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Advertise Here! Support Contact Ace: aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Syndicate this site (XML) Powered by Movable Type	Morning Thread (1-14-15) Je Suis Running Late. AoSHQ Weekly Podcast \| Stitcher \| Download \| Ask The Blog \| Archives Posted by: Andy at 07:03 AM Comments (Jump to bottom of comments) 1 Good Morning Morons. Today is Wednesday, January 14, 2015. On this day in 1639 the Fundamental Orders, considered by many historians to be the first written constitution that created a government, was adopted in Connecticut. That document is an interesting read considering what the courts have ruled our current constitution means as far as what the separation of church and State means. Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny) 2 I guess this is what those liberal idiots were talking about yesterday when they referenced Christian terrorists. A former Ohio country club bartender, who told authorities that he was Jesus Christ, threatened to murder House Speaker John Boehner last fall because he believed the Ohio congressman was responsible for Ebola, according to records made available Tuesday. http://tinyurl.com/pbkht5r Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny) 3 The WH is now dumping on WH aids for him not being notified of the march in Paris. First it was the SS and security, which the SS denied, now he is spinning on WH aides. And he continues to take a lot of flack on this one. http://tinyurl.com/pble2ys Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny) 4 ISIS savages use a 10 year old boy to execute two Russian "spies". Perhaps they are not aware that Russia is not ruled by a pussy who will conform to PC crap and who doesn't give a shit about islam. http://tinyurl.com/nvxrdx8 Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny) 5 Morning Vic. Posted by: Bayou City at January 14, 2015 07:04 AM (AJrbR) 6 Seattle dog regularly takes city bus to the park; without his owner. http://tinyurl.com/ocqmet7 Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:05 AM (wlDny) 7 Yo Time for Vic news Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 14, 2015 07:05 AM (vW8Mk) 8 Stupid woman gets out of the car to take one child into a day care center, leaves her purse and other 3 year old child in the car with it unlocked and running. Of course everyone on earth is honest and good and nothing bad will happen. Luckily the child was recovered unharmed. Maybe she though she had done time travel back to the 50s. http://tinyurl.com/o9hc44x Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:05 AM (wlDny) 9 DAY 799 664 to go (737 to Inauguration Day 2017) Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:05 AM (CMkNk) 10 A jailed sex offender Democrat resigned his seat and his Party and ran again as an independent; and won handily. I am sad for this country. He avoided a felony conviction through a plea bargain, which is another whole can of worms in our failed justice system. He also has a long record of other misconduct and has managed to avoid any felony conviction, which would have barred him from running in VA. He has also been disbarred and that takes some doing now-a-days. He represents a minority majority district. http://tinyurl.com/lf7q6ha Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:05 AM (wlDny) 11 Republican Senators introduce a bill to prevent Obama from transferring any more terrorists out of GITMO. Mostly these are the normal RINOs and Kelly Ayotte who has been a disappointment. Of course Obama will veto this one too. http://tinyurl.com/n3u6z9d Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:05 AM (wlDny) 12 Good morning, fellow shape-shifting Yids. We got more world-corrupting to do. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:05 AM (CMkNk) 13 Hands up don't shoot. A police chief (ex now) in a small town in SC (Eutawville pop 632) was tried for murder after shooting an unarmed black who he was trying to serve a warrant on. The trial resulted in a hung jury. There will be a retrial and I note there has been no rioting; so far. http://tinyurl.com/kzqkkhd Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:05 AM (wlDny) 14 TFG deserves every bit of flack he's getting. So do all the other admin assholes. Posted by: Bayou City at January 14, 2015 07:05 AM (AJrbR) 15 Ted Cruz feeding red meat to the base. He wants to abolish the IRS, go to a flat tax, and put all 110,000 IRS employees on the Southern border, presumably as border patrol agents. He has acknowledged that this would be impossible now with Obama in office. Hey Ted, unless you get the nod instead of all the squishes the RNCe is pushing it will be impossible after Obama. http://tinyurl.com/ml3tac5 Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:06 AM (wlDny) 16 Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's lawyers want to use the Paris terror attack as an excuse to delay his trial. Piss on all of them. http://tinyurl.com/kj82gjz Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:06 AM (wlDny) 17 The soldier who had recently returned from West Africa and found dead near a pool of vomit has tested negative for Ebola officials said. I am not sure I trust that statement. http://tinyurl.com/mt3lgfs Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:06 AM (wlDny) 18 DHS is on a "hiring spree" but they still don't think they can meet Obama's ambitious amnesty schedule. They should be on a "blue flu" schedule because this shit should cease as soon as that criminal is out of office. http://tinyurl.com/l7ujuwr Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:06 AM (wlDny) 19 JIMMY CARTER: Please drop dead and burn in Hell? Thanks, Humanity Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:07 AM (CMkNk) 20 Dodge introduces its new Ram Rebel pickup truck with two powerful engine options (both hemis). http://tinyurl.com/octmrmu Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:07 AM (wlDny) 21 PS: Take Jon Leibowitz with you. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:07 AM (CMkNk) 22 9 year old boy arrested for failing to appear in court for stealing a pack of gum. He was later released. Amazing that they arrest a 9 year old for stealing a pack of gum in Idaho while big blue cities allow yoots to mass raid stores, trash them, and steal a lot of stuff without any charges even being made. http://tinyurl.com/octmrmu Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:07 AM (wlDny) 23 The Mayor of Syracuse, NY is under fire for appointing a member of the racist nation of islam organization to the local school board. What would be the outcry if that small SC town above appointed a member of the KKK to their school board? http://tinyurl.com/lfg945x Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:07 AM (wlDny) 24 The Atlanta Christian terrorist who was fired for writing a book some accused of being homophobic (Gaystapo at work again) is getting support from a lot of other Christian terrorists. His firing proves that the new PC is all things gay and it even trumps the race card. And look at this statement from the NYT: The Times went on to argue that while Cochran is free to believe whatever he wants there are limits to where he can believe and still maintain gainful employment in the public arena. So according to the NYT he is guilty of "thought crimes". It is fine to appoint a "public" employee to a school board in NY that is a member of a racist organization but is a terrible thing to have a devout Christian as a fire chief in Atlanta. http://tinyurl.com/pdf84t8 Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:08 AM (wlDny) 25 Kurt Bush is crazy. One wonders if NASCAR should keep allowing him to drive. http://tinyurl.com/lfpv8ld Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:08 AM (wlDny) 26 A Jewish owned business in Washington is being threatened with death from so-called ISIS militants (once again the news will not use the terrorist word). http://tinyurl.com/mmbmbpl Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:08 AM (wlDny) 27 Mitt will attend the big RNCe meeting in San Diego. http://tinyurl.com/ox3fg84 Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:08 AM (wlDny) 28 AND; the Fat Man is setting up a PAC to eat the 2016 Presidential race. http://tinyurl.com/ke86xyl Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:09 AM (wlDny) 29 Another useless study finds that exposure to WiFi is hazardous to children. What pisses me off is the press is always ready to publish this crap with no evidence of how the study was conducted or its internals. Of course most press people don't have the foggiest idea of how to do that anyway. http://tinyurl.com/kqyc7y3 Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:09 AM (wlDny) 30 WH adviser Podesta is joining Scankles' campaign. I think people are tired of his dumb ass too. http://tinyurl.com/nmgkgra Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:09 AM (wlDny) 31 CNN and Morning Joe are at it again with "the prophet Mohammed" BS. Posted by: Alf767 at January 14, 2015 07:09 AM (wE/DP) 32 KrispyPAC!!!! Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2015 07:10 AM (krgKs) 33 The US is following the same open border immigration policies for muzzies as Europe. We are doomed. http://tinyurl.com/pv59cnt Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:10 AM (wlDny) 34 Rubio is continuing to sell us out. He has crossed the aisle with some more RINOs to push a bill allowing unlimited H1B visas at a time when the US has record unemployment. http://tinyurl.com/mmpf8se Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:10 AM (wlDny) 35 Now we get to see who the real RINOs in the Senate are. This is a make or break issue for me. Bitch McConnell will allow a Senate vote to determine if AGW exists (but they word it differently). I hope they keep a record of this vote and it gets published. http://tinyurl.com/mcyosc3 Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:10 AM (wlDny) 36 The criminals at the IRS are still screaming about the sky falling over their budget cut punishment. http://tinyurl.com/nfvjf7o Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:10 AM (wlDny) 37 de Commio now wants to give ID cards to illegals. I ask the NYC Morons, what kind of ID cards to residents of NYC have? This commie asshole can't change State law for ID cards. http://tinyurl.com/m8ydmdn Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:11 AM (wlDny) 38 It's actually not a good thing that all these phony RINO's enter the race. If they jump in now, maybe there will be sufficient time for them to beat each other up and perhaps clear the field for a conservative to enter at the right time with the right message and attract all the voters that stayed home last time. Cruz, Walker, West, Haley? Keep your powder dry. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:11 AM (CMkNk) 39 Senile old Hag Pelousy is playing the GOP shutdown card again. And I love this graphic at WZ. http://tinyurl.com/lkeflud Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:11 AM (wlDny) 40 Jew Hater Carter wants the disgraced ICC to investigate Israel for war crimes. http://tinyurl.com/ng6vv2p Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:11 AM (wlDny) 41 A foreign group that got hundreds of thousands of dollars in US aid under Scankles is now under investigation for corruption. And I ask, WTF were we doing sending aid to Zimbabwe? As I said a few times earlier, it is stupid useless to send money in aid to 3rd world shitholes. http://tinyurl.com/nfu7wde Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:12 AM (wlDny) 42 So what is a major problem with unfettered immigration from terrorist sponsoring countries? Duncan Hunter says radical muzzies (is there really any other kind) have infiltrated the military. http://tinyurl.com/owbxflv Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:12 AM (wlDny) 43 The classic play "Our Town" is being redone in NYC as a gay and lesbian community with funding from the NEA. Why can't we eliminate this damn useless and unconstitutional organization? http://tinyurl.com/onnomrn Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:12 AM (wlDny) 44 The measles outbreak in CA is said to have originated at Disneyland and has now spread to 22 cases in CA. Measles used to be fairly common when I was a kid but with vaccination it had been virtually eliminated in the US. So why the sudden outbreak in CA? hummmm, where are we getting a lot of unvaccinated kids from? http://tinyurl.com/m2zg354 Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:12 AM (wlDny) 45 37 de Commio now wants to give ID cards to illegals. I ask the NYC Morons, what kind of ID cards to residents of NYC have? This commie asshole can't change State law for ID cards. http://tinyurl.com/m8ydmdn Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:11 AM (wlDny) There is no such thing as an ID card, except a driver's license or non-driver ID, both issued by the DMV. And those are state issued. Thank goodness, Andrew Cuomo will uphold the law. (pukes from the dripping sarcasm) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:13 AM (CMkNk) 46 The State Obamacare Exchange in Oregon is laying off 58 workers and is shutting down after blowing $250M in a failed POS enterprise. They are switching to the federal exchange so they can waste all of our money. Yep, as expected and planned, nationalizing healthcare. http://tinyurl.com/m3dzgjb Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:13 AM (wlDny) 47 Thinking of converting to Judaism, just for the shape-shifting. Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 07:13 AM (7ObY1) 48 Obama will fight the MFM to halt anti-jihad articles against muzzies. Simply amazing, and yet they will continue to kiss his ass. http://tinyurl.com/pv8ozza Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:13 AM (wlDny) 49 New video shows Paris terrorists shooting at police and getting away. I thought the police killed them all. (Update OK they shot the ones at the kosher market, these were the ones at the cartoon place) http://tinyurl.com/mrzr35w Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:13 AM (wlDny) 50 Ron Paul joins the muzzies and ultra-leftwing liberals in blaming America for the terrorist actions in France. http://tinyurl.com/p82v53s Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:13 AM (wlDny) 51 A Danish linguist spent three years studying Islamic texts and says it is by far the most violent religion out there. I don't know of any real mainstream religions that are violent. http://tinyurl.com/ntzlap8 Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:14 AM (wlDny) 52 39 Senile old Hag Pelousy is playing the GOP shutdown card again. And I love this graphic at WZ. http://tinyurl.com/lkeflud Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:11 AM (wlDny) That is brilliant. Let's make it viral! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:14 AM (CMkNk) 53 CATO doesn't like Jeff Sessions' plan to battle Obama illegal amnesty. http://tinyurl.com/q992vur Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:14 AM (wlDny) 54 We need a national conversation on canned corn. An idiot principal in Alabama wants students to bring cans of food to class to throw at gunman should they come in shooting them. http://tinyurl.com/mmr38os Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:14 AM (wlDny) 55 Obama wants new regulations on methane gas to fight the phony AGW scam. http://tinyurl.com/nna7bxs Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:15 AM (wlDny) 56 Two UVA frats are refusing to sign the new stupid party and rape rules. http://tinyurl.com/on449v7 Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:15 AM (wlDny) 57 Tom Cotton: Obama has repeatedly surrendered to Iran. So poor Tommy Cotton; what is different about that and the rest of his foreign policy? http://tinyurl.com/knxlaza Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:15 AM (wlDny) 58 Heritage looks at the Republican plans to defund Obama's illegal amnesty actions at DHS. Looks pretty good to me. http://tinyurl.com/kzaz9ed Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:15 AM (wlDny) 59 51 A Danish linguist spent three years studying Islamic texts and says it is by far the most violent religion out there. I don't know of any real mainstream religions that are violent. http://tinyurl.com/ntzlap8 Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:14 AM (wlDny) It's one thing to have people kill in the name of a religion. It's quite another when the so-called "religion" itself calls for the death or subjugation of non-believers. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:15 AM (CMkNk) 60 IBD looks at the new Republican governor in IL and if he can straighten out the financial mess. He is already blaming public sector unions for most of the mess. http://tinyurl.com/k5qdptg Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:16 AM (wlDny) 61 IBD looks at the phony solar subsidy scam. http://tinyurl.com/lp7aty9 Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:16 AM (wlDny) 62 Climate Expert says current global warming scientists prostitute science. More evidence that there never has been a consensus. http://tinyurl.com/knzmkzd Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:16 AM (wlDny) 63 "An idiot principal in Alabama wants students to bring cans of food to class to throw at gunman should they come in shooting them." Oh. My. God. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 07:16 AM (GoAv3) 64 Ft Lauderdale teen offender credited with saving the booking officers life. http://tinyurl.com/lzsd3qp Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:16 AM (wlDny) 65 Latest breaking on Romney http://tinyurl.com/ka6a49b Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:17 AM (wlDny) 66 53 CATO doesn't like Jeff Sessions' plan to battle Obama illegal amnesty. http://tinyurl.com/q992vur Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:14 AM (wlDny) CATO is allegedly libertarian, although I suspect it's been infiltrated by lefties. By the way, I've been noticing ads that they are holding a conference about ending poverty. If my libbo prof wife clipped it out, then I definitely smell a rat. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:17 AM (CMkNk) 67 And finally an entry for the Ace thread I missed last night about Obama's Paris crap. No Obama doesn't care about the feelings of foreign muzzies. He IS a muzzie with a lot of foreign influence. But there are only two things he cares about. (1) and his most caring his himself that is followed by 2, his advancement of social and economic justice which is black activist for "black communism where white people must give them money and property and STFU". Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:17 AM (wlDny) 68 The Daily Deals http://tinyurl.com/onpwz48 That's it for today folks. And it's enough. Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:18 AM (wlDny) 69 "An idiot principal in Alabama wants students to bring cans of food to class to throw at gunman should they come in shooting them." Not exactly Red Dawn, amirite? Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 07:18 AM (7ObY1) 70 5 Morning Vic. Posted by: Bayou City at January 14, 2015 07:04 AM (AJrbR) Morning Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:19 AM (wlDny) 71 69 Not exactly Red Dawn, amirite? Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 07:18 AM (7ObY1) Red Dawn - fights grease, gets dishes clean AND stops bullets! bullets thrown by hand, not actually fired Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:20 AM (CMkNk) 72 "An idiot principal in Alabama wants students to bring cans of food to class to throw at gunman should they come in shooting them." Saw. That. Point. Laugh. Rinse. Repeat. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 07:20 AM (+X43N) 73 -16 wind chills here in the Buffalo area. At this point, those negative numbers don't even seem that cold anymore. Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 07:20 AM (7ObY1) 74 ** bullets thrown by hand, not actually fired Throw bullets for me, boys! Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 07:21 AM (7ObY1) 75 When danger strikes Call any vegetable. Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at January 14, 2015 07:21 AM (JdEZJ) 76 Good news, everyone! The party of fiscal responsibility and lower taxes is hard at work: GOP House chairman circulates online sales tax draft Under current law, states can only collect from businesses that have a physical location within their borders. Under the discussion draft, states that joined a multistate clearinghouse would have the authority to collect sales tax revenue on out-of-state purchases. Retailers would charge sales taxes based on their own state and local rates, not the rate of the customers. The clearinghouse would then divide the sales tax revenue among its member states. http://tinyurl.com/kkljazq Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2015 07:21 AM (kdS6q) 77 Senile old Hag Pelousy is playing the GOP shutdown card again. And I love this graphic at WZ.Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:11 AM (wlDny) -------------- I love that San Fran Nan is going on about increased risk of terrorism and the need to be on the look out. Rep should, but won't, say that in order to keep us safer, we need to secure the border and quit letting terrorists out of Gitmo. Posted by: Darth Randall at January 14, 2015 07:21 AM (KlVdw) 78 "black communism where white people must give them money and property and STFU". Where gun fights shall ensue. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 07:22 AM (+X43N) 79 Ya know, we've a got war on terror to worry about but I think our biggest hurdle right now may be the "war on stupid." Stupid exists in our schools, our neighborhoods, and, our government right now more than anything else. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 07:22 AM (GoAv3) 80 "I now realize that the use of Hitler invokes pain and emotional trauma for those affected by the atrocities of the Holocaust and victims of anti-Semitism and hate." Rep. Randy Weber, R-Texas, walking back from his Monday tweet "Did you know, I never knew that the Third Reich meant Germany. I mean it's just -- drenched -- with historical goodies like that!" "Oh dear, you're staring at my dress. I should explain." Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2015 07:23 AM (kdS6q) 81 Churchill said: the era of procrastination, of half-measures, of soothing and baffling expedients, of delays, is coming to its close. In its place we are entering a period of consequences. The more things change, the more they are the same. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 14, 2015 07:23 AM (60Vyp) 82 "Well, we're boned": How oxygen in the air could trigger lung cancer Researchers in California and Pennsylvania found a link between elevation and cancer rates after comparing them across US counties with varying altitude levels. http://tinyurl.com/kzgqj9q Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2015 07:23 AM (kdS6q) 83 -16 wind chills here in the Buffalo area. At this point, those negative numbers don't even seem that cold anymore. At some point, haven't you had enough? Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 07:24 AM (+X43N) 84 Whoa! That's a big dump by Vic. Posted by: The Profit Some Dope at January 14, 2015 07:25 AM (7GBH9) 85 Another day of the Barky O show, makes me want to go back to bed. Posted by: Killerdog at January 14, 2015 07:25 AM (vntmB) 86 Almost had a heart attack this morning. Nailed the first 3 Lotto numbers in a row. Fuck. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:26 AM (CMkNk) 87 You can pry my kan of kreamed korn frum my cold dead hands. Posted by: Common Core Student at January 14, 2015 07:26 AM (zxQ4h) 88 "53 CATO doesn't like Jeff Sessions' plan to battle Obama illegal amnesty. http://tinyurl.com/q992vur" I used to read Cato occaisionally. Now? Fuck 'em. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 14, 2015 07:26 AM (lG2E3) 89 "Well, we're boned": How oxygen in the air could trigger lung cancer Birth causes death. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 07:27 AM (+X43N) 90 87 You can pry my kan of kreamed korn frum my cold dead hands. Posted by: Common Core Student at January 14, 2015 07:26 AM (zxQ4h) CREAM corn, CUMquats, WAX beans (with okra) . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:27 AM (CMkNk) 91 Thanks Vic. You brung it today. Looks like we dodged the "ice storm". Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 14, 2015 07:27 AM (GqEzX) 92 Starting to warm up here. Supposed to get above freezing today, and then temps keep rising for the rest of the week, with highs in the 50's come Sat. That'll be nice. Posted by: HH at January 14, 2015 07:27 AM (Ce4DF) 93 g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2015 07:27 AM (2Ayux) 94 66 CATO is allegedly libertarian, although I suspect it's been infiltrated by lefties. By the way, I've been noticing ads that they are holding a conference about ending poverty. If my libbo prof wife clipped it out, then I definitely smell a rat. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:17 AM (CMkNk) Remember, the current Libertarian Party believe in "no borders". Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:28 AM (wlDny) 95 89 Birth causes death. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 07:27 AM (+X43N) I don't see causality. Birth may very well LEAD to death, but cause? Unless another Muzzie-Nazi-Leftist is pushed out of the birth canal. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:28 AM (CMkNk) 96 "Birth causes death." Well, work it backwards and......... Posted by: CDC at January 14, 2015 07:29 AM (GoAv3) 97 Not exactly Red Dawn, amirite? Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 07:18 AM (7ObY1) Red corn and beans Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:29 AM (wlDny) 98 94 Remember, the current Libertarian Party believe in "no borders". Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:28 AM (wlDny) Libertarian. I do not think it means what they think it means. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:29 AM (CMkNk) 99 "We realize at first this may seem odd; however, it is a practice that would catch an intruder off guard." Well not now that you've made it public, duh. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at January 14, 2015 07:29 AM (pZ16i) 100 Curious. How do you feel about folks mrushing out to buy the newest Charlie Hebdo with sights on making a profit from the resale? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2015 07:30 AM (6K70y) 101 Morning! A balmy 2 degrees here in the Midwest this morning! Did you guys know last year was the warmest year in history??? Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 14, 2015 07:30 AM (/9Mak) 102 Ted Cruz ...wants to abolish the IRS, go to a flat tax, and put all 110,000 IRS employees on the Southern border, presumably as border patrol agents..." ===== Ted is awesome. Posted by: Stan at January 14, 2015 07:30 AM (4HYng) 103 76 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2015 07:21 AM (kdS6q) Recall I posted a link several weeks ago where it said the RNCe was joining with the Democrats to push this through. Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:30 AM (wlDny) 104 102 Ted Cruz ...wants to abolish the IRS, go to a flat tax, and put all 110,000 IRS employees on the Southern border, presumably as border patrol agents..." ===== Ted is awesome. Posted by: Stan at January 14, 2015 07:30 AM (4HYng) I'm concerned that all the voters who stayed home last time will come to where he is and it will tip over into the ocean. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:31 AM (CMkNk) 105 54 We need a national conversation on canned corn. An idiot principal in Alabama wants students to bring cans of food to class to throw at gunman should they come in shooting them. Well, I was told to throw a stapler at a gun-wielding intruder if one should happen to show up at my workplace. Supposedly to distract him and throw off his aim before he stops laughing and blows you away. Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at January 14, 2015 07:31 AM (c+gwp) 106 An idiot principal in Alabama wants students to bring cans of food to class to throw at gunman should they come in shooting them. * That is the only way to combat the "Religion of Peas" Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at January 14, 2015 07:32 AM (pZ16i) 107 84 Whoa! That's a big dump by Vic. Posted by: The Profit Some Dope at January 14, 2015 07:25 AM (7GBH9) 10 pp worth, hours in the making. Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:32 AM (wlDny) 108 Ted Cruz ...wants to abolish the IRS, go to a flat tax, and put all 110,000 IRS employees on the Southern border, presumably as border patrol agents..." I'm swooning ovah heah. Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 07:33 AM (7ObY1) 109 91 Looks like we dodged the "ice storm". Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 14, 2015 07:27 AM (GqEzX) Yep, I got squat and I'm glad. Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:33 AM (wlDny) 110 106 That is the only way to combat the "Religion of Peas" Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at January 14, 2015 07:32 AM (pZ16i) Holder sent crates of Mexi-Corn south of the border and bits of red and green are winding up in my poo. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:33 AM (CMkNk) 111 That would be "Je suis en retard", Andy. No. Really. Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2015 07:34 AM (L6/+u) 112 >>>>de Commio now wants to give ID cards to illegals. I ask the NYC Morons, what kind of ID cards to residents of NYC have? This commie asshole can't change State law for ID cards. . . . .When we lived in Connecticut most large cities gave ID cards to illegals. There was only one reason for that, to let them vote, and vote they did. The Mayor of Bridgeport claimed it would allow them to "come out of the shadows and lead normal lives and be able to cash their paychecks without fear of being arrested". I call BS on any plan to give illegals ID cars. It is just a ploy to let them vote without having their ballot questioned. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 14, 2015 07:35 AM (4oSLk) 113 Thanks Vic. Posted by: Jen Psaki, Super Idiot at January 14, 2015 07:35 AM (2ruKl) 114 By the way, I've been noticing ads that they are holding a conference about ending poverty. If my libbo prof wife** clipped it out, then I definitely smell a rat. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:17 AM (CMkNk) ------------- What's all this about a lib wife? I am disappointed. Posted by: Darth Randall at January 14, 2015 07:35 AM (KlVdw) 115 I don't see causality. Birth may very well LEAD to death, but cause? Tongue in cheek way of saing everything causes death if you look hard enough. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 07:36 AM (+X43N) 116 Posted by: Jen Psaki, Super Idiot The AoS stylebook says that should read "Psuper Idiot." Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 07:36 AM (7ObY1) 117 Great news roundup today, Vic. It's days like this I remember Tallulah Bankhead's rule of life: "My father always warned me about alcohol and men. But he never said anything about women and cocaine." Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2015 07:36 AM (zF6Iw) 118 good morning all man it's cold this morning Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2015 07:36 AM (9GG/0) 119 holy crap Roger Simon of PJMedia went there. Perhaps this was already covered, dunno. I just ran across it. Is the White House a 'Sleeper Cell'? I started this post thinking it was kind of funny. I liked the hed --- "Is the White House a 'Sleeper Cell'?" It reminded me of, um... Charlie Hebdo. But actually it's not so funny. And it's not impossible. We know something close already happened during the communist era (Alger Hiss), and the Israelis famously planted an agent, Eli Cohen, at the highest echelons of the Syrian government until he was caught via the KGB and hanged in the central square of Damascus. They say it was Cohen's reports that were responsible for the rapid Israeli success against the Syrians in the Six-Day War. But a "sleeper cell" in the White House? It would certainly explain Obama's not going to France, which was a decision that hurt the USA, hurt the effort against Islamic terror and hurt the president's already tarnished reputation into the bargain. There are so many other things that the existence of a White House "sleeper cell" would explain that I couldn't even begin to count them. And as you know, a cell doesn't have to be violent to be active. There are many ways to do damage. But who would be a member of this cell? Is it one or all of them? Well that, I am sorry to say, I cannot tell you. I do not have the proper clearance. You are, however, free to guess. Who would stop you? http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2015/01/12/sleeper-cell/?singlepage=true balls big ones Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 07:37 AM (IXrOn) 120 114 What's all this about a lib wife? I am disappointed. Posted by: Darth Randall at January 14, 2015 07:35 AM (KlVdw) Where the hell have you been for the past like 6 years???!!! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:37 AM (CMkNk) 121 Ted Cruz ...wants to abolish the IRS, go to a flat tax, and put all 110,000 IRS employees on the Southern border, presumably as border patrol agents..." _______________ Ted needs to think about those of us who live near the border. The last thing we need down here is a bunch of idiot IRS agents making things worse than they already are. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 14, 2015 07:38 AM (2ruKl) 122 Morning Horde. Thanks Vic for the news. Thanks JJ for the count down. I've known OBarky is a Muslim from very early on in his first term. But I did think he would continue to try to hide it. But he's out for the whole world to see now , if they'd only look. Posted by: small town girl at January 14, 2015 07:39 AM (67teE) 123 119 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 07:37 AM (IXrOn) It takes a former big time leftist to know it AND call it. And David Horowitz is The Man when it comes to understanding the evil of the Left. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:39 AM (CMkNk) 124 Welcome Rex Ryan! 73 -16 wind chills here in the Buffalo area. At this point, those negative numbers don't even seem that cold anymore. Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 07:20 AM (7ObY1) Posted by: Pyrocles at January 14, 2015 07:40 AM (MYMcU) 125 Ted Cruz ...wants to abolish the IRS, go to a flat tax, and put all 110,000 IRS employees on the Southern border, presumably as border patrol agents... 110,000 IRS agents in Gitmo would be a good start. I wouldn't trust them to be Border Patrol. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 14, 2015 07:40 AM (60Vyp) 126 School delay. We got some kinda 'ice fog' going on out there...and minus 2 degrees. Eyes rum and coffee combination... Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 14, 2015 07:40 AM (uSAVP) 127 By the way, I've been noticing ads that they are holding a conference about ending poverty. If my libbo prof wife clipped it out, then I definitely smell a rat. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:17 AM Now that's just silly. Everyone knows that poverty was eliminated by LBJ. Posted by: Stephen Oliver Culbertson-Klein at January 14, 2015 07:40 AM (2Ayux) 128 Vic, you are en fuego today! Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2015 07:41 AM (ROE64) 129 121 Ted needs to think about those of us who live near the border. The last thing we need down here is a bunch of idiot IRS agents making things worse than they already are. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 14, 2015 07:38 AM (2ruKl) I wouldn't think he intends to actually deputize IRS employees. But convert their jobs into actual LE agents, yeah. Why not? Feel free to weigh in. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:41 AM (CMkNk) 130 126 Eyes rum and coffee combination... Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 14, 2015 07:40 AM (uSAVP) I am thinking about some brown today now that we dodged the ice storm bullet. Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:41 AM (wlDny) 131 What's all this about a lib wife? **** Whoa. Next someone will try to tell us that Allen G has a blog... Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at January 14, 2015 07:41 AM (Wk5Rd) 132 Emirates Airlines on the front page? That gets a click. Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2015 07:41 AM (Ua6T/) 133 " But he's out for the whole world to see now , if they'd only look." He's committed to his Muslim faith.....er, I mean.... Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 07:41 AM (GoAv3) 134 125 110,000 IRS agents in Gitmo would be a good start. I wouldn't trust them to be Border Patrol. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 14, 2015 07:40 AM (60Vyp) Put them all in the general population. Wait a second; radicalized Islamic IRS agents. That's all we need. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:42 AM (CMkNk) 135 Goooooood Morning MoronNation!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: ginaswo still in a hotel while contractors run wild at the house at January 14, 2015 07:42 AM (2EgyQ) 136 "But convert their jobs into actual LE agents, yeah. Why not?" Yes. Sounds like an idea. As a result, it will never happen. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 07:42 AM (GoAv3) 137 Where the hell have you been for the past like 6 years???!!! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:37 AM (CMkNk) ------------ Well, I have to admit I don't read all the comments faithfully, but I can't say that I have ever seen you talk about your wife. Posted by: Darth Randall at January 14, 2015 07:42 AM (KlVdw) 138 So last night I was snacking a little. Why the hell hasn't anyone told me of the magic of Bacon Jerky and Bourbon.....? Goddamn. Posted by: @JohnTant at January 14, 2015 07:43 AM (PFy0L) 139 Levin now has Grand Funk's "American Band" in his bumper music rotation. He has to be lurking because "MOAR COWBELL!!!!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:43 AM (CMkNk) 140 15 Ted Cruz feeding red meat to the base. We can dream? Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 14, 2015 07:43 AM (uSAVP) 141 137 Posted by: Darth Randall at January 14, 2015 07:42 AM (KlVdw) I'm the Henny Youngman of AOS when it comes to that. But yes, she is a lib and a professor at NYU. Bang! Zoom! (Darth Randall's had explodes) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:44 AM (CMkNk) 142 >>> I am thinking about some brown today now that we dodged the ice storm bullet. Great minds, and all that. Posted by: Steve Kroft at January 14, 2015 07:44 AM (Ua6T/) 143 Good morning, Vic. Thank you for the news! I am off into the belly of the beast, or to fight the beast? Not sure which--but anyway, a job doing tax prep for one of those chains. Sigh. Shout out to the great moron who posted about winter clothes and who used to have a job sexing chickens or something like that. A worker has to do what a worker has to do. Posted by: Emily at January 14, 2015 07:44 AM (7Rn+/) 144 I wouldn't think he intends to actually deputize IRS employees. But convert their jobs into actual LE agents, yeah. Why not? Feel free to weigh in. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:41 AM (CMkNk) _____________________________ A lot of IRS agents are leftist tools, which is how we ended up with Lois Lerner and her buddies actively targeting conservative groups. They're not likely to change their ways just because they get sent down here. They'd end up helping illegal aliens circumvent the law, just like they were helping the Obama administration screw conservatives. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 14, 2015 07:45 AM (2ruKl) 145 The Mayor of Bridgeport claimed it would allow them to "come out of the shadows and lead normal lives and be able to cash their paychecks without fear of being arrested". Ask the mayor, "As a legal citizen, what laws are you allowing me to break? Do I get to pick and choose like they do? If not, why not?" Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 07:45 AM (+X43N) 146 I'm sure bringing unapproved food to school, even in cans, is a violation of Michelle Obama's Starving Our Children For Glorious Future Act. Posted by: --- at January 14, 2015 07:45 AM (MMC8r) 147 Meanwhile, over on the Island of Lost Boys: Gender-neutral single-stall restrooms now required in West Hollywood A West Hollywood law requiring all single-stall restrooms in businesses and public places to be gender-neutral will go into effect this week. West Hollywood Transgender Advisory Board member Drian Juarez.... http://tinyurl.com/pb72ca3 "Drian"? For realies, "Drian"? Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2015 07:46 AM (kdS6q) 148 Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2015 07:34 AM (L6/+u) Heh. Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 14, 2015 07:46 AM (GqEzX) 149 "even in cans" Especially corn. Too high in fructose corn syrup and, besides, we need all the corn we can get to inefficiently fill our fuel tanks because oil is scarce and very expensive. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 07:47 AM (GoAv3) 150 Given the obvious criminality of our Demrep overlords, what would prevent flat tax legislation from becoming a national sales tax added to currently-existing taxes? Answer: nothing. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 14, 2015 07:48 AM (lG2E3) 151 144 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 14, 2015 07:45 AM (2ruKl) It's why I don't get actually sending IRS agents to the border. Maybe it's a rhetorical flourish? Doesn't make sense other than he means converting IRS jobs into actual Border Patrol agents. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:48 AM (CMkNk) 152 >>> West Hollywood Transgender Advisory Board member Drian Juarez.... I know hirm. Posted by: Bertha Venation at January 14, 2015 07:48 AM (Ua6T/) 153 Welcome Rex Ryan! Eh. We'll see. Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 07:49 AM (7ObY1) 154 The usual circuit court Forced AZ to give illegals drivers licenses recently overturning our laws, like they do. We have a ginormous deficit and a court ruled the AZ state legislature denied billions in funding to our school districts in contravention of a voter approved revenue proposition Of course as we all know AZ dconomy collapsed post 07 housing bubble financial crash so...there was NO $$ to give the schools!!! But Judges do t care, AZ must magically find billions to fund schoolsand why are schools full? Our kids have herb leaving in DROVES for charter schools You know why. DACA and open borders SCOTUS already ruled years ago states MUST pay to educate illegals Our new Gov has his work cut out for him If he puts the prop back on the ballot we voters will repeal that funding in a heartbeat Give us a chance Doug! We've got your back!! Posted by: ginaswo still in a hotel while contractors run wild at the house at January 14, 2015 07:49 AM (2EgyQ) 155 The Mayor of Bridgeport claimed it would allow them to "come out of the shadows and lead normal lives and be able to cash their paychecks without fear of being arrested". ______________________________ Even their rationalizations are ludicrous. Ask the mayor how many illegal aliens have been arrested in Bridgeport for simply trying to cash a paycheck. Go ahead and check, mayor, we'll wait. Yeah, that's right: zero. Illegal aliens don't get arrested for trying to cash checks; hell, most of the time they don't even get arrested for serious crimes. And when they do get arrested, they don't get deported. So what is it again that these "good, law-abiding illegal aliens" are so afraid of? Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 14, 2015 07:50 AM (2ruKl) 156 "Maybe it's a rhetorical flourish?" No, he doesn't mean actually moving those exact people to the border. Just moving the allocated job slot to the BP/ICE. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 07:50 AM (GoAv3) 157 Oh man, what a week. Friday cannot come fast enough for me. Posted by: Jessica Bonnet Acker at January 14, 2015 07:51 AM (6um35) 158 153 Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 07:49 AM (7ObY1) He sucked in NYC, but then again you're only as good as your players are in executing your plays. But then again, it's your job to mold and motivate people so that's something that I suppose can be a metric. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:51 AM (CMkNk) 159 I tried some tomato wine last night, made by an old Portuguese man my mother used to work for. I didn't even know you could make tomato wine. Sounds disgusting but it's actually quite delicious. It doesn't taste like tomatoes. Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 07:51 AM (7ObY1) 160 "Welcome Rex Ryan!" Well, at least they're staying in Buffler'. I and everybody else thought they'd split for Toronto as soon as Wilson passed. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 07:52 AM (GoAv3) 161 He sucked in NYC, but then again you're only as good as your players are in executing your plays. But then again, it's your job to mold and motivate people so that's something that I suppose can be a metric. What worries me most is Ryan's declaration that he's going with a 3-4 Defense. The Bills 4-3 is among the most dominant in the NFL. Probably the best front 4 in football. So yeah, let's flush that down the toilet. Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 07:52 AM (7ObY1) 162 Time to get MOAR paperwork notarized Joy Keep warm morons Posted by: ginaswo still in a hotel while contractors run wild at the house at January 14, 2015 07:52 AM (2EgyQ) 163 From the article, Ted Cruz said there is a powerful populist sentiment to padlock the IRS and send the employees to guard the border. He clarified that he is JOKING but that GOP needs to whittle down tax code now - if they do biz as usual they will get walloped in 2016. Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2015 07:53 AM (vVueR) 164 159 Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 07:51 AM (7ObY1) If you can ferment it, you can make it into a wine (or some other alcoholic concoction). Whether or not it tastes good or is indeed quaffable is another matter entirely. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:53 AM (CMkNk) 165 >>>>How do you feel about folks mrushing out to buy the newest Charlie Hebdo with sights on making a profit from the resale? We're making commemorative coins featuring the likeness of Muhammed in 14k plated gold, with an AK47 on the reverse! Posted by: Franklin Mint at January 14, 2015 07:55 AM (3ZtZW) 166 Bartender to Boehner, "Hey John, what's your poison?" Posted by: SE Pa Lurker at January 14, 2015 07:55 AM (llVa4) 167 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 07:37 AM (IXrOn) It takes a former big time leftist to know it AND call it. And David Horowitz is The Man when it comes to understanding the evil of the Left. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:39 AM (CMkNk) Simon was a leftie? Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 07:55 AM (IXrOn) 168 If you can ferment it, you can make it into a wine (or some other alcoholic concoction). *** If you foment unrest someone will whine. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at January 14, 2015 07:56 AM (IRCh0) 169 Whoa. Next someone will try to tell us that Allen G has a blog... Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at January 14, 2015 07:41 AM (Wk5Rd) ------ Oh ha, ha. Now I know you are all just having some fun with me. As if that AllenG would ever have a blog. Posted by: Darth Randall at January 14, 2015 07:56 AM (KlVdw) 170 I tried some tomato wine last night, made by an old Portuguese man my mother used to work for. I didn't even know you could make tomato wine. Probably invented by the same guy who looked at a dandelion and thought, ....... Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 07:56 AM (FrMyu) 171 167 Simon was a leftie? Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 07:55 AM (IXrOn) Yup. Hollywood writer in his day. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:57 AM (CMkNk) 172 Big asteroid coming near on the 26th. Maybe we will get lucky. Posted by: goon at January 14, 2015 07:57 AM (gNTQS) 173 If you can ferment it, you can make it into a wine (or some other alcoholic concoction). *** If you foment unrest someone will whine. So, those that foment are drunk with power? Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 07:57 AM (FrMyu) 174 Looking forward to three hours of Diversity Training at work this morning. It's going to make me a much better person. Yeah, I got my mind right, Boss. Shakin' it here... Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 14, 2015 07:58 AM (lG2E3) 175 If birth causes death, then abortion is the most life-saving thing evar! Posted by: lefty Lodgick at January 14, 2015 07:58 AM (Dj0WE) 176 "Welcome Rex Ryan!" Posted by: ...said no shoe store, ever at January 14, 2015 07:58 AM (Ua6T/) 177 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 07:59 AM (kff5f) 178 I knew an old biker told me about making tomato wine in prison. Apparently they used to make it in trash bags then strain it out with towels. Sounded nasty. Posted by: Bigby's Chillblained Fingers at January 14, 2015 07:59 AM (3ZtZW) 179 Nice white dress you're wearing, Bertha. But does the hood have to be so big? Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2015 07:59 AM (L6/+u) 180 How do you make tomato wine? Don't let it ketchup. Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 14, 2015 07:59 AM (M6Vhk) 181 Oh man, what a week. Friday cannot come fast enough for me. I second that. Going to see if I can get some writing done today.; See you all tomorrow. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2015 07:59 AM (zF6Iw) 182 178 I knew an old biker told me about making tomato wine in prison. Apparently they used to make it in trash bags then strain it out with towels. Sounded nasty. Posted by: Bigby's Chillblained Fingers at January 14, 2015 07:59 AM (3ZtZW) Ever see "The Longest Yard?" Raisin-jack. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 08:00 AM (CMkNk) 183 Ted Cruz feeding red meat to the base. We can dream? Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 14, 2015 07:43 AM Cruz has interesting ideas. Has he introduced any bills pertaining to his interesting ideas? Has he done anything except talk? If he wants to be the Conservative Hero of 2016, I'd really like to see at least some small pathetic attempt at getting something done. But hey, that's just me. Posted by: MrScribbler at January 14, 2015 08:00 AM (yAC3X) 184 >>> Probably invented by the same guy who looked at a dandelion and thought, ....... Onions have lots of sugar. Just sayin'. Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2015 08:00 AM (Ua6T/) 185 Best comment over there states, no "sleeper" cell, it is out in the wide open http://tinyurl.com/olbcz3d via cfbleachers worth a quick parse Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 08:00 AM (IXrOn) 186 >>>Looking forward to three hours of Diversity Training at work this morning. When they go around the room asking everyone about their culture, say you're American and you fkn RULE Posted by: Bigby's Chillblained Fingers at January 14, 2015 08:01 AM (3ZtZW) 187 What's all this fuss I keep on hearing about in the news about i.d. cars for illegals and herb for private school children? Posted by: emily litella at January 14, 2015 08:01 AM (L6/+u) 188 "When they go around the room asking everyone about their culture, say you're American and you fkn RULE Posted by: Bigby's Chillblained Fingers at January 14, 2015 08:01 AM (3ZtZW)" I've decided not to say a word, no matter what. I need to keep my job. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 14, 2015 08:02 AM (lG2E3) 189 Ever see "The Longest Yard?" Raisin-jack. Orange. Apple. Potato. Caught 'em with all three at one time or another. Stuff puts off a powerful smell whem fermenting. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 08:02 AM (FrMyu) 190 When canned food is weaponized you will have things like "the Garbanzo bean massacre" scares the crap right out of me! Posted by: Killerdog at January 14, 2015 08:02 AM (vntmB) 191 >>> When they go around the room asking everyone about their culture, say you're American and you fkn RULE Fuck yeah! Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2015 08:02 AM (Ua6T/) 192 Yup. Hollywood writer in his day. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 07:57 AM (CMkNk) didn't know thanks that is why he comes down so hard like breitbart did once you see how much you've been used and abused, the anger... but, also the insight is invaluable Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 08:03 AM (IXrOn) 193 183 If he wants to be the Conservative Hero of 2016, I'd really like to see at least some small pathetic attempt at getting something done. But hey, that's just me. Posted by: MrScribbler at January 14, 2015 08:00 AM (yAC3X) Government shutdown of 2013. Seriously, dude. What do you think he can actually do with McConnell and the Chamber of Commerce controlling the party? The best thing he can do is draw attention to things and feed meat to the base. I love you, but you kvetch too much. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 08:03 AM (CMkNk) 194 I'm trying to figure out how to cash in as well, but..... Posted by: J. Charles Swiss at January 14, 2015 08:03 AM (Dj0WE) 195 Why can't schoolkids just pee or puke on their attackers? #CanControlNow Posted by: --- at January 14, 2015 08:03 AM (MMC8r) 196 So, it's almost time for the new Five Year Plan to be released to the masses, at the "State of the Union", and Glorious Leader fans are eagerly anticipating the plan's new internet speech controls. Don't tell anyone here about the plan and, that way, we will be able to quickly identify those morons most needing re-education in the camps. Posted by: Josef Stalin at January 14, 2015 08:03 AM (6um35) 197 btw, Gabe takes Huckabee to task over at Hotair Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 08:04 AM (IXrOn) 198 189 Stuff puts off a powerful smell whem fermenting. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 08:02 AM (FrMyu) Wine making/brewing at home is quite another thing from doing it in prison. More control and equipment at your disposal to make it a pleasant/clean experience. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 08:04 AM (CMkNk) 199 >>>I've decided not to say a word, no matter what. I need to keep my job. Eh. I've done it. It were hilarious. The diversity guy started mocking me and I pointed out it was for teh diversity. Posted by: Bigby's Chillblained Fingers at January 14, 2015 08:05 AM (3ZtZW) 200 btw, Gabe takes Huckabee to task over at Hotair I'd think Huck would be the kind of statist Republican Gabe would support. Must be 'socon' issues. Posted by: --- at January 14, 2015 08:05 AM (MMC8r) 201 16 Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's lawyers want to use the Paris terror attack as an excuse to delay his trial. Piss on all of them. http://tinyurl.com/kj82gjz Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 07:06 AM (wlDny) Whiny pussy ivy league law students wanted to delay finals because of the lack of indictment in Ferguson, so, hey, why not? Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:06 AM (2Ojst) 202 So... last night my grandmother passed away. Well, to be more accurate, the withered husk of a simulacrum of what had been my grandmother finally passed away. She had been a wonderful grandmother. My mom and aunt, her two daughters, say she had mellowed since they were kids; I'm sure that's true. To the grandchildren, however, she was never anything other than "Granny." When I was a small child, she and my Grampa (passed away a few years ago) would come visit every now and again, just because. When I had chicken pox and my parents couldn't stay home with me, she came and stayed for about a week. She made cookies which I'm sure I love because I'll forever think of them as "granny cookies." A fairly simple chocolate ganache (I didn't know that term back then) between two graham crackers. Don't bother comparing them to S'mores (or, as my family calls them in comparison: "s'lesses"). One summer she made me 3 "birthday" cakes in a week, because I asked her to (my birthday is in December). When we'd visit her church, or she'd be visiting ours, she'd give me Certs like they were candy. On my more hopeful days, I think she's been with God for 15 years- ever since Alzheimer's disease took her away from us. On my more cynical days, I fear she's been trapped, a soul screaming for release, in a body over which she had no control. In either case, I know she's home today. He "some glad morning" has come. She's got her mansion over the hilltop. I need to share this here, now, because I have to be able to function today. Thanks for indulging me. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:06 AM (kff5f) 203 I like Ted Cruz. I'm ready to filibuster anyone who disses him! eyes shelf of Dr. Suess books Seriously though, I'd vote for him. Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2015 08:06 AM (k/rPY) 204 Sorry, AllenG Posted by: Bigby's Chillblained Fingers at January 14, 2015 08:07 AM (3ZtZW) 205 200 - No freakin' way, like what? Must be a joyous discussion when Allah and Gabe get together, and talk about the good old days when they used to come down into the comments here at AoSHQ. Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2015 08:07 AM (Dj0WE) 206 I need to share this here, now, because I have to be able to function today. Thanks for indulging me. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 201 AllenG, I'm sorry for your loss but glad for the hope you have. My grandmother had Alzheimer's as well, but mercifully died of other causes. I accepted that she was gone well before she died, because she was. Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:09 AM (2Ojst) 207 AllenG, I am so sorry for your loss. Prayers & hugs. Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2015 08:09 AM (k/rPY) 208 Yeah, that's right: zero. Illegal aliens don't get arrested for trying to cash checks; hell, most of the time they don't even get arrested for serious crimes. And when they do get arrested, they don't get deported. So what is it again that these "good, law-abiding illegal aliens" are so afraid of? Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 14, 2015 07:50 AM (2ruKl) Every Latino grocer offers these services. Every.One. Check-cashing Wire transfers Job locating This is a prime example of do-gooder New Liberal think: They never step foot in any of these places, but proclaim how they are 'one with the masses' Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 14, 2015 08:09 AM (uSAVP) 209 An idiot principal in Alabama wants students to bring cans of food to class to throw at gunman should they come in shooting them...[\I] Sweet hell... I truly can't grasp the following concept, which seems to be driving our 'mass shooting' responses: The public is allowed to defend themselves, just not efficiently. School teachers have proven they're willing to die to protect their students, but we refuse to allow teachers to actually defend them. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 14, 2015 08:09 AM (fwARV) 210 Off I go... Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 14, 2015 08:10 AM (fwARV) 211 198 189 Stuff puts off a powerful smell whem fermenting. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 08:02 AM (FrMyu) Wine making/brewing at home is quite another thing from doing it in prison. More control and equipment at your disposal to make it a pleasant/clean experience. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 08:04 AM (CMkNk) Plastic bag, bread, sugar and Kool-Aid. What else could you possibly need? Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:10 AM (2Ojst) 212 202 - Condolences, Allen. I truly hope she is at joyful peace. Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2015 08:10 AM (Dj0WE) 213 Strange how all of the cable news outlets are covering the plot to poison Boehner, except MSNBC. Why, I just cannot think of a reason why MSBC wouldn't want to cover this story. It's almost as if...nah. I'm just being a tin-foil-hatted wingnut. Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 08:10 AM (7ObY1) 214 abe takes Huckabee to task over at Hotair I'd think Huck would be the kind of statist Republican Gabe would support. Must be 'socon' issues. Posted by: --- Mais bien sur. GM defends the Obamas against Huckles criticism of their parenting. The M lauds The Os as parents of the year and their children as unspoiled paragons of femininity. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2015 08:10 AM (kdS6q) 215 I need to share this here, now, because I have to be able to function today. Thanks for indulging me. So sorry to hear that. You have my condolences, FWIW. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 08:10 AM (sWy3V) 216 Thank you, Vic , for the news. You have not said recently how your new cat is working out. Did you keep it? Posted by: Chilling the most at January 14, 2015 08:10 AM (wWs6x) 217 osted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 14, 2015 08:09 AM (fwARV) You shall henceforth be known as Washington Barrelinsider. Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:10 AM (2Ojst) 218 Mamaw taught me how to can food and stock a proper larder. Condolences, AllenG Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 14, 2015 08:11 AM (uSAVP) 219 Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2015 08:06 AM (k/rPY) I like Ted Cruz, too. Even though I have to eat another mouthful of crow every time I say that. As for "doing something," he's the Jr. Senator from Texas- not a whole lot of power there. You might look at what he did as Solicitor General for the State of Texas. He's not a man with no accomplishment (vice a certain SCOAMT we all know and loathe). Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:11 AM (kff5f) 220 AllenG, sorry for your loss Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2015 08:11 AM (2Ayux) 221 Sympathies, AllenG. God bless you, Brother. Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2015 08:11 AM (Ua6T/) 222 202 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:06 AM (kff5f) My friend, may the Lord bless her memory and bless and keep you and yours. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 08:11 AM (CMkNk) 223 When they go around the room asking everyone about their culture ... No Habla, brah. Posted by: toby928(C) at January 14, 2015 08:11 AM (rwI+c) 224 Gabe goes after the Huckster for very good reason. You cannot win over the culture by calling out Beyonc� as a "whore" and Jay-Z as her "pimp", which he did in one of his tent meeting fund raisers, also known as "a book he wrote". He's an idiot of the first order. Young voters are unemployed and are willing to consider voting for smaller government, assuming the candidate doesn't spout off inanities. That alone disqualifies Huck. Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2015 08:12 AM (6um35) 225 Oh, and he uptwinkies Beyonce. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2015 08:12 AM (kdS6q) 226 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:06 AM (kff5f) AllenG hugs from all of us Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 08:12 AM (IXrOn) 227 Plastic bag, bread, sugar and Kool-Aid. What else could you possibly need? Sterile equipment, no screws snooping around, etc. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 08:12 AM (sWy3V) 228 I'm in the hospital for a minor procedure that requires an overnight stay for observation. All is well and I go home in a couple of hours. I think The Prophet Ace (fbuh) needs some new advertisers. The security software blocks the URLs for every ad on AOSHQ but not for other sites I visit that are considerably less fun. I know the software well because I just retired from the company that makes it and worked in the same business group that it's a part of. I want the Ewok to make money but that's going to be hard to do if standard security software blocks advertising links because they may be a bit shady. He really needs a good marketing manager. Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at January 14, 2015 08:12 AM (Zls+j) 229 I love you, but you kvetch too much. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 08:03 AM Somebody should, J.J. I would think the contrast between past candidates/presidents with actual records of accomplishment and today's glib talkers would get some attention. Hell, a solid majority of the 44 actually did a thing or two before taking the Top Job. Yes, even pathetic losers like Jimmuh Carter and Bubba Clinton, though neither came close to, say, Eisenhower's resume. If nothing else, the past six years alone prove the folly of taking any would-be president at his word. Posted by: MrScribbler at January 14, 2015 08:13 AM (yAC3X) 230 More control and equipment at your disposal to make it a pleasant/clean experience. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 08:04 AM (CMkNk) In theory. (eyes closet where two cases of wine refermented and blew corks, spewing one-third of contents onto carpeted floor). Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 14, 2015 08:13 AM (uSAVP) 231 Probably invented by the same guy who looked at a dandelion and thought, ....... Heh. I do make dandelion wine. It's my Italish heritage showing. It's pretty good. Quite strong though, so I only drink it when I want to get buzzed. Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 08:13 AM (7ObY1) 232 Condolences and prayers AllenG. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 14, 2015 08:13 AM (60Vyp) 233 211 Plastic bag, bread, sugar and Kool-Aid. What else could you possibly need? Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:10 AM (2Ojst) Wine/beer-making yeast? And Campden's tablets, cleanliness and P A T I E N C E. . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 08:13 AM (CMkNk) 234 I miss Gabe, especially his music choices. Posted by: Said No Guy, Ever at January 14, 2015 08:13 AM (zxQ4h) 235 I accepted that she was gone well before she died, because she was. My mom called me Monday and said she'd been moved to hospice- she'd only been eating because they'd literally been force feeding her. Moving her to hospice let them remove her from her meds (so she'd die of something other than starvation and/or dehydration). My Granny has been gone for 15 years. That makes it less hard- but it doesn't make it "not hard." Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:13 AM (kff5f) 236 227 Plastic bag, bread, sugar and Kool-Aid. What else could you possibly need? Sterile equipment, no screws snooping around, etc. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 08:12 AM (sWy3V) You pay off the hacks, and jail cell grime adds that certain piquance so lacking in your everyday alcoholic beverages. Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:14 AM (2Ojst) 237 No one here defends Huck. We also don't spout bullshit praise for the Obamas to attack Huck for being a (supposed) social con. Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2015 08:14 AM (L6/+u) 238 Oh, and he uptwinkies Beyonce. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2015 08:12 AM (kdS6q) yep it's a simple piece, but Gabe makes good points Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 08:14 AM (IXrOn) 239 When they go around the room asking everyone about their culture ... -- "Culture is a cisnormative artificial construct that entrenches the status quo" Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2015 08:14 AM (dj5Kp) 240 AllenG, sorry for your loss. Posted by: Darles Chickens at January 14, 2015 08:14 AM (z4vvZ) 241 Quite strong though, so I only drink it when I want to get buzzed. Is there any other reason? Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 08:15 AM (sWy3V) 242 229 Posted by: MrScribbler at January 14, 2015 08:13 AM (yAC3X) Well, kvetching keeps us all honest. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 08:15 AM (CMkNk) 243 "Culture is a cisnormative artificial construct that entrenches the status quo" Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2015 08:14 AM (dj5Kp) That just might get me a promotion. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 14, 2015 08:15 AM (lG2E3) 244 My Granny has been gone for 15 years. That makes it less hard- but it doesn't make it "not hard." Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:13 AM (kff5f) I hear you. God bless, man. Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:15 AM (2Ojst) 245 You cannot win over the culture by calling out Beyonce.... Posted by: MTF Ah, the "You have watch and appreciate Lena Dunham on Girls to connect with younger voters" argument. Good times, good times. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2015 08:15 AM (kdS6q) 246 Condolences, Allen. Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 14, 2015 08:16 AM (M6Vhk) 247 239 When they go around the room asking everyone about their culture ... -- "Culture is a cisnormative artificial construct that entrenches the status quo" Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2015 08:14 AM (dj5Kp) Five points off for not mentioning intersectionality, but otherwise a solid answer. Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:16 AM (2Ojst) 248 Well I am finally back. My APC unit died and took everything with it. This POS started with a shrill damn alarm I could not silence and then just shutdown. The old ones did not do that shit. I will go with a different brand next. Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 08:16 AM (wlDny) 249 I miss Gabe, especially his music choices. Posted by: Said No Guy, Ever at January 14, 2015 08:13 AM (zxQ4h) I do not know if this is /sarc, but I liked his posts. He brought other perspectives to the site. I really miss the law angle posts. I liked his music choices. I'm always digging around for new stuff to listen to. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 08:16 AM (IXrOn) 250 248 Well I am finally back. My APC unit died and took everything with it. This POS started with a shrill damn alarm I could not silence and then just shutdown. The old ones did not do that shit. I will go with a different brand next. Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 08:16 AM (wlDny) You have an armored personnel carrier? Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:16 AM (2Ojst) 251 Are ass porkers Lena Dunham Republicans? Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2015 08:17 AM (L6/+u) 252 to attack Huck for being a (supposed) social con. In fairness, Huckster claims to be part of the SoCon wing of the party, and most of the SoCon wing agrees. The fact that his definition of "SoCon" seems to be "Annoying Sanctimonious Guy" doesn't seem to matter. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:17 AM (kff5f) 253 What's this I'm reading about a rally in France? Posted by: Barry Le Douche at January 14, 2015 08:18 AM (FcR7P) 254 251 Are ass porkers Lena Dunham Republicans? Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2015 08:17 AM (L6/+u) No, those are kiddy diddlers who believe in responsible fiscal policy. Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:18 AM (2Ojst) 255 I want the Ewok to make money but that's going to be hard to do if standard security software blocks advertising links because they may be a bit shady. He really needs a good marketing manager. Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at January 14, 2015 08:12 AM (Zls+j) I don't know how he makes money, tbh. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 08:19 AM (IXrOn) 256 Gabe's law posts were goid. I don't miss the finger-wagging. The concept of Gabe calling out Huckabee for being a sanctimonious right-winger bemuses me. Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2015 08:19 AM (ioFrP) 257 Ah, the "You have watch and appreciate Lena Dunham on Girls to connect with younger voters" argument. Well, there is some middle ground. Actively antagonizing the middle (and, yes, many of those in the squishy middle listen to Beyonce and watch Girls), is perhaps not the best plan for getting elected anyone ever tried. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:20 AM (kff5f) 258 Gabe makes good points Posted by: artisanal 'ette Actually, not. Unless you think, as was said last night, the "permanent bitch faces" on the Files du Obama and letting them watch certain -- unusual -- acts on TV indicate good parenting. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2015 08:20 AM (kdS6q) 259 The fact that his definition of "SoCon" seems to be "Annoying Sanctimonious Guy" doesn't seem to matter. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:17 AM (kff5f) Huckabee's never, ever seemed real to me. I always feel like there's something off with him. Gives me the creeps. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 08:20 AM (IXrOn) 260 You have an armored personnel carrier? Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:16 AM (2Ojst) You thought his pet Bradley was a dog, didn't you? Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:20 AM (kff5f) 261 >>> You have an armored personnel carrier? Lawn, hell. Don't drop trash in the park across town. Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2015 08:20 AM (Ua6T/) 262 The fact that his definition of "SoCon" seems to be "Annoying Sanctimonious Guy" doesn't seem to matter. As Lauren commented on last night's ONT, "What Gabe doesn't realize, and I don't think can ever realize, is that he and Huckabee are two sides to the same scolding coin." Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2015 08:21 AM (L6/+u) 263 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 08:00 AM (IXrOn) Bravo. I tried to say this a few weeks ago. Poorly, in comparison. Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 14, 2015 08:21 AM (GqEzX) 264 Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2015 08:19 AM (ioFrP) Indeed. Sanctimony comes in many flavors. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:21 AM (kff5f) 265 In fairness, Huckster claims to be part of the SoCon wing of the party, and most of the SoCon wing agrees. If Huck's starting out his campaign in an age of Terrorism, Debt, Government Overreach, Indolence, Graft, Domestic and Foreign Jihad, Nuclear Arms, CyberTerrorism and Crime, and Outright Criminality By The Many Tentacles of Government with a tirade on Beyonce's ass is perhaps a tell that he's not a serious candidate. Posted by: --- at January 14, 2015 08:22 AM (MMC8r) 266 As Lauren commented on last night's ONT, "What Gabe doesn't realize, and I don't think can ever realize, is that he and Huckabee are two sides to the same scolding coin." Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2015 08:21 AM (L6/+u) ^This. Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:22 AM (2Ojst) 267 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2015 08:15 AM (kdS6q) ================== Nope, not even in the same zip code. With young adults around the house, freshly graduated from teenage-hood, I've heard a lot of Beyonc� and think pretty highly of her. Lena Dunham is a trampy sister-raping whore, so your equivalency is a little off. Deriding pop culture, the "get off my lawn" argument (If I were an empty headed shallow minded twit), is no way to win an election. Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2015 08:23 AM (6um35) 268 Huckabee's never, ever seemed real to me. I always feel like there's something off with him. Gives me the creeps. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 08:20 AM He's all too real. There have always been crazed dudes hanging around the fringes of politics looking to pick up a crumb or two. See: Buchanan, Pat.... Posted by: MrScribbler at January 14, 2015 08:23 AM (yAC3X) 269 Posted by: --- at January 14, 2015 08:22 AM (MMC8r) Never claimed he was a serious candidate. I was merely pointing out that much of the SoCon portion of the base (yes, I count myself a SoCon. No, I do not count myself among this portion of my fellows) embraces Huckabee. They hear "preacher," and he Says The Right Things About God, and that's about where they stop listening/thinking. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:24 AM (kff5f) 270 I don't know how he makes money, tbh. Ewok doll royalties. Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2015 08:24 AM (L6/+u) 271 Wow Gabriel Malor praising the Obamas an attacking hook a doodle what a shocker Posted by: Sven10077 at January 14, 2015 08:24 AM (URllr) 272 Gabe makes good points Posted by: artisanal 'ette Actually, not. Unless you think, as was said last night, the "permanent bitch faces" on the Files du Obama and letting them watch certain -- unusual -- acts on TV indicate good parenting. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2015 08:20 AM (kdS6q) The post wasn't about the obama's imho. He pulled this part from Huckabee's book. ...went out last week, the media immediately singled out an astonishing attack on pop culture icons Beyonc� and Jay Z. For a candidate who has touted his appeal to black voters (he won 48% of blacks in a gubernatorial election many, many years ago, he will be quick to tell you), this is utterly tone deaf... absolutely tone deaf Not to mention he's bashing an incredibly strong, independent, woman. Yeah, no, Huckabee gets it all wrong. Gabe is right. He can't win. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 08:25 AM (IXrOn) 273 Huckabee strikes me as a SoCon version of John Edwards, minus the philandering. Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2015 08:25 AM (E5AUj) 274 The real question is why doesn't Boehner's Homicidal Bartender have a show on MSNBC already? Posted by: --- at January 14, 2015 08:25 AM (MMC8r) 275 Wow Gabriel Malor praising the Obamas an attacking hook a doodle what a shocker Gabe has been on team Obama ever since TFG decided not to defend DADT and DOMA. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:26 AM (kff5f) 276 I don't know how he makes money, tbh. Ewok doll royalties. Sell ewok fur to wig makers? Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 08:26 AM (sWy3V) 277 266 insomniac Still on target you nailed it Posted by: Sven10077 at January 14, 2015 08:26 AM (URllr) 278 I don't know how he makes money, tbh. Don't forget the discount hobo pelts. Posted by: Killerdog at January 14, 2015 08:26 AM (vntmB) 279 Never claimed he was a serious candidate. Sorry, Allen, wasn't trying to imply that you were. Posted by: --- at January 14, 2015 08:27 AM (MMC8r) 280 Still on target you nailed it Posted by: Sven10077 at January 14, 2015 08:26 AM (URllr) Credit where credit's due, that was Lauren's comment, which I wholeheartedly and unreservedly agree with. Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:27 AM (2Ojst) 281 Wow Gabriel Malor praising the Obamas an attacking hook a doodle what a shocker Posted by: Sven10077 at January 14, 2015 08:24 AM (URllr) he doesn't praise the obama's good grief he juxtaposes Huck's arguments against them meh time to eat breakfast. Gabe's not our enemy. It's crazy how people go off on him. later Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 08:28 AM (IXrOn) 282 Alleng, my sincere condolences. Posted by: Darth Randall at January 14, 2015 08:28 AM (6n332) 283 Re: Lauren's ONT comment: I agree that they're different sides of the same coin, but for my money Gabe is far worse (both for Conservatism generally, and as an ambassador for his cause) than Huckabee. Yeah, Huckabee was tone deaf and his comment would surely kill him with the squishy middle/LIVs. Gabe is a scold who won't even admit that there might be problems with completely reordering society to benefit him. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:29 AM (kff5f) 284 I can't stand Huckabee.A big government socon. Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2015 08:30 AM (v5UtH) 285 Gabe was always a fan boy of ObamaCare. I couldn't get past that. Yes, homosexuals get some wicked nasty diseases but forcing the entire country to finance their 'choice'? No thanks. Use a condom. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 14, 2015 08:31 AM (zxQ4h) 286 Gabe is a scold who won't even admit that there might be problems with completely reordering society to benefit him. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:29 AM (kff5f) Indeed, and a supercilious, sanctimonious one at that. Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:31 AM (2Ojst) 287 275 Allen G, First condolences, Alzheimer sucks... 2d you tupo'd "2008" Posted by: Sven10077 at January 14, 2015 08:32 AM (URllr) 288 Sorry to hear, Al G. She's in a better place now. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 08:32 AM (GoAv3) 289 286 insomniac, He's Huckadoodle in a fun house mirror....and a great guy with an awesome tailgate on his truck.... EoJ>Gabe Posted by: Sven10077 at January 14, 2015 08:33 AM (URllr) 290 [Gabe ] doesn't praise the obama's Then he should sue his blog posts for libel. Gabe's not our enemy. It's crazy how people go off on him. Gabe is our enemy insofar as he is completely unwilling to accept that the agenda for which he agitates is actively harmful to the underpinnings of society, and insofar as he is more willing to side with Liberals against Conservatives when Conservatives try to point out the flaws in said agenda. He can vote Republican in every election, it doesn't matter. He is actively for an agenda that has great and terrible consequences if seen to its logical end, and he is either unable or unwilling to admit that there is any downside for society in his pursuit of it. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:33 AM (kff5f) 291 SMDH 'The canned food item will give the students a sense of empowerment to protect themselves and will make them feel secure in case an intruder enters their classroom.' Damn the idiocy Posted by: RWC - now packing assault peas at January 14, 2015 08:34 AM (fWAjv) 292 Posted by: Sven10077 at January 14, 2015 08:33 AM (URllr) I miss EoJ. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:34 AM (kff5f) 293 291 SMDH 'The canned food item will give the students a sense of empowerment to protect themselves and will make them feel secure in case an intruder enters their classroom.' Damn the idiocy Posted by: RWC - now packing assault peas at January 14, 2015 08:34 AM (fWAjv) Only if it's Tactical Bacon. Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:35 AM (2Ojst) 294 EoJ is is on the Twitter. Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2015 08:35 AM (v5UtH) 295 Holy crap. Liberals have really gone off the deep end in defending Islamic Extremists. Which according to them, are not. They are just your garden variety "extremists", who have nothing to do with Islam. Even though they clearly state they are doing it in the name of Islam, which justifies their actions. And are funded by groups like IS and AQ. Which are know terrorist organizations. Whose philosophy and perceived grievances are based on Islam. Which is why they are ruthlessly murdering and decapitating people who are not Muslim. Which is the reason they gave us for the terrorism on September 11th. So basically, Islamic Extremists are to be defended at all costs, including throwing your fellow American under the bus, just because he's a bit more lucid, logical, able to grasp facts history. Oh yes, and he's sane. But maybe I'm wrong. Perhaps Jimmy Carter is right and it's the Jooos. Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2015 08:35 AM (GGCsk) 296 282 artisan al ette, Gabe praises the Ogabes.... It's ok it's what we expect from him...along with the flashiest rims this side of the mighty mississip. Posted by: Sven10077 at January 14, 2015 08:35 AM (URllr) 297 Gabe is a scold who won't even admit that there might be problems with completely reordering society to benefit him. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:29 AM As such, he's a perfect fit for Tepid Air. His "commentary" didn't make a whole hell of a lot of sense, but maybe that's the inevitable consequence of trying to discuss the contents of Shuckabee's alleged mind. Posted by: MrScribbler at January 14, 2015 08:36 AM (yAC3X) 298 Posted by: RWC - now packing assault peas at January 14, 2015 08:34 AM (fWAjv) Wait. What? What's that from? Someone isn't suggesting bringing a weapon to school are they? They're not suggesting someone bring a heavy blunt object specifically for the purpose of inflicting bodily harm on another human being, are they? Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:36 AM (kff5f) 299 Escort girls http://REGMODELS.RU Posted by: Tina at January 14, 2015 08:36 AM (MEMxr) 300 WASHINGTON -- The Internal Revenue Service will lose 1,800 tax collectors through attrition and do 46,000 fewer audits this year because of congressional budget cuts to the tax agency, IRS Commissioner John Koskinen told IRS employees Tuesday. ... more cuts please Posted by: Milli Vannili at January 14, 2015 08:37 AM (e8kgV) 301 Huckabee's never, ever seemed real to me. I always feel like there's something off with him. Gives me the creeps. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 08:20 AM (IXrOn) *** I'm with you on that. It seems to me that I've never heard an original idea spring forth from his lips. He recycles a lot of worn talking points but tries to make them sound like his own deep thoughts. Reminds of Hannity in that way. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2015 08:37 AM (NeFrd) 302 'The canned food item will give the students a sense of empowerment to protect themselves and will make them feel secure in case an intruder enters their classroom.' Damn the idiocy "Sense of" and "feels" vs. Pb. I'll take copper and lead for $1,000 to win. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 08:37 AM (sWy3V) 303 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:06 AM (kff5f) My deepest condolences, Allen. She's in glory now, doing and seeing things we can't even imagine. Blessings to you and your family. Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at January 14, 2015 08:37 AM (Zls+j) 304 Ah, Tina. You're late, girl. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 08:38 AM (GoAv3) 305 I'm still confused. Were the people at the kosher grocery drawing cartoons too? Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 14, 2015 08:38 AM (COhcy) 306 294 Steevy, So am I..... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 14, 2015 08:38 AM (URllr) 307 "Sense of" and "feels" vs. Pb. -! No peanut butter because hypothetical gun man might be allergic Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2015 08:38 AM (dl64A) 308 Posted by: Milli Vannili at January 14, 2015 08:37 AM (e8kgV) So fewer EITC fraud investigations? Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 14, 2015 08:39 AM (GqEzX) 309 They are just your garden variety "extremists", who have nothing to do with Islam. Imagine if every act of terror was recounted by someone who read a particular book by Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck. Would they exempt Beck or Limbaugh? Posted by: --- at January 14, 2015 08:39 AM (MMC8r) 310 TODO: 1. Open (specifically) Harem butcher shop. 2. Order delivery of some Mohammedan newspaper (they have those, right?) 3. Use said newspaper in place of butcher paper. 4. Profit. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:39 AM (kff5f) 311 throws spam can of 7.62x54r into bag You said bring canned items. I did. Posted by: RWC - now packing assault peas at January 14, 2015 08:39 AM (fWAjv) 312 Better Tina than 'Ector. Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2015 08:40 AM (L6/+u) 313 " at the kosher grocery" Something there but I can't quite put my finger on it. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 08:40 AM (GoAv3) 314 297 Mr Scribbler, Gabe is in fine company with such intellectual giants as Ragtime Shaw and Noah "what boat" Rothman... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 14, 2015 08:40 AM (URllr) 315 RWC. Excellent. Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 14, 2015 08:41 AM (COhcy) 316 I'd like to connect up Tina with Hector. Maybe she could turn his life around. Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2015 08:41 AM (6um35) 317 We're not in Kansas anymore, TODO. Posted by: dorothy at January 14, 2015 08:41 AM (L6/+u) 318 AllenG, so sorry for your loss. As you know, she's in a far better place! Thank you for sharing the story about the Certs popping in church. Brought back great memories of my own Mother passing them around in church like they were crack. Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 14, 2015 08:41 AM (BLFGI) 319 306 I know sven,I follow you bro. Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2015 08:41 AM (v5UtH) 320 When they go around the room asking everyone about their culture ... -- "Culture is a cisnormative artificial construct that entrenches the status quo" I am very late to the thread, but surely this is a candidate for Winner. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015 08:41 AM (JtwS4) 321 An idiot principal in Alabama wants students to bring cans of food to class to throw at gunman... *** Hey, she stole that idea from us! /Tom & Jerry Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2015 08:41 AM (NeFrd) 322 " at the kosher grocery" Something there but I can't quite put my finger on it. -- Just activists protesting lack of gluten-free products. Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2015 08:42 AM (dl64A) 323 I just realized none of my cast iron skillets are halal. Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 14, 2015 08:42 AM (COhcy) 324 Oh yay! CNN is now covering the canned goods story. Can't wait for this to become a thing nationwide. Posted by: RWC - now packing assault peas at January 14, 2015 08:42 AM (fWAjv) 325 Can you help me, J.J.? Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2015 08:42 AM (L6/+u) 326 325 Can you help me, J.J.? Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2015 08:42 AM (L6/+u) Is he your only hope? Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:42 AM (2Ojst) 327 An idiot principal in Alabama wants students to bring cans of food to class to throw at gunman... Someone explain to me the moral difference between, on the one hand, no weapon at all and a can of green beans (this would be re: elementary school kids), and on the other, a can of green beans and a knife or gun (for bigger kids who might actually be able to protect themselves with said can of green beans). Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:43 AM (kff5f) 328 Just came in from shoveling. It's so cold out, my fillings hurt. Srsly. Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 08:43 AM (7ObY1) 329 Hey man,don't laugh.You ever get hit upside the face by a can of peas?Hurts like a mofo. Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2015 08:44 AM (v5UtH) 330 Is he your only hope? Yes. It's a kosher question! Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2015 08:44 AM (L6/+u) 331 319 Steevy, Just saying Twitters fun... But this is home. I had a lot of fun with Sally Kohn last week... The Dolph Lundgren pic was a hoot Posted by: Sven10077 at January 14, 2015 08:44 AM (URllr) 332 I just realized none of my cast iron skillets are halal. Bacon FTW! Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:44 AM (kff5f) 333 An idiot principal in Alabama wants students to bring cans of food to class to throw at gunman should they come in shooting them. ** Forget it kids, you'll shoot your eye out. /Department Store Santa Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2015 08:44 AM (NeFrd) 334 If we don't can peas, then peas will can us!!! Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2015 08:45 AM (L6/+u) 335 Someone explain to me the moral difference between, on the one hand, no weapon at all and a can of green beans (this would be re: elementary school kids), and on the other, a can of green beans and a knife or gun (for bigger kids who might actually be able to protect themselves with said can of green beans). Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:43 AM (kff5f) What they need are hall monitors with Browning water-cooled machine guns, a la Funky Winkerbean. Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:45 AM (2Ojst) 336 >>> I just realized none of my cast iron skillets are halal. Bacon! Is there anything it can't do? Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2015 08:45 AM (Ua6T/) 337 All I'm saying is give peas a chance! Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:45 AM (kff5f) 338 Visualize whirled peas. Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:46 AM (2Ojst) 339 An idiot principal in Alabama wants students to bring cans of food to class to throw at gunman should they come in shooting them. ** Hey kid, you throw like an eight-year-old! /Formerly crazed gunman, now pissed-off gunman. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2015 08:46 AM (NeFrd) 340 Idiotocracy, you're soaking in it. Posted by: maddogg at January 14, 2015 08:47 AM (xWW96) 341 Nice throw Billy! You beaned him! Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2015 08:47 AM (NeFrd) 342 What they need are hall monitors with Browning water-cooled machine guns, a la Funky Winkerbean. Well, maybe not. But I'm semi-serious about that "explain the moral difference" thing. Either a canned food item is not useful as a weapon, in which case bringing it to school is worse than useless (imparting, as it would, a false sense of security), or it is useful as a weapon, in which case (since the point of bringing it would be to use it as a weapon) there is no real difference between it and a baseball bat, or a knife, or even a gun. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:48 AM (kff5f) 343 Kate at Small Dead Animals tweets re. the five words to ruin a date: "This is my brother, Mohammed." Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2015 08:48 AM (L6/+u) 344 341 Nice throw Billy! You beaned him! Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2015 08:47 AM (NeFrd) Heh. throws canned corn You creamed him! Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:48 AM (2Ojst) 345 I just realized none of my cast iron skillets are halal. Posted by: Mr. Dave Mine cook bacon. Alot. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 08:48 AM (sWy3V) 346 When canned beets are banned, only criminals will have canned beets. Posted by: --- at January 14, 2015 08:49 AM (MMC8r) 347 When canned beets are banned, only criminals will have canned beets. This is acceptable to me. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:49 AM (kff5f) 348 "First, Huckabee is falling into the same trap conservative culture critics always seem to: if it's popular, they don't like it" Hey Gabe, maybe most of us dislike most popular "culture" because it sucks? Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 08:49 AM (7ObY1) 349 Can of corn, Kid. I played in the bigs. Posted by: Third Round Draft Pick Terrorist at January 14, 2015 08:49 AM (COhcy) 350 "Yes. It's a kosher question!" Oy vey Wan Kenobi.....? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 08:50 AM (GoAv3) 351 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:48 AM (kff5f) There is no difference. An inanimate object is an inanimate object. But we know that. They don't. Posted by: RWC - now packing assault peas at January 14, 2015 08:50 AM (fWAjv) 352 I am so sorry Allen. Even though you had accepted that she was gone years ago I know from experience with my father that you are really never prepared for the pain and loss when it happens. Be strong. Posted by: Chilling the most at January 14, 2015 08:50 AM (wWs6x) 353 Either a canned food item is not useful as a weapon, in which case bringing it to school is worse than useless (imparting, as it would, a false sense of security), or it is useful as a weapon, in which case (since the point of bringing it would be to use it as a weapon) there is no real difference between it and a baseball bat, or a knife, or even a gun. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:48 AM (kff5f) This. That's what I was driving at when I said that the State 'grants us permission' to defend ourselves, just not effectively. Thanks for being more clear than I. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 14, 2015 08:50 AM (fwARV) 354 350 "Yes. It's a kosher question!" Oy vey Wan Kenobi.....? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 08:50 AM (GoAv3) You just won the internetz for the day, sir! LMAO! Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:50 AM (2Ojst) 355 Cast iron pans and bacon go together like Kate Upton and tight sweaters. Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 08:50 AM (7ObY1) 356 Popular culture is mostly filth and garbage.That's just a fact. Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2015 08:50 AM (v5UtH) 357 Nice throw Billy! You beaned him! I'm laughing so hard I think I pea'd myself. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 08:51 AM (sWy3V) 358 Hey kids, let's beet the crap out of this guy! Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2015 08:51 AM (NeFrd) 359 Will the SS check you out now if you say you want Obama impeached? Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2015 08:51 AM (L6/+u) 360 JJ Sefton - only 799 days?! Posted by: Null at January 14, 2015 08:52 AM (xjpRj) 361 Just don't fall on your can you're laughing so hard, rickb223. Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2015 08:52 AM (L6/+u) 362 Morning, Glories! Putting my 2¢ in so I'm a commenter, not one of those bloodsucking lurkers. Read up to comment #100 so far, and I figure the Ben dump will be up by the time I get back from feeding the pets, soooo... I can't really converse in "real time." If we allow large canned goods in schools, isn't there a danger the students will use them on each other, or on the teachers? And what if some student dropped a can on his or her toe? Letting canned corn in seems like a slimy slope to me. Posted by: mindful webworker - as if I knew anything at January 14, 2015 08:52 AM (jqZ8a) 363 344 341 Nice throw Billy! You beaned him! Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2015 08:47 AM (NeFrd) Heh. throws canned corn You creamed him! -- Dying here. Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2015 08:52 AM (cbfNE) 364 Good shot, Jenny! That should really im-pear him! Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:52 AM (kff5f) 365 Good morning all! I hope you try to ignore the negative and focus on the positive. Doom and gloom is not a way to go through life. Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 14, 2015 08:53 AM (RznxJ) 366 THIS! 47 Thinking of converting to Judaism, just for the shape-shifting. Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 07:13 AM (7ObY1) Posted by: sugar plum fairy refuses to take down her tree at January 14, 2015 08:53 AM (wtwHR) 367 Raise your cans, class, and give this miscreant the peas of the grave! Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:53 AM (2Ojst) 368 Nice to know our school defense initiative was inspired by a Little Rascals Short. Posted by: --- at January 14, 2015 08:54 AM (MMC8r) 369 Thinking of converting to Judaism, just for the shape-shifting. If I convert to Judaism, will someone teach me how to make a golem? Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:54 AM (kff5f) 370 That was one peachy throw, Jimmy! Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:54 AM (2Ojst) 371 >>>365 Good morning all! I hope you try to ignore the negative and focus on the positive. Doom and gloom is not a way to go through life. Fuck off. Posted by: Third Round Draft Pick Terrorist at January 14, 2015 08:54 AM (COhcy) 372 "Will the SS check you out now if you say you want Obama impeached?" I've bean worried about this. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 08:54 AM (GoAv3) 373 Just don't fall on your can you're laughing so hard, rickb223. Posted by: andycanuck Golf clap. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 08:54 AM (sWy3V) 374 @365 That is your opinion. The majority of people like the popular culture. Don't get mad over it. Just find something to entertain you. Life is too short to hate. Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 14, 2015 08:55 AM (RznxJ) 375 Either a canned food item is not useful as a weapon, in which case bringing it to school is worse than useless (imparting, as it would, a false sense of security), or it is useful as a weapon, in which case (since the point of bringing it would be to use it as a weapon) there is no real difference between it and a baseball bat, or a knife, or even a gun. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:48 AM (kff5f) This. That's what I was driving at when I said that the State 'grants us permission' to defend ourselves, just not effectively. Thanks for being more clear than I. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 14, 2015 08:50 AM (fwARV) ** People like this school principal are so deeply vested in the notion of "guns are evil, dangerous, deadly, etc." that they simply cannot bring themselves to recognize the need for a forceful, proportionate response to violence. Hence the fig leaf approaches to defending schools. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2015 08:55 AM (NeFrd) 376 369 Thinking of converting to Judaism, just for the shape-shifting. If I convert to Judaism, will someone teach me how to make a golem? Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:54 AM (kff5f) Oh hell yes. I'll even grow the twisty sideburn thingies for that. Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2015 08:55 AM (2Ojst) 377 Nice try, Hector. Not. Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 08:55 AM (7ObY1) 378 Back again trying to work on thermostat Huck is a religious tax and spend big government liberal. He ain't worth a shit. Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 08:55 AM (wlDny) 379 Considering all the things that Obama has done to ruin this country, not attending the Paris march is not the sort of thing I care about. But since it is without substance, naturally it's the one thing the Media will criticize Obama about. Kind of like wearing the wrong tie or something. Much as I sympathize with the victims of islamic terrorism, all the marches in the world aren't going to help. Unless they are of armed soldiers, weapons aimed and just about to fire, advancing on every mosque on the planet. Posted by: Null at January 14, 2015 08:55 AM (xjpRj) 380 Idiot in. Posted by: --- at January 14, 2015 08:55 AM (MMC8r) 381 dump Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 08:55 AM (wlDny) 382 @371 Do not let have consume you. You will be the only loser. Hate will not change anything. Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 14, 2015 08:56 AM (RznxJ) 383 Nice throw Billy! You beaned him! Posted by: Seamus Muldoon Yeah. You really waxed his ass! Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 08:56 AM (sWy3V) 384 Meanwhile, in Michigan Republicans and Democrats working together against Conservatives to raise the state sales tax. Because the infrastructure, the children and the governing. http://tinyurl.com/nsrx46e Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2015 08:56 AM (kdS6q) 385 Our Murderous Muslim-Killing Catholic Warrior has apparently converted to follow Bobby McFerrin. Posted by: --- at January 14, 2015 08:56 AM (MMC8r) 386 383 Nice throw Billy! You beaned him! Posted by: Seamus Muldoon IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE CANNED ITEMS!!! Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at January 14, 2015 08:56 AM (2Ojst) 387 @380 Good morning! Hope all is well on your end. Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 14, 2015 08:56 AM (RznxJ) 388 Fucking Hector is here already? I thought somebody had forgotten to flush. Posted by: maddogg at January 14, 2015 08:57 AM (xWW96) 389 That principal is so dumb she ought to be canned! Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2015 08:57 AM (NeFrd) 390 Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 14, 2015 08:56 AM (RznxJ) ** Hey, you're just in time for our big food drive. Want a can of mixed vegetables? Heh! Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2015 08:58 AM (NeFrd) 391 @385 The economy is booming and I am making a killing in the stock market. Life is great for me. Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 14, 2015 08:58 AM (RznxJ) 392 @388 Good morning! Hope all is well with you and yours. Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 14, 2015 08:59 AM (RznxJ) 393 You've been canned. Posted by: McBain, action hero at January 14, 2015 09:00 AM (L6/+u) 394 People like this school principal are so deeply vested in the notion of "guns are evil, dangerous, deadly, etc." that they simply cannot bring themselves to recognize the need for a forceful, proportionate response to violence. Hence the fig leaf approaches to defending schools. Combined with their blind assumption that "unarmed teenagers" cannot be dangerous (and the unspoken assumptions which fuel that), it makes them more dangerous than if they just came out and said "No, you have no right to defend yourself." It's based on the same philosophy as places that prohibit carrying guns (30.06 notices here in Texas), and the reason I believe that any place that says I cannot carry a gun should be legally and civilly liable for my safety. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 09:00 AM (kff5f) 395 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 08:06 AM Condolences and prayers, AllenG. May her memory be eternal. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 09:01 AM (knoK7) 396 Allen - My Condolences... Posted by: Fewenuff at January 14, 2015 09:14 AM (zPNX5) 397 Gabe's not our enemy. It's crazy how people go off on him. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 08:28 AM (IXrOn) Thank you, and good points on the article he wrote. Gabe-bashing is why I stopped reading the morning thread. I can't believe it's still going on. He took a lot of undeserved crap. I disagree with Gabe on a few important things but we have too much in common and I appreciate his point of view. We all disagree on something. I'm not going to go off on, say, fellow Jewish morons--or for that matter, Ace--about Jesus or fellow Catholic morons about Mary. We should be bigger than that. 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