Friday Morning News Dump

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1 Frist

Posted by: Sambo has the flu at January 16, 2015 08:41 AM (0Txm0)

2 Saudi Arabia is building a thousand mile wall while the U.S. is seeing how rapidly it can expand the population it gives free shit to.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 16, 2015 08:42 AM (BZAd3)

3 As in the words of that great moron, EC. Dump YAY!!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 08:43 AM (eeTCA)

4 BOOM

Duke half walks back the call to prayer.

Will be broadcast on the Quad outside the Chapel.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 16, 2015 08:45 AM (GqEzX)

5 Hello, Dump.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 16, 2015 08:45 AM (f1HUZ)

6 Corgis summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 08:45 AM (knoK7)

7 The dude that got shot...
Wonder if he's an illegal

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 16, 2015 08:46 AM (qKk9I)

8 Hello, Veronica Vain!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 16, 2015 08:47 AM (f1HUZ)

9 john Kerry brought ancient addict James Taylor to the press conference in France?

you have got to be kidding me

we are so truly fucked

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 08:47 AM (zOTsN)

10 The Fox News Obsession

Not a bad article. But I still don't believe that high if a percentage of FOX viewers believe TFG was born in Kenya.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 08:47 AM (7ObY1)

11 Google Glass has failed, but inevitably some sort of HUD-like device will come. Wonder what they final form will be? Contact lenses?

Posted by: HoboJerk, The State Loves You at January 16, 2015 08:47 AM (FA3Z7)

12 Yay! Dump!

Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 08:48 AM (GQ8sn)

13 The Masturbating Burglar, eh.


What happened to the good ol' days when you could rob a place without exposing yourself?

I am depressed.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 16, 2015 08:49 AM (f1HUZ)

14 CNN talkin head just compared ISIS to the Westboro Baptist church

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 08:49 AM (zOTsN)

15 Josh Earnest says, "We have chosen not to use that label [of radical Islam] because it doesn't seem to accurately describe what happened."

Nor would I label myself a 'radical' Christian just because I haven't murdered anyone.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2015 08:49 AM (FcR7P)

16 The dude that got shot...
Wonder if he's an illegal


Suarez Medero?
Even after shot, Suarez Madero continued to fight with the resident.

Pro tip: Use a .45 on jockeys. Mag dump.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 08:50 AM (BSBT0)

17 14 CNN talkin head just compared ISIS to the Westboro Baptist church

Who, of course, represent all TeaThugliKKKans

Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 08:50 AM (7ObY1)

18 said we dont ask Christians to apologize for westboro

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 08:50 AM (zOTsN)

19 John Effin' Kerry. Seriously?!

Are these people honestly that tone deaf?

I used to think that getting Lurch out of MA would be a good thing. Then we got Granny Warren and that microwit Ed Mahkey. It's idiots all the way down...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 08:51 AM (knoK7)

20 Since just about all of ISIS is guilty of war crimes, I am fine with speedy on site trials and mass executions.

Well, maybe get info out of some of them first.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 16, 2015 08:51 AM (vFmT2)

21 Repost from EMT:

105 Better info on that (Paris) hostage situation from Daily Mail:

http://tinyurl.com/nnfkbse

Sounds like another jihadi.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2015 08:51 AM (pJ2rY)

22 Smear the Duke quad with bacon grease!

Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 08:51 AM (7ObY1)

23 On the radio this morning, John Kerry is in Paris "sharing hugs".

When you've fcuked up so bad you need to send Secretariat to pull your chestnuts out of the fire, you're in deep, deep trouble.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 08:51 AM (ljTs9)

24 I will not be satirized with impunity (hic*)!

Posted by: John Boner at January 16, 2015 08:52 AM (lG2E3)

25 Oh good Lord,JamesTaylor?Haven't they suffered enough?

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2015 08:52 AM (v5UtH)

26 Josh Earnest says, "We have chosen not to use that label [of radical Islam] because it doesn't seem to accurately describe what happened."

Nor would I label myself a 'radical' Christian just because I haven't murdered anyone.



Don't if you ever do. Wouldn't be accurate.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 08:52 AM (BSBT0)

27 what they are rounding up in Europe sounds like ISIS symps all connected to kosher grocery shooter. Not much at all on Al Qaeda in Yemen which did the Charlie Hebdo attacks

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 08:53 AM (zOTsN)

28 There was so much right about 70s music.

But James Taylor embodied everything that was wrong with it.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 08:53 AM (7ObY1)

29 Oh good Lord,JamesTaylor?Haven't they suffered enough?

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2015 08:52 AM


If they don't behave, we'll send Bieber. In person.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 08:53 AM (knoK7)

30 The "radical" muslims consider themselves good muslims.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2015 08:53 AM (v5UtH)

31 James Taylor singing for John Kerry is a joke, right?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 16, 2015 08:53 AM (uSAVP)

32 These free speech radicals need discipline. That's right. Discipline.

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at January 16, 2015 08:54 AM (lG2E3)

33 Saudi Arabia is building a thousand mile wall while
the U.S. is seeing how rapidly it can expand the population it gives
free shit to.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 16, 2015 08:42 AM (BZAd3)

Sauds learned a few things from Israel, wish we had leadership that understood this!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2015 08:54 AM (ftVQq)

34 not a joke

Taylor sang after the presser in France

what a joke

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 08:54 AM (zOTsN)

35 I've done smack and I've done cocaine

I've seen Carole King nekkid and didn't bleach my brain

I've shtupped Carly Simon in the driving rain

But I never thought I'd be popular one more time again

Posted by: James F'ing Taylor at January 16, 2015 08:55 AM (7ObY1)

36 its so much easier to build in fence in Saudi than in Texas

I've been told

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 08:56 AM (zOTsN)

37 @16
Why does the burglar having a Spanish name makes you assume he's illegal?
85% of Latinos are legal residents or citizens.
You need to get out in the real world and let go of your hate.
These websites promote hate to make money.
At the end of the day, you are the loser by being in a induced paranoia.

Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 08:56 AM (BeMVl)

38 It's impossile to build a fence across our southern border!

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2015 08:56 AM (v5UtH)

39 believe TFG was born in Kenya.

-
I'm going with created in a laboratory by Bill Gates and James Carville.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 08:57 AM (pfylN)

40 Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 08:51 AM (7ObY1)

Local news now blaming concern for threats made.

I guess you were the guilty party? Heh.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 16, 2015 08:57 AM (GqEzX)

41 The latest meme I'm seeing on FaceBook is my lib friends bemoaning the lack of coverage and outrage over the recent Boko Haram slaughter of 2,000. Insinuating that Americans dont care about the loss of black lives.

The idiots haven't considered that the reason it is downplayed is that the MSM doesn't dare send in camera crews to film the carnage wrought by marauding black Islamists. If they showed it - us rubes may draw the 'wrong' conclusions about Islam. That would be 'unhelpful' (as they like to say) to the narrative.

Posted by: McCool at January 16, 2015 08:57 AM (TQxRy)

42 Hate Money! It's a hit.

Don't give me that do-goody good Hector shit.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 08:57 AM (7ObY1)

43 Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 08:56 AM (BeMVl)

I couldn't agree more, Butchy-boy.

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at January 16, 2015 08:57 AM (lG2E3)

44 Headline should be "White House Decides It Doesn't Need Congress, and Congress Agrees".

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2015 08:57 AM (ftVQq)

45 >> Saudi Arabia is building a thousand mile wall while

the U.S. is seeing how rapidly it can expand the population it gives

free shit to.

I've been reliably informed that fences don't work. If you build a 33 feet high wall, sales of 35 foot long ladders will soar.

Now be quiet, your betters are having breakfast.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2015 08:58 AM (pJ2rY)

46 Local news now blaming concern for threats made.

I guess you were the guilty party? Heh.


Heh heh. Not me and I can prove it, NSA!

Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 08:58 AM (7ObY1)

47 41 The press likely ignores it because Obama wants them too,since he has no intention to do anything about it.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2015 08:58 AM (v5UtH)

48 Everyone here is being played as a sucker.
Fear and hate is what smear merchants like Ace spread.
He gets rich by making you afraid and hateful.
Leave the online world and enter reality

Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 08:59 AM (BeMVl)

49 Smear the Duke quad with bacon grease!

Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 08:51 AM (7ObY1)



I'm so glad I never took a job there. Fuck them and their school.

Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 08:59 AM (GQ8sn)

50 Now all we need is for Kerry to organize a drum circle.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 08:59 AM (pfylN)

51 (rolls around in Hate Monneh like Duck McScrooge on a bender)

You say sumpin', Hector?

Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 08:59 AM (7ObY1)

52 good morning Hector

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:00 AM (zOTsN)

53 Taylor sang after the presser in France

What is You've Got A Friend, Alex?

I'll take Pathetically Weak Responses for $400...

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2015 09:00 AM (FcR7P)

54 Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 08:59 AM (GQ8sn)

Good news is that now Barky can visit Duke and be serenaded with the most beautiful sound on earf!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2015 09:00 AM (ftVQq)

55
Joni Ernst To Give SOTU Response


Oh, please please please please let her threaten to cut Obamas nuts off.*






*(presumes facts not in evidence, I know. shut it.)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 09:01 AM (JtwS4)

56 if Ace is rich how come the guys haven't got shirts?

now, to greet Hector, lets all sing a rousing rendition of La Bamba

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:01 AM (zOTsN)

57 "Now all we need is for Kerry to organize a drum circle."


Preferably underwater.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 16, 2015 09:01 AM (f1HUZ)

58 47 The press likely ignores it because Obama wants them too,since he has no intention to do anything about it.

Surely a good Twitter taunting would be in order and convey the appropriate (and proportional) response by the WH. Perhaps a #KillinIsIllin' sign by Sasha and Malia ?

Posted by: McCool at January 16, 2015 09:02 AM (TQxRy)

59 @41
Its your mental health that is suffering by induced paranoia.
Anger and hate destroys the soul and disconnects one from God's love.
Look at the Muslims, they are full of hate and anger.
Is that what you want to be?
Learn to love and reject the hate this place creates.

Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 09:02 AM (BeMVl)

60 papier mache heads too

the French love that

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:02 AM (zOTsN)

61 Looks like the attendants missed "Don't Worry, Be Stupid!"'s meds last night. Hopefully, they'll double up today!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2015 09:02 AM (ftVQq)

62 why does Don't Worry be Happy hate brown people

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:03 AM (zOTsN)

63 "Now all we need is for Kerry to organize a drum circle."


Bring on the Djembes of peace!

Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 09:03 AM (7ObY1)

64
Serious question about ISIS prisoners:

Can we not hang them?

Posted by: Sam In VA at January 16, 2015 09:04 AM (Q52VH)

65 @52
Good morning!
I hope all is well with you and may have a positive day.
Life is beautiful, try to enjoy it.

Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 09:04 AM (BeMVl)

66 Westboro Baptist is made up of DEMOCRATS.

They contribute to Democrats. Fred Phelps, when he was alive, ran for office as a DEMOCRAT. He worked and raised money for Al Gore. I think Al Gore talked at some thing he had. Does the world tar all Democrats with that?

No. But we should never, ever let people forget that Westboro Church is made up of Democrats.

Posted by: blaster at January 16, 2015 09:04 AM (Rx8ML)

67 Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 09:02 AM (BeMVl)

Would you like to go camping, little boy?

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at January 16, 2015 09:04 AM (lG2E3)

68 Perhaps a #KillinIsIllin' sign by Sasha and Malia ?

Posted by: McCool at January 16, 2015 09:02 AM (TQxRy)

#BeChillin'Don'tBeKillin'!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2015 09:04 AM (ftVQq)

69 59-perhaps you should leave, so you don't get infected by the "hate."

Posted by: Moki at January 16, 2015 09:04 AM (bAB8f)

70 62 why does Don't Worry be Happy hate brown people


Hector hates many things. Taking his meds for starters.


Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 09:04 AM (7ObY1)

71 Did Kerry give them a copy of 'Toy Story' soundtrack, too?

You've got a friend in me.....

Posted by: Woody at January 16, 2015 09:05 AM (uSAVP)

72 Serious question about ISIS prisoners:

Can we not hang them?

Posted by: Sam In VA at January 16, 2015 09:04 AM (Q52VH)


Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

Posted by: blaster at January 16, 2015 09:05 AM (Rx8ML)

73 @62
Its people like Ace who induce hatred towards "brown" people.
You are better than that.
Reject the hate and embrace the love of life.

Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 09:05 AM (BeMVl)

74 Ace is rolling around in that mad hate blog money.Schtupping hot chicks.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2015 09:06 AM (v5UtH)

75 Serious question about ISIS prisoners:

Can we not hang them?

Posted by: Sam In VA at January 16, 2015 09:04 AM (Q52VH)

Not without a trial in the Continental US! My new law firm needs business!



Posted by: Eric Red Holder at January 16, 2015 09:06 AM (ftVQq)

76


You said hate twice.

I LIKE hate.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2015 09:06 AM (RRfF8)

77 Hate money can't buy you love

But it can sure buy a lot of Valu-Rite.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 09:07 AM (7ObY1)

78 Someone summoned a retard along with the corgis.

Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 09:07 AM (xWW96)

79 Nah, couldn't have a f*cking Friday without Hector. F*cking eh.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 09:07 AM (eeTCA)

80 In my much cooler mirror universe, Kerry sang Chic's "Freak Out", and was summarily sentenced to the agony booth.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 16, 2015 09:07 AM (KH1sk)

81 @69
I was infected by hate.
However I started reading the bible and realized the con game going on online.
These websites make money by getting people angry and full of hate.
People then keep coming back to reinforce their hate.
Its evil what people like Ace are doing.

Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 09:08 AM (BeMVl)

82 72 Serious question about ISIS prisoners:

Can we not hang them?

Posted by: Sam In VA at January 16, 2015 09:04 AM (Q52VH

Nelson & Winnie Mandella Necklaces work for me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 09:08 AM (eeTCA)

83
Ace is cashing checks and snapping necks

he is making bank, bro

all that sweet sweet hate money bank

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:08 AM (zOTsN)

84 I agree with the troll.

Just say "neigh" to hate!

Posted by: John F'ing Kerry at January 16, 2015 09:08 AM (7ObY1)

85 In my much cooler mirror universe, Kerry sang Chic's "Freak Out", and was summarily sentenced to the agony booth.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 16, 2015 09:07 AM (KH1sk)



This is a clown show.

Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 09:08 AM (GQ8sn)

86 @76
Hate destroys your soul and connection with God.
Do not embrace it.

Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 09:09 AM (BeMVl)

87 Ace is New Koch!

Haters.

Posted by: Hector, He of the Tiny Peeny at January 16, 2015 09:09 AM (lG2E3)

88
Teh Ewok is evil.

EEEEEEVIL

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2015 09:09 AM (RRfF8)

89 The best solution for ISIS prisoners is not to take any. Summary execution is clean and paperwork free.

Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 09:09 AM (xWW96)

90 Tonight! On a very special episode of The Evil That Ace Does...

Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 09:09 AM (7ObY1)

91 What do you do with ISIS prisoners? Enhanced interrogation, then death. It's not rocket surgery.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:09 AM (2Ojst)

92 An unnamed source at the White House said that the next time Putin gets out-of-line they're going to sanction Russia by sending Lady Gaga to the UN to sing Bad Romance.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2015 09:09 AM (UzPAd)

93 66 Amen blaster. A family in our former florida town died in a plane crash, and Westboro announced they were protesting the funeral. (I know, there was no reason for it, other than it was a media story.) Every church in town had teams that blocked entrances to the funeral and the cemetery, and created a human fence around the mourners, so that they couldn't see the Westboro twits. We sang hymns to drown our their chants. It was pretty effective, and didn't involve harm.

That said, the westboro twits have never physically harmed anyone, to my knowledge, unlike any radical muslim group.

Posted by: Moki at January 16, 2015 09:10 AM (bAB8f)

94 Don't worry, be Sappy! is just jealous because he can't get a good hate money gig for himself so he has to diss the Ace.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2015 09:10 AM (ftVQq)

95 That said, the westboro twits have never physically harmed anyone, to my knowledge, unlike any radical muslim group.
Posted by: Moki at January 16, 2015 09:10 AM (bAB8f)

Maybe not, but I'd still like to see them thrown into a pit, doused in gasoline, and set ablaze.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:10 AM (2Ojst)

96
how goes the wife Hector? doing well?

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:10 AM (zOTsN)

97 People you are being used.
Wake up to the con act.

Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 09:11 AM (BeMVl)

98 Damn. Work summons. But, it is kind of a hate gig so theres that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 09:12 AM (eeTCA)

99 The best solution for ISIS prisoners is not to take any. Summary execution is clean and paperwork free.

Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 09:09 AM (xWW96)

Maybe levy a reverse jizya and bill every mosque in the US for the bullets!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2015 09:12 AM (ftVQq)

100
Ace is so evil he rips the tag off mattresses in IKEA.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2015 09:12 AM (RRfF8)

101
he's gotta make bank bro!

sweet sweet hate money rolling in, living in a hate mansion, being driven around in a hate Rolls, spending time with all his "Hate Honeys"


sweeeeeet

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:12 AM (zOTsN)

102 I had no idea hobo pelts were so valuable, we gotta find Ace's hobo blind so we can cash in too!

Posted by: Killerdog at January 16, 2015 09:12 AM (BOliG)

103 It's bad enough Kerry brought along the likes of James Taylor. Granted, I haven't read the article, but Drudge says he sang, "You've Got a Friend." I'm simply gobsmacked at how ridiculous and stupidly theatrical that is. The top echelons of the United Freaking States of America, the world superpower*, trying to cover up the cat crap they created in the litter box by not appearing at the Je Suis Charlie march...through a stupid song from a shriveled up 70s heroin addict. See! We've got your back, France! Friendsies forever! How pathetic and embarrassing.

*yeah, yeah...no longer really the super power and all that jazz

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2015 09:13 AM (6C3ns)

104 @96
My wife and kids are good.
I hope your family is good as well.
If I ever insulted you I apologize.
I reacted wrongly to the hate here by embracing hate.
Love and positivity is the way to break the cycle.

Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 09:13 AM (BeMVl)

105 Hate money can't buy you love



But it can rent it by the hour.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 09:13 AM (BSBT0)

106
actually Ace isn't in it for the hate money

he is more into the hate fucks

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:13 AM (zOTsN)

107 106
actually Ace isn't in it for the hate money

he is more into the hate fucks
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:13 AM (zOTsN)

Whoa, that escalated quickly!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:14 AM (2Ojst)

108 Can We Get Benedict Back?

I love him, but I'd rather we get Pope Urban back.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 09:14 AM (zF6Iw)

109

Ace is so evil he snatches candy away from puppies

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2015 09:14 AM (RRfF8)

110 I don't recall Westboro Baptist Church killing anyone.

Did I miss something?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 16, 2015 09:14 AM (V70Uh)

111 The word from the street is that John Kerry is pretty good at clomping his hooves in-time with the music, but when he throws his head, his martingale chafes his balls.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2015 09:14 AM (UzPAd)

112 I hope everyone here has a great day.
Remember God's blessing of life.
Hate is not a way to live life.
May Jesus bless everyone here.

Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 09:14 AM (BeMVl)

113 I truly hope that the democrats will rue the day they supported the creation of an Imperial Presidency.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 09:15 AM (Zmw74)

114 And speaking of cat crap....

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2015 09:15 AM (6C3ns)

115 Hate keeps me young.
I embrace hate

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 09:15 AM (Zmw74)

116
The only thing John Kerry is good at is dumbassery. He is a master.

Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 09:15 AM (xWW96)

117 111 The word from the street is that John Kerry is pretty good at clomping his hooves in-time with the music, but when he throws his head, his martingale chafes his balls.
Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2015 09:14 AM (UzPAd)

Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:15 AM (2Ojst)

118 Team Obama Has No Idea What to Do With ISIS Prisoners






Yes he does. Release them in the wild and pretend like nothing ever happened

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2015 09:15 AM (1Jaio)

119 Love is but a song we sing
And fear's the way we die.

Posted by: The Hector, John Kerry, James Taylor Experience at January 16, 2015 09:16 AM (9DAYq)

120 115 Hate keeps me young.
I embrace hate
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 09:15 AM (Zmw74)

Keeps me warm at night.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:16 AM (2Ojst)

121 From The Atlantic (no linky, natch):

It's 2018, and Barack Obama leans toward the computer in his Chicago townhouse and punches in the title of his memoir. He enjoys the silence and the solitude. It's been over a decade since he had time to write. This is Obama's third memoir and probably not the last. Aged only 57, his story is still in mid-stream. What next? Go back to teaching law? Charitable work? Whichever avenue he pursues, Obama can take encouragement from sky-high approval ratings. As soon as he departed the White House, Obama's polling numbers started to pick up.

Now THAT'S how you write horror fantasy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2015 09:16 AM (pJ2rY)

122
Ace settles in with some hate cakes, and hate sausages and warm steaming cup of hate. then off to the hate machine to type the hate words and then off to spend time with his Hate Honeys

he is the Hugh Hefner of Hate

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:17 AM (zOTsN)

123 94 Don't worry, be Sappy! is just jealous because he can't get a good hate money gig for himself so he has to diss the Ace.


Yep. Just like Jharles Chonson endlessly nipping at the heels of actual successful bloggers.

I'd suspect that Jharles is really Hector, but Jharles wouldn't even pretend to be religious.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 09:17 AM (7ObY1)

124 Ace and his mind control ray will conquer the galaxy, of course he does have a short sidekick called duce and they look a lot a like too.

Posted by: Killerdog at January 16, 2015 09:17 AM (BOliG)

125 Amazing email this morning:



I love math tricks and this one really works and will only take you about ten seconds!

Amazing it really works to reveal your all-time favorite movie.

I'm pretty good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my numerical capabilities.

Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough it is my very favorite movie EVER!

DO NOT cheat.

DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies at the bottom

You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is

1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply that number by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again. Your total will be a two digit number.
Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below









Movie List:

1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama Farewell Speech After Impeachment
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 09:18 AM (evdj2)

126 Hate keeps me young.
I embrace hate
Posted by: Nevergiveup



Hatet is the only thing that warms my cold, black heart.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 09:18 AM (BSBT0)

127 I'd suspect that Jharles is really Hector, but Jharles wouldn't even pretend to be religious.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 09:17 AM (7ObY1)

noshoJ selrahC is a has-been dickbag who shat all over his commenters and sends his minions to shit all over other blogs. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his bicycle shorts.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:18 AM (2Ojst)

128 Later 'rons. Off to see American Sniper.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 16, 2015 09:18 AM (KH1sk)

129 Lots of Hate Overtime in my Hate Check today.

YAY me.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 09:19 AM (7ObY1)

130 Damn, Joni Ernst was quick to sell out to McConnell. (hope I am misreading the situation)

Posted by: Boone at January 16, 2015 09:19 AM (bLfK+)

131 ohh so jealous. Need a full review. Full of hate. Just the way I like it

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:19 AM (zOTsN)

132 Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 09:18 AM (evdj2)

Uh huh. Next you'll be telling us how you make $6,400 a month working part-time from home using the internet.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:20 AM (2Ojst)

133 Maybe not, but I'd still like to see them thrown into a pit, doused in gasoline, and set ablaze.

-
How much were you paid for that?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 09:20 AM (Re1fX)

134 Joni Ernst was quick to sell out


Kelly Ayotte redux?

Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 09:20 AM (7ObY1)

135 Swiss National Bank just went Galt on the Euro yesterday.
Euro plunges as a result.

Posted by: @votermom at January 16, 2015 09:20 AM (cbfNE)

136 Well, looking over the headlines the last 24 hours or so, it's pretty apparent the GOP is going to sell us down the river, and slit their own throats as a party in the process. They're signaling in every which way possible that shamnesty is going to happen. They're going to ram it down our throats regardless of what the people want. At this point, all I can say is so be it. We don't seem to be able to do anything to stop it, with the exception of about 535 lamp posts and a lot of intestinal fortitude to save the republic. What's left of it, anyway. Sonsabitches, traitorous sonsabitches, the lot of them.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2015 09:20 AM (6C3ns)

137 Movie List:

9. The Obama Farewell Speech After Impeachment




Yay!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 09:20 AM (BSBT0)

138 You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is



Hahaha....an oldie but a goodie!

Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 09:20 AM (GQ8sn)

139 Learn to love and reject the hate this place creates.

Actually, Hector...I'm quite happy with everyone here.

It's *you* I hate.

So I guess if you want to up the love quotient around here, you'd just go away. Right?

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 16, 2015 09:20 AM (PFy0L)

140 Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 09:18 AM (evdj2)
---------
Hahahahahaha! It's uncanny!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 16, 2015 09:21 AM (KH1sk)

141 133 Maybe not, but I'd still like to see them thrown into a pit, doused in gasoline, and set ablaze.

-
How much were you paid for that?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 09:20 AM (Re1fX)

Er, nothing. Why?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:21 AM (2Ojst)

142
aha!

Mine was the farewell speech of Obama

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:21 AM (zOTsN)

143 Heh

Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 09:21 AM (xWW96)

144 Damn, Joni Ernst was quick to sell out to McConnell. (hope I am misreading the situation)

---

You aren't.

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 16, 2015 09:21 AM (PFy0L)

145 Silly wingnut.

Like I could compose real paragraphs like the troll.

Cutting and pasting from Lefty sites is enough of a toll on my corpulent self.







Posted by: Jharles Chonson at January 16, 2015 09:22 AM (7ObY1)

146 Well, looking over the headlines the last 24 hours or so, it's pretty apparent the GOP is going to sell us down the river, and slit their own throats as a party in the process. They're signaling in every which way possible that shamnesty is going to happen. They're going to ram it down our throats regardless of what the people want. At this point, all I can say is so be it. We don't seem to be able to do anything to stop it, with the exception of about 535 lamp posts and a lot of intestinal fortitude to save the republic. What's left of it, anyway. Sonsabitches, traitorous sonsabitches, the lot of them.

-
That's worth at least $50.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 09:22 AM (Re1fX)

147 So now Diplomacy = PBS fundraiser concert?

No words....

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 09:23 AM (ABcz/)

148 Ace and the Hate Honeys. I like it

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:23 AM (zOTsN)

149 Er, nothing. Why?

-
I understand there's big money in hate. I heard it from Hector.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 09:24 AM (Re1fX)

150 I WAS WITHOUT INTERNET ACCESS FOR 1 HOUR AND 45 MINUTES!!!11!

#FirstWorldProblems

#WhitePrivilege

#MacroAgression

#OscarsSoWhite

I may have had two much coffee while I was DISCONNECTED FROM THE WORLD.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 16, 2015 09:24 AM (0xTsz)

151 149 Er, nothing. Why?

-
I understand there's big money in hate. I heard it from Hector.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 09:24 AM (Re1fX)

Hate's more of an avocation for me. I'm in it for the personal satisfaction, not the money.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:25 AM (2Ojst)

152
Will be broadcast on the Quad outside the Chapel.
-----
Why do they need a call to prayer at all? Just go.

I don't believe this is some sort of necessity.

Posted by: Lea hates Peppa Pig but will watch it for freedom (not really) at January 16, 2015 09:25 AM (lIU4e)

153 Ace's plan is to become the Hunt Bros of hate. Corner the market, then corncob Hectors sorry ass to death.

Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 09:25 AM (xWW96)

154 I guess you could describe me as more of a Hate Enthusiast

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:25 AM (zOTsN)

155 BenK wins the twitternets


@BenK84
I've seen fire, I've seen rain, I've seen two men armed with Kalashnikovs execute the staff of a satire magazine

Posted by: @votermom at January 16, 2015 09:25 AM (cbfNE)

156 Well, looking over the headlines the last 24 hours or so, it's pretty apparent the GOP is going to sell us down the river, and slit their own throats as a party in the process. They're signaling in every which way possible that
shamnesty is going to happen. They're going to ram it down our throats regardless of what the people want.



Are we still in "Wait to see what they do after they are sworn in" mode?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 09:25 AM (BSBT0)

157 153 Ace's plan is to become the Hunt Bros of hate. Corner the market, then corncob Hectors sorry ass to death.
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 09:25 AM (xWW96)

I suspect he'll need something bigger than a corncob.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:25 AM (2Ojst)

158
It must be noted that THE definitive James Taylor parody song is _Methadone Maintenance Man_.

From the National Lampoon in their early 1970s heyday when they were regularly doing pop music parodies.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 09:25 AM (noWW6)

159 Morning box people.


Who sucks today ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2015 09:26 AM (iqX2J)

160 159 Morning box people.


Who sucks today ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2015 09:26 AM (iqX2J)

Pretty much everyone, most of present company excluded.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 09:26 AM (2Ojst)

161 Who sucks today ?

(Raises hand.)

Posted by: Hector, He of the Tiny Peeny at January 16, 2015 09:27 AM (lG2E3)

162 Al Sharpton marching in Hollywood over all white Oscars.

Congratulations, Sony! You let him in!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 09:27 AM (ABcz/)

163 I'm still Godsmacked at the James Taylor thing.

I mean. Seriously? Seriously?

Even the stupid wolves are like dude wtf.

Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 09:28 AM (mf5HN)

164 I saw Ace and the Hate Honeys open for Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs at Great Neck in '68.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 09:29 AM (zF6Iw)

165 Call and write your congressman and senator warning them they will lose the base if they go belly up now. Will it work? Doubt it, but it is better than sitting with your finger up your ass. At least I think so?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 09:29 AM (Zmw74)

166
Later 'rons. Off to see American Sniper.

Oh, I left this out of my review in the morning thread. There is no satisfying scene where he punches out Jesse Ventura.

(I told the Bandersnatch Boys that Ventura had sued Kyle and then the widow Kyle and to know that whenever they hear his name they must say 'Jesse Ventura is a dick'.)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 09:29 AM (JtwS4)

167 Hate>Pie>Cake

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 16, 2015 09:29 AM (7RXcs)

168 UPDATE : on Masturbating Burglar / dog napper...

http://bit.ly/1zn971w

Posted by: Cate at January 16, 2015 09:30 AM (FN+YQ)

169 Al Sharpton marching in Hollywood over all white Oscars.

Congratulations, Sony! You let him in!


It's not like they didn't email him......

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 09:30 AM (BSBT0)

170 Why am I so happy? The Valtrex is working and I found some idiot nurse PA that gave me a medical marijuana card. Life is good for this piece of shit.

Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 16, 2015 09:30 AM (ljIUb)

171 "165 Call and write your congressman and senator warning them they will lose the base if they go belly up now."

They already know it. They don't give a shit.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 16, 2015 09:30 AM (lG2E3)

172
I WAS WITHOUT INTERNET ACCESS FOR 1 HOUR AND 45 MINUTES!!!11!

What's it like on the other side? Was there a tunnel and a white light?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 09:31 AM (JtwS4)

173
Smear the Duke quad with bacon grease!
-----------

Friday brunch, on the Quad! Bacon and Sausage for everyone

Posted by: Lea hates Peppa Pig but will watch it for freedom (not really) at January 16, 2015 09:31 AM (lIU4e)

174 "It's 2018, and Barack Obama leans toward the computer in his Chicago townhouse and punches in the title of his memoir."

That's about all he personally wrote of his first two memoirs.

But yep, if there's one thing you can take to the bank, it's that Obama is going to want to promptly move back to a freezing cold, slowly decaying, crime-ridden, structurally bankrupt city, run by a former crony with whom he has fallen out, and for which he had promised and failed to secure the Olympics.

Not a chance. He's going to Hawaii.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 09:31 AM (noWW6)

175 fuck I thought people were kidding about James Taylor? Jesus Fuckin Christ America has sunk this far. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 09:31 AM (Zmw74)

176 ...but I'd rather we get Pope Urban back.

Sorry. He's ours now.

Posted by: THE Ohio State University at January 16, 2015 09:31 AM (xq1UY)

177
what would be the music beif Ace had a presser of Hate

Thompson Twins "Lies Lies Lies Lies"?

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:32 AM (zOTsN)

178 The only things that pols listen to are money and blackmail.

Posted by: @votermom at January 16, 2015 09:32 AM (cbfNE)

179 >>I'm still Godsmacked at the James Taylor thing.


I get that Obama and Kerry are using policy ideas from the 60's, but the James Taylor thing seems like it is literally an idea and idea cooked up in a Harvard quad while high on pot during his college days - from a list of "Things that would make the world better, man."

Would anyone be surprised to hear that Kerry also announced America "would like to buy the world a Coke?"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 09:32 AM (ABcz/)

180 As your new Secretary of State, I'd bring Ted Nugent.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2015 09:33 AM (pJ2rY)

181
James Taylor.

James Fcuking Taylor.

To sing. "You've Got a Friend". To the President of France.

After 12 French citizens are gunned down by Radical Islamic terrorists.... who by the way.... arent really Islamic.

**blink**

**blink**


They're going to get us ALL killed arent they.?

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2015 09:33 AM (NaV4z)

182 the JEF will not ghost write again. He will be too busy getting high

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:33 AM (zOTsN)

183 Would anyone be surprised to hear that Kerry also announced America "would like to buy the world a Coke?"



Using our money? No.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 09:33 AM (BSBT0)

184 "179 >>I'm still Godsmacked at the James Taylor thing."

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Maya Angelou at January 16, 2015 09:34 AM (lG2E3)

185 I love the web. I love it. So, of course da fukkin' Zero can't wait to get his fucking imbecilic hands on it. He can roast in Hell. The LAST thing the web needs is some idiotic leftard drone involved in its regulation. No more than a turd in the punchbowl. Idiot.

Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 09:34 AM (xWW96)

186 at the state of the union the music will be Don't Worry Be Happy

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:34 AM (zOTsN)

187
Could have been worse.

He could have brought Cat Stevens to sing Peace Train.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 09:34 AM (JtwS4)

188
Hey John Kerry.... How about for your next fucking plane trip home from overseas we ALL chip in and get REM to do "Its The End Of The World"

Except I dont feel fine.

**spit**

futhermucker

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2015 09:35 AM (NaV4z)

189 Cat Stevens Peace Train will open the Terror Conference the JEF is having next month

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:35 AM (zOTsN)

190 >>what would be the music beif Ace had a presser of Hate

Nine Inch Nails - I want to #$@! Like an Animal?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 09:36 AM (ABcz/)

191 About 20 some years ago my grandfather was talking about that "The Day After" show that was broadcast. It had to do with life after nuclear Armageddon.

He said it was stupid. He said when word came of inbound nuclear bombs he'd pour himself a stiff drink, sit on his porch, and watch the chaos going on all around him, toasting to himself the good life he's had.

These days, I'm thinking the same thing when it comes to the GOP. They aren't going to change shit. The GOP is like a fortune cookie...kind of bland-tasting and empty except for a clichéd platitude.

So fuck them. I'm instead going to sit on my porch with a drink and watch the chaos unfold, silently toasting to myself the good life I had living free. Historically speaking it's a pretty rare thing.

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 16, 2015 09:36 AM (PFy0L)

192 >>What's it like on the other side? Was there a tunnel and a white light?

It was a solid light, like on a cable modem.

And then it started blinking again and I was right back here, like nothing had happened!

>>Would anyone be surprised to hear that Kerry also announced America "would like to buy the world a Coke?"

Except he'd offer Heinz ketchup for the French people's French fries as a show of stupid--I mean solidarity.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 16, 2015 09:36 AM (0xTsz)

193 >>>I'm still Godsmacked at the James Taylor thing.<<<

Let it be, let it be

Let it be, let it be

Yeah, there will be an answer, let it be

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2015 09:37 AM (UzPAd)

194 Wait, there's pie? There's punch too, right?

Because I was told there would be punch and pie.

Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 09:37 AM (mf5HN)

195 To bolster our true/long time ally status with France, on Monday, the State Department signaled John Kerry would be bringing Barney to Paris to sing:

I love you,

You love me

We're a happy family

With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you

Won't you say you love me too

I love you, you love me

We are friends like friends should be

With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you

Won't you say you love me too

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2015 09:37 AM (6C3ns)

196 "I'll Stop the World and Melt With You" by Modern English

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:38 AM (zOTsN)

197 at the state of the union the music will be Don't Worry Be Happy




Aaaaaah! F'n earworm! Out!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 09:38 AM (BSBT0)

198 So on the Boston.com firing:

Once again a lefty journalista piped up and actually said in public what every lefty journalista actually thinks in private, rather than observing the usual tired ritual of pretending to objective neutral nonpartisanship while slanting coverage horribly.

Third one in a week to do so. Are we seeing a new trend? Is fatalism setting in as the ranks in the newsrooms become thinner by the day, and these guys figure they might as well cast off pretense and show their true colors and go out in a blaze of glory?

Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 09:38 AM (noWW6)

199 James Taylor. James Fcuking Taylor. To sing. "You've Got a Friend". To the President of France.

To paraphrase Voltaire, the world will not know peace until the last Democrat is strangled with the guts of the last Baby Boomer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 09:38 AM (zF6Iw)

200 >>>I'm still Godsmacked at the James Taylor thing.

-----

"I...... stand alone".

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2015 09:38 AM (NaV4z)

201 Get a jockey, get a jockey.

Posted by: Joe 'Two blasts off the balcony' Biden at January 16, 2015 09:38 AM (VgmK8)

202
*pours grain in punch*

*pours more*

This might get fun.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 09:38 AM (JtwS4)

203 Using our money? No.

-
NYC is spending $76,000 to fight manspreading.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 09:38 AM (QTEtN)

204 I am pretty sure that Secretary of State John Bolton would support the French with The James Gang playing Funk 48. Further, I believe France would accept that in the spirit in which it was offered.

As the critic said, like being punched in the face repeatedly by the Statue of Liberty.

For what it is worth, do not speak to me of little things. FedEx was just here. I have received my Ridgid Tools pinup calendar. That's right, you order shop porn from Ridgid, and they FedEx it. No supply chain tie-ups in Elyria.

GTG, my thread-cutter needs oiling.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 16, 2015 09:39 AM (xq1UY)

205 >>what would be the music beif Ace had a presser of Hate

The Dead Kennedys. "Too Drunk To F*ck."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 09:39 AM (zF6Iw)

206 Not only did Ventura sue,he won a fucking settlement from the guys widow.Fucking "justice".

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2015 09:39 AM (v5UtH)

207 Let it be, let it be

Let it be, let it be

Yeah, there will be an answer, let it be

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2015 09:37 AM (UzPAd)

----

Let it burn... let it burn
Let it burn... let it burn
Yeah, there will be an answer, let it burn.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2015 09:40 AM (NaV4z)

208 "No, Ted, you can't bring your your Ma Deuce on this trip. This one's a peace mission."

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2015 09:40 AM (pJ2rY)

209 I am stealing this from someone on Twitter but the next stop should be the kosher store and JT can sing Everything Is Awesome.

Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 09:40 AM (mf5HN)

210 I'm instead going to sit on my porch with a drink and watch the chaos unfold, silently toasting to myself the good life I had living free. Historically speaking it's a pretty rare thing.
Posted by: @JohnTant


Just make sure you have plenty of ammo as you're sitting on the porch.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at January 16, 2015 09:40 AM (ljIUb)

211 Unbeknownst to the Horde, Ace has found a way to monetize his movie reviews and is now rolling around NYC in a huge limo filled with huge-titted hoes and Ewok-fur beauticians. Fight the hate!

Posted by: joncelli at January 16, 2015 09:40 AM (RD7QR)

212 Because I was told there would be punch and pie.
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 09:37 AM


See?! I told you we'd get more people if we advertised punch and pie!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 09:40 AM (knoK7)

213
Kerry

the presser in French. Draggin old junkies along to sing to bereaved nations

he is showing quite a flaw for the dramatic these days.

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:40 AM (zOTsN)

214 Just heard our esteemed SOS Jon Kerry tell France he was there to give them a "big hug."

Literally.

This is not joke or parody..

Words escape me. Just shoot me now.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 16, 2015 09:40 AM (1BQGO)

215 Welcome back from the other side, Mama AJ!

>>About 20 some years ago my grandfather was talking about that "The Day
After" show that was broadcast. It had to do with life after nuclear
Armageddon.


Well don't I feel old now? Had to watch that in grade school as homework so we could discuss it in class. Yeah, that happened. I agree w/the sit on the porch w/a drink strategy.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 09:41 AM (ABcz/)

216 Kerry

the presser in French. Draggin old junkies along to sing to bereaved nations



His French is horrible. If I were the French SoS, I'd slap him across the face for butchering the language.

Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 09:41 AM (GQ8sn)

217
Kerry seems to need a lot of attention these days

does he think he is going to be the next POTUS?

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:42 AM (zOTsN)

218 We'll know he's serious about fighting Islamic terror when he sends in Barry Manilow.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 09:43 AM (QTEtN)

219 Isn't labeling others as "haters", kind of hate speech itself? Can't we agree to disagree without besmirching another's character? IOW, can't we all just get along, sing kumbaya, and drum circle the hate out of life?

brb, I gots to burn a little patchouli !

Posted by: hadoop at January 16, 2015 09:43 AM (2X7pN)

220 I'm still Godsmacked at the James Taylor thing

You'll be hearing from our lawyers.

Posted by: Sully Erna at January 16, 2015 09:43 AM (2Ojst)

221 His French is horrible. If I were the French SoS, I'd slap him across the face for butchering the language.
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 09:41 AM (GQ8sn) But he practiced his pucker in the mirror all week.

Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 09:43 AM (xWW96)

222 Ich bin ein French tickler.

Posted by: John Kerry at January 16, 2015 09:43 AM (lG2E3)

223 Kerry thinks he is a modern day Jefferson. The president not the airplane or star ship

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:44 AM (zOTsN)

224 Is John Kerry's French better than Mike Bloomberg's Spanish?

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2015 09:44 AM (v5UtH)

225 >> Unbeknownst to the Horde, Ace has found a way to monetize his movie
reviews and is now rolling around NYC in a huge limo filled with
huge-titted hoes and Ewok-fur beauticians. Fight the hate!

Pics, or it didn't happen. Preferably of the hoes and their tatas. Ewok optional.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2015 09:44 AM (pJ2rY)

226 OK the hug thing was typical juvenile and stupid Dem behavior. But James Taylor? That was spiteful. Countries have gone to war for less.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 16, 2015 09:45 AM (1BQGO)

227 Just heard our esteemed SOS Jon Kerry tell France he was there to give them a "big hug."

Literally.

This is not joke or parody..

Words escape me. Just shoot me now.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 16, 2015 09:40 AM (1BQGO)


Oh. Good. I was worried for a second that it couldn't get stupider but it did.

Up the road not across the street . . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 09:45 AM (mf5HN)

228 His French is horrible. If I were the French SoS, I'd slap him across the face for butchering the language.

--

The most romantic language on earth doesn't sound very good with a few neighs thrown in.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2015 09:46 AM (6C3ns)

229 Twitter is on fire over this James Taylor thing.Some really funny stuff.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2015 09:46 AM (v5UtH)

230 Nice dump.

Team Obama is a collective SCOAMT.
John Kerry is a pathetic moron.
The press is full of clueless bints.
Joni Ernst who?
No, the West already is abandoning free speech.
The Ace Lifestyle is going to go country, baby.
We should be cheering the Swiss for telling the truth.
The Saudi fence will make it easier for Dems to demonize fence builders.
Google Glass is for metrosexual nerds, duh.
Hell, all real Europeans should arm themselves.
Benedict XVI isn't come back.
Fuck the SCOAMT.

Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 09:46 AM (Z5VsR)

231 This James Taylor thing is for real?

Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 09:47 AM (Z5VsR)

232
His French is not horrible. Accent's not bad. He spoke with a lot of hesitation and reading from a text, so the delivery was bad. Probably hasn't spoken it much in a while.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 09:47 AM (JtwS4)

233 I would like to announce that if nominated as the next Secretary of State, I will go to meet with my French counterparts while accompanied by a drunken thrash-metal garage band.

Rather than speaking in French, I will raise my voice loudly and speak in English very slowly, with an exaggerated faux-Francais accent. As an aid to comprehension.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 09:48 AM (noWW6)

234 Nous sommes boned.

Posted by: teh Wind at January 16, 2015 09:48 AM (B3WUC)

235 Kerry seems to need a lot of attention these days does he think he is going to be the next POTUS?



I think Secretariat knows he's going to be put out to pasture.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 09:48 AM (BSBT0)

236 I would've loved to have Nikki Haley do the SOTU rebuttal.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2015 09:48 AM (6C3ns)

237 John's French isn't bad, it's nonexistent.

Posted by: Teresa Heinz Kerry at January 16, 2015 09:48 AM (lG2E3)

238 James Taylor is still alive?

Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 09:49 AM (ZKzrr)

239 Kerry seems to need a lot of attention these days does he think he is going to be the next POTUS?

Just as it disgusts me that Marilyn Manson got to sleep with Dita Von Teese, I still shake my head that Morgan Fairchild let this wannabe-Brahmin gigolo into her bed.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 09:50 AM (zF6Iw)

240 "James Taylor is still alive?"

Define "alive."

Posted by: Ted Kennedy, Far, Far Away at January 16, 2015 09:50 AM (lG2E3)

241 Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below


Mine's not on that list.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 09:50 AM (ZKzrr)

242 Sacre bleu! Zees James Tayleur is tres horrible!

Couldn't vous have sent some Swedish Death Metal?

Posted by: Zee French at January 16, 2015 09:51 AM (7ObY1)

243 Ace wants 18k for the Queen of Hearts, where will I get that many pelts?

Posted by: the Jack of Clubs at January 16, 2015 09:51 AM (BOliG)

244 does he think he is going to be the next POTUS?

----

peice of total useless shit

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2015 09:52 AM (NaV4z)

245 Did Kerry bring a fruit basket to give to the French nation? Or at least a round of bong hits?

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 16, 2015 09:52 AM (1BQGO)

246 Paris AFP: "US Secretary of State John Kerry arrived in France Thursday 'to share a big hug for Paris' hours after funerals were held"

LOL holy shit what a joke this adminstration makes of international diplomacy

Sergei Lavrov must look at Kerry and just refuse to deal with this kind of childishness

and he'd be right

Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 09:52 AM (Z5VsR)

247 what would we think if the French sent over a pop singer to sing in French after a presser

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:52 AM (zOTsN)

248 OK, totes seriously, you guys question:

You're the SOS. You're going to France to show solidarity and to express the sympathies of the United States. You want to have music performed. What do you choose?

I'd have the Mozart Requiem for the victims followed by a rousing Onward, Christian Soliders.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 09:54 AM (zF6Iw)

249 247 what would we think if the French sent over a pop singer to sing in French after a presser

I could have changed the world!

Posted by: Le Petomane at January 16, 2015 09:54 AM (lG2E3)

250 An armed man has surrendered after taking several hostages at a post office north west of Paris.

Despite his significant armoury of an assault rifle and Grenades, it has been reported the incident was a robbery gone bad, rather than an act of terrorism.

With the whole Country on alert only a real idiot would try to hold up Gov. Office. This guy must be the proverbial "last man to know". Don't be that guy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 09:54 AM (Zmw74)

251 let's face it (again) that this entire administration is one giant incompetent, malevolent fuck up

Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 09:54 AM (Z5VsR)

252 I will give you two million drachma for the dancing woman!

Posted by: Rashashimi Khadudi Hasumi-imi-humi at January 16, 2015 09:54 AM (7ObY1)

253 Le Petomane


Ooh lal-la! Oui! Oui! C'est le fartmeister!

Posted by: Zee French at January 16, 2015 09:55 AM (7ObY1)

254 This didn't take long.

French designer seeks to patent #JeSuisCharlie
http://is.gd/TXZwB1

Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 09:55 AM (ZKzrr)

255 Just another day of total amazement at the news. Jaw dropping amazement. The smartest guy in todays collection may be the fired Globe editor, which is scary. The only thing that could top it off would be news the President is smoking crack on a regular basis in the WH movie theatre.

Posted by: MTF at January 16, 2015 09:55 AM (6um35)

256 Sorry to join the party so late...James Taylor & John Kerry? Seriously.

I am so embarrassed. I hate these guys so much, I wouldn't cross the road to piss in their collective mouths if their teeth were on fire.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 16, 2015 09:56 AM (60Vyp)

257 You're the SOS. You're going to France to show solidarity and to express the sympathies of the United States. You want to have music performed. What do you choose?



Marine Corps Hymn.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 09:56 AM (BSBT0)

258 99 red balloons from der Germans

Posted by: the Jack of Clubs at January 16, 2015 09:56 AM (BOliG)

259 I thought it would be impossible to beat Hillary's reset button but, by golly, Kerry's done it!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 09:56 AM (ee9LE)

260 Received early birthday gift o.o FN-SCAR17S.



Holy cow this thing is light o_O I must acquire accessories for it now...

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 16, 2015 09:56 AM (9LuAk)

261 what would we think if the French sent over a pop singer to sing in French after a presser

We still owe Canada a good ass-whuppin' for Celine Dion.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 09:57 AM (ZKzrr)

262 Like I said on Twitter, next time Jawn negotiates with the Iranians he could bring a reunited Rage Against the Machine and have the imams on their knees in no time.

Posted by: joncelli at January 16, 2015 09:57 AM (RD7QR)

263 let's face it (again) that this entire administration is one giant incompetent, malevolent fuck up
Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 09:54 AM


I dunno....I think they've been exceptionally competent at being malevolent fuck-ups.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 09:57 AM (knoK7)

264 Mary Poppins

You don't have music! It's a FUNERAL. You wear black, you reflect on death, you act somber, you express condolences, you look people in the eye, you have a firm handshake, and you mean it. You keep your mouth shut otherwise.

Kerry is playing at diplomacy, just as he plays at everything else in his coddled, addled life. He has been elevated WAY beyond his intellectual station.

If he'd just stand there and STFU, he'd at least look like a diplomatic mannequin -- which would be adequate. But no, he has to bring full-bore idiot to everything he does.

Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 09:57 AM (Z5VsR)

265
seriously doesn't this seem like a stoner idea?
hey man you know what would be cool

we could bring like James Taylor to sing "You've Got A Friend"

that would be soooo cool

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:57 AM (zOTsN)

266 Now would be a good time to talk about the lack of foreign policy experience of the GOP hopefuls.

Posted by: MSM at January 16, 2015 09:59 AM (0xTsz)

267 You don't have music! It's a FUNERAL.

I've never been to a funeral that didn't have music.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 09:59 AM (ZKzrr)

268 we could bring like James Taylor to sing "You've Got A Friend"

that would be soooo cool
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:57 AM (zOTsN)

james taylor cool? He still has the smell of carlie simon on his lips

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 09:59 AM (Zmw74)

269 251 let's face it (again) that this entire administration is one giant incompetent, malevolent fuck up
Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 09:54 AM (Z5VsR)

With incompetence this intense I'm assuming that it's really just malevolence.

Posted by: joncelli at January 16, 2015 09:59 AM (RD7QR)

270 I dunno....I think they've been exceptionally competent at being malevolent fuck-ups.



It's easy when the bar is set so low.
(No. That was NOT an Empress joke)

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 09:59 AM (BSBT0)

271 We still owe Canada a good ass-whuppin' for Celine Dion.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 09:57 AM


Now, now...we have apologized repeatedly for Celine Dionne.

Posted by: Flappy-headed Canadian Spokesman at January 16, 2015 09:59 AM (knoK7)

272 Iowa hawk is calling it a French farce

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:59 AM (zOTsN)

273 The James Taylor thing was a joke, John. Good God!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 16, 2015 09:59 AM (lG2E3)

274 At least he didn't bring Cat Stephens.

Posted by: eman at January 16, 2015 10:00 AM (MQEz6)

275 On the subject of fences and ditches to keep out Islamic lunatics:


Egypt is building a barrier along the southern border of Gaza. There is already a fence but tunnels are dug all the time to smuggle weapons, drugs and people between the two places. Most of those tunnels are about sixty feet below the ground since that is where the sandy soil is firm enough to not collapse immediately.


The Egyptians are digging a canal 60 feet deep along the border which will be connected to the Mediterranean Sea which will not only block tunnels only 60 feet deep but which will soak water into the ground for another hundred feet or so which will cause tunnels dug there to flood.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 10:00 AM (KDbAT)

276 I'm still Godsmacked at the James Taylor thing.

What kind of voodoo are they practicing at State these days?

Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2015 10:00 AM (Ua6T/)

277 Received early birthday gift o.o FN-SCAR17S.



Holy cow this thing is light o_O I must acquire accessories for it now...

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 16, 2015 09:56 AM (9LuAk)



Dude! That's pretty FN awesome!




Do it justice and get a proper scope for it.

Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 10:01 AM (GQ8sn)

278 Meshuggah was not available?

Posted by: Joe 'Two Mesuggahs off the balcony' Biden at January 16, 2015 10:01 AM (VgmK8)

279 "What do you choose?"

Ooh, Ooh! We Are The World?

Posted by: OFA Idealistic Young Staff at January 16, 2015 10:01 AM (1BQGO)

280
99 red balloons from der Germans

99 Luftballons > 99 Red Balloons

It's about an apocalyptic war. Would be a cute gift from the Krauts.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 10:01 AM (JtwS4)

281 Martha's Vineyard diplomacy

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:01 AM (zOTsN)

282 james taylor cool? He still has the smell of carlie simon on his lips

They divorced about 30 years ago. The filthy hippy doesn't bathe?

Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2015 10:01 AM (Ua6T/)

283 The Egyptians are digging a canal 60 feet deep along the border which will be connected to the Mediterranean Sea which will not only block tunnels only 60 feet deep but which will soak water into the ground for another hundred feet or so which will cause tunnels dug there to flood.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 10:00 AM (KDbAT)

Naw the UN will be al over this as illegal becau.....ah oh other arabs are doing this...nevermind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 10:02 AM (Zmw74)

284 We were asked, but it was beneath our dginity.

Posted by: Spinal Tap at January 16, 2015 10:02 AM (Spluw)

285 Mary Poppins
You don't have music! It's a FUNERAL. You wear black, you reflect on death, you act somber, you express condolences, you look people in the eye, you have a firm handshake, and you mean it. You keep your mouth shut otherwise.




Amazing Grace - Bagpipes - Pipes and Drums of the 1st Batallion Scots

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 10:02 AM (BSBT0)

286 You don't have music! It's a FUNERAL.

Hence my suggestion of the Requiem.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 10:02 AM (zF6Iw)

287 I understand it from Obama. He wants to hobble the US as much as possible without risking impeachment.


But not Kerry. He still has ambition. He probably still entertains the notion of becoming President. How could he possibly think this was a good idea ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2015 10:03 AM (iqX2J)

288 James Fucking Taylor? The bald UNC grad that sings crap that makes you want to puke.



That fucking James Taylor?



Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 10:03 AM (0FSuD)

289 "Kerry is playing at diplomacy, just as he plays at everything else in his coddled, addled life. He has been elevated WAY beyond his intellectual station."

Remember how Kerry announced he was running for President?

He rode a motorcycle onto the _Tonight Show_ stage.

Yes, that's the sort of calm sober maturity on offer.

This pop culturization of national leadership is one of the most horrifying symptoms of America's steady slide into senility.

There are things that I would have believed about this era if you had told them to me 20 years ago.

But I would never have believed that a sitting President of the United States, campaigning for re-election, would appear on something called the _Pimp With A Limp_ radio show.

No. Ridiculous. Never going to happen.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 10:04 AM (noWW6)

290 Why do all those headlines sound like Buzzfeed clickbait headlines?

All that's missing is "Kick Obama out of office with this weird trick"

Posted by: Sphynx at January 16, 2015 10:04 AM (OZmbA)

291 From WZ, here's a really good Gowdy clip from Wednesday, smacking down
Obama's unconstitutional power grab and telling Congress to regain their
courage and power of the purse.

http://bit.ly/1IE4CBg


Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2015 10:04 AM (6C3ns)

292 Paris authorities found kiddie porn on the computers of two of the Paris Islamist killers.
IBT reported


Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 10:04 AM (Zmw74)

293 "I've Been Fcuking Your Daughters and Pissin' on Your Lawns"
- Thee Headcoats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2QKK1OZ3Wg

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 16, 2015 10:05 AM (7RXcs)

294 "We were asked, but it was beneath our dginity. Posted by: Spinal Tap"

Teh-RAH-sa Heinz Kerry and the Spinal Tap drummer can each choke on the other's vomit. It'll be great.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 10:05 AM (noWW6)

295 Duke half walks back the call to prayer.



Will be broadcast on the Quad outside the Chapel.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 16, 2015 08:45 AM (GqEzX)


NO, they will allow students to chant the call on the Quad next to the Chapel. A Mohammedan pep rally so to speak. Of course, all the MSM will cover this despite the fact they have done this before.

Good work Duke, give the towel head's some publicity.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 10:06 AM (0FSuD)

296
will late nite tv and SNL mock this. I mean its too funny already

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:06 AM (zOTsN)

297 But, but..., why not Carol King?

Every time Kerry's intellectual shallowness is plumbed, we find it more and more difficult to find any water.

Ode to John Kerry:

People will question
They will wonder why
In a well of intellect
Your bucket is dry

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 10:06 AM (028dR)

298 He rode a motorcycle onto the _Tonight Show_ stage.

Rob Halford is about the only person on Earth who could do that without making a fool of himself.


Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 10:06 AM (7ObY1)

299 I know just what to do about our sagging foreign policy.

I'll get another face lift.

Posted by: John Kerry at January 16, 2015 10:06 AM (pJ2rY)

300 But not Kerry. He still has ambition. He probably still entertains the notion of becoming President. How could he possibly think this was a good idea ?
Posted by: ScoggDog

So far, my competition is the Hildabeast and Delaware's own Joe Biden.

Posted by: John (never say neigh) Kerry at January 16, 2015 10:06 AM (Spluw)

301 James Taylor must have been jealous of the attention Neil Diamond got from going to Boston after the Marathon bombing.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 16, 2015 10:07 AM (0xTsz)

302 I predict that the young mohammedians at Duke, when pressed to do the call to prayer themselves will do it once or twice and then peter out

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:07 AM (zOTsN)

303 We still owe Canada a good ass-whuppin' for Celine Dion.


Well, they did give us Rush.

I'd call it a draw.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 10:08 AM (7ObY1)

304 Come on, Ahmed--we get to do the Call to Prayer with our peters out!

Posted by: Muhammed at January 16, 2015 10:08 AM (lG2E3)

305 OK, everyone finished their food. Stay seated, have barf bag near by.




http://tinyurl.com/of2p4ze

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 10:08 AM (0FSuD)

306 I cant wait to see the French reaction

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:08 AM (zOTsN)

307 Can We get Benedict back?>>>

Arnold?

He would be way better than Obama.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 16, 2015 10:09 AM (Mxs5H)

308 Oh for the love of...

The French just surrendered to James F'ing Taylor.



Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 10:09 AM (7ObY1)

309 it just shows how completely detached from reality these Obama administration types are

was this Kerry's idea? who advised it?

he/she should be fired

Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 10:09 AM (Z5VsR)

310 306 I cant wait to see the French reaction
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:08 AM (zOTsN)

Um, they have ICBMs.

Posted by: eman at January 16, 2015 10:09 AM (MQEz6)

311 James Fucking Taylor? The bald UNC grad that sings crap that makes you want to puke.
------------

Nip - C'mon Nip. Really? Taylor attended UNC? You know better, don't you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 10:10 AM (028dR)

312 Just about the only flaw in General Washington's career was his shameful treatment of Benedict Arnold.

Not to absolve Arnold, but damn, the guy was really treated like dirt as thanks for his heroism.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 10:11 AM (7ObY1)

313 Canada's finest export is "Trailer Park Boys". Hilariously profane and with amateurish production values, I've laughed more at that show than anything on American TV for years.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 16, 2015 10:11 AM (2cS/G)

314 it just shows how completely detached from reality these Obama administration types are

was this Kerry's idea? who advised it?



Low level staffers in the Cincy office.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 10:11 AM (BSBT0)

315
Ace is gonna have fun with this

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:11 AM (zOTsN)

316 I hope Kerry wore a turtleneck sweater and carried a guitar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V_hCqO6UQs

Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 10:11 AM (Z5VsR)

317 Canada's finest export is "Trailer Park Boys".



Red Green.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 10:12 AM (BSBT0)

318
so our enemies see this too

good gawd

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:12 AM (zOTsN)

319 Good gawd, what a wonderful thought.


Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, John Kerry, and Liz Warren duking it out to take on the winner of Jeb Bush, Mitt Romney, Chris Christie, and Mike Huckabee.


Geez.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2015 10:13 AM (iqX2J)

320 That's it John. Givem' aural.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 16, 2015 10:13 AM (lG2E3)

321 Canada's finest export is "Trailer Park Boys".

Look out for Samsquantch!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 10:13 AM (zF6Iw)

322 Well, they did give us Rush.

I'd call it a draw.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 10:08 AM


& Justin Beiber.

Canada still owes us reparations

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 16, 2015 10:13 AM (qbm3p)

323 Here's the lunch menu at Sidwell Friends.


January 16, 2015
Italian Bean Kale Soup
PJ's Couscous Salad
Avocado Pink Grapefruit Salad
Housemade Baked Salmon Cakes
Eggplant Parmesan
Marinara Sauce
Roasted Brussels Sprouts
Basmati Rice w/ Fresh Chives
Clementines




I have leftover noodles.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 10:14 AM (ZKzrr)

324 James Taylor must have been jealous of the attention Neil Diamond got from going to Boston after the Marathon bombing.
Posted by: Mama AJ

I was asked to perform in Boston. But the prison officials wouldn't let me in to sing to the suburban sailor Tsarnov.

Posted by: John (drugs are funny when you're rich enough to avoid jail) Taylor at January 16, 2015 10:15 AM (Spluw)

325 One assumes that Bobby McFerrin wasn't available.

Posted by: Don't worry, be happy at January 16, 2015 10:15 AM (028dR)

326 Nip - C'mon Nip. Really? Taylor attended UNC? You know better, don't you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 10:10 AM (028dR)

He grew up in Chapel Hill, never attended anywhere, but claims UNC.
Good enough for me. They have a fucking bridge in town named after the little asshole.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 10:15 AM (0FSuD)

327 Not a chance. He's going to Hawaii Jakarta.

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 10:15 AM (evdj2)

328 Never heard of Red Green, just looked it up. I'll definitely give it a try.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 16, 2015 10:15 AM (2cS/G)

329 & Justin Beiber.
Canada still owes us reparations



And Alex Trebek.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 10:15 AM (BSBT0)

330 What to do with ISIS prisoners? Monty Python always has the answer.

Crucifixion. First door on the left, one cross each.

Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2015 10:15 AM (VndSC)

331 Taylor and Kerry are besties according to Politico

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:15 AM (zOTsN)

332 Canada's finest export is "Trailer Park Boys".



*ahem*

Katheryn Winnick.

Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 10:15 AM (GQ8sn)

333 Ahem...


Pedo-Prophet Muhammad,Piss be upon him.

That is all.
Carry out the Plan of the Day
Dismissed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2015 10:16 AM (enGVd)

334 @323

Housemade Baked Salmon Cakes



WTF? It not "Homemade" it's Housemade?



PC goes nuts.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 10:16 AM (0FSuD)

335 James Fucking Taylor? The bald UNC grad that sings crap that makes you want to puke.
That fucking James Taylor?


No, this James Taylor:

"As the Vietnam War escalated, Taylor received a psychological rejection from Selective Service System when he appeared before them with two white-suited McLean assistants and was uncommunicative."

-- from Wikipedia

The famous singer never went to college, but his father was an asst prof at UNC.

Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2015 10:17 AM (Ua6T/)

336

We Just Did This To France

...

wtf
wtfff
wtfffff?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2015 10:17 AM (IXrOn)

337 Jacques Brel is alive and well and living in...

Never Mind.

Paul Anka is Canadian, as you guys with shirts should have noted by now.
And he did it his way.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 16, 2015 10:17 AM (xq1UY)

338 [I We still owe Canada a good ass-whuppin' for Celine Dion.


Well, they did give us Rush.

I'd call it a draw.

Posted by: Citizen X

Bieber.

Nuke Canada.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 16, 2015 10:17 AM (3995D)

339 iowa hawk all. over. it

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:17 AM (zOTsN)

340 Hashtag diplomacy is so 2014. We are doing song dedication diplomacy now.

Posted by: Smaht Power at January 16, 2015 10:18 AM (w3a0Z)

341 John Kerry's high school classmates:

"Kerry? What a dork."

Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 10:18 AM (Z5VsR)

342 Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 10:14 AM (ZKzrr)

Where's the raw jicama and fat-free ranch dressing?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 10:18 AM (2Ojst)

343 Justin Beaver could be a great porn name.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 16, 2015 10:18 AM (lG2E3)

344 Clutch Cargo James Taylor Go to Gay Paree!

Posted by: Baldy at January 16, 2015 10:18 AM (+35FH)

345 334 @323

Housemade Baked Salmon Cakes



WTF? It not "Homemade" it's Housemade?



PC goes nuts.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 10:16 AM (0FSuD)

Made by the house slaves, ergo housemade.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 10:18 AM (2Ojst)

346 338 [I We still owe Canada a good ass-whuppin' for Celine Dion.


Well, they did give us Rush.

I'd call it a draw.

Posted by: Citizen X

Bieber.

Nuke Canada.
--------------------

Shania Twain. We're square again

Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2015 10:18 AM (VndSC)

347 Never heard of Red Green, just looked it up. I'll definitely give it a try.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 16, 2015 10:15 AM


Seriously?! Go! Watch now! And keep your stick on the ice.

Posted by: Flappy-headed Canadian Spokesman at January 16, 2015 10:19 AM (knoK7)

348 We Just Did This To France

Come on, Russia and China. Just nuke us and put us out of our misery.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2015 10:19 AM (zoehZ)

349 Shania Twain. We're square again
Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2015 10:18 AM (VndSC)

Ah, yes. Shania Twain in tight pants covers a multitude of sins...and evokes a few more.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 10:19 AM (2Ojst)

350 Crap. Off, Cannuck sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 10:20 AM (knoK7)

351 Where's the raw jicama and fat-free ranch dressing?



Where's the motherfucking beef?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 10:20 AM (BSBT0)

352 I don't know what my favorite sequences are on TPB, but it's between when Ricky is berating Corey and Trevor and when "J-Roc" is going off on a riff. "Roc-Pile be hard as fuck!"

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 16, 2015 10:20 AM (2cS/G)

353 And Alex Trebek.

And his mother.

Posted by: Sean Connery at January 16, 2015 10:20 AM (Ua6T/)

354 Bret Hart, Bachman Turner Overdrive, and most of The Band more than cancel out Justin Bieber.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2015 10:20 AM (iqX2J)

355 He grew up in Chapel Hill, never attended anywhere, but claims UNC.
Posted by: Nip Sip
----------------

Ah. My point has not to do with what *he* claims..., but with what *you* claim.

You know differently. He was gone from Chapel Hill by the time he was 15 or so. He did not 'graduate from UNC'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 10:21 AM (028dR)

356 I give the latest Kerry move 4 Psakis.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2015 10:21 AM (pJ2rY)

357 Who cancels out William Shatner?

Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2015 10:21 AM (VndSC)

358 Never heard of Red Green, just looked it up. I'll definitely give it a try.
Posted by: Lincolntf

We shall now recite the man prayer:
I'm a man
but I can change,
if i have to,
I guess.

Posted by: Red Green at January 16, 2015 10:21 AM (Spluw)

359 I think it would be kind of cool if politicians were required to sing all their speeches.

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 10:22 AM (evdj2)

360 I don't know what my favorite sequences are on TPB, but it's between when Ricky is berating Corey and Trevor and when "J-Roc" is going off on a riff. "Roc-Pile be hard as fuck!"

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 16, 2015 10:20 AM (2cS/G)


I love it when Ricky shoots himself while trying to run away from the storage facility's guard dog.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 10:22 AM (zF6Iw)

361 Who cancels out William Shatner?
Khaaaaaan!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2015 10:22 AM (L6/+u)

362 Shania Twain. We're square again


Michael J. Fox. Pay up.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 10:22 AM (BSBT0)

363 Pamela anderson

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:23 AM (zOTsN)

364 The Canadians on SCTV.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2015 10:23 AM (L6/+u)

365 I must watched that one yesterday, MPPPP. So funny.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 16, 2015 10:23 AM (2cS/G)

366 Who cancels out William Shatner?

Stand back..

Posted by: Khan at January 16, 2015 10:23 AM (Ua6T/)

367 I see Charles Cooke's linkie and pic on the allah twitter thread.

Billy Idol!

His songs "Dancing with Myself," and new album title, "Kings & Queens of the Underground" are waaay more appropriate to the current Dictator King.

Is this really him?

A reflective Billy Idol coming to House of Blues

http://tinyurl.com/nc2kysg

Billy Idol
WHEN: 7 p.m. Wednesday
WHERE: House of Blues, 225 Decatur St., New Orleans
TICKETS: $82

Love the House of Blues. Would swing by for this show in a heartbeat if I was down in New Orleans.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2015 10:23 AM (IXrOn)

368 William Shatner needs no cancelling. His State Farm turkey fryer videos are comedy gold.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2015 10:24 AM (iqX2J)

369 Rob Ford

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:24 AM (zOTsN)

370 Ricardo Khan or Cumberpatch Khan?

Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 10:24 AM (GQ8sn)

371 Their cheap shitty beer is better than our cheap, shitty beer, so there's that.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2015 10:24 AM (Spluw)

372 I think it would be kind of cool if politicians were required to sing all their speeches.

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 10:22 AM (evdj2)


I really wish some late night show would play "Cherokee People" when they show Princess Running Joke.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 10:24 AM (zF6Iw)

373 Who cancels out William Shatner?



Mary Pickford or Yvonne DiCarlo.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 10:24 AM (BSBT0)

374 The Obama deep thinkers obviously thought a hashtag diplomacy wasn't aggressive enough of a response and went for the more in-your-face Woodstock Reunion strategy.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 16, 2015 10:24 AM (1BQGO)

375 Anybody remember when Headline News literally was 24/7 30 minute shows of ... headline news?

HLN launched a new show at 10 pm where a guy who got famous on youtube for pranking people ... pranks people.

Stupid youtube pranks on strangers would seem to be the opposite of news.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 10:25 AM (ZPrif)

376 or if politicians always had a herald proceed them.

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 10:25 AM (evdj2)

377 I'm a lifelong James Taylor fan, and I think it's wonderful that he brought the healing power of music to France as they endure a potential anti-muslim backlash.

Even as a Republican, I must admit this administration is much more intellectual and contemplative than their predecessors.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 16, 2015 10:25 AM (Ks4nX)

378
We shall now recite the man prayer:
I'm a man
but I can change,
if i have to,
I guess.

Posted by: Red Green at January 16, 2015 10:21 AM


Quondo Omni Flunkus Moritati

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 10:25 AM (knoK7)

379 William Shatner, Paul Anka, hockey, poutine.

Yeah, Canada is all right.

Posted by: fluffy, eh at January 16, 2015 10:25 AM (Ua6T/)

380 So Kerry brought along JT?

I wonder, did they break out the old bromide about "If you love something set it free. If it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it was never meant to be...yada yada." or however it goes?

'Cause that seems oddly apropos for the current events in Europe.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 16, 2015 10:27 AM (NeFrd)

381 William Shatner, Paul Anka, hockey, poutine.

Yeah, Canada is all right.

Posted by: fluffy, eh at January 16, 2015 10:25 AM (Ua6T/)



Calgary Stampede chicks.

Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 10:27 AM (GQ8sn)

382 And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Ulllrrrich von Lichtenstein!

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 10:28 AM (evdj2)

383 It wasn't just the surprise James Taylor appearance.

Kerry had another secret weapon up his sleeve.

http://tinyurl.com/m29b78b

Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 10:28 AM (noWW6)

384 William Shatner, Paul Anka, hockey, poutine.
Yeah, Canada is all right owes us. Bigtime.



FIFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 10:28 AM (BSBT0)

385 Calgary Stampede chicks.
Posted by: EC

They stampede chicks in Calgary? Who knew?

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2015 10:28 AM (Spluw)

386 Ugh.

I need to move to one of those cities with lots of lithium in the water,

so I can live in a state of nirvana.


As usual with the Orange Worm and the Turdle,

they are already signalling surrender on on their "effort" to derail Obama's amnesty.

And are drawing up a "secret"(wink-wink) plan for comprehensive amnesty.

Yay!

You know, if they're going to ckuf us anyway,

just do it all at once.

Just give us a big ole FU and shout that our vote counts for nothing-

and they're up for driving down wages and destroying middle class America.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2015 10:28 AM (KBvAm)

387 HLN schedule:
6-8 pm Forensic Files - sensational old murders and crimes -- not news
8-9 pm Nancy Grace - sensation current murders and crimes -- news-ish
9-10 pm Dr. Drew -- the loveline and drug guy -- not news
10 -11 pm Jack Vale -- some youtube idiot who pranks people. Opposite of news.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 10:29 AM (ZPrif)

388 Wait! Canada gave us Jay Silverheels. All is forgiven.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 10:29 AM (BSBT0)

389 Their cheap shitty beer is better than our cheap, shitty beer, so there's that.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2015 10:24 AM (Spluw)


***

But our cheap shitty beer is cheaper (and shittier) than both of you pikers.

Posted by: Mexico at January 16, 2015 10:29 AM (NeFrd)

390 Almost 400 posts, safe enough to go off topic.


Any guitar players ? Got a Blues Jr III, need to add a couple pedals. Thinking overdrive, trem, and delay. Thoughts ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2015 10:30 AM (iqX2J)

391 nood
art

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 16, 2015 10:30 AM (qbm3p)

392
20 sleeper cells in Europe they reckon

whats the song for that

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:30 AM (zOTsN)

393 Oh, look at the time.

Heading to the range.



BBL.

D.W.B.H.....
Go fcuk yourself.
In a happy manner

Toodles.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2015 10:31 AM (enGVd)

394
To bolster our true/long time ally status with France, on Monday, the State Department signaled John Kerry would be bringing Barney to Paris to sing:

I love you,

You love me
**********

I love you, you love me
Homosexuality
some people think that we are just friends
but we're really lesbians.

Posted by: Lea hates Peppa Pig but will watch it for freedom (not really) at January 16, 2015 10:31 AM (lIU4e)

395 268 we could bring like James Taylor to sing "You've Got A Friend"

that would be soooo cool
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:57 AM (zOTsN)

james taylor cool? He still has the smell of carlie simon on his lips
-------

If Kerry ever is summoned to visits country after an earthquake he could bring Carole King to sing "I feel the earth move under my feet"268 we could bring like James Taylor to sing "You've Got A Friend"

that would be soooo cool
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 09:57 AM (zOTsN)

james taylor cool? He still has the smell of carlie simon on his lips
-----will he bring Ms. King to sing " I feel the earth move under my feet" if he visits a country after an earthquake? If bringing old musicians to official visits is going to be his "thing" we should help him line up appropriate songs and artists.
"




Posted by: Chilling the most at January 16, 2015 10:31 AM (wWs6x)

396
Taylor sang before for Merkel

so its a retread idiotic idea

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 10:33 AM (zOTsN)

397 Norm Macdonald. (See the sock.)

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2015 10:33 AM (L6/+u)

398 Amateur foreign policy time. Lets crowdsource a pirate radio station, anchor it offshore, and send the French much better music choices. Why should America be represented by people as asinine as John Kerry and his Nantucket neighbor?

Posted by: MTF at January 16, 2015 10:34 AM (6um35)

399 Sure, willow the hoser. eh.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2015 10:34 AM (L6/+u)

400 So Nawlins gets Billy Idol and the MS Gulf Coast gets... Paul Anka


February 28, 2015
IP Casino Resort and Spa, Biloxi, Mississippi

Advantage New Orleans.

PS I saw Billy at IP a couple of years ago; great show.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2015 10:34 AM (pJ2rY)

401 News junkies have the internet now - and Fox and CNN and MSNBC, so much reduced market for headline news now. Wonder what HLN will become next?

Kinda like The Nashville Network started as country, then became TNN, then became Spike TV, which they brand as "guy TV".

During the daytime HLN now does The Daily Share where the hosts "aggregate the best social media news and lifestyle content of the day". So they go on TV and read what's trending on twitter and Facebook and youtube.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 10:34 AM (ZPrif)

402 No idea what to do with ISIS prisoners? Yeah... It seems "no idea what to do with prisoners" is a common them with Mr. Obama: GITMO, Bergdahl, ISIS, Antonio Guerrero, Gerardo Hernandez and Ramon Labanino, ....

Posted by: Manolo at January 16, 2015 10:34 AM (myV+q)

403 Personally, with something as serious as this, I think its time for Lowell George and Little Feat.

Posted by: MTF at January 16, 2015 10:35 AM (6um35)

404 They stampede chicks in Calgary? Who knew?

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2015 10:28 AM (Spluw)



I'd like to "stampede" them.


Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 10:36 AM (GQ8sn)

405 Their cheap shitty beer is better than our cheap, shitty beer, so there's that.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2015 10:24 AM (Spluw)


I disagree with that.

Plus,

Canada is responsible for destroying Sapporo and Asahi beer in the states-

Molson makes them for the US market, and guess what?


Now Sapporo and Asahi beers taste like

moose-fuckin', toque-wearin', french fries with mayonnaise -eatin', goddam spittoon-flavored, frikkin' Molson beer.

Bleh.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2015 10:36 AM (KBvAm)

406 Did Kerry also bring a few cases of Napa Valley Chardonay?

Posted by: eman at January 16, 2015 10:37 AM (MQEz6)

407 We have the Stanley Cup; owned it since 93. Canada owes us nothing.

Come and get it Bitchez!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 16, 2015 10:42 AM (60Vyp)

408 "250
An armed man has surrendered after taking several hostages at a post office north west of Paris.



Despite his significant armoury of an assault rifle and Grenades, it
has been reported the incident was a robbery gone bad, rather than an
act of terrorism.



With the whole Country on alert only a real idiot would try to hold
up Gov. Office. This guy must be the proverbial "last man to know".
Don't be that guy



Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 09:54 AM (Zmw74)"

Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at January 16, 2015 10:45 AM (KDbAT)

409 "You and me, baby, ain't nuthin' but mammals,
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel."

Sec. of State John Kerry, on the state of relations with German leader Angela Merkle.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2015 11:10 AM (l3vZN)

410 Reality On Line 1.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/2014-proves-hottest-on-record-driven-in-part-by-by-climate-change/

Posted by: TommyVee at January 16, 2015 01:39 PM (QBoPa)

411 http://www.cbsnews.com /news/2014-proves-hottest-on-record-driven-in-part-by-by-climate-change/

I guess my records at my house are all wrong. never trust your own lying eyes.

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 01:46 PM (rwI+c)

412 411 Data is not the plural of anecdote. Are your measurements more comprehensive and accurate than NOAA or Japan Meteorological. If you don't understand the difference between localized weather and global climate your "records" are shite.

Posted by: TommyVee at January 16, 2015 02:07 PM (f2stS)

413 Heads up in the echo chamber! The "hiatus" talking point is done, please contact the Koch brothers for new sound bite immediately.

Posted by: TommyVee at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (f2stS)

414 Escort girls http://REGMODELS.RU

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