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Friday.
Posted by: navybrat at January 16, 2015 01:48 PM (JgC5a) 2
Pouty face power... not working.
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 01:48 PM (MNq6o) 3
So Michelle is the poster child for Fail Friday?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 01:49 PM (tPV+t) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:49 PM (CMkNk) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:49 PM (CMkNk) 6
Dude, boko whatever has nothing to do with islam.
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 01:50 PM (MNq6o) 7
And 3 young girls were used as suicide bombers in the last week.
Doubt they used Muslim girls for that. These people are EVIL. Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 01:50 PM (ABcz/) 8
The Red Rat Bastard Commies are our opponents, the MFM is our enemy.
Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 01:50 PM (rwI+c) Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 01:50 PM (wtvvX) 10
Never overestimate the power of an 'octothorpe'
Posted by: #BringBackOurHumVees at January 16, 2015 01:51 PM (e8kgV) Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:51 PM (Po8Ix) 12
I will keep screaming this until I am blue in the face.
This is full out Roman. This is horrific. This is actual genocide. And Our Betters don't give one teeny tiny shit because hey it's just Africans killing Africans. I despair, I despair. Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 01:51 PM (mf5HN) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:51 PM (CMkNk) 14
Corgi lamp lit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 01:51 PM (O/7Nt) 15
Fucking evil fucks.
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (R5HRU) 16
*eye roll*
Posted by: Malia and Natasha Obama looking at the photo of their mom at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (MNq6o) 17
Barky apparently went to the John Boehner School of Power Negotiations for his negotiations with Iran.
http://tinyurl.com/nh3bc4w Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (XUKZU) 18
"Nigeria is Nigeria's problem"
So in other words AMFYOYO. I guess we won't be sending James Taylor to Nigeria to sing to them that they have a friend because they don't. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (KDbAT) 19
Dude, Ahmed who runs the corner store, & who smokes weed & has the occasional beer with me is the only true muslim left.
Posted by: Barry who was also at the Selma riots at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (MbqmP) 20
If there was an International Brigade, I'd give serious consideration to joining up. This is getting out of hand and will end badly for the West. We may be looking at full Caliphate stretching from Africa to Afghanistan within ten years. Posted by: Colorada Alex at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (OiH3z) 21
Nigeria is much like the black on black violence of South Africa caused by the evil white colonials who oppressed the native population while stealing all the wealth.
Justified, in other words. They are just sorting out all those who collaborated with the hated invaders and adopted white culture. Much like the South Side of Chicago. Posted by: Katie West Butte at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (CXZoh) 22
IIRC, at the height of the cool kids' #BringBackOurGirls stuff Obama said that those girls were the first thing he thinks of every morning. They were that important to him.
But yeah, that's Nigeria's problem apparently haunting Prez. PopCulture Memoryhole. Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (ABcz/) 23
Sorry, but I have micro-aggressions to worry about.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (8ZskC) Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (Po8Ix) 25
#LetBarackBeClear
Posted by: @TheRealMicheleIObama'sLandingStrip at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (r98Cf) 26
Dumb question -- why are the trees red in the Nigeria satellite photos? Is it some reverse color effect? I assume leaves are bright red in Nigeria.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (ZPrif) 27
2 Pouty face power... not working.
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 01:48 PM (MNq6of I thought you wrote Pouty Pooter Posted by: Barack I am your God Obama Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 01:53 PM (eeTCA) 28
2 Pouty face power... not working.
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 01:48 PM (MNq6of I thought you wrote Pouty Pooter Posted by: Barack I am your God Obama Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 01:53 PM (eeTCA) 29
Yeah, when I watch those cheesy sci-fi television movies where the Earth is about to be destroyed, more and more I'm rooting for zombie plagues, lava storms and space twisters to win.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 16, 2015 01:53 PM (AC0lD) 30
I think it's interesting that it doesn't matter what order you put the words Red Commie Rat Bastards in, it still works.
Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 01:53 PM (rwI+c) 31
#DudeWhere'sOurCountry?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 01:53 PM (XUKZU) 32
But this *is* a foreign policy success.
You don't do anything, but you regret the state of things. Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2015 01:53 PM (L2xDv) 33
IIRC, at the height of the cool kids' #BringBackOurGirls stuff Obama said that those girls were the first thing he thinks of every morning.
Well, that and windage on the first hole. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2015 01:53 PM (8ZskC) 34
Article in the Frankfurter Allgemeine yesterday said the Boco Haram policy is to go Full Roman. If they believe one person in a village is informing, the whole village gets destroyed. The town where the 2,500 were killed was a garrison village. Tolerate military in your midst and you're all outlaws. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 01:53 PM (JtwS4) 35
We are the (pussies of) the world, we are the children.
Posted by: Soetoro & Robinson at January 16, 2015 01:53 PM (9D1xE) Posted by: thathalfrican at January 16, 2015 01:54 PM (R5HRU) Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 01:54 PM (/jpU8) 38
Funny, AtC, you'd think America's First Black President would care more about the slaughter of Africans and the enslavement and rape of African wives and girls.
He is a SCOAMT, and the press is his diaper. Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 01:54 PM (wtvvX) 39
This is full out Roman. This is horrific. This is actual genocide.
And Our Betters don't give one teeny tiny shit because hey it's just Africans killing Africans. All black lives matter, but some matter more than others. Posted by: Susan Rice at January 16, 2015 01:54 PM (Ua6T/) 40
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I will keep screaming this until I am blue in the face. This is full out Roman. This is horrific. This is actual genocide. And Our Betters don't give one teeny tiny shit because hey it's just Africans killing Africans. I despair, I despair. Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 01:51 PM (mf5HN)" Our Betters don't give a shit about black people killing black people in America. Why would you think that they care about black people killing black people in Africa? Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 01:54 PM (KDbAT) 41
This is actual genocide.
And Our Betters don't give one teeny tiny shit because hey it's just Africans killing Africans. And Africans have to die to Save Teh Planet. (Remember in 2008, when Candidate SCOAMF said flat out that genocide wasn't a good enough reason for America to intervene in world affairs? Seems to be the one thing he said that hasn't expired yet.) Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 01:54 PM (ZKzrr) 42
#BringBackAmericanRespect
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 16, 2015 01:54 PM (da5Wo) 43
Yeah, just Africans killing Africans. Kinda reminds you how a white cop killing one black thug is headline news, while the blacks kill a thousand other blacks and its Ho Hum. Just Blacks killing Blacks. Move along.....
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 01:54 PM (xWW96) 44
And Our Betters don't give one teeny tiny shit because hey it's just Africans killing Africans.
#BlackLivesMatterWhenConvenient Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2015 01:54 PM (L2xDv) 45
Obama said that those girls were the first thing he thinks of every morning
- Sorta like me and Kate Upton. Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 01:54 PM (XUKZU) 46
IIRC, at the height of the cool kids' #BringBackOurGirls stuff Obama said that those girls were the first thing he thinks of every morning. They were that important to him.
Great point. I think I'll got get twitbanned asking Larf that, over and over. It's what the Prophet Ace (FBUH) would do. Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 01:55 PM (rwI+c) 47
Gotta love CNN; they treat obama like he's Kim Jung Il. CNN's chiron: obama: We Will Defeat Terror Networks Oh, okay, the Leader has spoken. All is well. Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:55 PM (Po8Ix) 48
>>I despair, I despair.
Bingo. And it's some kind of sick joke that this is happening at the same time the Left is obsessed with #BlackLivesMatter. If one ever wanted evidence that Satan exists, this might be it.... Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 01:55 PM (ABcz/) 49
Waiting for the Radfems to hold up signs saying "I AM BOKO HARAM'S SEX SLAVE."
Posted by: fly gal at January 16, 2015 01:55 PM (8TdcF) 50
I'll gladly send you a hashtag Tuesday for a round of golf today
Posted by: Wimpy Soetoro at January 16, 2015 01:55 PM (LoIJo) 51
Petulant pouty sad serious face FTW.
The truly shocking part is these people truly believed that the world would bend to their will just because of #historic and #personalmagnetism, and that the simple act of being #notbush would make the world love us all again. Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 16, 2015 01:55 PM (/Ho8c) Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 01:55 PM (rwI+c) 53
It looks like Angry Birds app, except with Angry African-Americans.
Posted by: Jen Psaki at January 16, 2015 01:55 PM (dVmLD) 54
#NoTrueMuslim
Posted by: fb at January 16, 2015 01:55 PM (JVEmw) 55
@39 - Let's be honest: DOJ seems no more interested in black-on-black American violence than Harf does in Boko Haram.
Black lives only seem to matter if their demise can somehow be pinned on whites. Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 01:56 PM (o+SC1) Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at January 16, 2015 01:56 PM (LoIJo) 57
Niger is burning. From #83 last thread:
Sorry to go semi O/T: French Cultural Center in Niger Set on Fire by Muzzies protesting Charlie Hebdo Mo Cartoons http://bit.ly/17PY31g Weasel Zippers Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 01:56 PM (O/7Nt) 58
I do remember the criticism of the hashtag movement and the lefties (Jon Stewart) saying it was the beginning of something really important. How's that holding up?
Posted by: ejo at January 16, 2015 01:56 PM (rsGj7) 59
Lets start small shall we, Act locally and all that. Lets go and extirpate Boko Haram. Prove to the evil monsters that yes we can be just has hard as them.
But it won't happen because we have President Lymp Dyckless. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 01:56 PM (tPV+t) 60
#thatsnotwhatimeanturacistgopers
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM (/jpU8) 61
Here is the truth. Liberals don't give a fuck how many blacks die. Not a fuck. They only care about them as a tool to push their agenda. Otherwise they would perfer they all kill each other. Simple as that. The KKK wears a suit and hugs Al Sharpton, because he is doing a job for them.
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM (xWW96) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM (CMkNk) 63
#Politicallyusefulblacklivesmatter
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM (Mxs5H) Posted by: Katie West Butte at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM (CXZoh) 65
Funny, AtC, you'd think America's First Black President would care more
about the slaughter of Africans and the enslavement and rape of African wives and girls. They can't vote for him, they're not inviting him to swank celeb-filled parties, they suck at hoops...and he doesn't much care for women of any kind, anyway. Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM (ZKzrr) 66
If these atrocities were happening here at home, they'd do their best to ignore it.
Happening thousands of miles away - pffttt. Easy to ignore. After all, thousands of young black men are murdered every year by other young black men, and it's never talked about. Ever. Posted by: Boots at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM (l9mF2) 67
Black lives only matter if Dems can use them to move forward an agenda.
Otherwise they don't give two flying fucks. Posted by: thathalfrican at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM (R5HRU) 68
Yeah, when I watch those cheesy sci-fi television movies where the Earth is about to be destroyed, more and more I'm rooting for zombie plagues, lava storms and space twisters to win.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 16, 2015 01:53 PM (AC0lD) Yup. I am not joking at all that I am hoping for SMOD. Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM (mf5HN) 69
#TooBoko
Posted by: Jen Psuki Pskui at January 16, 2015 01:58 PM (LKBn6) Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:58 PM (Po8Ix) 71
61 Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM (xWW96)
Black Lives Matter! ** **(only on Election Day) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:58 PM (CMkNk) 72
the mainstream media in the US doesnt cover local genocide stories abroad
Posted by: sound awake at January 16, 2015 01:58 PM (7A/Jm) 73
#DoTheRightThing .... get whitey
Posted by: Mars Blackmon at January 16, 2015 01:58 PM (LoIJo) Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 01:58 PM (/jpU8) 75
If there was an International Brigade, I'd give serious consideration to joining up. This is getting out of hand and will end badly for the West. We may be looking at full Caliphate stretching from Africa to Afghanistan within ten years.
Posted by: Colorada Alex at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (OiH3z) -------------------------------------------- I really do think that this is what Baraka wants. Dreams of my father and all that other shit. A lot of people are going to die these next two years. Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 01:58 PM (qbgxo) Posted by: Boko Haram - Net Neutrality Brigade at January 16, 2015 01:59 PM (o+SC1) 77
#EggsMustBeBroken
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2015 01:59 PM (8ZskC) 78
Nigeria? Sounds like a local story.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 16, 2015 01:59 PM (LoIJo) 79
Black lives only seem to matter if their demise can somehow be pinned on whites.
The white folks at the Planned Parenthood down on MLK Blvd are exempt, of course. Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 01:59 PM (ZKzrr) 80
#HeyLookFootball
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 16, 2015 01:59 PM (da5Wo) 81
Hey AlextheChick, would this work for you as boots and armour when you lead the Host of Alextopia?
http://www.e2046.com/product/Dark+General+%28Pre-painted%29/19752/ Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 01:59 PM (tPV+t) 82
USA Today right now: Record! 2014 was Earth's Warmest Year The planet's warmest year on record was 2014, federal scientists announced Friday. "Humans are literally cooking their planet," said Jonathan Overpeck, an atmospheric scientist from the University of Arizona grammie winger, if you are defrosted, can you comment, please? Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:59 PM (Po8Ix) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 02:00 PM (CMkNk) 84
MooShell is an ass.
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:00 PM (xWW96) 85
Our Betters don't give a shit about black people
killing black people in America. Why would you think that they care about black people killing black people in Africa? Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole Maybe if we start a rumor that the victims of boku harum stole some cigars and roughed up a convenience store manager... Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 02:00 PM (MNq6o) 86
@67 - if America is prepared to give two flying fucks, we'll take Psaki and Harf.
They look like they could pop out a few good footsoldiers. Posted by: Boko Haram - Net Neutrality Brigade at January 16, 2015 02:00 PM (o+SC1) 87
"We may be looking at full Caliphate stretching from Africa to Afghanistan within ten years."
Ten weeks, at this rate. Posted by: navybrat at January 16, 2015 02:00 PM (JgC5a) 88
I hear that Nigerian women are quite inadequate at pressing trousers
Posted by: David Brooks at January 16, 2015 02:00 PM (LoIJo) 89
Spell Nigeria with 2 "g's" and watch all the attention!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton Nigergia? I don't get it. Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 16, 2015 02:00 PM (/Ho8c) Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 02:01 PM (Po8Ix) Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:01 PM (JtwS4) 92
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:59 PM (Po8Ix)
I can comment as I live in MN. Just saw a commercial for FUCKING ICE CASTLES. Yep super warm. Posted by: thathalfrican at January 16, 2015 02:01 PM (R5HRU) 93
#NotADinnerParty
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 02:01 PM (XUKZU) 94
89 Nigergia? I don't get it.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 16, 2015 02:00 PM (/Ho8c) Put them next to each other. Capisce? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 02:01 PM (CMkNk) 95
Apparently #BlackActorsMatterMore.
Because how 'bout them Oscar nominations, huh? Now *that's* a story we need to discuss.... Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 02:01 PM (ABcz/) 96
Ok, how do I get Rock Lobster outa my head?
Posted by: Katie West Butte at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM Think really hard about Love Shack. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:01 PM (knoK7) 97
Here. Since reality is so awful.
What animal is Asylum going to smash with this? http://news.discovery.com/animals/motorboat-sized-predator-swam-in-jurassic-scotland-150111.htm I go with grizzly bear and lion. Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:02 PM (mf5HN) 98
#WorkingOnMyBrackets
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 16, 2015 02:02 PM (da5Wo) 99
America's chickens have come home to roost... oops, never mind
Posted by: Reverend Wright at January 16, 2015 02:02 PM (LoIJo) 100
88 I hear that Nigerian women are quite inadequate at pressing trousers
Posted by: David Brooks at January 16, 2015 02:00 PM (LoIJo) Please send $5000 US via Western Union to cover all modalities. And remain blessed. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 02:02 PM (CMkNk) Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 02:02 PM (ZKzrr) 102
#blacklivesmatter
Yeh...about that. Apparently, only certain black lives matter. Not the hundreds that are killed by criminals Not the thousands killed by Islamic nut cases Nope, not them Only the handful where police interaction sometimes ends poorly. Yup, those are the black lives that matter. The rest of you black people? You can fuck off as far as they are concerned. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2015 02:02 PM (enGVd) 103
#ThisIsMySadFace
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 02:02 PM (MNq6o) 104
Hey AlextheChick, would this work for you as boots and armour when you lead the Host of Alextopia?
http://www.e2046.com/product/Dark+General+%28Pre-painted%29/19752/ Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 01:59 PM (tPV+t) Omg I want that. Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:03 PM (mf5HN) 105
Now this is European grade spin. NASA found Beagle 2 on Mars. So ESA claims it was somewhat successful, they ask it did land after all...
http://tinyurl.com/kkzukyp Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:03 PM (tPV+t) 106
What do you mean #hastag warrioring didn't work?
This is so depressing. The world stands by as evil murderous islamists take over vast areas. Probably thinking that it'll never reach them. Probably not a good idea. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 16, 2015 02:03 PM (oa/c7) 107
Fucking Ice Castles? Is that a porno?
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:03 PM (xWW96) 108
@82 - Overpeck's one of the hardcore warmists from way back, he's appeared prominently in past misdeeds.
We're still statistically flat based on satellite and ocean data, 2014 is somewhere between third and 34th warmest depending on who you believe. Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:03 PM (o+SC1) 109
Some people fiddle, some people golf.
Posted by: Nero Soetoro at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (LoIJo) 110
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 01:59 PM
I'll say it again...my work firewall is gay. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (knoK7) 111
USA Today right now:
Record! 2014 was Earth's Warmest Year The planet's warmest year on record was 2014, federal scientists announced Friday. Top story on Drudge says it was only the 34th warmest year. Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (O/7Nt) 112
"Humans are literally cooking their planet," said Jonathan Overpeck, an atmospheric scientist from the University of Arizona
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:59 PM (Po8Ix) Jonathan Overpeck is delightfully named for the role of Chicken Little. Posted by: Caliban at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (DrC22) 113
What animal is Asylum going to smash with this?
http://news.discovery.com/animals/motorboat-sized-predator-swam-in-jurassic-scotland-150111.htm I go with grizzly bear and lion. Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:02 PM (mf5HN) No smash up. Group of scientists trying to find Nessie are diving in the Loch. They find a system of caves deep underwater. One is sealed up. Guess what happens next? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (da5Wo) 114
Yup.
I am not joking at all that I am hoping for SMOD. Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM (mf5HN) Yeah, when SMOD, or preferably a chain of SMODs just to be safe, is one day away, verified, a 100% certainty that time is up and humanity is truly DOOMED.... I propose a AoSHQ kegger to end all keggers with family and friends. We'll even have Cuban cigars which I won't have to smuggle from Canada. It'll be sweet. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (AC0lD) 115
And instead of dealing with present day oppression (and genocide, don't forget genocide), Obama is hosting a WH viewing of Selma.
Because Oprah's oppression by the Academy is more relevant. Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (ABcz/) 116
Now this is European grade spin. NASA found Beagle 2 on Mars. So ESA claims it was somewhat successful, they ask it did land after all...
Mars is just a teeny dot in the sky so like, it's really hard to hit. Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (8ZskC) Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (MNq6o) 118
Wtf is a "federal scientist"?
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (/jpU8) Posted by: redenzo at January 16, 2015 02:05 PM (WCnJW) 120
A motorboat-sized beast that was at the top of its food chain 170 million years ago is Scotland's first known native marine reptile. Swam? Past tense. Piffle. Posted by: Nessie at January 16, 2015 02:05 PM (JtwS4) 121
the sign says "bring back our girls" but the look on the face says "Barry finished the last box of Twinkies"
Posted by: Satan at January 16, 2015 02:05 PM (bJm7W) 122
#NotInterestingItalians
Posted by: fly gal at January 16, 2015 02:05 PM (8TdcF) 123
And Our Betters don't give one teeny tiny shit because hey it's just Africans killing Africans.
I despair, I despair. Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 01:51 PM (mf5HN) Funny how a couple of thugs get killed in America... and its a full on Race War... While thousands die in Africa... and crickets... #OnlySOMEBlackLivesMatter .... apparently.... Posted by: BB Wolf at January 16, 2015 02:05 PM (qh617) 124
If this is going too have the light shined on it we need to send some white cops there to oppress some "activists." Perhaps pope-punch them.
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 02:05 PM (ne2fm) 125
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Dude, boko whatever has nothing to do with islam. Posted by: Dang Ah yes, those dang Amish are at it again. Right-o... Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something... at January 16, 2015 02:05 PM (baiNQ) 126
Hey AlextheChick, cut me some cash and will pre-order it for you.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:05 PM (tPV+t) 127
118Wtf is a "federal scientist"?Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (/jpU A drone trained in making out grant applications.
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:05 PM (xWW96) Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:06 PM (o+SC1) 129
James Taylor singing on our behalf to France = stupidity of using hashtags as a means of diplomacy (or actual action)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 16, 2015 02:06 PM (ZhxMG) 130
Constanza, I think the map is thermal, so living things show up as red. Not much left after the totally spontaneous reaction to Western imperialism action.
Posted by: PJ at January 16, 2015 02:06 PM (cHuNI) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2015 02:06 PM (enGVd) 132
We are so going to sue those Nigerians... after we finish with these Tea Party types.
Posted by: Eric Holder at January 16, 2015 02:06 PM (LoIJo) 133
Foreign policy is not something Obama wants to be distracted with as he styles himself the second coming of LBJ. He wants to work on domestic policy, transforming America, however the rest of the world won't go all quiet and let him. Not that he will pay any attention to the rest of the world unless he absolutely must, but it is an annoyance and doubly irritating if someone should be impertinent enough to bring it up.
Fortunately he and his are nowhere near as legislatively skilled as LBJ (or Jimmy Carter, for that matter) so he can't get his domestic policy enacted with any near the staying power that LBJ's policies have and must rely on something as flimsy as his memoranda and orders. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2015 02:06 PM (hLRSq) 134
The New York Post said its Twitter account was hacked after messages were posted citing bogus breaking news about U.S. interest-rate policy and China firing missiles on a U.S. Navy ship.
The newspaper's Sunday business editor tweeted "Our Twitter feed has been hacked." The company then sent a statement that said, "Some New York Post Twitter accounts were briefly hacked and the matter is being investigated." Twitter didn't immediately respond to a request for comment. One tweet said "#BREAKING: Chinese anti-ship missile fired at USS George Washington." Another tweet said: "BREAKING: Federal Reserve head Yellen announces bail-in in emergency meeting, rumored negative rate to be set at 4pm EST today." Posted by: #BringBackOurTwitterFeed at January 16, 2015 02:06 PM (e8kgV) 135
@120 - They found Nessie?
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:07 PM (o+SC1) 136
Easier to make a list of continents where Islam is not at war with civilization. Any heads missing in Antarctica? Posted by: CJ at January 16, 2015 02:07 PM (9KqcB) 137
didn't this kind of things happen in Rwanda during the 1990s? Maybe we need to again turn to Bill Clinton and Coffee Anon for a solution in this, our time of crisis. Sorry, maybe that only applied when W Bush was Pres, my mistake.
Posted by: Satan at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (bJm7W) 138
"Nigeria"? That's racist!
Posted by: Barack H. Obama at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (DrC22) Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (ABcz/) 140
I also wish we could get a crusade going. I'm old but I have my own weapons and webgear. Someone supply mortars and cool caps ans we can win this, and worse case, you get killed helping these unfortunate brothers fight the monsters..
Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (rwI+c) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (tPV+t) 142
You'd think Barry would issue an executive order banning the burning of all these structures after raids because of the environmental impact and shit.
That'll take care of it until Jeb gets here. "Under my plan, the price of kerosene and gasoline used for burning Christian buildings will skyrocket." Posted by: Hopped Up On Something Hail SMOD mini-me 1/26/15 at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (bykzK) 143
Jonathan Overpeck is delightfully named for the role of Chicken Little.
Posted by: Caliban at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (DrC22) Overpeck? is he related to Peck? Its genetics.... he has no dick either... Watch it man... I'm a scientist... Posted by: DR. Peter Venkman at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (qh617) 144
FFS, I just want it all to go away. This guy is out there telling everybody what he's doing. Can nobody just take him out? How much does it cost to hire blackwater? Posted by: Lea hates Peppa Pig but will watch it for freedom (not really) at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (lIU4e) 145
No smash up. Group of scientists trying to find Nessie are diving in the Loch. They find a system of caves deep underwater. One is sealed up. Guess what happens next?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (da5Wo) You mean Loch Ness? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113682/?ref_=nv_sr_1 Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (mf5HN) 146
Bring back our girls? From private school? We'll get right on it, FLOTUS!
Posted by: Secret Service Despises Barry at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (5voqw) Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (Ua6T/) 148
#StupidIsAsStupidDoes
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (zpZLP) 149
So who is the Pope going to punch now?!
Posted by: jmel at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (CEyyV) 150
Any heads missing in Antarctica?
Posted by: CJ at January 16, 2015 02:07 PM Silence! I keeeel you!!11!! Posted by: Achmed al P'nguin at January 16, 2015 02:09 PM (knoK7) 151
137 didn't this kind of things happen in Rwanda during the 1990s?
Posted by: Satan at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (bJm7W) Well, you would know! Posted by: John Milton at January 16, 2015 02:09 PM (DrC22) 152
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If there was an International Brigade, I'd give serious consideration to joining up. This is getting out of hand and will end badly for the West. We may be looking at full Caliphate stretching from Africa to Afghanistan within ten years. Posted by: Colorada Alex at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (OiH3z) I've thought the same thing for Israel and the Kurds. There has to be sympathetic people that would join up to stick up for the not-crazy people. Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 02:09 PM (ne2fm) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (8ZskC) 154
@120 - They found Nessie? AtC's link. They say they found a 170mm year old Nessie. I say they found an old one, but not the only one. I am not as cryptozoic-happy as someone recently outed herself as being, but I want Nessie and Sasquatch to be real. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (JtwS4) 155
there was a story i was reading at cbs yesterday.
in the comment muliple times said. isis-bokoharam-tea party-hitler (in seriousness) Not one commenter told that bastard He was an idiot. look if you deal with Tea Party in the U.S it's exactly the Same! Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (nqBYe) 156
I'd love to see the outtakes from Moochelle's pouty face photo session. You know there are dozens where she looked even dumber than the one they chose to go with.
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (MNq6o) 157
It's pretty clear at this point that for the White House, the biggest obstacles to the Political Singularity are two out of the three Abrahamic religions. Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (JBggj) 158
Hey AlextheChick, cut me some cash and will pre-order it for you.
... cut me some cash and I will buy chocolate chip scones and eat them ... for breakfast! Posted by: Adriane the Food Economics Critic ... at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (P+IZm) 159
Any heads missing in Antarctica?>>>
We are too scared of that Thing Kurt Russell fought down there. Posted by: Jonny Jihad at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (Mxs5H) 160
140I also wish we could get a crusade going. I'm old but I have my own weapons and webgear. Someone supply mortars and cool caps ans we can win this, and worse case, you get killed helping these unfortunate brothers fight the monsters..Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (rwI+c) Yeah, we'll call outselves the Geriatric Dozen. We'll kick jihadi ass!
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (xWW96) 161
A lot of people are going to die these next two years.
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 01:58 PM (qbgxo) The slaughter of innocents is going to continue for a lot longer than the next two years. Preezy Barackanahtan I (along with his sycophants and fellow-travelers) has set the world on fire. The islamofascists are ascendant and we are ruled by appeasers, quislings and traitors. Frankly, I'm going to be surprised if a major war with at least 10 million dead doesn't occur within the next decade. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (wQYNW) 162
To date the NY Slime has not covered this story at all, because.....
#Black Lives Matter, If they are in the USA. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 02:11 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 02:11 PM (O/7Nt) 164
Can we fuckin nuke these animals yet?
Posted by: The Humpty at January 16, 2015 02:11 PM (LRXOq) 165
149 So who is the Pope going to punch now?!
Posted by: jmel at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (CEyyV) Last I heard he was going after Al Franken. Posted by: Curt Gowdy at January 16, 2015 02:12 PM (DrC22) 166
Don't be talking to me about Africans being murdered and girls and women bring raped. I'm talking about the DISGRACE of white Hollywood Oscars
Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 16, 2015 02:12 PM (DXzRD) 167
Boko Haram killed more people this week than the Spanish Inquisition did in 150 years.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 02:12 PM (ZPrif) 168
Send Kerry and Taylor to fix this stat!!
Posted by: Jukin at January 16, 2015 02:12 PM (WGm5T) 169
"Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall, all you gotta do is call, and I'll be there, yes I will . . ." Unless the playoffs are on, dude. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 02:12 PM (CMkNk) 170
Yeah, we'll call outselves the Geriatric Dozen. We'll kick jihadi ass!
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (xWW96) Old Man's War, without being rejuvenated? Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:12 PM (qh617) 171
Artist imagines various world leaders on the loo. Possibly NSFW. Ready the brain bleach.
http://www.ufunk.net/artistes/il-dovere-quotidiano/ Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:13 PM (tPV+t) 172
#WhoUsedAllTheToiletPaperAndDidn'tPutANewRollInHere?
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 02:13 PM (MNq6o) 173
when covering up the Facts for your ideology can kill thousands without batting an eye, When the media will cover up the Why, where and Who. we have some serious issues that i don't know are recoverable.
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 02:13 PM (nqBYe) 174
Did you ever wonder what 1937 would look like if there was an internet? Well...here you go.
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 02:13 PM (ne2fm) 175
167 Boko Haram killed more people this week than the Spanish Inquisition did in 150 years.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 02:12 PM (ZPrif) Better comparison would be Planned Parenthood in one month versus the KKK in the 1910's. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 02:13 PM (CMkNk) Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 16, 2015 02:14 PM (P+IZm) 177
If Michelle were really worked up about the "girls," wouldn't she have that face she had when Sir Galahad took his selfie with the Danish hottie?
Posted by: Caliban the Cruel at January 16, 2015 02:14 PM (DrC22) 178
CNN's chiron:
obama: We Will Defeat Terror Networks Oh, okay, the Leader has spoken. All is well. Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:55 PM (Po8Ix) By terror networks, Barry means Fox News Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2015 02:14 PM (1Jaio) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:14 PM (W5DcG) 180
This keeps up they are going to stop paying me for little girls from Chicago.
http://tinyurl.com/mwlk3d3 Posted by: Zombie Jake at January 16, 2015 02:14 PM (0FSuD) 181
Yeah, we'll call outselves the Geriatric Dozen. We'll kick jihadi ass!
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (xWW96) Old Man's War, without being rejuvenated? Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:12 PM I prefer "The Silver Horde." Posted by: Achmed al P'nguin at January 16, 2015 02:14 PM (knoK7) 182
171 Artist imagines various world leaders on the loo. Possibly NSFW. Ready the brain bleach.
http://www.ufunk.net/artistes/il-dovere-quotidiano/ Is that Danish chick in here? Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 02:15 PM (ne2fm) 183
@142 - WASHINGTON DC - Today the EPA issued new regulations regarding the discharge of bodily fluids during judicial punishment.
In a brief press conference, EPA chief Gina McCarthy said "This provides the regulatory leverage needed to bring certain practices by certain groups (whom I'm not otherwise allowed to name) under Federal control." Under the new regulations, judicial punishment involving the potential displacement of skin, blood, mucus, or other bodily tissues or fluids will require an Environmental Impact Report to be filed with and approved by a court of competent jurisdiction, with 90-day public notice required for all hearings held under the ruling. Those who believe themselves to be targeted under this regulation were nonplussed. 'Well, I guess we'll just fucking ship them to as container cargo before we behead them, then?' said one member of one group. Posted by: Associated Presstitutes at January 16, 2015 02:15 PM (o+SC1) 184
By terror networks, Barry means Fox News
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2015 02:14 PM (1Jaio) Yeah, but was also thinking TEA Party Networks... Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:15 PM (qh617) 185
Yeah, we'll call outselves the Geriatric Dozen. We'll kick jihadi ass!
Posted by: maddogg Old Man's War, without being rejuvenated? Posted by: BB Wolf... "No Country for Old Men" Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 02:15 PM (O/7Nt) 186
Russia Declares Publishing Mohammed Cartoons Illegal
Aaaaand Hecturd just swallowed his own tongue. Posted by: Moon God spells Moon at January 16, 2015 02:15 PM (3CiXB) 187
This administration would have played "We Are the World" to Uday and Qusay.
Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2015 02:15 PM (hHFOx) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:16 PM (W5DcG) 189
Off, Jihadi Penguin sock!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:16 PM (knoK7) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:16 PM (tPV+t) Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:16 PM (xWW96) 192
another thing i'd like pointed out, U.N is there for what?
Anyone stepped up to take Americas place as the whirled policeman? Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 02:16 PM (nqBYe) 193
Nope. No she's not.
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 02:16 PM (ne2fm) 194
#mooch_haz_a_sad
Posted by: OK, thanks, bye at January 16, 2015 02:16 PM (ucB75) 195
#BringBackTripleStuffOreos
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 02:16 PM (MNq6o) 196
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To date the NY Slime has not covered this story at all, because..... #Black Lives Matter, If they are in the USA. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 02:11 PM (0FSuD)" If that were true, the NYT would have as many front page stories about the murders in Chicago as they did about the Masters in Augusta. #BlackLivesMatterIfItHelpsDemocratsGetElected Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 02:17 PM (KDbAT) 197
And this reminds me, I still need to eat lunch. Plus run to the post office.
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/The-wholesome-bowl-3.jpg Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:17 PM (tPV+t) Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 02:17 PM (XUKZU) Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:17 PM (xWW96) 200
That ain't it btw...
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:17 PM (xWW96) Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 16, 2015 02:18 PM (DXzRD) 202
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 16, 2015 01:53 PM (AC0lD)
Unfortunately that only puts you in line with the l*bs and enviro-nuts who have been doing that openly for years. They're succeeding in making you as miserable as they are. Don't let them. Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2015 02:18 PM (hHFOx) 203
Well, now all those minuets rooftops in Russia can reflect the official religion. Minuets? That's not right. What are those roofs called? Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 02:18 PM (Po8Ix) 204
@182 - frankly, I'd like to see the Argentine communist naked, she's well into her MILF days but it'd be worth knowing if she's worth it.
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:18 PM (o+SC1) 205
#BringBackOurCountry..
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 02:18 PM (Bn6aD) 206
We need to organise a Moron Safari to Nigeria. Say we are hunting big game. Bring our AR-15s, AK-47s, and Moisin-Nagants...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:19 PM (tPV+t) 207
Minuets? That's not right. What are those roofs called?
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 02:18 PM Minarets? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:19 PM (knoK7) 208
>>Boko Haram killed more people this week than the Spanish Inquisition did in 150 years.
And Sally Kohn could not be reached for comment. Apparently she was too busy hitting refresh on the SPLC website in attempt to find more cases of American right-wing terrorism to maintain her 'evil right-wingers have killed more than any other terrorist group' meme going. Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 02:19 PM (ABcz/) Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 02:19 PM (Po8Ix) 210
Well, now all those minuets rooftops in Russia can reflect the official religion.
Minuets? That's not right. What are those roofs called? Onion Domes? Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 02:19 PM (O/7Nt) Posted by: Polar bear in a blizzard at January 16, 2015 02:20 PM (Spluw) 212
You're gonna need a bigger hashtag Posted by: Chief al Brody at January 16, 2015 02:20 PM (Xv7f/) 213
Boko Haram killed almost as many people this week as the Spanish Inquisition did in 400 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Inquisition#Death_tolls During the entirety of the Span. Inquisition (almost 400 years) 150k were brought up in charges and about 2% executed. That'd be about 3k vs 2.5k this week for Boko Haram. Boko Haram killed about 11k in 2014. Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 02:20 PM (ZPrif) 214
Of course, unlike our President, we care about this genocide. An internet tax along with a modest increase in the federal Gasoline tax will help us all care more of course.
Then we'll have hearing's about it. Posted by: New Senate Majority at January 16, 2015 02:20 PM (bykzK) 215
We need to organise a Moron Safari to Nigeria. Say we are hunting big game. Bring our AR-15s, AK-47s, and Moisin-Nagants...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:19 PM I am intrigued by this idea and would like a copy of the travel brochure... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:20 PM (knoK7) 216
a.k.a. penis tips Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 02:20 PM (Po8Ix) 217
Obviously this violence is the result of the fact that Nigerians are racist towards other Nigerians and failed to properly integrate these poor souls into their society.
This is CNN. Posted by: prescient11 at January 16, 2015 02:20 PM (q5APL) Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:20 PM (JtwS4) 219
200 That ain't it btw...
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:17 PM (xWW96) You Sir, as a Master Bait and switcher!!! Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:21 PM (qh617) 220
Better comparison would be Planned Parenthood in one month versus the KKK in the 1910's.
-- Except we're talking about Boko Haram. Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 02:21 PM (ZPrif) 221
We need to organise a Moron Safari to Nigeria. Say we are hunting big game. Bring our AR-15s, AK-47s, and Moisin-Nagants...>>>
And Barrett .50s Pink mist is an effective Psyop tool Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 16, 2015 02:21 PM (Mxs5H) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:21 PM (knoK7) 223
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I also have a Kate Upton topless link in my favorites. http://tinyurl.com/34so4bo Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:17 PM (xWW96) Barrel for excessive baiting on a Friday. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 02:21 PM (0FSuD) 224
Fucking Ice Castles? Is that a porno?
Posted by: maddogg Fucking Ice Castles on Ice. At the Staples Center. Tickets on sales #twoweeks. Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 02:21 PM (O/7Nt) Posted by: Jukin at January 16, 2015 02:22 PM (WGm5T) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:22 PM (W5DcG) 227
Obama is the dreamiest President, He made the creepy people buy my B.C, as they should.
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 02:22 PM (nqBYe) 228
I also have a Kate Upton topless link in my favorites.http://tinyurl.com/34so4bo
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:17 PM (xWW96) ------------------------------------------ You should be beheaded in the street. Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 02:22 PM (qbgxo) 229
@199 I also have a Kate Upton topless link in my favorites.
http://tinyurl.com/34so4bo ----------------- So which is it - London Boys, Face-Sized Spider, or Helen Thomas? Posted by: junior at January 16, 2015 02:22 PM (UWFpX) 230
"This is getting out of hand and will end badly for the West. We may be looking at full Caliphate stretching from Africa to Afghanistan within ten years."
And you were wondering about Barry's next job ... Posted by: despair at January 16, 2015 02:23 PM (dcY7v) 231
#BringOnSmod
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 16, 2015 02:23 PM (OM9Av) 232
And now let me present our special musical guest NINE INCH NAILS performing their signature hit "CLOSER".
Posted by: John Fn Kerry at January 16, 2015 02:23 PM (RJN20) 233
We need to organise a Moron Safari to Nigeria. Say we are hunting big game. Bring our AR-15s, AK-47s, and Moisin-Nagants...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) I'm in if we can use a Disney Vacation Voyage ship as transport. Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at January 16, 2015 02:23 PM (bykzK) 234
We need to organise a Moron Safari to Nigeria. Say we are hunting big game. Bring our AR-15s, AK-47s, and Moisin-Nagants...
Posted by: Anna Puma I am intrigued by this idea and would like a copy of the travel brochure... Posted by: RedMindBlueState Does that include the cruise just off the Somali coast? Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 02:23 PM (O/7Nt) Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 02:23 PM (ZKzrr) 236
Well, now all those minuets rooftops in Russia can reflect the official religion.
Minuets? That's not right. What are those roofs called? Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer Theyre called Baboobies. Posted by: Moon God spells Moon at January 16, 2015 02:23 PM (3CiXB) 237
Daddy, have you plugged the Haram yet?
Posted by: Malaria Obama, standing in her father's doorway at January 16, 2015 02:24 PM (LKBn6) 238
Brain bleach to undo the maddogg. Bad maddogg, bad! http://bit.ly/1BczJ5X Kate Upton in a VERY wet t-shirt. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:24 PM (JtwS4) 239
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Holder severely limits Asset Forfeiture: http://bit.ly/1znbSzV Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:20 PM (JtwS4) Its the big one.... Weezy! I'm comein for ya!!! Damn.... Holder did something... RIGHT???? Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:24 PM (qh617) 240
219 200
You Sir, as a Master Bait and switcher!!! Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:21 PM (qh617) ISWYDT Posted by: Caliban the Cruel at January 16, 2015 02:24 PM (DrC22) 241
pure luck of the draw we live in the west .
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 02:24 PM (nqBYe) 242
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Guess what? 2014 was the warmest year ever! Yeah. Of course, of course. Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:58 PM (Po8Ix) Of course. Also, this year's harvest was the biggest in Soviet history, comrades! Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2015 02:24 PM (L2xDv) Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2015 02:24 PM (Ae7K+) Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 02:25 PM (Bn6aD) 245
@239 218
Holder severely limits Asset Forfeiture: http://bit.ly/1znbSzV Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:20 PM (JtwS4) Its the big one.... Weezy! I'm comein for ya!!! Damn.... Holder did something... RIGHT???? ----------------------- Instapundit is speculating that it's due to an ongoing dispute between Holder and the local police departments that I've apparently heard nothing about. Posted by: junior at January 16, 2015 02:25 PM (UWFpX) 246
NOAA?
Some body call? Posted by: Bill Cosby ISWYDT. Pretty funny bit, if you can get past all the rapin'. Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 16, 2015 02:25 PM (/Ho8c) 247
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If there was an International Brigade, I'd give serious consideration to joining up. This is getting out of hand and will end badly for the West. We may be looking at full Caliphate stretching from Africa to Afghanistan within ten years. Posted by: Colorada Alex at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (OiH3z) These kind of events move me to join up as well even though I am no kind of soldier. Posted by: Mindy at January 16, 2015 02:25 PM (PUSS/) 248
I picked a hell of a day to lead a girl scout canoe trip in Nigeria
Posted by: Ned Beatty in drag at January 16, 2015 02:25 PM (RJN20) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:26 PM (W5DcG) 250
#BringBackSanity
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 16, 2015 02:26 PM (DT3rQ) 251
#BringMeSomeBooze."
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (Bn6aD) 252
@234 - heaven forfend I'd ever agree with anything Ron Paul says on foreign policy, but the 'letters of marque' thing might not be such a bad idea if it gave you the New Jersey and whatever's left of Reagan-era CGs to recommission for a buck apiece.
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (o+SC1) 253
Second look at sixteen inch guns.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. Carpetbombing also warrants a review. Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (/Ho8c) 254
Instapundit is speculating that it's due to an ongoing dispute between Holder and the local police departments that I've apparently heard nothing about.
Posted by: junior at January 16, 2015 02:25 PM (UWFpX) Hmmm.... it does kill a lot of revenue that local Police do use... and Cops HAVE been bad mouthing Holder for awhile... And... how does Holder have the power to kill this program... isn't it authorized by LAW in the first place? Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (qh617) 255
Second look at sixteen inch guns.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:26 PM Wait...you needed more than one look?! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (knoK7) 256
237 Daddy, have you plugged the Haram yet?
Posted by: Malaria Obama, standing in her father's doorway at January 16, 2015 02:24 PM (LKBn6) Honey, you must be thinking of Uncle Bill. Posted by: Barack H. Obama at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (DrC22) Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (DLu2s) Posted by: navybrat at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (JgC5a) 259
When everything goes well, it's because of Obama's extraordinary intelligence and ability to see everything 10 steps ahead. When they do not go well, or stubbornly refuse to improve, well, the country is ungovernable, or it's not really his problem to begin with and he's doing everyone a favor by not acting on it.
Understood. Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (/Mxso) 260
Damn.... Holder did something... RIGHT???? I know, right? Meanwhile, Insty questions the motives: This is absolutely the right thing to do, and long overdue. However, I kind of wonder if the reason why it's happeningnow has more to do with the Obama Administration's current war with state and local police, something that the Post article touches on obliquely. Kind of like the flipside to the NYPD's starving the city of revenue by refusing to issue tickets Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (JtwS4) 261
Holder severely limits Asset Forfeiture
If this asshole can "limit" it, then he or some other asshole can enable it. It should be be fucking illegal unless there has been a trial. Posted by: Polar bear in a blizzard at January 16, 2015 02:28 PM (Spluw) 262
18 "I guess we won't be sending James Taylor to Nigeria to sing to them that they have a friend because they don't." Remember all those bank scams? Yeah, well, no matter 'cause Somebody does.
Posted by: What comes around at January 16, 2015 02:28 PM (RJN20) 263
"these people truly believed that the world would bend to their will just because of #historic and #personalmagnetism, and that the simple act of being #notbush would make the world love us all again."
The simple act of being #notbush was, however, good enough for the Nobel Peace Prize selection committee. What was it again? Eleven _days_ that Obama had been in office when he became a Nobel laureate? Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 02:28 PM (noWW6) 264
Hmmm.... it does kill a lot of revenue that local Police do use... and Cops HAVE been bad mouthing Holder for awhile... And... how does Holder have the power to kill this program... isn't it authorized by LAW in the first place? Around these parts a lot of the "asset taking" is done to the Illegals, I mean immigrants..... Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 02:28 PM (Bn6aD) 265
16in naval rifles are a waste of ammo on speedboats.
M-61s with about 9,000 rds each. Installed fore and aft on Jon Francois Cary's new yacht should do nicely. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:29 PM (tPV+t) 266
Did you ever wonder what 1937 would look like if there was an internet? Well...here you go. --------- That is damn depressing. Posted by: Lea hates Peppa Pig but will watch it for freedom (not really) at January 16, 2015 02:29 PM (lIU4e) 267
Blacks killing blacks: Not news.
Blacks killing whites: Not news. Black killed by white: Interplanetary crisis!!! Posted by: despair at January 16, 2015 02:29 PM (dcY7v) 268
In case no one has already mentioned this: Obama's gonna be more angry than anyone about this as soon as he hears about it in the news.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 02:29 PM (ABcz/) 269
@238 - that's hardly a shirt at that point.
Now go find me Cristina Kirchner similarly attired. For some reason I really want to see that. Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:29 PM (o+SC1) 270
The simple act of being #notbush was, however, good enough for the Nobel Peace Prize selection committee.
What was it again? Eleven _days_ that Obama had been in office when he became a Nobel laureate? Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 02:28 PM Skandis. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:29 PM (knoK7) 271
@254 And... how does Holder have the power to kill this program... isn't it authorized by LAW in the first place?
-------------------- From what I understand, Holder isn't killing it. He's merely stating that the assets can't be used unless charges are filed. Posted by: junior at January 16, 2015 02:29 PM (UWFpX) 272
#BringBackLauraBush
Posted by: Caliban at January 16, 2015 02:30 PM (DrC22) 273
What's a cubit?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 16, 2015 02:30 PM (XmOA9) 274
16in naval rifles are a waste of ammo on speedboats.
M-61s with about 9,000 rds each. Installed fore and aft on Jon Francois Cary's new yacht should do nicely. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:29 PM This isn't about economy. This is about entertainment. Fire mission! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:31 PM (knoK7) 275
When Michelle says "BringBackOurGirls," she's just mad that Boko Haram stole the sex slaves that she and Barack keep in the White House basement. Hey, schmucks -- those are our sex-slaves girls! Give 'em back!
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2015 02:31 PM (K4YiS) 276
heaven forfend I'd ever agree with anything Ron Paul says on foreign policy, but the 'letters of marque' thing might not be such a bad idea if it gave you the New Jersey and whatever's left of Reagan-era CGs to recommission for a buck apiece.
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (o+SC1) -------------------------------------------- There's a James W. Huston novel that uses the "letters of marque" clause in the Constitution as focus to battle muzzie Indonesian pirates. "Balance of Power" Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 02:31 PM (qbgxo) 277
The President will deal with the Boko Haram thing as soon as the playoffs are over.
Posted by: Josh Earnest at January 16, 2015 02:31 PM (DrC22) 278
255 Second look at sixteen inch guns.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:26 PM Wait...you needed more than one look?! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (knoK7) I had the Supreme pleasure of watching '16 Inch Guns' open for Limited Operations.... in Lebanon, in 84.... Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:31 PM (qh617) 279
Second look at sixteen inch guns. Dude, I'm not a military genius but I seriously miss battleships. Sure, we can hit a gnat's ass with a $1.4 mm cruise missile, but we deploy them very selectively. When someone's acting up it was nice to be able to park nine 16" guns that can throw a shell the size of a Volkswagen over 20 miles off their coast. Talk softly. Big stick. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:31 PM (JtwS4) 280
Couldn't the government of Nigeria take some of that oil money and buy some mercenaries to take care of these guys?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:32 PM (W5DcG) 281
"So who is the Pope going to punch now?!
Posted by: jmel at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (CEyyV)" Cardinal Burke Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 16, 2015 02:32 PM (V70Uh) 282
We may be looking at full Caliphate stretching from Africa to Afghanistan within ten years.
Posted by: Colorada Alex I'd say that is true. they already have oil wealth, strong pr, an unchallenged military. Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 16, 2015 02:32 PM (Cq0oW) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:33 PM (knoK7) 284
My Faux-Concern-O-Meter exploded in a fireball when I exposed it to the picture of Michelle and her hashtag frowny-face.
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2015 02:33 PM (K4YiS) Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 02:33 PM (Po8Ix) 286
Couldn't the government of Nigeria take some of that oil money and buy some mercenaries to take care of these guys?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:32 PM (W5DcG) Some other African country did that before, with good results. So good in fact, that the UN stepped in and made it illegal. Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:34 PM (GQ8sn) 287
So I guess the only blacks the JEF cares about are street thugs. Because they look like his imaginary thugs.
#BlackLivesMatterUnlessThey'reAfrican Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:34 PM (FsuaD) 288
"Second look at sixteen inch guns."
I'm attempting to envision the effect upon one of the Navy's new LCS vessels of firing a 16-inch gun. Given that the combined recoil of nine of those guns could visibly move an _Iowa_ class battleship sideways in the water during a broadside... well, I'm not a naval architect, but I quite seriously assume the forces from that one shot would tear apart a Little Crappy Ship like the wrapper of a truck stop microwave burrito. Little Crappy Ships, with their ridiculously puny armament, and lack of armor protection, being meant as a mainstay of the Navy from here on out. Wonderful news. Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 02:34 PM (noWW6) 289
Imaginary *sons* dammit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:34 PM (FsuaD) 290
16in naval rifles are a waste of ammo on speedboats.
M-61s with about 9,000 rds each. Installed fore and aft on Jon Francois Cary's new yacht should do nicely. The 16 inchers are for their onshore supply, command and control..... Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 02:34 PM (O/7Nt) 291
Time for some battleship pr0n. USS Iowa in 1984 firing a full broadside.
http://tinyurl.com/oe8uhlk Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:34 PM (tPV+t) 292
These kind of events move me to join up as well even though I am no kind of soldier.
Will they need people to make sammiches while they're out being badass? Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 02:34 PM (ZKzrr) 293
The memo from Holder excludes joint task force investigations and also sounds like it allows seizures if special permission is given. So mostly good sounding. Of course if you were cynical, one might think this shields the Feds from explaining where they got their information that was passed on to the State and locals. I am reminded of the Cromulbus that had a small bit about it is now legal for the NSA to record all domestic phone calls, keep them for 5 years and share any illegal activities with LE.
But then I usually look on the dark side. Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at January 16, 2015 02:35 PM (bykzK) 294
Send John Ketchup Kerry over, he can take James Taylor with him. With any luck neither one will ever be heard from again.
Posted by: the Jack of Clubs at January 16, 2015 02:35 PM (BOliG) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2015 02:35 PM (IXrOn) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:35 PM (knoK7) 297
Time for some battleship pr0n. USS Iowa in 1984 firing a full broadside.
http://tinyurl.com/oe8uhlk Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:34 PM (tPV+t) For those about to rock....FIRE!!!!! Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:35 PM (GQ8sn) 298
280: Couldn't the government of Nigeria take some of that oil money and buy some mercenaries to take care of these guys? Or some of that email scam money? Those princes they have surely could send a little back to their people...
Posted by: What comes around at January 16, 2015 02:36 PM (RJN20) 299
#BringBackOurBallsWithoutJamesTaylorSongs
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 02:36 PM (oDCMR) 300
Ya know, even when Mooch is wearing her *sad, concerned* face, she's one scary looking woman.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:36 PM (FsuaD) Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:36 PM (JtwS4) 302
Talk softly. Big stick.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:31 PM (JtwS4) With modern quality control of the propellent... and Decent Radars feeding a modern Fire Control system... You could first or second shot a speed boat with a 16 inch Proximity fused HE round. Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:36 PM (qh617) 303
thing is, with an actual Caliphate, the rules change once again and become far worse.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 16, 2015 02:36 PM (Cq0oW) 304
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:34 PM (GQ8sn)
If it's anything the UN is good for, it's not just feckless inaction, but actively working against solutions. Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 02:36 PM (/Mxso) 305
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Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:31 PM *sigh* Iowas.... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:33 PM (knoK7) You me both, brother... Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 02:37 PM (wtvvX) Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2015 02:37 PM (K4YiS) 307
Dude, I'm not a military genius but I seriously miss battleships.
Sure, we can hit a gnat's ass with a $1.4 mm cruise missile, but we deploy them very selectively. When someone's acting up it was nice to be able to park nine 16" guns that can throw a shell the size of a Volkswagen over 20 miles off their coast. Talk softly. Big stick. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:31 PM (JtwS4) Yes, yes, Battleship was craptastic schlock but then again I adore craptastic schlock. Still. There's something awesome when Big Mo gets underway again and then BOOM go the guns. Brings a tear to the eye, it does. Also that movie has the best meet cute ever. Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:37 PM (mf5HN) 308
@265 - it's not the speedboats you're after with the big shoot, it's the villages they come from.
Kickstarter for some tactical defense hardware, I'm kinda fond of this concept: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oerlikon_Millennium_35_mm_Naval_Revolver_Gun_System or the older Goalkeeper, need a little more range than the M61. Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:37 PM (o+SC1) 309
If it's anything the UN is good for, it's not just feckless inaction, but actively working against solutions.
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 02:36 PM And child rape. Don't forget the child rape. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:37 PM (knoK7) 310
298 280: Couldn't the government of Nigeria take some of that oil money and buy some mercenaries to take care of these guys? Or some of that email scam money? Those princes they have surely could send a little back to their people...
------------------- They would be the Muslim oil princes of Nigeria. They don't care and oil prices are down. But look on the bright BokoHarum is reducing the globes carbon footprint one executed slave at a time. Islam is a Green Religion. Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 02:37 PM (oDCMR) 311
It's going to be a long two years.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:38 PM (FsuaD) Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 02:38 PM (XUKZU) Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 02:38 PM (O/7Nt) 314
If it's anything the UN is good for, it's not just feckless inaction, but actively working against solutions.
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 02:36 PM (/Mxso) I think that merc outfit, "Executive Outcomes" was hired to go in and clean up some bad guys. They were so good at it, that the UN felt it had to step in on their behalf and stop them from doing what they do best. The UN is useless. Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:38 PM (GQ8sn) 315
I'm surprised James Taylor is still alive.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:38 PM (FsuaD) 316
#donotstitchourgirlsvajayjaysshut
Posted by: Moosh Mosh at January 16, 2015 02:38 PM (bKukF) 317
an update for Teh Horde:
My wife is out of surgery and is sitting up & alert in the recovery unit as of 1:20 Eastern. Everything went well, she may get to come home tonight. My sincere thanks to everyone for the thoughts & prayers. Posted by: AltonJackson at January 16, 2015 02:38 PM (4gN5w) 318
concerned moochelle is concerned.
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 16, 2015 02:39 PM (27KAF) 319
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Time for some battleship pr0n. USS Iowa in 1984 firing a full broadside. http://tinyurl.com/oe8uhlk Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:34 PM (tPV+t) Now THAT is the projection of power. Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 02:39 PM (wtvvX) 320
UN stands for Useless Nitwits.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:39 PM (tPV+t) 321
#BringBackJournalismFromTheDepthsOfHell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3TXTRtifco I feel the cold surrounding me You're just letting me down Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2015 02:39 PM (IXrOn) 322
I feel sorry for the christians in Nigeria. We have a few in our Unit in the Navy. Sad story of what muslims and oil can do to a Country, which is why so many Nigerian Christians are in the US Navy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (nzKvP) 323
I feel sorry for the christians in Nigeria. We have a few in our Unit in the Navy. Sad story of what muslims and oil can do to a Country, which is why so many Nigerian Christians are in the US Navy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (nzKvP) 324
320UN stands for Useless Nitwits.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:39 PM (tPV+t) Not completely. Have any girls you need molested? Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (xWW96) 325
A battleship is the ultimate troll bait as it cruises off your shoreline. It dares you as it also scares you.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (tPV+t) 326
Yaaaaaaaayyyyy. I missed out on working with Jay Cutler in Denver, so I figure, after Peyton Manning, I'll go work with another QB who's career is over.
Over/over under on 4 weeks before I have another cardiac event? Posted by: John Fox's bad ticker at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (LKBn6) 327
The President will deal with the Boko Haram thing as soon as the playoffs are over.
Posted by: Josh Earnest at January 16, 2015 02:31 PM (DrC22) Obama has Boko Haram in his bracket. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (W5DcG) 328
Excellent news, Alton!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (wtvvX) 329
My wife is out of surgery and is sitting up & alert in the recovery unit as of 1:20 Eastern.
Everything went well, she may get to come home tonight. My sincere thanks to everyone for the thoughts & prayers. Posted by: AltonJackson Good to hear! Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (O/7Nt) 330
16 inch gun pr0n of the Mighty Mo So it's official. The Horde loves battleships. Why aren't we in charge? (When we do take over, Your Malevolence, can we call them Dreadnoughts again? I love that word). Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (JtwS4) 331
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#donotstitchourgirlsvajayjaysshut In all seriousness, I was beyond shocked to learn that in No-Go Zones in Great F*cking Britain, Muslims are allowed to slice off little girls clits. Legally. Because Sharia. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (FsuaD) 332
Now THAT is the projection of power.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 02:39 PM (wtvvX) Even from a ways away... on another ship... when those guns go off its like a punch to the gut... Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:41 PM (qh617) 333
Those guys wouldn't be killing all those people if they had decent jobs.
Posted by: Robert Reich at January 16, 2015 02:41 PM (DrC22) 334
I'm surprised James Taylor is still alive.
He kicked heroin sometime after his last marriage. Wrote happy songs and stuff after getting clean. Actually not bad--not memorable but not bad. Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at January 16, 2015 02:41 PM (bykzK) Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:41 PM (o+SC1) 336
UN stands for Useless Nitwits.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:39 PM (tPV+t) If they had actual power they would use it against us. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:42 PM (W5DcG) 337
Yaaaaaaaayyyyy. I missed out on working with Jay Cutler in Denver, so I figure, after Peyton Manning, I'll go work with another QB who's career is over.
Over/over under on 4 weeks before I have another cardiac event? Posted by: John Fox's bad ticker at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (LKBn6) I'm just going to leave this here: http://bit.ly/17Qnekp Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:42 PM (mf5HN) 338
I've seen fire and I've seen rain.....
Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2015 02:42 PM (Ae7K+) 339
Does Heroin make your hair fall out?
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 02:42 PM (oDCMR) 340
315 I'm surprised James Taylor is still alive.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:38 PM (FsuaD) So is he. Posted by: Caliban at January 16, 2015 02:42 PM (DrC22) 341
Where are the rail gun battleships??? Wasn't the Navy working on a rail gun ship?
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:43 PM (GQ8sn) 342
Very good, AJ.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 16, 2015 02:43 PM (2cS/G) 343
Wish I could've sent a tweet to bring back Junior. That would have worked.
Posted by: Charles Lindbergh at January 16, 2015 02:43 PM (5voqw) 344
It's going to be a long two years.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:38 PM (FsuaD) -------------------------------------------- As someone mentioned earlier, it's all going to be much longer than two years. When Baraka leaves (maybe), the world will be on fire. The burning times are here, right now. Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 02:43 PM (qbgxo) 345
Won't Fox's first job at Chicago be to get the team to like Cutler? If he needs help we can send him RGIII.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 02:43 PM (oDCMR) 346
The Sad Fact is that Bush W carried about and helped Africa more than President Obama .
Posted by: Drpullit at January 16, 2015 02:43 PM (FBeqI) 347
@325 - it's not the firepower that's the most fascinating part of the old BBs, it's the protection, how the armor belts, the machinery protection (right down to the intakes and stacks), everything about them was done.
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:43 PM (o+SC1) 348
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Wish I could've sent a tweet to bring back Junior. That would have worked. Posted by: Charles Lindbergh at January 16, 2015 02:43 PM (5voqw) Dammit. *wipes keyboard* Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:43 PM (FsuaD) 349
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 16, 2015 02:03 PM (oa/c7)
I am sorry for getting personal and I realize I don't really know you per se, but I am SO GLAD you're away from all this. Do you think that they will take over the entire country?? At the rate this is escalating, I'm getting nervous. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 16, 2015 02:44 PM (5knmJ) 350
Any heads missing in Antarctica?>>> Tennessee Tuxedo,he sounded just a little bit too gay to keep his head Posted by: barney at January 16, 2015 02:44 PM (lKyWE) Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at January 16, 2015 02:44 PM (bykzK) 352
#BlackLivesMatter -- except when they don't to liberals, which is all the time save for here and there when they can make political hay for an afternoon and win a hashtag skirmish.
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2015 02:44 PM (K4YiS) 353
Anyone remember The Big Chill soundtrack? Boko Haram's Whiter Shade Of Pale is on it. Good soundtrack. Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 02:44 PM (Po8Ix) 354
Good news, Alton.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 02:44 PM (ZPrif) Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2015 02:44 PM (Ae7K+) 356
So it's official. The Horde loves battleships.
I often stare out at the Wisconsin whenever I am in Portsmouth which is pretty much every month. Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:44 PM (nzKvP) 357
So it's official. The Horde loves battleships.
Why aren't we in charge? (When we do take over, Your Malevolence, can we call them Dreadnoughts again? I love that word). Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (JtwS4) *waves paw imperially* Yes. Yes, we shall. Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:45 PM (mf5HN) 358
What Nigeria needs is a hug. And a theme song.
Posted by: Secretariat of State John Kerry at January 16, 2015 02:45 PM (FsuaD) 359
I'm just going to leave this here: http://bit.ly/17Qnekp That's brutal. Yeah, even I thought that was harsh. After I cleaned up the Pepsi that snorted out my nose. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:45 PM (JtwS4) 360
reach for snark to take away the bite of this i am coming up empty , i just can't get away from the horror of it . 18 k people since 2011, add isis
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 02:46 PM (nqBYe) 361
>>>I'm just going to leave this here: http://bit.ly/17Qnekp
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:42 PM (mf5HN)<<< **lifts up corner of link ever so slightly** **shakes head** Can't do it... too skeered. Posted by: John Fox's bad ticker at January 16, 2015 02:46 PM (LKBn6) 362
@336 - there's the things the UN is good at - rape, plague - and the things it's not - peace, justice.
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:46 PM (o+SC1) 363
hashtag skirmish.
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2015 02:44 PM (K4YiS) That's a really good term. Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 02:46 PM (/Mxso) 364
Holder is at war with local cops, that and a lot of brothers were losing their shit to forecloses.
It's ALWAYS about race with Holder. ALWAYS. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 02:46 PM (0FSuD) 365
Nigeria is doomed as a nation. What nation can survive a 50-50 split, Christian and Muslim?
What nation can survive a 50-50 split, Anything and Muslim? Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 02:46 PM (ZPrif) 366
"We may be looking at full Caliphate stretching from Africa to Afghanistan within ten years."
There was once an national military in Africa which was the best equipped and best trained on the continent. Outside observers said of them that if they ever felt the need, they could fight from the Cape to Cairo in ninety days. Some said sixty days. The government which controlled that military would have taken no crap from the likes of Boko Haram or Somali pirates. But, the regime in question was deemed Teh Rayciss and politically incorrect by Our Betters, and was done away with. Now that same military has tank sheds filled with immobile unmaintained vehicles. Parade ground formations where 75% of the infantry are dependent upon HIV antivirals. And a bunch of spiffy shiny new fighter jets which can't fly because there aren't adequate numbers of trained pilots. Meanwhile, crimes infinitely worse than those committed by said government have gone on throughout most of the rest of Africa since it was driven from power. Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 02:46 PM (noWW6) 367
I think the Texas basically sank and they just poured concrete around the hull to keep it where it is.
We're gonna have to build a few new ones. Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at January 16, 2015 02:47 PM (bykzK) 368
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Compares Islamic Terrorism To The KKK Burning Crosses, Says Islam Is All About Peace
Weasel Zippers Yeah, well there is a reason nobody wants anything to do with you in the NBA Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:47 PM (nzKvP) 369
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:42 PM
This delicious snark brought to you by John Elway Ford. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:47 PM (knoK7) 370
364 Holder is at war with local cops, that and a lot of brothers were losing their shit to forecloses.
It's ALWAYS about race with Holder. ALWAYS. Bingo... Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 02:47 PM (Bn6aD) 371
*waves paw imperially*
Yes. Yes, we shall. Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:45 PM (mf5HN) You have a dreadnought?!?!? *runs* Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:47 PM (GQ8sn) 372
Yes Jane. I hash tagged it. But cringed when I do. I will continue to do at various places because most libtards will not let themselves visualize what evil monsters really do.
You are correct. This is happening in Britain. As honor killings have happened here. Sick sick sick. Posted by: Viv Savage at January 16, 2015 02:47 PM (bKukF) 373
@359 - I clicked on it thinking it was going to be the naked Cristina Kirchner pic I requested.
Man, was I disappointed. Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:48 PM (o+SC1) 374
@336 - there's the things the UN is good at - rape, plague - and the things it's not - peace, justice.
Baby blue army helmets. Baby blue. Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2015 02:48 PM (Ae7K+) 375
There was once an national military in Africa which was the best equipped and best trained on the continent.
And they kinda had a bomb also Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:48 PM (nzKvP) 376
Now.... take a BB hull...
Pull the Boilers... put in submarine nuclear plants... Take the 5 inch turrets from the broadsides, and put in the Rail guns the Navy is working on. Put on multiple CIWs... leave the existing Harpoon and Tomahawk launchers. Buy Iron Dome from the Israelis... couple it with an Aegis Radar. Battle Group to include an LHA for vertical Launch F-35... and some Burke Class Sub Hunters.... Excuse me... I'll be in my bunk... Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:48 PM (qh617) 377
339: Does Heroin make your hair fall out? A: No, it was the methadone from the rehab sessions. Methadone also causes wife-beating, interestingly enough and poor James Taylor also suffered from that.
Posted by: Compassionate Friends of Woman-Beaters at January 16, 2015 02:49 PM (RJN20) 378
Yes, yes, Battleship was craptastic schlock but then again I adore craptastic schlock. Still. There's something awesome when Big Mo gets underway again and then BOOM go the guns.
Watching it get underway to the tune of "Thunderstruck" was truly a thing of beauty. Redeems the rest of the flick by its lonesome. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 16, 2015 02:49 PM (DT3rQ) 379
Holder is at war with local cops, that and a lot of brothers were losing their shit to forecloses.
Did you see the short list of things now verboten to seize? Freaking visa cards were on it. They are seizing peoples' visa cards?!?!? Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at January 16, 2015 02:49 PM (bykzK) 380
Yes. Yes, we shall. Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:45 PM (mf5HN) You have a dreadnought?!?!? *runs* *ponders AtC with a dreadnought* Certainly a lot of the wrong things would go splodey. And lots and lots of the right things. Motion approved. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:49 PM (JtwS4) 381
There was once an national military in Africa which was the best equipped and best trained on the continent.
And they kinda had a bomb also Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:48 PM (nzKvP) Who controls that bomb today? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:50 PM (W5DcG) 382
This is all so depressing.....At least this morning Kerry's little clown act with Taylor made me laugh...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 02:50 PM (Bn6aD) 383
"308
@265 - it's not the speedboats you're after with the big shoot, it's the villages they come from. Kickstarter for some tactical defense hardware, I'm kinda fond of this concept: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oerlikon_Millennium_35_mm_Naval_Revolver_Gun_System or the older Goalkeeper, need a little more range than the M61. Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:37 PM (o+SC1)" If you want range from artillery, revive the subcaliber sabot research program that was being done for the 16 inch rifles before all the Iowa class ships were decommissioned. I believed that they were firing 13 inch shells from the 16 inch guns and they were working to test 11 inch shells from the 16 inch guns to a range of over a hundred miles. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 02:50 PM (KDbAT) 384
You have a dreadnought?!?!?
*runs* Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:47 PM (GQ8sn) *shifty eyes* No. *shifty eyes* Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:50 PM (mf5HN) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:50 PM (knoK7) 386
Now.... take a BB hull...
Pull the Boilers... put in submarine nuclear plants... Take the 5 inch turrets from the broadsides, and put in the Rail guns the Navy is working on. Put on multiple CIWs... leave the existing Harpoon and Tomahawk launchers. Buy Iron Dome from the Israelis... couple it with an Aegis Radar. Battle Group to include an LHA for vertical Launch F-35... and some Burke Class Sub Hunters.... Excuse me... I'll be in my bunk... Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:48 PM (qh617) Ooh! Ooh! Make it submersible to sneak in, launch all sorts of shit, and sneak out again. Motto: "When we insert, you're fucked!" Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:50 PM (GQ8sn) Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 16, 2015 02:51 PM (DT3rQ) 388
Baby blue army helmets.
Baby blue. Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2015 02:48 PM (Ae7K+) They are UNC-CH grads. None of them can read, but hey, the UN doesn't care. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 02:51 PM (0FSuD) 389
When I was aboard USS Missouri moored at Pearl in 2010 the crew was talking of getting new teak for the main deck from the Peoples Republic of China. *thud*
Still after a general refurb, only major change would be on the ammo. Avoid another Iowa and Mississippi grade accident. Upscale what was done with the last two Baltimore cruisers, switch over cased ammo over bags of powder. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:51 PM (tPV+t) 390
Certainly a lot of the wrong things would go splodey. And lots and lots of the right things.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:49 PM (JtwS4) Refitting the guns to fire raptors in steel cages that shatter on impact should not be that difficult. Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 02:51 PM (/Mxso) 391
Obama said that the United States has one big advantage in this whole process. The advantage, he said, is the fact that the Muslim communities in the U.S. are assimilated and feel themselves to be Americans.
This dumb fuck really is delusional Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:51 PM (nzKvP) 392
"381
There was once an national military in Africa which was the best equipped and best trained on the continent. And they kinda had a bomb also Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:48 PM (nzKvP) Who controls that bomb today? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:50 PM (W5DcG)" The story is that they dismantled all of them. I don't know how true that story is. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 02:51 PM (KDbAT) 393
Add 200.....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:50 PM (knoK7) *starts running zig zag pattern* *deploys smoke* *deploys chaff* *deploys electronic counter-measures* Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:52 PM (GQ8sn) 394
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Compares Islamic Terrorism To The KKK Burning Crosses, Says Islam Is All About Peace
He's waiting for Airplane 3 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:52 PM (W5DcG) 395
382
This is all so depressing.....At least this morning Kerry's little clown act with Taylor made me laugh... It's like this entire administration is one huge, never-ending SNL episode. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:52 PM (FsuaD) 396
Just talk with Boko Haram. Relate. Empathize. It will turn out well - Treadwell.
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at January 16, 2015 02:52 PM (5voqw) 397
Who controls that bomb today?
Allegedly they gave it up and destroyed it. Allegedly. I'm guessing they handed it over to their "developmental partners" once the writing was on the wall. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 16, 2015 02:52 PM (DT3rQ) Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 02:53 PM (0FSuD) 399
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:47 PM (
Well the KKK outfit is somewhat similar to a burka and hijab. Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 16, 2015 02:54 PM (3jmxp) 400
Who controls that bomb today?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:50 PM (W5DcG)" The story is that they dismantled all of them. I don't know how true that story is. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 02:51 PM (KDbAT) It was an Israeli Bomb and was always ultimately controlled by Israel and what ever was in SA is not longer there. Israel needed somewhere to test their bomb and the south atlantic off of SA was a nice place to do it. Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:54 PM (nzKvP) Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 16, 2015 02:54 PM (DT3rQ) 402
*deploys electronic counter-measures*
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:52 PM (GQ8sn) *deploys flares, lights self on fire* Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 02:54 PM (/Mxso) 403
It's like this entire administration is one huge, never-ending SNL episode.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:52 PM (FsuaD) It's like being in the Twilight zone except when you wake up it's still here... Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 02:54 PM (Bn6aD) 404
carryover ?
Cat Stevens Apparently featured in Rolling Stone this week. Talk about sucky timing, eh? Posted by: Lizzy Is this true? Could make another sign of the poxeclipse like "Where is Jamie Gorelick". Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2015 02:54 PM (DL2i+) 405
The story is that they dismantled all of them. I don't know how true that story is.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 02:51 PM (KDbAT) I think the White S Africans gave all their bomb shit to Israel, whom they trusted. They would NOT have left them with Nelson Mandela, a commie. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 02:55 PM (0FSuD) 406
BB Wolf did you read this book? The Ayes of Texas?
USS Texas rebuilt with nuclear plants from submarines, beam weapons, and jet propulsion vs an invading Soviet battle fleet? http://tinyurl.com/n2holtz Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:55 PM (tPV+t) 407
Here in Houston TX I just got a request in the mail that I sign a petition to force a popular vote on our lord Mayor's bathroom gender ordinance. There was also a separate sheet asking if I would sign a petition asking for her majesty's recall or impeachment.
My responses are in the mail. Posted by: An Observation - I use Silver Bullet gun oil at January 16, 2015 02:55 PM (ylhEn) 408
Almost all (actually all?) of the major terror attacks in the West since 9-11 were done by Western jihadists.
TakiMag: 10 Attacks Committed by Terrorists Radicalized in the West http://t.co/lJ0foiPBVk Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 02:55 PM (ZPrif) 409
*starts running zig zag pattern*
*deploys smoke* *deploys chaff* *deploys electronic counter-measures* >>> All useless against the 16" guns arc of destiny. Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 16, 2015 02:55 PM (Mxs5H) 410
He ( Fredo) suggested that European governments work on strengthening ties between their cultures and Muslim immigrants, rather than responding with a hammer and law enforcement and military approaches to these problems.
This fuck is gong to get us all killed Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (nzKvP) 411
I'm assuming Big Mo's 16" masterpieces count.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 16, 2015 02:54 PM (DT3rQ) Absolutely. Speaking of Gun Thread, where did ours go? Two weekends with no guns? Dave sick? Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (0FSuD) 412
The press is going to be busy this week reporting on capitalism destroying the earth to get too much into this Islamaphobic story.
Posted by: MTF at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (6um35) 413
All useless against the 16" guns arc of destiny.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 16, 2015 02:55 PM (Mxs5H) *runs back inside the 16" gun firing arc* Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (GQ8sn) 414
393 Add 200..... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:50 PM (knoK7) *starts running zig zag pattern* *deploys smoke* *deploys chaff* *deploys electronic counter-measures* Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:52 PM (GQ8sn) The Broadside was designed to destroy everything in a Square Mile... the guns fire a pattern... Therefore.... broadside... Grid Pattern... Fire for effect... Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (qh617) 415
The black president's got it folks. Back off.
Besides it's racist to for whitey to presume how best to handle black issues. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (oFCZn) 416
I think the White S Africans gave all their bomb shit to Israel, whom they trusted.
They would NOT have left them with Nelson Mandela, a commie. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 02:55 PM (0FSuD) It was never theirs to give. It was an Israeli Bomb all along and under their control Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (nzKvP) 417
Morris Day and the motherfuckin' Time - BOOKED. Our buddies in Nigeria are going to be like "Boko who?" after this weekend's rager.
Posted by: John "Live Shot" Kerry at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (yHHKL) 418
This fuck is gong to get us all killed Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (nzKvP) ^^^THIS^^^ And *no one* will be more surprised or disappointed as him. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:57 PM (FsuaD) 419
@383 - pretty much anything you can pump out of the 16in would go far enough to clear out the coast 30 miles inland. If you're off Somalia those guys on the speedboats have to realize their stashes, homes, and families have just been incinerated, my guess is they're zigzagging into the distance in a hell of a hurry.
I'd focus on safety, reliability, and HE blast. Local protection is a matter of being able to cost-effectively deal with whatever crap is going to come at you from second-rate sources. Think quick and cheap AA arty is going to be the best bang for the buck. A navalized Iron Dome could be interesting, but I think it's as dependent on its sensor network as its missiles and afloat is a much different game (maybe easier, but I'll leave that to the experts) than ashore. Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:57 PM (o+SC1) 420
runs back inside the 16" gun firing arc*
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (GQ8sn) Uh.... don't you mean... SWIM???? Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:57 PM (qh617) 421
391 Obama said that the United States has one big advantage in this whole process. The advantage, he said, is the fact that the Muslim communities in the U.S. are assimilated and feel themselves to be Americans.
This dumb fuck really is delusional ==== Obviously, he's never been to Dearborn. Assimilated? I refer him to the reply previously given by Inigo Montoya. Posted by: Orville H. at January 16, 2015 02:57 PM (Xv7f/) 422
It was an Israeli Bomb and was always ultimately controlled by Israel and what ever was in SA is not longer there. Israel needed somewhere to test their bomb and the south atlantic off of SA was a nice place to do it.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:54 PM (nzKvP) Ah, one of those shape shifting Jooooo bombs! Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:57 PM (W5DcG) 423
Again I highly recommend Steven Pressfield's The Profession. More prophetic each and every day.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 16, 2015 02:57 PM (3jmxp) Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2015 02:58 PM (Ae7K+) 425
And *no one* will be more surprised or disappointed as him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:57 PM (FsuaD) On the bright side, the Muslims will be happy. Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 02:58 PM (/Mxso) Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 02:58 PM (Bn6aD) 427
395 382
This is all so depressing.....At least this morning Kerry's little clown act with Taylor made me laugh... It's like this entire administration is one huge, never-ending SNL episode. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:52 PM (FsuaD) ------- No, the administration is actually funny in some instances. Posted by: 0302 at January 16, 2015 02:58 PM (yHHKL) 428
Nigeria is little more complex than our media betters have stooped to inform us. Boko Haram doesn't exist in a vacuum, as some evil wind blowing in from the steppes. The Northern states are Muslim majority and strongholds of the opposition. Their Governors are Muslim and opposition leaders.
The people being attacked are generally not supporters of said Muslim Governors and opposition party(s). Imagine that. Frequently, these attacks by "the wily insurgents who can't be tracked" are preceded by the local police and army units (controlled by the Governors) evacuating. While Boko Haram exists, it wouldn't have anywhere near the potency it has exhibited without the simmering civil war about to start beneath it. Posted by: Jean at January 16, 2015 02:58 PM (TETYm) 429
My favorite bit in Ayes of Texas doesn't even have anything to do with the battleship. It is when the Gov sends everyone outside to light up and record their votes for secession.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 16, 2015 02:58 PM (M6Vhk) 430
"Wait! EC is running towards us? Ready the 5/38s with proximity fuses."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:59 PM (tPV+t) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:59 PM (FsuaD) Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 02:59 PM (O/7Nt) Posted by: kj at January 16, 2015 02:59 PM (lKyWE) Posted by: eman at January 16, 2015 02:59 PM (vPwui) Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 02:59 PM (OsWis) 436
Still catching up:
Fifty+ years to chew away at the infrastructure of our culture and all of a sudden it starts coming apart at an alarming rate. Entropic cascade failure - turns out it's not always the utilities that go first. Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2015 03:00 PM (DL2i+) 437
Morris Day and the motherfuckin' Time - BOOKED. Our buddies in Nigeria are going to be like "Boko who?" after this weekend's rager.
Posted by: John "Live Shot" Kerry at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (yHHKL) "Fifteen bucks, little man, put that money in my hand..." Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 03:00 PM (GQ8sn) 438
I hate for sarcasm to be my first thought anytime I see something like this, but there it is, me thinking "well gosh, this is cause for concern. 2500 dead could generate some REAL serious anti-muslim backlash.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2015 03:00 PM (TOk1P) 439
It is when the Gov sends everyone outside to light up and record their votes for secession.
You mean the part where those voting No get shot in the dark? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 03:00 PM (tPV+t) 440
430 "Wait! EC is running towards us? Ready the 5/38s with proximity fuses."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:59 PM (tPV+t) and place the CIWs on Manual.... Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 03:00 PM (qh617) 441
Mostly peaceful town annihilation.
Posted by: Lauren at January 16, 2015 03:00 PM (MYCIw) 442
@410 - thereby continuing the process of convincing at least the sane segment of the European population (including those few elites now feeling bitch-slapped by reality) that America has gone nuts.
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 03:00 PM (o+SC1) 443
The Left considers assimilation to be working if we only have a couple jihadi attacks a year. To them it's all about society learning to live with an "acceptable" # of casualties.
Their logic is that 35k people die in car accidents every year in America - so a few dozen or hundred dying a year in terror attacks really isn't that big a deal. We should just get used to it like we got used to 35k ppl dying a year in car crashes. It's a sick logic, but that is their logic. Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 03:00 PM (ZPrif) 444
someone go to twitter and politely nudge Ace, eh? Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 03:00 PM (Po8Ix) 445
Turkish PM says Israeli provocations radicalizing Muslim world
Davutoglu accuses Netanyahu of murder, claims IDF shelling of Gaza contributing to radicalization trend. And why Israel still has any relations with these fucks i'll never know. Hey but I think JImmah should move there Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 03:00 PM (nzKvP) 446
365 Nigeria is doomed as a nation. What nation can survive a 50-50 split, Christian and Muslim?
What nation can survive a 50-50 split, Anything and Muslim? Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 02:46 PM (ZPrif) We either need to jump in with two feet in Africa, let corporations hire mercs to protect any Western interests or GTFO for 50 years so they can sort themselves out. The borders are arbitrary at best, the governments corrupt and the foreign aid corrupting. Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 03:01 PM (ne2fm) 447
Aye, Captain, I'm giving her all I got, she can't get any poutier or she'll explode
Posted by: Scotty at January 16, 2015 03:01 PM (ZdA3v) 448
It was never theirs to give. It was an Israeli Bomb all along and under their control
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (nzKvP) Yeah, I sort of remember that being a tit for tat in that SA let Israel test their bomb in SA waters and SA got some bombs. Does that sound familiar? Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 03:01 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 16, 2015 03:01 PM (M6Vhk) 450
#BringTheWhiteHouseBackToAmerica
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2015 03:01 PM (rGKRU) Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2015 03:02 PM (Ae7K+) 452
Yeah, I sort of remember that being a tit for tat in that SA let Israel test their bomb in SA waters and SA got some bombs.
Does that sound familiar? Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 03:01 PM (0FSuD) Something like that Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 03:02 PM (nzKvP) Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 03:02 PM (Bn6aD) 454
So, how can we blame this on the Jews?
Posted by: MikeH at January 16, 2015 03:02 PM (ZdA3v) 455
From the previous post:
"Gotta love a religious theocracy blaring its dogmas over loudspeakers as it beheads women in the street." Coming soon , to a Duke University near you. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 03:02 PM (eeTCA) 456
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:57 PM (W5DcG)
Actually I think they developed the bomb with the help of Pakistan scientists. Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 16, 2015 03:03 PM (3jmxp) 457
So, how can we blame this on the Jews?
Posted by: MikeH at January 16, 2015 03:02 PM (ZdA3v) The real question is, when Jews can shapeshift, what can't you blame on them? Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 03:03 PM (/Mxso) 458
453 #BringTheWhiteHouseBackToAmerica
Racist! Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 03:02 PM (Bn6aD) Ya skating on black ice, young lady Posted by: MikeH at January 16, 2015 03:03 PM (ZdA3v) 459
Right, Boko Haram is seizing territory for Muslims by religiously cleansing territory of Christians. They kill tens of thousands, but they win territory by convincing hundreds of thousands and millions of Christian Nigerians to move South in to the Christian areas for protection.
Of course, lots of Muslim Nigerians are moving South to cause the economy is better in the Christian South. Same way Muslim nations cleans their territory of non-muslims -- and also send out muslim settlers to colonize the West. They purify their territory while infecting ours. Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 03:03 PM (ZPrif) 460
So, how can we blame this on the Jews?
Turkey did in a roundabout way. They radicalized those poor peaceful Palestinians which in turn radicalized all of the peace loving Mohammedan World... Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 03:04 PM (Bn6aD) 461
US Battleships
Norman Friedman Naval Institute Press Good overview of design from 1800's up to Montana class (unbuilt). Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at January 16, 2015 03:05 PM (uPxUo) Posted by: kj at January 16, 2015 03:05 PM (lKyWE) 463
Think your searches are junky/spammy now? Wait until Dear Leader imposes Imperial Will with 'Net Neutrality'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 03:05 PM (eeTCA) 464
Can anyone prove that sword that beheaded the Burmese woman wasn't actually a shape-shifted Jew?
Posted by: Ron Paul (doing my best to tank my son's ambitions) at January 16, 2015 03:05 PM (o+SC1) 465
Even when the Nigerian govt retakes territory from Boko Haram, the Christians don't want to move back. They know odds are good they'll just be attacked again. Better to just move South and start a new life where there is better protection.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 03:05 PM (ZPrif) 466
443 The Left's ...logic is that 35k people die in car accidents every year in America - so a few dozen or hundred dying a year in terror attacks really isn't that big a deal. We should just get used to it like we got used to 35k ppl dying a year in car crashes.
It's a sick logic, but that is their logic ==== And all the while they tell us that a few hundred gun deaths each year (and fewer by black rifles) requires a massive overhaul of law, culture, etc. Their real agenda is betrayed by their selective tolerance for death. Posted by: Well Said at January 16, 2015 03:06 PM (Xv7f/) 467
BTW,
If anyone has a cat or a mouse they would like to armor, this is pretty good; http://tinyurl.com/ytmw2c I think I like the DragonCat the best; http://tinyurl.com/q9dwwac Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 16, 2015 03:06 PM (M6Vhk) 468
JIM CLANCY OUT AT CNN AFTER ANTI-ISRAEL TWITTER RANT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 03:06 PM (nzKvP) 469
451
someone go to twitter and politely nudge Ace, eh? Do not disturb The Prophet Ace, woe be it to those that dare. All praise be to his hairy back. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 03:06 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 03:07 PM (Bn6aD) 471
@465 - we'll just make the Jews go there after we evacuate Israel.
Posted by: Ron Paul (going to look like Harry Reid after Rand's next visit) at January 16, 2015 03:07 PM (o+SC1) 472
They purify their territory while infecting ours.
Posted by: Costanza ----------------- That is what is happening in Europe and the UK. It is a slow-growth cancer. The take-over will not be by violence. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 03:07 PM (eeTCA) 473
*runs back inside the 16" gun firing arc* You can't do that. When you're fully out of breath, EC, I recommend a World Class Grovel. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 03:07 PM (JtwS4) 474
>>The advantage, he said, is the fact that the Muslim communities in
the U.S. are assimilated and feel themselves to be Americans. This is just laying the groundwork to claim that the real terrorist/extremist threat is rightwing, white, Christian militias. NHS has been saying this for years. Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 03:07 PM (ABcz/) 475
Obviously, he's never been to Dearborn. Assimilated? I refer him to the reply previously given by Inigo Montoya.
Posted by: Orville H. at January 16, 2015 02:57 PM (Xv7f/) ---------------------------------------- *not available for comment* Posted by: Beheaded woman in OKC at January 16, 2015 03:08 PM (qbgxo) 476
Gee, the hashtag diplomacy didn't work? Well, then, let's round up a bunch of celebs to sing "We are the World, Part 2" while looking all concerned. That'll do it.
Posted by: Donna V. at January 16, 2015 03:08 PM (u0lmX) 477
@470 - Let me see if I can find him a job
Posted by: Ron Paul (no good Jew-bash should go unrewarded) at January 16, 2015 03:08 PM (o+SC1) 478
"All useless against the 16" guns arc of destiny.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 16, 2015 02:55 PM (Mxs5H)" I believe that during WW II there was an occasion when a Japanese destroyer was being chased by an Iowa class battleship. Every time the 16 inch guns fired, the destroyer would do a hard turn to one side or the other and by the time the shells arrived a few minutes later, that destroyer was somewhere else. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 03:08 PM (KDbAT) 479
Their logic is that 35k people die in car accidents every year in
America - so a few dozen or hundred dying a year in terror attacks really isn't that big a deal. We should just get used to it like we got used to 35k ppl dying a year in car crashes. A couple thousand US homicides committed with firearms, and we have to ban guns. A hundred thousand homicides committed in the name of Mohammed, we just need to give them more free shit. *spit* Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 03:08 PM (ZKzrr) 480
The expression "six miles of mud fence" comes inexorably to mind.
Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at January 16, 2015 03:08 PM (SGtBn) 481
Is it insensitive to point out that the JEF is simply shiftless?
Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 16, 2015 03:09 PM (XO6WW) 482
JIM CLANCY OUT AT CNN AFTER ANTI-ISRAEL TWITTER RANT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 03:06 PM (nzKvP) And yet, no evidence of an apology. Surprise. Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 03:10 PM (/Mxso) 483
Hmmm.... it does kill a lot of revenue that local Police do use...
and Cops HAVE been bad mouthing Holder for awhile... And... how does Holder have the power to kill this program... isn't it authorized by LAW in the first place? I see what you did there. Like this regime pays any attention to the law amirite? Posted by: An Observation - I use Silver Bullet gun oil at January 16, 2015 03:10 PM (ylhEn) 484
@470 - Christiane Amanpour (who I do NOT want to see naked, it's Kirchner, not Amanpour) hardest hit (but not by me, not with John Kerry's dick).
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 03:10 PM (o+SC1) 485
"If you want range from artillery, revive the subcaliber sabot research program that was being done for the 16 inch rifles before all the Iowa class ships were decommissioned. I believed that they were firing 13 inch shells from the 16 inch guns and they were working to test 11 inch shells from the 16 inch guns to a range of over a hundred miles."
(cough) Excalibur GPS-guided round technology (cough) Thus: 11 inch shell to over a hundred miles with a circular error probable so small you could spit across it. No one near a coastline will be inclined to make any trouble. Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 03:11 PM (noWW6) Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 03:11 PM (o+SC1) 487
@330 (When we do take over, Your Malevolence, can we call them Dreadnoughts again? I love that word).
---------------------- Hate to break it to you, but Dreadnought was the name of a ship and not a class of ships. At least, not in the real world. And in any event, the USS South Carolina, which was already being built when the Dreadnought was launched, made the Dreadnought obsolete. Posted by: junior at January 16, 2015 03:12 PM (UWFpX) 488
If anyone has a cat or a mouse they would like to armor, this is pretty good
I kind of want the gladiator helmet. Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 03:12 PM (ZKzrr) 489
BTW, the frogs have responded to Kerry's "I'd like to teach the world to sing!" diplomacy: http://tinyurl.com/m5mx3e4 Posted by: Donna V. at January 16, 2015 03:13 PM (u0lmX) 490
"Actually I think they developed the bomb with the help of Pakistan scientists."
I chatted for a while with an ultrasmart Israeli engineering Ph.D who had been inside one of their aerospace firms at that time. Had just come to Silicon Valley to consult on some stuff. Talking about his previous career, I said a few words to him * just to test his reaction, and he smiled a small tight quick smile out of nowhere and then smoothly changed the subject. (* "Vela double flash".) Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 03:15 PM (noWW6) Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 16, 2015 03:18 PM (M6Vhk) 492
Perhaps a few of the Boko Haram group got a bit rambunctious and overstepped the bounds of good taste, but I don't know if we should paint the entire tribe with such a wide brush.
Some of these people have been socially and economically disadvantaged, which could lead to behavior that, at times, falls below what we would hope for. But is that their fault or ours? Certainly, vandalism of any type should be discouraged and if some damage occurred to villages those actions should be condemned. So too should taking women allegedly "against their will". Hasn't history taught us to wait until all the facts are in on something like this? Our main concern now should be that all the negative reporting doesn't endanger the vast majority of peaceful and law-abiding Boko Haram members. Posted by: jwest at January 16, 2015 03:19 PM (vwlGK) 493
>>>>I kind of want the gladiator helmet.<<<<
Do you have a guinea pig or something that can wear it? Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 16, 2015 03:19 PM (M6Vhk) 494
Quick, exhume Jim Croce and send him to comfort Jim Clancy in his time of undeserved persecution. We can't lose the press.
Posted by: Josh Earnest at January 16, 2015 03:25 PM (yHHKL) Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at January 16, 2015 03:26 PM (Q52VH) 496
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@383 - pretty much anything you can pump out of the 16in would go far enough to clear out the coast 30 miles inland. If you're off Somalia those guys on the speedboats have to realize their stashes, homes, and families have just been incinerated, my guess is they're zigzagging into the distance in a hell of a hurry. I'd focus on safety, reliability, and HE blast. Local protection is a matter of being able to cost-effectively deal with whatever crap is going to come at you from second-rate sources. Think quick and cheap AA arty is going to be the best bang for the buck. A navalized Iron Dome could be interesting, but I think it's as dependent on its sensor network as its missiles and afloat is a much different game (maybe easier, but I'll leave that to the experts) than ashore. Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:57 PM (o+SC1)" One of the things I have often wondered about is whether you could make an effective AAA using the 16 inch guns loaded with beehive rounds. The rate of fire for the 16 inch guns is definitely slow for AAA but beehive will send out a cone shaped pattern which will be effective for hundreds of yards. If the guns are slaved to something like a CICS radar and computer, they could start engaging aircraft and cruise missiles miles out before they come within range of the CICS. Rather than the Iron Dome, I would think that SM 3 missiles are already designed to protect ships from aircraft and missiles. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 03:28 PM (KDbAT) 497
Do muslims kill people in Kenya? Because that would be just wrong.
Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2015 03:38 PM (go5uR) 498
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"If you want range from artillery, revive the subcaliber sabot research program that was being done for the 16 inch rifles before all the Iowa class ships were decommissioned. I believed that they were firing 13 inch shells from the 16 inch guns and they were working to test 11 inch shells from the 16 inch guns to a range of over a hundred miles." (cough) Excalibur GPS-guided round technology (cough) Thus: 11 inch shell to over a hundred miles with a circular error probable so small you could spit across it. No one near a coastline will be inclined to make any trouble. Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 03:11 PM (noWW6)" How much does the Excalibur cost? How many are in the inventory? The Excalibur is useful when you know where your high value target is. Subcaliber rounds are the way to go when you want to stand off 50 miles from shore and turn a zip code 50 miles inland into a smoking wasteland. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 03:38 PM (KDbAT) 499
You have a dreadnought?!?!?
*runs* Waitaminute, just how far am I from Lake Michigan. Yikes, 15 miles straight line. Maybe the shiny casino will distract her. Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2015 03:38 PM (DL2i+) 500
I don't have time to read upthread, I just hope that someone has pointed out that our military is being cut and the ones who aren't have ridiculous ROE.
Posted by: FCF at January 16, 2015 03:40 PM (kejii) 501
This fuck is gong to get us all killed
No, my good friend Bill Ayers says we only have to kill 30 million or so. Posted by: President Ten Putt at January 16, 2015 03:45 PM (ylhEn) 502
Our main concern now should be that all the negative reporting doesn't
endanger the vast majority of peaceful and law-abiding Boko Haram members. As Charles Manson is fond of pointing out, he never killed anyone. Posted by: An Observation - I use Silver Bullet gun oil at January 16, 2015 03:50 PM (ylhEn) Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 03:53 PM (OsWis) 504
Perhaps a few of the Boko Haram group got a bit
rambunctious and overstepped the bounds of good taste, but I don't know if we should paint the entire tribe with such a wide brush. Some of these people have been socially and economically disadvantaged, which could lead to behavior that, at times, falls below what we would hope for. But is that their fault or ours? Certainly, vandalism of any type should be discouraged and if some damage occurred to villages those actions should be condemned. So too should taking women allegedly "against their will". Hasn't history taught us to wait until all the facts are in on something like this? Our main concern now should be that all the negative reporting doesn't endanger the vast majority of peaceful and law-abiding Boko Haram members. Posted by: jwest at January 16, 2015 03:19 PM (vwlGK) Nailed it! Posted by: caunotaucarius at January 16, 2015 04:32 PM (aruDZ) 505
Mopey Mooch does a pretty good copy of that Charlie Hebdo mohammad magaine cover.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 16, 2015 07:34 PM (NaeCR) 506
yes, ye olde it is an internal matter was the prime reason no one intervened in Turkey when the Armenians were genocided. I also think rwanda was given the same leeway. "never again" happens very frequently these days.
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