Morning Thread (2-5-2015)

"You want me on that wall. You need me on that wall." ~ Brian Williams

Posted by: Andy at 06:05 AM




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1 Sup?

Posted by: HobbsRevenge at February 05, 2015 06:09 AM (kMpfN)

2


DAY 821

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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 06:10 AM (CMkNk)

3 Baby don't you want a man like me?

Posted by: guy at February 05, 2015 06:12 AM (JdEZJ)

4

From the ONT, at the very bottom of the Stag Magazine cover. Notice the article tease:

"OUR VA HOSPITALS - UNFIT FOR HEROES"

How old is this, like 50 years????


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 06:12 AM (CMkNk)

5 Crap. Sock fail again. Oh well it's early.


What I want and what I need are two different things.

Posted by: freaked at February 05, 2015 06:13 AM (JdEZJ)

6 "No score and twelve years ago, I flew on that fated helicopter...." ~Brian Williams

Posted by: Ibin Pharteen at February 05, 2015 06:14 AM (zL/eJ)

7 Corgi whistle used

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 06:15 AM (62ffX)

8 Yup...who could ever forget Brian Williams going back to Jordan and saying "I'm here to kick ass and/or chew gum...hey buddy you got any gum?" this last week...?

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 05, 2015 06:19 AM (/4AZU)

9 Lad10077 is like the snowball effect WRT waking up....

it starts slow and is well slow for a LONG time....

but eventually it is an avalanche.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 05, 2015 06:20 AM (/4AZU)

10 Hillary "under fire scamper" Clinton unavailable for comment

Posted by: Roscoe at February 05, 2015 06:21 AM (LYVbX)

11 Alrighty then.

It's no longer Perjury, or lying under oath.

All those Campus rape stories that turn into pure Bull shiite?

Simply misremembered evening is all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 06:22 AM (62ffX)

12 10 Posted by: Roscoe at February 05, 2015 06:21 AM (LYVbX)

Great fun was had with that as well...

I hope Hillary! is the candidate.... the American people can be taught she is a liar about war...something the newsies have said is "bad" WRT Yellow Cake and Bush-Hitler...

a great time will be had by all

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 05, 2015 06:23 AM (/4AZU)

13
I didn't think one could "green screen" an entire career. I give you Brian Williams.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 06:23 AM (CMkNk)

14 People sleep peacefully in their beds because Brian Williams stands ready in the night to do violence in their behalf.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 05, 2015 06:23 AM (KDbAT)

15 Please let him be fired over this.
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Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 05, 2015 06:25 AM (RZzX3)

16 Can't wait to see the Jon Stewart mashup of the Brian Williams story.

Maybe something with a clown nose on..clown nose off flavor to it?

I mean, this is comedy gold.

Like shooting fish with a barrel...or something.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 06:26 AM (62ffX)

17 Remember when the enemy demanded that Brian Williams surrender and he said "I have not yet begun to fight!"
So inspiring.

Posted by: @votermom at February 05, 2015 06:27 AM (cbfNE)

18 Brian Williams never left a man behind.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 05, 2015 06:28 AM (LImiJ)

19 Damn Andy beat me. But I ahve an excuse this time. I started drinking at 04:30



Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, February 05, 2015. On this day in 2014 (one year ago) this was my first post of the morning news.



The IRS has reinstated employee bonuses that were revoked as a result of IRS illegal activities. This has caused a lot of hot air to emanate from Orrin Hatch (don't know why they have the pic of Trey Gowdy). Hell, it's only logical to reinstate the bonuses. Obama has reinstated the targeting of conservatives.


So here we are one year later, not only has nobody been charged for multiple felonies, but nobody was fired, nobody has been punished in any manner, and they all got their bonuses. And from news reports I have seen during the past year the illegal practice of using the IRS as a political weapon continues.

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:30 AM (wlDny)

20
Brian Williams looks like Pablo Picasso's version of the Muppet newscaster head.

But dumber.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 06:30 AM (CMkNk)

21 13 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 06:23 AM (CMkNk)

"That's one small step for man one..."

Get the fuck out of the way Neil...

//Brian Williams on Apollo XI

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 05, 2015 06:30 AM (/4AZU)

22 Guest host on Bennett just had a good line. "Rubble doesn't make trouble."

Brian Williams has that tattooed on his chest.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 05, 2015 06:31 AM (LImiJ)

23
RINOs float a plan to replace Obamacare.


Congressional Republicans are unveiling what they say is a new plan to repeal and replace ObamaCare, but the blueprint, as they call it, looks an awful lot like what's been floated before.


The Patient Choice, Affordability, Responsibility and Empowerment, or CARE Act was crafted by Sen. Richard Burr, R-N.C.[84/88], Senate Finance Committee Chairman Orrin Hatch, R-Utah [75/92], and House Energy and Commerce Chairman Fred Upton, R-Mich. [72/76]


RINOs all and note how they say "Congressional Republicans". Do I think Trey Gowdy supports this bill? I seriously doubt it, just the RINOs and the RNCe.


http://is.gd/CJzG3w


And BC to barrel

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:31 AM (wlDny)

24 15....^^^^^^

Posted by: fu52 at February 05, 2015 06:31 AM (NZu+i)

25
Brian "Zelig" Williams.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 06:31 AM (CMkNk)

26 In case you missed it yesterday after hanging two terrorists King Abdullah promised to pursue ISIS until Jordan runs out of fuel and bullets. He is not a happy camper. (More later)


http://is.gd/kUmouw

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:31 AM (wlDny)

27 My only regret is that we have only one Brian Williams to give for our country.
Not to be DC Debbie Downer here, but this is like zen and the art of mole-whacking. Lying douchebag sneering lefties BIRM have a really deep bench.

This guy is toast, for certain values of toast. He'll have to write journalism textbooks and give speeches now, poor baby. I wouldn't be surprised to see a refugee from CNN take his place, moving up from a .5 market share to a, what, eight? Don't expect HL Mencken or David Ross Locke to succeed to that chair. Newsrooms gotta room.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2015 06:32 AM (xq1UY)

28 Gallop, which is actually a liberal polling outfit, came out and acknowledged that the posted unemployment rates we have are a "big lie". They don't say what it is but most economists give a range of between 16 and 20 percent. IOW depression era levels.


http://is.gd/JyFBLp

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:32 AM (wlDny)

29 More cockroaches abandoning the sinking Obama ship. Question is; is this voluntary or not?


http://is.gd/EfXHZw

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:32 AM (wlDny)

30 Joke of the week; JEB Bush talks about how "conservative" he is by touting another liberal income transfer to bankrupt urban areas like Detroit.


http://is.gd/IRwfyA

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:32 AM (wlDny)

31 22 Guest host on Bennett just had a good line. "Rubble doesn't make trouble."

Brian Williams has that tattooed on his chest.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 05, 2015 06:31 AM (LImiJ)


"Rubble doesn't make trouble."

"But Flintstone will fuck you up!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 06:33 AM (CMkNk)

32 15 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 05, 2015 06:25 AM (RZzX3)

Democrat lies are a resume enhancer...

I give you:

Joe "Coal Miner's Daughter" Biden

Hillary "Bosnia Sniper Dodger" Clinton

Barack "Fuck I don't have enough time to list them all" Obama

Lez "I am Squatting Bull of Cherokee Nation: Warren

and on and on

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 05, 2015 06:33 AM (/4AZU)

33 Headline "Police Look for Shooting Suspect at MD High School". An indeterminate yoot shot and wounded two students. MD has some of the most severe gun control laws in the country and it is against federal law for "yoots" to posses a handgun. But, the gun control asswipes will be out in force tooting this horn as another reason for making all guns illegal. Except the ones under government control, of course.


http://is.gd/cdSRjv

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:33 AM (wlDny)

34 Obama is going after Internet control again after being shot down by SCOTUS once before. What he worry? The Alfred E. Newman President is spending your tax dollars in court to screw you.


http://is.gd/GP59pN

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:33 AM (wlDny)

35 Hairy Reid's brother arrested in NV for DUI and punching a State Patrol officer.


Reid was charged with misdemeanor driving under the influence, battery on a protected person, driving in or across a median, failure to obey or comply with an officer, violation of the seatbelt requirement and possession of a gun while under the influence of alcohol. A criminal complaint had not been filed as of Wednesday afternoon and no court date had been set.


Some of those charges are felonies. It will be interesting to see what comes out of this. I am betting it will be "plea bargained" down to nothing.


http://is.gd/EE9dr0

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:34 AM (wlDny)

36 28 Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:32 AM (wlDny)

and never forget Vic Gallop is just acknowledging U3 itself is gamed...they are not even beginning to address U6...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 05, 2015 06:34 AM (/4AZU)

37 One wonders how many federal dollars Dartmouth is getting. Most private schools still get federal dollars. In this case they should be cut off entirely. Dartmouth is offering a useless, even negative value, course on "Black Lives Matter" supporting thugs.


http://is.gd/tDjCVN

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:34 AM (wlDny)

38 Train wreck 20 miles north of NYC kills 7 people. It looks like safety features on the crossing gate failed to function and the driver of the car lacked common sense.


http://is.gd/pvzqRg

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:34 AM (wlDny)

39 AL auto plant (bearings) will once again fight the Obama packed NLRB to get a union out of its plant. The NLRB rejected the election that refused the union and called for another in which more votes were cast than the entire plant workforce. I am not up on all the nuances of labor law in these kinds of situations but it would seem to me that they should be able to bypass the corrupt Obama NLRB and go straight to court, perhaps even an AL court. I still think the NLRB should be totally eliminated.


http://is.gd/QPPulX

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:34 AM (wlDny)

40
Senate vote to kill funding for Obama's illegal amnesty failed. Since this was a "funding bill" this crap about needed 60 votes is BS.


The vote in the Senate was 53 to 47, similar to Tuesday's vote on a similar procedural measure, and well short of the 60 votes that would be needed to open debate on a House-passed Homeland Security measure.


I throw the BS flag on that paragraph. Republicans failed to invoke the rules that allow cloture with a simple majority on budget bills.


http://is.gd/A67dG4

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:35 AM (wlDny)

41 Dammit I'm looking for archived stories of rightwing and Evangelical fabrications as fast as I can!

Posted by: Harried ABCNBCCBSMSNBCCNN Staff at February 05, 2015 06:35 AM (7TyuC)

42 I only regret that I have but one lie to give for my country.

Posted by: Brian "Nathan Hale" Williams at February 05, 2015 06:35 AM (FHh8u)

43 Really makes those Michael Douglas narrated "NBC News values" commercials that much MORE ironic, doesn't it ?

Values like... "experience" (not a value) and "lying".

Indeed. That tells us all we need to know about NBC news right there.

Posted by: deadrody at February 05, 2015 06:35 AM (vJOFB)

44 Obama is going back for another massive land grab by the EPA with a regulation even worse than the one the Supreme Court threw out before. IOW he is thumbing his nose at the court with unrestricted lawfare. And we the taxpayers are paying for his lawyers while victims have to pay their own way.


Republican lawmakers warned Wednesday that a complex EPA proposal in the works would give the federal government "free reign" to regulate virtually any waterway or wetland in the country.


Hey Republican lawmakers, all you are doing is Hot Air. You took all your battle weapons off the table.


http://is.gd/m721BS

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:36 AM (wlDny)

45 Amazing, CNN has just found out that Jebby The Hut is pro-amnesty.


http://is.gd/WbLrE9

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:36 AM (wlDny)

46 Did I ever tell you about the time I was on Hill 454 with nothing but my bayonet and my dog tags and my thousand and one use poncho?

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 06:36 AM (KDbAT)

47 Here is Ann Coulter's Response to Jebby The Hut:


Three generations of imbeciles are enough.



http://is.gd/fBS0qU

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:36 AM (wlDny)

48 32 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 05, 2015 06:33 AM (/4AZU)


JFK - The PT 109 was NOT a profile in courage. He was almost court martial for dereliction of duty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 06:36 AM (CMkNk)

49 This is what it takes to get a schoolteacher fired who is a black woman. How about beating up a FIRST Grader for having too much lunch? And this is not the first time this ogre has been involved in this kind of crap. She should not be allowed within 1000 yards of any children.


A pic of the ogress. And no she has no resemblance to Fiona.


http://is.gd/PUYXFW


Story


http://is.gd/oyOaXe

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:37 AM (wlDny)

50
You want the truth? I can't handle the truth!

-- Brian "Old Blood and Guts" Williams

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 05, 2015 06:37 AM (bWFHa)

51 Yet another excessive action by TSA goons. Thank you Scankles for taking this away from civilians and giving it to union organized federal thugs. Not only are people abused by incompetent assholes, but now the taxpayer is to be held accountable for their actions. It appears that none of these goons have been disciplined in any way. Congressional Republicans, along with Democrat support, should pass a bill repealing the assignment to the feds and return this to private practice.


http://is.gd/sJu0tR

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:37 AM (wlDny)

52
President Barack Obama reportedly talked to Muslim Americans about stopping the Islamic State and stopping anti-Muslim discrimination during a meeting at the White House Wednesday. He even talked to them about Obamacare.


It speaks for itself, no comment needed.


http://is.gd/CLv0Hz

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:37 AM (wlDny)

53 @2 And absent something like a Convention of the States we may put a parking brake on a truck going over a cliff.

Posted by: Cheerful Pessimist at February 05, 2015 06:37 AM (7TyuC)

54 50
You want the truth? I can't handle the truth!

-- Brian "Old Blood and Guts" Williams
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 05, 2015 06:37 AM (bWFHa)


Meme generator, stat!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 06:38 AM (CMkNk)

55 King with balls is reported to have actually participated in an air strike against ISIS.


http://is.gd/FobB9S

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:38 AM (wlDny)

56 DC council member wants totally free college for the University of DC. I say no as long as they get ANY federal dollars in DC at all.


http://is.gd/Q0YxDE

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:38 AM (wlDny)

57 48 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 06:36 AM (CMkNk)

Yup it's good ton be a Donk...

ask

Lyndon Baines "Silver Star for a Check Flight" Johnson

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 05, 2015 06:38 AM (/4AZU)

58 53% of Iowa Republicans and 81% of their Democrats think the muzzies are "inherently peaceful". Tell me again why we let them go first in our nominating process.


http://is.gd/Sx251R

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:38 AM (wlDny)

59 55 King with balls is reported to have actually participated in an air strike against ISIS.


http://is.gd/FobB9S
Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:38 AM (wlDny)



King Abdullah Williams.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 06:38 AM (CMkNk)

60 Nepotism at the DOJ by unindicted felon Holder? Say it isn't so. Also, this is an actual violation of federal employment rules. I won't hold my breath waiting for a charge or any action (besides hot air) by spineless Republicans.


http://is.gd/5bMB4d

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:38 AM (wlDny)

61 Please let him be fired over this. [etc., etc.]


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 05, 2015 06:25 AM


Fired? Yeah, right.

Just like his Heroic Medical Reporter who covered teh Ebolaz and decided she needed Chinese food more than she needed to be quarantined?

These people do not get fired. Only those with actual functioning consciences get fired.

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 05, 2015 06:39 AM (P8YHq)

62 If that train had not been electric, the carnage would have been less. Just saying.

Fellow time relativists, how many thought the Vic News had been running for at least several years? Funny how fast you form habits. I finally have a good one.

The Brits have a big thee-ater named Old Vic. Fundamentally decent chaps.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2015 06:40 AM (xq1UY)

63 @58
I keel you

Posted by: Ahmed the Misunderstanding Terrorist at February 05, 2015 06:40 AM (7TyuC)

64 Romney aid says Axelrod lied with his race-baiting statements about Mitt's concession.


http://is.gd/bbkyag

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:40 AM (wlDny)

65 I remember when Brian Williams led the charge of the Light Brigade.

Posted by: fluffy at February 05, 2015 06:40 AM (Ua6T/)

66
And speaking of felon Holder:


In a press conference Wednesday, outgoing Attorney General Eric Holder said that, despite what his critics say, during his tenure he's successfully de-politicized the Department of Justice after it had been corrupted by the Bush administration.


Not only is he an unindicted felon, he is a very stupid liar.


http://is.gd/C9emXt

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:41 AM (wlDny)

67 IBD on the Obama budget and the MFM ass kissers.


http://is.gd/cLTsEg

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:41 AM (wlDny)

68 The Daily Deals


http://is.gd/8lipYh



That's it for today folks. I will be taking today off after a brief visit here at the Morning Thread.

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:41 AM (wlDny)

69 "34
Obama is going after Internet control again after being shot down by
SCOTUS once before. What he worry? The Alfred E. Newman President is
spending your tax dollars in court to screw you.


http://is.gd/GP59pN



Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:33 AM (wlDny)"

The Supreme Court has made their decision. Now let them enforce it.

Posted by: Andrew Jackson - 19th century Democrat at February 05, 2015 06:42 AM (KDbAT)

70 Brian Williams - 'I spent much of the weekend thinking Id gone crazy.'


Welcome to my world Brian.

Posted by: freaked at February 05, 2015 06:42 AM (JdEZJ)

71 69 Posted by: Andrew Jackson - 19th century Democrat at February 05, 2015 06:42 AM (KDbAT)

I just can't wait to be king...

//Democrat Birthing Cry

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 05, 2015 06:42 AM (/4AZU)

72 Good morning all.

Hope everything went well yesterday, Vic. Relatively well, that is.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 05, 2015 06:43 AM (GqEzX)

73 "55
King with balls is reported to have actually participated in an air strike against ISIS.


http://is.gd/FobB9S

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:38 AM (wlDny)"

As someone said on the ONT, if we have to have a foreign born Muslim as President, why couldn't it be this guy?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 05, 2015 06:46 AM (KDbAT)

74 73 Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 05, 2015 06:46 AM (KDbAT)

The king of Jordan has friendlier ties and feelings with Israel than SCOAMF it is surreal...

thanks Democrats.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 05, 2015 06:47 AM (/4AZU)

75 Brian Williams never left a man's behind.

Fixed for fucking accuracy.

Posted by: RickZ at February 05, 2015 06:48 AM (47ca9)

76 73 As someone said on the ONT, if we have to have a foreign born Muslim as President, why couldn't it be this guy?
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 05, 2015 06:46 AM (KDbAT)


Ralph Peters/General al-Sisi '16

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 06:48 AM (CMkNk)

77 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 05, 2015 06:47 AM (/4AZU)


The King of Jordan has friendlier ties and feeling with America than SCOAMF.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 05, 2015 06:49 AM (KDbAT)

78 70 Brian Williams - 'I spent much of the weekend thinking Id gone crazy.'


Welcome to my world Brian.
Posted by: freaked at February 05, 2015 06:42 AM (JdEZJ)


When Brian Williams makes Nancy Pelosi look rational . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 06:49 AM (CMkNk)

79 >>> The king of Jordan has friendlier ties and feelings with Israel than SCOAMF it is surreal...

And the Palestinians hate Jordan.

Posted by: fluffy at February 05, 2015 06:49 AM (Ua6T/)

80 79 And the Palestinians hate Jordan.
Posted by: fluffy at February 05, 2015 06:49 AM (Ua6T/)


They know where the real Palestine actually is. But, Joos.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 06:51 AM (CMkNk)

81 Back to the RC Morons

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:52 AM (wlDny)

82
Stage Deli will now have the Brian Williams sandwich:

Raw chicken and tongue on a day old hero.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 06:53 AM (CMkNk)

83 Well Jordan is one of the only Muslim countries that actually took in Palestinians. They haven't exactly "assimilated" though, so the King has a problem there.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2015 06:54 AM (xq1UY)

84 Anyone see Lanny Davis' ridiculous performance on Bill O last night? Looks like the Clinton machine's bimbo alert early detection and warning system is up and running already.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 05, 2015 06:54 AM (bS6uW)

85
Some misremembered evening
You may see a stranger...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 05, 2015 06:54 AM (bWFHa)

86 Pro tip for anyone with a desert kingdom: never take in Palestinians.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 05, 2015 06:55 AM (bS6uW)

87 83 Well Jordan is one of the only Muslim countries that actually took in Palestinians. They haven't exactly "assimilated" though, so the King has a problem there.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2015 06:54 AM (xq1UY)


There are many Palestinian "communities" in the Muzzy world and they are all 2nd class citizens at best wherever they are. The irony is that Palestinians in Israel proper are more prosperous than anywhere else.

But, I keeeel you.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 06:55 AM (CMkNk)

88 85
Some misremembered evening
You may see a stranger...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 05, 2015 06:54 AM (bWFHa)


You may see a stranger,
taking pot-shots at you . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 06:56 AM (CMkNk)

89 And the Palestinians hate Jordan.

Posted by: fluffy at February 05, 2015 06:49 AM (Ua6T/)

The Pallies killed Abdullah II's grandfather and tried to kill his father about 50 times.

King Hussein kicked the shit out of the Pallies during Black September. His army killed thousands of them.

Payback is a bitch.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2015 06:59 AM (Zu3d9)

90 Oops....they killed Abdullah II's great-grandfather......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2015 07:04 AM (Zu3d9)

91 Pro tip for anyone with a desert kingdom:
never take in Palestinians.
Posted by: Blacksheep




Fixed for survival.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 07:05 AM (UvN9Y)

92 If BW is fired I'm sure they will find a place for him on zero's staff.

Posted by: freaked at February 05, 2015 07:06 AM (JdEZJ)

93 The Pallies killed Abdullah II's grandfather and tried to kill his father about 50 times.

King Hussein kicked the shit out of the Pallies during Black September. His army killed thousands of them.
Payback is a bitch.



And they still didn't learn.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 07:07 AM (UvN9Y)

94 Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2015 06:36 AM (wlDny)
========================

One interesting point Coulter makes in this piece is that of the prospective RINO candidates only Romney has consistently tried to limit government benefits for illegals.

Translation: if immigration control is your hot button issue, like it is for Coulter, Mittens is your candidate.

Posted by: MTF at February 05, 2015 07:08 AM (FCsIb)

95 Stringer Davis: "Fellow time relativists, how many thought the Vic News had been running for at least several years?"

Well, to be fair, the past year has felt like several years!

Congratulations, Vic, happy anniversary, and so many thanks for your work.

Morning, Glories!

Posted by: mindful webworker - non sensical at February 05, 2015 07:08 AM (W2Fol)

96 49 This is what it takes to get a schoolteacher fired who is a black woman. How about beating up a FIRST Grader for having too much lunch? And this is not the first time this ogre has been involved in this kind of crap. She should not be allowed within 1000 yards of any children.

Someone should kick her fat ass for having too much lunch. And breakfast. And second breakfast. And Elevensies. And afternoon tea. And dinner. And supper.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2015 07:09 AM (mx5oN)

97 You know what would be cool? If Hairy Reid got an eye patch like a pirate. It would do wonders for his image.

Posted by: freaked at February 05, 2015 07:09 AM (JdEZJ)

98
In a moment of weakness, I confused real life events with a dream and misstated the facts about my helicopter adventure, but I should be forgiven for this transgression after the probing work I performed exposing George W. Bush' falsehoods about his military service.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 07:10 AM (P330y)

99 94 Posted by: MTF at February 05, 2015 07:08 AM (FCsIb)

Ann Coulter keeps tripping on her tits. I'm rather done with her, actually.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:10 AM (CMkNk)

100 Wonder if Scott Pelle has any "Mis-remberence" issues about to bubble up to the surface as well?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 07:11 AM (62ffX)

101 97 You know what would be cool? If Hairy Reid got an eye patch like a pirate. It would do wonders for his image.
Posted by: freaked at February 05, 2015 07:09 AM (JdEZJ)

Pirates are in this year.

Posted by: Matthew Patel, First Evil Ex at February 05, 2015 07:11 AM (mx5oN)

102 Bruce Jenner.


She sounds hideous.

Posted by: freaked at February 05, 2015 07:12 AM (JdEZJ)

103 Happy anniversary, Vic! The VNN seems like it's been around for way longer than that, though.

Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at February 05, 2015 07:12 AM (c+gwp)

104 102 Bruce Jenner.


She sounds hideous.
Posted by: freaked at February 05, 2015 07:12 AM (JdEZJ)

He's a guy, so...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2015 07:13 AM (mx5oN)

105 No....
Just NO.


Posted by: Pirate Parrot Union, Local 337 at February 05, 2015 07:13 AM (62ffX)

106 You know what would be cool? If Hairy Reid got an eye patch like a pirate. It would do wonders for his image.



He would scare little kids.
He would never be able to catch another one.

Do it for the chirrun Hairy!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 07:13 AM (UvN9Y)

107 It seems to me that the King of Jordan could do himself some good both at home and abroad by sending troops into Iraq to secure some of the western desert parts of Iraq. Those areas are sparsely settled and an air mobile strike to cut off Rutha followed by tanks and troops along the roads to take the border towns and then secure the road to Rutha would safeguard the border with Jordan and capture a bunch of ISIS prisoners to be hung.


If that goes well and the Jordanians are feeling particularly frisky, they could go north and secure the town of Al Quaim and possibly Abu Kamal on the Syrian side of the border. This would cut off one of the ISIS connections between Syria and Iraq as well as putting some oil wells under Jordanian control.


Once these areas are secured, Jordan can start relocating Palestinian refugees to these areas. When the Jordanians eventually leave, the Palestinians remain.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 05, 2015 07:14 AM (KDbAT)

108 The Jordanians get an ass-kicker, the Americans have an ass-licker. There's just something seriously wrong about that.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2015 07:15 AM (mx5oN)

109 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:10 AM

*Fist bump* I relegated her to the not serious category (along with most other media types) a long time ago.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 05, 2015 07:16 AM (60Vyp)

110 Obama is going after Internet control again after being shot down by SCOTUS once before.

I've already started to see the hooray, the internet is saved (by turning it into a public utility and taxing the shit out of it) celebratory crowing from my lib acquaintances facebook.

Posted by: no good deed at February 05, 2015 07:16 AM (w3a0Z)

111 Republican lawmakers warned Wednesday that a complex EPA proposal in the works would give the federal government "free reign" to regulate virtually any waterway or wetland in the country.



3 S's. Shoot. Shovel. Shut up.

When more EPA people start disappearing, shit will stop.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 07:17 AM (UvN9Y)

112 @95 Well, to be fair, the past year has felt like several years!

I saw Einstein open for Feynman with that "kick in the balls" line.
When it comes to stand-up, theoretical physics, and 'splainin' misery, da Joos are hard to beat. It's like it's bred into 'em or something.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2015 07:18 AM (xq1UY)

113 It's like it's bred into 'em or something.

Unleavened, of course.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2015 07:19 AM (mx5oN)

114 @109 Yeah, it's sad, but Coulter's reputation has been Mahered.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2015 07:20 AM (xq1UY)

115 Once these areas are secured, Jordan can start relocating Palestinian refugees to these areas. When the Jordanians eventually leave, the Palestinians remain.



Go all BC on their asses. When you take land in a war, you don't give it back.

"Don't start none, won't be none" Theory of War.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 07:20 AM (UvN9Y)

116 @113 Mind your mannas.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2015 07:21 AM (xq1UY)

117 95 103
IIRC Vic's News Service has been around longer than one year.

I think he was making note of the IRS mess running for over a year with no one being charged or going to jail.


Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 05, 2015 07:21 AM (GqEzX)

118 It's like it's bred into 'em or something.

Unleavened, of course.
Posted by: Insomniac


That's hard.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 07:21 AM (UvN9Y)

119 118 It's like it's bred into 'em or something.

Unleavened, of course.
Posted by: Insomniac


That's hard.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 07:21 AM (UvN9Y)

Puns like that are too good to pass over.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2015 07:22 AM (mx5oN)

120 It's like it's bred into 'em or something.

Unleavened, of course.
Posted by: Insomniac


Corrie bread. Like a pancake?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 07:23 AM (UvN9Y)

121 I'll never forget the story of Brian Williams and his determination to fight on, when on a flight to Belgium, he was confronted by a German tourist. The German dude asked Brian to surrender the aisle seat.

Brian calmly looked up at the man, extended a stalwart hand in which held a bag of airplane snack food, and gave his now-famous one word response:

Nuts?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2015 07:23 AM (Dj0WE)

122 Puns like that are too good to pass over.
Posted by: Insomniac



Especially with your rye sense of humor.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 07:23 AM (UvN9Y)

123 120 It's like it's bred into 'em or something.

Unleavened, of course.
Posted by: Insomniac


Corrie bread. Like a pancake?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 07:23 AM (UvN9Y)

But very bitter.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2015 07:24 AM (mx5oN)

124 Steve Kroft, Dan Rather, and Brian Williams walk into a bar...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2015 07:24 AM (659DL)

125 But very bitter.
Posted by: Insomniac


Like Keystone Light. Bitter bitch face.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 07:25 AM (UvN9Y)

126 Puns like that are too good to pass over.
Posted by: Insomniac



Especially with your rye sense of humor.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 07:23 AM (UvN9Y)


But enough with the leavening...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2015 07:26 AM (659DL)

127 Oops! http://tinyurl.com/p4mvbxp

Why does this not surprise me? Brian Williams needs to just go away.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 05, 2015 07:26 AM (60Vyp)

128
I hope that Jordanian military is not infiltrated by Muzzy Bro'hood stooges.

I'm afraid I know otherwise.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:26 AM (CMkNk)

129
New nickname for Brian Williams:

Fibber McGee.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:28 AM (CMkNk)

130 I hope that Jordanian military is not infiltrated by Muzzy Bro'hood stooges.


No, it's not. The Brits left behind a very professional and effective legacy there. And if you will note, neither is the Egyptian military.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2015 07:28 AM (659DL)

131 How about MB stooges in the WH?

Posted by: Feh at February 05, 2015 07:29 AM (g/zj9)

132 Most people don't realize the movie Apocalypse Now is actually based on the life of Brian Williams.

Brian was doing a story somewhere in the Orient, but it was badly over-budget, and he had a bunch of locals running around doing his bidding, much to the chagrin of the network.

So they sent a young, hotshot producer in to cut off Brian's access to camera's and microphones. Brian tried to explain to this young producer how the network setup was a sham, and that the only way to REALLY get the hard-hitting story was to live among the locals, to become like them.

The producer was unfazed, in spite of being held up by Brian in a karaoke bar for hours. The producer even had the audacity to cut up one of Brian's headshots.

Brian's last words to him: The horror...the HORROR!

Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2015 07:30 AM (Dj0WE)

133 130 No, it's not. The Brits left behind a very professional and effective legacy there. And if you will note, neither is the Egyptian military.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2015 07:28 AM (659DL)


The only reason I bring that up is because a) it is possible and b) Anwar Sadat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:31 AM (CMkNk)

134

Monty Python's Life of Brian - - Williams.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:31 AM (CMkNk)

135 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 05, 2015 07:33 AM (2Ayux)

136 So, Al Gore invented the internet, Hillary was shot at in Bosnia, Kerry saw atrocities committed by American soldiers in Vietnam, Clinton "did not have sexual relations with that woman", and Brian Williams was in a helicopter hit by an RPG. Whew!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 05, 2015 07:33 AM (rldyO)

137 But enough with the leavening...
Posted by: Circa



So, you're saying to bag it?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 07:34 AM (UvN9Y)

138 I don't know which nickname I like better:

Lyin' Williams

or

Brian Wil-LIE-ams

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 05, 2015 07:34 AM (rldyO)

139 So, I guess that time Brian Williams killed those Yetis with a boom mic was also bullshit.

First, OJ, now this. All my heroes are fallen.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2015 07:34 AM (659DL)

140 138 Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 05, 2015 07:34 AM (rldyO)

Brain Wanderings.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:35 AM (CMkNk)

141 139 So, I guess that time Brian Williams killed those Yetis with a boom mic was also bullshit.

First, OJ, now this. All my heroes are fallen.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2015 07:34 AM (659DL)


I feel abandoned.

Posted by: Bruised Gender at February 05, 2015 07:36 AM (CMkNk)

142 So, you're saying to bag it?

It's the yeast of our problems.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2015 07:36 AM (659DL)

143 This is the day that ordinary working families need to throw off the chains of Zionist banksters and their illegal wars against brown people.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 05, 2015 07:38 AM (Y8OTr)

144 This is the day that ordinary working families need to throw off the chains of Zionist banksters and their illegal wars against brown people.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 05, 2015 07:38 AM (Y8OTr)

145
By the way, Brian Williams actually was the test driver in the NBC exploding gas tank Ford Explorer, but he was too modest to tell anyone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:38 AM (CMkNk)

146 Saddest moment of Brian Williams' career was during a union strike in Pennsylvania against the parent company of NBC, General Electric.

Brian was sent in to try to secure a firm footing for the company's position, but as he sent his staff in among the picket lines, most of them succumbed to the union's positions, and did not return to the network with Brian.

When he got back, GE executives were trying to get him to rally the news division to prepare for the union's counter-attack.

Brian's response: General Electric, I have no news division!

Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2015 07:38 AM (Dj0WE)

147 "It's the yeast of our problems."


Whew, thanks. I kneaded that reassurance.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2015 07:39 AM (a2gkT)

148 Hey, man, you don't talk to the Williams. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "Do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm... no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man! I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas...

Posted by: Bob's House of Photojournalism at February 05, 2015 07:40 AM (yxw0r)

149 Whew, thanks. I kneaded that reassurance.

The truth rises to the top.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2015 07:40 AM (659DL)

150 144 This is the day that ordinary working families need to throw off the chains of Zionist banksters and their illegal wars against brown people.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 05, 2015 07:38 AM (Y8OTr)

Dear One:

My name is Suha Arafat. I was former wife of hero Yessir Arofat and for years since his death's demise, I have been oppressed by Zionest bankssters. Please send me $5000 US via Western Union to cover all modalities to stop oppressing brown peoples.

Remain blessed

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:40 AM (CMkNk)

151 "115
Once these areas are secured, Jordan can start relocating Palestinian
refugees to these areas. When the Jordanians eventually leave, the
Palestinians remain.







Go all BC on their asses. When you take land in a war, you don't give it back.



"Don't start none, won't be none" Theory of War.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 07:20 AM (UvN9Y)"

Well, you know, that is a possibility too. One of the often repeated tropes about Iraq was that it might eventually break up into a Sunni, Shiite and Kurd nation. There is no particular reason that the Sunni part has to be controlled by murderous lunatics like ISIS rather than the more benevolent and rational Hashemite monarchy. For a lot of Sunnis in Iraq, ISIS probably seemed like a good deal at first since they were getting screwed by the Shiite Maliki government after Obama pulled all the US troops out. Since Arabs don't seem to have particularly strong affections for democracy, a benevolent king probably seems like a better deal.


Relocating the Palestinians to the border areas is a kind of poison pill for the countries who currently own that territory. The message is that if you do succeed in taking this land back, you will have to deal with several million of these troublesome fuckheads.

It would not surprise me if Israel would contribute equipment, logistics and eve air support if they could relocate the populations of the West Bank and Gaza to western Iraq and eastern Syria. The government of Lebanon might even be inclined to look the other way if Israel came across the border to relocate Palestinians out of camps in southern Lebanon for new homes in the sunny climes of Iraq. Presumably, the UN can feed them there as well as they do in their present locations.

And if the Palestinians do prove to be too much bother for Jordan, they can just move the border back ten miles and recognize the new Palestinian state or leave them for Iraq, Syria or ISIS to deal with.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 05, 2015 07:41 AM (KDbAT)

152 So, you're saying to bag it?


It's the yeast of our problems.



Just trying to jam some levity in, sandwiched between the outrage.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 07:42 AM (BXda/)

153 The parallels to the last great progressive liars era of the Wilson administration are astonishing. Difference is we are actually more two faced and corrupt than that bunch of liars were. Blacksox didn't get away with it like the Pats will. Prohibition lie, race strife lies, rape lies. The entire movement is grounded in lies.

Posted by: Anthropology Guy at February 05, 2015 07:45 AM (vSDfO)

154 "Just trying to jam some levity in, sandwiched between the outrage."



Now you're just hamming it up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2015 07:46 AM (a2gkT)

155 Could it be a new Hitler in the bunker / Downfall meme ?

Brian Williams finds out he mis-remembered

Posted by: McCool at February 05, 2015 07:46 AM (nCSwS)

156 I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas...

This week on a very special "Dangerous Catch," Brian Williams braves the waters of the Bering Sea to fight the agents of SPECTRE.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2015 07:46 AM (659DL)

157 153 Prohibition lie, race strife lies, rape lies. The entire movement is grounded in lies.
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at February 05, 2015 07:45 AM (vSDfO)


Truth WILL out. Maybe not soon, but it will. And that will be a sight to see.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:46 AM (CMkNk)

158 "124
Steve Kroft, Dan Rather, and Brian Williams walk into a bar...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2015 07:24 AM (659DL)"

Dan Rather and Brian Williams point to Steve Croft and say, "I'll have what he's drinking."

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 05, 2015 07:46 AM (KDbAT)

159 Now you're just hamming it up.



If they'd stop egging it on.....

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 07:47 AM (IGu+c)

160 Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 05, 2015 07:46 AM (KDbAT)

You owe me one keyboard.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2015 07:49 AM (659DL)

161 "I'll have what he's drinking."


Yeah, but do you know where he's drinking it from...?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2015 07:49 AM (a2gkT)

162 Brian Williams didn't know he lied until he read about it in the papers.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 05, 2015 07:50 AM (ee9LE)

163 NBC will give Brian Williams a promotion over this.

Posted by: @JohnTant at February 05, 2015 07:51 AM (PFy0L)

164 162 Brian Williams didn't know he lied until he read about it in the papers.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 05, 2015 07:50 AM (ee9LE)



Brian Williams? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 05, 2015 07:51 AM (CMkNk)

165 "If they'd stop egging it on....."



Ah, that's baloney.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2015 07:51 AM (a2gkT)

166 As much as we mock him, I was wondering if anybody here ever actually has watched Cosmos with Neil deGrass Tyson? I did. I was at the library looking for books for my 2nd grader and saw a DVD of the Cosmos series and though I'd try it, think maybe it has some redeeming value and maybe my son would learn something..

Truth is it was far worse than I ever imagined. Tyson is a pompous condescending jackass. The level of science, if you can call it that, was at 4th grade level at best. And most of the science was just global warming, pollution and capitalism is destroying the planet and ancient civilzations were much better and wiser than anything we have today. One thing I learned is that Venus was once an idylic lovely plant, much like earth before man came around. Then carbon dioxide destroyed it and turned it into the hellish desert it is today. The heat has nothing to do with the act that it is 30% closer o the sun The pompous condescending jackass actually said that. Oh, and the Geat Library of Alexandria, was man's greatest accomplishment ever and the result of a civilization that gave great importance to education (unlike us) It was eventually destroyed by a Tea Party-like mob that hated evolution and vaccines. (Actually it was probably an earthqhake and fire but that doesn't fit the narrative)

I watched about 2 and a half shows and couldn't take it any more. And this is what the "I Love Science Crowd) is impressed with? Anybody that has sat through college level physics, math, chemistry or engineering course as seen better, more interesting speakers and certainly been exposed to more real science. But obviously that is not the point of the series. It seemed, from what I saw, an exerciser confirm in the mind of it's viewers that they are smart if they watch the show and agree with the material presented and everybody else is dumb. Maybe Tyson is actually intelligent but he comes across as a pompous condescending jackass, which may not be fair to pompous condescending jackass as some of them are actually quite knowledgeable.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 05, 2015 07:51 AM (1BQGO)

167
Okay fellow babies. Off to the gym.

Later.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:52 AM (CMkNk)

168 Golfman: "IIRC Vic's News Service has been around longer than one year. I think he was making note of the IRS mess running for over a year with no one being charged or going to jail."

D'oh! (Re-reads Vic's comment.) I think you're right.

I was misled by Stringer Davis. As I always told my kids, the important thing is, we know who to blame.

Posted by: mindful webworker - avian mentality at February 05, 2015 07:52 AM (XtR0g)

169 Ah, that's baloney.



Why do you think the wurst of me?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 07:53 AM (IGu+c)

170 Ammo Alert
22lr
Still n stock

http://tinyurl.com/ojvcnnz

Posted by: Pirate Parrot Union, Local 337 at February 05, 2015 07:56 AM (62ffX)

171 I said, "In a dirty glass. Dammit.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2015 07:56 AM (xq1UY)

172 Off you feathered Union sock.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 07:56 AM (62ffX)

173 I read at SooperMexican that Brian Williams also told tall tales about his time in New Orleans during Katrina. He said he had dysentery from sewer water and was rescued from gangs by a NOPD officer. He also said he saw a body float by his hotel room just like his time in Banda Aceh. I look forward to the fisking of his every word.

Posted by: no good deed at February 05, 2015 07:57 AM (w3a0Z)

174 He also said he saw a body float by his hotel room just like his time in Banda Aceh.

Pretty sure that was just a hungover Steve Kroft.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2015 07:58 AM (659DL)

175 Mika didn't mention it on Morning Ho. How curious?

Posted by: hadoop at February 05, 2015 07:59 AM (2X7pN)

176 I read at SooperMexican that Brian Williams also told tall tales about his time in New Orleans during Katrina. He said he had dysentery from sewer water



Served at the Superdome Buffet?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 08:00 AM (IGu+c)

177 The Brian Williams jokes are hilarious. The gift that keeps on giving....

Off to the dentist for the bi-annual scrape, scrape, scrape- but your teeth feel so nice afterwards!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 05, 2015 08:00 AM (+XMAD)

178 I was misled by Stringer Davis.

That's what she said. I had to change colleges.

No seriously. The Old Vic is, in all likelihood, not actually named after Vic.
There. Full disclosure.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2015 08:01 AM (xq1UY)

179 Some of those charges are felonies. It will be interesting to see what comes out of this. I am betting it will be "plea bargained" down to nothing.


Hey, seatbelt violation aint' nothing!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 05, 2015 08:02 AM (cZOkr)

180 The Old Vic is, in all likelihood, not actually named after Vic.

Conjecture.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2015 08:03 AM (659DL)

181 So I got an interesting bit of spam this morning in the email account that is linked to my nic. For a dating site, of all things. Interesting part about it is it was addressed to CitizenGGE, a sock that I used exactly one day.


#things that make you say WTeverlovin'F???

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 05, 2015 08:03 AM (6fyGz)

182
It's a lie, I never bopped Brian Williams.

Posted by: Laura Ingraham at February 05, 2015 08:04 AM (P330y)

183 Morning all.

Everyday I think I can't hate Liberals anymore than I do today, and every day the next morning I prove myself wrong!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2015 08:04 AM (rDqRv)

184 Saw on the ONT that Maet has a kidney stone.That was the worst oain I ever had when it moved from my kidney to my bladder.Passing it was painless though believe ot or not.

Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2015 08:06 AM (v5UtH)

185 . . . And then I said, "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 08:06 AM (ee9LE)

186 Thanks for the misrememberies!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 05, 2015 08:06 AM (NeFrd)

187 By the way, I made the mistake of looking back over comments I made on yesterday's morning thread, and considering the limits of this form of communication and my own poor verbal skills, I thought to say,

If I wrote anything that seemed mean-spirited or unfriendly, I meant it the other way.

Posted by: mindful webworker - after thought at February 05, 2015 08:06 AM (XtR0g)

188 166 Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 05, 2015 07:51 AM (1BQGO)

The Gaia Watermelon Kult worships a dude that flunked out of Divinity school and the Mean Girls Club of East Anglia....

it is a *low bar* NDT has to hop over...

and this walk ain't gonna take itself folks...

"hang in there we're all in this together...."

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 05, 2015 08:07 AM (/4AZU)

189 So I got an interesting bit of spam this morning in the email account that is linked to my nic. For a dating site, of all things.

Interesting part about it is it was addressed to CitizenGGE, a sock that I used exactly one day.



The spam is coming from inside the house!


Fess up. Which Moron signed him up?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 08:07 AM (IGu+c)

190 To go along with the sidebar article on Star Trek vs Star Wars. Who wins between Red Shirts and Storm Troopers. Old website from the early days of the internet.

http://tinyurl.com/mctu3yl

BTW, wasn't necessarily impressed with the reasoning on the ST vs. SW article.

Posted by: Better Feared than Loved at February 05, 2015 08:08 AM (nRvEn)

191 177 Had that last Thursday.

Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2015 08:08 AM (v5UtH)

192 Of all the Obama scandals/assaults on the civic culture, the IRS is the one that gets me raging the most--all the more so because the GOP doesn't seem interested in actually doing anything about it.

It is the kind of thing that can move a man from "let it burn" to "do I have any accelerants to speed this up."

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at February 05, 2015 08:09 AM (MkQKr)

193 To go along with the sidebar article on Star Trek vs Star Wars. Who wins between Red Shirts and Storm Troopers.



No idea since the Storm Troopers shoot like NYC cops.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 08:10 AM (IGu+c)

194 Saw on the ONT that Maet has a kidney stone.That was the worst oain I ever had when it moved from my kidney to my bladder.Passing it was painless though believe ot or not.

Had a bout of them when I was younger. Had no idea what it was, I thought it was a back spasm and got through it with hot baths and Ben-gay.

Finally went to an ER, but it had passed. Apparently they would always break up when they hit my bladder. My ureters were now stretched out enough that I didn't have much trouble after that.

I did have to have a stuck one extracted a few years later, and that was not fun. Came close to punching a nurse when she removed the catheter afterward....

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 05, 2015 08:10 AM (MMC8r)

195 "I'll have what he's drinking."

-
The MSM drink like that from President Boyfriend every day.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 05, 2015 08:10 AM (ee9LE)

196 The Storm Troopers open fire and don't hit anything, and all the red shirts fall down dead anyway.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at February 05, 2015 08:11 AM (MkQKr)

197
Morning all

Posted by: Bigby's Chinese Finger Trap at February 05, 2015 08:11 AM (3ZtZW)

198 "I look forward to the fisking of his every word."

Now, that's a word that you don't see near as often as you used to.

There were some good things that came out of the Conservative Interwebs smokey past.

And the Annual Fiskie Award was certainly one of them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 08:11 AM (62ffX)

199 The spam is coming from inside the house!




Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 08:07 AM (IGu+c)



More with the food jokes? It's getting kind of cheesy, don't you think?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 05, 2015 08:11 AM (6fyGz)

200 I remember the harrowing 12-hour trip through the Panama Canal.


No wait, it was my mother's birth canal. But still harrowing.


/Brian "Killer Bee" Williams

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 05, 2015 08:12 AM (NeFrd)

201 I put pebbles in Brian Williams' ass.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 05, 2015 08:12 AM (gwG9s)

202 Don't tweet until you see the whites of their eyes. May God be with us all...

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 08:12 AM (FcR7P)

203 In other news, Jordan's king bombed the living shit out of ISIS this morning, personally, while America's Presidente woke up and ate an old, yeasty, muffin.

Posted by: Kraken at February 05, 2015 08:13 AM (5+mPY)

204
The Storm Troopers open fire and don't hit anything, and all the red shirts fall down dead anyway.


Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at February 05, 2015 08:11 AM (MkQKr)



Because SCIENCE, bitchez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 05, 2015 08:13 AM (6fyGz)

205 97 You know what would be cool? If Hairy Reid got an eye patch like a pirate. It would do wonders for his image.

Posted by: freaked at February 05, 2015 07:09 AM (JdEZJ)


Or, install an opaque black lens in his glasses frame like Archangel from Airwolf.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 05, 2015 08:13 AM (AFsCH)

206 Brian Williams really inspired me when he said, in the face of the Apollo 13 disaster, "Failure is not and option" I think it was the perfect words
to motivate Mission Control to bring the crew home safely.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 05, 2015 08:14 AM (1BQGO)

207 while America's Presidente woke up and ate an old, yeasty, muffin.

Posted by: Kraken at February 05, 2015 08:13 AM (5+mPY)


*types*

*deletes*

some things are better left unsaid...even if they can't be unthought...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 05, 2015 08:14 AM (6fyGz)

208 >>>>I put pebbles in Brian Williams' ass.<<<<

I hope Bam Bam kicks yer ass.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at February 05, 2015 08:15 AM (MkQKr)

209 In other news, Jordan's king bombed the living shit out of ISIS this morning, personally, while America's Presidente woke up and ate an old, yeasty, muffin.



Bull. He hasn't touched Mooch in years.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 08:15 AM (IGu+c)

210 "More with the food jokes? It's getting kind of cheesy, don't you think?"


I dunno, it's bean fun.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2015 08:15 AM (a2gkT)

211 "While it is technically true that Williams was in 'a following aircraft," he neglected to explain that he was in an aircraft that followed the one hit by RPG fire by an entire hour. The way Williams phrased it, 'I was instead in a following aircraft,' makes it sound like he was right behind the copter in question." -Truth Revolt

Posted by: mindful webworker - after thought at February 05, 2015 08:17 AM (XtR0g)

212 "I will f* own anyone on this thread; they are f* peasants."

Posted by: Conrad Hilton at February 05, 2015 08:18 AM (+35FH)

213 Let me tell you about the time I played nickleback for the Cleveland Browns...


Oops....sorry...I misremembered...


Let me tell you about the time I paid a homeless guy to give me a Cleveland Steamer and he gave me a nickel back as change.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 08:18 AM (KBvAm)

214 Please let him be fired over this.

He's a crack reporter, I tell ya! There is no higher compliment.

Posted by: Steve Kroft at February 05, 2015 08:18 AM (FcR7P)

215 Dating spam to a Mustang aficionado, and he blames his Horde nic. Sure.

Mindful, never apologize. It's a sign of weakness. Just ask Jim Treacher.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2015 08:19 AM (xq1UY)

216 like Archangel from Airwolf

When one thinks back on the silly premises for a television show...that one might just beat My Mother the Car.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2015 08:19 AM (659DL)

217 My new book will be titled: "My Jenneration". I will be in the news from now until my death. Get used to it, Sisters!

Posted by: Evolving Bruce Jenner at February 05, 2015 08:19 AM (gwG9s)

218
Today there will be:

1 Jeb post
1 Measles post
1 Brian Williams post

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at February 05, 2015 08:19 AM (XU5v6)

219 NDT and his cultish fans really need to be mocked daily.Too bad ace gave up his NDT Twittter avatar and nick.

Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2015 08:20 AM (v5UtH)

220 I recall a harrowing three day battle at sea with a monster fish. Just me and my dinghy and the great beast. My entire life flashed before my eyes, though I may have misrememberated some of it. The sharks stripped the great fish down to bare bones. My hands were bloodied. I wept like a baby.

Or maybe that was Ernest Hemingway.

On further reflection, I did spend three days in a hotel room alone with my dinghy. Hands were still bloody and I actually did weep like a baby after that one.

/Brian "Killer Bee" Williams

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 05, 2015 08:20 AM (NeFrd)

221 Brian Williams. Bruce Jenner. We're taking the day off.

Posted by: The Onion at February 05, 2015 08:21 AM (gwG9s)

222 Seared- seared!- in my memory...

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 08:21 AM (FcR7P)

223 Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at February 05, 2015 08:09 AM (MkQKr)

What?!?!?

Wrong.

Showboating prick Darrell Issa is on top of it.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 05, 2015 08:22 AM (GqEzX)

224 "1 Jeb post

1 Measles post

1 Brian Williams post"


What? No rape or Jon Leibowitz?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2015 08:22 AM (a2gkT)

225 It ain't the eyepatch that makes a True Pirate. It's the hook. And the peg leg.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2015 08:22 AM (xq1UY)

226 Spine-tingling I tell ya!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 05, 2015 08:22 AM (NeFrd)

227 218
Today there will be:

1 Jeb post
1 Measles post
1 Brian Williams post
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at February 05, 2015 08:19 AM (XU5v6)

If there's not an "Air Jordan" post, extolling their King and denigrating our effeminate poser, the site is slipping.
Yeah, I'm pushing this, it hurts the Progs where they live, to be shown up this way.

Posted by: Kraken at February 05, 2015 08:22 AM (5+mPY)

228 Gut-wrenching, doncha know?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 05, 2015 08:23 AM (NeFrd)

229 Dating spam to a Mustang aficionado, and he blames his Horde nic. Sure.


Sounds legit to me.


I just thought it was funny that the email was addressed to CitizenGGE.


OK, off to slumberville for me. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 05, 2015 08:24 AM (6fyGz)

230 " The way Williams phrased it, 'I was instead in a following aircraft,' makes it sound like he was right behind the copter in question."

Every word he uses is intended to build a picture in your mind.

And if the picture you formed was of a formation of helo's, separated by only a hundred yards each, instead of a totally separate bird, at a minimum, 50 miles behind the shot at bird....

Well, that's on you.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 08:24 AM (62ffX)

231 I once saw a vanity license plate in Harlingen that read
"Bread 8". Took a minute to shift into Spanglish. "Pan Ocho"

Close enough.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 05, 2015 08:25 AM (/1HDM)

232 That famous picture of Patton pissing in the Rhine?

The guy holding his dick?

That was me.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 08:25 AM (4HYng)

233 And concerning Brian Williams...

Isn't CSM Terpack culpable/guilty ( can't seem to find the right word here) in some way? He went along with the embellished story so he could go to a Rangers game.

Why didn't he call BS?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 05, 2015 08:26 AM (GqEzX)

234 It's seared,seared into my memory.The day we left Sgt.Elias behind because we thought he was dead and saw him gunned down in a hail of bullets by the VC.No,wait,that was Platoon.My bad.
Brian Williams

Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2015 08:26 AM (v5UtH)

235 There was the time one of my fallen comrades was dying. I took a BIC pen, removed the innards and jammed it directly into his windpipe. He was able to breathe and we waited three harrowing days for the Med-Evac chopper. Gut wrenching I tell ya!

Or wait, maybe that was Radar O'Reilly on an episode of M*A*S*H.

Anyway, I did get a nasty inkstain on one of my favorite dress shirts from a BIC pen. That was truly harrowing.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 05, 2015 08:26 AM (NeFrd)

236 Today there will be:



1 Jeb post

1 Measles post

1 Brian Williams post

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at February 05, 2015 08:19 AM (XU5v6)


and a post about Bruce Jenner using his male privilege to crash the old girls club.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 05, 2015 08:26 AM (6fyGz)

237 First?

Oh, crap.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at February 05, 2015 08:27 AM (0RdKg)

238 People have been reporting King Abdullah himself flew a strike against ISIS today? where are you getting that from? I doubt for a whole host of reasons that is true

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2015 08:27 AM (rDqRv)

239 The trial -- known by the acronym Voice, for Vaginal and Oral Interventions to Control the Epidemic -- was abruptly halted by independent safety monitors because it was not working: Women who were given pills or vaginal gels containing anti-H.I.V. drugs were becoming infected at roughly the same rate as women who were given placebos.

Posted by: Magic Johnson at February 05, 2015 08:27 AM (e8kgV)

240
Boring morning

Cooked the 2yo an Elvis sammich last night to see if he would be bouncing off the walls or whatever. Answer: No, actually. Kid looked at me like I was a genius for thinking it up though HA

Posted by: Bigby's Chinese Finger Trap at February 05, 2015 08:28 AM (3ZtZW)

241 I have always told women I was well-endowed in order to get them to have sex with me. I mean, when I whip out my fully erect three incher, it's too late for them to back out, right? Wait, which of my serial lies are we talking about here?

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 08:28 AM (7u7u7)

242 OK, really out this time. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 05, 2015 08:28 AM (6fyGz)

243 " 'I was instead in a following aircraft,' makes it sound like he was right behind the copter in question"



Careful usage of language. Was he a in "following" aircraft? Well, yeah. Did the helicopter "in front of him" get shot at? Well, yeah.

As you say, the flights were an hour apart but it was just enough to craft a story and also just enough wiggle room to back out of it if the shit hit the fan.

Clarifying and all of that, you see.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2015 08:28 AM (a2gkT)

244 " an Elvis sammich"


Banana and mayo.....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2015 08:30 AM (a2gkT)

245 ...and then we hit the beaches in Normandy. Well, in a following ship. Sixty years later. A cruise ship, but still!

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 08:30 AM (FcR7P)

246 As you say, the flights were an hour apart but it was just enough to craft a story and also just enough wiggle room to back out of it if the shit hit the fan.

Clarifying and all of that, you see.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2015 08:28 AM (a2gkT)


And they are denying he spent 2-3 days in the dangerous desert.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2015 08:30 AM (rDqRv)

247 There was that one time at Applebee's when the appetizer and entree arrived at the table at the same time. Harrowing I tell ya. Seared into my rememberator.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 05, 2015 08:30 AM (NeFrd)

248 "Or wait, maybe that was Radar O'Reilly on an episode of M*A*S*H."

Liar - it wasn't Radar, that was Fr. Mulcahey.

Posted by: mindful webworker - oh, Hot Lips! at February 05, 2015 08:30 AM (XtR0g)

249 People have been reporting King Abdullah himself flew a strike against ISIS today? where are you getting that from? I doubt for a whole host of reasons that is true

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2015 08:27 AM (rDqRv)



I can personally verify the truth of that statement.

Because I, too, flew with the Jordanian Air Force to rain down hell upon the terrorists of ISIS.


Ooops. Sorry. I misremembered that...


But, I did once buy a pair of Air Jordons a size too small and they really gave me hell!

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 08:31 AM (KBvAm)

250 Well if George Bush hadn't attacked us on 9-11 and hadn't lied about Iraq having STDs Brian Williams would never have been on that helicopter to begin with so, yeah, it's all the Teabaggers' fault God I could scream

Posted by: Sam from Providence, Special Little Snowflake, Unemployed Edition at February 05, 2015 08:31 AM (7u7u7)

251 Unless WeaselZippers is lying/ misinformed, Jordan's King has already flown a combat mission against ISIS. The differences between leaders the point. If not true, I stand corrected. But I think I'm right, for once.

Posted by: Kraken at February 05, 2015 08:31 AM (5+mPY)

252 Liar - it wasn't Radar, that was Fr. Mulcahey.

Posted by: mindful webworker - oh, Hot Lips! at February 05, 2015 08:30 AM (XtR0g)

****


Oops, I misremembereratitated.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 05, 2015 08:32 AM (NeFrd)

253 Obama Meets With Muslim Leaders At White House, Tries To Sell Them Obamacare



Oddly enough, the White House is refusing to say which Muslims leaders he met with.

Weasel Zippers

And all the news outlets are filled with stories of how Fredo is ready to cave almost 100% to the Iranians. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2015 08:32 AM (rDqRv)

254 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2015 08:32 AM (zF6Iw)

255
>>>Banana and mayo.....?

Grilled peanut butter, banana and bacon

Kids gonna be a moron in a good way

Posted by: Bigby's Chinese Finger Trap at February 05, 2015 08:32 AM (3ZtZW)

256 And they are denying he spent 2-3 days in the dangerous desert.

I'd be dead if I hadn't checked in to that Motel 6...

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 08:32 AM (FcR7P)

257 There was the time one of my fallen comrades was dying. I took a BIC Mont Blanc pen, removed the innards and jammed it directly into his windpipe. He was able to breathe and we waited three harrowing days for the Med-Evac chopper. Gut wrenching I tell ya! The ungrateful bastard never gave me my pen back

further clarification

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 08:33 AM (2Ayux)

258 People have been reporting King Abdullah himself
flew a strike against ISIS today? where are you getting that from? I
doubt for a whole host of reasons that is true

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2015 08:27 AM


I don't get the Big Fuss about Jordan's reaction, anyway.

So they hung a couple of terrorists they had in inventory and dropped a few bombs. To me, that comes off more as a hissy fit than determination to send ISIS packing.

Yeah, they showed more spine than Choom Boy ever has, but that's not saying much.

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 05, 2015 08:33 AM (P8YHq)

259 Foreign Policy magazine this week announced the results of its 2014 Ivory Tower survey of 1,615 international relations scholars from 1,375 U.S. colleges.

One question they were asked was: "Who was the most effective U.S. secretary of state of the past 50 years?"

The winner? Nobel Peace Prize winner Henry A. Kissinger, who was secretary for four years during the Nixon and Ford administrations. Since the Vietnam thing didn't turn out so well, the scholars must have been grading him on openings to China and the Soviet Union?

Kissinger got 32.21 percent of the vote, which is extraordinary in such a large field.

"Don't Know" came in a relatively distinct second, with 18.32 percent.

Then, dead last, is John Kerry. He also got a total of only five votes and tied Eagleburger's 0.31 percent, but the magazine lists him at 13th.


... it's odd that the WaPo doesn't mention Hillary's ranking.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 05, 2015 08:33 AM (e8kgV)

260 People have been reporting King Abdullah himself flew a strike against ISIS today? where are you getting that from? I doubt for a whole host of reasons that is true



Seems it's running 50/50 that he will/won't on Bing.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 08:34 AM (IGu+c)

261 My dad's the real hero... All I did was stand there with an apple on my head.

Posted by: Brian Williams Tell's Son at February 05, 2015 08:34 AM (Fh+WR)

262 I invented the field expedient heart transplant.


True story.


/Brian "Killer Bee" Williams

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 05, 2015 08:34 AM (NeFrd)

263 "And they are denying he spent 2-3 days in the dangerous desert."


I guess I missed this part. So, after his personal helo took a direct hit from Iraqi ack-ack he and his crew spent several days skirting Charlie's lines to make it back to safety? Living off of rain water and insects?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2015 08:34 AM (a2gkT)

264 "240

Boring morning

Cooked the 2yo an Elvis sammich last night to
see if he would be bouncing off the walls or whatever. Answer: No,
actually. Kid looked at me like I was a genius for thinking it up though
HA

Posted by: Bigby's Chinese Finger Trap at February 05, 2015 08:28 AM (3ZtZW)"

Is that a peanut butter and banana sandwich fried in bacon grease or did you cook him a sandwich made with the flesh or a once popular pop singer?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 05, 2015 08:35 AM (KDbAT)

265 Style alert

When using "Moron" to refer to a member of, or a potential future member of the Horde, Moron is to be capitalized.

Proper title, and all that.

AoSHQ Style book (Rev 2-2014), chapter 3, para 1.4

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 08:35 AM (62ffX)

266 Unless WeaselZippers is lying/ misinformed, Jordan's King has already flown a combat mission against ISIS. The differences between leaders the point. If not true, I stand corrected. But I think I'm right, for once.
Posted by: Kraken at February 05, 2015 08:31 AM (5+mPY)


Yeah I saw that HOWEVER, I think you are taking that our of context. I am pretty sure that is a stock photo. At the time Jordan was flying it's first air strike with F-16s, which the King is NOT qualified to fly, he was at the town of the dead Jordanian Airmen who was burned alive paying a condolence call and the F-16s buzzed the town and the King on the way back so I think that report in Weasel Zippers is a tad FUBAR.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2015 08:35 AM (rDqRv)

267
The SCOAMTT is trading nuke capability to Iran for Iran to secure Iraq and Syria from ISIS?
Sounds like a plan. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Justamom at February 05, 2015 08:36 AM (Sptt8)

268 Yeah, they showed more spine than Choom Boy ever has, but that's not saying much.

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 05, 2015 08:33 AM (P8YHq)


I think that's the point.

When your President's a boneless chicken even a cat looks like a lion.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 05, 2015 08:36 AM (KBvAm)

269 And they are denying he spent 2-3 days in the dangerous desert.
Posted by: Nevergiveup


He once drove from LA to Palm Springs.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 08:37 AM (IGu+c)

270 Yeah, I was in the shit.

Posted by: Brian 'Platoon' Williams at February 05, 2015 08:37 AM (gwG9s)

271 He once drove from LA to Palm Springs.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 08:37 AM (IGu+c)


***

That Orange Cone Zone was harrowing I tell ya!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 05, 2015 08:37 AM (NeFrd)

272 Good link here about CBS pulling something similar. See the last of the three tweets:
https://twitter.com/ngjarhead/status/563176248080228352

Posted by: andycanuck at February 05, 2015 08:37 AM (L6/+u)

273 I stand humbled before Brian Williams.

Posted by: Joe Isuzu at February 05, 2015 08:38 AM (gwG9s)

274 Hat tip to Twitchy for #272, BTW.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 05, 2015 08:38 AM (L6/+u)

275 he and his crew spent several days skirting Charlie's lines to make it back to safety? Living off of rain water and insects?

Well, I did skip lunch that one day...

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 08:39 AM (FcR7P)

276 Brian Williams is such a veteran of military ops, that when someone uses the words "Shit the bed" in a sentence, the first thing he does is check his sheets.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 08:39 AM (62ffX)

277 "And they are denying he spent 2-3 days in the dangerous desert."

Would you believe 2-3 hours on a dangerously hot beach?

Posted by: Brian Wilaims at February 05, 2015 08:39 AM (1BQGO)

278 Good morning, fappers and fappees.

Fresh hell, it's what's for breakfast.

And lunch.

And dinner.

Oh.

Joy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 05, 2015 08:39 AM (0HooB)

279 Another day, another embarrassing mess the Progressive Cult has to clean up.

Posted by: Poisoned Chalice at February 05, 2015 08:39 AM (7u7u7)

280 Shafaqna news and Iraqinews.com claimed to have confirmed with their sources that King Abdullah is personally involved in conducting the air strikes. What remains unclear is whether Abdullah is personally suiting up and flying a plane, or instead commanding units involved in the mission.

Commanding the Units from the Ground back in Jordan is much much much more likely for a whole host of reasons. But still good for him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2015 08:39 AM (rDqRv)

281 The kind of stuff that bothers me: can a MASH expert explain how that BIC pen plot twist worked? They weren't called BIC until after Korea, and weren't sold in the US until 1959. Of course, MASH was really about Vietnam, right?

A couple of guys on Sons of Liberty said "OK." With a burr, that might come out "Och, aye" except they weren't Scots. That's off by over 50 years then.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2015 08:40 AM (xq1UY)

282 he and his crew spent several days skirting Charlie's lines to make it back to safety?



Doesn't she dance at the Kit Kat Klub?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 08:40 AM (IGu+c)

283 And they are denying he spent 2-3 days in the dangerous desert.

Stoned on hash at Burning Man.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 05, 2015 08:40 AM (MMC8r)

284 You can't handle the truth.

Posted by: Bri an Will I Ams at February 05, 2015 08:40 AM (0HooB)

285 I invented the internet. And the phrase "pardon my french."

Posted by: Brian Al Gore George Costanza Williams at February 05, 2015 08:41 AM (7u7u7)

286 "He once drove from LA to Palm Springs."

Screw that. I went all the way to Needles, California. Have any of you ever been to Needles, California?

*points around at Horde*

I didn't think so. It was Hell, man, Hell! I don't wish that on my worst enemy. I was lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Brian "Rambo" Williams at February 05, 2015 08:41 AM (a2gkT)

287 http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Brad-Wilson-Affinity-19.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 08:41 AM (NExTl)

288 I am somewhat surprised that one of us hasn't resurrected the old "Get Smart" Don Adams "Would you believe...." line.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 08:42 AM (62ffX)

289 Achmed the Dead Terrorist has seen more combat than BW.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 05, 2015 08:43 AM (0HooB)

290 How is any of this mocking helping my children?

Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 05, 2015 08:43 AM (1BQGO)

291 Achmed the Dead Terrorist has seen more combat than BW.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 05, 2015 08:43 AM (0HooB)

Love that line. may I steal it please?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2015 08:43 AM (rDqRv)

292 Today MoH welcomes Brian Williams! www.museumofhoaxes.com

Posted by: Museum of Hoaxes at February 05, 2015 08:43 AM (gwG9s)

293 278 Good morning, fappers and fappees.

Fresh hell, it's what's for breakfast.

And lunch.

And dinner.

Oh.

Joy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 05, 2015 08:39 AM (0HooB)

Second breakfast, Elevensies, afternoon tea and supper too!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2015 08:45 AM (mx5oN)

294 290 How is any of this mocking helping my children?
Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 05, 2015 08:43 AM (1BQGO)

Go back to Kashyyk.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2015 08:45 AM (mx5oN)

295 @288, meet @277.
Great minds running. Happens every day here.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2015 08:46 AM (xq1UY)

296 Brian Williams is Chuck Norris's illegitimate daughter.

Posted by: Fewenuf at February 05, 2015 08:47 AM (zPNX5)

297 >>Have any of you ever been to Needles, California?

I have. I was four, but I remember it because I saw the biggest bug I've ever seen in my life.

Oh, wait, that wasn't me, that was Brian Williams.

Or was it...

That wasn't a bug, that was Brian Williams crawling up the wall of that motel.

Either way, *shudders*.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 05, 2015 08:47 AM (0xTsz)

298 Coulter's on fire about Jeb! today.

http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2015-02-04.html


"Three Generations of Idiots is Enough"

Posted by: naturalfake at February 05, 2015 08:47 AM (KBvAm)

299

>>>Fresh hell, it's what's for breakfast.


Well, no. I've got coffee

Posted by: Bigby's Chinese Finger Trap at February 05, 2015 08:48 AM (3ZtZW)

300 Two teens shot at Maryland high school, four suspects on the loose: police

Two teenagers were shot at Frederick High School Wednesday night and police said four suspects wearing all black are still on the loose, according to reports.

Posted by: uni at February 05, 2015 08:48 AM (e8kgV)

301 283 And they are denying he spent 2-3 days in the dangerous desert.

Stoned on hash at Burning Man.
____________

Or getting avocado facials and liposuction on his love handles at a Tucson spa. (That can be dangerous; he could get a blood clot!)

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2015 08:48 AM (Fnyc2)

302 Dang it, now I can't enjoy Brian Williams' faux rapping anymore.

Not that I particularly enjoyed it because it was HIM, but a bunch of dry, hoity toity white news folks spliced together to show the most milquetoast rapping you've ever heard?

That is priceless.

Posted by: TickledPink at February 05, 2015 08:49 AM (TMe1n)

303 Love that line. may I steal it please?

Soitenly, NGU!

We here have bandied about the idea of getting all up into the personal lives of these "news reciters" lives to find out just how corrupt they are. Now it seems as if that's happening, first with Steve Croft and now with Williams.

Yay us.

I also ran across this article on Journolist 3.0 -

http://tinyurl.com/m82mm9l

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 05, 2015 08:49 AM (0HooB)

304 Ace was en fuego yesterday and Twitter was a laugh riot over the Brian Williams thing. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for driving the vaccine stuff out of tge newscycle.

Posted by: Y-not at February 05, 2015 08:50 AM (nNQXS)

305 273 I stand humbled before Brian Williams.
Posted by: Joe Isuzu at February 05, 2015 08:38 AM (gwG9s)
_______________________

Me too!

Posted by: Jackie, the gang-rape survivor, of UVA at February 05, 2015 08:50 AM (Fnyc2)

306 Even in the outrage/condemnation party over the Brian Williams, it seems like many of the talking heads are overestimating their own importance in the grand scheme of things.

As for me, I EXPECT the Brian Williamses of our world to be liars and frauds.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 05, 2015 08:51 AM (7RXcs)

307 Coulter's on fire about Jeb! today.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 05, 2015 08:47 AM


Yes, but do her loins still quiver for teh Joisey Fat Boy?

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 05, 2015 08:51 AM (P8YHq)

308 four suspects wearing all black are still on the loose

Not ninjas again...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 08:51 AM (NExTl)

309 Morning Morons.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2015 08:52 AM (2Aj5D)

310 Yes, but do her loins still quiver for teh Joisey Fat Boy?

IIRC, she mentions that she's pretty much over him in that link.

'Bout damned time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 05, 2015 08:53 AM (0HooB)

311 >>Ace was en fuego yesterday and Twitter was a laugh riot over the Brian Williams thing.

It's still going!

I can stop any time....

Maybe.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 05, 2015 08:53 AM (0xTsz)

312 Burger King is suing NBC News and Brian Williams over copyright infringement.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2015 08:53 AM (a2gkT)

313
>>>Not ninjas again...

I dunno. Could be cops. Were any dogs shot?

Posted by: Bigby's Chinese Finger Trap at February 05, 2015 08:54 AM (3ZtZW)

314
No kick in the balls by Benk today?

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at February 05, 2015 08:55 AM (XU5v6)

315 Je suis Brian!

Posted by: John Kerry at February 05, 2015 08:55 AM (FcR7P)

316 Two teens shot at Maryland high school, four suspects on the loose: police


Why would the cops shoot them and then run?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 08:55 AM (IGu+c)

317 269 And they are denying he spent 2-3 days in the dangerous desert.
________________________

He went to the Superbowl!

(Wish I could have gone with . . . then it would really have been dangerous!)

Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at February 05, 2015 08:55 AM (Fnyc2)

318 All of the characters on Game of Thrones are based on me.

Posted by: Brian 'Little Finger' Williams at February 05, 2015 08:55 AM (gwG9s)

319 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 07:56 AM (62ffX)

Every link you've posted that I've gone to for supposed Ammo In Stock has been to a display saying "OUT OF STOCK".

Or it's been to a Sportsmen's Guide Members Only page.

Is this like a thing with you?

Some kind of opaque statement?

Or are you just dicking with folks?

Whatever it is, it's not amusing.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 05, 2015 08:56 AM (RZzX3)

320 "I hand the phone to Mitt. It was a quick call. He said, 'Congratulations to you Mr. President and your team on a hard-fought victory.' There was a pause. Mitt didn't have him on speaker phone. It was brief whatever [Obama] told him. Mitt responded, 'I know there are some hard decisions ahead and some tough issues facing the country. I'm here to help in any way because it's very important.' The president had a quick response to that. Mitt said, 'Ann and I are praying for you and the First Lady daily.'"


So how does that turn into ...

According to Axelrod, Obama told Axelrod after the call that Romney said, "You really did a great job of getting the vote out in places like Cleveland and Milwaukee." Obama, allegedly angry, thought that Romney was referring to "black people."


I hate Illinois Nazis


Posted by: Jake Blues at February 05, 2015 08:59 AM (e8kgV)

321 four suspects wearing all black are still on the loose


Not ninjas again...


SWAT.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 08:59 AM (IGu+c)

322 so last night I told my wife that her legs were (cough) and I quote: "gettin' a bit thick"

Now, the fallout today has me convinced I have only two options:

1) Fake my death
2) Go gay

they both have the downsides but if worst comes to worse I do like some musicals and it's always good to have someone around who can match socks and aside the the whole weenie thing it's a lot cheaper with option 2.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 05, 2015 09:01 AM (x3YFz)

323 Police have found in a vacant house in Detroit the body of an 86 yr old man reported missing on Dec 28th. Death by multiple stab wounds. He apparently had won $20,000 in the lottery before vanishing.
http://tinyurl.com/p49v6ud

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 09:01 AM (NExTl)

324 So how does that turn into ...

According to Axelrod, Obama told Axelrod after the call that Romney said, "You really did a great job of getting the vote out in places like Cleveland and Milwaukee." Obama, allegedly angry, thought that Romney was referring to "black people."


I'm going with Axelturd being a lying sack of shit who'll do anything for power.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 05, 2015 09:02 AM (0HooB)

325 322 so last night I told my wife that her legs were (cough) and I quote: "gettin' a bit thick"

At least you didn't tell her it was a bit late in the season to store fat for the winter.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2015 09:02 AM (mx5oN)

326
Have any of you ever been to Needles, California?

That's where Snoopy's brother Spike lives.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2015 09:02 AM (JtwS4)

327 Walter Duranty
Hugh Trevor-Roper
Clifford Irving

B.Williams is in a proud journalistic tradition.
I guess Carlo Collodi belongs in there too. The author of "Pinnochio."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2015 09:03 AM (xq1UY)

328 "Whatever it is, it's not amusing."


BC, I go the the Sportsman's Guide website and search "Rimfire Ammo" and fine some 22LR in stock. Not the good stuff but there's some there indicating "In Stock."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2015 09:03 AM (a2gkT)

329 TangoNine don't you remember what Kipling said about Afghani women? Silly boy. You are so doomed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 09:03 AM (NExTl)

330 At least you didn't tell her it was a bit late in the season to store fat for the winter.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2015 09:02 AM (mx5oN)


yeah... I'd be tits up in a shallow grave right now if I'd have said that.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 05, 2015 09:04 AM (x3YFz)

331 Abdullah was supposed to speak at the National Prayer Breakfast today.

I guess some things get in the way of stroking your ego.

Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2015 09:04 AM (fWAjv)

332 Stephen Curry scores 51 to rally Warriors from 22 down vs. Mavs

I remember- accurately unlike williams- seeing this kid play in college and thinking shit he's good. And would be a great NBA Player. Smooth as silk

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2015 09:04 AM (rDqRv)

333 This first drink is starting to kick in. So my usual witty comments will be along any minute now.



ha ha

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:04 AM (0FSuD)

334 *not that speaking at the breakfast is stroking your ego, but to some folks *cough* TFG *cough* it is.

Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2015 09:05 AM (fWAjv)

335 That quote made me snort coffee through my nose! Oh, please be fired, Brian Williams.

Morning, all!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2015 09:05 AM (ABcz/)

336 Dan Rather and Brian Williams point to Steve Croft and say, "I'll have what he's drinking."
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole

The bartender replied: "Sorry, your daughter's not here".

Posted by: Hooray for cable at February 05, 2015 09:05 AM (Spluw)

337 He apparently had won $20,000 in the lottery before vanishing.

Thank you, that lead may have gotten my next bonus...

Posted by: IRS Agent #104356 at February 05, 2015 09:05 AM (FcR7P)

338 I hate Illinois Nazis

Well, stop annoying them then. Or wait until they're better.
It's kind of like the monkeys thing.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2015 09:06 AM (xq1UY)

339 I'm going with Axelturd being a lying sack of shit who'll do anything for power.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 05, 2015 09:02 AM (0HooB)

Axe has a face that just begs to be punched. The stupid mustache? Faggot.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:06 AM (0FSuD)

340 322 so last night I told my wife that her legs were (cough) and I quote: "gettin' a bit thick"

Now, the fallout today has me convinced I have only two options:

1) Fake my death
2) Go gay
--

Tsk tsk tsk.
I guess you could discover a brain tumor that is causing you to say crazy stuff.
My advice, start giving her roses now until valentine's day.

Posted by: @votermom at February 05, 2015 09:06 AM (cbfNE)

341 TangoNine don't you remember what Kipling said about Afghani women? Silly boy. You are so doomed.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 09:03 AM (NExTl)


My adorable wife of 17 years is a gem. She really is. However, she is still female and therefore capable of endless diabolical shit that you never see coming.

I've already sequestered my toothbrush... why? because there was one time I dated a girl and pissed her off and the toilet was very very clean the next day. Mmmm hmmm.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 05, 2015 09:06 AM (x3YFz)

342 This first drink is starting to kick in. So my usual witty comments will be along any minute now.


Did I see upthread where Vic had started drinking at 4:30?

He's my hero. That's how you deal with fresh hell every day.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 05, 2015 09:07 AM (0HooB)

343 Probably mentioned above, but Insty has a link to infamous Gruber saying we need to tax people by body weight???
WTF'ittyF is wrong with these people?????

Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2015 09:07 AM (ABcz/)

344 NY Slime is confining the call for answers about Saudi's and AQ.



Me thinks some congressman have spilled the beans on the secret 28 pages.



Good.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:07 AM (0FSuD)

345 322 so last night I told my wife that her legs were (cough) and I quote: "gettin' a bit thick"

you like to live dangerously, I see. It's your funeral.

Posted by: ALH at February 05, 2015 09:08 AM (yAPdC)

346 continuing not confining. fcuk spell check

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:08 AM (0FSuD)

347 " Whatever it is, it's not amusing."

Not intended to be amusing.

Every....let me be clear on that, EVERY time that I post on ammo, it is immediately after I have followed the link to the parent site, and verified that the stuff is in stock

The reason that I use the word "Alert" is that in the world of 22 ammo, the time between an item being posted by a seller, and being sold out may often be a matter of five to ten minutes.

Do a search of this site, and see the number of times that one commenter has said 'Thank you, grabbed a box" and another commenter two minutes later posting "It just sold out"

It's a highly fluid rat race, with enough Morons commenting that they appreciate the effort that I put into tracking the stuff down, that I keep doing it.

Also, one recent commenter reported that it was showing as sold out, and after I returned to the sellers site and saw it was NOT showing as out of stock, and after following the suggestion to clear his cache, responded with "Oh, there it is....in stock"
A not small number of commenters here have memberships with Sportsman's Guide.
It's a personal choice.
SG is not the major seller that I point out, as it's usually Cabela's who carries the rimfire stuff.
And the rimfire has the strongest following of commenters trying to purchase it.

Nobodies playing games.
Nobody has a secret message.
Nobody has a hidden agenda.'

And try clearing your cache.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 09:09 AM (62ffX)

348 You only think she used it to clean the toilet.

"Here kitty kitty"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 09:09 AM (NExTl)

349 Hmm, maybe BenK started drinking early this morning too.

Can't say that I blame him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 05, 2015 09:10 AM (0HooB)

350 robably mentioned above, but Insty has a link to infamous Gruber saying we need to tax people by body weight???
WTF'ittyF is wrong with these people?????

Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2015 09:07 AM (ABcz/)



I honestly don't understand why this is shocking.

If we collectively pay for the health care of society, then each I (as a stakeholder in your health) get a voice in how you spend my money. It means I get a vote on who you fuck, what drugs you do, how often you drink, how often you exercise, what you eat, your mode of transportation, et al.

All of those things become my friggin business because I'm the one paying for it.

A fat tax is the next logical step. Obesity drives up costs. That's simply a fact. The reasons FOR an individual's obesity aren't relevant at this point in the conversation.

Those costs, therefore, need to be shared amongst the collective.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 05, 2015 09:11 AM (2L0WZ)

351 322
so last night I told my wife that her legs were (cough) and I quote: "gettin' a bit thick"



"Dear, I was so drunk last night I have no idea what I said, I was thinking about this......http://tinyurl.com/n3lgtbb and how I love you because you got Bass."




A line that usually bares some truth.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:11 AM (0FSuD)

352 TFG is speaking now if anyone needs their BP up.

Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2015 09:12 AM (fWAjv)

353
yeah... I'd be tits up in a shallow grave right now if I'd have said that.


Posted by: TangoNine at February 05, 2015 09:04 AM (x3YFz)

IF your lucky.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 05, 2015 09:12 AM (S+el1)

354 >>So how does that turn into ...

The same way a stupid photo op of Michelle shopping at a local Target turns into ShelfReach-gate. When in doubt, recast a past experience as raaaacism!
Gotta keep the racism/victim meme going!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2015 09:12 AM (ABcz/)

355 You only think she used it to clean the toilet.

"Here kitty kitty"


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 09:09 AM (NExTl)


not to stereotype but there was a beautiful spanish girl once. We weren't even dating, but she thought we were.

I had the temerity to two step with some random white girl while she stood on the edge of the dance floor, arms folded.

Next thing I know? her and 85 of her closest cousins are in the parking lot waiting for me.

that was a fun night.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 05, 2015 09:12 AM (x3YFz)

356
It means I get a vote on who you fuck,

Cool. Put me down for Kate Upton?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2015 09:13 AM (JtwS4)

357 352
TFG is speaking now if anyone needs their BP up.

Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2015 09:12 AM (fWAjv)


Don't tell me. Another red line in Syria?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:13 AM (0FSuD)

358 Holy cow, it's our wedding anniversary. Glad I remembered before Milady awoke.

How many years is it since 1980? Thirty-five? It's a good beginning.

(Doesn't include the six years we stupidly spent shacking up engaged.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - couple-privileged at February 05, 2015 09:13 AM (XtR0g)

359 TFG is speaking now if anyone needs their BP up.
Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2015 09:12 AM (fWAjv)

Fredo speaking at a prayer meeting is like having Arafat speaking at a Temple on Rosh HaShana

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2015 09:13 AM (rDqRv)

360 Gruber saying we need to tax people by body weight???

Michael Moore? Jackpot!

Posted by: t-bird at February 05, 2015 09:13 AM (FcR7P)

361 Motherfu*ker just said "before we get up on our high horse remember the Crusades and the Inquisition were done in Christ's name."


Fuuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooou!!

Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2015 09:13 AM (fWAjv)

362 I just won he Brian Willams Marksmanship Award! Go figure!

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 09:14 AM (Msg5U)

363 Cool. Put me down for Kate Upton?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2015 09:13 AM (JtwS4)



No problem.

You're an ignorant used-dildo salesman with the mental capacity of Gruber.


*High fives Kate*. I put him down for you, hon.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 05, 2015 09:14 AM (2L0WZ)

364 Legs getting a little thick? Are you INSANE? I'm very serious here. What was your purpose in that? To compliment her? To make an observation? To subtly shame her into losing weight? What was your end-game purpose to that statement? Other than sure death?

Posted by: TickledPink at February 05, 2015 09:14 AM (TMe1n)

365 Will skip more of Gaylord going "I My Me I" unless he says "I am stepping down." or "I have a terminal disease."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 09:14 AM (NExTl)

366 that was a fun night.


Posted by: TangoNine at February 05, 2015 09:12 AM (x3YFz)


Tough way to learn Spanish.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:14 AM (0FSuD)

367 You know that movie, We Were Soldiers Once, And Young? Remember that photographer who got caught in the firefight? That was totally based on who I would be later in life.

Posted by: Brian "Thousand Yard Stare" Williams at February 05, 2015 09:14 AM (NHtMs)

368 Husbands, you are not supposed to notice any negative physical changes in your wives - you are supposed to see her as being exactly as young and pretty as she was on your wedding day!
But you are required to notice new hairstyles and clothes! And if she does lose weight or get some kind of makeover, the proper way to compliment her is to say:
"You get more beautiful everyday! I am such a lucky SOB " *smooch smooch smooch*

Okay, that bit of advice can save you a ton of $$$ and years of happiness.
Please send cash or money order to @votermom, marriage advisor. You're welcome.

Posted by: @votermom at February 05, 2015 09:15 AM (cbfNE)

369 Holy cow, it's our wedding anniversary. Glad I remembered before Milady awoke.



How many years is it since 1980? Thirty-five? It's a good beginning.



(Doesn't include the six years we stupidly spent shacking up engaged.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - couple-privileged at February 05, 2015 09:13 AM (XtR0g)

wow. congrats. For just surviving that long. round of applause!

Posted by: TangoNine at February 05, 2015 09:15 AM (x3YFz)

370 Brian?

Shut your twisted mouth.

Posted by: Supreme Being at February 05, 2015 09:15 AM (SJ184)

371 *plots revenge*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2015 09:15 AM (JtwS4)

372 Don't tell me. Another red line in Syria?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:13 AM (0FSuD)

National Prayer Breakfast. So it's that Christians aren't without blood on their hands.

Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2015 09:15 AM (fWAjv)

373 Why did you say that, T9?

Posted by: Y-not at February 05, 2015 09:15 AM (nNQXS)

374 TFG is speaking now if anyone needs their BP up.

It's not even 9:30 over there. Is he waiting at the first tee or something?

Posted by: t-bird at February 05, 2015 09:16 AM (FcR7P)

375 361
Motherfu*ker just said "before we get up on our high horse remember the
Crusades and the Inquisition were done in Christ's name."




You are kidding right? JEF IS A MOHAMMEDAN



Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:16 AM (0FSuD)

376 >>I honestly don't understand why this is shocking.

It's not shocking, it's entirely predictable - this is exactly why I was so against Obama. The state and everyone else now has a vested interest in everyone's bodies. Bring on the busybodies!

So, yeah, I can still get upset about how wrong (and anti-American individualism) this is. I really hate these people.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2015 09:16 AM (ABcz/)

377 Oh boy, Fox is piling on Williams.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:16 AM (0FSuD)

378 Those costs, therefore, need to be shared amongst the collective.

All those bureaucrats who think nothing of spending someone else's money like there's no tomorrow will suddenly become very Scrooge-like when it comes to our health. Never mind that we'll only see about $.60 of every dollar confiscated from us. Overhead and all that.

Of course, we could just discard this whole foreign idea of someone else paying for it and get back to paying for our own health care, but that would make sense, so forget it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 05, 2015 09:16 AM (0HooB)

379
that was a fun night.




Posted by: TangoNine at February 05, 2015 09:12 AM (x3YFz)


Tough way to learn Spanish.


Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:14 AM (0FSuD)


I recall "chingada tu madre cabrone" and some other well wishes.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 05, 2015 09:17 AM (x3YFz)

380 T9 your Valentine gift better be EPIC!

Posted by: wrg500 at February 05, 2015 09:17 AM (S+el1)

381 JFK - The PT 109 was NOT a profile in courage. He was almost court martial for dereliction of duty.

and what happened to the guy who fixed the problem ....

Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2015 09:17 AM (ztOda)

382 Dear Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst, the First Crusade was in response to Christians in the Holy Land having their civil rights violated and their daughters raped by the followers of Mohammed.

So shut up you dunce.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 09:17 AM (NExTl)

383 Motherfu*ker just said "before we get up on our high horse remember the Crusades and the Inquisition were done in Christ's name."

When was the last crusade, you dog-eating crackhead?

When did the Holy Inquisition stop, jackhole?

When did a pilot get burned alive by ISIS, nickelfucker?

When you have to go back over 300 years to pull out your moral equivalency card, then you should just shut your pig-ignorant mouth.

Posted by: Mary Poppins Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2015 09:17 AM (zF6Iw)

384 Every link you've posted that I've gone to for supposed Ammo In Stock has been to a display saying "OUT OF STOCK".

VIA is right. It showed out of stock for me as well until I cleared my cache. They won't sell to anywhere in the state of Illinois though, to save you some hassle if you're from this shithole.

Posted by: dartist at February 05, 2015 09:18 AM (ahBY0)

385 "322
so last night I told my wife that her legs were (cough) and I quote: "gettin' a bit thick"

Now, the fallout today has me convinced I have only two options:

1) Fake my death
2) Go gay

they
both have the downsides but if worst comes to worse I do like some
musicals and it's always good to have someone around who can match socks
and aside the the whole weenie thing it's a lot cheaper with option 2.


Posted by: TangoNine at February 05, 2015 09:01 AM (x3YFz)"

You have a couple of other options:

A) Come into the house dirty and with your clothes torn looking stunned and disheveled with a deep scratch somewhere. Tell your wife that you were abducted by aliens the day before yesterday and that you think that they took your DNA to clone a replica.
B) Fake a phone call to yourself and tell your wife that your evil twin brother has escaped from the institution last week and if you had known he was loose you never would have pulled an all nighter at work last night.

If she won't buy either of those, then faking your own death or going gay are your only options.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 05, 2015 09:18 AM (KDbAT)

386 remember the Crusades and the Inquisition were done in Christ's name.

Ever watch "Life of Brian"? Yep, true story.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 09:18 AM (FcR7P)

387 Why did you say that, T9?

Posted by: Y-not at February 05, 2015 09:15 AM (nNQXS)

because I'm an idiot.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 05, 2015 09:18 AM (x3YFz)

388 Did I see upthread where Vic had started drinking at 4:30?

He's my hero. That's how you deal with fresh hell every day.



Remember, it's not early if you haven't been to bed yet.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 09:18 AM (IGu+c)

389 377
Oh boy, Fox is piling on Williams.


Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:16 AM (0FSuD)


I'm glad you guys are being more objective about it. That's why I come here.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 09:18 AM (Msg5U)

390

You are kidding right? JEF IS A MOHAMMEDAN

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:16 AM (0FSuD

Can't be, he's a pig fucker

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2015 09:19 AM (2Aj5D)

391 Did Obama really just bring up the Crusades?

The proper way to spin this is to say: POTUS says it's time for a new Crusade.
Arm up!

Posted by: @votermom at February 05, 2015 09:19 AM (cbfNE)

392 before we get up on our high horse remember the Crusades and the Inquisition were done in Christ's name

A. It's 2015. Not 1517.

B. If the Crusades had worked, we wouldn't have this "problem."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2015 09:19 AM (659DL)

393 Local news just showed the photo of the guy texting while a whale passed by - and one of the anchors said, "And what's worse is he didn't see that Brian was Williams riding it."
Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2015 09:19 AM (ABcz/)

394
JFK - The PT 109 was NOT a profile in courage. He was almost court martial for dereliction of duty.

Huh? Source?

The getting run over by a destroyer part was not courageos, but the swimming all night saving one guy and swimming to get a rescue message out was.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2015 09:19 AM (JtwS4)

395 I recall "chingada tu madre cabrone" and some other well wishes.
Posted by: TangoNine



You went nuclear.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 09:20 AM (IGu+c)

396
You are kidding right? JEF IS A MOHAMMEDAN



Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:16 AM (0FSuD)

Nope. Waiting for the transcript to update.

Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2015 09:20 AM (fWAjv)

397 ...were done in Christ's name.

And on the other hand, we have "...doesn't represent Islam". Having it both ways, Janus?

Posted by: t-bird at February 05, 2015 09:20 AM (FcR7P)

398 B) Fake a phone call to yourself and tell your wife
that your evil twin brother has escaped from the institution last week
and if you had known he was loose you never would have pulled an all
nighter at work last night.




Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 05, 2015 09:18 AM (KDbAT)


that *coulld* work.

I need some duct tape and about 30 feet of surgical tube.

//goes to white board

Posted by: TangoNine at February 05, 2015 09:20 AM (x3YFz)

399 Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:16 AM (0FSuD)



I always respond to 'BUT THE CRUSADES!!' with a simple question: Why was the first Crusade begun?
It's stunning how little awareness the left has.
Should
that actually lead to an honest conversation - which does happen on
occasion - I ask the next question: Are you truly suggesting we have to
compare 2015's Islam with 1200's Christianity?
If the
conversation continues, I drop the big one: Mohammed himself led the
extermination of entire peoples. Please point out for me the peoples
exterminated by Jesus - not some misguided 'follower' of His, but Christ
himself.
This line of questioning either leads to a willingness to confront hard truths about Islam or frothing sputtering.
Either way, I win.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 05, 2015 09:20 AM (2L0WZ)

400 364 Legs getting a little thick? Are you INSANE? I'm very serious here. What was your purpose in that? To compliment her? To make an observation? To subtly shame her into losing weight? What was your end-game purpose to that statement? Other than sure death?


Posted by: TickledPink at February 05, 2015 09:14 AM (TMe1n)


Should have just bought her a treadmill and Jenny Craig membership. Subtle.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 05, 2015 09:21 AM (cZOkr)

401 JEF has an uncanny ability to form the public mind.
Old and busted: McCarthy was right.
New hoteness: The Crusaders, fuck yeah.

Crusaders were great heroes of Western literature for hundreds of years. Only in my revisionist g-g-generation were they roundly regretted. And now they're back.

Thanks Obama! You've done it again!
That man is just a bundle of superstitions, each more blindered than the last.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2015 09:21 AM (xq1UY)

402 All those actions that the Republicans "should" be doing to thwart Obama and the Democrat despoilers... they aren't. Why, it's alsmost as if they're part of the same group of transnational progressives engaged in the engineered decline of America and leaving us weakened for an inevitable (and far, far more destructive than any previous) word war. That no one will win.

Now, why would they do that?

Posted by: The 11th Madhi runs a roller rink in Kabul at February 05, 2015 09:22 AM (Rb6mu)

403 before we get up on our high horse remember the Crusades and the Inquisition were done in Christ's name



AS A DIRECT RESPONSE TO MUZZIE AGGRESSION.

Does your dumb ass really want to go there?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 09:22 AM (IGu+c)

404 Thanks, TangoNine.

Staying married was a no-brainer for me, 'cause I know I would never find anyone else who could stand me. So I tread carefully. No "thick thigh" comments from me!

And, she makes the world's greatest sandwiches.

Posted by: mindful webworker - couple-privileged at February 05, 2015 09:22 AM (XtR0g)

405 When was the last crusade, you dog-eating crackhead?

When the West could only mount occasional defenses against Islam.

When did the Holy Inquisition stop, jackhole?

After Islam was eradicated from Ibera.

Oh, wait, you were busting on Teh Won. Carry on...

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 05, 2015 09:22 AM (/jpU8)

406 I hope Obama will start bad mouthing the Knight Templar soon.

Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2015 09:23 AM (ztOda)

407 Welp, here's an article that'll make you start your morning-

hoping several members of the GOP Senate finally have that massive stroke:


http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/

2015/02/04/heres-how-the-gop-would-repeal-and-

replace-obamacare/


They're bound and determined to keep Obamacare

alive with scraps and patches and parts like

Frankenstein's monster

until the Dims win again and can reactivate it.


I so happy that the GOP is following the Dims agenda instead of say, oh, the people that voted them into office's agenda.

Posted by: natralfake at February 05, 2015 09:23 AM (KBvAm)

408 The tension was palpable. In the quite of the night you could hear your heart pounding. The scent of death was in the air.

Posted by: From Brian Willaims "Big Book of War Memory Cliches" Page 12 at February 05, 2015 09:23 AM (1BQGO)

409 Actually, we don't need Brian Williams on the wall at all. You can turn your television now into a slave to Android and/or iDevices:

http://tinyurl.com/n6594ng

Nice. All this wasteland and shill TV has to go away.

Posted by: Feh at February 05, 2015 09:24 AM (V2iCj)

410 "Motherfu*ker just said "before we get up on our high horse remember the Crusades and the Inquisition were done in Christ's name."

But remember, it's not possible that TJEO is a "closet Muslim" or any such thingy...


(TheJugEaredOne)

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 05, 2015 09:24 AM (/jpU8)

411 dumb ways to die: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

Posted by: TangoNine at February 05, 2015 09:24 AM (x3YFz)

412 394

JFK - The PT 109 was NOT a profile in courage. He was almost court martial for dereliction of duty.





It is well known that Big Joe got JFK out of hot water. JFK was NOT suppose to be where he was. He got his boat destroyed and risked the lives of his entire crew. The Bull shit story that came later? Made up by his ghost writer, McBundy I think.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:24 AM (0FSuD)

413 "Should have just bought her a treadmill and Jenny Craig membership. Subtle."

How 'bout
Honey, I'm gittin' a little chunky in the gut.
I'm thinking of cutting back on eating. Not really a diet, cause I love your cooking so much.
Just paying a little more attention to how much I eat.
And maybe running a little.

If I were to start running, would you like to go with me?
It could be fun doing it together, and it would really help keep me motivated.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 09:24 AM (62ffX)

414 Every candidate that was for the repeal of Obamacare won in 2014.

The GOP is Center Left. Then there are the Dem Socialists and the Extreme Left.

All sorta in the same elite bag.

Posted by: Feh at February 05, 2015 09:25 AM (V2iCj)

415 "Motherfu*ker just said "before we get up on our
high horse remember the Crusades and the Inquisition were done in
Christ's name."



But remember, it's not possible that TJEO is a "closet Muslim" or any such thingy...





(TheJugEaredOne)

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 05, 2015 09:24 AM (/jpU

that douchebag actually said that?

Posted by: TangoNine at February 05, 2015 09:25 AM (x3YFz)

416 408
The tension was palpable. In the quite of the night you could hear your heart pounding. The scent of death was in the air.


Posted by: From Brian Willaims "Big Book of War Memory Cliches" Page 12 at February 05, 2015 09:23 AM (1BQGO)


The smell of death was bad but not as bad as the stink from my skanky daughters ass. Trust me.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 09:26 AM (Msg5U)

417 Dammit all to hell. Not a word war, a World War.

Posted by: The 11th Madhi runs a roller rink in Kabul at February 05, 2015 09:26 AM (Rb6mu)

418 Fahad Qureshi, who founded Islam Net and is considered an Islamic leader in Norway, told a large group of Sunni Muslims that, contrary to media claims that it is only radicals and extremists who support barbaric punishments for those who violate sharia, regular Muslims support such things, including the death penalty for homosexuals and stoning for adultery.

Well only Idiots and fredo don't believe that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2015 09:26 AM (rDqRv)

419 50
You want the truth? I can't handle the truth!

-- Brian "Old Blood and Guts" Williams


Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM)


He may think he can't handle the truth, but until he tries it , he'll never actually know.

Posted by: dirks strewn at February 05, 2015 09:26 AM (kfcYC)

420 413 "Should have just bought her a treadmill and Jenny Craig membership. Subtle.
----------------

You mean the harness, muzzle and doggie head lampshade were a bad idea?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2015 09:27 AM (2Aj5D)

421 Ya know, you want to rag on JFK for his politics and womenizing that's fine. But he served honorably in WW2.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2015 09:27 AM (rDqRv)

422 We're so fucked.

The technological gap between liberals and conservatives is so wide I don't see how we can ever compete.

Liberals have cadres of hyper-competent geeks flying around with jet packs tweaking every left wing website to run flawlessly, while we draw with charcoal on cave walls.

They have websites like Huffington Post, littered with ads that run perfectly. Commentators at Gawker can use gifs, tifs, and shit we don't even know the abbreviations for, while our sites rely on Pixy.

Right wing websites like Daily Caller and Breitbart can't load a page without dimming an entire city's lights, while servers try to figure out 11 million lines of contradictory code. No one has the patients to wait for an article or enough time to de-hose their computer that is still waiting for some script to stop running.

We truly are the stupid party.

Posted by: jwest at February 05, 2015 09:27 AM (9ZZd+)

423 Did anyone hear the answers Obama's new nominee for Sec of Defense gave to the Senate oversight committee yesterday? Our strategy as it relates to ISIS is to beat them.

That's it. That is our strategy.

And the msm says nothing.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2015 09:27 AM (g1DWB)

424 Brian Williams walks into a bar.

The bartender says, 'you're lucky you weren't here an hour ago. There was a huge bar fight'

Williams punches himself in the face and replies ' yeah I know . How do think I got this bloody lip?'

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 05, 2015 09:28 AM (Xrson)

425 Motherfu*ker just said "before we get up on our high horse remember the Crusades and the Inquisition were done in Christ's name."

He is literally Satanic. Pure concentrated evil.

Posted by: rickl at February 05, 2015 09:28 AM (zoehZ)

426 "The tension was palpable. In the quite of the night you could hear your heart pounding. The scent of death was in the air."


T9 could have written that...

Posted by: HH at February 05, 2015 09:29 AM (Ce4DF)

427 Okay, that bit of advice can save you a ton of $$$ and years of happiness.
Please send cash or money order to @votermom, marriage advisor. You're welcome.
Posted by: @votermom at February 05, 2015 09:15 AM (cbfNE)
__________________________

Here's another one my ex taught me: if you hate something your wife/gf is wearing, don't say "hey that makes your ass look fat" or "you look like a stuffed sausage in that dress," instead say something like: "I don't like to see you wearing that, because you're so beautiful, and that dress just doesn't do you justice."

Posted by: Happier Hubby at February 05, 2015 09:29 AM (Fnyc2)

428 This is what I just tweeted
"Caliph Obama defends ISIS at prayer breakfast by bringing up Crusades."

I am all ragey right now.

Lucky my hubby has not mentioned thick thighs or we would be on the 11 o'clock news.

Posted by: @votermom at February 05, 2015 09:29 AM (cbfNE)

429 I have expanded my carpet cleaning business. We now steam vaginas.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 05, 2015 09:29 AM (VcOqI)

430 421
Ya know, you want to rag on JFK for his politics and womenizing that's fine. But he served honorably in WW2.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2015 09:27 AM (rDqRv)


Do not disagree and so did his older brother, Joe who died on a secret mission in England. You think any of the rich MFer's today would let their kids join or serve in the military.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:29 AM (0FSuD)

431 "Caliph Obama defends ISIS at prayer breakfast by bringing up Crusades."


He really did that? What a fuck wad

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2015 09:30 AM (rDqRv)

432 I hate Obama so much,I can't even begin to put it into words.

Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2015 09:30 AM (v5UtH)

433 jwest

The main problem is not code. It's culture.

The Left has all the "culture" types, by design. The Right has many business and military types, but they totally ceded the cultural field to the Left.

Big mistake.

Posted by: Feh at February 05, 2015 09:30 AM (V2iCj)

434 Dammit all to hell. Not a word war, a World War.


Posted by: The 11th Madhi runs a roller rink in Kabul at February 05, 2015 09:26 AM (Rb6mu)


go with the first one.

Ever seen a B-52 drop a full load of adjectives? quite a sight.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 05, 2015 09:30 AM (x3YFz)

435
Pro tip for T9:

"Honey, you look good. You still have enough left that you resemble your smoking hot little sister".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2015 09:31 AM (JtwS4)

436 Nevergiveup, well, he didn't mention ISIS, but n context of Jordan being in the news, duh.
Also, what a way to diss Jordan's king, who is on a metaphoric high horse right now.

Posted by: @votermom at February 05, 2015 09:31 AM (cbfNE)

437 223 "Why would the cops shoot them and then run?"

Maryland cops - anything can happen.... They're 'magical' like that... ask the MTA ones...

Posted by: Ibin Pharteen at February 05, 2015 09:32 AM (zL/eJ)

438 They have websites like Huffington Post, littered
with ads that run perfectly. Commentators at Gawker can use gifs, tifs,
and shit we don't even know the abbreviations for, while our sites rely
on Pixy.



Right wing websites like Daily Caller and Breitbart can't load a
page without dimming an entire city's lights, while servers try to
figure out 11 million lines of contradictory code. No one has the
patients to wait for an article or enough time to de-hose their computer
that is still waiting for some script to stop running.



We truly are the stupid party.

Posted by: jwest at February 05, 2015 09:27 AM (9ZZd+)

Better hope Pixy is still asleep, or you'd be losing your platinum membership

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:32 AM (0FSuD)

439
I figured Droom would be here today caterwauling about Jeb's latest.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at February 05, 2015 09:32 AM (XU5v6)

440 Pro tip for T9: "Honey, you look good. You still have enough left that you resemble your smoking hot little sister".
Posted by: Bandersnatch

For better or worse, I can't use that. She's easily the best of the three.

But i laughed.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 05, 2015 09:32 AM (Spluw)

441 Lucky my hubby has not mentioned thick thighs or we would be on the 11 o'clock news.

Posted by: @votermom at February 05, 2015 09:29 AM (cbfNE)


oh you have no idea the shit I'm in right now. I also erred by telling her about the sage advice I got from ya'll fine people.

Her response? "YOU TOLD EVERYONE ON LINE I'M FAT????"

I need a passport. Like.

Now.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 05, 2015 09:33 AM (x3YFz)

442 The technological gap between liberals and conservatives is so wide I don't see how we can ever compete.

Look at it this way: When the EMP bombs usher in the Burning Times, we'll be cozy in our cabins surviving off a still-bountiful land, while they'll huddle in their fallen cities, starving in the dark.

Give or take a few hordes of reavers that swarm out, but some planning can limit that.

Posted by: Mayhem at February 05, 2015 09:34 AM (DT3rQ)

443 410 "Motherfu*ker just said "before we get up on our high horse remember the Crusades and the Inquisition were done in Christ's name."

But remember, it's not possible that TJEO is a "closet Muslim" or any such thingy...

(TheJugEaredOne)
______________________________

Yes, but the thing is, the violence of the Crusades and Inquisition were directly contrary to the teachings of Jesus Christ, who, as many know, repeatedly and explicitly disavowed the use of violence, and counseled His followers to "turn the other cheek" and "love thy neighbor as thyself."

The current violent Muslim jihads, by contrast, are in direct conformance with the dictates of Muhammad as set forth in more than 140 verses of the Quran (in which Muslims are repeatedly encouraged to maim, subjugate, and kill non-believers, and warned that there will be adverse consequences in heaven for those Muslims who don't comply).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2015 09:34 AM (Fnyc2)

444 441

Damn T9 when you in a hole stop digging!

Posted by: wrg500 at February 05, 2015 09:35 AM (S+el1)

445 Her response? "YOU TOLD EVERYONE ON LINE I'M FAT????"I need a passport. Like.Now.
Posted by: TangoNine

Tell her that people were rooting for her, and were demanding pictures of your wife to prove your scurrilous claims. Wimmen love that.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 05, 2015 09:35 AM (Spluw)

446 oh you have no idea the shit I'm in right now. I also erred by telling her about the sage advice I got from ya'll fine people.

Nice knowin' ya, bud.

Posted by: Mayhem at February 05, 2015 09:35 AM (DT3rQ)

447 >>"YOU TOLD EVERYONE ON LINE I'M FAT????"

Oh dear, T9!
Time to get that evil twin story in place ASAP.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2015 09:35 AM (ABcz/)

448 "I need a passport. Like.

Now."

Good knowing you.


You might wanna consider going the Bruce Jenner route.

With a name change, and a new look, you may make it out alive.

Probably not....but there's a chance.

Aw, who am I kidding.

You are so Fcuked.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 09:35 AM (62ffX)

449 Otherwise tempting as it is, sock off.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at February 05, 2015 09:35 AM (DT3rQ)

450 CNN covering how Brian Williams mis-remembered things?

Hey Brian, stick a fork in you. You are toast since you are making all the other 'journolists' look bad.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 09:36 AM (NExTl)

451 Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2015 09:27 AM (rDqRv)

JFK ain't no Brian Williams but their recall of events are both shaky.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 05, 2015 09:36 AM (Xrson)

452 From the transcript -


AND UNLESS WE GET ON OUR HIGH HORSE AND THINK THAT THIS IS UNIQUE TO SOME OTHER PLACE, REMEMBER THAT DURING THE CRUSADES AND THE INQUISITION PEOPLE COMMITTED TERRIBLE DEEDS IN THE NAME OF CHRIST. IN OUR HOME COUNTRY, SLAVERY AND JIM CROW ALL TOO OFTEN WAS JUSTIFIED IN THE NAME OF CHRIST.

Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2015 09:36 AM (fWAjv)

453 T9

Repeat after me: "You look fine."

You should've commented about your own weight, how you're concerned, how you want to be in good shape, and so on. Women pick up on concern and then apply it, paranoid, to themselves.

Posted by: Feh at February 05, 2015 09:36 AM (V2iCj)

454 444 441

Damn T9 when you in a hole stop digging!
Posted by: wrg500 at February 05, 2015 09:35 AM (S+el1

Chinook Helicopter. Brain Williams. Hostage Rescue. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2015 09:36 AM (2Aj5D)

455 So, where do we hold T9's wake? 'cause that funeral's gonna be strictly closed-casket.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at February 05, 2015 09:36 AM (DT3rQ)

456 Oh dear, T9!Time to get that evil twin story in place ASAP.
Posted by: Lizzy

Anal probe standing by.

Posted by: Marvin the martian at February 05, 2015 09:36 AM (Spluw)

457 Obama wants a deal with Iran so his name goes into the History Books as the President who restored normal diplomatic relations with both Iran and Cuba.

So says VDH at NRO today.

Ok, he didn't use those words. Some anonymous comment buried at the end of a dead thread said it here yesterday.

Posted by: Clifstune Flailcrafter at February 05, 2015 09:37 AM (RJUCO)

458 LOL

I'll be looking for T9 on the 11 o clock news.

Tell Mrs T9 that no jury of women will ever convict her.

Posted by: @votermom at February 05, 2015 09:37 AM (cbfNE)

459 Tango Nine, you may want to see if Saddam's spider hole is still around.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 09:37 AM (NExTl)

460 'Brian' and 'Brian'!!! What is 'Brian'?!!!

Posted by: kara of sigma draconis vi at February 05, 2015 09:37 AM (L6/+u)

461 Karl Denninger on net neutrality:

http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=229814

Can you say "regulatory capture"?

Posted by: rickl at February 05, 2015 09:37 AM (zoehZ)

462 I can understand AoSHQ's website.

This was built behind the barn, with old bicycle parts and steam powered. It' nailed together with scrap 2 x 4"s and fixed with duct tape.

What I can't understand is real, honest to god websites like the Daily Caller and Breitbart, who have the resources to hire actual talent running like a high school project.

There is something more sinister at foot.

Posted by: jwest at February 05, 2015 09:38 AM (9ZZd+)

463 DURING THE CRUSADES AND THE INQUISITION PEOPLE
COMMITTED TERRIBLE DEEDS IN THE NAME OF CHRIST. IN OUR HOME COUNTRY,
SLAVERY AND JIM CROW ALL TOO OFTEN WAS JUSTIFIED IN THE NAME OF CHRIST.


Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2015 09:36 AM (fWAjv)



"In the name of Christ," perhaps.

The thing is... Mohammed himself led the
extermination of entire peoples.

Please point out for me the peoples
exterminated by Jesus - not some misguided 'follower' of His, but Christ
himself.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 05, 2015 09:38 AM (2L0WZ)

464 AND UNLESS WE GET ON OUR HIGH HORSE AND THINK THAT THIS IS UNIQUE TO SOME OTHER PLACE, REMEMBER THAT DURING THE CRUSADES AND THE INQUISITION PEOPLE COMMITTED TERRIBLE DEEDS IN THE NAME OF CHRIST. IN OUR HOME COUNTRY, SLAVERY AND JIM CROW ALL TOO OFTEN WAS JUSTIFIED IN THE NAME OF CHRIST.

I'm surprised the bastard can speak the name of Christ without bursting into flames.

At what point does "respect for the office of the president" stop and one of the supposed men of the cloth at this clown show "prayer breakfast" stand up and call out the SCOAMT as the POS he is?

Posted by: Mary Poppins Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2015 09:39 AM (zF6Iw)

465 Brian? Yes, Brian remember this........


http://tinyurl.com/8gbqebj

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 09:39 AM (0FSuD)

466 BenK sort of not up...

Posted by: HH at February 05, 2015 09:39 AM (Ce4DF)

467 IN OUR HOME COUNTRY, AL SHARPTON INCITING RIOTS THAT KILLED JEWS ALL TOO OFTEN WAS JUSTIFIED IN THE NAME OF CHRIST.

Posted by: The Manufactured messiah at February 05, 2015 09:40 AM (Spluw)

468 Somebody show Obama a fucking Koran.

Put those little tab things on the pages where "Allah" says KILL APOSTATES JEWS AND INFIDELS.

TFG

Posted by: Feh at February 05, 2015 09:40 AM (V2iCj)

469 I think the great point of love, and sadly, I am not there, is that eventually (hopefully) everyone loses their looks. People gain weight, lose teeth, lose hair, get wrinkles, things sag, things shrink. I think as long as two people love each other and go into it understanding and respecting that their looks will change, for better or usually worse, everything's fine.

I think when one spouse is expected to keep up appearances, it can become an issue.

When I think of the couples I know in my life, my parents, aunts and uncles, and things like that...they love each other no matter what they look like, so they don't care that his hair has gone white or she has gained 50 lbs. I know other couples where the wife is "expected" to stay in shape or wear makeup all the time or keep their hair long (Seriously, I know someone who said her husband would divorce her if she cut her hair short) Trust me, my parents et al's relationships are much more stable than the latter.

Posted by: TickledPink at February 05, 2015 09:40 AM (TMe1n)

470 "oh you have no idea the shit I'm in right now. I also erred by telling her about the sage advice I got from ya'll fine people.

Her response? "YOU TOLD EVERYONE ON LINE I'M FAT????"

I need a passport. Like.

Now.


Posted by: TangoNine at February 05, 2015 09:33 AM (x3YFz)"

What the hell is wrong with you? Do you have brain damage?

Posted by: John Goodman in some movie at February 05, 2015 09:40 AM (KDbAT)

471 @464 Oh yeah. A Joe Wilson at the Prayer Breakfast. That would be rich.
You'd see some real Crusading after that.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2015 09:41 AM (xq1UY)

472 Put those little tab things on the pages where "Allah" says KILL APOSTATES JEWS AND INFIDELS.



TFG

Posted by: Feh at February 05, 2015 09:40 AM (V2iCj)



Interestingly enough, I have a Koran with tabs placed in those precise locations. It looks like a hedgehog.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 05, 2015 09:42 AM (2L0WZ)

473 So Obama brought up the Crusades and slavery. Got it.

We have animals right now enslaving women, brutally mass murdering people and reveling in their blood - and we're somehow supposed to feel bad about the Crusades and slavery (something none of us were involved it) and that we're somehow not morally superior because of it???

Yeah, no.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2015 09:42 AM (ABcz/)

474 Her response? "YOU TOLD EVERYONE ON LINE I'M FAT????"

See you in Valhalla, my friend. Nice to have known you.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2015 09:43 AM (mx5oN)

475 " It looks like a hedgehog."

Dude!

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at February 05, 2015 09:43 AM (62ffX)

476 AND UNLESS WE GET ON OUR HIGH HORSE AND THINK THAT THIS IS UNIQUE TO SOME OTHER PLACE, REMEMBER THAT DURING THE CRUSADES AND THE INQUISITION PEOPLE COMMITTED TERRIBLE DEEDS IN THE NAME OF CHRIST. IN OUR HOME COUNTRY, SLAVERY AND JIM CROW ALL TOO OFTEN WAS JUSTIFIED IN THE NAME OF CHRIST.
____________________________

I could commit terrible crimes in the name of my kid's stuffed teddy bear Fredo, but that wouldn't mean the bear is responsible for what I did.

And it's not possible to "justify" violence or even unfairness against other human beings "in the name of Christ" because Christ repeatedly and specifically and emphatically taught that such behaviors are wrong.

The same cannot be said of Muhammad, who himself lived a life of violence, and whose book of teachings (the Quran) contains over 100 verses in which Muslims are encouraged and exhorted to maim, subjugate, and kill non-believers (including "People of the Book," i.e., Christians and Jews), and warned of the adverse consequences to Muslims who fail to take up arms.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2015 09:44 AM (Fnyc2)

477 Net Neutrality -- A.K.A. POTS - - Plain Old Telephone Service.

As ancient as the old greybeards scattered throughout the horde might be, most here are too young to remember Ma Bell, and the switch from operator assisted telephone service to rotary dial 'phones. Or the switch to touch tone, or the days when long distance required a human operator. Or remember how you had to notify the 'phone cops that you were adding a telephone modem to your 'phone and had to register the device with the local 'phone company.

Well, Obama's regulators are taking us back there.

Posted by: Clifstune Flailcrafter at February 05, 2015 09:44 AM (RJUCO)

478 "I need a passport. Like.

Now.




Posted by: TangoNine at February 05, 2015 09:33 AM (x3YFz)"

I'd suggest going to South America. The hot women there like gringos. Never say or suggest anything about their looks except how gorgeous they are. In fact, never say anything else, period, and you will be fine..

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 05, 2015 09:44 AM (1BQGO)

479 T9 rude and unnecessary comment to his wife further proof that there is an unwritten double standard which by the way I fully agree. A wife can tell her husband that he's getting a beer gut and needs to do something about it and the husband will either own it with a sarcastic comment or do something about it. Men and women are different you feminist weasels !

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 05, 2015 09:44 AM (Xrson)

480 I know other couples where the wife is "expected" to stay in shape or wear makeup all the time or keep their hair long

Sometimes translated as: " still giving a shit and not treating the courtship, engagement and the wedding as some sort of potemkin village or con." That happens all too often.

Staying in shape also means that they aren't going to gorf via a fate that's preventable. Enough stuff will happen to us that we can't control. What's wrong with making the controllable stuff a priority?

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 05, 2015 09:46 AM (Spluw)

481 Posted by: TickledPink at February 05, 2015 09:40 AM (TMe1n

Letting your appearance go is more than just about looks in a relationship.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 05, 2015 09:47 AM (Xrson)

482 I'd suggest going to South America. The hot women there like gringos. Never say or suggest anything about their looks except how gorgeous they are. In fact, never say anything else, period, and you will be fine..

Are you nuts? If he could manage that he wouldn't be in this mess!

Face your fate like a man, T9...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at February 05, 2015 09:47 AM (DT3rQ)

483 481 Posted by: TickledPink at February 05, 2015 09:40 AM (TMe1n

Letting your appearance go is more than just about looks in a relationship.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 05, 2015 09:47 AM (Xrson)

If your wife hacks off her previously long and lustrous hair, there's a better than even chance things will go to shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2015 09:49 AM (mx5oN)

484 Thought for several moments about wading in. Not going there. Let me just point out that James Thurber, author of "The War Between Men and Women," also wrote "Is Sex Necessary?"

Oh, and went to THE Ohio State University.

This is sad beyond words, and it is going to be a long day at the HQ.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2015 09:50 AM (xq1UY)

485 Shh. Don't tell anyone about the new thread.

Posted by: mindful webworker - clearly at February 05, 2015 09:50 AM (XtR0g)

486 @480

Of course staying in shape is a good idea. And health, is an utmost priority.

But to make it a requirement within a marriage. To make it something we criticize in our spouse....I don't know that that is the right thing, either. After all, the wedding vows say "for better or for worse, in sickness and in health." It doesn't say, "As long as you don't pudge out."

My mom doesn't acknowledge that my dad has gained weight, and vice versa. It works for them. I just think it is about mutual respect, that's all.

If it is approached from the avenue of, "Honey, I really want you healthy and around for a really long time, for our kids and grandkids," that's one thing. "You're looking a little blubbery, lately" isn't the way to do it.

Posted by: TickledPink at February 05, 2015 09:50 AM (TMe1n)

487 Does this blog make me look fat? I'm asking all of you.....NOW.

Posted by: Mrs. Tango Nine at February 05, 2015 09:51 AM (Spluw)

488 Idea for an SNL sketch. Brian Williams goes to Ron Burgundy for advice on what to do.

Posted by: Eric at February 05, 2015 09:51 AM (t8ISX)

489 T9 seems to have, at least temporarily, believed the feminazi propaganda that women want to be treated the same as man.. Never ever believe this in anyway, end definitely don't test the theory. Very real, dangerous consequences, as T9 has discovered.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 05, 2015 09:53 AM (1BQGO)

490 "Does this blog make me look fat? I'm asking all of you.....NOW."


No Ma'am.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 09:53 AM (62ffX)

491 After all, the wedding vows say "for better or for worse, in sickness and in health." It doesn't say, "As long as you don't pudge out."
It again goes back to whether one person cares for the other. Part of a marriage is attraction. Is there any obligation/duty/priority/whatever for one spouse to care for the other and make them happy?
What if one says, no? Your happiness isn't a concern, and the vows say that you're stuck.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 05, 2015 09:54 AM (Spluw)

492 I was willing to give him some benefit of the doubt, I thought he was in a convoy, not following an hour behind. In for former I can see use of the "we" an hour later or in a different flight, not so much. So, summing up, he is a Liberal and he Lies...leave anything out?

Posted by: Rob in Katy at February 05, 2015 09:55 AM (gdGJ1)

493 @491

Exactly. The vows say you're stuck.

I am from a very old school Catholic family that doesn't believe in divorce unless in very dire circumstances.

So, the whole "not attracted anymore" or "irreconcilable differences" or whatever, just doesn't fly with us. It's "Suck it up buttercup."

You say the vows, you participate in the sacrament, you sign on the dotted line...yup, you are locked in.

Posted by: TickledPink at February 05, 2015 10:24 AM (TMe1n)

494 So why does Brian Williams still have a job at NBC?

Posted by: Iblis at February 05, 2015 10:24 AM (U0ndG)

495 "Does this blog make me look fat? I'm asking all of you.....NOW."


Dude... Man Manual pg. 142 "when your wife asks a 'damned if you do, damned if you don't' question, its best to:

1) Remind her of her natural beauty, and not a subjective perception
2) Honesty may be the best policy, but a woman scorned is worse than a mad wolverine
3) Roses and chocolate should be handy - jewelry for severe cases
4) Learn the practice of tacticial sleeping - i.e. one eye open, and regulated breathing
5) The couch can be quite comfortable with multiple blankets layed upon each other for additional comfort
6) Channel the smooth-talking arch-types for additional reference - (Ron Jeremy, Rudolph Valentino, Clark Gable, Cary Grant, Bill Clinton, etc.)
7) revert to pg. 258 "How to escape a bad relationship\reaction by Escape, Evasion, and Witness Protection Program" "

Posted by: Ibin Pharteen at February 05, 2015 10:28 AM (zL/eJ)

496 I'm reminded of a Jimmy Stewart appearance on the old Jonny Carson "Tonight Show". Stewart discusses some movie where his character skis away from the bad guys. Fans would approach him and complement his athletic prowess. quasi-quoting: "Well, I started out having to tell them that I wasn't a skier, you know. I couldn't do all that skiing. It was a stunt double, and camera work, and Hollywood trickery. But as time went by I felt like I was disappointing my fans, and so I'd just modestly tell them, well, I didn't do ALL that skiing. The shots INCLUDED stunt doubles and all. But the more I responded the better my skiing got. Lately you know I just thank those people and suggest skiing is like riding a bicycle -- once you've gotten the basics down you can manage about anything... I don't say _I_ did it but I don't make any effort to correct anybody. Not bragging about myself you know but just not wanting to let my fans down..."

Posted by: Pouncer at February 05, 2015 11:20 AM (H7rei)

497 Brian Williams personally vaccinated all 60 thousand of obama's Central American children before they entered the US

Posted by: Buffalobob at February 05, 2015 12:06 PM (w+5ie)

498 You want me on that wall

You need me on that wall.

Oh, that's not me on the wall?

Never mind.

Posted by: Phil at February 05, 2015 12:22 PM (akbbt)

499 Escort girls http://REGMODELS.RU

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