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Bobby Jindal to Obama: "The Medieval Christian Threat Is Under Control."

Now. About the threats which Obama has permitted to flourish and fructify.

"It was nice of the President to give us a history lesson at the Prayer breakfast," Jindal [wrote in a statment]. "Today, however, the issue right in front of his nose, in the here and now, is the terrorism of Radical Islam, the assassination of journalists, the beheading and burning alive of captives. We will be happy to keep an eye out for runaway Christians, but it would be nice if he would face the reality of the situation today. The Medieval Christian threat is under control, Mr. President. Please deal with the Radical Islamic threat today."

Speaking of this, you will remember that Obama said a couple of years ago he was happy that he would soon be politically free to drop #Truthbombs on the country and "go Bullworth." (Bullworth was a movie in which a Senator realized he was going to die and so began dropping #Truthbombs on Uptight Christian White America.)

So when Obama -- supposedly the possessor of he finest mind ever to inhabit a presidential skull -- decides to drop a #Truthbomb on us, you'd expect this to be some pretty insightful, innovated, rock-your-world stuff.

Nope! Obama has always been an intellectual lightweight and mental mediocrity, as evidenced by his complete failure to publish while nominally the Editor in Chief of a Law Review whose entire imperative was to publish.

So his Bullworthian #Truthbomb consists of the idiotic crap of the kind you see in HuffP areas -- "But the Crusades." "But, but, Jim Crow."

"Get off your High Horses, Christians. Don't you know something something monk on Cosmos?"

This is not a smart challenge. I think I'd actually appreciate a smart, thoughtful challenge to my #WhiteBiases, for no other reason than I am pro-thinking and enjoy feeling my brain at work.

But Obama doesn't deliver that; Obama delivers the same low-IQ, trite, Marxism for Dummies shit that all glittering mediocrities like himself traffic in, for they can not manage any better.

Charles Krauthammer makes this point, mostly, when he says Obama's remarks were simultaneously "banal and offensive," and says further that these remarks are "adolescent."

Indeed. These are the Deep Thoughts of the Fourteen Year Old.

But I would go one step further. All fourteen year olds are not alike; some are clever and bookish and and full of interesting ideas (if not yet any wisdom).

And some are rather dull-witted and just want to sound like they may be clever. And these slow-witted 14-year-olds tend to just repeat, in a twittering high pitched pre-pubescent voice, a dumbed-down version of Recieved Wisdom they've heard from "Cool Adults."

All the "Cool Adults" the adolescent Obama knew were radicals and communists, and he has done far more pot than thinking since he heard these banal cliches, so what you're hearing is Obama straining to remember, through a pottish haze, what his dull 14-year-old boy brain heard from his communist benefactors in the late sixties and early seventies.

Posted by: Ace at 02:03 PM




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1 Approaching the firstal area.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at February 06, 2015 02:05 PM (SCcgT)

2 re: going "bulworth"

Obama will be the most annoying, disgraceful ex-president ever.

Posted by: brak at February 06, 2015 02:07 PM (Tj+s6)

3 re: going "bulworth"

Obama will be the most annoying, disgraceful ex-president ever.

Posted by: brak at February 06, 2015 02:07 PM (Tj+s6)

4 strategic Christian/Judism bashing...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 06, 2015 02:07 PM (Bn6aD)

5 Affirmative Action has consequences.

Posted by: Garrett at February 06, 2015 02:07 PM (rX4Lr)

6 Having Communists as Parents/Grandparents has consequences...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 06, 2015 02:08 PM (Bn6aD)

7 I'm not afraid of people who've been dead 500+ years. I'm funny that way.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at February 06, 2015 02:08 PM (SCcgT)

8 Soetoro - or whatever his name is/was - is a fraud. I said that from the beginning.

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at February 06, 2015 02:08 PM (gwG9s)

9 Being a lying douche may or may not have consequences, I guess

Posted by: fanboy at February 06, 2015 02:09 PM (Ja19g)

10 Goddamn, how do you really feel, Ace?

Posted by: @JohnTant at February 06, 2015 02:09 PM (PFy0L)

11 Just one time when someone pulls this moral equivalent bs between Christianity and Islam I would like a politician to stand up and say, "Oh, then how many none year old girls did Christ rape?"

Posted by: Thatch at February 06, 2015 02:09 PM (m/nBa)

12 I have this problem with my nephew. Had to point out that in order for someone to be a 'cool teacher' they need have already failed at life.

Posted by: Garrett at February 06, 2015 02:09 PM (rX4Lr)

13 Obama doesn't even rise to dorm-room blowhard.

I had the same But the Crusades, But the Inquisitin bullshit arguments spewed at me by classmates in high school.

Obama's educations appears to be no more advanced than some dipshit, knee-jerk, left-wing 16 year old.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 06, 2015 02:10 PM (ZPrif)

14 Buuuuuuurn

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 02:10 PM (MYCIw)

15 Don Obama, tilting at windmills...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 06, 2015 02:10 PM (Bn6aD)

16 >>And some are rather dull-witted and just want to sound like they may be clever. And these slow-witted 14-year-olds tend to just repeat, in a twittering high pitched pre-pubescent voice, a dumbed-down version of Recieved Wisdom they've heard from "Cool Adults."

Sounds like the story of Hector to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2015 02:10 PM (g1DWB)

17 Michael Savage said the other day ( paraphrasing): it is not called crisis because it is not run by Christians, it is not called bisis because it is not run by Buddists, and it is not called Jisis because it is not run by Jews. It is called Isis because it is run by Islamists.

Posted by: Chilling the most at February 06, 2015 02:10 PM (zW5rQ)

18 none = nine... it is time to change the prescription on my glasses.., sheesh!

Posted by: Thatch at February 06, 2015 02:10 PM (m/nBa)

19 Heh...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2015 02:10 PM (LA7Cm)

20 You could have substituted Vox for Barky. Same level (although most Voxplanators are probably smarter than Teh Won.

Stated another way, if I may, what we have here is the first "LoFo President."

Posted by: John Doe@AnotherQuidam at February 06, 2015 02:11 PM (g1MTt)

21 Insipid. Obama's commentary was insipid.

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 02:12 PM (MYCIw)

22 >>We will be happy to keep an eye out for runaway Christians

I'm a runaway Christian and I'm running with scissors!!!

Well, they are safety scissors.

But still.

Hey, look, that black helicopter is really low and--

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 06, 2015 02:12 PM (0xTsz)

23 People of Valencia, I give you FOOD

Posted by: Brian breadTossin Williams at February 06, 2015 02:12 PM (RJN20)

24 Average Democrat and ProgMedia asshole hasn't changed a political belief since they were in high school.

They took it as received wisdom and just keep repeating it till they die.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 06, 2015 02:12 PM (ZPrif)

25 Damn. I'm in love with this post. Every word. Every. Single. Word.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 02:13 PM (FsuaD)

26 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 02:13 PM (kff5f)

27 Starting to like this Bobby Jindal fellow.

Posted by: maddogg at February 06, 2015 02:13 PM (xWW96)

28 I'm glad I can finally say "Back off man, I'm a Christian."

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2015 02:13 PM (i55o+)

29 He certainly went Bullworthshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 02:13 PM (2Ojst)

30 Bitch meet slap.

Why oh why oh why does Jindal have to look like your 6th grade algebra teacher who took your Stretch Armstrong doll and moved you from the seat where you could look down Susie Perkins' shirt and see the top of her training bra?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 02:13 PM (mf5HN)

31 24 Average Democrat and ProgMedia asshole hasn't changed a political belief since they were in high school.

They took it as received wisdom and just keep repeating it till they die.

Described My Sister to a tee...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 06, 2015 02:13 PM (Bn6aD)

32 Correct response to jug-eared fcuk:

"Who in here lived during the Crusades?
Who in here lived during the Inquisition?

Now, who here lived through Lockerbie, 9/11, Beslan, Daniel Pearl having his head sawed off, buses blown up in London Spain, the Boston Marathon bombing, countless innocents murdered in cold-blood by ragheads screaming about their god, etc, etc, etc."

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 06, 2015 02:13 PM (27KAF)

33 Mohammedanism is an evil death cult.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 02:14 PM (kff5f)

34 The Atlantic has helpfully informed me that if you object to Ear Leader's lying bullshit at the prayer breakfast, you are "foolish" and "historically illiterate."

No link, because fuck 'em.

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 06, 2015 02:14 PM (ZKzrr)

35 If medieval Christianity was a threat, I'd be having more fun watching the news. Can you imagine Brian Williams trying to interview Basil Boulgaroktonos?

Posted by: Dusty at February 06, 2015 02:14 PM (0rpac)

36 Love the snark!!!
Exactly the right tone in response to Obama's heavy-handed moral relativism in the face of a murderous enemy..

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 02:14 PM (WvpaS)

37 Why oh why oh why does Jindal have to look like your 6th grade algebra teacher who took your Stretch Armstrong doll and moved you from the seat where you could look down Susie Perkins' shirt and see the top of her training bra?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 02:13 PM (mf5HN)

That's awfully...specific.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 02:14 PM (2Ojst)

38 And TFG is wrong anyway.

He obviously needs to learn real history, not "history" as explained by Monty Python and Mel Brooks.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 02:14 PM (kff5f)

39 Any minute now Torquemada is going to show up. AND WE'LL BE SORRY.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2015 02:15 PM (659DL)

40 He has the intellectual firepower of a college sophomore.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Paranoia Punch with Electrolytes at the Outrage Outlet! at February 06, 2015 02:15 PM (hLRSq)

41 Apparently Obama called ISIS a "Brutal death cult that "commits unspeakable acts of barbarism" but he can't leave it at that lest he offend his Muslim boyfriends. There's always a "but". But Christians did bad things too. For a supposed Christian he sure hates Christianity, doesn't he?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2015 02:15 PM (DXzRD)

42 Also, when trying to figure out why Obama does or says something, never forget that he is a dick.

Everything he has done could be explained by just that alone. He may sometimes have other reasons for what he does, but behind every decision he makes is the consideration of just how best to fart in the elevator and give Western Civ the bird.

He is a dick. Always.

Posted by: Troll Feeder at February 06, 2015 02:15 PM (C9Ev9)

43 30
Bitch meet slap.



Why oh why oh why does Jindal have to look like your 6th grade
algebra teacher who took your Stretch Armstrong doll and moved you from
the seat where you could look down Susie Perkins' shirt and see the top
of her training bra?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 02:13 PM (mf5HN)


*passes another blondie through USB port, in spite of nearly spewing tea all over my keyboard*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 02:15 PM (FsuaD)

44 Obama is an insult to sacks of shit everywhere. At least you can fertilize your garden with a sack of shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2015 02:15 PM (upitO)

45 >>And these slow-witted 14-year-olds tend to just repeat, in a twittering high pitched pre-pubescent voice, a dumbed-down version of Recieved Wisdom they've heard from "Cool Adults."

Hey, I have a 14 year and this is insulting to him. He's much smarter than Obama and...

No, wait, you're right, this is exactly what he does.

It's funny when he explains to the younger ones why they need to get a certain chore done NOW.

So moral authority. So knowing.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 06, 2015 02:15 PM (0xTsz)

46 40 He has the intellectual firepower of a college sophomore fourth grade short bus rider.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Paranoia Punch with Electrolytes at the Outrage Outlet! at February 06, 2015 02:15 PM (hLRSq)

FTFY

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 02:15 PM (2Ojst)

47 Strategic Patience, Indian Boy!!!

Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at February 06, 2015 02:15 PM (S0A/C)

48 He has the intellectual firepower of a college sophomore.

More like a High School Sophomore...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 06, 2015 02:15 PM (Bn6aD)

49 I was Knights Templar Preezy.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 02:15 PM (gwG9s)

50 I guess the President pulled a Brian Williams. He misremembered studying the Crusades. He actually just played Assassin's Creed.

Posted by: no good deed at February 06, 2015 02:15 PM (w3a0Z)

51 Our strategy is "Strategic Adolescence" as you have noted. Initially it was going to be called "Strategic Patience" but we realized that was a misstatement by the Press Office and that what we really meant all along was "Strategic Adolescence". So, Ace, we hate you and why do you always try to make us do things you want us to do?!?! I'll wait (patiently).

Posted by: Samantha Power, First Concubine at February 06, 2015 02:16 PM (FCsIb)

52 Most frightening is Mr. Obama's refusal to deal with the contemporary issues. It's not only disturbing that he's chosen to obfuscate and deflect, it's how he's chosen to do that. He immediately resorts to pathos arguments that are banal and somehow in his mind relate to a perceived privileged class. It's the same argument he makes when speaking about the 1# and financial issues. Only now it allegedly speaks to bias and tries to put us all in the "we're all imperfect" frame.

It's a pathetic joke. As Islamic Extremists slaughter people he's talking about the Middle Ages, as if it has any relations to today's issues. That's actually delusional.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2015 02:16 PM (GGCsk)

53 Anyone else get the sense Obama will be the first ex-pat American president? I get the sense as soon as he's finished (and doesn't get his magical third term) he's going to move to a country where he's more appreciated.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 06, 2015 02:16 PM (VAsIq)

54 "Pretentious Twaddle with Serious Demeanor for Dummies"

by Barky McFucknuts

#2,045,002 on Amazon, inching out Nancy Pelosi's "Gurlls or Whatevs"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 06, 2015 02:16 PM (Ks5+T)

55 We're way past the 'Is there something wrong with this man?' stage, and we're well into the 'What's wrong with him?' phase.

Is he a committed ideologue, soaked through with toxic beliefs formed by decades swimming in the Love Canal of progressive thought?

Is he an agent of a foreign power, or under the control of one? His actions are indistinguishable from what you'd expect from one.

Is he just microscopically shallow and, for all his credentials and vanity, uneducated and incurious?

Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2015 02:16 PM (o+SC1)

56 21 Insipid. Obama's commentary was insipid.
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 02:12 PM

The perfect word. I was having trouble getting past sophomoric, but I like insipid.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2015 02:16 PM (08Znv)

57 yep, OBama is boring and lazy and everything he'll ever know was instilled in his brain at a cocktail party in 1993.

This shit is lazy and boring. One of the benefits of being mildly curious is actually looking shit up when you are smeared by association to things. In this case, us cwazy cons are learning that "no the crusades were not so bad" and so on.

Obama's god like mind is full of mush like his slurpee speech in the ditch and the mess we're in with the folks who got us in the ditch. Or the crusades Or you didn't build that.

It shows his arrogant ignorance and a moral compass that has no bearing. All he cares about is destroying Christian White America because thecrusades, jim crow, and um Vietnam. If it takes millions of 3rd world illegals to do it, then fine. If america's original sins are unforgiveable, then who are we to blame Islam.

what an ass.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at February 06, 2015 02:16 PM (8UKC6)

58 Sorry to keep riding this same high horse, but the Crusades were justified wars to oppose Mohammedan violence, and the Inquisition (there were more than just the one) were actually civilizing influences on the fairly barbaric practices of the monarchs of the day.

And there's such a huge difference between "used to justify" and "actually under the auspices of" that I don't even understand why the throws slavery and Jim Crow in there, except as gratuitous cheap shots.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 02:16 PM (kff5f)

59 >>He is a dick. Always.

Word.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 02:16 PM (WvpaS)

60 You kinda expect the Lightworker to stop in the middle of one of his bullshit sessions he calls speeches and light a fart.

Posted by: maddogg at February 06, 2015 02:17 PM (xWW96)

61 Correct response to jug-eared fcuk:

"Who in here lived during the Crusades?
Who in here lived during the Inquisition?



Who here lives under the New Testament?

Because I'm ready to go Old Testament.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2015 02:17 PM (lwori)

62 40
He has the intellectual firepower of a college sophomore.



*glares*

Posted by: Mooch, Food Czar at February 06, 2015 02:17 PM (FsuaD)

63 ...so what you're hearing is Obama straining to remember, through a pottish
haze, what his dull 14-year-old boy brain heard from his communist
benefactors in the late sixties and early seventies.


Running. The. Country.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 06, 2015 02:17 PM (sH832)

64 "what you're hearing is Obama straining to remember, through a pottish haze, what his dull 14-year-old boy brain heard from his communist benefactors in the late sixties and early seventies."

----

oooh, that's gonna leave a fcuking mark

Posted by: Gwyneth's steaming hooha at February 06, 2015 02:17 PM (FdTDf)

65 He has the intellectual firepower of a college sophomore.

Posted by: Mikey NTH
--------------

And the sexual firepower of a 130-year-old Bob Dole.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 06, 2015 02:17 PM (VAsIq)

66 Who here lives under the New Testament?

Because I'm ready to go Old Testament.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2015 02:17 PM (lwori)

We're here to eat unleavened bread and slay Amalekites. And we're all out of bread.

Posted by: The Israelites at February 06, 2015 02:18 PM (2Ojst)

67 One has to wonder who writes this shit?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 06, 2015 02:18 PM (Bn6aD)

68 He has the intellectual firepower of a college sophomore.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Paranoia Punch with Electrolytes at the Outrage Outlet! at February 06, 2015 02:15 PM (hLRSq)


Dude. Come on, that was just low.

College sophomores have usually at least learned that their work has to get done on time.

He's more like a High School sophomore.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 02:18 PM (kff5f)

69 Brian Williams remembers the Crusades.
He had a one on one interview with Saladin.

Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 06, 2015 02:18 PM (cbfNE)

70 A statement of this kind, which has zero merit of any sort, is best responded to with a forceful punch to the face.

Repeated statements of this kind should result in repeated facepunches.

Eventually either they'll learn and stop saying them, or their jaw will break and they'll not be able to talk anymore. Either is a win frankly.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at February 06, 2015 02:18 PM (DT3rQ)

71 Hear that? That's my skull, dude! I am so wasted.

Posted by: Fast Times at Obama High at February 06, 2015 02:18 PM (VndSC)

72 Yeah, my 11 year old has a better grasp on current events than Obama. He could plainly see the folly of Obama's open borders/no travel ban approach to ebola, and he sure as hell can see the legitimate threat of the various (connected) Muslim terror groups.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 02:18 PM (WvpaS)

73 At the very least he continues his record of being wrong.

One of these days he will slip in a zinger and be right. But until then I'll continue to look at the opposite of what he says for the truth.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 06, 2015 02:18 PM (WNERA)

74 We call it "Tantric Strategerie" here at the White House. Our plans move slowly but reach an explosive conclusion.

Posted by: Susan Rice, Member, national Strategic Threesome at February 06, 2015 02:18 PM (FCsIb)

75 69 Brian Williams remembers the Crusades.
He had a one on one interview with Saladin.
Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 06, 2015 02:18 PM (cbfNE)

He brought a bottle of bacon ranch dressing with him, not realizing it was haram.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 02:19 PM (2Ojst)

76 Obama is such a dick.

Posted by: dogfish at February 06, 2015 02:19 PM (1vYi0)

77 and oh yea, if the Crusades had been successful, we wouldn't be dealing with this crap today.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 06, 2015 02:19 PM (27KAF)

78 To the Batcave, Robin!

Posted by: Caped Crusader at February 06, 2015 02:19 PM (VndSC)

79 You know what religion killed 250 million people in the 20th century?

Hint 1: It is Obama's favorite religion.

Hint 2: It is the democrat's favorite religion.

Hint 3: It will never be spoken ill of in the MSM.



Posted by: Jukin at February 06, 2015 02:19 PM (WGm5T)

80 You and I are of the same mind on this, Ace--except for one small matter.

. . .I am pro-thinking and enjoy feeling my brain at work.

While I acknowledge that reasonable minds may differ, I prefer to do that in the privacy of my own home, where cleanup is easier.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 06, 2015 02:19 PM (IAe6t)

81 Obama isn't stupid, it's that his worldview is base on lies and distortions of the truth taught to him at an early age. Therefore all his policies and beliefs are stupid. I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't anointed president and wasn't wrecking the country.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2015 02:19 PM (i55o+)

82 "Who in here lived during the Crusades?
Who in here lived during the Inquisition?

Now, who here lived through Lockerbie, 9/11, Beslan, Daniel Pearl having his head sawed off, buses blown up in London Spain, the Boston Marathon bombing, countless innocents murdered in cold-blood by ragheads screaming about their god, etc, etc, etc."

----

*Uncertainly raises hand*
"Maybe?"

Posted by: LIV at February 06, 2015 02:19 PM (VAsIq)

83 Brian Williams remembers the Crusades.
He had a one on one interview with Saladin.

Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 06, 2015 02:18 PM (cbfNE)


Wait, no. That was Vic.

Brian Williams often gets himself and Vic mixed up.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 02:19 PM (kff5f)

84 When I go full Bullworth, Reggie will have to play Halle Berry. 'Cause she's icky.

Posted by: SCOAMF at February 06, 2015 02:19 PM (f8y+G)

85 OBAMA'S REMARKS WERE BANANA AND OFFENSIVE???

Posted by: Al Sharpton at February 06, 2015 02:19 PM (DMJw2)

86 Some compare da Zero to a 14 year old boy. Myself compares him more accurately I think to a 14 year old girl.

Posted by: maddogg at February 06, 2015 02:20 PM (xWW96)

87 Jindal's comments are about as close to an atomic wedgie as anyone has given Precious Snowflake.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 02:20 PM (FsuaD)

88 79 - Environmentalism?

Posted by: Roy at February 06, 2015 02:20 PM (VndSC)

89 72 Yeah, my 11 year old has a better grasp on current events than Obama. He could plainly see the folly of Obama's open borders/no travel ban approach to ebola, and he sure as hell can see the legitimate threat of the various (connected) Muslim terror groups.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 02:18 PM (WvpaS)

Word. I occasionally tell my kids about what Barky's been up to, and even they think he's a total fcukstick (although they don't use that terminology).

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 02:20 PM (2Ojst)

90 Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.


This even makes more sense than what he blathers these days.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 06, 2015 02:20 PM (sH832)

91 The following non-violent response will also suffice:

http://youtu.be/LQCU36pkH7c

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at February 06, 2015 02:20 PM (DT3rQ)

92 You know who else constantly talks about stuff that happened eight hundred years ago? Al Qaeda and its offshoots.

Posted by: a balrog of morgoth at February 06, 2015 02:20 PM (Q9qpj)

93 30 Bitch meet slap.

Why oh why oh why does Jindal have to look like your 6th grade algebra teacher who took your Stretch Armstrong doll and moved you from the seat where you could look down Susie Perkins' shirt and see the top of her training bra?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 02:13 PM (mf5HN)



Well now we know why you don't like math.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 06, 2015 02:20 PM (z/Ubi)

94 I rescued Richard the Lionheart from a fire once.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 02:20 PM (8ZskC)

95 @35 If medieval Christianity was a threat, I'd be having more fun watching the news. Can you imagine Brian Williams trying to interview Basil Boulgaroktonos?
------------------------

I suspect that the vast majority of modern-day libs would freak out if they met most Medieval European leaders.

And not in a good way.

Posted by: junior at February 06, 2015 02:20 PM (UWFpX)

96 Obama is a teleprompter reader. His staff is full of 20/30 lefties that know NO history. They write stupid shit, he reads it.




Liberal talking points rule. Disinvest in Israel. These are his people.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 02:20 PM (0FSuD)

97 You know what religion killed 250 million people in the 20th century?

Hint 1: It is Obama's favorite religion.
Hint 2: It is the democrat's favorite religion.
Hint 3: It will never be spoken ill of in the MSM.


Atheism?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 02:20 PM (kff5f)

98 Just a reminder: What Obama had to say about his faith back in 2004.

http://tinyurl.com/o7f6jp6

Posted by: Hal at February 06, 2015 02:21 PM (hmPdt)

99
"Bobby Jindal to Obama: "The Medieval Christian Threat Is Under Control.""

Hmmm...I might be morphing into a Jindal fan.

Posted by: Lea at February 06, 2015 02:21 PM (lIU4e)

100 97 You know what religion killed 250 million people in the 20th century?

Hint 1: It is Obama's favorite religion.
Hint 2: It is the democrat's favorite religion.
Hint 3: It will never be spoken ill of in the MSM.

Atheism?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 02:20 PM (kff5f)

Statism.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 02:21 PM (2Ojst)

101 How about:

"KINETIC STRATEGIC PATIENCE"

Can I haz job in teenager's cabinet?

Posted by: Jukin at February 06, 2015 02:21 PM (WGm5T)

102 More like a High School Sophomore...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 06, 2015 02:15 PM (Bn6aD)



Pity we can't send him to his room.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Paranoia Punch with Electrolytes at the Outrage Outlet! at February 06, 2015 02:21 PM (hLRSq)

103
Susie Perkins filled out in high school.

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2015 02:21 PM (JtwS4)

104 >>...I don't even understand why the throws slavery and Jim Crow in there, except as gratuitous cheap shots.

Obama is the king of gratuitous cheap shots, especially when he can combine it with his other favorite tactic, playing the race card.

Anyone know if he was scratching his cheek w/his middle finger while he delivered this Prayer Breakfast nonsense?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 02:21 PM (WvpaS)

105 why doesn't Obama ever address the Moral equivalence of why the crusades happened? I mean if we're going to mention some Moral or equivalent acts Why only Half the equation?

Posted by: comrade at February 06, 2015 02:21 PM (nqBYe)

106 My Chief of Staff really doesn't think much of this strategy. He's thinking about going public with it.

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 06, 2015 02:22 PM (FCsIb)

107 >>I don't even understand why the throws slavery and Jim Crow in there, except as gratuitous cheap shots.

Because he is a blatant racist. I know we say this a lot but he is. From his crack about "average white person" which would have disqualified any Republican to the stocking of key positions throughout his administration with lesser but pigmentally correct people to his opening of the borders to 3rd world masses Obama does everything he can to insult, degrade and diminish white people.

It sucks to say that about the president of the US but he is a racist straight up as the cool kids would say.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2015 02:22 PM (g1DWB)

108 You know what religion killed 250 million people in the 20th century?
---------------

Climate Change?

No wait - that's the 21st Century.

Posted by: Roy at February 06, 2015 02:22 PM (VndSC)

109 Bobby Jindal needs to go back tohis 7-11 in Wilmington.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 06, 2015 02:22 PM (OD2ni)

110 Obama will be the most annoying, disgraceful ex-president ever.

Posted by: brak at February 06, 2015 02:07 PM (Tj+s6)


He'll have a long row to hoe. I' am still around

Posted by: Jimmah Carter, second worst president evah at February 06, 2015 02:22 PM (0FSuD)

111 What an asshole he is to say something this offensive at a prayer breakfast. Dickhead.

Posted by: L, elle at February 06, 2015 02:23 PM (2x3L+)

112 Brian Williams remembers the Crusades.
He had a one on one interview with Saladin.

And I bet his colleague Baba WaWa had an affair with Salidin.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2015 02:23 PM (08Znv)

113 Thank you, Jane. *noms*

That's awfully...specific.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 02:14 PM (2Ojst)



*shifty eyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 02:23 PM (mf5HN)

114 I'm beginning to think Jindal is the man for '16, or at least the vice man. This is weapons-grade snark, and he's deploying it. We need that.

Posted by: pep at February 06, 2015 02:23 PM (YXmuI)

115 and when he addresses KKK i wish He would fully out the party of jim crow.

all these half measures of misleading information

it's like it's purposeful.

Posted by: comrade at February 06, 2015 02:23 PM (nqBYe)

116 Hmmm...I might be morphing into a Jindal fan.
-----

Joooo!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 06, 2015 02:23 PM (VAsIq)

117 fructify....huh. I had to google. I guess I'm not as well read as I thought.

Posted by: Molly k. at February 06, 2015 02:23 PM (L0LTE)

118 These are the Deep Thoughts of the Fourteen Year Old.

If you watch @Midnight, Chris Hardwick spent three minutes of precious airtime ranting about why women's breasts are censored but men's breasts aren't. "Deep thoughts of the fourteen year old" succinctly sums up my impression of that idiocy.

Posted by: Hal at February 06, 2015 02:23 PM (hmPdt)

119 111 What an asshole he is...

----------

That applies universally.

Posted by: Roy at February 06, 2015 02:23 PM (VndSC)

120 Stragery!


Like telling your opponent you are planning to attack Mosul this summer.



Top Men!

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 02:24 PM (0FSuD)

121 Atheism?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 02:20 PM (kff5f)


Socialism/Communism/fascism/progressivism. The religion of the STATE.

Posted by: Jukin at February 06, 2015 02:24 PM (WGm5T)

122 79 You know what religion killed 250 million people in the 20th century?

Hint 1: It is Obama's favorite religion.

Hint 2: It is the democrat's favorite religion.

Hint 3: It will never be spoken ill of in the MSM.

Posted by: Jukin at February 06, 2015 02:19 PM (WGm5T)
============================

uh-oh. Socialism. (hangs head and slinks away shamefully)

Posted by: Hillary! at February 06, 2015 02:24 PM (FCsIb)

123 >>Word. I occasionally tell my kids about what Barky's been up to, and
even they think he's a total fcukstick (although they don't use that
terminology).

Heh. My son likes to say "Obama's a dick!" - and I did not teach him that. He watches the news and he can see it for himself.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 02:24 PM (WvpaS)

124 A polygamist father and a nymphomaniac mother can produce a child with issues.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 06, 2015 02:24 PM (40li+)

125
Guess what religion is slated to kill 250 M in the 21st century?
(Hint; Manbearpig is it's high priest)

Posted by: maddogg at February 06, 2015 02:24 PM (xWW96)

126 Obama isn't stupid, it's that his worldview is base on lies and distortions of the truth taught to him at an early age. Therefore all his policies and beliefs are stupid. I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't anointed president and wasn't wrecking the country.
Posted by: Dr Spank

And the ruling class talks like this. If you're in a university, you HAVE to talk like this.
And most of the LIVs know no better.
And it's easier than working. Win-win for JEF.

Posted by: Lord Aragont son of Arrowroot son of Arrowshirt at February 06, 2015 02:25 PM (Spluw)

127 Movie idea for Hollywood - group of plucky time travelers journey back to beat mohammed to death with his own goat.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 06, 2015 02:25 PM (27KAF)

128 I was Order of DeMolay. Stepping up to Knights Templar is no biggie.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2015 02:25 PM (lwori)

129 why does Obama embrace and caress /cover for the Religion that still legally enslave people today?

Posted by: comrade at February 06, 2015 02:25 PM (nqBYe)

130 Remember: The Medieval Christian Threat was a response to the Medieval Islamic Threat.

Criticizing the Christian Threat in the face of the Islamic Threat tells you all you need to know.

Posted by: CM at February 06, 2015 02:26 PM (0NdlF)

131 Heh. My son likes to say "Obama's a dick!" - and I did not teach him that. He watches the news and he can see it for himself.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 02:24 PM (WvpaS)

You've raised him right! *fistbump*

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 02:26 PM (2Ojst)

132 OBAMA'S REMARKS WERE BANANA AND OFFENSIVE???



Posted by: Al Sharpton at February 06, 2015 02:19 PM (DMJw2)



Banana Frappe. They're delicious.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Paranoia Punch with Electrolytes at the Outrage Outlet! at February 06, 2015 02:26 PM (hLRSq)

133 I don't think He's stupid, I think He's egotistical and believes the World revolves around Him and every stupid thing He mutters is the Gospel truth....

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 06, 2015 02:26 PM (Bn6aD)

134 I haven't bought a gun in a while. I think I need a new revolver.

Posted by: maddogg at February 06, 2015 02:27 PM (xWW96)

135 I may be misremembering, a la Brian Williams, but I'm pretty sure no Crusaders have killed anyone recently over cartoons.

Posted by: pep at February 06, 2015 02:27 PM (YXmuI)

136 My friends, we have nothing to fear in Barak Obama as president.

Posted by: John McCain, Card Carring Maverick at February 06, 2015 02:27 PM (WGm5T)

137 Remember: The Medieval Christian Threat was a response to the Medieval Islamic Threat.

And the Christians stopped once their initial objectives were achieved, and were largely merciful to prisoners.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 02:27 PM (kff5f)

138 119 111 What an asshole he is...

What an asshole he has....
FIFY

Posted by: Reggie at February 06, 2015 02:27 PM (VAsIq)

139 >>'m beginning to think Jindal is the man for '16, or at least the vice man. This is weapons-grade snark, and he's deploying it. We need that.

Does someone need to be...smoother to get the nomination?

We like this kind of talk, but if the RINOs faint, they can't vote for him in the primaries.

I have no idea, just thinking thoughts...

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 06, 2015 02:28 PM (0xTsz)

140 Stated another way, if I may, what we have here is the first "LoFo President."


Posted by: John Doe@AnotherQuidam at February 06, 2015 02:11 PM (g1MTt)
====================
Isn't that "Low-T"?

Posted by: Confucious at February 06, 2015 02:28 PM (jjaLl)

141 136 My friends, we have nothing to fear in Barak Obama as president.

Every time You say that it's like a knife in the Heart...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 06, 2015 02:28 PM (Bn6aD)

142 Maybe the Serbian fascist got stuck on the other thread....

Posted by: a balrog of morgoth at February 06, 2015 02:28 PM (Q9qpj)

143 Hah! Bulworth had Halle Berry, Obama has...Reggie Love?

Posted by: Fritz at February 06, 2015 02:28 PM (dVmLD)

144 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 02:27 PM (kff5f)

I see you beat me to that point already.

Comment first, read later - it's the Moron way!

Posted by: CM at February 06, 2015 02:29 PM (0NdlF)

145 @98

That is the biggest crock of shit I have read in a long time.



This man is a lying weasel.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 02:29 PM (0FSuD)

146

Obama's speechwriter:

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!"

Posted by: dan-O at February 06, 2015 02:29 PM (D0bIN)

147 Obama's speech was predictable. What I want to know is who attended that prayer breakfast. If anyone from my (Catholic) church was there, I'm contacting his office to ask why he didn't stand up and walk out.

Posted by: LadyS at February 06, 2015 02:29 PM (5dip8)

148 Question : Has Switzerland handled that threat from North Africa ? Or do they need more boulders ?

Signed The Roman Senate .

Posted by: Drpullit at February 06, 2015 02:29 PM (FBeqI)

149 Neil DeGrasse Tyson told me, and I quote, "I spoke with the crew on that helicopter, Brian, and they each told me to a man that your flight was taking RPG fire. One guy said "absolutely, Williams handled that firefight like a boss" Another said "It was harrowing, but Brian got me through it". The pilot said "thank the lord he was there, and able to wrestle the aircraft to the ground before taking out the enemy, singlehandedly".

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 02:29 PM (FCsIb)

150 NPD: See Barack H. Obama

Posted by: Psychological Disorders at February 06, 2015 02:29 PM (gwG9s)

151 Youal just a bunch of racists hatin on a strong black man tellin the truth.

Posted by: Donna Brazzile at February 06, 2015 02:29 PM (WGm5T)

152 But the crusades people!!

/sArc

Posted by: Kreplach at February 06, 2015 02:29 PM (reftz)

153 This is no different from people claiming that extremist Christians are the same as extremist "so-called' mohammadans.

The left has been equating abortion clinic shootings with airplanes flying into building for over a decade. Thay've had experience lying away every atrocity of the PLO, Fatah, Hezbollah, Hamas etc.

Posted by: Lord Aragont son of Arrowroot son of Arrowshirt at February 06, 2015 02:29 PM (Spluw)

154 Banana Frappe. They're delicious.

--

Banana fapping?

Posted by: Reggie at February 06, 2015 02:30 PM (VAsIq)

155 He is a dick.

He's happy to advance some leftist policies. Shit, I'll even give you that he'd even be willing to do some real work on occasion to advance some leftist policies.

But mostly he is enjoying very conspicuously doing whatever he wants at the expense of the fraction of America who work for a living and poking them in the eye every chance he gets.

He didn't necessarily say the high horse thing yesterday because he believes it (though maybe he does, who the fuck knows?), he said it because it would piss off all the right people.

"Yo, Axlhole, hold my beer and watch this! It's going to be funny as shit!!!"

He said it because he is a dick.

Posted by: Troll Feeder at February 06, 2015 02:30 PM (Nma1v)

156 Those Christians weren't so bad, in the context of that war.

Posted by: Saladin at February 06, 2015 02:30 PM (FCsIb)

157 Whatsername is gonna lay out the long term national defence strategy today I think. I expect a veritable Vesuvius of pure horse shit.

Posted by: maddogg at February 06, 2015 02:30 PM (xWW96)

158 >>I don't even understand why the throws slavery and Jim Crow in there, except as gratuitous cheap shots.

And they're not even the shots that Obama thinks they are.

Note that both slavery and Jim Crow were highly controversial from the start and were ultimately removed by Americans (at great cost in the case of slavery) based on appeals to Americans' Judeo-Christian values. So for all America's historical sins, we're also a self-reforming country driven in large part by religion.

Do I see any of this in the Muslim world? Nope.

Posted by: Maetenloch at February 06, 2015 02:31 PM (wqVD1)

159 If anyone from my (Catholic) church was there, I'm contacting his office to ask why he didn't stand up and walk out.
Posted by: LadyS

have you ever read the crap we publish? If it wasn't for the Bendictine Rule, we'd be doing an Allison Williams on him.

Posted by: US Conference of Bishops at February 06, 2015 02:31 PM (Spluw)

160 Barack Obama is a crossbow-loving crock of Shiite.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at February 06, 2015 02:31 PM (DT3rQ)

161 Note that both slavery and Jim Crow were highly controversial from the start and were ultimately removed by Americans (at great cost in the case of slavery) based on appeals to Americans' Judeo-Christian values.

Ahhh.. you read the post over at that blog I don't have, didn't you?

(It's okay to lie to me, just this once)

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 02:32 PM (kff5f)

162 @147 - yeah, had I been there it's unlikely I'd have been able to restrain my reaction.

Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2015 02:33 PM (o+SC1)

163 The third Matrix movie was the best!

#TruthBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 06, 2015 02:33 PM (VAsIq)

164 And the sexual firepower of a 130-year-old Bob Dole.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 06, 2015 02:17 PM (VAsIq)
-----------------------Gonna have to disagree with you there, boss! My balloon-knot gets him going like a methed-up spider monkey!

Posted by: Reggie Love! at February 06, 2015 02:33 PM (jjaLl)

165 Did somebody say paste?

I went to a Christian elementary school and they told me not to eat the paste. What a bunch of dicks.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 06, 2015 02:33 PM (WGm5T)

166 Do I see any of this in the Muslim world? Nope.

Posted by: Maetenloch at February 06, 2015 02:31 PM (wqVD1)

Logic, it be good!

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 02:33 PM (0FSuD)

167 So we've been sold out to the Persians, the Chicoms, the Russkys, the Hondurans, the ISISians, the State Department and the tsunami of border jumpers.
Sounds more like Strategic Suicide than Strategic Patience.

Posted by: Cit-Ron from Wazzustan at February 06, 2015 02:33 PM (uPxUo)

168 159. I know a great deal about the USCCB, unfortunately.

Posted by: LadyS at February 06, 2015 02:33 PM (5dip8)

169
OMG. I was thinking about AtC's rant and when I got past the Susie Perkins part I started to wonder if it were possible to get Jindal manned up a little.

So I went looking for his height and weight and I found this:

According to a source close to Louisiana's BobbyJindal, the governor has gained 13 pounds over the past few months. At 5'10", Jindal has always looked slight; this is the first indication that, with the 2016 election on the horizon, he is looking to beef up.

http://bit.ly/1FSA8el

NRO

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2015 02:34 PM (JtwS4)

170 Ace, I gotta ask - How did your brain even learn human speech?

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 06, 2015 02:34 PM (YYJjz)

171 That's Strategic Brown-nosing, bitchez!


Cuz that's what all the cool kids think.


*giggles in haze of smoke*

Posted by: Preezy Cakeboy at February 06, 2015 02:34 PM (KBvAm)

172 Mitt Romney's rich!

#TruthBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 06, 2015 02:34 PM (VAsIq)

173 I saw Pres. Obama's "get off your high horse" comment while getting ready for work this morning. Anyone else notice how he seemed hostile and defiant and paused in the middle as if waiting for an out-cry from the audience? Unhappily for him, the eeeeeeeeevil Christians (tm) were too polite, and didn't give him the response he was wanting.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 06, 2015 02:35 PM (YQ4mh)

174 All the "Cool Adults" the adolescent Obama knew were radicals and communists, and he has done far more pot than thinking since he heard these banal cliches, so what you're hearing is Obama straining to remember, through a pottish haze, what his dull 14-year-old boy brain heard from his communist benefactors in the late sixties and early seventies.

^^^THIS a thousand times!!
Ace is becoming influential (God help us) and may in time even be able to afford a groomer and imported Vodka, but until that happens I wish some talking head or high Republican official would speak this obvious truth out loud.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 06, 2015 02:35 PM (nSj9w)

175 The reason the horse was high? I shared some choom!

#TruthBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 06, 2015 02:35 PM (VAsIq)

176 "(It's okay to lie to me, just this once)"

Posted by: AllenG


If you like your crusader, you can keep your crusader.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Paranoia Punch with Electrolytes at the Outrage Outlet! at February 06, 2015 02:35 PM (hLRSq)

177 No more pork in America. Our effort is to achieve some friendship with our muslim friends and America will therefore no longer eat pork.

Posted by: Michelle, Queen Of All at February 06, 2015 02:35 PM (FCsIb)

178 >>>Note that both slavery and Jim Crow were highly controversial from the start and were ultimately removed by Americans



You spelled Yankees wrong.

Posted by: Garrett at February 06, 2015 02:36 PM (rX4Lr)

179 You know who needs to get off their high horse?
Everyone who invokes "Jim Crow" as a big "shut up" to anyone who disagrees with the progressive agenda.

95% of people alive today neither perpetrated nor suffered under Jim Crow.
And, at its very worst, the Jim Crow laws were undertaken in relatively few places in this country, were never about killing people, and were roundly repudiated by a country that ultimately embraced the MLK philosophy of a color blind America.

Want to be treated according to the content of your character? Fine.
You think I owe you something special because someone dead, unrelated to me, once did something bad to someone distantly related to you? Suck it beoch.

Posted by: NYC Parent Now With Added Bile at February 06, 2015 02:36 PM (2vI/3)

180 They weren't "polite." They were cowardly, or stupid, likely both.

Posted by: LadyS at February 06, 2015 02:36 PM (5dip8)

181 5 reasons why the Christian Crusades are important to today's muslim reaction to western civilization.


Posted by: Matt Yglesias at February 06, 2015 02:36 PM (WGm5T)

182 @135 I may be misremembering, a la Brian Williams, but I'm pretty sure no Crusaders have killed anyone recently over cartoons.
---------------------------

Maybe some luckless German soldier managed to tick off the wrong British tank with some impromptu artwork in North Africa?

Posted by: junior at February 06, 2015 02:36 PM (UWFpX)

183 No more pork in America. Our effort is to achieve some friendship with our muslim friends and America will therefore no longer eat pork.

Mmmm...

Who's up for shooting some wild hogs from a helicopter?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 02:36 PM (kff5f)

184 Obama got everything he know's about the crusades from watching Kingdom of Heaven.

Posted by: steevy at February 06, 2015 02:37 PM (v5UtH)

185 177
No more pork in America. Our effort is to achieve some friendship with
our muslim friends and America will therefore no longer eat pork.

Posted by: Michelle, Queen Of All at February 06, 2015 02:35 PM (FCsIb)


Bitch, that's not going to work.

Posted by: Sylvia's Restaurant at February 06, 2015 02:37 PM (0FSuD)

186 >>>we're also a self-reforming country driven in large part by religion.

Do I see any of this in the Muslim world? Nope.

Posted by: Maetenloch at February 06, 2015 02:31 PM (wqVD1)<<<

Sure. We re-form people all the time.


Throwing acid will re-form an woman or school girls' face.


A good beheading will re-form your height.


Setting someone ablaze will re-form any pesky skin conditions.

Posted by: re-formist Mohammedans at February 06, 2015 02:37 PM (f8y+G)

187 To repeat:

Barack Hussein Obama: The Intellectual Power of Zippy the Pinhead, the Morale Grounding of Lenin, the Political Messaging of Goebbels, the Work Ethic of a Hobo, the Golf Game of Al Czervik, the Sexual Proclivities of Liberace, and the Unjustified Ego of John McCain.


Posted by: Sharkman at February 06, 2015 02:38 PM (72D6h)

188 My mom was a bit of a slut!

#TruthBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 06, 2015 02:38 PM (VAsIq)

189 178 >>>Note that both slavery and Jim Crow were highly controversial from the start and were ultimately removed by Americans
You spelled Yankees wrong.
Posted by: Garrett at February 06, 2015 02:36 PM (rX4Lr)


Well if Obama is going to conflate all bad thing into 'America' , then I'll do the same for the good things.

Posted by: Maetenloch at February 06, 2015 02:38 PM (wqVD1)

190 I might add that since he was a teenager he has totes changed his mind about the Religion he spent years in a Madrassa learning.
But the Marxist thing he figured out one night on acid, well, that stuck.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 06, 2015 02:39 PM (nSj9w)

191 Of course, Obama never challenges himself.

And lest we get on our high horse and think this is unique to some other place, remember that during the Soviet Union and the Cultural Revolution, people committed terrible deeds in the name of Social Justice. In our home country, murder and eugenics all too often was justified in the name of Social Justice.

That's what should be said.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 06, 2015 02:39 PM (L2xDv)

192 What if the blue I see is different from the blue you see?!

#TruthBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 06, 2015 02:39 PM (VAsIq)

193 Want to be treated according to the content of your character?

That's the last thing anyone who voted for TFG because he's black would ever want.

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 06, 2015 02:39 PM (ZKzrr)

194 Midlevel Christians are evil and racist but mostly racist.They be cruzin the muslim street showin no RSPECT.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at February 06, 2015 02:39 PM (WGm5T)

195 Posted by: Sharkman at February 06, 2015 02:38 PM (72D6h)

Hmmm... needs some work. If we did it right, we could have him saying "SHAZAM!" (or whatever) and turning into Captain SCOAMT.

He'd be sure to get his own comic book in no time.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 02:40 PM (kff5f)

196
>>>>I am pro-thinking and enjoy feeling my brain at work.

Yuor brain doesn't have any nerve endings, science moranz!

Posted by: Bigby's Chopsticks at February 06, 2015 02:40 PM (3ZtZW)

197 Bobby Jindal is a poopy-head!!!

#TruthBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 06, 2015 02:40 PM (VAsIq)

198 Thousand Island dressing?

It's just ketchup, mayo, and relish.

#TRUTHBOMB

Posted by: Pres. TFG at February 06, 2015 02:41 PM (DMJw2)

199 TFG has all the depth of a college freshman after a Zinn history class.


Posted by: PJ at February 06, 2015 02:41 PM (cHuNI)

200 To be fair, Bulworth dropped a few truth bombs on the left too:

Bulworth to black audience explaining how the Democratic party screws them and takes them for granted: "So what're you going to do? Vote Republican? Come on ! Come on! you're not going to vote Republican. Let's call a spade a spade...You can have a Billion Man March ! If you don't put down that malt liquor and chicken wings and get behind someone other than a running back who stabs his wife, you're NEVER gonna get rid of somebody like me.!"

Posted by: Compl at February 06, 2015 02:41 PM (Xv7f/)

201 >>Well if Obama is going to conflate all bad thing into 'America' , then I'll do the same for the good things.

I think Garrett's snark was a bit more subtle. And regional.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2015 02:41 PM (g1DWB)

202 Jindal is not a true Christian and saying things like this won't make him white.

Posted by: Douchebag at Salon at February 06, 2015 02:41 PM (WGm5T)

203 Psst! Wanna see heads explode?

Note that both slavery and Jim Crow were highly controversial from the start and were ultimately removed by Americans Republicans

Truth, it hurts soooooooo bad...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at February 06, 2015 02:42 PM (DT3rQ)

204 TFG has all the depth of a college freshman after a Zinn history class.

He has the depth of a Texas parking lot puddle.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 02:42 PM (kff5f)

205 If nothing else, I'd nominate Bobby Jindal as Secretary of Ridicule.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 06, 2015 02:42 PM (RT7mm)

206 Posted by: Sharkman at February 06, 2015 02:38 PM (72D6h)

Wow; That was quite something. Thx for putting it all together like that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2015 02:43 PM (DXzRD)

207 188
My mom was a bit of a slut!



#TruthBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 06, 2015 02:38 PM (VAsIq)

Obama's mom, putting class into class. LOW CLASS.


http://tinyurl.com/7at57vl

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 02:43 PM (0FSuD)

208 Thousand Island dressing?

It's just ketchup, mayo, and relish.

#TRUTHBOMB

======

Substitute chili sauce for the ketchup and put in some finely diced hard-boiled egg, and you're talking some mighty fine 1000 Island dressing and sandwich spread.

Posted by: Guy who worked at restaurant at February 06, 2015 02:43 PM (Xv7f/)

209 After being attacked in the East, losing substantial holdings and traditionally Christian Communities, all the way out to Asia Minor. After attack and conquest on the Holy Land, converting by the Sword, subjugating all others. After the conquest of Spain and the loss of the Iberian Peninsula. After attacks on Southern Italy! After the attack on Rome ITSELF with both Old St. Peter's and St. Paul's Beyond the Wall sacked!!!!!! After the Byzantine Emporer asked for help because he did not think he could hold the remainder of Asia Minor against the Seljuq Turks.

Then

Finally

After being Christendom attacked for HUNDREDS OF YEARS.

Pope Urban II declared the First Crusade to start fighting back.

F*** Barack Obama and his moral equivalency.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 06, 2015 02:43 PM (0q2P7)

210 We need to be respcetful of the ISIS soldiers who, like Sgt. Bergdahl, serve their cause with honor and distonction.

Posted by: Susan Rice at February 06, 2015 02:43 PM (OD2ni)

211 No more pork in America. Our effort is to achieve some friendship with our muslim friends and America will therefore no longer eat pork.
Posted by: Michelle, Queen Of All a


No bacon?
Instant War of Northern Agression II

Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2015 02:44 PM (lwori)

212 TFG has all the depth of a college freshman after a Zinn history class.

-------

MATT DAMON

Posted by: Matt Damon, intellectual at February 06, 2015 02:45 PM (VAsIq)

213 Bobby Jindal is low-key for a politician but every time Jindal says something on any given national issue he says something insightful and significant. He cuts straight through the shit.

Maybe 'low-key' isn't what the GOP needs for its candidate when we go against Hillary, but it's nice to know Jindal is one of our choices.

Posted by: troyriser at February 06, 2015 02:45 PM (CAJL/)

214 I'm mortified at what i did in your mouth after i misrememberd that I said I wouldn't do the thing I, in fact, did do. But you can trust me next time because I'm mortified.

Posted by: Bryin Williams at February 06, 2015 02:45 PM (WGm5T)

215 Calories in Cum?


10 per oz


#Truthbomb

Posted by: Barney at February 06, 2015 02:45 PM (0FSuD)

216 What about scarecrow's brain?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 06, 2015 02:45 PM (W5DcG)

217 My kids? Not really sure if they're mine.

#TruthBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 06, 2015 02:46 PM (VAsIq)

218 He'd be sure to get his own comic book in no time.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 02:40 PM (kff5f)

I'll work on that tonight. I just poured that out of my head during a 2 minute break between meetings.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 06, 2015 02:47 PM (72D6h)

219 Christianity? Not really sure what that is.

#TruthBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 06, 2015 02:47 PM (VAsIq)

220 ick.

Posted by: ew at February 06, 2015 02:47 PM (nqBYe)

221 John McCain's kind of a tool.

#TruthBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 06, 2015 02:47 PM (VAsIq)

222 "Not really sure if they're mine. "

Definitely not that younger one #sorry

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 02:48 PM (MYCIw)

223 Brb, gotta run out and get a second mortgage so I can bet it all on our next post being a Podcast.

Posted by: Garrett at February 06, 2015 02:48 PM (rX4Lr)

224 Posted by: Barney at February 06, 2015 02:45 PM (0FSuD)

NDT socking at the HQ?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 06, 2015 02:48 PM (RT7mm)

225
It's the 25th anniversary of BHO being elected president of the Harvard Law Review. HuffPo excerpts the NYT piece from that day:

In the 1990 interview, Obama told the Times that he believed his election showed "a lot of progress."
"'It's encouraging," he said. "But it's important that stories like mine aren't used to say that everything is O.K. for blacks. You have to remember that for every one of me, there are hundreds or thousands of black students with at least equal talent who don't get a chance."
The profile explained that the president of the Review "usually goes on to serve as a clerk for a judge on the Federal Court of Appeals for a year, and then as a clerk for an associate justice of the Supreme Court." Obama followed a less conventional path, it seems.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2015 02:49 PM (JtwS4)

226 Honestly, I wouldn't know the difference between Wagyu and Walmart beef if you didn't tell me, and I like dog better anyway.

Posted by: Preezy Obreezy at February 06, 2015 02:49 PM (DT3rQ)

227 I have heard from a very good friend of governor Jindal that he has not paid any taxes in the last ten years.

Posted by: Accused pederast Harry Reid at February 06, 2015 02:49 PM (WGm5T)

228
D's now: ObamaCare. It's the law.

D's then: Jim Crow. It's the law.

Posted by: Mega at February 06, 2015 02:49 PM (hHFOx)

229 Tom Coton says the only problem with Guatanamo is too many empty beds and too many living terrorists

Posted by: Hectors Wife at February 06, 2015 02:50 PM (zOTsN)

230 Why does no one ever tell me the important things?

Posted by: Susie Perkins at February 06, 2015 02:51 PM (NPY82)

231 I guess one can't really expect a man (who claims to be Christian) who says "Sin is being out of alignment with my values" to have any kind of personal or spiritual depth or understanding whatsoever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2015 02:51 PM (DXzRD)

232 Pretty sure how to catch Reggie's dick in my fart box.

#TruthBomb

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at February 06, 2015 02:51 PM (WGm5T)

233 >>The profile explained that the president of the Review "usually goes
on to serve as a clerk for a judge on the Federal Court of Appeals for a
year, and then as a clerk for an associate justice of the Supreme
Court."


Yeah, but that would require actual work, and having to meet high (intellectual) standards. No goofing off or doing the bare minimum woud be accepted.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 02:52 PM (WvpaS)

234 2004 Chicago:

OBAMA:
"Like the right to choose.
I haven't been challenged in those direct ways. And to that extent, I give the public a lot of credit. I'm always struck by how much common sense the American people have. They get confused sometimes, watch FoxNews or listen to talk radio. That's dangerous sometimes. But generally, Americans are tolerant and I think recognize that faith is a personal thing, and they may feel very strongly about an issue like abortion or gay marriage, but if they discuss it with me as an elected official they will discuss it with me in those terms and not, say, as 'you call yourself a Christian.' I cannot recall that ever happening."

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 06, 2015 02:52 PM (nSj9w)

235 Street is my more natural language

#TroofBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 06, 2015 02:52 PM (VAsIq)

236 Late to the party again. That work thing gets in the way. Anyhoo.

" We will be happy to keep an eye out for runaway Christians, but it would be nice if he would face the reality of the situation today. The Medieval Christian threat is under control, Mr. President. Please deal with the Radical Islamic threat today."

Love. Him.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 06, 2015 02:53 PM (oa/c7)

237 Evian is 'naive' backwards.

#TRUTHBOMB

Posted by: Pres. TFG at February 06, 2015 02:53 PM (DMJw2)

238 The profile explained that the president of the Review "usually goes

on to serve as a clerk for a judge on the Federal Court of Appeals for a

year, and then as a clerk for an associate justice of the Supreme

Court."

Well that also assumes that the president of the Review actually publishes something in the Review.

Posted by: Jukin at February 06, 2015 02:53 PM (WGm5T)

239 Imma strap a #truthbomb to my chest and walk into a Den of LIES!

Posted by: Bigby's Chopsticks at February 06, 2015 02:53 PM (3ZtZW)

240 Mitt Romney earned a dual MBA/JD. GPA: 3.97. BH Obama: not so much.

Posted by: Harvard U. at February 06, 2015 02:54 PM (gwG9s)

241 racecar is the same forwards and backwards. So is boob.

#TroofBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 06, 2015 02:54 PM (VAsIq)

242 Koala bears have a bifurcated penis.

#TRUTHBOMB

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at February 06, 2015 02:55 PM (WGm5T)

243
>>>Evian is 'naive' backwards.

"Navigator" can be rearranged to spell VAGINA ROT

#Truthbomb

Posted by: Bigby's Chopsticks at February 06, 2015 02:55 PM (3ZtZW)

244 I subscribe to Ron Paul's newsletters.

#TruthBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 06, 2015 02:55 PM (VAsIq)

245
OMG Ace.
Second thread in a row I read what I had just been thinking.
Wierd.
The next time some sort of "Choom Gang" type membership appears on a presidential candidate's resume, for God's sake, really now.

Posted by: Justamom at February 06, 2015 02:55 PM (Sptt8)

246 racecar is the same forwards and backwards. So is boob.

#TroofBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 06, 2015 02:54 PM (VAsIq)


Yes. That's called a "palindrome." Which isn't one.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 02:55 PM (kff5f)

247 "the right to choose"

Oh, you mean how you voted 3 times to let born children suffocate in a soiled utility room because calling in another doctor to save them would "burden the mother's choice to abort"?

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 02:55 PM (MYCIw)

248 It was good to have Obama confirm to me that Christianity has been stuck in the medieval era of the Inquisition and the Crusades for centuries while the islamic world has wisely used 13 centuries of progress to graduate to using gasoline to incinerate its live prisoners, rather than camel dung!

I just wish Obama had given more details about the many major bitter battles that islam has fought to eradicate the scourge of slavery from sharia law and islam itself.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2015 02:56 PM (ftVQq)

249 In college I counted seventy-three angels dancing on the head of a pin.

#TruthBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 06, 2015 02:56 PM (VAsIq)

250 Obama being so vapid is a problem to the credibility of the office of President.

Couldn't we take a lesson from the past and have Obama memorize 50 or so answers to international and domestic political questions, along with hand and facial gestures to go along with what is being said, so that even though Obama wouldn't understand what he is saying, at least he would appear intelligent?

It worked with Sarah Palin.

Posted by: jwest at February 06, 2015 02:56 PM (9ZZd+)

251 The muslim call to prayer is the most beautiful sound in the world.

#TRUTHBOMB

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at February 06, 2015 02:56 PM (WGm5T)

252 Oh, you mean how you voted 3 times to let born children suffocate in a soiled utility room because calling in another doctor to save them would "burden the mother's choice to abort"?

----------

Sucks to be an African-American baby.

#TruthBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 06, 2015 02:57 PM (VAsIq)

253 Dog tastes a lot like chicken.

#TRUTHBOMB

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at February 06, 2015 02:57 PM (WGm5T)

254 Something every moron needs. A $15 million ship for only $180,000.


Your tax dollars at work.



http://tinyurl.com/n897b5n

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 02:58 PM (0FSuD)

255 Obama being so vapid is a problem to the credibility of the office of President.

Him getting elected and re-elected is a deathblow to the credibility of our current electoral system, from the electorate on up.

Posted by: Preezy Obreezy at February 06, 2015 02:58 PM (DT3rQ)

256 24 Average Democrat and ProgMedia asshole hasn't changed a political belief since they were in high school.

They took it as received wisdom and just keep repeating it till they die.

Described My Sister to a tee...
_____________________________

Described my entire family to a tee. Got into a fight with BIL over this very subject. His argument was the same: Crusades, Salem witch trials, Joan d'Arc, Inquisition. So what are we to say to the warring Muslims today? "Go ahead, it's your turn now."??

Posted by: fly gal at February 06, 2015 02:58 PM (8TdcF)

257 My 15-year old nephew is a lot smarter and more thoughtful than Obama.

Actually, that's damning with faint praise, because he really is a smart one.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 06, 2015 02:58 PM (oa/c7)

258 I sneak Twinkies when Michelle's not looking.

#TruthBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 06, 2015 02:58 PM (VAsIq)

259 Stanky traitor sock off.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at February 06, 2015 02:58 PM (DT3rQ)

260 Palin Drome? The airport in Wasilla.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2015 02:58 PM (xq1UY)

261 Mr. President I'll get off my high horse when you get off your horse high.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 06, 2015 02:59 PM (kQBSd)

262 My 2 year old is smarter than Obama.

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 02:59 PM (MYCIw)

263 Nood.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 02:59 PM (kff5f)

264 I sneak Twinkies when Michelle's not looking.

#TruthBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama
------------

And I ain't talkin' bout the Hostess kind

#TruthBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 06, 2015 02:59 PM (VAsIq)

265 187 To repeat:

Barack Hussein Obama: The Intellectual Power of Zippy the Pinhead, the Morale Grounding of Lenin, the Political Messaging of Goebbels, the Work Ethic of a Hobo Bum, the Golf Game of Al Czervik, the Sexual Proclivities of Liberace, and the Unjustified Ego of John McCain.


Posted by: Sharkman at February 06, 2015 02:38 PM (72D6h)

Hobos drift around looking for work. And shotguns. But mostly work.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 03:00 PM (2Ojst)

266 I'm so sorry, I misremembered.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 03:00 PM (kff5f)

267 Put.It.On.The.Prompter.

Posted by: POTUS du jour at February 06, 2015 03:00 PM (gwG9s)

268 See, I think Christians should take all this on in the opposite way and all go out and get monk's tonsures and start a-burninatin' things and sech

Posted by: Bigby's Chopsticks at February 06, 2015 03:00 PM (3ZtZW)

269 Watching Bryan Williams' daughter get her kazoo played... not a turn on.

Giving Reggie the old rusty trombone, however... Hnnnnnnng!

# truth bomb

Posted by: Present Barry at February 06, 2015 03:01 PM (WKNX4)

270 Okay. We can't call him a Mohammedan for some reason (even though every indication is that he's a Mohammedan).

Can we at least call him an Apologist for Terror?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 03:01 PM (kff5f)

271 254 Something every moron needs. A $15 million ship for only $180,000.



I've got a spare 180K, where do I write the check?

Posted by: jwest at February 06, 2015 03:02 PM (9ZZd+)

272 In college, I discovered nothing satisfies the munchies after a long choom session than a delicious hard cock.

#TRUTHBOMB

Posted by: Barak Obama at February 06, 2015 03:02 PM (jjaLl)

273 For those of you who were wondering why Obama threw in the cheap shots about Jim Crow, the reason why he did it was to innoculate his argument against a counterargument that America had nothing to do with the Crusades.
The argument that the Crusades had something to do with religion is a strong one, but it has nothing to do with America.
The argument that Jim Crow has something to do with religion is a weak one, but it is an American phenomenon. He needs the religious connection and the American connection to get the rhetorical effect he's looking for, and since no single example will do, he had to conflate the two.

Posted by: French Quarter Floating Man at February 06, 2015 03:02 PM (jMgf/)

274
People don't even understand what Apologist means anymore, so no.

Posted by: Bigby's Chopsticks at February 06, 2015 03:02 PM (3ZtZW)

275 So, Saladin was the cool one, right? All knightly virtue, a fair dealer, merciful.
Saladin was a Kurd, fighting for a Kurdish state. How about some help then?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2015 03:02 PM (xq1UY)

276 'Taco cat' is also a palindrome:

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/taco-cat

Read the "don't wear this shirt if" section, though.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 06, 2015 03:02 PM (0xTsz)

277 OT, news you can use.
http://www.professorbeer.com/articles/skunked_beer.html

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 06, 2015 03:03 PM (ZKzrr)

278 I drank Hurricane Katrina flood water. I got dysentery. My daughter got dysentery by other means.

Posted by: Brian Willaims at February 06, 2015 03:03 PM (gwG9s)

279 "The Medieval Christian threat is under control, Mr. President."

I think that is what the Obama's adult-adolescents would call a "sick burn"

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 06, 2015 03:04 PM (1BQGO)

280 People don't even understand what Apologist means anymore, so no.

So?

Most people don't even know that palindrome is a word.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 03:04 PM (kff5f)

281 11
Just one time when someone pulls this moral equivalent bs between
Christianity and Islam I would like a politician to stand up and say,
"Oh, then how many none year old girls did Christ rape?"

*
*
This looks like a job for Joe Wilson . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2015 03:04 PM (yT080)

282 273 For those of you who were wondering why Obama threw in the cheap shots about Jim Crow, the reason why he did it was to innoculate his argument against a counterargument that America had nothing to do with the Crusades.
The argument that the Crusades had something to do with religion is a strong one, but it has nothing to do with America.
The argument that Jim Crow has something to do with religion is a weak one, but it is an American phenomenon. He needs the religious connection and the American connection to get the rhetorical effect he's looking for, and since no single example will do, he had to conflate the two.
Posted by: French Quarter Floating Man at February 06, 2015 03:02 PM (jMgf/)


Good observation. But it's still sophomoric. Literally, it was probably written by a college sophomore.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 06, 2015 03:05 PM (L2xDv)

283 Just saw a funny meme.

"The crusaders weren't like Isis...they just fought ISIS the first time around"

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 03:05 PM (MYCIw)

284
The Da Vinci Code was FOR REALZ and the Medieval EVILness is *still* going on!

Posted by: Bigby's Chopsticks at February 06, 2015 03:05 PM (3ZtZW)

285 AllenG's sock made me go look for nood. I need to pay closer attention.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 06, 2015 03:05 PM (sjdRT)

286 AllenG's sock made me go look for nood. I need to pay closer attention.

I thought it was clever.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 03:05 PM (kff5f)

287 OMG, shirt.woot already has a left-shark shirt.

I love these.

http://shirt.woot.com/top20?ref=cnt_swp_top

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 06, 2015 03:06 PM (0xTsz)

288 Bravo Ace.

However, there is an error here:

"so what you're hearing is Obama straining to remember, through a pottish haze, what his dull 14-year-old boy brain heard from his communist benefactors in the late sixties and early seventies."

You've moved Obama's life story up by a decade and made him of the Baby Boomer generation.

In the late '60s and early '70s he was still a little kid attending an Islamic madrassa in Indonesia.

What you're thinking of is the late '70s and early '80s when he went to occidental and Columbia where by his own words he was indoctrinated into academic Marxism.

I truly believe that the communism of his mother and of Frank Marshall Davis only sort of rubbed off on his in a generalized non-specific way the way that little kids imitate their parents' mannerisms. The real intellectual poison came in college.

Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2015 03:06 PM (K4YiS)

289 Posted by: NYC Parent Now With Added Bile at February 06, 2015 02:36 PM (2vI/3)

Strange that in the US today there are no living persons that were ever "legally" slaves within the United States, there are few, if any, living persons that were children of "legal" slaves within the United States, but there are slaves alive today in islamic countries based on an interpretation of sharia law. Yet the key thing that concerns Barky is Jim Crow (a Democrat gift that keeps on giving), with a subtext of reparations that need to be forcibly extracted from "whitey"!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2015 03:06 PM (ftVQq)

290 So hey, if talking about what Christians were doing a millennium ago is relevant to current discussions, can we talk about how leftists were liquidating people by the millions a couple of generations ago in the USSR, China, Cambodia, etc?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2015 03:07 PM (78TbK)

291 http://tinyurl.com/n897b5n

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 02:58 PM (0FSuD)



I saw the video, do you have a link to the article about its sale?

Posted by: jwest at February 06, 2015 03:07 PM (9ZZd+)

292 Shouldn't Jindal be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzy-Wuzzies or something?

/Hipster who hate the sick burn

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 06, 2015 03:07 PM (YYJjz)

293
When I saw the body floating in the French Quarter, it may have been an illusion because I was suffering from dysentery and rectumitis, where the optic nerve becomes crossed with the rectum and I had a shitty outlook on the end game because of George Bush' intransigence.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 03:07 PM (P330y)

294 Can TFG please not piss in my Corn Flakes this morning.

Posted by: Americas Daily Breakfast Prayer at February 06, 2015 03:08 PM (DL2i+)

295 Literally, it was probably written by a college sophomore.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 06, 2015 03:05 PM (L2xDv)

So, Jen Psaki is moonlighting?

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2015 03:08 PM (ftVQq)

296 Old News: Burning some guy alive a couple of days ago

The New Hotness: The 11th siege of Jerusalem (out of 16 total sieges)

Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2015 03:09 PM (78TbK)

297 "For those of you who were wondering why Obama threw in the cheap shots about Jim Crow..."

I'm thinking it was using the race shield. Once it has been used, any criticisms of his idiot words will be attacked as racist. He has always relied on this defense to protect him from critics but this time it was very explicit.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 06, 2015 03:09 PM (1BQGO)

298 OT - Houthi rebels claim they have taken over Yemen and dissolved Parliament.

http://tinyurl.com/p9cko2q

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 06, 2015 03:09 PM (4+IgA)

299 Obligatory: http://bit.ly/1CKBffk

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 03:09 PM (mf5HN)

300 Over 20 comments without hearing from me. I have trouble not inserting myself into every issue.

#TruthBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 06, 2015 03:09 PM (VAsIq)

301 Eskimos have 40 words for 'snow.'

#TRUTHBOMB

Posted by: Pres. TFG at February 06, 2015 03:09 PM (DMJw2)

302 Jim Crow...yet another Democrat Party policy that failed America

Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2015 03:10 PM (78TbK)

303 BOOBY JINDAL NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE FOR INFINITY CENTURIES OF HINDUS and rap music, because.

Posted by: Bigby's Chopsticks at February 06, 2015 03:10 PM (3ZtZW)

304 I thought it was clever.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 03:05 PM (kff5f)

------------------
That was a good one.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 06, 2015 03:10 PM (jjaLl)

305 Houthi rebels claim they have taken over Yemen and dissolved Parliament.
___
WINNING!

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 06, 2015 03:10 PM (78TbK)

306 Even I'm stumped about how I won the Nobel Peace Prize.

#TruthBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 06, 2015 03:10 PM (VAsIq)

307 Your child's lunch is a threat, but this ISIS stuff is overblown hypocritical hype.

#truthbomb

Posted by: Mega at February 06, 2015 03:11 PM (hHFOx)

308 Wasn't Jim Crow the fella that made booze in the White House back in 1776?

Posted by: Fritz at February 06, 2015 03:11 PM (UzPAd)

309 Anyone seen Michelle lately? Is she out hoeing her garden?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 06, 2015 03:11 PM (oDCMR)

310 "The Medieval Christian threat is under control, Mr. President."
___
They want to steal our precious bodily fluids!

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 06, 2015 03:11 PM (78TbK)

311 Lol wow...harsh. Haha

Posted by: Stephanie at February 06, 2015 03:12 PM (sF0CB)

312 Reggie and I have 40 words for "I'm on the bottom"

#TRUTHBOMB

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 06, 2015 03:12 PM (jjaLl)

313 >>Eskimos have 40 words for 'snow.'

#TRUTHBOMB

And I have 40 words for buggery.

Posted by: Barry Obama at February 06, 2015 03:12 PM (3rrMW)

314 But yes, Ace is exactly right: Obama bringing up "the Crusades!!1!!11" is the most juvenile of HuffPo comment retorts, one that gets debunked 10,000 times per day, and then gets repeated 10,000 times the next day by mouth-breathing progtards, every day of the year.

It is in fact the argument that Ben Affleck and his fellow proggies tried to silence Bill maher with when Maher said that Islam is currently a threat. They retorted, "Oh, but Christianity blah blah blah 800 years ago!!", and that's when Maher went ballistic on them.

The argument actually rebuts itself, because if the best example you can come up with dates back to the Middle Ages, that means (ta da!) that Christianity went through a reformation 'n' shit, and no longer is the Big Bad Force for Evil that it's portrayed as in The Olden Dayes.

Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2015 03:12 PM (K4YiS)

315 Obama's speech at the prayer frankly didn't move my rage meter at all.
It was just one more piece of sophomore twaddle by the master of sophomoric twaddle-a vapid twit and deeply shallow thinker with insufficient intellectual fire power to see through the thin veil of his own bullshit.
Run on sentence alert.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2015 03:12 PM (xNkaN)

316 Your child's lunch is a threat, but this ISIS stuff is overblown hypocritical hype.
___
You sir are on fire. Err. Actually wait that's me.

Posted by: Lt. Muath al-Kaseasbeh at February 06, 2015 03:12 PM (78TbK)

317 Anyone seen Michelle lately? Is she out hoeing her garden?

---

Nah--she's hoeing in the Lincoln bedroom.

#TruthBomb

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 06, 2015 03:13 PM (VAsIq)

318
OT - Houthi rebels claim they have taken over Yemen and dissolved Parliament.


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 06, 2015 03:09 PM (4+IgA)

Strategic Patience!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2015 03:13 PM (ftVQq)

319 I don't feel too good.

Posted by: the president of yemen at February 06, 2015 03:13 PM (2KB+E)

320 And most would have thought once Obama wore out "Blame Bush" he would have moved ahead to Palin and the Tea Party, but he tricked us. The old Medieval Ages, Civil War maneuver caught us off guard.

Next, beware ... nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Posted by: Illiniwek at February 06, 2015 03:14 PM (n9wDt)

321 >>Houthi rebels claim they have taken over Yemen and dissolved Parliament.
___



Wait for it...
Wait for it...


Strategy!

Posted by: Strategic Patience at February 06, 2015 03:14 PM (rX4Lr)

322 I'm literally in whatever mode with guy.

His latest outrage is just another standard issue squirrel to get people sputtering about something else rather than the issue at hand.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 06, 2015 03:14 PM (reftz)

323 BOOBY JINDAL NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE FOR INFINITY CENTURIES OF HINDUS and rap music, because.

Posted by: Bigby's Chopsticks at February 06, 2015 03:10 PM (3ZtZW)

And Bollywood production numbers!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2015 03:14 PM (ftVQq)

324 I don't feel too good.


Posted by: the president of yemen
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Pfft. When has giving jidais control of a poor, backwards country ever caused American any problems?

Posted by: Some Liberal at February 06, 2015 03:14 PM (78TbK)

325
I hope you Okies are scooping up as much Hector in a bucket to throw at CAIR's terrorist celebration this month in your state.
http://tinyurl.com/lserrna

Posted by: maddogg at February 06, 2015 03:14 PM (xWW96)

326 290 So hey, if talking about what Christians were doing a millennium ago is relevant to current discussions, can we talk about how leftists were liquidating people by the millions a couple of generations ago in the USSR, China, Cambodia, etc?
--------------------------
Don't blaspheme the right side of history prophet. You might get audited.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 06, 2015 03:14 PM (oDCMR)

327
OT, but did anybody see Samantha Powers speech today?
Where she said that we are not fighting an "existential" enemy as we did in WWII and the Cold War?
Yet "climate change" is our enemy?
Really.
Seriously.
OK, rant off.

Posted by: Justamom at February 06, 2015 03:14 PM (hJdxK)

328 Yet "climate change" is our enemy?
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Today the climate, tomorrow the tides!

Posted by: King Canute at February 06, 2015 03:15 PM (78TbK)

329 But Christians did bad things too. For a supposed Christian he sure hates Christianity, doesn't he?
______________________________

He also conveniently overlooks the fact that when Christians do evil things, they're acting in DEFIANCE of the teachings of Jesus Christ, whereas when Muslims do evil things, they're acting in COMPLIANCE with the teachings of Muhammad.

Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 03:16 PM (Fnyc2)

330 My wife shocked me this morning when I told her about Obama's head-in-his-ass comment. Can't repeat it or she'd end up on a no-fly list. Not that she'd do anything. People who take their religion seriously are tired of our CommanderMuslim-In-Chief.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at February 06, 2015 03:17 PM (zxQ4h)

331

You know? I almost feel sorry for the guy. His whole life everyone has been telling him how smart and capable he is, and all those years he never heard or figured out the unsaid "for a black guy" part of liberal affirmative action bigotry. Everyone has said to him that he is so amazing and "transformational"---all the while meaning "we like to give you things because you are black" (well, black-ish, if he was too black, they would be outright scared and ask him to fuck their wives in front of them).

This liberal bigotry infuriates me to no end. We have abandoned all notions of getting it right and copetence, because we must promote incompetence for political/social reasons.

Western civilization has not seen darker days since after the fall of Rome.

Posted by: imp at February 06, 2015 03:17 PM (XIXZz)

332
>>>>And Bollywood production numbers!

**points wildly**

AND CURRY! OMG that shit smells like like cumin!

Posted by: Bigby's Chopsticks at February 06, 2015 03:17 PM (3ZtZW)

333 'Mouthful of Yemen' - Barack Obama and the Patience (2015)

Posted by: Garrett at February 06, 2015 03:18 PM (rX4Lr)

334 He also conveniently overlooks the fact that when
Christians do evil things, they're acting in DEFIANCE of the teachings
of Jesus Christ, whereas when Muslims do evil things, they're acting in
COMPLIANCE with the teachings of Muhammad.

Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 03:16 PM (Fnyc2)


Mere nuance!

Posted by: Islamic Scholar Barky at February 06, 2015 03:18 PM (ftVQq)

335 He also conveniently overlooks the fact that when Christians do evil things, they're acting in DEFIANCE of the teachings of Jesus Christ, whereas when Muslims do evil things, they're acting in COMPLIANCE with the teachings of Muhammad.
Posted by: Reality/i]

Hey, but you're overlooking that time Jesus Christ raided a caravan, robbed all the stuff, killed all the men and boys, raped all the women and then sold them as sex slaves. And then made a commandment that his followers should emulate his actions.

Oh wait - that was Mohammed??

My bad. Carry on.

Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2015 03:19 PM (K4YiS)

336 Ugh. Italics off.

Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2015 03:19 PM (K4YiS)

337 OMG that shit smells like like cumin!

I like cumin.

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 06, 2015 03:19 PM (ZKzrr)

338 >>>Western civilization has not seen darker days



ISWYDT

Someone from my department will be in touch.

Posted by: Eric Holder at February 06, 2015 03:21 PM (rX4Lr)

339 331 His whole life everyone has been telling him how smart and capable he is, and all those years he never heard or figured out the unsaid "for a black guy" part of liberal affirmative action bigotry. Everyone has said to him that he is so amazing and "transformational"---all the while meaning "we like to give you things because you are black" (well, black-ish, if he was too black, they would be outright scared and ask him to fuck their wives in front of them).

Posted by: imp


Ouch! Ouch ouch ouch!

Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2015 03:21 PM (K4YiS)

340
>>>>His whole life everyone has been telling him how smart and capable he is, and all those years he never heard or figured out the unsaid "for a black guy

Yeh/no erm

Kinda see it like because he was so useful *in his place* as an Agitator - he was really effective for that because he could bridge a significant gap, from the white plantation masters of Chicago to the blacks they wanted to stir up.

Posted by: Bigby's Chopsticks at February 06, 2015 03:21 PM (3ZtZW)

341 337 OMG that shit smells like like cumin!

I like cumin.
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr


I like cumin in Obama's rectum.

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 06, 2015 03:21 PM (K4YiS)

342 I like cumin in Obama's rectum.
Posted by: Reggie Love at February 06, 2015 03:21 PM (K4YiS)

Damn near killed 'im!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 03:22 PM (2Ojst)

343 Cumin is good for you. A natural anti-inflammatory substance. Current research is leaning toward anti-inflammatories protecting the brain. The incidence of Alzheimer disease in India is around zero.

Correlation or causation. You decide.

Posted by: Nutrition Nut at February 06, 2015 03:24 PM (zxQ4h)

344 The incidence of Alzheimer disease in India is around zero.

It's because they die of dysentery before they're old enough for dementia to set it.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 03:25 PM (2Ojst)

345
>>>The incidence of Alzheimer disease in India is around zero.

What's the incidence of Dysentery?

Posted by: Bigby's Chopsticks at February 06, 2015 03:25 PM (3ZtZW)

346 "The Atlantic has helpfully informed me that if you object to Ear Leader's lying bullshit at the prayer breakfast, you are 'foolish' and 'historically illiterate.'"

This would be the same Atlantic who thought nothing of providing a home to the wholly informed and highly responsible speculations of Andrew Sullivan, intrepid amateur gynecological detective.

So then.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 06, 2015 03:26 PM (noWW6)

347 ha insomniac

Posted by: Bigby's Chopsticks at February 06, 2015 03:26 PM (3ZtZW)

348 347 ha insomniac
Posted by: Bigby's Chopsticks at February 06, 2015 03:26 PM (3ZtZW)

GMTA!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 03:27 PM (2Ojst)

349 >>The incidence of Alzheimer disease in India is around zero.




They drink a lot of urine there too. Correlation or causation?

Posted by: Aviator at February 06, 2015 03:27 PM (3rrMW)

350 They drink a lot of urine there too. Correlation or causation?
Posted by: Aviator at February 06, 2015 03:27 PM (3rrMW)

Fat lot of good it did me.

Posted by: Mahatma Gandhi at February 06, 2015 03:28 PM (2Ojst)

351 Oh wait - that was Mohammed??

My bad. Carry on.
Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2015 03:19 PM (K4YiS)


That is the thing, isn't it? We have all these damned apologists for Islam telling us it's such a peaceful religion, and yet they don't know the first thing about what it's texts actually say, what Muhammad actually taught, or what his life was like.

Of course, this leads into the bigger problem for the West: Postmodern secularism is not going to defeat radical Islam. Not philosophically, anyhow. "You don't have to believe in God, and anyhow, just look at the stuff where Muhammad talked about charity and being nice, that's all you really need." That's a toothless mindset, completely lacking any anchoring to reality, spiritual or otherwise, and will do nothing to convince people that killing in the name of God is a bad idea.

Unfortunately, we've decided as a civilization, at least at the highest levels, that evangelism and conversion are awful things, especially if it comes from Christianity, so the best thing to do is just spread the gospel of progressivism and hope that Islam defangs itself.

I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: Hal at February 06, 2015 03:28 PM (hmPdt)

352 Oh wait - that was Mohammed??

My bad. Carry on.
Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2015 03:19 PM (K4YiS)


That is the thing, isn't it? We have all these damned apologists for Islam telling us it's such a peaceful religion, and yet they don't know the first thing about what it's texts actually say, what Muhammad actually taught, or what his life was like.

Of course, this leads into the bigger problem for the West: Postmodern secularism is not going to defeat radical Islam. Not philosophically, anyhow. "You don't have to believe in God, and anyhow, just look at the stuff where Muhammad talked about charity and being nice, that's all you really need." That's a toothless mindset, completely lacking any anchoring to reality, spiritual or otherwise, and will do nothing to convince people that killing in the name of God is a bad idea.

Unfortunately, we've decided as a civilization, at least at the highest levels, that evangelism and conversion are awful things, especially if it comes from Christianity, so the best thing to do is just spread the gospel of progressivism and hope that Islam defangs itself.

I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: Hal at February 06, 2015 03:28 PM (hmPdt)

353 I'm thinking it was using the race shield. Once it has been used, any criticisms of his idiot words will be attacked as racist. He has always relied on this defense to protect him from critics but this time it was very explicit.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 06, 2015 03:09 PM (1BQGO)
That's true. But I think Obama had to bring the argument closer to home if even in a clumsy fashion. Obama was basically trying to get across the point "We" are no better than "Them". In order for this to work, you have to convince your audience that they are the "We" in question and talking about the Crusades is pretty weak tea on its own.

Posted by: French Quarter Floating Man at February 06, 2015 03:29 PM (jMgf/)

354
The crusades were Republican ancient aliens and they still inhabit the earth.

Posted by: Giorgio Barry Tsoukalos at February 06, 2015 03:31 PM (wAQA5)

355 Indeed. These are the Deep Thoughts of the Fourteen Year Old.-Ace

Late to the party.

14 year old? Nah, more like a 7 year old.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 03:32 PM (vPh3W)

356 351 Oh wait - that was Mohammed??

My bad. Carry on.
Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2015 03:19 PM (K4YiS)

Seems to me it was Reagan's fault.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 03:32 PM (vPh3W)

357
337 OMG that shit smells like like cumin!
..............
It sure ain't cake.

Posted by: Ebon Moss-Bachrach at February 06, 2015 03:33 PM (wAQA5)

358 'historically illiterate.'"

Okay, now they're just trolling us.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 03:34 PM (kff5f)

359 Jindal : SCOAMF :: Cartman : Stoner Hippie

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 06, 2015 03:35 PM (1CroS)

360 Obama is black. That's all that liberals, Democrats and progressives need to know to decide his intellectual fire-power.

Posted by: Null at February 06, 2015 03:35 PM (xjpRj)

361
Yet "climate change" is our enemy?
..................
I suggest we practice a little strategic patience.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2015 03:36 PM (wAQA5)

362 I think the best comment of the thread was the one pointing out that Christianity had a reformation.

If there is '1 easy trick' for islam to get it's act together it would be accomplishing that simple task. I won't be holding my breath.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 06, 2015 03:36 PM (zxQ4h)

363 I love boobs.

#truthbomb

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 06, 2015 03:37 PM (R5HRU)

364 BTW, great post, Ace. Nail on the head.

And this Jindal fella is starting to appeal to me again. I always liked him but thought he was too tepid. Now he's starting to make a substantive move to the point of the spear.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 06, 2015 03:37 PM (1CroS)

365
Religion? I taught him everything he knows.

Posted by: Jeremiah Wright at February 06, 2015 03:41 PM (wAQA5)

366
I love boobs.
.................
I'm an ass man myself.

Posted by: Ebon Moss-Bachrach at February 06, 2015 03:43 PM (wAQA5)

367

One point about Christianity, apparently always omitted, is that CHRISTIANITY REFORMED ITSELF for internally developed reasons, and not because some other group had already achieved such reform, and or pointed at Christianity.

Islam has had at least 1300 years (the first 100 or so years are a gimmie) to do so ... and has not ... and has seen other examples ... and has not ... and has not even tried.

Posted by: Arbalest at February 06, 2015 03:43 PM (FlRtG)

368 Charles Krauthammer makes this point, mostly, when he says Obama's remarks were simultaneously "banal and offensive," and says further that these remarks are "adolescent."


In a word: "puerile."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 06, 2015 03:45 PM (oKE6c)

369 Mr. Ace is en fuego

Posted by: common sense at February 06, 2015 03:48 PM (yuF4N)

370 A reformation? Cool. Somebody lower a rope down here, would ya?

Posted by: 12th Imam at February 06, 2015 03:49 PM (zxQ4h)

371 NOW tell me he doesn't sound like an Affirmative Action baby.

And you wondered why we can't see his college records . . .

Posted by: Adjoran at February 06, 2015 03:50 PM (QIQ6j)

372 You don't much like the man, do you Ace?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at February 06, 2015 04:00 PM (PEgKF)

373 BuhRock O-bah-muhh, anal and offensive.

Posted by: Death Is Not The Worst Of Evils at February 06, 2015 04:15 PM (nbGZj)

374 Jonah Goldberg's analysis.

http://tinyurl.com/k82mldw

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 06, 2015 04:30 PM (V70Uh)

375 I love a Republican who is willing to call out Obama and all Dems with some smash-mouth style mockery.

We do not need to be nice or try to get along with those who are destroying our liberty. They need to be opposed in no uncertain terms.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 06, 2015 04:41 PM (IN7k+)

376 We're planning on holding a reunion for all those veterans of the Ninth Crusade (the last one that went into the Holy Lands instead of the Balkans). It's unclear how many of the 750-plus-year-old warriors are still alive, but there must be some if we're still blaming them for their crimes, right?

Posted by: CrusaderOne at February 06, 2015 04:43 PM (5Mc/Y)

377 Ace, you underestimate the full scope of Bullworthian truth.

A reviewing of the movie is in order. Bullworth doesn't just drop 'truthbomb' on White Christians. At one point he challenges a Black voter to tell him why he should do anything for somebody who won't vote for the other guy.

Posted by: Neo at February 06, 2015 05:17 PM (uIGjr)

378 Escort girls http://REGMODELS.RU

Posted by: Tina at February 06, 2015 05:42 PM (QIS/+)

379 222 "Not really sure if they're mine. "

Definitely not that younger one #sorry
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 02:48 PM (MYCIw)

They like as much alike as my mother and I do. (My mother is mixed-raced also and fairer of skin color than Obama. I am dark brown. This is how it goes in black families.

As for the notion that he's ghey, think in vitro fertilization. Might explain why they were so far in debt until "his" books began to sell.

Posted by: baldilocks at February 06, 2015 05:47 PM (F7h9f)

380 Slavery was abolished in Saudi Arabia by the Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques and in Yemen in 1962.

Posted by: HULAGU at February 06, 2015 06:01 PM (VSm85)

381 "He didn't necessarily say the high horse thing yesterday because he believes it (though maybe he does, who the fuck knows?), he said it because it would piss off all the right people.

"Yo, Axlhole, hold my beer and watch this! It's going to be funny as shit!!!"

This. He's a dick.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 06, 2015 06:55 PM (+XMAD)

382 Assuming (just for now) the The Crusades! and The Inquisition! and The Conquistadors! - What brought all that to a stop?

Was it Moderate Christian Clergy stepping forward and speaking out, and in doing so, helping to usher in the Age of Reason and the Enlightenment?

Or were the pope's armies annihilated by secular armies?

(Someone put some truth to me, please.)

Posted by: FireHorse at February 06, 2015 07:12 PM (wdXFj)

383 Jindal is very good at trolling Obama. LOVE the dripping sarcasm of this statement. Jindal rocks!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 06, 2015 07:45 PM (rldyO)

384 I know this is an old thread, but I have to compliment Bobby Jindal...hilarious and perfect!

Posted by: Jen at February 06, 2015 07:49 PM (msAGT)

385 "....Don't you know something something monk on Cosmos?"

Comedy. GOLD. This is *exactly* how they think and speak. Echo chambers galore.

When Ace is en fuego on a topic he never misses the bullseye. Ever.

Posted by: no one of consequence at February 06, 2015 10:00 PM (whMsz)

386 The shallow hipster lyricism of "Rage Against the Machine" or "System of a Down." Poseur dissidents giving hand-j's to power.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at February 07, 2015 03:08 AM (QKIQb)

387 #Truthbomb 1
Our culture is degraded when it copies prison culture. Baggy pants and tattoos.

#Truthbomb 2
The Muslim world hasn't contributed anything to civilization for hundreds of years.

Posted by: ubik at February 07, 2015 05:43 AM (lCc6O)

388 So anyway I'm standing behind my old paint mare and her anus opens then pauses, before a great big steaming pile of horse manure drops out.
That is my impression of dear leaders pronouncements and truth bombs.
There must be a squad of shovel ready assistants around every time he opens his mouth.

Posted by: obsidian at February 09, 2015 10:54 AM (82RrE)

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