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Ain't gonna read no wurdz!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 17, 2015 11:26 AM (VAsIq) Posted by: Zombie Charles Bronson at January 17, 2015 11:28 AM (NZ+zd) Posted by: Zombie Charles Bronson at January 17, 2015 11:29 AM (NZ+zd) 4
I agree that a majority of the left sees things this way. But at the top....those people know exactly what it is that they are doing. They know they don't have anyone's interest at heart but their own.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 17, 2015 11:30 AM (VAsIq) 5
Progressives are always right .. in their minds.
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2015 11:30 AM (wlDny) 6
So you are saying that if I haunt progtard Maoist message boards I will get banned AND snag a life-time keeper?
Sign me up dude... Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 17, 2015 11:30 AM (SFpiC) 7
Absent any religious faith, liberals only have the government to believe in.
It's a crusade for them to help you or make the government help you, since most liberals don't do any charity work. Liberals and Yankees, the lowest percentage of donations in the nation, AKA, see Joe Biden. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:31 AM (0FSuD) 8
Leftism is perfect for gangsters, carny barkers, idiots, arrogant idiots, posers, smart people who don't see that they actually are idiots, control freaks, and Scandi scum.
Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 11:32 AM (MQEz6) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2015 11:32 AM (NZ+zd) 10
'It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so many things that aren't so.' -Ronnie
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 17, 2015 11:34 AM (VAsIq) 11
I believe it to be in the best interests of this great nation to get to the bottom of this Patricia Driscoll story. I'll be scouring the internet for all images of her (the most revealing first, in order to gather more evidence) for further evidence to support the funny feeling I have. In my pants.
Posted by: Precious Bodily Fluids at January 17, 2015 11:34 AM (24Aqk) Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 11:36 AM (MQEz6) 13
Penn has a great bit on this when he was on CNN with Seth McFarland. McFarland was droning on about how the stupid hick Tea Partiers were acting against their interest in supporting the policies they support.
Penn immediately jumped on him and said "Wait, Seth, you JUST said that you would benefit from the Tea Partiers policies as a rich man, but that you disagree with them because of your values. So you're allowed to act against our self interest, but they're not?!" And that, my friends, is liberalism. Posted by: Lauren at January 17, 2015 11:37 AM (MYCIw) 14
If you could just "F***ing Love Science instead of worshipping your Sky God you could be one of the people that know what is best for other people too. Don't blame us.
Posted by: Smart Proggrssive That Knowws What Is Best For You at January 17, 2015 11:37 AM (1BQGO) 15
by WeirdDave: That is, I think, the heart of the appeal of Progressiveism... Progressives are acting from the benign concern for the well being of everyone.
I think it's more sinister than that. Saying progs act out of their humanitarian beliefs, on behalf of those less fortunate than they, gives them the impression of moral superiority. I think they don't see themselves so much as morally superior (because morals are religious-y) as they do flat out smarter. That's the meme we've been tasting in our mouths for the last six years, from MSNBC et al, that Obama is SOOOO effing smart. It's elitist and arrogant and narcissistic, and nothing at all to do with human suffering. To re-coin a phrase for them: "It's the stupid, stupid". Posted by: Daisy Cutter at January 17, 2015 11:38 AM (xdMK5) 16
What I know is miniscule compared to my ignorance. Recognizing that, I hesitate to tell anyone else what they should be doing.
----------------------- Yes..., but you see, that statement means that you are (or think you are) consciously incompetent. That's not a bad place to be at all. I often say to people, "Look, I can recognize ignorance, simply because I myself am eaten up with the stuff, and am thus familiar with it." The people with whom we are at odds, are unconsciously incompetent, and thus the most dangerous. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:39 AM (l1zOH) 17
Great post.
A corollary is that the Left refuses to admit that people have a right to do stupid things (stupid as considered by others, that is.) Now, those things may or may not be stupid, as the "experts," soi-disant "intelligensia," "elites," have been known to be wrong on occasion (yes!). But, either way, people have a right to do stupid things, even if objectively they really ARE stupid. The obverse side of that coin is having exercise the right to do something stupid, the person must now bear the brunt of any problems he's caused, certainly problems he's caused for himself, and insofar as possible, those he's caused for others. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 17, 2015 11:39 AM (oKE6c) 18
What I know is miniscule compared to my ignorance. Recognizing that, I hesitate to tell anyone else what they should be doing. I don't even know what I should be doing, who am I to tell you what you should be doing? I approach life from a position of humility. Progs approach life from a position of arrogance, and the space between those two points of view is vaster than the distance between the Milky Way and the Andromeda Galaxy. My approach works in the real world,
Conservative leaders would have the ability to set the humility aside, and preach that what they are doing is "best" for you, with facts. They can show the prog "compassion" as well. Use anecdotes, analogies. They don't. I just don't see that many conservatives doing this (especially the GOPe). It's not that hard, but it seems to be for them. It's cowardly not to. Reagan did this. He touched the heart with reason. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 17, 2015 11:39 AM (IXrOn) 19
They persuade themselves that they are benign. it helps them sleep at night. They think well of themselves and each other
The Left are not benign. They are individually and collectively, yearning to brutally impose their ideas on everyone. There is a sports blog (part of SB Nation) that I read (not participate) in because is follows one of my favorites (Cincinnati Reds). Almost all of the active commenters are Progressives and Kos-sacks. A few months ago, one of the regulars posted an incredibly mean spirited diatribe about St. Louis, because of the Michael Brown incident. Even this was too much, and SB Nation made them delete it. Ha-ha. They usually avoid politics on purpose, but when it does come up, it is humorous to read the enforced conformity to thought, with bannings promised to regulars who talk about deviating from the political line. The Left all want to be commissars imposing their will upon you and each other. Their is nothing fundamentally benevolent about any of it. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....in the bleak midwinter at January 17, 2015 11:39 AM (+1T7c) 20
The people with whom we are at odds, are unconsciously incompetent, and thus the most dangerous.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:39 AM (l1zOH) Ah, the famous Dunning-Kruger effect. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 17, 2015 11:40 AM (oKE6c) 21
You'll get nothing and like it.
Posted by: Judge Smails, and Progs Everywhere at January 17, 2015 11:41 AM (21Cwq) 22
Well said, Dave.
You want to read something along the same lines, but in a much longer form? You'd be surprised by how much you'd enjoy Rush Limbaugh's first book: "The Way Things Ought to Be". I need to buy a used copy off of ebay or such, and replace the copy I'd left behind in the Great Divorce of '99. Same with the sequel, "See, I Told You So!". Far more insightful and prescient than would be imagined by those who dismiss him as just a radio blow-hard. Those two books speak accurately to your Fundamental Principles, and would enhance and accelerate your mastery thereof. Don't know if they're out there in digital-land, but I'd imagine that some fifteen to twenty years past publishing, that they very well might be. Enjoy! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2015 11:41 AM (RzZOc) 23
Look, I'm an idiot. What I know is miniscule compared to my ignorance.
Recognizing that, I hesitate to tell anyone else what they should be doing. I don't even know what I should be doing, who am I to tell you what you should be doing? I approach life from a position of humility. Progs approach life from a position of arrogance, And therein lies their problem. You know your limits, as does any wise person. Libs just assume they know better than anyone else, on any topic, and will force you to acknowledge their wisdom if you mulishly refuse to recognize it. We certainly have our share of know-it-alls, including here, but the difference is that we don't care if you are too stupid to see reason. We'll call you a fool or worse, and be on our way. Posted by: pep at January 17, 2015 11:41 AM (4nR9/) 24
Where is the blog where you can pick up gullible women willing to take in a lost-cause conservative in exchange for sex?
Posted by: Howard Walowitz at January 17, 2015 11:42 AM (zpZLP) 25
Of course, the left have to lie to get their crap passed. As they preach compassion, they are lying straight to our face. It's insane. They are insane. Think Hillary. "Acting" compassion to the Benghazi survivors while LYING straight to their faces. Evil. There is no other word. And they have to use A LOT of money and influence, bribes, thuggery, alongside the MSM to penetrate the lies into our society. The Big Cultural Filter is killing us. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 17, 2015 11:43 AM (IXrOn) 26
C.S. Lewis had a good quote about people who are hectoring you for your own good. I'm hoping someone here has it ready to go so I don't have to look it up.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 17, 2015 11:43 AM (7w/kf) 27
Look, I'm an idiot!
Posted by: the left at January 17, 2015 11:44 AM (VAsIq) 28
Liberals and Yankees, the lowest percentage of donations in the nation, AKA, see Joe Biden.
Posted by: Nip Sip ---------------------- Al Gore - $353 in 1997. http://tinyurl.com/pl72a4y Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:44 AM (vPh3W) Posted by: RED MEAT at January 17, 2015 11:46 AM (IXrOn) Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:47 AM (0FSuD) 31
The amazing thing is having a Lindsay Lohan type train wreck of a person pontificate on how others ought to live. That one's tough to take.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 17, 2015 11:47 AM (oKE6c) 32
Top Dem Un American To Question First Muslim Lawmaker On Intel Panel
Everyone on the intel panel should face questions particularly because of the sensitive nature of the position; we dont question enough. Weasel Zippers Not not Un America, Smart. And I had to interviews by DOD Investigators when I tried to join the Navy because I had been in Israel 30 times. i was not insulted nor did I think it was Un American Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2015 11:48 AM (Zmw74) 33
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C.S. Lewis had a good quote about people who are hectoring you for your own good. I'm hoping someone here has it ready to go so I don't have to look it up. Posted by: PaleRider at January 17, 2015 11:43 AM (7w/kf) We could do an entire thread on C.S. Lewis good quotes. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:48 AM (0FSuD) Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2015 11:48 AM (sdi6R) Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:50 AM (0FSuD) 36
C.S. Lewis had a good quote about people who are hectoring you for your
own good. I'm hoping someone here has it ready to go so I don't have to look it up. You mean "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." Never heard of it. Posted by: Weirddave at January 17, 2015 11:50 AM (KAmzK) 37
Left logic reminds me of Underpants Gnome logic
1: Institute leftist programs 2: ? 3: Utopia Dumber than a container of cheap Chicom hammers. Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at January 17, 2015 11:51 AM (uPxUo) 38
"...bad countries have bad religions because they are viewing God through a murky window." - C.S. Lewis
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:51 AM (vPh3W) 39
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Wow, never heard of the "Dunning" affect. Pretty cool. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:47 AM (0FSuD) The Dunning-Kruger effect is noteworthy for being one of the few pieces of social science research that I actually take seriously. I'd made the same observations empirically, but it was nice to have them borne out in what could pass for a scientific study. As a case in point, I had a direct report (a Ph.D. scientist, no less) who was a bit thick. At his performance review he cited as his greatest strength his "great intellect." I thought he was kidding. He wasn't. He hadn't grasped that he was in front of the pack because the rest of the pack had almost lapped him. Again. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 17, 2015 11:51 AM (oKE6c) 40
For the longest time I've always thought the difference between the two parties was something similar to, "I've made all the mistakes a man can make. I know where the pitfalls are and I won't lead you into them." Conservatives on the other hand are pretty much, "How the hell should I know? Go live your life and if I can help call me, otherwise we'll both be better off if we leave each other alone."
Posted by: UncleScreech at January 17, 2015 11:52 AM (jJAHN) 41
Left logic reminds me of Underpants Gnome logic
1: Institute leftist programs 2: ? 3: Utopia Dumber than a container of cheap Chicom hammers. Posted by: Man ------------------ Logic? Okay..., got you covered. Let's formulate this as pseudo-code 1: Institute leftist programs 2: GoTo 1 3: Utopia Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:53 AM (vPh3W) 42
THEN WHO WAS MESSAGE BOARD?
Posted by: fone at January 17, 2015 11:53 AM (rn/hC) 43
Penn immediately jumped on him and said "Wait, Seth, you JUST said that you would benefit from the Tea Partiers policies as a rich man, but that you disagree with them because of your values. So you're allowed to act against our self interest, but they're not?!"
Which Seth is lying about or at least unconscious of. He has a "brand" and his business model is to keep others out of the market. Tea Party philosophy, at least, would allow for a lot more competition and a lot more platforms. Seth benefited because he was distributed at the very end of the time when a few corporations ran all of TV entertainment. I think Seth Macfarlane, if he were 25 today, wouldn't make it. Posted by: AmishDude at January 17, 2015 11:54 AM (b4b5c) 44
Thanks for the Dunning-Kruger effect link. I was wondering why all those people on American idol think they can sing when they obviously sound like a cat fight in a spinning dryer.
It also probably doesn't help that their family and 'friends' are lying to them: "Oh, yeah, absolutely you should try out!" Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 17, 2015 11:54 AM (21Cwq) 45
Thanks. That moral busybodies are the worst tyrants is the quote I had in mind. I wonder if Lewis was admonishing religious busybody old biddies or if he knew that this was the nature of the leftist utopians?
Posted by: PaleRider at January 17, 2015 11:55 AM (7w/kf) Posted by: Dangerously Incompetent President at January 17, 2015 11:56 AM (vPh3W) 47
Pamela Geller's site got hit.
CONSERVATIVE ANTI-ISLAMIST WEBSITE SHUT DOWN BY CYBER-ATTACK therightscoop they hate her so much she will not relent Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 17, 2015 11:57 AM (IXrOn) 48
I assume that all the NC morons, besides Hammer and myself, are in Raleigh celebrating Robert E Lee's birthday. One of the few state holiday's I observe.
Flag raising at Capital at 2:00PM. You know what flag I am talking about. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 11:57 AM (0FSuD) 49
Conservatism is more than just the humility to know that you can't run other people's lives effectively.
It's also the wisdom that 330 million people making decisions on their own produces much wiser outcomes than 10,000 central planners in DC, no matter how fucking smart that they think they are. Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 17, 2015 11:57 AM (21Cwq) 50
Progressivism, and Libertarianism for that matter, have the same appeal as gnosticism. The possession of secret knowledge that proves the knower wise.
Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 17, 2015 11:57 AM (rwI+c) 51
Nip - Confederate Memorial Day, May 10th, is the day my Bonnie Blue Flag goes up under the Stars and Stripes.
Posted by: Dangerously Incompetent President at January 17, 2015 11:59 AM (vPh3W) 52
Years ago, in the dawn of Progressive tyranny, I got into a similar argument on Roy Edroso's Village Voice board. I argued that higher taxes and buckling regulation would reduce new business startups and cut employment like nothing seen in the modern age before. My antagonists argued no one would ever "Go Galt", that entrepreneurs would keep entreprenuering right up until they were herded into the camps, and the progressive utopia couldn't possibly destroy everyone's well being.
Since facts have to be shared equally and I was right and they were wrong I thought about going back to told-you-so a couple years back but I realized these aren't really people thinking for themselves and there's no point in arguing with them. Herbert Marcuse pointed out that narrative and context are the only things that make life comprehensible for many citizens. It's possible to control those people and get them to disbelieve their own lying eyes if you, the political leader, can get them to buy the narrative. That's what's happening on the left-- they are desperate to believe, and will deny the obvious even when it kills them. "Islam is the ROP" even when radical jihadists are shooting up chocolate shops and coffee houses, for example. Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2015 11:59 AM (6um35) 53
hooboy Pamela Geller @atlasshrugs · 32m 32 minutes ago .@FBI @StateDept I wish to report this death threat RT @sparkythebabler: @PamelaGeller should be shot the bastard Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 17, 2015 11:59 AM (IXrOn) 54
There is a sports blog (part of SB Nation) that I read (not participate) in because is follows one of my favorites (Cincinnati Reds). Almost all of the active commenters are Progressives and Kos-sacks.Posted by: Bossy Conservative
SBNation is owned by Vox media. I was banhammered by them after the World Series. One of the writers on the Royals site was lamenting the fact that San Francisco was rioting after their win. I commented that rioting in SF is nothing. One can walk down the street on a sunny day in SF and see a man urinating in his boyfriend's mouth. Even a dog learns not to crap in his own bed, citizens of San Fran, not so much. They will let me read but I cannot participate in the discussions. The lefts moral high ground is at the bottom of some dudes anus as far as I am concerned. Posted by: HugoStiglitz at January 17, 2015 11:59 AM (Moh0M) 55
Never ceases to amaze me that techno-libs get their panties all wet about crowdsourcing, but can't see that that's how government should work as well.
It's called "liberty" in political philosophy. What a concept, hey? Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 17, 2015 11:59 AM (21Cwq) 56
""Did you know that magnets don't attract aluminum? I learn something every day."
You gotta turn them the other way. It's polarity. Posted by: Joe "You gonna eat that paste" Bidden at January 17, 2015 11:59 AM (NZ+zd) 57
Donnie says vacuum!
Posted by: Donnie at January 17, 2015 12:01 PM (rwI+c) 58
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Nip - Confederate Memorial Day, May 10th, is the day my Bonnie Blue Flag goes up under the Stars and Stripes. Posted by: Dangerously Incompetent President at January 17, 2015 11:59 AM (vPh3W) I have one on my car's bumper. It is amazing how little history people, even in the South, know. Hey, man, you a Dallas fan? No, er, not exactly. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 12:01 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: Dangerously Incompetent President at January 17, 2015 12:01 PM (vPh3W) 60
I was banhammered by them
--------------------- Heh. Posted by: Dangerously Incompetent President -------------- sock fail Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 12:02 PM (vPh3W) 61
You mean "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us
without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." Never heard of it. Posted by: Weirddave at January 17, 2015 11:50 AM (KAmzK) One thing not in that quote is the "more cowbell" principle. The Moral Busybody believes absolutely in his mission and when it fails, he keeps applying the same solution. Posted by: AmishDude at January 17, 2015 12:02 PM (b4b5c) 62
Where is the blog where you can pick up gullible women willing to take in a lost-cause conservative in exchange for sex?
I'm not going to name it because I'm not going to foster any board wars, but it was a pretty cool general interest board, lots of smart, funny people (Gingy and I were discussing it the other day and we agreed that they're not half as funny as the horde), but when politics came up, forgetaboutit. How I got banned is a good example. Another poster was posting crap about the benevolent Palestinians and the evil Israelis, and I got sick of it. I told him point blank "Put your money where your mouth is. I'll buy us both tickets to Israel (at the time I couldn't have afforded it, but damn it, I would have taken out a loan if he'd agreed. Hell, I'd have robbed a bank), and when we get there, I'll parade around outside IDF headquarters for an hour wearing a sandwich board that says "I love the PLO", and you'll march around the West Bank for an hour with a sandwich board that says "Allah bless the IDF".". He refused, and I hounded him across the boards about it. I got banned for "wishing death on another poster", which, I think, PROVED MY FUCKING POINT! Posted by: Weirddave at January 17, 2015 12:02 PM (KAmzK) 63
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""Did you know that magnets don't attract aluminum? I learn something every day." You gotta turn them the other way. It's polarity. Posted by: Joe "You gonna eat that paste" Bidden They work better stuck in your nose, of course. Posted by: Joe Biden, paste gourmand at January 17, 2015 12:02 PM (4nR9/) 64
Ah, Pam.
I remember back when a certain ponytailed failed jazz musician, and Tanker over the horizon photographer once indicated that he and she were sort of like Besties. And then not so much, later Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2015 12:03 PM (NZ+zd) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 17, 2015 12:04 PM (V70Uh) 66
I got banned for "wishing death on another poster", which, I think, PROVED MY FUCKING POINT!
Awesome. Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 17, 2015 12:04 PM (21Cwq) 67
It's also the wisdom that 330 million people making decisions on their own produces much wiser outcomes than 10,000 central planners in DC, no matter how f**king smart that they think they are.
And they are stupid. No, objectively stupid. They go to the best schools and take the wussiest majors, especially the ones that make them feel smart because of the bien pensants. Posted by: AmishDude at January 17, 2015 12:04 PM (b4b5c) Posted by: John Galt at January 17, 2015 12:06 PM (k+pnw) 69
The possession of secret knowledge that proves the knower wise.
They are sold a bill of goods that plays into their insecurity by telling them they are truly wise. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2015 12:06 PM (tPV+t) 70
It's also the wisdom that 330 million people making
decisions on their own produces much wiser outcomes than 10,000 central planners in DC, no matter how fucking smart that they think they are. Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 17, 2015 11:57 AM (21Cwq) I think that that's true, but not necessary to make the point. Even if the 300 million people make bad decisions for themselves, it's their right to do so as long as they bear the brunt of those decisions. The problem arises when their decisions adversely affect others. November 2008 and 2012 leap to mind in this connection. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 17, 2015 12:07 PM (oKE6c) 71
I suppose this is kicking off
Garland police are preparing for protests outside a Muslim conference happening on Saturday. Sound Vision, an Islamic organization, is hosting the event at the Curtis Culwell Center. The facility is operated by Garland Independent School District. morons going? Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 17, 2015 12:08 PM (IXrOn) Posted by: Most of us here at Ace's at January 17, 2015 12:08 PM (NZ+zd) 73
You have been having plenty of sock failures of late Mike. Either get a new cat or ditch the Costco socks...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2015 12:09 PM (tPV+t) 74
Motorcyclists May Bring Guns to Garland Protest Against Religious Violence, Islam http://tinyurl.com/psuas76 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 17, 2015 12:09 PM (IXrOn) 75
last post on this
The backlash has been swift. The Garland Tea Party is speaking out against the event to local news and conservative blogs, and the so-called American Badass Coalition, a Facebook page run by a motorcyclist named John Harrington, is organizing a protest motorcycle ride "to STOP Islamofascists," or so they say. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 17, 2015 12:11 PM (IXrOn) 76
Motorcyclists May Bring Guns to Garland Protest Against Religious Violence, Islam
Permission granted? Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 17, 2015 12:11 PM (rwI+c) 77
Would the Gelded Goofs of Group-think allow this type of film to be made today? Rhetorical question, we can't insult Mo don't cha know
http://youtu.be/upXhM4r7INw Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2015 12:11 PM (tPV+t) Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 12:12 PM (0FSuD) 79
Posted by: Weirddave at January 17, 2015 12:02 PM (KAmzK)
A tactic I've used in debating liberals: remove all demographic signals from a news story, and ask the liberal for his take on it. They're thrown into a quandary because without those signifiers they don't know the Party line. For example, I once cited a story where three guys beat up and robbed a college student outside a bar. The liberal, thinking he knew the score, started empathizing with the three a-holes, saying that they were probably poor, and needed jobs and education, should be treated with compassion, etc. I informed him that the three a-holes were whites (skinheads, IIRC), and the college student black. End of discussion. Same thing works with gender. A parent killed his child? String him up. Oh, the parent was his mom? Uh ... uh ... For my part, I don't need to know race, sex, ethnicity, religion or anything else. Give me the facts, and I'll tell you what I think. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 17, 2015 12:13 PM (oKE6c) 80
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Herbert Marcuse pointed out that narrative and context are the only things that make life comprehensible for many citizens. Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2015 11:59 AM (6um35) Funny you should mention him. Last night I re-read Ayn Rand's essay "The Comprachicos". http://ebookbrowsee.net/ayn-rand-the-comprachicos-pdf-d199948769 It was about the modern educational system. She wrote it in *1970*, and things have gotten exponentially worse since then. I am now convinced that this was her most important work, exceeding even "Atlas Shrugged". It is a must-read. And it's only 28 pages. Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2015 12:13 PM (sdi6R) 81
Motorcyclists May Bring Guns to Garland Protest Against Religious Violence, Islam
Permission granted? Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 17, 2015 12:11 PM (rwI+c) It's a taxfunded/public building where the venue is, so don't think so. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 17, 2015 12:14 PM (IXrOn) 82
"morons going?"
I want to, but my husband ended up having to work late so I don't think I'll be able to. Posted by: Lauren at January 17, 2015 12:15 PM (MYCIw) 83
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15 by WeirdDave: That is, I think, the heart of the appeal of Progressiveism... Progressives are acting from the benign concern for the well being of everyone. I think it's more sinister than that. Saying progs act out of their humanitarian beliefs, on behalf of those less fortunate than they, gives them the impression of moral superiority. I think they don't see themselves so much as morally superior (because morals are religious-y) as they do flat out smarter. They've taken it to the point that many left/feminutsy women are now claiming to be sapiosexuals(people who are sexually attracted to intelligence) coincidentally, these same women tend to be permanently single and batshit insane. I've consistently IQ tested in the mid 130's and had the highest ASVAB score of the month for a medium sized city. I've had women date me for my bulging gut and giant ass, but never because they thought my intelligence would help them make an O face. Posted by: John Galt at January 17, 2015 12:15 PM (k+pnw) 84
Pamela Geller...I used to visit her site occasionally when she was still in the T&A mode. I suppose she gave that up for more credibility - kinda like Ace giving up hobos so Gutfield will mention him occasionally.
She makes some good points sometimes and she's tenacious about her beliefs. And she needs to lay off the plastic surgery or botox. Posted by: Havedash at January 17, 2015 12:15 PM (ZlE0f) 85
In the "pure of heart" innocence for progressives, I've always felt Ayn Rand said it best in her introduction to Anthem:
They expect, when they find themselves in a world of bloody ruins and concentration camps, to escape moral responsibility by wailing: "But I didn't mean this!" Little more at http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/35989-the-greatest-guilt-of-today-is-that-of-people-who Posted by: Captain Comic at January 17, 2015 12:15 PM (cDBRo) 86
Lefties like to think that they are morally superior because they care about so many things: the environment, women, minorities, the poor, the list gets bigger each second.
I refuse to be preached morality by people who see nothing wrong with the Progressive Income Tax and Abortion. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 17, 2015 12:15 PM (V70Uh) 87
This thread has suddenly given me the urge to re-watch 'Demolition Man".
Edgar Friendly: That's right. You see, according to *Cacteau's* plan. *I'm* the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, freedom of choice. I'm the kind if guy who would sit in the greasy spoon and think "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the big rack of Barbecued spare ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I *want* high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese alright? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinatti in a non-smoking section. I wanna run around naked with green jell-o all over my body reading a Playboy magazine. Why? Because maybe I feel the need to okay pal? I've *seen* the future, you know what it is. It's made by a 47 year-old virgin in gray pajamas soaking in a bubble bath, drinking a broccoli milkshake and thinking "I'm an Oscar-Meyer Wiener". You wanna live on top, you gotta live Cacteau's way. What he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other option: come down here, maybe starve to death. Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 17, 2015 12:17 PM (uSAVP) Posted by: Arnold Ziffel at January 17, 2015 12:17 PM (NZ+zd) 89
Progressives hate personal responsibility. It is why the are permissive of so much shit. They are afraid of having to be held to any sort of traditional values.
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 17, 2015 12:17 PM (dULJN) 90
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I'll parade around outside IDF headquarters for an hour wearing a sandwich board that says "I love the PLO", and you'll march around the West Bank for an hour with a sandwich board that says "Allah bless the IDF"." Posted by: Weirddave at January 17, 2015 12:02 PM (KAmzK) I just spewed booze all over my keyboard. Yeah, booze. It's Saturday. Cfuk you. I'll do what I want. Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2015 12:18 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Maxwell, from GEICO at January 17, 2015 12:20 PM (NZ+zd) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 17, 2015 12:20 PM (V70Uh) 93
Yeah, booze. It's Saturday. Cfuk you. I'll do what I want.
Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2015 12:18 PM (sdi6R) I am still on wine. I decided the diet can't start till after the Super Bowl, so there you have it. Two more weeks of fun. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 12:22 PM (0FSuD) 94
They don't want personal responsibility because then they are adults. And since Mommy and Daddy are cramping their style, they make government their parent.
Silly gits. That is called Der Fatherland. The one that in the 1930s and 1940s encouraged school age girls to start popping out babies because it was their responsibility to the Fatherland just as it was the boys' duty to bang all those girls. The same Fatherland that sterilized every undesirable it could for the purity of the Ubermench. Study history or suffer through a replay. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2015 12:22 PM (tPV+t) 95
"Yeah, booze. It's Saturday. Cfuk you. I'll do what I want.
Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2015 12:18 PM (sdi6R)" You forget where you are. There is no need to be rude. Just stay off the road, please. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 17, 2015 12:22 PM (V70Uh) 96
Man that Orpah LOVES to do films where the cops beat her up for no good reason.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo It is a variant of a formula I perfected. Posted by: Meredith Baxter Birney at January 17, 2015 12:23 PM (l3vZN) 97
You have been having plenty of sock failures of late Mike. Either get a new cat or ditch the Costco socks...
Posted by: Anna ------------------------- Like most people, I have a ready list of rationalizations to justify both my behavior and my shortcomings. The sock-fail business is a consequence of the sheer magnitude of necessity to post my insightful thoughts as quickly as possible. The blog would be lost without them. So, if frequent sock fails occur, just remember, I'm making the sacrifice for the greater good. There is some possibility that I simply sloppy and lazy. Small possibility, but finite. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 12:23 PM (vPh3W) 98
The biggest problem I see with the left is their constant desire to shield people from the results of their poor decisions. They do this in the name of compassion, caring, whatever. The problem is that most people learn from their mistakes. "Better not do that again." By constantly protecting people from their poor decisions, they are actually making them stupider, and weaker of character. Which naturally increases the number of poor decisions people make. It is a vicious cycle.
Also, I have never met a lefty that seemed to have their life together. At least not for very long. Posted by: Dr. McCoy at January 17, 2015 12:24 PM (AEmBy) 99
Slightly OT, but I hope my mic stand works once I get to Pyongyang.
Posted by: Weaponized Dan Fogelberg at January 17, 2015 12:25 PM (yxw0r) 100
Nip - Ran across my ABC catalog last night. Did you ever get one? It's an interesting read.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 12:25 PM (vPh3W) 101
Excellent post as always, WeirdDave, thank you. You, Ace, the other cobloggers and the Great Horde keep me sane. Or a reasonable facsimile thereof.
Posted by: fly gal at January 17, 2015 12:25 PM (pq76f) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 17, 2015 12:26 PM (IXrOn) 103
You have to love this. Fat Oprah to march on Selma? Yeah, I'll believe that when I see it.
http://tinyurl.com/mptvvm6 Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 12:26 PM (0FSuD) 104
I don't even know what's good for me. Why the flying fuck would I let some Communist twinkle-toed cock-sucker decide?
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Nip - Ran across my ABC catalog last night. Did you ever get one? It's an interesting read. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 12:25 PM (vPh3W) Nope, are you talking about Alcohol Bev Control? Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 12:27 PM (0FSuD) 106
Motorcyclists May Bring Guns to Garland Protest Against Religious Violence, Islam
http://tinyurl.com/psuas76 ---- Nothing else quite makes the point that offensive speech should not be silenced by shooting people. Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 17, 2015 12:28 PM (21Cwq) 107
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You forget where you are. There is no need to be rude. Just stay off the road, please. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 17, 2015 12:22 PM (V70Uh) No worries. I ain't goin' nowhere. "I'll do what I want" was a reference to Cartman from South Park. Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2015 12:28 PM (sdi6R) 108
#WeAreYourBetters
Posted by: Jen Psocki at January 17, 2015 12:29 PM (Dwehj) 109
Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2015 12:13 PM (sdi6R)
========================== Never read it, but I'll give it a go. Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2015 12:29 PM (tt3kE) 110
I think the psychology may go something like this. Progs reach adolescence and rebel against (_______). They replace (_______) with something else that is different from (_______) in every way possible. They feel the need to justify their choice of (not-_______) so they create an internal rationale that is flimsy at best. In order to protect the flimsy rationale they assume an aggressive rejection of anything or anybody that would challenge their flimsy justification. They really, really, really cannot admit that they are wrong. To the point that they must try to coerce (________) to conform to their construct.
Or something like that. Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 17, 2015 12:30 PM (NeFrd) 111
Nip - Yep. When next at the store, ask for a copy. Better than a Nieman Marcus catalog. Interesting to browse. For instance, want *really* cheap Vodka? Here it is , Mr. Boston Riva, $5.45 , .75 L
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 12:30 PM (vPh3W) 112
Nice day, good weather. Perfect day to take out ole Porsche for a ride.
Fcuking state sent the registration to a wrong address, so it has no sticker, a perfect excuse for a cop to stop you. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 12:31 PM (0FSuD) 113
Consider David Mamet or other noted converts from progressivism. They describe the moment the "light went on". For Mamet it was the notion of "who puts the yogurt in the refrigerator?"
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 17, 2015 12:31 PM (NeFrd) 114
So I socked Maxwell, from GEICO.
And for some reason, I would up wandering down the interwebz, and would up at this discussion about GEICO, and in particular, Maxwell. http://tinyurl.com/nygnqfu Including the comments, any over/under on the political alignment of their readers. THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!! Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2015 12:32 PM (NZ+zd) 115
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Nip - Yep. When next at the store, ask for a copy. Better than a Nieman Marcus catalog. Interesting to browse. For instance, want *really* cheap Vodka? Here it is , Mr. Boston Riva, $5.45 , .75 L Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 12:30 PM (vPh3W) I suspect that is Bucombe County's catalog. ABC boards are run by each county. Never heard of such a thing in Meck, I use to be on the board. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 12:32 PM (0FSuD) 116
Okay which one of you Morons created this? It's awesome.
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/selection-du-weekend-123-68.jpg Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2015 12:33 PM (tPV+t) 117
89 Progressives hate personal responsibility. It is why the are permissive of so much shit. They are afraid of having to be held to any sort of traditional values.
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 17, 2015 12:17 PM (dULJN) "You're being judgmental!" "Rendering judgment is what adults do." Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 17, 2015 12:34 PM (oKE6c) 118
Keep your laws off my body and out of my bedroom. My laws, on the other hand, can be so far up your butt that you`ll need an enema the size of the Pacific ocean to dislodge them. (Liberal legislative logic)
Posted by: fairweatherbill collecting corpses in the wind farm at January 17, 2015 12:35 PM (ljIUb) 119
Keep your laws off my body and out of my bedroom. My laws, on the other hand, can be so far up your butt that you`ll need an enema the size of the Pacific ocean to dislodge them. (Liberal legislative logic)
Posted by: fairweatherbill collecting corpses in the wind farm at January 17, 2015 12:35 PM (ljIUb) 120
Progressives hate personal responsibility.
Life's road is so much smoother with Uncle Sugar at the wheel. Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 17, 2015 12:36 PM (Dwehj) 121
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Posted by: Y-not at January 17, 2015 12:36 PM (9BRsg) Posted by: Liberal Adult at January 17, 2015 12:36 PM (NZ+zd) 123
BFF was thinking about getting GEICO insurance. I said 'you know what geico' stands for, right? Hell no she didn't. Read the small print right on the envelope!
Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2015 12:36 PM (IY9pw) 124
103 You have to love this. Fat Oprah to march on Selma? Yeah, I'll believe that when I see it.
http://tinyurl.com/mptvvm6 Posted by: Nip Sip at January 17, 2015 12:26 PM (0FSuD) Yeah, "Waddle on Selma" doesn't have the same cachet as "March on Selma." Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 17, 2015 12:37 PM (oKE6c) 125
"You've been wrong before, Falcone, but never MORE wrong. Maxwell is a national treasure."
That there is some industrial strength snark. I hate that damn pig. It is the anthropomorphism of hipster douche. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 12:37 PM (vPh3W) 126
Yeah, "Waddle on Selma" doesn't have the same cachet as "March on Selma."
Posted by: Jay ---------------- I was conceived there! Posted by: JEF at January 17, 2015 12:38 PM (vPh3W) 127
as the old lyrics go....He can't even run his own life, I'll be damned if he'll run mine!"
of course, that was when it was a liberal trope to be against the Man. Now they are the man, and everything that isn't forbidden, is mandatory. And you'll like it. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 17, 2015 12:38 PM (XmOA9) 128
So you are saying that if I haunt progtard Maoist message boards I will get banned AND snag a life-time keeper?
Sign me up dude... Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 17, 2015 11:30 AM (SFpiC) Yes, at last, a life plan I think I can handle! Posted by: Hrothgar at January 17, 2015 12:40 PM (ftVQq) 129
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Surrender to you superior logic/programming skills. Step 2: ? Meant to indicate blind faith in step 3 occurring. My fault, lack of rem statements. Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at January 17, 2015 12:41 PM (uPxUo) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2015 12:41 PM (Zu3d9) 131
My intentions were good.
Oh, Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood. Posted by: Eric Burden at January 17, 2015 12:42 PM (LImiJ) 132
The sock-fail business is a consequence of the sheer magnitude of
necessity to post my insightful thoughts as quickly as possible. The blog would be lost without them. Ever catch 2 fish at once because they raced each other to the bait. Same thing here getting a wise-crack in ahead of the horde. Posted by: A sock joke would go here if I waited to think of one. at January 17, 2015 12:43 PM (DL2i+) 133
absolutely delighted that American Sniper is smashing box office records
gives me a little bit of hope Posted by: ThunderB, Hate Enthusiast at January 17, 2015 12:48 PM (zOTsN) 134
Just a few more comments before this thread loses out to a winter gardening thread.
Most liberals are well-meaning dunces. They actually don't have any idea that there are powerful people pushing for "their" policies for completely different reasons. They want to be liked. They want to be cool. They don't wanna think too hard, and it's easy. The downside to the internet is that anonymity and tribal identity have made flame wars so common, with name calling and absurd accusations thrown about, that it is hard to remember that they're stupid or ignorant in most cases, not evil Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 17, 2015 12:49 PM (XmOA9) 135
American Sniper will absolutely take out Selma
she can campaign for an affirmative action Oscar all she wants. I think its going to back fire Posted by: ThunderB, Hate Enthusiast at January 17, 2015 12:49 PM (zOTsN) 136
I suspect that is Bucombe County's catalog. ABC boards are run by each county. Never heard of such a thing in Meck, I use to be on the board.
Posted by: Nip ------------------ No. State publication. http://tinyurl.com/opxlvdk Posted by: JEF at January 17, 2015 12:49 PM (vPh3W) 137
103 You have to love this. Fat Oprah to march on Selma? Yeah, I'll believe that when see it.
******* I gots a whole mess o' problems with Oprah, but she did run a marathon. Posted by: Bob's House of etc. at January 17, 2015 12:51 PM (yxw0r) Posted by: ThunderB, Hate Enthusiast at January 17, 2015 12:53 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: ThunderB, Hate Enthusiast at January 17, 2015 12:54 PM (zOTsN) 140
Yes, the notion the Left genuinely acts in good faith for good reasons is false and misleading.
The Marxist proffessor checks his stocks eveyday and joins a new wine club each year and does not mingle with the masses. Posted by: eman at January 17, 2015 12:55 PM (MQEz6) 141
135 American Sniper will absolutely take out Selma
she can campaign for an affirmative action Oscar all she wants. I think its going to back fire Posted by: ThunderB, Hate Enthusiast at January 17, 2015 12:49 PM (zOTsN) I hope you're right, but never underestimate the propensity of Hollyweird to go the easy PC route. Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2015 12:56 PM (sdi6R) 142
Most liberals are well-meaning dunces. They
actually don't have any idea that there are powerful people pushing for "their" policies for completely different reasons. They want to be liked. They want to be cool. They don't wanna think too hard, and it's easy. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 17, 2015 12:49 PM (XmOA9) Excellent comment, and very apposite. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 17, 2015 12:59 PM (oKE6c) 143
Opening it up, as soon as I saw "The Left thinks they know"
Immediately I thought "The Left IS Dunning-Kruger organized as a political faction". Didn't need to read anything else and am glad to see a few others saw similar (I searched comments for 'Kruger'). Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 17, 2015 01:16 PM (NaeCR) 144
1: Institute leftist programs 2: GoTo 1 3: Utopia Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2015 11:53 AM (vPh3W) Perfection, sir! Posted by: jwpaine at January 17, 2015 01:19 PM (a3NCX) 145
In addition to being stupid, progs push their crap because they think they will be in charge, but I repeat myself.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 17, 2015 01:20 PM (NaeCR) 146
My favorite part about the people shouting "you don't need a gun, just wait for the police" is that they are the same people saying "we can't trust the police".
Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 17, 2015 01:29 PM (QCo5R) 147
Man that Orpah LOVES to do films where the cops beat her up for no good reason.
- She's paid her dues and is down with the struggle. And with doughnuts. Posted by: Eric Burden at January 17, 2015 01:42 PM (LImiJ) 148
The mung-smelling crazies with completely failed lives tend to be the most liberal and the most arrogant about regulating everyone else's life.
I really don't want to be told how to live by some bipolar, confused-gender alcoholic on welfare. Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at January 17, 2015 01:42 PM (T1Jm0) 149
'It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so many things that aren't so.' -Ronnie
- Didja see Wil Wheaton making an ass of himself on Twitter? Responding to why 1970s far left European terrorism ended: Oh, it's because of something something Saint Ronald Reagan, of course! It's the only time in his life Wheaton was right. Posted by: Eric Burden at January 17, 2015 01:48 PM (LImiJ) 150
Time to stop being an Animal.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 17, 2015 01:49 PM (LImiJ) 151
Little green screwballs? I have the badge of honor of having been banned there. For having said that Obama himself, in promoting his books, had claimed to have been born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia -- in the midst of the anti-birtherism hysteria and censorship there. I was simply pointing out, early on, that Obama was either lying then or lying now. And now we know the answer: Yes.
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Posted by: Y-not at January 17, 2015 02:21 PM (9BRsg) 154
They say the Milky way and the Andromeda galaxy's are coming together and will collide in about 4 billion years. So we have a ways to go before we can agree on anything.
Posted by: deepred at January 17, 2015 04:03 PM (xv5cf) 155
Closer to 200M killed in 20th Century by those "all-knowing do-gooders"...
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