Morning Thread (1-29-2015)

So, apparently the Tollybonn were just Freedom Fighters all along?

Smart Power FTW!

Posted by: Andy at 06:53 AM




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1 Fresh morning of failure.... *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 06:54 AM (+6nI6)

2 First?

Posted by: Flyguy at January 29, 2015 06:54 AM (h2eN3)

3 Bring teh VIC!

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 29, 2015 06:55 AM (GqEzX)

4 Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, January 29, 2015. On this day in 2009 Governor of Illinois Rod Blagojevich was removed from office following his conviction on several corruption charges, including the alleged solicitation of personal benefit in exchange for an appointment to the United States Senate as a replacement for then U.S. president-elect Barack Obama. He was sentenced to 14 years in federal prison and is still there.

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 06:55 AM (wlDny)

5


DAY 814

649 to go (722 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 06:55 AM (CMkNk)

6 Looks like the 2016 campaign has started. Mitt is going after Clinton.


http://is.gd/cyGDQc

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 06:55 AM (wlDny)

7 Uberdouchenozzle Jesse Ventura won't go see American Sniper.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 06:56 AM (+6nI6)

8

Thighs Without a Face.

Good morning!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 06:56 AM (CMkNk)

9 Dozens of dead bodies of foreign ISIS recruits are piling up in Iraqi hospitals because their home countries don't want them and local cemeteries won't take them either


Hum, yawn, where's my coffee.


http://is.gd/tVvk42

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 06:56 AM (wlDny)

10 That CA measles outbreak is spreading to other States now.


http://is.gd/zbkpzm

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 06:56 AM (wlDny)

11 7 Uberdouchenozzle Jesse Ventura won't go see American Sniper.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 06:56 AM (+6nI6)


It should only see him. Metaphorically speaking.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 06:56 AM (CMkNk)

12 A gun range owner has banned muzzies from her range.


http://is.gd/MaN6pi

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 06:56 AM (wlDny)

13 Mitt is going after Clinton.

More blue on blue infighting.

Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2015 06:57 AM (PR4ez)

14 Even Democrats in WA State don't like Common Core.


http://is.gd/W93u6A

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 06:57 AM (wlDny)

15 AoSHQ sidebar: "Watch Obama Refer to Himself 118 Times in Three Minutes," from an identical headline at PJM, which Drudge repeats verbatim on his site.

Really? 118 times in three minutes? Does no one consider that would translate to about 40 times a minute, an impossibility even for the Lyin' Hawaiian.

The article states "The president went on to refer to himself an astonishing 118 times in the short 33-minute speech," but the "three-minute" headline stands uncorrected across the conservative interwebs.

And I thought it was those other guys who propagandized the digital Echo Chamber.

Posted by: Jane58 at January 29, 2015 06:57 AM (oLZsm)

16 More snow is headed for New England. As I said yesterday, this is the normal snow season for the NE. There is NOTHING unusual about this.


http://is.gd/58Xc8l

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 06:57 AM (wlDny)

17 Parents get all hot and bothered when school officials in the small town of Gustine, TX separate girls and boys and have them drop their pants for a "bottom check" after finding crap on the gym floor. I say maybe it could have been handled better, but there is a health hazard here. Did they want some kid walking around the rest of the day with a full load?


http://is.gd/w3ByLD

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 06:57 AM (wlDny)

18 The water wars over the CO River are on again.


http://is.gd/TNVxDF

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 06:57 AM (wlDny)

19 Obama AG pick obviously knows the "fix" is in as she tells the panel illegals have a "right to work" in the US. Someone seeking to be confirmed as the nation's chief law enforcement officer says it is OK to break the law. I am flabbergasted. This country is not the same country I was born and grew up in.


I repeat, any Republican who votes to confirm this radical leftist commie agitator should be de-nutted and removed from office. I would say the same thing about Democrats but that applies to them all the time anyway.


http://is.gd/nDPLfP

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny)

20 And on that topic:


The Obama administration has ordered immigration agents to ask immigrants they encounter living in the country illegally whether they might qualify under President Barack Obama's {illegal} plans to avoid deporting them, according to internal training materials obtained by The Associated Press.


And Republicans are doing NOTHING after campaigning on this.


http://is.gd/PKVEG8

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny)

21 Some 3 million to 6 million Americans will have to pay an Obamacare tax penalty for not having health insurance last year, Treasury officials said Wednesday. It's the first time they have given estimates for how many people will be subject to a fine.


And remember, that fine is NOT the simple $95 you have been hearing from the lying jackals in the MFM.


http://is.gd/H5hbEr

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny)

22
Note to the Left and SCOAMF:

The Beatles songs "Taxman" and "I, Me, Mine" are not instruction manuals.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 06:58 AM (CMkNk)

23 Sorry to jump in

Ammo alert
Cabelas, Remington Bucket o Bullets


http://tinyurl.com/po3fyku

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2015 06:58 AM (fL+1V)

24 And speaking of this is not the same country I grew up in:


Officials sent home 66 Palm Desert High School students Wednesday, telling them to miss up to seven days of classes because they haven't been immunized for measles.


When I first entered school in the early 50s before you could walk in the door and register you had to have a certificate from the county health department or a doctor saying you had been immunized for a host of diseases. We have actually gone backwards in our community health now.


What has changed since the 50s and now? Probably some phony call that this was discrimination and we have a massive influx of legal and illegal migrants from 3rd world shitholes that we no longer process through a facility like Ellis Island.


http://is.gd/p0CscT

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny)

25 Since congress will not act on NSA spying in the US many States are taking matters in their own hands.


http://is.gd/DACP5x

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny)

26 The Malthusian idiots are back. At some point in history you would think they would learn about the laws of supply and demand.


http://is.gd/4Wdg0a

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny)

27 And the PC idiocy continues unabated at CUNY.


The Graduate Center of the City University of New York issued a memo advising staff not to address any students as "Mr., Mrs. or Ms." beginning this spring because some could find it disrespectful.


Just say "hey you asshole", that applies to everybody.


http://is.gd/AfhfNW

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny)

28 19 Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny)


Jeff Sessions is a patriot. We need a shit-ton more like him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 06:59 AM (CMkNk)

29 Brawl erupts at St. Louis Ferguson police oversight meeting when "protestors" invade. 90% probability that these thugs were from out of State.


http://is.gd/lYrKQz

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny)

30 That outspoken black sheriff is back in the news again slamming the race baiters and PC idiots on racial bigotry.


http://is.gd/Jo1NKm

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:00 AM (wlDny)

31 Castro says the US must return GITMO before Obama can have "normal" relations. I wouldn't put it past Obama to do just that despite the fact we have a treaty that supercedes anything he can do.


http://is.gd/u7w3v2

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:00 AM (wlDny)

32 >> Really? 118 times in three minutes? Does no one consider that would translate to about 40 times a minute, an impossibility even for the Lyin' Hawaiian.

Good grief. Lemme fix that.

Posted by: Andy at January 29, 2015 07:00 AM (9CtUV)

33 An American who escaped from a US prison and fled to Mexico has been deported back to America because he was an "illegal alien".


http://is.gd/ATDhyO

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:00 AM (wlDny)

34 Portland, OR moonbats will make beer from sewage water. Yes, supposedly it has been "treated", but at what cost?


http://is.gd/o8wjz2

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:00 AM (wlDny)

35 Boehner: I Was the Tea Party Before There Was the Tea Party


Hey you idiot, if that were true there would never have been a tea party movement to begin with.


http://is.gd/cTan8U

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:01 AM (wlDny)

36 Here's one of the many reasons I like Nikki Haley. It looks like people are moving to SC from NY for better schools. I know that is hard to imagine after decades of "poor ignorant South" from the MFM.


http://is.gd/iavGGP

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:01 AM (wlDny)

37 Hey Mr. Tollybonn, tolly me bananas,
Tolly me bananas, me wanna blow up some homes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 07:01 AM (JTwn3)

38 Corrupt EPA falsified numbers on the costly new Ozone regulations. When are these people going to jail? We now they wont as long as Obama is dictator but will the Republicans change that? I am thinking no.


http://is.gd/8oMq6o

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:01 AM (wlDny)

39 34 Portland, OR moonbats will make beer from sewage water. Yes, supposedly it has been "treated", but at what cost?


http://is.gd/o8wjz2
Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:00 AM (wlDny)


So, they'll be brewing Budweiser.

Here all week! Try the veal and tip your waitress!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 07:01 AM (CMkNk)

40 House Benghazi committee Chairman Trey Gowdy said Wednesday he won't bow to Democrats' {Elijah "Goon" Cummings} demands in a bitter dispute over access to witnesses and information.


http://is.gd/w3JSpu

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:01 AM (wlDny)

41 Oh meanwhile Lil Kim of NORKland plans to visit Russia. I hope Vlad Putin serves him some special tea.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 07:02 AM (+6nI6)

42 Well Sessions has saved his balls from destruction.


Sen. Jeff Sessions announced Wednesday he will not vote to confirm President Obama's nominee to succeed Attorney General Eric Holder.


http://is.gd/c6V0X7

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:02 AM (wlDny)

43 The Senate Republican leadership is going after Obama's union packed NLRB now saying they want to return it to being an "umpire". I say Obama has shown how this board can be illegally stacked as a union advocate with impunity and the law from the 30s that established it should be amended to kill it permanently.


http://is.gd/gBHkNS

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:02 AM (wlDny)

44 Like the Olympics, World Fairs, and other large events the Super Bowl is no big economic boon to cities. So why do urban politicians keep spending millions in taxpayer money to fund these private enterprise things? Could it be graft and corruption?


http://is.gd/CcJMBS

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:02 AM (wlDny)

45 30 Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:00 AM (wlDny)


Sheriff Clarke from Milwaukee. Another great American.

(NB - not endorsing/suggesting him or anyone for political office)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 07:02 AM (CMkNk)

46 Could the conservative fight to take back schools actually be having an impact? Maybe so but it will be a fight to the death.


Democrats also want their children to get a good education, and as a result something new and bipartisan is happening in the world of education policy. There appears to be a great awakening across the ideological spectrum to the fact that primary and secondary education is failing badly and that the entrenched enemies of reform, the teachers' unions, are much too powerful. The unions are a key impediment to much-needed education reforms. Everyone knows it and now more people are willing to say it out loud.


http://is.gd/vVypEh

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:03 AM (wlDny)

47 Isn't that the same Portland OR that empited a whole reservoir because one yute peed in it?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 07:03 AM (+6nI6)

48 Huckleberry Hound is showing his true liberal colors again.


http://is.gd/CzSMiH

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:03 AM (wlDny)

49 Conservatives are slamming the proposed new patent reform law. US patent law, deemed the Mickey Mouse protection racket by many, is a boon to big business and will make US patent law not only the worst in the world (which it already is) but the worst in the known galaxy.


http://is.gd/23TxAM

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:03 AM (wlDny)

50 The FDIC says it will end its illegal Operation Chokepoint crap demanded by Obama. I'll believe it when I see it.


http://is.gd/sPTHVA

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:03 AM (wlDny)

51 36 Here's one of the many reasons I like Nikki Haley. It looks like people are moving to SC from NY for better schools. I know that is hard to imagine after decades of "poor ignorant South" from the MFM.


http://is.gd/iavGGP
Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:01 AM (wlDny)



I grew up in South Brooklyn, so it's a fit for me!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 07:03 AM (CMkNk)

52 A stupid 100 year old law made "snowmagedden" much worse. But good luck ever getting it repealed.


http://is.gd/y2PwLa

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:03 AM (wlDny)

53 Also, I'd rather slam a car door on my dick for 33 minutes than listen Obama speak for 3, so I understand the mistake.

Posted by: Andy at January 29, 2015 07:04 AM (9CtUV)

54 Super Bowl, World Fair, Olympics - its all bread and circuses. Keep the masses of proles distracted.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 07:04 AM (+6nI6)

55 I am sure that this Ramirez cartoon elicited many cries of racism.


http://is.gd/a9SXrn

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny)

56 And lastly, American Sniper is available for pre-order at Amazon for their low pre-order price. For only $18 for the DVD and $30 for the Bluray and no date listed for the release you can sign up for this. (No link got this as an e-mail from Amazon)

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny)

57 Oh meanwhile Lil Kim of NORKland plans to visit Russia. I hope Vlad Putin serves him some special tea.



The tea got glowing reviews.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 07:04 AM (JTwn3)

58 The Daily Deals


http://is.gd/PINtfw


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny)

59 Good job Vic.

9 Didn't someone comment about burning turds while in the ME? Seems that would work.

53 Andy. I LOL'd.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 29, 2015 07:06 AM (GqEzX)

60 Morning all.

This criminal admin lies so much, they can't keep their lies straight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 07:06 AM (LJcWW)

61 Someone has produced a whole book documenting previous SMOD type events.

http://www.ufunk.net/en/photos/sites-of-impact/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 07:07 AM (+6nI6)

62 This criminal admin lies so much, they can't keep their lies straight



They lie like breathing. Lie when the truth would be better.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 07:08 AM (JTwn3)

63 Posted by: Jane58 at January 29, 2015 06:57 AM (oLZsm)

That's the duration of the compressed video, dumbass. But your concern is duly noted.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 29, 2015 07:08 AM (mx5oN)

64 15 AoSHQ sidebar: "Watch Obama Refer to Himself 118 Times in Three Minutes," from an identical headline at PJM, which Drudge repeats verbatim on his site.

Really? 118 times in three minutes? Does no one consider that would translate to about 40 times a minute, an impossibility even for the Lyin' Hawaiian.

The article states "The president went on to refer to himself an astonishing 118 times in the short 33-minute speech," but the "three-minute" headline stands uncorrected across the conservative interwebs.

And I thought it was those other guys who propagandized the digital Echo Chamber.
Posted by: Jane58 at January 29, 2015 06:57 AM (oLZsm)

PJM consolidated down the 33 minutes to 3 minutes to show all the times that Oblowhard referred to himself. If you watch the video, it starts out referencing that he spoke for 33 minutes.

Posted by: ZombieDachshund at January 29, 2015 07:08 AM (Na7G9)

65 Stanley Kubrick as a young photographer in New York City

http://tinyurl.com/kod9wtn

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 07:09 AM (+6nI6)

66 62 This criminal admin lies so much, they can't keep their lies straight



They lie like breathing. Lie when the truth would be better.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 07:08 AM (JTwn3)



I believe the word you're looking for is "taqqiya."

The left and Islam are two sides of the same coin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 07:09 AM (CMkNk)

67 and sven gets willowed...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 07:11 AM (/4AZU)

68 55 I am sure that this Ramirez cartoon elicited many cries of racism.


http://is.gd/a9SXrn
Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny)



"I don't judge a man by the color of his skin; I judge him by the size of his nostrils and lips."

- - Chevy Chase on Weekend Update, goof-quoting William J. Fulbright

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 07:12 AM (CMkNk)

69 47
Isn't that the same Portland OR that empited a whole reservoir because one yute peed in it?


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 07:03 AM (+6nI6)

Just more confirmation of the percentage of stupid there. Stupid is directly proportional to liberal content.

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:12 AM (wlDny)

70 15 Posted by: Jane58 at January 29, 2015 06:57 AM (oLZsm)

It's a "best of" video....

and the audience rolling their eyes at the end...?

Priceless.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 07:12 AM (/4AZU)

71
By the way, I remember National Lampoon back in the old days doing much worse cartoons depicting blacks.

Try to find the Dean Martin Roast of Sammy Davis jr. on YouTube. It's amazing how far we have regressed since then.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 07:13 AM (CMkNk)

72 Regarding that beer..."Man, this stuff tastes like panther piss!"


"Close".

Posted by: HH at January 29, 2015 07:14 AM (Ce4DF)

73 http://youtu.be/gsvFVAyQ8dc

Modern Marvels Oilfield Fire Fighting

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 07:14 AM (/4AZU)

74 57 The tea got glowing reviews.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 07:04 AM (JTwn3)


"Polon'ya! Polon'ya! What make yo big head so hard?!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 07:14 AM (CMkNk)

75 Measles? If your kids have been vaccinated there is nothing to worry about, right? The only people who have to worry are those parents who refuse to have their kids inoculated against common childhood diseases.

Self correcting problem the way I see it.

And there is no need for the scare quotes around the word 'treated'. Modern sewage treatment discharge water is cleaner than the surface stream the water is being discharged into.

If you want to frighten people, ask about what happens to all the bad stuff that was removed from the raw sewage, where does that bad stuff go?

Answer: The bad stuff is renamed 'sludge' and is trucked out into the country where it is dumped on the ground and relabeled again. 'Fertilizer' they call it.

Posted by: Ned Grunchlk at January 29, 2015 07:16 AM (PKOtf)

76 I'm just here so I won't get fined.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 07:16 AM (g1DWB)

77 "Polon'ya! Polon'ya! What make yo big head so hard?!"

Not to be confused with a polynia.
"The underside of a freshly frozen polynia, it looked like thousands of prisms had been thrown on a sheet of glass with a bright light behind it."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 07:17 AM (+6nI6)

78 31 Castro says the US must return GITMO before Obama can have "normal" relations. I wouldn't put it past Obama to do just that despite the fact we have a treaty that supercedes anything he can do.


http://is.gd/u7w3v2
Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:00 AM (wlDny)
_____________________________

LOL. A treaty? That won't stop The Anointed One. He's special, don'tcha know, and things like laws and treaties and constitutions simply don't apply to him. He'll just do whatever he feels like, and dare the Republicans to try and stop him, which of course they won't, because they're a bunch of inept, corrupt, azzholes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 29, 2015 07:17 AM (Fnyc2)

79 >>Up to Six Million Households Facing Penalty for Skipping Health Insurance<<

http://tinyurl.com/kbl382l

But Republicans are ascared to repeal it.

Pussies.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2015 07:18 AM (GGCsk)

80 75 Posted by: Ned Grunchlk at January 29, 2015 07:16 AM (PKOtf)

The fridge logic I saw deployed was "the outbreak is the result of the ~10% of LA that is not vaccinated"...

and my first thought was "how do we get the other 90% to reject vaccination?"

B/C Mom Nature is a brutal landlord and I want stupidity to get its own reward.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 07:19 AM (/4AZU)

81 76 Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 07:16 AM (g1DWB)

Too late comrade...

pay up...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 07:19 AM (/4AZU)

82 15 -

Otherwise known as a typo. Seems you are getting a case of the vapors over a very small matter.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 07:19 AM (Dj0WE)

83 LA, Skid Row, TB outbreak. CDC.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 07:20 AM (+6nI6)

84 I contacted Sen. Graham to let him know what I thought of Loretta Lynch. I received a response.

"Thank
you for contacting me regarding the nomination of Loretta Lynch to be the Attorney General of the United
States. Ms. Lynch will face a tough confirmation process and as the Senate considers her nomination,
I will keep your comments in mind."

The rest was boilerplate.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 29, 2015 07:20 AM (V70Uh)

85 77 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 07:17 AM (+6nI6)


I was mashing-up the atom Polonium with the great Louis Jordan's 1945 hit "Caldonia."

But, you knew that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 07:20 AM (CMkNk)

86 82 Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 07:19 AM (Dj0WE)

It's the Princess and the Pea writ large...

the Media can have boulders in the bed and it is a-ok but YOUR pea keeps me from sleeping....

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 07:21 AM (/4AZU)

87 84 The rest was boilerplate.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 29, 2015 07:20 AM (V70Uh)


Hate to be the bearer of bad news but that WAS the boilerplate. Just like the one on the unsinkable Titanic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 07:21 AM (CMkNk)

88 Regarding that beer..."Man, this stuff tastes like panther piss!"

"Close".
Posted by: HH


"This beer tastes like shit!"

"Closer"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 07:22 AM (JTwn3)

89 64 -

Ah, so not only is Jane getting a case of the vapors over a big fat nothing, she's just dead wrong.


Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 07:23 AM (Dj0WE)

90 Never heard of that song 'Caldonia' so learn something gnu every day.

How is this administration like the hull of RMS Titanic? Both get brittle and snap.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 07:23 AM (+6nI6)

91 83 LA, Skid Row, TB outbreak. CDC.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 07:20 AM (+6nI6)

Just finished working on a project for a high end development in downtown LA. The neighborhood has been hyped as hip for at least a a decade with not much success. I'm sure this will really make it a hipster destination.

Ha.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 07:23 AM (CMkNk)

92 84 The rest was boilerplate.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 29, 2015 07:20 AM (V70Uh)

RINO Graham has always advocated that Presidents should always get their picks. He does this despite the fact that Democrats fight Republican picks tooth and nail using lies and ad hominem attacks.

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:24 AM (wlDny)

93 86 -

And what with Jane being such a regular contributor around here.....

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 07:24 AM (Dj0WE)

94 90 How is this administration like the hull of RMS Titanic? Both get brittle and snap.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 07:23 AM (+6nI6)


And the evil Joos sunk the Titanic. The Icebergs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 07:24 AM (CMkNk)

95 Seen the new tax forms?

Check a box for Insurance and you are good to go.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 29, 2015 07:25 AM (V70Uh)

96 23 Sorry to jump in

Ammo alert
Cabelas, Remington Bucket o Bullets


http://tinyurl.com/po3fyku


Thanks for this.
I was able to snag one. Sold out now

Posted by: 2dogs at January 29, 2015 07:25 AM (ty9w8)

97 Come on Horde, Jane58 with her handled tee'd herself up beautifully for some SNL oldies.

"Jane, you ignorant slut."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 07:25 AM (+6nI6)

98
"Single-earner households are getting a bonus another way: the labor a mother or father performs in the home caring for a kid or wiping down a counter is unpaid and therefore goes untaxed."
- The New York Times, 1/23/15


The Times is actually arguing that stay-at-home parents, by performing labor without income, are technically stealing - or at least receiving benefits - from the government.


Just seeing this. I've always joked that this is how the left thinks, but to see it in print... Christ....

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 29, 2015 07:25 AM (fwARV)

99 Confirmation of Lynch to head DOJ will probably happen. Two or three senators got their talking points published while the remaining 90 senators will vote to confirm.

Conservatives have to recognize that we have no representation in this government beyond one or two who announce, 'we hear you' while ignoring us.

Posted by: Ned Grunchlk at January 29, 2015 07:25 AM (PKOtf)

100 92 Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:24 AM (wlDny)

and after Donkey has crucified our guy....Ms Graham makes a big show of sadness for about 17 seconds and then gets his kneepads out and tries to find a "Gangbang of X" to join.....

b/c Republicans are never supposed to get a win...


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 07:26 AM (/4AZU)

101 98 Just seeing this. I've always joked that this is how the left thinks, but to see it in print... Christ....
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 29, 2015 07:25 AM (fwARV)


Wickard v. Filburn is the template for them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 07:26 AM (CMkNk)

102 Well, the cold is returning. Yesterday it got up to 73 degrees and I had the door open, letting in the breeze. But now the wind is out of the north and temps have been dropping like a rock. And it looks like it's going to be a long stretch of cold.

Posted by: HH at January 29, 2015 07:27 AM (Ce4DF)

103 98 Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 29, 2015 07:25 AM (fwARV)

They *are* slavemasters at heart...

your time quite literally belongs to them comrade.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 07:27 AM (/4AZU)

104 Washington Nearsider, the State is the company store...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 07:27 AM (+6nI6)

105 101 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 07:26 AM (CMkNk)

Remember some of us were yelling back when Judas Iscariot Roberts took Donkey's 30 pieces of coin that by allowing taxation of non-activity he had opened the doors to outright chattel slavery by the feds...

ponder it there is a legal argument to be made...slowly but like a snowball gaining mass that refusing to "maximize your potential" is defacto tax fraud.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 07:29 AM (/4AZU)

106 97 -

Heh, I deliberately avoided it (I am a Governor Huckleberry type, when it comes to potty words), but I knew someone would.

Thank you for not letting me down.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 07:29 AM (Dj0WE)

107 104 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 07:27 AM (+6nI6)

Yup...

and they won't even let us dig the fuc*ing coal.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 07:30 AM (/4AZU)

108 105 ponder it there is a legal argument to be made...slowly but like a snowball gaining mass that refusing to "maximize your potential" is defacto tax fraud.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 07:29 AM (/4AZU)


And yet according to the Left dogma, everyone is or must be coerced into being equal. No one can or should aspire to excel because, racism or whatever.

But when the golden egg laying goose is strangled, it's gonna get interesting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 07:33 AM (CMkNk)

109 102
Well, the cold is returning. Yesterday it got up to 73 degrees and I had
the door open, letting in the breeze. But now the wind is out of the
north and temps have been dropping like a rock. And it looks like it's
going to be a long stretch of cold.


Posted by: HH at January 29, 2015 07:27 AM (Ce4DF)

23.5F here in SOUTH Carolina right now.

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:33 AM (wlDny)

110 ponder it there is a legal argument to bemade...slowly but like a snowball gaining mass that refusing to "maximize your potential" is defacto tax fraud.



A whole lot of FSA would be in a world of hurt were that true.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 07:33 AM (JTwn3)

111 Stupid writing. VICE.

So an early Nexus model goes rogue and they don't have a built in safety?

http://youtu.be/ETtLM0NI-Ug

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 07:34 AM (+6nI6)

112
"Single-earner households are getting a bonus another way: the labor a mother or father performs in the home caring for a kid or wiping down a counter is unpaid and therefore goes untaxed."
- The New York Times, 1/23/15

The Times is actually arguing that stay-at-home parents, by performing labor without income, are technically stealing - or at least receiving benefits - from the government.

Just seeing this. I've always joked that this is how the left thinks, but to see it in print... Christ....Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 29,

---------------
But remember, the layabouts that stay home, receive government benefits and don't pay taxes, they aren't stealing from the govt.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 29, 2015 07:35 AM (KlVdw)

113 Measles? If your kids have been vaccinated there is nothing to worry about, right? The only people who have to worry are those parents who refuse to have their kids inoculated against common childhood diseases.

Self correcting problem the way I see it.



False. Not everyone who is vaccinated actually develops an immunity. Additionally, there is a non-insignificant portion of the population which can not (medically) receive vaccinations.

They are generally protected through what is known as 'herd immunity.' For measles, 90% of the population needs to be immunized in order for the un-immunized 10% to remain safe. By expanding that number over 10%, we are risking every infant in America (the vaccine can't be delivered until several months after birth) and all those whose genetics prevent them from being treated.

Failure to vaccinate is not localized to the individual.

Your right to free choice ends precisely when it interferes with the natural rights of another. That's why the left can never admit that a fetus is a person - they'd have to admit that depriving a baby of life is not only a natural crime, but is in conflict with all of our founding documents, laws and freedoms. It's the same with vaccines. Your choice to not vaccinate (I use 'your' in a general sense) DOES impact others.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 29, 2015 07:35 AM (fwARV)

114 108 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 07:33 AM (CMkNk)

You're going to have a government swearing on a stack of Bibles there is no difference between genders and races at all using scrying and witching to try to hammer out who you SHOULD be....

it's a good thing leftoids are un-self-aware because the cognitive dissonance needed to function that way has to be disconcerting.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 07:35 AM (/4AZU)

115 Looks as if Iran is upping the crazy. Now they are talking about targeting Bibi's kids for assassination. And Obama threatens US lawmakers who want to increase the sanctions on Iran.

It's one thing to have a president you disagree with on tactics but Obama is on the other side. It will be a miracle if we make it through the next 2 years without a serious attack.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 07:36 AM (g1DWB)

116 110 -

You realized there's an answer for that, right?

Your White Privilege (tm), assuming you are, means you owe the state for centuries of wrongs. These members of the FSA, any and all of them who can claim victim status, are collecting on behalf of the centuries of victims who cannot. That's a big job, but gosh, somebody's got to do it.

You should be grateful you have someone to whom you can pay your reparations, comrade.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 07:36 AM (Dj0WE)

117 113 Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 29, 2015 07:35 AM (fwARV)


What I find ironic is that we REQUIRED immunization before school in the 50s when the average American was much more free from government tyranny than they are now.

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:38 AM (wlDny)

118 Powerline has a Penn + Teller video about vaccination. Language warning.

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2015/01/vexing-the-vaxers.php

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 07:40 AM (+6nI6)

119 117 Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:38 AM (wlDny)

It's because the lunatics run the asylum now Vic...

and people KNEW first hand what evil plague could wreak...

now we are convinced disease cuts you a break if you are smart, pretty, have the right political views, that your kids are a plague on Gaia so why protect them...etc etc

We live in an insane asylum and we no longer control the keys.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 07:40 AM (/4AZU)

120
*lifts nose in air in 'know-it-all' pose*
I believe in talking to ones enemies.

Posted by: The Precedent at January 29, 2015 07:41 AM (zxQ4h)

121 What I find ironic is that we REQUIRED immunization before school in the 50s when the average American was much more free from government tyranny than they are now.


Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:38 AM (wlDny)


I'd normally make a Salk joke at your expense here, but I seriously can't get my mind around this: We force (in a general sense) all of our children to congregate in one place, five days a week. The state assumes an in loco parentis role and is tasked with the education (and safety) of our kids.

They USED to require that children be vaccinated - so as to protect them from preventable, potentially fatal diseases - but now... eh, not so much.

I understand (disagree vehemently, but understand) that the State doesn't like thinking about having to protect kids from active shooters, but I can not fathom that the same State that mandates/regulates EVERYTHING 'for our own good' is moving away from the safety herd immunity provides.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 29, 2015 07:42 AM (fwARV)

122 Thanks for the morning review of the news, Vic.

Morning, Glories! "Only" 722 more days of BO! Only!

We had our 78°day yesterday, following a 73° day before that. Sure was great. And now, back to January. It wasn't unseasonable, though. Oklahoma is any season any time, famous for our climate chaos.

"If you don't like Oklahoma's climate, wait a minute."
-Zombie Will Rogers

Posted by: mindful webworker - watching the sky lighten at January 29, 2015 07:42 AM (yCZVl)

123 Ya, well, whenever the left waxes maniacal about 'for the children' and such, I just asked them if they believe Darwin's theory. If they say yes, then I just reply, "Then let the fittest survive and don't worry about it."

Of course, they then blame me for being heartless and cruel for accepting the theory they want to use to discredit Christians. It's Science, and like being married.

Posted by: Ned Grunchlk at January 29, 2015 07:44 AM (PKOtf)

124 123 Posted by: Ned Grunchlk at January 29, 2015 07:44 AM (PKOtf)

Totally, blissfully un-self-aware.....

They are(and arguably already have) gotten us back into a land war in Arabia sans an AUMF and it is a-okay....

do logic and thought a favor and beat the hell of a code pinko today....

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 07:46 AM (/4AZU)

125 120
*lifts nose in air in 'know-it-all' pose*
I believe in talking to ones enemies.
Posted by: The Precedent at January 29, 2015 07:41 AM (zxQ4h)


Except the filthy shape-shifting Hebe bastards.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 07:46 AM (CMkNk)

126 The rest was boilerplate.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 29, 2015 07:20 AM (V70Uh)


Maybe so, but at least you got a personalized response to your email. Whenever I contact Bride of Chucky Schumer or Kirsten 'I Give New Meaning To The Word "Dunce"' Gillibrand, I just get a boilerplate auto-response. Sometimes, I'm surprised their response isn't to SWAT me.

Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2015 07:46 AM (PR4ez)

127 ...but I can not fathom that the same State that mandates/regulates EVERYTHING 'for our own good' is moving away from the safety herd immunity provides.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider


They suffer the mental disease of cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: dogfish at January 29, 2015 07:47 AM (1vYi0)

128 Did not know this, on Jan 26th VagISIL threatened to cut off the President's head in the White House.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 07:47 AM (+6nI6)

129 J.J. Sefton: "And the evil Joos sunk the Titanic. The Icebergs."

Groan! That can't be a new joke, but it's new to me. Funny.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the pun, boss, the pun! at January 29, 2015 07:47 AM (yCZVl)

130
I read that people who had a Measles vaccine back in the sixties may need a booster.
Also, that it has mutated into at two strains currently identified.

Posted by: Justamom's stealing hubby's pad at January 29, 2015 07:47 AM (Sptt8)

131 Why is it that schools can demand that no student bring peanuts to school in order to protect the very few who are allergic to peanuts, but parents can't demand that students who are unvaccinated stay home?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 29, 2015 07:48 AM (fwARV)

132 Ya, well, whenever the left waxes maniacal about 'for the children' and such, I just asked them if they believe Darwin's theory. If they say yes, then I just reply, "Then let the fittest survive and don't worry about it."



So shamelessly stolen!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 07:51 AM (JTwn3)

133
Measles is contagious for something like ten days up to twenty-one before symptoms begin.
It causes devastating retardation, blindness, deafness in pre-born babies.

Posted by: Justamom's stealing hubby's pad at January 29, 2015 07:51 AM (Sptt8)

134 A perfect example.

Posted by: dogfish at January 29, 2015 07:52 AM (1vYi0)

135 Ha. Huck is now claiming that Politico made up the quote about him calling women who swear trashy.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 07:52 AM (g1DWB)

136 I question the timing. If you have a measles outbreak at school, that generally means you have already been exposed so it's probably already too late to make the unvaccinated kids stay home for seven days.

Of course, out of an abundance of caution, those kids should stay home, in isolation, and not interact with other kids, or other people who might be unsuspecting carriers. So if you haven't vaccinated your kids, you should keep them locked up in a broom closet, for their own protection, and feed them through a slot in the door.

Posted by: Ned Grunchlk at January 29, 2015 07:54 AM (PKOtf)

137 Retard Strength FTW

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 29, 2015 07:55 AM (27KAF)

138 What I find ironic is that we REQUIRED immunization
before school in the 50s when the average American was much more free
from government tyranny than they are now. Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:38 AM


Even more ironic, Vic: it WORKED!

One of the rationales for all of us getting immunized before going to school was, of course, that we'd be protected from communicable diseases. And we wouldn't spread any.

I don't remember getting the shots, but vividly recall getting the Salk "sugar cube" polio immunization. It was then in a very early stage, and lots of parents worried that the vaccine itself would give the kiddies polio. The law of averages reassured most parents back in those more innocent days....

My conservatism does not extend to worrying unduly about Freedom From Immunization. If, say, Mark Levin goes full Angry-Kermit-the-Frog about forced inoculation, I will be too busy remembering all the diseases I DIDN'T] get.

Posted by: MrScribbler at January 29, 2015 07:55 AM (P8YHq)

139 It's hard to believe what idiots we have running this country. The United States has become the United Stupid. Is it to much to ask of the asshats in Washington to do something, anything that would benefit this country?

Posted by: Case at January 29, 2015 07:55 AM (tjj0w)

140 Except the filthy shape-shifting Hebe bastards.

* dumps "The Precedent" sock.

But of course. I asked my sister one time -- who spent her life bitterly clinging to the government teat -- why so little support for Israel from the left.

"They can take care of themselves," she sniffed with her air of superiority. Haven't spoken to her in over a decade (because her attitude in everything sucks ass) and my life is better for the loss.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 29, 2015 07:56 AM (zxQ4h)

141
I can't believe Rick Perry's indictment repeal wasn't dropped this week. Second time.

They accuse him of abuse of power. I would say the judiciary is doing that to him right now, as they are being paid off to continue to pursue him.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2015 07:57 AM (IXrOn)

142 I repeat, any Republican who votes to confirm this radical leftist commie agitator should be de-nutted and removed from office. I would say the same thing about Democrats but that applies to them all the time anyway.


http://is.gd/nDPLfP
Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny)

She is going to sail thru confirmation. And then in about the middle of 2016, we will be assailed with the steady drone of, "a vote against a rino repub is a vote for a dem," which is true, but what damn difference does it make? The gop pols are benefiting every bit as much from big, corrupt govt as dems are.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 29, 2015 07:58 AM (BZAd3)

143 Ha. Huck is now claiming that Politico made up the quote about him calling women who swear trashy.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 07:52 AM (g1DWB)

I am not sure that is what he said. He might have said that he does not appreciate women who swear and might have called them trashy, but he said he NEVER said that about his colleagues at FOX. And that the writer at Politico made that up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 08:00 AM (LJcWW)

144 The truth about what really happened in that bar with Ventura is out there somewhere. It would make a very compelling story to know what really happened. If we still had halfway honest investigative journalists in media anymore, we would know what really happened.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 29, 2015 08:01 AM (BZAd3)

145 So does that mean Huckabee is trying to claim the Pope Francis Mulligan for a quote?

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 29, 2015 08:02 AM (eytER)

146 Four cops in Seattle would love to get a Mulligan from Huckster-bee

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 08:03 AM (+6nI6)

147 The Taliban are an armed insurgency. Swell guys.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2015 08:03 AM (659DL)

148 125 Except the filthy shape-shifting Hebe bastards.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 07:46 AM (CMkNk)
===============================

While The Party agrees with the basic part of this sentiment we want to clearly state that we have nothing against the children of unmarried mothers.

Posted by: High Commissar Barack O'Stalin at January 29, 2015 08:04 AM (FCsIb)

149 just Freedom Fighters all along?

The Freedom To Oppress. Check the Constitution. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Barack ibn Franklin at January 29, 2015 08:06 AM (FcR7P)

150 meanwhile that women terrorist the Jordanians might be releasing is but ugly for sure

And Ventura is a low life

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 08:06 AM (LJcWW)

151 Yo, homiez

Posted by: Bigby's Shadow Puppets at January 29, 2015 08:07 AM (3ZtZW)

152 There is NOTHING unusual about this.


http://is.gd/58Xc8l
Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 06:57 AM (wlDny)

Yes, but what is baffling to the agenda driven left is that logically, this should not be happening under global warming ergo, climate change. Logically.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 29, 2015 08:08 AM (BZAd3)

153 Wow. I just remembered. I never read the ONT. BBL. Don't let the comments pile up too much while I'm gone.

Posted by: mindful webworker - with cat-a-lapsy at January 29, 2015 08:08 AM (yCZVl)

154 She is going to sail thru confirmation.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 29, 2015 07:58 AM


My guess is that she'll get 90-plus votes, with one or two voting "no" just to polish their image as Conservative Heroes.

I don't trust any member of Congress, no matter how often they claim to be "doing what's right." Simply put not a damn one of them has done right; talk no longer impresses me.

If there was a way to ship all 535 of them to some remote hellhole in the Sahara for the rest of their worthless lives, I'd be all for it.

Posted by: MrScribbler at January 29, 2015 08:08 AM (P8YHq)

155 Small businesses are dying in America.

We're rated 12th now in new startups.

According to Gallup, the United States now ranks 12th in the world in business startup activity. Italy, one of the weaker countries in the Eurozone, has a higher rate of business startups than the US. This isn't a statistical quirk. Entrepreneurship, the special sauce that launches new business, is in steep decline here for the first time ever.

"When small and medium-sized businesses are dying faster than they're being born, so is free enterprise," writes Jim Clifton, Chairman and CEO of Gallup. "And when free enterprise dies, America dies with it."

For six years, the number of small businesses closing has exceeded the number of businesses starting. The number of business deaths exceeded births in 2008 for the first time in US history and has gotten worse in the ensuing years. Since 2010, the rate of small business closures has increased.


America in decline.

Breitbart

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2015 08:08 AM (IXrOn)

156 >>And that the writer at Politico made that up

Wouldn't surprise me. They do it all the time to Republican candidates. They love to caricature Republican candidates so that people will see them in that light and then they are free to make claims or inferences about them that reinforce the caricature. Huck is profiled as a crazy evangelical scold and they will do anything to reinforce that image.

WaPo took the floor plans of Romney's house in CA and made some silly tool where readers could compare the size of their house to his. Cause he's rich and evil, ya know, unlike Hillary who lives in a tar paper shack.

The msm has become an evil joke.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 08:08 AM (g1DWB)

157 Watching this Ferguson thing from a distance is like watching the neighbors across the street in a slap fight on their front porch.

That house will be empty within a year and the problem will have moved somewhere else.

Posted by: Ned Grunchlk at January 29, 2015 08:12 AM (PKOtf)

158 Yup they will confirm that scrunt and she is probably worse than Holder. She is bestest buddies with holder's wife from what I understand

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 08:12 AM (LJcWW)

159 OT: Saw a very good film last night. "Like Father, Like Son," (Japan) about two couples, whose sons were switched at birth in the hospital. My mom loved it too.

Posted by: Baldy at January 29, 2015 08:12 AM (+35FH)

160 "9
Dozens of dead bodies of foreign ISIS recruits are piling up in
Iraqi hospitals because their home countries don't want them and local
cemeteries won't take them either


Hum, yawn, where's my coffee.


http://is.gd/tVvk42

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 06:56 AM (wlDny)"

I have a solution.

Posted by: Mr. Wu at January 29, 2015 08:12 AM (KDbAT)

161 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 29, 2015 08:13 AM (2Ayux)

162 Yesterday the State Department hosted a conference of terror groups trying to overthrow the military government in Egypt. That's the one headed up by al-Sisi, the only prominent muslim leader in the world openly calling for a reformation and peaceful coexistence with non-muslims.

This is Government By Fucking Idiots.

Posted by: MTF at January 29, 2015 08:13 AM (FCsIb)

163 23.5F here in SOUTH Carolina right now. Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 07:33 AM (wlDny)

First day all week that it's been above 0F for the morning commute.

Morning horde.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy at January 29, 2015 08:14 AM (H8u6z)

164 155 The left hates small business.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2015 08:15 AM (v5UtH)

165 >>>>The msm has become an evil joke.

Not merely in a partisan way either. It needs to be pounded home often that even regular stuff like weather forecasting has become so unreliable that its wasting millions of tax dollars, as in the recent Juno snowmageddon-not]

Posted by: Bigby's Shadow Puppets at January 29, 2015 08:15 AM (3ZtZW)

166 Military Pay And Benefits Panel To Recommend Killing 20-Year Retirement


Weasel Zippers

And inside these "recommendations" is what we all expected. Ending TRICARE and throwing the Military into Fredocare. Makes me sick to my stomach.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 08:15 AM (LJcWW)

167 I have a solution."

Call us.

Posted by: Soylent Green Inc. at January 29, 2015 08:16 AM (fL+1V)

168 162 Idiots only if you believe that State and president are on our side.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2015 08:16 AM (v5UtH)

169 Had to get in the right frame of mind to face the day, which involved listening to Avenged Seven-fold's "This Means War" (at the proper volume) during the morning commute. Feel much better.

Bring it, motherf$ckers.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy at January 29, 2015 08:18 AM (H8u6z)

170 Did anyone read the comments on the story about peak food which Vic linked to? Go over there if you want a dose of UK insanity in the morning. If you don't have the fortitude yet, I'll summarize:

1. Global warming will kill us first.
2. There are too many people, especially in places like India, Pakistan, and China.
3. Births must be limited (in the UK) and cut off anyone from NHS and other socialist services if they have more than two children.

So, yeah, I'm feeling the love and compassion from our international leftist friends.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 29, 2015 08:18 AM (vg8iE)

171
Our military should have the same health benefits as our elected officials, at least.

Posted by: Justamom's stealing hubby's pad at January 29, 2015 08:18 AM (Sptt8)

172 Mornin Morons. Have all you East Coasters dug out yet?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 08:18 AM (F2IAQ)

173 If we get rid of the 20 year military retirement, does this mean that the 20 year welfare recipient program may be on the chopping block as well?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2015 08:19 AM (fL+1V)

174 Our military should have the same health benefits as our elected officials, at least.
Posted by: Justamom's stealing hubby's pad at January 29, 2015 08:18 AM (Sptt

No better. And less expensive.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 08:19 AM (LJcWW)

175 166>> And inside these "recommendations" is what we all expected. Ending TRICARE and throwing the Military into Fredocare.

I say we shit can ALL federal health care plans and make them join Fredocare. Goose, Gander; blah blah blah.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 29, 2015 08:20 AM (60Vyp)

176 Back. The ONT was good. Decided to skip the comments, though. Hope I didn't miss anything world-shattering.

Say, just wondering, anybody got an idea how we can be rid of the scumbag traitors in DC, starting at the top? I'm tired of Bronco Bama!

Posted by: mindful webworker - carbonated at January 29, 2015 08:20 AM (yCZVl)

177 I believe State should be sponsoring conferences for the Muslim Brotherhood to gather together -- and someone else in the USG should be targeting it with half a dozen Hellfires.

Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2015 08:20 AM (ztOda)

178 Nood.

Posted by: HH at January 29, 2015 08:21 AM (Ce4DF)

179 >>>>Say, just wondering, anybody got an idea how we can be rid of the scumbag traitors in DC, starting at the top?---

Yes Mindful, but to prevent banning and visits from the SS I will keep my fingers shut.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 08:22 AM (F2IAQ)

180 >>If we get rid of the 20 year military retirement, does this mean that the 20 year welfare recipient program may be on the chopping block as well?

Along those lines, when the msm gets done sucking Obama's dick over the increase in jobs, they might want to note that it coincided with the ending of increased long term unemployment benefits.

If you want more of something, subsidize it ...

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 08:22 AM (g1DWB)

181 @44 - As well as the vice that comes along with it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 29, 2015 08:23 AM (vg8iE)

182 "I don't remember getting the shots, but vividly
recall getting the Salk "sugar cube" polio immunization. It was then in a
very early stage, and lots of parents worried that the vaccine itself
would give the kiddies polio. The law of averages reassured most parents
back in those more innocent days....

My conservatism does not
extend to worrying unduly about Freedom From Immunization. If, say, Mark
Levin goes full Angry-Kermit-the-Frog about forced inoculation, I will
be too busy remembering all the diseases I DIDN'T] get.


Posted by: MrScribbler at January 29, 2015 07:55 AM (P8YHq)"

The possibility of polio was also a lot less hypothetical. In every social circle there was always at least one person on crutches after having been paralyzed by polio. And that does not count the people in iron lungs.

Mark Levin is just a little too young to remember that.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 29, 2015 08:24 AM (KDbAT)

183 And right on cue, Fox is now saying that 60% of new job gains is due to the ending of long term benefits.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 08:25 AM (g1DWB)

184 If they eliminate the 20 year retirement in the military then they have to do so as well for ALL civil services and government positions.

Posted by: Bigby's Shadow Puppets at January 29, 2015 08:25 AM (3ZtZW)

185 184 If they eliminate the 20 year retirement in the military then they have to do so as well for ALL civil services and government positions.
Posted by: Bigby's Shadow Puppets at January 29, 2015 08:25 AM (3ZtZW

Clear out the bloated dead wood at the EPA OSHA maybe not such a bad idea.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 08:27 AM (F2IAQ)

186 ZeroCare needs every healthy body in America, so to cover the costs of all the rest. Expect all private employer based insurance to die, all military insurance, and any alternate insurance form (like concierge medicine).

Posted by: MTF at January 29, 2015 08:28 AM (FCsIb)

187 nood up.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 08:30 AM (Vs6vA)

188 J.J. Sefton: "And the evil Joos sunk the Titanic. The Icebergs."

Groan! That can't be a new joke, but it's new to me. Funny.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the pun, boss, the pun! at January 29, 2015 07:47 AM (yCZVl)


Lots of variations on this joke, but here's one:

===================
A rabbi is sitting on an airplane next to a Chinese guy. After they have been flying together in silence for a while, the rabbi leans over and says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Chinese for what you did at Pearl Harbor."

The Chinese guy looks shocked and replies, "What the hell are you talking about?!?!? It was the Japanese the bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese."

The rabbi says, "Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"

A little while later, the Chinese man says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Jews for sinking the Titanic." The rabbi looks confused and mad and says, "What are you talking about? The Jews didn't have anything to do with that! An iceberg sank the Titanic!"

The Korean guy replies, "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

Posted by: physics geek at January 29, 2015 08:30 AM (MT22W)

189 #144, with a room full of drunk SEALs, you will never find it. Brandon Webb from SOFREP was working on untangling it and gave up.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at January 29, 2015 08:50 AM (/0fQX)

190 And for a little humor"

"Reverend Fun"

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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2015 08:58 AM (DXzRD)

191 Where does the regime find all of these dickheads?

Posted by: forest at January 29, 2015 09:16 AM (stMuz)

192 Does no one consider that would translate to about 40 times a minute, an impossibility even for the Lyin' Hawaiian.

Uhh, uhm, challenge accepted!

Posted by: Preezy Obama at January 29, 2015 09:33 AM (6QHER)

193 Boned we are.

Posted by: Gem at January 29, 2015 09:33 AM (hYB//)

194 But Democrats weren't playing politics with Iraq. They totally wanted to fight the good fight in Afghanistan until Bush took our eye off of it.

Posted by: Shoot Me at January 29, 2015 10:51 AM (EQcfE)

195 Funny how all those kids in Palm Desert are not immunized. That's a poor city. Immigrant city.

But this outbreak was caused by the running dog imperialist Disneyland, wasn't it?

Posted by: PJ at January 29, 2015 10:52 AM (cHuNI)

196 184 If they eliminate the 20 year retirement in the military then they have to do so as well for ALL civil services and government positions.
Posted by: Bigby's Shadow Puppets at January 29, 2015 08:25 AM (3ZtZW)
Those are 30 year retirements, dipshit.

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