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Overnight Open Thread (30 Jan 2015)
Good Samaritan Laws
What to do about climate change is another issue. Nearly two-thirds of scientists favored building more nuclear power plants, but only 45 percent of the public did. But more of the public favored offshore drilling for oil and fracking than scientists did.Speaking of nukes, this post on geo-engineering with nukes actually presents a solution to two problems. Militant Islam and Climate Change. I'm willing to believe in human caused climate change if it means that we just might take off and nuke the jihadi's from orbit. Weather Uncertainties After some of the busted blizzard forecasts for some areas last weekend, the weather service is being pushed to communicate forecast uncertainty more clearly. That's a novel idea. And since they can't even get a few day forecast right, how about adding this forecast uncertainty to AGW/Climate Change forecasts? None of them have been remotely accurate. Star Wars Canon Hope they incorporate some Tim Zahn stuff down the road.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 30, 2015 10:15 PM (eLjug)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 30, 2015 10:15 PM (5kNXS)
http://tinyurl.com/nlzjcyo
They're going to show the Prophet from the neck-down, apparently.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2015 10:16 PM (AVEe1)
The Islamic State calls itself Islamic. The Islamic State declares that it is motivated by Islam. The Islamic State declares that it wants to impose Islamic law. To any rational person it is clear that the Islamic State is motivated by Islam. One can argue that their views on Islam are incorrect, and in that way are un-Islamic, but it is disingenuous at best to deny that the Islamic State doesn't have anything to do with Islam. To be charitable, it may be due to stupidity.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8156
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 30, 2015 10:16 PM (0Ew3K)
{waves hand}
Those aren't the Islamists that you are looking for.
Posted by: Obi-Wan Kerry at January 30, 2015 10:17 PM (93D1V)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at January 30, 2015 10:18 PM (gwG9s)
http://tinyurl.com/o3mljys
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2015 10:18 PM (AVEe1)
Word.
Posted by: Edward Teller at January 30, 2015 10:18 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:18 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Comrade Pi at January 30, 2015 10:19 PM (lf/74)
Posted by: CDR M at January 30, 2015 10:19 PM (93D1V)
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:19 PM (GevBr)
Posted by: Christina Hendricks at January 30, 2015 10:20 PM (qyomX)
But that was a long time ago. I wonder if it's still in effect?
Posted by: wheatie at January 30, 2015 10:21 PM (hX3bN)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:21 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:21 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: wheatie at January 30, 2015 10:21 PM (hX3bN)
In one of the HQ Facebook groups the other day, a medical field Moron was recommending, and I believe linked an article, that adults who were vaccinated as kids go get a booster. They're not really sure how long the childhood vaccines last. Could be anywhere from 20-40 years.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:22 PM (GEICT)
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:21 PM (GEICT)
People who Luuuurrrve mushrooms.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:22 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Mother of Dragoons at January 30, 2015 10:22 PM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 10:23 PM (4ka5+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2015 10:23 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 30, 2015 10:23 PM (5kNXS)
Posted by: Comrade Moron April at January 30, 2015 10:23 PM (tgGL4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL6CDFn2i3I
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2015 10:24 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:21 PM (GEICT)
Can't think of a single soul...but the day ain't over yet.
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:24 PM (DGCjS)
Slap, that's what we call "stink-eye" - and he's damned good at it.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 10:24 PM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:22 PM (16bOT)
Fungus that grows in shit. No thanks.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:24 PM (GEICT)
The Torah portion for this week has Moses and his posse, er, the Israelites just starting out in the desert after the plagues, etc. At one point, they encounter and do battle with the Amelekites. I'm reading the translation, and all I see is "The people are attacked by the Amelekites, who are defeated by Moses' prayers and an army raised by Joshua."
But mostly, an army raised by Joshua.
(Couldn't resist)
Posted by: speedster1 at January 30, 2015 10:25 PM (1brdf)
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:24 PM (DGCjS)
Hope to! People are counting on you!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:25 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2015 10:26 PM (qyomX)
-Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2015 10:23 PM (u82oZ)
Thank you, Sir! I have no idea why that keeps happening. I can nail "First" or "NINE" 90% of the time I'm here.
...oddity.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:26 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 10:26 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:26 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Comrade Moron April at January 30, 2015 10:23 PM (tgGL4)
I am in skating rink hell.
Today my very good friend and range partner's girlfriend tried to introduce me to someone who is younger than my oldest daughter. AWKWARD!!!
Yeah, he's a few years younger than me and she's a few more years younger than him.
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:26 PM (ROzHf)
Those are the MAGICAL kind of mushroom . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iA7wdO00VI
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2015 10:26 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 30, 2015 10:26 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Moses at January 30, 2015 10:27 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at January 30, 2015 10:27 PM (1brdf)
Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 30, 2015 10:28 PM (/pOl7)
On a brighter note, our new great governor of Texas, Greg Abbott, has declared February 2nd Chris Kyle Day in Texas! We don't forget our heros!
Posted by: lindafell in her own time zone at January 30, 2015 10:28 PM (LbPGR)
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:28 PM (ROzHf)
Today my very good friend and range partner's girlfriend tried to introduce me to someone who is younger than my oldest daughter. AWKWARD!!!
But is she half plus seven?
Posted by: CitizenMonster at January 30, 2015 10:28 PM (0NdlF)
Kraken is yummy. That is all.
Well, almost all. Expect my comment coherence to drop below my normal sub-literate levels soon.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 30, 2015 10:28 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Comrade Moron April at January 30, 2015 10:29 PM (tgGL4)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 10:29 PM (ucDmr)
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:21 PM (GEICT)
People who Luuuurrrve mushrooms.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:22 PM (16bOT)
Siete tutti bastardi
Posted by: Mario e Luigi at January 30, 2015 10:29 PM (0Ew3K)
Chuck Ross @ChuckRossDC 4m
Crazy story. CIA and Mossad killed senior Hezbollah figure in car bombing http://wapo.st/1wKU9f0
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 30, 2015 10:30 PM (ZPrif)
Well, almost all. Expect my comment coherence to drop below my normal sub-literate levels soon.
So you eat cthulhu's cousin and lose sanity.
Hrm.
Posted by: CitizenMonster at January 30, 2015 10:30 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: jmel at January 30, 2015 10:30 PM (cfFqn)
-Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 10:24 PM (3Eg8d)
Indeed, he is! *Tssssst!*
*gets dog to show belly*
Dees ees goo doag. Iyam doughmeenan. Doag ees someeseeve.
*Tssssst!*
Now doag know I am doughmeenan.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:30 PM (16bOT)
The Israeli press is going all-out against Hezb:
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4621127,00.html
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2015 10:31 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: CitizenMonster at January 30, 2015 10:28 PM (0NdlF)
Actually no...a year younger than that...which would put her at Eldest Son's age.
awkward, indeed. But ok to feel flattered, right?
Posted by: Comrade Moron April at January 30, 2015 10:29 PM (tgGL4)
I don't know how flattered either one of us were when she found out I was almost old enough to be her dad (eldest daughter was part of a package deal, I didn't help to make her).
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:31 PM (ROzHf)
Posted by: J. Random Dude at January 30, 2015 10:31 PM (8OfdL)
-Posted by: Mario e Luigi at January 30, 2015 10:29 PM (0Ew3K)
Like I said in the last thread...
...see?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:32 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:21 PM (GEICT)
----
I was verbally counseled for defacing (enhancing) a photo of our director with lipstick smears. There may have been a little tongue involved too.
It was just giddy high spirits!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 30, 2015 10:32 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 10:26 PM (ucDmr)
I'm a mushroom at work, kept in the dark and fed bullshit
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 10:32 PM (4ka5+)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 30, 2015 10:32 PM (ZPrif)
--------------------
Yeah, but did she like your skirt?
Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 10:33 PM (3Eg8d)
Aldridge Ames anyone? Or Lil Miss Super Secret Agent giving pressers Val Plame.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 10:33 PM (YNFI+)
But they succumb to time and gravity. And it's not a pretty picture.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 30, 2015 10:33 PM (RZzX3)
I like John Schindler's take on this, which is that when politicians and the media repeat endlessly their variations on the theme that "these terror attacks have no religious motive", what that translates into in plain language is "please refrain from drawing the obvious conclusion".
Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2015 10:34 PM (noWW6)
That's a tough read. Inspiring as hell, and made me feel about 1 foot tall compared to those giants. But still, a very tough read.
I think about it whenever I'm feeling hurt or sick or whatever, and it reminds me to shut the fuck up and get to work. At least no one is shooting at me.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 30, 2015 10:34 PM (e+1S5)
It was just giddy high spirits!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 30, 2015 10:32 PM (KH1sk)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:34 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: J. Random Dude at January 30, 2015 10:31 PM (8OfdL)
I don't know if she is quite moron material. Pardon me, Comrade Moron material, that is. She seemed surprised that I was armed. I told her if I'm not naked in my living room I'm probably armed.
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:34 PM (ROzHf)
Thanks for a bright note Linda
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 10:35 PM (4ka5+)
Posted by: fairweatherbill holding dominion over the nether regions at January 30, 2015 10:35 PM (J6jNv)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 10:33 PM (3Eg8d)
I think I just heard Cochran screaming all the way from Florida.
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 10:35 PM (kI/Ja)
http://tinyurl.com/jwmfctl
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 10:35 PM (YNFI+)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 10:33 PM (3Eg8d)
Too fcuking cold for that shit.
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:35 PM (ROzHf)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 10:36 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 10:35 PM (kI/Ja)
Grrrrrr.......
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:36 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2015 10:36 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 10:35 PM (kI/Ja)
wait for it...
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:36 PM (ROzHf)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 10:36 PM (YNFI+)
Some "Hey, Nineteen" moments?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 30, 2015 10:37 PM (RZzX3)
Posted by: fairweatherbill holding dominion over the nether regions at January 30, 2015 10:35 PM (J6jNv)
Me too!
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:37 PM (ROzHf)
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 10:35 PM (kI/Ja)
wait for it...
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:36 PM (ROzHf)
*drunken BC*
"IT'S NOT A FUCKING SKIRT!!! IT'S A KILT, ASSHOLE!!!"
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:38 PM (GEICT)
A. the redhead
B. the mushrooms
C. All the above
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 10:36 PM (YNFI+)
Cook the mushrooms in the booze for the redhead.
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:38 PM (ROzHf)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 30, 2015 10:38 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:39 PM (ROzHf)
A. the redhead
B. the mushrooms
C. All the above"
-Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 10:36 PM (YNFI+)
This seems like that DOS game, "Westward Trail", or "Oklahoma Trail", or "Something Trail".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:39 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Comrade Pi at January 30, 2015 10:39 PM (lf/74)
Meh. But for an accident of geography Cougar could have been the babysitter I had a crush on.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 30, 2015 10:39 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:39 PM (ROzHf)
You really didn't know that was going on?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:39 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 30, 2015 10:37 PM (RZzX3)
Some kind of moments anyway.
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:40 PM (ROzHf)
A. the redhead
B. the mushrooms
C. All the above
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)
Yes
Yes
Yes
It's also useful when bathing.
Posted by: fairweatherbill holding dominion over the nether regions at January 30, 2015 10:40 PM (J6jNv)
-Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:38 PM (ROzHf)
DOS Response: "I cannot understand that command".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:40 PM (16bOT)
And then you got the other third of scientists wanting to build solar panels and windmills, effectively screwing up your energy generation just like Spain and Germany are doing.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 30, 2015 10:40 PM (d7XFS)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 10:40 PM (3Eg8d)
I am shocked, frankly.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 10:41 PM (Dj0WE)
I'm kinda figuring that an update on smallpox and polio would be useful.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2015 10:41 PM (noWW6)
After some of the busted blizzard forecasts for some areas last weekend, the weather service is being pushed to communicate forecast uncertainty more clearly."
LOL. The issue isn't the certainty of weather forecasts. Everyone with half a brain knows that they are educated guesses. The issue is the nanny state nitwits in New York who used the fact that there MIGHT be 30 inches of snow as an excuse to interfere in everyone's life.
Here's how us dumb ol' rubes in the midwest handle predicted blizzards. It's PREDICTED that there will be 2 feet or more of snow tomorrow, or worse yet, sleet. Teachers and students watch for the snow to start and go to bed with hope for a snow day tomorrow.
The local school district's head of transportation gets up at 4 in the morning and drives around, or if it's really bad makes his decision without leaving his driveway. The decision is based on what is happening at 5 A.M. The only way they call off schools 10 P. M. the night before, is if there is already a ton of snow and it is going to keep snowing all night. This almost never happens.
Often, even if it is snowing hard the night before, the plows are out all night, and the roads aren't that bad by morning.
What happened in NYC was stupidity on the part of the mayor and governor.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2015 10:41 PM (875qO)
Posted by: jmel at January 30, 2015 10:30 PM (cfFqn)
Hola. Dame mi operación de cambio de sexo.
Posted by: A Downtrodden Guatamalan Youth at January 30, 2015 10:41 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Roy at January 30, 2015 10:41 PM (fWLrt)
BC defends the Tartan wearer from the jibes of drunken fratboys.
Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2015 10:41 PM (w3a0Z)
This right here is awesome. Does Alextopia have an official Portrait Enhancer yet?
Posted by: DC in River City at January 30, 2015 10:42 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:38 PM (GEICT)
You keep telling yourself that.
Maybe one day you will believe it yourself.
[Braves fans -- skirt/kilt wearers. What's the difference?]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 10:42 PM (Zu3d9)
Need to be killing their generals, errr, clerics.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 30, 2015 10:42 PM (NaeCR)
I can't make heads or tails of that chart but I guess I would not let the possibility of being sued stop me.
Oh, and my lunch was *not* comp'd.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone from her sick bed at January 30, 2015 10:42 PM (9BRsg)
-Posted by: A Downtrodden Guatamalan Youth at January 30, 2015 10:41 PM (0Ew3K)
Muy Bien! Tengo un rubber.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:42 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:39 PM (16bOT)
Oregon Trail
Posted by: You have died of dysentery at January 30, 2015 10:42 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 10:40 PM (3Eg8d)
*Pulls out sunglasses*
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 10:42 PM (kI/Ja)
Here: http://tinypic.com/r/1dd1x/8
http://tinypic.com/r/24qnx1h/8
She was just shy of 16 in the first pic, just shy of 17 in the second.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:43 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: jmel at January 30, 2015 10:30 PM (cfFqn)
----
Those sniveling snools need to be slapped, of course, but I also chalk it up to the success of the vaccination programs. My parents lived through polio scares and epidemics, so they made sure we got every shot available. Mine and succeeding generations never really spared a thought about it and took it for granted.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 30, 2015 10:43 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: DC in River City at January 30, 2015 10:39 PM (e+1S5)
Thinking long term here, I think it would be a leeetle creepy to introduce "your new mom" to my daughter if she's older than said "new mom". Not that
I'd introduce anyone quite that way, but you get the idea.
You really didn't know that was going on?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:39 PM (GEICT)
Like I give a shit what some effeminate douchenozzles are talking about, all I remember was you bellowing out.
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:44 PM (QT9gK)
Posted by: You have died of dysentery at January 30, 2015 10:42 PM (0Ew3K)
HAHA!
Now I want to play, and likely lose, Oregon Trail. And Carmen Sandiego.
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 10:44 PM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: jmel at January 30, 2015 10:30 PM (cfFqn)
At least Jemmy McCarthy looks great naked......
http://tinyurl.com/nnw77dd
Very NSFW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 10:44 PM (Zu3d9)
You are so screwed in ... 13? 14? years.
Posted by: CitizenMonster at January 30, 2015 10:44 PM (0NdlF)
Maybe one day you will believe it yourself.
[Braves fans -- skirt/kilt wearers. What's the difference?]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 10:42 PM (Zu3d9)
*shakes head*
CBD misses the story.
I wasn't wearing the kilt, GGE was. Some stupid pop collared broseph drunkenly referred to it as a skirt. I.....objected and corrected.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:44 PM (GEICT)
Not like nobel Obama who does not use perfidy. He uses hellfire missiles fired from drones which is a perfectly legal use of state craft.
Posted by: Hyper Fennec at January 30, 2015 10:45 PM (dvSbb)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 30, 2015 10:45 PM (RZzX3)
But wouldn't you have a temptation to drink it while bathing?
Do you really want to know what your butt tastes like?
Posted by: CitizenMonster at January 30, 2015 10:46 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: CitizenMonster at January 30, 2015 10:44 PM (0NdlF)
*sigh*
My eldest is 7, youngest is 4.
Utterly fucked.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:46 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:44 PM (GEICT)
Uh...no.
Kilts and skirts are interchangeable.
They are both worn by women.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 10:46 PM (Zu3d9)
Very NSFW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 10:44 PM (Zu3d9)
*******
Tinyurl gave you a very appropriate 2 last characters for that link.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 30, 2015 10:46 PM (eLjug)
-Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 10:42 PM (Zu3d9)
The 1995 World Series was predicated on the threat of umpires Taking It In The Ass, should they not give Atlanta that strike-zone.
Bobby "Cocks" was a Prison Warden of "Social Justice".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:46 PM (16bOT)
Here: http://tinypic.com/r/1dd1x/8
http://tinypic.com/r/24qnx1h/8
She was just shy of 16 in the first pic, just shy of 17 in the second.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:43 PM (GEICT)
not helping...
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:46 PM (N56h9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 10:47 PM (YNFI+)
Posted by: lindafell in her own time zone at January 30, 2015 10:28 PM (LbPGR)
Only thing better would be to make February 3rd, "F U, Michael Moore Day".
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2015 10:47 PM (875qO)
Ahh, I've identified the problem. Have six or seven shots of tequila, think it over real good for at least five seconds, then act.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 30, 2015 10:47 PM (e+1S5)
Kilts and skirts are interchangeable.
They are both worn by women.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 10:46 PM (Zu3d9)
*sigh*
Fool
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:47 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:43 PM (GEICT)
Do you think those pictures are sexy?
If you are in a state like California, that means you are a sick pervert who should be labeled a monster for life (unless you are a lesbian or a Hollywood producer, of course).
If you are in a state like Oklahoma, that means that you are recognized for being a normal heterosexual male (or lesbian).
Posted by: Hat of Consent at January 30, 2015 10:47 PM (0Ew3K)
I doubt that Mossad spend much if any time these days keeping Langley in the loop on their activities.
Even in the public domain, the quiet chatter is to the effect that the USA has permanently damaged its relationships with intelligence agencies in friendly countries with crap like the Feinstein report. One can only imagine how bad and bitter it is in private.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2015 10:48 PM (noWW6)
I drink water, but not bathwater. Same applies to booze. I'm not that hard up.
Posted by: fairweatherbill holding dominion over the nether regions at January 30, 2015 10:48 PM (J6jNv)
collared broseph drunkenly referred to it as a skirt. I.....objected and
corrected.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:44 PM (GEICT)
This incident occurred in the aftermath of the NoVaMoMee. I can assure you that although I missed the aftermath, Cochran was wearing pants and GGE was wearing a kilt. And I blushed when the latter walked into the room at the place where we held the NoVaMoMee.
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 10:49 PM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: William Wallace at January 30, 2015 10:49 PM (93D1V)
If you are in a state like California, that means you are a sick pervert who should be labeled a monster for life (unless you are a lesbian or a Hollywood producer, of course).
If you are in a state like Oklahoma, that means that you are recognized for being a normal heterosexual male (or lesbian).
Posted by: Hat of Consent at January 30, 2015 10:47 PM (0Ew3K)
1) I live in Florida
2) I am 33
3) She is under 18
4) I will therefore shut the fuck up on my opinion of said pictures
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:49 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2015 10:49 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 10:46 PM (Zu3d9)
Says a dildo owned by a dude.
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:49 PM (N56h9)
Killer body. Very average face, and I don't care for the bottle blonde look. If you're gonna dye your hair, go ginger or go home.
Still and all...like the fist of an angry god.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 30, 2015 10:50 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:49 PM (N56h9)
Hahahahahahahahah
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:50 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: lindafell in her own time zone at January 30, 2015 10:28 PM (LbPGR)
Only thing better would be to make February 3rd, "F U, Michael Moore Day".
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2015 10:47 PM (875qO)
Followed by February 4th, "F U, Jesse Ventura Day".
Posted by: The Bi*chsmacking Hat at January 30, 2015 10:50 PM (0Ew3K)
Mushrooms DO NOT suck.
Sauteed with a rare cheeseburger on a lightly toasted sourdough bun with a slab of purple onion.
Accompanied by chips and a beverage of your choice they are culinary primacy.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 30, 2015 10:50 PM (jeCnD)
Dude... I can't believe that we haven't driven "Buzzsaw90" from this place after he talked about "passing the test" while sleeping in a van with his own niece.
The answer to your question is "No".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:51 PM (16bOT)
She looks like a young girl, trying too hard to look grown up.
I have no idea who she is, by the way.
Noticing she has breasts though doesn't make you a prevert, it means your eyeballs are working.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 10:51 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 10:40 PM (3Eg8d)
Need a roster
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 10:51 PM (4ka5+)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:49 PM (GEICT)
Just wait until you drive your 18 and 15 year old daughters to school and see their friends walking into the building.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 10:51 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:49 PM (N56h9)
Actually...*looks at CBD's nic*..I think he's a dildo used by a dude.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:51 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 10:51 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 10:49 PM (kI/Ja)
Gotta admit though, it was unique.
And now skating rink hell is closing, so I'm off to make the journey home. Be back in a bit.
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:52 PM (li21A)
The answer to your question is "No".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:51 PM (16bOT)
Oh gross. I remember that but didn't remember who.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:52 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:49 PM (N56h9)
It's tough typing "fcuk you!" when I am chuckling.......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 10:53 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 10:49 PM (kI/Ja)
Gotta admit though, it was unique.
And now skating rink hell is closing, so I'm off to make the journey home. Be back in a bit.
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 10:52 PM (li21A)
Of course, later on I was bouncing on a mini-trampoline, so I survived.
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 10:53 PM (kI/Ja)
Let's be honest here.
NO intelligence agency in the world shares what they know or do with all or any of the others.
It's all selective. It's all done with a goal in mind. They don't trust each other and they certainly don't trust those that are over seen by civilian politicians who's loyalties are always suspect.
So let's not pretend that Israel has been totally open and frank up until lately. And there's nothing wrong with that.
It's a finite ball of dirt we live on. Zero sum game in so many ways. Everyone's playing for the best position they can manage by bluff, bluster or bullying.
Anyone whining about in the US is just being naive or has an ulterior motive.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 30, 2015 10:53 PM (RZzX3)
Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 10:53 PM (sdi6R)
Ten percent chance of rain/snow. Out in Albuquerque the weather forecast was the same every day; twenty percent chance of rain. Every day you could look out over the valley and see rain falling. It was twenty percent chance it would rain on you. They call it 'monsoon season'.
In Phoenix, it would rain on one side of the street and not on the other side.
Posted by: Hyper Fennec at January 30, 2015 10:53 PM (dvSbb)
-Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 10:53 PM (Zu3d9)
Yeah... that was Restaurant Quality Snark!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:54 PM (16bOT)
Sauteed with a rare cheeseburger on a lightly toasted sourdough bun with a slab of purple onion.
Accompanied by chips and a beverage of your choice they are culinary primacy.
Posted by: irongrampa
Here, here!
Posted by: fairweatherbill holding dominion over the nether regions at January 30, 2015 10:54 PM (J6jNv)
Posted by: CDR M at January 30, 2015 10:54 PM (93D1V)
If you are in a state like California, that means you are a sick pervert who should be labeled a monster for life (unless you are a lesbian or a Hollywood producer, of course).
If you are in a state like Oklahoma, that means that you are recognized for being a normal heterosexual male (or lesbian).
Posted by: Hat of Consent at January 30, 2015 10:47 PM (0Ew3K)
1) I live in Florida
2) I am 33
3) She is under 18
4) I will therefore shut the fuck up on my opinion of said pictures
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January
I can appreciate those sentiments
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 10:54 PM (4ka5+)
http://tinyurl.com/jwmfctl
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 10:35 PM (YNFI+)
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Haha Anna! Don't H8, but I'm an Open Doublets advocate. And codpieces are highly encouraged in the Dungeon of Discord because Safety is Job 1.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 30, 2015 10:54 PM (KH1sk)
At my daughter's h.s. graduation, I'm walking toward the building behind these girls whose rear ends are about at my eye level. Legs all the way up, as they say.
I didn't feel old, I didn't feel like a pervert. I felt short.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 10:54 PM (Dj0WE)
Well, I am not going to clarify for you.
It was a spur-of-the-moment decision to use the nic.....and it just got away from me!
I blame Ace.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 10:54 PM (Zu3d9)
The answer to your question is "No".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:51 PM (16bOT)
Oh gross. I remember that but didn't remember who.
The fuq? I'm gonna need some background on this.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 30, 2015 10:55 PM (e+1S5)
Today they had a couple of experts on talking about how to educate the public about vaccination, and were taking some calls from listeners. I notice two things:
1. The experts acted as if vaccination was some new idea that we had to sell to people, and the public simply needed more information. That's really weird: thirty years ago everybody understood that vaccination was important. Why not now?
2. All of the callers I heard were "skeptical" about vaccination and all of them used the term "corporate medicine" as a synonym for "witchcraft."
Those two points made me realize something for the first time. Here it is: the antivaxxer movement is directly the result of three or four decades of Democrat politics and liberal media.
How? Simple. What have Democrats and the media done non-stop for a quarter-century now? They have bashed business. They have made "corporations" a synonym for "evil." The villain in all forms of mass entertainment is always an "evil business tycoon" or a "sinister corporation." Activists talk about "corporations" poisoning people and lying.
So why is it a surprise that people exposed to this constant indoctrination are suspicious about "chemicals" (=vaccines) manufactured by "villains" (=pharmaceutical companies)? That's exactly what Democrats and the media have been telling them for most of my life.
If any kids die of measles or chicken pox or scarlet fever because they didn't get vaccinated, it is the fault of liberals. They have lied and lied and lied and demonized and slandered and lied some more, and now suddenly they're amazed and baffled because people believed their lies!
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 30, 2015 10:55 PM (/eOcU)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 10:54 PM (Zu3d9)
*nods*
Seems the safest/best course of action for anything around the blog.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:55 PM (GEICT)
2) I am 33
3) She is under 18
4) I will therefore shut the fuck up on my opinion of said pictures
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January
Age is just a social construct...
Posted by: San Fransisco Board of Supervisors at January 30, 2015 10:55 PM (0Ew3K)
I blame Ace."
-Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 10:54 PM (Zu3d9)
It is funny, and memorable.
...but mostly funny.
...and memorable!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 10:56 PM (16bOT)
And yet, falls on the wicked and the righteous alike.
Posted by: navybrat at January 30, 2015 10:56 PM (JgC5a)
http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php?topic=12662.msg140870;topicseen#msg140870
Posted by: IronDioPriest at January 30, 2015 10:57 PM (1dJQd)
Didn't think so. Neither did I.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 10:57 PM (YNFI+)
Do you know why we call it a kilt? Because we kilt the last person who called it a skirt.
Posted by: lurking grandma at January 30, 2015 10:57 PM (2VaQu)
Can you believe that companies make money from a product that will save your life?! I mean, they should do it for free if they really care. That's the sentiment I see expressed all of the time. Profit is a dirty word.
Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2015 10:58 PM (w3a0Z)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 10:58 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: barges in with sensitive topic snark at January 30, 2015 10:59 PM (KG0mU)
"Hon, it's your job to beat them off with a stick!"
Posted by: CitizenMonster at January 30, 2015 10:59 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 30, 2015 10:43 PM (KH1sk)
But almost everyone continued to get the vaccinations because they were required by schools. Until medical geniuses like Jenny McCarthy shot off their big mouths. Now Family Practitioners and Pediatricians have to make a decision about child patients who aren't vaccinated. Some don't want them in their waiting rooms because they could infect infants.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2015 10:59 PM (875qO)
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I was informed by Nearsider that this year's MoMee will be a "no pants required" affair.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 30, 2015 10:59 PM (KH1sk)
Of course, later on I was bouncing on a mini-trampoline, so I survived.
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015
Rules
Pictures
Didn't happen
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 11:00 PM (4ka5+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 11:00 PM (YNFI+)
Yeah, I would also think every argument ought to end with the statement "remember, I have options!"
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 11:00 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: fairweatherbill holding dominion over the nether regions at January 30, 2015 10:35 PM
I'll have to say I concur in all of that fairweatherbill. You have impeccable taste IMO.
Posted by: Famer at January 30, 2015 11:00 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2015 10:59 PM (875qO)
We take our girls to the same group of pediatricians that my sis and I went to as kids. If you refuse vaccinations, you're no longer welcome at their practice.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 11:00 PM (GEICT)
indoctrination are suspicious about "chemicals" (=vaccines) manufactured
by "villains" (=pharmaceutical companies)? That's exactly what
Democrats and the media have been telling them for most of my life.
If any kids die of measles or chicken pox or scarlet fever because
they didn't get vaccinated, it is the fault of liberals. They have lied
and lied and lied and demonized and slandered and lied some more, and
now suddenly they're amazed and baffled because people believed their
lies!
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 30, 2015 10:55 PM (/eOcU)
I think it's a combination of the vaccines-may-cause-autism theory, which is still around even if it has been debunked, the internet, and the fact that we are now 3 generations who don't personally know what happens if you don't get vaccinated. The collective memory is fading. Sure, are there Gen-Xers who have parents or grandparents who can tell them about disease outbreaks? I know I do. My mother nearly died from polio, and lost her sister to it. But I am one of the few.
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:00 PM (kI/Ja)
http://tinyurl.com/nnw77dd
Very NSFW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 10:44 PM (Zu3d9)
What? You don't want to see Jugears sitting on the shitter naked?
But, yeah, Jenny should stick to naked photo ops and keep her piehole shut about medical matters.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2015 11:01 PM (875qO)
-Posted by: DC in River City at January 30, 2015 10:55 PM (e+1S5)
One night, we were talking about hot chicks and camping, because Horde. He talked about his niece being one of the "Hottest Chicks He'd Ever Seen".
He talked about sleeping in the van with her on a camping trip and "admitted" that he had "Passed A Test That Night".
I Wrongly called out Nip-Sip for it two days later. I was corrected by fellow Horde Members.
Niedermeier's Dead Horse knows exactly what I'm talking about, as she called him out on it that night, as did a few of us who Will Never Understand "That Joke".
...because it wasn't one.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 11:01 PM (16bOT)
164 Last year, a very fine young woman tried to pick me up in front of my wife. Very weird. The woman was my sons age. I am still paying for that one.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January
So where was this, Beansnappers?
///
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 11:02 PM (4ka5+)
Here: http://tinypic.com/r/1dd1x/8
http://tinypic.com/r/24qnx1h/8
She was just shy of 16 in the first pic, just shy of 17 in the second.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 10:43 PM (GEICT)
Who is that?
Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 11:02 PM (sdi6R)
Pictures
Didn't happen
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 11:00 PM (4ka5+)
MoMee has only two actual rules:
1) leave blog shit at the blog. You show up and want to start crap with some other commenter you don't like, you're getting tossed out on your ass.
2) no pictures.
I can, however, confirm that Vendette spent time on the mini trampoline.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 11:02 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: CDR M at January 30, 2015 10:54 PM
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Had about 100 flakes fall over here today. 3 big snowflakes stuck to the dog, who wouldn't go inside until i did.
I figuring that if it's going to be this cold, it might as well snow. But no, Ma Nature just wants to freeze me to death.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 11:02 PM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 11:03 PM (YNFI+)
Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 11:02 PM (sdi6R)
Ariel Winter
She's from Modern Family and also apparently the voice for the title character of one of my midgets' favorite cartoons.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 11:03 PM (GEICT)
Dihydrogen monoxide. It's a chemical used by big corporations.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2015 11:04 PM (noWW6)
Seriously, what is it with women that no matter how wrong they are they can not apologize. Or is it just my wife?
The best I can hope for is that after she screws up, we agree to never mention it again and in exchange she will not express why I am really to blame after all.
seriously, comrade moronetes, what is the deal??
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 30, 2015 11:04 PM (LWu6U)
A friend of mine is a pediatrician. She suggests to her patients refusing to vaccinate that maybe she isn't the best choice for their child's care, and perhaps you should seek a doctor who is more responsive to your needs. It puts the onus on the parent instead of her having to outright run them out of the office.
Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2015 11:04 PM (w3a0Z)
years back. Why? Because Muslim clerics were going around telling people
the vaccine was designed to sterilize them.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 11:00 PM (YNFI+)
Yup. And there are people being killed because all they are doing is trying to vaccinate people against diseases like polio. Happens in Pakistan too.
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:04 PM (kI/Ja)
Don't forget the role that illegal aliens play in this.
How many of those do you think have up-to-date vaccinations for the US? How many South American diseases are they screened for?
The ire against the anti-vaxers is generally hypocritical.
Posted by: CitizenMonster at January 30, 2015 11:05 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: The Bi*chsmacking Hat at January 30, 2015 10:50 PM (0Ew3K)
While flipping through the channels I was subjected to a few minutes of his show about conspiracies.
That guy is just batshit crazy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2015 11:05 PM (875qO)
Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 11:02 PM (sdi6R)
Ariel Winter
She's from Modern Family and also apparently the voice for the title character of one of my midgets' favorite cartoons.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 11:03 PM (GEICT)
I would have thought that she was very hot when I was 16.
Guess what? I still do.
Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 11:05 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: CDR M at January 30, 2015 11:05 PM (93D1V)
Posted by: fairweatherbill holding dominion over the nether regions at January 30, 2015 10:35 PM
mushrooms. redheads. anal sex. in that order.
At least according to that Cosmopolitan article.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 30, 2015 11:06 PM (NaeCR)
My main stumbling point was congressional salaries. That got me two of my five wrong answers.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 30, 2015 11:06 PM (5pg79)
-Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2015 11:04 PM (noWW6)
Stan: "They hydrated Kenny!"
Kyle: "Those Bastards!"
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 11:06 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2015 11:06 PM (875qO)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 11:06 PM (ucDmr)
The
best I can hope for is that after she screws up, we agree to never
mention it again and in exchange she will not express why I am really to
blame after all.
seriously, comrade moronetes, what is the deal??
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 30, 2015 11:04 PM (LWu6U)
Speaking just on behalf of myself, you should know that I know I'm wrong.
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:07 PM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: lurking grandma at January 30, 2015 11:07 PM (2VaQu)
Posted by: Darles Chickens at January 30, 2015 11:07 PM (fPO8+)
Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2015 11:04 PM (w3a0Z)
They put it a little less blunt than I did, but it's basically the same.
It amounts to "Vaccinations, in our medical opinion, are safe and necessary. You as a parent of course have the right to determine what treatments and medications your child does or does not receive. However, we believe that vaccinations are essential to your child's health, as well as the health of others. If you choose not to have your child vaccinated then, for the safety of our other patients, we will have to insist you find another pediatrician."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 11:07 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 11:02 PM (3Eg8d)
We could use some white stuff here to freshen up the landscape
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 11:07 PM (4ka5+)
The best I can hope for is that after she screws up, we agree to never mention it again and in exchange she will not express why I am really to blame after all.
seriously, comrade moronetes, what is the deal??
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 30, 2015 11:04 PM (LWu6U)
*****
Not an Ette, but no, it is not just your wife.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 30, 2015 11:07 PM (5kNXS)
scrambled his brains with drugs like Charlie Sheen. Unless he used
steroids. Do steroids make you a paranoid shithead?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2015 11:06 PM (875qO)
He was in the World Wrestling Federation. He had to have used steroids.
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:08 PM (kI/Ja)
her patients refusing to vaccinate that maybe she isn't the best choice
for their child's care, and perhaps you should seek a doctor who is
more responsive to your needs. It puts the onus on the parent instead
of her having to outright run them out of the office.
Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2015 11:04 PM (w3a0Z)
What would be awesome at that point, if the parent asks if she can recommend a doctor "more responsive to her non-vaxxer needs", answer, "Sure, this guy", and haul out a picture of an African witch-doctor with the humongous wooden mask.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2015 11:09 PM (upitO)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 11:09 PM (Pauop)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 30, 2015 11:10 PM (5pg79)
Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2015 11:10 PM (w3a0Z)
Posted by: Hyper Fennec at January 30, 2015 10:53 PM (dvSbb)
That's it!! Shut down the roads!!!
Posted by: Mayor DeeBlahzeeoh at January 30, 2015 11:10 PM (875qO)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January
No one said grabbing for gusto was going to be easy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 11:11 PM (4ka5+)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 11:11 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:11 PM (kI/Ja)
One of the first deaths from Desert Storm syndrome was I guy I knew at Ft Meade MD. He was accused of 'malingering' until he collapsed and died. So there is something there. I am up to date on the standard vaccines, but I don't trust anything the doctors say.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at January 30, 2015 11:11 PM (l7Kbv)
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2015 11:09 PM (upitO)
*HAH!*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 11:12 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 30, 2015 11:04 PM (LWu6U)
I can only speak for myself.
I always apologize. Thor apologizes, too.
Maybe it's not so much that she won't apologize, but that you haven't made the case that she needs to!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 11:13 PM (Pauop)
steroids. Do steroids make you a paranoid shithead?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2015 11:06 PM (875qO)
He was in the World Wrestling Federation. He had to have used steroids.
Posted by: Vendette at January
I use to listen to his radio show out of the cities before he became governor. The dude is cray-cray
Sorry Chi
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 11:13 PM (4ka5+)
Anybody listening to Jenny McCarthy for ANY advise does not deserve much sympathy. She is nothing but a live action blow up doll and is dumber than a box of rocks.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at January 30, 2015 11:13 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 30, 2015 11:14 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:07 PM (kI/Ja)
****
Thank You for what I am going to assume is (at least) a semi joking example.
My own theory ( based on experiences) is that Women view admitting they were wrong as a precedent setting event which they can not allow. It would be opening Pandora 's box.
Whoever that bitch is.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 30, 2015 11:14 PM (5kNXS)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 11:14 PM (ucDmr)
This is a very tough situation for the Dr.
My father was an atkins patient, and he could not find a cardiologist who would accept him because of that. He ended up with a guy referred by the atkin's office, and this guy misdiagnosed congestive heart failure as a very long lasting flu.
So assuming all money is green, shouldn't a Dr. treat stupid patients as well? Or is this an effective way of changing behavior? If so, you only have one shot at it and there will always be a Dr. willing to treat an idiot.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 30, 2015 11:14 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at January 30, 2015 11:13 PM (20X6f)
McCarthy was just the mouthpiece. The anti-vax crap was pushed by media and bad doctors as well. Lots of people constantly harped on what we now know is a bullshit study.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 11:15 PM (GEICT)
I actually noticed that in the supermarket tonight.
Usually I don't pay much attention to prices. I just buy what I want. I did notice that bacon was cheaper than the last time I remembered.
On the other hand, I noticed that cold cuts seemed to be more than I remembered. $11.99 for a pound of turkey.
Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 11:15 PM (sdi6R)
Sorry Chi
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 11:13 PM (4ka5+)
The first year or so after he became governor (which happened because he split the vote with 2 others), the Minneapolis airport was filled with t-shirts about him. One said, "Mess with me, mess with my governor". Why do I know this? I own one. As time went on, the shirts disappeared.
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:16 PM (kI/Ja)
-Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 11:13 PM (Pauop)
Perhaps it is a "Grudge-Thing" that she has never told him about, but expects him to "recognize" months later.
The woman has "columns", much like an accountant. She'll never open her "books", but she thinks that since you run the day-to-day operation...
...You Should Just Know.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 11:16 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Beavis at January 30, 2015 11:16 PM (NaeCR)
was pushed by media and bad doctors as well. Lots of people constantly
harped on what we now know is a bullshit study.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 11:15 PM (GEICT)
Alas, "her" book is still in the local library.
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:16 PM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 30, 2015 11:14 PM (LWu6U)
Pediatricians refusing to see kids who aren't vaccinated has little to nothing to do with the decision being right or wrong. It's about the safety of their other patients.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 11:16 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 30, 2015 11:16 PM (5pg79)
maybe. Or maybe I am the one who is wrong after all.
I have seen enough delusion to know I am not immune to it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 30, 2015 11:17 PM (LWu6U)
So every medication out there is the product of "corporate medicine", including pennicillin, birth control pills, the morning after pill, antibiotics, insulin, anti-seizure medications, and on and on.
If the moderator didn't tell the callers who referred to "corporate Medicine" that they're stupid, then he/she wasn't doing her/his job. Oh, and see what I did to avoid offending the gender speech police?
Posted by: Mayor DeeBlahzeeoh at January 30, 2015 11:17 PM (875qO)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 11:14 PM (ucDmr)
Never stick your dick in crazy. Good job
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 11:18 PM (4ka5+)
My own theory ( based on experiences) is that Women view admitting
they were wrong as a precedent setting event which they can not allow.
It would be opening Pandora 's box.
Whoever that bitch is.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 30, 2015 11:14 PM (5kNXS)
Partly joking, partly serious. I can admit that it's hard for me to own up that I'm wrong, so hope that somehow it's noticed without me mentioning it.
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:18 PM (kI/Ja)
She kinda apologized to me once - after watching her SIL rail on her brother. She says "sorry in advance if I ever act like that one day - but I promise never to be like that."
WTF? You're like that every day before 10am! I'm only still here because I love your kids...
Yeah, some girls tend to not realize that they can be vicious. At least, that's my experience.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 11:19 PM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 30, 2015 11:19 PM (5pg79)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 11:19 PM (ucDmr)
Have seen it up close and personal.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2015 11:19 PM (noWW6)
So many types of awful in that story....
Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2015 11:19 PM (t//F+)
I have seen enough delusion to know I am not immune to it."
-Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 30, 2015 11:17 PM (LWu6U)
See #223.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 11:19 PM (16bOT)
It's an infectious disease issue with pediatricians. You bring a 2 week old baby in for its check up and some measles ridden kid is in the same waiting room, that's a big problem.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 11:19 PM (Pauop)
I ask you, could a steroid-user become a Navy SEAL and be elected governor?
You were not a SEAL.
Posted by: Butt Head at January 30, 2015 11:20 PM (NaeCR)
Other day I again did something that has been a long standing practice.
Got my wife a single rose--apropos of nothing at all, put it in a small vase and said nothing.
Just because I can.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 30, 2015 11:20 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 11:21 PM (ucDmr)
-Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:18 PM (kI/Ja)
Men do it, as well. It is called "Pride".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 11:21 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 30, 2015 11:21 PM (LWu6U)
Got my wife a single rose--apropos of nothing at all, put it in a small vase and said nothing.
Just because I can.
Posted by: irongrampa
Soooo, THAT gets you reverse cowboy booty?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 30, 2015 11:23 PM (NaeCR)
Never mind that the malefactors I name are 100% Republicans. Pretending not to support either of the parties gives me non-partisan street cred!
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 30, 2015 11:23 PM (5pg79)
Women ARE like that!
It's just been my experience that people who don't apologize don't think they're wrong.
If it's a matter of being too proud to apologize, they usually have ways of signalling that they're sorry, and the other person involved understands that. My mama is like that.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 11:23 PM (Pauop)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 30, 2015 11:24 PM (KG0mU)
Without prayer, I am "clever". Through prayer, I am "humble".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 11:24 PM (16bOT)
At one point back in the 1990s there were a number of USAF wings that were officially good to go, but unofficially not even close to mission capable, because so many aircrew had abruptly opted to retire rather than receive the mandatory anthrax shot.
Of the ones who stayed, some percentage ended up with their careers in aviation (military or civilian) permanently shitcanned due to neurological side effects of the vaccine.
Vaccination is a good idea conceptually, but sometimes the practical execution is crummy.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2015 11:25 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 11:25 PM (Pauop)
My own theory ( based on experiences) is that Women view admitting
they were wrong as a precedent setting event which they can not allow.
It would be opening Pandora 's box.
Whoever that bitch is.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 30, 2015 11:14 PM (5kNXS)
Partly joking, partly serious. I can admit that it's hard for me to own up that I'm wrong, so hope that somehow it's noticed without me mentioning it.
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:18 PM (kI/Ja)
Human nature to avoid blame and fault. Don't think its an exclusive guy/gal thing
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 11:26 PM (4ka5+)
But one time I got called to the clinic for additional blood tests. I asked why. I was informed that several people who went on deployment had contracted Hep C, I was being tested because I received an inoculation from the same batch as those with Hep C. Luckily my test came back negative.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 11:27 PM (YNFI+)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 30, 2015 11:27 PM (5pg79)
Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2015 11:25 PM (noWW6)
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....the U. S. Government.
They suck so bad, the medicine they give you to keep you from dying might cripple you.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 11:27 PM (GEICT)
I'll say it one last time - crazy can be a A LOT of fun. You can stick crazy - just don't let crazy know where you live.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 11:27 PM (3Eg8d)
Sigh.......
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 11:25 PM (Pauop)
Yup.
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:27 PM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 30, 2015 11:27 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 30, 2015 11:28 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 11:28 PM (ucDmr)
yeah, in business I learned that pride can cause you a lot of hardship. I don't want my kids to be stubborn when they are wrong. Stubborn and right is a different matter.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 30, 2015 11:28 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 11:26 PM (4ka5+)
But you should also be able to read my mind. Because in my mind I'm clear about my thoughts, which I don't express verbally.
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:29 PM (kI/Ja)
"Sigh......."
-Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 11:25 PM (Pauop)
Yeah. Even I want to "get hitched" with that dude.
Please call it a "Union", as it is not "Marriage".
Heterosexually-Gay for Irongrampa.
I don't need a rose, however. I'm Gay for The Fight of Continued Freedom.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 11:29 PM (16bOT)
For some women it's not just pride, it's real fear that if they show vulnerability like that, it WILL be exploited. Which is flattering in a way, and also very scary.
You think enough of me that you believe I am that cunning and clever, but you also think so little of me that I would use something that shows your vulnerability against you.
Not the gravest flaw in a relationship, but definitely causing more damage than either party probably realizes.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 11:30 PM (Dj0WE)
It's just been my experience that people who don't apologize don't think they're wrong.
If it's a matter of being too proud to apologize, they usually have ways of signalling that they're sorry, and the other person involved understands that. My mama is like that.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 11:23 PM (Pauop)
********
Oh, I know that women, in a generally sense, are like that. It would be cool if the same latitude were given to men by the womynz. In my experience, this is seldom the case.
"We will discuss your transgressions, listed By date and severity over the years, many times, in great detail and at length. Mine? I somewhat indicated that I knew I was kinda wrong a few weeks after the time. Good God, why do you want to try and talk about this AGAIN!"
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 30, 2015 11:30 PM (eLjug)
Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2015 11:25 PM (noWW6)
There is a difference between an new/experimental vaccine and one that has been tested and proven for decades with nearly half a billion inoculations (like with MMR).
Posted by: The Hat of Innoculation at January 30, 2015 11:31 PM (0Ew3K)
82% O2 saturation wasn't exactly neurological.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at January 30, 2015 11:31 PM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 30, 2015 11:28 PM (LWu6U)
I'll never forget what my dad told me when I was about 12.
"Son, people talk about being stubborn like it's a bad thing. I disagree. If you think you're right, if you believe in something, stick to it! Don't be blown any which way. Stick to what you believe. Make them prove you wrong. If they do, be enough of a man to admit you were wrong. But don't just give in. Stubbornness has it's strong points."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 11:31 PM (GEICT)
It's in my book! Buy it!
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 30, 2015 11:27 PM (5pg79)
Killing Jesse Ventura
Posted by: Bill O'Reilly
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 11:32 PM (4ka5+)
http://www.globalresearch.ca/vaccinations-deadly-immunity/14510
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 11:32 PM (YNFI+)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 11:34 PM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 11:34 PM (ucDmr)
She's
nothing more than a cog in the Democrat-Republican machine, which I
outline in detail in my book, except for the alleged Democrat side of
it. Buy my book!
Please?
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 30, 2015 11:35 PM (5pg79)
Well, if you are/were young enough at the time, crazy can be an exciting rolly-coaster ride.
One day of amazing passion, followed by a day of stoney silence, then one of bizarre outbursts, three days of silence, one more of outbursts, one of premature make-up sex, followed by three WEEKS of drop dead silence... then sweetness and lingering confusion as to whether you can go on living like this, and realizing there's no way you could possibly live without it.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 11:35 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015
I've been with Mrs MH since 1982. We can finish each other sentences. We can be thinking about the same topic. But I can't read her mind and vice versa.
Btw red green is on at the moment. :-)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 11:35 PM (4ka5+)
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:29 PM (kI/Ja)
******
Well, sure. But first......
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 30, 2015 11:36 PM (z2f1n)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 11:34 PM (ucDmr)
Cis-scum!
Posted by: Trans-gendered otter-kin from Tumblr at January 30, 2015 11:36 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Randy 'Macho Man' Savage at January 30, 2015 11:36 PM (gwG9s)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 30, 2015 11:36 PM (OsWis)
Cougar's sister is...to put it kindly...a bit of a nagging bitch. Cougar told me that she used to be like that, before she was with me.
I told her it doesn't much matter, I won't be nagged. I'll put a stop to that shit before it becomes a problem. She said that's why I married you.
Both of us are good at admitting when we were wrong, and consequently we fight like once a year or so. And that's just a healthy letting off of steam, like a relationship check valve.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 30, 2015 11:37 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 30, 2015 11:37 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 11:34 PM (ucDmr)
Some bring bigger weapons than you do
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 11:37 PM (4ka5+)
like that. It would be cool if the same latitude were given to men by
the womynz. In my experience, this is seldom the case.
"We will discuss your transgressions, listed By date and severity
over the years, many times, in great detail and at length. Mine? I
somewhat indicated that I knew I was kinda wrong a few weeks after the
time. Good God, why do you want to try and talk about this AGAIN!"
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 30, 2015 11:30 PM (eLjug)
Once again, speaking on behalf of myself, because we remember ours as well as we remember yours? And we're still kicking ourselves about the former?
Personally, I recognize a whole bunch of issues with myself that I've learned I need to be proactive about in order to avoid the "Mr. Vendette is pissing me off" syndrome. Because I know I can do something about them rather than willing that I give enough signs that he notices. Because that's unfair.
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:37 PM (kI/Ja)
.
.
.
I got the full battery... three rounds if I recollect correct (yellow record somewhere). Didn't have any issues, nor anybody else in the battalion...
Could have been a legitimate attempt at a vaccine, for a bacterium?!.
Got to pull out the yellow card... maybe a bizarre experiment...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 30, 2015 11:37 PM (NaeCR)
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 30, 2015 11:38 PM (jeCnD)
Really?
[Mentally goes through the list of half the women I've worked with, and 75% of the women I went to school with]
REALLY??
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 11:38 PM (Dj0WE)
It's all in my book!
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 30, 2015 11:39 PM (5pg79)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 11:39 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 30, 2015 11:39 PM (OsWis)
Night Irongrampa.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 11:39 PM (YNFI+)
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:29 PM (kI/Ja)
Having been raised with 8 boys, I learned early on that guys can't read minds. Or moods or anything else. Ya gotta tell them, straight up.
I had to learn it again with Thor, with a whole different set of issues.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 11:39 PM (Pauop)
259 248: Slap My line is from Fast Times, I have a shitload of tools we fix any fuck up. Usually they are in my garage, hundreds of miles away.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 11:28 PM (ucDmr)
Regarding "fixing things", I prefer Billy Gibbons' view. He and his guitar techs believe that "if we can't fix it, we can fix it so no one else can".
'sup jackwagons
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2015 11:40 PM (krgKs)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 30, 2015 11:14 PM (LWu6U)
The doctor's concern is that an unvaccinated child can infect infants in the waiting room who haven't had their vaccinations yet. Unvaccinated patients do affect others. There is a school district in Michigan where there were a lot of liberal parents who got on the anti-vaccination bandwagon. There has been a spike in measles cases, as a result.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2015 11:40 PM (875qO)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 30, 2015 11:41 PM (LWu6U)
Ugh. I've got about a decade until this is areal problem for me, but it still breaks my heart.
Princess' current boyfriend is Max. I wanna punch Max in the face. Max is four years old.
Keep your filthy mitts off of my Princess, Max. I'm not afraid to go back to prison.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 30, 2015 11:41 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Randy 'Macho Man' Savage at January 30, 2015 11:42 PM (gwG9s)
But you should also be able to read my mind. Because in my mind I'm clear about my thoughts, which I don't express verbally.
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:29 PM (kI/Ja)
Having been raised with 8 boys, I learned early on that guys can't
read minds. Or moods or anything else. Ya gotta tell them, straight up.
I had to learn it again with Thor, with a whole different set of issues.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 11:39 PM (Pauop)
=======Hey, MizzT
Posted by: jc at January 30, 2015 11:42 PM (iRJ+A)
Personally, I recognize a whole bunch of issues with myself that I've learned I need to be proactive about in order to avoid the "Mr. Vendette is pissing me off" syndrome. Because I know I can do something about them rather than willing that I give enough signs that he notices. Because that's unfair.
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:37 PM (kI/Ja)
******
I' m Sorry, and all joking aside, I truly did not understand the above.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 30, 2015 11:42 PM (eLjug)
One day of amazing passion, followed by a day of stoney silence, then one of bizarre outbursts, three days of silence, one more of outbursts, one of premature make-up sex, followed by three WEEKS of drop dead silence... then sweetness and lingering confusion as to whether you can go on living like this, and realizing there's no way you could possibly live without it.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 11:35 PM (Dj0WE)
So Burt is saying that he's dated gingers before.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2015 11:43 PM (krgKs)
Heheh...well, mine is 26, so...but yeah, you have a ways to go.
I'd keep an eye on Max...these preschoolers are some players...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 30, 2015 11:43 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 11:35 PM (4ka5+)
The Man's Prayer, at the end of every show:
I'm a manand I can changeif I have toI guess
BTW, the guys who played Harold and Bill (from Adventures with Bill) have ADHD. They have a website: totallyadd.com
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:43 PM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 30, 2015
Youngest is bringing hers by tomorrow, he's a nice kid. I even took him to a Packer game
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 11:44 PM (4ka5+)
read minds. Or moods or anything else. Ya gotta tell them, straight up.
This is nothing but the truth. Mothers need to tell their daughters this. It would save a lot of time and hassle for everyone involved.
Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2015 11:44 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 30, 2015 11:45 PM (OsWis)
Princess' current boyfriend is Max. I wanna punch Max in the face. Max is four years old.
Keep your filthy mitts off of my Princess, Max. I'm not afraid to go back to prison.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 30, 2015 11:41 PM (e+1S5)
You and I have had this convo before. My eldest came home from Kindergarten talking about some boy who liked her. I shot a look at my wife, she nods.
"Who is he? What's his name? Who are his parents? How does he behave in school? What kind of grades does he get? Was he at the awards ceremony with you? A honor roll or AB? I'll kick a 5 yr old's ass, I'm not afraid."
"Daaaaaaaaadddyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!"
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 11:45 PM (GEICT)
Buy my book! It's in there!
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 30, 2015 11:45 PM (5pg79)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2015 11:45 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 30, 2015 11:42 PM (eLjug)
You're fine. Not to worry!!!
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:46 PM (kI/Ja)
the BF is a Lions fan....so, he's not perfect.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 30, 2015 11:45 PM (OsWis)
===but he is patient.
Posted by: jc at January 30, 2015 11:46 PM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 30, 2015 11:46 PM (10ydV)
Burnt Toast there was supposed to be a series of six
shots for the anthrax. Most never made it past the third shot before
the DoD went 'wait a minute' and stopped it all.
Night Irongrampa.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 11:39 PM (YNFI+)
Thanks... just for old times sake, got to pull the yellow card...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 30, 2015 11:46 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 30, 2015 11:47 PM (OsWis)
to nothing to do with the decision being right or wrong. It's about the
safety of their other patients.
Meh. Do they do the same for kids with the latest flu/etc? Vaccinated kids sick with highly communicable disease?
What if it's just Gardisil or some other STD vax that they object to?
There's too much leftist moral-grandstanding in the gesture for me to be impressed with it. And I hear it most often on Facebook from the leftists.
Posted by: CM at January 30, 2015 11:47 PM (+2//H)
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015
Will check that out.,doesn't suprise me
When I was younger I used the mans prayer quite often
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 11:47 PM (4ka5+)
ONT: The Couplehood Edition?
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 30, 2015 11:47 PM (K8c3j)
Oh, I wish I could articulate what I mean better,because I kow I am not going to make any sense with this, but...this is a very common issue and I think it's because men and women look at it differently.
Men see things literally and as isolated incidents, whereas women keep tallies in their heads, and look at incidents from the standpoint of what KIND of incident it was. And that usually ends up looking like you don't respect/love/notice her, when as far as you're concerned, you just forgot to take out the trash.
But she's remembering that last week you didn't do X, and two months ago, you didn't do Z and that is obviously proof positive that you don't care enough.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 11:48 PM (Pauop)
Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2015 11:44 PM (qyomX)
No shit. I may have repeated at various times over the last 11 1/2 years of marriage, "I cannot read your fucking mind. If you want something, if you want me to do something, TELL ME. I'll do pretty much anything you ask, I'm good like that, BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL ME. If you don't tell me, it ain't happening. Should I know to do XYZ? Sure, maybe. But clearly I don't. So to avoid this exact situation, TELL ME WHEN YOU WANT ME TO DO SOMETHING."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 11:48 PM (GEICT)
in school? What kind of grades does he get? Was he at the awards
ceremony with you? A honor roll or AB? I'll kick a 5 yr old's ass, I'm
not afraid."
"He better submit a resume and come in for an hour interview before he so much as looks at you. I also want his vaccination records before he even holds your hand."
Posted by: CM at January 30, 2015 11:48 PM (+2//H)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 11:48 PM (ucDmr)
308,
Pfffft. Try being a Raiders fan.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 30, 2015 11:47 PM (OsWis)
====remember that time the lions won the superbowl? yeah, me neither. but I do remember Stabler, Plunkett and crowds.
Posted by: jc at January 30, 2015 11:49 PM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:46 PM (kI/Ja)
*****
*Blink*
..uummmmm....
*Blink...Blink*
Uh...never mind.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 30, 2015 11:49 PM (5kNXS)
http://www.globalresearch.ca/vaccinations-deadly-immunity/14510
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 11:32 PM (YNFI+)
So I'm not the only Kennedy who's a danger to public safety. Cool.
Posted by: Zombie Ted Chappaquiddick Kennedy at January 30, 2015 11:49 PM (875qO)
303 the BF is a Lions fan....so, he's not perfect.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 30, 2015 11:45 PM (OsWis)
Better than a Bear or a Vikequeens fan
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 11:50 PM (4ka5+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 30, 2015 11:50 PM (OsWis)
Amused myself tonight by watching The Duke in El Dorado......dubbed in Polish. Okay, admittedly I only watched for about 20 minutes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2015 11:50 PM (krgKs)
Yep! Princess assures me he doesn't get in trouble and behaves himself.
Then she said "daddy, when I was little I hoped to have a daddy like you. You're the best daddy ever because you're strong and brave and always protect mommy and me"
Excuse me, it's a little dusty in here.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 30, 2015 11:50 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 30, 2015 11:51 PM (OsWis)
Oh good lord yes.
True story: This one chick, when I finally figured out how to "break up" with her, we continued to get together (IYKWIM), up until days before her wedding.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 11:51 PM (Dj0WE)
How do I know this? She won't buy my book to read about how she's Dick Cheney's puppet.
She'd never have made it as a Navy SEAL like I did.
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 30, 2015 11:51 PM (5pg79)
There's too much leftist moral-grandstanding in the gesture for me to be impressed with it. And I hear it most often on Facebook from the leftists.
Posted by: CM at January 30, 2015 11:47 PM (+2//H)
They highly recommend the Gardisil shot, but don't insist upon it. The doc told us, "if it was my daughter, I'd have her get it. But that's your call."
It's entirely about patient safety. It's fucking insane to knowingly have people that can be infected with MMR sit in the same room with children not even old enough to be vaccinated.
As for it being lefty crap, I don't even know what to say to that. The anti vax stuff is lefty. Insisting that everyone be vaccinated for certain deadly diseases is just common fucking sense.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 11:51 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 11:52 PM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:52 PM (kI/Ja)
over the years, many times, in great detail and at length. Mine? I
somewhat indicated that I knew I was kinda wrong a few weeks after the
time. Good God, why do you want to try and talk about this AGAIN!"
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 30, 2015 11:30 PM (eLjug)
Oh, crap, it's like you know me.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2015 11:53 PM (875qO)
X, and two months ago, you didn't do Z and that is obviously proof
positive that you don't care enough.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 11:48 PM (Pauop)
wimminz...they's all crazy...
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 11:53 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 30, 2015 11:54 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 30, 2015 11:54 PM (OsWis)
X, and two months ago, you didn't do Z and that is obviously proof
positive that you don't care enough.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 11:48 PM (Pauop)
====
and then it is a self-fulfilling prophecy. treat me like that long enough and I won't give a damn.
Posted by: jc at January 30, 2015 11:54 PM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 11:53 PM (6fyGz)
Yup. To men, all women are crazy. Every single one. It's all about finding the crazy that fits you.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 11:54 PM (GEICT)
..uummmmm....
*Blink...Blink*
Uh...never mind.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 30, 2015 11:49 PM (5kNXS)
Pity Mr. Vendette.
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2015 11:54 PM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 11:55 PM (ucDmr)
read minds. Or moods or anything else. Ya gotta tell them, straight up.
Cougar's dad sends her a handwritten letter every week. One week, it included a clipping of a comic, maybe Far Side? Anyway, the caption was "Darling, if you want me to understand, you have to use the outside your head voice"
So, so true. She will have a five minute conversation in her head, turn to me and say something like "I think Suzy was wrong"
Me: ......
Posted by: DC in River City at January 30, 2015 11:55 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 11:55 PM (vPh3W)
Listen to them.
When they don't understand mathematics, I leave them by the wayside.
I'm a damn-good "talker". I get to liking the sound of my own voice, at times. That's where ego and Pride come into play.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 11:55 PM (16bOT)
have a daddy like you. You're the best daddy ever because you're strong
and brave and always protect mommy and me"
Excuse me, it's a little dusty in here.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 30, 2015 11:50 PM (e+1S5)
Like she's all big now? That's just too precious.
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 11:56 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 30, 2015 11:54 PM (10ydV)
I know a couple anti-vax people with autistic kids. The sad thing is I think they're looking for any reason for it not to be their genetics that resulted in their kid having autism. Instead of blaming God and raging at Him, they blame vaccines. It's coping mechanism that's gotten out of hand.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 11:56 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 11:57 PM (GEICT)
some people need Stupasil
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 30, 2015 11:57 PM (K8c3j)
Posted by: SMFH
-------------
Yeah. They don't know shit. Probably get to vote , though.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 11:57 PM (vPh3W)
I have read that all female thoughts can be appended with "... at this moment" for improved precision and reduced chance of misunderstanding.
Tangentially: Samoyed!
http://i59.tinypic.com/167v7fs.jpg
Posted by: CM at January 30, 2015 11:57 PM (+2//H)
This perfectly sums up the communication gap. I do not understand this at all. I understand the words and sentences, but I do not understand any of this relativistic BS.
If you are wrong, here's what you do. Doesn't matter who, what or where -- just say the following.
1. I am sorry
2. I was wrong
3. It will never happen again.
Now, can i get my card back?
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 30, 2015 11:57 PM (LWu6U)
We're talking about diseases that are easily spread throughout the air and that are especially dangerous for babies and toddlers.
Large enough practices have "sick" waiting areas to prevent minor things like colds and flu from infecting the kids...can you imagine how horrifying it would be to have measles or mumps loose in a waiting room?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 11:58 PM (Pauop)
Sorry, but I don't recognize your handle - did I make a drunken offer to tile your bathroom one night?
Oh, don't get me wrong - i'll honor the offer, but you're buying the bourbon & paying mileage.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 11:58 PM (3Eg8d)
...or their choice to have their kids later in life. People can be really defensive about that one these days.
Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2015 11:58 PM (qyomX)
Hey, got confirmation that the baseball post is going up tomorrow. Not sure on when though.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 11:59 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 11:56 PM (GEICT)
We blame the fluoride...
Posted by: John Birch Society at January 30, 2015 11:59 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 11:59 PM (YNFI+)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 30, 2015 11:57 PM (LWu6U)
It's obvious that you don't understand it, because you are missing the whole point that she doesn't think she's wrong
It's also possible that she has bitchy phases.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:00 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: lurking grandma at January 31, 2015 12:00 AM (2VaQu)
We blame the fluoride...
Posted by: John Birch Society at January 30, 2015 11:59 PM (0Ew3K)
Chem trails.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2015 12:00 AM (krgKs)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 12:01 AM (5pg79)
1. I am sorry
2. I was wrong
3. It will never happen again.
Do you mind me asking...what did the turkey do?
Posted by: That Parrot In The Joke at January 31, 2015 12:01 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Jean at January 31, 2015 12:01 AM (ztOda)
And to them I say, the kid has already got what you were worried about, so vaccinate him already!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:01 AM (Pauop)
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 11:59 PM (GEICT)
God Bless You, Brother!
Hey... for those in charge: I might be up around Two Eastern!!!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 12:01 AM (16bOT)
Yeah? You go tell her she's not a Big Girl.
I tried the other day, and she ran through five or six cogent points that proved she was, in fact, a Big Girl.
*smashes ball peen hammer into head*
Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 12:02 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 11:56 PM (GEICT)
Yup. I also have to wonder how many of these people are the kind who've spent their entire lives operating according to a "plan" and learning how to game whatever system they're working in.
It can be hard to realize that some things are out of your control.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 31, 2015 12:02 AM (10ydV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2015 12:02 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: The Chicken at January 31, 2015 12:02 AM (5pg79)
My goodness, you are a great asset to the joint already!
Please stick around!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:02 AM (Pauop)
The anti vax stuff is lefty. Insisting that everyone be vaccinated for
certain deadly diseases is just common fucking sense.
So is mandatory vax for everything because Science!
The lefty tactic is painting of anti-vaxers as un-persons, because the good of society requires herd immunity, because the vaccinated are threatened by the disease they're vaccinated against if someone out there doesn't get vaccinated for it on a particular schedule.
Sometimes, "because doctors and scientists say it's safe" isn't good enough. And trying to twist arms to force the point doesn't build trust or goodwill.
Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 12:03 AM (+2//H)
*Snoopy dance all over everything*
Beisbol! Beisbol! Beisbol!
It's been berry berry goo to me.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 12:04 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:01 AM (Pauop)
Oldest kid was vaccinated, some minor learning disabilities. Middle kid was vaccinated, autistic. So she insisted that the third not be vaccinated.
He doesn't have any issues, so clearly it must be the vaccines.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 31, 2015 12:04 AM (GEICT)
a couple weeks ago I asked for advice on cement under tile, and you obliged.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 31, 2015 12:04 AM (LWu6U)
I tried the other day, and she ran through five or six cogent points that proved she was, in fact, a Big Girl.
*smashes ball peen hammer into head*
Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 12:02 AM (e+1S5)
I wouldn't dare. I remember my niece at six trying to explain to her daddy why "those boys" should let her play football with them...cause she's BIG! (complete with hand gestures)
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 31, 2015 12:04 AM (6fyGz)
I've known plenty of women who will say they are sorry. Some will even admit they are wrong, but there's almost always a 2a, maybe a 2b, c, d, and so on and so forth.
But seriously dude, I really do not believe there is a woman on the planet who would ever say she's not going to do it again, and if there is, she sure as heck has a whole series of 3a's through 3zzzz's.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 12:04 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:05 AM (Pauop)
Me: "What?"
Her: "You know, that time 15 years ago when you forgot to pick me up at work."
Me : * thinking hard *
Me : "Oh...., well..., yeah that was pretty dumb on my part."
The woman keeps a mental list of transgressions, to be hauled out when it seems useful.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2015 12:05 AM (vPh3W)
The
lefty tactic is painting of anti-vaxers as un-persons, because the good
of society requires herd immunity, because the vaccinated are
threatened by the disease they're vaccinated against if someone out
there doesn't get vaccinated for it on a particular schedule.
Sometimes,
"because doctors and scientists say it's safe" isn't good enough. And
trying to twist arms to force the point doesn't build trust or goodwill.
Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 12:03 AM (+2//H)
So why is there a measles problem right now?
I'll say right now I'm biased about the vaccination issue. See my post at #174 for the explanation.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 12:05 AM (kI/Ja)
Now those diseases are all making a comeback because of our open southern border. Thanks, Mom!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 12:06 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2015 11:48 PM (Pauop)
******
I actually do get that, as crazy as I find it to be. What the Womynz's (again, generally) don't get is that an "incident" to men is handled and typically resolved at that time. It is how we were raised. "Got a problem with that guy? Take it outside and work it out".
My biggest problem, though, is one I mentioned earlier. When women know they ave fucked up, repeatedly, why is there such a problem with men pointing this out? It is like we need to roast over a spit for any and all cumulative transgressions and women want thheirs doused with water and immediately forgotten, never to be spoken or thought of again.
Yeah, I put a couple more beers in the fridge cuz I know I was stupid enough to open this can of worms and will be here for a while.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 12:06 AM (z2f1n)
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 31, 2015 12:06 AM (6fyGz)
Sometimes, "because doctors and scientists say it's safe" isn't good enough. And trying to twist arms to force the point doesn't build trust or goodwill.
Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 12:03 AM (+2//H)
Congrats on not understanding how herd immunity works. Thanks for arguing a point that will allow deadly diseases once though eradicated in our country to return.
It's not simply because "doctors and scientists say so". It's also because, you know, history has proven that it fucking works.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 31, 2015 12:07 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 12:07 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Mindy at January 31, 2015 12:08 AM (81V/7)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 12:08 AM (5pg79)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/561256550673973248
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/561256901657518080
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/561257119815860225
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/561257773267427328
Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2015 12:09 AM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 31, 2015 12:09 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: lurking grandma at January 31, 2015 12:09 AM (2VaQu)
Eh, could be, but it's usually the other way around.
I used to work with an elderly lady whose son WAS rendered pretty much instantly retarded from the...whooping cough vaccine, maybe? This is was like in the 50s.
I guess it was a known risk, but very rare.
She said he screamed/howled immediately, it was a very eery sound, not just the usual kid crying about a shot hurting...and the doctor and nurse looked at each other and they took her and the kid in another room and told her that was not a good sign.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:09 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 12:10 AM (5pg79)
earlier. When women know they ave fucked up, repeatedly, why is there
such a problem with men pointing this out? It is like we need to roast
over a spit for any and all cumulative transgressions and women want
thheirs doused with water and immediately forgotten, never to be spoken
or thought of again.
Yeah, I put a couple more beers in the fridge cuz I know I was
stupid enough to open this can of worms and will be here for a while.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 12:06 AM (z2f1n)
BurtTC at 263 raises a good point with respect to this.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 12:10 AM (kI/Ja)
Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!
Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 31, 2015 12:10 AM (6fyGz)
Please. Other than the eradication of smallpox in the wild, and the near eradication of polio, measles, mumps, whooping cough, and several other nasty and potentially deadly diseases in the US, what evidence is there to back up your claim?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2015 12:10 AM (UVfht)
I just finished a large job that the homeowner furnished tile for, and had me throw in some off-color tile in random spots (no set pattern). It turned out pretty nice. Much better than I thought it would look.
let me see if I have a pic...
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 12:10 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 12:11 AM (OsWis)
certain deadly diseases is just common fucking sense.
>> So is mandatory vax for everything because Science!
yeah, the left has both extremes covered here (as usual.) especially with the Gardisil push.
Vaccines for the big diseases that are a public health concern make sense, and you can make a case that the state has an interest in requiring them for school. (but don't get me started on public schools anyway...)
But this big push for flu vaccines that are 25% effective? Whatever.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 31, 2015 12:11 AM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 12:11 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2015 12:11 AM (t//F+)
I'll say right now I'm biased about the vaccination issue. See my post at #174 for the explanation.
Importation of third-world "future citizens". I haven't forgotten that retrovirus that the media has conveniently glossed over while pushing this new super urgent world-ending epidemic caused by backwards anti-vaxers.
Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 12:12 AM (+2//H)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2015 12:10 AM (UVfht)
Damn, you're right. I got nothing. What in the world was I thinking?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 31, 2015 12:12 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Mindy at January 31, 2015 12:12 AM (81V/7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2015 12:12 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 31, 2015 12:12 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Gwyneth at January 31, 2015 12:12 AM (lG2E3)
AUG 3: He said XYZ, I deferred. He was wrong (-1).
NOV 12: He promised ABC. I deferred. He was wrong (-1).
NOV 21: He told me X when Y was my thought. I was correct. (-3).
DEC 25: He made my Christmas!!! (+5).
EVEN SCORECARD.
-Your "column" is a quarterly reportage of "right" and "wrong", but mostly listening.
That involves three months of a woman's "scorecard".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 12:13 AM (16bOT)
A lot of the anti vaccine literature denies the micro-organisms cause
disease. People get sick because ba life style or something. Many are
hyper religious people, not all lefty
Posted by: lurking grandma at January 31, 2015 12:09 AM (2VaQu)
LG, welcome! I will dispute your last sentence, though.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 12:13 AM (kI/Ja)
Damn, I gotta be up for work in not too long.
Talk you Rons and Ettes later. Stay healthy my friends.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 31, 2015 12:13 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 12:13 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: lurking grandma at January 31, 2015 12:13 AM (2VaQu)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 12:13 AM (5pg79)
Just got back from Five Guys in Lakewood. Had a single-patty burger with cheese, bacon, lettuce, pickles, tomato, relish, mayo, grilled onions, grilled mushrooms, A-1 sauce, and BBQ sauce. Oh, plus cajun fries on the side and washed it down with Peach Fanta.
Deeee-lish. Good thing I have a cast iron stomach.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2015 12:14 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Game of Thrones at January 31, 2015 12:14 AM (gwG9s)
The other one I find precious is, if you correct her on some minor thing (you drive too slow, or I wish you wouldn't make that noise with your teeth when you eat), she responds with "Oh yeah? Well I hate your mother, and your penis is half the size of my last boyfriend's!"
I mean jeepers, lady, I shot a spitwad your way, you respond by bombing Dresden.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 12:14 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2015 11:53 PM (875qO)
*******
I am sensing a pattern.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 12:14 AM (eLjug)
arguing a point that will allow deadly diseases once though eradicated
in our country to return.
It doesn't matter what I think and argue, because the ongoing importation of illegal aliens is already going to negate whatever herd immunity you think is important.
I just think the anti-vaxers are getting demonized more than they deserve. Me, I think I'll follow my own vaccination schedule for future kids. The American one is apparently very aggressive compared to other countries.
Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 12:15 AM (+2//H)
Posted by: jc at January 30, 2015 11:54 PM (iRJ+A)
******
Ding, fcuking ding.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 12:15 AM (eLjug)
on some minor thing (you drive too slow, or I wish you wouldn't make
that noise with your teeth when you eat), she responds with "Oh yeah?
Well I hate your mother, and your penis is half the size of my last
boyfriend's!"
I mean jeepers, lady, I shot a spitwad your way, you respond by bombing Dresden.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 12:14 AM (Dj0WE)
She already knows about those issues, and is pissed that you notice them.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 12:15 AM (kI/Ja)
...and everyone else who has been checking out while I have been producing my particular form of nonsense!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 12:15 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Mindy at January 31, 2015 12:15 AM (81V/7)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 12:06 AM (z2f1n)
Firstly, THANK YOU for mentioning beer, because you made me remember I put a Sam Adams in the freezer for Thor....6 hours ago.
Secondly, y'all seem to attract bitches, is all I can say. I only have one friend like that, and in all fairness, her husband does do shit guaranteed to bring on that behaviour. Neither of them works on trying to fix it, though.
Another issue I love to discuss is nagging.
If your wife asks you nicely to do something and you forget, at what point does she get to remind you again before she's nagging you?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:16 AM (Pauop)
Mary Travers was quite fetching.
The two dudes in that group, OTOH, looked like guys who made lampshades out of the skins of the corpses they butchered.
But Mary Travers wasn't bad at all.
Anyways.
Posted by: as you were at January 31, 2015 12:16 AM (xMXEn)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:16 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 12:17 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 12:17 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 12:17 AM (+2//H)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 12:17 AM (16bOT)
the ongoing importation of illegal aliens is already going to negate
whatever herd immunity you think is important.
I just think the
anti-vaxers are getting demonized more than they deserve. Me, I think
I'll follow my own vaccination schedule for future kids. The American
one is apparently very aggressive compared to other countries.
Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 12:15 AM (+2//H)
I agree with the first paragraph quoted but disagree with the second. As for the second? I blame the media.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 12:17 AM (kI/Ja)
No need for "sorry" when you use "Save-Tags"!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 12:18 AM (16bOT)
Okay, I guess I've goofed on Jesse Ventura enough for the time being. Sock off!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 12:01 AM (5pg79)
======Far be it from me to defend Ventura, and I won't almost every topic, but you might want to listen to Don Shipley's opinion about the SEAL thing:
http://youtu.be/KeO1DUtnKsE
this interview with Ventura's brother is a lot longer, but it was interesting to me:
http://youtu.be/TPzU4eZpcQk
Posted by: jc at January 31, 2015 12:18 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 31, 2015 12:19 AM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:19 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:19 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: This Ends Today (by noon even) at January 31, 2015 12:19 AM (gwG9s)
"because doctors and scientists say it's safe" isn't good enough. And
trying to twist arms to force the point doesn't build trust or goodwill.
Don't get vaccinated then. You, nor you kids. Please don't.
I published on this phenomenon some years ago.
Posted by: Charles Darwin at January 31, 2015 12:19 AM (oKE6c)
I'd want genetic assays of each kid and the parents before I'd rule out other causes. I'd also want to verify that all three have both parents in common.
Posted by: Epobirs at January 31, 2015 12:20 AM (IdCqF)
I'm watching a Netflix doc on North Korea. I may have to turn it off. Just brutal. I've seen some fucked up shit before, but this is like watching old WWII films of Nazi Germany. But it's not 70 years ago, it's right the fuq now.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 12:20 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: lurking grandma at January 31, 2015 12:20 AM (2VaQu)
If your wife asks you nicely to do something and you forget, at what
point does she get to remind you again before she's nagging you?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:16 AM (Pauop)
If it's on the needs-to-be-done-list, I nag because it's useful.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 12:21 AM (kI/Ja)
You can choose stuff there that I don't think is even available in the stores. Crazy Fanta flavors, Raspberry Coke, flavored Seagram's ginger ales, and much much more.
They've also got one at the Wing Stop near me.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2015 12:21 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 12:21 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 31, 2015 12:21 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 12:21 AM (+2//H)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 31, 2015 12:21 AM (KG0mU)
I am in Japan, and we are going through a nasty flu season this year. My town's schools closed for almost a week and still I think something like 60% of my daughters classmates have caught it.
My understanding is that the US generally gets whatever flue hits asia in the spring on the following season, so I would get that flue shot next fall.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 31, 2015 12:22 AM (LWu6U)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 12:18 AM (16bOT)
Oh no, no..... I really am an apologizer. Thor says I am half woman, half child and 100 percent gentleman!
He also says I am not very girly but I am all woman, which I don't entire understand and it's also contradictory to the other thing he says, so take it with a grain of salt.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:22 AM (Pauop)
If your wife asks you nicely to do something and you forget, at what point does she get to remind you again before she's nagging you?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:16 AM (Pauop)
That is an EXCELLENT question, Tammy.
Posted by: Mindy at January 31, 2015 12:22 AM (81V/7)
Sure sure sure, but it's the overwhelming force of the response!
How does me noticing one of her flaws = her coming up with the meanest, most evil thing she can say?
Don't answer that, I think I figured out the answer myself: She doesn't really mean what she said, whereas she knows I meant what I said, so the two are equivalent. That, or mine is worse.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 12:22 AM (Dj0WE)
yourself and nice, easy going ugly one. Thor is quite happy.
Sorry, Miss Tammy, all 'Ettes are beautiful and graceful women. I think it's in the AoSHQ style guide somewhere.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2015 12:23 AM (UVfht)
He doesn't have any issues, so clearly it must be the vaccines.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 31, 2015 12:04 AM (GEICT)
Great parody of a nitwit's reasoning. Well done.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 31, 2015 12:23 AM (oKE6c)
It's not simply because "doctors and scientists say so". It's also because, you know, history has proven that it fucking works.
Please.
Other than the eradication of smallpox in the wild, and the near
eradication of polio, measles, mumps, whooping cough, and several other
nasty and potentially deadly diseases in the US, what evidence is there
to back up your claim?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2015 12:10 AM (UVfht)
Yeah, besides tetanus, rubella, diptheria, and pertussis.
But, seriously, the experimental anthrax thing was not good, and I'm not all that sure about the Gardisil one. Remember, even the Salk vaccine against polio was partially supplanted by the Sabin vaccine -- they're not all created equal.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 12:23 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 12:10 AM (kI/Ja)
*******
I Do believe I alluded to Burt's point in an earlier post that included the words "precedent" and "Pandora 's box. Whoever that bitch is."
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 12:24 AM (z2f1n)
myself: She doesn't really mean what she said, whereas she knows I meant
what I said, so the two are equivalent. That, or mine is worse.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 12:22 AM (Dj0WE)
And she'll be back to normal soon.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 12:24 AM (kI/Ja)
Tammy, at about 1/4 to 1/3 of a remind.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 31, 2015 12:24 AM (KG0mU)
1) I'm sure Thor is quite happy.
B) describe yourself as ugly again and you get a spanking
III) find a hot girl that doesn't know she's hot.
Cougar thought she was the ugly duckling. Not sure why, she's mumblety years out of high school, and about a year ago she wanted to wear her old cheerleader uniform. It didn't fit. It was too big. *struts*
Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 12:24 AM (e+1S5)
post that included the words "precedent" and "Pandora 's box. Whoever
that bitch is."
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 12:24 AM (z2f1n)
*Hangs head in shame*
I apologize better here.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 12:25 AM (kI/Ja)
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It is a thin line between encouragement and nagging.
If I respond with, "Oh.., thanks for reminding me", then it was encouragement. If my response is, "Yes..., I know that needs to be taken care of", then it is time to leave it alone..., like forever.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2015 12:25 AM (vPh3W)
But not the basic MMR, polio, etc.
No way Id do Tardisil, especially after they admitted it wasnt tested on very young girls.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:25 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 31, 2015 12:25 AM (ucDmr)
-Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 12:21 AM (+2//H)
Okay, Charlie Sheen. Keep that cocaine pumping and alcohol flowing. You can be "winning" by 3 A.M.!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 12:25 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2015 12:26 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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A - I am thinking that you're a far cry from ugly.
2 - Ugly does not cure nastiness. I speak from personal experience (Bitch was ugly inside and out)
iii - did you get your computer back to normal? Hope so!
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 12:26 AM (3Eg8d)
Meanwhile - http://youtu.be/Wm0U-CHScyQ
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2015 12:27 AM (YNFI+)
not all that sure about the Gardisil one. Remember, even the Salk
vaccine against polio was partially supplanted by the Sabin vaccine --
they're not all created equal.
Come on now, if one vaccine was used effectively, all of them must be safe, no matter the changes in ingredients and formulations.
Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 12:27 AM (+2//H)
was touting anti-vax nonsense today.
Strangely, he was also railing against the non-vaccinated illegals bringing their diseases into the country.
Oh, and the Bilderbergers. He does hate him some Bilderbergers.
So, good thinking all you anti-vaxxerz.
Keep up the great work.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2015 12:28 AM (KBvAm)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 12:28 AM (5pg79)
My answer would be, if you ask, and it's something he CAN do, and says he will, but doesn't. Asking again is not nagging. If he doesn't like it, he can do what he said he was going to do.
Nagging is when you ask him to do something that is either beyond his control, or otherwise unrealistic. Such as, he says he has to work late, and you respond by saying "when are you going to stand up to your boss and tell him your wife is just as important as your stupid job?"
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 12:28 AM (Dj0WE)
See, now that is a little unfair.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:28 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Coke Machine from future at January 31, 2015 12:28 AM (gwG9s)
all of them must be safe, no matter the changes in ingredients and
formulations.
Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 12:27 AM (+2//H)
Another strong contender in the nitwit parody competition. Excellent work!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 31, 2015 12:29 AM (oKE6c)
If I respond with, "Oh.., thanks for reminding me", then it was encouragement. If my response is, "Yes..., I know that needs to be taken care of", then it is time to leave it alone..., like forever."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2015 12:25 AM (vPh3W)
Shoves $100.00 through USB port.
I'm buying this.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 12:29 AM (16bOT)
Another issue I love to discuss is nagging.
If your wife asks you nicely to do something and you forget, at what
point does she get to remind you again before she's nagging you?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:16 AM (Pauop)
If it's on the needs-to-be-done-list, I nag because it's useful.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 12:21 AM (kI/Ja)
If it ain't in my email, it was a casual conversation and doesn't need follow-up.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 12:29 AM (T1005)
Not that it matters, since it fell into the Pacific Ocean. Why did I think that was a good idea?
Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 12:29 AM (+2//H)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 12:28 AM (Dj0WE)
Oh for fucks sake, that is not nagging, that is.... psycho.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:29 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Tammy
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Yes, I know it is a little unfair.
;-)
But really..., why so?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2015 12:30 AM (vPh3W)
Like you know what I look like! But thank you!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:31 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 31, 2015 12:31 AM (ucDmr)
There is part of the problem. People hear 'vaccine' and their brain says 'good'. Not always the case.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at January 31, 2015 12:31 AM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: Simple Solutions with Pulp at January 31, 2015 12:32 AM (gwG9s)
I am amused at the thought of applying office paperwork trails to personal relationships.
"Didn't get the memo"
Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 12:32 AM (+2//H)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 12:32 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2015 12:32 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 12:33 AM (5pg79)
he CAN do, and says he will, but doesn't. Asking again is not nagging.
If he doesn't like it, he can do what he said he was going to do.
Nagging
is when you ask him to do something that is either beyond his control,
or otherwise unrealistic. Such as, he says he has to work late, and you
respond by saying "when are you going to stand up to your boss and tell
him your wife is just as important as your stupid job?"
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 12:28 AM (Dj0WE)
For me, it's "Oh, you want this to be done? Want me to remind you constantly until it is? Agreed!"
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 12:33 AM (kI/Ja)
If your wife asks you nicely to do something and you forget, at what point does she get to remind you again before she's nagging you?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:16 AM (Pauop)
******
OK then, here we go!
How important was said assigned task? No, not to you, to me. You see, I assigned it a priority when asked to do it. I will not tell you what that priority ranking was, because it should be obvious to you.
You feeling me now?
Let's circle,back to Womynz's transgressions and discuss when we get to talk about them. Cuz that got kinda dodged completely.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 12:33 AM (eLjug)
Posted by: naturalfake
Listening to Savage?
Well, I got 'cher problem raitch'ere.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2015 12:34 AM (mKIGf)
If it ain't in my email, it was a casual conversation and doesn't need follow-up.
I am amused at the thought of applying office paperwork trails to personal relationships.
"Didn't get the memo"
Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 12:32 AM (+2//H)
We've both managed people in an office setting.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 12:34 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2015 12:34 AM (t//F+)
My favorite quote, I'll have to paraphrase is Samuel Adams before the Cont Congress arguing for the Dec of Ind...All we ask is to be left alone and live our lives as we see fit!
Wow, just wow. How far we have come from that point. Wish someone would explain that to Obozo...hey Boehner, McConnell yoohoo *waves frantically*. Ahh F**k, they must be deaf.
Posted by: Farmer at January 31, 2015 12:34 AM (o/90i)
It's why I'm sympathetic to anti-vaxers and those who want to make their own decisions on the issue. They're the ones who have to pick up the pieces if anything goes wrong.
And considering the general crap nature of Science! (global warming, diet, etc), a "scientific study" saying vaxes are safe doesn't mean all that much.
Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 12:35 AM (+2//H)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 12:33 AM (eLjug)
Exactly.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 12:35 AM (kI/Ja)
How do you handle spontaneous?
"Hey, this is going to be off the record ... "
Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 12:36 AM (+2//H)
Oh, YOU!
Seriously, though... I need the trash taken out.
I can't take the trash out here in Arkansas, because I have lingering balance issues and can't carry it downstairs, so Thor has to do that. He doesn't mind.
At this very moment, the trash is over flowing. I bagged it up, sat it by the sink, and started another bag yesterday, which is also overflowing.
And it is starting to smell up in here!
I have asked him twice. And by ask, I mean, when you have a minute, can you take out the trash.
2nd time was The trash is ready next time you come up.
He is NOT purposely ignoring it, I know he's just busy, so I make an effort not to get an angry tone in my voice.
But I PROMISE you, next time I ask, he's gonna have an attitude.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:37 AM (Pauop)
Flipping channels. Kenny Stabler is on TV with Gay Fieri.
I think I might know of at least one Raiderette here...
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 12:37 AM (3Eg8d)
Well, I got 'cher problem raitch'ere.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2015 12:34 AM (mKIGf)
Meh. Yeah.
I was running errands.
It was him or Medved. Music radio was sucking.
I reached my limit about 5-10 minutes into it.
I have only myself to blame.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2015 12:37 AM (KBvAm)
I thought we had discussed it pretty thoroughly?
You see what it is, it's a perspective issue!
There are no real answers, I'm just trying to point out how we view things through the filter of our gender.
NOT that such a thing as GENDER exists, of course!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:39 AM (Pauop)
...because it wouldn't surprise me.
I'd expect them to show up in the daytime threads, but whatever.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 12:39 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2015 12:30 AM (vPh3W)
Oh, YOU!
Seriously, though... I need the trash taken out.
I can't take the trash out here in Arkansas, because I have
lingering balance issues and can't carry it downstairs, so Thor has to
do that. He doesn't mind.
At this very moment, the trash is over flowing. I bagged it up, sat
it by the sink, and started another bag yesterday, which is also
overflowing.
And it is starting to smell up in here!
I have asked him twice. And by ask, I mean, when you have a minute, can you take out the trash.
2nd time was The trash is ready next time you come up.
He is NOT purposely ignoring it, I know he's just busy, so I make an effort not to get an angry tone in my voice.
But I PROMISE you, next time I ask, he's gonna have an attitude.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:37 AM (Pauop)
You need a trash chute.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 12:40 AM (T1005)
I think I might know of at least one Raiderette here...
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 12:37 AM (3Eg8d)
Saw that episode a few hours earlier. Like 3 people who own restaurants happen to be tailgating at a Raiders game.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 12:40 AM (kI/Ja)
That's exactly it. We are responsible for our own decisions.
Science! Not recently. Its all scare-mongering. On both sides.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at January 31, 2015 12:40 AM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 12:41 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 12:35 AM (kI/Ja)
*******
Oh, I am aware. I did not inadvertently buy my Divorce Attorney a boat for no damn good reason.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 12:41 AM (5kNXS)
Meant also to add, I definitely get the priority thing. It would be helpful if that was shared, NOT because I am a bossy bitch and want to know every move you make, but so I can understand why I am being ignored.
Which is my feelings, not your intent, I get that!
Just saying this is how shit starts.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:42 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: naturalfake
Medved was ... um, different today.
He announced that he has cancer and is taking some time off. His voice sounded horrid but ebullient as only a happy
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2015 12:42 AM (mKIGf)
Don't know what "budget" means for you. And I don't know what magnification you're looking for. But Cougar got me a Burris AR332 for Christmas, and it's a pretty slick 3x. Light, low profile, red/green/black reticle.
And you can find a good deal on it too. I found a $100 rebate for mine, but I think it expired by now.
opticsplanet dot com is a good place to start.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 12:43 AM (e+1S5)
my conventional dating demographic already had their kids years ago with
someone else and were done with the idea.
Instead, things got weirder. I'm 41 and the girlfriend/fiancee/gonna be wife #2 is 22. But we're both bitter and antisocial people who like our pets better than we like most folks, she's generally on board with paranoid survivalism, and we're also sci-fi geeks. It works well. Hell, my friends like her too and not just because she's pretty hot.
Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at January 31, 2015 12:44 AM (zNKCm)
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You need a trash chute.
Posted by: cthulhu at January
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Or an open window...
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 12:45 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 12:41 AM (5kNXS)
It probably wasn't a canoe.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 12:45 AM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: Libertatis Cunabula at January 31, 2015 12:45 AM (H/Jqm)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 12:46 AM (5pg79)
You see what it is, it's a perspective issue!
There are no real answers, I'm just trying to point out how we view things through the filter of our gender.
NOT that such a thing as GENDER exists, of course!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:39 AM (Pauop)
*******
Excellent! Then what priority level was assigned to your request in the scenario you described and we "discussed". A 1-5 ranking response would be fine here. There is a correct answer. However....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 12:46 AM (5kNXS)
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 31, 2015 12:46 AM (R5HRU)
You need a trash chute.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 12:40 AM (T1005)
I love how the make mind works. Answers! Real life, problem solving SOLUTIONS!
We did have a sort of system whereby I went to the end of the front porch which is missing the railing , and drop it into the big, outdoor garbage can, which worked out just fine.
Until I didn't notice the ice and fell off the porch, which is 5 feet off the ground! I am no longer allowed to take out the trash that way. (His decision, not my request)
I don't ask him to do anything I can't do myself.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:46 AM (Pauop)
It's why I'm sympathetic to anti-vaxers and those who want to make their own decisions on the issue. They're the ones who have to pick up the pieces if anything goes wrong.
And considering the general crap nature of Science! (global warming, diet, etc), a "scientific study" saying vaxes are safe doesn't mean all that much.
Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 12:35 AM (+2//H)
Okay, I will be blunt, and probably piss a few folks off, but here goes.
My husband cannot have vaccines of various types because they are made using chicken eggs, and he is allergic in the extreme. That means that every fool who decides their precious snowflake should not be vaccinated is a potential source of death for my husband. This is not a laughing matter.
I will be damned if I feel any sympathy for the families that choose to not vaccinate. They are putting the rest of us in peril, in one way or another. Particularly those who cannot vaccinate, and those who do not get full immunity from the vaccines.
It's a shot. Get over it. And for heaven's sake, get it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 31, 2015 12:46 AM (+YMhA)
I'm right there with you on this. I know a guy at work like that. You ask him to do something (within his job description), and he says he'll get on it. Now, he will tell you, if you ask him a second time he will not respond, because he's already planning on doing it, and he doesn't like being asked a second time.
But the thing is, sometimes he forgets! He won't admit it, he gets sidetracked because he has too many things going at once, so please, just tell me you have no idea when you're going to get to it, and I'll gently remind you tomorrow, and don't get your panties in a wad over me asking, because you are NOWHERE NEAR as consistent and reliable as you seem to think you are!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 12:46 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Tammy
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* ponders *
Damned if I know. As distasteful as it undoubtedly is, you might consider just accumulating bags of garbage in the kitchen until they are manifestly self-evident.
I expect that runs against the grain a LOT..., for multiple reasons, but it eliminates the conversation.
My confidence in this advice is *very* low.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2015 12:48 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2015 12:48 AM (mKIGf)
You need a trash chute.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 12:40 AM (T1005)
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A trash chute does not have biceps that ripple and bulge when the trash bag is lifted.
Posted by: Mindy at January 31, 2015 12:48 AM (81V/7)
Posted by: Mindy at January 31, 2015 12:48 AM (81V/7)
Okay, she needs Magnum, P.I.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 31, 2015 12:49 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: cthulhu
This is the answer.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2015 12:48 AM (mKIGf)
Trebuchet.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2015 12:50 AM (KBvAm)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 31, 2015 12:51 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: cthulhu
This is the answer.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2015 12:48 AM (mKIGf)
Trebuchet.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2015 12:50 AM (KBvAm)
And no HOA sending a nastygram saying, "You put your trash out too early. It was daylight. Don't mention everyone else who does it."
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 12:51 AM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: RWC Team Warthog at January 31, 2015 12:51 AM (zxCGA)
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 31, 2015 12:52 AM (R5HRU)
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2015 12:42 AM (mKIGf)
I ask of Our Lord to find him well. As God knows, one of my greatest fears is a cancer of the lungs or throat.
I would wish some other way to perish from His earth.
Lord, this evening I ask of you grace upon a fellow human being. Might our Prayers find God's ear and allow our brother his richly deserved dignity.
Assuage the fears of his Family and allow them to find God's Grace.
*amen*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 12:52 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2015 12:52 AM (vPh3W)
What the hell are you putting in your trash bags?
Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 12:52 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: naturalfake
Gdammit, you had to one up the Old One.
Then again, think of the permits...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2015 12:52 AM (mKIGf)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 12:53 AM (16bOT)
You need a trash chute.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 12:40 AM (T1005)
I love how the make mind works. Answers! Real life, problem solving SOLUTIONS!
We did have a sort of system whereby I went to the end of the front
porch which is missing the railing , and drop it into the big, outdoor
garbage can, which worked out just fine.
Until I didn't notice the ice and fell off the porch, which is 5
feet off the ground! I am no longer allowed to take out the trash that
way. (His decision, not my request)
I don't ask him to do anything I can't do myself.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:46 AM (Pauop)
=====Hmmmmm.
"Thor, is it alright with you if we change your decision about you taking out all the trash? I don't want to nag you and I would be happy to do it. What do you want me to do -- take out the trash myself, or nag you about it?"
Posted by: jc at January 31, 2015 12:53 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2015 12:53 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 31, 2015 12:53 AM (R5HRU)
I will refrain from description of what happened when I stuck a beer in the freezer and forgot about it, and walked into the kitchen the next morning to find the missus dealing with a freezer full of beer bottle glass fragments.
Goddamned physics and chemistry. Always causing trouble.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 31, 2015 12:53 AM (noWW6)
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That's begging the question, re nagging/not nagging.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2015 12:52 AM (vPh3W)
Set up a system.
I take out the trash, because it's the system.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 12:54 AM (kI/Ja)
This is the very thing that people need to sit down and work out.
I think your idea of a gradient scale is perfect.
It's how I trained my peeps at work.
We should all treat our spouses as well as we treat our coworkers.
Thor and I have a general list of things we need to get done for the month; perhaps I should pencil the trash in. Or dies that seem to micro managy?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:54 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 31, 2015 12:46 AM (R5HRU)
I fought the Kraken. I won.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 12:54 AM (e+1S5)
-Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at January 31, 2015 12:44 AM (zNKCm)
*HAH!* Continued Blessings, Sir!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 12:55 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Vendette
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I take out the trash because that is Mrs. Hammer's system.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2015 12:55 AM (vPh3W)
whatever the hell Marcus Allen did to piss Al Davis off, it must've been a doozy.
But we got Bo Jackson out of it, so there's that.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 12:55 AM (OsWis)
Get well soon, Medved! Shine on, you crazy GOPe diamond.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 12:56 AM (5pg79)
Which is my feelings, not your intent, I get that!
Just saying this is how shit starts.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:42 AM (Pauop)
*******
I hope you understand that I was speaking in generalities while trying to make a point. And trying to keep It light while doing so.
Feeling that you are being ignored in a marriage (in a larger sense) is awful. Been there, done that. Did not mean to get too close to a sensitive area, and apologize If I did.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 12:56 AM (5kNXS)
My daughter will leave the trashcan in her bathroom unemptied. This is NOT a shared bathroom, but it is the one that is just off the hall, so if we have company...
I can let it sit, and the trash will literally overflow onto the floor. She's not a child, she is a young adult. Imagine the sorts of things that go into that can.
Really, I don't know if she just thinks I'm somehow slacking off on the job, or if she just doesn't care. I know it's wrong, but I give in more often than not.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 12:56 AM (Dj0WE)
Although I'm his second wife, I'm the first and only woman he has ever proposed to. And the relationship seems to have "taken."
His first wife was a psycho. His last girlfriend before me was a psycho. I just hope he broke the pattern with me!
Posted by: Mindy at January 31, 2015 12:56 AM (81V/7)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 31, 2015 12:56 AM (ucDmr)
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Garbage cannon. Fire that stuff over across the tracks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
--------------------
HEY! WTF?
Posted by: that guy on the other side of the tracks at January 31, 2015 12:56 AM (3Eg8d)
Still loved his comment to The Boz.
"Next time get bus fare."
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 31, 2015 12:56 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 12:57 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2015 12:05 AM
You are not alone, been there. Boggles my mind, I forgive and forget. I love my wife, but she will bring up things from the past and I'm like WTF?
Posted by: Farmer at January 31, 2015 12:57 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: RWC Team Warthog at January 31, 2015 12:58 AM (zxCGA)
When he finally gets around to it, I am going to tell him I like to watch his muscles when he lifts the bags.
Because I DO. Especially if he doesn't have his shirt on and I can see the back muscles ripple.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:58 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 12:59 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2015 12:55 AM (vPh3W)
Exactly! And she is content that it is being done right.
I take the trash out because I'm pretty much programmed to take care of it now. And I know it's done to my satisfaction
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 12:59 AM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 12:59 AM (OsWis)
I'll be keeping him in my prayers.
I popped my talk radio cherry listening to him, Prager and Hewitt. Don't care for him much anymore but God speed.
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 31, 2015 01:00 AM (R5HRU)
Blinks.
Tough?? OMG. I am being bitchy again like I was with slap and I don't see it.
I am so sorry! What did I say that was tough?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:00 AM (Pauop)
Man, you and everyone else. Except for maybe Lucas, who seems embarrassed that Zahn can write the Rings of Saturn around him. Well, him and Bioware (before the SJW harpy brigade decended upon them like a plague of locusts, anyway).
Speaking of games, Magfest was awesome this year, even if the Gaylord blows goats. I'm telling you, there are fewer finer things in life than getting blasted on high-grade whiskey and staggering down to the 24-hour arcade to play vidya until 5 AM. I still suck horribly at Centipede, but damned if it wasn't awesome.
Posted by: Saber Alter at January 31, 2015 01:01 AM (R/KIS)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:01 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 01:01 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Mindy at January 31, 2015 12:56 AM (81V/7)
He did break the pattern and he is lucky for it.
Posted by: cm9000 at January 31, 2015 01:01 AM (8zCR+)
When he finally gets around to it, I am going to tell him I like to watch his muscles when he lifts the bags.
Because I DO. Especially if he doesn't have his shirt on and I can see the back muscles ripple.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 12:58 AM (Pauop)
When is garbage day at your place? Just so we can expect not to see you for a while.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 01:01 AM (kI/Ja)
Explains why the Raiders have been so shitty since their SB run.
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 31, 2015 01:02 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Mindy at January 31, 2015 01:02 AM (81V/7)
541 Nate, when I married Mr. Bassman, he was 44.
Although I'm his second wife, I'm the first and only woman he has ever proposed to. And the relationship seems to have "taken."
His first wife was a psycho. His last girlfriend before me was a psycho. I just hope he broke the pattern with me!
Posted by: Mindy at January 31, 2015 12:56 AM (81V/7)
Nate, we traced the post and it's coming from inside your house!!
Seriously, good for you and Bassman. So there is love to be found after 40.....woohooo!!
Posted by: RWC Team Warthog at January 31, 2015 01:02 AM (zxCGA)
Switching topics a little - budget scopes for an AR - any recommendations?
Not that it matters, since it fell into the Pacific Ocean. Why did I think that was a good idea?
Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 12:29 AM (+2//H)
Budget optics: Primary Arms. Have a 3-9x that's just peachy, although that model is discontinued. For under $100 on clearance, surprisingly clear glass with minimal color shifting. Used it on my AR for awhile with good results, now it's on my 10/22 (decided to go with a Vortex red dot for speed on the social rifle).
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2015 01:03 AM (krgKs)
I think after our last SB loss against Tampa was the beginning of the fall.
And I hope jamarcus "sizzurp" russell DIAF.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:03 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 01:01 AM (Dj0WE)
Hell of a first thing to see here tonight. I spit my cig at the monitor at high velocity.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2015 01:04 AM (FMbng)
Oh hell no, you didn't at all!
My goodness, I am not so fragile as all that.
I am not fragile at all, really.
I have 8 brothers. Trust me, I can take it!
I like having these sorts of discussions, although The Dude will tell you this is how I ruined the ONT, or rather, how the ONT was ruined .
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:04 AM (Pauop)
"Bet you I can throw this football over them mountains."
"I can throw a pigskin a quarter-mile."
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 31, 2015 01:05 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: cm9000 at January 31, 2015 01:01 AM (8zCR+)
------
I try not to be too irritable with him, but when I am, I have the assurance that he appreciates that I never scream and berate him like she did.
Posted by: Mindy at January 31, 2015 01:05 AM (81V/7)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 31, 2015 01:06 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:06 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 01:01 AM (kI/Ja)
Wednesday!
And lest y'all think Thor is some kind of asshole who doesn't help, he always remembers on Tuesday night!
It's just that I am such a trashy woman, once a week ain't near enough!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:06 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 31, 2015 01:07 AM (R5HRU)
For an AR, particularly one you may have to bet on, save up and go Aimpoint. Buy once, cry once. I've had the same CompM2 on my AR since 2007, and hell, I only change the battery once every six months. These days get the T1 Micro or the PRO.
Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at January 31, 2015 01:08 AM (zNKCm)
529 Trebuchet
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Garbage cannon. Fire that stuff over across the tracks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
--------------------
HEY! WTF?
Posted by: that guy on the other side of the tracks at January 31, 2015 12:56 AM (3Eg8d)
You don't happen to live near chi's neighbor, do you?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 01:08 AM (T1005)
LOL! Sorry, that was in response to the suggestion I dump my daughter's overflowing bathroom trashcan on her head.
I'm picturing the revenge, when I'm too old to defend myself. It's like money in the bank, I may be too soft on my sweet darling daughter, and I'm hoping when she finally exits her teens, and has a little maturity behind her, it'll pay off.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 01:08 AM (Dj0WE)
THat was his other problem. He'd eat a meatball sub the size of an actual sub.
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 31, 2015 01:08 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:08 AM (OsWis)
You didn't even capitalize "Slap". Miss Al-Thor? You are a belligerent passive-aggressive... LOL.
JUST KIDDING!
'Ettes get "on a roll". They follow the laws of the land and gravity.
...so do Morons such as myself.
My prose becomes less forgiving throughout the evening because Beer... and *Moron*. ...but mostly Beer.
Bless you, darlin'! If it weren't for Ladies such as yourself, I'd go elsewhere for All Things Baseball.
*cheers!*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 01:09 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Mindy at January 31, 2015 01:05 AM (81V/7)
See, that is just sickening to me. Women like that are lucky they don't get popped, which is why I always want to hear the entire story when some guy gets arrested for cutting a bitch.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:09 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Mindy at January 31, 2015 01:09 AM (81V/7)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 31, 2015 01:10 AM (ucDmr)
Now now Tammy - that's not very PC of you!
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 31, 2015 01:10 AM (R5HRU)
My goodness, I am not so fragile as all that.
I am not fragile at all, really.
I have 8 brothers. Trust me, I can take it!
I like having these sorts of discussions, although The Dude will tell you this is how I ruined the ONT, or rather, how the ONT was ruined .
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:04 AM (Pauop)
******
Cool. Thanks. Just wanted to be clear.
And, in that vein, am I to be reminded of this thread and asked to apologize for my transgressions some time in mid to late 2016?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 01:10 AM (z2f1n)
Cheers, dear heart.
I am having troubles with a wiped computer and the resulting recalcitrant cursor. I can barely make an apostrophe, let alone a cap! And it keeps highlighting every thing!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:11 AM (Pauop)
Cheers, dear heart.
I am having troubles with a wiped computer and the resulting recalcitrant cursor. I can barely make an apostrophe, let alone a cap! And it keeps highlighting every thing!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:11 AM (Pauop)
Man, you and everyone else.
Posted by: Saber Alter
Not me. Zahn sucks. He the Robert Asprin of SF.
Heir to the Empire was a boring shit fest. I bought the full-priced hardbound edition the day it came out. Haven't finished it.
The first act is a Tom Brady football of openings, deflated and boring. Thrawn (apologies to the commenter of the same name) was a SF version of the stereotypical Nazi commandant of every WWII movie. Should have equipped him with jodpurs and a lightswaggerstick.
*SVIZ-SVIZ*
"Avay vit you, Rrrrr'ebel schum!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2015 01:11 AM (mKIGf)
Still... it's nice to maintain a glimmer of hope.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 01:11 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:11 AM (Pauop)
She remarried and promptly had her new husband (really sweet guy) sterilized. Rather symbolic. Then stopped having sex with him, so it was moot.
Posted by: Mindy at January 31, 2015 01:12 AM (81V/7)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:13 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2015 01:13 AM (4ka5+)
Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 01:13 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 31, 2015 01:14 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 01:14 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:14 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 01:15 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 01:16 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 01:16 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu
----------------
Hmm.
Alters elevation and azimuth.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2015 01:16 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 31, 2015 01:16 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
Speaking of,
Did you try deleting the Keyboard from the Device Manager and rebooting?
- also, "keeps highlighting everything" -
That sounds like a mouse-pad problem. Your laptop has a mousepad, yes? Try hunt-and-peck typing without resting your hand on the laptop if so.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2015 01:17 AM (mKIGf)
None to keep track of so far!
I am not quite as inclined to keep score and then spring it on you as most women.
I remember things, but I feel like if I do not have the balls to tell you right then and work it all the way out, then it isn't fair to bring it up 6 months later.
I pick my battles.
The problem with that is that the battle then becomes invested with far more importance than it should be, I suppose.
I just mostly ask myself if X is worth having a fight over and it almost never is, and I also remind myself about the one million wonderful qualities he has to balance out the three little faults.
This is easier on some days than others, and when the kitchen stinks it isn't easy at all, but really... worth a fight?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:17 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2015 01:17 AM (vPh3W)
Tammy, when she left him, his ulcer went away.
She remarried and promptly had her new husband (really sweet guy)
sterilized. Rather symbolic. Then stopped having sex with him, so it
was moot.
Posted by: Mindy at January 31, 2015 01:12 AM (81V/7)
On the other hand, it left him free to fool around without worrying about any hard-to-explain pregnancies.....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 01:18 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:18 AM (OsWis)
I swear to you, there is no keyboard in my Devices.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:18 AM (Pauop)
praying for Darbie still.
Posted by: that guy on the other side of the tracks at January 31, 2015 01:19 AM (3Eg8d)
Check out Todd Snider sometime. My son used to work for him. Nice guy.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 31, 2015 01:19 AM (ucDmr)
Ugh. So, so common. It's basic evolutionary biology. Why would a woman want to sleep with a man who isn't fertile?
Sweet tap dancing Christ, cavemen had this shit figured out. And I wanted a flying car by now.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 01:19 AM (e+1S5)
I could kiss you! You make me laugh so hard!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:19 AM (Pauop)
"Recalcitrant" is in-line with "defenestration".
+2.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 01:20 AM (16bOT)
Deeee-lish. Good thing I have a cast iron stomach.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2015 12:14 AM
Stopped at 5 Guys when we were out of town the other day. Try the hot dogs, best I ever had.
Posted by: Farmer at January 31, 2015 01:20 AM (o/90i)
What a piece of work. I bet Mr Bassman thanks God daily for your sweet self.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:20 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 01:21 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
What version of Windows?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2015 01:21 AM (mKIGf)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 01:21 AM (3Eg8d)
This is easier on some days than others, and when the kitchen stinks it isn't easy at all, but really... worth a fight?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:17 AM (Pauop)
====I have an opinion on this, but my whole life is like a chick's movie right now so it might be pretty skewed.
Posted by: jc at January 31, 2015 01:22 AM (iRJ+A)
Bribe him. "Hey baby, when you get back from taking the trash out I'll be wearing that little black number you like"
Two problems solved.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 01:22 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2015 01:23 AM (l3vZN)
Also, all the men I know who are severely allergic to cats have had vasectomies. Weird.
Posted by: Mindy at January 31, 2015 01:24 AM (81V/7)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 01:24 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:24 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 01:13 AM (e+1S5)
Note how I took full responsibility at first!
But I didn't want people compelled to come rushing forth, absolving me of blame.
Which they would have, to be polite!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:24 AM (Pauop)
The problem with that is that the battle then becomes invested with far more importance than it should be, I suppose.
I just mostly ask myself if X is worth having a fight over and it almost never is, and I also remind myself about the one million wonderful qualities he has to balance out the three little faults.
This is easier on some days than others, and when the kitchen stinks it isn't easy at all, but really... worth a fight?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:17 AM (Pauop)
*******
I have found that there should be very few things that are worth throwing down (figuratively) about in a marriage. Let go and let God is a great way to clear out the marriage cache, but it does take two with this attitude to make a marriage work well.
I am mainly talking to myself right about now, but thanks for listening.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 01:25 AM (eLjug)
The problem with that is that the battle then becomes invested with far more importance than it should be, I suppose.
I just mostly ask myself if X is worth having a fight over and it almost never is, and I also remind myself about the one million wonderful qualities he has to balance out the three little faults.
This is easier on some days than others, and when the kitchen stinks it isn't easy at all, but really... worth a fight?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:17 AM (Pauop)
*******
I have found that there should be very few things that are worth throwing down (figuratively) about in a marriage. Let go and let God is a great way to clear out the marriage cache, but it does take two with this attitude to make a marriage work well.
I am mainly talking to myself right about now, but thanks for listening.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 01:25 AM (z2f1n)
Posted by: RWC Team Warthog at January 31, 2015 01:25 AM (zxCGA)
I've seen "perfidy", "aphorism", "calumny", "plenary", "solipsism" and "eponymous" used around here.
"Recalcitrant" is in-line with "defenestration".
+2.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 01:20 AM (16bOT)
I've actually been defenestrated.
It was in Long Beach, I was a kid in karate class, and we were milling around waiting for class to start. This kid comes up to me, grabs my arm, yanks it out in front of me and says, "hold your arm like this!"
I'm going, "Wut?!?" and the next thing I knew, I was outside in the bushes in a pile of broken glass. Didn't get a cut at all (thankfully).
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 01:25 AM (T1005)
Posted by: jc at January 31, 2015 01:22 AM (iRJ+A)
Lay it on me, brah!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:26 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:26 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2015 01:26 AM (l3vZN)
Women are getting out of hand because men are getting pussified.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:27 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:27 AM (OsWis)
Uhhhmmm,
You will take the trash out,
then you will eat me.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 31, 2015 01:28 AM (NaeCR)
DC, I have a theory. Every woman I have ever known who had serious
hormonal problems had a snipped husband. I think there are some
essential hormones a woman gets from an intact husband.
Also, all the men I know who are severely allergic to cats have had vasectomies. Weird.
Posted by: Mindy at January 31, 2015 01:24 AM (81V/7)
Exception to the second paragraph, right here.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 01:28 AM (T1005)
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 31, 2015 01:28 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 31, 2015 01:28 AM (ucDmr)
I have a big outdoor city-supplied trash can that I roll to the curb once a week to be emptied be the trashmen. As is standard in cities across America. The service is paid for by a rather large addition to the annual property tax bill -- also standard in many cities.
So everything was going along fine for years, and last year there must have been new trashmen on our route, because each week, instead of approximately replacing the empty cans after the garbage truck passed, the trashmen would sort of hurl them willy-nilly at random around the street, often nowhere near the original house. And ever worse, often they were on their sides, half-out in the street, and so on.
(I think there were politico-social reasons for this, but that's a different story.)
Anyway, after months of abuse, my can finally couldn't take it any more after one week when the trashman just hurled it onto its side at an angle, and the plastic (I call it a "can" but ts made out of plastic) cracked all the way down one edge, rendering the can unusable.
Residents are not allowed to supply their own cans -- they need to get new ones from the city, so they comport with the system on the garbage trucks.
SO I called up and ordered a replacement. A few days later it was dropped off.
I went outside and was stunned to see that my replacement garbage can was this ridiculously tiny little thing, about 1/3 the size of the one I had before.
So I called the city to complain and to get a proper sized one.
The lady on the phone told me that I was given the proper size one. I said it was ridiculously small. I described it to her. She understood, and said that was the same size of my previous one. I corrected her and said my original can was three times as large.
Can you guess her response?
I doubt it.
It was this: She said that I had been mistaken given an extra-large can before, one that cost three times as much on one's tax bill, and because of this, I had been abusing the system for years and years, so she whipped out her calculator and added up all the back property taxes I owed to pay for the undeserved large garbage can I had been using for over a decade.
It added up to thousands upon thousands of dollars.
So, I call up to complain about my small garbage can, and the satisfaction I get is a bill for thousands of dollars, and no new garbage at all.
Bureaucracy: the banality of evil.
(Postscript: I refused to pay the back "taxes." She refused to send me a new garbage can unless I did so. Having reached a stand off, we left it at that, and to this day I have to make do with a dinky garbage can.)
Posted by: zombie at January 31, 2015 01:29 AM (K4YiS)
Two problems solved."
-Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 01:22 AM (e+1S5)
I violated the "don't refresh while reading" -rule.
*wipes down keyboard*
"little black number" is silly-frilly, new hillbilly.
I simply say that you should let your "Other Half" know your intentions.
*yawn*
It'll be on the curb before the truck shows-up tomorrow.
*sets alarm*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 01:29 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Mindy at January 31, 2015 01:29 AM (81V/7)
Any man stupid enough to put me on a pedestal will be sorely disappointed. Not to mention, my silly ass would just fall the fuck off it.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:29 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 01:25 AM (z2f1n)
I am losing track of my conversations with everyone.
But I will say, to bring it full circle, that women have a harder time letting those little things go, right?
I don't like to fell grouchy and put upon, so I either let it out or let it go.
Thank you for listening!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:30 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2015 01:23 AM (l3vZN)
Jinx it sounds like you had an encounter with the bureaucracy, care to elaborate?
Posted by: cm9000 at January 31, 2015 01:31 AM (8zCR+)
How 'bout some random chick on the internet who thinks you are swell as can be? You deserve that pedestal, missy.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:31 AM (Pauop)
That story has stuck with me ever since.
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 31, 2015 01:31 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 01:32 AM (5pg79)
Speaking of taking out the trash - the following happened to me:
I have a big outdoor city-supplied trash can that I roll to the curb
once a week to be emptied be the trashmen. As is standard in cities
across America. The service is paid for by a rather large addition to
the annual property tax bill -- also standard in many cities.
So everything was going along fine for years, and last year there
must have been new trashmen on our route, because each week, instead of
approximately replacing the empty cans after the garbage truck passed,
the trashmen would sort of hurl them willy-nilly at random around the
street, often nowhere near the original house. And ever worse, often
they were on their sides, half-out in the street, and so on.
(I think there were politico-social reasons for this, but that's a different story.)
Anyway, after months of abuse, my can finally couldn't take it any
more after one week when the trashman just hurled it onto its side at an
angle, and the plastic (I call it a "can" but ts made out of plastic)
cracked all the way down one edge, rendering the can unusable.
Residents are not allowed to supply their own cans -- they need to
get new ones from the city, so they comport with the system on the
garbage trucks.
SO I called up and ordered a replacement. A few days later it was dropped off.
I went outside and was stunned to see that my replacement garbage
can was this ridiculously tiny little thing, about 1/3 the size of the
one I had before.
So I called the city to complain and to get a proper sized one.
The lady on the phone told me that I was given the proper size one. I
said it was ridiculously small. I described it to her. She understood,
and said that was the same size of my previous one. I corrected her and
said my original can was three times as large.
Can you guess her response?
I doubt it.
It was this: She said that I had been mistaken given an extra-large
can before, one that cost three times as much on one's tax bill, and
because of this, I had been abusing the system for years and years, so she
whipped out her calculator and added up all the back property taxes I
owed to pay for the undeserved large garbage can I had been using for
over a decade.
It added up to thousands upon thousands of dollars.
So, I call up to complain about my small garbage can, and the
satisfaction I get is a bill for thousands of dollars, and no new
garbage at all.
Bureaucracy: the banality of evil.
(Postscript: I refused to pay the back "taxes." She refused to send
me a new garbage can unless I did so. Having reached a stand off, we
left it at that, and to this day I have to make do with a dinky garbage
can.)
Posted by: zombie at January 31, 2015 01:29 AM (K4YiS)
Keep an eye out for real estate agent signs in your area. As soon as one goes "sale pending", swap your dinky trash can for theirs.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 01:32 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2015 01:32 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:33 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2015 01:33 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:27 AM (Pauop)
Say whu?
Posted by: Pajama Boy at January 31, 2015 01:33 AM (8zCR+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:34 AM (OsWis)
And they fucking wonder why people hate the government.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:34 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:35 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 01:35 AM (5pg79)
Women are getting out of hand because men are getting pussified.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:27 AM (Pauop)
Yeah not this dude. Many have tried and flamed out badly. I'm a bridge too far. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2015 01:35 AM (FMbng)
then you will eat me.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 31, 2015 01:28 AM (NaeCR)
Beautiful.
Cut, jib, newsletter?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:36 AM (Pauop)
-Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2015 01:33 AM (UVfht)
^This Fuckin' Guy^
...is onto something.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 01:36 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Adriane the Confused Patriot ... at January 31, 2015 01:36 AM (P+IZm)
--------------------
GGE will wear the skirts - you keep on keeping on...
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 01:37 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:37 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2015 01:32 AM (l3vZN)
Yes we do and we need to support the FSA as well.
Posted by: Pajama Boy at January 31, 2015 01:37 AM (8zCR+)
You are not too far, you are JUST right!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:37 AM (Pauop)
Well, yeah. Semen provides a testosterone boost to women, which calms what is known by scientists as the "bitch mode".
Also, my swimmers work fine, and I'm deathly allergic to cats. Dander ridden fur balls from hell, they are.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 01:38 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 01:38 AM (16bOT)
I wore my slacks.
I got counseled.
Oooh.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:38 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2015 01:38 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2015 01:39 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 01:39 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cm9000 at January 31, 2015 01:39 AM (8zCR+)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 01:39 AM (T1005)
I have an opinion on this, but my whole life is like a chick's movie right now so it might be pretty skewed.
Posted by: jc at January 31, 2015 01:22 AM (iRJ+A)
Lay it on me, brah!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:26 AM (Pauop)
===missus jc and I used to have all the same issues people are talking about here tonight before she got sick. Occasionally I would answer her complaint with: "I would have cleaned that up, but you beat me to it." She would get pretty frustrated with that.
Then, it came to pass that I did absolutely everything for years cuz she was too sick. I know she felt bad about that, but she tried to keep me from knowing how much it hurt her.
In the end, there is only one question that actually applies, and it is: "will I regret this later?" Nothing else even matters. Don't turn little things into big things.
If there are big things, you have to solve them or you have to move on. But, little things can and should just stay little things.
Posted by: jc at January 31, 2015 01:39 AM (iRJ+A)
Men DO need something to look up to and revere and defend.
To say nothing of sneaking a peek.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:40 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at January 31, 2015 01:40 AM (3Eg8d)
-Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2015 01:39 AM (UVfht)
I can dig it.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 01:40 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 01:32 AM (5pg79)
And she can kick your backside five ways to Sunday.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 01:40 AM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:41 AM (OsWis)
I didn't do it.
Nobody saw me do it.
You can't prove anything.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 31, 2015 01:41 AM (noWW6)
The book that is in you needs to be written. Now might be a really good time.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:41 AM (Pauop)
You're a girl? Nice to know. How you doin'?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 01:32 AM (5pg79)
And she can kick your backside five ways to Sunday.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 01:40 AM (kI/Ja)
Can't they all?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 01:41 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Piercello at January 31, 2015 01:41 AM (QJCCx)
Posted by: Piercello at January 31, 2015 01:41 AM (QJCCx)
Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 01:38 AM (e+1S5)<<<
That explains my perpetual resting bitch face.
Posted by: Moochelle at January 31, 2015 01:41 AM (f8y+G)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2015 01:42 AM (UVfht)
SMFH - if that Braveheart ever meets me IRL, he's going to kick my ass!
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 01:42 AM (3Eg8d)
Basically where they are perfect and you never ever call them out on their bullshit.
It's like a cuckold type thing. Except you get to have sex with them, sometimes if you're extremely lucky.
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 31, 2015 01:42 AM (R5HRU)
I love skirts and dresses but that is so fucked up.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:42 AM (Pauop)
Women are getting out of hand because men are getting pussified.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:27 AM (Pauop)
******
Yep. My 18 year-old daughter, away now at school at Alabama, bitches about this. She has expectations that a college guy today is having trouble meeting. Like actually acting like a Man and stuff.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 01:43 AM (z2f1n)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 01:41 AM (T1005)
Some with more expertise than others.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 01:43 AM (kI/Ja)
Right on. Cougar ditched her first husband because he was a weak willed beta male. No joke, he had no problem with her going to a concert with some other dude. She never messed around, but still, what the fuq? No way in hell would I tolerate that.
So whenever she gets pissed at me for being...me, I just ask, would you rather have Steve? (or whatever the fuq his name was)
Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 01:44 AM (e+1S5)
how many women are insane enough to go through Army basic training not once...but twice in their lifetime (18 and 32)? That think combat is an easier job than raising two girls entering their teen years?
My ex deserves the MoH for what he went though between 2003-2009 with two girls JUST LIKE ME.
I don't blame him a bit for divorcing my crazy ass.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:44 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 31, 2015 01:42 AM (R5HRU)
^^This?^^
Also fucked up.
Where you men finding all these bitchez? Quit going there!
But your current lady is nice, I think you said.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:44 AM (Pauop)
Alabama, bitches about this. She has expectations that a college guy
today is having trouble meeting. Like actually acting like a Man and
stuff.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 01:43 AM (z2f1n)
Can't blame them. They're likely confused about how they should act.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 01:45 AM (kI/Ja)
-Posted by: jc at January 31, 2015 01:39 AM (iRJ+A)
This is how I define A Man.
...how beautiful is that?
God Bless you, Sir. May He Bless you, as you have been Blessed, through your Love henceforth.
You, Sir?
...are an example of humanity.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 01:46 AM (16bOT)
I apologized to SMFH for my use of "girl" instead of "woman", which clearly offended several fellow Morons, including Ms. SMFH.
I said something earlier about awkwardness being forgivable in a man up to a certain age that I passed long ago, though, so it's all good. You've only proven me right.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 01:47 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 31, 2015 01:47 AM (DmjB0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:48 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: jc at January 31, 2015 01:39 AM (iRJ+A)
Well said.
Posted by: CQD at January 31, 2015 01:48 AM (2dzsA)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:41 AM (OsWis)
Oh now you SHOULD be able to take care of yourself. Thor is NOT the boss of me.
But you also need to allow yourself to be loved and adored. Whatever pedestal that is for you, jump on it!
Men need something to bring out the best in themselves, that natural nobility.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:48 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:41 AM (OsWis)
Oh now you SHOULD be able to take care of yourself. Thor is NOT the boss of me.
But you also need to allow yourself to be loved and adored. Whatever pedestal that is for you, jump on it!
Men need something to bring out the best in themselves, that natural nobility.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:48 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:50 AM (Pauop)
I love your double posts...lol.
ugh...that 'L' word...
makes me feel...oooky.
But will take your advice under consideration ; >
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:50 AM (OsWis)
She is good. I love her, probably marriage. Still got some things to discuss though before I take that leap.
One more instrumental and then it's time for bed.
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 31, 2015 01:51 AM (R5HRU)
This.
*checks clock*
Stupid clock is lying to me again. Because if I stayed up until 0100 tomorrow is going to suck.
Night morons.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 01:51 AM (e+1S5)
First!
Posted by: Piercello at January 31, 2015 01:41 AM (QJCCx)
Piercello -- I discovered a new way to f-up your mill!
Fact 1 -- the factory drill chuck is of dubious quality. Fact 2 -- the packing grease on that stuff is extreme. Fact 3 -- you're not supposed to tighten the drawbar to more than about 20 lbs. Fact 4 -- we just had a front come through this week that dropped temps about 20 degrees.
So, way to screw up: assume that the R8 spindle is clean enough, the cheap chuck is clean enough, and tighten it firmly....but note that it goes loose again halfway through tightening and tighten it further. Then drop temp 20 degrees overnight and try to get it back out the next morning. Took me an hour and involved a heat gun and pocket sledge.
Cleaned the outside of the chuck mount and the inside of the spindle with acetone -- sure enough, gunky grease. That chuck had gotten in there with the spindle warm, and when it cooled it just set up solid. I'm getting in the habit of leaving the spindle empty overnight.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 01:52 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:52 AM (OsWis)
I think that public education is designed to do this. And then we have fathers failing to pass on how to be a man, and a culture that attacks what it is to be a man.
It's going to swing the other way, but no clue what the other side is going to look like.
Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 01:52 AM (+2//H)
Men need something to bring out the best in themselves, that natural nobility.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:48 AM (Pauop)
Yup.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 01:52 AM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 01:44 AM (e+1S5)
What if it was one of her very dearest friends and you had known each other since you were teenagers?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:52 AM (Pauop)
GOOD! You be sure and keep granny here posted, if you feel so inclined.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:53 AM (Pauop)
"Missus jc and I used to have all the same issues people are talking about here tonight before she got sick.
Occasionally I would answer her complaint with: "I would have cleaned that up, but you beat me to it."
She would get pretty frustrated with that.
Then, it came to pass that I did absolutely everything for years cuz she was too sick. I know she felt bad about that, but she tried to keep me from knowing how much it hurt her.
In the end, there is only one question that actually applies, and it is: "will I regret this later?"
Nothing else even matters. Don't turn little things into big things.
If there are big things, you have to solve them or you have to move on. But, little things can and should just stay little things."
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 01:53 AM (16bOT)
this. And then we have fathers failing to pass on how to be a man, and a
culture that attacks what it is to be a man.
It's going to swing the other way, but no clue what the other side is going to look like.
Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 01:52 AM (+2//H)
The welfare system as a whole...
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 01:54 AM (kI/Ja)
cooth,
how many women are insane enough to go through Army basic training
not once...but twice in their lifetime (18 and 32)? That think combat
is an easier job than raising two girls entering their teen years?
My ex deserves the MoH for what he went though between 2003-2009 with two girls JUST LIKE ME.
I don't blame him a bit for divorcing my crazy ass.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:44 AM (OsWis)
It left you with a great sense of humor.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 01:55 AM (T1005)
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 31, 2015 01:55 AM (R5HRU)
Damn it, I ain't gonna lie Thor pretty much is the boss of me."
Well, ain't nobody should be the boss of anyone else. And I know you're funnin' because the wife will have always the clamps on the man.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 31, 2015 01:55 AM (DmjB0)
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 01:45 AM (kI/Ja)
*******
Of course not. These wimps have not had a real Male role model in their lives. My daughter has, which can lead to unfortunate issues for a College aged girl these days.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 01:55 AM (z2f1n)
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 01:45 AM (kI/Ja)
*******
Of course not. These wimps have not had a real Male role model in their lives. My daughter has, which can lead to unfortunate issues for a College aged girl these days.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 01:55 AM (z2f1n)
I will not be silenced by your violence.
Posted by: Gender Studies Student at January 31, 2015 01:57 AM (8zCR+)
Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 01:52 AM (+2//H)
It's going to look like heaven on Earth, that's what it's gonna look like.
Men acting like men and women making sammies.
Seriously, you can't tell me all these soft-core novels with bondage, alpha male werewolves, and masculine- to- the- point- of- being vicious-vampires isn't a sign that women are missing something in their basic needs.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 01:57 AM (Pauop)
No go. My wife does not go to intimate events with a man that isn't me. Period. Full stop.
Unless it's her brother, it's a Situation.
How would you feel if Thor said "I'm going to the movie with Cindy, it's ok, we've known each other since middle school"?
I'm not the jealous sort, but that's just unsat.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 01:58 AM (e+1S5)
we're still good friends, due to the fact that we were battle buddies in the same unit at Schofield Barracks way back in 1988.
I can sorta joke about it now, but if I had to do it over again, I don't think I'd have reenlisted in 2001 if I had known 9/11 and Iraq was on the horizon.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 01:58 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2015 01:58 AM (elbY7)
So whenever she gets pissed at me for being...me, I just ask, would you rather have Steve? (or whatever the fuq his name was)
Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 01:44 AM (e+1S5)
Same with the wife. The boyfriend she had before me made her feel like she was his mommy. She couldn't deal with that. I on the other hand was a challenge of galactic magnitude. It was way harder for me to find the right chick to marry because of the music thing. I either attracted chicks that looked like professional sluts ( I mean don't get me wrong), or I got ones that wanted to take me home as a prize, or on a leash and put me in a cage and control my movements because bad metal doggie.
There was noooo fucking way I was going to end up with a chick that put her fat bitchy face in the way of my destiny. She was either going to be my shield maiden and cover my flank, or fuck off. I found a shield maiden that knows exactly when to pull my silly ass back to reality at the right moment when I get too over the top, yet helps push me along. I'm a bitchy chick's worst nightmare, because they have nothing to offer me.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2015 01:59 AM (FMbng)
Eh, personally, it really depends.
The one question I ask myself is "Do I trust her?" if it's a yes and I don't think she's gonna put herself in a fucked up situation then I'll give my blessings.
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 31, 2015 02:00 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 02:00 AM (z2f1n)
Men acting like men and women making sammies.
Your optimism made me smile. I don't have such happy thoughts about the future, but I am confident Thor will take care of his woman. And God will take care of us all.
Posted by: CM at January 31, 2015 02:01 AM (+2//H)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 31, 2015 01:55 AM (DmjB0)
Nah, really, he's pretty much the boss.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 02:01 AM (Pauop)
Never, ever go to a college's production of an original musical/dance piece. My in-laws saw an article on a musical/dance show based on WWII era music and dancing and really wanted to go see it since it was the music they listened to while growing up, they are in their 80's. So, off we go on the hour long trip down the interstate to see it.
First problem was an accident on the Interstate that has 3 lanes down to one at rush hour, so that delayed us 45 minutes, and we didn't get to eat dinner beforehand, and that made for a grumpy driver.
2nd problem was that the college didn't have any signs telling you what the hell the building's names were.
3rd problem. Holy fuck, they turned what was advertised as an homage to WWII music and dancing into a fucking ANTI-WAR/PATRIARCHY show. First Act started out with the some good singing and dancing, but by Scene 4, it started going down real fast. They had a little part about the invasion of Italy, but all they did was read letters about the sick, the injured, the war torn scenery, no food, and diseases, yeah. Scene 5? It was titled "Pin-Up Girls", alright, some college girls in pin-up girls' costumes, yeah me. But alas, it wasn't to be. Remember the bit about the patriarchy? Yep, here is where it was. Some avant-garde dance piece that seem to make it like the models were slaves. Unfuckingbelievable.
Act II? Almost all advant-garde, and was basically the dancers made up and dressed up to look like refugees while writhing around on the floor and rolling around on the floor. If these kids get grades for performing this kind of dance, then my 50 year old overweight ass would be getting a 4.0 in Dance by doing this shit because it looked like the Life Alert woman who had fallen and couldn't get up.
It was funny seeing the reaction of the non-college patrons as they were all like "WTF is this" after the show while the Radford Univeristy/VA Tech communities were all going on about how great it was.
Funniest part for us was my mother in law who had a brain aneurysm about 18 years ago asking my father in law in a voice loud enough for those around us "what the hell was that?" Why was that funny? One of the professors who was in charge of the production was sitting right in front of her.
One positive, we stopped at Fapplebees afterward, and a few of the dancers from the show came in with their parents. They all were wearing tights and had some mighty fine bottoms on them.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 31, 2015 02:02 AM (+Fae7)
Ok, so you are me. Except you have musical talent. And I don't live in New Jersey. Let's call it a wash.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 02:04 AM (e+1S5)
Medved was ... um, different today.
He announced that he has cancer and is taking some time off. His voice sounded horrid but ebullient as only a happy rino warrior's can be.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2015 12:42 AM (mKIGf)
He said he has throat cancer and has started chemo. He said he will be doing other things like writing, but I got the impression that today was his last radio program, although I didn't hear him say it outright.
That came as a shock to me. I'm certainly no fan of his RINO politics, but I wish him all the best and I hope he recovers.
Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2015 02:04 AM (sdi6R)
(Postscript: I refused to pay the back "taxes." She refused to send me a new garbage can unless I did so. Having reached a stand off, we left it at that, and to this day I have to make do with a dinky garbage can.)
Posted by: zombie at January 31, 2015 01:29 AM (K4YiS)
Dayum.
My garbage costs are part of my association fees, and we buy our own garbage cans.
But then I don't live in SF or Bay area.
I assume that your city/county Supervisor is so entrenched that they don't give a crap about constituent services?
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 31, 2015 02:04 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:05 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 31, 2015 02:05 AM (DmjB0)
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 31, 2015 02:05 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:06 AM (OsWis)
He routinely went to Vegas for the weekend with a woman he'd known for 20 years. Which is why I got to go to concert with Jim.
There is not a jealous bone in my body. Which is weird, because....Scorpio.
His body is filled with jealous bones (Also Scorpio) and I try very hard not to jiggle them in any other way.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 02:06 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Matrix Brother Now a Chick at January 31, 2015 02:06 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 02:06 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 02:07 AM (Pauop)
Never knew how to take that...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:05 AM (OsWis)
I needed a woman who could actually think like a dude when needed. I needed tough, but classy.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2015 02:07 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 02:01 AM (Pauop)
*****
Woman, you crack me up.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 02:07 AM (eLjug)
Michael Jordan??? NEVER!
Terry Bradshaw...wouldn't surprise me...them Steeler players were always a little flaky...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:08 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: cm9000 at January 31, 2015 02:09 AM (8zCR+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:09 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: DC in River City at January 31, 2015 02:09 AM (e+1S5)
My nephew is really big into High School Band -- as in, he's the officially recognized top player of his instrument in all of Oregon.
Couple of years ago, his school put on a musical (that he played accompaniment for) called "Urinetown" -- enjoy: http://tinyurl.com/2unsh .
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 02:09 AM (T1005)
That's a very good thing. Makes it easier for you to relate to them. I lean that way myself.
We need to find you a long distance truck driver. When I was a we tot I thought they'd be perfect husbands. Plenty of time to yourself!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 02:10 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:10 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 02:10 AM (3Eg8d)
my ex accused me of thinking too much like a dude.
Never knew how to take that...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:05 AM (OsWis)
====I would suggest with salt, lemon, and a shot.
I think he was just telling you that he couldn't match your intensity. That's on him.
Posted by: jc at January 31, 2015 02:11 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 02:11 AM (Pauop)
I did that when I got out in 2009.
I have a Class A CDL.
I did the OTR thing for about a year until I got laid off.
So I went back to school.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:11 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 31, 2015 02:12 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:12 AM (OsWis)
She will be a woman who he will follow and defend to the Ends of the Earth.
She will understand my Heart. My Will. My Soul.
I will impart that to her before we are conjoined through God.
These are my requirements and mine, alone.
"Completion" of a circle depends upon your willingness to allocate your weaknesses to her strengths.
You are a team. She is your teammate. Act accordingly through God's eye.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 02:13 AM (16bOT)
I swear I know someone with a tank, an old one, though not an Abrams or anything. As soon as I can remember who it is, I'll ask how they got it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 02:13 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: cm9000 at January 31, 2015 02:13 AM (8zCR+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:14 AM (OsWis)
Never knew how to take that...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:05 AM (OsWis)
******
If done right, this is a compliment, Not an accusation. Clearly, this one was done wrong.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 02:14 AM (5kNXS)
Posted by: Astrology is Bunk at January 31, 2015 02:15 AM (gwG9s)
Any leeway at all on that there mathematics thing?
I am fine with plain old regular basic math, but that tricksy shit where they start throwing in symbols and drawings kinda throws me.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 02:15 AM (Pauop)
I'm thinking about getting a Kickstarter thing going.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:10 AM (OsWis)
I always wanted a tank. It didn't have to run, just sit in the yard and look bad ass. Put a stereo in that sucker and go party in it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2015 02:15 AM (FMbng)
They do seem easy to mess up, don't they?
I haven't done anything too horrible to mine yet, but it isn't being put through nasty temperature swings either. Yet.
On the plus side, I think I have found someone who will anodize small aluminum parts for not very much. This could come in handy.
Posted by: Piercello at January 31, 2015 02:15 AM (QJCCx)
To be fair, after three one year deployments to Iraq, I kinda...changed.
Not necessarily for the better.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:16 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Astrology is Bunk at January 31, 2015 02:15 AM (gwG9s)
I can't argue with that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2015 02:16 AM (FMbng)
Other than those Scorpios. They run deep, don't forget and love hard.
Posted by: Astrology is Bunk at January 31, 2015 02:15 AM (gwG9s)
Wut????
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 02:18 AM (T1005)
You are on an absolute TEAR tonight!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 02:18 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: cm9000 at January 31, 2015 02:18 AM (8zCR+)
what's even more fun is hooking up your iPod to an LRAD and blasting "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" from your up armored humvee though Tikrit....heh.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:18 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Piercello at January 31, 2015 02:19 AM (QJCCx)
I am fine with plain old regular basic math, but that tricksy shit where they start throwing in symbols and drawings kinda throws me."
-Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 02:15 AM (Pauop)
Variables are what they are. Equations can solve for "X".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 02:20 AM (16bOT)
...
sums me up pretty well.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:20 AM (OsWis)
I want a backhoe.
I got a tractor for Christmas, but haven't used it much yet.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 02:20 AM (Pauop)
Heh.
They do seem easy to mess up, don't they?
I haven't done anything too horrible to mine yet, but it isn't being put through nasty temperature swings either. Yet.
On the plus side, I think I have found someone who will anodize
small aluminum parts for not very much. This could come in handy.
Posted by: Piercello at January 31, 2015 02:15 AM (QJCCx)
You can do it yourself in a thermos or rubbermaid tub -- http://tinyurl.com/6fuuedb .
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 02:21 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 01:32 AM (T1005)
We have the same thing as Zombie in our city, and the city has serial numbers on the trash and recycling bins. As an added bonus, about 3 years ago they came by and stenciled the address that the cans belong to on them.
As I always say, the government is a the pimp, and the pimp will always get his money.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 31, 2015 02:21 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:21 AM (OsWis)
Not necessarily for the better.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:16 AM (OsWis)
*******
Understood. There is a tipping point. Where that point is, is an individual thing.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 02:22 AM (eLjug)
And not too many of either.
Or if there's a lot of both, at least enough of the others to have a fighting chance at a good guess.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 02:22 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2015 02:23 AM (UVfht)
You would LOVE driving a tank.
Nothing like running over shit to make a girl feel so much better.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:23 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:24 AM (OsWis)
...over a bunch of non-science and stars being in nothing over nothing.
You want a "reading"?
I'll give you a "reading".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 02:25 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:25 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 02:25 AM (16bOT)
No wonder I like you so much!
I have my Mercury, moon, Mars, Venus, all in Sag.
Mostly trined with Jupiter in Aries.
In my second house no less, so you can bet your bottom dollar I talk nonstop and can spend money faster than they can print it.
And I don't really believe it, but it's fun! I used to do charts all the time. MATH, even!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 02:27 AM (Pauop)
Try a double metal dog Scorpio.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at January 31, 2015 02:27 AM (l7Kbv)
OH HELL YEAH!
And we can shoot shit, too, right??
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 02:27 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Neil DeAss Tyson at January 31, 2015 02:28 AM (f8y+G)
Not laughing at the circumstances of your parents...that sucks.
And astrology is one of those things I never took seriously...I find it funny.
As far as readings, never had one.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:28 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at January 31, 2015 02:27 AM (l7Kbv)
I think I"m a wooden rabbit.
Rabbit for sure, can never remember the...element?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 02:28 AM (Pauop)
...
sums me up pretty well.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:20 AM (OsWis)
*******
I am a Sag as well (11/25). Thanks for the excuse for the no more fcuks to give attitude. I am so there.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 02:29 AM (5kNXS)
-Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 02:27 AM (Pauop)
Ugh.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 02:29 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:29 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:30 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Maureen Reagan at January 31, 2015 02:30 AM (8zCR+)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 02:29 AM (16bOT)
Oh hush, you, I don't take it seriously. Not gonna divorce my devout Catholic husband over it, I promise!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 02:31 AM (Pauop)
-Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 02:29 AM (5kNXS)
Ugh.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 02:31 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:32 AM (OsWis)
-Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 02:31 AM (Pauop)
*Walks to the other side of the bar*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 02:32 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 02:29 AM (5kNXS)
my b-day is 11/26...lol
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:30 AM (OsWis)<<<
As an 11/27, my fuck supply ran out long ago.
Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at January 31, 2015 02:32 AM (f8y+G)
Thank you for another awesome evening, peepsters!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 02:32 AM (Pauop)
My bride of 22 years is a fire monkey. Fun times!
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at January 31, 2015 02:33 AM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:33 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 02:34 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 02:34 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:34 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: cm9000 at January 31, 2015 02:09 AM (8zCR+)
744 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 31, 2015 02:02 AM (+Fae7)
My nephew is really big into High School Band -- as in, he's the officially recognized top player of his instrument in all of Oregon.
Couple of years ago, his school put on a musical (that he played accompaniment for) called "Urinetown" -- enjoy: http://tinyurl.com/2unsh .
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 02:09 AM (T1005)
You hear the stories about how fucked up college campuses are, but when you see it right up close, it's a shock.
Also, holy fuck, it seemed like every building on the campus had just been built, or that they were building new buildings all over the campus.
No wonder college campuses are fucking money pits.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 31, 2015 02:34 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 02:35 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:35 AM (OsWis)
November is well represented here!
Slap, I am leaving, so I do hope you return! The Folks will miss you!
SMFH....thank you! I love Texas.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 02:35 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2015 02:32 AM (Pauop)
******
Adios Miss Tammy.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 31, 2015 02:35 AM (5kNXS)
Astrology is horse-shit. My Mother almost divorced my Father over it.
...over a bunch of non-science and stars being in nothing over nothing.
You want a "reading"?
I'll give you a "reading".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 02:25 AM (16bOT)
Astrology is pseudo-science because it says that X, Y, and Z produce the situation you observe....but it's a tenacious pseudo-science because there are observable effects on population cohorts with certain birthdates. For instance, in a pre-industrial society, if you were born in the early Springtime, you wouldn't get much cuddling because your parents were out tilling the soil and planting the fields and were exhausted by the time they got around to you. So you'd develop in a certain way, along with others who were born around the same time. Now astrology would say this was because you were born on the cusp of Aries -- which is horseshit -- but most of the rebuttals to astrology would say there is nothing similar about people born at the same time....which misses the mark.
I do believe that Scorpios share a bunch of traits.....but not because they're Scorpios -- rather, because they were born after harvest as the days grew short.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 02:35 AM (T1005)
I considered it, but I just don't have either the space or the ventilation to deal effectively with sulfuric acid in any quantities.
Besides, if what I am doing takes off, I'll need to do more than just single pieces. 8-)
Posted by: Piercello at January 31, 2015 02:36 AM (QJCCx)
She will be a woman who he will follow and defend to the Ends of the Earth.
And, on your birthday, let you put it in her butt.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 31, 2015 02:36 AM (X9Mnx)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:33 AM (OsWis)<<<
**raises glass** Cheers!
Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at January 31, 2015 02:36 AM (f8y+G)
Slap - pour me one while you're over there.
friggin' hippies...
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 02:36 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:37 AM (OsWis)
I rarely use the word "hate".
I hate that shit.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 02:38 AM (16bOT)
niters Tammy...tanks are good to dream about, seriously...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:34 AM (OsWis)
So are operettas.....to a point.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 02:39 AM (T1005)
-Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 02:35 AM (T1005)
Ugh. Shut up.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 02:39 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 02:39 AM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:40 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 02:41 AM (kI/Ja)
friggin' hippies..."
-Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 02:36 AM (3Eg8d)
Ugh.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 02:41 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:41 AM (OsWis)
So what happens when the whole family tree doesn't have squat to do with a harvest? And there is only one Scorpio in three generations?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at January 31, 2015 02:42 AM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:42 AM (OsWis)
-Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 02:41 AM (kI/Ja)
Been there, done that.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 02:42 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:43 AM (OsWis)
operettas are nice and all...but, "BOOM"
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:40 AM (OsWis)
SMFH, send me an email at linseyziq at hotmail
Want to send you a picture that goes boom.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 02:43 AM (kI/Ja)
Astrology is not even a "hobby". It is a vague slab of horseshit.
I rarely use the word "hate".
I hate that shit.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 02:38 AM (16bOT)
I can well understand your hatred -- but, remember, it persists because it "sort-of" works -- just like witch-doctors that feed an herb, shake a rattle, and do a chant get results. The trick is to focus on the willow-bark tea rather than the rattle or the chant.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 02:44 AM (T1005)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 02:45 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 31, 2015 02:34 AM (+Fae7)
AJ I have a friend who wants to get his kids into the "best colleges" and any thing I say about modern Academia is met with anger and hostility.
Posted by: Maureen Reagan at January 31, 2015 02:45 AM (8zCR+)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 02:45 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 02:45 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:46 AM (OsWis)
My birthday is the day Obamcare was signed into law. I'm ruined.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 02:39 AM (kI/Ja)
I was born on the 45th anniversary of Red October.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 02:46 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 31, 2015 02:34 AM (+Fae7)
AJ I have a friend who wants to get his kids into the "best colleges" and any thing I say about modern Academia is met with anger and hostility.
Posted by: Maureen Reagan at January 31, 2015 02:45 AM (8zCR+)
The truth about colleges:
http://bit.ly/1LfQFfd
Posted by: The Collegiate Hat at January 31, 2015 02:46 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Maureen Reagan at January 31, 2015 02:48 AM (8zCR+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:49 AM (OsWis)
and I thought I was a curmudgeon...
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 02:49 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:50 AM (OsWis)
https://tinyurl.com/ocechfq
I'm a Capricorn/Rooster.
But by far the most interesting use of astrology is this:
http://www.eclipse.net/~molnar/
It's important to realize that before about 1600 AD, astronomy and astrology were one and the same. Ancient people had no way of knowing what the planets actually *were*. They studied the sky looking for signs and portents.
Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2015 02:50 AM (sdi6R)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uFAgOeOVV0
Good night, everyone!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 31, 2015 02:51 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:52 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 02:52 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: cm9000 at January 31, 2015 02:52 AM (8zCR+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:52 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:53 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 02:35 AM (T1005)
So what happens when the whole family tree doesn't have squat to do
with a harvest? And there is only one Scorpio in three generations?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at January 31, 2015 02:42 AM (l7Kbv)
There are various effects from events in your upbringing that stabilize around birthdates. If the cutoff date for school admission is December 1, then kids born before and after that date will have dramatically different childhoods.....which can be linked to personality traits they will likely have as adults. Doesn't mean that "Mars is ascendant in Scorpio", but if you label it that way, there will be observable groupings.
Maybe all the kids with birthdays near Tax Day get suckwad birthday presents. Is it because Venus is in the cusp of moving to Taurus? Hardly -- it's because the government is emptying out your parents' wallet.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 02:54 AM (T1005)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 02:54 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:55 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: cm9000 at January 31, 2015 02:56 AM (8zCR+)
Listening to "Automatic"
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:43 AM (OsWis)
They are still around. About 5 years ago the Mrs and I saw them perform with the local symphony. They still sound great, but they replaced one of the sister who passed away from cancer with one of their daughters.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 31, 2015 02:57 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: cm9000 at January 31, 2015 02:56 AM (8zCR+)
But all the studies show that they'll earn more on average, and my kid is above average!
My kids degree in political puppetry is also fulfilling and makes my kid happy!
Why do you hate my child you monster!!1!
Posted by: Low Information Voter at January 31, 2015 02:58 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:58 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:52 AM (OsWis)<<<
I think that makes you an earth monkey.
I believe I would be an earth goat. Ugh **looks over shoulder for a lustful Mohammedan**
Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at January 31, 2015 03:00 AM (f8y+G)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 03:00 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 02:49 AM (OsWis)
lalalalalalalalalala
::running around with fingers in ears::
lalalalalalalalalal
Posted by: Teresa Sullivan, President, University of Virginia at January 31, 2015 03:01 AM (+Fae7)
I just recently went back to school in my 40s.
Prior to that, Army and the private sector working in various factories, then back to the Army in 2001.
After being in brick and mortar schools with these no-info numbnuts, I decided to go to school online from home. Less stressful for me.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:02 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 02:45 AM (16bOT)
Shit, get a grip. Cthulhu is giving you a reasonable explanation for why astrology appears to work. It's a specious theory to explain an observable phenomenon, that (in agrarian societies at least) personality traits tended to vary with birth date. Sort of akin to observing tides, and concluding that they are caused by fish swallowing and then regurgitating large quantities of water at 12+ hour intervals.
Save your hatred for the charlatans that peddle astrology, and who might ruin their marks' lives with specious advice based on their false understanding.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2015 03:02 AM (upitO)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:03 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 03:03 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:04 AM (OsWis)
Maybe all the kids with birthdays near Tax Day get suckwad birthday presents. Is it because Venus is in the cusp of moving to Taurus? Hardly -- it's because the government is emptying out your parents' wallet.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 02:54 AM (T1005)
My birthday is 9/2. It always gets caught up in the Labor Day weekend. Friends were always traveling with family, but I always think of getting the day off for my birthday.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 31, 2015 03:05 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:07 AM (OsWis)
Shut up.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 02:45 AM (16bOT)
Shit, get a grip. Cthulhu is giving you a reasonable explanation for why astrology appears
to work. It's a specious theory to explain an observable phenomenon,
that (in agrarian societies at least) personality traits tended to vary
with birth date. Sort of akin to observing tides, and concluding that
they are caused by fish swallowing and then regurgitating large
quantities of water at 12+ hour intervals.
Save your hatred
for the charlatans that peddle astrology, and who might ruin their
marks' lives with specious advice based on their false understanding.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2015 03:02 AM (upitO)
Slap's cool. He's continuing a private "shut up" riff. But you did a very elegant framing of my point -- don't try to tell people this stuff isn't happening, because it is.....but there are a lot more useful explanations of causation than outdated (due to the precession of the equinoxes) celestial observations.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 03:07 AM (T1005)
Ironically, also the same day Amelia Earnhardt was forced to land in Ireland (making her historic first).
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 03:08 AM (3Eg8d)
like 46 is a titty-sucking infant.
Bitch please.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:04 AM (OsWis)
Fine, you can be "old as dirt"....I'm older.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 03:09 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:10 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2015 03:11 AM (upitO)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 31, 2015 03:11 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: SMFH
--------------------
I'm pretty damned charming, too.
And maybe not too bad looking to boot.
And modest.
Just sayin'...
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 03:13 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2015 03:11 AM (upitO)
One of his earliest wives. Mother of Darrell Earnhardt.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 31, 2015 03:14 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 03:15 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:15 AM (OsWis)
Labor Day weekend. Friends were always traveling with family, but I
always think of getting the day off for my birthday.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 31, 2015 03:05 AM (+Fae7)
I never understood this getting your birthday off thing. I have a brother who does this but I don't get it. To me it is just another day.
Posted by: cm9000 at January 31, 2015 03:17 AM (8zCR+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2015 03:11 AM (upitO)
Beat me to it.
Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2015 03:17 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:18 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:18 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2015 03:18 AM (upitO)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:19 AM (OsWis)
Night all.
Here is "Aqua Dementia" by Mastodon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Nv0YSGYR0
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 31, 2015 03:11 AM (0Ew3K)
Let's see......what fits in.....how 'bout http://tinyurl.com/moqk53z ?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 03:19 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:21 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:21 AM (OsWis)
Whatever makes the men wish they thought better and the women wish they were you.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 03:24 AM (kI/Ja)
people get birthdays off?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:18 AM (OsWis)
I never took my birthday off, 'cause that meant I'd come back to a clusterfuck that'd make a bad hangover feel like a Swedish massage.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 03:24 AM (T1005)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 03:24 AM (3Eg8d)
I graduated from the only high school in the US that is all vowels...lol.
They are also a bunch of obama knob slobbers.
Oh yeah, I plan on having some FUN.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:26 AM (OsWis)
When I go to my 30th HS reunion in 2017 (if we're still around by then), dress blues, greens, or whites? Army.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:21 AM (OsWis)
Mix it up. Wear the jacket of one over the shirt of another with the pants of the third.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 03:26 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:27 AM (OsWis)
I never understood this getting your birthday off thing. I have a brother who does this but I don't get it. To me it is just another day.
Posted by: cm9000 at January 31, 2015 03:17 AM (8zCR+)
My birthday is Jan. 2, which is the day when everybody goes back to their normal routine after the holidays are over. So it tends to get ignored or forgotten.
When I was younger, every time I got a new job, my mom always asked me if I got "Easter Monday" off. No. I never did. I never knew that "Easter Monday" was A Thing, but she apparently thought so.
Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2015 03:27 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:27 AM (OsWis)
They let the gypsies into Canadaland?
We had them here years ago - my old man neighbor got taken - they painted his driveway with black paint...
If I was around at the time, I would've gone to jail (yeah, I've been known to fire off the 12 gauge on occasion)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 03:29 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:27 AM (OsWis)
Not whites, they're Navy. Heaven knows you don't want to do that.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 03:30 AM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:30 AM (OsWis)
people get birthdays off?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:18 AM (OsWis)
Some people, ahem; like my brother, take their birthday off. Really.
Posted by: cm9000 at January 31, 2015 03:30 AM (8zCR+)
887,
I would, but I can't bring myself to disrespect the uniform.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:27 AM (OsWis)
I was thinking it might be a way to rapidly separate the sheep from the goats -- anyone who said, "wtf?" would be on the [provisionally] good list.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 03:31 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:31 AM (OsWis)
We had them here years ago - my old man neighbor got taken - they painted his driveway with black paint...
If I was around at the time, I would've gone to jail (yeah, I've been known to fire off the 12 gauge on occasion)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 03:29 AM (3Eg8d)
This was in Arizona, at my vacation place.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2015 03:32 AM (upitO)
890
887,
I would, but I can't bring myself to disrespect the uniform.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:27 AM (OsWis)
I
was thinking it might be a way to rapidly separate the sheep from the
goats -- anyone who said, "wtf?" would be on the [provisionally] good
list.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 03:31 AM (T1005)
Then, again -- I think Vendette nailed @883.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 03:32 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:33 AM (OsWis)
I have a set, as well as dress blues and my greens.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:31 AM (OsWis)
Blues or greens.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 03:34 AM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:34 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:34 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:35 AM (OsWis)
Not that I do it every day, mind you, but I get away with some shenanigans.
And are you just going to let comment 885 slide?
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 03:37 AM (3Eg8d)
imho, as far as I am concerned, dress greens is Army.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:35 AM (OsWis)
And we have our answer. Show up, stand proud, and tell what you have accomplished.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 03:37 AM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:37 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:38 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2015 03:40 AM (upitO)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:40 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH
Have done so as well, not in the same service that you have, although.
It's ultimately a drag on those around you and not necessarily your own loss.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2015 03:40 AM (mKIGf)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:40 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:41 AM (OsWis)
I ask this because I'm listening to "On and On"
I miss A.M. radio from the 70s
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:44 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: cm9000 at January 31, 2015 03:17 AM (8zCR+)
If my birthday falls on Sat-Sun-Mon, then I get the day off. If it falls on the others, I work, but usually I have a short work week or a long weekend for the week of my birthday.
In the past I have taken off the week of Labor Day so that I used 4 days instead of 5 or the week before Labor Day so that the vacation lasted an extra day. Self employed now, so it's not a thing for me anymore.
The wife however has learned to really stretch out her vacation by taking vacations days on holiday weeks when possible so that she can turn 4 weeks of vacation to 5 weeks.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 31, 2015 03:44 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 03:44 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:46 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 03:49 AM (kI/Ja)
The goal is to get thrown out. I was not all that popular in high school...the only thing that saved my skinny hide was that I could play softball and basketball...and since I was taller than all of my classmates (asian), it was inevitable.
We still sucked donkey dicks though.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:52 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 03:53 AM (T1005)
917,
The goal is to get thrown out. I was not all that popular in high
school...the only thing that saved my skinny hide was that I could play
softball and basketball...and since I was taller than all of my
classmates (asian), it was inevitable.
We still sucked donkey dicks though.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:52 AM (OsWis)
Is the reunion on Ulune Street, or are they having it at another venue?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 03:55 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:56 AM (OsWis)
popular in high school...the only thing that saved my skinny hide was
that I could play softball and basketball...and since I was taller than
all of my classmates (asian), it was inevitable.
We still sucked donkey dicks though.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:52 AM (OsWis)
Tell the Horde where it is, and we will show up and do you proud.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 03:56 AM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:57 AM (OsWis)
O'ahu, HI
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:57 AM (OsWis)
NCJ will be there, I'm sure.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 03:59 AM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:59 AM (OsWis)
Aiea High School
O'ahu, HI
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:57 AM (OsWis)
98-1276 Ulune Street
Aiea, Oahu, Hawaii
96701-3566
But they might be doing the reunion at another venue.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 03:59 AM (T1005)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2015 04:00 AM (mKIGf)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:01 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Vendette
With tear gas.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2015 04:00 AM (mKIGf)
No, Navy banners.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 04:01 AM (kI/Ja)
Tom Tom Club!
"Genius Of Love"
https://tinyurl.com/8ztzvzb
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 03:56 AM (OsWis)
You do know that "Tom Tom Club" is "Talking Heads" without David Byrne?.....not that it's a bad thing.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 04:01 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:02 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:03 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:04 AM (OsWis)
Fumbling, I hit End instead of Answer.
it was next door neighbor. I tried calling back four times, but - "this person cannot be reached"...
I've been out side for ten minutes with my shotgun, haven't heard or seen anything strange - do I go over?
He's a he, btw, but unarmed...
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 04:06 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:07 AM (OsWis)
cooth,
right now, either the Hilton Hawaiian Village or another hotel in Waikiki
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:01 AM (OsWis)
The fiancee and I have extensive memories of Waikiki, due to an unscheduled extension of our stay there back in '97 (IIRC -- could have been + or - ), right after Thanksgiving.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 04:07 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:04 AM (OsWis)
Did you have a Pogo Ball?
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 04:08 AM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:09 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 04:09 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:10 AM (OsWis)
My baby bro would love that shit also...lol.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:12 AM (OsWis)
>>>
DETROIT (AP) - The federal government is considering allowing those of Middle Eastern and North African descent to identify as such on the next 10-year census, which could give Arab-Americans and other affected groups greater political clout and access to public funding, among other things.
The U.S. Census Bureau will test the new Middle East-North Africa (MENA) classification for possible inclusion on the 2020 census if it gets enough positive feedback about the proposed change by Sunday, when the public comment period ends.
Posted by: RioBravo at January 31, 2015 04:12 AM (z27Ny)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:14 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:15 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 04:16 AM (kI/Ja)
yes, I was into breakdancing and popping at the time also.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:04 AM (OsWis)
The largest lecture hall at UCSB when I was there was Campbell Hall -- 900 people. The mother of our godkids was an AV Tech there, and one of the on-campus organizations did a little fundraising by airing the movie "Stop Making Sense" by the Talking Heads (which features a Tom Tom Club break).
Now, Talking Heads had this vaguely yelping guy as a vocalist who was kind of weird, so it started out with the volume turned down. The first song, though was pretty engaging, so she turned it up a bit.
The next song was ok, but the song afterward was pretty good, so she turned it up a bit.
The song after that was nice, but the song after that was rockin' -- so she turned it up a bit. And the song after that was outstanding, so she turned it up more.....
By the end of the night, she'd blown-up the sound system at Campbell Hall. So I've had a soft spot for TH/TTC ever since. Plus, I used to live upstairs and two-apartments over from Lynn Mabry's cousin.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 04:16 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 04:18 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 04:18 AM (T1005)
He showed me that there are muslims that are like Easter/Christmas Christians....shit would crack me up.
and I am still in touch with him, and he wants to go back to Iraq to kill him some ISIS mofos...lol.
And I hate that the 'terps (interpreters) that helped us are getting dicked over by out illustrious Sec of State.
I really, really hate the motherfuckers that are running shit now.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:20 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 04:22 AM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:23 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:23 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:23 AM (OsWis)
Protected?
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 04:23 AM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:24 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:25 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 04:25 AM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: RioBravo at January 31, 2015 04:26 AM (z27Ny)
He's a good guy. His family is awesome...shit pisses me the fuck off.
The mere fact that our so-called "president" supports Iran, the fuckers who killed my battle buddies in Iraq via IEDs and EFPs...yeah....rage doesn't even come close.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:28 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:30 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:31 AM (OsWis)
He's a good guy. His family is awesome...shit pisses me the fuck off.
The mere fact that our so-called "president" supports Iran, the
fuckers who killed my battle buddies in Iraq via IEDs and
EFPs...yeah....rage doesn't even come close.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:28 AM (OsWis)
I need to put the sarcasm tag on more often. I cannot imagine how you feel.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 04:31 AM (kI/Ja)
My mom has a shrine...a GODDAMN SHRINE...to Obama.
I have not talked to her in over a year now.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:33 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:34 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 04:35 AM (T1005)
sorry - it's all I could think of at the moment - bad prep on my part.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 04:36 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 04:36 AM (kI/Ja)
Once again, cth, thank you.
sorry - it's all I could think of at the moment - bad prep on my part.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 04:36 AM (3Eg8d)
It did the job. Under other circumstances, I'd've been calling in the cavalry. But it's all good.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 04:40 AM (T1005)
For some of us, ain't nothing but a thang.
But for most in this country, it will be a very rude awakening indeed.
But if this country is going to survive for our children and grandchildren, it is what it is...and right now, it's going to take the school of hard motherfucking knocks to wake people up.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:41 AM (OsWis)
my dad understands...but I will not talk to her.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:34 AM (OsWis)
I'm so sorry, SMFH.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 04:41 AM (T1005)
My mom and I have always had butted heads since I was eight.
She wanted me to be a nice, polite young lady.
I had other plans.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:43 AM (OsWis)
She pretty much never forgave me for that...lol
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:45 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:46 AM (OsWis)
She pretty much never forgave me for that...lol
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:45 AM (OsWis)
And here you are. Proud, accomplished, and ready to beat the crap out of anyone who needs it.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 04:46 AM (kI/Ja)
I'm an ex-Sgt. LOL. But I have pondered going back to Iraq as a contractor. I miss my SAW.
The mere thought of ISIS taking over shit we were in charge of back in the day does piss me off.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:49 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:50 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:51 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:54 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH
--------------------
well, shit - Chicago Jesus is about to make Cuba ready for US tourists... let's go sample some real rum, sun, fun and cigars. Fuck going back to Iraq.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 04:55 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 04:57 AM (OsWis)
ready for US tourists... let's go sample some real rum, sun, fun and
cigars. Fuck going back to Iraq.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 04:55 AM (3Eg8d)
Cuba is not ready for more tourists than they have right now.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 04:58 AM (kI/Ja)
Anyhoo, she was saying how wonderful it was that a black man could possibly be president of the United States....and I agreed, while noting how dangerous it was to entertain a politician from Chicago near the centers of power......and observing that the USSR's "May Day" national holiday was based on the Chicago Haymarket Riots of 1886, and that Chicago has been a cesspit of corruption, communism, graft, and cronyism for well over 120 years. I told her that I'd rather vote for a black man from somewhere civilized than a white man from Chicago, and that I hoped Obama wouldn't poison the well against black politicians for decades to come. She seemed shocked that I didn't respond the way she thought I would.
....and here we are.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 04:58 AM (T1005)
Attitude out the ASS.
I don't play the race game. I'm chop suey.
People pretty much suck whatever the skin tone.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:00 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 05:01 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:02 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 05:01 AM (3Eg8d)
*Hangs head in shame*
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 05:02 AM (kI/Ja)
they fucked me up...but they sure as fuck didn't leave unscathed either.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:06 AM (OsWis)
I'm part German, part Cherokee, and part Black.
Attitude out the ASS.
I don't play the race game. I'm chop suey.
People pretty much suck whatever the skin tone.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:00 AM (OsWis)
You're one of us, sweetheart. I don't need to study your family tree.
The guy I'm worried more about is Farmer -- he's in the same state as the Chicago mobster assholes.
Then, again, who am I to talk? I'm California born-and-raised.....regardless of how much it makes my skin crawl these days.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 05:06 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:07 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:08 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:09 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Vendette
--------------------
Don't even.
I trust the word of a couple Morons that I have met in person - they tell me you are Good People.
AND, you once offered to pay respects at my father's marker at ANC... that meant the world to me, and tells me all I need to know about you.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 05:09 AM (3Eg8d)
marker at ANC... that meant the world to me, and tells me all I need to
know about you.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 05:09 AM (3Eg8d)
I still want to pay respects.
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 05:10 AM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:10 AM (OsWis)
--------------------
As far as I'm concerned, you could've stopped after the first four words.
Present company accepted, of course.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 05:12 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:13 AM (OsWis)
980 - well, I realize that, but I was trying to flirt with a certain someone, thank you very much.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 05:01 AM (3Eg8d)
*Hangs head in shame*
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 05:02 AM (kI/Ja)
Knock it off with the shame thing.....hey, BTW, did we mention when we were there how amazed we were that Greenlee's cinnamon bread was in your local Whole Foods? It's a bit beyond how far we could throw a rock.....but not much more.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 05:14 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:14 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:15 AM (OsWis)
--------------------
As far as I'm concerned, you could've stopped after the first four words.
Present company accepted, of course.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 05:12 AM (3Eg8d)
I'm paleNo need for the firemanI'm paleDoing great, am doing well
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 05:16 AM (kI/Ja)
Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2015 05:17 AM (kI/Ja)
He has mellowed out in his old age...lol
But like the rest of the Raider Nation, Win, Lose, or Tie..Raiders Til We Die.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:18 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:18 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:19 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:20 AM (OsWis)
*holds up a sign*
"I Need a SAW"
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:15 AM (OsWis)
Better sign:
"Trouble sleeping? -- you need a SAW like mine".
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 05:21 AM (T1005)
I am a little embarrassed to say that I may have disclosed more to you than I have to Cth - and he has asked, you didnt. Plus, we have a little bit of "history"... I feel guilty now.
I'll see Mom this weekend. I promise that I'll get the background story about Gitmo, and try to work up a cthulhu worthy email.
if we're lucky, I'll get some pics of me as a kid (beware the cuteness!) & in high school.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 05:22 AM (3Eg8d)
Listening to Kool and the Gang's "Ladies Night"
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:20 AM (OsWis)
Oooh....I'm off to find a vid.
Warning -- I'm comin' back with Atomic Dog.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 05:23 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:24 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:24 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:25 AM (OsWis)
Shit... before I went next door with a loaded shotgun I was grooving in Bill Withers & Grover Washington.
My lawn - get off of it.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 05:26 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:27 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 05:29 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:30 AM (OsWis)
"Science is about facts; science is not about values," Leshner said.
"Policies are made on facts and values and we want to make sure that the
accurate, non-distorted facts are brought in to any kind of
discussion."
But this is a group of scientists with an agenda: "international non-profit organization dedicated to advancing science for the benefit of all people."
So we've seen a little honesty from some that admit global warming is a good way to "spread the wealth around", even if there is no warming.
They polled almost 4000 of their members ... online ... maybe that was half of their little academia/activist group, I don't know. AAAS dot org Global warming is the big way for any activist group to get in on the act of globalization, which marginalizes the success of a WASPy centric culture that does ACTUAL good for the world, by providing a blueprint for how nations can be more free.
But the pseudo academics must feel good about their religion of top down control, even if it gives us global "communism".
Posted by: Illiniwek at January 31, 2015 05:31 AM (JWHJX)
I LOVE Atomic Dog
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:25 AM (OsWis)
Doggin' it -- http://tinyurl.com/blkyrj6
Next up -- something about a dwelling constructed of discrete ceramic units, I fancy.....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 05:31 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:32 AM (OsWis)
Not that it matters.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 05:34 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:34 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:35 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:37 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 05:37 AM (3Eg8d)
I can't begin to emphasize how much this tune encouraged my pudgy little butt to twitch rhythmically in the presence of females....admittedly, to little success, but it still inspires the bounce.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 05:37 AM (T1005)
1018,
I was born in Nov 1968
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:37 AM (OsWis)
You're younger than my little sister!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 05:38 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:38 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:39 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 31, 2015 05:40 AM (60Vyp)
first, I run next door with a loaded shotgun, and now I have a mental picture of cthulhu tweaking.
Not.fucking. good.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 05:40 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:42 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:46 AM (OsWis)
Well, no sleep for me.
first, I run next door with a loaded shotgun, and now I have a mental picture of cthulhu tweaking.
Not.fucking. good.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 05:40 AM (3Eg8d)
Things could be worse -- http://tinyurl.com/aja3r33
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 05:47 AM (T1005)
1024,
Is that supposed to impress me?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:39 AM (OsWis)
No, it impresses me -- you're substantially more accomplished.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 05:48 AM (T1005)
The earth is getting warmer due to human activity
versus
The earth is getting warmer due to natural patterns OR there is no solid evidence the earth is warming
They needed a follow up to ask if the earth has ever been this warm in the last 1000 years, to expose all those that don't know about the hockey schtick, and the Medieval Warm Period, the Viking farm found under frozen sands in Greenland, etc.
Of course these do-gooder scientists want to help the world, not be climate deniers.
Posted by: Illiniwek at January 31, 2015 05:48 AM (JWHJX)
Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2015 05:52 AM (go5uR)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 05:53 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 05:55 AM (T1005)
It's almost like it was a waste of time to steal cable.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 05:56 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:57 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:58 AM (OsWis)
I'm listening to Keith Sweat and Kut Klose.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:57 AM (OsWis)
Link?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 05:58 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:59 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 06:02 AM (OsWis)
1038
I'm listening to Keith Sweat and Kut Klose.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 05:57 AM (OsWis)
Link?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 05:58 AM (T1005)
http://tinyurl.com/nur8fqf
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 06:03 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Rev at January 31, 2015 06:04 AM (Vh+W5)
Cooth,
https://tinyurl.com/nur8fqf
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 06:02 AM (OsWis)
Yeah, you made me work for that one. Where's the Dazz Band?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 06:04 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Rev at January 31, 2015 06:05 AM (Vh+W5)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 06:06 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 06:11 AM (OsWis)
Dazz Band:
https://tinyurl.com/pcumqmy
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 06:06 AM (OsWis)
I love how they're all tricked-out in zoot suit chains.
Let's try something quirky -- rules of the game are that you have to show everyone doing what was recorded -- http://tinyurl.com/kutqz7w
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 06:14 AM (T1005)
no, I HATE this phone - or at least having to use it for this...
Morris Day. That is all.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 06:15 AM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 06:17 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 06:21 AM (T1005)
"This was your parents before you were born...LOL"
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 06:22 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 06:25 AM (OsWis)
Yes, I'm sure I looked like an idiot, but it worked for me.
it helps that I was driving a 1960 Cadillac at the time.
Morris Day was my Idol.
I was a fool, but I was a bad motherfucking fool.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 31, 2015 06:26 AM (3Eg8d)
One Way "Cutie Pie"
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 06:25 AM (OsWis)
Link it!!!! Or leave it alone.....I'm off on http://tinyurl.com/l596gys
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 06:27 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 06:27 AM (OsWis)
Cutie Pie
https://tinyurl.com/lgvn5k2
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 06:27 AM (OsWis)
Queued.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 06:29 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 06:30 AM (OsWis)
These youngun's don't know shit.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 06:30 AM (OsWis)
I'm groovin' along to Cutie Pie.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 06:33 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 06:34 AM (OsWis)
1060,
You can't help it. LOL
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 06:34 AM (OsWis)
I've got to admit -- it's the kind of music where youngsters might go and shake it at each other with the hope that something might happen off the dance floor.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 06:39 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 06:39 AM (OsWis)
1060,
You can't help it. LOL
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 06:34 AM (OsWis)
I'm sure you've never heard of these guys -- http://tinyurl.com/mmj3v8d
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 06:42 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 06:44 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Bayou City at January 31, 2015 06:45 AM (AJrbR)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 06:47 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 06:48 AM (OsWis)
Wild Cherry...heh.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 06:48 AM (OsWis)
I'm wildly overextended and I'm going to crash hard -- possibly in the middle of a sentence. The fun part is that for some golden moments, the groove got out of control -- and people were frantically trying to grab onto a piece of that success.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2015 06:55 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 31, 2015 06:56 AM (OsWis)
Because, frankly: unless the thought of God terrifies you, what difference does it make at this point? We are here, one way or the other.
We are also bald, mostly, which flies in the face of Evolution. For all of the adaptations that are supposed to make a species improve and evolve, loss of hair never made any sense. Lions have hair. Mice have hair. Equatorial and Polar mammals have hair.
Hair protects you from the sun. Hair protects you from the cold. Hair protects you from the elements.
Hair doesn't cause drag until you are talking about speeds far beyond what humans can achieve.
Chimps and all of the apes have hair. Lots of it, in fact.
So what advantage did Homo Sapiens gain, again, from going mostly bald?
And if we HAD hair, what incentive would there be to devising clothes to wear over our fur?
Evolution... I personally don't care either way, but I do love seeing how this is such an issue for "scientists."
I believe God exists, but not because I'm bald, and not because I can't stand the thought of being related to other animals. If you're a Christian it's hard to view the story of creation in any other way.
Posted by: RobM1981 at January 31, 2015 08:22 AM (zurJC)
Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at January 31, 2015 10:25 AM (SkKfM)
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