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- Team Obama Has No Idea What To Do With ISIS Prisoners
- Ducking Reality
- We Just Did This To France
- Boston.com Editor Fired For Boehner Death Threat Article
- The Fox News Obsession
- Joni Ernst To Give SOTU Response
- Can The West Stand Up For Free Speech?
- Sometimes The Ace Of Spades Lifestyle Can Get You Shot
- Switzerland Stuns Market By Giving Up On Currency Peg
- The Enemy Within
- Not Much Of A Career Change
- Google To Stop Selling First Version Of Google Glass
- Europe's Leading Rabbi Says Jews Should Arm Themselves
- Can We Get Benedict Back?
- White House Says It Doesn't Need Congress On Net Neutrality
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sambo has the flu at January 16, 2015 08:41 AM (0Txm0)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 16, 2015 08:42 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 08:43 AM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 16, 2015 08:45 AM (GqEzX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 16, 2015 08:45 AM (f1HUZ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 08:45 AM (knoK7)
Wonder if he's an illegal
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 16, 2015 08:46 AM (qKk9I)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 16, 2015 08:47 AM (f1HUZ)
you have got to be kidding me
we are so truly fucked
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 08:47 AM (zOTsN)
Not a bad article. But I still don't believe that high if a percentage of FOX viewers believe TFG was born in Kenya.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 08:47 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: HoboJerk, The State Loves You at January 16, 2015 08:47 AM (FA3Z7)
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 08:48 AM (GQ8sn)
What happened to the good ol' days when you could rob a place without exposing yourself?
I am depressed.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 16, 2015 08:49 AM (f1HUZ)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 08:49 AM (zOTsN)
Nor would I label myself a 'radical' Christian just because I haven't murdered anyone.
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2015 08:49 AM (FcR7P)
Wonder if he's an illegal
Suarez Medero?
Even after shot, Suarez Madero continued to fight with the resident.
Pro tip: Use a .45 on jockeys. Mag dump.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 08:50 AM (BSBT0)
Who, of course, represent all TeaThugliKKKans
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 08:50 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 08:50 AM (zOTsN)
Are these people honestly that tone deaf?
I used to think that getting Lurch out of MA would be a good thing. Then we got Granny Warren and that microwit Ed Mahkey. It's idiots all the way down...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 08:51 AM (knoK7)
Well, maybe get info out of some of them first.
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 16, 2015 08:51 AM (vFmT2)
105 Better info on that (Paris) hostage situation from Daily Mail:
http://tinyurl.com/nnfkbse
Sounds like another jihadi.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2015 08:51 AM (pJ2rY)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 08:51 AM (7ObY1)
When you've fcuked up so bad you need to send Secretariat to pull your chestnuts out of the fire, you're in deep, deep trouble.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 08:51 AM (ljTs9)
Posted by: John Boner at January 16, 2015 08:52 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2015 08:52 AM (v5UtH)
Nor would I label myself a 'radical' Christian just because I haven't murdered anyone.
Don't if you ever do. Wouldn't be accurate.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 08:52 AM (BSBT0)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 08:53 AM (zOTsN)
But James Taylor embodied everything that was wrong with it.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 08:53 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2015 08:52 AM
If they don't behave, we'll send Bieber. In person.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 08:53 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2015 08:53 AM (v5UtH)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 16, 2015 08:53 AM (uSAVP)
Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at January 16, 2015 08:54 AM (lG2E3)
the U.S. is seeing how rapidly it can expand the population it gives
free shit to.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 16, 2015 08:42 AM (BZAd3)
Sauds learned a few things from Israel, wish we had leadership that understood this!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2015 08:54 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 08:54 AM (zOTsN)
I've seen Carole King nekkid and didn't bleach my brain
I've shtupped Carly Simon in the driving rain
But I never thought I'd be popular one more time again
Posted by: James F'ing Taylor at January 16, 2015 08:55 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 08:56 AM (zOTsN)
Why does the burglar having a Spanish name makes you assume he's illegal?
85% of Latinos are legal residents or citizens.
You need to get out in the real world and let go of your hate.
These websites promote hate to make money.
At the end of the day, you are the loser by being in a induced paranoia.
Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 08:56 AM (BeMVl)
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2015 08:56 AM (v5UtH)
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I'm going with created in a laboratory by Bill Gates and James Carville.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 08:57 AM (pfylN)
Local news now blaming concern for threats made.
I guess you were the guilty party? Heh.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 16, 2015 08:57 AM (GqEzX)
The idiots haven't considered that the reason it is downplayed is that the MSM doesn't dare send in camera crews to film the carnage wrought by marauding black Islamists. If they showed it - us rubes may draw the 'wrong' conclusions about Islam. That would be 'unhelpful' (as they like to say) to the narrative.
Posted by: McCool at January 16, 2015 08:57 AM (TQxRy)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 08:57 AM (7ObY1)
I couldn't agree more, Butchy-boy.
Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at January 16, 2015 08:57 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2015 08:57 AM (ftVQq)
the U.S. is seeing how rapidly it can expand the population it gives
free shit to.
I've been reliably informed that fences don't work. If you build a 33 feet high wall, sales of 35 foot long ladders will soar.
Now be quiet, your betters are having breakfast.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2015 08:58 AM (pJ2rY)
I guess you were the guilty party? Heh.
Heh heh. Not me and I can prove it, NSA!
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 08:58 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2015 08:58 AM (v5UtH)
Fear and hate is what smear merchants like Ace spread.
He gets rich by making you afraid and hateful.
Leave the online world and enter reality
Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 08:59 AM (BeMVl)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 08:51 AM (7ObY1)
I'm so glad I never took a job there. Fuck them and their school.
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 08:59 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 08:59 AM (pfylN)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 08:59 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:00 AM (zOTsN)
What is You've Got A Friend, Alex?
I'll take Pathetically Weak Responses for $400...
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2015 09:00 AM (FcR7P)
Good news is that now Barky can visit Duke and be serenaded with the most beautiful sound on earf!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2015 09:00 AM (ftVQq)
Joni Ernst To Give SOTU Response
Oh, please please please please let her threaten to cut Obamas nuts off.*
*(presumes facts not in evidence, I know. shut it.)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 09:01 AM (JtwS4)
now, to greet Hector, lets all sing a rousing rendition of La Bamba
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:01 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 16, 2015 09:01 AM (f1HUZ)
Surely a good Twitter taunting would be in order and convey the appropriate (and proportional) response by the WH. Perhaps a #KillinIsIllin' sign by Sasha and Malia ?
Posted by: McCool at January 16, 2015 09:02 AM (TQxRy)
Its your mental health that is suffering by induced paranoia.
Anger and hate destroys the soul and disconnects one from God's love.
Look at the Muslims, they are full of hate and anger.
Is that what you want to be?
Learn to love and reject the hate this place creates.
Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 09:02 AM (BeMVl)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:02 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2015 09:02 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:03 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 09:03 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Sam In VA at January 16, 2015 09:04 AM (Q52VH)
Good morning!
I hope all is well with you and may have a positive day.
Life is beautiful, try to enjoy it.
Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 09:04 AM (BeMVl)
They contribute to Democrats. Fred Phelps, when he was alive, ran for office as a DEMOCRAT. He worked and raised money for Al Gore. I think Al Gore talked at some thing he had. Does the world tar all Democrats with that?
No. But we should never, ever let people forget that Westboro Church is made up of Democrats.
Posted by: blaster at January 16, 2015 09:04 AM (Rx8ML)
Would you like to go camping, little boy?
Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at January 16, 2015 09:04 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: McCool at January 16, 2015 09:02 AM (TQxRy)
#BeChillin'Don'tBeKillin'!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2015 09:04 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Moki at January 16, 2015 09:04 AM (bAB8f)
Hector hates many things. Taking his meds for starters.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 09:04 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Woody at January 16, 2015 09:05 AM (uSAVP)
Can we not hang them?
Posted by: Sam In VA at January 16, 2015 09:04 AM (Q52VH)
Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!
Posted by: blaster at January 16, 2015 09:05 AM (Rx8ML)
Its people like Ace who induce hatred towards "brown" people.
You are better than that.
Reject the hate and embrace the love of life.
Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 09:05 AM (BeMVl)
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2015 09:06 AM (v5UtH)
Can we not hang them?
Posted by: Sam In VA at January 16, 2015 09:04 AM (Q52VH)
Not without a trial in the Continental US! My new law firm needs business!
Posted by: Eric Red Holder at January 16, 2015 09:06 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2015 09:06 AM (RRfF8)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 09:07 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 09:07 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 09:07 AM (eeTCA)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 16, 2015 09:07 AM (KH1sk)
I was infected by hate.
However I started reading the bible and realized the con game going on online.
These websites make money by getting people angry and full of hate.
People then keep coming back to reinforce their hate.
Its evil what people like Ace are doing.
Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 09:08 AM (BeMVl)
Can we not hang them?
Posted by: Sam In VA at January 16, 2015 09:04 AM (Q52VH
Nelson & Winnie Mandella Necklaces work for me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 09:08 AM (eeTCA)
Ace is cashing checks and snapping necks
he is making bank, bro
all that sweet sweet hate money bank
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:08 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: John F'ing Kerry at January 16, 2015 09:08 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 16, 2015 09:07 AM (KH1sk)
This is a clown show.
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 09:08 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 09:09 AM (BeMVl)
Posted by: Hector, He of the Tiny Peeny at January 16, 2015 09:09 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2015 09:09 AM (RRfF8)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 09:09 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 09:09 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:09 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2015 09:09 AM (UzPAd)
That said, the westboro twits have never physically harmed anyone, to my knowledge, unlike any radical muslim group.
Posted by: Moki at January 16, 2015 09:10 AM (bAB8f)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2015 09:10 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Moki at January 16, 2015 09:10 AM (bAB8f)
Maybe not, but I'd still like to see them thrown into a pit, doused in gasoline, and set ablaze.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:10 AM (2Ojst)
how goes the wife Hector? doing well?
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:10 AM (zOTsN)
Wake up to the con act.
Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 09:11 AM (BeMVl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 09:12 AM (eeTCA)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 09:09 AM (xWW96)
Maybe levy a reverse jizya and bill every mosque in the US for the bullets!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2015 09:12 AM (ftVQq)
Ace is so evil he rips the tag off mattresses in IKEA.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2015 09:12 AM (RRfF8)
he's gotta make bank bro!
sweet sweet hate money rolling in, living in a hate mansion, being driven around in a hate Rolls, spending time with all his "Hate Honeys"
sweeeeeet
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:12 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Killerdog at January 16, 2015 09:12 AM (BOliG)
*yeah, yeah...no longer really the super power and all that jazz
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2015 09:13 AM (6C3ns)
My wife and kids are good.
I hope your family is good as well.
If I ever insulted you I apologize.
I reacted wrongly to the hate here by embracing hate.
Love and positivity is the way to break the cycle.
Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 09:13 AM (BeMVl)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 09:13 AM (BSBT0)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:13 AM (zOTsN)
actually Ace isn't in it for the hate money
he is more into the hate fucks
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:13 AM (zOTsN)
Whoa, that escalated quickly!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:14 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 09:14 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2015 09:14 AM (RRfF8)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 16, 2015 09:14 AM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2015 09:14 AM (UzPAd)
Remember God's blessing of life.
Hate is not a way to live life.
May Jesus bless everyone here.
Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 09:14 AM (BeMVl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 09:15 AM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2015 09:15 AM (6C3ns)
I embrace hate
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 09:15 AM (Zmw74)
The only thing John Kerry is good at is dumbassery. He is a master.
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 09:15 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2015 09:14 AM (UzPAd)
Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:15 AM (2Ojst)
Yes he does. Release them in the wild and pretend like nothing ever happened
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2015 09:15 AM (1Jaio)
And fear's the way we die.
Posted by: The Hector, John Kerry, James Taylor Experience at January 16, 2015 09:16 AM (9DAYq)
I embrace hate
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 09:15 AM (Zmw74)
Keeps me warm at night.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:16 AM (2Ojst)
It's 2018, and Barack Obama leans toward the computer in his Chicago townhouse and punches in the title of his memoir. He enjoys the silence and the solitude. It's been over a decade since he had time to write. This is Obama's third memoir and probably not the last. Aged only 57, his story is still in mid-stream. What next? Go back to teaching law? Charitable work? Whichever avenue he pursues, Obama can take encouragement from sky-high approval ratings. As soon as he departed the White House, Obama's polling numbers started to pick up.
Now THAT'S how you write horror fantasy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2015 09:16 AM (pJ2rY)
Ace settles in with some hate cakes, and hate sausages and warm steaming cup of hate. then off to the hate machine to type the hate words and then off to spend time with his Hate Honeys
he is the Hugh Hefner of Hate
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:17 AM (zOTsN)
Yep. Just like Jharles Chonson endlessly nipping at the heels of actual successful bloggers.
I'd suspect that Jharles is really Hector, but Jharles wouldn't even pretend to be religious.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 09:17 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Killerdog at January 16, 2015 09:17 AM (BOliG)
I love math tricks and this one really works and will only take you about ten seconds!
Amazing it really works to reveal your all-time favorite movie.
I'm pretty good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my numerical capabilities.
Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough it is my very favorite movie EVER!
DO NOT cheat.
DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies at the bottom
You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is
1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply that number by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again. Your total will be a two digit number.
Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below
Movie List:
1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama Farewell Speech After Impeachment
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 09:18 AM (evdj2)
I embrace hate
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Hatet is the only thing that warms my cold, black heart.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 09:18 AM (BSBT0)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 09:17 AM (7ObY1)
noshoJ selrahC is a has-been dickbag who shat all over his commenters and sends his minions to shit all over other blogs. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his bicycle shorts.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:18 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 16, 2015 09:18 AM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 09:19 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Boone at January 16, 2015 09:19 AM (bLfK+)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:19 AM (zOTsN)
Uh huh. Next you'll be telling us how you make $6,400 a month working part-time from home using the internet.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:20 AM (2Ojst)
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How much were you paid for that?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 09:20 AM (Re1fX)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 09:20 AM (7ObY1)
Euro plunges as a result.
Posted by: @votermom at January 16, 2015 09:20 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2015 09:20 AM (6C3ns)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 09:20 AM (BSBT0)
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 09:20 AM (GQ8sn)
Actually, Hector...I'm quite happy with everyone here.
It's *you* I hate.
So I guess if you want to up the love quotient around here, you'd just go away. Right?
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 16, 2015 09:20 AM (PFy0L)
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Hahahahahaha! It's uncanny!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 16, 2015 09:21 AM (KH1sk)
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How much were you paid for that?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 09:20 AM (Re1fX)
Er, nothing. Why?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:21 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:21 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 09:21 AM (xWW96)
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You aren't.
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 16, 2015 09:21 AM (PFy0L)
Like I could compose real paragraphs like the troll.
Cutting and pasting from Lefty sites is enough of a toll on my corpulent self.
Posted by: Jharles Chonson at January 16, 2015 09:22 AM (7ObY1)
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That's worth at least $50.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 09:22 AM (Re1fX)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 09:23 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:23 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 09:24 AM (Re1fX)
#FirstWorldProblems
#WhitePrivilege
#MacroAgression
#OscarsSoWhite
I may have had two much coffee while I was DISCONNECTED FROM THE WORLD.
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 16, 2015 09:24 AM (0xTsz)
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I understand there's big money in hate. I heard it from Hector.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 09:24 AM (Re1fX)
Hate's more of an avocation for me. I'm in it for the personal satisfaction, not the money.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:25 AM (2Ojst)
Will be broadcast on the Quad outside the Chapel.
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Why do they need a call to prayer at all? Just go.
I don't believe this is some sort of necessity.
Posted by: Lea hates Peppa Pig but will watch it for freedom (not really) at January 16, 2015 09:25 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 09:25 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:25 AM (zOTsN)
@BenK84
I've seen fire, I've seen rain, I've seen two men armed with Kalashnikovs execute the staff of a satire magazine
Posted by: @votermom at January 16, 2015 09:25 AM (cbfNE)
shamnesty is going to happen. They're going to ram it down our throats regardless of what the people want.
Are we still in "Wait to see what they do after they are sworn in" mode?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 09:25 AM (BSBT0)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 09:25 AM (xWW96)
I suspect he'll need something bigger than a corncob.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:25 AM (2Ojst)
It must be noted that THE definitive James Taylor parody song is _Methadone Maintenance Man_.
From the National Lampoon in their early 1970s heyday when they were regularly doing pop music parodies.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 09:25 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2015 09:26 AM (iqX2J)
Who sucks today ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2015 09:26 AM (iqX2J)
Pretty much everyone, most of present company excluded.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:26 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Hector, He of the Tiny Peeny at January 16, 2015 09:27 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 09:27 AM (ABcz/)
I mean. Seriously? Seriously?
Even the stupid wolves are like dude wtf.
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 09:28 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 09:29 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 09:29 AM (Zmw74)
Later 'rons. Off to see American Sniper.
Oh, I left this out of my review in the morning thread. There is no satisfying scene where he punches out Jesse Ventura.
(I told the Bandersnatch Boys that Ventura had sued Kyle and then the widow Kyle and to know that whenever they hear his name they must say 'Jesse Ventura is a dick'.)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 09:29 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 16, 2015 09:29 AM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Cate at January 16, 2015 09:30 AM (FN+YQ)
Congratulations, Sony! You let him in!
It's not like they didn't email him......
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 09:30 AM (BSBT0)
Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 09:30 AM (ljIUb)
They already know it. They don't give a shit.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 16, 2015 09:30 AM (lG2E3)
I WAS WITHOUT INTERNET ACCESS FOR 1 HOUR AND 45 MINUTES!!!11!
What's it like on the other side? Was there a tunnel and a white light?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 09:31 AM (JtwS4)
Smear the Duke quad with bacon grease!
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Friday brunch, on the Quad! Bacon and Sausage for everyone
Posted by: Lea hates Peppa Pig but will watch it for freedom (not really) at January 16, 2015 09:31 AM (lIU4e)
That's about all he personally wrote of his first two memoirs.
But yep, if there's one thing you can take to the bank, it's that Obama is going to want to promptly move back to a freezing cold, slowly decaying, crime-ridden, structurally bankrupt city, run by a former crony with whom he has fallen out, and for which he had promised and failed to secure the Olympics.
Not a chance. He's going to Hawaii.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 09:31 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 09:31 AM (Zmw74)
Posted by: THE Ohio State University at January 16, 2015 09:31 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:32 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: @votermom at January 16, 2015 09:32 AM (cbfNE)
I get that Obama and Kerry are using policy ideas from the 60's, but the James Taylor thing seems like it is literally an idea and idea cooked up in a Harvard quad while high on pot during his college days - from a list of "Things that would make the world better, man."
Would anyone be surprised to hear that Kerry also announced America "would like to buy the world a Coke?"
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 09:32 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2015 09:33 AM (pJ2rY)
James Taylor.
James Fcuking Taylor.
To sing. "You've Got a Friend". To the President of France.
After 12 French citizens are gunned down by Radical Islamic terrorists.... who by the way.... arent really Islamic.
**blink**
**blink**
They're going to get us ALL killed arent they.?
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2015 09:33 AM (NaV4z)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:33 AM (zOTsN)
Using our money? No.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 09:33 AM (BSBT0)
Posted by: Maya Angelou at January 16, 2015 09:34 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 09:34 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:34 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 09:34 AM (JtwS4)
Hey John Kerry.... How about for your next fucking plane trip home from overseas we ALL chip in and get REM to do "Its The End Of The World"
Except I dont feel fine.
**spit**
futhermucker
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2015 09:35 AM (NaV4z)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:35 AM (zOTsN)
Nine Inch Nails - I want to #$@! Like an Animal?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 09:36 AM (ABcz/)
He said it was stupid. He said when word came of inbound nuclear bombs he'd pour himself a stiff drink, sit on his porch, and watch the chaos going on all around him, toasting to himself the good life he's had.
These days, I'm thinking the same thing when it comes to the GOP. They aren't going to change shit. The GOP is like a fortune cookie...kind of bland-tasting and empty except for a clichéd platitude.
So fuck them. I'm instead going to sit on my porch with a drink and watch the chaos unfold, silently toasting to myself the good life I had living free. Historically speaking it's a pretty rare thing.
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 16, 2015 09:36 AM (PFy0L)
It was a solid light, like on a cable modem.
And then it started blinking again and I was right back here, like nothing had happened!
>>Would anyone be surprised to hear that Kerry also announced America "would like to buy the world a Coke?"
Except he'd offer Heinz ketchup for the French people's French fries as a show of stupid--I mean solidarity.
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 16, 2015 09:36 AM (0xTsz)
Let it be, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Yeah, there will be an answer, let it be
Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2015 09:37 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 09:37 AM (mf5HN)
I love you,
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too
I love you, you love me
We are friends like friends should be
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2015 09:37 AM (6C3ns)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:38 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 09:38 AM (BSBT0)
Once again a lefty journalista piped up and actually said in public what every lefty journalista actually thinks in private, rather than observing the usual tired ritual of pretending to objective neutral nonpartisanship while slanting coverage horribly.
Third one in a week to do so. Are we seeing a new trend? Is fatalism setting in as the ranks in the newsrooms become thinner by the day, and these guys figure they might as well cast off pretense and show their true colors and go out in a blaze of glory?
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 09:38 AM (noWW6)
To paraphrase Voltaire, the world will not know peace until the last Democrat is strangled with the guts of the last Baby Boomer.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 09:38 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2015 09:38 AM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Joe 'Two blasts off the balcony' Biden at January 16, 2015 09:38 AM (VgmK8)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 09:38 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 09:38 AM (QTEtN)
As the critic said, like being punched in the face repeatedly by the Statue of Liberty.
For what it is worth, do not speak to me of little things. FedEx was just here. I have received my Ridgid Tools pinup calendar. That's right, you order shop porn from Ridgid, and they FedEx it. No supply chain tie-ups in Elyria.
GTG, my thread-cutter needs oiling.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 16, 2015 09:39 AM (xq1UY)
The Dead Kennedys. "Too Drunk To F*ck."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 09:39 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2015 09:39 AM (v5UtH)
Let it be, let it be
Yeah, there will be an answer, let it be
Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2015 09:37 AM (UzPAd)
----
Let it burn... let it burn
Let it burn... let it burn
Yeah, there will be an answer, let it burn.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2015 09:40 AM (NaV4z)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2015 09:40 AM (pJ2rY)
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 09:40 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: @JohnTant
Just make sure you have plenty of ammo as you're sitting on the porch.
Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at January 16, 2015 09:40 AM (ljIUb)
Posted by: joncelli at January 16, 2015 09:40 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 09:37 AM
See?! I told you we'd get more people if we advertised punch and pie!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 09:40 AM (knoK7)
Kerry
the presser in French. Draggin old junkies along to sing to bereaved nations
he is showing quite a flaw for the dramatic these days.
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:40 AM (zOTsN)
Literally.
This is not joke or parody..
Words escape me. Just shoot me now.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 16, 2015 09:40 AM (1BQGO)
>>About 20 some years ago my grandfather was talking about that "The Day
After" show that was broadcast. It had to do with life after nuclear
Armageddon.
Well don't I feel old now? Had to watch that in grade school as homework so we could discuss it in class. Yeah, that happened. I agree w/the sit on the porch w/a drink strategy.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 09:41 AM (ABcz/)
the presser in French. Draggin old junkies along to sing to bereaved nations
His French is horrible. If I were the French SoS, I'd slap him across the face for butchering the language.
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 09:41 AM (GQ8sn)
Kerry seems to need a lot of attention these days
does he think he is going to be the next POTUS?
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:42 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 09:43 AM (QTEtN)
brb, I gots to burn a little patchouli !
Posted by: hadoop at January 16, 2015 09:43 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Sully Erna at January 16, 2015 09:43 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 09:41 AM (GQ8sn) But he practiced his pucker in the mirror all week.
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 09:43 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: John Kerry at January 16, 2015 09:43 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:44 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2015 09:44 AM (v5UtH)
reviews and is now rolling around NYC in a huge limo filled with
huge-titted hoes and Ewok-fur beauticians. Fight the hate!
Pics, or it didn't happen. Preferably of the hoes and their tatas. Ewok optional.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2015 09:44 AM (pJ2rY)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 16, 2015 09:45 AM (1BQGO)
Literally.
This is not joke or parody..
Words escape me. Just shoot me now.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 16, 2015 09:40 AM (1BQGO)
Oh. Good. I was worried for a second that it couldn't get stupider but it did.
Up the road not across the street . . . .
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 09:45 AM (mf5HN)
--
The most romantic language on earth doesn't sound very good with a few neighs thrown in.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2015 09:46 AM (6C3ns)
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2015 09:46 AM (v5UtH)
Team Obama is a collective SCOAMT.
John Kerry is a pathetic moron.
The press is full of clueless bints.
Joni Ernst who?
No, the West already is abandoning free speech.
The Ace Lifestyle is going to go country, baby.
We should be cheering the Swiss for telling the truth.
The Saudi fence will make it easier for Dems to demonize fence builders.
Google Glass is for metrosexual nerds, duh.
Hell, all real Europeans should arm themselves.
Benedict XVI isn't come back.
Fuck the SCOAMT.
Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 09:46 AM (Z5VsR)
Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 09:47 AM (Z5VsR)
His French is not horrible. Accent's not bad. He spoke with a lot of hesitation and reading from a text, so the delivery was bad. Probably hasn't spoken it much in a while.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 09:47 AM (JtwS4)
Rather than speaking in French, I will raise my voice loudly and speak in English very slowly, with an exaggerated faux-Francais accent. As an aid to comprehension.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 09:48 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: teh Wind at January 16, 2015 09:48 AM (B3WUC)
I think Secretariat knows he's going to be put out to pasture.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 09:48 AM (BSBT0)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2015 09:48 AM (6C3ns)
Posted by: Teresa Heinz Kerry at January 16, 2015 09:48 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 09:49 AM (ZKzrr)
Just as it disgusts me that Marilyn Manson got to sleep with Dita Von Teese, I still shake my head that Morgan Fairchild let this wannabe-Brahmin gigolo into her bed.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 09:50 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy, Far, Far Away at January 16, 2015 09:50 AM (lG2E3)
Mine's not on that list.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 09:50 AM (ZKzrr)
Couldn't vous have sent some Swedish Death Metal?
Posted by: Zee French at January 16, 2015 09:51 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: the Jack of Clubs at January 16, 2015 09:51 AM (BOliG)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2015 09:52 AM (NaV4z)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 16, 2015 09:52 AM (1BQGO)
LOL holy shit what a joke this adminstration makes of international diplomacy
Sergei Lavrov must look at Kerry and just refuse to deal with this kind of childishness
and he'd be right
Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 09:52 AM (Z5VsR)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:52 AM (zOTsN)
You're the SOS. You're going to France to show solidarity and to express the sympathies of the United States. You want to have music performed. What do you choose?
I'd have the Mozart Requiem for the victims followed by a rousing Onward, Christian Soliders.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 09:54 AM (zF6Iw)
I could have changed the world!
Posted by: Le Petomane at January 16, 2015 09:54 AM (lG2E3)
Despite his significant armoury of an assault rifle and Grenades, it has been reported the incident was a robbery gone bad, rather than an act of terrorism.
With the whole Country on alert only a real idiot would try to hold up Gov. Office. This guy must be the proverbial "last man to know". Don't be that guy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 09:54 AM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 09:54 AM (Z5VsR)
Posted by: Rashashimi Khadudi Hasumi-imi-humi at January 16, 2015 09:54 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Zee French at January 16, 2015 09:55 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 09:55 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: MTF at January 16, 2015 09:55 AM (6um35)
I am so embarrassed. I hate these guys so much, I wouldn't cross the road to piss in their collective mouths if their teeth were on fire.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 16, 2015 09:56 AM (60Vyp)
Marine Corps Hymn.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 09:56 AM (BSBT0)
Posted by: the Jack of Clubs at January 16, 2015 09:56 AM (BOliG)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 09:56 AM (ee9LE)
Holy cow this thing is light o_O I must acquire accessories for it now...
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 16, 2015 09:56 AM (9LuAk)
We still owe Canada a good ass-whuppin' for Celine Dion.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 09:57 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: joncelli at January 16, 2015 09:57 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 09:54 AM
I dunno....I think they've been exceptionally competent at being malevolent fuck-ups.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 09:57 AM (knoK7)
You don't have music! It's a FUNERAL. You wear black, you reflect on death, you act somber, you express condolences, you look people in the eye, you have a firm handshake, and you mean it. You keep your mouth shut otherwise.
Kerry is playing at diplomacy, just as he plays at everything else in his coddled, addled life. He has been elevated WAY beyond his intellectual station.
If he'd just stand there and STFU, he'd at least look like a diplomatic mannequin -- which would be adequate. But no, he has to bring full-bore idiot to everything he does.
Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 09:57 AM (Z5VsR)
seriously doesn't this seem like a stoner idea?
hey man you know what would be cool
we could bring like James Taylor to sing "You've Got A Friend"
that would be soooo cool
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:57 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: MSM at January 16, 2015 09:59 AM (0xTsz)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 09:59 AM (ZKzrr)
that would be soooo cool
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:57 AM (zOTsN)
james taylor cool? He still has the smell of carlie simon on his lips
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 09:59 AM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 09:54 AM (Z5VsR)
With incompetence this intense I'm assuming that it's really just malevolence.
Posted by: joncelli at January 16, 2015 09:59 AM (RD7QR)
It's easy when the bar is set so low.
(No. That was NOT an Empress joke)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 09:59 AM (BSBT0)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 09:57 AM
Now, now...we have apologized repeatedly for Celine Dionne.
Posted by: Flappy-headed Canadian Spokesman at January 16, 2015 09:59 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:59 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 16, 2015 09:59 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: eman at January 16, 2015 10:00 AM (MQEz6)
Egypt is building a barrier along the southern border of Gaza. There is already a fence but tunnels are dug all the time to smuggle weapons, drugs and people between the two places. Most of those tunnels are about sixty feet below the ground since that is where the sandy soil is firm enough to not collapse immediately.
The Egyptians are digging a canal 60 feet deep along the border which will be connected to the Mediterranean Sea which will not only block tunnels only 60 feet deep but which will soak water into the ground for another hundred feet or so which will cause tunnels dug there to flood.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 10:00 AM (KDbAT)
What kind of voodoo are they practicing at State these days?
Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2015 10:00 AM (Ua6T/)
Holy cow this thing is light o_O I must acquire accessories for it now...
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 16, 2015 09:56 AM (9LuAk)
Dude! That's pretty FN awesome!
Do it justice and get a proper scope for it.
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 10:01 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Joe 'Two Mesuggahs off the balcony' Biden at January 16, 2015 10:01 AM (VgmK8)
Posted by: OFA Idealistic Young Staff at January 16, 2015 10:01 AM (1BQGO)
99 red balloons from der Germans
99 Luftballons > 99 Red Balloons
It's about an apocalyptic war. Would be a cute gift from the Krauts.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 10:01 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:01 AM (zOTsN)
They divorced about 30 years ago. The filthy hippy doesn't bathe?
Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2015 10:01 AM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 10:00 AM (KDbAT)
Naw the UN will be al over this as illegal becau.....ah oh other arabs are doing this...nevermind
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 10:02 AM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Spinal Tap at January 16, 2015 10:02 AM (Spluw)
You don't have music! It's a FUNERAL. You wear black, you reflect on death, you act somber, you express condolences, you look people in the eye, you have a firm handshake, and you mean it. You keep your mouth shut otherwise.
Amazing Grace - Bagpipes - Pipes and Drums of the 1st Batallion Scots
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 10:02 AM (BSBT0)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 10:02 AM (zF6Iw)
But not Kerry. He still has ambition. He probably still entertains the notion of becoming President. How could he possibly think this was a good idea ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2015 10:03 AM (iqX2J)
That fucking James Taylor?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 10:03 AM (0FSuD)
Remember how Kerry announced he was running for President?
He rode a motorcycle onto the _Tonight Show_ stage.
Yes, that's the sort of calm sober maturity on offer.
This pop culturization of national leadership is one of the most horrifying symptoms of America's steady slide into senility.
There are things that I would have believed about this era if you had told them to me 20 years ago.
But I would never have believed that a sitting President of the United States, campaigning for re-election, would appear on something called the _Pimp With A Limp_ radio show.
No. Ridiculous. Never going to happen.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 10:04 AM (noWW6)
All that's missing is "Kick Obama out of office with this weird trick"
Posted by: Sphynx at January 16, 2015 10:04 AM (OZmbA)
Obama's unconstitutional power grab and telling Congress to regain their
courage and power of the purse.
http://bit.ly/1IE4CBg
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2015 10:04 AM (6C3ns)
IBT reported
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 10:04 AM (Zmw74)
- Thee Headcoats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2QKK1OZ3Wg
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 16, 2015 10:05 AM (7RXcs)
Teh-RAH-sa Heinz Kerry and the Spinal Tap drummer can each choke on the other's vomit. It'll be great.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 10:05 AM (noWW6)
Will be broadcast on the Quad outside the Chapel.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 16, 2015 08:45 AM (GqEzX)
NO, they will allow students to chant the call on the Quad next to the Chapel. A Mohammedan pep rally so to speak. Of course, all the MSM will cover this despite the fact they have done this before.
Good work Duke, give the towel head's some publicity.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 10:06 AM (0FSuD)
will late nite tv and SNL mock this. I mean its too funny already
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:06 AM (zOTsN)
Every time Kerry's intellectual shallowness is plumbed, we find it more and more difficult to find any water.
Ode to John Kerry:
People will question
They will wonder why
In a well of intellect
Your bucket is dry
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 10:06 AM (028dR)
Rob Halford is about the only person on Earth who could do that without making a fool of himself.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 10:06 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: John Kerry at January 16, 2015 10:06 AM (pJ2rY)
Posted by: ScoggDog
So far, my competition is the Hildabeast and Delaware's own Joe Biden.
Posted by: John (never say neigh) Kerry at January 16, 2015 10:06 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 16, 2015 10:07 AM (0xTsz)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:07 AM (zOTsN)
Well, they did give us Rush.
I'd call it a draw.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 10:08 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Muhammed at January 16, 2015 10:08 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 10:08 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:08 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 16, 2015 10:09 AM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 10:09 AM (7ObY1)
was this Kerry's idea? who advised it?
he/she should be fired
Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 10:09 AM (Z5VsR)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:08 AM (zOTsN)
Um, they have ICBMs.
Posted by: eman at January 16, 2015 10:09 AM (MQEz6)
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Nip - C'mon Nip. Really? Taylor attended UNC? You know better, don't you?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 10:10 AM (028dR)
Not to absolve Arnold, but damn, the guy was really treated like dirt as thanks for his heroism.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 10:11 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 16, 2015 10:11 AM (2cS/G)
was this Kerry's idea? who advised it?
Low level staffers in the Cincy office.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 10:11 AM (BSBT0)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:11 AM (zOTsN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V_hCqO6UQs
Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 10:11 AM (Z5VsR)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 10:12 AM (BSBT0)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:12 AM (zOTsN)
Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, John Kerry, and Liz Warren duking it out to take on the winner of Jeb Bush, Mitt Romney, Chris Christie, and Mike Huckabee.
Geez.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2015 10:13 AM (iqX2J)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 16, 2015 10:13 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 10:13 AM (zF6Iw)
I'd call it a draw.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 10:08 AM
& Justin Beiber.
Canada still owes us reparations
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 16, 2015 10:13 AM (qbm3p)
January 16, 2015
Italian Bean Kale Soup
PJ's Couscous Salad
Avocado Pink Grapefruit Salad
Housemade Baked Salmon Cakes
Eggplant Parmesan
Marinara Sauce
Roasted Brussels Sprouts
Basmati Rice w/ Fresh Chives
Clementines
I have leftover noodles.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 10:14 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Mama AJ
I was asked to perform in Boston. But the prison officials wouldn't let me in to sing to the suburban sailor Tsarnov.
Posted by: John (drugs are funny when you're rich enough to avoid jail) Taylor at January 16, 2015 10:15 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Don't worry, be happy at January 16, 2015 10:15 AM (028dR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 10:10 AM (028dR)
He grew up in Chapel Hill, never attended anywhere, but claims UNC.
Good enough for me. They have a fucking bridge in town named after the little asshole.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 10:15 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 10:15 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 16, 2015 10:15 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 10:15 AM (BSBT0)
Crucifixion. First door on the left, one cross each.
Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2015 10:15 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:15 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 10:15 AM (GQ8sn)
Pedo-Prophet Muhammad,Piss be upon him.
That is all.
Carry out the Plan of the Day
Dismissed.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2015 10:16 AM (enGVd)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 10:16 AM (0FSuD)
That fucking James Taylor?
No, this James Taylor:
"As the Vietnam War escalated, Taylor received a psychological rejection from Selective Service System when he appeared before them with two white-suited McLean assistants and was uncommunicative."
-- from Wikipedia
The famous singer never went to college, but his father was an asst prof at UNC.
Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2015 10:17 AM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2015 10:17 AM (IXrOn)
Never Mind.
Paul Anka is Canadian, as you guys with shirts should have noted by now.
And he did it his way.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 16, 2015 10:17 AM (xq1UY)
Well, they did give us Rush.
I'd call it a draw.
Posted by: Citizen X
Bieber.
Nuke Canada.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 16, 2015 10:17 AM (3995D)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:17 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Smaht Power at January 16, 2015 10:18 AM (w3a0Z)
Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 10:18 AM (Z5VsR)
Where's the raw jicama and fat-free ranch dressing?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 10:18 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 16, 2015 10:18 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Baldy at January 16, 2015 10:18 AM (+35FH)
Housemade Baked Salmon Cakes
WTF? It not "Homemade" it's Housemade?
PC goes nuts.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 10:16 AM (0FSuD)
Made by the house slaves, ergo housemade.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 10:18 AM (2Ojst)
Well, they did give us Rush.
I'd call it a draw.
Posted by: Citizen X
Bieber.
Nuke Canada.
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Shania Twain. We're square again
Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2015 10:18 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 16, 2015 10:15 AM
Seriously?! Go! Watch now! And keep your stick on the ice.
Posted by: Flappy-headed Canadian Spokesman at January 16, 2015 10:19 AM (knoK7)
Come on, Russia and China. Just nuke us and put us out of our misery.
Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2015 10:19 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2015 10:18 AM (VndSC)
Ah, yes. Shania Twain in tight pants covers a multitude of sins...and evokes a few more.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 10:19 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 10:20 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 10:20 AM (BSBT0)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 16, 2015 10:20 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Sean Connery at January 16, 2015 10:20 AM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2015 10:20 AM (iqX2J)
Posted by: Nip Sip
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Ah. My point has not to do with what *he* claims..., but with what *you* claim.
You know differently. He was gone from Chapel Hill by the time he was 15 or so. He did not 'graduate from UNC'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 10:21 AM (028dR)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2015 10:21 AM (pJ2rY)
Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2015 10:21 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Lincolntf
We shall now recite the man prayer:
I'm a man
but I can change,
if i have to,
I guess.
Posted by: Red Green at January 16, 2015 10:21 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 10:22 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 16, 2015 10:20 AM (2cS/G)
I love it when Ricky shoots himself while trying to run away from the storage facility's guard dog.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 10:22 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2015 10:22 AM (L6/+u)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 10:22 AM (BSBT0)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:23 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2015 10:23 AM (L6/+u)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 16, 2015 10:23 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Khan at January 16, 2015 10:23 AM (Ua6T/)
Billy Idol!
His songs "Dancing with Myself," and new album title, "Kings & Queens of the Underground" are waaay more appropriate to the current Dictator King.
Is this really him?
A reflective Billy Idol coming to House of Blues
http://tinyurl.com/nc2kysg
Billy Idol
WHEN: 7 p.m. Wednesday
WHERE: House of Blues, 225 Decatur St., New Orleans
TICKETS: $82
Love the House of Blues. Would swing by for this show in a heartbeat if I was down in New Orleans.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2015 10:23 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2015 10:24 AM (iqX2J)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:24 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 10:24 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2015 10:24 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 10:22 AM (evdj2)
I really wish some late night show would play "Cherokee People" when they show Princess Running Joke.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 10:24 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 10:24 AM (BSBT0)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 16, 2015 10:24 AM (1BQGO)
HLN launched a new show at 10 pm where a guy who got famous on youtube for pranking people ... pranks people.
Stupid youtube pranks on strangers would seem to be the opposite of news.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 10:25 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 10:25 AM (evdj2)
Even as a Republican, I must admit this administration is much more intellectual and contemplative than their predecessors.
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 16, 2015 10:25 AM (Ks4nX)
We shall now recite the man prayer:
I'm a man
but I can change,
if i have to,
I guess.
Posted by: Red Green at January 16, 2015 10:21 AM
Quondo Omni Flunkus Moritati
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 10:25 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: fluffy, eh at January 16, 2015 10:25 AM (Ua6T/)
I wonder, did they break out the old bromide about "If you love something set it free. If it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it was never meant to be...yada yada." or however it goes?
'Cause that seems oddly apropos for the current events in Europe.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 16, 2015 10:27 AM (NeFrd)
Yeah, Canada is all right.
Posted by: fluffy, eh at January 16, 2015 10:25 AM (Ua6T/)
Calgary Stampede chicks.
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 10:27 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 10:28 AM (evdj2)
Kerry had another secret weapon up his sleeve.
http://tinyurl.com/m29b78b
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 10:28 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 10:28 AM (BSBT0)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2015 10:28 AM (Spluw)
I need to move to one of those cities with lots of lithium in the water,
so I can live in a state of nirvana.
As usual with the Orange Worm and the Turdle,
they are already signalling surrender on on their "effort" to derail Obama's amnesty.
And are drawing up a "secret"(wink-wink) plan for comprehensive amnesty.
Yay!
You know, if they're going to ckuf us anyway,
just do it all at once.
Just give us a big ole FU and shout that our vote counts for nothing-
and they're up for driving down wages and destroying middle class America.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2015 10:28 AM (KBvAm)
6-8 pm Forensic Files - sensational old murders and crimes -- not news
8-9 pm Nancy Grace - sensation current murders and crimes -- news-ish
9-10 pm Dr. Drew -- the loveline and drug guy -- not news
10 -11 pm Jack Vale -- some youtube idiot who pranks people. Opposite of news.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 10:29 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 10:29 AM (BSBT0)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2015 10:24 AM (Spluw)
***
But our cheap shitty beer is cheaper (and shittier) than both of you pikers.
Posted by: Mexico at January 16, 2015 10:29 AM (NeFrd)
Any guitar players ? Got a Blues Jr III, need to add a couple pedals. Thinking overdrive, trem, and delay. Thoughts ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2015 10:30 AM (iqX2J)
art
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 16, 2015 10:30 AM (qbm3p)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:30 AM (zOTsN)
Heading to the range.
BBL.
D.W.B.H.....
Go fcuk yourself.
In a happy manner
Toodles.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2015 10:31 AM (enGVd)
To bolster our true/long time ally status with France, on Monday, the State Department signaled John Kerry would be bringing Barney to Paris to sing:
I love you,
You love me
**********
I love you, you love me
Homosexuality
some people think that we are just friends
but we're really lesbians.
Posted by: Lea hates Peppa Pig but will watch it for freedom (not really) at January 16, 2015 10:31 AM (lIU4e)
that would be soooo cool
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:57 AM (zOTsN)
james taylor cool? He still has the smell of carlie simon on his lips
-------
If Kerry ever is summoned to visits country after an earthquake he could bring Carole King to sing "I feel the earth move under my feet"268 we could bring like James Taylor to sing "You've Got A Friend"
that would be soooo cool
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:57 AM (zOTsN)
james taylor cool? He still has the smell of carlie simon on his lips
-----will he bring Ms. King to sing " I feel the earth move under my feet" if he visits a country after an earthquake? If bringing old musicians to official visits is going to be his "thing" we should help him line up appropriate songs and artists.
"
Posted by: Chilling the most at January 16, 2015 10:31 AM (wWs6x)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:33 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2015 10:33 AM (L6/+u)
Posted by: MTF at January 16, 2015 10:34 AM (6um35)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2015 10:34 AM (L6/+u)
February 28, 2015
IP Casino Resort and Spa, Biloxi, Mississippi
Advantage New Orleans.
PS I saw Billy at IP a couple of years ago; great show.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2015 10:34 AM (pJ2rY)
Kinda like The Nashville Network started as country, then became TNN, then became Spike TV, which they brand as "guy TV".
During the daytime HLN now does The Daily Share where the hosts "aggregate the best social media news and lifestyle content of the day". So they go on TV and read what's trending on twitter and Facebook and youtube.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 10:34 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Manolo at January 16, 2015 10:34 AM (myV+q)
Posted by: MTF at January 16, 2015 10:35 AM (6um35)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2015 10:28 AM (Spluw)
I'd like to "stampede" them.
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 10:36 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2015 10:24 AM (Spluw)
I disagree with that.
Plus,
Canada is responsible for destroying Sapporo and Asahi beer in the states-
Molson makes them for the US market, and guess what?
Now Sapporo and Asahi beers taste like
moose-fuckin', toque-wearin', french fries with mayonnaise -eatin', goddam spittoon-flavored, frikkin' Molson beer.
Bleh.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2015 10:36 AM (KBvAm)
Posted by: eman at January 16, 2015 10:37 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 16, 2015 10:42 AM (60Vyp)
An armed man has surrendered after taking several hostages at a post office north west of Paris.
Despite his significant armoury of an assault rifle and Grenades, it
has been reported the incident was a robbery gone bad, rather than an
act of terrorism.
With the whole Country on alert only a real idiot would try to hold
up Gov. Office. This guy must be the proverbial "last man to know".
Don't be that guy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 09:54 AM (Zmw74)"
Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?
Posted by: Jayne Cobb at January 16, 2015 10:45 AM (KDbAT)
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel."
Sec. of State John Kerry, on the state of relations with German leader Angela Merkle.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2015 11:10 AM (l3vZN)
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/2014-proves-hottest-on-record-driven-in-part-by-by-climate-change/
Posted by: TommyVee at January 16, 2015 01:39 PM (QBoPa)
I guess my records at my house are all wrong. never trust your own lying eyes.
Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 01:46 PM (rwI+c)
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Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)