying unicorns.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 10, 2015 11:50 PM (2KB+E)

711 Shit, sock fail. The Marlin rifle post was me. 


I figured that out. Know what my first clue was? It was this part of the post:

Jim 
Sunk New Dawn 
Galveston, TX

Posted by: weirddave at February 10, 2015 11:51 PM (Bx21z)

712 Adios all. Sack time.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 10, 2015 11:51 PM (ucDmr)

713 Letterman is the creepy pervert Colbert aspires to be.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 10, 2015 11:51 PM (AivPA)

714 702 Like, Jimmy Fallon is, I'm sure, a big left-wing guy. Especially since he picked The Roots as his house band.

But America doesn't know that and he doesn't take angry stances on hot-button issues. Cause Jimmy Fallon wants money and ratings and doesn't go out of his way to piss off half the country.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 10, 2015 11:48 PM (ZPrif)


Johnny Carson was pretty left. Never really heard about it on his show though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 10, 2015 11:51 PM (oFCZn)

715
Nahhh....Letterman's audience is full blown lefty by now.

Colbert's just picking up the torch.Posted by: eleven at February 10, 2015 11:48 PM (MDgS

----------------
Sounds about right to me.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 10, 2015 11:51 PM (KlVdw)

716 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 11:52 PM (4gN5w)

717 Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 10, 2015 11:49 PM (N8nkJ)

Bill, I'm sorry I made the crack about your veggie bake.

I eat everything I shoot or catch.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 11:52 PM (KJLlE)

718 More good nites to more morons checking out.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 11:53 PM (KJLlE)

719 LOL @ Weirdave. Touche', mate!


Jim
Slip of the Keyboard
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 10, 2015 11:54 PM (RzZOc)

720 Of course Carson was old school. He understood you made fun of whatever got you the laugh. The laugh was the most important thing, always.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 10, 2015 11:54 PM (oFCZn)

721 Pk

Psakidumb? - a Russian unit of measure indicating stoopidity?

1Pk=dumb
3Pk =is so fukkiin dumb you freeze your private parts to a flagpole at -50C

Posted by: I'm a cowboy baby... at February 10, 2015 11:54 PM (kI3bx)

722 Not out yet.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:54 PM (nGHT/)

723 Mo - Moronium ?

Posted by: Jim at February 10, 2015 11:47 PM (RzZOc)


Mo = Molybdenum

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 11:56 PM (0Ew3K)

724 The problem is they've all dropped the mask and basically become the insufferable douche at the party who makes everything political. I saw Stewart do a gig in the 90s. He was pretty fun back then, and more of just a frat boy riffing on current events. Same with Will Ferrell, Seth Rogen, et al. Whether you liked or hated their comedy, at least they were sticking to dick jokes and the like. Now all of them have to lecture us little people on the evils of the GOP. I started to watch Anchorman 2 on Netflix, knowing it would suck hard. Still, it wasn't just unfunny. It was contemptible. 20 minutes in and it became a screed against sexist, racist white men. Written and produced by white men, of course.
Comedy to them has become 2 minutes of hate.

Posted by: gewa76 at February 10, 2015 11:57 PM (S9rS1)

725 680 Carol, I know it gets hot and humid in MA in the summer; just keep in mind that the summers in Texas last from April through October, and that much of that time you will be above 90 degrees.

You will go weeks with it being above a hundred. Year before last, they spent 5 consecutive weeks above a hundred around DFW, according to my cousins in Burleson. (Not a bad place, either, btw)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2015 11:42 PM (2HvRz)


Yeah, I'll take my chances with the snow.

Of course, I'm not living near Boston now.

Posted by: rickl at February 10, 2015 11:58 PM (sdi6R)

726 Mo = Molybdenum

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 11:56 PM (0Ew3K)



My very first lecture as a young assistant professor I mentioned "molybdenum," and the entire lecture theater erupted in hysterics. To this day I've never figured out why.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 10, 2015 11:58 PM (oKE6c)

727 Well, gexa, that's a lot to read.

Background, if I'm not being a dick.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 11:59 PM (nGHT/)

728 Sup horde. Just checking in

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 11, 2015 12:00 AM (DiYOy)

729 bill, still around?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2015 12:00 AM (nGHT/)

730 Comedy to them has become 2 minutes of hate.
Posted by: gewa76 at February 10, 2015 11:57 PM

That's why the Bill Cosby allegations/charges are so disheartening. He is so funny without cussing and being hateful.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2015 12:00 AM (KJLlE)

731 Jay Leno thought he understood the laugh. Then he made fun of Obama and died in a horrible car fire. Turns out screams matter more.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 11, 2015 12:00 AM (oFCZn)

732 Nice top 50 list of space babes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2015 12:01 AM (FMbng)

733 eleven: when Craig Ferguson signed his final contract with CBS for The Late Late Show, he was promised: he'd get The Late Show when Letterman retires, or... CBS would have to pay him **$8 million.**

Well, apparently CBS decided they were so against the idea of someone who doesn't get his kicks pissing all over half the audience, that they chose to give it to Colbert anyway... and then went ahead and paid the $8 mil to Ferguson.

Literally a *week* later, Ferguson said he was walking away from The Late Late Show. Ferguson *swears* not getting Letterman's spot didn't bother him... but I personally find that hard to believe, especially given how quickly Craig announced he was quitting.

I'm hoping, REALLY hoping, CBS comes to regret their decision to go with Colbert. It would truly be poetic justice.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 11, 2015 12:01 AM (elbY7)

734 "Sup horde. Just checking in"


You got a little juicy today. What about?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2015 12:01 AM (nGHT/)

735 700+lb. pig killed just down the road last month http://tinyurl.com/m3zubu4

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2015 12:01 AM (vPh3W)

736 I don't know if any news about Stewart claiming to have killed 50 Taliban is in the pipeline. But I won't be surprised if stories start leaking about what a notorious asshole he is to staff. We're talking Olbermann-level cockbiter.

Posted by: gewa76 at February 11, 2015 12:02 AM (S9rS1)

737 I did? I don't recall

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 11, 2015 12:02 AM (DiYOy)

738 Checking back in to say goodnight and remark about how weird it is to hear rainfall at night in Colorado in February.

Hugs all 'round!

Posted by: Mindy at February 11, 2015 12:02 AM (81V/7)

739 bill, still around?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

Yup, watching the 10 o'clock news and scanning the thread line.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 11, 2015 12:03 AM (N8nkJ)

740 Wheatie,
I know all Texas cities are considered
Humid Subtropical

It's better than so much snow we've had the last three weeks. 76.5 inches as of yesterday for season & it's only February 11 now.
Last year we had Polar Vortex to try to explain Global Freezing!

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 12:03 AM (sj3Ax)

741 "
I did? I don't recall"


Ah, Hell. Maybe it was yesterday. I thought you jumped into somebody's shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2015 12:04 AM (nGHT/)

742 736 700+lb. pig killed just down the road last month http://tinyurl.com/m3zubu4
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2015 12:01 AM (vPh3W)

Yikes 25.06
I use 30.06 for whitetail & black bears

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2015 12:04 AM (KJLlE)

743 Speaking of bears... new episode of "Lesbian Bear Storn" is out...

Posted by: The Kuma Hat at February 11, 2015 12:04 AM (0Ew3K)

744 Ventura Highway in the sunshine...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 11, 2015 12:05 AM (elbY7)

745 "Yup, watching the 10 o'clock news and scanning the thread line."



You got an email?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2015 12:05 AM (nGHT/)

746 I've been thinking about that Ghostbusters reboot, and it seems to me if you want to make new Ghostbusters movie with a new cast, don't go with a reboot. Make a spin-off instead!

Ghostbusters is a business concept that lends itself well to franchising. I'm sure there'd be plenty of ghosts to capture in, say, Chicago, too.

Imagine this as an opening scene... Bill Murray, as a retired Peter Venkman, pitching a franchise deal to these four new characters. Now, there's a frickin' movie!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 11, 2015 12:07 AM (5pg79)

747 fairweatherbill@gmail.com

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 11, 2015 12:07 AM (N8nkJ)

748 "Yikes 25.06

I use 30.06 for whitetail black bears"


25/06 ain't no slouch. I use .243 for big pigs. And .303. Hit the head, neck. It works.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2015 12:08 AM (nGHT/)

749 I got into it with someone last week. Other than that I've been good. I think.

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 11, 2015 12:09 AM (DiYOy)

750
Posted by: mugiwara at February 10, 2015 11:46 PM (06U11)

So, after reading that link and the subsequent one detailing all the crap Red Eagle has tried to pull and how pissed the Robert Jordan estate is at them, I need to quote a Mr. Bender Bending Rodriguez:Yup, We're Boned.

Posted by: pookysgirl is supposed to be resting at February 11, 2015 12:09 AM (dCUzJ)

751 oh come now, how could you all overlook one of the best elements?

Fp = Fappium

Posted by: chemjeff manspreading on the sofa at February 11, 2015 12:10 AM (9GG/0)

752 >>It's better than so much snow we've had the last
three weeks. 76.5 inches as of yesterday for season it's only
February 11 now.

Last year we had Polar Vortex to try to explain Global Freezing!

Posted by: Carol

I moved from MI to Oklahoma. Got use to the weather pretty quickly. I'll trade the summer heat for winter any day. I'd would never go back to northern winters. We get a little snow here - 4" I think this year. Doesn't last very long. Really only have about two weeks of pretty hot days in the summer. People here talk about it being humid, I just laugh. Most of the time much drier than MI and from when I've been there, much drier than Boston.

Posted by: Aviator at February 11, 2015 12:10 AM (3rrMW)

753 Imagine this as an opening scene... Bill Murray, as a retired Peter Venkman, pitching a franchise deal to these four new characters. Now, there's a frickin' movie!


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 11, 2015 12:07 AM (5pg79)


Really not a bad idea.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2015 12:11 AM (FMbng)

754 Black bears have white tails?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 11, 2015 12:12 AM (2KB+E)

755 Imagine this as an opening scene... Bill Murray, as a retired Peter Venkman, pitching a franchise deal to these four new characters. Now, there's a frickin' movie!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 11, 2015 12:07 AM (5pg79)

Really not a bad idea.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2015 12:11 AM (FMbng)


Which is why they'd never do it.

Posted by: The Cinimatic Hat at February 11, 2015 12:12 AM (0Ew3K)

756 749 "Yikes 25.06

I use 30.06 for whitetail black bears"

25/06 ain't no slouch. I use .243 for big pigs. And .303. Hit the head, neck. It works.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2015 12

Well a 700+ lb pig running at you according to Hammers link I would want something big, real big.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2015 12:12 AM (KJLlE)

757 Kinda funny.
So Seth Rollins is a big WWE guy, one of the top bad guys right now. And one of the crop of new young stars in last few years.

Anyway, last night right after Raw went live, somebody hacked his twitter/instagram accounts and posted a naked pic of a WWE diva, as they call their female wrestlers. Well, not a diva yet but a girl in their developmental system in Florida.

(When you sign with WWE, you first go to Florida to train, sometimes for years, before being called up to Raw, Smackdown, etc. Most who sign never make it out of developmental, they train for a year or two then get cut.)

Anyway, the naked chick Rollins clearly was banging did not please his fiance who, while Raw was still airing live, then went on her twitter and posted naked pics of Rollins.

My bet is the fiance posted both. Probably found the pic of the mistress on his phone or something. She timed it nicely to fuck over his life as much as possible in retaliation. He only recently made it to right near the top of WWE, probably just started making really good money, poised for a long career after spending a decade killing himself on indie shows in high school gyms for 50 people at a time.

Not clear how much this will hurt him. WWE has shortage of talent at the moment and he's very good at what he does. And he's really the victim here -- apart from the whole cheating on your fiance thing, at least.

Another lesson in don't take nudie pics of yourself.

WWE Star Apologizes After Angry Fiancée Leaks Nude Pics http://eonli.ne/16OSHSV via @eonline

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 11, 2015 12:13 AM (ZPrif)

758 754 Imagine this as an opening scene... Bill Murray, as a retired Peter Venkman, pitching a franchise deal to these four new characters. Now, there's a frickin' movie!


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 11, 2015 12:07 AM (5pg79)


Really not a bad idea.


Which they would ruin anyway.

Posted by: gewa76 at February 11, 2015 12:13 AM (S9rS1)

759
755 Black bears have white tails?

Posted by: andycanuck at February

Well, there is Obama

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2015 12:13 AM (KJLlE)

760 Remember when the Jews got off the trains at Auschwitz and the camp commandant would randomly point left or right as to who would go straight to the gas and who would live another day?

Totally random

Posted by: Josh Earnest at February 11, 2015 12:16 AM (GrXXa)

761 "Well a 700+ lb pig running at you according to Hammers link I would want something big, real big."



Ah. 45-70.



Got.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2015 12:17 AM (nGHT/)

762 Black bears have white tails?

Posted by: andycanuck at February

Well, there is Obama
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Remember when his staff was pushing the saying, "the bear is on the loose"? Stupidist thing I've heard for some time.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 11, 2015 12:17 AM (N8nkJ)

763 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2015 12:17 AM (nGHT

There you go

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2015 12:18 AM (KJLlE)

764 My very first lecture as a young assistant professor I mentioned "molybdenum," and the entire lecture theater erupted in hysterics. To this day I've never figured out why.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 10, 2015 11:58 PM (oKE6c)

============

There was a comedy western in 1973 called "The Brothers O'Toole" with a benighted mining town named Molybdenum...or "Molly be damn" as the inhabitants tended to call it. Could be they were reminded of it. Or maybe because it's a damn funny word to begin with.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at February 11, 2015 12:20 AM (fjP++)

765 Aussies arrest two ISIS assholes planning beheading although it's unreported at this time whether the attacks were going to be random. See the sock link.
http://ca.reuters.com/article/topNews/idCAKBN0LE2V520150210

Posted by: andycanuck at February 11, 2015 12:20 AM (2KB+E)

766 MH, Ricardo - Taken from my side porch. In NC 'hunting' not necessary..., they find you.
http://tinyurl.com/nwlawck

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2015 12:22 AM (vPh3W)

767 Tammy Al Thor,
I can join Closest TX rose society to learn when to do things & what is different.

A friend of mine moved from Ohio to Tennessee & brought his favorite roses with him. He grew & continues to grow mosh in pots. He has told me roses I have in Boston area will get this big, about same results he had in Ohio.
In TN roses will grow longer & taller but smaller blooms everywhere in heat of summer.


I've got to blog to see what's wrong with Peaches.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 12:23 AM (sj3Ax)

768 The other thing that's cool about my Ghostbusters suggestion is, it doesn't shit all over the original and pretend it never happened. Instead, it builds on it, in a logical way that makes sense.

But, as you guys have already pointed out, that's exactly why it will never happen. Why build on something when you can tear it down and re-use the materials? Especially if you can feed your ego in the process.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 11, 2015 12:25 AM (5pg79)

769 PEACHES,
Prayers to both you & your father! ASAP I hit post.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 12:25 AM (sj3Ax)

770 sounds like Peaches is going through a bit of a rough time.

Posted by: chemjeff manspreading on the sofa at February 11, 2015 12:26 AM (9GG/0)

771 When I see Texas and roses in the same sentence, I immediately think of the Antique Rose Emporium in Brenham. Only then do I start humming about that gol'durn yellow one...

Posted by: Sister Sestina at February 11, 2015 12:28 AM (fjP++)

772 Mr. Hammer nice lush green yard. Oh btw nice visitor. I've had them looking into the cabin. They are in my home area but never in the yard

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2015 12:32 AM (KJLlE)

773 My prayers are with you, Peaches! Getting you into that apartment is definitely prayer-worthy, as it would make things much easier for you and your father.

I hope things go as smoothly for you as they can under the circumstances, and that you're blessed in as many other ways as possible.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 11, 2015 12:33 AM (5pg79)

774 OK, just got in from bowling league, read the ONT, but damned if I'm going to read all 771 comments. Psaki can blow me. People that stupid should not be allowed to live, or be in such a high position. The freaking deli was attacked specifically because it was Jewish, you stupid c*nt! Who was in there didn't mean a rat's ass, whether they were Jew or Gentile. My God, what is wrong with these people?

Posted by: Old Blue at February 11, 2015 12:34 AM (vVSOO)

775 775 .....'t mean a rat's ass, whether they were Jew or Gentile. My God, what is wrong with these people?
------

Since our betters do not possess any religious faith, they can not envision doing anything because of faith. IMHO

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2015 12:37 AM (KJLlE)

776 My God, what is wrong with these people?
Posted by: Old Blue at February 11, 2015 12:34 AM (vVSOO)

******

Their masks are off. They simply don't care or feel the need to hide their beliefs or agenda anymore.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at February 11, 2015 12:37 AM (FviSe)

777 #775: I've been referring to her as Jen Sucky all day. Nice-looking gal, but what an asshole.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 11, 2015 12:37 AM (5pg79)

778 Later on. 0600 comes along too early.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 11, 2015 12:38 AM (N8nkJ)

779 Nite Bill

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2015 12:39 AM (KJLlE)

780 Mr. Hammer nice lush green yard.
-------------------

That would have been cut..., but there was a bear. That's my story.

With that, I am out. Gotta drive to central GA tomorrow for a funeral.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2015 12:39 AM (vPh3W)

781 I don't know the Latin word (if it was the base word used for it) but lead is plombe in French.


Posted by: andycanuck at February 10, 2015 11:38 PM (2KB+E)


plumbum. Also the source for the word "plumber", since in Roman times they used lead for pipes, it being easy to work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2015 12:41 AM (u1NJn)

782 Just because I thought it was a lovely picture from space:

http://tinyurl.com/nmj8osq

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2015 12:41 AM (DXzRD)

783 My God, what is wrong with these people?
Posted by: Old Blue
-----------------

Parting comment. Their entire vision is *political*. They care about nothing beyond that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2015 12:41 AM (vPh3W)

784 Be safe MIke. Good night & be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2015 12:41 AM (KJLlE)

785 I've been referring to her as Jen Sucky all day. Nice-looking gal, but what an asshole.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 11, 2015 12:37 AM (5pg79)

I'd bore it out.

Posted by: gewa76 at February 11, 2015 12:42 AM (S9rS1)

786 If making a blog post involving gay Muslim dinosaurs is wrong... I don't want to be right.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 11, 2015 12:44 AM (0Ew3K)

787 This is pretty cfuking cool:

45th Space Wing, SpaceX sign first-ever landing pad agreement at Cape Canaveral

https://tinyurl.com/kul3oe6

LC-13 was originally used for operational and test launches of the Atlas ICBM, and Atlas B, D, E and F missiles were also test launched from there.

It was the most-used and longest-serving of the original four Atlas pads.

Now it will be used in an amazing new way.

"For decades, we have been refining our procedures for getting successful launches skyward here on the Eastern Range. Now we're looking at processes on how to bring first-stage rockets back to earth at the first landing pad at the Cape," she said. "We live in exciting times here on the space coast."

Posted by: rickl at February 11, 2015 12:45 AM (sdi6R)

788 And covering for our feckless Ear Leader. I've been around for a fairly long time on this planet, but I have never seen propaganda like this being spewed by my government and the media. I'm so angry that I wouldn't mind seeing all their collective heads on pikes. And the majority of my countrymen think this is all OK. Sometimes I think I'd like to live another twenty years, and other times, not so much.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 11, 2015 12:47 AM (vVSOO)

789 MisHum,
I just sent three pictures of mess in driveway this morning.
I should have pit gloves on & had what I think is frostbite from opening car door etc for hours,
.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 12:50 AM (sj3Ax)

790 Fenelon, beautiful and interesting pic from deep space. Rickl, I hope they do a better job than the last try. It's going to take some practice before they get it right.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 11, 2015 12:51 AM (vVSOO)

791
So Russia is threatening war with the US but we hardly even notice because of all the other Progressive disasters. The world turns ugly in a hurry when America stops paying attention.

Posted by: MTF at February 11, 2015 12:52 AM (GFYLz)

792 Thanks Carol. I will look at them in the morning

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2015 12:52 AM (KJLlE)

793 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 11, 2015 12:52 AM (UVfht)

794 Good Night Blanco,
Thank you for info!

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 12:56 AM (sj3Ax)

795 Sometimes I think I'd like to live another twenty years, and other times, not so much.


Posted by: Old Blue at February 11, 2015 12:47 AM (vVSOO)


I want to be around long enough to supply Lord Humungous with new hood ornaments for his car. Maybe get my own car.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2015 12:57 AM (FMbng)

796
Another lesson in don't take nudie pics of yourself.

WWE Star Apologizes After Angry Fiance Leaks Nude Pics http://eonli.ne/16OSHSV via @eonline
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 11, 2015 12:13 AM (ZPrif)


I see a match against Daniel Bryant for the "Money In the Bank" briefcase before Wrestlemania.

Vince does not like to be embarrassed like this, and HHH had the hammer dropped on him after the Kliq MSG fiasco, which led to the rise of Steve Austin.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 11, 2015 01:00 AM (+Fae7)

797 Good nite. Be well,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2015 01:03 AM (KJLlE)

798 #792: Not just Russia, either; apparently, China has been threatening for a few years now to "claim" Hawaii. They've also been funding various groups seeking Hawaiian independence from the US.

Our response, as stated by Madame Hillary, amounted to, "Yeah, well, we'll totally sue you in international court".

Oh, yeah, the threat of a sternly worded letter from Den Haag. That'll put the fear of God in 'em.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 11, 2015 01:12 AM (5pg79)

799 bah, gotta get up in 5-1/2 hours.
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at February 11, 2015 01:12 AM (9GG/0)

800 Good night, ChemJeff! Good night, MH! Good night, Blanco!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 11, 2015 01:13 AM (5pg79)

801 Who was in there didn't mean a rat's ass, whether they were Jew or Gentile. My God, what is wrong with these people?

I might be able to help you out on that one.

Here, eat this...

Posted by: Lucifer, Father of Lies at February 11, 2015 01:16 AM (A6vWB)

802 I'm pretty sure the attackers of that kosher market subscribed to the "Willie Sutton Rule" in regards to their choice of targets.

Why attack that kosher market? Because that's where the Jews are. Duh.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 11, 2015 01:41 AM (5pg79)

803 I had an awesome comment, a regular Ace book review and my computer ate it. F*ck it. It was really great, long, but great. F*cking computer.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 11, 2015 01:41 AM (vVSOO)

804 Head* Desk. Head * Desk

Big babysat Little while Gingy and I had a lovely dinner with Vendette and MikeB in DC. I just got done dropping him off at his place. On the ride we were discussing his new girlfriend's parents. He finds them eyeroll worthy. "They believe that homosexuality evil from the devil"

"Well Big, if they're Christian, Christian doctrine states that all evil comes from the devil. greed, lust, all of it."

"Science has proves that homosexuality is normal"

I really try to avoid these discussions with him, but I snapped back.

"No Big, it bloody well isn't. 97% of the population identifies as straight. I'm not saying gay is bad. I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm not even saying that gay people aren't born gay. Being gay is perfectly natural. What it isn't is normal. Words have meanings. 3% of the population isn't the norm. Cerebral Palsy is natural. Cancer is natural. Being gay is natural. It's not the norm. Do you understand the point I'm making? As I said, words have meanings"

"You're wrong dad. Just the other day I saw a study by Johns Hopkins that found 1/3 of all people are gay!"

"No, you didn't" and I dropped him off. He didn't see any such a fucking study, because no such fucking study exists. He's known me since he was a kid. I don't argue except when I have the facts, if I don't, i say I dunno and then go find out. He KNOWS this, and every single time he's challenged me on facts, I'VE PROVEN HIM WRONG. He also KNOWS that I'm willing to listen and discuss any issue on the facts. And yet he goes and makes up a lie that's just....obvious. Why?

He's 21, that's why. Shit. How did my dad keep from shooting me when I was 21? Probably the same way I'll keep from shooting Big. Shit.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 11, 2015 01:45 AM (7TK5d)

805 My first kidney stone was 4.8mm and it got stuck. Never got a straight answer on how that was calculated - like aerodynamic particle size or a maximum diameter.

The others have been bout 3mm, easy.

Posted by: Jean at February 11, 2015 01:45 AM (ztOda)

806 Weird save, looks like he is good for a government job.

Posted by: Jean at February 11, 2015 01:47 AM (ztOda)

807 #804: I remember a long time ago, I saw a bumper sticker that read, "Hire a teenager while they still know everything".

I was a teenager at the time, and I still found it hilarious.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 11, 2015 01:48 AM (5pg79)

808 Launch Complex 13 was one of the four original Atlas launch pads. It saw service from 1958-1978. At first it was used for ICBM testing (Atlas was the first American ICBM), and in August 1958 Atlas 4B launched from there. It was the first full-range Atlas flight. Later the pad was adapted for Atlas-Agena, and all five Lunar Orbiters were launched from there in 1966-67. Those lunar mapping missions were a crucial precursor to Apollo, and the astronauts studied those photos to familiarize themselves with lunar landmarks. After that, the pad was used for launching military and NRO satellites.

It's been a derelict ruin since 1978, and now SpaceX plans to repurpose it as a landing pad. They already lease LC-40 from the Air Force and have been using that pad since 2010. Last year they signed a 20 year lease for LC-39A, one of the two most historic launch pads in the world (the other one is in Russia).

Here is a short video showing what they intend to do with LC-39A and LC-13:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ca6x4QbpoM

Posted by: rickl at February 11, 2015 01:51 AM (sdi6R)

809 Posted by: Weirddave at February 11, 2015 01:45 AM (7TK5d)

Start inoculating "Little" from this.

Deconstruct the root basis of Leftist thought.. Use the same techniques they use (e.g. deconstructionism and critical theory).

Turnabout is fair play.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 11, 2015 01:54 AM (0Ew3K)

810 #803: I've had a few comments disappear after hitting "Post" recently. If it's a long comment that you're spending a lot of time getting just right, I'd suggest typing it up in Notepad first, then copy-pasting here.

Notepad is recommended for this because it creates plain text, so there'll be no added formatting that can result in an embarreling.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 11, 2015 01:58 AM (5pg79)

811 true story - i grew up in Wayne, and was very familiar with the flooding. One holiday talking to my bother in law, a state assemblyman, about a proposed army corps of engineers project for a diversion tunnel. He said he was for it.

I was shocked. It was something like 150Billion, with the feds picking up most of it but still a few billion for the state.
I said 150B??? there aren't but 20 houses that flood why not just cut off their flood insurance and flush them down to Newark to deal with.

He went on about how the township could not afford to lose the tax base and some bullshit.

Fucking politicians. Shakespeare was was wrong on one thing,... first you got to shoot the politicians, then the lawyers.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 11, 2015 01:59 AM (LWu6U)

812 Start inoculating "Little" from this.



Deconstruct the root basis of Leftist thought.. Use the same techniques they use (e.g. deconstructionism and critical theory).



Turnabout is fair play.


Oh, I know and I am. Big isn't a total lost cause, a lot of what I've taught him did take, he'd be just as likely to argue a fiscally conservative position (unfortunately probably only slightly more coherently. Baby steps), but all of that sex/gender/identity insanity that is your particular milieu...in the three years he was on his own in Calgary, that shit took root HARD.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 11, 2015 02:05 AM (WvS3w)

813 I'm having trouble tying a song to the themes of the ONT again tonight, so here's a little reminder of another international threat we're facing. This one comes from... Antarctica.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLxQJ-PwOLE

Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 11, 2015 02:24 AM (5pg79)

814 anyone still up?

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 11, 2015 02:28 AM (R5HRU)

815 Oh, I know and I am. Big isn't a total lost cause, a lot of what I've taught him did take, he'd be just as likely to argue a fiscally conservative position (unfortunately probably only slightly more coherently. Baby steps), but all of that sex/gender/identity insanity that is your particular milieu...in the three years he was on his own in Calgary, that shit took root HARD.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 11, 2015 02:05 AM (WvS3w)


May you have the strength to stand up to the madness.

When in doubt, just remember that 2 + 2 = 4

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 11, 2015 02:29 AM (0Ew3K)

816 anyone still up?

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 11, 2015 02:28 AM (R5HRU)


Eh, I'm in and out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2015 02:30 AM (FMbng)

817 anyone still up?

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 11, 2015 02:28 AM (R5HRU)


Not without more appealing photos of a naked Kate Upton...

Posted by: The Up Hat at February 11, 2015 02:32 AM (0Ew3K)

818 I just got home, figured I'd see who's alive.

Oh and Hat, I agree.

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 11, 2015 02:36 AM (R5HRU)

819
Is everyone aware that the hostage killed by ISIS, Kayla Mueller, was an Israel-hating far-leftist who was a member of the ISM -- the anti-Semitic communist front group that send white volunteers to be martyrs for "the cause" to conflict zones in the Middle East?

I thought everyone knew this, but just in the ;ast few hours I see that some people seem to be falling for the MSM spin that she was a "Christian" and that therefore we are to assume she was not a raving Arab fetishist?

Anyway, read these links if you have ANY doubt:

http://www.imemc.org/article/70519

http://www.haaretz.com/news/middle-east/.premium-1.641876

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/Articles/Article.aspx/16455

Here's a letter she herself wrote:

"Oppression greets us from all angles. Oppression wails from the soldiers radio and floats through tear gas clouds in the air. Oppression explodes with every sound bomb and sinks deeper into the heart of the mother who has lost her son. But resistance is nestled in the cracks in the wall, resistance flows from the minaret 5 times a day and resistance sits quietly in jail knowing its time will come again. Resistance lives in the grieving mother's wails and resistance lives in the anger at the lies broadcasted across the globe. Though it is sometimes hard to see and even harder sometimes to harbor, resistance lives. Do not be fooled, resistance lives."

And here's some commentary on her "career":

" However, despite the sadness at her needless death, the myth that she was wonderful altruistic young woman should be exposed. This is another Rachel Corrie propaganda story in the making, and the western media is falling for it again, or embracing it on purpose.

Kayla Mueller was a member of the International Solidarity Movement (ISM) who spent at least two years working with that terrorist support group. She was involved in demonstrations against the Jews in Sheikh Jarrah (part of East Jerusalem) after a 20 year long court decision recognized the Jews' legal rights to homes they were chased from in earlier wars launched by the Arabs. She also participated in demonstrations to interfere with the IDF demolishing the homes of terrorists and suicide bombers after the courts okayed the demolitions.

Just as with Rachel Corrie, the press tries to paint Kayla as a selfless volunteer helping poor Arab refugees. She may have helped injured Arabs in "refugee" camps, but she was working to support the goals of Palestinian irredentists and to interfere with the IDF on behalf of terrorist groups.

As an ISM activist she was a tool for the worldwide jihad.

A letter she wrote which appears on the ISM’s website describes the usual ISM claims of atrocities that never occurred, but were fabrications worthy of Pallywood.

First, she lived and rioted with other ISM activists with an Arab family that refused to vacate a home they were squatting in after a legal case that took 20 years established it was stolen from the Jewish owners.

She wrote propaganda letters for the ISM website"

etc.etc. etc.

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2015 02:39 AM (K4YiS)

820

819 zombie

"Kayla Mueller was a member of the International Solidarity Movement (ISM) ..."


So, there's a good chance that she was not necessarily "given" to one of the ISIS commanders ... it might be more likely that she "shacked-up" ...

Posted by: Arbalest at February 11, 2015 02:45 AM (FlRtG)

821 >>>So, there's a good chance that she was not
necessarily "given" to one of the ISIS commanders ... it might be more
likely that she "shacked-up" ...





Posted by: Arbalest at February 11, 2015 02:45 AM (FlRtG)<<<

Well, I needed a break once in a while.

Posted by: one of the IS commander's goats at February 11, 2015 02:48 AM (Z4vTA)

822 Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2015 02:39 AM (K4YiS)

So, she's the new Rachel Corrie?

Posted by: The Pancake Hat at February 11, 2015 02:53 AM (0Ew3K)

823 Kayla Mueller's parents must be so proud.

Posted by: Garrett at February 11, 2015 02:54 AM (KIOiN)

824 When in doubt, just remember that 2 + 2 = 4

Yup, though I prefer "Reality WILL assert itself. Sooner or later".

Posted by: Weirddave at February 11, 2015 02:55 AM (WvS3w)

825 >>>Kayla Mueller's parents must be so proud.



Posted by: Garrett at February 11, 2015 02:54 AM (KIOiN)<<<

She was a good girl. A very good girl.

Posted by: Kayla's mom, crying in the Rose Garden with SCOAMF at February 11, 2015 02:56 AM (Z4vTA)

826 So, there's a good chance that she was not necessarily "given" to one of the ISIS commanders ... it might be more likely that she "shacked-up" ...

Posted by: Arbalest


Did you not see the earlier news? Her boyfriend was a "Syrian" whom was originally suspected of handing her over to ISIS, as he was an ISIS collaborator -- but later he supposedly "regretted" something andI forget the details but for some reason he was absolved of guilt in arrangement her "abduction."

So she was "in bed" with the enemy, both figuratively and literally.

If you read her writings, she's one of those chicks who falls hook line and sinker for "the Arab narrative" and obviously had a sexual fetish for Arab men.

Personally,for me, I'm quite sure that she is yet anohter one of those leftists who intentionally arranged to be faux-kidmapped so they could then be later exchanged for a terrorist held by the West. And when then pretend kidnap victims (and there have been dozens of them since 2002) end up getting abused by their supposed collaborators posing as their captors, they're shocked and in disbelief.

Make a deal with the devil, and don't be surprised if he betrays you.

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2015 02:56 AM (K4YiS)

827 Desperately Seeking Rachel Corrie : The Kayla Mueller Story


JoNo looking particularly hot tonight on Red Eye.

Posted by: Garrett at February 11, 2015 02:56 AM (KIOiN)

828 Posted by: Kayla's mom, crying in the Rose Garden with SCOAMF at February 11, 2015 02:56 AM (Z4vTA)



Where's your headscarf?

Posted by: Garrett at February 11, 2015 02:58 AM (KIOiN)

829 822 Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2015 02:39 AM (K4YiS)

So, she's the new Rachel Corrie?
Posted by: The Pancake Hat


Very much so. I read somewhere -- can't find the link this late at night -- that she was inspired to follow in Rachel Corrie's footsteps.

Tomorrow, when you see a bunch of MSM lies beatifying her as a sad victim of terrorism, and painting her as an al-American Christian girl, remember the info you saw here. The spinning will be furious. If you were an LIV, you'd believe it.

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2015 03:00 AM (K4YiS)

830 Kayla Mueller's parents must be so proud.


Posted by: Garrett at February 11, 2015 02:54 AM (KIOiN)

They'll probably blame booosh.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2015 03:00 AM (FMbng)

831 >>>Where's your headscarf?

Posted by: Garrett at February 11, 2015 02:58 AM (KIOiN)<<<
SCOAMF's people told me to leave it at home with my Che t-shirt. Optics, yo.

Posted by: Kayla's mom, crying in the Rose Garden with SCOAMF at February 11, 2015 03:00 AM (Z4vTA)

832

Did you not see the earlier news?


No. There can be only one Patty Hearst, right or wrong. I figured that she was a "problem", and saw no reason to keep up with the situation, as it seemed likely to solve itself. And it has: the truth has been exposed.

Posted by: Arbalest at February 11, 2015 03:02 AM (FlRtG)

833 When in doubt, just remember that 2 + 2 = 4

Yup, though I prefer "Reality WILL assert itself. Sooner or later".

Posted by: Weirddave at February 11, 2015 02:55 AM (WvS3w)


Any society not grounded in reality, will soon be supplanted by one that is.

Posted by: The Realistic Hat at February 11, 2015 03:05 AM (0Ew3K)

834 Chances are if you are a civilian in that fucked up part of the world and you don't actually live there you are either fighting terrorists, or helping them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2015 03:07 AM (FMbng)

835 Yes, zombie, I saw some of those links in a comment at Neo-Neocon earlier tonight.

Leftists think that self-sacrifice is a good thing. She probably thought she was dying for a noble cause.

Posted by: rickl at February 11, 2015 03:08 AM (sdi6R)

836 And it has: the truth has been exposed.
Posted by: Arbalest


As of this moment, the narrative of her true politics sems still to be unknown to most everyone.

But over the last hour I have "seeded" the story at some top sites so by tomorrow morning I suspect it will be better published.

(When I'm too lazy, busy or distracted to make an actual blog post myself, I often will send a "tip" to connections at various leading conservative sites, usually with so much info and already mostly written, including the headline, that I make it easy for them, and the tip usually becomes a big story somewhere or other. I often end up influencing the news-stream this way when my pseudonym isn't attached at all.)

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2015 03:08 AM (K4YiS)

837 Any society not grounded in reality, will soon be supplanted by one that is.

Posted by: The Realistic Hat at February 11, 2015 03:05 AM (0Ew3K)


Kind of went backwards for us, no? We used to be grounded in reality, we got supplanted by a bunch of douchebags who live in la la land.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2015 03:09 AM (FMbng)

838 835 Yes, zombie, I saw some of those links in a comment at Neo-Neocon earlier tonight.

Leftists think that self-sacrifice is a good thing. She probably thought she was dying for a noble cause.
Posted by: rickl


Yes, the info seems mostly restricted to comments section thus far. Odd.

The main link to concentrate on is the one at this ISM-affiliated site, which really really exposes the raw reality of her political views without any filter:

http://www.imemc.org/article/70519

This is the raw info, not a summary by the MSM or even by an analyst on our side.

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2015 03:11 AM (K4YiS)

839
As of this moment, the narrative of her true politics seems still to be unknown to most everyone.

She was a shield, so very few people are truly fooled. However, few care.

But with enough publicity, "care" will be unimportant. The necessary result is that publicity changes The Narrative.

Now a new inductee to The Palestinian Pantheon appears. All that's needed is a name ... we already have St. Pancake.


Posted by: Arbalest at February 11, 2015 03:14 AM (FlRtG)

840 Any society not grounded in reality, will soon be supplanted by one that is.

Posted by: The Realistic Hat at February 11, 2015 03:05 AM (0Ew3K)

Kind of went backwards for us, no? We used to be grounded in reality, we got supplanted by a bunch of douchebags who live in la la land.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2015 03:09 AM (FMbng)


Actually no. What was ground in reality was mutated and corrupted into something in conflict with reality, and as such will inevitably either fall outright, or mutate into something that is consistent enough to hobble along... for a while.

The thing is, the roots of our civilization were organic and the ability to have both liberty and virtue was due to a rare confluence of historical events and trends that is impossible to implement directly.

Most societies have don't have that, but are capable of existing. The chance of those rarefied conditions that led to America being recreated are almost nill.

If we fall, what will come after the Leftist insanity will not, ney will never, be anything even close to that combination of liberty and virtue that made America possible to begin with.

Posted by: The Prophetic Hat at February 11, 2015 03:14 AM (0Ew3K)

841 St Pincushion

Posted by: Garrett at February 11, 2015 03:23 AM (KIOiN)

842 http://www.imemc.org/article/70519

This is the raw info, not a summary by the MSM or even by an analyst on our side.

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2015 03:11 AM (K4YiS)


Providing the raw information is half the battle.

But then outside the United State, the truth can be declared ILLEGAL.

Example: http://tinyurl.com/nwpd84d

Posted by: The H8-speach Hat at February 11, 2015 03:25 AM (0Ew3K)

843 I just read on the Internet that Obama is a lying scum-bag and I am outraged that someone would say that about lying scum-bags!

Posted by: goon at February 11, 2015 04:00 AM (gNTQS)

844 If we fall, what will come after the Leftist insanity will not, ney will
never, be anything even close to that combination of liberty and virtue
that made America possible to begin with.


Yea. Fuck you Hat. Not saying you're wrong, far from it, just....fuck you.

You're harshing my buzz, man.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 11, 2015 04:07 AM (WvS3w)

845 Yea. Fuck you Hat. Not saying you're wrong, far from it, just....fuck you.

You're harshing my buzz, man.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 11, 2015 04:07 AM (WvS3w)


There is surcease of sorrow:

http://tinyurl.com/oljjpoz

Posted by: The ΛΛΛ Hat at February 11, 2015 04:23 AM (0Ew3K)

846 Pours Val-U-Rite to Weirddave through USB port.

*sees sparks fly and computer starting to ignite*

F**k.

Posted by: The Val-U-Hat at February 11, 2015 04:24 AM (0Ew3K)

847 Speaking to the Aspen Institute on February 6, Michael Bloomberg said cities should ban young minority males from owning guns, both as an effort to reduce crime and to keep those minority males "alive."

Posted by: #BlackLivesMatter at February 11, 2015 04:35 AM (e8kgV)

848 Speaking to the Aspen Institute on February 6, Michael Bloomberg said cities should ban young minority males from owning guns, both as an effort to reduce crime and to keep those minority males "alive."

Posted by: #BlackLivesMatter at February 11, 2015 04:35 AM (e8kgV)


Word.

Posted by: Ku Klux Klan at February 11, 2015 04:37 AM (0Ew3K)

849 BRB, time for the Lesbian Bear Storm show...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子~クマ at February 11, 2015 04:39 AM (0Ew3K)

850 Eff Michael Bloomberg!

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 04:51 AM (sj3Ax)

851 Yeah mike, like that would be soooo easy to do.

That this pizzle was the mayor of new york defies probabilities.

What. A. Putz.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 11, 2015 04:55 AM (RZzX3)

852 At least now we know Mike's true political party.

The Nazi party.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 11, 2015 04:55 AM (RZzX3)

853 At least now we know Mike's true political party.

The Nazi party.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 11, 2015 04:55 AM (RZzX3)


A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmYIo7bcUw

Posted by: Bialystok & Bloom at February 11, 2015 04:59 AM (0Ew3K)

854 I don't mind Fox & Friends or F&F first they are talking about more snow in Boston area!
I put local news on for forecasts.
.i think it's an attention & ratings Baird.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 05:05 AM (sj3Ax)

855
Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2015 02:39 AM (K4YiS)
----------------
Zombie, you are a national treasure. I didn't know any of that about Kayla Meuller, all I thought was she was a foolish aid-worker who decided to help out in the wrong part of the world from the news I've seen on T.V. I feel for her parents at the loss of a child, but the girl made her choices. Sometimes, stupidity is a well deserved death sentence.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 11, 2015 05:06 AM (KlVdw)

856 I wish I could delete #854 because I did not proof read before I posted

Please ignore.
Thank you.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 05:10 AM (sj3Ax)

857 I wish I could delete #854 because I did not proof read before I posted

Please ignore.
Thank you.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 05:10 AM (sj3Ax)


This is the ONT.

When in doubt we blame it on the Val-U-Rite.

Posted by: Teh Val-U-Hat at February 11, 2015 05:12 AM (0Ew3K)

858 Boston Fox:25- 1-3 inches of snow. That is nothing.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 05:12 AM (sj3Ax)

859 Boston Fox:25- 1-3 inches of snow. That is nothing.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 05:12 AM (sj3Ax)


And here I sit having to expect record breaking highs close to 80 °F...

Posted by: The Snow-Free Hat at February 11, 2015 05:23 AM (0Ew3K)

860 Night all.

Here is "Mainline Riders" by Quartz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjvHtiU8hfg

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 11, 2015 05:32 AM (0Ew3K)

861 G'morning, all

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2015 05:41 AM (sHoya)

862
That intrepid "journalist" in the canoe was a hoot. It was clear that her paddle -- something which she hadn't the slightest clue how to handle -- was striking something close to the surface. The guys walking through the shot were priceless.

I shall call it "Heap Big Princess Liawatha's Lies Exposed on the Shores of Gitchee-Punee"

Posted by: Hello, I'm Math... and I am one heartless bitch(TM) at February 11, 2015 05:47 AM (bWFHa)

863 Some schools are still closed here in Massachusetts & MBTA is publicly saying "no promise" on services.

I'm glad I don't use MBTA.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 05:52 AM (sj3Ax)

864 Good Night The Political Hat. I know you are 3 hours behind EST.

Good Morning, VIA.
I woke up at 4:30.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 05:56 AM (sj3Ax)

865 Morning Carol.

Good luck on your struggles up there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2015 06:00 AM (sHoya)

866 Thank you, VIA.
I couldn't see over snow mountains in my small city Friday at stop signs. There is no reason I have to go out today, unless I put boots on to bring recycle things out to bin.

Local Boston news said they are moving & dumping snow in Boston but they aren't going to do anything on my street except wait for it to melt & from forecast 20s are all we can expect.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 06:07 AM (sj3Ax)

867 "Local Boston news said they are moving & dumping snow in Boston"

Seems to be a lot of news coverage about the moral dilemma of dumping polluted show into Boston Harbor, or letting the sun melt it.

I know that several years ago, when Baltimore got like five feet of snow, they brought in those huge snow dragons which could melt a dumptruck full of snow in about thirty seconds.

And then let the melted snow run into the gutter.


And the storm drain would dump into Baltimore harbor.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2015 06:14 AM (sHoya)

868 Snow Free Hat,
There is no reason to rub it in.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 06:15 AM (sj3Ax)

869 It's 6:36 am & no new Morning Thread yet?

Where is Andy?
He lives in Massachusetts but I don't know which city. It's western suburb.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 06:29 AM (sj3Ax)

870 Just to see who's really pantless and who's just talking a good trouser-free game.



Pantless. Honest. Just got out of the shower.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2015 06:32 AM (ngYwU)

871 Same sh!t, new day it seems.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2015 06:34 AM (nGHT/)

872 Do PJ bottoms count as Pants?
How 'bout sweat pants?


Wait...it's got "pants" right in the name.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2015 06:34 AM (sHoya)

873 More AGW forecast for Thursday and the weekend in Boston, I'm told. Stock up on martini fixings is my advice.

Posted by: MTF at February 11, 2015 06:40 AM (GFYLz)

874 I'm wearing leggings that are thick & look like they are made of corduroy, but they really aren't pants & I only wear them in my house.
I wouldn't wear out in public.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 06:47 AM (sj3Ax)

875 nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2015 06:51 AM (ngYwU)

876 "Obama's right. Terrible things have been done in the name of Christianity. I have yet to meet a Christian who denies this."

We shouldn't concede the point that the Crusades were some awful terrible thing.

The Crusades was united Christian Europe helping the Byzantine empire recover lands lost to the saracen empire back around 1000AD. There was contant pressure and war and thus multiple crusades. It was no more evil than the Allies in WWI or WWII trying to take back lands from invading Germans. This was a political thing not a religious thing per se, but done to help brothers in Christ and hence the papal involvement.


Now it is true the Frankish knights ended up creating their own state based on their conquest of the Holy Land, instead of giving it tothe Byzantines, but then when we recaptured the Phillipines from Japan, we kept bases.
No different.

Critics will point out some atrocity, of which there were some, but they are endemic to war, and its akin to condeming the US as a war criminal because of Dresden and Hiroshima, without considering the context of Nazi/japanese aggression. For the Crusads, the context is that Byzantine was a fading empire and the Islamic caliphate an aggressive one. It was aggression from Islam that led to the Crusades, ie, the Crusades were a response to aggression.

Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at February 11, 2015 12:19 PM (wT9UL)

877 Silly me: Bernard Lewis was quoted saying already what I meant to say on this:

"The Crusades could more accurately be described as a
limited, belated and, in the last analysis, ineffectual response to the
jihad - a failed attempt to recover by a Christian holy war what had
been lost to a Muslim holy war," writes Bernard Lewis, the greatest
living English-language historian of Islam

Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at February 11, 2015 12:20 PM (wT9UL)

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