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Begun, The Vagina Wars Have
I know what you were thinking.
You were thinking: "Hey Ace, can you post something really f*cking dumb?" I sure can. I sure can.As a connoisseur of leftist cannibalism, I enjoy watching the internecine squabbling of groups competing for the top spot on the hierarchy of oppression as if they were puppies stepping on one another’s necks straining for a tug on the warm teat of sympathy. Male-to-female transsexuals--who, as luck would have it, have always constituted the vast majority of those who feel they were born wearing the wrong genital costumery--have recently emerged as perhaps the most rabidly militant of all identity groups strung along the vast fractured progressive rainbow. In their manic quest to force the world into parroting the obvious lie that they are women, they have stumbled upon an unexpected foe--radical feminists who have real, God-given vaginas. This is a struggle--laden with a hilarious level of acrimony--between men who insist they're women and women who insist that the most crucial part of being a woman involves popping out of your mother's vagina with a vagina of your own. The latter group is disparagingly referred to as TERFs--Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists---due to the fact that they feel male-to-female trannies are trying to party-crash their struggle against historical oppression. The TERFs argue that for men to pretend they’re women is insulting to real women. To them, it is a genital form of blackface. “Leftist intersectionality has devolved to the point where real women and fake women are arguing over whose vaginas smell worse.” The TERF worldview can be loosely summarized as follows: So-called “trans women” are actually privileged males who use such privilege in an attempt to co-opt women’s historical suffering without enduring any of the social stigma attendant to bleeding for five days a month without dying. They are essentially delusional men who wear dresses or, in some cases, mutilate their genitals in a near-suicidal quest to validate their delusions. Trannies should under no circumstances be able to use women’s bathrooms or attend events that are exclusively designed for women...I know what you're thinking: "Hey Ace, sure this is dumb, but I'm tired of the constant barrage of American Stupid. Can we please have a single speaker capable of elevating this discourse?" You sure can, Friend. You sure can.
Ironically -- or perhaps inevitably -- the strongest evidence that the female sex is intellectually inferior comes from the trivial, childish, stupid, and often deranged babblings of feminists, who which to prove female superiority. But instead of talking about big issues, they talk about "big, hairy, smelly vaginas." You know, things that mental defectives would find to be perfectly within their intellectual comfort zone. Please elevate your games, ladies. You are embarrassing yourselves and frankly the rest of us as well. Sonny Bunch meanwhile writes more about our insipid, animal-like PC culture of fear and loathing, and concludes, pace Erick Erickson, You Will Be Made to Shut Up. I thought this was slightly heartening, though: An op-ed from a presumably leftist writer, who think that the mobbed-up wolfpack culture of the left as regards rape has actually set the rape crusaders back:
One especially amusing bone of contention between the two groups of shaggy yipping poodles regards the vaginal authenticity of male-to-female transsexuals. Old-school feminist Germaine Greer recently asserted that trannies aren't women because they don't realize what it’s like "to have a big, hairy, smelly vagina."
But I think we--not just the opinion page, not just the Spec--but we, the members of the campus media, failed specifically with Sulkowicz’s story by not being thorough and impartial. Instead, campus media's goal to promote discussion about sexual assault and to support survivors became conflated with a fear of rigorous reporting. Personally, I felt that if I covered the existence of a different perspective--say, that due process should be respected--not only would I have been excoriated, but many would have said that I was harming survivors and the fight against sexual assault.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: EC at February 04, 2015 03:59 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 03:59 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: EC at February 04, 2015 04:01 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 04:01 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 04, 2015 04:01 PM (S0A/C)
Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 04:01 PM (QEgj7)
Posted by: EC at February 04, 2015 04:02 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at February 04, 2015 04:02 PM (SCcgT)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:02 PM (kff5f)
Just the thought of Men whacking their penises off and having a fake vagina is almost as sickening as a Woman having an addadicktome... Do they really do that?
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 04:03 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 04, 2015 04:03 PM (S0A/C)
Posted by: BuhRock O-bah-muhh at February 04, 2015 04:03 PM (nbGZj)
damn it the vagina wars have started and i show up armed with a penis
Posted by: kj at February 04, 2015 04:03 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:03 PM (mQXmP)
Yes. Sane people...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 04:03 PM (Bn6aD)
There are already tons of things I cannot say.
Not particularly mean or distasteful things, but things for which I will run out of town on a rail.
Simple things like:
Due process is important, even for accused rapists.
or
"I think we're handling this whole trangendered thing wrong. Study after study shows surgery doesn't actually affect outcomes, perhaps treating it as a physical rather than psychological disorder is a mistake."
Were I to say these things in an academic environment I'd be...well I am unemployed, but I'd be even more unemployed than I am now.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and exhausted! new father! at February 04, 2015 04:03 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: Big Gay Al at February 04, 2015 04:04 PM (kjEvI)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:04 PM (mQXmP)
Posted by: Hans Gruber at February 04, 2015 04:04 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: JEM at February 04, 2015 04:04 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:04 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Hans Gruber at February 04, 2015 04:04 PM (Dwehj)
Ladies and gentlemen...I give you the S...M...E...R...F!
Posted by: EC at February 04, 2015 04:05 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Germaine Greer's Bar of Irish Spring at February 04, 2015 04:05 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: EC at February 04, 2015 04:02 PM (doBIb)
Federal Grant money.
Or failing that they do what happened at SLU they bully administrations into putting hard dollars into their stupid shit.
My brother has an article about that at the college fix. It's in my twitter feed somewhere.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and exhausted! new father! at February 04, 2015 04:05 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: butch at February 04, 2015 04:05 PM (HLx1C)
Posted by: flounder at February 04, 2015 04:05 PM (FHh8u)
Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2015 04:05 PM (j37Ud)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 04, 2015 04:05 PM (vg8iE)
Threat of a civil rights lawsuit.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:05 PM (mQXmP)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 04, 2015 04:06 PM (nbGZj)
Posted by: Germaine Greer's Bar of Irish Spring at February 04, 2015 04:06 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 04, 2015 04:06 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 04, 2015 04:06 PM (Spluw)
THAT would be a 'Reality TV' show I would watch!
Posted by: Dastardly Dan at February 04, 2015 04:06 PM (z7tRX)
Posted by: EC at February 04, 2015 04:01 PM (doBIb)
Hole?
Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:06 PM (dxjfk)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:06 PM (mQXmP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: dogfish at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (1vYi0)
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Steam cleaning!
The answer is obvious.
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (S0A/C)
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (Spluw)
Speaking of that I see the Couple who wouldn't bake a Wedding cake for a Lesbian couple have to pay them 150 thousand dollars for "pain and suffering." Nice World ain't it?
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (Bn6aD)
Best make friends with zombie. I hear she has a cyber-vagina.
Posted by: CM at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (0NdlF)
There goes a humpy back whale.
and a chim-pan-zee.
Some cats and rats and an elephant.
Fuck it. I'm on the internet.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (IDj42)
There goes a humpy back whale.
and a chim-pan-zee.
Some cats and rats and an elephant.
Fuck it. I'm on the internet.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (IDj42)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (knoK7)
Sexual politics has bottomed out.
Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (QEgj7)
Posted by: EC
Hole?
Posted by: Secundus
Pole on the Dole
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (mQXmP)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (ZPrif)
THAT would be a 'Reality TV' show I would watch!
Posted by: Dastardly Dan at February 04, 2015 04:06 PM (z7tRX)
Only if we can add an FPS Badge system.
Of course, the only badges we'd likely need are "Suicide," and, "Friendly Fire."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:08 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Liberal Scold at February 04, 2015 04:08 PM (FHh8u)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 04:08 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: L, elle at February 04, 2015 04:08 PM (2x3L+)
If you had told me when I was a kid this is the kind of thing we would be debating when I grew up I would never have believed you. Hell, I still don't believe it.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2015 04:08 PM (g1DWB)
Three men are in the waiting room of a psychiatrist's office. The first one goes in to see him.
"Doc, I think I'm a chicken."
"What makes you a chicken?"
"Well, I kinda feel like a chicken, and if I flaps my arms like this and go 'Cluck cluck cluck!' then I kinda of look like a chicken, don't I?"
"You are certifiably insane. Next patient!"
(Next man walks in.)
"Doc, I think I'm a steam shovel."
"What makes you think you're a steam shovel?"
"Well, I kinda feel like a steam shovel, and if I do my arms like this and go "Vroom, vroom, vroom!" I kind of look like a steam shovel, don't I?"
"You are certifiably insane. Next patient!"
(Last man walks in.)
"Doc, I think I'm a woman."
"What makes you think you're a woman?"
"Well, I kinda feel like a woman, and if I get some bags of silicone sewn into my chest, and chop off my dick and wear grotesque makeup over my five-o'clock shadow, I'd kinda look like a woman, wouldn't I?"
"You are certifiably ins--"
(The psychiatrist is interrupted by his secretary, who whispers something in his ear and points to the DMS manual on his desk.)
The psychiatrist clears his throat and says to the last man, "Congratulations -- you're a woman!"
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:08 PM (K4YiS)
Look up Joe Torre's 1968 Topps card...
I'll wait.
See that? That's what I picture when I imagine rotten old feminists and their vjays.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2015 04:08 PM (TOk1P)
damn it the vagina wars have started and i show up armed with a penis
Posted by: kj at February 04, 2015 04:03 PM (lKyWE)
Better than showing up so-equipped to a sword fight.
Posted by: flounder at February 04, 2015 04:09 PM (FHh8u)
It's a race to the bottom to see who can be more screwed up.
Meanwhile, I'l be over here laughing at both and hoping for blood.
Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 04:09 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: South Park Studios at February 04, 2015 04:09 PM (DL2i+)
"to have a big, hairy, smelly vagina."
So, feminism? You take the most glorious bodypart of God's benevolent creation and describe it in a way that turns the stomach?
Vaginas are beautiful, hair is optional, and with proper maintenance they smell and taste great.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2015 04:09 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Lady In Black at February 04, 2015 04:09 PM (6C3ns)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 04, 2015 04:09 PM (mx6Sm)
Posted by: EC at February 04, 2015 04:01 PM (doBIb
My Big Throbbing D*ck?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 04:10 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:10 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Inflatable Scrotum Man at February 04, 2015 04:10 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Ted Danson at February 04, 2015 04:10 PM (OD2ni)
Perhaps it's a miracle!
Posted by: Stigmata stigma at February 04, 2015 04:10 PM (l1itW)
To them, it is a genital form of blackface.
Pure poetry.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:04 PM (mQXmP)
Come on. That's like urban dictionary for beejer from an AA studies major, isn't it?
Posted by: flounder at February 04, 2015 04:10 PM (FHh8u)
Posted by: Pete Carroll at February 04, 2015 04:11 PM (yl/WE)
Yeah, that's gonna be a hard one to purge from the cerebellum.
Posted by: JEM at February 04, 2015 04:11 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at February 04, 2015 04:11 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and his daughter at February 04, 2015 04:12 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: Everybody's a lawyer, judge, and jury for 15 minutes at February 04, 2015 04:12 PM (e0JlW)
Posted by: maddogg at February 04, 2015 04:12 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: I Loathe Silence Sensually at February 04, 2015 04:12 PM (xkSSa)
BTW, have the RadFems ever gotten around to defining exactly what "social stigma" they face for being women?
I mean, I know they face the social stigma of being laugh and pointed at, but that's because they're stupid, shrieking harpies- it has nothing to do with their sex.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:12 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 04:13 PM (/HX7u)
What % of jobs in America can you be fired from now for saying that you oppose gay marriage?
Why the fuck do you need to cram that into a vagina thread?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2015 04:13 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 04, 2015 04:13 PM (0HooB)
Of course, you probably can be fired for referring to birth defects as birth defects.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 04:13 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: I Loathe Silence Sensually at February 04, 2015 04:13 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Gaff at February 04, 2015 04:13 PM (jPS2y)
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 04, 2015 04:13 PM (Spluw)
shaggy yipping poodles regards the vaginal authenticity of
male-to-female transsexuals.
Heh.
Posted by: Flyguy at February 04, 2015 04:13 PM (h2eN3)
"If it smells like fish, it's a dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone."
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2015 04:13 PM (KuU4f)
I mean, I know they face the social stigma of being laugh and pointed at, but that's because they're stupid, shrieking harpies- it has nothing to do with their sex.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 201
Yup, reminded my daughters and wife of that fact every day while they were at home.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 04:14 PM (l1zOH)
Please join my cause and help me attain my dream. Hai!
Posted by: LGoPs at February 04, 2015 04:14 PM (OAHNF)
* - merely typing that phrase leaves me feeling like I've just inhaled a mouthful of Greeer's pubic hair.
Posted by: JEM at February 04, 2015 04:14 PM (o+SC1)
Why the fuck do you need to cram that into a vagina thread?
--
It's about what you are allowed to say or not in America.
That should have been obvious.
But you felt the need to pick a fight.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 04:14 PM (ZPrif)
"BTW, have the RadFems ever gotten around to defining exactly what "social stigma" they face for being women?
I mean, I know they face the social stigma of being laugh and pointed at, but that's because they're stupid, shrieking harpies- it has nothing to do with their sex."
Check your privilege
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 04, 2015 04:14 PM (PvZ8F)
"We're rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off us and sticks to you."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:14 PM (kff5f)
That's a whole new piece of fuckwadery that I had never heard before. It is amusing what kind of meaningless gripes these idiots can invent.
Posted by: Vic at February 04, 2015 04:14 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at February 04, 2015 04:14 PM (rJRsj)
Posted by: dogfish at February 04, 2015 04:14 PM (1vYi0)
I think he just wanted to say "cram that into a vagina" and your comment gave an appropriate excuse.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:15 PM (kff5f)
I can help with that.
Posted by: Lord Douchebag at February 04, 2015 04:15 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 04, 2015 04:15 PM (S0A/C)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:15 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Vic at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Heralder at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM (/Mxso)
- uh, THWAP -
Gotta go. Man do I gotta go.
Posted by: JEM at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 04, 2015 04:14 PM (PvZ8F)
Yep. Still there.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Trans-Juggalo at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM (HoRFj)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon
The stigma is that they're ugly. In high school, the boys wouldn't ask them to the dance, and now that they're lesbians, the pretty girls won't go there even when off-their-ass drunk.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM (GuwT9)
you just know that the woman that said this never shaves her pits or her legs. And wears clothing to prove that she doesn't whenever possible.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 04:17 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: Master Blaster at February 04, 2015 04:17 PM (yl/WE)
That author's unbridled glee is palpable. I share it.
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at February 04, 2015 04:17 PM (I3RZp)
*gets chased down the street while code pinkos in vagina costumes attempt to throw rocks at me, like a girl*
Posted by: LizLem, pointing and laughing at silly lib women being silly at February 04, 2015 04:17 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM (fLKzW)
Well, that goes without saying.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:18 PM (kff5f)
Logically, being an observant Catholic now would constitute being anti-gay marriage and therefore violating anti-discrimination laws at work.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 04:18 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:18 PM (dxjfk)
Posted by: Buzzion
I've heard of wearing a chip on your shoulder. But this...........
Posted by: Lord Douchebag at February 04, 2015 04:18 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 04, 2015 04:18 PM (S0A/C)
No joke, I've seen feminists whine that being seen in public while pregnant is a form of social stigma because the woman is "forced" to acknowledge her sexuality.
A pregnant belly is the scarlet letter announcing to the world that you've had sex.
Why anyone would care about this has not been explained.
Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 04:19 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: spongeworthy at February 04, 2015 04:19 PM (3EGWz)
Posted by: junior at February 04, 2015 04:19 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Yoda at February 04, 2015 04:19 PM (yl/WE)
Posted by: Lord Douchebag at February 04, 2015 04:19 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Sonny Corleone at February 04, 2015 04:19 PM (fY+fw)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 04, 2015 04:20 PM (659DL)
So, culture changes hpen somehow...is the New Left responsible? Those weird Frankfurt guys? Who has caused the sudden, or not, onrush of batshit crazy progressives?
It's like they were all of a sudden unleashed on america...
I would find the perspective of an ISIS guy on all this...
ISIS GUY: "Yes yes, well let me see...ok, they are strange women, yes. Well, I would praise Allah that these women are not here, you see this is what happens when you give them too much freedom, they do this. But I do find it quite attractive that they hate men so much, it means they love them and want to be taken...but they are just frightened, you know? We don't have that problem. I pity you actually, here let me set you on fire."
Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 04, 2015 04:20 PM (cNiT0)
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[After five minutes of agonized searching.]
Google makes it impossible to access old Ace threads! Grrrr!
Anyone know ho I can get access to and copy a comment from a thread that is older than the oldest thread on the main page???
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:20 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 04:20 PM (Bn6aD)
You'll figure it out one day.
Posted by: Muslims at February 04, 2015 04:20 PM (yl/WE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 04, 2015 04:20 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: 13times at February 04, 2015 04:20 PM (WHVu+)
I know you are just trollin, Ace, luckily. Otherwise I would point to the archetype of the peak physical and intellectual specimen of manhood, the Pajama Boy, to refute your statement about men being intellectual superiors.
To sum up: libs gotta lib.
Posted by: LizLem, pointing and laughing at silly lib women being silly at February 04, 2015 04:21 PM (yRwC8)
106 Posted by: Buzzion at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM
you just know that the woman that said this never shaves her pits or her legs. And wears clothing to prove that she doesn't whenever possible.
Captain, recommend setting phasers to 'shave"
Posted by: Mr Spock at February 04, 2015 04:21 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Garrett at February 04, 2015 04:21 PM (XFiuW)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:21 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 04, 2015 04:21 PM (h2eN3)
I have a high school friend (ish) who has been transitioning to a man from a woman and I've watched it all over facebook. Got her sex changed on a form, got some sort of surgery but not the kind that adds a penis and grew facial hair. She/he recently got married. I figured she was a lesbian but I didn't count on this.
I did not mind when a few people who clearly had mental problems wanted to wear dresses and take hormones, but I deeply resent the idea that I am supposed to consider them a woman for reals despite the lack of female organs and the presence of an adams apple and a few other things that don't belong. I mean, there is being nice to people who are sick and there is being asked to say things that you know are untrue. We have tipped over into the later place.
Posted by: Lea at February 04, 2015 04:21 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Ian Galt at February 04, 2015 04:21 PM (dmepw)
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:20 PM (K4YiS)
Have you passed the seven trials and defeated the dragon yet?
Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:22 PM (dxjfk)
Or it could have been the cause.
I may have misunderstood.
Oh well, nobody eats that crap anyway.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 04, 2015 04:22 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 04, 2015 04:22 PM (lfFPN)
Do these harridans still expect roses and candy and shit next week?
Posted by: spongeworthy at February 04, 2015 04:19 PM (3EGWz)
Not roses and candy, but they can have the shit.
Posted by: Heralder at February 04, 2015 04:22 PM (/Mxso)
I wonder if the fake stimulus wans't diverted to fund these insane political groups.
Of course, that had to have happened. The old smart proggies know how to divert funds, yes they do!
See, Barry took all that printed money, and didn't have it go to roads bridges, but to the colleges and other places where agitprop is created, like NBC.
That's how we have this shit happening all over the place.
Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 04, 2015 04:22 PM (cNiT0)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:22 PM (mQXmP)
Uhhhh......
9 months later us men either have proof of sex or suspicion if cuckolding.
how is that not similar?
Plus aren't the fems all about embracing sexuality? But not procreation so they worked out a paradox I guess
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and his daughter at February 04, 2015 04:23 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:23 PM (K4YiS)
On the right sidebar, toward the bottom is a monthly list that goes back all the way to April, 2004.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2015 04:23 PM (Zu3d9)
I don't want my brother coming out of the toilet with just his vagina in his hands ,alright?
Posted by: Sonny Corleone at February 04, 2015 04:19 PM (fY+fw)
Auto thread winner with Godfather reference
Posted by: Vic at February 04, 2015 04:23 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:23 PM (mQXmP)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna
Fine, this is.
Fucked, these dildomongers are.
Posted by: Yoda at February 04, 2015 04:23 PM (yl/WE)
There isn't.
I won't argue for feminists. I can think of no singular movement more destructive to the nuclear family, and thus, largely responsible for decades of societal breakdown (subject for another day I'm sure).
What I will say is "transsexuals" are a group borne out of medical procedure, not science, nature or any other existential component of our society.
They are what we commonly call "freaks" in the literal sense of the word. They've taken man's ability to affect (dissect?) some physical change on a body and turned it into another grievance. Oh yes, woe is the man who deliberately cut off his penis and replaced it with a plastic vagina. Don't "discriminate" against them, just guffaw loudly in the corner as he tries to formulate an argument for his current state achieved by a visit to Dr. Frankenstein.
Gimme a break.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 04, 2015 04:23 PM (GGCsk)
Google makes it impossible to access old Ace threads! Grrrr!
I have found old comment threads by googling "topic minx.cc", or "topic acecomments.mu" for recent ones.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2015 04:23 PM (JtwS4)
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[After five minutes of agonized searching.]
Google makes it impossible to access old Ace threads! Grrrr!
Anyone know ho I can get access to and copy a comment from a thread that is older than the oldest thread on the main page???
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:20 PM (K4YiS)
I do it all the time. What's the problem? What are you searching for?
Posted by: Buzzion at February 04, 2015 04:24 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Lea
And note that there are cases where reversals have been undertaken. people have actually switched more than once.
Posted by: Lord Douchebag at February 04, 2015 04:24 PM (Spluw)
and
site:minx.cc zombie
work in bing
the site:minx.cc:* comes up empty for the 1080 era
Posted by: DaveA at February 04, 2015 04:24 PM (DL2i+)
And is this the First Vagina War or the 69th Vagina War?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 04, 2015 04:24 PM (G2tDU)
I was at an estate sale, here in the SF Bay Area. Browsing around the main living room where the estate sale people had put out all the old lady's jewelry, Hummel figurines, her husband's bowling trophies, old clothing -- the usual.
So it was a typical estate sale and suddenly a voice pierces the murmur, "Girl-bitch, I am an aristocrat! You know you just want to give me this hat!"
I turn to look and some kind of oddball transvestite person is trying to get the elderly estate-sale organizer to give away one of the old lady's church hats. The transvestite, as far as I could tell, started life male, grew up into a rather short man, but had modest-sized breast implants, was wearing over-the-top stage makeup, but had a pencil-mustache, and was dressed like a Tom of Finland sailor, but with a wig. Overall, a kind of tranny mess.
"$25" said the estate-sale lady, her expression unchanged.
"Bitch are you crazy? I deserve this hat. Whateverrrrrrrr. $25 is nothing to me. I'm a fucking millionaire." The tranny then snaps his/her fingers and does a little sassy head maneuver.
"Here's $30, queenie. Keep the change. Because I'm just like that. Karma, bitches!"
This is the kind of typical tranny attitude around here - imperious, smug, mocking, insulting, "performative," theatrical, sneering, bitchy. With self-esteem so high it can't be measured.
In short: assholish.
It dawned on me that, this being the Bay Area, people didn't hate trannies out of blind bigotry, or discomfort with sexual deviance, or any of the standard rationalizations the left comes up with to explain why people tend to want to punch trannies in the mouth. No, people hate trannies because trannies tend to act like bitches. On purpose. As an act, in public. Trannies like to rile people up, and win schoolyard insult contests. And they desperately want to be the center of attention, even if it's negative attention.
No one at the estate sale was some stuck-up puritanical Christian who hate trannies for being "transgressive." Yet I got the sense that everyone there did indeed hate that tranny for the reason that most people hate trannies: they tend to be assholes. They try to make themselves hatable. The public's general discomfort with trannies (I'm talkin' real-world trannies, not fake trannies in films and on TV, where they're alway kind and quirky) is based on repeated experiences like this one at the estate sale. It's not about sex -- it's about having an unpleasant personality disorder.
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:24 PM (K4YiS)
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Empire's vast numerical superiority.
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Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2015 04:25 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at February 04, 2015 04:25 PM (8UKC6)
In other words, they're arguing over who has the smelliest vagina. Because intellectuals, ya'll.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 04, 2015 04:25 PM (03C5X)
Well, then, let's hope they've saved the leftover parts each time, just in case.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 04, 2015 04:25 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: junior at February 04, 2015 04:26 PM (UWFpX)
Because vagina dentata is funny in the same way feminists are.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2015 04:26 PM (eLM0w)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 04, 2015 04:26 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2015 04:26 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: Garrett at February 04, 2015 04:26 PM (XFiuW)
Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:26 PM (dxjfk)
Posted by: Leftist Show About Nothing at February 04, 2015 04:27 PM (7u7u7)
***TWEET***
Personal foul
Punch to the dick
15 comment penalty
Automatic trip to the barrel
Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 04, 2015 04:27 PM (mx6Sm)
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Ron Jeremy..?
by the way, this is another reason why college should be free for all.
Posted by: mallfly at February 04, 2015 04:27 PM (bJm7W)
- without comment
Posted by: Elize Nayden at February 04, 2015 04:27 PM (xjY7u)
Posted by: The Barrel at February 04, 2015 04:27 PM (2Ayux)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 04, 2015 04:27 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 04, 2015 04:27 PM (Lqy/e)
Into the barrel for illegal procedure using copy and paste from formatted text document.
Posted by: Vic at February 04, 2015 04:28 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 04, 2015 04:28 PM (lfFPN)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at February 04, 2015 04:28 PM (GuwT9)
I'm pretty sure they did...
Posted by: Diogenes at February 04, 2015 04:28 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 04, 2015 04:28 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 04, 2015 04:28 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 04, 2015 04:28 PM (OsWis)
Tough talk, Ace. Hope you realize your dream of becoming President of Harvard is now over.
Posted by: ToursLepantoVienna at February 04, 2015 04:28 PM (miAG4)
Posted by: Garrett at February 04, 2015 04:29 PM (XFiuW)
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I'm not sure how much of it is connected to same sex attraction. From what I've heard, most people who undergo it stay attracted to the same gender that their chromosomes (as opposed to their outer appearance) say that they ought to be attracted to.
Posted by: junior at February 04, 2015 04:29 PM (UWFpX)
To my knowledge I have never sniffed a transgender vagina, nor do I intend to, so I cannot speak from personal experience whether or not Jeffreys is correct. I am merely noting - with a tremendous amount of inner joy - that leftist intersectionality has devolved to the point where real women and fake women are arguing over whose vaginas smell worse.
Posted by: mallfly at February 04, 2015 04:29 PM (bJm7W)
This is not the barrel you are looking for... *hands over a lightup lightsaber toy to use as a flashlight inside Teh Barrel*
Posted by: LizLem, pointing and laughing at silly lib women being silly at February 04, 2015 04:29 PM (yRwC8)
@25 - you saw Big Hairy Smelly Vagina open?
RUN!
Posted by: Germaine Greer's Bar of Irish Spring at February 04, 2015 04:06 PM (o+SC1)
IT'S THE SARLAAC!
Posted by: Timon at February 04, 2015 04:29 PM (ZDJwC)
Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:26 PM
I saw Barrel Trannies open for Rooftop Koreans at Sunapee in '94.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:29 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2015 04:30 PM (KuU4f)
Posted by: spongeworthy at February 04, 2015 04:30 PM (3EGWz)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 04:30 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Arbalest at February 04, 2015 04:30 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2015 04:30 PM (KuU4f)
Same disease, different Sx.
Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:31 PM (dxjfk)
Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 04, 2015 04:22 PM (cNiT0)
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And donor friends and unions, but otherwise you've nailed it.
Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 04:31 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 04, 2015 04:31 PM (X+nFp)
Altered it just to screw with the lovely left. I've grown tired of the Beautiful people pretending that white Chrisitans and Mormons are the only ones that don't bow down to them.
Posted by: Lord Douchebag at February 04, 2015 04:31 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2015 04:31 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: Hentai Squid at February 04, 2015 04:31 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2015 04:32 PM (ztOda)
when she opened the Big Hairy Smelly Vagina, a light came on.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 04, 2015 04:32 PM (08Znv)
Even worse, the male -> female tranny, who after learning the secrets of lovemaking, etc, would decide he, though now physically female and temporarily attracted to female, was no longer homo but was hetero. In convoluted chain, hetero males stealing love-making secrets of lesbos.
In all cases, lesbians *hated* the female 'traitor' far more than their male competition.
Eminently ignorable back then -- except for pointing and laughing. Finally, *finally* they are getting the attention they have always desired.
Posted by: sinmi at February 04, 2015 04:32 PM (fyrRO)
I guess you could say on one hand it's good the country can afford to host such a subculture.
Other hand, a testimonial to the collapse of society.
From a personal standpoint, double yuck and get away from me.
But thanks, Ace, for shining such a brutal, unflinching light on this shit and deflating so many pompous egos.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 04, 2015 04:32 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:31 PM (dxjfk)
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It's called "most extreme self absorbtion".
Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 04:32 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM (fLKzW)
Well, that goes without saying.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015
If I was a 17 year old young man or so, I would be scared shitless of the female gender persuasion.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 04:32 PM (l1zOH)
Do Women Have Vaginas? Maybe sometimes perhaps.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 04:32 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Garrett at February 04, 2015 04:33 PM (XFiuW)
Take it easy
Take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide
Except for me and my monkey
Your inside is out when your outside is in
Your outside is in when your inside is out
So come on, come on
Posted by: Boy (son of Tarzan) at February 04, 2015 04:33 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2015 04:33 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at February 04, 2015 04:33 PM (wVWRM)
Posted by: Lord Douchebag at February 04, 2015 04:33 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 04, 2015 04:31 PM (X+nFp
Gallon of vinegar?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 04:33 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Garrett at February 04, 2015 04:29 PM
The giveaway? It'll be the big hands...they know they're the one.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:33 PM (knoK7)
Part 1: The Battle of First Menses
Posted by: Ken Burns at February 04, 2015 04:34 PM (GuwT9)
Do Women Have Vaginas? Maybe sometimes perhaps.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 04:32 PM (ZPrif)
What's your zodiac sign? I want to know if we can be friends.
Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:34 PM (dxjfk)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 04:34 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Michael Mann at February 04, 2015 04:34 PM (e8kgV)
Is Cher's daughter, who chopped off her tits and pretends to be a man, still dating the guy who likes to dress like a woman?
Because that's not a fucked up mess at all.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2015 04:34 PM (KuU4f)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 04, 2015 04:34 PM (XhS3T)
Dang. That's one HUGE catcher's mitt. Torre could put his entire head in there.
Posted by: OregonMuse at February 04, 2015 04:34 PM (I8YZX)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 04, 2015 04:34 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Garrett at February 04, 2015 04:35 PM (XFiuW)
Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 04, 2015 04:35 PM (cNiT0)
Soap. Why are they not using soap?
Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 04:35 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 04:35 PM
Duh....patriarchy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:36 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 04:35 PM (MYCIw)
Odorist!
Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:36 PM (dxjfk)
A couple years ago I was at the grocery store and there was a woman in a full burka reaching out and squeezing an eggplant or something. Totally covered, head to tow, with a mesh opening over the eyes.
Then someone bumped into the burka-wearer, and he answered in a deep gravelly American-accented voice, "EXCUSE ME."
It was a dude! In a burka!
So many layers of leftist post-ironic mental illness. Layers upon layers upon layers.
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:36 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:37 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 04:37 PM (MYCIw)
THE PATRIARCHY
(Gee, there's no esteem issues with these feminazis, are there?)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 04:37 PM (MMC8r)
First ace (2 or 3 times), and now you.
Barrel is well fed today.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:38 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Big Hairy Smelly Vagina at February 04, 2015 04:38 PM (nbGZj)
I suppose I could think of some other more inane form of victimization, but nothing comes to mind at the moment. It does occur to me, however, that if we ever start having more severe Islamic troubles in this country -- and it does seem sort of likely -- this crowd is going to have a real problem.
Posted by: Nancy at February 04, 2015 04:38 PM (iQoIE)
I've always been an attention whore... but look at me N.O.W!
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 04, 2015 04:39 PM (fY+fw)
Posted by: :I at February 04, 2015 04:39 PM (xKysC)
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Posted by: Michael WoMann at February 04, 2015 04:39 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 04:37 PM (MYCIw)
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Eggplant bombs. Damn, those are the worst.
Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 04:39 PM (/HX7u)
What I don't are the trannies/transexuals (because I'd rather not check under the hood) who want to have it both ways. The "pregnant man" and Conchita Wurst.
Wanna be a man? Then don't have babies. Wanna be a woman? Then shave your freakin beard - it clashes with your otherwise beauty contestant make-up and ballroom attire.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 04:39 PM (ABcz/)
One of the 'ettes said (I'm so sorry I forgot who) that unlike feminists, non-feminists know the difference between a vagina and a vulva. Vaginas aren't hairy.
Posted by: stace at February 04, 2015 04:39 PM (B1ik8)
Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2015 04:39 PM (ztOda)
What does that even mean? That's a lot of words to say bullshit.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 04, 2015 04:39 PM (60Vyp)
prone to bacterial infection, smelling bad as a result.
Bitchez with funky cooters shouldn't throw the first Summer's Eve.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:40 PM (mQXmP)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2015 04:40 PM (eLM0w)
Posted by: Lauren
I dunno, I think it was just a nutball who simultaneously wanted to be a transvestite WHILE contravening Christian normative assumptions by being not just a woman but a Muslim woman -- and even more victimesque, an oppressed invisible Muslim woman.
He went for the full transgressiveness in one massive acting-out -- and ended up looking like (and being) a lunatic.
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:40 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 04:40 PM (x3YFz)
Jobs? They don't need no stinking jobs.
Posted by: Decaf at February 04, 2015 04:41 PM (agf5T)
Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at February 04, 2015 04:41 PM (1TUV/)
Posted by: Garrett at February 04, 2015 04:41 PM (XFiuW)
Posted by: rickb223
Word.
Posted by: Lord Douchebag at February 04, 2015 04:41 PM (Spluw)
-Ken Burns
Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2015 04:40 PM
*cleans off monitor*
Now that, there, is funny!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:41 PM (knoK7)
You should check out my new "biathlon" performance
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 04, 2015 04:41 PM (d9s6A)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 04:42 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 04, 2015 04:42 PM (XhS3T)
If that bothered you ...
You should check out my new "biathlon" performance
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 04, 2015 04:41 PM (d9s6A)
okay now that right there is funny.
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 04:42 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Future Slave of Alien Insect-Like Creatures at February 04, 2015 04:42 PM (7u7u7)
Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2015 04:43 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 04, 2015 04:41 PM
Here, Bruce....hold this target for me...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:43 PM (knoK7)
masturbation or anything..... Dang now I'm involved...Wait I don't mean
it the way it sounds... Oh crap. Not to say.. oh forget it....
Whatever happens now, we know you had a hand in it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 04, 2015 04:43 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Future Slave of Alien Insect-Like Creatures at February 04, 2015 04:42 PM (7u7u7)
No, you're good.
Never insert yourself in crazy.
Posted by: Armed Aliens at February 04, 2015 04:43 PM (kff5f)
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
And there's a visual that's right at home in a smelly vagina thread.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2015 04:43 PM (JtwS4)
takes a lot of BS to fertilize a field full of crazy flowers.
Posted by: mallfly at February 04, 2015 04:43 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Future Slave of Alien Insect-Like Creatures
I would not hit any of that
Posted by: Invader Zim at February 04, 2015 04:43 PM (Spluw)
I think this thread is getting out of hand. Not that I condone
masturbation or anything..... Dang now I'm involved...Wait I don't mean
it the way it sounds... Oh crap. Not to say.. oh forget it....
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 04:42 PM (Bn6aD)
hah... nice. well played.
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 04:43 PM (x3YFz)
The Kids In The Hall-Becoming An Indian Woman
http://youtu.be/d8y-PK0AW88
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at February 04, 2015 04:44 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna
Go on......
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:44 PM (mQXmP)
Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2015 04:43 PM
And would Scott's be considered chemical warfare?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:44 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Big Hairy Smelly Barrel at February 04, 2015 04:44 PM (0xTsz)
Seriously! This bugs me more than anything else about the trannies.
If you want to give birth to children, you are a woman. You know womb-man. What, exactly, are you trying to be by cutting off your boobs and calling yourself a man?
Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 04:44 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Harper Lee at February 04, 2015 04:44 PM (2o6Wj)
Bwahahahahhahaahahahahaha... Please; 'splain it to me....bwahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 04, 2015 04:45 PM (60Vyp)
The facts of the case are irrelevant.
Who wins?
Based entirely on victimhood rankings -- who wins?
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:45 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: wooga at February 04, 2015 04:45 PM (HoRFj)
And because dressing up as a pregnant nun has been done so many times it's no longer funny.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 04:45 PM (ABcz/)
We'd win. They'd be to incapacitated from laughing.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:45 PM (mQXmP)
And here I thought it was the two X chromosomes.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:46 PM (kff5f)
Danged things are everywhere... just mucking up progress.
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 04:46 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Stopped Clock at February 04, 2015 04:46 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Stopped Clock at February 04, 2015 04:46 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:45 PM
This is one of those Iran-Iraq war questions, isn't it?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:46 PM (knoK7)
Why is it okay for guys to dress in drag for humor, but not whites to put on blackface or other ethnic gear? Or conversely, why isn't it just funny both ways?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 04, 2015 04:46 PM (39g3+)
I once mistook a tranny for a female former co-worker I was picking up for a field trip. My old friend happened to live in tranny hooker central, on Broadway in San Antonio, north of downtown. Yes, the deep voice was pretty funny. He seemed really happy to see me too, which I still can't figure out.
Posted by: stace at February 04, 2015 04:46 PM (B1ik8)
Black trumps muslim.
Now if the muslim is a black muslim...
Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 04:46 PM (MYCIw)
every one of these got an asshole, and I'm going to rape it.
prepare your anus!
Posted by: nipponese tentacle anal rapist at February 04, 2015 04:46 PM (nGmLd)
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:45 PM (K4YiS)
Is the black lesbian married to the mayor of New York?
Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:47 PM (dxjfk)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:47 PM (mQXmP)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 04, 2015 04:47 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 04:47 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:47 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 04:47 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: kathysaysso at February 04, 2015 04:47 PM (fMQoG)
Anyway, I've mentioned this before, but the rainbow coalition is not as united as their flag tries to make you believe. If you watch earlier seasons of RuPaul;s Drag Race, before they went PC, the person who reserved the most ire from queens were those that seemed to not be doing drag for fun, a form of lady blackface kitsch, but those who, gasp, might actually *be* transwomen. The vitriol against those contestants, whether they were actual transwomen or just fishy queens that inspired jealousy, was incredibly harsh and catty. Because even though a lot of gay men revere strong women icons, the idea that you would actually WANT to abandon the sausage for the taco was a bridge too far for them.
Seeing a supposedly accepting and harmonious tribe devolve into catty fighting? Very intriguing. The left does a good job at creating tribal rifts between conservatives, if we spent half that time trying to break up the supposed united tribes on the left it would make things a lot more interesting politically. Though they seem to be doing it anyway to themselves now...
Posted by: LizLem, pointing and laughing at silly lib women being silly at February 04, 2015 04:47 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Hung Stud at February 04, 2015 04:47 PM (+YNzP)
Chiggity Check yo privilege befo' you wreck yo privilege
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 04, 2015 04:48 PM (d9s6A)
And because dressing up as a pregnant nun has been done so many times it's no longer funny.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
*runs*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2015 04:48 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: begerbilder at February 04, 2015 04:48 PM (2o6Wj)
Oh, this was hashed out in an ONT a few weeks ago --- so many victim groups, so hard to come up with the perfect victim that belongs to all of them.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 04:48 PM (ABcz/)
Could you imagine that the 82nd could use a Big Hairy Smelly Vagina as a weapon of war?
Like, say Lena Dunham's vagina...a platoon could pick her up naked, spread those cheezy thighs of hers exposing that BHSV with one squad on one side and one on the other, outfitted with ebola hazmat suits (the only kind that would protect them). They could then clear out either on a house-by-house basis, or if she hadn't showered in a couple days, entire towns and cities.
It could be a good tool in the war on Terrorism!
But if she fell into the wrong hands, those ISIS guys could have a new weapon of vag destruction.
ISIS GUY: "Ok, so we se tyou on fire, or we shove your face into...THIS!!!!"
PRISONER: "Noooo!! Noooo!!!! Give me the gas can please praise Allah!!!"
Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 04, 2015 04:48 PM (cNiT0)
"Iraqi boys aged under 18 are increasingly being used by the militant group as suicide bombers, bomb makers, informants or human shields to protect facilities against U.S.-led air strikes, the U.N. Committee on the Rights of the Child said.
'We are really deeply concerned at torture and murder of those children, especially those belonging to minorities, but not only from minorities,' committee expert Renate Winter told a news briefing."
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 04, 2015 04:48 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Garrett at February 04, 2015 04:48 PM (XFiuW)
Well, yes obviously that too. But these people want to maintain the very thing that makes them women...while pretending to be men. That doesn't even make sense using trannie logic.
Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 04:48 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: kathysaysso
Vuvlas have excellent crash test ratings.
Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 04:49 PM (MNq6o)
Wandered in here whist waiting for varnish on the fly rod to set up and I'm just going to wander right back out.
See y'all later on.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 04, 2015 04:49 PM (jeCnD)
Never insert yourself in crazy.
Posted by: Armed Aliens at February 04, 2015 04:43 PM (kff5f)
But there's only one way to be sure ...
Posted by: Dissenting Alien at February 04, 2015 04:49 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 04:49 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 04:49 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: RonUSA at February 04, 2015 04:49 PM (EaqMa)
Posted by: The Pumpkin at February 04, 2015 04:49 PM (JtwS4)
HEY! That's um um um. Oh fuck me running.
*shoves cupcakes into mouth*
Please elevate your games, ladies. You are embarrassing yourselves and frankly the rest of us as well.
Hey, I'm trying, okay!
Oh. Wait. That's right, I'm not an actual woman. Someone want to tell my uterus that? Because that would be awesome.
Posted by: alexthechick - Go. Listen. You know you want to. at February 04, 2015 04:50 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Kang and Kodos at February 04, 2015 04:50 PM (yl/WE)
I entered a bioethics writing competition.
I was a finalist.
I lost to an article about transplanting wombs into transgendered men (or is it transgendered women.)
Nothing is normal anymore.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and his daughter at February 04, 2015 04:50 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: Vaginal Wart at February 04, 2015 04:50 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 04, 2015 04:50 PM (0HooB)
that you would actually WANT to abandon the sausage for the taco was a
bridge too far for them.
Yep, a lot of gay men find women's lady parts disgusting (and may hate women?). So yeah, dress-up is cool, wanting to replace your dick w/that smelly thing we hate is unacceptable.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 04:50 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 04:51 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: The Patriarchy at February 04, 2015 04:51 PM (+YNzP)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:51 PM (mQXmP)
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 04:49 PM (x3YFz)
That's exactly how I think, adding don't do it in the street, and not with kids or animals, who can't consent.
Posted by: stace at February 04, 2015 04:52 PM (B1ik8)
murder of those children, especially those belonging to minorities, but
not only from minorities,' committee expert Renate Winter told a news
briefing."
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 04, 2015 04:48 PM (XUKZU)
welp. If you'da shot 'em fuckers in the face the instant they popped their heads out of their Islamic hole, we wouldn't have this problem now, would we?
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 04:52 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: The Patriarchy
We're gonna need more glass coffee tables.
Posted by: UVa at February 04, 2015 04:52 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: The Patriarchy at February 04, 2015 04:51 PM
Vaginal pacifiers? Is that what we're calling them now?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:52 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:45 PM
The heirarchy is the inverse of the alleged "kyriarchy"
The further from straight White cis-gendered heterosexual able-bodies Christian males from Western Civilization you get, the more morally pure one becomes.
Muslims > Trannies > LGBTW > Women
Posted by: Grand Kyriarch at February 04, 2015 04:53 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Marlee Matlin's Vagina at February 04, 2015 04:53 PM (Rb6mu)
The black woman has the initial advantage until the MtF decides to use his superior man-strength to overpower her.
When she starts shrieking feminist platitudes at unbearable volume, the MtF loses all will to live and triggers the suicide bomb in his wheelchair.
Posted by: CM at February 04, 2015 04:53 PM (0NdlF)
>>Because even though a lot of gay men revere strong women icons, the idea
that you would actually WANT to abandon the sausage for the taco was a
bridge too far for them.
Dammit. Now I'm going to have to stop by that sausage taco stand on my way home from work! Can I get you anything?
Posted by: Vaginal Wart at February 04, 2015 04:53 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: stace at February 04, 2015 04:52 PM (B1ik
aye. stay away from kids and critters or I'll make you have a very long final day on this earth.
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 04:53 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: CM at February 04, 2015 04:53 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and his daughter at February 04, 2015 04:50 PM (HDwDg)
So now you're dependent on hormones AND antirejection drugs for the rest of your life?
Who are the fucking doctors carrying out these procedures?
Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:54 PM (dxjfk)
Posted by: Yoda at February 04, 2015 04:54 PM (yl/WE)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:51 PM (mQXmP)
Umm, that's more than just a little scary because there aren't that many of us.
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 04, 2015 04:54 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: holygoat at February 04, 2015 04:54 PM (t3wLW)
Posted by: CM at February 04, 2015 04:55 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 04, 2015 04:55 PM (Xrson)
http://youtu.be/jHWt86QeLvM?t=2m31s
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 04, 2015 04:55 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 04:55 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 04:56 PM (ABcz/)
Aaaaand...it's time for me to start drinking and driving.
I can't believe a vagina thread is so distasteful. Next time I want a Happy Fun Vagina thread where we talk about the care and feeding of the vagina, vaginas I have known.
All the true glory of the "Origin of the Universe".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2015 04:56 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Hillary 2016 at February 04, 2015 04:56 PM (XFiuW)
Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobe at February 04, 2015 04:56 PM (yl/WE)
Posted by: Frankenstein Vagina at February 04, 2015 04:56 PM (+YNzP)
L7?
Posted by: holygoat at February 04, 2015 04:54 PM (t3wLW)
How can they open for themselves... absent a "thrustmaster 3000" vibrator?
Posted by: Pretend you're Hat at February 04, 2015 04:56 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at February 04, 2015 04:56 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: holygoat at February 04, 2015 04:56 PM (t3wLW)
See, there we go again, talking about the president.
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 04:57 PM (x3YFz)
Yes, because normal implies that everything else is abby-normal.
So we have a whole new vocabulary - cis-gendered, hetero-normative, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 04:57 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 04, 2015 04:57 PM (Xrson)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 04:57 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: RGallegos at February 04, 2015 04:57 PM (eaiH5)
Posted by: Debbie Lee Carrington at February 04, 2015 04:57 PM (Rb6mu)
Awesome anti-Hillary bumpersticker.
Hint, hint GOPe.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:58 PM (mQXmP)
Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 04, 2015 04:58 PM (cNiT0)
Posted by: The Penis Shaped Dildo at February 04, 2015 04:58 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 04, 2015 04:58 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2015 04:58 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: Luke Skywalker at February 04, 2015 04:58 PM (+YNzP)
Frankly I love the vagina. Not so much sometimes what it's attached to.
OK, I stick around for one more old joke.
Q: Why do women have c*nts?
A: So men will talk to them.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2015 04:58 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 04, 2015 04:58 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:54 PM (dxjfk)
It's not important how I know this. But in other cases they've transplanted the uterus and removed it after the baby was born.
(OK, I know that because..bioethics, case study. That case was a woman with uterine cancer who had already had her uterus removed, and so they used her mom's and then took it out. Yes really.
Frankly, I find that strange too. But then I'm of the "try your best and if it doesn't work adopt" frame of mind.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and his daughter at February 04, 2015 04:59 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at February 04, 2015 04:59 PM (T1Jm0)
Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 04, 2015 04:58 PM
What if someone already has a use for them?
Posted by: Lazlo Hollyfeld at February 04, 2015 04:59 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 05:00 PM (ABcz/)
Is there a 50 Shades of Ghey Facebook gender variant for "conscientious vagina objector" ?
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at February 04, 2015 05:00 PM (QKIQb)
damn it the vagina wars have started and i show up armed with a penis
Posted by: kj at February 04, 2015 04:03 PM (lKyWE)
Better than showing up so-equipped to a sword fight.
Just like a guy, bring a penis to a Vagina War...
Posted by: RGallegos at February 04, 2015 05:00 PM (eaiH5)
Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 05:00 PM (MNq6o)
"The 2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition will feature a plus size model for the very first time. Ashley Graham will be modeling a bikini in the newest SI Swimsuit Edition."
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 04, 2015 05:01 PM (XUKZU)
So we have a whole new vocabulary - cis-gendered, hetero-normative, etc.
As soon as I hear Leftist Newspeak, I disengage.
I like my brain cells and don't want to sacrifice any of them unwillingly.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 04, 2015 05:01 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 05:01 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at February 04, 2015 05:00 PM
FIFY
Posted by: Lazlo Hollyfeld at February 04, 2015 05:01 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 04:57 PM (MMC8r)
Nope, not anymore, too transphobic.
Whereas the antimormon Book of Mormon musical? Fine holiday fun! Take the family! So I found the neo fatwa on the vagina monologues incredibly, beautifully ironic.
Posted by: LizLem, pointing and laughing at silly lib women being silly at February 04, 2015 05:02 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at February 04, 2015 05:02 PM (T1Jm0)
opinion, but it seems like if you have a 'big, hairy, smelly vagina',
you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at February 04, 2015 04:59 PM (T1Jm0)
Agreed. Men? we take care of our junk. My nether regions can equip body armor, reload a rifle and crack a bottle of beer (not the wimpy screw top ones) while reciting Plato.
Formidable. Indeed.
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:02 PM (x3YFz)
"it is a genital form of blackface"
I know whenever I'm having a bad day I can come here for laughs but this is f'in EPIC I tell ya.
It's like watching psycho midgets mud wrestling over a free ride to the fun house.
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at February 04, 2015 05:02 PM (baiNQ)
Eh, what the modeling industry considers "plus-sized" is usually around size 8, since regular models are size 0. So probably just one curvy model, no actual fatties.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 05:02 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 05:03 PM (kff5f)
My favorite vagina joke.
Little boy was showing off his penis to a little girl neighbor.
Little Boy: Nah Nah you don't have one of these .
Little Girl: Thats okay because I've got one of these (pointing to her vagina) and I can get as many of those as I want.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 04, 2015 05:03 PM (Xrson)
-
Size 16.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 04, 2015 05:03 PM (XUKZU)
She gets bonus points for being deaf and blind too.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 04, 2015 05:04 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 04, 2015 05:04 PM (cNiT0)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 05:04 PM (mQXmP)
Posted by: Jaws at February 04, 2015 05:05 PM (WKNX4)
Whoa. That's, uh, an interesting choice. And she'll look like an elephant compared to the other models.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 05:05 PM (ABcz/)
She gets bonus points for being deaf and blind too.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 04, 2015 05:04 PM (V70Uh)
what was that "demotivator" image of a muslim woman standing next to two black trashbags and the guy saying "lovely kids you have there."
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:05 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 04, 2015 05:01 PM (XUKZU)
I wouldn't be too concerned; an 8 is plus sized. Athletic women and even Kate Upton have been accused of being plus sized and hiddy fatties. Don't worry be happy GWS.
Posted by: LizLem, pointing and laughing at silly lib women being silly at February 04, 2015 05:05 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 04, 2015 05:01 PM (XUKZU)
Only women over 6'2" should be called "plus-size". She's pudgy. Cute girl, but a definite pie gut.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at February 04, 2015 05:05 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 05:06 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 05:06 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 05:06 PM (QEgj7)
Posted by: Emilie Ratajkowski at February 04, 2015 05:06 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 05:06 PM (/4AZU)
Mitt called @BarackObama from my phone. I was right next to him when he conceded. I know for a fact he didn't say what @davidaxelrod claims
Axelrod and Obama lying about a Republican to paint him as a racist? You. Don't. Say.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2015 05:07 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 04, 2015 05:04 PM (cNiT0)
Dammit, just when you thought it was safe to drink your coffee! +1
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:07 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: LizLem, pointing and laughing at silly lib women being silly at February 04, 2015 05:07 PM (yRwC8)
My ideal victimhood poker hand was always Black Lesbian in a Wheelchair.
We'd need a "Hoyle on Victimhood Poker" to sort out whether my "two of a kind" lesbians would beat a Muslim straight, so to speak.
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at February 04, 2015 05:09 PM (QKIQb)
Posted by: Future Slave of Alien Insect-Like Creatures
We have analyzed the situation and decided to avoid contact and watch from afar. Great entertainment from the Sky Booths and even more fun than mass incineration.
Posted by: Insect-Like Creatures from Andromeda at February 04, 2015 05:09 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 05:09 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 04, 2015 05:09 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 05:10 PM (MNq6o)
Choom Boy is giving them everything they want except immediate permission to nuke Tel Aviv, apparently.
Posted by: MrScribbler at February 04, 2015 05:10 PM (P8YHq)
Throw in "anti-0vax activist in an iron lung on wheels" and you've won the powerplay of the Victimalympics...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 05:10 PM (/4AZU)
will feature a plus size model for the very first time. Ashley Graham
will be modeling a bikini in the newest SI Swimsuit Edition."
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 04, 2015 05:01 PM (XUKZU)
Only women over 6'2" should be called "plus-size". She's pudgy. Cute girl, but a definite pie gut.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at February 04, 2015 05:05 PM (MbqmP)
if yer fat, PC ain't gonna make you less fat or guys want you more.
Just like if you're a dude and fat. Biology is what it is.
Next time you feel like you're not working out enough, just head to WalMart; you'll walk away with your self-confidence meter full up.
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:10 PM (x3YFz)
//JFK
Ask not what you can do for vagina,
but what vagina can do for you
//JFK
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 05:10 PM (mQXmP)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 04, 2015 05:10 PM (Xrson)
Posted by: David Rappaport at February 04, 2015 05:11 PM (Rb6mu)
statistics vs. the sudden surge of sexually perverted, totally
self-absorbed individuals with no jobs and on the government teat and
having way to much time to just sit around and think creating all this
societal havoc.
Compare it to the number of graduates w/degrees in Gender Studies, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 05:11 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at February 04, 2015 05:11 PM (Msg5U)
I don't know what that has to do with Ace's post, but I thought I would share..
http://youtu.be/z4DQCLhFIg4
I believe it is a sign of the end times...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 04, 2015 05:11 PM (4+IgA)
A fundamental part of brainwashing is forcing you to say things you know aren't true.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 05:12 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 04, 2015 05:12 PM (vSxTY)
No one wants to see some lumpy ass in a bikini. Ever.
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:12 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 04, 2015 05:12 PM (Msg5U)
the full figured ladies but Ashley Graham has a little too much back fat
for me.
Posted by: Bob Belcher
We're gonna need a bigger computer monitor.
Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 05:13 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: Ewok Liberation Front at February 04, 2015 05:13 PM (0FSuD)
//Albert Einstein on the porch
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 05:14 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 05:09 PM (ABcz/)
For a model, yes, but I suspect every straight 'Ron here would still hit that.
I read in the Daily Mail the other day that Charlotte McKinney's biggest goal in life is to be a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model...if this gal beats her out for the prize, girl is gonna be ticked!
Posted by: LizLem at February 04, 2015 05:14 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower
There. Are. Four. Lights.
Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard at February 04, 2015 05:14 PM (GuwT9)
My ideal victimhood poker hand was always Black Lesbian in a Wheelchair.
We'd need a "Hoyle on Victimhood Poker" to sort out whether my "two of a kind" lesbians would beat a Muslim straight, so to speak.
-
It's like rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 04, 2015 05:15 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2015 05:15 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:12 PM (x3YFz)
------------------------------------
Yup. If I want to see that, I'll go to a typical northeastern beach in the summer.
Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 05:15 PM (/HX7u)
Not necessarily. They'd probably take one look at us, then look at each other, then hightail it out of the solar system.
For good.
Posted by: OregonMuse at February 04, 2015 05:15 PM (I8YZX)
and one finger...
//The TNG Night Shift
http://youtu.be/G4ApQrbhQp8
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 05:15 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: The Bitch carrying a whore mattress at Columbia at February 04, 2015 05:16 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: begerbilder at February 04, 2015 05:16 PM (2o6Wj)
will feature a plus size model for the very first time. Ashley Graham
will be modeling a bikini in the newest SI Swimsuit Edition."
LOOK AT THE WHALE,DAMMIT!
Posted by: Hillary 2016 at February 04, 2015 05:16 PM (XFiuW)
Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 05:16 PM (QEgj7)
I think it Freud who first outlined the stages of human psychological development.
There's a stage when toddlers, whateverthefuck 'toddlers' are, are curious about their hoo-hoo's and their poop-holes.
Many Leftists regress to this stage. In fact, one of the things that attracts people to Leftism is the freedom to think and act like a child again.
Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 05:16 PM (grMf8)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at February 04, 2015 05:16 PM (Msg5U)
Posted by: a guy on his sailboat at February 04, 2015 05:17 PM (f8y+G)
Can you post something else really dumb?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2015 05:15 PM (g1DWB)
Dude.. the guy has been running AoSHQ for over a decade. Pretty much non-stop. He's entitled to an off day so back the fuck up.
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:17 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: nip at February 04, 2015 05:17 PM (a6Odp)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 05:17 PM (Bn6aD)
statistics vs. the sudden surge of sexually perverted, totally
self-absorbed individuals with no jobs and on the government teat."
You get gubmint $ for that now ? Time for a little one-to-one eye chat. What have you done for me lately, Special Friend? (stares from pants to paycheck, meager accomodations and empty fridge, back to paycheck, back to pants).
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at February 04, 2015 05:17 PM (QKIQb)
Shades of Whitey.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2015 05:18 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 05:18 PM (QEgj7)
I said "ask your mom, he'll know"
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at February 04, 2015 05:16 PM (Msg5U)
hah! so stealing that.
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:18 PM (x3YFz)
The Anal Stage of psychosexual development.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 05:18 PM (ABcz/)
If all you do is obsess all day about sexual reproduction organs, you're not only a useless piece of shit who contributes absolutely nothing to society, you are an adult-child who should be given shock-therapy until you act your age.
Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 05:19 PM (grMf8)
And on my computer, sponsored ads for People's Jewelers with heart shaped jewelry.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 04, 2015 05:20 PM (AC0lD)
Don't you think we've beaten this subject enough. Well, not that I meant beat as in .... oh Damn....
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 05:17 PM (Bn6aD)
LOL you are on a roll... don't stop keep them coming ...oh crap...
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:20 PM (x3YFz)
Fuck it, I've got less than 2 years, bitches. The time for pretending is past.
Posted by: Barky McPhuckstick at February 04, 2015 05:20 PM (yn6XZ)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 04, 2015 05:20 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2015 05:18 PM (g1DWB)
------Wow. Him and his brother Harry must have picked on the wrong little kid.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 05:20 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 05:20 PM (MNq6o)
It's like Whack a Hole.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 05:20 PM (mQXmP)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 04, 2015 05:21 PM (Xrson)
Posted by: fly gal at February 04, 2015 05:21 PM (8TdcF)
Dang it to hell you had to remind Me?
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 05:21 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 05:19 PM (grMf
-------------------------------------------
Good thing threads like this only last about two to three hours, huh?
Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 05:21 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 05:21 PM (QEgj7)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 05:21 PM (MMC8r)
reproduction organs, you're not only a useless piece of shit who
contributes absolutely nothing to society, you are an adult-child who
should be given shock-therapy until you act your age.
Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 05:19 PM (grMf
if that's a backhanded insult toward the Horde and our love of boobehs, honor compels me to challenge you to a duel.
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:22 PM (x3YFz)
435 All of this is very funny until you come to the realization...that we lose elections to these people.
------
Aw, crap.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 05:22 PM (vVSOO)
Hey ace-
Can you post something else really dumb?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2015 05:15 PM (g1DWB)
OK. Obama really has a college degree and is not a Mohammedan.
That and Reggie gives it to him in the ass and he still smokes, and blah blah blah.
Posted by: Ewok Liberation Front at February 04, 2015 05:22 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 05:22 PM (QEgj7)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 05:22 PM (Bn6aD)
While we're on the subject...I still haven't figured out what the crap "Bass" is referring to...sex? butt? curves? Because Trainor drops that reference in more than one song and it makes less and less sense each time the word is trotted out. Like "bringing sexy back," I think it's just a nonsensical phrase meant to provoke and sell more records.
Posted by: LizLem at February 04, 2015 05:22 PM (yRwC8)
good in bed they are, they'll never achieve their full potential as a
real woman. They just don't possess the right "internal bits":
The genes for cooking and cleaning.
One for the 'ettes...*puts on flak jacket*
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at February 04, 2015 05:23 PM (Msg5U)
Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 05:21 PM
'cause if they lasted more than four hours, we'd have to seek medical attention
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 04, 2015 05:23 PM (2Ayux)
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 04, 2015 05:23 PM (0FSuD)
RINO!
Oh...wait...
Yes!!
Posted by: GOP at February 04, 2015 05:23 PM (yl/WE)
Posted by: Conchita Wurst at February 04, 2015 05:23 PM (ABcz/)
Gallup CEO calls unemployment numbers complete bullshit. Via Breitbart.
http://tinyurl.com/mvpcklj
Well, duh......
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at February 04, 2015 05:24 PM (mru3R)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 04, 2015 05:24 PM (Xrson)
Posted by: TB3K at February 04, 2015 05:24 PM (XFiuW)
It's only 2:30 here, but I might have to join you...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 05:24 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 05:24 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: Got Room for 2 More Parasites on My Back at February 04, 2015 05:24 PM (7u7u7)
Posted by: I'm not a community organizer or even an actor playing a community organizer at February 04, 2015 05:24 PM (e8kgV)
Astute observation, MUMR.
Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 05:25 PM (grMf8)
Posted by: Conchita Wurst at February 04, 2015 05:25 PM (ABcz/)
Hummers?
Largemouth Bass.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 05:25 PM (mQXmP)
Posted by: Three Day Old Dead Giant Bearded Clam at February 04, 2015 05:26 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 05:26 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 05:26 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 04, 2015 05:23 PM (0FSuD)
I... maybe just me but I can see Nip wrecking the room to "Evacuate The Dance Floor"
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:26 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 04, 2015 05:24 PM
The Little Man in Das Boot
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 05:27 PM (knoK7)
Anybody use me in a joke yet?
Posted by: Three Day Old Dead Giant Bearded Clam at February 04, 2015 05:26 PM (0cMkb)
If I can find my *blank*...we'll ride out of here.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at February 04, 2015 05:27 PM (Msg5U)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 05:26 PM (Bn6aD)
Lol... you really need to get laid.
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:27 PM (x3YFz)
has been covered by Belle Knox's co-workers by now. Germaine Greer
sounds like she'd be up for re-conceptualizing "The Dirty Dozen." "They Cried With Their Boobs On?" "Battle of the Bulge" (OFC) - as is, right on the package.
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at February 04, 2015 05:28 PM (QKIQb)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 04, 2015 05:28 PM (Xrson)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 05:29 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: Mel(anie) Gibson at February 04, 2015 05:29 PM (f8y+G)
I coulda had my wang hollowed out and made into a grotesque fake vagina, but
you let me drown in my bath, you bastards!
Posted by: Nationwide Dead Kid at February 04, 2015 05:29 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Long John Shivers at February 04, 2015 05:30 PM (yn6XZ)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 04, 2015 05:29 PM (SKkpn)
time to change your nic buddy. It's played out.
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:30 PM (x3YFz)
Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 04, 2015 05:31 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at February 04, 2015 05:31 PM (Msg5U)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 04, 2015 05:30 PM (SKkpn)
all you wanted was a Pepsi?
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:31 PM (x3YFz)
And for the record, my vagina isn't hairy and smelly. But then, I'm not a rad fem.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:31 PM (FsuaD)
You'd think that homosexuals would see these tranny freaks and it would open their eyes to where they themselves are coming from and heading towards.
Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 05:32 PM (grMf8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:32 PM (FsuaD)
Talking like that ain't gonna get you asked to the prom.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2015 05:32 PM (TWZh8)
JEB: 'DRAMATICALLY EXPAND' IMMIGRANT WORK PERMITS... http://drudge.tw/1zBlp40
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 05:32 PM (ZPrif)
Step out for a while, return, and it's Vagina Wars Wednesday.
And for the record, my vagina isn't hairy and smelly. But then, I'm not a rad fem.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:31 PM (FsuaD)
some one asks for pics in...3...2
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at February 04, 2015 05:33 PM (Msg5U)
Hear about the guy who became a transsexual and then realized (s)he was
into women? so then (s)he's gay...right? Oh hell, I give up.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at February 04, 2015 05:31 PM (Msg5U)
-------I know, right? Getchyer score card! Getchyer score card here! Can't tell the players without yer score card!
Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 05:33 PM (vVSOO)
btw, Germaine Greer is a feminist like Marx was a feminist. By that I mean that they're both Marxists.
Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 05:33 PM (grMf8)
No surprises there. Jebba's as big a CoCsucker as there is the GOP.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 05:33 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 04, 2015 05:34 PM (Xrson)
Posted by: Jeb Bush at February 04, 2015 05:34 PM (hlbmD)
Posted by: begerbilder at February 04, 2015 05:34 PM (2o6Wj)
Posted by: Germaine Greer at February 04, 2015 05:34 PM (yn6XZ)
Well Jeb may be a fan of the "New Gods" world by Jack Kirby....
we're gonna be the 4th world not even the 3d...
I'll be Forager...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forager_%28comics%29
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 05:35 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 05:35 PM (hlbmD)
Little thick around the middle, but I bet her doing some housework will burn that off pretty fast.
Plus, I think I would have her a little too busy so she won't be needing to go eat any bon bons, IYKWIMAITYD.
Put her on a low carb, high protein diet of sausage, meatballs, and hot dogs and she will be totes fine.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 04, 2015 05:35 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: EC at February 04, 2015 04:01 PM (doBIb
My Big Throbbing D*ck?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 04:10 PM (l1zOH)
Big Dick and the Extenders
Posted by: Insomniac at February 04, 2015 05:35 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 05:32 PM (ZPrif)
Yeah. That clown has exactly as much chance of being elected as there is of Kate Beckinsale knocking on my front door wearing nothing but earrings and a smile.
If he's the nominee? I stay home.
And you can save the commentary about not voting: I've heard it all. I don't vote for assholes. It's about what's right. and that shit wouldn't be right.
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:35 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2015 05:35 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 05:36 PM (hlbmD)
maybe add a clapper like device called the "tickler" and the room will always be effervescent....
clap clap....
hey it's jasmine
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 05:36 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: fly gal at February 04, 2015 05:36 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 05:36 PM (vVSOO)
Talking like that ain't gonna get you asked to the prom.
Posted by: nerdygirl
Mizz Greer, would you go to prom with us?
-Chess Club
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 05:36 PM (mQXmP)
Posted by: Lee(la) Marvin at February 04, 2015 05:36 PM (f8y+G)
Posted by: dantesed at February 04, 2015 05:37 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 05:37 PM (hlbmD)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 05:37 PM (/4AZU)
(SOMEone had to go there.)
Bottom line: radfems are prejudiced against former males who've had a lopitoffamy and don't consider them real women. That's what it boils down to.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 04, 2015 05:37 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Germaine Greer at February 04, 2015 05:38 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at February 04, 2015 05:31 PM (Msg5U)
You mean I'm just a man with a mutilated penis!?
Posted by: Mr. Garrison at February 04, 2015 05:38 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:38 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: begerbilder at February 04, 2015 05:38 PM (2o6Wj)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 04, 2015 05:38 PM (4+IgA)
Posted by: Lee(la) Marvin at February 04, 2015 05:36 PM (f8y+G)
Or you can keep the original name and only show it once a month in theaters.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 04, 2015 05:38 PM (Xrson)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 04, 2015 05:38 PM (XVNm3)
Take it form there...
Posted by: Diogenes at February 04, 2015 05:39 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 04, 2015 04:03 PM (S0A/C)
Singlists who are being discriminated against and made to feel baaad, by the marriagists are just starting to speak up about the horrendous treatment that they are subjected to.
Check your marriage privilege, YOU BASTARDS!
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2015 05:39 PM (TWZh8)
so a litigious minded asshole can voluntarily join two victim classes voluntarily....
I'm a dude that looks like Andre the Giant, I get lil' Andre mutilated and now I am a lesbian woman....
so if you don't hire me I can sue you into oblivion....
//Andrea the Giantess
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 05:39 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Lion-O (yeah, my parent spelled it that way) at February 04, 2015 05:40 PM (yn6XZ)
This post was "let's create social gravity well of lowbrow humor and see how far down the Horde will sink."
I resent being used as your lab rat, Ace. But every time I step on the button, some cheese comes out. And I like cheese.
Have you no shame, at long last?
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame ere at February 04, 2015 05:40 PM (QKIQb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:40 PM (FsuaD)
What if the guys in Braveheart and Goadiator fought with BHSV rather than a buncha swords?
"Are you entertained? Look at this huge hairy bush!!!"
Posted by: rev dr e bunnies bunny at February 04, 2015 05:40 PM (nkLIP)
Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2015 05:41 PM (dVmLD)
The More You Know...
Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 04, 2015 05:41 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 05:41 PM (hlbmD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:41 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Mr. Garrison at February 04, 2015 05:42 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2015 05:42 PM (TWZh8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:42 PM (FsuaD)
Pray your son marries well...be as prepared as you can for the idiocy to hit the fan....
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 05:43 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Redshirt at February 04, 2015 05:43 PM (Ae09I)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 05:44 PM (hlbmD)
-----------------------------------------
Can't make any money without diversifying, son. Ask Moo Boy. He's really into this type of thing.
Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 05:45 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 05:47 PM (6Pq3C)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 05:47 PM (hlbmD)
Posted by: Redshirt at February 04, 2015 05:43 PM (Ae09I)
------------------------------------------
Find a treatment center, then knock on the door.
Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 05:47 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: begerbilder at February 04, 2015 05:49 PM (2o6Wj)
Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 05:52 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 04, 2015 05:54 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 05:57 PM (i+drs)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 04, 2015 05:54 PM
I believe the technical term is "corrective phrenology"
(h/t to Brother Cavil for the phrase)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 04, 2015 05:58 PM (2Ayux)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at February 04, 2015 05:59 PM (Opyrm)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 04, 2015 06:06 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Redshirt at February 04, 2015 06:22 PM (Ae09I)
I suppose I could think of some other more inane form of victimization, but nothing comes to mind at the moment. It does occur to me, however, that if we ever start having more severe Islamic troubles in this country -- and it does seem sort of likely -- this crowd is going to have a real problem.
Posted by: Nancy at February 04, 2015 04:38 PM (iQoIE)
Annoying the rest of us is the POINT. These internecine struggles are just to determine which sub-sub-sub-sub-group of 'victims' get to tell the rest of us how to think and ultimately what to do.
Posted by: J. Random Dude at February 04, 2015 06:23 PM (8OfdL)
Posted by: Alex at February 04, 2015 06:25 PM (7Yy8M)
Posted by: Redshirt at February 04, 2015 05:43 PM (Ae09I)
Are you employed? There are helplines through your work. They are anonymous and can direct you to the best resource to meet your needs.
Alcohol only? Try www.aa.org for local info.
Another site for alcohol.drug treatment: recovery.org
1-888-249-7292
I would not recommend anything less than a 28 day program for inpatient. However, many have found a life-changing experience through AA. It worked for me. Eight and a half years. One day at a time.
Posted by: NoLongerintheBellyoftheBeast at February 04, 2015 06:26 PM (D/mKE)
I was googling to get you some good info, not just something from a for-profit center.
I will look for you up-thread. We can come back here to talk, or find another way.
Posted by: NoLongerintheBellyoftheBeast at February 04, 2015 06:30 PM (D/mKE)
Well, in Germaine Greer's case, I think her description may be accurate.
http://tinyurl.com/dcq46 [Very NSFW]
Posted by: Alex at February 04, 2015 06:36 PM (7Yy8M)
Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at February 04, 2015 07:05 PM (XhS3T)
Posted by: Jen at February 04, 2015 07:42 PM (msAGT)
Posted by: Steve O at February 04, 2015 10:07 PM (YzrrX)
Posted by: Gene Kelly at February 05, 2015 06:30 AM (eedLh)
Another fun fact: many of the absolutely craziest feminist nutjobs in the anti-Gamergate crowd are not actually women at all, but trannies who mistake their inability to be histrionic drama whores to mean they're actually women. (Because as we all know, women are all histrionic drama whores. Bizarrely, I find myself agreeing with the RadFems for once in their assertion that trannies are inherently sexist because they see women as caricatures rather than individuals.) Even if you don't care about the current battle between libertarians and the SJWs, watching trannies embarrass themselves is at once entertaining and cringeworthy.
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