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Two of UVa's Fraternities Refuse to Sign New Nanny Rules on Parties, Giving, As a Reason, That the Pretext for All This Is a Complete F****ing Hoax

In case that matters anymore.

But you know it doesn't.

So far two University of Virginia fraternities are refusing to sign a new Fraternity Operating Agreement to resume social activities.

Alpha Tau Omega and Kappa Alpha have released nearly identical statements refusing to sign U.Va.’s new requirements that fraternities alter their activities following a two-month suspension on social activities. The new rules require a certain number of fraternity brothers to be sober and present and different places around the house and set limits on what kinds of alcohol can be served and in what containers.

The fraternities state two reasons for their refusal to sign on to these new rules.

The first reason is that U.Va., "for reasons that were found to be untrue, unfairly punished all members of fraternities and sororities." This is in reference to the Rolling Stone article claiming a woman was gang raped at a Phi Kappa Psi party, which resulted in the social activity ban (without any evidence other than the uncorroborated accusation).

"Because we do not accept the validity of a suspension imposed in contravention of the existing FOA, university policy, Virginia law and the constitutional rights of our members, we are not compelled to sign a revised FOA to continue operations on campus," the fraternities wrote in press releases that were put out separately but shared the same language.

They then wrote that Reason Number Two was "Go back and fucking read Reason Number One again, asshole."

Alas, the Leftist State -- which shows its powers in both official government positions as well as quasi-governmental institution -- is beyond law and reason, and will squash you just to demonstrate it can.

But God love ya, boys, for trying.

Posted by: Ace at 05:44 PM




Comments

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1 party on bros

Posted by: tinfoil baby at January 14, 2015 05:45 PM (H3SRF)

2 This makes the sand in my vagina sting

Posted by: Eric Holder at January 14, 2015 05:46 PM (ZdA3v)

3
Hoax brought about change.

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 14, 2015 05:46 PM (+pzpw)

4
Maybe if the fraternities play the muzzy prayer shrieking, they'll be pardoned.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:47 PM (CMkNk)

5 The think FYNQ is rather appropriate ...

Posted by: Adriane the Acronym Critic ... at January 14, 2015 05:47 PM (P+IZm)

6

Just like the Ferguson and NYC hoaxes about phantom "racial police brutality" has brought about change to every police dept in the nation.

Political change via terrorism.

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 14, 2015 05:48 PM (+pzpw)

7 Good for them. It seems more people are standing up these days. I fear the coming battle will be bloody.

Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2015 05:48 PM (MYCIw)

8 Shoot - I lost a day again. or did I gain a day?
is it Rapey Tuesday?

Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 05:49 PM (q6Lzx)

9 Outrage, outrage, outrage, mind raping me

Posted by: Fembots at January 14, 2015 05:49 PM (ZdA3v)

10 Testosterone at last, with justice. Give them hell, boys.

Posted by: Feh at January 14, 2015 05:49 PM (g/zj9)

11 HAHA!

Good for them.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 14, 2015 05:49 PM (OsWis)

12 7 Good for them. It seems more people are standing up these days. I fear the coming battle will be bloody.
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2015 05:48 PM (MYCIw)


I hope so. IYKWIM

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:49 PM (CMkNk)

13 Microbrew agressions?

Posted by: Furious George at January 14, 2015 05:49 PM (UlJ3l)

14 Underdogs.

There is a joke there somewhere.

Good luck young men, good luck.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 05:49 PM (sghFD)

15 8 Shoot - I lost a day again. or did I gain a day?
is it Rapey Tuesday?
Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 05:49 PM (q6Lzx)

Unwelcomed Advances Wednesday

Posted by: MikeH at January 14, 2015 05:50 PM (ZdA3v)

16 Their second reason should've included a big lawsuit against UVA and every individual in their administration for all kinds of reasons.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 05:50 PM (0HooB)

17 Hola frat boiz!
I'm available for a small retainer fee.

PS: I enjoy manspreading

Posted by: Gloria Allred at January 14, 2015 05:50 PM (XzRw1)

18 Good on 'em. I note my own fraternity's chapter there has been quiet thus far. They make me sad.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 14, 2015 05:50 PM (vgIRn)

19 Was it Over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 14, 2015 05:50 PM (/jpU8)

20 Good Luck,

the national organizations will cave and undercut the chapter.

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2015 05:50 PM (k19Aq)

21 Hoaxed but accurate.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 05:51 PM (LA7Cm)

22 "U.Va. spokesman Anthony de Bruyn, in an email to the Washington Examiner, wouldn't comment on the press releases but was hopeful the organizations would eventually sign the FOA."

The proper response would be "FOAD."

Posted by: Feh at January 14, 2015 05:51 PM (g/zj9)

23 If they just admit the crimes they didn't do, then all this pain will so be over!

Trust us!

Posted by: Feminism at January 14, 2015 05:51 PM (0Ew3K)

24 Alas, the Leftist State -- which shows its powers in both official government positions as well as quasi-governmental institution -- is beyond law and reason, and will squash you just to demonstrate it can.
But God love ya, boys, for trying.


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For things like this is the true purpose of lawyers. Stand your ground, frats.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2015 05:51 PM (qbgxo)

25 7 Good for them. It seems more people are standing up these days. I fear the coming battle will be bloody.
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2015 05:48

It will be. It's the old conundrum of pulling off a band aid, fast or slow, it's all gonna hurt. What's your preference?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 05:51 PM (sghFD)

26 The thing that hits me the most starkly, is the fact that collegre students agree with this crap and don't riot. What a bunch of good little commies they are.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at January 14, 2015 05:51 PM (H3SRF)

27 I'd love to see some legal analysis on this issue. Do the frats have a chance?

Of course, how many fraternities and sororities signed the new agreement?

I assume UVA will now ban these two from any on-campus activities -- like recruiting new members. Do they pledge in spring or fall semesters? If it's fall they have half a year to figure this out. If it's spring then UVA can really fuck them over.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 14, 2015 05:52 PM (ZPrif)

28 The failure the sign the new FOA is a micro-aggression and they should be expelled.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 14, 2015 05:52 PM (PvZ8F)

29 @16
I suggest that they refuse to comply on the grounds that Sullivan is ugly.

Posted by: pep at January 14, 2015 05:53 PM (2+u9P)

30 It will be. It's the old conundrum of pulling off a band aid, fast or slow, it's all gonna hurt. What's your preference?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 05:51 PM (sghFD)

reverse lysistrata

Posted by: MikeH at January 14, 2015 05:53 PM (ZdA3v)

31 " If they just admit the crimes they didn't do, then all this pain will so be over! "


So, if they drown, they weren't rapists. If they don't, they are rapists.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 05:53 PM (LA7Cm)

32 Maybe if the fraternities play the muzzy prayer shrieking, they'll be pardoned.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
--------------------
Hope you have a strong stomach.

Duke University has that covered:
USA Update, CSM:
"Duke University announces weekly Muslim call to prayer."

Amplified.

Your Pell Grant $, student loan $, and general Grant $ at work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2015 05:53 PM (vPh3W)

33 26 The thing that hits me the most starkly, is the fact that collegre students agree with this crap and don't riot. What a bunch of good little commies they are.
Posted by: tinfoil baby
__________________________

Thank you for the compliment! Public education is so important. Our children are our future.

Posted by: People with education degrees everywhere at January 14, 2015 05:53 PM (UlJ3l)

34 reverse lysistrata
Posted by: MikeH at January 14, 2015 05:53 PM (ZdA3v)

Never happen.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 14, 2015 05:54 PM (vgIRn)

35 You know deep down that you deserve to be punished, so sign the paper with my special pen.

Posted by: UVA Pres Dolores Umbridge at January 14, 2015 05:54 PM (cbfNE)

36 In other news, as an update, turkish police have raided the turkish newspaper all over a matter of cartoons.

Because freedom.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 14, 2015 05:54 PM (q5APL)

37
14 Underdogs.

There is a joke there somewhere.

Good luck young men, good luck.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 05:49 PM (sghFD)


That BurtTC hopes they lose? Since yesterday he declared hating it when an underdog wins. So therefore he wants UVa to smite these upstarts.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 14, 2015 05:54 PM (z/Ubi)

38 If your the only frat who can throw good parties, recruitment shouldn't be an issue.

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2015 05:55 PM (TETYm)

39 31 " If they just admit the crimes they didn't do, then all this pain will so be over! "


So, if they drown, they weren't rapists. If they don't, they are rapists.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 05:53 PM (LA7Cm)

They turned me into a neut

Posted by: College Male at January 14, 2015 05:55 PM (ZdA3v)

40 " If they just admit the crimes they didn't do, then all this pain will so be over! "

So, if they drown, they weren't rapists. If they don't, they are rapists.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 05:53 PM (LA7Cm)


The important thing is that Social Justice will have been achieved!!1!

Posted by: SOCJUS at January 14, 2015 05:55 PM (0Ew3K)

41 New Rules...based on lies.

Wow. Where have we seen this before?

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2015 05:55 PM (AQysw)

42 You're innocent of all charges. Any lawbreaking that was done was done by those making false accusations against you. Of course, the solution is to further curtail your rights.

Only in contemporary academia can such perversion be taught.

Why does anyone go to Duke now much less pay for it? What an embarrassment.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 14, 2015 05:55 PM (1CroS)

43 32 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2015 05:53 PM (vPh3W)

That's what I was referring to, actually. Loudspeakers with the Marine Corps Hymn and Hava Nagila are needed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 05:55 PM (CMkNk)

44 Rape on Wednesday?



We don't do rape on Wednesday.


Tuesday is rape day. It's in the room-mate agreement.

Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2015 05:55 PM (MDgS8)

45 Forgot link, here 'tis.

Duke University has that covered:
USA Update, CSM:
"Duke University announces weekly Muslim call to prayer."

Amplified.

Your Pell Grant $, student loan $, and general Grant $ at work.


http://tinyurl.com/maydcnl

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2015 05:56 PM (vPh3W)

46 The thing that hits me the most starkly, is the fact that collegre students agree with this crap and don't riot. What a bunch of good little commies they are.
Posted by: tinfoil baby at January 14, 2015 05:51 PM (H3SRF)


----------------------------------------


Indeed they are. That's why my hopes for this country are rather dim.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2015 05:56 PM (qbgxo)

47 Kappa Alpha Order’s statement:

Kappa Alpha Order is not signing the new Fraternity Operating Agreement (FOA) for two reasons:

It was maintained and used as leverage to require the changes to the FOA. Because we do not accept the validity of a suspension imposed in contravention of the existing FOA, university policy, Virginia law and the constitutional rights of our members, we are not compelled to sign a revised FOA to continue operations on campus.

Second, Kappa Alpha Order’s own risk management policies, much like the policies of all national fraternities and sororities, are as strict or more strict than this new FOA. Our chapter will comply with the more restrictive of the policies in its activities. We are concerned that the university’s revision to the FOA may create new liability for individual members of our organizations that is more properly a duty to be borne by the university itself.

Together, these circumstances set a dangerous precedent of an erosion of student and organizational rights.

Kappa Alpha Order fully welcomes the opportunity to work with UVA on continuing dialogue of partnership and risk management education. This should occur on an ongoing basis, not under these pretenses.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 14, 2015 05:56 PM (ZPrif)

48 How has the university president not been fired yet?

Has anyone publicly asked Gov McAwful what he is doing to remove her from the position she abused?

Note I don't expect him to actually do anything...I expect him to take heat for it though....

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2015 05:56 PM (78TbK)

49 You're all guilty. We just haven't caught you yet.

Rapists.

Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2015 05:57 PM (dVmLD)

50 "We don't do rape on Wednesday. "


Maybe he likes rape....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 05:57 PM (LA7Cm)

51 Or Ofra Haza singing Jerusalem of Gold.

http://youtu.be/JH8gtdDA5x0

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2015 05:57 PM (JM0re)

52 Good for them. I hope other fraternities and sororities stand up as well.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at January 14, 2015 05:57 PM (K1SnB)

53 This article explains a bit of how and why:

http://tinyurl.com/q42j4no

gist is that when TS was reinstated one of the first things she did was to put the "communications" department under her personal control...

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 14, 2015 05:57 PM (/jpU8)

54 The thing that hits me the most starkly, is the fact that collegre students agree with this crap and don't riot. What a bunch of good little commies they are.

In fairness, today's kollidge students have been indoctrinated virtually since birth to hate their own country, themselves and Daddy. Add in the feminization of society that allows anything and everything in order to go along to get along, and you have this sort of sheeplish wussification that lets everyone walk all over you all the time.

Even worse, their parents are the same way.

They've never seen boldness or freedom, so they don't have any idea what it is. It's like showing them a rotary phone or a buttonhook.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 05:57 PM (0HooB)

55 31 " If they just admit the crimes they didn't do, then all this pain will so be over! "

Long live Stalin
He loves you
Sing these words
Or you know what he'll do

Posted by: pep at January 14, 2015 05:57 PM (2+u9P)

56 Whops! RE "Why does anyone go to Duke now much less pay for it? What an embarrassment."

Substitute UVa for Duke.

Wait. Duke lacrosse team.

No, original point still stands.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 14, 2015 05:58 PM (1CroS)

57 Shoot - I lost a day again. or did I gain a day?
is it Rapey Tuesday?
Posted by: shredded chi



What daaaay is it??

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 05:58 PM (8n4w5)

58 You're innocent of all charges. Any lawbreaking that was done was done by those making false accusations against you. Of course, the solution is to further curtail your rights.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 14, 2015 05:55 PM (1CroS)


Works for us!

Posted by: European leaders imposing harsher "hate speech" codes at January 14, 2015 05:58 PM (0Ew3K)

59 So the frats had a Fraternity Operating Agreement with UVA. UVA suspended all fraternities -- in violation of the existing FOA -- and is now demanding that the fraternities sign a new, more onerous FOA in order to be re-instated and have their suspension lifted.

All as punishment for a fake rape hoax written up in a magazine.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 14, 2015 05:58 PM (ZPrif)

60 And they can't figure out why male enrollment in universities is down and female enrollment is up. Just spend 4 yrs there and roll up a huge debt, then when you join society it will be the same, right?

Posted by: tinfoil baby at January 14, 2015 05:58 PM (H3SRF)

61 The thing that hits me the most starkly, is the fact that collegre students agree with this crap and don't riot. What a bunch of good little commies they are.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at January 14, 2015 05:51 PM (H3SRF)


Go ahead and riot. The entire force of the university and state government will come down on you like a ton of bricks. This ain't the free speech 1960's.

The protesting socialists from the 1960's are now in charge. They learned their lessons, and there is NO WAY they will allow anyone to use their own tactics against them. They will crush anyone that tries.

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2015 05:58 PM (k19Aq)

62 The frat might get away with it if the national organization is suing UVA. They might end up settling anyway, and turfing the new FOA would just be one of the requirements for dismissing the suit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2015 05:59 PM (3CiXB)

63 If your the only frat who can throw good parties, recruitment shouldn't be an issue.
Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2015 05:55 PM (TETYm)


-------------------------------------


Heh. The truth will set them free. Campus activities be damned.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2015 05:59 PM (qbgxo)

64 We don't do rape on Wednesday.




Wednesdays are consensual. Hump day!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 05:59 PM (8n4w5)

65 Way to go KA, I could've guessed they might have said FU.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 14, 2015 05:59 PM (q5APL)

66 Perry Mason wouldn't stand for this shit.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 14, 2015 06:00 PM (XzRw1)

67
Just sign this pledge...

Just obey our orders...

all your troubles and worries will go away...

you're utopian society is waiting for you...

just over there --------->

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 14, 2015 06:00 PM (+pzpw)

68 Rich white frat golfers just came on the face of college admin. Belushi would be proud.

Posted by: redenzo at January 14, 2015 06:00 PM (WCnJW)

69 To their credit, they did offer to have their members line up to do Tequila shots off of President Sullivan boobehs.

Posted by: Roy at January 14, 2015 06:00 PM (fWLrt)

70 Parents can stop this shit with one phone call.

Posted by: eman at January 14, 2015 06:00 PM (24vvc)

71 59 You're innocent of all charges. Any lawbreaking that was done was done by those making false accusations against you. Of course, the solution is to further curtail your rights.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel

It's the American way. The new American way. Kinda like new coke

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 06:01 PM (K4xGQ)

72 Forcing women to wear burqas might also reduce rape. 'Islam is so Progressive!'
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney



Who is socking MUMR? That makes sense and will cause lefty heads to explode.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 06:02 PM (8n4w5)

73 The frat is saying you illegally suspended us and we are within our rights to continue to operate under the old FOA. UVA is saying, nuh-uh.

UVA can make life hard on the frat.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 14, 2015 06:02 PM (ZPrif)

74 Parents can stop this shit with one phone call.

Not any more. Cash flows from the taxpayers (via the Feds).
That's who needs the sucking up to.

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 14, 2015 06:02 PM (/jpU8)

75 "Why does anyone go to Duke now much less pay for it? What an embarrassment."
"How has the university president not been fired yet?"


No shit. And your basketball players are rapists too. (Probably not...but they could be...)

Posted by: Kentucky Wildcat Fan who HATES DUKE at January 14, 2015 06:02 PM (Xg82m)

76 The frat might get away with it if the national organization is suing
UVA. They might end up settling anyway, and turfing the new FOA would
just be one of the requirements for dismissing the suit.


That's one way to go.

Another is some animal house style protests demanding what's-her-face to resign.

Posted by: Methos at January 14, 2015 06:02 PM (A6vWB)

77 73 Forcing women to wear burqas might also reduce rape. 'Islam is so Progressive!'
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney

Who is socking MUMR? That makes sense and will cause lefty heads to explode.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 06

My thoughts exactly. Or it could be the broken clock theory

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 06:03 PM (K4xGQ)

78 It's the American way. The new American way. Kinda like new coke
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 06:01 PM (K4xGQ)

or Schiltz beer

Posted by: MikeH at January 14, 2015 06:03 PM (ZdA3v)

79 Parents can stop this shit with one phone call.


To their lawyers.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 06:03 PM (8n4w5)

80 I thought the provision in the new FOA for broken glass tables was a nice touch.

Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2015 06:03 PM (dVmLD)

81 Fuck the college admin. Lawyer up and sue the fuck out of Dean Wormer and his whole fucking tribe.

And if you step on our rights WE will sue every one of you individually.

Posted by: redenzo at January 14, 2015 06:04 PM (WCnJW)

82 No cash if no students.

Keep your kid at home for two years and let the colleges wilt.

Posted by: eman at January 14, 2015 06:04 PM (24vvc)

83 "or Schiltz beer"


Yack...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 06:04 PM (LA7Cm)

84 The Prophet Ace,

Take a look at the sidebar item about the Mohammedan call to prayer that is to be broadcast at Duke every Friday.

It is the same mindset.

They are in a race to be the first to pay Jizya.

Posted by: Shape-Shifting Jew (CBD) at January 14, 2015 06:04 PM (Zu3d9)

85 80 Parents can stop this shit with one phone call.


To their lawyers.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 06:03 PM (8n4w5)

How about a nice audit

Posted by: irs at January 14, 2015 06:04 PM (ZdA3v)

86 "They turned me into a neut

Posted by: College Male at January 14, 2015 05:55 PM (ZdA3v) "

You don't know how right you are

Posted by: Serbian Orthodox lurker at January 14, 2015 06:05 PM (fUjxW)

87 What daaaay is it??

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 05:58 PM (8n4w5)
------------------
Oh my - was that a Morris Day reference?

Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 06:05 PM (q6Lzx)

88 It's the American way. The new American way. Kinda like new coke Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 06:01 PM (K4xGQ)

or Schiltz beer
Posted by: MikeH at January 14, 2015 06:03 PM (ZdA3v)


---------------------------------------


I think it's more like Zima.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2015 06:05 PM (qbgxo)

89 'Eight days a week
I raa-AA-aa-aa-pe you.

Eight rapes a week
Is not enough to show I care...'

Posted by: Lennon/mccartney at January 14, 2015 06:05 PM (10HVu)

90 "Lawyer up and sue the fuck out of Dean Wormer and his whole fucking tribe. "

Actually, the only reason this blew up in TS's face (yeah, she was the main problem) was because of the number of UVA law grads in DC...

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 14, 2015 06:05 PM (/jpU8)

91 No shit. And your basketball players are rapists too. (Probably not...but they could be...)

Duke players aren't any better than other schools' players. I forget the name of the former Pacer who beat up his girlfriend for not wanting an abortion, but he went to Duke.

Coach K's a decent guy, does stuff for our troops, but a good teacher can only do so much.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 14, 2015 06:06 PM (ZKzrr)

92
beedee beedee beedee, good shot, Buck!

Posted by: Alternate Reality Reflective Soothsayer at January 14, 2015 06:07 PM (+pzpw)

93 I wouldn't let the average tenured prof teach my dog to sit, let alone have the ability to influence my child.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at January 14, 2015 06:07 PM (H3SRF)

94 How about a nice audit
Posted by: irs



How does Border Patrol Agent 250 miles outside of Nogales sound under President Cruz?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 06:08 PM (8n4w5)

95 Reggie Love went to Duke.
NTTAWWT...., or perhaps there is...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2015 06:08 PM (vPh3W)

96  "Why does anyone go to Duke now much less pay for it? What an embarrassment." 
"How has the university president not been fired yet?" 
------------------
Well, they could do like UVA & fire the head prog - only to have her re-instated by the board of whatever.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 06:08 PM (q6Lzx)

97 89,

Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 14, 2015 06:08 PM (OsWis)

98 All as punishment for a fake rape hoax written up in a magazine.

It's as though the entire planet has gone completely nuts in the span of a year or two.

WTF is wrong with these people?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 06:08 PM (0HooB)

99 Coach K's a decent guy, does stuff for our troops, but a good teacher can only do so much.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 14, 2015 06:06 PM (ZKzrr)

they're adults, they can vote, they are culpable for their actions. if they screw up it starts with the parents

Posted by: MikeH at January 14, 2015 06:08 PM (ZdA3v)

100 EAT ME

Posted by: This Year's Alpha Tau Omega Homecoming Parade Float Theme at January 14, 2015 06:09 PM (ZxV1A)

101 How ya doing, chi?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 14, 2015 06:09 PM (OsWis)

102 Oh my - was that a Morris Day reference?




Geico camel commercial.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 06:09 PM (8n4w5)

103 The reason the mumr comment looks like it makes sense is because the dumbass only repeats one phrase every time. If it was like it used to be and he posted 30 one line comments the idiocy would eventually show up.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 14, 2015 06:09 PM (BA7fi)

104

or Schiltz beer
Posted by: MikeH at January 14, 2015 06:03 PM (ZdA3v)

Both gut wrenching. Muzzies the religion that made milwaukee famous

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 06:09 PM (K4xGQ)

105 102,

LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 14, 2015 06:09 PM (OsWis)

106 >>I suggest that they refuse to comply on the grounds that Sullivan is ugly.

Posted by: pep

Or that they couldn't sign it if they wanted to because her FUPA is covering up the signature line.

Posted by: Aviator at January 14, 2015 06:10 PM (3rrMW)

107 It would be nice if there were a politician out there stating something about putting an end to treating all our sons as rapists and all our daughters incapable of surviving life without the government holding their hand.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 14, 2015 06:10 PM (BA7fi)

108 they're adults, they can vote, they are culpable for their actions. if they screw up it starts with the parents
Posted by: MikeH at January 14, 2015

Parents can lead, counsel, set examples. But afterall we are all individual with free will. I know crappy parent with great kids and vice versa

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 06:11 PM (K4xGQ)

109 103

I'm doing well SMFH. You?
I'm drinking early and eating apple turnovers & ice cream for dinner.

I almost feel like a kid left home alone instead of a 47 yr old bachelor.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 06:12 PM (q6Lzx)

110 The Left took over the Academy in the Gramscian Long March through the institutions.

This is the tangible result. No courage, honor or dignity. If they won't fight back now when the stakes are low, do you expect them to fight when the going gets tough?
It's like that story that Zombie told this afternoon of the women tutor in San Francisco. She knew what would have been 'right', but has been bred to be a coward about race and principles. In the end, she ran away in terror.

When there is no place to run away, what happens? The smell of piss and fear.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at January 14, 2015 06:12 PM (RFeQD)

111 For RedMindBlueState, see if this gets past the firewall -
http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10260137

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2015 06:12 PM (JM0re)

112 When it comes to fraternities and liberal administrations it's hard not to admire Kissinger's remark that it's too bad they can't both lose.

Posted by: Caliban at January 14, 2015 06:12 PM (3GFMN)

113 Am I the only one that wonders what God mumr blesses? Thorazine is my best guess.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at January 14, 2015 06:13 PM (H3SRF)

114
wow Steven Soderbergh has a lot of time on his hands

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 14, 2015 06:13 PM (+pzpw)

115 I almost feel like a kid left home alone instead of a 47 yr old bachelor.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 06:12 PM (q6Lzx)


----------------------------------------


Get off my lawn!

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2015 06:13 PM (qbgxo)

116 Parents can lead, counsel, set examples. But afterall we are all individual with free will. I know crappy parent with great kids and vice versa
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 06:11 PM (K4xGQ)

Of course, the parents have to be there in the first place. But, you're right some kids are just bad apples and there's nothing you can do with them except get them out of the house as fast as possible

Posted by: MikeH at January 14, 2015 06:13 PM (ZdA3v)

117 My wife asks why I like AoSHQ, and I tell her that "It's like an adult frat house."


Frat Solidarity!

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 14, 2015 06:13 PM (HBAcW)

118 >>>>> today's kollidge students have been indoctrinated virtually since birth
to hate their own country, themselves and Daddy. Add in the
feminization of society that allows anything and everything in order to
go along to get along<<<<<

It has occurred to me that we are living in the unholy bastard love child reality show of a mating between The Prisoner and Zardoz.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 14, 2015 06:14 PM (M6Vhk)

119 When there is no place to run away, what happens? The smell of piss and fear.



Smells like.......victory!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 06:14 PM (8n4w5)

120 "...the Pretext for All This Is a Complete F****ing Hoax"

Like...Global Warming.

And Obamacare.

In fact, most of what the Left wants to impose on us is based on hoaxes.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2015 06:14 PM (AQysw)

121 112,

Ha! I'm doing some reading on Hawaiian mythology for a homework assignment.

I'm still trying to wrap my head around a muslim call to prayer at Duke. After reading the sidebar, not so surprising after all.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 14, 2015 06:15 PM (OsWis)

122 At least let me finish pissing on your azaleas, Soona...

Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 06:15 PM (q6Lzx)

123 Je Suis Charley Fratboy! Go long, Lamda Sigma Delta!

Posted by: NotClauswitz at January 14, 2015 06:15 PM (B9V7e)

124 112 103
I almost feel like a kid left home alone instead of a 47 yr old bachelor.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 06

Cmon over for dinner, smoked spare ribs, red beans & rice & cole slaw. Bring the turnovers & The Min Pin

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 06:15 PM (K4xGQ)

125 " "It's like an adult frat house."



!!!!!!!!



Really. Then I've got a little piece of paper here I need you all to sign.

Posted by: Dean Vagdrippings at January 14, 2015 06:16 PM (LA7Cm)

126
hoaxes and cartoons

We live in interesting times, indeed.

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 14, 2015 06:16 PM (+pzpw)

127 "Never let a crisis go to waste..." fraking scum

Posted by: MikeH at January 14, 2015 06:17 PM (ZdA3v)

128 Franz Kafka, pick up the courtesy phone...

Posted by: Master of Allusion at January 14, 2015 06:17 PM (DEtB+)

129 "Hoax brought about change."

Hoax and Change, bitches!

Posted by: Barak Obola at January 14, 2015 06:17 PM (dcY7v)

130 simple solution:

suspend University of Virginia President Teresa A. Sullivan until she can explain why she suspended the rights and privileges of the Greek houses on completely unsubstantiated charges.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 14, 2015 06:17 PM (e8kgV)

131 how many of these muslim students are gonna drop and pray at the call to prayer

or is this just to show they can force it

btw the muslim student association is part of CAIR

the brown shirt part

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 14, 2015 06:17 PM (zOTsN)

132 26 The thing that hits me the most starkly, is the fact that collegre students agree with this crap and don't riot. What a bunch of good little commies they are.
Posted by: tinfoil baby
__________________________

Thank you for the compliment! Public education is so important. Our children are our future.
Posted by: People with education degrees everywhere at January 14, 2015 05:53 PM (UlJ3l)

Listened to Rush for a bit this afternoon. Woman called in to praise the Rush Revere books and also to tell Rush about how her 8th grade daughter has a bunch of classmates who refuse to say the pledge of allegiance every morning at school because they have been told and believe the pledge is propaganda.....

We do have a lot of people living here who hate this country. How else would a 13-14 year old be convinced that the pledge of allegiance is actually a right wing propaganda tool?

Posted by: Jen the original at January 14, 2015 06:18 PM (kF3VB)

133 "It's like an adult frat house."

What about the 'ettes? Because I am NOT joining a sorority, not even a fake one.

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at January 14, 2015 06:18 PM (ThxKk)

134 At least let me finish pissing on your azaleas, Soona...
Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 06:15 PM (q6Lzx)


-------------------------------------


That's okay. They're fake. I stole them from the cemetery.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2015 06:18 PM (qbgxo)

135 What if there was a rapin' and nobody came.

Posted by: Havedash at January 14, 2015 06:19 PM (ZlE0f)

136 we are the sweethearts of Alpha Omega Sigma

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 14, 2015 06:19 PM (zOTsN)

137 OT The ginger taking bids at the Barrett Jackson auction on Velocity is stealing souls for cars!

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 14, 2015 06:20 PM (WB7ke)

138 In fact, most of what the Left wants to impose on us is based on hoaxes.
Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2015 06:14 PM (AQysw)

The hoaxes are created to impose the left's idea of utopia. Their spokesperson, Mr.Obamacare, explained that American's are too stupid to willingly accept what is good for all, so therefore must be fooled and lied into accepting it.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 14, 2015 06:20 PM (kF3VB)

139 110
It would be nice if there were a politician out there stating something
about putting an end to treating all our sons as rapists and all our
daughters incapable of surviving life without the government holding
their hand.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 14, 2015 06:10 PM (BA7fi)

This!

Posted by: Old Blue at January 14, 2015 06:21 PM (vVSOO)

140 Boys, this is going in your permanent record. I don't think you know how serious that is.

Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2015 06:21 PM (go5uR)

141 Cmon over for dinner, smoked spare ribs, red beans & rice & cole slaw. Bring the turnovers & The Min Pin

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 06:15 PM (K4xGQ)
------------------
I truly appreciate the offer but I'm about 12 percent body fat - I think my blood would freeze solid before I reached the state line. Hang a rib out the window & I'm sure Tucker will find his way there on his own, though.

I do love me some red beans & rice, though. Hmmm...

Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 06:21 PM (q6Lzx)

142 The fact that you are supporting fraternities who did not commit any crimes makes you complicit in all future fake rapes.

Posted by: Lefty Mc Lefterson at January 14, 2015 06:21 PM (Mn2TM)

143 we call those "mixers"

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 14, 2015 06:22 PM (zOTsN)

144 Thank goodness you can still buy bacon in Charlottesville. But for how long?

Posted by: Pork Glorification Front at January 14, 2015 06:22 PM (6um35)

145 we are the sweethearts of Alpha Omega Sigma

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 14, 2015 06:19 PM (zOTsN)
All right. Only if I'm not expected to giggle inanely and form little cliques, lest I be shunned by the others.
(Full Disclosure: I was never in a sorority and the closest contact I had with one was working with the Sigma Alpha ladies, but even they were irritating.)

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at January 14, 2015 06:24 PM (ThxKk)

146 136 "It's like an adult frat house."
-------
What about the 'ettes? Because I am NOT joining a sorority, not even a fake one.

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at January 14, 2015 06:18 PM (ThxKk)
------------------
I certainly would - did anyone else just have a "Bosum Buddies" flashback?
Hello? Donna Dixon?

Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 06:24 PM (q6Lzx)

147 Move along corgis

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 14, 2015 06:24 PM (WB7ke)

148 We do have a lot of people living here who hate this country. How else would a 13-14 year old be convinced that the pledge of allegiance is actually a right wing propaganda tool?

It actually started as a Progressive thing, back in the 19th century....

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2015 06:24 PM (B/yEP)

149 >>Do they pledge in spring or fall semesters?

It's spring.

I know that because Jackie said the rape by the pledge class happened in fall, which means that the administration of UVA had to know it was a lie from the start.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 14, 2015 06:25 PM (0xTsz)

150
We learned recently that all black men have "the talk" with their sons.

"The talk" is when they say, "Son, be careful out there, the police treat you differently because you're black, and they might even shoot you for it."

So now all white men need to have "the talk" with their sons before they go off to college: "Son, be careful. Because you're a white boy at college, you'll often be suspected of and sometimes accused of rape."

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 14, 2015 06:25 PM (+pzpw)

151 I am bringing Marie Harf to the next Pig Party.

Posted by: Garrett at January 14, 2015 06:25 PM (10HVu)

152 Oberlin college leads the country in fake rapes and hate crimes. They are the Ohio St of bullshit. National champions.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at January 14, 2015 06:26 PM (H3SRF)

153 Since the whole premise is false, I'd love to see the two frats pull an Alan Dershowitz response.
The brown stinky smell in the Admin building would be classic.

Posted by: David ibin bin Duke at January 14, 2015 06:27 PM (08Znv)

154 You think the UVA frat rules-based-on-a-hoax is bad?

The funniest thing that happened in a similar vein recently was on the campus of Berkeley High School:

About 3 or 4 months ago, two African-American students "found a moose hanging from a tree on campus," and just about needed CPR to revive them from their Delicate Sensibilities Being Offended.

Within ONE HOUR, the Dean of Students (or someone with a similar title) himself issued a list of demands as a result of the "incident": anti-racism training for all white students, MORE MONEY for the black student union, a citywide day of silence and repentance, etc. etc.

This was the students demanding this -- it was the school administration itself -- demanding it of itself!

Question: how did they have the list of demands ready, all printed up, so quickly?

That alone should have set off numerous red flags, but the kicker came when some paper finally published a photo of the "noose":

It was a piece of string loosely and haphazardly entangled on a branch.

Probably from a balloon or something.

Really, there's nothing left to say at this point.

Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2015 06:28 PM (K4YiS)

155 UGH

Crucial typo:

students "found a moose hanging from a tree on campus

=

students "found a NOOSE hanging from a tree on campus

But moose is funnier, I admit.

Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2015 06:28 PM (K4YiS)

156 zombie,

Thanks for clearing that up...I was wondering, "how is a moose racist?"

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 14, 2015 06:30 PM (OsWis)

157 >>But moose is funnier, I admit.

No it isn't.

Posted by: The Moose at January 14, 2015 06:30 PM (0xTsz)

158 Yes it is.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 14, 2015 06:31 PM (0xTsz)

159 Had the moose been drinking?

Posted by: pep at January 14, 2015 06:31 PM (2+u9P)

160 wait...

Wasn't there a moose hanging from a tree pic on the ONT the other night?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 14, 2015 06:31 PM (OsWis)

161 I wonder if any of these racial agitators ever recall that hanging was a common form of execution for many centuries and not something unique to the KKK?

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2015 06:32 PM (B/yEP)

162 But moose is funnier, I admit.

I don't think it'd make any difference to those imbeciles.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 06:33 PM (0HooB)

163 YOu guys ever seen the video of the moose humping a moose statute.

repeatedly.

every day. ah, it's the little things in life...

Posted by: prescient11 at January 14, 2015 06:33 PM (q5APL)

164 I saw the video of the elephant fucking a car to death.

You almost have to feel sorry for the occupants.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 14, 2015 06:34 PM (OsWis)

165 Now you see we are not bad guys. Moose and Squirrel are racist.

Posted by: Boris and Natasha at January 14, 2015 06:35 PM (GuwT9)

166 54 The thing that hits me the most starkly, is the fact that collegre students agree with this crap and don't riot. What a bunch of good little commies they are.

Well one big factor is the timing. The whole Rolling Stone fiasco blew up in early to mid-December which means most students were busy with final exams and then left for Christmas break so the lack of riots probably reflects that more than any agreement with the policy.

Posted by: Maetenloch at January 14, 2015 06:35 PM (pAlYe)

167 165,

Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 14, 2015 06:35 PM (OsWis)

168 I would guess many of their parents are attorneys and are pushing back.

Heh.

Posted by: PJ at January 14, 2015 06:36 PM (cHuNI)

169 @155 students "found a moose hanging from a tree on campus
-----------------------

A moose once bit my sister.

Posted by: junior at January 14, 2015 06:36 PM (UWFpX)

170 I was wondering, "how is a moose racist?"

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 14, 2015 06:30 PM (OsWis)

Proof positive that you are a racist.

Posted by: Shape-Shifting Jew (CBD) at January 14, 2015 06:39 PM (Zu3d9)

171 I'm not all that up to speed with the shape-shifting jew meme...

Is it something I need to ask the ex-bf about? He's jewish, you see...and that's something I'd like to know, just in case we're not friends anymore...

Seriously, who came up with that bullshit? Or do I really need to ask...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 14, 2015 06:41 PM (OsWis)

172 I, for one, would never race a Moose.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 14, 2015 06:44 PM (RzZOc)

173 Grey fox @ 148- Pledge Of Allegiance
These days when pledging, I usually say ' I pledge allegiance to the Constitution of the United States and to the Republic for which it stands. One nation under GOD, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.' Get some strange looks.

Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2015 06:53 PM (go5uR)

174 I was definitely thinking of the drunk moose!

Posted by: Lea - Marco? Polo! at January 14, 2015 06:55 PM (/bd0t)

175 >>"how is a moose racist?"

moose-chelle

Posted by: Aviator at January 14, 2015 07:00 PM (3rrMW)

176 They are on Triple Secret Probation as of now Mister!

Posted by: Doug at January 14, 2015 07:01 PM (dZGNV)

177 "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a radical jihadist out of my hat!"

"That's not a jihadist, Bullwinkle--that's a Violent Extremist!"

Posted by: jakeman at January 14, 2015 07:03 PM (Wq40h)

178 141. Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 06:21 PM (q6Lzx)

Hey buddy I'm horizontally challenged. The invite is always extended

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 07:09 PM (cAlVr)

179 Good, fuck those fascists.

Posted by: Mortis at January 14, 2015 07:28 PM (kGXNb)

180 One son a KA, one son an ATO. Both frats started at Washington and Lee. Shh don't mention Lee ran the Army of Northern Virginia, might piss someone off.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2015 07:53 PM (0FSuD)

181 Uh huh.

"Bell said he's sorry, is no longer a terrorist recruit, wants to start a family and get his MBA in how to combat terrorism."

http://t.co/zWfUWd7FPY

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2015 07:56 PM (DmNpO)

182 Greetings:

How about the fraternities presenting the UNiversity with a new University Operating Agreement that includes "the University must refrain from taking hoax-based actions".

Posted by: 11B40 at January 14, 2015 08:05 PM (yMbU8)

183 suspension imposed in contravention of the existing FOA,

Pray I do not alter the FOA again!

Posted by: Darth Sullivan at January 14, 2015 08:11 PM (brIR5)

184
That's what I was referring to, actually. Loudspeakers with the Marine Corps Hymn and Hava Nagila are needed.

Will they also in bells for the Angelus?

Posted by: Fox2! at January 14, 2015 08:13 PM (brIR5)

185 Hoax and change.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2015 08:15 PM (oKE6c)

186 a citywide day of silence

Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2015 06:28 PM (K4YiS)



In Berkeley I'd be all for that one myself.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2015 08:17 PM (oKE6c)

187 A moose bit my sister once...

Posted by: squeegee at January 14, 2015 09:13 PM (HPNqc)

188 Mynd you moose bites can be pretty nasti

Posted by: squeegee at January 14, 2015 09:24 PM (HPNqc)

189 Escort girls http://REGMODELS.RU

Posted by: Tina at January 14, 2015 09:27 PM (SZfbg)

190 In Texas, in addition to the Pledge of Allegiance to the US flag, we also have a Pledge of Allegiance to the Texas flag. Seriously. And the kids say it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 14, 2015 09:48 PM (C3KwS)

191 install a muzzie themed frat called Alpha-goatrapingbitchslappingsuicidebombingjournalistbeheadingairplanehijacking Tau. Watch the $ roll in.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 14, 2015 11:31 PM (gfjCy)

192 Thanks for clearing that up...I was wondering, "how is a moose racist?"

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE MOVE INTO HARLEM OR SOUTH CENTRAL? HAH? HAVE, YOU MISTAH MAN?!

Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 15, 2015 02:01 AM (XO6WW)

193 My son is KA; I love their response.

Posted by: LASue at January 15, 2015 04:59 AM (BkBmj)

194 163
YOu guys ever seen the video of the moose humping a moose statute.



repeatedly.



every day. ah, it's the little things in life...

*
*
"I'll take the moose to the party. I'll ditch him at the party . . . it wouldn't be my responsibility!"

Posted by: Woody Allen, ca. 1964 at January 15, 2015 01:21 PM (qYSXZ)

195 194 "I'll take the moose to the party. I'll ditch him at the party . . . it wouldn't be my responsibility!"
Posted by: Woody Allen, ca. 1964 at January 15, 2015 01:21 PM (qYSXZ)

"Wild Moose Party" The Cosmopolitans, 1980

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3j2ay4UyqM

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 03:52 PM (CMkNk)

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