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Ye Old Obernite Open Thred (1-28-2015)
Helsinki Great, NYC Good, Lisbon Bad: The "Honesty Arc"
So researchers did a test of honesty in major cities around the world based on lost wallets.
Sixteen world cities, times twelve wallets. Each wallet containing the equivalent of $50 in local currency, some business cards and family photos, and a mobile phone number. How many wallets are returned?
...First, the good news: none of the cities surveyed brought shame on itself by returning none of the wallets. The bad news: globally, your chances or getting your wallet back are less than half. Of the grand total of 192 wallets sprinkled across malls, parks and sidewalks in those 16 cities, only 90 were returned - not more than 47%.
The most honest city was Helsinki, Finland where 11 out of 12 wallets were returned. And New York City outperformed every city in Europe other than Helsinki and Budapest with 8 out 12 wallets returned. Of all the cities in the test the worst were Lisbon and Madrid with a 90%+ loss rate. So don't lose any personal belongings or children in those cities.
MSM Attempting to Ban the N* G* Z*** Word
Not only do they not exist according to the MSM but by the newly issued PC rules you can no longer even talk about them in public.
But in the following days, the counter-attack against those calling attention to the growth of Islamist extremism in Europe has now gotten to the point where it is no longer possible for anyone to mention the existence of a "no go zone" for non-Muslims anywhere in Europe. But those who are trying to portray the entire topic as a conservative or anti-Muslim meme that must be stamped out are forgetting some important information. It wasn't Fox News or any conservative outlet that helped popularized the idea of such zones; it was the impeccably liberal New York Times.The backlash against mention of no-go zones has gotten to the point where CNN anchor Anderson Cooper actually apologized for letting several guests mention them on his program. Though had he interviewed Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo who speciously threatened to sue Fox News for mentioning no go zones in the region of the French capital and had heaped scorn on Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal for doing the same, Anderson also did a mea culpa for letting some guests say the dreaded words.
In the wave of the Paris attacks, several guests on this program mentioned 'no-go zones' in France. I didn't challenge them and twice referred to them as well. I should have been more skeptical, I won't make the same mistake again.
PRIVATE PROPERTY, STAYING AT HOME WITH YOUR KIDS ARE ALL THEFT FROM THE GOVERNMENT
Seattle Government Now Going Through Citizens' Trash for Public Shaming, Revenue
DEA Gives Up Plan to Monitor All Vehicle License Plates Near Gun Shows
Reason #23 why I've soured on the War on Drugs and now view it as approaching the same amount of harm that it was started to prevent.
Alphabets and the Written Word: All Tools of the Patriarchy Used to Oppress Women
Of all the sacred cows allowed to roam unimpeded in our culture, few are as revered as literacy. Its benefits have been so incontestable that in the five millennia since the advent of the written word numerous poets and writers have extolled its virtues. Few paused to consider its costs. . . . One pernicious effect of literacy has gone largely unnoticed: writing subliminally fosters a patriarchal outlook. Writing of any kind, but especially its alphabetic form, diminishes feminine values and with them, women's power in the culture.
You know if I accepted Feminists' own views of their fellow women the only possible conclusion would be that women are such fragile, delicate creatures, utterly maladapted to this world, that they should be confined to large farms where they can organically till the soil and sing goddess songs during their sisterhood rites while protected from masculine technology such as written language, harsh words, standards, and sarcastic eye-rolling. For their protection and safety of course. (thanks to Ben)
Robert Downey Jr. Producing A Movie About the USS Indianapolis
And the movie script acknowledges Quint's story from Jaws as the inspiration.
Giving the Gift of Machine Guns
Because the Left has been slacking off in its krazy hatred for the Koch brothers recently so they had to step it up a bit.
You can watch the original movie sequence here.
Non-Americans Weigh in on Which American Customs Seem Outrageous or Pointless to Them
enormous gaps around toilet doors! omg why??? Edit: I'm no prude, I'll happily pee in a field, but it IS a shock when you visit the USA from Europe and feel so exposed. And women have period-related stuff to do as well, no-one wants an audience for that.
Blowing leaves instead of just picking them up in a plastic bag. I was living with relatives for a year and they asked me to clean the driveway. I said I would get the broom and sweep them into plastic bags to dispose them. They all looked at me like I was nuts and told me I was NOT to sweep, but BLOW the leaves in different directions. I replied the leaves would be back in ~15 mins after I had finished to which they said I didn't know what I was talking about.So I blew the damn leaves for an hour and went back inside once I was done. Not 30 mins after that, my uncle drags me out and scolds me because the driveway is full of leaves again.
DIDN'T I TELL YOU THE LEAVES WOULD BE BACK IF I DID NOT SWEEP THEM.
That everybody asks "How you doing?" without expecting or wanting any real answer.
Professions Most Likely to be Married
1) Dentist
2) Chief executive
3) Sales engineer
4) Physician
5) Podiatrist
6) Optometrist
7) Farm product buyer
8 ) Precision grinder
9) Religious worker
10) Tool and die maker
Women Asked to Draw Vaginas and the Female Reproductive System...
Hilarity ensues.
The Group knows what you did.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 10:35 PM (o/3Hk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 10:35 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Kalneva at January 28, 2015 10:35 PM (3pQOs)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:35 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Kalneva at January 28, 2015 10:35 PM (3pQOs)
Aced out by MWNP
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 10:36 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 10:36 PM (o/3Hk)
Posted by: gwennie paltrow, twat waffle at January 28, 2015 10:37 PM (si/E8)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:37 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 10:37 PM (MDgS8)
Funniest thing was the locals asking us if we (as just regular U.S. citizens) could get them a "tour" of the aircraft carrier that was moored nearby.
Posted by: Y-not at January 28, 2015 10:37 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 10:37 PM (cGwhZ)
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 10:38 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 10:38 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 10:38 PM (cGwhZ)
Arizona State University has finally provided that one class which was denying everyone a politically correct education: 'U.S. Race Theory & the Problem of Whiteness.'
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8140
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 28, 2015 10:38 PM (0Ew3K)
When you can have around a dozen?
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=7896
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 28, 2015 10:39 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 28, 2015 10:39 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:40 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Garrett at January 28, 2015 10:40 PM (uTctu)
Posted by: Kalneva at January 28, 2015 10:41 PM (3pQOs)
I want to know who patient zero was for this clustetfuck.
Posted by: mpfs at January 28, 2015 10:41 PM (si/E8)
--
I always make eye contact and wait for an answer.
Maybe I'm not really American!
Posted by: Y-not at January 28, 2015 10:41 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 10:41 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2015 10:41 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 10:41 PM (cGwhZ)
PATRIARCHY
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 10:41 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 10:42 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2015 10:42 PM (FcR7P)
Astounding ONT.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 10:42 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 28, 2015 10:42 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 10:43 PM (cGwhZ)
Kane already has the first goal.
--
The Capitals just finished beating the ever loving shit out of the Penguins.
It is good.
Posted by: Y-not at January 28, 2015 10:43 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 10:43 PM (zOTsN)
Pretty clear cut case of "fraud, waste, abuse" for their IG.
Then Obama would fire the IG.
Meh, good enough for the ol'alinshy shiites and giggles crowd (aka Obama), good enough for me.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 28, 2015 10:43 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2015 10:43 PM (T1005)
Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 10:43 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: @johntant at January 28, 2015 10:44 PM (UTVh8)
http://www.breitbart.com/blog/2014/01/06/teen-girl-mistimes-subway-suicide-leap-hits-side-of-train/
Posted by: Gingy at January 28, 2015 10:44 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: RWC Team Warthog at January 28, 2015 10:44 PM (zxCGA)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2015 10:44 PM (8HGb7)
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 10:41 PM (cGwhZ)
Four Step Process:
-Sit there
-Take it
-Pipe it
-Like it.
That's what I was told when I was just starting out.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:44 PM (16bOT)
It is not "Ye Olde Obernite Open Thread"
It should be "Þe Olde Obernite Open Þread"
More accurately: Se Ald Aldgeddung Æbære Þræd
Posted by: Se Léodweardprætt Hæt at January 28, 2015 10:44 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 28, 2015 10:45 PM (JjJUC)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 28, 2015 10:45 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 10:45 PM (cGwhZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 10:45 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: fairweatherbill holding dominion over the nether regions at January 28, 2015 10:45 PM (OoHik)
Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 10:46 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Y-not at January 28, 2015 10:46 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: anon at January 28, 2015 10:46 PM (DEsFp)
Welcome Aboard!!! How's Life treating you?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:46 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 28, 2015 10:46 PM (fLKzW)
It is not "Ye Olde Obernite Open Thread"
It should be "Þe Olde Obernite Open Þread"
More accurately: Se Ald Aldgeddung Æbære Þræd
Posted by: Se Léodweardprætt Hæt at January 28, 2015 10:44 PM (0Ew3K)
Thus missing the point of deliberate inattention to detail and accuracy that is a core part of the ONT ethos. Plus you know they have drugs that treat this right? :-)
Posted by: Maetenloch at January 28, 2015 10:46 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2015 10:47 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Brady's Balls at January 28, 2015 10:47 PM (e8kgV)
Hmmmm.....
No kids but thinking about the women.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 10:48 PM (cGwhZ)
http://www.deq.utah.gov/Topics/Air/woodburning/rules.htm
Posted by: Redacted at January 28, 2015 10:48 PM (JsXHG)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 10:41 PM (cGwhZ)
*******
The best you can hope for is that she doesn't draw EVERTHING to scale.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 10:48 PM (o/3Hk)
In my little world of construction codes, I lobby for no toilet doors and unisex restrooms, because, fuque, it discriminates against LBGT and weirdoes in generals.
IT is only fair. WTF that means.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 28, 2015 10:48 PM (NaeCR)
All within the state. Nothing outside the state. Nothing against the state.
Posted by: Benito Mussolini at January 28, 2015 10:49 PM (0Ew3K)
Ladies someone wants you to be ignorant so you can be mere tools in their ida of oppression where they are atop the compost heat.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 28, 2015 10:49 PM (+6nI6)
Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 10:49 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 10:49 PM (ucDmr)
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 10:48 PM (cGwhZ)
I can see that.
*ponders*
It'll never work.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:49 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Kalneva at January 28, 2015 10:41 PM (3pQOs)
Sooo, you're basically full-on Scandi...as in complete, pure-blood Scandi? Open and freely admitting? And admitting it here? Props on your bravery.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 28, 2015 10:49 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 10:49 PM (zOTsN)
Apparently that was the funniest thing ever said on radio.
Look, there are some things that already have one good slang word for them. Why does that one need a second? How often does this come up in conversation anyway, where there is a need for two separate slang terms for it?
Not my conversations, anyway, but I'm sorta of the Governor Huckleberry ilk when it comes to language in mixed company.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2015 10:49 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Y-not at January 28, 2015 10:50 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: mugiwara at January 28, 2015 10:50 PM (06U11)
Posted by: Gingy at January 28, 2015 10:50 PM (WvS3w)
-Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 10:48 PM (o/3Hk)
+2
-1 for caps instead of italicans
+1.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:51 PM (16bOT)
I found a version of Ani Ma'amin that I especially loved.
The kids wanted to learn the song, which really touched me. And it no doubt vastly improved the performance, since I was getting over a bad cold! And my Christmas mandolin sounded fantastic, despite my crappy playing. God bless the women who run our little library.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 10:51 PM (Pauop)
Posted by: Garrett at January 28, 2015 10:51 PM (uTctu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 10:52 PM (cGwhZ)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 10:52 PM (zOTsN)
I want to know who patient zero was for this clustetfuck.
Posted by: mpfs at January 28, 2015 10:41 PM (si/E
We'll never know who the many patients zero are, but we all know who is responsible!
I never seen any statement about the specific type of measles that is becoming a wide spread thank you present for our border jumping amigos, but a little googling indicates that both English and German measles can cause bad side effects to pregnant women. Of course since abortion on demand is available, this shouldn't really bother anyone!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2015 10:52 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Y-not at January 28, 2015 10:52 PM (9BRsg)
Yeah, I bet you never went into the mens room at a German train station late at night though.
Some things can never be unseen.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2015 10:53 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 28, 2015 10:53 PM (UHeqK)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:53 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 28, 2015 10:53 PM (+6nI6)
Posted by: Maetenloch at January 28, 2015 10:46 PM (pAlYe)
Being obsessed wiþ þe proper use of þe letter Þ is my anti-drug (that and alcohol).
Posted by: Se Léodweardprætt Hæt at January 28, 2015 10:53 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 10:54 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Garrett
C'mon man, get to the important stuff. Can she gut a fish?
Posted by: fairweatherbill holding dominion over the nether regions at January 28, 2015 10:54 PM (OoHik)
buddy in Vienna last year. Pretty cool. Actually, both those old
Emperor's museums were pretty amazing.
Posted by: mugiwara
I done seen it a couple times. Smaller than I thought it'd be. Remembered it from art history class because the perfesser said, "large pendulous breasts".
Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2015 10:54 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 28, 2015 10:54 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 10:54 PM (OBxdH)
Posted by: Mike at January 28, 2015 10:54 PM (c056A)
Posted by: Redacted at January 28, 2015 10:54 PM (JsXHG)
Posted by: beats27 at January 28, 2015 10:55 PM (V8L/P)
Posted by: Hmitchell3rd at January 28, 2015 10:55 PM (m5msJ)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 10:52 PM (zOTsN)
Ah, wonderful!!!!!!!!! Do please keep me posted.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 10:55 PM (Pauop)
Glad to see that some things have not changed.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 10:55 PM (OsWis)
-1 for caps instead of italicans
+1.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:51 PM (16bOT)
*****
Italicans scare me. There, I said it.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 10:56 PM (o/3Hk)
But just to watch n' see the HUGE FREAKIN' GRINS of all the tourists that come in to give it a try.
Going to the shooting range is FUN! What do the gun-banners do.....have fun at the anti-gun range? Don't think so!
No wonder they're such a dour bunch of lemon-suckface sourpusses.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
P.S. Hiya, Horde!
Posted by: Jim at January 28, 2015 10:56 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: John Boehner at January 28, 2015 10:56 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Garrett at January 28, 2015 10:56 PM (uTctu)
Posted by: Garrett at January 28, 2015 10:56 PM (uTctu)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 10:58 PM (zOTsN)
player named Marcel Goc. Local radio hosts were trying to figure out how
to pronounce his last name, and one suggested "gooch."
Apparently that was the funniest thing ever said on radio.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2015 10:49 PM (Dj0WE)
Miroslav
Satan (Sha-tahn) played in the NHL for the Oilers (at the same time
they had players with the first names of Jason and Igor), the Sabres,
the Islanders, the Penguins, and the Bruins. Alas, he never played for
the New Jersey Devils.
Posted by: Vendette at January 28, 2015 10:58 PM (fpEv+)
What's really great is having the locals out in the streets loudly chanting "DEATH TO AMERICA!!!" and then afterward quietly asking you if you can help arrange a visa.
Yeah, buddy, here's the sooper seekret federal phone number at the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration where they hand out the stealth visas.
They'll pretend they don't know anything about it, but that's just to weed out the rubes. You need to call them twenty times a day for a couple of weeks to get their attention and realize that you're for realz. Good luck! See you in the States!
Posted by: torquewrench at January 28, 2015 10:58 PM (noWW6)
http://tinyurl.com/ptcxzyh
It's the greatest movie evar!
Posted by: Thrawn at January 28, 2015 10:58 PM (d7XFS)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 10:59 PM (b5BZa)
Already have a plan. And it involves a M1A2SEP, HEs, SABOTs, and a fuckton of ammo for the coax and .50 cal.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 10:59 PM (OsWis)
I heard tonight from a friend I haven't heard from in a year. And now I
know why: his teenaged daughter tried to suicide by jumping in front of a
NYC subway train. Mistimed thank god, but she's still only 40%
recovered after a year.
[Pixy hates me -- I can't post a link Gingy just posted]
Posted by: Gingy at January 28, 2015 10:44 PM (WvS3w)
Crap. Makes me even more nervous about a situation with the fiancee -- one of her 'guys' at work has a 16-yo niece that just "ran away" this week. The niece had previously pee-tested positive for pot and meth.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2015 10:59 PM (T1005)
Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2015 10:59 PM (FcR7P)
Sooo, you're basically full-on Scandi...as in complete, pure-blood Scandi? Open and freely admitting? And admitting it here? Props on your bravery.
Not just freely admitting! Proud as a m-fer! I'm in the company of Sven! Oh, wait!
Only kidding, of course. I enjoy Sven's pontifications!
No, seriously, being a Skandi in America means you are hard and callous, just what this country needs more of.
Posted by: Kalneva at January 28, 2015 10:59 PM (3pQOs)
-Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 10:56 PM (o/3Hk)
The Barrel is No Place to Be.
You have fears for a reason. It is like the shadows growing into Demons and dragging you into Hell, ("Ghost"-Movie Style).
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:59 PM (16bOT)
I heard some creative variations. It was pretty funny. Then the discussion devolved into questioning why Julio Jones is not either Hoolio Hones, or Jewlio Jones, and that the man should not be allowed to split the difference.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2015 10:59 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Y-not
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Filthiest can I've been in (in the civilized world) was in a German train station.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 10:59 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 11:00 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Mike
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Um..., I just remembered the can at the Iron Horse Saloon during Bike Week. Nah..., the train station was worse.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 11:01 PM (l1zOH)
http://www.deq.utah.gov/Topics/Air/woodburning/rules.htm
Posted by: Redacted at January 28, 2015 10:48 PM (JsXHG)
You can be damn certain that the ski resorts will still have those huge fireplaces that warm up the 3 feet in front of them still roaring.
So the fires that are for decoration will be totes okay, but fires that generate heat for homes will be evil.
Sounds about right in 21st century America.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 28, 2015 11:01 PM (+Fae7)
one should buy that nonsense
because she wore a head scarf at a mosque in 2010. Huffingpoo has the
article if you want to look it up on bing. Also, I think she did this to
get revenge on the Sauds since they told the US press that King
Abdullah hated Obama last week. Plus, the Sauds are friendly with Israel, friendly
with el-Sisi, and are fighting ISIS. They had a falling out since the days of Obama bowing to King Abdullah.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 28, 2015 11:01 PM (rldyO)
Posted by: Garrett at January 28, 2015 11:01 PM (uTctu)
Posted by: Ma Bell at January 28, 2015 11:01 PM (RLdcX)
Oh no! You have to look up the meaning of "gooch." I'm not going to tell you what it is, but these were typical sports talk radio guys in the midwest. They don't know nothin' about no Canuckian frenchy words.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2015 11:01 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at January 28, 2015 11:02 PM (XlFLJ)
Not just freely admitting! Proud as a m-fer! I'm in the company of Sven! Oh, wait!
Only kidding, of course. I enjoy Sven's pontifications!
No, seriously, being a Skandi in America means you are hard and callous, just what this country needs more of.
Posted by: Kalneva at January 28, 2015 10:59 PM (3pQOs)
I too was kidding. I love Skandis.
Hope to own a few someday
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 28, 2015 11:02 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Dr. OZ! at January 28, 2015 11:02 PM (k/GWm)
who had a little girl 12 years ago that died, called me and announced I
am going to be a grandma again.
Posted by: Ma Bell at January 28, 2015 11:01 PM (RLdcX)
Yay!!!!!!
Posted by: Vendette at January 28, 2015 11:02 PM (fpEv+)
I have to say that having been married my entire pastoral career I have to say that I simultaneously understand my it's good for clergy to have a loving, supportive spouse and understandi and why it makes sense for clergy to be single without a family.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2015 11:02 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 11:02 PM (zOTsN)
Que? Chicle?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 11:03 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Null at January 28, 2015 11:03 PM (xjpRj)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 28, 2015 11:03 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Splunge at January 28, 2015 11:03 PM (qyomX)
---------
Oh God yes. The ones who who run riot outside the consulate and curse America, then complain because it's taking too long to get visas from the very place at which they just lobbed a molotov cocktail. These are the new masters of the universe.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 28, 2015 11:03 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 28, 2015 11:03 PM (rldyO)
what tragically stupid decision.
Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 10:46 PM (MDgS
Tragically common. I know 3 teenage or early twenties boys from my parish who committed suicide and two girls who tried but failed. It's horrible for the families.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 28, 2015 11:03 PM (DXcH1)
Posted by: Larry Craig at January 28, 2015 11:04 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: Mike at January 28, 2015 11:04 PM (c056A)
Yep, walls of water spilling into a trough, with old men standing around, waiting for young men to come in...
Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2015 11:04 PM (Dj0WE)
Michelle Obama DID NOT have to wear a head scarf. She stood up to NO ONE.
Princess Diana didn't wear one. LAura Bush didn't wear one.
There is no requirement for a Western woman to do so, outside of a mosque. (At least not as VIP wives)
Had she gone to a mosque, as she did in Indonesia, and as she did with the Pope, she would have worn one.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:04 PM (Pauop)
Posted by: Al Roker at January 28, 2015 11:05 PM (l1zOH)
http://gunshowcomic.com/36
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2015 11:05 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 11:05 PM (zOTsN)
45 Evening morons. Not at work tonight, because sometimes, you've got to let Darwin just do his thing.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 28, 2015 10:45 PM (Gosad)
Yay!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 11:05 PM (b5BZa)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 28, 2015 11:05 PM (Gosad)
Thinking of you, cthulhu:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQmOR_QLfQ
Posted by: Y-not at January 28, 2015 10:46 PM (9BRsg)
http://tinyurl.com/bnwtuzo
Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2015 11:05 PM (T1005)
Posted by: north and judd at January 28, 2015 11:05 PM (YA/6B)
We think it's funny Barack's bodyguard has a girl's name.
Posted by: One Goat-Fucker To Another at January 28, 2015 11:05 PM (FcR7P)
Sorry; I don't mean to easedrop on your conversation here, ThundarB, but are you speaking of your son who was having to deal with antis emetism on campus? I ask because I was concerned about him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2015 11:05 PM (DXzRD)
I think they're better than the alternative which is ugly boxes in your front yard. I mean, yeah, practically speaking I'm sure I'll be very happy not to lose power in a storm, but seriously, that box is huge and ugly.
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 11:06 PM (MYCIw)
who had a little girl 12 years ago that died, called me and announced I
am going to be a grandma again.
Posted by: Ma Bell at January 28, 2015 11:01 PM (RLdcX)
Congratulations!
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:06 PM (Pauop)
100 Gotch is a funny word in Canadian slang, it means men's underwear. Which may have been why they were laughing on the radio. Gitch is ladies underpants
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Gonch and ginch, used interchangeably.
Posted by: Gingy at January 28, 2015 11:06 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 28, 2015 11:07 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 11:07 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mike at January 28, 2015 11:07 PM (c056A)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 11:07 PM (ucDmr)
-Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 28, 2015 11:05 PM (Gosad)
Good to see you back when I can respond, Sir! It is unfortunate that I have imbibed numerous Budweisers, but I endeavor to persevere!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 11:08 PM (16bOT)
I see the US press is all about Michelle Obama refusing to wear a scarf in Saudi Arabia,
It coud have been WAR.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 28, 2015 11:08 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: Splunge at January 28, 2015 11:03 PM (qyomX)
The reason why they are underground is because of the "unpleasantness" of the late 30's to mid 40's.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 28, 2015 11:08 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 11:08 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2015 11:08 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 11:08 PM (OsWis)
I don't even want to be around tourists who have no gun experience while they are handling single-shot twenty-two long rifles with a manual bolt, much less anything full auto in any caliber.
At this point, I've had enough potentially lethal close calls with ignorant reckless dumbasses to last me for all of the rest of what I intend to be a long life.
The video of the range out West handing a full auto Uzi to a little girl and having the thing's muzzle climb get away from her and thereafter promptly shoot her instructor square in the forehead?
Yeah. That. Not for me. Thanks. I'll be in the bar. On the other end of town. Till well after the range closes. Hopefully till after it closes for good.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 28, 2015 11:08 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 28, 2015 11:08 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 11:09 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 28, 2015 11:09 PM (+6nI6)
Posted by: Redshirt at January 28, 2015 11:10 PM (Ae09I)
Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 11:11 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 11:11 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 11:11 PM (16bOT)
(Unrelated) There is a Goochland and Goochland county just west of Richmond, Va. Nice country, actually. I had to look up the slang term - never heard that one.
Oh, and, Hey, all.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 28, 2015 11:11 PM (dTuqN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2015 11:08 PM (DXzRD)
Don't waste your pride, Fenelon. She was under no obligation to do so. See my post above; Laura Bush didn't wear one, nor did Princess Diana, unless they were in a mosque. Mrs Obama would most certainly have covered up if she had visited one, as well she should.
You notice she did not force a handshake on any man who didn't offer first. She was following protocol.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:12 PM (Pauop)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 11:12 PM (b5BZa)
There is a whole Canadian English entry in wiki
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 11:12 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 11:12 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:13 PM (Pauop)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 28, 2015 11:13 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 11:13 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28
Mooch on a leash?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 11:13 PM (b5BZa)
There is a whole Canadian English entry in wiki
Gotch is a term in Alberta as well. And I admit what while I grew up in Alberta, I never heard of gitch.
Posted by: Vendette at January 28, 2015 11:14 PM (fpEv+)
Posted by: Witchfinder at January 28, 2015 11:14 PM (e9Ehw)
Thanks, Tammy. Well in that case I taker it back. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2015 11:14 PM (DXzRD)
First jizz dumpster, now this.
The knowledge here just keeps coming and coming.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:14 PM (Pauop)
Posted by: Mike at January 28, 2015 11:07 PM (c056A)
Carter
anama Canal::Obama:GitMoPosted by: The Facepalming Hat at January 28, 2015 11:14 PM (0Ew3K)
Good news. Daughter the elder, stationed in Germany, who had a little
girl 12 years ago that died, called me and announced I am going to be a
grandma again.
Posted by: Ma Bell at January 28, 2015 11:01 PM (RLdcX)
Congrats, Ma!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2015 11:14 PM (T1005)
one should buy that nonsense
because she wore a head scarf at a mosque in 2010.
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I can't stand M'chelle, but I applaud her decision this week.
Going to a mosque, which is a religious site, and showing respect by covering your head seems appropriate to me. IIRC, other first ladies have done that or covered their heads when visiting the Pope.
My husband, who is not Jewish, wore a yarmulke when we attended a service at a synagogue.
But from what I've seen, the FLOTUS was dressed appropriately for a non-religious gathering. And as far as I can tell SHE wasn't chewing gum. So I'll give her credit this one time.
Posted by: Y-not at January 28, 2015 11:15 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Splunge at January 28, 2015 11:03 PM (qyomX)
The reason why they are underground is because of the "unpleasantness" of the late 30's to mid 40's.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 28, 2015 11:08 PM (+Fae7)
Also the weather. It's foolish to have them above ground in the North because snow storms will cause the power to go out. In the South, that's not much of problem.
Posted by: AD at January 28, 2015 11:15 PM (GbSgH)
Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 11:11 PM (MDgS
*****
You spelled Perenium wrong.
*Pro Tip* Do not search this term. Just.....don't.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 11:15 PM (o/3Hk)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 11:15 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 28, 2015 11:15 PM (dTuqN)
May your daughter have a safe and happy pregnancy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2015 11:15 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 28, 2015 11:15 PM (WbRgK)
Posted by: Witchfinder at January 28, 2015 11:16 PM (e9Ehw)
To drink, or not--currently running a nice calorie deficit and my weight loss has stalled for a month...
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 28, 2015 11:16 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 28, 2015 11:16 PM (UVfht)
)
I just hate to see her venerated as some badass, when in fact, she was quite well behaved.
Again, she should be well-behaved. You go to someone else's country, you abide by their rules.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:16 PM (Pauop)
You'll note though, that I didn't say I'd want to be an instructor INSIDE the range, yes?
And that "instructor" out in (Phoenix, IIRC).... acted about as UN qualified as is possible to do.
Hell, when I've walked 200 lb. men, who know how to shoot.....through an intro to full auto, I've got my hands over the gun they're holding, an inch away, just as that critical measure of safety.
But to turn a seven year girl LOOSE with a full auto burst on a 9mm.....not a .22, but a freakin' centerfire 9mm.... egads, let's not replay that one.
All that said though, my point stands. The most effective way to get folks turned on to shooting, is to take 'em shooting.
800 rounds cyclic might not be the best way, of course. But I'll bet you that it'll get a lot of folks to pull a trigger, who'd never go NEAR a conventional range as a first step.
From reading the whole article, I think the range has the necessary safety steps in place. IF (big "if", I admit) they ADHERE to those standards, all will be well.
The real test is if they get sloppy five or six years from now. We shall see what we shall see.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 28, 2015 11:16 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 11:16 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2015 11:16 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 28, 2015 11:17 PM (fLKzW)
i aint advocating legalizing drugs but we gotta do somehing diffrent.
Posted by: fastfreefall at January 28, 2015 11:18 PM (o28VX)
Posted by: Mike at January 28, 2015 11:07 PM (c056A)
I would find that funny. At this point, I don't think it'd shock anybody, though, if that actually happened. Supposedly, you'd need Congressional approval. But if Obama pulled the troops out and Castro moved in, who would do anything about it?
Posted by: AD at January 28, 2015 11:18 PM (GbSgH)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 28, 2015 11:15 PM (dTuqN)
It's been warm. Cold to return. Oh well it is winter :-)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 11:18 PM (b5BZa)
--------------
You're welcome.
Posted by: jimmy carter at January 28, 2015 11:18 PM (WbRgK)
The knowledge here just keeps coming and coming.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:14 PM (Pauop)
******
You spelled c...... Never mind.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 11:18 PM (OBxdH)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 11:15 PM (ucDmr)
She will do exactly as custom dictates, wherever she goes, hopefully.
Bad enough she and her husband couldn't be bothered to dress up for a State Dinner in India.
I don't know if the Persians would require her to go full abayah or not. If so, I suspect she'd stay home.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:18 PM (Pauop)
You spelled perineum wrong.
Although the general term of art is "chin rest".
Posted by: torquewrench at January 28, 2015 11:19 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 28, 2015 11:19 PM (NaeCR)
Could someone explain why normalizing relations with Cuba is a good idea?
Posted by: Mike at January 28, 2015 11:19 PM (c056A)
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 28, 2015 11:19 PM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: Redshirt at January 28, 2015 11:20 PM (Ae09I)
Posted by: Redshirt at January 28, 2015 11:20 PM (Ae09I)
Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 11:20 PM (MDgS8)
???
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:20 PM (Pauop)
/facepalm
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 28, 2015 11:21 PM (qh617)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2015 11:21 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 11:21 PM (zOTsN)
https://tinyurl.com/k5oxdj5
-Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 11:12 PM (OsWis)
Someone has a politically-connected officer or three By the Balls.
They won't release the Bergdahl Report until they have something on this Administration.
The Military is too proud. It won't allow people to be thrown Under The Bus until It gets some dirt on those trying to do the throwing.
...my guess.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 11:21 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 28, 2015 11:21 PM (DXcH1)
Some 1SG got an ARCOM (Army Commendation Medal) for...turning in soldiers that posted negative stuff about her on Facebook. She would literally cruise FB looking for anything that she found "insulting".
The kicker is that she did not go to the soldiers' CoC or fellow 1SGs, but much, much higher...like Pentagon higher.
They gave her a fucking ARCOM for being a fucking blue falcon.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 11:21 PM (OsWis)
Great price. Fuck all you sight privileged who don't need them yet.
Posted by: VA Gator at January 28, 2015 11:22 PM (h1JKn)
Posted by: Mike at January 28, 2015 11:19 PM (c056A)
Cafe cubano
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 11:22 PM (b5BZa)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 28, 2015 11:22 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 11:22 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 11:22 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Ma Bell at January 28, 2015 11:01 PM
Many congrats Ma Bell. Be well.
Posted by: Scared of Creepy Pyscho Women at January 28, 2015 11:22 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2015 11:23 PM (DXzRD)
I'd be especially nervous if I were the Florida Keys.
Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2015 11:23 PM (FcR7P)
So the local kids like to call out to the young ladies, "mis, mis!" And the ladies think it's quaint that the kiddies are kind enough to use English.
Eh... they're not. Look it up, ladies.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2015 11:23 PM (Dj0WE)
Although the general term of art is "chin rest".
Posted by: torquewrench at January 28, 2015 11:19 PM (noWW6)
******
Damnit! You are correct. *Hangs head*
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 11:23 PM (o/3Hk)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 11:23 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 11:21 PM (OsWis)
Not just the Army, it's society as a whole, now. Sickening that it HAS reached the services, though.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:23 PM (Pauop)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2015 11:24 PM (DXzRD)
Also the weather. It's foolish to have them above ground in the North because snow storms will cause the power to go out. In the South, that's not much of problem.
Posted by: AD at January 28, 2015 11:15 PM (GbSgH)
Yup... Colorado has all buried lines... which is why they have WAY fewer power outages.
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 28, 2015 11:24 PM (qh617)
Chamber of Commerce figures they can make a buck somehow.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 28, 2015 11:25 PM (W5DcG)
I do miss my buddies and all, but as far as being back in garrison life with these numbskulls "leading the way"?? Fuck no.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 11:25 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Mike at January 28, 2015 11:25 PM (c056A)
the electric wires across the street were on poles and suddenly went
underground for 200 yards and then were back on the poles. Turned out my
yard was a registered airplane landing strip. Well they want money to
keep that registration so it's not anymore. I would have to be a great
mechanic or rich to have a plane and I'm neither.
Posted by: Redshir"
Got an uncle that paid to bury the utility lines and get FAA cert... expensive hobby.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 28, 2015 11:25 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:20 PM (Pauop)
******
Reference to 178, where things keep *happening* and *happening*.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 11:26 PM (OBxdH)
Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2015 11:26 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 11:26 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2015 11:24 PM (DXzRD)
Really? See, I think ya oughtta respect other cultures if you're gonna go there, regardless of your status.
I mean, if ladies from places where women don't wear anything above the navel came here, we'd expect them to put on a blouse or a top of some kind.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:27 PM (Pauop)
Posted by: Garrett at January 28, 2015 11:27 PM (uTctu)
-Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2015 11:24 PM (DXzRD)
She wasn't wearing it in Saudi Arabia. She [did wear one in Indonesia.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 11:27 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Mike at January 28, 2015 11:19 PM (c056A)
'cause Bill Ayers said it was.
What, if it is good enough for a terrorist it is good enough for our president you racist hater
Posted by: Liberal Arts Major at January 28, 2015 11:27 PM (t//F+)
Hmm... Joel Grey admits he's gay.
And Broadway responds: "Well duh!!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2015 11:27 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28
I'll take a flat of peaches please
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 11:27 PM (b5BZa)
"Some 1SG got an ARCOM (Army Commendation Medal) for...turning in
soldiers that posted negative stuff about her on Facebook. She would
literally cruise FB looking for anything that she found "insulting"."
Do a FOIA and publish it.
Just for shiites and giggles.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 28, 2015 11:28 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 11:29 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:27 PM
We would?
Dam
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 11:29 PM (b5BZa)
Maybe that's what Obama really wanted all along.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 28, 2015 11:29 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:27 PM (Pauop)
Depends.... is she Hawt??? If so... celebrate Diversity!!!!
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 28, 2015 11:29 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Redshirt at January 28, 2015 11:29 PM (Ae09I)
Posted by: AD at January 28, 2015 11:15 PM (GbSgH)
Yea, we just have these things called tornadoes and hurricanes, which routinely blow down every power lines for 100s of miles....
Oh and ice storms.
We were almost three weeks without power in 2009 after an ice storm.
The clay here might make for rough digging, though? I dunno, I think it's more of a cost issue.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:29 PM (Pauop)
They gave her a fucking ARCOM for being a fucking blue falcon.
Posted by: SMFH
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Wait until you see what they give Bergdahl...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 11:30 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: fairweatherbill holding dominion over the nether regions at January 28, 2015 11:30 PM (OoHik)
H, B. H y D? I g t g, s y l?
And Mark Zuckerberg may be a rich man but he's a stupid child.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 28, 2015 11:30 PM (RZzX3)
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 11:27 PM (b5BZa)
What the HELL are you going to do with ten-thousand uteruses?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 11:30 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:27 PM
Well, the fat ugly ones, anyway.
Posted by: otho at January 28, 2015 11:30 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 11:30 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at January 28, 2015 11:31 PM (2MgW4)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 28, 2015 11:29 PM (qh617)
I'm thinking of the National Geographic type ladies.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:31 PM (Pauop)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 11:31 PM (ucDmr)
It's exactly what obama wanted all along.
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at January 28, 2015 11:31 PM (Q66iK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 28, 2015 11:31 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 11:30 PM (l1zOH)
I'm waiting for his Good Conduct Medal Ceremony...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 28, 2015 11:31 PM (qh617)
than wearing a scarf while you walk down the street, but I understand your POV. I have a friend whose husband travels widely. She loves to travel but never wants to go to places like Saudi with him because of the restrictions on women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2015 11:32 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 11:32 PM (zOTsN)
All right, who asked him about his experience with heterosexual relations?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 28, 2015 11:32 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:31 PM (Pauop)
tell me about it, I had to take pics of 3rd world boobies, and not the youngsters ones either
I call them the droopies
Posted by: National Geographic photographer at January 28, 2015 11:32 PM (N21UI)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 11:27 PM (16bOT)
While visiting a mosque. If she had done so in SA, she'd have been wrapped up tighter than the bills Barry O snorts with.
Also, Indonesia may have stricter requirements.
That outfit looked to me like something they give a visitor to cover up with, though. It sure as shit didn't fit her.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:33 PM (Pauop)
-Posted by: BB Wolf at January 28, 2015 11:31 PM (qh617)
I'm waiting for those in his sub-division to affix that rope to a tree.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 11:33 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: chuck at January 28, 2015 11:33 PM (GVsX7)
Why yes, I am a fan of Michelle's Mirror. Why do you ask?
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at January 28, 2015 11:33 PM (2MgW4)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28
That's a really good question for which I have no really good answer
:-)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 11:33 PM (b5BZa)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28
Oscar Mayer needs hot dog material.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 28, 2015 11:35 PM (W5DcG)
These figurines invariably are accompanied by labored explanations of goddess cults or matriarchal societies.
The thing is a good number of them are found in rubbish piles.
They're pr0n dolls.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2015 11:35 PM (Zi7PZ)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28
That's a really good question for which I have no really good answer
:-)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 11:33 PM (b5BZa)
Clone army.
Posted by: Maetenloch at January 28, 2015 11:35 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 11:35 PM (zOTsN)
I wouldn't do that if I was you.
You'd most likely be in some "tricky" neighborhoods (especially if you're white) and most of the NoI adherents have no problem getting up in people's faces when criticized by some stranger.
Unless you're strapped and feeling lucky or suicidal, NO.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 28, 2015 11:36 PM (RZzX3)
So much for earning that shit. I should toss mine over the fence next time I'm near the White House.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 28, 2015 11:36 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 11:31 PM
Fuckin Bogartv
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 11:36 PM (b5BZa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 28, 2015 11:36 PM (+6nI6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr
------------------
Can't carry as much current per circular-mil either, because of heat dissipation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 11:36 PM (l1zOH)
I read an account by a young USAF airman who had been deployed in the sandbox, where the new arrivals orientation lecture from the first shirt included a very explicit warning about the risks of bitching on social media in personally identifiable ways. Sound advice.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 28, 2015 11:37 PM (noWW6)
http://tinyurl.com/pd46nmp
Posted by: Thrawn at January 28, 2015 11:37 PM (d7XFS)
:-)
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 11:33 PM (b5BZa)
And that's why we love you!
*toast*
It is always okay to say: "I don't know."
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 11:37 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28
Buy stock in whoever makes Midol?
Posted by: Vendette at January 28, 2015 11:37 PM (fpEv+)
I have four of them that I actually earned by doing my damn job. I thought about Kerrying mine also...
Who knew that trolling could get you one?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 11:37 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January
Knock knock
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 11:38 PM (b5BZa)
Feed them to the Tilapia! Haha!
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 28, 2015 11:38 PM (ASn1R)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 11:38 PM (zOTsN)
Well sure, because bare boobs are taboo on the street here. In parts of the world they'd think freaking out about that is just as weird as you think freaking out about hair is, though, right?
I'd be scared nervous in SA, but I wouldn't let it stop me from going there. (If I had any interest in doing so, which I don't!)
There are places in the ME I'd love to see and I would have no problem wearing a headscarf anywhere. I do not see what the big deal is, honestly. I'd wear a burqa if I had to!
Mind you, I was raised by the Protestant version of the Taliban, so extreme modesty is not a foreign concept to me at all.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:38 PM (Pauop)
So much for earning that shit. I should toss mine over the fence next time I'm near the White House.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 28, 2015 11:36 PM (UVfht)
No.... that would be doing it wrong...
You throw someone ELSES medals over the fence...
Posted by: John Kerry at January 28, 2015 11:38 PM (qh617)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 11:37 PM (16bOT)
:-)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 11:39 PM (b5BZa)
I don't do it .but the places I think of it are at the hot foods section of the supermarket where the state workers often come to eat. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2015 11:39 PM (DXzRD)
-Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 11:35 PM (zOTsN)
I dismiss legs that look like "uprights" and their ultimate goal.
...it is a simple structural disagreement.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 11:40 PM (16bOT)
Yeah, a 1SG doesn't have any more important shit to do besides trolling social media sites.
I'm so sure her unit is green across the board in regards to weapons qual, PT, etc.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 11:40 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 11:40 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Garrett at January 28, 2015 11:41 PM (uTctu)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 11:41 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 11:40 PM (OsWis)
Intell unit.... ie desk pilot...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 28, 2015 11:41 PM (qh617)
Posted by: AD at January 28, 2015 11:15 PM (GbSgH)
Another reason is cost. It is about $500K to $1M a mile to bury power lines. Hanging them is much cheaper like $50K to $100K a mile.
If you want that, then you will stop paying about 10-12 cents/kwhr and get ready for 35 cents/kwhr.
I prefer paying about $125 a month instead of $375.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 28, 2015 11:41 PM (+Fae7)
You always make me laugh. Keep on keeping on. I'd love to stay up and ramble here but prudence dictates I must crash.
Be your best,
T
Posted by: Scared of Creepy Pyscho Women at January 28, 2015 11:41 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Jean at January 28, 2015 11:42 PM (TETYm)
Buy in bulk. Sell in individual servings. Profit.
Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2015 11:42 PM (zt+N6)
That is a lost "art-form" in my humble opinion.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 11:42 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:38 PM (Pauop)
****
*Types*
*Deletes*
snedrop
I got nothin.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 11:42 PM (OBxdH)
They have to look at them upside down.
and sometimes they're hidden.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 28, 2015 11:42 PM (RZzX3)
They too have annual PT tests and weapons qual, if active duty unit.
Then again, the bitch probably pencils that shit in.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 11:43 PM (OsWis)
What do you want to bet she got it for "Improving OpSec" or something like it?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 28, 2015 11:43 PM (UVfht)
You'd most likely be in some "tricky" neighborhoods (especially if you're white) and most of the NoI adherents have no problem getting up in people's faces when criticized by some stranger.
Unless you're strapped and feeling lucky or suicidal, NO.
But DON'T call them No-Go Zones. That would be wrong and racist because ... reasons.
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at January 28, 2015 11:43 PM (2MgW4)
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at January 28, 2015 11:43 PM (2MgW4)
I have one of those ugly green boxes at the front corner of the the yard for cable tv. It turns out, after you hit those plastic things with the mower a few times, the lock breaks. Shame...
Posted by: shredded chi at January 28, 2015 11:44 PM (dTuqN)
Uh... then how are Colorados electricity rates competitive?
You make it a condition of NEW construction... or if they need to move a line... they have to bury it...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 28, 2015 11:44 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:38 PM (Pauop)
did the modesty police stop and beat you for your poor atire choices?
Posted by: # key at January 28, 2015 11:44 PM (N21UI)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 11:44 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2015 11:44 PM (DXzRD)
You throw someone ELSES medals over the fence...
Posted by: John Kerry
He couldn't even be honest about that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 28, 2015 11:44 PM (UVfht)
But just about every other Middle Eastern country I have friends in, so I'd feel safer being with people who were familiar with everything.
Well, maybe not Iraq.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:44 PM (Pauop)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 11:45 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Redshirt at January 28, 2015 11:45 PM (Ae09I)
Posted by: Garrett at January 28, 2015 11:41 PM (uTctu)
The Oilers are in 29th place.
At least the Jets are my backup team.
Posted by: Vendette at January 28, 2015 11:45 PM (fpEv+)
1. Change your name to 'cash.'
2. Successfully sue to have every check ever written out to 'cash' made payable to you.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2015 11:45 PM (elbY7)
They have to look at them upside down.
and sometimes they're hidden.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 28, 2015 11:42 PM (RZzX3)
Camera
Razor
Mirror
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought.........l.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 11:46 PM (b5BZa)
Might as well have been Vegas strip club.
Posted by: Jean at January 28, 2015 11:46 PM (TETYm)
Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2015 11:47 PM (zt+N6)
-Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2015 11:44 PM (DXzRD)
You, Sir have got That Right!
Continued Blessings and internal laughter be upon you, Sir!!!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 11:47 PM (16bOT)
I got nothin.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 11:42 PM (OBxdH)
*srednop* ugghhh.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 11:47 PM (xrURQ)
Posted by: Garrett at January 28, 2015 11:47 PM (uTctu)
nor were smartphones. I got out in 2009 before people started losing
their shit on social media sites, not to mention before smartphones
became a necessity for some.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 11:45 PM (OsWis)
A few years ago, people were appalled that I'd never been on Facebook (still going...). Now they're appalled I don't have Netflix.
I also don't have a smartphone.
Posted by: Vendette at January 28, 2015 11:47 PM (fpEv+)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:38 PM (Pauop)
Speaking as a lady who feels positively naked in Church without my headscarf, I have no problem with modesty. It is fake modesty that makes me cringe. Mooch wouldn't know modesty if it bit her in the butt. She thinks Beyonce is all that and a bag of chips, when it turns out she is just a bunch of lady bits covered with dental floss.
Some ladies do not feel the need to cover in Church, and that is their prerogative. However, I will side with St. Paul on this one. I cover, all the parts, including my head, out of deference to Our Lord. Not the same as requiring women to wear body bags because they "might" offend some mooslimbed asshat.
Posted by: tcn, in AK at January 28, 2015 11:48 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: # key at January 28, 2015 11:44 PM (N21UI)
No need to worry about that, because Daddy and Granny would have beat my ass first.
Once I, uh, had got my figure, if I went out in public, I was covered from the neck down to mid shin, with at least 3/4 sleeves. Never pants.
I realize that is not the same as a full burqa. I'm just saying that I am not as appalled by the whole cover up thing as most women would be, and wouldn't have as hard a time adjusting.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:49 PM (Pauop)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 28, 2015 11:49 PM (dULJN)
Ditched the smart phone a while ago. Skype FTW.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 11:49 PM (OsWis)
Continued Blessings and internal laughter be upon you, Sir!!!
Posted by: ColdBeer
----------------------
Re-group.
It's ma'am.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 11:49 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Garrett at January 28, 2015
Hope it wasn't halter season.
Hairy armpits yuck
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 11:50 PM (b5BZa)
Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2015 10:54 PM (MNq6o)
25,000 years ago a man said, "How do I preserve the most important thing in life for future generations?"
Another man said, "Tits."
Plus ca change, plus ca la meme chose...
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2015 11:50 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2015 11:44 PM (DXzRD)
Often this joint is a kinder, gentler place because you're posting here.
Posted by: Vendette at January 28, 2015 11:50 PM (fpEv+)
Posted by: # key at January 28, 2015 11:50 PM (N21UI)
Meanwhile holder's replacement, lynch, is sailing through the R Senate just like she would a D Senate
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at January 28, 2015 11:51 PM (Q66iK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2015 11:51 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 11:51 PM (ucDmr)
The big pole pig transformers end up in a big green box in the yard as well.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 28, 2015 11:51 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie
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* steam rolling out of ears *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 11:52 PM (l1zOH)
Oh and ice storms.
Eh, I keep hearing of those first two, but, where I grew up, they were legends--like the Yeti, people talk about them, but you don't plan your town around it.
Don't get me wrong. The city would shut down if there was a centimeter of snow on the ground; but that happened a couple times a decade.
Posted by: AD at January 28, 2015 11:52 PM (GbSgH)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:52 PM (Pauop)
I have been chomping at the bit to get over there. I know I will be there the second week of Feb. but I might have to sneak over for a few days before then.
Thanks for the heads up, man.
Posted by: Garrett at January 28, 2015 11:52 PM (uTctu)
-Posted by: Vendette at January 28, 2015 11:47 PM (fpEv+)
I've never owned a cell-phone. In all my years of business, I've never wanted a damned cell-phone.
Talk to my answering service. If I want to talk to you?
...I'll get back to you.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 11:52 PM (16bOT)
I heard that back in the '70's.
Lot of stoners were convinced they could get money doing that.
Con vinced I say.
Or if you wrote a check out to Cash, Johnny had to pay it.
*snerk*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 28, 2015 11:52 PM (RZzX3)
It is the equivalent of a two-year-old's tantrum, nothing more.
And nobody, at all, believes any of it. least of all those who say it out loud.
Posted by: tcn, in AK at January 28, 2015 11:53 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Garrett at January 28, 2015 11:47 PM (uTctu)
*****
The Underground Powerlines were the Pre - Pre Warmup band for that show....
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 28, 2015 11:53 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 11:52 PM (Pauop)
should the staffer have lost her job for that?
Posted by: # key at January 28, 2015 11:54 PM (N21UI)
I also don't have a smartphone.
Posted by: Vendette at January
--------------------
I see your Facebook and Netflix and raise you one HDTV. I still haven't convinced myself to spend the dough yet...
Posted by: shredded chi at January 28, 2015 11:54 PM (dTuqN)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 28, 2015 11:54 PM (vVSOO)
It's ma'am."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 11:49 PM (l1zOH)
Ho-Lee-Shit...
...really?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 11:54 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: shredded
-----------------
I'll cover,and bump a Skype and Blu-Ray player.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 11:55 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Garrett at January 28, 2015 11:56 PM (uTctu)
We only have two thirds of the government. Give us the whole enchilada and we'll deliver the goods. We swear!
Posted by: GOPe at January 28, 2015 11:56 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 11:56 PM (l1zOH)
Go for an indulgence."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 11:56 PM (l1zOH)
I wouldn't dare.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 11:57 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 11:58 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 11:59 PM (l1zOH)
Filthiest can I've been in (in the civilized world) was in a German train station.
Posted by: Mike
--------------
Um..., I just remembered the can at the Iron Horse Saloon during Bike Week. Nah..., the train station was worse.
Definitely not in the civilized world - my daughter always takes photos of the various bathrooms when she goes on missions trips.
India pix were just scary.
Posted by: PM Rich at January 28, 2015 11:59 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 11:59 PM (b5BZa)
Holy cow, I went to the original article at Military.com and they had turned comments off entirely for it.
To illustrate how significant that is, they even left the comments turned on for their Bowe Bergdahl articles.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 29, 2015 12:00 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 29, 2015 12:01 AM (dTuqN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:01 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 12:01 AM (16bOT)
Thanks. That's kind of you to say; You should speak to FenelonSpouse when I come in ranting about Obama and his administration, ;^). or ask my best friend of 40 year about that time I walked out of a diner because of some dimwitted political stuff she was saying. The latter was stupid of me and it hurt her feelings. I just have to be more diplomatic about what I say at times. The friend's daughter wants to work with the State Dept and her mother had no idea who Marie Harf was or that she refuses to speak of radical Islam. I have feeling she has no idea that Kerry was sent with James Taylor to sing "You've Got a Friend." What I would like to say is, "I hope your daughter gets a job with the State Dept. She could bring up the collective IQ" but it wouldn't go over well. Her daughter is impossibly liberal but she IS smarter than Marie Harf
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2015 12:01 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 12:02 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 12:02 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 29, 2015 12:02 AM (Gosad)
I also don't have a smartphone.
Are you my long long twin?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2015 12:03 AM (DXzRD)
But, I've never done any of the Socialist Networking sites. Not MySpace, when it first rolled out in '99 or so, not Linked-In, none of 'em.
Amazing, my junk mail is damn near zero, and AARP doesn't even know I exist. I intend to keep it that way.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2015 12:03 AM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Cold
---------------
A Minister, you know.
How she puts up with us, I have no idea.
Perhaps we are not beyond redemption.
Hope springs eternal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 12:04 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: butthead at January 29, 2015 12:04 AM (tBSrv)
The libs keep bringing up Timothy McVeigh.
I don't remember him standing up in court and yelling
"Praise Jesus".
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2015 12:04 AM (W5DcG)
Oh, I know you're not meaning to argue! Sacred honor compels me to admit that my Daddy was dead set against me going to college, though. K-12 he was fine with; I mean, he wasn't completely crazy.
He did go through extreme, big time Jesus phases. He threw out all the mirrors in the house once, as well as the TV, radios, stereo, albums, and any non-religious books. (My mama had my uncle come get all our stuff, thank God.)
He'd have been dead against slaughtering kids, though, I promise!
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:05 AM (Pauop)
garrett, fyi, there's a Sex And The City marathon on now on E.
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at January 29, 2015 12:05 AM (Q66iK)
Posted by: # key at January 28, 2015 11:54 PM (N21UI)
Oh hell no. Was she fired or did she resign?
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:06 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2015 12:06 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's
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Still not like open air. At any rate, most are direct bury.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 12:07 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2015 12:06 AM (zt+N6)
Thank you. And you need to run for office.
And where the hell is PEACHES???
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:08 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 29, 2015 12:08 AM (XO6WW)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 29, 2015 12:09 AM (vVSOO)
Posted by: Tammy
-------------------
Peaches seems to be giving AoSHQ a breather.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 12:09 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2015 12:06 AM (zt+N6
Shit. What about "electable"?
Also bullshit?
Posted by: eman at January 29, 2015 12:09 AM (MQEz6)
I've told this story on ONT before, but I like repeating myself.
Back in Mar '02, I was vacationing in NYC, and lost my wallet on the train to Newark (I was flying out the next day). Didn't realize it until I got to my hotel. Luckily, I had my credit card in my front pocket, same card I'd prepaid the room with.
A couple of hours later, my boss back in SoCal got a call from the train conductor. He'd found the wallet and pulled the phone number from my business card. So the wallet traveled all the way to DC before he could pass it on to the northbound conductor.
So I had to wait until the last train got into Penn Station Newark at around 9-10pm. Took a cab in and found that everything was closed. There was one guy working, a janitor. He took one look at me and said "you're the guy who lost the wallet, right?". He walked me down to the proper tracks in time to meet the train. Wallet and contents were handed over, complete and with nothing missing.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2015 12:10 AM (krgKs)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:08 AM (Pauop)
She's boycotting because everyone keeps talking about the football team she supports being a bunch of cheaters.
Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2015 12:10 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2015 12:10 AM (WbRgK)
Send your friend and her daughter a copy of Mitchell Zuckoff's _13 Hours_ and then see how serious they both are about this career path.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 29, 2015 12:10 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2015 12:11 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2015 12:11 AM (TETYm)
churches, but I personally wouldn't use the tern "Taliban" about them
as even fundamentalists I know don't make it a rule for women not to
have any education svn through high school and aren't slaughtering
schoolgirls on buses. Liberals I know use this term when they say there
is no difference between fundamentalist Christian and Islam and say they
Bible is just as oppressive as the Koran both of which I disagree
with. You, of course can use whatever term you want to about your
background. and I'm not intending to be argumentaitive. It's just not my
choice.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2015 11:51 PM (DXzRD)
"Fundamentalist"
Christian to me is related to interpretation of the Bible, but
unfortunately it's been slapped on anyone who is Christian and
conservative, particularly with respect to social issues.
Is
"fundamentalist" about not having women in the clergy? Is it about being conservative in all social issues?
"Fundamentalist" is a pretty broad term. But people who equate "fundamentalist" Christians who may have conservative views on various subjects with the Taliban and their ilk are looking to shut down an argument because they are ignorant.
I don't think you'll hear Christians argue about wanting to withhold education from women, being favor of genital mutilation, or holding them as lower than men. Indeed, Christians agree that women are respected, loved, and equal in the sight of God.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:11 AM (fpEv+)
And where the hell is PEACHES???
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:08 AM (Pauop)
*******
She was here briefly in the thread downstairs. Apparently she thinks Ace dissed NE Patriots, so she gave herself a timeout until after SB, because she was all pissed and stuff.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 29, 2015 12:11 AM (OBxdH)
Nice! I'm glad you told it again, because it's new to me. That's just awesome. Most folks are good, I have always said that.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:11 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Jean
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I expect that it is in some areas. Here in the SE, not a serious consideration.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 12:13 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Sen. Geary at January 29, 2015 12:13 AM (WbRgK)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:13 AM (Pauop)
There isn't anyone I have to put up with her aside from trolls like "Be Happy". I enjoy the folks here and there are some threads which are not relevant to me so i don't read them or participate. I think other people do that too .Like everybody else here ,I may not agree with what everybody posts but I come from a background in the theatre where everybody is not watching what trey say lest someone be offended and certainly not by the word boobs, for instance.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2015 12:13 AM (DXzRD)
been on Facebook (still going...). Now they're appalled I don't have
Netflix.
I also don't have a smartphone.
Are you my long long twin?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2015 12:03 AM (DXzRD)
Since I have a twin, maybe we're triplets.
(On the other hand, my sister is attached to her smartphone.)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:14 AM (fpEv+)
I mean, if ladies from places where women don't wear anything above the navel came here, we'd expect them to put on a blouse or a top of some kind.
That would depend entirely upon how she looks
Posted by: PM Rich at January 29, 2015 12:14 AM (eEBON)
Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2015 12:15 AM (TETYm)
Tell me about "13 Hours." I don't know that book.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2015 12:15 AM (DXzRD)
Peaches should just own it, not apologize for it, and accept she'll get some ribbing for it. Not like we love her any less.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 29, 2015 12:15 AM (Gosad)
wasn't even allowed to turn the bitch off on the weekends....may have to pick up a drunk soldier on 6th Street...
No, don't miss that.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:16 AM (OsWis)
Dept and her mother had no idea who Marie Harf was or that she refuses
to speak of radical Islam.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2015 12:01 AM (DXzRD)
If she doesn't already know a foreign language like Arabic or Chinese or could qualify as a diplomatic security agent, good luck.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:16 AM (fpEv+)
(On the other hand, my sister is attached to her smartphone.)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:14 AM (fpEv+)
Quads. I have an ancient Samsung flip phone and I only have it because Thor brought it home and forced it on me. I never even remember to charge it.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:16 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Tammy
------------------------
The woman is *armed*, and has a temper.
I do my best to exude Southern Charm when she is here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 12:16 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:16 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: # key at January 29, 2015 12:16 AM (N21UI)
Posted by: beats27 at January 29, 2015 12:17 AM (V8L/P)
Some buried lines are in a pvc conduit, but most are coated in a special "direct-bury" shearing. I would think that conduit would be worse on heat build up...
You all made me curious, so I just read over the Domini ok n Va Power bill that I have to pay off tomorrow - nowhere does is state kw/h rate. Funny that.
separate charges:
Distribution service $x
Electric Supply svc.
-generation. $ x
-transmission. $ x
-fuel. $ x
That doesn't include the "sales and use surcharge" or the state tax nor the city utility tax.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 29, 2015 12:17 AM (dTuqN)
One more bit of news from CurLand.
It's official. I'm leaving my beloved Clownifornia and moving to Texas. We're closing my shop and consolidating everything in the much larger TX facility. We're excited on a professional level, and I'm excited personally. Looking forward to it.
No. More. Bullet. Buttons.
Thank you, sweet baby Jesus!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2015 12:17 AM (krgKs)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:06 AM (Pauop)
She resigned.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:17 AM (fpEv+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:17 AM (OsWis)
Also bullshit?
Posted by: eman at January 29, 2015 12:09 AM (MQEz6)
Code word for RINO....
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 29, 2015 12:18 AM (qh617)
Posted by: iamfelix at January 29, 2015 12:18 AM (AiekN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:18 AM (OsWis)
Wooohoooo!!! TX needs all the red it can get.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:18 AM (Pauop)
...how could I have been so foolish?
Your grace has been so smooth and formed of beauty that I was unable to discern your gender.
Your quickness with honesty and Faith is so complete and beautiful that I wandered into stupidity, so as to believe you a Moron.
Goodness, gracious my face is RED!
While I know that you'll accept my apology, I'd also like to thank you.
I'd like to thank you for your soulful inspiration. I'd like to thank you for your Morning Passages. I'd like to thank you for getting me through some tough times, from which, words are not to be applied.
...there are none.
-Thank You
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 12:18 AM (16bOT)
Anyway, they're funny today. There's a spot that used to contain a Target, that after about six years of abandonment is *finally* being revamped into a new store... but no one is completely sure what's going in.
Anyway, someone asked and all the responses are... other stores that are also long gone.
"Fedco!"
"Gemco!"
"Millers Outpost!"
"Fedmart!"
"Treasury!"
"Woolworths!"
"White Front!"
LOL.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 12:18 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:14 AM (fpEv+)
---------The thing that drives me absolutely bat shit crazy. I'm team captain for three of my four bowing leagues and president on the fourth. There are times when I need to contact various members about different stuff. I can call them on their phone and it goes to voice mail. I can hang up and immediately text them, and I'll get an instant reply. I've asked them why they didn't answer the phone when I called, and I get a blank stare.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 29, 2015 12:18 AM (vVSOO)
I agree with you vendette, which is why the stupidity of the liberals who said it made me leave boards where they predominate. It's clear that some of these folks are not familiar with much of the Bible or don't know church history because when I tell them women flocked to the early Christian church because it was more egalitarian than the surrounding culture or that Romans referred to Christianity as a religion "only fit for slaves and women (Hint! Because it offered freedom-In Christ there is no male or female, slave not free, ext) they have NO response.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2015 12:19 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:20 AM (OsWis)
She's an inspiration, Mike. I'm floored by Felelon's gender, is all. I'm speechless.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 12:01 AM (16bOT)
Does that mean that at some point, she was Miss Spoke?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 12:20 AM (T1005)
They forgot Zodys!
Where is this place?
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:20 AM (Pauop)
I'm team captain for three of my four bowing leagues and president on
the fourth. There are times when I need to contact various members about
different stuff. I can call them on their phone and it goes to voice
mail. I can hang up and immediately text them, and I'll get an instant
reply. I've asked them why they didn't answer the phone when I called,
and I get a blank stare.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 29, 2015 12:18 AM (vVSOO)
Ever been in a room with several other people who are busy looking at smartphones, ipads, or tablets but you're not, because you don't own any of them?
Awkward.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:20 AM (fpEv+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2015 12:21 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:21 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 29, 2015 12:22 AM (vVSOO)
you are a fucking dumbass who has not been paying attention.
Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2015 12:06 AM (zt+N6)
Thank you. And you need to run for office.
And where the hell is PEACHES???
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:08 AM (Pauop)
Peaches had some private business that was keeping her busy.....but, come to think of it, it's time for an email.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 12:22 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 10:42 PM (ucDmr)
As a smoker, I think the correct order is to ban guns, THEN smoking. Less bloody that way.
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at January 29, 2015 12:22 AM (xtpUs)
And, I think someone *did* say Zody's. I just forgot to list it. ;-)
A LONG time ago, before the Target, it was a Fedmart.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 12:22 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:22 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade at January 29, 2015 12:22 AM (cmBvC)
Awkward.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:20 AM (fpEv+)
Was at a bar recently.... reasonable local band playing...
Table in front of us was 7 people, about 30.... all had their cell phones out texting OTHER people...
I was like... why even come to a bar then???
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 29, 2015 12:23 AM (qh617)
Posted by: Jean
---------------------
There will always be 'line drop', i.e., voltage reduction as the current passes through longer lines. Also, the lines have be larger to carry more current because of the demand from multiple houses. All of which is to say, it is not (practically/economically) possible to string two-phase 220v lines to very many houses. Thus, a higher voltage line is used, and periodically a transformer will feed some small number of houses.
In our case, there are only two houses on one transformer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 12:23 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2015 12:23 AM (DXzRD)
Six of one. Seven of nine.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2015 12:23 AM (W5DcG)
I have my mac and iPad I use at home. When I'm not at home, no phone, no iPad. I kinda like being aware of my surroundings while in public.
It never ceases to amaze me the number of people that are totally clueless in what is going on around them while they're glued to their screens.
No wonder they're easy marks for the criminal class.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:24 AM (OsWis)
Still a hospital there, but it's not "Doctors Hospital" anymore. I think Tenet bought it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 12:24 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 12:18 AM (16bOT)
******
Thank you.
While I was Not the intended recipient, I still love the word the words and the light heartedness, mixed with sometimes serious stuff that you put out here.
Just wanted to let you know you and your posts are much appreciated.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 29, 2015 12:24 AM (xrURQ)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 29, 2015 12:25 AM (vVSOO)
426 So now, since I only use Skype, I can text them, but they cannot text me, thus are forced to either answer the fucking phone or call me.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:21 AM (OsWis)
Me and my lady always text each other first, before we call...
Both to ensure the other is not busy.... but also to warn each other if we are in a place where we have to be careful about what we talk about....
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 29, 2015 12:25 AM (qh617)
A few years ago, people were appalled that I'd never
been on Facebook (still going...). Now they're appalled I don't have
Netflix.
I also don't have a smartphone.
Are you my long long twin?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2015 12:03 AM (DXzRD)
Since I have a twin, maybe we're triplets.
(On the other hand, my sister is attached to her smartphone.)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:14 AM (fpEv+)
Does that make you a twin of a smart-Siamese-twin?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 12:25 AM (T1005)
Amen, sister. I've learned the hard way.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:25 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade at January 29, 2015 12:22 AM (cmBvC)
California's gun laws used to be not that bad relative to other states.
The thing is that California had gotten worse while a good chunk of the rest of the country has gotten better.
Sadly, California's AG will likely be a Senator in two years time and thus a leading voice against the 2nd Amendment...
Posted by: The 2nd Amendment Hat at January 29, 2015 12:26 AM (0Ew3K)
I don't have the problem of having a significant other to text or call, so that's another headache I do not have ; >
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:26 AM (OsWis)
familiar with much of the Bible or don't know church history because
when I tell them women flocked to the early Christian church because it
was more egalitarian than the surrounding culture or that Romans
referred to Christianity as a religion "only fit for slaves and women
(Hint! Because it offered freedom-In Christ there is no male or female,
slave not free, ext) they have NO response.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2015 12:19 AM (DXzRD)
Yup.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:27 AM (fpEv+)
That was always kind of a crappy Target anyway. I preferred the one in Cerritos, off Bloomfield and Del Amo.
We moved to Huntington Beach before the one went in at the mall.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:27 AM (Pauop)
For some reason this came immediately to mind: http://youtu.be/hkzmvOxXgJ4
SFW unless they happen to hate not quite famous 80's hair bands.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2015 12:28 AM (UVfht)
My town has a Facebook group so that residents can ask other residents about what's going on around town.
Anyway, they're funny today. There's a spot that used to contain a
Target, that after about six years of abandonment is *finally* being
revamped into a new store... but no one is completely sure what's going
in.
Anyway, someone asked and all the responses are... other stores that are also long gone.
"Fedco!"
"Gemco!"
"Millers Outpost!"
"Fedmart!"
"Treasury!"
"Woolworths!"
"White Front!"
LOL.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 12:18 AM (elbY7)
Wait -- Fedco's gone?!?!?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 12:28 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 12:25 AM (T1005)
Am I a quadruplet or a quintuplet at this point in the thread?
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:28 AM (fpEv+)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:29 AM (Pauop)
One thing that annoys me when I see kids texting is..., You've got a damn telephone in your hand! Why don't you call!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 12:29 AM (l1zOH)
Awkward.
Thirty years ago you were a freak if you had a two way radio.
Today you are a freak if you do not.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2015 12:29 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 29, 2015 12:30 AM (fLKzW)
You make it a condition of NEW construction... or if they need to move a line... they have to bury it...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 28, 2015 11:44 PM (qh617)
Does Colorado require new building to bury their utilities? If so, who pays for it, the developer or the utilities? Does the state require the utilities to be buried from their right of ways to the property or all of their utility lines to be buried?
Colorado also pays about 15-25% more per kwhr than the states surrounding it.
My lines from the poles to the house are buried, but the poles are about 30 feet from the house. A housing development about a mile away buried all of their utilities, but that is more the developer doing that than a government requirement.
Also remember if there is a problem with the lines when they are buried, the utilities will have to dig up streets, driveways and lawns to replace those lines, and once you have gotten your sewer or water lines replaced, you will love the damage the repairs do to your property.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 29, 2015 12:30 AM (+Fae7)
cthulhu, yep. Since the 1990s, I believe.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 12:30 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:30 AM (Pauop)
Third, *when*, amigo?
Fourth, you are up for shootin', drinkin', cigars and BSsin', ain'tcha? Consider it an invite!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
fifth, holycrapdarkthirty alarm, so Hasta la Nite Nite, Horde!
Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2015 12:32 AM (RzZOc)
Yeah, but then those damn yoga pants made we walk into a support column in the train station.
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at January 29, 2015 12:32 AM (xtpUs)
It's now a Stater Bros. supermarket. And the Staples that was around the corner but in the same building went away a few years ago.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 12:32 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 12:33 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 12:34 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 29, 2015 12:30 AM (fLKzW)
THIS. A thousand times THIS.
I mean, I find myself getting bitchy on Twitter. And I am not that kind of a person IRL, not even to radical nasty Libtards who deserve being piled on. It's just too easy to get carried away.
I think all this interent stuff also makes us more isolated than ever, which is weird, since it makes the entire world available to us, at the same time.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:34 AM (Pauop)
Can't say that I have had a similar experience...heh.
I'm more on the lookout for the crazy and the criminal.
I'll leave the yoga pants to you guys.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:34 AM (OsWis)
Remember, there WILL be an inspection at 0800 tomorrow, and I damn sure expect this place to be standing tall.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 12:35 AM (l1zOH)
I am glad if some of the stuff I post has been helpful to you. and you found it amusing. Some people don't like the rspiritual stuff and that's o.k. too. They don't have to read it Some people in my little world like me and some people probably think I'm one of the more awful people to hit the planet but don't we all have people like that?. So far, Ace hasn't been banned me or referred to me as Mike Huckabee so here I am. ;^)
Good night everyone. I have to get the grumpy teen up in five hours so I'l say good night now
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2015 12:35 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:34 AM (OsWis)
There are some that just can not be ignored.
But I hear ya. Especially in Philthy.
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at January 29, 2015 12:36 AM (xtpUs)
Just know that your presence, through Him, is felt here. You emanate Love and Peace with every keystroke.
Your words inspire and your Faith keeps hearts afloat.
I am eternally grateful for your knowledge of The Word.
Your Soul beckons Our Lord with Heavy-Metal resonance!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 12:36 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2015 12:36 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 12:34 AM (elbY7)
Ah yes!! I was only visiting out there when all those stores were still around, but I remember them all! Hell, I remember when they built Cerritos Mall out of dairy land. It was damn near all dairy til Disneyland, well, Knotts, anyway.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:36 AM (Pauop)
In all honesty, I really don't mind being isolated nowadays.
Books are better than people anyway.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:36 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 12:37 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:37 AM (fpEv+)
Wait -- Fedco's gone?!?!?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 12:28 AM (T1005)
Dude.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:29 AM (Pauop)
I moved away from SoCal in the late 80's and I haven't kept up. Damn. My roll-top desk is from Fedco, and we used to always get the "cardboard pizza", and it was scandalous when mom would spend more than $30 in one outing......
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 12:37 AM (T1005)
So burying water and sewer AOK...
But burying the power, phone and data lines not?
Yes, burying the lines adds to the cost of construction...
But even after Windstorms, Lightning strikes, and multiple Blizzards... in 15 years in Colorado the only time I had the power go out, was once when a water main broke and flooded a junction...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 29, 2015 12:37 AM (qh617)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2015 12:37 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 12:38 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2015 12:36 AM (W5DcG)
Had them in Canada. Above-mentioned twin sister called them by a different name when we were toddlers.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:38 AM (fpEv+)
http://tinyurl.com/n5tzovk
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 12:38 AM (+6nI6)
Well, I love you to bits and those assholes can fuck off, and so I shall tell them.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:38 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:38 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:39 AM (OsWis)
-Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:38 AM (Pauop)
So it is written.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 12:39 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 12:37 AM (elbY7)
Wikipedia says 300.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woolco
There were some where I grew up in Louisville area.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2015 12:39 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:39 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:40 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2015 12:40 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:40 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 29, 2015 12:40 AM (Gosad)
Posted by: SMFH at
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Slap and I have already admitted to wearing spandex cycling shorts years ago.
I won't speak for him, but you DO NOT want to see me in yoga pants!
*and G'night to everyone leaving or gone while I was away.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 29, 2015 12:40 AM (dTuqN)
Spooky to think of how many stores I've been to, or even places I actually *worked*, no longer exist.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 12:41 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 29, 2015 12:40 AM (Gosad)
Good night, and I hope you all sleep through the night!
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:41 AM (fpEv+)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:41 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 12:41 AM (T1005)
Can you imagine overhead water and sewer.
The movie Brazil comes to mind.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2015 12:42 AM (W5DcG)
Now a Red Robin on the outdoor side, and something else on the indoor side.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 12:42 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2015 12:40 AM (sdi6R)
Well... my neighbor does it...
He blows them into my yard... and I end up picking them up...
Bastard...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 29, 2015 12:42 AM (qh617)
That's pretty ironic, considering the CNN itself is a "no go zone" in the Neilsen ratings.
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2015 12:42 AM (K4YiS)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 12:39 AM (16bOT)
So it shall be fucking DONE.
Damn it, I need Berserker here to gimme some power chord back up on that.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:42 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 12:42 AM (+6nI6)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:43 AM (fpEv+)
463,
In all honesty, I really don't mind being isolated nowadays.
Books are better than people anyway.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:36 AM (OsWis)
Ahem!
Didn't you forget to include Elder Gods somewhere in there?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 12:43 AM (T1005)
Can you imagine overhead water and sewer.
The movie Brazil comes to mind.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2015 12:42 AM (W5DcG)
Aqueducts!
Posted by: Roman Citizen at January 29, 2015 12:43 AM (qh617)
Biggest issue with the buried power lines is the trouble finding / fixing a fault.
Of course the most common fault is caused by the homeowners planting those bushes to hide that ugly transformer. Nick the insulation and a couple of years later the power goes outevery timeit's been raining long enough forthe ground to get saturated.
People don't know what they are risking by digging next to one of those things. That buried powerline doesn't always come up directly under that green box.
Posted by: PM Rich at January 29, 2015 12:43 AM (eEBON)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:43 AM (OsWis)
Yours in Fremont (Central California) is probably the closest one to mine.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 12:43 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 12:43 AM (16bOT)
Blow them back.
To the tune of dueling banjos.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2015 12:44 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 29, 2015 12:44 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2015 12:44 AM (sdi6R)
I just didn't know we left the Iraqis Abrams, even M1A1s...I just assumed they'd be stored in Kuwait with the rest of them.
Silly me.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:44 AM (OsWis)
------------
Can you imagine overhead water and sewer.
The movie Brazil comes to mind.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at
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Not to mention that little thing called "gravity" with sewer lines...
Posted by: shredded chi at January 29, 2015 12:45 AM (dTuqN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 12:45 AM (+6nI6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 12:45 AM (elbY7)
I don't remember that. I remember there being some kind of gawt damned cafeteria in the mall, though, and damn did my grandma like to go there. There was also one in the Stonewood Center. (That was not a good mall, IIRC)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:45 AM (Pauop)
-Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:43 AM (OsWis)
Now look at what you have done. We're not in Kansas, anymore.
...You and that little dog, too.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 12:45 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 29, 2015 12:44 AM (9GG/0)
Is it awful that one time I told off my high school chemistry teacher that I knew what the triangle meant because it was that was how my great-aunt Delta signed the Christmas cards?
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:46 AM (fpEv+)
-Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2015 12:44 AM (sdi6R)
*HAH!*
Love you, brother!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 12:47 AM (16bOT)
Also, I don't know how it's doing these days, but I worked in Downey in the early 1990s when Stonewood Mall got a huge remodel and as a result had a big-time comeback after years of neglect.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 12:47 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:47 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:47 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:48 AM (fpEv+)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:48 AM (Pauop)
He blows them into my yard... and I end up picking them up...
Blow them back.
To the tune of dueling banjos.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2015 12:44 AM (W5DcG)
You all should see what chi has to put up with. I've seen it with my own two eyes.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 12:48 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 11:36 PM (l1zOH)
And inductive losses might be much worse, especially in damp ground.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2015 12:48 AM (upitO)
Now they're back and literally begging people to give them a second chance, even adding delivery. Apparently they didn't deliver before.
And Me-N-Eds is near the corner of Paramount Blvd and Carson Street.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 12:49 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:49 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:49 AM (OsWis)
how is everyone tonite?
Yesterday I had lunch at Applebee's in Milpitas, CA in your honor.
Today I'm back in my own little corner of hell.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2015 12:49 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: keena at January 29, 2015 12:49 AM (RiTnx)
Ah, okay, I never went that far much.
Is the Thirsty Isle still at Lkwd and Carson??
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:50 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:49 AM (Pauop)
I showed him a card.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:50 AM (fpEv+)
495 So burying water and sewer AOK...
------------
Can you imagine overhead water and sewer.
The movie Brazil comes to mind.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at
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Not to mention that little thing called "gravity" with sewer lines...
Posted by: shredded chi at January 29, 2015 12:45 AM (dTuqN)
I saw "The Flying Shits" open for "Regrettably Earthbound" at The Cabaret in San Jose in 1985.....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 12:51 AM (T1005)
She met my dad in 1957 while working at Manning's Cafeteria in downtown Long Beach. He was the son of her boss, Mae, who I believe was one of the senior kitchen personnel there at that time.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 12:51 AM (elbY7)
The chances of them being able to conduct proper PMCS on the thing is between slim and none.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:51 AM (OsWis)
The Boeing 747-8 has been selected as the replacement for Air Force One. Instead of the Airbus A380.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 12:51 AM (+6nI6)
As I've mentioned before, I have one that uses his blower three to five times per day. Yes. You read that right. I've even seen him in the pouring rain with his umbrella in one hand and his gas powered headache in the other.
Cthulhu witnessed the jackhole blowing his leaves out into the street and into his neighbors' yards.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 29, 2015 12:51 AM (dTuqN)
But the nearby Lakewood Theater (an infamous member of the Pussycat chain) is long gone by now.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 12:52 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 12:51 AM (+6nI6)
Buy American???
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:52 AM (fpEv+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 12:52 AM (+6nI6)
I have no love for Mooch at all but I do agree with that statement.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2015 12:52 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: keena at January 29, 2015 12:49 AM (RiTnx)
Save it. She didn't have to cover her head. It IS NOT required. She WOULD have covered her head had she gone to a mosque, or she'd have been flogged down the street.
She wore a very modest dress, stood behind Obama, not beside him, didn't offer her hand to any man who didn't offer it first. She stayed right in line with protocol. she didn't defy a damn thing.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:53 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 12:53 AM (+6nI6)
Princess Diana didn't cover her head.
It is NOT required of western women, or I should say the wives of western heads of state, mainly.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:55 AM (Pauop)
I was just going from experience when I had to give a block of instruction on how to borescope the gun tube of a T-72 to Iraqis in 2006...
I didn't know shit about Russian tank turrets until I had to show them how to maintain one.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:55 AM (OsWis)
-Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 12:51 AM (T1005)
Unfortunately, this is going to happen every seventeen years unless someone stops the Moons reflection upon "Yonder Sea".
Fortunately, a simple 1'x1' stone in front of the Point of Inflection will do the trick.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 12:55 AM (16bOT)
If you ever come visited has my approval to bi tell your ass (or ankle, as the case may be).
And don't tempt me - I'm sure I could come up with a 25 t ars old pic of me in all my gear...
Posted by: shredded chi at January 29, 2015 12:55 AM (dTuqN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 12:42 AM (elbY7)
I don't remember that. I remember there being some kind of gawt
damned cafeteria in the mall, though, and damn did my grandma like to
go there. There was also one in the Stonewood Center. (That was not a
good mall, IIRC)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 12:45 AM (Pauop)
Clifton's Cafeteria.....I LOVED going there -- you got CHOICES!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 12:55 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 12:56 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 12:56 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2015 12:56 AM (zt+N6)
Is it awful that one time I told off my high
school chemistry teacher that I knew what the triangle meant because it
was that was how my great-aunt Delta signed the Christmas cards?
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:46 AM (fpEv+)
No not at all. That's awesome actually!
Although I'm glad your aunt wasn't named Zeta, that would have caused hand cramps signing those cards
Posted by: chemjeff at January 29, 2015 12:57 AM (9GG/0)
http://tinyurl.com/puxqloo
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 12:57 AM (+6nI6)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 29, 2015 12:58 AM (dTuqN)
And, BB Wolf, don't get me started on neighbors with their blowers.
As I've mentioned before, I have one that uses his blower three to
five times per day. Yes. You read that right. I've even seen him in the
pouring rain with his umbrella in one hand and his gas powered headache
in the other.
Cthulhu witnessed the jackhole blowing his leaves out into the street and into his neighbors' yards.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 29, 2015 12:51 AM (dTuqN)
Several years back when Mr. Vendette was deployed there were two big dumps of snow to the point when this Canadian was saying "enough". Between the two dumps it was over two feet of wet cement. Yours truly duly shoveled. The neighbor had people come in to do the shoveling, much of which ended up on Mr. Vendette's lawn up to where I couldn't hurl the shovel above the pile, which was about 6 feet tall. I had to walk the snow across the street.
The neighbors across the street, one of whom had the most conservative 10-year-old I'd ever met, helped me out. I appreciate the dad and son to this day for helping me out.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:58 AM (fpEv+)
Although I'm glad your aunt wasn't named Zeta, that would have caused hand cramps signing those cards
Posted by: chemjeff at January 29, 2015 12:57 AM (9GG/0)
Merry Christmas!
Love, Aunt Triangle.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 12:59 AM (fpEv+)
And, BB Wolf, don't get me started on neighbors with their blowers.
As I've mentioned before, I have one that uses his blower three to
five times per day. Yes. You read that right. I've even seen him in the
pouring rain with his umbrella in one hand and his gas powered headache
in the other.
Cthulhu witnessed the jackhole blowing his leaves out into the street and into his neighbors' yards.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 29, 2015 12:51 AM (dTuqN)
Hah! Beat you to it @524. Seriously, kids -- chi's got the gold standard of leafblowing asswipes. He should post it on youtube.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 01:00 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2015 01:00 AM (W5DcG)
Reagan only ordered two. And way way at the bottom they reveal Airbus
declined because they would have to set up production in the US.
http://tinyurl.com/puxqloo
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 12:57 AM (+6nI6)
Planning ahead for the 2016 campaign, if they can get them in time?
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:00 AM (fpEv+)
...my pop bought me a black and white tv from White Front. i wish i still had it.
Posted by: north and judd at January 29, 2015 01:00 AM (YA/6B)
But burying the power, phone and data lines not?
Yes, burying the lines adds to the cost of construction...
But even after Windstorms, Lightning strikes, and multiple Blizzards... in 15 years in Colorado the only time I had the power go out, was once when a water main broke and flooded a junction...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 29, 2015 12:37 AM (qh617)
Here in Virginia we get ice storms, heavy wet snows, tornados, remnants of hurricanes/tropical storms, and lots of rain. We lose power from time to time, but most of the power outages aren't to localized, they occur because the high voltage transmission lines have problems, and those can't be buried.
Plus, the homes in the neighborhood/quadrant of the city were built between 40 and 100 years ago. Tearing up the streets and right of ways would be a hell of a headache. Right now the gas company is replacing some of the lines in the neighborhood, and we have several very busy streets closed for about a month to do it. Hell, just repairing a water main leak means that the streets have to be torn up.
Just think what will happen when the cable/telco decides that they will run fiber optic cables. They will probably take their time in places where they have to bury the line and go straight to where they can hang it.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 29, 2015 01:01 AM (+Fae7)
Funny how she respects their backwards misogynistic customs abroad, but she doesn't respect our modern liberty customs here
Posted by: chemjeff at January 29, 2015 01:01 AM (9GG/0)
Which is why the geniuses at the five-sided asylum have decreed that the vast majority of retired USN Tomcat frames be totally destroyed.
I mean, heaven forfend that we have crack Iranian infiltration teams running around the United States, busy late at night stealing old wing skin panels off of otherwise totally demilitarized and cannibalized F-14s on static museum display. That would be the end of the world as we know it.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 29, 2015 01:01 AM (noWW6)
Read his obituary and think to yourself while reading it that this is the exact kind of person the Social Justice Warriors loathe: his entire life was an exercise in "White Privilege," as he used logic, reason, the scientific method and (in his case) belief in a patriarchal God to unlock the secrets of the Universe -- not in some bullshit way, but in hard cold reality:
http://tinyurl.com/lr4fvr9
This one man achieved more and provided more benefit to mankind that all the Gender Studies departments, all the Social Justice Warriors, all the PC whiners, all the identity politics race pimps, all the liberal art charlatans and all the progressive pseudoscientists who ever lived, combined.
And for that, he is persona non grata in this brave new world.
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2015 01:01 AM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 01:01 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2015 01:01 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 12:55 AM (T1005)
Blech... people sneezing and coughing and hacking all over the food, to say nothing of letting their boogery fingered chirrens poke everything...just..no.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:02 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 01:02 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:02 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:03 AM (fpEv+)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:03 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 01:03 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Neal Grassy Tyson at January 29, 2015 01:04 AM (l1zOH)
Who is going to challenge them with the Starting Rotation, let-alone the bullpen?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:04 AM (16bOT)
Wasn't hard to trap the guy inside. All the cops had to do was throw a gumball in the path of the Smart, which ran over it, lost control and immediately tumbled over. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 01:04 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 01:05 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 01:05 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:05 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: otho at January 29, 2015 01:05 AM (tBSrv)
Clifton's Cafeteria.....I LOVED going there -- you got CHOICES!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 12:55 AM (T1005)
Blech... people sneezing and coughing and hacking all over the food,
to say nothing of letting their boogery fingered chirrens poke
everything...just..no.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:02 AM (Pauop)
Mind you, this was my opinion when I was a boogery-fingered chirren who could poke everything......
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 01:06 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 01:06 AM (+6nI6)
Who is going to challenge them with the Starting Rotation, let-alone the bullpen?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:04 AM (16bOT)
Because the Nats' offense has done them well when the pitchers keep them in games...
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:07 AM (fpEv+)
Posted by: Neal Grassy Tyson at January 29, 2015 01:04 AM (l1zOH)
We could do it except the Republicans hate SCIENCE!!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2015 01:07 AM (W5DcG)
you know, if humans didn't have fingers, would we call it "digital"? Think about it.
Posted by: otho at January 29, 2015 01:05 AM (tBSrv)
Tentacle is already taken....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 01:07 AM (T1005)
"Oh noes, cops are after me!! I'll make a quick getaway in my Sm--- OH SHIT!!!!!!!1!!"
((**smacks own head**))
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 01:08 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 12:55 AM (T1005)
Blech... people sneezing and coughing and hacking all over the food, to say nothing of letting their boogery fingered chirrens poke everything...just..no.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor
Man, I loved Clifton's too!
Best of all were their "Food for Thot" pamphlets, available at every table and by the front door. They were so old-school that I saved several of them and still have them.
The deer heard, the waterfalls, the bums -- there will never be another place like it.
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2015 01:08 AM (K4YiS)
-Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 01:06 AM (T1005)
*pokes your Jell-O*
My apologies. I just wanted to see it wiggle.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:08 AM (16bOT)
to say nothing of letting their boogery fingered chirrens poke
everything.
That's how you build up your immunity.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2015 01:09 AM (W5DcG)
-Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:07 AM (fpEv+)
Adding Max Scherzer?
See Also:
Atlanta Braves circa 1997
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:10 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:11 AM (16bOT)
Apparently, it was owned by some Jesus-freak yahoos from the sticks who had the insane idea that you could eat there when you were broke and not pay.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 01:11 AM (T1005)
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2015 12:40 AM (sdi6R)
Based on my extensive observations, the purpose of leaf blowers is not to get rid of leaves, it's to keep Mexicans in permanent employment.
Most rational use of a leaf blower I ever saw was a used car lot in Canada that used it to blow snow off the cars in the lot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2015 01:12 AM (upitO)
See Also:
Atlanta Braves circa 1997
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:10 AM (16bOT)
I'm speaking about the past couple seasons. Pitchers keeping them in the game and the offense not showing up.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:12 AM (fpEv+)
You need to get Dildo's email and start doing the Baseball thread, now that Cochran's head is all up in Herself's ass on their podcast.
I was PROMISED a baseball thread, damn it!
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:12 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: north and judd at January 29, 2015 01:13 AM (YA/6B)
That tank was part of Iraqi TO-and-E going back ages. It's pretty amazing that they were reliant on you to show them. Decay of institutional knowledge.
I bought a couple of beers for a retired treadhead who spent many years training to fight Soviet armor in the Fulda Gap. I asked what his first impression was when he got to look around inside a late-model Red MBT.
He said that the autoloader scared the crap out of him.
Not only was the tank smaller inside than he was used to, but there was this terrifying mechanical monster churning away in those close quarters. With a reputation for grabbing stray limbs and stuffing them into the breech of the gun. Oh boy.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 29, 2015 01:13 AM (noWW6)
..."Mind you, this was my opinion when I was a boogery-fingered chirren who could poke everything..."
-Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 01:06 AM (T1005)
*pokes your Jell-O*
My apologies. I just wanted to see it wiggle.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:08 AM (16bOT)
No, that's quite all right. *pokes* *pokes* It does jiggle nicely, doesn't it? *puts back on shelf for next customer*
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 01:13 AM (T1005)
They have to do something when they come our of the shadows.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2015 01:14 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 12:56 AM (l1zOH)
Responded the other night, but the thread got dead. Runs, but needs TLC. Electrical issues (noooo!), and the carbs need to be rebuilt. But brakes and clutch work OK.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2015 01:15 AM (upitO)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:15 AM (16bOT)
"How do they get those Jell-O squares to all wiggle together like that??"
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 01:15 AM (elbY7)
I was PROMISED a baseball thread, damn it!
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:12 AM (Pauop)
***
L oh freaking L about the new Pod people.,
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 29, 2015 01:16 AM (OBxdH)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:08 AM (16bOT)
No, that's quite all right. *pokes* *pokes* It does jiggle nicely, doesn't it? *puts back on shelf for next customer*
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 01:13 AM (T1005)
God I love this place.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:16 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:17 AM (fpEv+)
Consider how many years Townes was on the faculty at... UC Berkeley.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 29, 2015 01:17 AM (noWW6)
I'm sure it's outstanding, but I want my fucking baseball thread.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:17 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:18 AM (16bOT)
Charlie Brown's Dildo is the one who posts it for him or used to, anyway.
Did I mention how much I love this place?
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:19 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 01:20 AM (OsWis)
I mean, heaven forfend that we have crack Iranian infiltration teams running around the United States, busy late at night stealing old wing skin panels off of otherwise totally demilitarized and cannibalized F-14s on static museum display. That would be the end of the world as we know it.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 29, 2015 01:01 AM (noWW6)
I wonder if the Russians/Chicomms don't have a program like the "Bear Spares" that the US had. The US was able to manufacture replacement parts and other materials for Russian made armaments so that countries could buy from us instead of being reliant on the Russians if that country had a change of leadership/direction.
I can really see the Chinese providing those parts to places like Iran.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 29, 2015 01:20 AM (+Fae7)
-Scherzer
-Zimmerman
-Fister
-Roark
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:15 AM (16bOT)
According to the local media, Zimmerman and Strasburg can be had for the right price. I'd keep Fister and Roark in a heartbeat.
I saw Strasburg when he was at the single A team doing rehab after his surgery. Got some great photos of his pitches.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:21 AM (fpEv+)
Was he or was he not on the Postseason Roster?
Was I right?
...or was I wrong?
How did he perform in the Postseason?
*pokes the Jell-O*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:21 AM (16bOT)
I am operating under the assumption that any delay was brought on by Cocjran having bigger fish to fry now.
And good on him, but you have perhaps seen me mention a time or two that I WANT MY FUCKING BASEBALL THREAD!
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:21 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I wrote one of my best essays ever (in my opinion) on that very topic:
http://tinyurl.com/mcb4qhq
The Leaf-Blower Paradox and the Fundamental Fallacy of Obamanomics
A sample passage from the essay:
"Obama’s fundamental misapprehension of employment economics reminds me of an intriguing paradox I observed first-hand just a few months ago when I visited a relative who lived in a suburban tract:
Twice a week, my relative hired a “gardener” to clean up the front yard. I put “gardener” in quotes because this young hardworking immigrant didn’t actually know anything about plants or gardens; basically his only task was to get rid of the leaves that fell from the trees in front of the house. He achieved this very quickly and efficiently by using a gas-powered leaf-blower. Perhaps when he was first hired his technique was to blow all the leaves into a big pile which he would then load into his truck for removal. A few may have gone into the neighbors’ yards, but hey, they were out of my relative’s yard, so problem solved. I imagine that over time, as he got hired by more and more people in the tract due to his low rates, he worked quicker and quicker and sloppier and sloppier, until the day I observed him, when he no longer even made a pretense of gathering the leaves into a pile; instead, he just blew them all into the neighbors’ yards, and then hopped into his truck and drove off to his next client. At three or four yards per hour, he was (metaphorically at least) raking it in.
But here’s where the paradox begins. The neighbors would come back from their jobs at the end of the day, and see all the leaves on their lawns, and they’d call up their own gardeners who would proceed to do the exact same thing in reverse — blow all the same leaves back into my relative’s and adjacent neighbors’ yards. This cycle would go on across the entire tract, because the same leaf-shedding trees had been planted along every street: everyone would hire gardeners to blow the leaves back and forth from yard to yard. At the end of each week, exactly nothing had been achieved: all the leaves were back where they started. And then the cycle would begin again.
A normal person would look at this situation and say, “What a monumental waste of effort. So much human labor for no purpose whatsoever; after all those man-hours, nothing has changed. All the leaves are back in their original positions.”
Obama would look at this same situation and say, “How can you claim that nothing was achieved? Forty-seven gardeners are now fully employed!”
But I look at it and see what the radical theorists see: It’s not true at all that nothing has changed. Maybe the leaves are all in their original positions, but a great deal of money has been transferred from the middle-class homeowners to the immigrant gardeners.
If you think that “economic redistribution” from the middle-class to the “working poor” is desirable, then you see the Leaf-Blower Paradox not as a paradox at all but as a neat mechanism for extracting money from the more-well-off and giving it to the less-well-off.
But then the question arises: Why bother with the leaves at all? A simpler way to achieve the same thing would be for the “gardeners” to just drive very slowly through the neighborhood and each homeowner would toss $20 bills in the backs of their pickups trucks. The end result would be exactly the same.
Yet even this ludicrous scenario is not satisfactory for the true radicals. Why even bother with the pickup trucks? The Obamas of this world can (and do) produce the same result by instituting a tax — let’s call it the “Unemployed Gardener Tax” — and utilize the government as a middleman to transfer money from the employed to the unemployed. The gardeners can just sit at home watching TV all day, while the IRS collects extra taxes from the middle-class workers and doles it out as benefits to the would-be gardeners.
..."
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2015 01:21 AM (K4YiS)
*pours double shot, throws it back*
WASTF
God help us if we get into a serious pissing contest with any of them...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 01:21 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2015 01:00 AM (W5DcG)
No, all the vacuum done leaked out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2015 01:22 AM (upitO)
I remember when AF1 was a 707. IIRC, the 747 debuted during the Nixon administration. Before that it was a propeller-driven plane.
How many people fly on a typical Presidential trip? I figure the President, his family, SS detail, press corps, and who else? Is there really a need for a jumbo jet apart from sheer prestige?
I'm sure Obama would prefer an Airbus 380 complete with swimming pool and basketball court.
If I were President, I'd prefer a smaller plane, possibly capable of supersonic flight. It would make a smaller and more elusive target for potential enemies.
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2015 01:23 AM (sdi6R)
I saw him pitch when he was at San Diego State. I thought he'd be better, frankly! In juries don't help, but...
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:23 AM (Pauop)
That leaves them with Six Pitchers for Five Rotation Spots.
...they still have Gio Gonzalez.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:23 AM (16bOT)
Was I right?
...or was I wrong?
How did he perform in the Postseason?
*pokes the Jell-O*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:21 AM (16bOT)
He wasn't, and I can say that I was in the "keep Soriano off the post-season roster" camp.
Whether that was right or wrong, we'll never know.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:24 AM (fpEv+)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:25 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:17 AM (fpEv+)
Was he or was he not on the Postseason Roster?
Was I right?
...or was I wrong?
How did he perform in the Postseason?
*pokes the Jell-O*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:21 AM (16bOT)
You're still poking the cherry? Check this out. *pokes adjacent lime jello* Now, THAT'S a jiggle!
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 01:26 AM (T1005)
Hahaha... gotta give the russkies props for that.
Posted by: otho at January 29, 2015 01:26 AM (tBSrv)
And I am not and wasn't a fan of hers but I'm glad she didn't succumb to th current trends
Posted by: keena at January 29, 2015 01:27 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:23 AM (Pauop)
The first game he pitched in the majors was glorious. I wish I had been there.
I think that teams have figured him out at this point.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:27 AM (fpEv+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 01:28 AM (OsWis)
Re Air Force One:
I remember when AF1 was a 707. IIRC, the 747 debuted during the
Nixon administration. Before that it was a propeller-driven plane.
How many people fly on a typical Presidential trip? I figure the
President, his family, SS detail, press corps, and who else? Is there
really a need for a jumbo jet apart from sheer prestige?
I'm sure Obama would prefer an Airbus 380 complete with swimming pool and basketball court.
If I were President, I'd prefer a smaller plane, possibly capable of
supersonic flight. It would make a smaller and more elusive target for
potential enemies.
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2015 01:23 AM (sdi6R)
If I were Prezzy, I'd want the #2 chair in a fookin' Blackbird.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 01:29 AM (T1005)
Piss off the environmentalists: Cut down all the trees.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:30 AM (fpEv+)
Whether that was right or wrong, we'll never know."
-Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:24 AM (fpEv+)
*scoffs*
I love you too much to "call you out" on this!
Allow me to move onto Tammy al Thor...
Listen, Lady... I've got Shit to Do Day-In-And-Day-Out.
I'm a "Statstics-Guy" and no one outside of Fantasy Baseball wants to hear about that shit.
NO ONE.
Cochran brings the "real baseball" that everyone loves.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:31 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: keena at January 29, 2015 01:31 AM (RiTnx)
In his defense, his formative years were spent in Indonesia (where Mrs Obama was extremely covered up) and he would have learned a deep reverence for him there.
Did he bow to the new king this time, I didn't see if he did or not. I"m guessing he did not, because the first time was probably reflexive.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:31 AM (Pauop)
LOL. Glad none of us here work on Air Force One.
"The pool, Mr. President? Sure, uh, it's conveniently located on the roof of the plane..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 01:31 AM (elbY7)
I remember when AF1 was a 707. IIRC, the 747 debuted during the Nixon administration. Before that it was a propeller-driven plane.
How many people fly on a typical Presidential trip? I figure the President, his family, SS detail, press corps, and who else? Is there really a need for a jumbo jet apart from sheer prestige?
I'm sure Obama would prefer an Airbus 380 complete with swimming pool and basketball court.
If I were President, I'd prefer a smaller plane, possibly capable of supersonic flight. It would make a smaller and more elusive target for potential enemies.
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2015 01:23 AM (sdi6R)
Couple of hundred.
Don't forget, AF1 is also a flying command center with a shitload of communications equipment.
The speed of AF1 is classified, but there were smiles and "no comments" from former pilots when asked if it could go supersonic. It was rumored to go Mach 1 on 9/11/01 on the return to DC.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 29, 2015 01:33 AM (+Fae7)
tell me again, how did al franken get elected to the senate?
Posted by: mallfly at January 29, 2015 01:33 AM (zjcTL)
So Obama's mommy was a mummy?
(sorry, couldn't resist)
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 01:34 AM (elbY7)
I don't know if that's how it's actually pronounced, but it makes sense to me.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 29, 2015 01:34 AM (5pg79)
If I were Prezzy, I'd want the #2 chair in a fookin' Blackbird.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 01:29 AM (T1005)
There you go.
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2015 01:34 AM (sdi6R)
He would have asked her to sing "Coal Miner's Daughter" by now.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 01:34 AM (elbY7)
They DO NOT HAVE to cover their heads.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:34 AM (Pauop)
*Sets up the perimeter against Thor, for your sake*
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:35 AM (fpEv+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 01:35 AM (elbY7)
Not going to make me like her or respect her more but I kind of let out a sign of relief,
Posted by: keena at January 29, 2015 01:35 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 29, 2015 01:35 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 29, 2015 01:36 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 01:36 AM (elbY7)
I wonder who the blond sitting almost behind Cornyn is.
Posted by: mallfly at January 29, 2015 01:37 AM (zjcTL)
If I were Prezzy, I'd want the #2 chair in a fookin' Blackbird.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 01:29 AM (T1005)
There you go.
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2015 01:34 AM (sdi6R)
Oops, I should have asked for a subscription to your newsletter.
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2015 01:37 AM (sdi6R)
Call-in contest on SNL.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 01:35 AM (elbY7)
It's the same state that elected Jesse Ventura.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 29, 2015 01:38 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:35 AM (fpEv+)
To. Hell. With. Thor.
Soriano not only made the PostSeason Roster, but performed brilliantly!.
I win. I won. Please don't doubt me again!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:38 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:39 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: cthulhu
I took a picture of an SR-71 Blackbird last week!!!
It was at something I had never even heard of until I stumbled on it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_Air_Museum
You can drive there from your house in under two hours, max!
Here's a picture of their SR-71:
http://www.sr-71.org/museums/castle/index.php?aircraft=SR-71A
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2015 01:39 AM (K4YiS)
No, I hear ya. it's nice to not have to be ashamed of her,. I just hate to see her get credit for being ballsy when she did absolutely nothing ballsy at all.
Condi in 2007 didn't cover her head. Hillary went 2 , 3 years ago, didn't cover her head. Merkel, recent visit, too, no head scarf. I think even Pelosi has gone there bare-headed of late.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:39 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at January 29, 2015 01:40 AM (wQ7l/)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 29, 2015 01:40 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:40 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: wooga at January 29, 2015 01:40 AM (XK0dn)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 01:41 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: mallfly at January 29, 2015 01:41 AM (zjcTL)
Listen, Lady... I've got Shit to Do Day-In-And-Day-Out.
I'm a "Statstics-Guy" and no one outside of Fantasy Baseball wants to hear about that shit.
NO ONE.
Cochran brings the "real baseball" that everyone loves.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:31 AM (16bOT)
Bless you, vendette, I got this!
Shut yer fucking yap, slap.
You were my first choice, and you can go to the old threads and see that for yourself.
Cochran does a fantastic job, I love what he brings, too!
But those stats of yourn put me some fuckin' knowledge, ya know? And that is especially great this time of year. Keeps me up to speed.
So get a hold of Dildo and DO IT ALREADY!
Gawd damn it!
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:43 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:44 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 29, 2015 01:44 AM (5pg79)
I guess it's th "soft bigotry of low expectations" (for liberals I mean). But when I was not amazed by Condi, yeah, I was amazed by Michelle.
Posted by: keena at January 29, 2015 01:44 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 29, 2015 01:44 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: mallfly at January 29, 2015 01:45 AM (zjcTL)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 29, 2015 01:40 AM (5pg79)
Pffff, even Thor knows better than to come between me and baseball.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:45 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:45 AM (Pauop)
I win. I won. Please don't doubt me again!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:38 AM (16bOT)
I am woman enough to admit that I was wrong and Soriano was on the post-season roster. The brilliance is disputed.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:45 AM (fpEv+)
He replied "Condi?!? I love Condi!! Peppermint Condi, cinnamon Condi, licorice Condi..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 01:45 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 29, 2015 01:46 AM (5pg79)
Good point. I never looked at it that way.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:46 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:47 AM (fpEv+)
I've met a couple of people out of the Blackbird community.
Including retired engineers who were in on the early years.
I said, "Designed with slide rules," and they corrected me. They did in fact have, and use, a couple of digital computers. Not very fast or capable ones.
A lot of what the slide rules and computers did was merely to confirm the uncanny engineering intuition of Kelly Johnson.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 29, 2015 01:47 AM (noWW6)
Or, rather, if SLAP WOULD JUST DO THE DAMNED BASEBALL THREAD, I'd be FINE.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:47 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:47 AM (fpEv+)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 29, 2015 01:47 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:47 AM (fpEv+)
Nonsense. There was no wrong-doing. It was a perfectly good assumption to have.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:48 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:49 AM (Pauop)
*HAH!*
You were also telling me that I should "do a Food Thread"...lol. You were pissed when I told you that no one tell me what to do.
You called me a pussy and made fun of me.
I passed the idea along to CBD.
You were ravenous when it came to a Baseball Thread.
I knew B.Cochran had a grasp, (as a pitcher), on that.
Leaders know their limitations. They delegate.
What has happened since?
...excellence.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:50 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 29, 2015 01:50 AM (5pg79)
**pokes the Jell-O one last time**
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 01:50 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:48 AM (Pauop)
We should organize an 'ette-only baseball trip.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:51 AM (fpEv+)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 29, 2015 01:51 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 01:51 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at January 29, 2015 01:52 AM (wQ7l/)
...excellence.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:50 AM (16bOT)
I was right and I"m still right. And I don't remember calling you a pussy, but if I did, it was a desperate attempt to shame you into doing it!
As for the baseball thread.... what happened since was just fine, but in case you haven't noticed, it has slowed the fuck down to NOTHING.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:53 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:50 AM (16bOT)
Brought to you by AosHQ and the Moronettes thereof.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:53 AM (fpEv+)
-Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:48 AM (Pauop)
You're simply a horrible person.
*makes a note of it*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:53 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 29, 2015 01:54 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:51 AM (fpEv+)
As soon as I am done groveling to my darling slap, we shall plan one!
Did I really call him a pussy?
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:54 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:54 AM (16bOT)
*makes a note of it*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:53 AM (16bOT)
IF we are to speak of horrible persons, let us begin with the scoundrel who will not, out of silly pride, and dear lord knows what else ( perchance a charming modesty) WRITE A FUCKING BASEBALL THREAD.
There is nothing, BUT NOTHING, more horrible than a man what would do that.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:56 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:51 AM (fpEv+)
As soon as I am done groveling to my darling slap, we shall plan one!
Did I really call him a pussy?
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:54 AM (Pauop)
Baseball, football, hockey, NCAA BB (don't care about the NBA), I'd get together with Moronettes...
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:56 AM (fpEv+)
-Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:54 AM (Pauop)
It was in ALL CAPS, but it was there... lol.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 01:57 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:57 AM (Pauop)
with the scoundrel who will not, out of silly pride, and dear lord
knows what else ( perchance a charming modesty) WRITE A FUCKING BASEBALL
THREAD.
There is nothing, BUT NOTHING, more horrible than a man what would do that.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:56 AM (Pauop)
He has been punished: he has been outnumbered 3:1 male to female in his home.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:58 AM (fpEv+)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 29, 2015 01:59 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:58 AM (fpEv+)
Female to male. I am ashamed.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:59 AM (fpEv+)
Surely you don't think I meant-it, meant it.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 01:59 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 01:59 AM (fpEv+)
Oddly enough, I read it as female to male.
Which explains the stubbornness, of course.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 02:00 AM (Pauop)
I was a Navy SEAL! I'm a former governor! What is he hiding?
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 29, 2015 02:00 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 02:00 AM (fpEv+)
You're our puck bunny, right?
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 02:01 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 02:02 AM (Pauop)
LMFAO!
I was talking about Chicken Wings and we were talking about baseball.
Tammy says: "Do a Food Thread!"
I said "no", I only know enough to "get me by".
She calls me a "pussy" and TYPES IN ALL CAPS!!!
...history follows.
I still... will never be told to do anything.
...ever.
Food Thread? -Check.
Baseball Thread -Check.
Me? ...Livin' The Dream.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 02:03 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 02:01 AM (Pauop)
Yup. I am literally alive because of hockey.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 02:03 AM (fpEv+)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 29, 2015 02:05 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 02:05 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 29, 2015 02:05 AM (5pg79)
Shove it.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 02:06 AM (fpEv+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 02:07 AM (OsWis)
Oh hell takes me a year or so to get it, doesn't it?
Dear slap.
Darling slap.
You are truly a baseball god among mere mortals, and I was wondering if you would be so kind as to write the baseball thread for us?
And, if you have time afterwards, a food thread?
And I really am awfully, mighty sorry I called you a pussy. I am 100 percent sure I didn't mean it.
And very sorry I hurt your feelings.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 02:07 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 29, 2015 02:07 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 02:08 AM (16bOT)
If I can ever make sufficient amends to slap, I am going to ask you.....very nicely ASK you, not tell you... to do a hockey thread. I really need help with the rules and such.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 02:09 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 29, 2015 02:07 AM (5pg79)
You're killing me.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 02:10 AM (Pauop)
If I were Prezzy, I'd want the #2 chair in a fookin' Blackbird.
Posted by: cthulhu
I took a picture of an SR-71 Blackbird last week!!!
It was at something I had never even heard of until I stumbled on it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_Air_Museum
You can drive there from your house in under two hours, max!
Here's a picture of their SR-71:
http://www.sr-71.org/museums/castle/index.php?aircraft=SR-71A
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2015 01:39 AM (K4YiS)
There are only 19 left -- http://tinyurl.com/389ucsg -- and I've met 61-7971 and 61-7972. I should probably make it a point to say "hi" to those remaining in California -- 61-7955, 61-7960 (the one zombie references), 61-7963, 61-7973, 61-7975, and 61-7980.
The SR-71 just makes you proud to be an American.....probably why they retired it (twice).
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 02:10 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 02:07 AM (OsWis)
There are certainly a few reasons to not like him, but some of his stuff is good!
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 02:10 AM (Pauop)
Shove it where? In my pussy? I don't have one. I was a Navy SEAL! I'm a former governor!
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 29, 2015 02:07 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 02:12 AM (fpEv+)
Well folks, unlike the yuckity-yuk comedians of lore, I won't be here
all night. Gotta go, thanks for the great chat. And don't forget to tip
your waitress!!
**pokes the Jell-O one last time**
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 01:50 AM (elbY7)
Which flavor? *pondering the well-poked jell-o....*
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 02:12 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 02:13 AM (OsWis)
going to ask you.....very nicely ASK you, not tell you... to do a hockey
thread. I really need help with the rules and such.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 02:09 AM (Pauop)
If you need to know in a hurry, shoot me an email at linseyziq at hotmail.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 02:13 AM (fpEv+)
-Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 02:07 AM (Pauop)
*HAH!* You didn't hurt my feelings!
Take a breath, darlin'. You're still a sweetheart! You just Told Me what to do and I responded.
...by not being told What To Do.
(You were pissedthat night... lol.)
The Horde was responsive to your Vibe. They "get it". They always "get it".
...and here we are!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 02:15 AM (16bOT)
Thank y'all for a fun evening, and slap, I am so sorry!
And now I shall carry my crestfallen, shameful, despondent sorry ass off to bed.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 02:17 AM (Pauop)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 02:18 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 02:17 AM (Pauop)
====that sucks. I just got here. Bye, MizzT.
Posted by: jc at January 29, 2015 02:18 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 29, 2015 02:18 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 29, 2015 02:19 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 29, 2015 02:19 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 02:20 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 02:20 AM (OsWis)
For All I be?
This Bud's for Me.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 02:08 AM (16bOT)
The famous gate the Clydesdales emerge from? They are walking onto a thoroughfare called Gravois Road. That property was owned by U.S. Grant and then the Busch family (of Budweiser fame). Budweiser is having trouble selling it because, among other things, of the small zoo on premises.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 02:20 AM (fpEv+)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 29, 2015 02:20 AM (5pg79)
He would have asked her to sing "Coal Miner's Daughter" by now.Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2015 01:34 AM (elbY7)Had to share that one. Everyone in the control room loved it!
Posted by: PM Rich at January 29, 2015 02:21 AM (eEBON)
Shut the fuck up.
...I'll offer you one "please".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 02:21 AM (16bOT)
I'm glad you found my Jesse Ventura routine amusing, Tammy and Vendette!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 29, 2015 02:20 AM (5pg79)
It wasn't just them....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 02:22 AM (T1005)
I'll be up for a few more minutes, at least.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 29, 2015 02:22 AM (5pg79)
Vendette,
I briefly read that as "...small zoo on penises."
I may have had a wee bit too much to drink this evening...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 02:22 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 02:22 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 02:23 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 29, 2015 02:20 AM (5pg79)
It wasn't just them....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 02:22 AM (T1005)
Early in his governorship, you could find t-shirts in the Minneapolis airport that said "Mess with me, mess with my governor". Don't believe me? I own one.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 02:23 AM (fpEv+)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 29, 2015 02:25 AM (5pg79)
Thanks for that link to the obit of Charles Townes; what an amazing man.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2015 02:25 AM (9E6kF)
I may have had a wee bit too much to drink this evening...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 02:22 AM (OsWis)
It's been worse...
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 02:25 AM (fpEv+)
-Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 02:20 AM (fpEv+)
Fees, Fines, Rules, Regulations and Crony Capitalism would be amongst the "Other Things", I'd suppose.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 02:27 AM (16bOT)
All the UDTs in the Philippines got Vietnam service medals because they were in theater (like the ships in the South China Sea) and could have been deployed.
Today there is no UDT training; it is incorporated into BUDS (the SEALS' basic school), and there are no UDT units any more.
I understand that UDT qualified vets are considered to be welcome in SEAL bars and part of the SEAL community (provided they don't badmouth the troops, apparently).
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 29, 2015 02:29 AM (5f5bM)
-Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 02:25 AM (fpEv+)
Now that I've found out that you're "Mrs." Vendette, I fear that I'll never Marry.
*kicks dirt*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 02:30 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 02:31 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 02:32 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 02:33 AM (OsWis)
I'd respect him a hell of a lot more if he told the truth, that he was a frogman specializing in underwater demolitions. That's pretty badass, even without the SEAL label.
But, he has to lie and claim to be a full-on SEAL.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 29, 2015 02:33 AM (5pg79)
-Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 02:32 AM (OsWis)
Procreation, on the other hand, would allow me to take my kids to baseball games.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 02:34 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 02:35 AM (OsWis)
""It's been worse..."
-Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 02:25 AM (fpEv+)
Now that I've found out that you're "Mrs." Vendette, I fear that I'll never Marry.
*kicks dirt*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 02:30 AM (16bOT)
The fiancee and I have met the lovely and talented Vendette in the flesh, and I can testify that she always travels with a hazy and protective shadow of great strength. Whether this is Mr. Vendette or Morgoth, we don't know....'cause we didn't get to buy him dinner.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 02:36 AM (T1005)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 02:36 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 02:37 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 29, 2015 02:37 AM (5f5bM)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 02:38 AM (16bOT)
First off, duh. Palin was a woman in her forties. Of course she couldn't make it through SEAL training. Does this render all her opinions moot? Of course not.
Second, Jesse, you didn't make it through SEAL training, either. You were never a SEAL, yourself!
I respect UDT Frogmen. Ventura is probably the only person in the world who doesn't, given his need to pretend to have been a SEAL instead.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 29, 2015 02:47 AM (5pg79)
Vendette in the flesh, and I can testify that she always travels with a
hazy and protective shadow of great strength. Whether this is Mr.
Vendette or Morgoth, we don't know....'cause we didn't get to buy him
dinner.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 02:36 AM (T1005)
The Cthulhus are wonderful people.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 02:47 AM (fpEv+)
-Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 02:47 AM (fpEv+)
From tentacle to tentacle. Each and every dimension... LOL.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 02:50 AM (16bOT)
The fiancee and I have met the lovely and talented
Vendette in the flesh, and I can testify that she always travels with a
hazy and protective shadow of great strength. Whether this is Mr.
Vendette or Morgoth, we don't know....'cause we didn't get to buy him
dinner.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 02:36 AM (T1005)
The Cthulhus are wonderful people.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 02:47 AM (fpEv+)
*blushes*
Vendette is charming, respected at her workplace, talented, good-company, and fun.....and if she considers Mr. Vendette worthy of her attentions, he must be AWESOME.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 02:53 AM (T1005)
"The Cthulhus are wonderful people."
-Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2015 02:47 AM (fpEv+)
From tentacle to tentacle. Each and every dimension... LOL.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 02:50 AM (16bOT)
Most of the time when she's using a nic, it has more to do with quilting than cthulhu....which can be interpreted in a number of ways....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 02:55 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 29, 2015 02:58 AM (5pg79)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 02:59 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 02:59 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 03:10 AM (T1005)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 29, 2015 03:15 AM (ILmoZ)
Other than that, not much else to tell.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 03:18 AM (OsWis)
well, I may get my wish to see an Abrams go up against a Merkava in the near future, so there's that.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 03:20 AM (OsWis)
Trying to shake a headache off. I don't know if it was the coke a drank with dinner (don't get much caffein anymore) or maybe this damn e-cig a bought a few days back.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 29, 2015 03:21 AM (ILmoZ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 03:22 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 03:27 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 03:30 AM (T1005)
I may try that - lack of ethanol may be the reason for the headache!
Posted by: shredded chi at January 29, 2015 03:33 AM (ILmoZ)
I'm the very fucking last person to give advice to anyone. You do what you feel is right, and from what I gather, you and your girl will be alright.
*wry smile* neither of you are in the Army. That alone gives you a huge advantage.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 03:36 AM (OsWis)
cooth,
I'm the very fucking last person to give advice to anyone. You do
what you feel is right, and from what I gather, you and your girl will
be alright.
*wry smile* neither of you are in the Army. That alone gives you a huge advantage.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 03:36 AM (OsWis)
I actually wasn't looking for anything with relevance to my personal situation -- the fiancee and I have a few years on you. I was hoping for something that might make it easier to explain to others.....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2015 03:43 AM (T1005)
Shit started going sideways when I reenlisted after a 12 year break in service in 2001. That's on me, though he and the girls were supportive at the time.
If I could go back and tell the 32 year old me at the time, I would tell her that the Army is not more important than her family and to reconsider.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 03:47 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 03:50 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 03:51 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 29, 2015 03:53 AM (ILmoZ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 03:54 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 03:55 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 03:56 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 29, 2015 03:57 AM (ILmoZ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 04:04 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 04:04 AM (OsWis)
...but a boy can dream, can't he?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 04:07 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 04:07 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 04:10 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 04:11 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 04:11 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 04:12 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 04:12 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 29, 2015 04:13 AM (ILmoZ)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 29, 2015 04:13 AM (Gosad)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 04:13 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 04:13 AM (OsWis)
-Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 29, 2015 04:13 AM (Gosad)
What is SoC, Sir?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 04:14 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 29, 2015 04:15 AM (Gosad)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 29, 2015 04:16 AM (Gosad)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 29, 2015 04:16 AM (ILmoZ)
-Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 29, 2015 04:15 AM (Gosad)
Twenty Miles isn't "Long Distance". ...lol.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 04:16 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 29, 2015 04:17 AM (Gosad)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 04:18 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 04:18 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 29, 2015 04:18 AM (Gosad)
-Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 29, 2015 04:17 AM (Gosad)
*HAH!*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 04:19 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 29, 2015 04:22 AM (Gosad)
God Bless America, amigo! I was so concerned about that little girl that it still brings tears to my eyes.
Dear Lord that's Great News!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 04:24 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 29, 2015 04:26 AM (Gosad)
May your entire Family be Blessed!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 04:28 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 29, 2015 04:28 AM (Gosad)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 29, 2015 04:29 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 04:29 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 29, 2015 04:47 AM (16bOT)
What's this about baseball? Are you an aficionado? An ex player?
Because I have been nagging BCochran for some more off-season stuff. If you are interested, shoot me an e-mail at
nynjmeet at optimum dot net
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2015 05:01 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: BignJames at January 29, 2015 05:13 AM (39wbE)
Posted by: edj at January 29, 2015 06:02 AM (klzyR)
Posted by: freaked at January 29, 2015 06:07 AM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2015 06:12 AM (fL+1V)
Captain Dipshit claims photography and electromagnetism are feminine.
Chew on that bit of super duper braniac idiocy for a moment.
Clearly you people are doomed. Not me. I refuse to play this game.
Electromagnetism.
Firing waves of energy from their cooters?
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 29, 2015 06:12 AM (X+nFp)
That could be a part of a really cool stage show at a Gentleman's Club.
I think.
Maybe.
Never been in one..
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2015 06:14 AM (fL+1V)
Though the autoplay video Ads suck goat balls first thing in the morning.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2015 06:17 AM (fL+1V)
Reason, order, design -- expressible in words, and able to be formulated into equations and laws by the human mind -- these are the consequences of a purposeful creation by God.
An irony: did Shlain really write a book to say that written language oppresses women?
Posted by: edj at January 29, 2015 06:21 AM (klzyR)
Posted by: Lena Dunham-Bacon at January 29, 2015 06:23 AM (XhU6A)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 29, 2015 06:25 AM (60Vyp)
Not to worry. From what I read it could have been a picture book for all the sense it made.
This guy is proof that just because an idea is floating around in your head doesn't mean you need to share it.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 29, 2015 06:25 AM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 29, 2015 06:27 AM (X+nFp)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 29, 2015 06:28 AM (60Vyp)
Posted by: Fox News Chyron Editor at January 29, 2015 06:29 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: ALH at January 29, 2015 06:32 AM (btTLZ)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 06:34 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 29, 2015 06:37 AM (60Vyp)
Like for example, a gift certificate to ones local range and shooting supply store that one forgets that they received over a year ago.
Going shopping later.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2015 06:37 AM (fL+1V)
I turn on the "Sven J Olafson Custom PC of Angst" and it fired up fine...
I also turn on the Xbox 360 of Bill Gates' Emo and it fires up fine but acts wobbly when I log into Xbox Video to fire up the Justified download...
dunno if the hitch is b/c I have the wireless as its internet connection or what...
the vagaries and mysteries of the 10077 electronics solution matrix laid bare as it were...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 06:41 AM (/4AZU)
the circle of life...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 06:41 AM (/4AZU)
Well. Alrighty then. The only thing I can even remotely compare that to is that I have to go buy a tablet for school. I just need to be able to access some course work online for labs and to have text books and email.
Any suggestions for less than $350?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 29, 2015 06:44 AM (60Vyp)
Yes we are holding wymyn down with alphabets....
a conspiracy documentably going back to either 2000 BC in the Levant or if we are to include Chinese characters 6500 BC or so....
I wish I could go to these conclaves of the titans of yore but sadly I live in an epoch where I am having to learn interpretive dance to communicate....
forgive me my wife is signalling through her electromagnetic hoo hoo that I need to mamba my ass over to the store and get her some cacao...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 06:47 AM (/4AZU)
~350....
Tablet?
So an android environment will work or does it have to be windows based?
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 06:48 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2015 06:51 AM (PR4ez)
I ask b/c if a 7 inch android will do you can get a Kindle Fire for ~219...
http://tinyurl.com/nfzpxlg
If you want a bigger screen and are willing to go ~ 30 bucks over your price point I'd get a Lenovo Yoga....
http://tinyurl.com/ookuoq2
The Windows pads are a little pricier.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 06:54 AM (/4AZU)
I just use butter and salt. Of course, I don't boil it until it is mush - I put the dry meal in a bowl and pour in just enough boiling water to cover the meal, slip in the butter, cover the bowl with a plate, and let it sit for 5 or 10 minutes. Then add salt and stir.
Salt makes a big difference. I hope they give us salt in the camps.
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 29, 2015 06:57 AM (a5Q7c)
I'm not particular about the OS, and I'd like to have a 9-10" screen. I found an Asus tablet on sale for about $250 2GB RAM and 32GB memory.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 29, 2015 06:57 AM (60Vyp)
Quaker Oats had a "apple crisp" flavored oatmeal I was quite fond of so of course it died a horrible death...
I do find I am enjoying the cinnamon and spice enough it is not a gaping wound to my breakfast fare.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 06:57 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2015 06:57 AM (fL+1V)
ASUS makes durable kit...
I'd compare the processor type/speed and go from there...
You can always add an SD card for up to 64 gig more storage if needed...
Hell they even have Bluetooth keyboards now...
I'm thinking next gen unless the video game fare gets a LOT better I am going to Bury my heart at wounded knee and just trick out a tablet or laptop...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 06:59 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2015 07:00 AM (PR4ez)
All true, however it is a lot like french fries...
I make great french fries....
I mean GREAT french fries....
and I love French fries....almost to the point it is carnal...
and French Fries...well Fries are awesome...and if I gave in to my desires on fries I'd weigh ~ 800 pounds....
I take a kettle of premium peanut oil, deep russet baking taters time spices and A-1 sauce and go to town....
AND
I eat instead Ore-Ida fries that while better than its peer group are to Sven J Olafson brand fries what mad Dog 20/20 is to Dom perignon....
b/c convenience and temptation are inversely proportional.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 07:07 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2015 07:07 AM (PR4ez)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 29, 2015 07:11 AM (60Vyp)
Posted by: I loathe silence sensuously at January 29, 2015 07:13 AM (AO6Ao)
Posted by: I loathe silence sensuously at January 29, 2015 07:18 AM (AO6Ao)
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2015 07:21 AM (PR4ez)
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2015 07:24 AM (PR4ez)
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 29, 2015 07:52 AM (a5Q7c)
"Ancient Goddess religion" bullshit from the 80's and 90's which was discredited long ago as garbage scholarship.
Posted by: pst314 at January 29, 2015 01:25 PM (T4dRn)
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