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Good Morning Morons. Today is Monday, February 02, 2015; Groundhog Day. He will not see his shadow here today. It is raining. The first groundhog day in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania is observed in 1888.
And no the NY Zoo said no to him and another groundhog. Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:54 AM (wlDny) 2
Gobbler's Knob!
Posted by: Baldy at February 02, 2015 06:54 AM (+35FH) 3
Obama dropped his last "hey look at me tax" because it was embarrassing Congressional Democrats. So he came out with a new one yesterday. And like his last one he never intends to get it passed, it is nothing more than a "get my name in the news" some more so Republicans don't.
http://is.gd/CtYk1J Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:54 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:54 AM (wlDny) 5
Walker says he is open to putting boots on the ground in the mid-East to fight ISIS. Personally I am tired of these shitty little wars we get into with no intention of winning. So that is one more strike against him in my book.
http://is.gd/Utfa1c Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:55 AM (wlDny) 6
Boston Marathon bomber will pin everything on his brother who is conveniently dead. I say make both of them conveniently dead.
http://is.gd/F8zYVZ Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:55 AM (wlDny) 7
Charlotte middle school sends students home without their coats in 30F weather because they were not the "right color". Nobody was fired. I suppose Charlotte taxpayers will be punished.
http://is.gd/utrMs0 Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:55 AM (wlDny) 8
The stupid it burns. If you are going to sell heroin over the phone you had best make sure you call the right number.
http://is.gd/5GWTEZ Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:55 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:55 AM (wlDny) 10
Zamboni driver at a HS hockey match in ND is arrested for DUI on the ice. I have never understood how they can get by with these kinds of arrests, public drunk yes, DUI no. The DUI laws depend on "implied consent" by driving on public roads. Sorry, an ice rink is not a public road.
http://is.gd/BLCG78 Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:56 AM (wlDny) 11
Steel union tells it's members to strike all the major refineries. If I was a member of this union I would tell them to kiss my ass. The worker bees NEVER recoup the money they lose during a strike. The only people who benefit are the union bosses.
http://is.gd/DYBP4u Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:56 AM (wlDny) 12
Some SC schools are lifting the Mooch ban on snacks. Remember, any that do not comply with the Mooch ban lose federal funding.
http://is.gd/95bH9J Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:56 AM (wlDny) 13
The CDC is once again a day late and a dollar short as it warns of a pending measles outbreak. We already have that guy, and you should be screaming your head off at Obama and Holder. They are to blame for this.
http://is.gd/5FXM3B Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:57 AM (wlDny) 14
Another feel good story. Hundreds of Boco Haram muzzie terrorists are killed by the military in Nigeria.
http://is.gd/gsWQhE Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:57 AM (wlDny) 15
Snowmaggeddon II!
The Dumpening Posted by: The Profit Some Dope at February 02, 2015 06:57 AM (+kznc) 16
The Senate will vote on funding for DHS this week, and they will not include money to fund Obama's illegal amnesty.
http://is.gd/3cPzav Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:57 AM (wlDny) 17
Obama thinks George Washington lived in the WH before it was built. Didn't they teach history at any of the schools he attended?
http://is.gd/Bffs9j Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny) 18
DAY 818 645 to go (718 to Inauguration Day 2017) Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 06:58 AM (CMkNk) 19
Lindsey Graham tried to make out like he is a conservative yesterday. We are not fooled AH.
http://is.gd/CjwzLS Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny) 20
The Feds are taking the first step in a taxpayer bailout of union retirement funds. I say if they are going to get bailed out that it be done by the Democrat Party who got all those funds from the unions.
http://is.gd/jmjQ5L Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny) 22
We talked a few days ago about the police's illegal stealing of money from people who were not charged with a crime. Well it turns out they had to return a lot of that money. I suspect that which was not returned was only because the people they illegally seized it from made no attempt to get it back.
http://is.gd/E2KcCR Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny) 23
Heritage takes a look at Obama's drilling ban in AK and as expected it is all crap.
http://is.gd/jj4rA7 Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny) 24
Obama's estate tax plan would make it the highest in the world even beating out communist countries.
http://is.gd/szWsVD Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny) 25
Obama's housing policies have been a disaster. That is because from what I have seen he concentrated on sending it to inner city slums.
http://is.gd/MwkIqq Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:00 AM (wlDny) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:00 AM (CMkNk) 27
He's on the 10, the 5, the 1, TOUCHDOWN...
DeStalino spikes the groundhog and we have six more weeks of Communist retardation... //Rush Limbaugh Action News Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 02, 2015 07:00 AM (/4AZU) Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:00 AM (wlDny) 29
http://www.ufunk.net/en/artistes/pop-culture-buddha/
Now to feed the cats and then work on writing. Just started watching a dozen anime cels on eBay. Incentive much? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2015 07:00 AM (I7upL) 30
The CDC goes scare mongering again looking for job justification. Hey AHs, there is still disease out there so get out of the kitchen.
http://is.gd/dztnum Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:00 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:01 AM (wlDny) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:01 AM (CMkNk) 33
'Obama thinks George Washington lived in the WH before it was built.'
Dipshit probably knows everywhere Mo lived. Asshole. Also called beer 'booze'. Dumbass asshole. Posted by: f'd at February 02, 2015 07:02 AM (JdEZJ) 34
17 Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny)
He was busy learning the "schemes O'mah daddeh"... I'll bet he things the Continental Congress met in the Capitol Dome as well.... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 02, 2015 07:02 AM (/4AZU) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2015 07:02 AM (I7upL) 36
SCOAMF should employ the Monty Python policy; if we kill all poor people, we'd get the poverty rate down to virtually nil. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:02 AM (CMkNk) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:03 AM (CMkNk) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:04 AM (CMkNk) Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 02, 2015 07:04 AM (/4AZU) 40
J.J. If you haven't seen it and would like to check out the ad for Netanyahu at the end of the ONT. I don't know what your feelings are about Bibi, but it is a clever ad. I can't imagine any ads about our Pres candidates that would have such a sense of humor
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2015 07:05 AM (DXzRD) 41
Seattle you had ONE job - one yard.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2015 07:02 AM (I7upL) Huh? Wut? Posted by: Pete Carroll at February 02, 2015 07:05 AM (/kVvc) 42
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2015 07:05 AM (DXzRD)
Thanks. Is it a post or is it part of the ONT? I'll explore . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:06 AM (CMkNk) 43
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 02, 2015 07:07 AM (4gN5w) 44
Vic-
Who would you support, Vic? I haven't heard of any candidate that you'd favor but maybe I missed it Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2015 07:07 AM (DXzRD) 45
"Didn't they teach history at any of the schools he attended?"
Of course they did. Oh, US history? Yeh.....not so much. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 02, 2015 07:07 AM (8Un8+) 46
My post-bottom of ONT.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2015 07:07 AM (DXzRD) 47
Contrary to popular myth G. Washington did not have wooden teeth. They were a mishmash of stuff and you can view them at Mount Vernon (one set of them). He had many sets.
Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:10 AM (wlDny) 48
IT'S A GREAT DAY TO PUT A FORK IN BILL NYE, THE ANTI-SCIENCE GUY. HE'S DONE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSY_QZKt1NI&x-yt-ts=1422579428&x-yt-cl=85114404 Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at February 02, 2015 07:12 AM (ZPOAu) 49
44 Who would you support, Vic? I haven't heard of any candidate that you'd favor but maybe I missed it
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2015 07:07 AM (DXzRD) I haven't made up my mind yet. I lean towards Cruz right now. Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:12 AM (wlDny) 50
Clever ad. I liked the bit at the end where the couple says "shalom" but Bibi says "but not at any price." Cute. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:12 AM (CMkNk) 51
Looks like it will be another cold rainy miserable day here today.
Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:13 AM (wlDny) 52
Morning, all.
I hate living in New England for a lot of reasons, but snow is pretty damn high on my list. 8-14 inches predicted for today. Sucks. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2015 07:14 AM (zF6Iw) 53
I still think there's going to be some way Obama puts the kibosh on Bibi Speaking to Congress-executive order maybe?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2015 07:15 AM (DXzRD) 54
The Seattle coaches sure did learn a hard lesson last night. And, guess who is a free agent now?
Posted by: Marshawn Lynch at February 02, 2015 07:16 AM (Zxvxj) 55
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I still think there's going to be some way Obama puts the kibosh on Bibi Speaking to Congress-executive order maybe? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2015 07:15 AM (DXzRD) That is not his decision to make, it is Congress's. Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:17 AM (wlDny) 56
However, he could deny a visa for entry to the US.
Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:18 AM (wlDny) 57
>> Obama's estate tax plan would make it the highest in the world even beating out communist countries.
What part of Tax and Spend Democrats don't you understand, voters? Posted by: GnuBreed at February 02, 2015 07:18 AM (EopHP) 58
Well it is Congress' decision, but when has executive orerrach not been part of Obama's actions? He'd just extend it further.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2015 07:18 AM (DXzRD) 59
He''l do whatever it takes. Obama has no love for Israel.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2015 07:19 AM (DXzRD) 60
I hate living in New England for a lot of reasons, but snow is pretty damn high on my list. 8-14 inches predicted for today.
Sucks. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2015 07:14 AM I moved 5+ inches off the drive twice yesterday, and there's at least that much on the drive this morning Posted by: AltonJackson at February 02, 2015 07:20 AM (4gN5w) 61
I have said it several times, as long as Congress allows him to perform illegal actions with impunity and have taken all steps to halt him off the table, he can do anything he wants.
But it looks like the Republicans are getting ready to start putting a damper on some of his crap. Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:21 AM (wlDny) 62
Morning.
Foot of snow overnight. Passed several wrecks on the way in to work. Stupid people doing stupid shit in bad weather. Posted by: Citizen X at February 02, 2015 07:21 AM (7ObY1) 63
"Zamboni driver at a HS hockey match in ND is arrested for DUI on the
ice. I have never understood how they can get by with these kinds of arrests, public drunk yes, DUI no. The DUI laws depend on "implied consent" by driving on public roads. Sorry, an ice rink is not a public road." Here in Georgia, the DUI laws extend to any motorized vehicle you are operating on your own property. You can be arrested and charged for getting out on your ATV or dirt bike after a few beers on your private wooded lot or farm if somehow a cop sees you. Justification is if injured the state may have to pick up the expenses. That is a disgrace. Posted by: Critically Thinking Reporter at February 02, 2015 07:22 AM (1BQGO) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2015 07:22 AM (DXzRD) 65
39 and windy on the Texas prairie. Good. I hate summer.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 02, 2015 07:23 AM (1FtZU) 66
That is not his decision to make, it is Congress's. Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:17 AM
Easy enough for Choom Boy to put The Word out to his toe-suckers at the networks: don't bother covering Bibi's speech, mmmmkay? Posted by: MrScribbler at February 02, 2015 07:23 AM (P8YHq) 67
Drunken Zamboni driver - Honorary Moron
Posted by: Citizen X at February 02, 2015 07:23 AM (7ObY1) 68
63 Posted by: Critically Thinking Reporter at February 02, 2015 07:22 AM (1BQGO)
Sooner or later GA will be challenged on that when the cost of the DUI exceeds the cost of a lawyer. And they will lose. Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:23 AM (wlDny) 69
SCOAMF should employ the Monty Python policy; if we kill all poor people, we'd get the poverty rate down to virtually nil. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:02 AM (CMkNk) ------------ Ah, the Sam Kinison policy. Posted by: Darth Randall at February 02, 2015 07:24 AM (6n332) 70
Ooohh um I really should be writing, but Dean Ing has a new book - It's Up to Charlie Hardin.
It is the summer of 1942 in Austin Texas. Charlie's parents have issued one command - don't get in trouble. Charlie is your typical teenage boy so his parents might as well have been talking to the wind. http://www.baenebooks.com/p-2554-its-up-to-charlie-hardin.aspx Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2015 07:24 AM (I7upL) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:24 AM (CMkNk) 72
An interesting piece on war and the will to win --
http://pjmedia.com/richardfernandez/2015/02/01/learning-to-hate/ Posted by: GnuBreed at February 02, 2015 07:25 AM (EopHP) 73
>>I still think there's going to be some way Obama puts the kibosh on Bibi Speaking to Congress-executive order maybe?
Maybe have State Dept. not allow him entry into the country? Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2015 07:25 AM (ABcz/) 74
69 Ah, the Sam Kinison policy.
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 02, 2015 07:24 AM (6n332) Richard Belzer, when he was funny: "School lunch program? Hey, eat fucking tree bark. Unwed mothers? Suck dick next time." And all these years I thought he was a conservative. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:26 AM (CMkNk) 75
17 Obama thinks George Washington lived in the WH before it was built. Didn't they teach history at any of the schools he attended?
________________________ Not American history. That's just the story of oppressive, greedy white men stompin' all over the dreams of noble brown dudes like Barry and his peeps. Who needs to waste time learning white man's history, when there are Cloward-Piven theories and Che Guevara slogans to memorize? Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 02, 2015 07:26 AM (Fnyc2) Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 02, 2015 07:26 AM (1FtZU) 77
>>interesting piece on war and the will to win --
http://pjmedia.com/richardfernandez/2015/02/01/learning-to-hate/ That is a great post - think Jordan will follow through with their threat? Apparently Japan may go extreme, too, now that the second hostage was beheaded. Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2015 07:27 AM (ABcz/) 78
57 What part of Tax and Spend Democrats don't you understand, voters?
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 02, 2015 07:18 AM (EopHP) Taxation is bad enough. This is just confiscation/theft of what's left over. But of course, we exist from conception to our dying breath to be of and for the state. /s Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:28 AM (CMkNk) 79
"Obama thinks George Washington lived in the WH before it was built. Didn't they teach history at any of the schools he attended?"
My 2nd grader knows practically nothing of Amreicn histeriy excpet the civil rights movement and MLK. He know more about Geoge Washington Carver that he doe George Washington,. Not a joke. I have taken to teaching history at home. Private schools will probably be probably necessary in the next year or two. Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 02, 2015 07:28 AM (1BQGO) 80
76 >>>Cream of Mush
Or as I call the bride's concoctions, "Gruel". Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 02, 2015 07:26 AM (1FtZU) Cream of Mush was Sheridan Whiteside's sponsor in "The Man Who Came to Dinner." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:29 AM (CMkNk) 81
Pete Carroll coaches #like a girl.
I had no dog in that fight, but I have to say for a few minutes I was outraged at the pure, Grade A, concentrated stupidity of that goal line play. Carroll is paid millions per year for that? Congrats Patriots and all, but the win only exists because your opponent chose to drink cyanide and shoot themselves in the head on the frikkin' one yard line with Marshawn Lynch ready to roll. Incredible. Posted by: naturalfake at February 02, 2015 07:29 AM (KBvAm) 82
"American" Sniper just broke the Superbowl weekend record! Earning $31.9 million broke the record held previously by "Hannah Montana". How fitting since today is the second anniversary of Chris Kyle's death.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2015 07:29 AM (rldyO) 83
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There are still a lot of ex-Nazis out there living in Germany. http://is.gd/ZmZfyJ Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:54 AM (wlDny)" It depends on your definition of "lots". People were signed up in the Hitler youth at age 14. That would mean that the youngest people who could conceivably be called Nazis would be 84 years old. Most people die before that age. Anti-American German author Gunter Grass joined the SS when he was 16. He is now 87. The youngest SS, or for that matter Wehrmacht members would be 86 years old. Just how much responsibility for Nazi atrocities do you think teenagers would have had? A 20 year old in 1945 will be 90 in 2015. It would be unlikely for them to have had any rank higher than sergeant. Just how much independent action would these young sergeants have been allowed? The article claims that in 2005 there were hundreds of Nazi SS members who were responsible for Auschwitz still living in Germany in their 90s. Even if that were true then, it seems unlikely that there are lots of them still on this side of the sod. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 02, 2015 07:30 AM (KDbAT) 84
We need a White History Month.
Posted by: Case at February 02, 2015 07:30 AM (wf3Kt) 85
That is a great play-"The Man Who Come to Dinner"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2015 07:30 AM (DXzRD) 86
"American Sniper" was supposed to be all in quotes, not just the American part :smacks self on forehead:
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2015 07:30 AM (rldyO) 87
79 Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 02, 2015 07:28 AM (1BQGO)
To the left, The American Revolution was the New Deal. Everything beforehand was the evil patriarchal Jesus-land penis people repressing and enslaving everyone. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:31 AM (CMkNk) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:31 AM (CMkNk) 89
85 That is a great play-"The Man Who Come to Dinner"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2015 07:30 AM (DXzRD) We did it in high school. Love the movie. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:32 AM (CMkNk) 90
Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny)
Obama knows nothing about American history. I bet he doesn't even know that NYC was once our capital. I'll bet he knows who Benedict Arnold is though. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2015 07:32 AM (rldyO) 91
At the end of the ONT, that picture of Len Dawson smoking a cigarette on the bench at Superbowl I is great. Note he's drinking a Fresca too. I miss that world.
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 02, 2015 07:32 AM (rwI+c) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:33 AM (CMkNk) Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at February 02, 2015 07:34 AM (PVnbv) 94
90 I'll bet he knows who Benedict Arnold is though.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2015 07:32 AM (rldyO) I was going to make a snarky comment that he's his hero. But SCOAMF must be conflicted. He hates America but he loathes the British. What to do, what to do . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:34 AM (CMkNk) 95
Note to self: edit before posting.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 02, 2015 07:34 AM (1BQGO) 96
Some Constitutional expert is on Yahoo claiming that it is unConstitutional for Boehner to have invited Netanyahu. LOL! For six years, the Constitution has not mattered a whit to this admin, but Congress invites a Jewish leader to speak and that old thing -- written by "dead white men" -- suddenly gets whipped out! People in the comments have pointed out that it is perfectly legal and has been done before.
All this time we wondered how we could really get under Obama's skin, and all it took was Congress inviting Bibi. Heh. Obama's anti-Semitism is showing. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2015 07:34 AM (rldyO) 97
Can we turn this into a co-worker complain thread?
Mine is grating on my nerves, and she has only been here for 10 minutes. 10 minutes in, on a Monday, and I'm already banging my head against the desk. Posted by: TickledPink at February 02, 2015 07:35 AM (TMe1n) 98
At the end of the ONT, that picture of Len Dawson smoking a cigarette on the bench at Superbowl I is great. Note he's drinking a Fresca too. I miss that world.
TAB FTW! Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at February 02, 2015 07:36 AM (PVnbv) 99
Bibi could just enter thru Brownsville.
With the Pope. Say, now there is an idea for a buddy-buddy adventure movie. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 02, 2015 07:36 AM (JO9+V) 100
Obama knows nothing about American history. I bet he
doesn't even know that NYC was once our capital. I'll bet he knows who Benedict Arnold is though. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2015 07:32 AM All y'all are bein' a little rough on Choom Boy. Do you really expect an Indonesian madrasa to teach American history? There's barely enough time in the school day to cover genital mutilation, beheading and dog-eating! Posted by: MrScribbler at February 02, 2015 07:36 AM (P8YHq) 101
90 Obama knows nothing about American history. I bet he
doesn't even know that NYC was once our capital. I'll bet he knows who Benedict Arnold is though. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2015 07:32 AM (rldyO) Even though the old capitol building is a major tourist draw there in the city. Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:36 AM (wlDny) 102
J.J. Are you the person who went to Lawrenceville Prpe or is that CBD? I'm sorry; All you Jewish people look alike. J/K-It'sreally just my middle aged brain not recalling. If you went there they had some fantastic plays there over the years-"She Stoops To Conquer' "Doctor Faustus"-plays they your average hs would never do. I learned They do a Shakepeare play every year I just going to a expensive school has its perks-you hopefully get the classics and see they can be fun.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2015 07:37 AM (DXzRD) 103
I survived last night's blizzard in Chicagoland... tons of snow and wind. The drifts outside my window are something. The temp has really dropped, too. Brrrrrrr.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2015 07:37 AM (rldyO) 104
96 All this time we wondered how we could really get under Obama's skin, and all it took was Congress inviting Bibi. Heh.
Obama's anti-Semitism is showing. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2015 07:34 AM (rldyO) It's not that he hates Jews. He just loved muzzies more. Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:38 AM (wlDny) 105
20 The Feds are taking the first step in a taxpayer bailout of union retirement funds. I say if they are going to get bailed out that it be done by the Democrat Party who got all those funds from the unions.
================================= I thought we bailed out pensions in the Stimulus. I suppose it's time for round 2. Posted by: MTF at February 02, 2015 07:38 AM (Zxvxj) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2015 07:38 AM (DXzRD) 107
The dog eater doesn't give a shit about American history so he never listened.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 02, 2015 07:38 AM (1FtZU) 108
96 Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2015 07:34 AM (rldyO)
The left will only cite the Constitution when it suits their aims. Otherwise it is the greatest obstacle to them just completely overthrowing the country. And for quite a while, it's become less and less of an obstacle. Please, G-d. Visit a terrible retribution on them. Soon. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:39 AM (CMkNk) 109
Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:36 AM (wlDny)
For some reason, Obama's not knowing that Washington never lived in the WH has conjured up memories of him asking the park ranger how Hitchcock filmed "North By Northwest" at Mount Rushmore. He really is a dummy. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2015 07:39 AM (rldyO) 110
That groundhog had his paws up and was surrendering.
Posted by: Eromero at February 02, 2015 07:39 AM (go5uR) 111
105 I thought we bailed out pensions in the Stimulus. I suppose it's time for round 2.
Posted by: MTF at February 02, 2015 07:38 AM (Zxvxj) I don't think that was the union pensions unless you count bailing out GM and Chrysler. Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:40 AM (wlDny) 112
102 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2015 07:37 AM (DXzRD)
We all look alike? Vayr ge hargit, momzer! Just kidding!! No, I did not go to a prep school. I went to PS 152. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:40 AM (CMkNk) 113
Can we turn this into a co-worker complain thread?
Mine is grating on my nerves, and she has only been here for 10 minutes. 10 minutes in, on a Monday, and I'm already banging my head against the desk. Quicklime & a shovel. Or it's gonna be a long week. Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at February 02, 2015 07:40 AM (PVnbv) 114
It's not that he hates Jews. He just loved muzzies more.
Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:38 AM (wlDny) I believe it's both. I think he really, really hates Zionist Jews, and he really, really loves Muslims. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2015 07:41 AM (rldyO) 115
"Some Constitutional expert is on Yahoo claiming that it is unConstitutional for Boehner to have invited Netanyahu."
I'm wondering who invited the Mexican president Caldron when he addressed the congress in 2010 and received wild applause from the Dems when he criticized American immigration system and Arizona laws in particular or if that was unconstitutional. I'll never forget the traitorous Dems rising to their feet to show their support for a third world autocrat as he whined and complained about how mean and unfair America is. Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 02, 2015 07:41 AM (1BQGO) 116
Morning all.
Thanks for the news, Vic. Sven. Speaking of Rush @27. I didn't hear Rush talk about HR a week or so ago, but I did hear the news and googled it. Pretty touching tribute... http://bit.ly/1CcGxkB Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 02, 2015 07:41 AM (GqEzX) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2015 07:41 AM (DXzRD) 118
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2015 07:37 AM (DXzRD) At least you said "Jewish people," as opposed to Christ-killing, Bolshevik, money-grubbing, capitalist communist, shape shifting, blood letting matzo making evil heed bastards. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:42 AM (CMkNk) 119
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 02, 2015 07:41 AM (1BQGO)
That was just the example someone cited in the comments on that Yahoo article. It's utterly ridiculous. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2015 07:42 AM (rldyO) 120
She is on this fitness kick. She is losing weight, which good for her on that.
But, it seems the more weight she loses, the nastier she gets, especially to me. But, seriously, it's all she talks about. I can't tell if she is fishing for compliments or is just crazily insecure. She is always talking about how her clothes don't fit anymore. And, on Facebook, she always posts about being at the gym...almost as if she is fishing for encouragement, which inevitably she gets. I would de-friend her, but it's a small office, and I fear it would create more drama than it's worth. I guess I am just a more private person, and when I do something for myself...lose weight, go shopping, get a haircut...I do it for myself, and I don't really care what other people think, so I don't post it everywhere or go talking about it all day. Posted by: TickledPink at February 02, 2015 07:42 AM (TMe1n) 121
The left is drunk with power so they are provoking a bar fight like an amateur drunk.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 02, 2015 07:43 AM (1FtZU) 122
113 Quicklime & a shovel. Or it's gonna be a long week.
Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at February 02, 2015 07:40 AM (PVnbv) You're gonna need a Henry Hill and Jimmy Burke. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:43 AM (CMkNk) 123
Bibi could just enter thru Brownsville.
With the Pope. Say, now there is an idea for a buddy-buddy adventure movie. Bibi & Francis Go to White Hut. Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at February 02, 2015 07:43 AM (PVnbv) 124
Vic @ 17- teach history at schools ubama attended?
Why would American history be taught at medrassas? Posted by: Eromero at February 02, 2015 07:44 AM (go5uR) 125
123 Bibi & Francis Go to White Hut.
Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at February 02, 2015 07:43 AM (PVnbv) Or White Castle? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:44 AM (CMkNk) 126
MPPPP and Alton
You guys are spoiling the idyllic vision that this long-time Texan/Okie has of winter in the northeast. In my "grass is greener" reality, you guys have all the cool kid stuff in winter. Ice skating on frozen ponds. Snowmen that last more than a day. Sleds and/or toboggans. Mittens, coats, snow boots, layers. Reading your comments, I'm beginning to suspect it's nothing more than a Hollywood influenced delusion. You guys add the reality check. Sound like more work than fun. Guess I'll stay where snow days are really ice days and a reason to go to the grocery store for bread, chips and milk. Posted by: Usedtocould at February 02, 2015 07:45 AM (WTxuq) 127
osted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:42 AM (CMkNk)
That would contain more words than I care to type. ;^) aside from the other reason why I wouldn't use it. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2015 07:45 AM (DXzRD) Posted by: Count de Monet at February 02, 2015 07:45 AM (JO9+V) 129
In Colorado, the law is expressly written to outlaw drunken driving on private property.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 02, 2015 07:45 AM (Qe2YY) 130
I hope Obama's political weasels on the ground in Israel trying to oust Bibi are ready for rubber glove treatment on the flight out.
Posted by: Jean at February 02, 2015 07:46 AM (ztOda) 131
78 >> Taxation is bad enough. This is just confiscation/theft of what's left over.
Time for an old saw upgrade, JJ -- Nothing is for sure except for three things; death and taxes, and taxes on death. Posted by: GnuBreed at February 02, 2015 07:46 AM (EopHP) 132
Sounds to me like that Power Ranger dude was acting in self defense.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 02, 2015 07:46 AM (Qe2YY) 133
I know the blizzard is on its way to NY, will it stop De Blasio from killing more groundhogs or is it coming too late? I'm praying for any groundhog who crosses his path today.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2015 07:47 AM (rldyO) Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at February 02, 2015 07:47 AM (PVnbv) 135
Good morning!
I envy all of you with snow. We have a maybe not very good chance of getting flurries on Thursday but I'm pretty doubtful. That Charlotte thing with the coats, do none of these administrators think about the cost of getting coats that match for every child? Posted by: Lea - Sorry make that Miss Leaette at February 02, 2015 07:47 AM (vmMMi) 136
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I hope Obama's political weasels on the ground in Israel trying to oust Bibi are ready for rubber glove treatment on the flight out. Posted by: Jean at February 02, 2015 07:46 AM (ztOda) I read that Israel is trying to kick Obama's saboteurs out. I wonder if they will. Hope so! Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2015 07:48 AM (rldyO) 137
133 I know the blizzard is on its way to NY, will it stop De Blasio from killing more groundhogs or is it coming too late? I'm praying for any groundhog who crosses his path today.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2015 07:47 AM (rldyO) Not going to happen. Mid to upper 30's today into tonight. Mostly slushy and freezing rain. A mess, but no blizzard. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:48 AM (CMkNk) 138
"You guys add the reality check. Sound like more work than fun. Guess
I'll stay where snow days are really ice days and a reason to go to the grocery store for bread, chips and milk." Snow and winter are great fun when you are a kid. Sucks as an adult. Which is why I no longer live in the north. My kids learn about snow on visits to relatives. Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 02, 2015 07:48 AM (1BQGO) 139
129 In Colorado, the law is expressly written to outlaw drunken driving on private property.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 02, 2015 07:45 AM (Qe2YY) Didn't stop Ty Murray from trying to ride a snowbound elk. Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 02, 2015 07:49 AM (yxw0r) 140
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Vic @ 17- teach history at schools ubama attended? Why would American history be taught at medrassas? Posted by: Eromero at February 02, 2015 07:44 AM (go5uR) Well he did go to a couple of colleges here in the States where I am sure history would be a required course for a law degree. Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:49 AM (wlDny) 141
131 78 >> Taxation is bad enough. This is just confiscation/theft of what's left over.
Time for an old saw upgrade, JJ -- Nothing is for sure except for three things; death and taxes, and taxes on death. Posted by: GnuBreed at February 02, 2015 07:46 AM (EopHP) Before momma died, she made me and my brother co-depostiors on all her accounts. The government didn't get a penny and it's totally kosher. That might not be practical for everyone, especially if greedy, untrustworthy children are involved, but it is something to consider. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:50 AM (CMkNk) 142
Hey, man. I'm just not that good.
Posted by: Russell Wilson at February 02, 2015 07:50 AM (9BRsg) 143
In Colorado, the law is expressly written to outlaw drunken driving on private property.
Posted by: The Great White Snark Then the property isn't very private. Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at February 02, 2015 07:51 AM (PVnbv) 144
We people complaining about weather are mostly old fogies-so all we think about is that we have to shovel snow and worry about crazy drivers on the way to work. I've always loved winter except when is bitterly cold. I like how it looks on the trees and and the bluish grey shadows on the snow I look back with great fondness on days of sledding and skating on the canal when they had a big bonfire on the bank and we'd toast marshmallows. I would imagine that even people who hate it now have some good memories of Winter as a kid. I even liked sledding with my son when he was still young enough to enjoy it and not too cool and beyond that stuff.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2015 07:51 AM (DXzRD) 145
My 2nd grader knows practically nothing of Amreicn histeriy excpet the civil rights movement and MLK. He know more about Geoge Washington Carver that he doe George Washington,. Not a joke. I have taken to teaching history at home. Private schools will probably be probably necessary in the next year or two.
___________________________________ Be sure to teach him about how, when Washington and his troops were without food and supplies during that terrible winter in Valley Forge, and the Continental Congress ordered Washington to do what other armies did and just take whatever they needed from the local citizenry, Washington refused. Washington had tremendous respect for individual rights and the rule of law, and he knew that the citizens of this country would never support its new government if it was disrespecting their rights and confiscating their property in such a manner. Also be sure to teach him how, when it was suggested to Washington that he become King of the new country, he was appalled and flatly refused. (Can you imagine Obama doing the same? As he did when he accepted his unearned Nobel Peace Prize, he would feign modesty and then accept the crown, saying he was only doing so reluctantly and after much thought and prayer, having determined that it was in the best interests of the country to have his enlightened leadership!) It's depressing even to think about how far this country has fallen in terms of the quality of its leadership since the days of George Washington. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 02, 2015 07:51 AM (Fnyc2) 146
141 - In this case, by "greedy untrustworthy children" I am NOT referring to the IRS or the leftists. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:51 AM (CMkNk) 147
'Anybody have some vinegar?
Posted by: Pete Carroll at February 02, 2015 07:51 AM (9BRsg) 148
133 I know the blizzard is on its way to NY, will it stop De Blasio from
killing more groundhogs or is it coming too late? I'm praying for any groundhog who crosses his path today. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2015 07:47 AM (rldyO) Unless the commie AH goes out and catches his own groundhog he will not get to kill another one. The zoo has already put him on notice, no more animals for him. Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:52 AM (wlDny) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:52 AM (CMkNk) 150
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 02, 2015 07:30 AM (KDbAT)
- The other disheartening thing is that the idea of the Nuremburg trials included deterrence. History has proven that any deterrent effect was minimal. When evil loonies decide to get their genocide on, they can't imagine that they will lose so no deterrent effect. Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 02, 2015 07:53 AM (+ZY9X) Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2015 07:53 AM (zF6Iw) 152
Well he did go to a couple of colleges here in the States where I am sure history would be a required course for a law degree. Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:49 AM
You'd be right as far as normal law degrees are concerned, Vic. Does not apply to Affirmative Action, Give-A-Brother-A-Break, Gotta-Fill-Them-Quotas law degrees, though. Posted by: MrScribbler at February 02, 2015 07:54 AM (P8YHq) 153
There is an old house beside me from the 1830's. They have a red barn in the back that used to serve as the office for the Dr. in the old old days. The red barn looks beautiful with the show on top of it
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2015 07:54 AM (DXzRD) 154
In HS (in Utah) I had a buddy get a DUI riding his bicycle on private property (actually jumping off his garage roof).
Judge threw out the DUI, but left the Possession of Alcohol charge stick. Posted by: Jean at February 02, 2015 07:54 AM (ztOda) 155
150 When evil loonies decide to get their genocide on, they can't imagine that they will lose so no deterrent effect.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 02, 2015 07:53 AM (+ZY9X) See, League of Nations and United Nations. Then again, the League was only useless, whereas the UN is outright dangerous and belligerent to any nation that believes in freedom. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:55 AM (CMkNk) 156
How could Seattle not pass given they lack a tough running back likely to squeeze out a yard between the tackles? /s (obviously)
Seriously, that was epic bad play calling. Somewhere even Les Miles is shaking his head going, "man, I wouldn't want to be that guy." Posted by: Blacksheep at February 02, 2015 07:56 AM (bS6uW) 157
151 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2015 07:53 AM (zF6Iw)
She was a real looker and a helluva dame, by all accounts. Texan. Figures. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:56 AM (CMkNk) 158
I just keep readin', readin', readin' those comments, but I can't seem to get to the end. So, appropo of nothin'...
Morning, Glories. Pithy comments galore would I have posted, had I not been busy reading. And cold fingers, too. They said it would be 15°F this morning. Ha ha they were wrong again. It's 10°F. And only somewhat warmer inside the barn where we live. Space heater under the desk at least keeps my knees warm. Going up to almost 40 later though, and 50s tomorrow. Tough winter, eh? Ooooooo-klahoma... Back to readin'. Carry on, as always. Posted by: mindful webworker waves hello at February 02, 2015 07:56 AM (AKYZm) 159
As I said in the first post, when the cost of the DUI is more than the cost of a lawyer, those charged with DUI while driving on their own private property will win and the taxpayers will lose.
Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:57 AM (wlDny) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:57 AM (CMkNk) 161
I suppose it will be National News that O'bama thinks Washington lived in the white house. And Letterman and the rest of late night talk show hosts will the us all how dumb O'bama is. Because I think this is even funnier than not spelling potato right.
Posted by: Case at February 02, 2015 07:57 AM (tjj0w) 162
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However, he could deny a visa for entry to the US. Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 07:18 AM I'd pick him up in Laredo after he wades across. Take him to an private airport if he needs someone in a truck with Texas tags and the correct accent to get by the checkpoints. I think an Israeli commando with a good driver could make the run. Posted by: Lester at February 02, 2015 07:58 AM (2UPXV) 163
By my experience 27 degrees in Texas feels worse than 7 in Colorado. I lived six years in Norway and was never really cold. I guess it is our famous Gulf Coast humidity that makes the diff.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 02, 2015 07:58 AM (1FtZU) 164
138
Trips to CO are how my kiddos learned about snow. They both thing it would be awesome to live there, but they're like me. As an adult, it sure sounds like an awful lot of work. Posted by: Usedtocould at February 02, 2015 07:59 AM (WTxuq) Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 02, 2015 07:59 AM (NeFrd) 166
Mornign all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2015 08:00 AM (LJcWW) Posted by: GnuBreed at February 02, 2015 08:00 AM (EopHP) 168
Seriously, that was epic bad play calling. Somewhere even Les Miles is shaking his head going, "man, I wouldn't want to be that guy."
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 02, 2015 07:56 AM (bS6uW) Me neither! Posted by: Jerry Glanville, 1987 Oilers Playoff Game at Denver Stagger Lee play at February 02, 2015 08:00 AM (JO9+V) Posted by: Eromero at February 02, 2015 08:01 AM (go5uR) 170
163 I lived six years in Norway and was never really cold. I guess it is our famous Gulf Coast humidity that makes the diff.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 02, 2015 07:58 AM (1FtZU) Spent the summer of '06 up near Trondheim. Went for a dip in a fjord and I had shrinkage all the way out my throat - cold water! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 08:01 AM (CMkNk) 171
MP4 - Terrible photo. She looks doped out!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 07:57 AM (CMkNk) So sue me. I like it. Here's another one: http://goo.gl/l4lo5R Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2015 08:01 AM (zF6Iw) 172
171 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2015 08:01 AM (zF6Iw)
NEVER tell a Jew to sue you!!!! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 08:02 AM (CMkNk) 173
GRRRRRLLLLLL POWER!!!!!
Except that youight destroy their fragile self-esteem with a cliché proven harmful by Your Betters. Brought to you by the same people who don't think a woman is competent enough to own a gun but want to put them all in combat. Posted by: Squirrel at February 02, 2015 08:02 AM (/OEmT) 174
171 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2015 08:01 AM (zF6Iw)
(**deep sigh**) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 08:03 AM (CMkNk) 175
da dump
Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2015 08:04 AM (wlDny) 176
Hey, why would Obama know whether Washington lived in the White House?
That was, like, over a hundred years ago! And my fellow journalists and I didn't know, so it's obviously just some obscure historical fact that you're criticizing him over, H8Rs! Isn't it cool Obama's the first president to brew his own beer? Over at Vox, "Everything You Need to Know About Home Brewing"... Posted by: Ezra Klein at February 02, 2015 08:04 AM (ABcz/) 177
J.J. way down in Kristiansand where I lived I did the same. Dove in the fjord to defend the honor of Texas 'cause they thought I wouldn't do it.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 02, 2015 08:04 AM (1FtZU) 178
Central Connecticut already has about 4" on the ground. I hate it because I have these feral cats I trapped and got fixed living under my deck furniture in boxes with blankets and food. They stay dry and fed but I worry about the cold
. Posted by: Jaimo at February 02, 2015 08:05 AM (nFmZ1) 179
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2015 07:37 AM (DXzRD)
That was me....but unfortunately Lawrenceville has become aggressively PC and Multi-Culti, in great part because of the current headmaster. I no longer recognize the place. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2015 08:05 AM (Zu3d9) 180
The story about kids being sent home without coats, and the one in the ONT about the 4th grader being suspended for saying he has the One Ring of Sauron, is making me just shake my head.
Here's the thing - no private school would pull stuff like this because they see parents as customers and children as revenue opportunities. Govt schools see children as inmates and don't see parents at all. Posted by: @votermom at February 02, 2015 08:06 AM (cbfNE) 181
>>I guess it is our famous Gulf Coast humidity that makes the diff.
It *does* make a difference. I grew up in (dry) CO, but my first winter in MA was awful - the cold was so much more penetrating. Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2015 08:06 AM (ABcz/) 182
"Went for a dip in a fjord and I had shrinkage all the way out my throat -"
Yew!!!!!!!! No Pics, please Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 02, 2015 08:08 AM (8Un8+) 183
President Polk was the first President to have a limo. President Grant was the first President to have Air Force One. Posted by: Case at February 02, 2015 08:10 AM (tjj0w) 184
Morning all. It's stopped snowing here in N IL. Looks like 16" is the total around here. Schools are closed.
Posted by: Farmer at February 02, 2015 08:13 AM (o/90i) 185
On the Litvinenko thing, think about it. Why would you actually want to send your best guys on that hit anyway? Maybe they could poison him without dosing themselves fatally. Why take the chance?
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