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Overnight Open Thread (17 Jan 2015)

I'm still having desktop computer power up issues. No joy with the troubleshooting so far so this ONT is gonna be weaker than normal. Y'all just gonna have to deal with it.

Sadly, I don't think the Bergdahl report is going to be what it should be. Generals are politicians too and I'm sure this WH has impressed upon them that they either rule as they want or get replaced.

In White House terms, not charging Bergdahl means that he was indeed worth the trade for the Taliban Five. But charging him on any level means that releasing the five Taliban was an error of monstrous proportions, one the administration will never be able to explain away satisfactorily.

R2D2 With Subtitles


R2D2 Subtitles by eclecticmethod

Combat Car

A Romanian combat car. Looks better than some of those technical vehicles in use by those individuals prone to workplace violence not in the name of Islam. Then again, there are some pretty big guns on those technicals.

LCS

Well this ought to fix the combat capability of the LCS. Let's just call it a Frigate now.

Remakes and Reboots

Seems like Hollywood is still out of ideas. Fox confirms 'X-Files' reboot talks are ongoing. Now if they cast Christina Hendricks as Scully, I might tune in.

Then there is the remake of Escape From New York. At least John Carpenter is involved with it. So who should play Snake Plissken? Gerard Butler?

Smart Power

Europeans not amused by John Kerry's performance.

Another Idiot Gets Fired

Another idiot gets fired for participating in the I-93 protest. Get this though, she had a job with the city as a 'gender and migration consultant'. That job title alone should get one fired.

Cat Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by deep thoughts from cats:

Top cat picture.

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Posted by: CDR M at 09:52 PM




Comments

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1 Gerard Butler already said no to EFNY.

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2015 09:52 PM (doBIb)

2 I guess he's busy with his Olympus movies now.

Posted by: CDR M at January 17, 2015 09:53 PM (93D1V)

3 Oh, and....

Yay! ONT!

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2015 09:53 PM (doBIb)

4 Hi ONT

Posted by: sinmi on the phone at January 17, 2015 09:53 PM (dlVU2)

5 Howzit?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 17, 2015 09:54 PM (T1005)

6 Come on SCOTUS!

make my day

Posted by: 310 pound lesbian ready to get married at January 17, 2015 09:55 PM (N21UI)

7 So I go outside to look at the comet and I see something fiery going over my roof. Initially I thought it was a plane on fire but once I got my binos on it, it was a balloon with some kind of fiery payload hanging below it. Some idiot a few streets away was launching these things.

Posted by: CDR M at January 17, 2015 09:55 PM (93D1V)

8
obama's Pentagon needs to be flushed.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2015 09:55 PM (Po8Ix)

9 I read 1 as eff NY which also works

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at January 17, 2015 09:55 PM (cy2+Y)

10 Notfirst

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at January 17, 2015 09:56 PM (m9V0o)

11 Thanks for the ONT, CDR M.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2015 09:56 PM (u82oZ)

12 8
obama's Pentagon needs to be flushed.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2015 09:55 PM (Po8Ix)


Yes. The flag officers don't seem to find their nads until AFTER they retire. That's friggin' BS.

Posted by: CDR M at January 17, 2015 09:56 PM (93D1V)

13 Hey good evening and yea ONT! What are we drinking?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 17, 2015 09:57 PM (60Vyp)

14 The problem with "gender and migration consultant" is that it never goes away even if the individual in the role gets fired.

Woman I went to school with many years ago, after we parted ways she went Ivy, pedigree out the ass, could have done anything. Anyway, she came aboard a very large research facility as their first diversity specialist. She is horribly unprofessional on social media and nothing short of a perpetually-offended, -ism-baiting spaz. I would not have a job if I behaved like she did - but she'll basically be untouchable given the role she's in. That institution will forever pay one of the unspoken taxes of progressivism by having to employ someone in a role that eats away at actual productive resources or be accused of horrible intolerance.

Posted by: 0302 at January 17, 2015 09:57 PM (BYd9G)

15 Well hell, it has a flight deck for flight operations, so just call it an aircraft carrier.

Posted by: Fabulous Hong at January 17, 2015 09:58 PM (ptuku)

16 Posted by: CDR M at January 17, 2015 09:55 PM (93D1V)

They used to do that shit in San Francisco all of the time. I think they still do, and it's a bit disturbing, but mostly harmless.

Unless you mind house fires and brush fires, in which case you are an insensitive, heteronormative, white-privileged racist.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2015 09:58 PM (Zu3d9)

17 Cement Head Wessly Clark had 4 stars


not much else to be said about some things

Posted by: 310 pound lesbian ready to get married at January 17, 2015 09:58 PM (N21UI)

18 Hello ONT people

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 09:59 PM (RMo/a)

19 15 Well hell, it has a flight deck for flight operations, so just call it an aircraft carrier.
Posted by: Fabulous Hong at January 17, 2015 09:58 PM (ptuku)


Heh. Break out the 'ol CV class for LCS.

Posted by: CDR M at January 17, 2015 09:59 PM (93D1V)

20 LCS.

Screw it....call it a damned battleship.

12 16" guns.....that can't be a bad thing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2015 09:59 PM (Zu3d9)

21 "Then there is the remake of Escape From New York. At least John Carpenter is involved with it. So who should play Snake Plissken? Gerard Butler?"

IIRC, there was talk of an EfNY remake with Gerald Butler in the middle 2000's after 300 was a success. Fortunately those talks fell through until now.

There is a kind of unofficial Snake Plissken in Space movie called Lockout (2012). Guy Pierce plays the Plissken-like character (but he's more witty in this) who has to infiltrate a space prison to rescue the President's daughter from criminals. It's not a great movie, but it's not bad either.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 17, 2015 10:00 PM (d7XFS)

22 Unless you mind house fires and brush fires, in which case you are an insensitive, heteronormative, white-privileged racist.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2015 09:58 PM (Zu3d9)

One of the balloons maybe cleared my roof by 50 feet. It didn't get as high as most of the others.

Posted by: CDR M at January 17, 2015 10:00 PM (93D1V)

23 Posted by: Thrawn at January 17, 2015 10:00 PM (d7XFS)


Ahh, that was the name of that movie. I was waiting to watch it on HBO or something but forgot to look for it.

Posted by: CDR M at January 17, 2015 10:01 PM (93D1V)

24 17 Cement Head Wessly Clark had 4 stars

not much else to be said about some things
Posted by: 310 pound lesbian ready to get married at January 17, 2015 09:58 PM (N21UI)

Wesley Clark, that dude who almost got us into a shooting war with Russia during the Kosovo campaign over a stupid airport?

What a waste of skin and air.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 17, 2015 10:02 PM (d7XFS)

25 There is a kind of unofficial Snake Plissken in Space movie called Lockout (2012). Guy Pierce plays the Plissken-like character (but he's more witty in this) who has to infiltrate a space prison to rescue the President's daughter from criminals. It's not a great movie, but it's not bad either.


Maggie Grace is in it. It's "Taken: In Space"


Posted by: EC at January 17, 2015 10:02 PM (doBIb)

26 Unless you mind house fires and brush fires, in which case you are an insensitive, heteronormative, white-privileged racist.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2015

As long as there is no heavy lifting and the hours are 9-5, I'll take it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 10:02 PM (RMo/a)

27 What are those tall metal poles called? The ones they run up the backside of a mannequin at a store to keep it standing up straight? I forget what they are called, but James Taylor looks like he could have used one. All I saw in that video was the top of his bald hippie head.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 17, 2015 10:02 PM (NeFrd)

28 12 16" guns.....that can't be a bad thing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2015 09:59 PM (Zu3d9)


Yeah but LCS has only has like 10 9mm handguns operational at this time.

Posted by: CDR M at January 17, 2015 10:02 PM (93D1V)

29 Yes. The flag officers don't seem to find their nads until AFTER they retire. That's friggin' BS.

Posted by: CDR M at January 17, 2015 09:56 PM (93D1V)

Sweet retirement and a slot on a board of directors in a defense contractor shop or tin cup on a corner--tough choice!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 17, 2015 10:03 PM (ftVQq)

30 Ahh, that was the name of that movie. I was waiting to watch it on HBO or something but forgot to look for it.
Posted by: CDR M at January 17, 2015 10:01 PM (93D1V)

I watched it on Netflix. It should still be there, if you have access to that service.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 17, 2015 10:03 PM (d7XFS)

31 Fire balloons?

A very special kind of stupid.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 10:03 PM (MQEz6)

32 Aw, frig it.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 17, 2015 10:03 PM (NeFrd)

33 Posted by: CDR M at January 17, 2015 10:00 PM (93D1V)

Yeah....I can see why you would be a tad put off.

By the way, the ONT might be abbreviated, but it's still pretty good.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (gender and migration consultant) at January 17, 2015 10:03 PM (Zu3d9)

34 Yeah but LCS has only has like 10 9mm handguns operational at this time.
Posted by: CDR M at January 17, 2015 10:02 PM (93D1V)

Isn't the true name of the LCS - "Little Crappy Ship"?

Posted by: Thrawn at January 17, 2015 10:03 PM (d7XFS)

35 Is Carpenter directing? It's possible to remake EFNY and do it well, but, they're gonna be up against it to do that. I'm not sure EFNY as a remake could benefit from a "what if it was done today" kind of novelty, even if done well. Dunno. It's not that kind of classic. Best left as a part of it's time. In any event, perhaps Mark Wahlberg to fill in for Kurt. Though the Plissken role might not be ideally suited for Wahlberg.

Posted by: otho at January 17, 2015 10:03 PM (tBSrv)

36 Saw Gone Girl last night with the wife. Meh.

Posted by: CDR M at January 17, 2015 10:04 PM (93D1V)

37 Yeah but LCS has only has like 10 9mm handguns operational at this time.


And the safeties are all glued to "safe".

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2015 10:04 PM (doBIb)

38 Kerry should be thankful the MSM ignored his stupid.



World class stupid. Embarrassing beyond mention.



BUT, James Taylor did get to plug his upcoming Paris tour in April, so all was not lost.



Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:04 PM (0FSuD)

39 Hey good evening and yea ONT! What are we drinking?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 17, 2015 09:57 PM (60Vyp)


Macallan 10.

Posted by: CQD at January 17, 2015 10:04 PM (G8YYJ)

40 1 Gerard Butler already said no to EFNY.

Smart move. Kurt Russell IS snake plissken.

And CDR M, X-files isn't a re-boot start over. It'll be a limited series like 24 was, down to the original stars. I've seen recent interviews where Duchovny is now onboard with new Xfiles. And the truth about what was out there never did get revealed. Could be good. And even if its just decent, that would be better than most of what's on the boobeh tube.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2015 10:04 PM (hufDb)

41 Snake Plissken should be played by that asian dude from the Hangover movies.

Posted by: fastfreefall at January 17, 2015 10:04 PM (pqOzY)

42 CDR M, I call bullshit on you and Bill Cowan. You don't know who you are talking about.

I personally know Ken Dahl and have known him for nearly 30 years. He is as straight an arrow as they come. I guarantee that the 15-6 investigation is going to lay out the facts.

No one can say what the chain of command will do with it, but the report is going to be completely factual.

For what it's worth, he is the Deputy Commander of I Corps and Fort Lewis, Washington. That is a retirement job. He isn't going anywhere further career-wise, and he knows it, and the Chief of Staff knows it, too, which I'm sure figures into why he was assigned to do the investigation.

If you think you have some inside information or that Bill Cowan is doing anything other than talking out of his ass, which he does frequently, I'd love to hear your facts. Otherwise, this is a gratuitous smear on someone who did nothing to earn it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 17, 2015 10:04 PM (5f5bM)

43 27 Muldoon

A spine?

So could the GOPe.

Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at January 17, 2015 10:04 PM (1brdf)

44 Screw it....call it a damned battleship.

12 16" guns.....that can't be a bad thing.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2015 09:59 PM (Zu3d9)

No teak deck. Not going to happen.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:05 PM (0FSuD)

45 You would think that James Taylor would have better foreign policy instincts than the Secretariat of State.

Because I know that potted plants do.

Posted by: t-bird at January 17, 2015 10:05 PM (FcR7P)

46 41 Snake Plissken should be played by that asian dude from the Hangover movies.
Posted by: fastfreefall at January 17, 2015 10:04 PM (pqOzY)



"See ya later, gay boys!"

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2015 10:05 PM (doBIb)

47 Hey Muldoon, the war memoirs you posted earlier were great, thanks for putting them up.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2015 10:06 PM (1Y+hH)

48 10 9mm handguns operational at this time.

Posted by: CDR M at January 17, 2015 10:02 PM (93D1V)

Hah!

Wait....shit! You aren't joking.

[HMS Hood might be a good case study for these idiots]


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2015 10:06 PM (Zu3d9)

49 I luv's me some 'bush fires'

Posted by: 311 pound lesbian at January 17, 2015 10:06 PM (N21UI)

50 41 Snake Plissken should be played by that asian dude from the Hangover movies.
Posted by: fastfreefall at January 17, 2015 10:04 PM (pqOzY)

"I thought you'd be taller; Heard you were dead".

Posted by: Thrawn at January 17, 2015 10:06 PM (d7XFS)

51 Macallan 10.


Posted by: CQD at January 17, 2015 10:04 PM (G8YYJ)

You can't hide money. I drinking cheap white wine. Not a big scotch guy.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:06 PM (0FSuD)

52 A spine?


****

Oh yeah! That's the word I was looking for.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 17, 2015 10:07 PM (NeFrd)

53 if you see a little house at the side of the road with a burned-up roof it's a -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ktmBB1D3o

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2015 10:07 PM (AVEe1)

54 41 Snake Plissken should be played by that asian dude from the Hangover movies.
Posted by: fastfreefall at January 17, 2015 10:04 PM (pqOzY)

Talking raccoon.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 10:08 PM (MQEz6)

55 >>Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney


hey big boy, you wanna party?

Posted by: 311 pound lesbian at January 17, 2015 10:08 PM (N21UI)

56 54

Ho Lee Fuque - a MUMR sighting??!!

Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at January 17, 2015 10:08 PM (1brdf)

57 54

Ho Lee Fuque - a MUMR sighting??!!

Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at January 17, 2015 10:08 PM (1brdf)

58 btw, the only thing good about the second Plissken movie, Escape from LA, was Bruce Campbell as the "Surgeon General of Beverly Hills".

If you want to know, Lockout is better than that abomination, although I'd also say that I got more pleasure watching "Ghost Shark" than Escape from LA.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 17, 2015 10:08 PM (d7XFS)

59 I'm a thinkin' PC is more appropriate than FF. At least they are a step above YC.
Really, who the hell is designing these things and can I get whatever they are smoking? Wait, I live in Washington state. Never mind.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at January 17, 2015 10:09 PM (uPxUo)

60 Wow, I forget how heavy a S W 357 is. I need to go fire this damn thing.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:09 PM (0FSuD)

61 The robot is back.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2015 10:09 PM (1Y+hH)

62 WooHoo - my first DP!

(uh, double post, ya pervs!)

Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at January 17, 2015 10:10 PM (1brdf)

63 Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:06 PM (0FSuD)

Flying Dog "Kujo Imperial Coffee Stout" here. I will drink this one again, unlike some other Flying Dog crap I have tried.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 17, 2015 10:10 PM (ftVQq)

64 Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 17, 2015 10:04 PM (5f5bM)


I didn't say I had inside information. Talk to Cowan for what he wrote. Knowing how this administration works, I guarantee you that pressure has been brought to bear. Gen. Dahl may very well have turned in an honest report. Will we see that report? But he's not the one making the decision either. Gen. Milley is right?

Posted by: CDR M at January 17, 2015 10:10 PM (93D1V)

65 Who the hell would replace Harry Dean Stanton? Better yet, how could you replace Harry Dean Stanton?

Posted by: otho at January 17, 2015 10:10 PM (tBSrv)

66 MUMR on the late night shift? WTF? Axe paying late night?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:10 PM (0FSuD)

67 66 Who the hell would replace Harry Dean Stanton? Better yet, how could you replace Harry Dean Stanton?
Posted by: otho at January 17, 2015 10:10 PM (tBSrv)



Chris Rock could replace Chef...I mean The Duke.

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2015 10:11 PM (doBIb)

68 67 'I wish they'd make a porn version of Home Alone.'
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 17, 2015 10:10 PM

I'm sure they have. You should go search the interwebz for it. Then watch it. Then fap yourself into a coma.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2015 10:12 PM (hufDb)

69 68 66 Who the hell would replace Harry Dean Stanton? Better yet, how could you replace Harry Dean Stanton?
Posted by: otho at January 17, 2015 10:10 PM (tBSrv)


Chris Rock could replace Chef...I mean The Duke.
Posted by: EC at January 17, 2015 10:11 PM (doBIb)

it has taken this long to get to the Barbeau matter.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 10:12 PM (MQEz6)

70 I've read quite a few reports by various Bergdahl teammates, plus he left a freakin' note -- I'd like to think that it just ain't possible to make all that go away...

But now I'm not sure. Maybe their coverup fu IS that strong.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 17, 2015 10:13 PM (kGDUe)

71 Well there are two types of LCS. Freedom and Independence.

Call one a Frigger One and the other one a Frigger Two. Or just call it all off.

I saw on Natl Geo some of the sea trial tests of the 57mm guns, balky and just why? And no short range missile until 2020. But the USN, which has less than 300 true combat ships, is supposed to buy 32 of these over-priced tinker-toy targets.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2015 10:13 PM (tPV+t)

72 63 WooHoo - my first DP!

(uh, double post, ya pervs!)
Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at January

Diet Pepsi
PerV

//

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 10:13 PM (RMo/a)

73 So, update to the Morning thread from this morning, regarding my sister and the Kentucky Derby baby shower.

Mom and I tried talking her into a classic children's literature baby shower instead. She is a smart gal. And we both spent a large chunk of our childhood summers at the library. She likes to read.

I kid you not. The response was baffling. I don't know if she read it on some hippy dippy website, or if it was put in her head by some hippy dippy friend, but it came from somewhere. There's no way she came up with it on her own.

Anyway, I guess all her friends have had whimsical baby showers. And, book showers are, and I quote, "pretentious." That's right, folks. Storybooks are pretentious. As she explained it, it implies that your child is going to be a reader and be learned. And, it says to your guests that you are thinking of your child as a future intellectual, not as "just a child with no expectations"

I mean, we aren't talking Shakespeare here. We're talking Cat in the Hat and Curious George. I can't believe we have reached a point where children's literature is considered pretentious, and even non-psychos like my sister can fall into the trap of not wanting to come across as offensive to people.

Lord help us all.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 17, 2015 10:13 PM (RLev8)

74 it has taken this long to get to the Barbeau matter.


Christina Hendricks.

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2015 10:13 PM (doBIb)

75 Wtf? Usually comments disappear, not get pushed down.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2015 10:13 PM (hufDb)

76 Damn. Now I have to work tonight.

Posted by: TB3K at January 17, 2015 10:13 PM (93D1V)

77 Better yet, how could you replace Harry Dean Stanton?

Or Adrienne Barbeau

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 17, 2015 10:14 PM (W5DcG)

78 I had to suffer through another homily by an ancient hippie regurgitating the Communist Manifesto tonight.

Collection basket? Stiffed 'em.

Does anyone know of an Orthodox Roman Catholic Church? Seriously? Maybe Opus Dei?

Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at January 17, 2015 10:14 PM (c+gwp)

79 Posted by: CQD at January 17, 2015 10:04 PM (G8YYJ)

*fistbump* Glen Moranjie here.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 17, 2015 10:14 PM (60Vyp)

80 Witness the manic phase in full glory.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 10:14 PM (MQEz6)

81 Chris Rock could replace Chef...I mean The Duke.

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2015 10:11 PM

There's only one man for the job, if he isn't too old... Keith. Fucking. David.

Posted by: otho at January 17, 2015 10:14 PM (tBSrv)

82 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2015 10:13 PM (tPV+t)

Thought tinker toys were banned along with erector sets

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 10:14 PM (RMo/a)

83 Obama is not nervous or scared of this - he's gotten clean away with far, far worse. This is just another opportunity for him to insult, outrage and hurt the military - and ultimately, to discourage our military every way he can. The spirit of Frank Nitty and Al Capone is alive and well and sitting in the White House.

Posted by: Pliny the Elder at January 17, 2015 10:14 PM (i5wUE)

84 Posted by: CDR M at January 17, 2015 10:10 PM (93D1V)

Unless there is some "Inside Baseball" stuff I missed, Cowan's article seems reasonable. Obviously he does not like Bergdahl's behavior, but most people don't.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2015 10:14 PM (Zu3d9)

85 MUMR is really the Lace Wig guy. Seriously. Who else would be that fucking crazy. Sadly the co blogs have gone to bed, so he can just post to his hearts delight.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:15 PM (0FSuD)

86

Navy sources said a decision on what hull numbers the ships will carry has yet to be made. There are several possibilities - if the ships pick up with the frigate series, the next number available is FF 1099.


Am I the only one who has noticed the Navy's cunning plan ... to use the power of the IRS?

Diabolical ...

Posted by: Arbalest at January 17, 2015 10:15 PM (FlRtG)

87 I wish they'd make a porn version of Home Alone.'


Harry Reid in that?



gotta spot for me?

Posted by: 311 pound lesbian at January 17, 2015 10:15 PM (N21UI)

88 82 Chris Rock could replace Chef...I mean The Duke.

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2015 10:11 PM

There's only one man for the job, if he isn't too old... Keith. Fucking. David.
Posted by: otho at January 17, 2015 10:14 PM (tBSrv)



Oh hell yeah. Good call.


Or maybe Terry Crews?

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2015 10:15 PM (doBIb)

89 We have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House.

Posted by: John McCain at January 17, 2015 10:16 PM (LoIJo)

90 81
Witness the manic phase in full glory.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 10:14 PM (MQEz6)


Isn't this very much like the story of Obama?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 17, 2015 10:16 PM (T1005)

91 Al Capone rides AGAIN!

Posted by: FRANK NITTY at January 17, 2015 10:16 PM (i5wUE)

92 Sadly the co blogs have gone to bed, so he can just post to his hearts delight.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:15 PM (0FSuD)


Ahem.

Posted by: TB3K at January 17, 2015 10:16 PM (93D1V)

93 But the USN, which has less than 300 true combat ships, is supposed to buy 32 of these over-priced tinker-toy targets.

But whoever makes them loves it. And if you oppose it then you must hate the troops.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 17, 2015 10:16 PM (W5DcG)

94 By calling it a frigate the LCS Mafia hopes to head off the FFGX design studies that will replace it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2015 10:16 PM (tPV+t)

95 77 Damn. Now I have to work tonight.
Posted by: TB3K at January 17, 2015 10:13 PM (93D1V)

I can make you a manhattan. It'll make work more fun. Or I have some crown royal.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2015 10:17 PM (hufDb)

96

Sometimes you need more than just a friend...


Like a platoon brought in by Air Cav.

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at January 17, 2015 10:17 PM (LoIJo)

97 87 I wish they'd make a porn version of Home Alone.'


Harry Reid in that?



gotta spot for me?
Posted by: 311 pound lesbian at January 17, 2015 10:15 PM (N21UI)

Look what ya did you fat butch.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 10:17 PM (RMo/a)

98 Ahem.

Posted by: TB3K at January 17, 2015 10:16 PM (93D1V)

Nice, hit the switch be done with the bitch.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:18 PM (0FSuD)

99 "Europeans not amused by John Kerry's performance."

Actually they are. The Russians are still laughing about it.
French satirists get slaughtered and the secretary of state brings a has-been pop singer to sing Kumbaya.

It doesn't get any more pathetic than this. Yale grad.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2015 10:18 PM (UlDux)

100 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2015 10:07 PM (AVEe1)

That was well done, loved it.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2015 10:19 PM (1Y+hH)

101 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2015 10:07 PM (AVEe1)

That was well done, loved it.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2015 10:19 PM (1Y+hH)

102 100 "Europeans not amused by John Kerry's performance."

Actually they are. The Russians are still laughing about it.
French satirists get slaughtered and the secretary of state brings a has-been pop singer to sing Kumbaya.

It doesn't get any more pathetic than this. Yale grad.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2015 10:18 PM (UlDux)

Careful now.

Ebola has two more years to try and top last week.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 10:19 PM (MQEz6)

103 Gen. Dahl may very well have turned in an honest
report. Will we see that report? But he's not the one making the
decision either. Gen. Milley is right?

Posted by: CDR M at January 17, 2015 10:10 PM (93D1V)

*******************
Correct, the General Court Martial Convening Authority would make that decision. As I noted, "No one can say what the chain of command will do with it, but the report is going to be completely factual."
You made the decision to post the smear, however. Take responsibility.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 17, 2015 10:19 PM (5f5bM)

104 Dude is spazzin' out. Yeesh.

Posted by: TB3K at January 17, 2015 10:19 PM (93D1V)

105 98 Ahem.

Posted by: TB3K at January 17, 2015 10:16 PM (93D1V)

Nice, hit the switch be done with the bitch.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:18 PM

Keep the change you filthy animal

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 10:20 PM (RMo/a)

106 I think this applies to something that is posting here.

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/selection-du-weekend-123-5.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2015 10:20 PM (tPV+t)

107 I have always hated james taylor, seeing him sing with john kerry gently swaying back and forth next to him as part of some retarded state department apology mission only makes me hate him more.

who knew lurch could dance?

Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 10:20 PM (iBXmZ)

108 Tried to go to bed earlier and fall asleep. FAIL.

Wassup, you crazy bastards and ettes?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:20 PM (FsuaD)

109 It doesn't get any more pathetic than this. Yale grad.



Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2015 10:18 PM (UlDux)

And a singer declared insane by his draft board.

Good combination.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:20 PM (0FSuD)

110 Speaking of the meth shack, MuMR's a regular

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2015 10:20 PM (AVEe1)

111 Oh hell yeah. Good call. Or maybe Terry Crews?

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2015 10:15 PM

Yep. That was the only other dude I considered could do it justice. KFD would NAIL that shit like the boss he is, but, TC could handle it. It wouldn't piss me off if he did the Duke.

Posted by: otho at January 17, 2015 10:21 PM (tBSrv)

112 Adrienne Barbeau =
Kelly Brook
or
Selma Hyak



??

Posted by: # key at January 17, 2015 10:21 PM (N21UI)

113 Maine Coons are huge. Even the females.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2015 10:21 PM (MDgS8)

114 God bless?????


MUMR...the hell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:21 PM (FsuaD)

115 110
Tried to go to bed earlier and fall asleep. FAIL.

Wassup, you crazy bastards and ettes?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:20 PM (FsuaD)


You are!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 17, 2015 10:21 PM (T1005)

116 so apparently the same clown that made the decision to skip the stupid unity rally made the decision to have james taylor do singing telegram apology diplomacy.

Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 10:22 PM (iBXmZ)

117 114
Maine Coons are huge. Even the females.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2015 10:21 PM (MDgS

What? I am from Chicago.

Posted by: Moochie at January 17, 2015 10:22 PM (0FSuD)

118 107 I have always hated james taylor, seeing him sing with john kerry gently swaying back and forth next to him as part of some retarded state department apology mission only makes me hate him more.

who knew lurch could dance?
Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 10:20 PM (iBXmZ)

John Kerry vs. ISIS dance off for Iraq.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 10:22 PM (MQEz6)

119 109 Tried to go to bed earlier and fall asleep. FAIL.
Wassup, you crazy bastards and ettes?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:20 PM (

Well speaking of crazy, MUMR took too many happy pills tonight.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2015 10:23 PM (hufDb)

120 hi CDR M
great ONT as usual!

Posted by: chemjeff at January 17, 2015 10:23 PM (9GG/0)

121 Wassup, you crazy bastards and ettes?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:20 PM (FsuaD)

Welcome back. Things are quite nice so far. Well, MUMR is about, but the scroll thingie works.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2015 10:23 PM (1Y+hH)

122 wb Jane!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 17, 2015 10:23 PM (OsWis)

123 John Kerry vs. ISIS dance off for Iraq.

500 Quatloo on VagISIL

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2015 10:23 PM (tPV+t)

124 Pixy won't let me copy and paste what YOU WROTE above. It starts with Sadly. That is a direct smear on MG Dahl, and you have NO BASIS for making that assertion.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 17, 2015 10:23 PM (5f5bM)

125 Shakes head.
Wtf is wrong with that scitzo

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 10:23 PM (RMo/a)

126 Juvenile to the nth degree. Kerry and Taylor, Bergdahl, and all of the rest.

I pray for the day that we have adults in charge and kitties.

Posted by: Cheri at January 17, 2015 10:23 PM (ZFPMM)

127 Great interview with Taya Kyle on Hannity (which is now over). What a beautiful, courageous woman.

Chris' dad breaks my heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:24 PM (FsuaD)

128 126,

Insane in the membrane.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 17, 2015 10:24 PM (OsWis)

129 About Bergdahl - why would anybody above O-5 be involved? Stack some low-level shit like being 'AWOL' for a day and whatever else he did and his O-3 could do it, then move onto a Chapter 15 Misconduct Discharge (other than honorable). So, yeah, he could be charged with desertion by some 4-star, but he could also be charged by the janitor with puking on the floor and not cleaning it up (and still be tossed out).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 17, 2015 10:24 PM (NaeCR)

130 Hi Jane

Posted by: Cheri at January 17, 2015 10:24 PM (ZFPMM)

131 MUmr escaped from his "room" again.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2015 10:25 PM (MDgS8)

132 129,

It's all about the JEF.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 17, 2015 10:25 PM (OsWis)

133 Did I once hear something about an auto-changer that changes everything MUMR says into random insulting slogans? If so, can the random insulting slogan list be expanded?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 17, 2015 10:25 PM (T1005)

134 will NRO get behing Jeb or Mitt this go around?



hmmm

Posted by: # key at January 17, 2015 10:25 PM (N21UI)

135 "...seeing him sing with john kerry gently swaying back and forth..."

I had no idea and I'm glad I missed the shame of seeing that.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2015 10:25 PM (1Y+hH)

136 the is a funny blooper reel from GOTG that has four characters doing a dance-off.

Zoe has some nice moves.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 10:26 PM (MQEz6)

137 A couple of weeks ago, some former general told some talking head on Fox that the Bergdahl report would come out on the 16th. And it would indeed say that Bergdahl was a deserter.

When will our Congress get the balls to demand the report?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:26 PM (FsuaD)

138 #42 Ceaser North,
What seems to be your major malfunction?
He linked to a FOX NEWS article.
He did not write it, he did not editorialize about it.
He just linked it
Calm the fcuk down...

Posted by: ChrisP at January 17, 2015 10:26 PM (N4UoZ)

139 Going to see American Sniper tomorrow. Thoughts?

Posted by: Cheri at January 17, 2015 10:26 PM (ZFPMM)

140 but the big thing about the James Taylor/John Kerry thing, is that if any Republican SoS had done this, it would not only be a laughingstock, but a *scandal*


Posted by: chemjeff at January 17, 2015 10:26 PM (9GG/0)

141 129 I'm inclined to agree with you, but unfortunately there is precedent for this sort of thing getting elevated to the national level. See PFC Garwood.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 17, 2015 10:26 PM (5f5bM)

142 Considering we still don't have the truth on Benghazi...the bar is set low for my expectations that we will ever actually get the story of Berghdal

Posted by: TickledPink at January 17, 2015 10:26 PM (RLev8)

143 Great interview with Taya Kyle on Hannity (which is now over). What a beautiful, courageous woman.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:24 PM (FsuaD)

she is bad ass, I don't think she is even a Texan either

Posted by: # key at January 17, 2015 10:27 PM (N21UI)

144 ChrisP, he certainly did editorialize. The intro is more accusatory than the article is. The only reason I don't just let it go is that in this case I know the person involved, and he does not deserve it after more than 32 years of honorable service.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 17, 2015 10:28 PM (5f5bM)

145 As much as I do hate john kerry, I do have to give him some props. A lot of people said he would never work after he left the Addams Family but he did manage to have a whole nother career even if less distinguished than his acting days.

Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 10:28 PM (iBXmZ)

146 Jane, surely you jest, congress/balls in the same sentence?,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 10:28 PM (RMo/a)

147 BBIAB. See if I can spot Comet LoveJoy tonight.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2015 10:28 PM (tPV+t)

148 139
Going to see American Sniper tomorrow. Thoughts?


Posted by: Cheri at January 17, 2015 10:26 PM (ZFPMM)

Wait till next week, it will be crowded this week.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:29 PM (0FSuD)

149 139
Going to see American Sniper tomorrow. Thoughts?


Posted by: Cheri at January 17, 2015 10:26 PM (ZFPMM)


Unless you're a recent vet, don't go. Or take one with you. That's from what I'm hearing from vets.


Vets need to go together. Not with civilian friends. The combat scenes are too realistic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:29 PM (FsuaD)

150 Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 10:28 PM (iBXmZ)

Addams family? I thought he was Francis Talking a,use?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 10:30 PM (RMo/a)

151 she is bad ass, I don't think she is even a Texan either
Posted by: # key at January 17, 2015 10:27 PM (N21UI)

It helps to grow up there or spend a lot of time there, but being Texan is more a state of mind than location.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2015 10:30 PM (1Y+hH)

152 Saturday Night ONT Compliance Pics - Part 1

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/556485952202612737

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/556486143559368704

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/556486509101342720

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/556486886303490049

Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2015 10:30 PM (GrXXa)

153 Dammit!

I can't 'squinch out' the margins on the TouchPad to be able to read this ONT! for some reason.

Phone, yeah, but that doesn't help.

Whaa!!!

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 17, 2015 10:31 PM (4DCSq)

154 I find it funny how after being lectured for years how Kerry spoke fluent French he didn't utter a word while apologizing to the French people.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at January 17, 2015 10:31 PM (A1Dcl)

155 oh and go Packers !!

Posted by: # key at January 17, 2015 10:32 PM (N21UI)

156 "Sofia Vergara is God showing off" - alexthechick

"Sofia Vergara is God spiking the ball in the end zone" - me

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/556487770299170816

Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2015 10:32 PM (GrXXa)

157 *pops another melatonin*

I seriously need a good night's sleep. Need to be up early.

Ugh. Normally, I'd fall asleep watching a really good movie.

I'll bet my two men are sleeping soundly in tents in the N. GA mountains right now. Snoring. Loudly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:32 PM (FsuaD)

158 Mule

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 10:32 PM (RMo/a)

159 Obama doubling down, wants more taxes on rich. He only has one play book, agitate agitate.



The chances he gets new taxes in an Republican congress are ZERO. He knows that, so why does he stick his fcuking finger in congress's eye?



HE'S a DICKHEAD.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:32 PM (0FSuD)

160 Hoooorde!

What's shaking tonight?

Posted by: DC in River City at January 17, 2015 10:33 PM (e+1S5)

161 I'll bet my two men are sleeping soundly in tents in the N. GA mountains right now. Snoring. Loudly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:32 PM (FsuaD)

any chance whisky was

Posted by: # key at January 17, 2015 10:33 PM (N21UI)

162 Obama has already made his decision about Bergdhal and no report that criticizes Obama will be released.

Doesn't matter who writes the report.

Posted by: Fabulous Hong at January 17, 2015 10:33 PM (ptuku)

163 I'll bet my two men are sleeping soundly in tents in the N. GA mountains right now. Snoring. Loudly.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:32 PM (FsuaD)

It will be cold up there, that is a given.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:33 PM (0FSuD)

164 A book themed baby shower is pretentious and a Kentucky derby themed baby shower isn't? Ugh, I give up. Baby showers already have a theme.

Posted by: no good deed at January 17, 2015 10:34 PM (w3a0Z)

165 160 Hoooorde!
What's shaking tonight?
Posted by: DC in River City at January 17, 2015 10:33 PM

Adrienne Barbeau's rack in escape from new york

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2015 10:34 PM (hufDb)

166 Hey, everyone. Today is Mooch's 51 birfday!


Is she no longer fapping material for the 'rons?


*runs*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:34 PM (FsuaD)

167 159 NS

> The chances he gets new taxes in an Republican congress are ZERO.

It's cute that you think that.

Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at January 17, 2015 10:34 PM (1brdf)

168 Saturday Night ONT Compliance Pics - Encore

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/556568477813997568

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/556568697700384768

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/556569008431198209

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/556569246575370240

Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2015 10:34 PM (GrXXa)

169 oh and go Packers !!


Agree....


Hope Rogers is a little quicker.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2015 10:34 PM (MDgS8)

170 Reboots?
While perusing IMDB a few weeks back, I saw that 2015 will see a remake of "Point Break."
Really.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 17, 2015 10:35 PM (JYMMv)

171 @164

Exactly what I thought when she told me I wanted a theme.

I was like, "She's pregnant; Come eat food and bring her a gift." isn't a good enough theme?

Posted by: TickledPink at January 17, 2015 10:35 PM (RLev8)

172 Does anyone know of an Orthodox Roman Catholic Church? Seriously? Maybe Opus Dei?
Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at January 17, 2015 10:14 PM (c+gwp)

The current pope is going to do great damage to the church. He should have been a social worker.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2015 10:35 PM (UlDux)

173 I don't know dick about procurement, but the LCS is a baffling idea.

I wonder if the Navy has thought of assigning a few the LCS for subsurface and air drone deployment.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 17, 2015 10:35 PM (fADgx)

174 139>> Going to see American Sniper tomorrow. Thoughts?
Posted by: Cheri at January 17, 2015 10:26 PM (ZFPMM)

Good movie. Take a Kleenex or a hanky.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 17, 2015 10:36 PM (60Vyp)

175 You just cawwwwl out my naaaame
And yoo knooow wherever I aaame
I'll come runnin' runnin' runnin'
to see you agiiiiiiin

Yewve gawt a freeeennnnnn

* hic *

Posted by: mindful webworker - Top Pop ReBob Records at January 17, 2015 10:36 PM (ACs58)

176 164 A book themed baby shower is pretentious and a Kentucky derby themed baby shower isn't? Ugh, I give up. Baby showers already have a theme.

Posted by: no good deed at
------------------
Well, they've been holding Graduation Ceremonies for kindergarten & first grade for years now...

Posted by: shredded chi at January 17, 2015 10:36 PM (JYMMv)

177 It's too bad a certain cat lady is no longer around to tell us what the current Pope is up to.

In retrospect, she did tell us the last Pope was going to retire. And we mocked her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:36 PM (FsuaD)

178 *throws nerfball in Jane's general direction, grimaces*

Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2015 10:37 PM (1Y+hH)

179 John Fox....oh yeah
See you fools this time next year for the reckoning

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 17, 2015 10:37 PM (xWSkE)

180 a Kentucky derby themed baby shower isn't?
--------------

The Derby shower should feature more interesting hats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 10:37 PM (l1zOH)

181 The current pope is going to do great damage to the church. He should have been a social worker.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2015 10:35 PM (UlDux)



or stasi

Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 10:37 PM (iBXmZ)

182 #172, The current Pope is the epitome of what is wrong with most of South America.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at January 17, 2015 10:37 PM (A1Dcl)

183 166 Hey, everyone. Today is Mooch's 51 birfday!
Is she no longer fapping material for the 'rons?
*runs*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:34 PM (FsuaD)

We're in the "deflation" business together!

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at January 17, 2015 10:37 PM (hufDb)

184 179,

So you think John Fox is going to keep Cutler as starter?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 17, 2015 10:37 PM (OsWis)

185 @168

I hate to say this, but I am getting tried of fake big tits.


The blog "good shit" is done by an old Jewish professor and he sprinkles in TA, but usually they look real.


A good read, the horde would enjoy him, though he is a little liberal.


Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:38 PM (0FSuD)

186 Something tells me kbdabear is a boob man.


Call it my 6th sense.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2015 10:38 PM (MDgS8)

187 Well, they've been holding Graduation Ceremonies for kindergarten & first grade for years now...
Posted by: shredded
----------------

Some friends sent us an invitation to their kid's 1st Birthday Party.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 10:38 PM (l1zOH)

188 178
*throws nerfball in Jane's general direction, grimaces*

Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2015 10:37 PM (1Y+hH)


*catches nerfball* *ponders*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:38 PM (FsuaD)

189 179
John Fox....oh yeah

See you fools this time next year for the reckoning

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 17, 2015 10:37 PM (xWSkE)

Yeah, we fired him what three years ago. Panthers.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:39 PM (0FSuD)

190

Inauguration day Jan. 20, 2017; president for life -
President Jef Dickhead. Alalala Akuabar.



Posted by: Ralph formerlyknownas-CO at January 17, 2015 10:40 PM (FCAbp)

191 178
*throws nerfball in Jane's general direction, grimaces*

Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2015 10:37 PM (1Y+hH)

*catches nerfball* *ponders*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:38 PM (FsuaD)




nerf ball? is meremortal an alias for the retard sean hannity?

Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 10:40 PM (iBXmZ)

192 116 so apparently the same clown that made the decision to skip the stupid unity rally made the decision to have james taylor do singing telegram apology diplomacy.
Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 10:22 PM (iBXmZ)

Next up, a hashtag campaign.
#stopmurderingfrenchies

That'll have the terrorists on the run.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2015 10:40 PM (UlDux)

193
If the R's won't politicize Bergdahl, it doesn't really matter.

Blame obama and his media, but the Republican party has neither the desire nor the will to pursue any of obama's scandals.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2015 10:40 PM (Po8Ix)

194 Something tells me kbdabear is a boob man.


Call it my 6th sense.
Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2015 10:38 PM (MDgS

motorboating a lady's thighs just is not the same...

Posted by: # key at January 17, 2015 10:40 PM (N21UI)

195 Well I think I spotted LoveJoy, a greenish fuzzy point in the night sky.

As for remakes, they are going to re-do Ben-Hur also.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2015 10:40 PM (tPV+t)

196 185 @168

I hate to say this, but I am getting tried of fake big tits.


The blog "good shit" is done by an old Jewish professor and he sprinkles in TA, but usually they look real.


A good read, the horde would enjoy him, though he is a little liberal.


Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:38 PM (0FSuD)

been there

gets a little pedo, I think.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 10:40 PM (MQEz6)

197 184. I think so
Fox will re-establish the running game and mix up the offensive calls which will cut down on turnovers
His main focus will be on the defensive backs which is a joke

Fox has won with much worse

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 17, 2015 10:41 PM (xWSkE)

198 Looks like MUMR can't find a new IP. I hate that for him.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:41 PM (0FSuD)

199 That was as violent as I dared get, Jane. You being a lady and all.

Mooch and fap in the same digital breath?

yikes

Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2015 10:41 PM (1Y+hH)

200 Some friends sent us an invitation to their kid's 1st Birthday Party.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 10:38 PM (l1zOH)


That's just a classless beg for a gift.

We received a birfday invite to my husband's youngest brother's daughter's third birfday. They lived in Atlanta. We were in Chicago. I sent a check, and never received a thank you. Thankfully, younger BIL is divorced from his whacky Paki wife. Bat. Shit. Crazy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:41 PM (FsuaD)

201 Hey, everyone. Today is Mooch's 51 birfday!
Is she no longer fapping material for the 'rons?


For the full Michelle experience, I line my inner palms with sandpaper and shards of glass.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2015 10:42 PM (AVEe1)

202 Whew. I can rest now.

Posted by: TB3K at January 17, 2015 10:42 PM (93D1V)

203 @172

I assure you, the current pope is the least of our worries.

The real damage to the Catholic church comes from the child molesting priests and those Bishops who covered it up. (Sadly my diocese is one of them)

It is also damaged priests and Bishops who have turned their churches and masses into a Sunday morning fundraiser on EWTN. My old parish got so bad, literally every weekend, the homily focused on money. Money and accepting illegal immigration. That was it.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 17, 2015 10:42 PM (RLev8)

204 kbdabear, if you choose to accept this mission...

http://tinyurl.com/pogrkg6

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2015 10:42 PM (tPV+t)

205 Anyone else see American Sniper yet? Saw it tonight and it was as good as advertised. Scattered applause at the end but mostly just quiet, all the way through the credits.

Posted by: Jon in TX at January 17, 2015 10:42 PM (K8ws3)

206 >>>Adrienne Barbeau's rack in escape from new york

You have my full attention.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 17, 2015 10:42 PM (e+1S5)

207 been there



gets a little pedo, I think.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 10:40 PM (MQEz6)

Never noticed that. How so? This place.. http://tinyurl.com/6x3xrv

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:43 PM (0FSuD)

208 Reboots? While perusing IMDB a few weeks back, I saw that 2015 will see a remake of "Point Break." Really.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 17, 2015 10:35 PM

They're out of ideas.

Posted by: otho at January 17, 2015 10:43 PM (tBSrv)

209 That was as violent as I dared get, Jane. You being a lady and all.

Mooch and fap in the same digital breath?

yikes
Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2015 10:41 PM (1Y+hH)




it happens a lot in the comiccon and furry crowds.

Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 10:43 PM (iBXmZ)

210
So, as I was saying earlier...

if you were born prior to or in 1958...

Your birth-year is closer to 1898 than it is to 2015. Yeah, the 19th Century.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2015 10:44 PM (Po8Ix)

211 The Furverts at least keep their costumes on while Yiffing.... *thud-twitch-whimper*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2015 10:44 PM (tPV+t)

212 Jane - Where are they camping?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 10:44 PM (l1zOH)

213 Okay.....


I was willing to give her a break but TickledPink is clearly a troll.

I'm not even Catholic.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2015 10:44 PM (MDgS8)

214 Scattered applause at the end but mostly just quiet, all the way through the credits.
Posted by: Jon in TX at January 17, 2015 10:42 PM (K8ws3)

Got a cousin in Texas who mentioned the same thing. said she couldn't remember such silence in a movie theater at the end, everyone sat quietly through the credits.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2015 10:45 PM (1Y+hH)

215 207 been there



gets a little pedo, I think.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 10:40 PM (MQEz6)

Never noticed that. How so? This place.. http://tinyurl.com/6x3xrv
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:43 PM (0FSuD)

Dude, some of the naked gals there look pretty young and since they could be too young, it's creepy.

Don't care for it.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 10:45 PM (MQEz6)

216
Quick TV Show review: The Man in the High Castle is pretty good. Hope Amazon makes more episodes. Not quite an Ace review but I'm lazy and not gud at wurds and ritin'. Now to read content.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at January 17, 2015 10:45 PM (15w2J)

217 eleven, I would be happy to send you an article from my diocese as proof.

And, are you happy that the Catholic church has turned into indoctrinating people about accepting illegal immigrants? I sure ain't.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 17, 2015 10:46 PM (RLev8)

218 197,

I wish your Bears the best of luck.

Hopefully, del Rio and Co will be what my Raiders need...Tice as OL coach is nice, but wondering who the DC/OC will be.

after over a decade, my optimism is somewhat tempered.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 17, 2015 10:46 PM (OsWis)

219 136 the is a funny blooper reel from GOTG that has four characters doing a dance-off.

Zoe has some nice moves.

I think she's a classically trained ballet dancer.

Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at January 17, 2015 10:47 PM (c+gwp)

220 212
Jane - Where are they camping?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 10:44 PM (l1zOH)


Pine Mountain. Should be a little bit nippy. They have, however, camped on the Appalachian Trail when it was below freezing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:47 PM (FsuaD)

221 Maine Coon FTW.

I think my Kira must be part Maine Coon. She is extraordinarily fluffy.

Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2015 10:47 PM (sdi6R)

222 heya eleven!

So what do you think of Del Rio?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 17, 2015 10:47 PM (OsWis)

223 139 Going to see American Sniper tomorrow. Thoughts?
Posted by: Cheri at January 17, 2015 10:26 PM (ZFPMM)

It was fantastic. I saw it at noon on Friday. I've never seen that many people in a theater in the early afternoon of a weekday.

He calls the enemy savages. Heh.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2015 10:47 PM (UlDux)

224 crap

Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2015 10:47 PM (1Y+hH)

225
If it wasn't so juvenile, I'd call him the Dope.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2015 10:47 PM (Po8Ix)

226 In the desert
you can remember your naaaaame
'Cause there ain't no one
for to give you no paaaaame

* hic *

Posted by: mindful webworker - Top Pop ReBob Records at January 17, 2015 10:48 PM (ACs58)

227 Maybe the Toilet Paper... nah can't be cat litter lady..... could it?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2015 10:48 PM (tPV+t)

228 My bet Jane's boys are here.



http://tinyurl.com/klrycg5

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:48 PM (0FSuD)

229 Guess what movie won't be shown in the White House?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:48 PM (FsuaD)

230 219 136 the is a funny blooper reel from GOTG that has four characters doing a dance-off.

Zoe has some nice moves.

I think she's a classically trained ballet dancer.
Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at January 17, 2015 10:47 PM (c+gwp)

That makes her even hotter.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 10:48 PM (MQEz6)

231 229,

too easy.

Anything patriotic.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 17, 2015 10:49 PM (OsWis)

232 Jane - Wait.., where Callaway Gardens is located?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 10:49 PM (l1zOH)

233 228
My bet Jane's boys are here.



http://tinyurl.com/klrycg5



Not this time. They've got young Scouts with them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:49 PM (FsuaD)

234 230 eman

Un. Possible.

Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at January 17, 2015 10:49 PM (1brdf)

235 ok I have a techie question
so I am using Firefox, and just recently, I have noticed that to the top right of the arrow cursor, the circle icon keeps flashing on and off

does anybody know what might be causing this?

I did a full virus scan and it turned out fine, so I am not sure

Posted by: chemjeff at January 17, 2015 10:49 PM (9GG/0)

236 184 179,

So you think John Fox is going to keep Cutler as starter?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January

Hope so. He's the gift that keeps giving

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 10:49 PM (RMo/a)

237 Cougar and I made a date to go see American Sniper next weekend. I haven't been to a movie theater since that shitty Indiana Jones and the Aliens movie.

What was that, 2007?

Posted by: DC in River City at January 17, 2015 10:50 PM (e+1S5)

238 232
Jane - Wait.., where Callaway Gardens is located?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 10:49 PM (l1zOH)


Yeah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:50 PM (FsuaD)

239 Remake The X-Files? I'm going through the first season on Amazon. They don't need a remake. Just stop Hollywood. Stop.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at January 17, 2015 10:50 PM (15w2J)

240 DC so far in the past two months - White Christmas, Unbroken, and The Wizard of Oz all on the big screen.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2015 10:51 PM (tPV+t)

241 229 Guess what movie won't be shown in the White House?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:48 PM (FsuaD)

True Grit?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 10:51 PM (RMo/a)

242 CDR M... what's happening with your PC power up thing? Exactly what are the symptoms when you turn it on? Is anything happening at all?

Posted by: otho at January 17, 2015 10:51 PM (tBSrv)

243
re: I-93

Fuck the ambulances. I want those terrorists federally charged with interfering with interstate commerce.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2015 10:51 PM (Po8Ix)

244 heya eleven!

So what do you think of Del Rio?



HI SMFH....I like it. I watched the presser and thought he was impressive.

It all depends who he gets for OC/DC though.

If he nails that I will be a happy camper.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2015 10:51 PM (MDgS8)

245 I don't go to theaters any more

creeped out by sitting in the dark w/ strangers.

just wait for the blue-ray/dvd.

But I may go buy tickets to American Sniper for fun, then wait for the dvd

Posted by: # key at January 17, 2015 10:52 PM (N21UI)

246 229
Guess what movie won't be shown in the White House?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:48 PM (FsuaD)

I'll take Birth of a Nation, for a $1000, Alex

http://tinyurl.com/o9jqd74

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:52 PM (0FSuD)

247 38 Kerry should be thankful the MSM ignored his stupid.

The Euro MSM did not, however. Even the Guardian thinks it was a lame, stupid stunt.

However, as a commenter pointed out on a different blog - this is the America the Euros wanted. They were delighted when Obama was elected. So - how ya like him now, Brits and frogs and Krauts and everyone else over there who thought Dubya was just a dumb cowboy?

They wanted a weak America? Well, enjoy.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 17, 2015 10:52 PM (+XMAD)

248 TickledPink is beginning to remind me of a certain...cat lady.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:52 PM (FsuaD)

249 and hi Jane!


229
Guess what movie won't be shown in the White House?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:48 PM (FsuaD)

umm... let me guess.... Airplane?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 17, 2015 10:52 PM (9GG/0)

250 229
Guess what movie won't be shown in the White House?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:48 PM (FsuaD)


any movie where America wins WW2?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 17, 2015 10:53 PM (9GG/0)

251 And, are you happy that the Catholic church has turned into indoctrinating people about accepting illegal immigrants? I sure ain't.


As I said.....I'm not Catholic.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2015 10:53 PM (MDgS8)

252 umm... let me guess.... Airplane?


Posted by: chemjeff at January 17, 2015 10:52 PM (9GG/0)


hehehehehe

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:53 PM (FsuaD)

253 The combat car is interesting.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 17, 2015 10:53 PM (10ydV)

254 244,

it was better than the 49er's presser...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 17, 2015 10:53 PM (OsWis)

255 249 and hi Jane!


229
Guess what movie won't be shown in the White House?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:48 PM (FsuaD)
umm... let me guess.... Airplane?
Posted by: chemjeff at January 17, 2015 10:52 PM (9GG/0)

Independence Day?

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 10:54 PM (MQEz6)

256 They wanted a weak America? Well, enjoy.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 17, 2015 10:52 PM (+XMAD)

we're not weak , just have too many fucko's in power

Posted by: # key at January 17, 2015 10:54 PM (N21UI)

257 eleven,

what's that forum you go to?

I remember signing up there a while ago, just forgot the addy.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 17, 2015 10:55 PM (OsWis)

258 242 CDR M... what's happening with your PC power up thing? Exactly what are the symptoms when you turn it on? Is anything happening at all?
Posted by: otho at January 17, 2015 10:51 PM (tBSrv)

Nothing happens. I already swapped out the power cord and changed the battery on the board. Still have a green light illuminate on the back of the power supply when I plug it in. It is gonna be a bitch to get at the back side of the on/off button on the front side to see if it is the switch that is bad.

Posted by: TB3K at January 17, 2015 10:55 PM (93D1V)

259 Okay, let me rephrase the question. What movie, featuring an American hero, one whose death Obama totally ignored, won't be shown in the White House?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:55 PM (FsuaD)

260 oh man Red Eye is on, I haven't seen this in forever

Posted by: chemjeff at January 17, 2015 10:55 PM (9GG/0)

261 Damn sock.

Posted by: CDR M at January 17, 2015 10:55 PM (93D1V)

262 248 TickledPink is beginning to remind me of a certain...cat lady.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:52 PM (FsuaD)

Hasn't mentioned Glenn Beck yet.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 10:55 PM (MQEz6)

263 244,

it was better than the 49er's presser...



heh....didn't see it but by all accounts it was a trainwreck.

Yorke's been catching hell from the pundits.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2015 10:55 PM (MDgS8)

264 couldn't remember such silence in a movie theater at the end, everyone sat quietly through the credits.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2015 10:45 PM (1Y+hH)


What, no jabbering people on their cell phones?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 17, 2015 10:56 PM (W5DcG)

265 Hasn't mentioned Glenn Beck yet.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 10:55 PM (MQEz6)


True. Check out the previous thread. Goes off on our current military.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:56 PM (FsuaD)

266 the only thing their new HC did was grunt for the most part.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 17, 2015 10:56 PM (OsWis)

267 Glenn Beck is here?


Posted by: # key at January 17, 2015 10:56 PM (N21UI)

268 I have, like, about 50 free passes to a local movie theater chain. My boss loves to give them for Christmas and birthdays and has been doing it for years and there are so few movies I care to see that my passes have stacked up - even though I've given some of them to other people as gifts. None of these theaters are convenient to where I live, which also has something to do with.

However, I'm planning on going to "American Sniper."

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 17, 2015 10:57 PM (+XMAD)

269 265 Hasn't mentioned Glenn Beck yet.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 10:55 PM (MQEz6)

True. Check out the previous thread. Goes off on our current military.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:56 PM (FsuaD)

Yeah, I was there.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 10:57 PM (MQEz6)

270 251 And, are you happy that the Catholic church has turned into indoctrinating people about accepting illegal immigrants? I sure ain't.


As I said.....I'm not Catholic.
Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2015 1

Con Lutheran here. Just looking in at the pope. Better worry about making all nations believers np in Jesus christ and let the social debauchery to the gubmint

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 10:57 PM (RMo/a)

271 154 I find it funny how after being lectured for years how Kerry spoke fluent French he didn't utter a word while apologizing to the French people.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at January 17, 2015 10:31 PM (A1Dcl)

He didn't speak to them in French? That's a lost opportunity. They love it when you try to speak their own language. Even if you do a poor job. They do not like it when we don't even try to speak their language.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2015 10:57 PM (UlDux)

272 258
242 CDR M... what's happening with your PC power up thing? Exactly what
are the symptoms when you turn it on? Is anything happening at all?

Posted by: otho at January 17, 2015 10:51 PM (tBSrv)



Nothing happens. I already swapped out the power cord and changed
the battery on the board. Still have a green light illuminate on the
back of the power supply when I plug it in. It is gonna be a bitch to
get at the back side of the on/off button on the front side to see if it
is the switch that is bad.

Posted by: TB3K at January 17, 2015 10:55 PM (93D1V)


Then don't -- follow the wires to where it connects to the PC board, then try jumpering that -- if the machine starts, it's a bad switch. Drill a hole where it's easier to get to, put in your own switch, and wire it to the PC board.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 17, 2015 10:57 PM (T1005)

273 Red Eye needs some new talent. Love Greg, but still.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:58 PM (FsuaD)

274 Oh, and Birth of a Nation was shown in the White House by the first great liberal democrat, Woodrow Wilson.


Mention that to you liberal buddies.


In case you all don't know about the flick here the take


http://tinyurl.com/l559k

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:58 PM (0FSuD)

275 eleven,

what's that forum you go to?

I remember signing up there a while ago, just forgot the addy.


It's blackreign.net



Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2015 10:58 PM (MDgS8)

276 They wanted a weak America? Well, enjoy.



Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 17, 2015 10:52 PM (+XMAD)

They got an America fit to join the EU!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 17, 2015 10:59 PM (ftVQq)

277 When you're down...and troubled...and you need a helping hand...

Posted by: Jon Carry what served in Vietnam at January 17, 2015 10:59 PM (Dwehj)

278 He didn't speak to them in French? That's a lost
opportunity. They love it when you try to speak their own language. Even
if you do a poor job. They do not like it when we don't even try to
speak their language.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2015 10:57 PM (UlDux)

I may be wrong, but I think protocol says he is not to speak another country's language

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:59 PM (0FSuD)

279 chances Turkey will withdrw from NATO in the next decade?



50/50

Posted by: # key at January 17, 2015 10:59 PM (N21UI)

280
Good Catholics need to stand up and tell the pope and the Vatican to STFU and get their shit together before they start tweeting glib solutions to the world's problems.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2015 11:00 PM (Po8Ix)

281 Hello, Horde.

I didn't go to work last night at the karaoke bar because of this creepin' crud. It's a good thing, too. Someone got shot there last night.

Second look at turning in my resignation?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 17, 2015 11:00 PM (rJUlF)

282 273 Red Eye needs some new talent. Love Greg, but still.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:58 PM (FsuaD)

Red Eye needs PAB and weak buttons.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 11:00 PM (MQEz6)

283
If you're watching this movie, you are probably not in the White House:


Patton.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2015 11:00 PM (1Y+hH)

284 He didn't speak to them in French?
----------------

Did too!

He did speak French, he did..., he did..

Posted by: Marie Harf at January 17, 2015 11:00 PM (l1zOH)

285 248 TickledPink is beginning to remind me of a certain...cat lady.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 10:52 PM (FsuaD)

? Jane, I'm a lapsed catholic. That kinda shit went on in my parish too. Illegal aliens good, white people bad & guilty & need to give more money to take care of them.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2015 11:02 PM (hufDb)

286 It's a good thing, too. Someone got shot there last night.


Must have been a particularly awful performance.

Posted by: Jon Carry what served in Vietnam at January 17, 2015 11:02 PM (Dwehj)

287 Me llamo Juan Kerry.

Parleit vous Espanol?

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 11:02 PM (MQEz6)

288
You know what woulda been funny?

If while that old fag James Taylor was singing next to john kerry You've Got A Friend, Carly Simon busted in the room You're So Vain.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2015 11:02 PM (Po8Ix)

289

However, I'm planning on going to "American Sniper."
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing

I'm guilty. I bitch about my employer at times. But I like the cash bonus. Not a movie theatre guy. Last film I saw was Meet The Fockers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:02 PM (RMo/a)

290 Nothing happens. I already swapped out the power cord and changed the battery on the board. Still have a green light illuminate on the back of the power supply when I plug it in. It is gonna be a bitch to get at the back side of the on/off button on the front side to see if it is the switch that is bad.

Posted by: TB3K at January 17, 2015 10:55 PM

It went from all go, to nothing? I had a long standing problem that kept returning, changed the power box did everyting... turned out to be a loose wire behind the on/off button. Doh. I'm guessing you might have something similar back there. But, the symptoms with mine were "on" splutter, shut down, "on" splutter, shut down... etc. Not sure with just plain dead- nothing, but maybe loose connection/wire, button's dead?

Posted by: otho at January 17, 2015 11:03 PM (tBSrv)

291 I did not see it in the clip in the news but I heard after the song kerry handed out royales with cheese to everyone in attendance.

Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 11:03 PM (iBXmZ)

292 Getting shot in a Karaoke bar.....


What a way to go.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2015 11:03 PM (MDgS8)

293 Someone got shot there last night.

Second look at turning in my resignation?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread
-------------------

Nah...
Expect a little rough-house in the best bars.

Posted by: One Eyed Jake, Proprietor of The Alibi, Biker Bar at January 17, 2015 11:03 PM (l1zOH)

294 OK, one more nip and I am outa here. Go Packers!

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:03 PM (0FSuD)

295
It'd be nice if we could all communicate in song.

The guy who sings Piss Me off, Fucking Jerk! would accompany me wherever I go.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2015 11:04 PM (Po8Ix)

296 What a way to go.
Posted by: eleven
------------

Better than choking on arugula.

Posted by: One Eyed Jake, Proprietor of The Alibi, Biker Bar at January 17, 2015 11:04 PM (l1zOH)

297 292 Getting shot in a Karaoke bar.....


What a way to go.
Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2015 11:03 PM (MDgS

There has to a be song in there somewhere.
Someone get Weird Al on the phone.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 17, 2015 11:04 PM (rJUlF)

298 I went for a walk in a local park today to get back up to my three mile/day power walk. Yay, New Year.

I saw these birds (no kidding):

sea gulls, pelicans, great egrets, lesser egrets, cattle egrets, cormorants, Canada geese, swans, various ducks who have come south to winter, a crane, and a rooster(?!).

I may have left a couple off. But still.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 11:05 PM (FsuaD)

299 293 Someone got shot there last night.

Second look at turning in my resignation?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread
-------------------

Nah...
Expect a little rough-house in the best bars.
Posted by: One Eyed Jake, Proprietor of The Alibi, Biker Bar at January 17, 2015 11:03 PM (l1zOH)

Ya gotta do "Thrift Shop" just right.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 11:05 PM (MQEz6)

300 Achmed's got a friend.

Posted by: Jon Carry what served in Vietnam at January 17, 2015 11:05 PM (Dwehj)

301 The guy who sings Piss Me off, Fucking Jerk! would accompany me wherever I go.

I can manage "Unclef*cker" and that's about it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at January 17, 2015 11:05 PM (m9V0o)

302 apparently kerrys first choice was to have someone sing the I'd Like to Buy the World a Coke song and have bill cosby show up and give everyone a poke and a smile.

Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 11:05 PM (iBXmZ)

303 I like "She Fcking Hates Me" by Puddle of Mud.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2015 11:05 PM (MDgS8)

304 It'd be nice if we could all communicate in song.
---------------

There was a character in Vonnegut's 'Breakfast of Champions' who communicated by tap-dancing and farting. It ended badly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:06 PM (l1zOH)

305 270 251 And, are you happy that the Catholic church has turned into indoctrinating people about accepting illegal immigrants?

I'm Catholic and I have not been indoctrinated. I go to church to pray and hear the gospel and take Communion. I am not bound to agree with them on immigration or the wonderfulness of Islam or politcal issues in general (except for abortion, which is a mortal sin) - only the basic doctrine.

The good thing about old Catholic churches is if the priest starts talking like a SJW there are plenty of things to look at -statues, stained glass windows, the Stations of the Cross....

The priest at the Latin Mass I sometimes attends give a good old fashioned sermon. I like that. So does his (mainly young, John Paul II generation) congregation.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 17, 2015 11:06 PM (+XMAD)

306 I guess...and this is coming from a Catholic's point of view...we see the Pope as kind of...a far off ruler. The priests and bishops in the diocese and the Cardinals on a bigger scale are the ones making the decisions, implementing those decision.

And, I think there is a massive disconnect between Rome and some local parish in Omaha or wherever. If a priest wants to talk about money every single Sunday, they can. Theoretically, yes, parishioners can raise concerns to bishops, and maybe something can happen on a diocesan level. But, usually things don't escalate past that level.

So, if a priest or bishop is corrupt or goes rogue or anything like that...it's probably not getting back to Papa Francesco.

And, I just know from personal experience....people tend to care more about their local priest and what their priest is telling them than what the Pope says.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 17, 2015 11:07 PM (RLev8)

307 82 #172, The current Pope is the epitome of what is wrong with most of South America.
Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at January 17, 2015 10:37 PM (A1Dcl)

Yup, he's in favor of giving more to the FSA.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2015 11:07 PM (UlDux)

308
281 Hello, Horde.

I didn't go to work last night at the karaoke bar because of this creepin' crud. It's a good thing, too. Someone got shot there last night.

Second look at turning in my resignation?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 17, 2015 11:00 PM (rJUlF)

Good golly Capt.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:08 PM (RMo/a)

309 There was a character in Vonnegut's 'Breakfast of Champions' who communicated by tap-dancing and farting. It ended badly.


Those Tralfamadorians always were a bit awkward.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2015 11:08 PM (MDgS8)

310 Gutfeld used to have PAB, Harris Faulkner and other smart women on his show. What's up with the little beauty queen all the time?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 11:08 PM (FsuaD)

311 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:02 PM (RMo/a)

I'd much prefer cash!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 17, 2015 11:09 PM (+XMAD)

312 LCS-->FF--(First Salvo)-->SS with 1 dive and 0 surface, which in Europe would be called a complete success.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at January 17, 2015 11:09 PM (/0fQX)

313 If the Pope is getting you down, switch to the Goddess Irony.

She's very realiable.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 11:10 PM (MQEz6)

314 I heard Kerry asked for a croissant and just got a stale dinner roll.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 17, 2015 11:10 PM (NaeCR)

315 Well, as Robert E Lee day and Moochie's B day come to a close, let us remember.


WE ARE FCUKED

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:10 PM (0FSuD)

316 Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 17, 2015 11:06 PM (+XMAD)

Always a church invite for you Donna. You would fit well in a con lutheran church

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:11 PM (RMo/a)

317 I wonder what the JEF gave Mooch for her birfday? I night without Reggie?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 11:11 PM (FsuaD)

318 Some friends sent us an invitation to their kid's 1st Birthday Party.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 10:38 PM (l1zOH)

I think that's fine for close relatives like grandparents.
A party for a one year old is for the relatives to get a kick out of the kid making a mess of his cake and being cute.
I've never been invited to birthday parties for friend's kids.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2015 11:11 PM (UlDux)

319 Gutfeld used to have PAB, Harris Faulkner and other smart women on his show. What's up with the little beauty queen all the time?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 11:08 PM (FsuaD)

I think RedEye has two primary purposes, one is as an incubator for new talent, b is as a hook for younger viewers. so eye candy, even though she is way too thin is a good idea.

only funny guy on the show is the jesse comedian who throws fbombs like obama does lies.

Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 11:11 PM (iBXmZ)

320
Con Lutheran.

Is that like Con Edison?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2015 11:11 PM (Po8Ix)

321 Second look at turning in my resignation?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 17, 2015 11:00 PM (rJUlF)

Did they make you clean up the mess today?
If not, no problem.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 17, 2015 11:11 PM (NaeCR)

322 Dammit. "A" night. And by "without Reggie" I mean the JEF without Reggie.

WTH. You guys know what I mean.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 11:12 PM (FsuaD)

323 318 I wonder what the JEF gave Mooch for her birfday? I night without Reggie?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 11:11 PM (FsuaD)

A GhakDonald's gift card.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 11:12 PM (MQEz6)

324 179 John Fox....oh yeah
See you fools this time next year for the reckoning

Eh... they just hired him to make lame jokes about foxes and bears. Prob'ly why he got the job with the Panthers.

I just can't get excited right now after the horrible season the Bears had.

Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at January 17, 2015 11:12 PM (c+gwp)

325 305
the Latin Mass I sometimes attend

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 17, 2015 11:06 PM (+XMAD)



OK, good. I'm glad you posted that because I was about to go nuclear with an anti-Catholic screed.

Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2015 11:13 PM (sdi6R)

326
315 Well, as Robert E Lee day and Moochie's B day come to a close, let us remember.


WE ARE FCUKED
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:10 PM (0FSuD)

I prefer to call it Terminal Unwanted Ass Penetration

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:13 PM (RMo/a)

327 @305

Well I am not indoctrinated either. But, at my previous parish that I spoke about, there are a LOT of sheeple that blindly believe whatever the priest suggested. And, don't forget about the kiddos in Catholic school and at daily mass, or even just at weekly mass. They are going to be the most susceptible to being sucked in.

My new parish is great. Old school priest, giving old school homilies. About the readings, about Christ, about our actual FAITH...not begging for moolah.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 17, 2015 11:13 PM (RLev8)

328 318
I wonder what the JEF gave Mooch for her birfday? I night without Reggie?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 11:11 PM (FsuaD)

I am betting he did both of them.
No he gave her a free room and board for her mother, bless her soul, for his entire term. AT YOUR EXPENSE.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:14 PM (0FSuD)

329 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:11 PM (RMo/a)

Well, thank you kindly. The problem is I'm awfully fond of all those Papist things that Protestants generally take a dim view of - like Mary and saints, for instance. But I've been to conservative Lutheran services and liked them.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 17, 2015 11:14 PM (+XMAD)

330 I've seen fire and I've seen rain. I've seen ketchup bottles I thought would never end.

Posted by: Jon Carry what served in Vietnam at January 17, 2015 11:14 PM (Dwehj)

331 Cat lady?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 11:14 PM (FsuaD)

332 >>> 303 I like "She Fcking Hates Me" by Puddle of Mud.
Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2015 11:05 PM (MDgS

If I may interject, yeah, I love that song ! Another great angry song, All American Rejects, Gives You Hell.

Posted by: L, elle at January 17, 2015 11:14 PM (2x3L+)

333

I just can't get excited right now after the horrible season the Bears had.
Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at January 17, 2015

He's a good coach. I was sad to see Trestman FIRED

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:15 PM (RMo/a)

334 American Sniper opened with 30 million last night

"Selma", which the proggies told us would be a blockbuster and gamechanger sending Americans to the streets, has done 20 milion after a month

Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2015 11:15 PM (GrXXa)

335 I heard Kerry asked for a croissant and just got a stale dinner roll.

Maybe he could get himself a huntin' license.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 17, 2015 11:15 PM (W5DcG)

336 Has any other president EVAH had a relative live in the WH for eight years?



It must be a Black thing?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:15 PM (0FSuD)

337 17, 2015 11:11 PM (FsuaD)

A GhakDonald's gift card.
Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 11:12 PM (MQEz6)

Oh no.... Moscow mule all over my tablet. Gingerbeer is so sticky, too.

Good one, mean!

Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at January 17, 2015 11:15 PM (c+gwp)

338 Holy cow. Did anyone see the vid Greg just showed? A woman twerking, and her cat on the bed next to her twerking.

*blinks*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 11:16 PM (FsuaD)

339 Mean = eman.

Hate autocorrect.

Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at January 17, 2015 11:16 PM (c+gwp)

340 "Selma", which the proggies told us would be a blockbuster and gamechanger sending Americans to the streets, has done 20 milion after a month
Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2015 11:15 PM (GrXXa)

well, when your are telling a story and decide to take creative license with the truth, such as blatantly misrepresenting the truth for no good reason, your movie is gonna suck.

Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 11:17 PM (iBXmZ)

341 Proggie and elitist heads are exploding over American Sniper's big start

How long before the "I Can't Breathe" commie protesters start protesting the theaters showing Sniper?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2015 11:17 PM (GrXXa)

342 323,

No mess; the injury wasn't life-threatening, I'm told. I didn't work tonight because I'm still sick.

Eh, I can't quit anyway until I find a way to replace that income.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 17, 2015 11:17 PM (rJUlF)

343 Well, thank you kindly. The problem is I'm awfully fond of all those Papist things that Protestants generally take a dim view of - like Mary and saints, for instance. But I've been to conservative Lutheran services and liked them.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January

Details, nag, nag, nag :-)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:17 PM (RMo/a)

344 he real damage to the Catholic church comes from the child molesting priests and those Bishops who covered it up. (Sadly my diocese is one of them)

Posted by: TickledPink at January 17, 2015 10:42 PM (RLev

I don't think the priests and bishops will ever recover their reputations from that. Much of the fundraising is probably due to the massive settlements.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2015 11:17 PM (UlDux)

345 I will say one thing. At my new parish, the deacon there is a lib big time. About twice a year, he gives a white guilt sermon.

A couple of weeks ago, he gave this rousing (sarc) talk on diversity in the church, and how we feel about people of color.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 17, 2015 11:17 PM (RLev8)

346 "Selma", which the proggies told us would be a blockbuster and gamechanger sending Americans to the streets, has done 20 milion after a month


AKA bust.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2015 11:18 PM (MDgS8)

347 I've never been invited to birthday parties for friend's kids.
Posted by: nerdygirl
-----------

Yeah..., it was awkward. I wanted to say, "You're kidding?", but they weren't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:18 PM (vPh3W)

348 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 17, 2015 11:18 PM (UVfht)

349 Well us Dish subscribers got FNC back finally.

I have to say CNN really sucks.

Posted by: Farmer at January 17, 2015 11:19 PM (o/90i)

350 AKA bust.
Posted by: eleven
----------------

That's because you're all racists.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:19 PM (vPh3W)

351 You can't hide money. I drinking cheap white wine. Not a big scotch guy.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:06 PM (0FSuD)


Astute observation, but... It was a treat for a business milestone. Don't think I can afford it as my everyday drink. Instead of scotch I usually drink bourbon, and Jim Beam (which is not bad) is my "well drink". When business is bad, it's Early Times. Which is drinkable, but no trip to Paris.

Are you partial to whites, or are there reds that you also drink? Got a couple of good deals lately...

Posted by: CQD at January 17, 2015 11:19 PM (G8YYJ)

352 I've never been invited to birthday parties for friend's kids.

Posted by: nerdygirl at
------------------
I have, but usually it's not a beg for gifts (I hope). Good friends, too.
Next door neighbor has two young'uns that I adore - was invited to a party for one just recently. But he already knew that I got her a token gift (and what it was). And most of the day was playing in the backyard, grilling & watching her ride the fourwheeler.

This formal crap people are doing with kids nowadays is ridiculous, though.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 17, 2015 11:19 PM (JYMMv)

353 Here's to you Mrs Robinson, no not the one fcuking Dustin Hoffman, the one living in the WH at YOUR expense.



Amazing grace, grand ma is down the hall!


Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:19 PM (0FSuD)

354 337 Has any other president EVAH had a relative live in the WH for eight years?

It must be a Black thing?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:15 PM (0FSuD)

George Jefferson, it was on Hollyweird tho

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:19 PM (RMo/a)

355 Well us Dish subscribers got FNC back finally.

I have to say CNN really sucks.
Posted by: Farmer
---------------

Whatever FNC's shortcomings, it has been like wandering in the desert.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:20 PM (vPh3W)

356 Well, thank you kindly. The problem is I'm awfully fond of all those Papist things that Protestants generally take a dim view of - like Mary and saints, for instance. But I've been to conservative Lutheran services and liked them.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January



I am always confused as to why all you Catholics are not joining the Protestants, Protestant is like Catholicism 2.0 all the functionality, none of the bloatware.

Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 11:20 PM (iBXmZ)

357
Oh I don't the low-info populace care about Selma's historical inaccuracies. They're not going to see it because it's a boring-ass movie about some dead guy.

Trust me, if it was MLK Unchained and King was capping whitey's ass, it'd break the bank.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2015 11:20 PM (Po8Ix)

358 Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2015 11:15 PM (GrXXa)

I think Americans have had quite enough of the race card.

Although the last movie I saw was "42" - about Jackie Robinson. I liked it not only because I'm a big baseball fan, but because I genuinely admire Robinson, who believed in hard work, not welfare programs. He was a Republican and toward the end of his life (he died in the early '70's) was mocked by the radical types, who called him an "Uncle Tom." Radical types who wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes putting up with the shit Robinson endured when he joined the Dodgers.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 17, 2015 11:21 PM (+XMAD)

359 Is Mooch's mom still babysitting on our dime? Why isn't she back in Chicago? Are we still paying to fly her on vacations with the Royal Family?

Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 11:21 PM (FsuaD)

360 350
Well us Dish subscribers got FNC back finally.



I have to say CNN really sucks.

Posted by: Farmer at January 17, 2015 11:19 PM (o/90i)


Howdy, Farmer! Did those emails work?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 17, 2015 11:21 PM (T1005)

361 @355

Clinton let his estranged wife live with him for 8 years. I'm sure that was awkward.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 17, 2015 11:21 PM (RLev8)

362 Oh John Kerry spoke French during his statement that he held on the day the attack occurred. In fact he did like half the event in French. It was just utterly stupid.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 17, 2015 11:21 PM (9GG/0)

363 #316 Russian spam

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at January 17, 2015 11:22 PM (A1Dcl)

364

This formal crap people are doing with kids nowadays is ridiculous, though.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 17, 2015 11:19 PM

I shake my head looking back from my childhood, to my kids when they were young and the shit that flies today.

Demographics & philosophies

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:22 PM (RMo/a)

365 I am waiting for those people to make a movie out of the four guys sitting at a Woolworth counter in Greensboro.


The action is going to kill you.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:22 PM (0FSuD)

366 Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 11:20 PM (iBXmZ)

Partly for the reason I stated. I like that stuff.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 17, 2015 11:22 PM (+XMAD)

367 Although the last movie I saw was "42" - about Jackie Robinson. I liked it not only because I'm a big baseball fan, but because I genuinely admire Robinson, who believed in hard work, not welfare programs. He was a Republican and toward the end of his life (he died in the early '70's) was mocked by the radical types, who called him an "Uncle Tom." Radical types who wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes putting up with the shit Robinson endured when he joined the Dodgers.



Hunh......did not know that.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2015 11:23 PM (MDgS8)

368 Melatonin finally beginning to kick in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 11:23 PM (FsuaD)

369 Got it. Thanks Blue Falcon.

Posted by: CDR M at January 17, 2015 11:23 PM (93D1V)

370
I only heard part of kerry's remarks in French. It was very slow and rough, like a novice.

Was he reading the remarks off paper, I wonder?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2015 11:23 PM (Po8Ix)

371 Has any other president EVAH had a relative live in the WH for eight years?

I think there was one in the 19th century who was widowed, so his niece served as his hostess. I just can't remember who, because I'm drunk. (Also, SCOAMF has Mooch to do the hostess stuff, so totally different.)

Posted by: HR trinkt Bier at January 17, 2015 11:23 PM (ImIut)

372 OK, I'm calling it an early night. The NyQuil is starting to kick in. Goodnight, screen friends.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 17, 2015 11:23 PM (rJUlF)

373 Screw them if they don't like American Sniper. How many Sons and Daughters got to come home because of Chris.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at January 17, 2015 11:24 PM (/0fQX)

374 Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 11:20 PM (iBXmZ)

Partly for the reason I stated. I like that stuff.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 17, 2015 11:22 PM (+XMAD)


yeah but we offer a hotline to God, no intercession, no waiting.

Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 11:24 PM (iBXmZ)

375

Good evening, good people.

Ice fishing was a success today, we took a young man who had never been before, and got a convert.

He found out why crappie got the name "papermouth", but caught on about hook setting pretty quick.

Came back with enough for a good fry, which really sealed the deal.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 17, 2015 11:24 PM (jeCnD)

376 That's because you're all racists.

Be interesting to see how "Selma" has done as compared to some of Tyler Perry's better movies like, say, "Why Did I Get Married" or "Precious". Or as compared to the first "Barbershop".

[Yeah, I watched a lot of this stuff in my Former Life.]

I'm guessing blacks aren't going to pandering SWPL shit like "Selma"; they're going to stuff that actually speaks to their condition.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2015 11:24 PM (AVEe1)

377 Michael Bay is working on a Benghazi movie now.

Posted by: CDR M at January 17, 2015 11:24 PM (93D1V)

378 373
OK, I'm calling it an early night. The NyQuil is starting to kick in. Goodnight, screen friends.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 17, 2015 11:23 PM (rJUlF)


'night. I'm right behind you in a few.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 11:24 PM (FsuaD)

379 Eh, I can't quit anyway until I find a way to replace that income.


Posted by: Captain Whitebread


Swing by Home Depot, pick up a few 'independent contractors', take 'em to the local plasma center and spit the take 50/50 with them.

You can probably clear a few hundred a day, tax free.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 17, 2015 11:24 PM (NaeCR)

380 "it was very slow and rough"

huhuhuh uh huhuh huhuhuh...

Posted by: butthead at January 17, 2015 11:25 PM (tBSrv)

381 #363, I never saw a clip of him speaking French at the event on US news, so I assumed he didn't or did so badly and was sanitized by the palace guard media to avoid further embarrassment.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at January 17, 2015 11:25 PM (A1Dcl)

382 Well, thank you kindly. The problem is I'm awfully fond of all those Papist things that Protestants generally take a dim view of - like Mary and saints, for instance. But I've been to conservative Lutheran services and liked them.
Posted by: Donna
-----------------------------

Locally there is a very High-Churchy Episcopal Church. The liturgy is undoubtedly 'lighter' than the Catholic liturgy..., but it is close. They describe themselves as 'Anglo-Catholic'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:26 PM (vPh3W)

383 I think there was one in the 19th century who was
widowed, so his niece served as his hostess. I just can't remember who,
because I'm drunk. (Also, SCOAMF has Mooch to do the hostess stuff, so
totally different.)


Posted by: HR trinkt Bier at January 17, 2015 11:23 PM (ImIut)

Yes, I remember that James Buchanan.
During Buchanan's presidency his orphaned niece, Harriet Lane, whom he had adopted, served as official White House hostess

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:27 PM (0FSuD)

384 Nip, you have a Woolworth?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:27 PM (RMo/a)

385 G'night, Captain. Glad you're safe.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 17, 2015 11:27 PM (JYMMv)

386 Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2015 11:23 PM (MDgS

I liked the movie, but unsurprisingly there was no mention of Robinson's political views and only a very quick passing reference to his strong Christian faith.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 17, 2015 11:27 PM (+XMAD)

387 378
Michael Bay is working on a Benghazi movie now.

Posted by: CDR M at January 17, 2015 11:24 PM (93D1V)


One scene will show Hillary! desperately trying to reach Barky at the White House, and he won't come to the phone. Then she fast-ropes into Libya and begs the spec ops guys to try to rescue the ambassador and others. The film ends with Hillary!, in tears, leaving Libya.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 11:27 PM (FsuaD)

388 So, part of yesterday's ongoing fiasco with my air filter....I wanted to do some precision grinding-out of the broken-off bolt, so I opened up the 1/8" collet for my mini-mill -- and out fluttered a piece of paper saying "Inspected by #38". Then I looked at the collet and it said, "1/16".



Looked at the tube -- 1/8". Looked at the collet -- 1/16". Sneered at the inspection notice....



Get to buy a 1/8" collet on Monday. Don't know when or how I'd ever use the 1-16" collet.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 17, 2015 11:28 PM (T1005)

389 Evening y'all....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2015 11:28 PM (JmjOe)

390 Apparently kerry did not even consider having this performed in paris: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQa7SvVCdZk

Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 11:28 PM (iBXmZ)

391 I may be wrong, but I think protocol says he is not to speak another country's language
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 10:59 PM (0FSuD)

I never knew that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2015 11:28 PM (UlDux)

392 Locally there is a very High-Churchy Episcopal
Church. The liturgy is undoubtedly 'lighter' than the Catholic
liturgy..., but it is close. They describe themselves as
'Anglo-Catholic'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:26 PM (vPh3W)

I'd go. There is a Anglican church out in Mathews, but I am too lazy to go and too lazy to change membership

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:29 PM (0FSuD)

393 Think I did a bad thing today, or maybe not, judging by the reaction.

Went to see "American Sniper" with friends. Was on the edge of my seat most of the time. At the scene were he finally nails that Iraqi sniper, I just said "Allah Akbar motherfucker" but it came out louder than intended. Every one in earshot started clapping and laughing. One guy offered to buy me a beer

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 17, 2015 11:29 PM (RLdcX)

394 375 yeah but we offer a hotline to God, no intercession, no waiting.
Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 11:24 PM (iBXmZ)

We talk straight to the Big Guy. But we also ask Mom to put in a good word with Dad.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2015 11:29 PM (hufDb)

395 The film ends with Hillary!, in tears, leaving Libya.

Suspiro del Moro

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2015 11:29 PM (AVEe1)

396 How dare anyone even think of remaking Escape From New York! That's horrible! That's awful! That's wait did you say Gerard Butler as Snake?

Carry on.

Sekrit to BC *throatpunch*

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at January 17, 2015 11:29 PM (IrByp)

397 IG - Per last thread. I stayed in some of those wooden barracks at Dix also. Remember the Beer Hall?

Actually, I stayed in WWII wooden barracks at Bragg, Dix, and Ft. Ben. All the same.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:30 PM (vPh3W)

398 385
Nip, you have a Woolworth?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:27 PM (RMo/a)

No, but Greensboro did in 1963. I think WW when broke.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:30 PM (0FSuD)

399 Went to see "American Sniper" with friends. Was on the edge of my seat most of the time. At the scene were he finally nails that Iraqi sniper, I just said "Allah Akbar motherfucker" but it came out louder than intended. Every one in earshot started clapping and laughing. One guy offered to buy me a beer

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 17, 2015 11:29 PM (RLdcX)


Cheers!

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2015 11:30 PM (MDgS8)

400 You know what kills me, speaking of movies?

Black Annie.

I am not sure I have ever seen pandering so blatant...in my life...ever.

Like, "Oh, hey let's be edgy and clever. Let's re-make a movie, and use a BLACK girl instead of a white girl. Ooooooh"

Name me one black character, movie or television, that could be remade with a white person- that would EVER see the light of day.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 17, 2015 11:30 PM (RLev8)

401 Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 11:24 PM (iBXmZ)

But, hey, I like the idea of saints interceding for my sorry ass. Because, "you've got a friend, ain't it good to know you've got a friend." :-)

Seriously, it was very comforting to me as a child. And I think it's something that might be hard for a non-Catholic to grasp.

And I'm getting sleepy - 'night all and GO PACK!!!

*gulp*

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 17, 2015 11:30 PM (+XMAD)

402 Mmmmmmmm....... Crappie filets.......

Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2015 11:31 PM (JmjOe)

403 376

Good evening, good people.

Ice fishing was a success today, we took a young man who had never been before, and got a convert.

He found out why crappie got the name "papermouth", but caught on about hook setting pretty quick.

Came back with enough for a good fry, which really sealed the deal.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 17, 2015 11:24 PM (jeCnD)

Good for you IG. I was out there as well today. Caught a lot and lost a few. Selective harvest today, everything was in the 8-9" range. But I had fun and it was in the 30s

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:31 PM (RMo/a)

404 Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 11:24 PM (iBXmZ)

But, hey, I like the idea of saints interceding for my sorry ass. Because, "you've got a friend, ain't it good to know you've got a friend." :-)

Seriously, it was very comforting to me as a child. And I think it's something that might be hard for a non-Catholic to grasp.

And I'm getting sleepy - 'night all and GO PACK!!!

*gulp*

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 17,


night

Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 11:32 PM (iBXmZ)

405 Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 17, 2015 11:30 PM (+XMAD)

GO PACK GO!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:32 PM (RMo/a)

406 Off to bed. Yay! melatonin!

Later, ya'll.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2015 11:33 PM (FsuaD)

407 Ice Fishing is fun, it is Yankee speak for let's go out to the shack and get drunk.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:33 PM (0FSuD)

408 ? Jane, I'm a lapsed catholic. That kinda shit went on in my parish too. Illegal aliens good, white people bad & guilty & need to give more money to take care of them.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2015 11:02 PM (hufDb)

It depends on the priests. Most in my area keep politics out of the Sunday sermon. Some are into social justice, but you don't hear that much from them about it. It comes out in the diocesan magazine and places like that. There may have been a change regarding illegal aliens in the last couple of years. I don't go to church much because of caring for my dad.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2015 11:33 PM (UlDux)

409 Excellent Ma Bell.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at January 17, 2015 11:33 PM (/0fQX)

410 >>>Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at January 17, 2015 11:29

It's not nice to sock regulars. Especially our Empress. Just sayin'.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 17, 2015 11:33 PM (e+1S5)

411 I'd go. There is a Anglican church out in Mathews, but I am too lazy to go and too lazy to change membership
Posted by: Nip Sip
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Don't think you were at that thread this afternoon, but I pointed out that the Episcopal Church there on Providence, used to have a Quonset Hut for Sunday School classrooms.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:33 PM (vPh3W)

412 358:Trust me, if it was MLK Unchained and King was capping whitey's ass, it'd break the bank.


Pfft, it didn't work for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. And that was a true story!!

Posted by: puddleglum@work at January 17, 2015 11:33 PM (20X6f)

413 377 That's because you're all racists.

Be interesting to see how "Selma" has done as compared to some of Tyler Perry's better movies like, say, "Why Did I Get Married" or "Precious". Or as compared to the first "Barbershop".

[Yeah, I watched a lot of this stuff in my Former Life.]

I'm guessing blacks aren't going to pandering SWPL shit like "Selma"; they're going to stuff that actually speaks to their condition.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2015 11:24 PM (AVEe1)



How about Kevin Hart movies. His Wedding Ringer is competing with Paddington to be the number 2 movie this weekend. Of course Hart is more of a comedian that his black rather than a black comedian.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 17, 2015 11:33 PM (zt+N6)

414 Has any other president EVAH had a relative live in the WH for eight years?

Meh, As long as we get the 'tell all' stories about doing weird voodoo shiite with chickens in the attic when they are out.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 17, 2015 11:34 PM (NaeCR)

415 We talk straight to the Big Guy. But we also ask Mom to put in a good word with Dad.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2015 11:29 PM (hufDb)

Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 11:34 PM (iBXmZ)

416 393 Locally there is a very High-Churchy Episcopal
Church. The liturgy is undoubtedly 'lighter' than the Catholic
liturgy..., but it is close. They describe themselves as
'Anglo-Catholic'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:26 PM (vPh3W)

I've mentioned this more than once, but my cousin is an Anglican priest (Anglo-Catholic - NOT SJW Episcopal) in Iowa. He also teaches gun safety classes.

I'd join his church in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 17, 2015 11:35 PM (+XMAD)

417 399
385

Nip, you have a Woolworth?



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:27 PM (RMo/a)

No, but Greensboro did in 1963. I think WW when broke.


Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:30 PM (0FSuD)


And that very counter is in the Smithsonian, where I got to see it.....after driving to DC from Greensboro....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 17, 2015 11:35 PM (T1005)

418 397 How dare anyone even think of remaking Escape From New York! That's horrible! That's awful! That's wait did you say Gerard Butler as Snake? Carry on.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at January 17, 2015 11:29 PM (IrByp)

Blasphemy! Gerard needs to go in making Olympus has fallen movies. With Aaron Eckhardt.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2015 11:35 PM (hufDb)

419 397 How dare anyone even think of remaking Escape From New York! That's horrible! That's awful! That's wait did you say Gerard Butler as Snake?

Carry on.

Sekrit to BC *throatpunch*
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at January 17, 2015 11:29 PM (IrByp)

Discussion of topic. Finished. Next?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:35 PM (RMo/a)

420 Don't think you were at that thread this afternoon,
but I pointed out that the Episcopal Church there on Providence, used to
have a Quonset Hut for Sunday School classrooms.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:33 PM (vPh3W)

That's my church, Christ Church. Father in law started it and was first scout master, troop 17.
We are very conservative, we only have one lesbian priest.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:35 PM (0FSuD)

421 07 82 #172, The current Pope is the epitome of what is wrong with most of South America.
Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at January 17, 2015 10:37 PM (A1Dcl)

Yup, he's in favor of giving more to the FSA.

Yes, that was tonight's theme. Apparently, St. Ignatius gave up all his wealth and to hare off and be holy in the desert. Well, awesome for you, dude. Kudos and all.

But he *wanted* to do that. Being compelled to do that by the government is slavery. It's not an act of spirituality or charity. This priest was basically telling the congregation to be happy and accepting of being forced to "help eradicate poverty."

Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at January 17, 2015 11:35 PM (c+gwp)

422 Blasphemy! Gerard needs to go in making Olympus has fallen movies. With Aaron Eckhardt.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2015 11:35 PM (hufDb)


He can do both.

I'm magnanimous like that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at January 17, 2015 11:38 PM (IrByp)

423 >>>Blasphemy! Gerard needs to go in making Olympus has fallen movies. With Aaron Eckhardt.

Yeah, you and Cougar would get along great. I told her that they might remake EFNY. She said "huh". I said with Gerard Butler as Snake, she arches her eyebrows and said "that would be a good remake"

Riiiiight.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 17, 2015 11:39 PM (e+1S5)

424 This priest was basically telling the congregation to be happy and accepting of being forced to "help eradicate poverty."
Posted by: Dollar Store Sock


The poor will always be with you....

Paraphrasing something Jesus Christ is believed to have said.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....in the bleak midwinter at January 17, 2015 11:39 PM (+1T7c)

425
After a bit of searching back, yes, Mr. Hammer, I do remember the Beer Hall--vaguely.

Also a memorable night in Wrightstown. Never visited the place again.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 17, 2015 11:40 PM (jeCnD)

426 Name me one black character, movie or television, that could be remade with a white person- that would EVER see the light of day.

Way back when, plenty of characters written as Asians got played by whites. Ming the Merciless comes immediately to mind.

Arabs, same thing: "Dune". (At least the miniseries got an Italian to play the Byzantine guy, Shaddam IV... I'd have preferred a Greek or Sicilian but whattayagonnado.)

"Prince of Persia" couldn't find any Persians... nobody who's played Khan Noonien Singh was ever a Sikh or a Punjabi...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2015 11:40 PM (AVEe1)

427 "Selma", which the proggies told us would be a blockbuster and gamechanger sending Americans to the streets, has done 20 milion after a month
Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2015 11:15 PM (GrXXa)

But "Selma" didn't get enough academy award nominations. Buncha racists.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 17, 2015 11:40 PM (UlDux)

428 Yeah, you and Cougar would get along great. I told her that they might remake EFNY. She said "huh". I said with Gerard Butler as Snake, she arches her eyebrows and said "that would be a good remake"

Riiiiight.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 17, 2015 11:39 PM (e+1S5)


He would uphold the artistic integrity of the original.

Though perhaps with some tasteful nudity this time.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at January 17, 2015 11:41 PM (IrByp)

429
Black Annie.


The whole 'red-headed step-child' doesn't quite register.


I think it's time to reboot Blazing Saddles - as in re-release to studios uncut, unchanged.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 17, 2015 11:41 PM (NaeCR)

430 We are very conservative, we only have one lesbian priest.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:35 PM

Ha. No women pastors, no gay pastors. No Ladies Aid collecting for abortion. And one of our pastors recent sermons indicated there ain't no gay weddings in the church either. I like our church & synod

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:41 PM (RMo/a)

431 429 Though perhaps with some tasteful nudity this time.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at January 17, 2015 11:41 PM (IrByp)

Like in 300? I could get on board with that.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2015 11:42 PM (hufDb)

432 422
07 82 #172, The current Pope is the epitome of what is wrong with most of South America.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at January 17, 2015 10:37 PM (A1Dcl)



Yup, he's in favor of giving more to the FSA.



Yes, that was tonight's theme. Apparently, St. Ignatius gave up all
his wealth and to hare off and be holy in the desert. Well, awesome for
you, dude. Kudos and all.



But he *wanted* to do that. Being compelled to do that by the
government is slavery. It's not an act of spirituality or charity. This
priest was basically telling the congregation to be happy and accepting
of being forced to "help eradicate poverty."

Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at January 17, 2015 11:35 PM (c+gwp)


And to think, the Church used to have theologians who preached: "Virtue is nothing without the trial of temptation, for there is no conflict without an enemy, no victory without strife." [ -- Pope St. Leo the Great]

Posted by: cthulhu at January 17, 2015 11:43 PM (T1005)

433
Tune in next week to see the next exciting adventures of Executive Branch Man: Things that will never pass. Featuring CC for all. With special guests, the religion of Peace and not-terrorism.


Posted by: PCU at January 17, 2015 11:43 PM (7wyDO)

434 He would uphold the artistic integrity of the original. Though perhaps with some tasteful nudity this time.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at January 17, 2015 11:41 PM

He'd certainly look the part. But, I'm unsure GB has the necessary sleazy, of dubious character, etc, traits for Plissken?

Posted by: butthead at January 17, 2015 11:43 PM (tBSrv)

435 How long before the "I Can't Breathe" commie protesters start protesting the theaters showing Sniper?
Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2015 11:17 PM (GrXXa)

I'm thinking that the people who go to see that movie wouldn't take kindly to anyone blocking their way.

Remember that photo of protesters laying in front of a mall store door? I couldn't figure out why shoppers didn't just step on 'em.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2015 11:43 PM (UlDux)

436 I like our church synod

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:41 PM (RMo/a)
Lutheran? Do you have to eat lutefisk? Episcopalians share communion with one of those scandi groups.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:43 PM (0FSuD)

437 Oops, sorry I crushed your fingers.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2015 11:44 PM (UlDux)

438 427 Name me one black character, movie or television, that could be remade with a white person- that would EVER see the light of day.

Way back when, plenty of characters written as Asians got played by whites. Ming the Merciless comes immediately to mind.

Arabs, same thing: "Dune". (At least the miniseries got an Italian to play the Byzantine guy, Shaddam IV... I'd have preferred a Greek or Sicilian but whattayagonnado.)

"Prince of Persia" couldn't find any Persians... nobody who's played Khan Noonien Singh was ever a Sikh or a Punjabi...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2015 11:40 PM (AVEe1)


The Mandarin. However.....

Posted by: Buzzion at January 17, 2015 11:44 PM (zt+N6)

439 funny thing about the black annie movie. annie comes back every so often and is wildly successful with a new generation. I had sisters that were seeing annie on and off broadway and singing her stupid songs in the 80s. black annie, if it had stayed with the formula, same story with black characters, would have been fine. apparently this was less black annie and more tyler perry bet hood annie.

Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 11:44 PM (iBXmZ)

440 @427

You are reaching.

My question is about re-making a black character with a white person. Fat Albert. Urkel. Lando Calrissian. Lt. Uhura.

I just don't think it would ever happen.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 17, 2015 11:44 PM (RLev8)

441 Time for the old folk. My turn to make sure there's football food for the games. Need to get the ribs started damn early.



Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 17, 2015 11:45 PM (jeCnD)

442 Like in 300? I could get on board with that.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2015 11:42 PM (hufDb)



Yes. Like that.

To advance the plot.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at January 17, 2015 11:45 PM (IrByp)

443 AMF my selfs.



Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:46 PM (0FSuD)

444 430
Black Annie.

The whole 'red-headed step-child' doesn't quite register
------------

Come here ya little (don imus adjective) brat. Or I'll beat you like a rented (should be safe with mule)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:46 PM (RMo/a)

445 A couple of weeks ago, he gave this rousing (sarc) talk on diversity in the church, and how we feel about people of color.
Posted by: TickledPink at January 17, 2015 11:17 PM (RLev

What does he want you to do, grab black people off the street and drag them in?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2015 11:46 PM (UlDux)

446 That's my church, Christ Church. Father in law started it and was first scout master, troop 17.
We are very conservative, we only have one lesbian priest.
Posted by: Nip Sip
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I can recall when there was only the Church proper, and the Quonset Hut. No building along Sherwood.

I used to ride a lawnmower engine powered car around in the parking lot. For years, there was a playground where the newer buildings are now.
There was a carousel (like this http://tinyurl.com/qzs5saj ) , slides, jungle gym, and one of those spinning rides, where each kid sits opposite the other (kind of like a see-saw) and pumps on the handles and footrests to make the thing spin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:46 PM (vPh3W)

447 Nite IG and in an earlier thread I thanked you for your optimism

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:47 PM (RMo/a)

448 I'm a little jealous, irongrampa - I bet I'd enjoy ice fishing.
As much as I complain about the cold (long johns when it gets below 50), I think I'd like it. Especially if I had a thermos full of Political Hat's hot toddies...

Do you guys use a shack? Or just sit out on the ice?

And are crappie the same thing I grew up calling sunfish? Good eatin'.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 17, 2015 11:47 PM (JYMMv)

449 He'd certainly look the part. But, I'm unsure GB has the necessary sleazy, of dubious character, etc, traits for Plissken?
Posted by: butthead at January 17, 2015 11:43 PM (tBSrv)



RockNRolla baby.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at January 17, 2015 11:48 PM (IrByp)

450 Ola, ONTers.


Been busy. What the fcuk is up?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 17, 2015 11:48 PM (Qx7bj)

451 A couple of weeks ago, he gave this rousing (sarc) talk on diversity in the church, and how we feel about people of color.
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Our (uber-ghey) choir director wanted to do some spirituals. He admonished the choir members because they 'sing like white people'. They tried..., but it came out like Hillary! addressing the NAACP.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:49 PM (vPh3W)

452 guys who are ice fishing on overturned five gallon buckets are interested in catching fish. guys that are ice fishing in a hut with a generator, lights, and a 60 inch plasma are catching fish as an excuse to get away from home.

Posted by: n at January 17, 2015 11:49 PM (iBXmZ)

453 A couple of weeks ago, he gave this rousing (sarc) talk on diversity in the church, and how we feel about people of color.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 17, 2015 11:17 PM (RLev



What does he want you to do, grab black people off the street and drag them in?


Heh. We don't talk about "people of color" in church. We talk to them. And sometimes go to parties in their homes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 17, 2015 11:50 PM (UVfht)

454 I've gardened. My favorite vegetable ii s green & red cabbage. So cabbage patch dolls. Never saw a black head of cabbage but black cabbage head dolls

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:50 PM (RMo/a)

455 RockNRolla baby.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at January 17, 2015 11:48 PM

Oh, ok. Haven't seen that one. Heard it's good, but haven't caught it. He does ambiguous, questionable character, or out and out villain in that?

Posted by: otho at January 17, 2015 11:50 PM (tBSrv)

456 Like in 300? I could get on board with that.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2015 11:42 PM (hufDb)

Yes. Like that.

To advance the plot.
Posted by: alexthechick
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Cripes! Don't I hear enough about that guy from Mrs. Hammer? Do I have to hear it here too?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:51 PM (vPh3W)

457 Oh, ok. Haven't seen that one. Heard it's good, but haven't caught it. He does ambiguous, questionable character, or out and out villain in that?
Posted by: otho at January 17, 2015 11:50 PM (tBSrv)



It's a Guy Ritchie movie. Everyone is charming but horrible.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at January 17, 2015 11:51 PM (IrByp)

458 Tickled Pink, about your baby shower. You say, "I'm so organized that I got the stuff long ago and it's too late to change themes". By the way, I have two daughters so I know how the sister thing can go. Good ideas are easier said than done. Good luck.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 17, 2015 11:51 PM (WuBo6)

459 RockNRolla baby.
---------------

Okay...., now that was my favorite...., where he gotten beaten up by the Rooskies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:53 PM (vPh3W)

460 My question is about re-making a black character with a white person. Fat Albert. Urkel. Lando Calrissian. Lt. Uhura. I just don't think it would ever happen.

I think you're right actually.

It's not so much protection of artistic integrity. It's protection of black sensitivity. Nobody cares about east Asians (Ming / Chinese) or central Asians (Fremen / Arabs, Persians / freakin' Persians). So the suits'll hire whatever white honky shows up willing to wear makeup, talk with an accent and squint.

I don't really want whites to take over black roles, any more than I want blacks to take over white roles. I don't care about racial sensitivities at all, really. I do care about ruining the original author's creative vision. For some reason.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2015 11:53 PM (AVEe1)

461 Do you guys use a shack? Or just sit out on the ice?

And are crappie the same thing I grew up calling sunfish? Good eatin'.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 17, 2015 11:47 PM (JYMMv)

Now that the lakes are thick enough to drive on we have our permanent shack out. Before that we would out with a portable shack. The days of sitting on a bucket in the cold is over.

Our shack is right for 2 guys and 2-3 rods each with our sonar units, plus our mr. Heater unit

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:54 PM (RMo/a)

462 457 Cripes! Don't I hear enough about that guy from Mrs. Hammer? Do I have to hear it here too?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:51 PM (vPh3W)

Why yes. Yes, you do. Who else does she like to ogle? We might be interested in him too.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2015 11:54 PM (hufDb)

463 30 years a preacher's wife here. My opinion is that blacks and whites will largely not worship together because of the difference in music preferences. Most white folks are buttoned up so tight they have a hard time even clapping.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 17, 2015 11:55 PM (WuBo6)

464 Nah, @459

I only "have" a few items. But, yes, I have been planning since November, so...I had a menu set, as well as recipes, a menu in place, as well as some graphics put together for signage.

I've never been to a themed shower. All my friends had pretty basic showers. I was shocked when my sister shared with me that she even wanted a theme, much less what she wanted her theme to be.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 17, 2015 11:55 PM (RLev8)

465 Why yes. Yes, you do. Who else does she like to ogle? We might be interested in him too.
Posted by: bebe's boobs
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* blushes *

Well.....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:56 PM (vPh3W)

466 >>>To advance the plot.

I'm dying over here. But you're still socking a regular, and that's not nice.

Evidence:
1) Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at January 17, 2015 11:45 PM

B) the prosecution rests.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 17, 2015 11:56 PM (e+1S5)

467 It's a Guy Ritchie movie. Everyone is charming but horrible.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at January 17, 2015 11:51 PM

I see. Sounds like Plissken to a T.

Posted by: otho at January 17, 2015 11:56 PM (tBSrv)

468 30 years a preacher's wife here. My opinion is that blacks and whites
will largely not worship together because of the difference in music
preferences. Most white folks are buttoned up so tight they have a hard
time even clapping.


I resent that.

I won't deny it, but I do resent it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 17, 2015 11:57 PM (UVfht)

469

"If I had a son who was a prophet, he'd look like the one slandered by French cartoonists."

I heard that somewhere, I did.



Posted by: Ralph formerlyknownas-CO at January 17, 2015 11:58 PM (FCAbp)

470 466 Why yes. Yes, you do. Who else does she like to ogle? We might be interested in him too.
Posted by: bebe's boobs
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* blushes *
Well.....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:56 PM (vPh3W)

Well if you're sporting the same kinda pecs & abs, feel free to put up a pic. Don't be all talk & no action like DC. : P

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2015 11:59 PM (hufDb)

471 How about the boys from Supernatural for Plisskin?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 17, 2015 11:59 PM (WuBo6)

472 Most white folks are buttoned up so tight they have a hard time even clapping.


HEY!! Thats....uh.....entirely accurate. Its my happy place. Don't judge.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at January 18, 2015 12:01 AM (20X6f)

473 Don't be all talk & no action like DC. : P
Posted by: bebe's boobs
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I don't drink candied Vodka.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2015 12:01 AM (vPh3W)

474
Now that the lakes are thick enough to drive on we have our permanent shack out. Before that we would out with a portable shack. The days of sitting on a bucket in the cold is over. 

Our shack is right for 2 guys and 2-3 rods each with our sonar units, plus our mr. Heater unit

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2015 11:54 PM (RMo/a)
------------------
See, that makes sense.
it's what I pictured. Basic. Booze, fishing and a little heat.
I'm pushing 50, but still only about 12 percent bodyfat. Skinny southern boys don't handle the cold too well.
If I ever get that far north, I'd like to try it.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 12:02 AM (JYMMv)

475 I don't really want whites to take over black
roles, any more than I want blacks to take over white roles. I don't
care about racial sensitivities at all, really. I do care about ruining
the original author's creative vision. For some reason.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2015 11:53 PM (AVEe1)


And that makes you a racist in the eyes of the Left. Your protestations of innocence are proof of your guilt.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 18, 2015 12:02 AM (8zCR+)

476 B) the prosecution rests.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 17, 2015 11:56 PM (e+1S5)



Trois. *raptors*

Directed verdict to me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at January 18, 2015 12:03 AM (IrByp)

477
472 How about the boys from Supernatural for Plisskin?
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 17, 2015 11:59 PM (WuBo6)


Moose or Not-Moose?

Posted by: Crowley at January 18, 2015 12:04 AM (zt+N6)

478 Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 12:02 AM (JYMMv)

Chi you get up this way, it would be my pleasure to take you out

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2015 12:06 AM (RMo/a)

479 LCMS last time I visited (2005?) taught that the universe was several thousand years old and that evolution was not real. Dinosaurs didn't live 60 million years ago, etc. etc. WELS, too.

1. Was I fed some opinion by the local pastors and that was not LCMS and WELS doctrine?

2. If that was taught about 10 years ago, has it changed since?

I'll just call myself a douchebag not and save JJ Sefton the trouble.

Posted by: zerk at January 18, 2015 12:07 AM (dFBkj)

480 I admit, I love Kevin Hart.

When he talks about his kids, and how short he is...omg.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:08 AM (OsWis)

481 "342
Proggie and elitist heads are exploding over American Sniper's big start



How long before the "I Can't Breathe" commie protesters start protesting the theaters showing Sniper?



Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2015 11:17 PM (GrXXa)"
Gonna go see it when it comes near here. And I would pay a nickel to be there if the "I Can't Breathe" types turned up. Their name may be prophetic. And a couple of hits and kicks for my Marine E-8 nephew who has spent too many tours in the Horn of Africa, in Afghanistan, and Iraq. And a couple of places he can't tell me about, but I know what schools he went to.

Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at January 18, 2015 12:09 AM (kFQ4X)

482 >>>Trois. *raptors*
Directed verdict to me.

Your honor, I object on the grounds of AAAAAAGH POLLY IS EATING MY FOOT!!!

Posted by: DC in River City at January 18, 2015 12:10 AM (e+1S5)

483 yeah, a bunch of pissed-off vets coming out of a theater after watching American Sniper + "I Can't Breathe"-types = MOAR POPCORN!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:11 AM (OsWis)

484 483 Your honor, I object on the grounds of AAAAAAGH POLLY IS EATING MY FOOT!!!
Posted by: DC in River City at January 18, 2015 12:10 AM

You'd better get some blondes through the USB, assp

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 12:11 AM (hufDb)

485 *glances at DC*

So what did he do to have a raptor gnawing on his foot?

Oh, Hi AtC!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:12 AM (OsWis)

486 Howdy, Horde!

Talking about churches, huh? I like our church. I think you have to carry to be an elder or an usher.

Posted by: Mindy at January 18, 2015 12:13 AM (PUSS/)

487 Blondies. Fucking auto cucumber. But she'd probably be happy with a hot blonde. There's enough Aaron Eckhardt to go around.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 12:13 AM (hufDb)

488 480 LCMS last time I visited (2005?) taught that the universe was several thousand years old and that evolution was not real. Dinosaurs didn't live 60 million years ago, etc. etc. WELS, too.

1. Was I fed some opinion by the local pastors and that was not LCMS and WELS doctrine?

2. If that was taught about 10 years ago, has it changed since?

I'll just call myself a douchebag not and save JJ Sefton the trouble.
Posted by: zerk at January 18, 2015 12

Can't speak for MO. Wisconsin still holds those positions

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2015 12:13 AM (RMo/a)

489 @352 CQD.

If you want to save a good dime over Jim Beam, for a smoother Bourbon with a nearly identical profile, then try some Tom Sims Bourbon.

Bing searches & reviews, here: http://tinyurl.com/pgltw65

Try it soon, thank me later. Oh, and don't muck about, just buy the 1.75ml large bottle, and be done with it. You'll regret buying smaller.

I took a bottle of Sims to the deer lease last month. Everyone with Woodford Reserve, Maker's, Knob Creek and other pricey Bourbons, ended up preferring the Sims.

I'm thinking it's work putting a few cases, (yes, literally) into the SHTF storage, to compliment the Val U Rite. The Sims, for my useage. Val U Rite for trade, barter, wound care and engine starting.

And yes, Ima go see Sniper, soon. Probably a weekday showing, early as they open.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 18, 2015 12:14 AM (RzZOc)

490
481 I admit, I love Kevin Hart. When he talks about his kids, and how short he is...omg.




Yeah I think the majority of his jokes are like that, or just relationship jokes. I can't really think of any "I'm a black man" jokes, which for instance Eddie Griffin and Dave Chapelle are only capable of doing.

Posted by: Crowley at January 18, 2015 12:14 AM (zt+N6)

491 Good ite ONT folks. Either church or fishing tmorrow

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2015 12:15 AM (RMo/a)

492 /off Badger, King of Hell sock.

Posted by: buzzion at January 18, 2015 12:15 AM (zt+N6)

493 Be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2015 12:15 AM (RMo/a)

494 niters Mis Hum

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:16 AM (OsWis)

495 cm9000- I haven't protested mine own innocence in many years. Instead I punch back at my accusers saying they're worse.

I still wish that Asian-written characters would be played by Asians more often, though. (The white/black stuff just bores me these days.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2015 12:16 AM (AVEe1)

496 Chi you get up this way, it would be my pleasure to take you out

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian 
------------------
Well, I don't ride that bike, man. NTTAWWT!

But if I ever get up there, I'll go ice fishing with ya.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 12:17 AM (JYMMv)

497 I went in to talk to the fiancee, and verify that her TV situation is messed up. Made the mistake of walking over to the TV in socks to verify connections, and got a sewing needle stuck in the side of my heel. This, for a guy that has had two dental crowns put on without anesthetic because I HATE being poked with needles.....It's out, it wasn't objectively bad, but I'm feeling traumatized.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 12:18 AM (T1005)

498 More about my church -- the worship leader has a gold and platinum record.

We've been known to rock out.

Our pastor is a Doobie Brothers fan and recently retired. For his last Sunday, we surprised him by performing "Jesus is Just Alright" for the offertory. Hee hee.

Posted by: Mindy at January 18, 2015 12:19 AM (PUSS/)

499 >>>So what did he do to have a raptor gnawing on his foot?

Nothing much. Just pointed out that either alex is up way past her bedtime, or someone is socking our Emp...FUCK THEYRE SHREDDING MY BACK

Posted by: DC in River City at January 18, 2015 12:19 AM (e+1S5)

500 awww cooth...

you'll be ok.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:19 AM (OsWis)

501 498 .It's out, it wasn't objectively bad, but I'm feeling traumatized.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 12:18 AM (T1005)

Tell her you need a sammitch to ease your pain.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 12:20 AM (hufDb)

502 And g'night, Mis Hum. Stay warm.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 12:20 AM (JYMMv)

503 *shakes head sadly*

poor DC...

*pours shot in sympathy*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:20 AM (OsWis)

504 Blondie with Whipped Cream.

http://youtu.be/6JotMJ4AKV4

Posted by: buzzion at January 18, 2015 12:21 AM (zt+N6)

505 heya chi!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:21 AM (OsWis)

506 I can recall when there was only the Church proper, and the Quonset Hut. No building along Sherwood.



I used to ride a lawnmower engine powered car around in the parking
lot. For years, there was a playground where the newer buildings are
now.

There was a carousel (like this http://tinyurl.com/qzs5saj ) ,
slides, jungle gym, and one of those spinning rides, where each kid sits
opposite the other (kind of like a see-saw) and pumps on the handles
and footrests to make the thing spin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:46 PM (vPh3W)

Yes, all correct, I helped build the other buildings. If you are in CLT, my son's Eagle project was the water fountain that faces Province Rd come have a drink.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 18, 2015 12:21 AM (0FSuD)

507 re: 489
Thanks for the info, Misanthropic Humanitarian

Posted by: zerk at January 18, 2015 12:22 AM (dFBkj)

508 BTH, I wasn't saying anything about your character my brother.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 18, 2015 12:22 AM (8zCR+)

509 Crowley, I honestly haven't watched it since about season 6' but I imagine either Ackles or Padalecki could do it. Tho, Padalecki is my personal favorite.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 18, 2015 12:23 AM (WuBo6)

510 "Can't Breathe" types, lying in front of exit of American Sniper?

That is what golf shoes are for, yes?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 18, 2015 12:23 AM (RzZOc)

511 ya know, with the exception of DC's bloodcurdling screams, it's been a pretty quiet night thus far...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:23 AM (OsWis)

512 Jim,

Football cleats work better.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:24 AM (OsWis)

513 Well if you're sporting the same kinda pecs & abs, feel free to put up a pic. Don't be all talk & no action like DC. : P
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2015 11:59 PM (hufDb)

Maybe he was the mystery 'ron.

Posted by: CDR M at January 18, 2015 12:25 AM (93D1V)

514 THEYRE SHREDDING MY BACK

Isn't that part of the Raptor courting ritual?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 18, 2015 12:25 AM (UVfht)

515 cm9000, yeah I know, no worries

nini HQ

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2015 12:25 AM (AVEe1)

516 niters bth

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:26 AM (OsWis)

517 514Maybe he was the mystery 'ron.
Posted by: CDR M at January 18, 2015 12:25 AM (93D1V)

Thought he was one of the guesses you said was incorrect?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 12:26 AM (hufDb)

518 Either cleat will work, I'm sure. But, I want 'em to feel the pain of a GOLF cleat. I'll lie to 'em, and tell 'em it's from a 1%'er Country Club, too.

Not being a golfer, I'll have to buy a used pair on Craigslist, or such.....heh.

Oh, hell. I'll just wear my steel-toed boots, and trip and stumble an awful lot on the way out.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 18, 2015 12:27 AM (RzZOc)

519 In just long enough to say I'll be back in a little over an hour.

Don't burn the place down, you'll be _really_ sorry if the barrel catches fire.

Posted by: Piercello at January 18, 2015 12:27 AM (JybVy)

520 511 "Can't Breathe" types, lying in front of exit of American Sniper? 

That is what golf shoes are for, yes? 

Jim 
------------------
And nine irons, I think.


*hi back, Ma'am.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 12:27 AM (JYMMv)

521 >>>Maybe he was the mystery 'ron.

Maybe. Or maybe not.

*spooky music*

Posted by: DC in River City at January 18, 2015 12:27 AM (e+1S5)

522 515 THEYRE SHREDDING MY BACK
Isn't that part of the Raptor courting ritual?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 18, 2015 12:25 AM

That raptor is a gay homosexual!

Posted by: Eric Cartman at January 18, 2015 12:28 AM (hufDb)

523 Subotai Bahadur at January 18, 2015 12:09 AM (kFQ4X)



how did you get out of fernandez's place?

Posted by: n at January 18, 2015 12:29 AM (iBXmZ)

524 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 12:26 AM (hufDb)


Yeah, you're right. It wasn't him. Dang you got a memory!

Posted by: CDR M at January 18, 2015 12:29 AM (93D1V)

525 so DC is getting torn to shred by a gay raptor?

Fabulous.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:29 AM (OsWis)

526 shreds even...sheesh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:29 AM (OsWis)

527 That raptor is a gay homosexual!
Posted by: Eric Cartman at January 18, 2015 12:28 AM (hufDb)

******

So, another Lesbian trapped in a man's body?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 18, 2015 12:30 AM (eLjug)

528 BTW..... step on 'em with a football cleat? What, do you think I play dirty like Ndamukong Suh, or ???


/snark


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at January 18, 2015 12:30 AM (RzZOc)

529 Ice fishing babe at an ice festival in Gangwon province, South Korea, Wednesday.


http://tinyurl.com/mde4647

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 18, 2015 12:30 AM (AC0lD)

530 528,

heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:30 AM (OsWis)

531 501
awww cooth...



you'll be ok.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:19 AM (OsWis)


I can bounce back pretty fast.....but, as I tell the phlebotomists -- don't try to soft-pedal it, it's a phobia -- it's not supposed to make sense. If I had my druthers, they could take a small pair of pliers and rip a piece of my skin off to get their sample -- and the more they talk about "it's so tiny, you'll hardly feel it", the worse it gets. Last time I went in, I told the guy my standard schpiel about "don't bother telling me to breathe, it just annoys me......and if, by chance, I do pass out.....finish the draw."

[I'd much prefer the alternative instructions: "if I pass-out halfway through this, and wake up finding out you stopped and I have to do it all over again -- I will hurt you." I have stopped breathing for a minute or two, but have not yet passed out.]

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 12:32 AM (T1005)

532 529,

I hate to admit it, but if Suh comes to the Raiders (fat chance), I will giggle like a japanese schoolgirl. He was meant to wear the Silver and Black.

He was born too late.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:33 AM (OsWis)

533 Suh ain't coming to the Raiders. I'd love it if he did but he ain't. He'll go to a contender. The Raiders still need a few more good drafts like last year before getting needed depth.

Posted by: CDR M at January 18, 2015 12:34 AM (93D1V)

534 So, another Lesbian trapped in a man's body?

Only if the Raptor puts on DC's skin.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 18, 2015 12:34 AM (UVfht)

535 533 529, I hate to admit it, but if Suh comes to the Raiders (fat chance), I will giggle like a japanese schoolgirl. He was meant to wear the Silver and Black. He was born too late.

Actually I think that if he was playing in any other time the offensive linemen would be diving at his legs to cripple him and ensure he never played another down again.

Posted by: buzzion at January 18, 2015 12:34 AM (zt+N6)

536 Cool. Someone else here was stationed at Fort Benjamin Harrison a/k/a Uncle Bennnys Rest Home.

Posted by: CMU VET at January 18, 2015 12:35 AM (ejB0r)

537 525
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 12:26 AM (hufDb)





Yeah, you're right. It wasn't him. Dang you got a memory!

Posted by: CDR M at January 18, 2015 12:29 AM (93D1V)


She's got an interest....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 12:35 AM (T1005)

538 534,

I concur. But at least we now have a coach that players actually want to play for. I give him two years.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:36 AM (OsWis)

539 She's got an interest....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 12:35 AM (T1005)

She's gonna kick herself when she finds out who it is.

Posted by: CDR M at January 18, 2015 12:36 AM (93D1V)

540 buzzion,

in the 70s? oh yeah.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:36 AM (OsWis)

541 538 She's got an interest....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 12:35 AM (T1005)

Always ready to audition a new boy toy.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 12:37 AM (hufDb)

542 I concur. But at least we now have a coach that players actually want to play for. I give him two years.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:36 AM (OsWis)

Del Rio will do a good job. Just need a new stadium and some more good drafts and we'll be good to go. I played ball with Del Rio's younger brother Jason. I should reach out to him and see if I can get some sideline pass action.

Posted by: CDR M at January 18, 2015 12:37 AM (93D1V)

543 well, for the first time EVAH, we have a team president, who's sole job is to get a stadium.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:38 AM (OsWis)

544 540 She's gonna kick herself when she finds out who it is.
Posted by: CDR M at January 18, 2015 12:36 AM (93D1V)

Are you actually going to tell us? It's been how many years now?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 12:39 AM (hufDb)

545 Used to love the Kenny Stabler Raiders, back before even the gangs knew they existed.

Was like a biker gang took a wrong turn, and somehow ended up on the 30 yard line, 3rd and long, and the other team owed 'em money.

That was football!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 18, 2015 12:39 AM (RzZOc)

546 >>>Always ready to audition a new boy toy.

Please to remind the horde what the benefits being bebe's boy toy are. Asking for a friend.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: DC in River City at January 18, 2015 12:40 AM (e+1S5)

547
545 540 She's gonna kick herself when she finds out who it is. Posted by: CDR M at January 18, 2015 12:36 AM (93D1V) Are you actually going to tell us? It's been how many years now?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 12:39 AM (hufDb)


Watch it be DAve/MAx

Posted by: buzzion at January 18, 2015 12:40 AM (zt+N6)

548 Cool. Someone else here was stationed at Fort Benjamin Harrison a/k/a Uncle Bennnys Rest Home.
Posted by: CMU VET
--------------

Heh. Do you remember the name of that really seedy bar just outside of the gate?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2015 12:40 AM (l1zOH)

549 Watch it be DAve/MAx

Gabe.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 18, 2015 12:41 AM (UVfht)

550
547 >>>Always ready to audition a new boy toy. Please to remind the horde what the benefits being bebe's boy toy are. Asking for a friend. *shifty eyes*
Posted by: DC in River City at January 18, 2015 12:40 AM (e+1S5)


Getting to trade places with the ewok doll?

Posted by: buzzion at January 18, 2015 12:41 AM (zt+N6)

551 Jim,

THOSE were the games my dad took me too as a little girl.

That is the Raiders I remember also.

There's a reason why Al Davis hated the NFL. Beginning to see why...heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:41 AM (OsWis)

552 >>>Watch it be DAve/MAx

giggle snort. That would be perfectly awful.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 18, 2015 12:41 AM (e+1S5)

553 547,

Raptor tired of you already?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:42 AM (OsWis)

554 Del Rio's first image as a Raider.

http://tinyurl.com/m29vvat

Posted by: CDR M at January 18, 2015 12:43 AM (93D1V)

555 555,

LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:43 AM (OsWis)

556 Are you actually going to tell us? It's been how many years now?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 12:39 AM (hufDb)


Someday bebe, someday. I need to talk to his agent and find out when I can reveal it.

Posted by: CDR M at January 18, 2015 12:44 AM (93D1V)

557 @352 CQD.

If you want to save a good dime over Jim Beam, for a smoother Bourbon with a nearly identical profile, then try some Tom Sims Bourbon.

Bing searches reviews, here: http://tinyurl.com/pgltw65

Try it soon, thank me later. Oh, and don't muck about, just buy the 1.75ml large bottle, and be done with it. You'll regret buying smaller.

I took a bottle of Sims to the deer lease last month. Everyone with Woodford Reserve, Maker's, Knob Creek and other pricey Bourbons, ended up preferring the Sims.

I'm thinking it's work putting a few cases, (yes, literally) into the SHTF storage, to compliment the Val U Rite. The Sims, for my useage. Val U Rite for trade, barter, wound care and engine starting.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 18, 2015 12:14 AM (RzZOc)


God bless you, sir. I'm no snob, so I'm going to hunt down the Tom Sims and give it a try. Your description kind of reminds me of Early Times, which has a similar reputation. But now I want to try Sims!

Posted by: CQD at January 18, 2015 12:45 AM (G8YYJ)

558 >>Cool. Someone else here was stationed at Fort Benjamin Harrison a/k/a Uncle Bennnys Rest Home.
Posted by: CMU VET

I played golf there.

Posted by: Aviator at January 18, 2015 12:45 AM (3rrMW)

559 547 Please to remind the horde what the benefits being bebe's boy toy are. Asking for a friend.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: DC in River City at January 18, 2015 12:40 AM

That would get me in trouble, a la ms Tammy. Hmmm, how about novel cupcake & pudding dessert delivery? That thing in the mo...nope better not say it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 12:45 AM (hufDb)

560 559 Aviator

> I played golf there

Small world...

- PresBo

Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at January 18, 2015 12:47 AM (1brdf)

561 Hmm. Don't see Tim Sims in my liquor catalog.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2015 12:47 AM (l1zOH)

562 >>>Raptor tired of you already?

That leg will grow back. Probably.

And it was only a love bite. Bannion is the HMFIC of the raptors, and I'm on the Maim But Do Not Kill list.

If you can't trust an Army officer, who can you trust. Wait, now I see the flaw in my plan.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 18, 2015 12:47 AM (e+1S5)

563 Another Del Rio pic. Not as good as the first one but I do like the Chargers/Chiefs flags burning on the sinking ships in the background. The Bronco headband on the skull in his hand is a nice touch.

http://tinyurl.com/lr7rlr4

Posted by: CDR M at January 18, 2015 12:47 AM (93D1V)

564 550 Watch it be DAve/MAx
Gabe.


Well it wasnt ace. Not enough fur.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 12:47 AM (hufDb)

565 Ga'ould cat?

Posted by: Fox2! at January 18, 2015 12:47 AM (3OvCw)

566 I played golf there.
Posted by: Aviator at January 18, 2015 12:45 AM (3rrMW)

******8

I saw just that line before I saw your nic, and fully expected an Obumbles sock instead of yours.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 18, 2015 12:48 AM (z2f1n)

567 557
Are you actually going to tell us? It's been how many years now?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 12:39 AM (hufDb)





Someday bebe, someday. I need to talk to his agent and find out when I can reveal it.

Posted by: CDR M at January 18, 2015 12:44 AM (93D1V)


How 'bout this -- is it anyone on this thread?

[Not interested, myself, but a friend of BBD's....]

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 12:48 AM (T1005)

568 TOM Sims...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2015 12:48 AM (l1zOH)

569 Just got home from the Richmond MoMe. Great time with a great bunch of folks, but there were a couple who belong to the AoS Facebook group, but don't post or read here which struck me as...unusual. The place we went had a baked potato stuffed with steak, which was just as awesome as it sounds.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 18, 2015 12:48 AM (KAmzK)

570 >>I saw just that line before I saw your nic, and fully expected an Obumbles sock instead of yours.

Naw, I actually did play there when I was at the Indy VA. VA ID got you on the course.

Posted by: Aviator at January 18, 2015 12:49 AM (3rrMW)

571 Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 12:48 AM (T1005)

Well his name has been mentioned tonight.

Posted by: CDR M at January 18, 2015 12:50 AM (93D1V)

572 Ga'ould cat?

Does he have mice for his Jaffa?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 18, 2015 12:51 AM (UVfht)

573 Just got home from the Richmond MoMe.
-------------
*snap*

THAT'S why the place has been so civilized to night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2015 12:51 AM (l1zOH)

574 >>>Not interested, myself, but a friend of BBD's....

Tell gushie to get her ass back here.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 18, 2015 12:51 AM (e+1S5)

575 568 How 'bout this -- is it anyone on this thread?
[Not interested, myself, but a friend of BBD's....]
Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 12:48 AM (T1005)

Ha, you pry it out if him & I owe you an adult beverage at the mouse house!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 12:51 AM (hufDb)

576 The place we went had a baked potato stuffed with steak, which was just as awesome as it sounds.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 18, 2015 12:48 AM (KAmzK)

You could stuff an old tire with steak, and I'd eat it.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 18, 2015 12:52 AM (gfjCy)

577 Well his name has been mentioned tonight.

Posted by: CDR M at January 18, 2015 12:50 AM

This isn't about the 70's photo of dude in yard with muscle car is it? This is another mystery photo?

Posted by: otho at January 18, 2015 12:52 AM (tBSrv)

578 Made it back from the Richmond MoMee just now....shaking like a leaf from way to much coffee. A great group of people to meet.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 18, 2015 12:53 AM (l3vZN)

579 575 Tell gushie to get her ass back here.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 18, 2015 12:51 AM

I do. But Grinmy is home & he keeps her "busy". Gung ho and all that.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 12:53 AM (hufDb)

580 Hmm. Don't see Tim Sims in my liquor catalog.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2015 12:47 AM (l1zOH)


Is a liquor catalog supposed to have something besides Budweiser, Lite and cheap vodka?

Posted by: cm9000 at January 18, 2015 12:54 AM (8zCR+)

581 Tom Sims Label:

http://tinyurl.com/mqoqcbd


So, at least you'll know what you're looking for. Seems to be limited distribution out there. Try Spec's Finer Foods & Liquors, in the Houston market. Spec's is the 800 lb. Gorilla of liquor chains in this part of Texas, and is growing into Austin and San Antonio, too.

Like any other spirit, if your local outlet doesn't carry it....give 'em a printout of the label, and tell them to ask their distributor(s). Sooner or later, one of 'em will round it up and bring it in.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 18, 2015 12:54 AM (RzZOc)

582 575
>>>Not interested, myself, but a friend of BBD's....



Tell gushie to get her ass back here.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 18, 2015 12:51 AM (e+1S5)


I've met Grim -- he was at my birthday dinner. I encourage her to visit regularly, but I'm not the guy that's going to tell her to get her ass anywhere. Self-preservation, and all that.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 12:54 AM (T1005)

583 570

Wish I would've known earlier to make it.
I know Jinx went (great guy), you & Gingy, GGE - sorry I missed it.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 12:54 AM (JYMMv)

584 >>>Made it back from the Richmond MoMee just now....shaking like a leaf from way to much coffee. A great group of people to meet.

This is why I won't drive a long haul for a MoMee. When meeting morons, I'm in no mood for coffee. I want strong drink.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 18, 2015 12:54 AM (e+1S5)

585 564,

I like that too...

here's one:

https://tinyurl.com/mzw5dgs

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:55 AM (OsWis)

586 you'll be _really_ sorry if the barrel catches fire.

The Environmental Impact Statement would be LEGENDARY!

Posted by: Fox2! at January 18, 2015 12:55 AM (3OvCw)

587 We don't have Environmental Impact Statements in Peruvia.

Posted by: CDR M at January 18, 2015 12:56 AM (93D1V)

588 >>>I do. But Grinmy is home & he keeps her "busy". Gung ho and all that.

*nods sagely*

Posted by: DC in River City at January 18, 2015 12:56 AM (e+1S5)

589 578. This isn't about the 70's photo of dude in yard with muscle car is it? This is another mystery photo?
Posted by: otho at January 18, 2015 12:52 AM (tBSrv)

No different pic. Repost it CDR M, it's been awhile.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 12:57 AM (hufDb)

590 do you know there is a Whispering Eye Tequila

that's a pretty risqué name

Posted by: ThunderB, Hate Enthusiast at January 18, 2015 12:57 AM (zOTsN)

591 590
578. This isn't about the 70's photo of dude in yard with muscle car is it? This is another mystery photo?

Posted by: otho at January 18, 2015 12:52 AM (tBSrv)



No different pic. Repost it CDR M, it's been awhile.



Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 12:57 AM (hufDb)


SMFH probably hasn't seen it, it's been such a while.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 12:58 AM (T1005)

592 No different pic. Repost it CDR M, it's been awhile.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 12:57 AM


Oh, OK. Ta. The 70's muscle car dude was Vic, IIRC.

Posted by: otho at January 18, 2015 12:58 AM (tBSrv)

593 what pic?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:58 AM (OsWis)

594 591 do you know there is a Whispering Eye Tequila

that's a pretty risqu name
Posted by: ThunderB, Hate Enthusiast at January 18, 2015 12:57 AM (zOTsN)

Same company that makes the Inflated Scrotum tequila?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 18, 2015 12:59 AM (gfjCy)

595 It was good to get out of this empty house for a while, Chi. Better half gets back in a week, then it won't seem so lonely here.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 18, 2015 12:59 AM (l3vZN)

596 Is a liquor catalog supposed to have something besides Budweiser, Lite and cheap vodka?

Posted by: cm9000
---------------

In NC, liquor sales are by state controlled stores only. The state issues a catalog, listing all spirits and prices.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2015 12:59 AM (l1zOH)

597 No different pic. Repost it CDR M, it's been awhile.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 12:57 AM (hufDb)

Shit. That was some time ago and 100's of posts since. Might be awhile!

Posted by: CDR M at January 18, 2015 12:59 AM (93D1V)

598 595,

heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:59 AM (OsWis)

599 593 Otho

They had muscle cars in a the 1870's?

Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at January 18, 2015 12:59 AM (1brdf)

600 585 This is why I won't drive a long haul for a MoMee. When meeting morons, I'm in no mood for coffee. I want strong drink.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 18, 2015 12:54 AM

Hotel. Taxi/uber. Problem solved. You can thank me with a lemon drop martini.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 01:00 AM (hufDb)

601 588
We don't have Environmental Impact Statements in Peruvia.

Posted by: CDR M at January 18, 2015 12:56 AM (93D1V)


Sure we do -- just fill out form "3141592 - T. H. U. D." and pay the required graft fee to the appropriate agency. Oddly, they're never denied if the check clears.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 01:01 AM (T1005)

602 they sell tshirts with the brand initials and a highly stylized logo of an eye

the initials

WET

Posted by: ThunderB, Hate Enthusiast at January 18, 2015 01:01 AM (zOTsN)

603 They had muscle cars in a the 1870's?

Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at January 18, 2015 12:59 AM


Yep. Horse muscle.

Posted by: otho at January 18, 2015 01:01 AM (tBSrv)

604 591 do you know there is a Whispering Eye Tequila

that's a pretty risque name
------------------
Worse - did you know there is a "Two Fingers" tequila?
It's actually not bad.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 01:02 AM (JYMMv)

605 601. Death to uber!!!!!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 18, 2015 01:02 AM (xWSkE)

606 596
It was good to get out of this empty house for a while, Chi. Better
half gets back in a week, then it won't seem so lonely here.



Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 18, 2015 12:59 AM (l3vZN)


How is she doing, BTW? Did she get enough of herself collected that she could function well through the rest of her trip?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 01:03 AM (T1005)

607 594 what pic?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 12:58 AM

Shirtless mystery 'ron with a verruh nice chest.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 01:03 AM (hufDb)

608 #427

Ming the Merciless wasn't Asian. He was an alien, from Mongo. Though the Han from the original Buck Rogers novel were kind of Asian, though at the end hinted to be the product of aliens entering the Asian gene pool.

Khan was the product of genetic engineering. He looked like whatever they wanted him to look like. That they wanted a big buff Euro-Mexican but gave him that name is the mystery.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 18, 2015 01:03 AM (IdCqF)

609 604 otho

> Horse muscle

That's a euphemism, isn't it?

Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at January 18, 2015 01:03 AM (1brdf)

610 609 Epobirs

Mongo merely pawn...

Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at January 18, 2015 01:05 AM (1brdf)

611 596 It was good to get out of this empty house for a while, Chi. Better half gets back in a week, then it won't seem so lonely here. 

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at
------------------
Hope she's doing well after that scare. Tell her I said Hi.

Glad you could get out & make it there. Maybe next one, I will.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 01:05 AM (JYMMv)

612 608,

Oooh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 18, 2015 01:05 AM (OsWis)

613 606 601. Death to uber!!!!!!
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 18, 2015 01:02 AM

You may be safe NCJ, but I've had some pretty skeevy taxi drivers here.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 01:05 AM (hufDb)

614 Heh. Do you remember the name of that really seedy bar just outside of the gate?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2015 12:40 AM (l1zOH)


All of then, every single gate, everywhere, wold-wide.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2015 01:06 AM (NaeCR)

615 Here's the original Guess the 'ron post.

http://tinyurl.com/7p43pek

Posted by: CDR M at January 18, 2015 01:06 AM (93D1V)

616 Cooth:

She was out sightseeing that very afternoon and has put in a full week of work. Today she had a day off to look around the town some more, this time in the company of some former Ranger dude.

This is the way it works, she gets the trips to exotic locales and I do the duty in Harrisburg, Penna.

thanks for remembering and asking.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 18, 2015 01:06 AM (l3vZN)

617 609 That they wanted a big buff Euro-Mexican but gave him that name is the mystery.

****looks in shirt****

Well I know why they didn't call him joe
~~sob~~

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 18, 2015 01:06 AM (xWSkE)

618 See, you found it! Virtual shot through the USB.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 01:07 AM (hufDb)

619 614
606 601. Death to uber!!!!!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 18, 2015 01:02 AM



You may be safe NCJ, but I've had some pretty skeevy taxi drivers here.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 01:05 AM (hufDb)


Have you done any side-by-side comparisons against what you could make doing uber?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 01:07 AM (T1005)

620 613. The drivers here scare me to death
It's so bad even I won't use my own company

If PGIS ever shows up ask her how I drive

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 18, 2015 01:08 AM (xWSkE)

621 620. No but we hold massive contracts
There's no way uber could match what I can make

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 18, 2015 01:10 AM (xWSkE)

622 Khan was the product of genetic engineering. He looked like whatever
they wanted him to look like. That they wanted a big buff Euro-Mexican
but gave him that name is the mystery.


I think he was supposed to be Indian (from India).

Posted by: Weirddave at January 18, 2015 01:11 AM (KAmzK)

623 I miss PGIS.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 01:11 AM (hufDb)

624 601. Death to uber!!!!!!
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 18, 2015 01:02 AM (xWSkE)

*****

Yep, and Lyft as well. I own 2 cabs that I lease out. Drivers are hurting due to Uber and Lyft. Both services keep cutting their rates though. Much more, and their driver pool will dry up.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 18, 2015 01:13 AM (z2f1n)

625 Good night all. I see feckless leader has proposed tax cuts for the middle class......why do I think that my middle class wallet is about to take a hit?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 18, 2015 01:13 AM (l3vZN)

626 624. Same here
Also editor and runningrn

Lost the Seattle crew

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 18, 2015 01:13 AM (xWSkE)

627 The drivers here scare me to death

It's so bad even I won't use my own company



If PGIS ever shows up ask her how I drive

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 18, 2015 01:08 AM (xWSkE)

Aren't you in Honoruru?Other than people coming to a dead stop on H-1 to let others merge on, they are quite nice.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2015 01:13 AM (NaeCR)

628
I miss my 29 32 inch waist.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 18, 2015 01:13 AM (Po8Ix)

629 614 BBD


Uber drivers (and Lyft, to an extent) also have an insurability challenge:


http://preview.tinyurl.com/p45cstv

Posted by: speedster1 at January 18, 2015 01:14 AM (1brdf)

630
623 Khan was the product of genetic engineering. He looked like whatever they wanted him to look like. That they wanted a big buff Euro-Mexican but gave him that name is the mystery.I think he was supposed to be Indian (from India).
Posted by: Weirddave at January 18, 2015 01:11 AM (KAmzK)


According to Memory Alpha he was believed to be of Sikh origin from Northern India.

Posted by: buzzion at January 18, 2015 01:14 AM (zt+N6)

631 feckless leader has proposed tax cuts for the middle class


The middle class pays for all.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2015 01:14 AM (NaeCR)

632 #623

That was the implication of the name but the original episode only hinted at his history, suggesting his ilk took control of the planet briefly but were soon overthrown. STII didn't add much. There was a couple of novels that were intended to fill in the back story but I haven't read them.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 18, 2015 01:14 AM (IdCqF)

633 625. Uber showed up and now lyft but the city is going after them hard
Taxi services here are heavily regulated due to how critical tourism is

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 18, 2015 01:15 AM (xWSkE)

634 Anything interesting happen in the thread?

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 18, 2015 01:16 AM (0Ew3K)

635 617
Cooth:



She was out sightseeing that very afternoon and has put in a full
week of work. Today she had a day off to look around the town some
more, this time in the company of some former Ranger dude.



This is the way it works, she gets the trips to exotic locales and I do the duty in Harrisburg, Penna.



thanks for remembering and asking.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 18, 2015 01:06 AM (l3vZN)

Glad she's resilient like that. There are a variety of facets to what happened to her -- the personal existential threat; the violation of privacy; the financial burden; the logistical difficulties of continuing the international trip; the mechanics of credit cards and bank accounts; and, of course, maintaining progress at work. It is entirely to her credit that she has managed to keep moving forward.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 01:16 AM (T1005)

636 >>>I miss PGIS.

Me too. Anyone know where she went?

Posted by: DC in River City at January 18, 2015 01:16 AM (e+1S5)

637 632 feckless leader has proposed tax cuts for the middle class


The middle class pays for all.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2015 01:14 AM (NaeCR)


I thought those awful, awful rich folk carried the bulk of the tax burden.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 18, 2015 01:17 AM (gfjCy)

638 Oh, reminds me
One of the PGA pros got kidnapped, robbed, and beat unconscious last night
Wonder if the Sony Open will come back next year

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 18, 2015 01:17 AM (xWSkE)

639 635 Anything interesting happen in the thread?
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 18, 2015 01:16 AM (0Ew3K)

CDR M reposted the mystery shirtless moron. And one of AtC's raptors wants DC to be his girlfriend.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 01:17 AM (hufDb)

640 Taxi medallions are and have been one of the greatest sources of local graft for the past 40 years.

Death to cartels; long live the free market.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2015 01:18 AM (fADgx)

641
Cumberpatch was an awful Khan. Doughboy looking poof.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 18, 2015 01:18 AM (Po8Ix)

642 Essentially, if you were casting a giant badass guy from India in 1967, who had to speak perfect English, who would you have gotten.

It's the same problem with non-humanoid characters. CG can fill some of the gap if you have the budget but actors who can play the parts aren't easy to find. Then there is the problem of making them into exaggerated cartoons if the audience is supposed to empathize with them. That wasn't a problem for the Gorn on Enterprise, which was nicely scary and pretty good for TV.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 18, 2015 01:18 AM (IdCqF)

643 >>I thought those awful, awful rich folk carried the bulk of the tax burden.

Yeah, but now the middle class are those rich bastards making more than 20K a year.

Posted by: Aviator at January 18, 2015 01:18 AM (3rrMW)

644 No but we hold massive contracts
There's no way uber could match what I can make
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 18, 2015 01:10 AM (xWSkE)

******

Uber drivers have had their rates cut by 20% 3 times in the last year. Same with Lyft. They are now making 51 % of what they made a year ago.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 18, 2015 01:19 AM (eLjug)

645
626 Good night all. I see feckless leader has proposed tax cuts for the middle class......why do I think that my middle class wallet is about to take a hit?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 18, 2015 01:13 AM (l3vZN)


Well yeah why not. Sure its probably bullshit, but why wouldn't Obama start claiming tax cuts right after the gutless wonders of the GOP just proposed raising the gasoline tax.

Posted by: buzzion at January 18, 2015 01:20 AM (zt+N6)

646 637
>>>I miss PGIS.



Me too. Anyone know where she went?

Posted by: DC in River City at January 18, 2015 01:16 AM (e+1S5)


I thought she'd been here not too long ago.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 01:20 AM (T1005)

647 I thought those awful, awful rich folk carried the bulk of the tax burden.



Rich people go to France with James Taylor and play old sappy songs, they do not generate much revenue. But they do have fabulous trust funds.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2015 01:21 AM (NaeCR)

648 641. Thank god we don't do the medallions
I think it's us and DC out of the big cities who don't do it

Btw, my company is the 2nd biggest in the country
Yellow in NY is the biggie

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 18, 2015 01:21 AM (xWSkE)

649 635 Anything interesting happen in the thread? 
Posted by: The Political Hat
------------------
Let's see...
Hollywood reboots
ice fishing
guns
A mini MoMe in Va
half naked 'ron's
cheap liquor
And kittens. I'm pretty sure there were kittens.

Pretty much a normal night.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 01:22 AM (JYMMv)

650
...and a muslim partridge in a pear tree!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 18, 2015 01:23 AM (Po8Ix)

651 645. Damn, that's not worth driving then
I mean I understand the service and welcome the competition but they need to follow the same regs as I do

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 18, 2015 01:24 AM (xWSkE)

652 Cumberpatch was an awful Khan. Doughboy looking poof.

Posted by: Soothsayer


Nope, his character worked in context of the plot.

...and 'doughboy,' was that a slight against our servicemen in WWI??"?ELEVLENTY!!!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2015 01:25 AM (fADgx)

653 Btw, my company is the 2nd biggest in the country

The Cab,
Ask for it by name.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2015 01:26 AM (NaeCR)

654 "524
Subotai Bahadur at January 18, 2015 12:09 AM (kFQ4X)







how did you get out of fernandez's place?"


Having multiple personalities, I can turn up in all sorts of places. ;-). Just dropped by lurking as usual and saw kbdabear's comment.

Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at January 18, 2015 01:26 AM (kFQ4X)

655
...and 'doughboy,' was that a slight against our servicemen in WWI??"?ELEVLENTY!!!!!


Confound youuuuuu!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 18, 2015 01:27 AM (Po8Ix)

656 Rich people go to France with James Taylor and play old sappy songs, they do not generate much revenue. But they do have fabulous trust funds.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2015 01:21 AM (NaeCR)


Yeah, and those Gulfstreams don't fly themselves.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 18, 2015 01:27 AM (gfjCy)

657
Khan was supposed to be Alpha.

Not just Alpha, but the Alpha's Alpha.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 18, 2015 01:28 AM (Po8Ix)

658 656
...and 'doughboy,' was that a slight against our servicemen in WWI??"?ELEVLENTY!!!!!
Confound youuuuuu!

Where's the luv?!

Posted by: Pillsbury Doughboy at January 18, 2015 01:28 AM (hufDb)

659
Alpha Supreme.

JJ Abrams had Cumberpatch play a Beta. And you're right, he fit the role.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 18, 2015 01:29 AM (Po8Ix)

660 Odds Coothie gets the magic number?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 01:30 AM (hufDb)

661 Having multiple personalities, I can turn up in all sorts of places. ;-). Just dropped by lurking as usual and saw kbdabear's comment.
Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at January 18, 2015 01:26 AM (kFQ4X)

I have always thought those complaining about multiple personalities were simply undisciplined. You would be surprised what you are able to achieve with a stable of alternate personalities post it notes and a good communications structure.


not to mention the plausible deniability.



lemons and lemonade.

Posted by: n at January 18, 2015 01:30 AM (iBXmZ)

662 Damn, that's not worth driving then
I mean I understand the service and welcome the competition but they need to follow the same regs as I do
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 18, 2015 01:24 AM (xWSkE)

*******

Exactly. And, they need to have the same insurance and pickup area permit requirements, as wells as tags, inspections...etc. My cars are not permitted for Atlanta AP pickups. So, we (wink) don't do them. But Uber and Lyft roll right in, as they claim they are not cabs and are exempt from taxi regs. Except for, you know, that whole paying money for a ride thing.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 18, 2015 01:30 AM (5kNXS)

663 Confound youuuuuu!
Posted by: Soothsayer


I, a 'member' in the Internet Avenger Brigade, will deem it a temporary slight and soar on, up-wards into the heady heights of the stinking city.

Just remember, we watch, oh yes, we watch...
*Batman pose*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2015 01:30 AM (fADgx)

664 Slooowwwww

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 01:30 AM (hufDb)

665 ?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 01:30 AM (hufDb)

666 Slooowwwww
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 01:30 AM (hufDb)


is that an observation or command?

Posted by: n at January 18, 2015 01:31 AM (iBXmZ)

667 RE: Reboots

Check out this cover/rerecording of Metallica's "St. Anger" -- which I absolutely hated. These guys did it right:

http://youtu.be/zCiNPgoGa6M

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 18, 2015 01:31 AM (18q33)

668 666 bebe's boobs destroy

BOOM

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 18, 2015 01:32 AM (NaeCR)

669 Awwww it's been a long time. Your souls. Hand em over.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 01:32 AM (hufDb)

670 641 Taxi medallions are and have been one of the greatest sources of local graft for the past 40 years. 
Death to cartels; long live the free market

Posted by: weft cut-loop
------------------
I live in city A, less than a mile from the border of city B.
pretty sure I can't have a cab from city B come into my city to pick me up. "Against regulations."
I'd have to call a cab from my own city, even if I'm going fifteen miles into city B - it's a racket.

And the number of cabs allowed in each city are limited - I guess that's what y'all mean by "medallions? "

Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 01:32 AM (JYMMv)

671 667 is that an observation or command?
Posted by: n at January 18, 2015 01:31 AM (iBXmZ)

At the moment it's an observation. Of the thread.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 01:34 AM (hufDb)

672 And the number of cabs allowed in each city are limited - I guess that's what y'all mean by "medallions? "
Posted by: shredded chi


effectively, yes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2015 01:34 AM (fADgx)

673
Taxi Medallions...

Lick-her Licenses...

what else??

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 18, 2015 01:34 AM (Po8Ix)

674 661
Odds Coothie gets the magic number?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 01:30 AM (hufDb)


A variety of distractions.....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 01:36 AM (T1005)

675 All right, ye Horde. I'm off to snoozeville.

Hasta la nite nite!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 18, 2015 01:36 AM (RzZOc)

676 Speaking of Alphas, the World's Most Interesting Man was a red shirt of the original Trek.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 18, 2015 01:37 AM (IdCqF)

677 654. Yeppers, that's us
Owner is actually a really nice guy...insanely rich of course

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 18, 2015 01:38 AM (xWSkE)

678 643 Essentially, if you were casting a giant badass guy from India in 1967, who had to speak perfect English, who would you have gotten.
------------------
Telly Savalas comes to mind. Sure, he was Greek, but would easily pass for Indian. Heck - dot or feather.


Anyway, time to put some cherry turnovers in the toaster over...

Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 01:38 AM (JYMMv)

679 JJ Abrams had Cumberpatch play a Beta.
Posted by: Soothsayer


A 'Beta' that assassinates the bulk of the Star Fleet command and escapes? A 'Beta' that resides on the Klingon homeworld undetected?

Soomigo, this 'Beta' is not what you think it means.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2015 01:38 AM (fADgx)

680
670 bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 01:32 AM (hufDb)

Awwww it's been a long time. Your souls. Hand em over.


Is someone channelling Doris Day?


Posted by: Arbalest at January 18, 2015 01:39 AM (FlRtG)

681 Ugggh
Looks like I'm not going to catch the $100+ run tonight
May as well go home and beat the wife and kid

Brb, gotta drive

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 18, 2015 01:40 AM (xWSkE)

682 652
645. Damn, that's not worth driving then

I mean I understand the service and welcome the competition but they need to follow the same regs as I do

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 18, 2015 01:24 AM (xWSkE)


The problem is that there are two sorts of regulations -- best practices, and restraints on competition -- and politics is exactly the wrong way to tell the difference.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 01:41 AM (T1005)

683 I wish I was in that Mercedes Benz
Sealed away from my sins
I'd have the music high
Goin' 95

Posted by: model_1066 at January 18, 2015 01:42 AM (gfjCy)

684 And the number of cabs allowed in each city are limited - I guess that's what y'all mean by "medallions? "
Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 01:32 AM (JYMMv)

******

Yes, they are limited. My cars are permitted by law to pick up in one City and one full County in the NW Atlanta suburbs. Taxi drivers that are good develop regular clients, and they want reliable services wherever they may want to be picked up. So, my drivers do that, at some risk. The County that we have one cities permits in has 3 large cab companies in it. We have tried for County wide permits for the last year. The County has told me that they are proud of,their,reputation for regulating quality, while those in charge of this,do not even live in this County or use their services. When told "Customers self,regulate quality of services", I was met with a blank stare.

Why, it's almost as if these Govt. Drones have never had any competition in providing the services they are charged with regulating.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 18, 2015 01:46 AM (z2f1n)

685
The problem is that there are two sorts of regulations -- best practices, and restraints on competition -- and politics is exactly the wrong way to tell the difference.
Posted by: cthulhu


Boom. The Tentacled Hoary Old One deigns to grace us with clarity rather than MADNESS.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2015 01:48 AM (fADgx)

686 And the number of cabs allowed in each city are limited - I guess that's what y'all mean by "medallions? "
Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 01:32 AM (JYMMv)

well limited until the gov decides to sell another batch, which decreases the value of your medallion. in nyc taxi medallions go for as much as a million.

Posted by: n at January 18, 2015 01:49 AM (iBXmZ)

687 675 A variety of distractions.....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 01:36 AM (T1005)

Finally got your sammitch?

Ok nite nite time.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 18, 2015 01:50 AM (hufDb)

688 God, is that Twitter full of asskissers..

Posted by: TexasJew at January 18, 2015 01:50 AM (Ma5u/)

689 685
And the number of cabs allowed in each city are limited - I guess that's what y'all mean by "medallions? "

Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 01:32 AM (JYMMv)



******



Yes, they are limited. My cars are permitted by law to pick up in
one City and one full County in the NW Atlanta suburbs. Taxi drivers
that are good develop regular clients, and they want reliable services
wherever they may want to be picked up. So, my drivers do that, at some
risk. The County that we have one cities permits in has 3 large cab
companies in it. We have tried for County wide permits for the last
year. The County has told me that they are proud of,their,reputation for
regulating quality, while those in charge of this,do not even live in
this County or use their services. When told "Customers self,regulate
quality of services", I was met with a blank stare.



Why, it's almost as if these Govt. Drones have never had any
competition in providing the services they are charged with regulating.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 18, 2015 01:46 AM (z2f1n)


Any government-enforced monopoly breaks down when the amount of government graft paid gets close to the costs of circumventing government controls.

This has, historically been looked at in the applied area -- "too high customs duties encourages smuggling" or "excess cigarette taxes encourages sale of 'loosies'." But there is a larger principle to be observed.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 01:52 AM (T1005)

690 Happy-ish Saturday evening, a few minutes too late ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic... at January 18, 2015 01:54 AM (P+IZm)

691 But there is a larger principle to be observed.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 01:52 AM (T1005)

******

Sure. Supply for quality services and demand for same come to mind.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 18, 2015 01:56 AM (z2f1n)

692
Finally got your sammitch?

This would make a good epitaph for you.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 18, 2015 01:58 AM (Po8Ix)

693
Sure. Supply for quality services and demand for same come to mind.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty


But, but think of the children votes children gestickendizonink!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2015 02:00 AM (fADgx)

694 I'm certainly not what a driver would consider a good client - or regular, anyway. I may use a cab once every couple of years, so I don't know local regs, just know that it's a racket.

Out of town? Different story. I find a e cent driver, get his cell, and call him directly. Worked everywhere. Chicago - "Take me to the best Blues club in town." "Sorry, sir. I can't take you there - it ain't safe. But I've got a great place for you".
Seattle, Denver, Charlotte - good experiences.
New Orleans? The first cabby I called was cool. "Mind if I smoke?"
"Is it a joint?"
"Well, I have one of those, too..." (that was years ago, btw)

This guy actually took my drunk buddy home with him, put him on his family couch, then brought him back before 7am to get to work the next morning. Refused to take him out to the seedy side of town.
That guy made $1000 in a week of tips just from 3 of us. THAT was a driver.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 02:00 AM (JYMMv)

695 This guy actually took my drunk buddy home with him, put him on his family couch, then brought him back before 7am to get to work the next morning. Refused to take him out to the seedy side of town.
That guy made $1000 in a week of tips just from 3 of us. THAT was a driver.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 02:00 AM (JYMMv)

*****_

Yep, those are real drivers. Sadly, in every story you listed, the driver was doing something illegal. Sad, ain't it?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 18, 2015 02:03 AM (eLjug)

696 Certainly a different approach to rolling drunks.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 18, 2015 02:04 AM (IdCqF)

697 Well, I'm back.

Too late for a chance at the magic number, as it happens. Oh, well, stuff needed doing.

Posted by: Piercello at January 18, 2015 02:04 AM (JybVy)

698 Heh! Maximum Overdrive on TCM! One of my favorite bad, cheesball movies. Its tied up there with Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at January 18, 2015 02:06 AM (20X6f)

699 Coothie, sorry to hear about your collet woes. Mine seem to be in good order, thankfully.

I might have accidentally partially melted some aluminum today, but nothing too serious. Heh.

But the jig I am making is progressing nicely, except that I have exactly none at all of the right kind of screws.

Posted by: Piercello at January 18, 2015 02:08 AM (JybVy)

700 Heh! Maximum Overdrive on TCM! One of my favorite bad, cheesball movies. Its tied up there with Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at January 18, 2015 02:06 AM (20X6f)

********

Man, I have been wanting to ask you for a while now.....how did you score a gig that features watching movies as a part of the job description?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 18, 2015 02:09 AM (eLjug)

701 I am working. Mostly admin stuff done at a computer. The TV is on in the background. Its just slow right now. Mids usually are.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at January 18, 2015 02:11 AM (20X6f)

702 Man, I have been wanting to ask you for a while now.....how did you
score a gig that features watching movies as a part of the job
description?


When I was 18, i worked as a projectionist (operator actually, I wasn't union). You have to watch all the movies after you put them together to make sure you didn't mess up a splice.I think I saw every movie that came out in '85-'86.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 18, 2015 02:16 AM (KAmzK)

703 Oh, and I scored the job by simply posting my resume at a few places (WashPost, Clearancejobs.com, etc.).

Posted by: puddleglum@work at January 18, 2015 02:16 AM (20X6f)

704 Yeah, I'm aware that they were breaking some local laws.
I tend to think of things more in terms of illegal vs. immoral.

(No, Epo - he was just a decent guy that did the right thing)

F the city is usually my go to position. 30 years of paying property taxes tends to do that to a guy. Not to mention that my little no-name city has adopted a food tax equal to that of NYC. Yeah.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 02:17 AM (JYMMv)

705 2 I am working. Mostly admin stuff done at a computer. The TV is on in the background. Its just slow right now. Mids usually are.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at January 18, 2015 02:11 AM (20X6f)

*****

Oh, I get that you're working. I just never had a job where I could ever even think of watching any kind of TV. I have always been in sales though, where they expect you to create or service demand.

Allow me to qualify....if you are in Sales and you think you have nothing to do, you are doing it wrong. If you are in service, quiet is good, hectic is bad.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 18, 2015 02:22 AM (rsO9D)

706 700
Coothie, sorry to hear about your collet woes. Mine seem to be in good order, thankfully.



I might have accidentally partially melted some aluminum today, but nothing too serious. Heh.



But the jig I am making is progressing nicely, except that I have exactly none at all of the right kind of screws.

Posted by: Piercello at January 18, 2015 02:08 AM (JybVy)


Wait until you discover the joys of milling plastic. You can do so many cool things with it (you can CNC-carve smoke-colored plastic to where you can hold it up to the light and see a picture).....but, half the time you work with it, you melt plastic onto your cutter.

And here's where the bonus points come in.....there are about 47,000 flavors of plastic, all of whom need different feed rates to get nice chips and no melt....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 02:24 AM (T1005)

707 Ah, I'm not in sales. I'm a tech. Nothing breaks, then all is well and I chill. Shit starts to break then I'm no longer chilling.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at January 18, 2015 02:26 AM (20X6f)

708 Ah, I'm not in sales. I'm a tech. Nothing breaks, then all is well and I chill. Shit starts to break then I'm no longer chilling.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at January 18, 2015 02:26 AM (20X6f)

****

Got that. Understood. That was the reason for my post.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 18, 2015 02:27 AM (VHKLL)

709 703
Man, I have been wanting to ask you for a while now.....how did you

score a gig that features watching movies as a part of the job

description?

When I was 18, i worked as a projectionist
(operator actually, I wasn't union). You have to watch all the movies
after you put them together to make sure you didn't mess up a splice.I
think I saw every movie that came out in '85-'86.


Posted by: Weirddave at January 18, 2015 02:16 AM (KAmzK)


My grandfather was a projectionist back before "safety film".

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 02:29 AM (T1005)

710 703
Man, I have been wanting to ask you for a while now.....how did you

score a gig that features watching movies as a part of the job

description?

When I was 18, i worked as a projectionist
(operator actually, I wasn't union). You have to watch all the movies
after you put them together to make sure you didn't mess up a splice.I
think I saw every movie that came out in '85-'86.


Posted by: Weirddave at January 18, 2015 02:16 AM (KAmzK)


Incidentally, didn't you have to project the splices live? I had friends in AV in the early 80's (one was later a roommate -- we're godparents of the other's three kids.) That was around 1982, and would be interesting that the changeover happened before '85.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 02:38 AM (T1005)

711 Cth,
I could probably use some of your brains & tool knowledge this week -
I have a job to build a floor/fold-up ramp for a van. Guy has a carpet cleaning business and wants to roll his machines in & out of said van.

And he wants it made of aluminum. I'm thinking of starting with some HF ramps, but won't know more until tomorrow.
I don't b even have a welder, much less the ability to weld aluminum. ..

Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 02:40 AM (JYMMv)

712 712
Cth,

I could probably use some of your brains tool knowledge this week -

I have a job to build a floor/fold-up ramp for a van. Guy has a
carpet cleaning business and wants to roll his machines in out of
said van.



And he wants it made of aluminum. I'm thinking of starting with some HF ramps, but won't know more until tomorrow.

I don't b even have a welder, much less the ability to weld aluminum. ..

Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 02:40 AM (JYMMv)


You know where to find me.

And, BTW, welding aluminum is a PITA. It is so much easier to screw aluminum together, it isn't even funny.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 02:43 AM (T1005)

713 Incidentally, didn't you have to project the splices live?

Dunno what you mean. You cut the film, one side on a frame line, one side 1 sprocket hole over. Then you overlap them by 1 sprocket hole, put tape across, bring the cutter down, turn the film over and do it again. All of this is done on the rewind table, not in the projector. Here's a vid of the process, although this guy does a butt splice. Overlap splices are stronger (but you do lose one frame of film when you tear the movie down).

Posted by: Weirddave at January 18, 2015 02:48 AM (KAmzK)

714 Oh, I know. My BIL is a machinist (well, ex). I know all about welding alum & cast...
I'm thinking rivets. And a big payday when I finish.

Sad part is, this guy is five foot nuthin' - maybe 110 pounds, so he wants a loooong ramp instead of something that can just stow under a false floor. He wants to open the back door, fold it down, and roll tools...

Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 02:49 AM (JYMMv)

715 714
Incidentally, didn't you have to project the splices live?

Dunno
what you mean. You cut the film, one side on a frame line, one side 1
sprocket hole over. Then you overlap them by 1 sprocket hole, put tape
across, bring the cutter down, turn the film over and do it again. All
of this is done on the rewind table, not in the projector. Here's a vid
of the process, although this guy does a butt splice. Overlap splices
are stronger (but you do lose one frame of film when you tear the movie
down).


Posted by: Weirddave at January 18, 2015 02:48 AM (KAmzK)


Old Style: While projecting a film, you find that you're getting to the end of a reel. You've loaded the next reel on the second projector. While all the action in the film is directed toward the upper left, there is a blip on the lower right -- you start the second projector. A few minutes later, the action onscreen fades to black......and then the second blip on the lower right. You turn off the first projector.

That's the way it was done for all the years before projectors could take the whole flick in one go.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 02:57 AM (T1005)

716 716 Old Style: While projecting a film, you find that you're getting to the end of a reel. You've loaded the next reel on the second projector. While all the action in the film is directed toward the upper left, there is a blip on the lower right -- you start the second projector. A few minutes later, the action onscreen fades to black......and then the second blip on the lower right. You turn off the first projector.

There's an episode of Columbo where the intrepid detective gives it a go. And botches it horribly, of course.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 18, 2015 03:13 AM (o78gS)

717 609 Khan was the product of genetic engineering. He looked like whatever they wanted him to look like.

He was one of them thar shape-shifting Jews?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 18, 2015 03:18 AM (o78gS)

718 I'm still a bit shaken-up, but there are still a bunch of other morons whose absence is being felt.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 03:18 AM (T1005)

719 What has you shaken up?

Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 03:20 AM (5jPLo)

720 Night all.

Here is "Ole' Nessie" from Mastodon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo6mpg3KQZ0

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 18, 2015 03:27 AM (0Ew3K)

721 Old Style: While projecting a film, you find that you're getting to the
end of a reel. You've loaded the next reel on the second projector.
While all the action in the film is directed toward the upper left,
there is a blip on the lower right -- you start the second projector. A
few minutes later, the action onscreen fades to black......and then the
second blip on the lower right. You turn off the first projector.

That's the way it was done for all the years before projectors could take the whole flick in one go.


That's not splicing, that's a changeover. It was automated long before my time, although I did occasionally have to do it manually working a side job screening films for, IIRC, an advertising agency. Each reel is threaded on a seven second leader, when you see the first changeover marker(black dot, upper right) you start the second projector. 6 seconds later you see the second dot, you simultaneously close the douser on the first projector, open it on the second, and stamp on the petal that transfers the sound source from machine one to machine two. Then you rewind the first reel, thread the third reel onto the first projector, and in twenty minutes do it all over again going the other way. As you said, old school. Real old school is carbon arc lamps. I never worked with one of those. Just in case you were wondering Xenon bulbs make a wonderful "BOOM" when you throw them off the roof of a theatre into the alley below (or so I've heard *wink*).

Posted by: Weirddave at January 18, 2015 03:38 AM (KAmzK)

722 ver worked with one of those. Just in case you were wondering Xenon bulbs make a wonderful "BOOM" when you throw them off the roof of a theatre into the alley below (or so I've heard *wink*).
Posted by: Weirddave


Yes, we know.

Posted by: Not the ATEff at January 18, 2015 03:51 AM (fADgx)

723 720
What has you shaken up?

Posted by: shredded chi at January 18, 2015 03:20 AM (5jPLo)


Random impalement -- see @498

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 04:05 AM (T1005)

724 cthulhu what's wrong?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 18, 2015 04:06 AM (9GG/0)

725 oh, just read 498
ow ow ow

Posted by: chemjeff at January 18, 2015 04:07 AM (9GG/0)

726 722
Old Style: While projecting a film, you find that you're getting to the

end of a reel. You've loaded the next reel on the second projector.

While all the action in the film is directed toward the upper left,

there is a blip on the lower right -- you start the second projector. A

few minutes later, the action onscreen fades to black......and then the

second blip on the lower right. You turn off the first projector.

That's the way it was done for all the years before projectors could take the whole flick in one go.

That's
not splicing, that's a changeover. It was automated long before my
time, although I did occasionally have to do it manually working a side
job screening films for, IIRC, an advertising agency. Each reel is
threaded on a seven second leader, when you see the first changeover
marker(black dot, upper right) you start the second projector. 6 seconds
later you see the second dot, you simultaneously close the douser on
the first projector, open it on the second, and stamp on the petal that
transfers the sound source from machine one to machine two. Then you
rewind the first reel, thread the third reel onto the first projector,
and in twenty minutes do it all over again going the other way. As you
said, old school. Real old school is carbon arc lamps. I never worked
with one of those. Just in case you were wondering Xenon bulbs make a
wonderful "BOOM" when you throw them off the roof of a theatre into the
alley below (or so I've heard *wink*).


Posted by: Weirddave at January 18, 2015 03:38 AM (KAmzK)


Now we're talking. People get the impression that projectionists just double-click on "play". There used to be an intricate little dance involved.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 04:09 AM (T1005)

727 #498.... ouch.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 18, 2015 04:14 AM (I8nxO)

728 good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at January 18, 2015 04:17 AM (9GG/0)

729 726
oh, just read 498
ow ow ow


Posted by: chemjeff at January 18, 2015 04:07 AM (9GG/0)


Not so much "ow" -- but a whole lot of "this is WRONG". As I've mentioned before, I've had two dental crowns put on without anesthetic 'cause I don't like being a pincushion. You want "ow" -- try prepping a crown.

But looking down and finding a sewing needle sticking out of you is decidedly unpleasant. It wasn't very big and hadn't penetrated very far, but it's not supposed to be there in the first place.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 04:18 AM (T1005)

730 Lit up the kitchen with some new LED bulbs this evening -- the kind associated with GGE.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2015 04:32 AM (T1005)

731 Anyone awake? It's 3 am, and there's a skunk in my living room. Suggestions? Please?

Posted by: Bob's House of etc. at January 18, 2015 04:55 AM (yxw0r)

732 Ok, now behind dryer, six feet from open door to outside. Waiting this out...

Posted by: Bob's House of etc. at January 18, 2015 05:17 AM (yxw0r)

733 Cthulu
Try stepping in a scorpion in the middle of the night with bare feet.
It feels like an 8 penny nail being shoved into your foot.

I've had that happen four separate times...
You'd think I'd learn.

Posted by: TexasJew at January 18, 2015 05:18 AM (Ma5u/)

734 Throw some dog food out side. Skunks are always getting into the dog food

They especially love Alpo, I've discovered..

Posted by: TexasJew at January 18, 2015 05:24 AM (Ma5u/)

735 I'm diabetic, so I can walk across glass without feeling it. And there's a damn SKUNK in my house.

Posted by: Bob's House of etc. at January 18, 2015 05:26 AM (yxw0r)

736 No dog food available...no dog. Which I suppose is good, as said dog might have caused said skunk to unload. Must have fallen through the chimney.

Posted by: Bob's House of etc. at January 18, 2015 05:28 AM (yxw0r)

737 I actually steeped on three 8 penny finish nails when I was about 7. Went in my right heel bone. Ouches and sniveling on my older brother's part as he left them where I could step on them. What a bergdahl! Well, off to work and then the gunshow!

Posted by: Eromero at January 18, 2015 05:45 AM (go5uR)

738 Skunks on the roof? Is that a thing that happens? They seem more ground-oriented, burrowing sort of creatures.

Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at January 18, 2015 05:53 AM (c+gwp)

739 Im in a steep canyon. There's about a one-foot gap between the backyard and the roof.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 18, 2015 06:01 AM (yxw0r)

740 Ah...So, skunk situation still in progress? We had a huge cicada in the kitchen once and that caused mayhem...can't imagine a skunk.

Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at January 18, 2015 06:16 AM (Tuh4Y)

741 I don't think that I will be comfortable anymore by calling cowardly murderers "Islamic terrorists" or "radical Islamists". We've got to be careful what we call those people so that we don't insult anyone and "make" them go bugfuck crazy and "make" them kill their neighbors because of Islam. Jesus wept, I would guess.

Posted by: goon at January 18, 2015 06:22 AM (gNTQS)

742 Juvenile spotted skunk. Turned on the dryer to spook him out. Left some cheap chorizo outside the door. Now awaiting the inevitable raccoon attack. This naturally can't happen in, say, July, when leaving a door open doesn't cost a small fortune...

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 18, 2015 06:26 AM (yxw0r)

743 Nood

Posted by: Old Dog at January 18, 2015 06:31 AM (tQYJH)

744 I once had stapler open for some reason and fumble it so it swung around and drove a staple into my bare knee. I didn't really hurt but that might have been because I was so stunned. I pulled it out easily and it bled a little. That was it. The shock was worse than any pain I might have felt otherwise.

When I was 8 or 9, my brothers, two and four years older than me, were wrestling when the younger found something my mother had lost: a needlepoint needle. Anyone familiar knows these are big blunt things. It went in my brother's leg and kept moving as his muscles involuntarily spasmed from the pain. The hospital used a pair of magnets to hold it in place so they could go after it without making it a fishing expedition. To this day he has a scar at the bottom right of his left knee that looks like a fat earthworm. That was pretty painful but he beat that about seven years later in a motorcycle crash that broke the femur of the same leg and bruised his entire groin. He was airborne for about 15 feet and landed face first but fortunately was wearing a full face helmet. Anything else is a joke. Looking at the front of that helmet later, he would he either been DRT or horribly disfigured.

Anyway, after that, he said the needle in his leg was comparatively not so bad.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 18, 2015 06:53 AM (IdCqF)

745 I don't know if I'm the only one like this, but sometimes I look back at things that I did as a kid and I'm embarrassed... today. One of those things is: the times I'd have someone over to my house and would say "you gotta listen to this - it's the coolest song ever!" and would then play them Revolution 9 or something.

Now I realize that this is perfectly normal behavior for a 14 year old. And I realize that I actually got turned on to some awesome music when my friends did this to me, and vice versa - I really did turn people on to some great stuff.

BUT... seeing my kids do it, today, makes me cringe because as often as not you can see the pain on the other person's face. "Damn, I have to listen to this crap for 5 minutes or I'm being rude..." You can read their minds, and you KNOW it was that way when YOU were 14.

So I watch the Secretary of State of the United States and WHAMMO! I am transported back.

It's not "tone-deafness." It's so far beyond that... I'm not sure there are words for this.

We have juveniles and imbeciles running our country. That's the only conclusion that fits this bizarro-world scenario...

Posted by: RobM1981 at January 18, 2015 07:42 AM (zurJC)

746 So a Finnish gender-obsessed bitch comes over here and blocks our Interstates. Not only should she be fired. She should be deported.

But her firing warms up my breakfast nonetheless.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 18, 2015 08:11 AM (vFmT2)

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