Open Thread

Computer issues this morning so no dump for you. You'll have to settle for reading the list of ingredients on the back of the shampoo bottle.

Posted by: BenK at 09:36 AM

Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Nood!

Computer issues here at work too. I feel your pain.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 05, 2015 09:37 AM (GqEzX)

2 Oh well...

Posted by: HH at February 05, 2015 09:37 AM (Ce4DF)

3 Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb.

The Hiroshima bomb.

Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know, you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. Well, we didn't know.

'Cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent, huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week.

Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like 'ol squares in battle like uh, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark goes to the nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away.

Sometimes he wouldn't go away.

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.

Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, Bosun's Mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist.

Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He's a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper, anyway he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn.

I'll never put on a lifejacket again.

So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29, 1945.

Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 09:38 AM (LmP4O)

4 *watches as a Baka bomb strike Brian Williams and bounce off*

Baka, gaijin too dense.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 09:41 AM (NExTl)

5 I just want to apologize for misremembering my gender choice.

Posted by: Brianna Williams at February 05, 2015 09:41 AM (FCsIb)

6 Is this the thread where we talk about the Crusades?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 09:41 AM (62ffX)

7 You can turn your television now into a slave to Android and/or iDevices:

http://tinyurl.com/n6594ng

All this wasteland and shill TV has to go away.

Posted by: Feh at February 05, 2015 09:41 AM (V2iCj)

8 Hearst would have loved these guys.

Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2015 09:42 AM (ztOda)

9 Yay! Not Dump Computer Issues Open Thread!

Posted by: EC at February 05, 2015 09:42 AM (GQ8sn)

10 Comment #3 was so long, at first glance I thought there were 10 comments already.

The New Crusades begin with the effort to re-capture the White House....

Posted by: mindful webworker - extra ordinary at February 05, 2015 09:42 AM (XtR0g)

11 Brian Williams learns to whistle.

http://tinyurl.com/8gbqebj

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:42 AM (0FSuD)

12 6 Is this the thread where we talk about the Crusades?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 09:41 AM (62ffX)

Or the passing of T9. Take your pick.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 05, 2015 09:42 AM (S+el1)

13 Getting colder up there where T9 lives.

Posted by: Feh at February 05, 2015 09:43 AM (V2iCj)

14 Should we start a GoFundMe for Tango Nine's MoMe Irish wake and funeral?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 09:43 AM (NExTl)

15
Looks like I get the morning dump duty again.
http://tinyurl.com/oas3txo

Posted by: maddogg at February 05, 2015 09:43 AM (xWW96)

16 13
And that is inside the house.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 05, 2015 09:44 AM (S+el1)

17 15

Looks like I get the morning dump duty again.
http://tinyurl.com/oas3txo

Posted by: maddogg at February 05, 2015 09:43 AM (xWW96)

RACIST CAT!

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:44 AM (0FSuD)

18 AS PEOPLE OF FAITH WE ARE SUMMONED TO PUSH BACK AGAINST THOSE WHO TRY TO DISTORT OUR RELIGION
-----

Which religion would that be you shitheel?

Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2015 09:44 AM (fWAjv)

19 I guess the duct tape pulled loose the boards holding this website together. Damn shame.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 05, 2015 09:44 AM (cZOkr)

20 Brian Williams in 12 Years a Knave.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2015 09:45 AM (g1DWB)

21 Obama closes his eyes and hears: "God damn America!"

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 05, 2015 09:45 AM (VcOqI)

22 14
Should we start a GoFundMe for Tango Nine's MoMe Irish wake and funeral?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 09:43 AM (NExTl)

No but you could start one for CAC's wife. I don't know how to do it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:45 AM (0FSuD)

23 T9 is best advised to join the crusades and bring his lady a bunch of loot back. Shiny sparkly stuff.

Posted by: @votermom at February 05, 2015 09:45 AM (cbfNE)

24 You know how to whistle, Brian. Just put your lips together and blow.

Posted by: Lauren Bacall at February 05, 2015 09:45 AM (JtwS4)

25 "14
Should we start a GoFundMe for Tango Nine's MoMe Irish wake and funeral?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 09:43 AM (NExTl)"

Did somebody say Irish wake and funeral?

http://youtu.be/vCAyXe-z9EM

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 05, 2015 09:46 AM (KDbAT)

26 Hillary's tumble last year was caused by an old shrapnel wound.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 05, 2015 09:46 AM (VcOqI)

27 9 Good one. Way to roll with the punches, EC.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 05, 2015 09:46 AM (GqEzX)

28 There I was, deep behind enemy lines, badly injured, lost, alone, and yes maybe a little scared. But I knew I had to keep moving, always toward the bunker I knew was there somewhere. Because I still had one shell left,and in my chamber it would remain until I reached my goal, for that shell was for the Fuhrer.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 05, 2015 09:46 AM (bS6uW)

29 You can say one thing about JEF. He never leaves an opportunity to make himself look like a shit head go to waste.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:46 AM (0FSuD)

30 From now on I'm carrying my mattress everywhere I go, to symbolize my rape at the hands of the pajama bloggers.

Posted by: Brianna Williams at February 05, 2015 09:46 AM (FCsIb)

31 Jordan bombed the crap out of ISIS. 55 killed, coinky dinky by the bomb I personally dropped.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 09:47 AM (Msg5U)

32 "Should we start a GoFundMe for Tango Nine's MoMe Irish wake and funeral?"

Gotta say, T9 picked a bad time for this.
Everybody looking to help out CAC and Mrs CAC...
And along comes T9, both feet in his mouth, guns a'blazon, shooting his-self in both feet in select fire mode.

I might have a little coin I can scratch up, for a brother and all.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at February 05, 2015 09:47 AM (62ffX)

33 Good one. Way to roll with the punches, EC.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 05, 2015 09:46 AM (GqEzX)

I try.

Posted by: EC at February 05, 2015 09:47 AM (GQ8sn)

34 You can say one thing about JEF. He never leaves an opportunity to make himself look like a shit head go to waste.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:46 AM (0FSuD)

Hey, what was that company's name that you bought that AR from? The one that was $400?

Posted by: EC at February 05, 2015 09:48 AM (GQ8sn)

35 Foreign Policy scholars rank Kerry dead last as best SoS. Beaten by "don't know".

http://tinyurl.com/ofh4po9

Posted by: wrg500 at February 05, 2015 09:48 AM (S+el1)

36 30
From now on I'm carrying my mattress everywhere I go, to symbolize my rape at the hands of the pajama bloggers.

Posted by: Brianna Williams at February 05, 2015 09:46 AM (FCsIb)

Don't let anyone JUDGE you!

Posted by: Bridgette Jenner at February 05, 2015 09:48 AM (Msg5U)

37 What happened to T9?

Posted by: EC at February 05, 2015 09:48 AM (GQ8sn)

38 I must have missed it. What's happening with Mr and Mrs CAC?

Posted by: Mary Poppins Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2015 09:48 AM (zF6Iw)

39 We are gathered here to mourn the loss of our dear friend, T9.

Let me introduce the man who knew him best, Brian Williams.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 05, 2015 09:48 AM (0xTsz)

40 Be off. you little sonic Hedgehog sock

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 09:49 AM (62ffX)

41 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 05, 2015 09:49 AM (kff5f)

42 Brian Williams should have doubled down on the lie and called the soldiers liars. Worked while I was at the WH.

Posted by: David Axelrod at February 05, 2015 09:49 AM (gwG9s)

43 I must have missed it. What's happening with Mr and Mrs CAC?

Posted by: Mary Poppins Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2015 09:48 AM (zF6Iw)

Baby.

Posted by: EC at February 05, 2015 09:49 AM (GQ8sn)

44 T9 said, last thread:

>> so last night I told my wife that her legs were (cough) and I quote: "gettin' a bit thick"

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 05, 2015 09:49 AM (0xTsz)

45 Bruce Jenner and Brian Williams walk into a bar....

Posted by: boniface ballers at February 05, 2015 09:49 AM (m/Gc2)

46 Oh, there was a dump for me

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 05, 2015 09:49 AM (7RXcs)

47 This one time I took on King Ghiddorah,Rodan and Mothra in a knock down, drag out brawl,and won.Oh wait,that was a Godzilla movie.
Brian Williams

Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2015 09:49 AM (v5UtH)

48 37 What happened to T9?

Posted by: EC at February 05, 2015 09:48 AM (GQ8sn)

Told his better half that her legs were getting thick.

Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2015 09:50 AM (fWAjv)

49 EC, Tango Nine has committed some serious lapses of judgement. Starting with telling wife her gams are getting a bit thick. And then telling her he has been talking of this gaffe with people online - the Horde.

I hear Vegas has opened a betting pool on when he will meet his demise.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 09:50 AM (NExTl)

50 so last night I told my wife that her legs were (cough) and I quote: "gettin' a bit thick"

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 05, 2015 09:49 AM (0xTsz)

He might as well check straight into the cemetary now.

Posted by: EC at February 05, 2015 09:50 AM (GQ8sn)

51 EC, Classic Firearms in Indian Trail, NC. Now they are $499.

http://tinyurl.com/pafppjv

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:50 AM (0FSuD)

52 So the president met with undisclosed muslims and today reminds everyone about the crusades. Coincidence, I guess.

Posted by: teh Wind at February 05, 2015 09:50 AM (B3WUC)

53 Baby.

Posted by: EC at February 05, 2015 09:49 AM (GQ8sn)

Oh. Good for them!

I'll contribute some cash if somebody puts up a Go Fund Me site.

Posted by: Mary Poppins Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2015 09:50 AM (zF6Iw)

54 So, my mom is very, VERY Anti-War. She probably would have been one of those anit-war protesters during Vietnam, except she was courting a certain Marine by mail at the time.

She wasn't thrilled about (though accepted the necessity) of the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. Very Anti-SCOAMT.

She sounded positively bloodthirsty when I talked to her on the phone last night. I think she would be on board with Burn/Scatter/Salt re: ISIS.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 05, 2015 09:51 AM (kff5f)

55 Fairweather jr just got a 4 year tuition waiver from a good engineering school.

"but, but, dad...I was thinking about going to this other school."

Head explodes.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 05, 2015 09:51 AM (QKKMl)

56 44
T9 said, last thread:

>> so last night I told my wife that her legs were (cough) and I quote: "gettin' a bit thick"

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 05, 2015 09:49 AM (0xTsz)

Today he is commenting from an undisclosed location.

Posted by: Jelly Bean at February 05, 2015 09:51 AM (Msg5U)

57 Saving Private Brian

Posted by: eman at February 05, 2015 09:51 AM (MQEz6)

58 Here he mentions ISIL.

WE ALSO SEE FAITH BEING TWISTED AND DISTORTED, USED AS A WEDGE, OR WORSE, SOMETIMES USED AS A WEAPON. FROM A SCHOOL IN PAKISTAN TO THE STREETS OF PARIS, WE HAVE SEEN VIOLENCE AND TERRORISTS PERPETRATED BY THOSE WHO PROFESS TO STAND FOR FAITH, THEIR FAITH. PROFESSED TO STAND UP FOR ISLAM BUT, IN FACT, ARE BETRAYING IT. WE SEE ISIL, BRUTAL, VICIOUS DIFFICULT THAT IN THE NAME OF RELIGION CARRIES OUT UNSPEAKABLE ACTS OF BARBARISM. CARE RISING RELIGIOUS MINORITIES LIKE THE YAZIDIS COME SUBJECTING WOMEN TO RAPE AS A WEAPON OF WAR AND CLAIMING A MANTLE OF RELIGIOUS AUTHORITY FOR SUCH ACTIONS. WE SEE SECTARIAN WAR IN SYRIA, THE MURDER OF MUSLIMS AND CHRISTIANS IN NIGERIA, RELIGIOUS WAR AND THE CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC ARISING SIGNS OF HATE CRIMES IN EUROPE.
------

But remember, Christians are just as bad.

Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2015 09:51 AM (fWAjv)

59 What happened to T9?
Posted by: EC

Self-inflicted injury. Shot himself in the foot while it was in his mouth. Pool is open on Mrs. T9's choice for his execution.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at February 05, 2015 09:52 AM (DT3rQ)

60 Be off. you little sonic Hedgehog sock

"There were three little hedgies in the hedge one day
they were cute, they were fuzzy, and they liked to play.
They'd caper and they'd prance. Do a little dance.
Until the gardener came and took their puny lives!"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 05, 2015 09:52 AM (kff5f)

61 I'll contribute some cash if somebody puts up a Go Fund Me site.

Posted by: Mary Poppins Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2015 09:50 AM (zF6Iw)

and all I got was a Go Fuck Me site.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 09:53 AM (Msg5U)

62 God dammit, I don't like shampoo bottles. Now a can of shaving cream, thats a different story.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2015 09:53 AM (2Aj5D)

63 T9 I hope your wife's maiden name wasn't Bobbit.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 05, 2015 09:53 AM (S+el1)

64 "but, but, dad...I was thinking about going to this other school."

"And, son, if you want to pay your way to the other school, that's fine. If I'm paying, you're going here."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 05, 2015 09:54 AM (kff5f)

65 59 What happened to T9?
Posted by: EC

Self-inflicted injury. Shot himself in the foot while it was in his mouth. Pool is open on Mrs. T9's choice for his execution.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at February 05, 2015 09:52 AM (DT3rQ)

Lets see how he's trending on InTrade...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2015 09:54 AM (mx5oN)

66 59
What happened to T9?

Posted by: EC

Self-inflicted injury. Shot himself in the foot while it was in his mouth. Pool is open on Mrs. T9's choice for his execution.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at February 05, 2015 09:52 AM (DT3rQ)

Execution preparation must have already started since T9 is suddenly absent.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 05, 2015 09:54 AM (GqEzX)

67 and all I got was a Go Fuck Me site.

Isn't that called Craigslist?

Posted by: Mary Poppins Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2015 09:55 AM (zF6Iw)

68 So I misremembered for 12 years and got called out on it. Today is the last day that I will discuss it. In fact, I think we all should just move on.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 09:55 AM (gwG9s)

69 Oh, and if you want content, I posted some on that blog I don't have last night.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 05, 2015 09:55 AM (kff5f)

70 59 What happened to T9?
Posted by: EC

Self-inflicted injury. Shot himself in the foot while it was in his mouth. Pool is open on Mrs. T9's choice for his execution.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at February 05, 2015 09:52 AM

He should now get into an argument about who is going to make breakfast for whom.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2015 09:56 AM (2Aj5D)

71 "but, but, dad...I was thinking about going to this other school."

Head explodes.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 05, 2015 09:51 AM (QKKMl)

Son turned down a FULL ride to UNC MBA school to go to Duke MBA school on a half ride. That turned out to be a good choice. Duke was ranked ahead of Harvard and Wharton last year.

"You couldn't pay me to go to UNC, but they tried" A tee shirt we had made. You have any idea what a half ride at Duke cost me?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:56 AM (0FSuD)

72 I'll take "Stabbed in his sleep." for 1500 Bob

Posted by: whoo ha at February 05, 2015 09:56 AM (Msg5U)

73 Execution preparation must have already started since T9 is suddenly absent.

Picking out the blindfold, unless I miss my guess.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at February 05, 2015 09:56 AM (DT3rQ)

74 I love 'now dump'.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 05, 2015 09:57 AM (oDCMR)

75 A young Lt. Brian Williams spoke up during the planning session and said, "Sir, why don't we launch the B-25's from a carrier? I've done the calculations; it's doable."

Posted by: eman at February 05, 2015 09:57 AM (MQEz6)

76 You have any idea what a half ride at Duke cost me?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:56 AM (0FSuD)

How's your other kidney holding up?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 05, 2015 09:57 AM (kff5f)

77 Has T9 stopped digging yet?

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 05, 2015 09:57 AM (p73BT)

78 Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:56 AM (0FSuD)

Less than the full boat for us at Wake. Ugh.

Charlotte no longer a contender.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 05, 2015 09:57 AM (GqEzX)

79 T9 better be planning an epic Valentines Day.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 05, 2015 09:57 AM (S+el1)

80 55 Fairweather jr just got a 4 year tuition waiver from a good engineering school

--
CONGRATS!!!!

Can I ask what school?

Posted by: @votermom at February 05, 2015 09:58 AM (cbfNE)

81 That smell? Brian Williams getting fucked with a champagne bottle.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:58 AM (0FSuD)

82 Picking out the blindfold, unless I miss my guess.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at February 05, 2015 09:56 AM (DT3rQ)

I'm thinking she wants him to watch everything that she inflicts...but that's just what my wife would do.

Posted by: Viv Savage at February 05, 2015 09:58 AM (Msg5U)

83 >>PROFESSED TO STAND UP FOR ISLAM BUT, IN FACT, ARE BETRAYING IT. WE SEE ISIL, BRUTAL, VICIOUS DIFFICULT THAT IN THE NAME OF RELIGION

Interesting that Obama goes to ridiculous lengths to say that ISIS has nothing to do with Islam, its just a fringe group of crazies, but he has no problem linking all of Christianity to the Crusades.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2015 09:58 AM (g1DWB)

84 T9 better be planning an epic Valentines Day.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 05, 2015 09:57 AM (S+el1)

My recommendation:
http://youtu.be/5WybiA263bw

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 05, 2015 09:59 AM (kff5f)

85 This is the link to the baby registry for CAC and Mrs CAC. BCochran asked me to post this since he is away from his computer.

http://tinyurl.com/koqpk9q

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 09:59 AM (NExTl)

86 Hey Brian.
Just tell them that you're embarrassed about how much time you spent talking about this little mix-up.

Worked for me.

Posted by: Bill Belichick, World Champeen coach at February 05, 2015 09:59 AM (62ffX)

87 Obama Uses National Prayer Breakfast To Slam America In Our Country Jim Crow And Slavery Were Justified In The Name Of Christ

America bashing, or as Dems call it, playing to the base.

Weasel Zippers

G-D I hate that bastard and his peeps

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2015 09:59 AM (rDqRv)

88 Has T9 stopped digging yet?

His own grave? If so, that's not a good sign.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at February 05, 2015 10:00 AM (DT3rQ)

89 What is "lying scum" is the answer we were looking for.

Posted by: Alex Trebeck at February 05, 2015 10:00 AM (FCsIb)

90 Remember son! If your nose starts to bleed you're picking too hard...or not enough!

Posted by: Police Chief Wiggum at February 05, 2015 10:00 AM (VAsIq)

91 It was Dylan wasn't it, who wrote 'Pissin in the wind'?

I think that's who it was. Pointless, it is. Obama is still President, NBC still has a audience for the nightly news. MSNBC still has a channel on cable.

and the GOP is still running candidates for public office.

What we need to do is raise awareness of these issues that confront us. We need to organize, apply for federal grant moneys to fund an alternative point of view.

Ya, that'll work.

Posted by: Clifstune Flailcrafter at February 05, 2015 10:00 AM (RJUCO)

92 Obama Uses National Prayer Breakfast To Slam America In Our Country Jim Crow And Slavery Were Justified In The Name Of Christ

Apparently he's never actually listened to the lyrics of The Battle Hymn of the Republic.

"As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 05, 2015 10:00 AM (kff5f)

93
So the Weasel Zippers thing about King Abdullah personally flying is a tweet by a guy who says that AlArabiya said so. AlAribiya's English language site does not in fact say so.

It does, though, say that after bombing 55 ISIS to death they did a flyover of the killed pilot's home town. Which is a nice touch.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2015 10:01 AM (JtwS4)

94 "What happened to T9?"

T9's real wounds will be bigger then Brain William imaginary ones.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 05, 2015 10:01 AM (1BQGO)

95 "Newsman Down--The Brian Williams Story"

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 05, 2015 10:01 AM (VcOqI)

96 >>She sounded positively bloodthirsty when I talked to her on the phone
last night. I think she would be on board with Burn/Scatter/Salt re:
ISIS.

Just wait until ISIS does something public to the female American captive, AllenG. 'Binders full of women' is gonna seem quaint.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2015 10:02 AM (ABcz/)

97 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 09:59 AM (NExTl)

Thanks, Anna. I'll go through it at lunch.

Posted by: Mary Poppins Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2015 10:02 AM (zF6Iw)

98 We come not to praise T9, but to bury him...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 05, 2015 10:02 AM (kff5f)

99 The Main Stream Media is so TOTALLY not biased for liberals but, yeah, we need to go to the mat for Brian Williams because he's one of us.

Posted by: The Progressive Internet Army at February 05, 2015 10:02 AM (7u7u7)

100 Anna Puma another amazing Moron!

Nobody here but us chikans! The other kind not the evil one's that crossed the road so to speak.

I must go now. I have an appoint-ment.

Posted by: Fewenuf at February 05, 2015 10:02 AM (zPNX5)

101 T9's wife spotted shopping at home depot for duct tape, wires, plastic bags, big plastic bin, and hydrofluoric acid.
When checkout lady heard about T9's comment she gave Mrs T9 a 50% discount.

- from the upcoming true mysteries series "Whatever hsppened to T9?"

Posted by: @votermom at February 05, 2015 10:02 AM (cbfNE)

102 a 4 year tuition waiver from a good engineering school.

The dark blue uniforms, or the light blue?
"Five Year Commitment."/"Guaranteed Job." Semantics.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2015 10:02 AM (xq1UY)

103 Just wait until ISIS does something public to the female American captive, AllenG. 'Binders full of women' is gonna seem quaint.

Yeah, except that the MFM won't say it, so no one will know about it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 05, 2015 10:03 AM (kff5f)

104 I once parachuted from the International Space Station. It was under attack.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 10:03 AM (NuPNl)

105 AND UNLESS WE GET ON OUR HIGH HORSE AND THINK THAT THIS IS UNIQUE TO SOME OTHER PLACE, REMEMBER THAT DURING THE CRUSADES AND THE INQUISITION PEOPLE COMMITTED TERRIBLE DEEDS IN THE NAME OF CHRIST. IN OUR HOME COUNTRY, SLAVERY AND JIM CROW ALL TOO OFTEN WAS JUSTIFIED IN THE NAME OF CHRIST.
____________________________

I could go out today and start sawing off my neighbors' heads "in the name of Barack Hussein Obama," but that wouldn't make Obama responsible for what I did.

And it is patently impossible to "justify" violence or even unfairness against other human beings "in the name of Christ" because Christ repeatedly and specifically and emphatically taught that such behaviors are wrong and can never be justified.

The same cannot be said of Muhammad, who himself lived a life of violence, and whose book of teachings (the Quran) contains over 100 verses in which Muslims are encouraged and exhorted to maim, subjugate, and kill non-believers (including "People of the Book," i.e., Christians and Jews), and warned of the adverse consequences to Muslims who fail to take up arms.

Why is this so very difficult for Barky to comprehend?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2015 10:03 AM (Fnyc2)

106 Preznit Motherf_cking Asshole Sonofabitch

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2015 10:03 AM (wtvvX)

107 Less than the full boat for us at Wake. Ugh.

Charlotte no longer a contender.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 05, 2015 09:57 AM (GqEzX)

Oh, I failed to mention, he also went to Duke undergrad which I paid for.
See you one tuition and raise you. Basically FIVE years of full tuition 4/under, one MBA.
But, the kid is making a shit load of money in NYC. I mean a SHIT load.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 10:03 AM (0FSuD)

108 "We come not to praise T9, but to bury him..."

Oh, we can praise him as well.

Just in the past tense

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 10:03 AM (62ffX)

109 Elvis, you gotta lay off the bacon:

http://is.gd/OMqMpQ

Posted by: JEM at February 05, 2015 10:03 AM (o+SC1)

110 "In other news, Brian Willimas decided to bond with his daughter in a most unusaul way...."

Posted by: In depth reporting at February 05, 2015 10:04 AM (Spluw)

111 WTF is a national prayer breakfast? "The annual gathering in Washington, D.C. includes foreign dignitaries, members of Congress, faith leaders, and Americans from all walks of life." Did this used to be meaningful ? If so why would they invite the AJEF ( A is for atheist)?

Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade at February 05, 2015 10:04 AM (cmBvC)

112 Don't thank me, just providing the link. Others have sprear-headed this effort.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 10:04 AM (NExTl)

113 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 05, 2015 10:02 AM (kff5f)

Laughing. Out loud. At work.

Glad no one is around.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 05, 2015 10:04 AM (GqEzX)

114
We come not to praise T9, but to bury him...

You think we'll have a body to bury?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2015 10:04 AM (JtwS4)

115 Anyone seen JJ?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 10:04 AM (0FSuD)

116 Damn kid wants to go to my alma mater. Sometimes I think he's trying to live my life, and be better at it than me, which is no stretch even for a mediocre moron.
My old school offered him a small scholorship and is now pressuring him to sign up for housing. Damn school. Just when you think you're out they pull you back in.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 05, 2015 10:04 AM (QKKMl)

117 Why is this so very difficult for Barky to comprehend?

Oh, he comprehends it. He's one of them.

Thus, his statements do make sense, as he's lying for them.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2015 10:05 AM (wtvvX)

118 The "Atlantic" seems to think Jeb is our guy.

Our Obama.

As if.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 05, 2015 10:05 AM (vSxTY)

119 Materials: Duct tape, tin snips.

First: digits.

...and by digits I mean....

Posted by: Viv's wife at February 05, 2015 10:05 AM (Msg5U)

120 I guess he'll stop at five and a half feet and then ask Mrs T9 politely to "please get off your ass" and finish up

Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 05, 2015 10:05 AM (kxP8b)

121 Can I have T9's stuff? Is it is too early to say that?

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 05, 2015 10:06 AM (1BQGO)

122 Shades of I did not have sex with that woman" but in this case it's about gay men.

Tallahassee, FL

The Fl. Supreme Court will consider the definition of sexual intercourse in a case involving a gay man charged with not letting a partner know he was HIV positive.

The law says it's illegal not to disclose an HIV infection before "sexual intercourse", but a lawyer for Gary Debaum that intercourse is traditional sex between a man and a woman-not anal or oral sex.

From The NY Post.

Another idiocy in the judicial system, and no I don't have a dislike for all lawyers, but this is really stupid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2015 10:06 AM (DXzRD)

123 "You think we'll have a body to bury?"

Parts.....
Nuthin but parts.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 10:06 AM (62ffX)

124 Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 10:03 AM (0FSuD)

Hope Golfboy will hit the jackpot. He will definitely have the paper.

He is presenting his case for post grad at Wake for us this weekend. Told him it was his first job interview.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 05, 2015 10:06 AM (GqEzX)

125 >>Obama Uses National Prayer Breakfast To Slam America In Our Country Jim Crow And Slavery Were Justified In The Name Of Christ

Seriously, he's blaming slavery and Jim Crowe of Christianity???

Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2015 10:06 AM (ABcz/)

126 New thread with picture of T9's wife.

Posted by: HH at February 05, 2015 10:06 AM (Ce4DF)

127 So the Weasel Zippers thing about King Abdullah personally flying is a tweet by a guy who says that AlArabiya said so. AlAribiya's English language site does not in fact say so.

It does, though, say that after bombing 55 ISIS to death they did a flyover of the killed pilot's home town. Which is a nice touch.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2015 10:01 AM (JtwS4)

the King did NOT take part in that Air Strike. As a matter of fact he was in that town paying a condolence call on the family as the fly over took place

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2015 10:07 AM (rDqRv)

128 I graduated Summa Cum Laude from the university that I dropped out of.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 10:07 AM (7u7u7)

129 The only times I comment on Mr Moxie's weight are when he brings it up, there's a medical issue, or his suits don't fit. It's a policy that's been working for 30+ years so far.

Posted by: Y-not at February 05, 2015 10:07 AM (nNQXS)

130 Now let me be clear--atrocities committed in the name of Islam today pale in comparison to terrible things committed in the name of Christianity a long time ago. Because of white privilege. And the middle class.

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 05, 2015 10:07 AM (VAsIq)

131 The law says it's illegal not to disclose an HIV infection before "sexual intercourse", but a lawyer for Gary Debaum that intercourse is traditional sex between a man and a woman-not anal or oral sex.

Wait'll ya see what will be on THAT cake.

Posted by: In depth reporting at February 05, 2015 10:08 AM (Spluw)

132 so last night I told my wife that her legs were (cough) and I quote: "gettin' a bit thick"

Meh. Cowboys love fat calves.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 10:08 AM (IGu+c)

133 @122 - The court is expecting an amicus brief from Bill Clinton's lawyer any day now...

Posted by: JEM at February 05, 2015 10:08 AM (o+SC1)

134 T9 wife the calls a tree trimming service and asks about the availability of a wood chipper, run.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 05, 2015 10:09 AM (S+el1)

135 115 Anyone seen JJ?
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 10:04 AM (0FSuD

Last night, not this morning, but I've been in and out, mostly out.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2015 10:09 AM (2Aj5D)

136 Just getting my own name right is apparently a challenge. Now where's my helmet?

Posted by: Fewenuff at February 05, 2015 10:09 AM (zPNX5)

137 Has Obama EVER been to a National Prayer Breakfast where he did not slam Christianity in some way?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2015 10:09 AM (DXzRD)

138 @124

I am finding that recruiters really only recruit at a few schools. They use the schools weeding out process to save them time.

Wake and Duke are in that group for sure.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 10:10 AM (0FSuD)

139 My wife is not a "small" person, but I love her dearly.

I also know that I will NEVER bring up that subject in her presence. It would be like dropping the big one on Hiroshima.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2015 10:11 AM (wtvvX)

140 The school that offered the tuition waiver is Montana Tech. Small school, well wired into industry. Job placement about 95%. Average starting salary about $75k.

"But dad, it's in Butte. And there aren't any girls going to school there."

Head contents on wall. Dripping on carpet.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 05, 2015 10:11 AM (QKKMl)

141 It's not a problem for women to bring up their mate's weight, their crappy haircut, their choice of apparel, their body or breath odor or any number of appearance issues. It's their job.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 05, 2015 10:11 AM (Xrson)

142 nood painting up.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 10:12 AM (IGu+c)

143 The law says it's illegal not to disclose an HIV infection before "sexual intercourse", but a lawyer for Gary Debaum that intercourse is traditional sex between a man and a woman-not anal or oral sex.
________________________________

LOL. Yes, and "marriage" traditionally meant a union between a man and a woman, but as we've been taught by our enlightened elites (which includes our judges), such a "traditional" definition is homophobic and sexist and nativist and just plain evillllll and cannot be tolerated in a civilized society!!!

IOW, if the "traditional" definition of marriage is unacceptable in our courts, then so must be the "traditional" definition of intercourse!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2015 10:13 AM (Fnyc2)

144 But if anal and oral "sex" aren't actual sex, then every single GayMarriageTM can be annulled for non-consummation. There's a legal nicety for you.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2015 10:14 AM (xq1UY)

145 Has Obama EVER been to a National Prayer Breakfast where he did not slam Christianity in some way?
__________________________

I expect no less from him, but why do none of the Christians present ever object to, or even point out, the many glaring logical fallacies in his speeches?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2015 10:16 AM (Fnyc2)

146 So, I know it is an article of the faith among the Horde that Bacon = Better.

I have disturbingly found something that claimed to have bacon that may be the most revolting thing I've ever put in my mouth.

I think it was a Prego pasta sauce "Bacon and Provolone" I think.

DO. NOT. BUY.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 05, 2015 10:19 AM (kff5f)

147 Escort girls http://REGMODELS.RU

Posted by: Tina at February 06, 2015 06:03 PM (QIS/+)

Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0224 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0113 seconds, 155 records returned.
Page size 81 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.