Oh Here's That Charlotte McKinney/Carls Jr Commercial

This is filth.

We call this "trashy" where I come from.

Posted by: Ace at 09:04 PM

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1 Trashy, superb, what's the difference?

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2015 09:06 PM (qyomX)

2 How is this worse than anything on broadcast television? Daytime broadcast television?

Posted by: mugiwara at January 30, 2015 09:07 PM (06U11)

3 Je suis that hamburger.

Posted by: goatexchange at January 30, 2015 09:07 PM (ts8lY)

4 Nice bouncy burgers.

Posted by: @votermom at January 30, 2015 09:08 PM (cbfNE)

5 Like the girl. The commercial is stupid.

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2015 09:08 PM (zt+N6)

6
What good is Charlotte McKinney with an overabundance of Ethan Krupps out there.

I volunteer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2015 09:08 PM (CMkNk)

7 You say that like "trashy" is a bad thing...

Posted by: DaProf at January 30, 2015 09:08 PM (I/c8x)

8 Where I'm from, they'd call that one fine looking woman.

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at January 30, 2015 09:09 PM (cBlx8)

9 Ace embraces his inner SoCon.

Sort of a Hate Hug. ;-)

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 30, 2015 09:09 PM (9BRsg)

10 I'll be happy to stand by on set for any GYN emergencies.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at January 30, 2015 09:10 PM (XlFLJ)

11 Is this the H2?

Cuz it's BIG BOOB FRIDAY....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 09:11 PM (S+3kl)

12 What, exactly, are they selling? Are you supposed to bite into her bouncy boobies?

Most guys won't even remember what the product was. All the blood from their big heads will have run to their little heads.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2015 09:12 PM (+YMhA)

13 My Whopper super-sized!

Posted by: Burger King at January 30, 2015 09:12 PM (gwG9s)

14 Does she have a kind of mannish face?

Yeah, yeah. WHAT face?!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 30, 2015 09:12 PM (9BRsg)

15
Ok, I'm hungry now. Hungry for some chemical free, all natural, organic, real food, and all I have is GM rice and beans.

Posted by: Big Bubba's Licensed Tote and Fetch Drayage at January 30, 2015 09:12 PM (hhknc)

16 Trashy is harsh. There were no scenes of ketchup or mustard containers being squished suddenly, so it's still on the proper side of tasteful, really.

Posted by: @votermom at January 30, 2015 09:12 PM (cbfNE)

17
2 How is this worse than anything on broadcast television? Daytime broadcast television?
Posted by: mugiwara at January 30, 2015 09:07 PM (06U11)

The joke is overplayed in television too. It was funny when it was done in Austin Powers. And really the Liquid Plummer commercials are far more suggestive with their cheesy 70's porn set ups.

Hell, it seems like the only reason they're making the burger is so they can make this commercial. Who of the "I want all Natural" foodies are going to go eat a 1,000 calorie burger?

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2015 09:12 PM (zt+N6)

18 In my day, this was all done with produce.
No meat.

Posted by: navybrat at January 30, 2015 09:13 PM (JgC5a)

19 All the Super Bowl commercials can be seen online. The game can probably be steamed via some NFL service. Why do we need to give vile NBC any eyes?

Posted by: PaleRider at January 30, 2015 09:13 PM (dkExz)

20 Twice in one day?

I'm down with it.

Posted by: The Jiggy Hat at January 30, 2015 09:13 PM (0Ew3K)

21 No added hormones.

All natural.

Just the way I like my women

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo, probably not a true moron at January 30, 2015 09:13 PM (AVEe1)

22 all fast food tastes awful

but some commercials are better than others

Posted by: Chelsea Danger at January 30, 2015 09:13 PM (SZWTt)

23 I think I mostly liked the part with her tits. Mostly.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 30, 2015 09:13 PM (ZPrif)

24 At least it's good old fashioned filth

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 09:13 PM (4ka5+)

25 I still prefer In-N-Out and their secret menu.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 09:14 PM (YNFI+)

26 BTH: If it's a woman, there will be hormones. Count on it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2015 09:14 PM (+YMhA)

27 Meh... Not so interested in females that old.

Posted by: Sen. Reid, President of Michael Bolton Fan Club at January 30, 2015 09:14 PM (XjTyq)

28 Are they claiming she's all natural!?

Posted by: tbodie at January 30, 2015 09:14 PM (QjxTy)

29 So, how do silicone boobies sell nature burgers?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2015 09:14 PM (+YMhA)

30 Not the anyone can see it. But is her face a little off? Just a tad?

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 30, 2015 09:14 PM (zOTsN)

31 I still prefer In-N-Out and their secret ~~menu~~ brothel.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 09:14 PM (YNFI+)

FIFY

Posted by: The Special Sauce at January 30, 2015 09:15 PM (0Ew3K)

32 That's one tasty looking burger.

Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2015 09:15 PM (go5uR)

33 25 I still prefer In-N-Out and their secret menu.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015

In and out and push ups til I puke

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 09:15 PM (4ka5+)

34 Making mass-market burgers from "all natural" ingredients and "no antibiotics" requires a little extra training on the supply-chain and materials handling side. Convince me that this chain has spent as much on that project as on the tid-tays and ay-uzz, and they've got theyselves a customer. Failing that, this is just bizarre.

She's really pretty. I had food poisoning once(t), and beautiful women scarcely crossed my mind for several days. Obviously, this must be a failing of masculinity on my part.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 30, 2015 09:15 PM (xq1UY)

35 Those can't be real.

Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2015 09:16 PM (btTLZ)

36
Does she have a kind of mannish face?

Yeah, yeah. WHAT face?!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 30, 2015 09:12 PM

Yes, she does. Since I have no interest in boobs I noticed it, too. Also, she's being pretty cavalier with that burger.

Posted by: huerfano at January 30, 2015 09:16 PM (bAGA/)

37 So, how do silicone boobies sell nature burgers?
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2015 09:14 PM (+YMhA)

You're really harshing my mellow with all these questions.

Now....excuse me.

....

Ok, Charlotte, honey.

Roll tape!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Democratic Republic of Alextopia at January 30, 2015 09:16 PM (V+kmg)

38 Remember this? New York Magazine:

http://tinyurl.com/mpupte5

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 09:16 PM (l1zOH)

39 Based on the picture on the previous thread she should be gnawing on trees in order to make a dam.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 30, 2015 09:16 PM (fLKzW)

40 So, she likes them big?

Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2015 09:17 PM (fBxC6)

41 I prefer the brunette they have dressed up like a stewardess in their Mile High Burger commercial.

Posted by: Comrade Pi at January 30, 2015 09:17 PM (lf/74)

42 @30
Yeah, I think so.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 30, 2015 09:17 PM (9BRsg)

43 The burgers.

Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2015 09:17 PM (fBxC6)

44 TCN, works for me.

Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2015 09:17 PM (ztOda)

45 25 I still prefer In-N-Out and their secret menu.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 09:14 PM (YNFI+)

Double-Double, Animal Style and the Four by Four.

Yum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2015 09:18 PM (CMkNk)

46 Also, I'm not seeing any tan lines.

Posted by: Comrade Pi at January 30, 2015 09:18 PM (lf/74)

47 Well, most of us can't do that without hormones or steroids.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 09:18 PM (2o6Wj)

48 Trashy?! Who are you...Glenn f*cking Beck? Best commercial of the year so far you pussy.

Posted by: JohnnyThunders at January 30, 2015 09:18 PM (aHX05)

49 She didn't make that burger.

Posted by: Barry's Waygu Beef White House at January 30, 2015 09:18 PM (gwG9s)

50 Is this time for a Tex Avery cartoon?

http://youtu.be/BCGwOvzSQO8

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 09:18 PM (YNFI+)

51
Did she get minimum wage for that spot? I mean, fast food workers need a raise because, tits!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2015 09:19 PM (CMkNk)

52
48 Trashy?! Who are you...Glenn f*cking Beck? Best commercial of the year so far you pussy.
Posted by: JohnnyThunders at January 30, 2015 09:18 PM (aHX05

I love it when people don't get the joke and make an ass of themselves.

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2015 09:19 PM (zt+N6)

53 And to think of it, nobody noticed me dancing in the background...

Posted by: The Triceritops at January 30, 2015 09:20 PM (NdrZq)

54 I like filthy.

Posted by: otho at January 30, 2015 09:20 PM (tBSrv)

55 She has a beautiful body but her face is sort of to one side. And she botoxed her forehead and it's making her brows droop above the corners of her eyes

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 30, 2015 09:20 PM (zOTsN)

56 51
Did she get minimum wage for that spot? I mean, fast food workers need a raise because, tits!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2015 09:19 PM

Occupy her Wall Street

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 09:20 PM (4ka5+)

57 I like my women a little on the trashy side.

Posted by: Klown 2.0 at January 30, 2015 09:21 PM (5fSr7)

58 55 She has a beautiful body but her face is sort of to one side. And she botoxed her forehead and it's making her brows droop above the corners of her eyes
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 30, 2015 09:20 PM (zOTsN)

Screen door. Hurricane.

'nuff said.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2015 09:21 PM (CMkNk)

59
I like how she uses her eyes. Get's me every time. Those eyes. Like she is trying to suggest something. . . and that smirk. Like she knows what I'm thinking.

She knows!

Posted by: Big Bubba's Licensed Tote and Fetch Drayage at January 30, 2015 09:21 PM (hhknc)

60 Sweaty Teddy for President!

Posted by: If 6 Was :0 at January 30, 2015 09:21 PM (ahBY0)

61 We call this "trashy" where I come from.

Yeah, just awful. I will have to scour the internet and be a warning to others.

brb...

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2015 09:21 PM (FcR7P)

62 buzzion-you got me. You really got me...

Posted by: JohnnyThunders at January 30, 2015 09:22 PM (aHX05)

63 Not one of you pointing out a flaw or two would turn a date with her down. If you were ever so lucky to get one.

Posted by: i4cu2 at January 30, 2015 09:22 PM (J7K5T)

64 And to think of it, nobody noticed me dancing in the background...

Posted by: The Triceritops at January 30, 2015 09:20 PM (NdrZq)

Watched that ad again and still did not see you.

Posted by: tbodie at January 30, 2015 09:23 PM (QjxTy)

65 "We call this "trashy" where I come from."

huhuhuh uh huhuh... Ace said "come"... huhuhuh

Posted by: butthead at January 30, 2015 09:23 PM (tBSrv)

66 55 She has a beautiful body but her face is sort of to one side. And she botoxed her forehead and it's making her brows droop above the corners of her eyes
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January

Beauty is only skin deep. She has a great personality and fantastic disposition

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 09:23 PM (4ka5+)

67 Am I crazy for thinking we're witnessing a positive pop-cultural shift? I went onto the Yoo Toob and the top comments were calling out Ess Jay Dubs on their Bee Ess.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at January 30, 2015 09:23 PM (0cy7x)

68 Did you notice the sudden squirting from the hose at the end?

This is real craftsmanship

A real masterwork of insinuation

Seminal

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 30, 2015 09:24 PM (zOTsN)

69 Stupifying Jones.

Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2015 09:24 PM (btTLZ)

70 She seems nice.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 30, 2015 09:24 PM (5kNXS)

71 Kinda funny that they're using eighteen pounds of silicon, hair dye and makeup to advertise something that's 'all natural'

Posted by: Secundus at January 30, 2015 09:24 PM (psIKE)

72 Hah! In before all of the geezer morons tell us how all of the corpses from the 40s and 50s with their natural tits are hotter and sexier.

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2015 09:24 PM (dVmLD)

73 Oh yeah? Wait until you see the SB halftime show! You'll forget this skank!

Posted by: Katy Perry's Monument at January 30, 2015 09:24 PM (gwG9s)

74 63: I've only noticed 'ettes pointing out any flaws so I think you lost that bet.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 30, 2015 09:25 PM (dkExz)

75
Well this ad really put the tranny thread to bed.

Posted by: Big Bubba's Licensed Tote and Fetch Drayage at January 30, 2015 09:25 PM (hhknc)

76 I have some strong opinions about this that you need to hear.

Posted by: Mike Huckabee at January 30, 2015 09:25 PM (uTDRi)

77 Well none of the guys are looking at her face

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 30, 2015 09:26 PM (zOTsN)

78 Not these days. Maybe back then......

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 30, 2015 09:26 PM (5kNXS)

79 71 Kinda funny that they're using eighteen pounds of silicon, hair dye and makeup to advertise something that's 'all natural'
Posted by: Secundus at January

That's just moo moo like

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 09:26 PM (4ka5+)

80 She was following a $100 bill I was dragging.

Posted by: James Carville at January 30, 2015 09:26 PM (2o6Wj)

81 I'm not a big commenter on "This Chick Is Something/Nothing" threads.

Whenever we're talking about likes and dislikes, it is an odd quirk of "taste".

Whenever I say that I won't eat mushrooms, I am cascaded with friends, acquaintances and strangers chiding me for my particular taste buds.

Palettes change over time and things "become" something where there was once nothing. Who knows? Ten years from now, some mushrooms may taste less like dirt and more like this elusive steak-flavor that I've heard so much about.

If I don't want to be chided, lectured and nudged about one particular food?

...I certainly don't want to talk about/debate someone's daughter as if she were a fungus or a steak.

-Nor will I chide anyone for doing so.

'Murica.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 09:26 PM (16bOT)

82 Tits.

Uh, I mean, what a dumb spot.

And also, tits.

Posted by: cool arrow at January 30, 2015 09:26 PM (lAtKI)

83 63
Not one of you pointing out a flaw or two would turn a date with her down. If you were ever so lucky to get one.

Posted by: i4cu2 at January 30, 2015 09:22 PM (J7K5T)
Sorry, but I would turn her down. Putting aside the (honest, btw) claim that my wife is hotter, I even take umbrage with her being called the Next Kate Upton, sir.
Kate Upton is not a Butter Face. #MicDrop

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at January 30, 2015 09:27 PM (0cy7x)

84 That chick is far better than most morons could hope to score.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 09:27 PM (ucDmr)

85 Well none of the guys are looking at her face

***

She has a face?

Oh yeah, so she does!

Posted by: cool arrow at January 30, 2015 09:27 PM (lAtKI)

86 People are pissed off about this? Ugly people probably....inside ugly...

Of course, these are the same people that are going to be hunting down Benny Hill in the afterlife.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 30, 2015 09:27 PM (AC0lD)

87 I bet her back hurts.

Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2015 09:28 PM (btTLZ)

88
I have as much chance of getting a date with a hot super model as I have with winning the Power Ball.

and even less chance of keeping her interested long enough for her to even remember my name.

Posted by: Big Bubba's Licensed Tote and Fetch Drayage at January 30, 2015 09:28 PM (hhknc)

89 She claims she's in MENSA. Four days per month.

Posted by: Rolling Stone Fact Checker at January 30, 2015 09:28 PM (gwG9s)

90 It reminds me of that scene in Austin powers

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 30, 2015 09:29 PM (zOTsN)

91 72 Hah! In before all of the geezer morons tell us how all of the corpses from the 40s and 50s with their natural tits are hotter and sexier.
Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2015 09:24 PM (dVmLD)

Mammaries
Light the corners of my mind
Misty, water colored mammaries
Or the way they were

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 09:30 PM (2o6Wj)

92 Woof. Woof woof.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at January 30, 2015 09:30 PM (emnRW)

93 Lemme guess. This will replace the 6-dollar burger.

Posted by: CM at January 30, 2015 09:30 PM (0NdlF)

94 chance of getting a date with a hot super model as I have with winning the Power Ball.

Win the Power Ball and all that will change.

Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2015 09:31 PM (ztOda)

95 81 Ten years from now, some mushrooms may taste less like dirt and more like this elusive steak-flavor that I've heard so much about.

Hint: saute them gently in butter, and put them on an actual steak.

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2015 09:31 PM (qyomX)

96 I won't be able to sleep tonight until Rick Santorum tells me how to think about this shit. Hurry Ricky, I'm sleepy.

Posted by: dr kill at January 30, 2015 09:32 PM (emnRW)

97 Well the Powerball Saturday night is worth almost $200 million cash. IF you win. Might be able to tempt her, even if you look like Ethan Krupp and have the hygiene of Michael Moore.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 09:32 PM (YNFI+)

98 Hint: saute them gently in butter, and put them on an actual steak.
Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2015 09:31 PM (qyomX)

That's my usual solution. Seems to work out great...

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at January 30, 2015 09:32 PM (0cy7x)

99 94 chance of getting a date with a hot super model as I have with winning the Power Ball.

Win the Power Ball and all that will change.
Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2015 09:31 PM (ztOda

Even then what would she see in a guy in his mid50s ha ha

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 09:32 PM (4ka5+)

100 86 People are pissed off about this?

We call them Progressives. Who else could hate this?

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2015 09:32 PM (qyomX)

101 "Hint: saute them gently in butter, and put them on an actual steak."
-Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2015 09:31 PM (qyomX)

Go to Hell gently in butter.

I mean... *Thanks!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 09:33 PM (16bOT)

102 Butter Face

Posted by: Randy at January 30, 2015 09:33 PM (MO10a)

103 100 posts, and not a one OT yet. May be a record.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 09:33 PM (vPh3W)

104 Well any one of you would be lucky to hold the pail she spits that burger in to

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 30, 2015 09:33 PM (zOTsN)

105 Hah! In before all of the geezer morons tell us how all of the corpses from the 40s and 50s with their natural tits are hotter and sexier.

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2015 09:24 PM (dVmLD)

Corpses?

*fap*fap*fap*

Posted by: A Necrophile at January 30, 2015 09:33 PM (0Ew3K)

106 Will this be shown during LPGA tournaments?

Posted by: Udder Disbelief at January 30, 2015 09:33 PM (gwG9s)

107 101 Go to Hell gently in butter.
I mean... *Thanks!*

Well, if I had to go there, that would be the way to do it.

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2015 09:34 PM (qyomX)

108 Call me a prude if you will -
I just don't get it.

I mean, I GET it. I understand why they use this stuff to a advertise, I just don't get why it's "funny" or acceptable to...
awww, F it.

I'll lurk later.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 09:34 PM (3Eg8d)

109 Is this the broad that Bill Clinton was doing the boob cup with last month?

Posted by: dr kill at January 30, 2015 09:34 PM (emnRW)

110 Even then what would she see in a guy in his mid50s ha ha

What guy?

Posted by: Girl looking at pile of cash at January 30, 2015 09:35 PM (0NdlF)

111 97: Anna I've heard Michael ?Moore has no hygien. He can't even see or reach certain spots. So I've heard. Big fat fuckin dumbass.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 09:35 PM (ucDmr)

112 102
Butter Face
Posted by: Randy at January 30, 2015 09:33 PM (MO10a)

It may seem like I'm a picky douche but I completely agree. I know she's a person and I'm certainly no one to judge. I wish her every success. I simply don't get the comparisons to Kate Upton beyond the two glaringly obvious reasons.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at January 30, 2015 09:35 PM (0cy7x)

113 Bob Dole has found that Bob Dole gets the most rigid zucchini squash at this farmers market.

Posted by: Bob Dole at January 30, 2015 09:35 PM (uTDRi)

114 I would prefer Kate. Or Rock Hudson.

Posted by: Zombie Spencer Tracy at January 30, 2015 09:35 PM (gwG9s)

115 Somewhere, far, far away, Courtney Stoddard is thinking of her career and wondering where it all went wrong.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2015 09:35 PM (6C3ns)

116 I want a commercial with kittens in crochet airplane suits walking on a big map or something.

Posted by: SarahW's female gaze at January 30, 2015 09:36 PM (Lbv/k)

117 Here's the plan.

You can pre-reject her by telling her she's very beautiful and asking if she has a younger sister....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 30, 2015 09:36 PM (AC0lD)

118 Might be able to tempt her, even if you look like Ethan Krupp and have the hygiene of Michael Moore.

Michale Moore gots "hygiene"? Who knew?

And.....uh....oh yeah...tits!

Posted by: earl t at January 30, 2015 09:37 PM (fpd99)

119 Has anyone accused the complaining SJWs of slut shaming?

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 30, 2015 09:37 PM (zOTsN)

120 115
Somewhere, far, far away, Courtney Stoddard is thinking of her career and wondering where it all went wrong.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2015 09:35 PM (6C3ns)

Shut it down. Thread Winner.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at January 30, 2015 09:37 PM (0cy7x)

121 I hate this ad.

Posted by: Pajama Boy at January 30, 2015 09:37 PM (qyomX)

122 I say, my word. Most commendable.

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 09:38 PM (g/zj9)

123 119
Has anyone accused the complaining SJWs of slut shaming?
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 30, 2015 09:37 PM (zOTsN)

Of course not. Slut Shaming is like Climate Change. All Roads Lead To The Approved Narrative.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at January 30, 2015 09:38 PM (0cy7x)

124 Palettes change over time and things "become" something where there was once nothing. Who knows? Ten years from now, some mushrooms may taste less like dirt and more like this elusive steak-flavor that I've heard so much about.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 09:26 PM

Yeah. When a kid, maple nut ice cream was disgusting. Now, considerably older, it's tasty. A data miner could probably determine our ages just by the foods we eat.

Posted by: delurk ergo sum at January 30, 2015 09:39 PM (YVJI3)

125 She still ain't no Clydesdale.

Posted by: Bud Has to Speak at January 30, 2015 09:39 PM (gwG9s)

126 For those harshing the mellow, would you prefer to still be commenting in the Huntsman thread?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 09:39 PM (YNFI+)

127 "Well, if I had to go there, that would be the way to do it."
-Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2015 09:34 PM (qyomX)

Roger That! LMFAO!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 09:39 PM (16bOT)

128 She's got a weird looking face. It's either been worked over, or they're doing the video equivalent of photoshopping it somehow.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 09:39 PM (Dj0WE)

129
So you people are telling me that girls like that can be rented for an evening? (Meow!)

See, that's the humor. The guy's reaction, and the way their spouse reacts to the way the guy is reacting. And other guys laughing about how some of the guys are reacting. All over a hamburger!

Posted by: Big Bubba's Licensed Tote and Fetch Drayage at January 30, 2015 09:39 PM (hhknc)

130 Evening Horde.

I mean....daaaaayuuuum.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 09:39 PM (GEICT)

131 them on an actual steak.
Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2015 09:31 PM (qyomX)

Then scrape the mushrooms off the steak.

Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2015 09:39 PM (ztOda)

132 Well the Powerball Saturday night is worth almost $200 million cash. IF you win. Might be able to tempt her, even if you look like Ethan Krupp and have the hygiene of Michael Moore.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 09:32 PM

Nah. Just tell her you wanna bone her. Chicks dig that honesty shit.

Posted by: otho at January 30, 2015 09:40 PM (tBSrv)

133 Hey Coldbeer! Guess what I just finished up....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 09:40 PM (GEICT)

134 Then scrape the mushrooms off the steak.
Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2015 09:39 PM (ztOda)

Heresy.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at January 30, 2015 09:40 PM (0cy7x)

135 I do nice work eh?

Posted by: Canadian Plastic surgeons are us at January 30, 2015 09:41 PM (WNERA)

136 Mom would love her.

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 09:41 PM (g/zj9)

137 Mushrooms are mold. Fuck em.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 09:42 PM (ucDmr)

138 "Hey Coldbeer! Guess what I just finished up...."
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 09:40 PM (GEICT)

YES!!!

*stands up on chair*

YES!!!

*High-Five*, Brother! Can't Wait!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 09:42 PM (16bOT)

139 Yes I'm sure you would prefer Kate

Posted by: Ms Upton laughing so hard she can't breathe at January 30, 2015 09:42 PM (0wnRk)

140 BCochran has been made drift compatible again?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 09:42 PM (YNFI+)

141 Carl's Jr.

Fuck you! I'm baitin'!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Idiocracy Advertisement at January 30, 2015 09:43 PM (AFsCH)

142 I wasn't all natural. Made my money being a gross polluter. Styrofoam doesn't biodegrade.

Posted by: Jon Huntsman Sr. at January 30, 2015 09:43 PM (gwG9s)

143 this is the sort of low rent schtick that comedy central advertises for after 10pm.

what next for the superbowl, adam and eve commercials?

Let me guess, the burger's are shit.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 30, 2015 09:43 PM (3g9q6)

144 What shenanigans are you up to Slap?

Posted by: CM at January 30, 2015 09:43 PM (0NdlF)

145 Well. Alrighty then. Guess I'll be eating a burger....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 30, 2015 09:43 PM (60Vyp)

146 It's a Benny Hill skit, for God's sake. COMPLETELY STOLEN

Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 30, 2015 09:44 PM (XO6WW)

147 My eyes!
My eyes are up here!

Posted by: Casaba vendor at January 30, 2015 09:44 PM (0wnRk)

148 Slap: Remind your dad the NHRA starts next Friday.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 09:44 PM (ucDmr)

149 Is she on a sex island ? The Clinton Foundation needs to know. Now.

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at January 30, 2015 09:44 PM (gwG9s)

150 *High-Five*, Brother! Can't Wait!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 09:42 PM (16bOT)

Hahahahaha. I love the enthusiasm.

Little different than other posts. I took all the NL teams not mentioned last time and did a couple sentences on what they've done in the off season. Next post will do the same for the AL.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 09:45 PM (GEICT)

151
125 She still ain't no Clydesdale.
Posted by: Bud Has to Speak at January 30, 2015 09:39 PM (gwG9s)

Or the pit bull/wienie dog mix

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 09:45 PM (4ka5+)

152 Nothing is as racey or forbidden as comedy sketches from 40 years ago

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 30, 2015 09:45 PM (zOTsN)

153 Even if you notch the rack down to a normal size, she looks to be a good looking woman.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2015 09:45 PM (fL+1V)

154 Let me guess, the burger's are shit.

My last Carl's Jr. burger was excellent. I don't have any reason to think these are any less.

They'll cost you though. Those models charge a hefty penny to eat burgers on video.

Posted by: CM at January 30, 2015 09:45 PM (0NdlF)

155 Let me guess, the burger's are shit.
Posted by: joe-impeachin
---------------

Which is the reason for the babe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 09:45 PM (vPh3W)

156 That is trashy. Now get out of my way so I can see it better

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2015 09:45 PM (nzKvP)

157 146 It's a Benny Hill skit, for God's sake. COMPLETELY STOLEN

Tits. (c) Benny Hill 1955-1991 All Rights Reserved.

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2015 09:46 PM (qyomX)

158 156 That is trashy. Now get out of my way so I can see it better

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2015 09:45 PM (nzKvP)

That guy knows what I'm talking about.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 09:46 PM (GEICT)

159 137
Mushrooms are mold. Fuck em.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 09:42 PM (ucDmr)

It's a kind of especially delicious fungus. Calling edible mushrooms "mold" is like saying humans are dolphins. I take umbrage, sir!

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at January 30, 2015 09:47 PM (0cy7x)

160
I've also enjoyed Carl's Jr hamburger.
They are hamburgers. Get'm with cheese, strip of bacon.

Sometimes with secret sauce, or bbq sauce. If you are real lucky you can get green chiles on'm.

It's not like they are soy burgers.

Posted by: Big Bubba's Licensed Tote and Fetch Drayage at January 30, 2015 09:48 PM (hhknc)

161 Okay...what is that red double-orbed vegetable at 0:11?

It looks sort of like a tomato...or maybe a nectarine...but it's doubled.

Posted by: wheatie at January 30, 2015 09:48 PM (hX3bN)

162 I learned in an earlier thread that the same company owns Carl's Jr. and Hardees.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl's_Jr.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 09:49 PM (sdi6R)

163 Time for a cigarette.

Posted by: Caliban at January 30, 2015 09:49 PM (DrC22)

164 I see I missed this morning's memo. That error has been rectified.

Posted by: CitizenMonster at January 30, 2015 09:49 PM (0NdlF)

165 Mushrooms aren't that bad, unless its these mushrooms

http://youtu.be/ZCUXQivaHII

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 09:49 PM (YNFI+)

166 155 -

Last Hardees burger I ate, which is years ago, had a nasty aftertaste from the fake charcoal flavoring they put on it.

So yeah, fake artificially modified dame, artificially modified burgers.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 09:49 PM (Dj0WE)

167 Any ad with Ted Nugent is an ad I can endorse.

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at January 30, 2015 09:49 PM (Moh0M)

168 Bodacious tatas. Flat belly. An ass hawt enough to fry an egg. Obviously not a feminazi. Money.

What's not to like? I'm telling you right now if she played her cards right she could have me.

Posted by: Hank at January 30, 2015 09:50 PM (EU/xj)

169 I can see where homosexuals and unattractive women would be upset by this ad. Oh, and those who are routinely browbeaten by those two groups.

Posted by: Null at January 30, 2015 09:50 PM (xjpRj)

170 161 Okay...what is that red double-orbed vegetable at 0:11?
It looks sort of like a tomato...or maybe a nectarine...but it's doubled.

Heirloom tomato. They are exuberant about their shapes. It's on a stack of tomatoes, so easy call, otherwise it could have been a red bell pepper. Some kinds look like that occasionally.

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2015 09:50 PM (qyomX)

171 It looks sort of like a tomato...or maybe a nectarine...but it's doubled.

Thought it was an apple, but looking at the greenish/yellow one next to it, it looks like it's a tomato. Those can come in all weird shapes and sizes.

Posted by: CitizenMonster at January 30, 2015 09:50 PM (0NdlF)

172 This is trashy on the forest moon of Endor?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 30, 2015 09:50 PM (T1005)

173 159; You like, I hate, no biggie. I will not make a law against mushrooms.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 09:50 PM (ucDmr)

174 Man, I didn't know BurtTC was a hollywood actor.

I mean...you are one of the "It's disgusting" guys from Hitch, right?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 09:51 PM (GEICT)

175 I want it known

No secret sauce on my burger please

No secret sauce

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 30, 2015 09:51 PM (zOTsN)

176 Might be time to watch Idiocracy again

Would you like to try some BIG BOOB FRIES

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2015 09:51 PM (AVEe1)

177 love the guy at the end with the baguettes

Posted by: Caliban at January 30, 2015 09:51 PM (DrC22)

178 That's a tasty burger!

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at January 30, 2015 09:52 PM (gwG9s)

179 not sure where that is but i'm thinking about moving

Posted by: Caliban at January 30, 2015 09:52 PM (DrC22)

180 That wasn't a tomato, it was a butt plug.

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 30, 2015 09:52 PM (Moh0M)

181 This video does really need a volcano and SJW types throwing themselves in...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 09:52 PM (YNFI+)

182 "Hahahahaha. I love the enthusiasm.

Little different than other posts. I took all the NL teams not mentioned last time and did a couple sentences on what they've done in the off season. Next post will do the same for the AL."
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 09:45 PM (GEICT)

I'll take every bit of baseball I can get. ...especially here, amigo!

Even if your posts weren't well-written, (which is One-Hundred-Eighty-Degrees from what they have been), I would take it.

I enjoy your perspective and I'm just overjoyed to talk about the moves, the line-ups, the pitching staffs, the bullpens, the managers, the G.M.'s ...etc.

Hope Springs Eternal and brings upon it another Season.

Yeah, man. I'm passionate about baseball! *WOOT!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 09:53 PM (16bOT)

183 We're there. Bet you didn't see us.

Posted by: Nun and Penguin at January 30, 2015 09:54 PM (gwG9s)

184 174 -

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 09:54 PM (Dj0WE)

185 This is trashy on the forest moon of Endor?

Keep in mind what the Ewok's been known to do to trash...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at January 30, 2015 09:55 PM (m9V0o)

186 Yeah, man. I'm passionate about baseball! *WOOT!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 09:53 PM (16bOT)

18 days, 1 hr, 56 minutes until the first day of Spring Training.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 09:55 PM (GEICT)

187 Bodacious tatas. Flat belly. An ass hawt enough to fry an egg. Obviously not a feminazi. Money.
***
pause at :30 for some serioulsy sharp elbows.

would not bang. friend zone.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 30, 2015 09:55 PM (3g9q6)

188 "18 days, 1 hr, 56 minutes until the first day of Spring Training."
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 09:55 PM (GEICT)

*HAH!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 09:55 PM (16bOT)

189 Kinda funny that they're using eighteen pounds of silicon

11.5 lbs is the minimum for a Super Bowl commercial

Posted by: Roger Goodell at January 30, 2015 09:55 PM (FcR7P)

190 So, a double tomato then? ...Yeah, the skin on it does look more tomato-y than anything else.

The veggie placement in this video is truly artful. Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at January 30, 2015 09:55 PM (hX3bN)

191 Someone strap Lena Dunham to a chair and pin her eyes open like Clockwork Orange and force her to watch this over and over.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 30, 2015 09:57 PM (uTDRi)

192 The veggie placement in this video is truly artful. Heh.

They ripped off Austin Powers which ripped off another movie I can't remember.

Posted by: EC at January 30, 2015 09:57 PM (doBIb)

193 190 So, a double tomato then? ...Yeah, the skin on it does look more tomato-y than anything else.

Yeah. Actually, you've given me one of my rare moments of being glad I live in California. Heirloom tomato season is a big thing here, and it's not at all unusual to see one that looks like that. They look weird, and their shapes can be inconvenient but they taste really great.

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2015 09:58 PM (qyomX)

194 Made me want a taco.

Posted by: Phineas Freak at January 30, 2015 09:58 PM (gwG9s)

195 Meh.

Empirically, she's quite beautiful but somehow I just don't give a shit.

Prefer the agent 99 milf in the Bank of America commercials.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 30, 2015 09:59 PM (DDFkt)

196 *off to hit F5 on the main page*

Posted by: The Overnight Hat at January 30, 2015 09:59 PM (0Ew3K)

197 Prefer the agent 99 milf in the Bank of America commercials.

You mean the cat burglar from the Nationwide commercial?

Posted by: EC at January 30, 2015 09:59 PM (doBIb)

198 Ciao, Bella!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2015 09:59 PM (l3vZN)

199 You want her but you'll get me. And like it. Plus savings!

Posted by: Flo from Geico at January 30, 2015 10:00 PM (gwG9s)

200 192 The veggie placement in this video is truly artful. Heh.

They ripped off Austin Powers which ripped off another movie I can't remember.

--------

The strategically-placed-objects thing has been around for a looong time, EC.

You can see it old tin-type photos. It was employed in paintings before that.

Posted by: wheatie at January 30, 2015 10:01 PM (hX3bN)

201 Flo is an annoying twit shill for Progressive.

GEICO either has a gecko or a pig that needs to be slow cooked.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 10:02 PM (YNFI+)

202 She might as well carry a sign that says "You wish".

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 10:02 PM (ucDmr)

203 Historically, teams like the Padres haven't done well after trying to "Buy/Trade for an instant Team". The one team that went from just under .500 to prominence was the 1997 Florida Marlins.

While I don't believe that San Diego is a playoff team this season, they bought and traded their way into a "Window".

...which is something, I think.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:02 PM (16bOT)

204 >>>18 days, 1 hr, 56 minutes until the first day of Spring Training.

That's like three whole work weeks! Damn, I need to borrow that time machine ace totally doesn't have and only lets Mike Judge use.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 30, 2015 10:02 PM (e+1S5)

205 @195

She's cut too.

There is a Bank of America commercial with the theme from get smart and dishy older brunette in it.

She looks a little bit like Dana Delaney

Posted by: Kreplach at January 30, 2015 10:02 PM (DDFkt)

206 Butter faced and trashy. But a cute commercial.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 10:03 PM (Pauop)

207 201 Flo is an annoying twit shill for Progressive.

And a progressive herself, of the sort that would regard what she is doing as selling out, if it were someone other than her.

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2015 10:03 PM (qyomX)

208 'A Shot in the Dark' did it effectively. Elke Sommers.

Posted by: goatexchange at January 30, 2015 10:04 PM (ts8lY)

209 Tammy: Did you check out that tune I told you about last night? Just curious.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 10:04 PM (ucDmr)

210 202 She might as well carry a sign that says "You wish".
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo

Perfect. That's exactly what her expression says. A contrast with Kate Upton, whose expression says something like "wouldn't it be fun to be around me?"

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2015 10:04 PM (qyomX)

211 Actually I thought the previous Carl Jr commercials were more risqu�. And that means better. Even the Paris Hilton one.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 30, 2015 10:05 PM (cNJvW)

212 "That's like three whole work weeks! Damn, I need to borrow that time machine ace totally doesn't have and only lets Mike Judge use."
-Posted by: DC in River City at January 30, 2015 10:02 PM (e+1S5)

When I start hearing the games on AM Radio, I am instantly transported back to when I was twelve ...lol.

No time machine required!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:05 PM (16bOT)

213 GEICO either has a gecko or a pig that needs to be slow cooked.

I vote bacon.

Posted by: CitizenMonster at January 30, 2015 10:05 PM (0NdlF)

214 203 Historically, teams like the Padres haven't done well after trying to "Buy/Trade for an instant Team". The one team that went from just under .500 to prominence was the 1997 Florida Marlins.

While I don't believe that San Diego is a playoff team this season, they bought and traded their way into a "Window".

...which is something, I think.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:02 PM (16bOT)

The Marlins did it twice. 2003 was basically bought as well.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:05 PM (GEICT)

215 The mets are 9 deep in pitching and they will probably come in last in the division.

That's my baseball reality.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 30, 2015 10:08 PM (DDFkt)

216 *eyes sidebar*

*resumes plotting*

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at January 30, 2015 10:08 PM (IrByp)

217 How dare she eat that filthy burger.

Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at January 30, 2015 10:09 PM (Dwehj)

218 -Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 10:03 PM (Pauop)

I think I should apologize for how I characterized you a few nights ago on the ONT. I didn't mean to make you look like a jerk, but I think I did.

Sometimes, my drunken fingers fall heavy upon the keyboard and instead of grace and prose, I offer deadpan words of clumsy classlessness.

My apologies for making you think that you had ever made me angry. You Never Have. Ever.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:09 PM (16bOT)

219 215 The mets are 9 deep in pitching and they will probably come in last in the division.

That's my baseball reality.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 30, 2015 10:08 PM (DDFkt)

Year in and year out, the Mets have to be one of, if not the, biggest underachievers in the NL.

One of the morning sports talk guys is a huge Mets fan. His depression over the Mets is actually amusing. I think he declared them "dead" and the "season over" in like April last year.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:10 PM (GEICT)

220 ...a pig that needs to be slow cooked.

I sent them an email that said every time I see that pig it gives me another reason for not buying their insurance. They don't care.

The Icky Woods commercial almost makes up for the pig. Almost.

Posted by: Hank at January 30, 2015 10:10 PM (EU/xj)

221 If the islamofascists and the femifascists hate it, what can I do but like it??

Posted by: gm at January 30, 2015 10:10 PM (K0tm3)

222 You want her but you'll get me. And like it. Plus savings! Posted by: Flo from Geico

Flo, you weren't on GEICO. You were on Progressive and you plugged my butt but good with your strap-on when I used your services.

I'm glad, and my ass is glad, that I moved on.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2015 10:10 PM (AVEe1)

223 chavez, I did! Downloaded it this morning from Amazon. They remind me of Springsteen.

Thanks for the recommendation! I haven't listened to the entire thing yet, but so far, so good.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 10:10 PM (Pauop)

224 We are about to allow concealed carry on Texas college campuses. Disappointing that the Chancellor for Texas Is against it. Him being a former Admiral that helped plan the Bin Laden raid.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 30, 2015 10:11 PM (cNJvW)

225 220 The Icky Woods commercial almost makes up for the pig. Almost.

It was funny the first three times I saw it. Less so the next 29 times.

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2015 10:11 PM (qyomX)

226 For the Empress, previous SMOD events

http://www.ufunk.net/photos/sites-of-impact/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 10:12 PM (YNFI+)

227 All the way to the bank.

Posted by: uncle Ted at January 30, 2015 10:12 PM (+7hr5)

228 "The Marlins did it twice. 2003 was basically bought as well."
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:05 PM (GEICT)

That's why you write 'em and I just comment on 'em... lol.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:12 PM (16bOT)

229 >>>It was funny the first three times I saw it. Less so the next 29 times.

Disagree.

Gonna get some cold cuts today!

Posted by: DC in River City at January 30, 2015 10:12 PM (e+1S5)

230 223: Springsteen dreams he sounded that good. The music business is fickle.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 10:12 PM (ucDmr)

231 It was funny the first three times I saw it. Less so the next 29 times.

Piker.

Posted by: Rob Lowe at January 30, 2015 10:12 PM (Dwehj)

232 Point of clarity=>When they are that big, they are no longer "tits." They become boobs, plain and simple.

Check the AoSHq Style Guide, folks.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2015 10:12 PM (+YMhA)

233 That's why you write 'em and I just comment on 'em... lol.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:12 PM (16bOT)

Lol. Nah, the Marlins are sorta local-ish and same division as the Braves, so I'm well aware of their crap.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:13 PM (GEICT)

234 @219

They never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

We needed a big bat and a shortstop and had a crap ton of pitching to trade.

Didn't get a shortstop and manage to get a guy that breaks down.

So I am looking forward to all of the 1-0 and 2-1 games they will be losing this year.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 30, 2015 10:14 PM (DDFkt)

235 Does the ONT need some encouragement?
http://tinyurl.com/k2dp6wk

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at January 30, 2015 10:14 PM (zauWW)

236 My next character will be a burger eating sex bomb, a version of my cousin Lena.

Posted by: Jeff Dunham at January 30, 2015 10:15 PM (gwG9s)

237 Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:09 PM (16bOT)

Aw, slap, NO ONE makes ANYONE else look like jerk. You are either a jerk , or you are not.

I was a jerk. It was not my intent to be that way, I swear.

I thought I was merely begging and pleading and imploring and throwing a tantrum, which is admittedly bad enough, but it came across as bossy and rude and jerky.

I may not have made you mad, but it bothered you and I am mortified.

And I am very sorry!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 10:15 PM (Pauop)

238 How the Mets get injured and underachieve year-after-year is just silly.

They will forever be the "Lastings Milledge" of baseball.

"Five-Tool Whoops"

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:15 PM (16bOT)

239 Oh En Tee....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 30, 2015 10:16 PM (z2f1n)

240 Are we all gonna hug now?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:16 PM (GEICT)

241 Tammy: Keyboard issues fixed?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 10:16 PM (ucDmr)

242 You two need to get a virtual room.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 30, 2015 10:16 PM (cNJvW)

243 -Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 10:15 PM (Pauop)

You keep being who you are and doing what you do. I'm a Moron with thick skin, darlin'!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:16 PM (16bOT)

244 She's got a weird looking face. It's either been worked over, or they're doing the video equivalent of photoshopping it somehow.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 09:39 PM (Dj0WE

Big nose. May or may not have been worked on. Sandra Bullock and Melissa Rivers have a similar look.

Looks as though someone used foreceps on their nose and kept right on pulling it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 10:17 PM (Pauop)

245 'Murica!

Hell, Yeah!!

Posted by: Vlad Putin at January 30, 2015 10:17 PM (NdrZq)

246 Morons... maybe I can still get "NINE" on the ONT.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:17 PM (16bOT)

247 232 -

You sure about that? I think it's "byoobs." (Differentially spelled, of course, it's all about the exaggeration).

Assuming we're talking about the surgically enhanced kind. If they are natural gifts from God, then thou shalt not address them directly, by word nor deed, neither shalst thou dwelleth with thine eyes for more than five seconds. Four seconds is not enough, six is too many, and three is right out!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 10:20 PM (Dj0WE)

248 Tammy: Keyboard issues fixed?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 10:16 PM (ucDmr)

Well, yes and no. It wasn't a keyboard issue at all, I think I disabled all my drivers. The keyboard drama came in because it quit working when allt he red xs showed up in the taskbar.

I wasn't able to do the usual fixes...touchpad/keyboard/cursor didn't work in safe mode, or the cmd prompt thing, so forth.

Thor is going to get me a new laptop tomorrow, but in the meantime he wiped this one so I could go online.

It got stuck in a configuration loop, but I just Tasked Managed that bitch and kept on.

Now the damned cursor is all janky, though, very sensitive and it highlights every thing.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 10:22 PM (Pauop)

249 Pretty sure the closest I'll ever get to her will be a burger, but with a vivid imagination...

Really though, I'm to old for that, she'd kill me and I'd die happy.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at January 30, 2015 10:22 PM (baiNQ)

250 244 -

Yeah, but I'm really not sure if it's surgery she had, or if they did some monkeying around with the video. CGI nose and upper lip manipulation, or something.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 10:23 PM (Dj0WE)

251 I live in central Florida, we don't have Carl's Jr, or Hardy's. That sucks because they do have the best burgers of the major chains.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 30, 2015 10:23 PM (NaeCR)

252 Is it just me or is she a bit of a butterface?

Posted by: BossyKitten at January 30, 2015 10:27 PM (pnwfX)

253 Yes, yes it is...

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at January 30, 2015 10:30 PM (B3gSz)

254
252
Is it just me or is she a bit of a butterface?

Posted by: BossyKitten

Maybe not a butterface... but her lips look like they may have had a few rounds with the barbed cock of satan.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 30, 2015 10:36 PM (NaeCR)

255 BUNK!!11!1!!1!1!!

Posted by: Ab at January 30, 2015 10:45 PM (DBEQZ)

256 "When I start hearing the games on AM Radio, I am instantly transported back to when I was twelve ...lol."

I have a 1933 RCA AM/SW cathedral radio. It has that big old magnetic speaker that makes everything sound better. Time to power it up, attach an antenna and see if it works. We can only get the Nationals AM broadcasts during the day. (Thank goodness for FM at night.) That sound would be some serious nostalgia.

Posted by: JTB at January 30, 2015 11:25 PM (FvdPb)

257 Filth?!? I like this kind of filth.
More filth please!!
And put some bacon on that burger!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 31, 2015 12:47 AM (O3k74)

258 Huckabee may be an idiot, but he is right on this. We are in the same position as Rome, pleasuring ourselves to death. There has to be some limit to how far we go with sex, gluttony, pleasure, etc...

You know what is really, really depressing for a true Christian in America? The fact that even in our own base--the Republican party/ Conservative movement--we are aliens. We might as well just give up, since we've lost the culture war that will kill our country one way or another. Thats the kicker--we can win elections, we can kick out communism, we can purge our party, blah blah blah...but in the end, America will still end up dead as a doornail. We are pleasuring ourselves to death, just like Aldous Huxley predicted. "We objected to morality because it interfered with our sexual freedom"--Huxley.

A ramble, but oh well. Just figured Id say it. Cheers.

Posted by: Jon at January 31, 2015 12:55 AM (rqd0u)

259 Where I come from we call this "hot", but then we have penises, and we know how to use them...

Posted by: Tortillapete at January 31, 2015 01:05 AM (EBKDc)

260 Ace: vigorously ready to express his opinion that other people shouldn't express their opinions about what still other people should express.

"We must just pray that when your head's finished turning, your face is to the front again." --Sir Thomas More (Paul Scofield), "A Man For All Seasons"

Posted by: Demosthenes at January 31, 2015 01:12 AM (kNw9i)

261 Some girls don't even have one boobeh that nice, let alone two.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 31, 2015 07:42 AM (TIgJq)

262 I'd eat that!

Posted by: PaleoMoron at January 31, 2015 08:40 AM (16Oo2)

263 Women hate her because she's trashy!

Men love her because she's trashy!

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 31, 2015 09:55 AM (tCODv)

264
I have as much chance of getting a date with a hot super model as I have with winning the Power Ball.

of course if you win the power ball firstyour chances of getting a date with a hot super modelgreatly increases

Posted by: kj at January 31, 2015 12:15 PM (lKyWE)

265 That girl SO looks like my high school girlfriend. I wonder if I have a daughter I don't know about?

Posted by: J. Moses Browning at January 31, 2015 03:32 PM (Yrp6p)

266 They cheated. In several of the frames she did not have that top on. We would have seen the straps.

Posted by: Huggy at January 31, 2015 04:36 PM (PGh+Q)

267 Well, consider it this way: they could have had Cynthia McKinney to do it instead.

Posted by: sestamibi at January 31, 2015 09:06 PM (OfVFX)

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