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This Wednesday's Racist, Colonialist Charlie Hebdo Cover
Three million copies will be printed; the paper usually prints 50,000.
I don't really get the intent of the cover, but then, I never understand any of their cartoons, really. As I don't understand them, I don't pretend to be able to divine their intent and judge their politics. This separates me from the left, who also doesn't understand the house style of Charlie Hebdo humor, but which wants to portray itself as experts on all things, and have, therefore, been claiming to "really get" Charlie Hebdo since they heard of it last Wednesday. And they've decided, along with the Islamists, that Charlie Hebdo kind of deserved it.For a political position which claims to place such a strong emphasis on empathy, it has been sorely lacking on the far-Left in recent days. That all of the journalists were murdered over a difference of opinion is apparently irrelevant; instead, I have seen a far greater effort on the demonstration on far-Left credentials through the condemnation of Charlie Hebdo and freedom of speech than on solidarity with democrats and anti-Islamists. More importantly, in criticising the cartoons in response to an outpouring of sympathy for Charlie Hebdo, it is implied that their deaths are less important than if those cartoons had never been drawn. "Those criticising Charlie Hebdo's cartoons are implying that the victims are unworthy of sympathy whilst denying they’re doing such a thing." https://twitter.com/JoeMiles94/status/553218280241242112 This is the heart of the opposition towards people celebrating free speech in defiance of Islamist violence – that ultimately, people who disagree with the far-Left are worth less as people, and the legitimacy of what they have to say is devalued as a result. This perspective is far more dangerous to freedom of speech than violent lunatics, as rather than arguing the problem with freedom of speech is a cartoon mocking Islamist demagoguery, freedom of speech is instead criticised as a flawed value. It is what prompts the usage of 'Freeze Peaches' [making fun of the concept of free speech by calling it by a babytalk name -- ace ] or "Free Speech" in quotation marks. This, not gun-toting maniacs, is the real threat to freedom of speech over the coming weeks and months – that Charlie Hebdo’s insistence on satirising Islamism makes them too irreverent for their principles to be defended. They and their values must be.Below then the new cover of Charlie Hebdo. I don't get it. Mohammad is saying "All is forgiven." I don't... I don't understand what they're trying to say. I think sometimes this paper gets so lost in ironizing an ironic take originally made ironically that their actual message disappears somewhere up in the seventh dimension of their own assholes (which then allows ignorant American left-wingers to claim this communist- oriented left-wing magazine is Racist and ergo RightWing). If anyone can explain this to me, let me know.
La Une de Charlie Hebdo de mercredi: pic.twitter.com/NoG7Inqjc8
— Luc Peillon (@l_peillon) January 12, 2015Largest Islamic body in the world @OIC_OCI calls for more anti-free speech laws in wake of Charlie Hebdo attack http://t.co/3EenpV8bFQ
— Patrick Poole (@pspoole) January 12, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: the real ch3 at January 12, 2015 05:01 PM (IG5KL)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 12, 2015 05:02 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: NCKate at January 12, 2015 05:03 PM (mVv5B)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 12, 2015 05:03 PM (Bn6aD)
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Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 12, 2015 05:03 PM (3jmxp)
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Posted by: dogfish at January 12, 2015 05:03 PM (1vYi0)
Posted by: Pastorus at January 12, 2015 05:04 PM (7eA96)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball, Joke Expert at January 12, 2015 05:04 PM (yn6XZ)
Posted by: the real ch3 at January 12, 2015 05:04 PM (IG5KL)
From the nation that brought you Camus, post-modern angst and ennui goes to 11.
Posted by: brak at January 12, 2015 05:04 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2015 05:04 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 12, 2015 05:04 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2015 05:04 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 12, 2015 05:05 PM (0k2IJ)
Posted by: MacGruber at January 12, 2015 05:05 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Pastorus at January 12, 2015 05:05 PM (7eA96)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 12, 2015 05:05 PM (knoK7)
I have an exciting, controversial, new idea to really spike CNN and MSNBC's ratings. It involves some dolls, cartoons, the Prophet Mohammad, fire, some Koran and some 'moderate Muslims' that don't appreciate satire.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 12, 2015 05:05 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: the real ch3 at January 12, 2015 05:05 PM (IG5KL)
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On one hand you got your multicultural cognitive dissonance. On the other hand you got your stereotypical Arab loon in a funny hat.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 12, 2015 05:06 PM (AcTvz)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2015 05:06 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball, Joke Expert at January 12, 2015 05:06 PM (yn6XZ)
It does...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 12, 2015 05:06 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 12, 2015 05:07 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: Randy Marsh, Cancer Survivor at January 12, 2015 05:08 PM (yn6XZ)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 12, 2015 05:08 PM (Bn6aD)
And, if so, it is utterly untrue. But if their stock in trade is publishing provocative things, suggesting shame from Muslims is, I suppose, provocative.
Upshot: Too subtle by half
Posted by: Kirk at January 12, 2015 05:09 PM (GBnWt)
Posted by: The Prophet Some Dope at January 12, 2015 05:09 PM (7GBH9)
Posted by: Ezra Klein at January 12, 2015 05:09 PM (0vU31)
***
any liberal person or organization that embarasses the progressive faithful is automatically right - wing.
see also the Sally Kohn bullshit on ppl killed by right wingers in the USA since 911. They ignore, AFAIK:
Major Hassan
Chris Dorner
Joseph Stack
Moh'med Reza Taheriazar
Hesham Mohamed Hadayet
Ali Muh'mad Brown
Sulejman Talovic
Amy Bishop
James Lee
Beltway Snipers
Floyd Lee Corkins
Loughner
who should be considered lefty or islamic (and therefore lefty).
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 12, 2015 05:09 PM (pofbO)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buraq
Muhammad rode Barack through the seven heavens to meet God.
Posted by: I'll Never Tell at January 12, 2015 05:09 PM (ir3Yt)
No civilians = no collateral damage.
Posted by: cool arrow at January 12, 2015 05:10 PM (7XKHI)
Posted by: joefl65 at January 12, 2015 05:10 PM (UFV5W)
Posted by: dantesed at January 12, 2015 05:10 PM (88xKn)
Which is still meant to rile up Muslims dince any representation of ole PedoMo is haram.
Posted by: @votermom at January 12, 2015 05:10 PM (cbfNE)
I'll be curious to see what's inside, though - whether they continue to spray feces everywhere and on everybody, or whether they suddenly start shying away from certain subjects.
Posted by: Annalucia at January 12, 2015 05:10 PM (a5bF3)
My take:
Big Mo is saying all is forgiven for the Charlie folks for poking fun at him - that the violence Islamists are implementing in his name is not what he would want.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2015 05:10 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: MacGruber
Oh, so he looks like a Jew and is lying about Islam.
Sarcasm and irony.
Off with their heads!!
Posted by: Imam Sharia El Bossi at January 12, 2015 05:10 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Hurrican LaFawnduh at January 12, 2015 05:11 PM (HBAcW)
And even though I'm French, I refuse to learn the garbage language of socialists.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 12, 2015 05:11 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 12, 2015 05:11 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Mike at January 12, 2015 05:11 PM (c056A)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2015 05:11 PM (l1zOH)
They are french, I don't expect to understand their humor. What I do understand is that they aren't cowering and that is what is important.
Posted by: Lea at January 12, 2015 05:11 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 12, 2015 05:11 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: the real ch3 at January 12, 2015 05:12 PM (IG5KL)
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 12, 2015 05:12 PM (6/J77)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2015 05:12 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: Mohammed, Jesus Freak at January 12, 2015 05:12 PM (yn6XZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2015 05:13 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: The French at January 12, 2015 05:13 PM (evdj2)
Sounds blasphemous.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 12, 2015 05:13 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at January 12, 2015 05:13 PM (ir3Yt)
I just looked at the cover and I do understand it. It stinks.
It's a big Fuck You to all the people who showed or expressed support and sympathy for the hateful assholes at Charlie Hedbo, sincerely and insincerely.
One of the staff a CH said this weekend that he "vomits on" those who expressed support, especially ALL the people on the Right.
So that's their first reaction. A fuck you instead of a thank you. Well, fuck you, too, Charlie Hedbo.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 05:13 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: l jutzi at January 12, 2015 05:13 PM (c0a3j)
Posted by: dogfish at January 12, 2015 05:13 PM (1vYi0)
My take on the cover is that they are portraying Muhammad (you know, the Prophet) as regretful of what happened and, of course, holding up the hashtag sign.
Naturally, this will piss off the Muslim extremists...or in other words, the Muslims.
Posted by: SGT York at January 12, 2015 05:13 PM (gjaCP)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 12, 2015 05:13 PM (/jpU8)
Sad Mohammed, willing to bury the hatchet, totally sympathetic. Charlie's saying, "OK, oppose THIS image of Mohammed."
Posted by: AmishDude at January 12, 2015 05:14 PM (L2xDv)
Posted by: cool arrow at January 12, 2015 05:14 PM (7XKHI)
Liberal policies always lead to disaster and death. History has proven it, yet when the deaths arrive, the leftists have a march/rally in the town square, while never adjusting the policies that lead to the deaths in the first place.
Therefore, it will keep happening over and over.
Posted by: Dan at January 12, 2015 05:14 PM (COpZ4)
Posted by: Hurrican LaFawnduh at January 12, 2015 05:15 PM (HBAcW)
If they showed Mohammed joining in the Holy Trinity's anal sodomy train, I would have been impressed...
But no survivors putting this issue together quite had the stomach to draw that cartoon and so, well, Catch-22 covered it:
"During the night his talented roommate died, and Yossarian decided that he had followed him far enough."
Posted by: Roscoe at January 12, 2015 05:15 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2015 05:15 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 05:15 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: The Prophet Some Dope at January 12, 2015 05:15 PM (7GBH9)
Posted by: cool arrow at January 12, 2015 05:16 PM (7XKHI)
That's my guess.
Because, you know...they already came out and said "We vomit at you, saying 'You are Charlie'"...to those people who are also making excuses for the Islamists.
So, they're showing Mohamhead himself, holding up an "I am Charlie"sign, as though that erases all the murder that he has caused.
Posted by: wheatie at January 12, 2015 05:16 PM (AQysw)
*I really shouldn't have to add this, but sometimes the more thick-headed here jump to conclusions. So I will add that, no, I do not think they deserved to be slaughtered. Their hate and their idiotic cartoons do not bother me because they just stupid fucking cartoons by stupid fucking leftists.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 05:16 PM (IKE1C)
I think it is muslims apologizing for what happened. "We apologize -we are Charlie." Pretty weak shit, if you ask me, but then agin, why squander all the good will you just got?
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at January 12, 2015 05:16 PM (F192H)
No kidding?
>>> Sad Mohammed, willing to bury the hatchet, totally sympathetic. Charlie's saying, "OK, oppose THIS image of Mohammed."
I believe Mo is apologizing for some of his worshipers and Charlie is saying "All is forgiven"
I know they claim they don't worship Moham the Goat Boy. They do.
Posted by: fluffy at January 12, 2015 05:16 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2015 05:16 PM (c3xwz)
I had almost forgotten that Big Mo's horse was named Barack.
Barack Hussein Obama. Yea, its a real mystery why he won't hammer Islamic terrorism.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2015 05:17 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Josh Earnest at January 12, 2015 05:17 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 12, 2015 05:17 PM (vuwaZ)
Posted by: dogfish at January 12, 2015 05:17 PM (1vYi0)
Well, there, self appointed Ace's Hall Monitor, I was asking what his sign read - not the headline above his turban.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 12, 2015 05:17 PM (0k2IJ)
Posted by: joefl65 at January 12, 2015 05:17 PM (UFV5W)
Posted by: Lauren at January 12, 2015 05:17 PM (lZpRv)
Posted by: WisRich at January 12, 2015 05:17 PM (hdpay)
That is all.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 12, 2015 05:18 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2015 05:18 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: avi at January 12, 2015 05:18 PM (viqX2)
Unless they are Christian and following the tenets of their faith and forgiving their enemies.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 12, 2015 05:18 PM (e9RH/)
Posted by: Achmed at January 12, 2015 05:18 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Ralphie at January 12, 2015 05:19 PM (yn6XZ)
Britain?
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 12, 2015 05:19 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Radeaminit at January 12, 2015 05:19 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: 40% of the muslim population at January 12, 2015 05:19 PM (Nk8XV)
Posted by: pep at January 12, 2015 05:19 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 12, 2015 05:19 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 12, 2015 05:19 PM (/jpU8)
The latter started in 730 or so and it doesn't seem that the early Islamic empire was particularly opposed to iconography until around that time.
Early Islam was not as clearly a separate religion from Christianity as it is now...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2015 05:19 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Lauren at January 12, 2015 05:19 PM (lZpRv)
Tell us how you really feel. Don't sugar-coat it. I feel that you're holding back.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 12, 2015 05:19 PM (HBAcW)
Posted by: Eromero at January 12, 2015 05:20 PM (go5uR)
Which would be in-your-face f*cking hysterical if that's what they're
saying.
Beat me to it. It's subtle, but definitely a WWJD moment.
That being said, I prefer 'angry Jesus' who overturns tables and advocates passive aggressive methods that don't get ya killed.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 12, 2015 05:20 PM (zxQ4h)
Well, there, self appointed Ace's Hall Monitor, I was asking what his sign read - not the headline above his turban.
Posted by: shredded chi
I said unconventional. But if you mean the sign, it has been all over the internet for a week.
Posted by: dogfish at January 12, 2015 05:20 PM (1vYi0)
Thats the way I read it too, including the part about it being untrue.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2015 05:20 PM (g1DWB)
You guys are way off base.
The cartoon is about how EVERYONE who "je suises" with Charlie are as insincere as if the supreme muslim had said it.
They're very bitter at Charlie Hedbo. And rotten. Bitter and rotten people who draw cartoons.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 05:21 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 12, 2015 05:21 PM (HBAcW)
i mean of course killing was wrong, but such low class discourse should not be added to freedom of speech , because classless! where's the gentle poke of humor?
me channeling the left this week
Posted by: willow at January 12, 2015 05:21 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: brak at January 12, 2015 05:21 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: Josh Earnest at January 12, 2015 05:21 PM (3jmxp)
You'd think just this once the left could fight for free speech for a fellow-traveler. Instead, we get the "I'm all in favor of free speech, but....." The concept of "hate speech" is pernicious - it always devolves into "hate speech equals speech I don't like."
Posted by: duke at January 12, 2015 05:21 PM (ChY2Q)
4 I don't get it? Are they forgiving the mohammadens?
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 12, 2015 05:03 PM (Bn6aD)
Could it be meant sarcastically? You know "oh some Muslims held up a sign supporting so yeah now we're totally cool after they just killed a bunch of us."
a similar response to what we have to hashtag diplomacy.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 12, 2015 05:21 PM (z/Ubi)
Until it does.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 12, 2015 05:21 PM (XmOA9)
Suppose you draw Saladin having a harem of young boys. Or Aisha at age 9 looking in terror at a rapist off-state.
They're an honor culture, and they don't care if Mohammed is insulted, they care that *they* are insulted.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 12, 2015 05:22 PM (L2xDv)
Posted by: The Who Was Phone Guy at January 12, 2015 05:22 PM (vgIRn)
In other words, Islamists murdered us, but then they turned around and said, "I Am Charlie." So all is forgiven.
That's how I read it anyway.
Posted by: j11e13 at January 12, 2015 05:22 PM (n/JT6)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 12, 2015 05:22 PM (AC0lD)
Of course they don't care they they killed 11 ?) people (That was the intention) and they don't feel they have anything they need to be forgiven for.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2015 05:22 PM (DXzRD)
I think they're admitting France has been overrun by a bunch of dickhead Mohammedans.
Posted by: Zombie Winston at January 12, 2015 05:22 PM (Xv7f/)
So they're like that Madcow dude, huh?
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 12, 2015 05:23 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2015 05:23 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 05:24 PM (IKE1C)
Similar to "the third holiest site in Islam" being Jerusalem.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 12, 2015 05:24 PM (L2xDv)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Oh, okay. So they should just be fine with a bunch of preening posers exploiting this barbarism to pretend they're courageous and stuff for holding a candle? Where's their gratitude?
Posted by: pep at January 12, 2015 05:24 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2015 05:24 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2015 05:25 PM (DXzRD)
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Indeed. THIS was the day the clown cried...
Posted by: SGT York at January 12, 2015 05:25 PM (gjaCP)
D'oh.
Posted by: jd at January 12, 2015 05:25 PM (ROXo4)
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Is this anything like "toot sweet"?
Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2015 05:25 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: Fabulist Twat at January 12, 2015 05:26 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: elaine at January 12, 2015 05:26 PM (Y0Piu)
ALL muslims can be forgiven just as soon as you show me the myriad of Christian riots, beheadings and general acts of malice following satiric portrayals of Christ.
Until then fuck that malevolent cult of deranged animals.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 12, 2015 05:26 PM (jeCnD)
Given the cultural basis for Islam, I'd go with "yes, it is native in nature".
Those great Levant artworks prior to the 600s really stand out, don't they?
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 12, 2015 05:26 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Vladimir at January 12, 2015 05:27 PM (yn6XZ)
Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2015 05:25 PM (qbgxo)
Antagonize the Ewok at your peril, monsieur.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 12, 2015 05:27 PM (vgIRn)
#soup du jour charlie
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 05:27 PM (IKE1C)
Google "Iconoclasm"
Posted by: Chris Balsz at January 12, 2015 05:27 PM (kTWS+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2015 05:25 PM (DXzRD)
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If what I heard is true, they were there at the gathering being irreverent and ragey.
Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2015 05:27 PM (qbgxo)
Don't care what anyone says. Lewis had the best physical comedy scene of all time in Sailor Beware. And is it ironic that this Jew is the most beloved comedian / person in France?
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 12, 2015 05:28 PM (3jmxp)
I prefer his Dad's methods: smite the fuckers.
Posted by: SGT York at January 12, 2015 05:28 PM (gjaCP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2015 05:28 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Le Drill Thrawl at January 12, 2015 05:28 PM (xtpUs)
and the magazine above says "all is forgiven"
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 05:29 PM (zOTsN)
So they were marching but obviously not for the same reasons.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2015 05:29 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2015 05:29 PM (6um35)
Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2015 05:25 PM (qbgxo)
Antagonize the Ewok at your peril, monsieur.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains
Best done before 9 am.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2015 05:29 PM (JP4JT)
THE CRUSADES, YOU H8TER!!!
/libfools
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 12, 2015 05:29 PM (/jpU8)
It shows Mohammed crying and holding up a "I am Charlie" sign, so: Mohammed does not approve of the violence and stands with the other people holding up "I am Charlie" signs, i.e. people opposed to the violence.
The "all is forgiven" makes the most sense if you read it as Mohammed saying he forgives Charlie for making fun of him. That would reinforce the above message.
If Charlie wanted to go the "F*** YOU" route, they could have drawn a cartoon of Mohammed giving a thumbs-up to guys shooting up a building labeled "Charlie Hebdo" with a sarcastic caption saying "THE RELIGION OF PEACE" or some such. And I really wouldn't have blamed them very much.
P.S. Once the issue actually comes out, perhaps there will be an editorial or something that spells it out and we won't have to speculate.
Posted by: who is that? at January 12, 2015 05:29 PM (O7l6D)
If Charlie Hebdo really wanted to be edgy and get some attention, the cover of this issue would have shown Obama in a racially stereotypical fashion having unconsented carnal knowledge of Marianne.
But Charlie only surfs left.
Posted by: Lt. Col. Kilgore at January 12, 2015 05:29 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 12, 2015 05:29 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Lea at January 12, 2015 05:29 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2015 05:15 PM (l1zOH)
Writing shit on your hands is totally mine.
Well, mine and Jim Messina's.
Posted by: Jennifer Psaki at January 12, 2015 05:30 PM (oKE6c)
You guys are way off base.
The cartoon is about how EVERYONE who "je suises" with Charlie are as insincere as if the supreme muslim had said it.
They're very bitter at Charlie Hedbo. And rotten. Bitter and rotten people who draw cartoons.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 05:21 PM (IKE1C)
Yea, I'm not reading anything nice into this at all. I don't pretend to understand it, but I DO know whatever they mean is NOT intended to give anyone the warm fuzzies.
I personally think they're more upset that the massacre gives credence and support to the positions of those they deem "far right" than they are about the actual loss of their co-workers.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2015 05:30 PM (5knmJ)
Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 12, 2015 05:30 PM (8TdcF)
D'oh.
Posted by: jd at January 12, 2015 05:25 PM (ROXo4)
Mohammed himself exterminated entire peoples. See: Jews, Qurayza.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 12, 2015 05:30 PM (fwARV)
The guy at Charlie Hedbo was very upset that the pope, the pope of all people, would dare express his sympathy for his slain colleagues.
He said he "vomits" on the pope. And the queen.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 05:30 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2015 05:31 PM (JP4JT)
http://tinyurl.com/o2kl2je
Many examples of him being depicted going back to at least the 1300s.
PS -- When you try and tease out details about who exactly zombie is, keep in mind this archive is plenty of reason for muslims to want zombie dead.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 12, 2015 05:31 PM (Nk8XV)
I think they're saying f%ck you to the johnny-come-lately's who are supporting them now but didn't do anything (or even notice, such as the US MSM) when Charlie was doing this back in 2006 and getting sued, and in 2012 and getting bombed. The MSM in general was not all Je Suis Charlie when they were one of the few publications willing to reprint the Danish Mohammed cartoons.
The vomit comment seems right in line with their let's skewer everyone approach. It's what they do, it's who they are.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2015 05:31 PM (ABcz/)
What a lame cover, but they will sell 3 million copies, more than their entire circulation last year.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 12, 2015 05:31 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 12, 2015 05:31 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 12, 2015 05:32 PM (XzRw1)
Mohammed is saying All is Forgiven, but also Je Suis Charlie, and in tears, so the figure is saying My followers made a hash of everything. Yes, what you did with the cartoons was insulting, but *this* is beyond the pale so I stand with YOU.
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at January 12, 2015 05:32 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Chris Matthews
Well done. I could hear his voice and see the spittle fly from the corners of his mouth.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 05:32 PM (IKE1C)
Ask yourself... Would you declare Christ as your Savior or reaffirm your Jewish faith if they were threatening your neck?
It would be tough to choose the dull sword.
This should not be a question to consider in this day and time.
Glass. Make the rubble bounce.
Who are the cowards?
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 12, 2015 05:33 PM (vuwaZ)
What a lame cover, but they will sell 3 million copies, more than their entire circulation last year.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 12, 2015 05:31 PM (0FSuD)
I believe it's meant to be read sarcastically.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 12, 2015 05:33 PM (z/Ubi)
From this perspective I believe this is saying that because Mo is holding the "I am Charlie" sign that all is forgiven- that Mo can be forgiven for everything just because he brandishes the sign- a comment perhaps on the people/press too cowardly to cover violent islamists for fear of being called "insensitive or islamophobic"
Posted by: lb at January 12, 2015 05:33 PM (iK+VM)
I'm not coming to the conclusion that they deserved it because rayciss or colonialist or whatever the slime on the left is saying.
But let's not forget these people were not are friends.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 12, 2015 05:33 PM (oFCZn)
***
Oh no, that one is entirely clear. They made it up to justify conquering it.
The Caliphate only started claiming that Jerusalem was the "farthest mosque" mentioned in the Koran in 715 - a century after the formation of Islam and decades after they conquered it.
Odd to suddenly discover at that point, no?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2015 05:33 PM (78TbK)
________________________
The Egyptian president, al-Sisi, made a speech the other day in which he called for a reformation of Islam. He deserves props for this, because it was a dangerous thing for him to do. He asked the imams to stop preaching their hatred, and said it was time that Muslims around the world took a long hard look at what their religion has become.
Muslims believe the Qu'ran is perfect, but the fact is that it was written by many different people, relying on oral accounts from people far removed from the original source. Also, the hadiths, or interpretations of the Qu'ran, were written by religious scholars, many of whom had their own biases and agendas. It's pretty obvious that a lot of this stuff has become corrupted over the centuries.
The Egyptian president has at least had the stones to say that Muslims need to take a look at this situation and discuss among themselves how they came to this place where the rest of the world fears and reviles them. It has long needed to be said, and this guy finally stepped up and said it. We'll find out if his words have any impact, or if he just ends up dead like so many others who have dared to criticize Islam.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2015 05:34 PM (2ruKl)
That's why I don't understand his aversion to guns. Of course it's his choice and he does not advocate for any gun control that I know of.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 12, 2015 05:34 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2015 05:34 PM (2cS/G)
Qwah. Jennie said Qwah.
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 12, 2015 05:31 PM (/jpU
Bwahahahahahha
Posted by: Le Drill Thrawl at January 12, 2015 05:34 PM (xtpUs)
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2015 05:35 PM (6um35)
I think the cover is trying to say that Charlie Hebdo forgives Mohammed because Mohammed has allied with Charlie in supposedly condemning the massacre.
(Man, talk about whistling past the graveyard.)
Posted by: Roscoe at January 12, 2015 05:35 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 12, 2015 05:35 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Fabulist Twat at January 12, 2015 05:35 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at January 12, 2015 05:35 PM (1brdf)
I think they're saying f%ck you to the johnny-come-lately's who are supporting them now but didn't do anything (or even notice, such as the US MSM) when Charlie was doing this back in 2006 and getting sued, and in 2012 and getting bombed.
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Yeah, I think that's closest to the mark.
Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2015 05:35 PM (9BRsg)
anything else doesnt make sense to an american like myself
of course the previous cartoons i either didnt get at all or thought they were hysterically funny-like the one where muhammad was telling the muslim that was about to behead him IM THE PROPHET ASSHOLE!!
THAT was funny...i dont care where youre from...
Posted by: sound awake at January 12, 2015 05:36 PM (fKOqs)
Posted by: Gunslinger at January 12, 2015 05:36 PM (4S7hN)
Loved you on Good Wife last night. Good look at that huge bald spot on the back of you head when you walked out of the scene.
Posted by: Aviator at January 12, 2015 05:36 PM (3rrMW)
Basically, they all smoked ten bowls and then drew the most 'profound' thing that came to mind.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2015 05:36 PM (c3xwz)
I think the cover is a rebuke of the officiating at the football game yesterday.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 05:36 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 12, 2015 05:36 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 12, 2015 05:29 PM (0FSuD)
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Hmmm, well, I've heard rumors that the Florida State defensive linemen are still passing blood in their urine one week later. So, I guess we'll see what happens tonight.
Posted by: Not an Artist at January 12, 2015 05:37 PM (uRumV)
sign that all is forgiven- that Mo can be forgiven for everything just
because he brandishes the sign- a comment perhaps on the people/press
too cowardly to cover violent islamists for fear of being called
"insensitive or islamophobic"
That kind of makes sense.
When they published the Danish Mohammed cartoons they included one of their own on the cover that depicted Mohammed covering his eyes and saying "It's hard being loved by jerks."
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2015 05:37 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: --- at January 12, 2015 05:37 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 12, 2015 05:33 PM (vuwaZ)
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Actually, the choice is much easier in today's world.
Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2015 05:37 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: wth at January 12, 2015 05:38 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: LASue at January 12, 2015 05:38 PM (pWeX5)
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2015 05:38 PM (6um35)
***
It is interesting that Islam was born via Holy War...it took the Christians about 400 years to adopt the notion of Jihad as a Crusade, and even then Crusades were mostly defensive in nature, at least until the Germanic crusades against the Wends.
Spain, Italy, Tunis, Egypt, Israel, Asia Minor, and Syria had all been core Christian regions until Islam conquered them.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2015 05:38 PM (78TbK)
I still maintain they are sending a clear message with this cover cartoon: All the "je suis" crap is meaningless to us.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 05:38 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: John Harwood at January 12, 2015 05:38 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 12, 2015 05:38 PM (6hrmc)
Posted by: LASue at January 12, 2015 05:39 PM (pWeX5)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 12, 2015 05:39 PM (V70Uh)
Scorpion. Frog. It's my nature.
Attribute the sentiment of "Je suis, Charlie" to Mohammed and his followers at the risk of your life.
Posted by: Andy at January 12, 2015 05:39 PM (Xv7f/)
There was also a Crusade that was Christian against Christian . I forget what number.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 12, 2015 05:40 PM (3jmxp)
There was also a Crusade that was Christian against Christian . I forget what number.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 12, 2015 05:40 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2015 05:40 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 12, 2015 05:40 PM (5voqw)
If Charlie Hedbo were smart, their cover wouldn't have been a silly cartoon, but a photo of their lost colleagues: WE Are Charlie Hedbo
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 05:41 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: Alistair Crowley at January 12, 2015 05:41 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2015 05:41 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: Unified Field Theory of All Magazine Cover Interpretation at January 12, 2015 05:41 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2015 05:41 PM (6um35)
And fuck you, Dad. "
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 12, 2015 05:41 PM (scgac)
Posted by: Randle McMurphy at January 12, 2015 05:42 PM (l1zOH)
But since it's political satire, it seems to me that they're mocking the entire political establishment, domestic and foreign; they're just using the caricature of Mohammed to emphasize the hypocrisy.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 12, 2015 05:42 PM (60Vyp)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 05:42 PM (IKE1C)
A vicious rumor spread by Christiantists who just wanted to massacre peaceful tribespeople
/IsawthemovewhereLegolassavedJerusalem
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 12, 2015 05:43 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2015 05:43 PM (c3xwz)
big mo is holding the "I am Charlie" sign and crying
the magazine is saying "All is Forgiven"
still kind of sucks
its not forgiven and they aren't sorry
the march was just feel goodism
a way to establish your lib bona fides without actually doing anything
where were they when four little kids and their teacher were shot to death outside a jewish school in Toulouse
not marching
its all bullshit
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 05:43 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2015 05:43 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 12, 2015 05:44 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Ed at January 12, 2015 05:44 PM (Xv7f/)
Basically, they all
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2015 05:36 PM (c3xwz)
edibles is the new bowl
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2015 05:44 PM (IXrOn)
Jean: "What are we saying here?"
Jaques:"Well..., it's subtle..., existential..."
Jean: "Ah. Okay, let's go with it."
Posted by: Randle McMurphy at January 12, 2015 05:44 PM (l1zOH)
Jean: "What are we saying here?"
Jaques:"Well..., it's subtle..., existential..."
Jean: "Ah. Okay, let's go with it."
Posted by: Randle McMurphy at January 12, 2015 05:44 PM (l1zOH)
In the form of him allowing himself to be portrayed again on the cover, with his nose looking like a cock and his head looking like an old man's ball-sack (as previously mentioned).
Which of course is not true (the forgiveness part, not the ballsack part), since a sufficient price is NEVER enough for the Muzzies, and everyone knows it, including the 3 million simpletons who'll buy this issue.
RIP, Charlie Hedbo. I pity you, and hope your folks' visit to the Pearly Gates wasn't as shocking as I think it might have been.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 12, 2015 05:44 PM (+5q/2)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2015 05:45 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Explainer at January 12, 2015 05:45 PM (Qs8ZN)
big mo is holding the "I am Charlie" sign and crying
the magazine is saying "All is Forgiven"
still kind of sucks
its not forgiven and they aren't sorry
the march was just feel goodism
a way to establish your lib bona fides without actually doing anything
where were they when four little kids and their teacher were shot to death outside a jewish school in Toulouse
not marching
its all bullshit
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 05:43 PM (zOTsN)
i like
the way you write
but you use
too much
capitalization
Posted by: e.e. cummings at January 12, 2015 05:45 PM (vgIRn)
That's really going to p*ss them off, but, more? Nah, they are already maxed out at insane anger and delusion.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2015 05:46 PM (IXrOn)
He's still orally gratifying Chief. When he comes out chewing day old
Juicy Fruit -- we pounce.
Posted by: Nurse Ratchet with huge empty hypodermic needle at January 12, 2015 05:46 PM (zxQ4h)
Yeah, I think many people, even here, are under the impression that Charlie Hedbo focused solely on the Muslim menace.
CH lumps everyone on the Right in with the Muslims.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 05:46 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: fly gal at January 12, 2015 05:47 PM (8TdcF)
kind of looks like balls and a dick on mo's head to me
Posted by: kj at January 12, 2015 05:47 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 05:47 PM (zOTsN)
maybe underbid them
??
and profit
Posted by: bike gnome at January 12, 2015 05:47 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2015 05:48 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 12, 2015 05:48 PM (W5DcG)
so
lazy
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 05:49 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 05:49 PM (IKE1C)
I just came home & have been out all day. I should have looked at clock.
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 05:49 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2015 05:49 PM (DXzRD)
The French think that Jerry Lewis is a comedic genius.
If you don't get French humor, that's probably not on you.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 12, 2015 05:49 PM (xN1DB)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 12, 2015 05:49 PM (WNERA)
Marches aren't going to solve this problem unless the people marching are soldiers with weapons.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 12, 2015 05:50 PM (oFCZn)
is he the troll formerly known as mumr?
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 05:50 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ambassador Stephens at January 12, 2015 05:50 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Adriane the Etymology Critic ... at January 12, 2015 05:50 PM (P+IZm)
***
It was...but it wasn't the intent.
The Venetians built an expensive fleet for the 4th crusade to ferry a large number of crusaders.
The estimate on numbers was off and the ones who showed up couldn't pay.
So the Venetians offered them a deal - work for us and we'll let you use our fleet...
First the Venetians used them to attack a city called Zara...and the pope excommunicated everyone.
Then one of the crusaders met with a Byzantine claimant to the throne who promised the crusaders and Venetians a fortune and help in the Crusades...if they put him on the throne.
They went to Constantinople and put him on the throne after looting the place...where he couldn't deliver on this promises and the Empire descended into chaos...
So they hadn't intended to attack fellow Christians so it was more a comedy of errors...and greed...then really a change in how Crusades were defined...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2015 05:51 PM (78TbK)
H8TESPEECH!!!!
/libtalkingpointoftheday
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 12, 2015 05:51 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Larry Flynt at January 12, 2015 05:51 PM (LoIJo)
I agree with the above comment that it's simply a lame cover.
To keep their satirical cred, they couldn't totally fold.
So....this....such as it is.
If they really wanted to give the finger to the muslim terrorists,
almost anything involving Mohammed and a pig would do...eating, sex, whatevs.
But, nope.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2015 05:51 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Ex Planer at January 12, 2015 05:51 PM (sGGMH)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 05:51 PM (IKE1C)
Big Mo is saying all is forgiven for the Charlie folks for poking fun at him - that the violence Islamists are implementing in his name is not what he would want. "
That was my take too. And if that's the correct take, it's bullshit.
I've been looking at CH cartoons for the past 2 days now. Their stock-in-trade seems to be juvenile scatological and sexual blasphemy and much more of it was directed at Christianity than Islam. I've seen badly drawn cartoons of the Christ child coming out of Mary's vagina and a nun using a crucifix as a sex toy. Now, unlike Bill Donahoe, I think they have the right to publish those things and to do so without being murdered or imprisoned or shut down.
But I'm not going to pretend that crappy Charlie Hebdo cartoons are the equivalent of Moliere or Swift. Their idea of "satire" appears to be drawing an obscene picture of whoever they don't like - which is a 6th grader's idea of satire.
The only thing I can say in their favor is that they occasionally targeted the Muslims and didn't back down even after being threatened.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2015 05:51 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 05:52 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2015 05:36 PM (c3xwz)
And there ya go.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2015 05:52 PM (5knmJ)
so
lazy
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 05:49 PM (zOTsN)
so much depends
upon
a capricious
pixy
glazed with valu-rite
doing unspeakable things to
chickens
Posted by: William Carlos Williams at January 12, 2015 05:53 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Curtis LeMay at January 12, 2015 05:53 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 05:53 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: colorado at January 12, 2015 05:53 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 05:53 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 05:54 PM (zOTsN)
obtained in 8 months, with the aim of banning the political party Front National.
They claimed the parties contravened articles 1, 2, 4, 6 and 7 of the Declaration of the Rights of Man and of the Citizen.
Stephane Charbonnier was the current editor of Charlie Hebdo and was murdered in the Jihadist attack.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 12, 2015 05:54 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Nostradamus at January 12, 2015 05:54 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Name* at January 12, 2015 05:54 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2015 05:55 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 05:55 PM (zOTsN)
Stephane Charbonnier was the current editor of Charlie Hebdo and was murdered in the Jihadist attack.
Yeah.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 05:57 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 12, 2015 05:57 PM (W5DcG)
http://tinyurl.com/C-Hebdo-sViewoftheTrinity
They aren't about humor. They are about setting themselves up as the cool kids who can get away with insulting and hurting as many people as possible with their cartoons, in the guise of "speaking truth to power", in this case by their depicting the Persons of the Holy Trinity sodomizing each other, because, I guess, Christianity hasn't yet "got on all fours" with the progressive homosexual agenda.
The Charlie Hebdo folks took steps to protect themselves after they insulted Prophet SayShit, Mohammed, but didn't think they were in any real danger because nobody else whose been insulted by them has ever tried to hurt them. And, of course, because it is INSANE to hurt someone "back" just because of a drawing that makes you mad.
Not folks to be emulated. Not folks doing anything even remotely "noble" in any way. And not folks who deserved their fates.
Again, they are to be pitied for the world-view that allows them to think that what they do is "cool" or somehow noble, mourned for their untimely passings, and their souls and their families prayed for.
The whole thing is just a mess.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 12, 2015 05:57 PM (+5q/2)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 05:58 PM (zOTsN)
every January in New York City. The mission started as a small prank
with seven guys and has grown into an international celebration of
silliness, with dozens of cities around the world participating each
year. The idea behind No Pants is simple: Random passengers board a
subway car at separate stops in the middle of winter without pants. The
participants behave as if they do not know each other, and they all
wear winter coats, hats, scarves, and gloves. The only unusual thing is
their lack of pants.
So stupid prank + social media = hipsters who wanna all be original and unconventional together!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2015 05:58 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Naes at January 12, 2015 05:59 PM (YhayY)
Posted by: Pepe Le Horny at January 12, 2015 05:59 PM (UFV5W)
----------------------
The Fourth Crusade got repurposed. The organizers ordered a large quantity of ships from Venice to transport all of the Crusaders that they expected to come. But when the time came, the organizers only had about half the funds that they needed. So in order to keep the Venetian economy from collapsing (on account of a rather large number of ships that had been built on credit), some of the leaders of Venice effectively took control of the Crusade and used it to help with some problem areas in the region. One of those problem areas happened to be the city of Byzantium, which was a regional rival.
Posted by: junior at January 12, 2015 05:59 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 12, 2015 06:00 PM (DLu2s)
Ahead of state funeral for four Jews killed in Hyper Cacher, stores owner says he will sell business and make aliyah to Israel.
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4614433,00.html
Walid said he believed some ten thousands French Jews will make aliyah this year. When there are attacks, it is best for Jews to be in the State of Israel there is no place like Israel.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 06:00 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Havedash at January 12, 2015 06:00 PM (ZlE0f)
think that what they do is "cool" or somehow noble, mourned for their
untimely passings, and their souls and their families prayed for.
How are they different from the South Park guys?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2015 06:01 PM (ABcz/)
Blame it on the rain (that finally falling)
Blame it on the stars (that shines at night)
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
Blame it on the rain yeah yeah
You can blame it on the rain
Cause the rain don't mind
And the rain don't care
Posted by: Milli Vannili at January 12, 2015 06:02 PM (e8kgV)
Charlie Hedbo hated the Haters.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 06:03 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: Nostradamus at January 12, 2015 05:54 PM (LoIJo)
Heh. I read this and think of Edward G. Robinson in the Ten Commandments.
Standing at the edge of the Red Sea, about to be over-run by the Egyptians and saying "Eh, where's your God now, Moses?"
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 12, 2015 06:04 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 06:05 PM (zOTsN)
A: For stamping out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: For stamping out flaming ducks.
I don't know why I put this out there, but every time I think about the Oregon Ducks, I think of this old joke.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2015 06:05 PM (vVSOO)
It's basically giving the finger to Islam. It's so contrary to Islam in every way. From the tears to feeling remorse for infidels to making a cartoon of Mohammad. It's taunting Islam in the way that Leftists are known to taunt people. However, this is unknown in America where the Left defends Islam. But from what I hear, they weren't exactly allied with the Left to begin with. So that would make sense I guess.
Posted by: MrX at January 12, 2015 06:06 PM (if9v9)
Parker and Stone don't come off to me as being holier than thou or thinking they're better people for it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 12, 2015 06:06 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 06:05 PM (zOTsN)
ISIS would kill them just the same. If nothing else, they are predictable.
Posted by: Kraken at January 12, 2015 06:06 PM (s+qrv)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 06:07 PM (zOTsN)
There's no hate in South Park.
Family Guy can get a little hateful, though.
Charlie Hedbo is/was all hate, all the time.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 06:07 PM (IKE1C)
Yeah, basically. And they tried to get the National Front banned so apparently their tolerance for free speech went only so far.
If a National Front publication had published insulting images of Mohammad and been attacked as a result, do you think that huge march would have taken place yesterday, with world leaders attending? I suspect it would have been chalked up to "right wing hate mongers got what's coming to them."
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2015 06:09 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: MrX at January 12, 2015 06:06 PM (if9v9)
I think they are very aligned with the Left. Strongly left-wing.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2015 06:09 PM (5knmJ)
Paul Ryan isn't going to run for president. That's a relief.
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 06:09 PM (sj3Ax)
There's no hate in South Park.
Family Guy can get a little hateful, though.
Charlie Hedbo is/was all hate, all the time.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 06:07 PM (IKE1C)
Skinny jeans aging commie hipsters.
Posted by: Kraken at January 12, 2015 06:09 PM (s+qrv)
Posted by: Jean F. LeKerry, Secretairie de'Etat at January 12, 2015 06:10 PM (AcTvz)
"Go Buckeyes."
I second that. Hope I can stay awake on this side of the pond to finish it. Monday night?? Ugh.
Posted by: FSA at January 12, 2015 06:10 PM (u/Fl0)
Posted by: Merkel at January 12, 2015 06:10 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 06:10 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 12, 2015 06:10 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2015 06:11 PM (5knmJ)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 12, 2015 06:11 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 12, 2015 06:11 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2015 06:01 PM (ABcz/)
South Park is very funny, and not based on hate.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 12, 2015 06:11 PM (+5q/2)
OT.
Paul Ryan isn't going to run for president. That's a relief.
Working on his debating skillz?
PS: He was re-elected last year.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 12, 2015 06:12 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Jake Argyle at January 12, 2015 06:12 PM (iLwjz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 06:12 PM (Zmw74)
Mirror
Image
Mitt
Romney
?
or am I missing something? His crap gets deleted quick.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 12, 2015 06:12 PM (XmOA9)
I'm not supposed to assume that the dough Flynt launders from his rancid quim mag into 'free speech' grants to lefty JournoLists has anything to do with this dichotomy.
But, being a 'maximalist' extremist according Barry, Conqueror of the 18th Hole, I figure Flynt's bought himself some good press.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 12, 2015 06:13 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 12, 2015 06:13 PM (OsWis)
Thank you for link.
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 06:13 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 06:13 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 12, 2015 06:14 PM (LA7Cm)
- - - - -
Damn right. And this is why Je ne suis pas Charlie.
If I'm going to attack Islam, I'm going to be smart about it. I'm not going to blaspheme for the sake of getting a rise out of people. I'm not going to insult good Muslims. I'm not going to give radical Muslims the opportunity to say to good or on-the-fence Muslims: "see what the depraved West is all about!"
I have Muslim friends. While debate with them over religion and politics is something I might want to engage in, I'd never want to insult their most revered figure.
And while I'll defend the right of Charlie Habdo to print this crap, I won't identify with it. I especially won't identify with people who make a mockery of my God. Yeah, they have the right to mock any religion without fear. I support that right 100%. But they are - or were - awful people, and I won't be identified with them, any more than my belief in the right to a fair trial means that I identify with accused murderers.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 12, 2015 06:14 PM (sMEo1)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 12, 2015 06:14 PM (+v40j)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 12, 2015 06:14 PM (OsWis)
but then I'm not french
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 06:14 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 12, 2015 06:14 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 06:14 PM (sj3Ax)
I will make good use of that.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 12, 2015 06:14 PM (DLu2s)
"all is forgiven"
Except obviously it's not. I had hoped that Charlie's historic post-massacre cover would be, as per duty, an insult to the Prophet. My hopes are not disappointed. There are testicles on the Prophet's forehead. And he, ambivalently, is the one saying all is forgiven, while shedding a tear.
Testicles on the forehead is the main thing.
Posted by: musical mountaineer at January 12, 2015 06:15 PM (l/LyS)
Not 'Image'...Universe.
Mirror Universe means "opposite".
Posted by: wheatie at January 12, 2015 06:15 PM (AQysw)
The next cover will probably have an ugly cartoon of Merkel and Netanyahu doing something nasty with the pope.
And then all this je suis charlie shit will stop.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 06:15 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 06:09 PM (sj3Ax)
He couldn't even beat that hee-hawing jackass Biden in a debate.
I'm not seeing the downside here.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2015 06:16 PM (0cMkb)
Former poster who got his assbanned for saying some bad things and creeping on other posters. Now, everyday right around the same time, he tries to post and gets ridiculed and deleted.
Think there's something wrong with the dude.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 12, 2015 06:16 PM (LA7Cm)
Testicles??
You see testicles?
I see a turban. If those are testicles, wow, subtle testicles. If they're not testicles, wow, you see a lot of testicles where there are no testicles.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 06:17 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 06:17 PM (zOTsN)
Yoav Hattab, 21, was killed during the kosher supermarket attack in France; his aunt Yehudit Bucharis was killed in 1985 attack in Tunisian synagogue.
Since there are not that many of us, shit like this is bound to happen
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 06:18 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: cool arrow at January 12, 2015 06:18 PM (7XKHI)
Again, it needs to be pointed out that CH's focus was not solely on insulting Islam. CH insults everyone that is not politically aligned.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 06:19 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 12, 2015 06:19 PM (LA7Cm)
Think there's something wrong with the dude.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 12, 2015 06:16 PM (LA7Cm)
Kind of an understatement, don't you think?
Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2015 06:19 PM (vVSOO)
Like going after Gen. Petraeus.
So, Al Sharpton owes the gubmint $4.5 mil. *crickets*
Petraeus whispered sweet nothings in his skank's ear, that initially the admin. assured us weren't classified.
Now nothing will do but seeing Petraeus frog-marched in an orange jumpsuit to prison.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2015 06:19 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Lauren at January 12, 2015 06:19 PM (lZpRv)
"The French will go back to hating Jews and harassing Lance Armstrong in a few days."
As the sun rises in the east, that too shall come around shortly as for as long as they walk lesser Germany-- I mean France.
They will also tell you what great lovers they are to anyone who will listen. It gets embarrassing.
Posted by: Distant Observer at January 12, 2015 06:20 PM (u/Fl0)
SHHH! Don't summon it!
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 12, 2015 06:13 PM (OsWis)
I think that only happens when you say it's name three times.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2015 06:20 PM (TIIx5)
But I'm a h8r I guess
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 12, 2015 06:20 PM (Twgay)
The only thing that can stop Islamists is high calibre ammunition and explosive ordinace.
Anything else is masturbation.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 12, 2015 06:20 PM (h8MpI)
Posted by: Stop Sally Struthers before she kills again at January 12, 2015 06:20 PM (FGEvF)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2015 06:20 PM (v5UtH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 12, 2015 06:20 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 06:20 PM (zOTsN)
Muslim is holding a sign saying "I am Charlie", and therefore All is Forgiven of Islam.
Nothing else to see here, go back to your daily lives and forget that a bunch of Muslims murdered people.
Or maybe Charlie Hebdo is flying a flag of surrender and saying that the Muslims are forgiven of their murder. (Just look at the sadface!)
Posted by: CM at January 12, 2015 06:20 PM (0NdlF)
I also took it as a FU to Islam. Depicting the not so prophety Mohammed is what got their people killed. Drawing Mohammed again seems like an odd way to offer an olive branch, especially given the nature of the publication. I read it as basically an FU to everyone, in keeping with the publication's nature such as it is.
Posted by: James at January 12, 2015 06:21 PM (H3Nzo)
Posted by: Charlie Hobo at January 12, 2015 06:21 PM (Dwehj)
They decapitate people alive in the name of their "revered" figure, they send 9 year old girls to be suicide bombers in the name of their "revered" figure, they sanction the rape of kids in the name of their "revered" figure, they commit mass murder in the name of their "revered" figure.
Fuck him and the horse he rode in on also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 06:21 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 06:21 PM (sj3Ax)
Yahoo. Apparently Reggie thinks it makes them both look good. He's pimping his memoirs in which that story appears. Yahoo is happy to provide a platform.
Posted by: Lauren at January 12, 2015 06:22 PM (lZpRv)
The next cover will probably have an ugly cartoon of Merkel and Netanyahu doing something nasty with the pope.
And then all this je suis charlie shit will stop.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 06:15 PM (IKE1C)
The terrorists made their point. Any publicity is good publicity if you are a terrorist. The West, especially Europe is not up to speed.
Posted by: Kraken at January 12, 2015 06:22 PM (s+qrv)
which that story appears. Yahoo is happy to provide a platform.
***
Was the woman Lena Dunham by any chance?
Just curious.
Posted by: cool arrow at January 12, 2015 06:23 PM (7XKHI)
Barry must have been devastated. Inconsolable.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 12, 2015 06:23 PM (LA7Cm)
We've only seen the cover. I'm wondering if there's another cartoon inside the issue where mohammed takes the turban off and reveals that his skull is in fact, a scrotum.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2015 06:23 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: goatexchange at January 12, 2015 06:24 PM (QynX3)
I cant imagine any other POTUS giving the ok to such an undignified story. not even carter. not even clinton
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 06:24 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2015 06:24 PM (08Znv)
I like this guy.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2015 06:24 PM (vVSOO)
Yahoo. Apparently Reggie thinks it makes them both look good. He's pimping his memoirs in which that story appears. Yahoo is happy to provide a platform.
Posted by: Lauren at January 12, 2015 06:22 PM (lZpRv)
Anyone care to calculate the over/under on this actually having happened?
Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2015 06:24 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Mark Foley at January 12, 2015 06:24 PM (XYKz+)
Posted by: Peyton's Ginormous Head at January 12, 2015 06:25 PM (Dwehj)
***
Eh, you're half right.
Posted by: cool arrow at January 12, 2015 06:25 PM (7XKHI)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 06:25 PM (IKE1C)
I like this guy.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2015 06:24 PM (vVSOO)
Which is what we should have done in Afghanistan
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 06:26 PM (Zmw74)
writing the story yourself, which would have to get the ok from the white house, is another
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 06:26 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Slim Shady at January 12, 2015 06:26 PM (AQysw)
Posted by: Paiton Maning at January 12, 2015 06:26 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: musical mountaineer at January 12, 2015 06:26 PM (l/LyS)
------------------------
That reminds me...
MSNBC's lead-in on the front page to the "Golden Globe After Parties" article had what appeared to be Lena Dunham and Taylor Swift hugging each other.
Posted by: junior at January 12, 2015 06:27 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 05:58 PM (zOTsN)
you got a newsletter?
Posted by: Name* at January 12, 2015 06:27 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 06:28 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: Lauren at January 12, 2015 06:28 PM (lZpRv)
Posted by: Pappy Jon and Jo Idaho at January 12, 2015 06:28 PM (Dj0WE)
***
But you see, if Reg is gay for the pussy, he can't be Urkel's butt buddy and therefore President Boyfriend is totes hetero, I guess?
Posted by: cool arrow at January 12, 2015 06:28 PM (7XKHI)
I see a fluffy turban. No balls.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 06:25 PM (IKE1C)
No dogs or elephants in the clouds either?
Imagination it is whats for dinner.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 12, 2015 06:29 PM (WNERA)
It sure seems that way, Pappy.
Posted by: Pappy Jon and Jo Idaho at January 12, 2015 06:30 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 06:30 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: Name: * at January 12, 2015 06:30 PM (W6iIX)
Sorry but iPad puts space in between name.
There is no downside to Ryan not running. If Jeb & Mitt could take the hint, that would be welcome.
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 06:31 PM (sj3Ax)
Weasel Zippers
Yeah let me think about that for a second....ah no go fuck yourself.
Hey I see that March really accomplished alot?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 06:31 PM (Zmw74)
man taint
Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2015 06:31 PM (g1DWB)
yippee
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 06:17 PM (zOTsN)
Fap fap fap fap fap
Posted by: A bunch of idiots here too at January 12, 2015 06:31 PM (z/Ubi)
Mr Williams even spoke of the scene
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 06:31 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: kj at January 12, 2015 06:32 PM (lKyWE)
TIME Magazine must be pissed that this didn't happen a month ago so they jump on the bandwagon and choose CH to be m o t y.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 06:32 PM (IKE1C)
Operation Spark: Huge Soviet force, incl. 2nd Shock Army, advances round southern shore of Lake Ladoga, hitting Germans encircling Leningrad
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 12, 2015 06:32 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 06:32 PM (zOTsN)
A dick cozy?
Posted by: wheatie at January 12, 2015 06:33 PM (AQysw)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 06:34 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2015 06:34 PM (DXzRD)
One probably has to expect a lampooning organization to continue to lampoon. Don't skip a beat, as it were.
Posted by: Former Mass Resident at January 12, 2015 06:34 PM (X9xhg)
Thanks for clearing that up for me.
But I'll not be the one that says Betelgeuse the third time.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 12, 2015 06:35 PM (XmOA9)
A butthead?
Yeah, that works too.
Posted by: wheatie at January 12, 2015 06:35 PM (AQysw)
Weasel Zippers
Yeah let me think about that for a second....ah no go fuck yourself.
Hey I see that March really accomplished alot?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 06:31 PM (Zmw74)
Well, according to "Charlie", it seems it is already been outlawed. Oh wait, you mean they want "us" to roll over? Kinda pushing the dhimmi thing a little fast, aren't they? Feeling pretty cocky, looks like. Thanks, Obama.
Posted by: Kraken at January 12, 2015 06:35 PM (s+qrv)
Posted by: The Rev. Al Sharpton at January 12, 2015 06:35 PM (Zu3d9)
So Peyton played the last month and a half with a torn right quadriceps. I imagine there are some gamblers a little pissed that info was not forthcoming.
Posted by: Explainer at January 12, 2015 06:36 PM (Qs8ZN)
This, in many ways, is the story of Obama.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 12, 2015 06:37 PM (I8YZX)
Their next offer will be that we can criticize Christians, but they get to kill the Jews.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2015 06:37 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at January 12, 2015 06:38 PM (1brdf)
Basically, God would give his Profit a commandment for his sheeple. The sheeple, being murderous thugs, would be incapable of following. So...no biggie. Try harder. And kill the unbeliever.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 12, 2015 06:38 PM (VAsIq)
Now we can hear why.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 12, 2015 06:39 PM (XmOA9)
because if the media reported on Islamic facism they would have to admit their own previous perfidy
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 06:39 PM (zOTsN)
In many ways, this is the story of all those people who were eaten by their pets.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2015 06:39 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Charlie Hobo at January 12, 2015 06:40 PM (Dwehj)
What is an Aliyah to Israel? Thank you.
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 06:41 PM (sj3Ax)
*spit*
Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2015 06:41 PM (vVSOO)
29 After being equally perplexed, I decided the intent had to be that Islamists were, somehow, so shamed by the outpouring of condemnation of Islam that they were forced to distance themselves from the murderers.
This thought is akin to a sermon given by our assistant rector at the Episcopal church that we formerly attended, but left ten years ago. Her simpleminded take was that Muslims around the world would, upon reflection, see the horror of the 9-11 attacks and vow, "Never again!"
Between that and 3/4 of my fellow vestry members getting a pearl-clutching attack of the vapors when I had the audacity to bring up St. Augustine's views on just wars for my topic during our opening lesson, it made saying "And I am outta here!" real easy when that time came.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 12, 2015 06:41 PM (bWFHa)
Yesss, thisss is my seduction technique. Got a beejer out of it and everything. Bonus: Didn't even murder her, even though the Dragon told me to.
Posted by: Francis Dolarhyde at January 12, 2015 06:41 PM (qyomX)
well i can see they are doing their utmost to empathize with the murdered.
Posted by: willow at January 12, 2015 06:41 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 06:42 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 12, 2015 06:42 PM (XmOA9)
MacLean Stevenson and Ace's all-time favorite actress Kim Richards were in a sitcom Hello, Lion Balls!.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 06:42 PM (IKE1C)
Which march was intended, I think, to divert the righteous rage of targeted westerners into safe and ineffectual channels.
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at January 12, 2015 06:42 PM (eDZbN)
So Peyton played the last month and a half with a torn right quadriceps. I imagine there are some gamblers a little pissed that info was not forthcoming.
Posted by: Explainer at January 12, 2015 06:36 PM (Qs8ZN)
________
There's gambling on NFL games?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 12, 2015 06:42 PM (0LHZx)
Best illustrated when Muslims kill each other.
Posted by: CM at January 12, 2015 06:43 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 06:41 PM (sj3Ax)
Aliyah literally means "To go up" and it refers to going up to the holy city of Jerusalem. And in modern times it means moving to Israel
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 06:44 PM (Zmw74)
----
Tom Lehrer - National Brotherhood Week:
http://tinyurl.com/dxo5jk6
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 12, 2015 06:44 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Old Blue
I've known Ralph for a long time...back when he was one of my students in the Army. He is direct and no nonsense. Abrupt even. But he is also one of the smartest people I've ever met. And in this he is correct. Its time to go back to war fighting the way it needs to be done. Brutal, ugly and decisive. There is no place for the silver medal on this, or any, battlefield.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2015 06:44 PM (08Znv)
Barack Hussein Obama: reverse Midas touch
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2015 06:44 PM (FsuaD)
I think it's the nicest, least offensive cartoon of Muhammad possible -- and they did it precisely to show that the World's Media would refuse to print even the nicest, least offensive cartoon of Muhammad possible.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 12, 2015 06:44 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2015 06:44 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 12, 2015 06:45 PM (0LHZx)
I was cast as the lion's balls.
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at January 12, 2015 06:45 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 12, 2015 06:45 PM (f9OUX)
never been to vegas?
Posted by: kj at January 12, 2015 06:45 PM (lKyWE)
The MSM can no more be reformed than Islam can.
Basically we have one enemy of ours protecting another enemy of ours.
Posted by: eman at January 12, 2015 06:46 PM (24vvc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2015 06:47 PM (DXzRD)
never been to vegas?
Posted by: kj at January 12, 2015 06:45 PM (lKyWE)
but I been to Oklahoma.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 12, 2015 06:47 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at January 12, 2015 06:47 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 12, 2015 06:47 PM (0LHZx)
nothing has changed the alliances are in tact
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 12, 2015 06:48 PM (zOTsN)
In a video posted on YouTube, the group of hackers said they would track down websites and social media networks linked to terrorists, and take them down.
"We, Anonymous around the world, have decided to declare war on you the terrorists," it
jan 9th, 2014
cnn london
Posted by: willow at January 12, 2015 06:48 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: goatexchange at January 12, 2015 06:48 PM (QynX3)
From Finland to the Caucasus, Red Army leading winter offensive, smashing at Wehrmacht strongpoints in Stalingrad, Leningrad, & near Moscow.
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 12, 2015 06:49 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Llittle Boomer at January 12, 2015 06:49 PM (ZuVs9)
TheBlazeNOW retweeted
Charlie Bragale @charlienbc 10m
-BREAKING- @wmata says one person died this afternoon at the incident at L'Enfant Plaza Metro, female died, over 80 trans to hospitals
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 12, 2015 06:49 PM (ZPrif)
Sure it wasn't one of those "Dick and Nob in the morning" shows?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 12, 2015 06:49 PM (XmOA9)
First Amendment:
"Congress shall make no law...abridging the freedom of speech."
The Left:
"Well if we can't make a law abridging freedom of speech that we don't like, it's a good thing the Mohamedans are stepping in with the murderer's veto. We're cool with that."
This argument seems to work for them.
Sadly, they also seem to think the Mohamedans will agree with them about what speech is objectionable.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2015 06:50 PM (NeFrd)
Voxsplaining this from my new perspective I think the cover is an attempt to forgive the excess testosterone actions of these French boys and welcome them back into the community of humankind. That's not really Mohammed on the cover, it's Mohammed's mother-- she had a sizeable mustache -- and she is reprimanding her wayward male acolytes.
Posted by: Chelsea Klein at January 12, 2015 06:51 PM (6um35)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2015 06:51 PM (+XMAD)
iPad capitalizes Muslim & not France?
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 06:51 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 06:51 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2015 06:52 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 06:53 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Superflex at January 12, 2015 06:53 PM (JQ4M8)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 12, 2015 06:53 PM (f9OUX)
Posted by: goatexchange at January 12, 2015 06:53 PM (QynX3)
Posted by: Charles Martel at January 12, 2015 06:54 PM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: Mike Rowe at January 12, 2015 06:54 PM (XYKz+)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2015 06:54 PM (vVSOO)
I seem to be having a flashback to high school.
I think I might be one of Charlie's new found friends.
1. I don't know if the editors of Charlie "had the right" to publish what they published, nor do I particularly care, but I wasn't going to, and still will not, stop them.
Voltaire was an asshole and a wuss; I see no need to follow Voltaire's pontifications or to defend Charlie. If faces with an immediate threat, I'll respond, or if called upon as a juror, I'll follow the law and be fair. See #2 ...
2. Rightly or wrongly, retribution was coming, and the editors of Charlie "should have known".
Why should I take the beating that the editors of Charlie begged for? Oh, wait ... Voltaire said. Voltaire was an asshole. Oh, wait ... the editors were murdered.
Again, "they should have known", and while there is law and stuff, at some point the editors should have realized that "The Law" had no affirmative protection mechanism, and anyway, the 'tards they poked did not and do not care.
Murder is wrong, and Charlie's scribblings do not rise, even remotely , to earning death (in Western culture, my culture) ... and this has been discussed sufficiently ... but the 'tards Charlie poked did not, and do not, see their actions as murder, and again, the editors of Charlie "should have known".
3. Sharkman at 263 sums things up nicely; "They aren't about humor. They are about setting themselves up as the cool kids who can get away with ..." any kind of shit they want, and forever, without retribution ... only they were wrong; the 'tards they poked responded with retributive wrath formidabe. The editors of Charlie should have known.
Unfortunately, unlike high school, I'm forced to choose sides; the side of the ungrateful, assholic, professional snots, who should have known that, like slapping a porcupine or taunting an animal at the zoo ... , or side of the animals.
So, I choose the side of Charlie.
Posted by: Arbalest at January 12, 2015 06:55 PM (FlRtG)
Unless he had a conversion experience before he was murdered by a family member he'd probably have an incredibly thick skin about cartoons about him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2015 06:56 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebees at January 12, 2015 06:57 PM (Yq8Z8)
Posted by: RioBravo at January 12, 2015 06:57 PM (z27Ny)
Posted by: goatexchange at January 12, 2015 06:53 PM (QynX3)
Well that depends on what you mean. There is an opposite term "yerida" which means to "go down" or leave Israel and return to the Diaspora ( those Jews who live outside of Israel). Now if you want to go down on Kate Upton, "yerida" would be more appropriate
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 06:57 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: willow at January 12, 2015 06:57 PM (nqBYe)
The NSA is getting sloppy.
Posted by: Superflex at January 12, 2015 06:58 PM (JQ4M8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2015 06:58 PM (DXzRD)
...and I'm ungrateful hateful French cartoonist Rob Lowe...
Posted by: french cartoonist Rob Lowe at January 12, 2015 06:58 PM (IKE1C)
------
Yeah, but they know who you've called, texted and what websites YOU have visited today. Oh yeah, and all your e-mail too.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2015 07:00 PM (vVSOO)
Of course I stand with them against the terrorists, but it seems so odd to see so many people claiming solidarity with them. They remind me mostly of Hustler, but more hard left, and more retouching.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 12, 2015 07:00 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2015 07:00 PM (c3xwz)
Or, with the frowny face on Mo (that's Mo, right?) is it saying that even Mo is ashamed by the actions of the terrorists? We all know Mo was a terrorist so he wouldn't be...
Hmm...
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 12, 2015 07:01 PM (rldyO)
And Muhammad is totes on OUR side, see? HE'S a Muslim.
Posted by: OhGodHireMePlease at January 12, 2015 07:01 PM (x01Vz)
Posted by: ? at January 12, 2015 07:02 PM (dMB3r)
"Six people were injured, one critically, when smoke filled a Metro tunnel Monday afternoon.
Tim Wilson, a spokesman for D.C. Fire and EMS, said one person has been transported to an area hospital with a critical injury but he did not know the cause or severity of the injury. Another five people were transported with minor injuries.
A Metrobus at 7th and D streets SW held people from the tunnel and the train station. About 20 appeared to be on board, some being treated by firefighters with oxygen."
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2015 07:02 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Pepe Le Horny at January 12, 2015 07:03 PM (UFV5W)
Much like most of the French.
Posted by: navybrat at January 12, 2015 07:03 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 12, 2015 07:03 PM (49mCD)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2015 07:03 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2015 07:03 PM (c3xwz)
Posted by: joefl65 at January 12, 2015 07:03 PM (UFV5W)
IIRC, a lot of Anonymous members that participated in the attacks on Israel were in fact Palestinian. Of course, the way we know this is because the IDF knew who they were, I believe, so the Palestinian contingent may have lessened considerably afterwards.
Yeah, I just laughed when they started talking about killing jihadis - taking down websites is one thing (and while a nuisance they haven't actually accomplished much by doing so that I can remember), picking up a gun and heading to Syria or the Islamic-controlled areas of Europe is a bit different.
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 12, 2015 07:05 PM (emumR)
weird. What happened?
TheBlazeNOW retweeted
Charlie Bragale @charlienbc 10m
-BREAKING- @wmata says one person died this afternoon at the
incident at L'Enfant Plaza Metro, female died, over 80 trans to
hospitals
it's up at Drudge now
http://tinyurl.com/ml5gc7j
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2015 07:05 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2015 07:03 PM (vVSOO)
So we're looking for a clown car with six people in it? Packed with explosives? I think you missed heard that....6 people with gas in a mini cooper could be explosive
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 07:05 PM (Zmw74)
Of course I stand with them against the terrorists, but it seems so odd to see so many people claiming solidarity with them. They remind me mostly of Hustler, but more hard left, and more retouching.
I'm not aligned with their offensiveness, but I'm strongly aligned with their right to their offensiveness.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2015 07:05 PM (qyomX)
I'm not sure about that, Fenelon. Murderous dictator types are usually very thin-skinned when it comes to being criticized.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2015 07:06 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2015 07:08 PM (DXzRD)
The duplicity of the west is obvious, Recep Tayyip Erdogan said at a press conference on Monday evening. As Muslims we have never sided with terror or massacres racism, hate speech, Islamophobia are behind these massacres.
The culprits are clear French citizens undertook this massacre and Muslims were blamed for it, he added
YEAH, Yup putting Turkey in NATO was a great idea?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 07:08 PM (Zmw74)
It ain't John Fox's fault Peyton's lost the zip.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 12, 2015 07:08 PM (wVWRM)
That is, that they cling to their lie - that true islam is peaceful - so strongly that they even now they can not see what is written on every fucking page of that damned book, and every fucking page or history for centuries.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 12, 2015 07:09 PM (LWu6U)
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Made a lot more sense back then. Turkey was secular, and that was enforced by the military. And Islam wasn't the problem that it is now. What *was* a problem was the Soviet Union. And the Russians would *really* like to get their hands on both sides of the Bosporous to remove foreign control over their access to the Black Sea. Putting Turkey under treaty protection was a no brainer at the time.
Posted by: junior at January 12, 2015 07:11 PM (UWFpX)
man i would love to be a fly on the wall re those phone calls re obama, erdogan, s, rice, samantha powers etc.
Posted by: willow at January 12, 2015 07:11 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 07:11 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 07:12 PM (Zmw74)
Yes of course. I think everyone who marched agrees to the second part. But still, it's odd to see so much "i am charlie"
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 12, 2015 07:12 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 07:11 PM (sj3Ax)
Never been on the DC Metro I guess ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 07:12 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at January 12, 2015 07:13 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 12, 2015 06:25 PM (IKE1C)
Sooth, you sweet innocent....turbans do not have two sections.
Take it in context with the entire face, especially the nose...
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2015 07:13 PM (5knmJ)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebees at January 12, 2015 07:14 PM (Yq8Z8)
Never.
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 07:14 PM (sj3Ax)
Google Daumier's "The Legislative Belly" which is one of the greatest caricatures of politicians of all times.
Charlie Hebdo doesn't even come close and in fact shows how much French culture has deteriorated since Daumier's day.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2015 07:14 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 07:11 PM (sj3Ax)
I once worked at L'Enfant Plaza. I took that train every day.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2015 07:15 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebees at January 12, 2015 07:14 PM (Yq8Z
Je suis Charlie is like Boston Strong. A feel good platitude used in place of taking actual action against those who want you dead.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 12, 2015 07:15 PM (oFCZn)
It appears that the Europeans are finally starting to wake up but the SJW are going to make sure that their voices are drowned out. But others are seeing unfettered immigration by Islamics to their country, burdening the social welfare state by sucking up benefits and not contributing. People are starting to get pissed.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2015 07:16 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: Lauren at January 12, 2015 06:28 PM (lZpRv)/i]
It's all fun and games until the lion gets pissed off one day.
Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2015 07:16 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2015 07:16 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2015 07:16 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2015 07:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 07:18 PM (sj3Ax)
OT but relevant. The Pastor from Florida that likes
to burn Korans Terry whats his name is on the hit list published by Al Qaeda.
Posted by: Regular GUy at January 12, 2015 07:18 PM (XYKz+)
Posted by: RioBravo at January 12, 2015 07:18 PM (z27Ny)
If they think it does not take courage to tell a joke, they are doing it wrong.
Think about it -- from the class clown, to the standup comic, it takes a lot of balls to try to make people laugh.
Think of the balls it took for ace to admit he blows his trainer.
And political humor all the way back to the court jesters takes a lot of courage.
Sure, it takes no courage for that affirmation humor that draws those peals of claphter. but then, who said that was comedy?
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 12, 2015 07:20 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: RioBravo at January 12, 2015 07:18 PM (z27Ny)
And to show off his high school french
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 07:20 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2015 07:21 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 12, 2015 07:21 PM (oFCZn)
In all fairness, Merkel has a hella delicate line to walk, there.
Now if I were her, I'd say no whacked out lunatics will take over the country again on MY watch, but I can appreciate that she has to tread more carefully than the rest.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2015 07:21 PM (5knmJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 07:20 PM (Zmw74)
oh lord that was awful at his press conference.
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebees at January 12, 2015 07:21 PM (Yq8Z8)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....in the bleak midwinter at January 12, 2015 07:21 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2015 07:21 PM (vVSOO)
Taking Kerry's head off would alleviate the global warming problem, since he'd no longer be able to emit a lot of foul hot gas from his piehole.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2015 07:23 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Anne Gwathmey at January 12, 2015 07:23 PM (yTQ7b)
Shouldn't they all have that on the cover or do Truth in Advertising laws only cover the ads?
Posted by: DaveA at January 12, 2015 07:23 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Regular GUy at January 12, 2015 07:24 PM (XYKz+)
Moe sould say no such thing
the cover rubs everyone's nose in that fact
Charlie follows Brecht: art is not a reflection but a hammer
the response the cover wants is a skeptical "yeah, right"
plus, having Moe hold it up points out how easy it is to hold up that particular sign
Posted by: Feh at January 12, 2015 07:24 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2015 07:24 PM (5knmJ)
Islamic terrorists are the greatest threat, Lurch!!
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 07:24 PM (sj3Ax)
Sounds like a good strategy to combat the extremists.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 12, 2015 07:24 PM (wVWRM)
One of their surviving cartoonists already said he'd like to vomit on their new supporters. Maybe this is the ultimate stick in the eye.
Posted by: Motorhead at January 12, 2015 07:24 PM (jc4t8)
Posted by: Jean Fraude Karri at January 12, 2015 07:25 PM (fBxC6)
Posted by: Regular GUy at January 12, 2015 07:26 PM (XYKz+)
Hackers post names, addresses of U.S. generals...
'AMERICAN SOLDIERS, WE ARE COMING, WATCH YOUR BACK'...
Tracked Back to Maryland?
We found the terrorist,.... and he's.... in the WHITE HOUSE!
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 12, 2015 07:27 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Regular GUy at January 12, 2015 07:26 PM (XYKz+)
How long before they try to ban it? Dante was pretty clear on where Mohammed ended up and it wasn't pretty...
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2015 07:28 PM (+XMAD)
2002-04 over at the fat bicyclist's blog? He was a French Jew who lived
in Paris and routinely gave reports on the worsening conditions there.
He eventually immigrated to Israel. I remembered him last week and
wondered how he is doing. He was a good commenter.
Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands)
I do, in fact, remember him. I found his posts interesting.
Posted by: Aviator at January 12, 2015 07:28 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 12, 2015 07:27 PM (LWu6U)
Barry at Camp David with Michelle's laptop?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 12, 2015 07:28 PM (oFCZn)
Shouldn't they all have that on the cover or do Truth in Advertising laws only cover the ads?
Posted by: DaveA
Eet is arteestic today, mon ami.
* blows Gaulois in your face *
Posted by: l'homme de la Rue at January 12, 2015 07:29 PM (c3xwz)
But unlike the French, the Brits actually fought their asses off in WWII
Posted by: Je Suis Charlie Martel (CBD) at January 12, 2015 07:29 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2015 07:29 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 12, 2015 07:30 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at January 12, 2015 07:31 PM (KuU4f)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at January 12, 2015 07:31 PM (20X6f)
By taking the most politically correct path, Merkel will keep kicking the can down the road. Germany already knows that it harbors Islamic terrorists. Mohamed Atta studied in Germany. Palestinian terrorists killed Israelis at the Munich Olympic games. France has no go zones for police for Muslim neighborhoods.
It's become a cancer. And it's all because of political correctness.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2015 07:32 PM (vVSOO)
Agreed. They and we won. For them, a much bigger cost. And they still suffer.
Make the rubble bounce. The satellites know where the bad guys are.
Who are the cowards? Generals that want to keep their pensions? Career bureaucrats at th alphabets? Eliminate the fathers of hate.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 12, 2015 07:33 PM (wVWRM)
****
I suppose the left would be tolerant of murder were it over Charlie Hebdo's grotesque images of Christ as well.
Of Jews?
Sure they would be./
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2015 07:34 PM (DmNpO)
but moe is crying, and in the past they always showed that moe did not approve of the terrorists.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 12, 2015 07:34 PM (LWu6U)
just sayin'
Posted by: Hobo Mojoist at January 12, 2015 07:34 PM (2ivCz)
What are we all today? Fwench? Arabs? Journalistas?
It's difficult to tell without a program.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at January 12, 2015 07:35 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 12, 2015 07:35 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Big Mo at January 12, 2015 07:36 PM (2ivCz)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 12, 2015 07:36 PM (L6/+u)
To be fair, the frogs fought their asses off in WWI. And I think that's what did them in as a nation.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2015 07:36 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 12, 2015 07:36 PM (wVWRM)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 12, 2015 07:36 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Big Mo at January 12, 2015 07:37 PM (2ivCz)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebees at January 12, 2015 07:37 PM (Yq8Z8)
The massive numbers indicate just how many people recognize that there is a problem.
The solution (killing the leaders, killing the financiers, stopping immigration, deportation, seizure of property, destruction of radical mosques, etc)just hasn't sunk in yet.
The Frogs still think this is like their massive student marches and strikes in the 60-70s.
They march and they get their way....well...no.
They literally have several miniature nations under foreign sovereign authority within their borders and just outside of Paris. These sovereign nations reject France, French law, French culture, French authority.
The war is being fought and they are losing territory.
They just haven't wrapped their minds around it yet.
But they know something is wrong and it has to do with muslims.
That's quite a bit farther than our own leftards are willing to go.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2015 07:37 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 12, 2015 07:38 PM (rldyO)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2015 07:36 PM (+XMAD)
__________
Well that and insisting Germany be royally fucked at Versailles which in the long run fucked them even more.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 12, 2015 07:38 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2015 07:38 PM (MDgS8)
It'd be an accurate portrayal.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at January 12, 2015 07:38 PM (0HooB)
Muslims object to portrayals of al-Masih too. They do mock the crucifix, because they think it was Judas or Simon of Cyrene up there; but they never mock al-Masih.
They protested "Last Temptation of Christ" arm in arm with Bill Donohue.
https://books.google.com/books?id=9jK9LnwmaAgC&pg=PA57
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2015 07:39 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2015 07:36 PM (+XMAD)
Was explaining this to my father the other day. I think France lost 4 million in WWI. Those are people who are not easily replaced. They never returned home to have children (or more if they'd already had one).
There are shades of spirit. Their security services will fuck your shit all up, and they'll do it in pieces.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 12, 2015 07:39 PM (oFCZn)
Thanks Donna. Made my point.
Let the muzzies run to the bayonets.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 12, 2015 07:39 PM (wVWRM)
Posted by: Sarah Palin at January 12, 2015 07:40 PM (fBxC6)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 12, 2015 07:40 PM (OsWis)
It's not immigration if you are ceding them territory. It's Colonization.
Posted by: wheatie at January 12, 2015 07:40 PM (AQysw)
Posted by: bofh at January 12, 2015 07:40 PM (ggyaL)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 12, 2015 07:41 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at January 12, 2015 07:41 PM (Dwehj)
Why don't they start in those illegal "no-go" zones in Gay Pairee?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at January 12, 2015 07:41 PM (0HooB)
WTF?
Posted by: PJ at January 12, 2015 07:43 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: scottst at January 12, 2015 07:43 PM (idA6q)
I'm going to have to listen again to see if he meant Romney.
I broke my humidifier Friday morning. It makes a big difference this time of year. My eyes are burning & red from the heat being on in house.
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 07:43 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2015 07:36 PM (+XMAD)
They've also fought their asses off in the years since WWII. Granted many of these campaigns were ultimately defeats but that was more due to political and strategic blunders than a lack of fight. In modern times individual French soldiers and units are known for fighting bravely and well.
Posted by: Maetenloch at January 12, 2015 07:43 PM (pAlYe)
That's quite a bit farther than our own leftards are willing to go.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2015 07:37 PM (0cMkb)
Good points. Remember, it takes a while for a leftist to connect the dots. And many never do.
I'll bet many of the people in that crowd thought that now the terrorists see how strongly we feel about this, they'll leave us alone. Of course, the terrorists will not. And after a while, it will dawn on those people that the terrorists really don't give a good gdamn how they feel about it or how much they march around Paris.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2015 07:44 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at January 12, 2015 07:41 PM (0HooB)
The leaders are cowards as are many in the population.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 12, 2015 07:44 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2015 07:45 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2015 05:36 PM
This. It's a New Yorker magazine type cartoon. They don't what it's about either.
Posted by: otho at January 12, 2015 07:45 PM (tBSrv)
Let's call those 'No-Go Zones' what they are...they're Colonies.
It's not immigration if you are ceding them territory. It's Colonization.
Posted by: wheatie at January 12, 2015 07:40 PM (AQysw)
------If you have conceded a "No-Go Zone", you've already lost. You no longer exert sovereign authority over what used to be your own territory in the middle of your own capitol. The only way to reassert your authority is to go house to house and eliminate those who would oppose your authority. There is no other way,
Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2015 07:45 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: scottst at January 12, 2015 07:43 PM (idA6q)
The offensive tweets to the ESPN staff was pretty damn funny. I like Herbie's retort.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 12, 2015 07:45 PM (wVWRM)
Posted by: navybrat at January 12, 2015 07:45 PM (JgC5a)
I'd like to see them try that here, although I've heard parts of Dearbornistan are also no-go.
That shit wouldn't fly in the South.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at January 12, 2015 07:46 PM (0HooB)
They did, however, barbeque a few Volvos in Stockholm a while back.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2015 07:47 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 12, 2015 07:47 PM (fLKzW)
"I think I'll kill myself."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at January 12, 2015 07:48 PM (0HooB)
Car burnings were down 14% this New Years In Paris. Something like only 914 this year.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 12, 2015 07:49 PM (wVWRM)
But the islamists.....Fck them even more. I deployed to fight them, and so will my son. And his.
Posted by: stuff he said at January 12, 2015 07:49 PM (VXrjn)
I wonder if he's bathing in it now?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2015 07:49 PM (FsuaD)
I take it you roll down the MLK nightly.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 12, 2015 07:50 PM (wVWRM)
"I think I'll kill myself."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at January 12, 2015 07:48 PM (0HooB)
I'd just like to point out that Mo holding a sign saying that.....would....be....awesome.
And make 10x the point that their lame cartoon did.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2015 07:50 PM (0cMkb)
all I see in that CH cartoon is dick and balls.
Hat looks pretty ballsy SMFH.
Face is kinda dickish but I think that's just muhammed.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2015 07:50 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: bofh at January 12, 2015 07:40 PM (ggyaL)
Nah. Leftists don't find leftists funny. What's to satirize? They're the most evolved beings on the planet, as far as they're concerned.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2015 07:51 PM (+XMAD)
Should I say it? Terrorism?
Posted by: PJ at January 12, 2015 07:51 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2015 07:52 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 12, 2015 07:52 PM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 12, 2015 07:53 PM (lG2E3)
Posted by: An Observation - I use Silver Bullet gun oil at January 12, 2015 07:53 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: Your Evening Church Lady at January 12, 2015 07:53 PM (OXzvH)
So it's a caricature of MUMR?
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 12, 2015 07:54 PM (wVWRM)
Jane .....when I think a cold is coming on I load up on Alkaseltzer +.
Yes......Alkaseltzer +.
I swear by it.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2015 07:54 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at January 12, 2015 07:48 PM
It works. If the "I think I'll kill myself" thing works, it's a New Yorker cartoon. Oh, and you shouldn't make fun of pigs.
Posted by: otho at January 12, 2015 07:55 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 12, 2015 07:55 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 12, 2015 07:56 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: PJ at January 12, 2015 07:51 PM (cHuNI)
They don't know yet. They think it might have just been an electrical malfunction.
I think I've only heard of that happening once before on the Metro. Odd that it would happen again - at this time. Not impossible though, I suppose.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2015 07:56 PM (+XMAD)
Car burnings were down 14% this New Years In Paris. Something like only 914 this year.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 12, 2015 07:49 PM (wVWRM)
Sounds like the yutes are assimilating.
Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2015 07:56 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tight End Reggie at January 12, 2015 07:57 PM (5voqw)
Weftist: Ookay...
Weftist: Didja' hear the one about Margaret Sanger?
Leftist: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2015 07:57 PM (c3xwz)
Heh.
CBS radio news, if you can believe it.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 12, 2015 07:58 PM (wVWRM)
Posted by: otho at January 12, 2015 07:55 PM (tBSrv)
God that was a funny Ace post. Laughed myself sick I did.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 12, 2015 07:58 PM (oFCZn)
I think you nailed it Anne. That was my first impression too.
Posted by: Stinky Hollyweird Type at January 12, 2015 07:58 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 07:58 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 12, 2015 07:58 PM (ftVQq)
Car burnings were down 14% this New Years In Paris. Something like only 914 this year.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 12, 2015 07:49 PM (wVWRM)
Jewish lightning..........
I keed, I keed
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2015 07:58 PM (b5BZa)
Posted by: PJ at January 12, 2015 07:59 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 12, 2015 07:35 PM
I said the same thing to my wife. then thought a second and realized they would be crucified by the media for "exploiting a tragedy for partisan purposes". You know that would happen, *spit* f...ing media.
Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2015 08:00 PM (o/90i)
2015 car burnings? It's the 12th, they'll catch up.
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 08:00 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2015 08:00 PM (c3xwz)
Posted by: Frank Rosato at January 12, 2015 08:01 PM (CwQ82)
What chu talking about Willis?
Posted by: Patrick Fitzgerald at January 12, 2015 08:01 PM (wVWRM)
Elbows. Elbows. Elbows. Elbows.
Everybody now...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at January 12, 2015 08:02 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12
Why Phil Donahue is a tampon string
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2015 08:02 PM (b5BZa)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 12, 2015 08:02 PM (49mCD)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2015 08:00 PM (c3xwz)
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I suppose if you use the proper substance the cover cartoon here would be blurry...
Posted by: RioBravo at January 12, 2015 08:02 PM (z27Ny)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2015 08:03 PM (wvEfm)
Posted by: Achmed at January 12, 2015 08:03 PM (lG2E3)
Car burnings were down 14% this New Years In Paris. Something like only 914 this year.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 12, 2015 07:49 PM (wVWRM)
start burning my neighborhood housewives' Suburbans and you will be dropped into the hot grease, so fast you'll have a nice crust before you even know what happened.
Posted by: Steve Kroft at January 12, 2015 08:03 PM (ImzkZ)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2015 08:04 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 07:43 PM (sj3Ax)
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Poor person's humidifier - put bowls of water next to the heating vents.
Posted by: @votermom at January 12, 2015 08:04 PM (cbfNE)
Never mind. I saw entire post by you.
Someone posted car burnings in France were down this year, not full post.
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 08:04 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 12, 2015 08:04 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: stace at January 12, 2015 08:04 PM (ImzkZ)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 12, 2015 08:05 PM (wVWRM)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2015 08:05 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Carol
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Improvise - Put a couple of pots on the stove, bring to boil (no lid), shut them off and wrap a towel around them to keep them worm. If you have electric 'burners', make sure that they have cooled enough to not burn the towel.
Posted by: Randle McMurphy at January 12, 2015 08:05 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2015 08:05 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 12, 2015 08:05 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: French Police at January 12, 2015 08:05 PM (39g3+)
Ace's Mustard is opening for Meat Loaf at The Forum in Inglewood for three shows starting this Wednesday.
Posted by: not this shit again at January 12, 2015 08:06 PM (5uPw0)
Posted by: haddicakes at January 12, 2015 08:07 PM (lD+4C)
So Charlie was adding one more dig at the hypocrisy of Islam's arrogant and primitive brutality, using their own tragic victimization as the hook. Mild stuff, but any satire at all is fairly brave under the circumstances.
Posted by: Kierkegaard at January 12, 2015 08:07 PM (rpsRg)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2015 08:07 PM (kdS6q)
I bought it in late 2013 & am surprised it lasted as long as it did. Humidifier broke when I couldn't hold on to it & dropped it, full on kitchen floor.
My hands are very weak & I spill & break things all the time.
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 08:08 PM (sj3Ax)
I mean, most of them don't even use "Christ" as a title any more (which basically means messiah, but they don't know that and think its His last name, like Jones).
Posted by: French Police at January 12, 2015 08:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Charlie Brown at January 12, 2015 08:08 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: An Observation - I use Silver Bullet gun oil at January 12, 2015 08:08 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: stuff he said at January 12, 2015 08:09 PM (VXrjn)
A la "Don't run, we are your friends" Ack-ack... Ack-ack-ack!
Posted by: otho at January 12, 2015 08:09 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: French Police at January 12, 2015 08:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: not this shit again
I heard they were going to play the Incan next week but they cut Ace's Mustard.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2015 08:10 PM (c3xwz)
Yeah, I really like mustard.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands and crunchy mustard) at January 12, 2015 08:10 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 12, 2015 08:10 PM (39g3+)
I wouldn't be able to stomache the stupid.
Why does my spellcheck not like stomache that's how it's spelled.
Nope....it's stomach. I'm dumb.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2015 08:12 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 08:12 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: French Police at January 12, 2015 08:08 PM (39g3+)
And H. is his middle initial. It stands for Henry or something.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands and crunchy mustard) at January 12, 2015 08:12 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2015 08:12 PM (kdS6q)
I've seen this noted the past few days.
When do they mention Jesus, period?
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 12, 2015 08:12 PM (wVWRM)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at January 12, 2015 08:13 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 12, 2015 08:13 PM (wVWRM)
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2015 08:14 PM (MDgS8)
Why do you have a porn star name?
Or something like that.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 12, 2015 08:14 PM (wVWRM)
Yeah. I like and respect the French. But I do not like and respect their elites. Nor ours.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2015 08:14 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands and crunchy mustard) at January 12, 2015 08:12 PM
Horatio
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 12, 2015 08:15 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2015 08:15 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 12, 2015 08:15 PM (oFCZn)
Haploid. It's supposed to be a Biology joke but I don't get it.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2015 08:16 PM (qyomX)
IIRC South Park wasn't nearly as vile or actually bashing Mo just portraying him (censored by Comedy Central sometimes). I think 2 of the 3 episodes that had Mo were on southparkstudios dot com til they moved to hulu plus. Comedy Central blanked Mo originally and then pulled the episodes after the failed pickup bomb in NYC.
Posted by: DaveA at January 12, 2015 08:16 PM (DL2i+)
Not necessarily. The DC Metro is sloppy, corrupt, and disorganized. More than likely it was a electric snafu caused by WMATA incompetence.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at January 12, 2015 08:16 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2015 08:16 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 12, 2015 08:17 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2015 08:17 PM (c3xwz)
Posted by: Fava Beans and a nice Chianti at January 12, 2015 08:17 PM (ahBY0)
On the sidebar - it's not "his" it's some Canadian brand he found on Amazon and likes.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands and crunchy mustard) at January 12, 2015 08:17 PM (+XMAD)
And H. is his middle initial. It stands for Henry or something.
Posted by: Donna
Hashimoto
An old Jack Douglas joke from "Shut Up and Eat Your Snowshoes"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2015 08:18 PM (kdS6q)
http://tinyurl.com/lozxs9m
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 12, 2015 08:19 PM (xq1UY)
I don't know if this will help, but I've found that sleeping in a knitted hat keeps my sinuses from drying out in winter. I pull the hat down over my eyes.
Posted by: @votermom at January 12, 2015 08:19 PM (cbfNE)
Interesting perspective. And welcome!
What might your opinion be of crunchy mustard?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2015 08:19 PM (5knmJ)
https://tinyurl.com/mwpooep
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 12, 2015 08:20 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
A flying horse, seems a little ambitious but go for it.
Posted by: DaveA at January 12, 2015 08:23 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at January 12, 2015 08:24 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Holly at January 12, 2015 08:24 PM (P1lVg)
Posted by: Motorhead at January 12, 2015 08:25 PM (jc4t8)
Posted by: Cory at January 12, 2015 08:26 PM (38KH6)
In other words: We Don't Believe Your Lying Muslim Ass When You Apologize.
You have to have a bit of bite and a real cynical attitude about most people true motives.
I can understand what they're getting at. Sort of like how I feel about Republicans about now.
I'm just surprised they didn't include the 3 million people who flooded Paris Sunday. Their "je suis Charlie" falls a little flat also in light of past performance. But I guess they're giving them the benefit of the doubt for now but in about a week or so when it's back to business as usual they might have a few words to say about the French people's flightiness. And lack of commitment to the hard work impelled by hard choices arising from bad situations.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 12, 2015 08:28 PM (RZzX3)
When I was in my early 20s I was going to Mass Eye & Ear in Boston & ophthalmologist told me it was very rare for anyone that young to have such dry eyes & that it usually signaled getting rheuyotoid arthritis when I was older.
That ran in my mother's side of the family & Thank God I didn't get that.
Often I'll wake up with my eyes crying. Older brother has dry eyes too & said crying like that is from dry eyes.
I have allergies year round. It's worse outside but I have runny nose constantly.
One doctor gave me prescription for Opcon A & then it was available OTC.
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 08:30 PM (sj3Ax)
... Old Blue
...
Which is what we should have done in Afghanistan
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Well the 3 of you are wrong in good company given that the failed state of Afghanistan is where AlQueda metastasized.
Posted by: DaveA at January 12, 2015 08:30 PM (DL2i+)
Is it in Ace's Amazon store?
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 08:33 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Alaska Paul at January 12, 2015 08:34 PM (Hc+rA)
It's okay for CH to hate Muslims, but when anyone on the Right criticizes Muslims, CH turns into Charles Johnson.
Posted by: french cartoonist Rob Lowe at January 12, 2015 08:34 PM (IKE1C)
They protested "Last Temptation of Christ" arm in arm with Bill Donohue.
***
In what way does this apply to my comment?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2015 08:34 PM (DmNpO)
http://tinyurl.com/lozxs9m
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 12, 2015 08:19 PM (xq1UY)
Or we could just not wear dresses into battle.
Posted by: CM at January 12, 2015 08:34 PM (0NdlF)
yay nood beer!
Posted by: french cartoonist Rob Lowe at January 12, 2015 08:35 PM (IKE1C)
I see the mustard now. Thank you. I know sidebar disappears once we start commenting.
I looked & didn't notice it earlier.
Posted by: Carol at January 12, 2015 08:36 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at January 12, 2015 08:24 PM (20X6f)
Ah, I love that book. And Puddleglum's always been a favorite character of mine, especially when he's drunk (or "pretending" to be as he claimed, lol). I also love Glimfeather and quote him a lot "Tu-whoo! Tu-whoo! I saw you two, you flew!"
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 12, 2015 08:38 PM (rldyO)
I like this interpretation, hope it's what they're saying.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 12, 2015 08:39 PM (rldyO)
Hmmm, Ergan Caner, a former Mulsim turned Christian, says that Muslims are terrified of allah because the Koran says that allah is as close as the "jugular" -- meaning that at any moment allah may condemn one to Hell. He said that Muslims are never assured of their getting into heaven because allah is very arbitrary. He also said that's why when Muslims hear the true story of Jesus it is a novelty that one can be assured of salvation.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 12, 2015 08:43 PM (rldyO)
So yea, maybe they're being sarcastic...oh, sure, you hold up a sign, and voila, everything is fine and dandy.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2015 08:46 PM (5knmJ)
Caner's right.
Terror is at the heart of being Muslim; not even "terror" in the "blowing sh!t up" sense, just existential horror. For instance: there's the concept of "the torment in the grave", where the Muslim believes he will actually *feel* the worms eating his dead flesh after burial. And then there's sura 19 which teaches that everyone, even Muslims, will be tossed into Hell. The hope is that God will pull the Muslims *out* of Hell, but still - there he is, hearing the screams and the flames.
Sam Shamoun has done great work on answering-islam explaining all this.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2015 08:54 PM (AVEe1)
Some people say fish oil supplements help ( not sure if I believe that)
Posted by: @votermom at January 12, 2015 08:57 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: lauraw at January 12, 2015 08:59 PM (2JSDI)
So yea, maybe they're being sarcastic...oh, sure, you hold up a sign, and voila, everything is fine and dandy.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2015 08:46 PM (5knmJ)
That sounds about right to me.
Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2015 09:08 PM (sdi6R)
I'm actually impressed that PC France is honoring them in this way. I know iowahawk made fun of the vigils, but the French could have easily condemned CH and cowered in their homes. Remember the terrorists were still at large when those initial rallies were held. I thought it very brave.
Oh, and CH shouldn't condemn their new friends too much, because NO ONE said "Je Suis Lars" when the film-maker was stabbed to death. NO ONE said "Je Suis Rigby" when the British soldier was beheaded in broad daylight. I'm just glad that SOMETHING has finally woken people up. Now maybe Hollande will get his ass kicked out of offce.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 12, 2015 09:11 PM (rldyO)
Because the residents of those "no-go" zones reliably vote for one of the political parties and that political party protects them from that sort of unpleasantness. That is the same reason that violent gangs in Chicago are essentially immune from police interference.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 12, 2015 09:35 PM (PD6iL)
Posted by: Tina at January 12, 2015 09:39 PM (GEvG9)
Did you say ass?! I don't think I have ever heard you cuss before!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2015 09:49 PM (5knmJ)
LOL! That must be my Irish grandfather jumping out of me!
PS, I got Theo Van Gogh confused with Lars Vilk. Just wanted to clear that up.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 12, 2015 10:00 PM (rldyO)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2015 10:06 PM (5knmJ)
I look at their other stuff, and it's pretty dang harsh. Moreover, a bunch of their buddies have been killed. Hence, I don't think it's likely that this is meant to be a kumbaya cartoon.
The figure is saying "I am Charlie," but (IMO) it is the magazine that's saying, "All is forgiven."
And I think it's a sarcastic message. In other words, the simplistic sign-holding is insufficient against the magnitude of the deeds committed and thus insufficient to elicit forgiveness. As Rhett said of Scarlett, only a child thinks saying "I'm sorry" fixes everything.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at January 12, 2015 10:08 PM (mPYNA)
Previously, one of their covers depicted jihadists approaching Mohammed in the afterlife, and he's got a thought bubble above him with something to the effect of "I'm surrounded by idiots". I believe this is a take off of that - that the idiots have 'done it' once again, and that even Mohammed himself is in solidarity with the "Je Suis Charlie" movement because the jihadists are so far afield in how the religion should be practiced. Leftist tripe, yes, but also will anger Islamists on many levels a) depiction of Mohammed b) showing solidarity with the "infidels" c) forgiveness? We have no need for your weak forgiveness.
Posted by: Katja at January 12, 2015 10:31 PM (oi4A+)
They're portraying mohammad in a way he would simply never be. Islamists especially are offended by weakness. They are not only showing him, they are showing him to be weak. It is the ultimate insult.
Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 12, 2015 11:06 PM (QCo5R)
Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at January 12, 2015 11:31 PM (AcTdG)
Posted by: BB at January 13, 2015 12:45 AM (lcN3W)
Posted by: kraki at January 13, 2015 06:58 AM (krvsp)
Posted by: nick at January 13, 2015 08:19 AM (EMQZg)
French enough?
Posted by: nick at January 13, 2015 08:48 AM (EMQZg)
If anyone can explain this to me, let me know.
Cereally? It is a cartoon of Mohammed, shedding tears and claiming "I am Charlie".
If that doesn't get the wack job Islamonazis and the Progressives wound up, I don't know what will. Maybe a cartoon of ol' Mo shagging a camel?
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