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NFL Playoffs

First up Baltimore at New England

Baltimore-Ravens Playoffs.jpg

Later tonight Carolina at Seattle

UPDATE: geez, ya grouches

Pats.jpg

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 04:32 PM




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1

In!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 04:24 PM (d26lo)

2 Go Pats!

Posted by: eman at January 10, 2015 04:25 PM (24vvc)

3 Hello girls!

Posted by: fairweatherbill half loaded and proud at January 10, 2015 04:25 PM (ljIUb)

4 Yay!

Gotta root for the Ravens out of solidarity w/ my family in MD.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 04:26 PM (9BRsg)

5 Go somebody!

I ain't got a dog in this hunt but I'd sure tree that blonde....

Mmmm Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, them's some fine elbows there, yes indeedy.

Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something... at January 10, 2015 04:26 PM (baiNQ)

6 dammit, dave, you racist fucker, you can't show a little Pats pic, too? if I had a dog, i'd pretend it was you and give it a little kick . . . (not really!!!!)

GO PATS!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 04:26 PM (6uib1)

7 Thank you Dave in Texas

Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2015 04:27 PM (dFi94)

8
First of all, YOWZA.

Secondly, my heart rooting for the Ravens. I like them less least.

My brain says Pats by 21+.

My gut says 'where are the damn nachos?'

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2015 04:27 PM (Qs8ZN)

9 we gonna tear their legs off and beat 'em with the bloody stumps. no flags, either, heh heh.

Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 04:28 PM (6uib1)

10 I'll bet those gals are freezing their tushes off. It hasn't got out of the low 40s here today and I am way south of them.

Posted by: Vic at January 10, 2015 04:28 PM (wlDny)

11 Peaches is... angry! Yikes!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 04:28 PM (9BRsg)

12 The only reason I would like to see the Ravens win is that if the Donkeys win tomorrow, the Ravens would have to play here. Although, the last playoff game they played in Denver, the won. I have no love for either team. It would suit me just fine if they both lost.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 10, 2015 04:29 PM (vVSOO)

13 18 degrees.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 04:29 PM (RnbYZ)

14 Here's hoping for upsets today. That way the commentators won't know what to do if they can't keep blowing Brady, Belicheatand the Seahawks.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2015 04:29 PM (zt+N6)

15 no no, not angry, just really really need my boyz to get this done today. because it would be like the only thing good in my life in weeks.

Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 04:30 PM (6uib1)

16 13 18 degrees.


Spring !

Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2015 04:30 PM (dFi94)

17 Playoff worthy elbows there. Nice pair of blondes.

Posted by: tbodie at January 10, 2015 04:30 PM (Gv8zm)

18
They made it look easy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 04:30 PM (d26lo)

19 Defense?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 04:30 PM (RnbYZ)

20 Eeeeeeppppp...

I think I'm gonna save that poor cheerleader before her legs get damaged.

Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something... at January 10, 2015 04:31 PM (baiNQ)

21

hahahahahaha @ Darell Revis just standing there

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 04:31 PM (d26lo)

22 I think the Packers have to play whoever wins this game, no?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2015 04:31 PM (dFi94)

23 That was impressive.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2015 04:31 PM (g1DWB)

24 I think the Packers have to play whoever wins this game, no?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2015 04:31 PM (dFi94)
unless the Cowboys win. and, yes, that's a joke!

Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 04:32 PM (6uib1)

25

no, grammie, these are divisional playoffs

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 04:32 PM (d26lo)

26 Grammie, whoever wins this game will play either the Colts or the Broncos, whoever wins tomorrow. And I don't think it will be a shoo in for the Broncos.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 10, 2015 04:32 PM (vVSOO)

27
22 I think the Packers have to play whoever wins this game, no?
Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2015 04:31 PM (dFi94)


AFC NFC? How do it work?


Packers are NFC grammie. This is an AFC game.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2015 04:32 PM (zt+N6)

28 That chick in front may be Lebanese-American.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at January 10, 2015 04:32 PM (4IFRz)

29 Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 04:32 PM (6uib1)


Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2015 04:32 PM (dFi94)

30 Packers are NFC grammie. This is an AFC game.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2015 04:32 PM (zt+N6)
boston rob hates you . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 04:33 PM (6uib1)

31

Packers, if they win, will play either the Seahawks or the Panthers next week

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 04:33 PM (d26lo)

32 *slides hot buttered rum at Peaches using a long stick*

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 04:33 PM (9BRsg)

33 Where's the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform???

Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 04:33 PM (t1dCc)

34 Where's the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform???


Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 04:33 PM (t1dCc)
right? what is this, huffpo???

Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 04:34 PM (6uib1)

35 Fuck you, Baltimore! If you're thinking of winning the division this weekend, think again!

Posted by: drunk Pats fan at January 10, 2015 04:36 PM (upzAd)

36 Elbows Up!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2015 04:36 PM (GrXXa)

37 22 deg, wind chill 9 deg, at Foxboro

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2015 04:37 PM (l1zOH)

38 >>>right? what is this, huffpo???


Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 04:34 PM (6uib1)<<<

It's a micromacroaggression to not put up the pic of the Pat's cheerleader in the sailor uniform.

Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 04:37 PM (t1dCc)

39 It's a micromacroaggression to not put up the pic of the Pat's cheerleader in the sailor uniform.


Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 04:37 PM (t1dCc)
yeah, come on over and sit with me and the drunk guy. there's half a bottle of tequila in the cupboard, help yourself.

Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 04:39 PM (6uib1)

40 No matter that it's cold, looks like you could drink a whole cup of hot cocoa out of the navel of the brunette on the left

Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2015 04:39 PM (GrXXa)

41
I just bought a new protein powder -- Vanilla Cupcake Batter. Delicious.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 04:41 PM (d26lo)

42 No matter that it's cold, looks like you could drink a whole cup of hot cocoa out of the navel of the brunette on the left


Wrong hole.

Posted by: Steve Kroft at January 10, 2015 04:41 PM (Qs8ZN)

43 Ravens Playoff Elbows

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/554019888181047297

Patriots Playoff Elbows

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/554020020943327234

Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2015 04:41 PM (GrXXa)

44
O/T

Just got a call that my stepdad has been rushed to the hospital and things don't look good. He is 88 with heart problems. Please pray if you would.

Thank you

Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2015 04:41 PM (dFi94)

45 Very sorry grammie.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2015 04:42 PM (g1DWB)

46 I don't like Baltimore that much...but they are the closest thin left to really cheer for right now.

Nevermore, Patriots!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 10, 2015 04:42 PM (/mTq0)

47 I hate those weirdo flame/lamp? logos at Foxboro.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 04:43 PM (9BRsg)

48
Just did it, Grammie. God Speed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2015 04:43 PM (Qs8ZN)

49
done, g-winger

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 04:43 PM (d26lo)

50 Prayers up, grammie.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 04:43 PM (9BRsg)

51 Seattle over Carolina, no contest!

Of course, I thought the Panthers had no chance against Cards, too.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 10, 2015 04:44 PM (/mTq0)

52 May God keep him safe and restore him to health, grammie winger.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 10, 2015 04:45 PM (/mTq0)

53 you got it, grammie. i'm so sorry for this news.

Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 04:45 PM (6uib1)

54 50 Prayers up, grammie.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 04:43 PM (9BRsg)

+2

Posted by: MikeH at January 10, 2015 04:45 PM (4OZqu)

55 Wonder which game will have the horrible officiating this week.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2015 04:46 PM (zt+N6)

56 Aww, what a guy, that DiT.

But... this is the one (http://minx.cc:1080/?post=346390)

Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 04:46 PM (t1dCc)

57
OFFSIDES! WTF, Refs??

Posted by: Patriots Fan Who Complains About Everything at January 10, 2015 04:46 PM (d26lo)

58 thanks, Dave!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 04:47 PM (6uib1)

59 ya know if the Patriots keep icing the puck and not hitting the wicket it's going to get sticky

Posted by: MikeH at January 10, 2015 04:47 PM (4OZqu)

60 Goodness; Flacco is looking mighty impressive.

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2015 04:48 PM (0gm5y)

61 I hate those weirdo flame/lamp? logos at Foxboro. <<<<<<<<

The Illuminati!!!

Posted by: History Channel at January 10, 2015 04:48 PM (Qs8ZN)

62 The blonde in the bottom pic looks wickedly good!
Hell! They all do!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 10, 2015 04:48 PM (O3k74)

63 Watch the time, it's nearly five.
I don't watch football & don't want to see our daily troll.

I'm reading WSJ articles.

Enjoy the games!

Posted by: Carol at January 10, 2015 04:48 PM (sj3Ax)

64 Sending prayers, grammie.

Posted by: fly gal at January 10, 2015 04:49 PM (upzAd)

65 >>>yeah, come on over and sit with me and the drunk guy. there's half a bottle of tequila in the cupboard, help yourself.


Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 04:39 PM (6uib1)<<<

Why thank you!

Pizza or buffalo wing? **offers to send some through the usb**

Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 04:49 PM (t1dCc)

66 Shit New England Pats fans say.

http://tinyurl.com/pkd66kc

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2015 04:49 PM (zt+N6)

67 pizza, please - no mushrooms.

Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 04:50 PM (6uib1)

68
{{{grammie}}}
Prayers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2015 04:50 PM (l1zOH)

69 Let's go PANTHERS! A Certified Mohammedan free team

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 10, 2015 04:50 PM (0FSuD)

70 Grammie: Done!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 10, 2015 04:50 PM (O3k74)

71 I loath both teams. My ideal situation is a localized blackhole that sends both franchises to the planet were those "bugs" are (think the awful but strangely watchable Starship Troopers. great book though.). Since that probably won't happen, I think the Patriots are going to win. Fuck em' both anyways.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at January 10, 2015 04:51 PM (+WZmx)

72 Wow.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 04:51 PM (9BRsg)

73 I'm going to say prayers for your stepfather, Grammie Winger as soon as I hit post!

Posted by: Carol at January 10, 2015 04:51 PM (sj3Ax)

74 fuckity fuckity fuckity

Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 04:51 PM (6uib1)

75 14-0. Nice game so far.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 10, 2015 04:52 PM (KAmzK)

76 My goodness, this Flacco gent seems to know all the Patriots defensive plays. He is quite good, no?

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 10, 2015 04:52 PM (/pOl7)

77
Patriots fans, in case you're wondering if it's time to panic, wonder no longer.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 04:52 PM (d26lo)

78 That Raven's girl on the left looks like she is losing her pants!


Break button break!

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 10, 2015 04:52 PM (0FSuD)

79
hmmmm.... fascinating.

Posted by: Mr. Spock at January 10, 2015 04:52 PM (Qs8ZN)

80 Good start for the Ravens. It might be over before it gets started.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 10, 2015 04:53 PM (jucos)

81
79 hmmmm.... fascinating.
Posted by: Mr. Spock at January 10, 2015 04:52 PM (Qs8ZN)


They're a little skinny for your tastes.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2015 04:53 PM (zt+N6)

82 stay calm, folks, this was the plan. just softening these losers up for teh trademark pats 2nd half enstompening

Posted by: Bill B. at January 10, 2015 04:53 PM (6uib1)

83 Have them all bathed, perfumed, and sent to my chamber.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2015 04:53 PM (mx5oN)

84 You know, whoever wins this is going to the Super Bowl. I'm not sold on Denver or Indy.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at January 10, 2015 04:53 PM (+WZmx)

85
>>>pizza, please - no mushrooms.


Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 04:50 PM (6uib1)<<<

Done.

Looks up just in time to see Revis Island tip over. (somewhere Hank Johnson says I told you it can happen)

Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 04:54 PM (t1dCc)

86 79
hmmmm.... fascinating.
Posted by: Mr. Spock at January 10, 2015 04:52 PM (Qs8ZN)

Terror must be maintained or the Empire is doomed.

Posted by: Mirror Spock at January 10, 2015 04:55 PM (4OZqu)

87 We got 'em right where we want 'em.

Posted by: Bill Bellicheat at January 10, 2015 04:55 PM (/pOl7)

88 I no deliver pork pizza, goat only

Posted by: Mohamed, the goat fucker at January 10, 2015 04:56 PM (0FSuD)

89 This game could use more commercials.

Posted by: Garrett at January 10, 2015 04:56 PM (EMo7j)

90 Hmm, crowd seems a little quiet, ha ha.


Can both of these teams lose? PLEASE

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 10, 2015 04:57 PM (0FSuD)

91 Did that Patriot player just say he came from Tyler County Hospital?

Posted by: Bill Bellicheat at January 10, 2015 04:58 PM (/pOl7)

92 Did that Patriot player just say he came from Tyler County Hospital?

Posted by: Bill Bellicheat at January 10, 2015 04:58 PM (/pOl7)

93 Hmm, crowd seems a little quiet, ha ha.


Can both of these teams lose? PLEASE

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 10, 2015 04:58 PM (0FSuD)

94 Nice hold.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 04:58 PM (9BRsg)

95 Damnit, I was hoping for a My Favorite Two Teams Super Bowl (Seahawks and Patriots), but looks like the Pats are just going to bend over toward Mecca today.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 10, 2015 04:59 PM (rILa+)

96 Hi Skoo, I think

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 04:59 PM (9BRsg)

97 Well, that'll make them a bit louder.
Now, if they can score...

Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something... at January 10, 2015 04:59 PM (baiNQ)

98 I hate NBC, their announcers, their logo, EVERYTHING

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 10, 2015 05:00 PM (0FSuD)

99
Is X X-tie gonna be at the game tomorrow?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 05:00 PM (d26lo)

100
eh, like I said Pats will end up +21.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2015 05:00 PM (Qs8ZN)

101 Or maybe both coaches decided to go Defense Optional today.

What the Hell do I know?

Posted by: Sharkman at January 10, 2015 05:01 PM (rILa+)

102
holy carp!

I just checked and he IS going to the game tomorrow at Lambeau.

Get a life, you loser!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 05:01 PM (d26lo)

103 that's my boy!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 05:02 PM (6uib1)

104 >>>Is X X-tie gonna be at the game tomorrow?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 05:00 PM (d26lo)<<<

I rub the Buddha belly for luck.

Posted by: Jerruh Jones at January 10, 2015 05:02 PM (t1dCc)

105 Report Jihadist Sleeper Cells Activated In France, Police Told To Erase Social Media Accounts, Carry Weapons At All Time

Weasel Zippers

??? Hum? The US Military was told to hide under our beds?

14-7....we got a game?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2015 05:02 PM (bFZzD)

106
"As a lifelong Cowboys fan, it's hard to pass up attending a playoff game when you've been dubbed the team's mojo," Christie's press secretary said in the statement. "Not wanting to risk breaking the team's 5-0 streak by messing with karma, Governor Christie, his orange sweater and his son Andrew will all travel to Lambeau Field this weekend to attend the game against the Green Bay Packers."

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 05:02 PM (d26lo)

107 @102

Yeah, but this time he's "paying his own way"



Yeah, right I saw him check in at US Air gate in Philly.



Who the fuck does he think will believe that?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 10, 2015 05:04 PM (0FSuD)

108

wow look at the body language between Goodell and the broad next to him (his wife?)

They are not happy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 05:05 PM (d26lo)

109 Now NBC is discussing Ray Rice, evil man,

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 10, 2015 05:06 PM (0FSuD)

110

Where'd everyone go, to pee towards Mecca?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 05:06 PM (d26lo)

111 Yeah, right I saw him check in at US Air gate in Philly.



Who the fuck does he think will believe that?

did he buy 2 seats? that would really bolster his credibility

Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 05:06 PM (6uib1)

112 Mecca-nised infantry.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 05:07 PM (RnbYZ)

113 Shit. Injury.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 05:08 PM (9BRsg)

114 Past -- Bad luck Jessica Simpson in her pink Romo jersey
Present -- Good luck Krispy Kreme in his orange sweater

Posted by: Dallas Cowboys at January 10, 2015 05:08 PM (t1dCc)

115
Those constant ray rice domestic violence references are gonna make me slap a bitch.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2015 05:08 PM (Qs8ZN)

116 I hate NBC, their announcers, their logo, EVERYTHING
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 10, 2015 05:00 PM (0FSuD)
********
I HATE NBC? THEIR ANNOUNCERS? THEIR LOGO? THEIR EVERYTHING?

Posted by: AL SHARPTON, NOW SCREAMING INTO A MEGAPHONE at January 10, 2015 05:08 PM (jucos)

117 Those tummies are desperately begging for someone to eat scrambled eggs off them.

Posted by: Bob's House of Nics Too Lengthy for iPads at January 10, 2015 05:08 PM (yxw0r)

118 Why even have a clock?

Posted by: Garrett at January 10, 2015 05:08 PM (EMo7j)

119
Something about a grown man being a fanatical sports fan, and Christie is superstitious to boot!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 05:09 PM (d26lo)

120 Don't you just love how everyone within the NFL is patting themselves on the back for how they handled to totally independent investigation by that bastion of integrity, Bob Mueller?

The Commish so did NOT see that video, we swear!!

Bleech... ok, now back to cheerleader ogling.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2015 05:09 PM (Dj0WE)

121 *proffers an Italian grinder and pitcher of Sam Adams to Carol*

Posted by: drunk Pats fan at January 10, 2015 05:13 PM (upzAd)

122 15 yard penalty for domestic violence.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 05:13 PM (RnbYZ)

123 Very clearly what's needed here is MOAR Public Service announcements telling us not to beat our wives.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 10, 2015 05:13 PM (jucos)

124 Refs missed the Pats hand to the face vs Torrey Smith of course.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 05:13 PM (9BRsg)

125 WZ has story that French terrorists kept talking to media during attack. I didn't read it yet.

Posted by: Carol at January 10, 2015 05:14 PM (sj3Ax)

126 2nd dude got caught in the fight.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2015 05:14 PM (Qs8ZN)

127
126 2nd dude got caught in the fight.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2015 05:14 PM (Qs8ZN)


2nd dude always gets caught.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 10, 2015 05:17 PM (zt+N6)

128 Yup

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 05:18 PM (9BRsg)

129 Looks like diet is going to be postponed for the playoff. Off to club to eat shitty free snacks.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 10, 2015 05:18 PM (0FSuD)

130 dammit!

Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 05:19 PM (6uib1)

131 Tom screaming into ref's face. Nice.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 05:20 PM (9BRsg)

132 What a bitch.

Posted by: Garrett at January 10, 2015 05:20 PM (EMo7j)

133 When did Brady become such a whiner?

Posted by: Bill Bellicheat at January 10, 2015 05:20 PM (/pOl7)

134 Aww is Brady upset that he's not getting a flag every time a defender touches him?

Posted by: Buzzion at January 10, 2015 05:20 PM (zt+N6)

135
You guys are shitting me, right?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 05:21 PM (d26lo)

136 Chippy out there.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 05:21 PM (9BRsg)

137 >>When did Brady become such a whiner?

He's always been a whiner.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2015 05:21 PM (g1DWB)

138 Cheap shot after the sack, but c'mon Brady. Really?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2015 05:22 PM (60Vyp)

139 69 Let's go PANTHERS! A Certified Mohammedan free team
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 10, 2015 04:50 PM (0FSu

Reason enough to cheer for any team.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 10, 2015 05:22 PM (O3k74)

140 Heh

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 05:22 PM (9BRsg)

141 Taunting? Then I shall taunt you a second time as long as it's going to cost me 15 yards.

Posted by: Bill Bellicheat at January 10, 2015 05:23 PM (/pOl7)

142 They should have punted to no one.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 05:23 PM (RnbYZ)

143 Brady temper tantrum reminded me of my five year old's tantrums.

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2015 05:23 PM (0gm5y)

144 Taunting?! Oh FFS can you imagine what would happen if he blew raspberries or gave him a nuggy?!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2015 05:24 PM (60Vyp)

145 You'd have to step over 40 heroin addicts to go 15 yards in Baltimore.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 05:24 PM (RnbYZ)

146 117
Those tummies are desperately begging for someone to eat scrambled eggs off them.




Navel maneuvers.

Posted by: CO at January 10, 2015 05:25 PM (a4/Ug)

147 Now, witness the power of the fully operational Joe Flacco!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after 5 pm at January 10, 2015 05:25 PM (+1T7c)

148 **upon seeing Terrell S_u_ggs remove his helmet for the first time**

You're one ugly... motherfucker.

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger as "Dutch" Schaefer at January 10, 2015 05:26 PM (t1dCc)

149 Tommy doesn't want to gets his pants dirty.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 10, 2015 05:26 PM (jucos)

150 Hey, they're not running any of the plays I was told, er, thought they were going to run. What gives?

Posted by: Bill Bellicheat at January 10, 2015 05:26 PM (/pOl7)

151 Brady has gotten so used to rules set to keep his face pretty that he comes unglued when a defensive coordinator spots something that will overwhelm his protection

He's always been a crybaby

Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2015 05:29 PM (GrXXa)

152 Katy Whorey for the Super Bowl halftime show

Unless she's showing off the Katy Cans, it's one of those shows you'll make your beer runs knowing you're not missing much

Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2015 05:31 PM (GrXXa)

153 So ladies, do any of your nieces have parents that need to be sworn in to something.

Posted by: Plugs Biden at January 10, 2015 05:31 PM (WCnJW)

154 152 Katy Whorey for the Super Bowl halftime show

Unless she's showing off the Katy Cans, it's one of those shows you'll make your beer runs knowing you're not missing much
Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2015 05:31 PM (GrXXa)


Who else is performing with her. They always have some secondary act show up and perform too.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 10, 2015 05:34 PM (zt+N6)

155 Gronk hungry.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 05:34 PM (RnbYZ)

156 Patriots championships since spygate = Zero.

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at January 10, 2015 05:34 PM (MkuHT)

157 Kosher supermarket attack victims to be laid to rest in Israel
Yoav Hattab had just returned home from an Israel visit, Yohan Cohen saved a 3-year-old when he fought the terrorist, Philippe Braham always wanted to make aliyah and Francois-Michel Saada lived for his family's happiness; these are the four lives lost in the Friday attack.

The four hostages killed in the attack on a Paris kosher supermarket on Friday will be laid to rest on Tuesday in the Mount of Olives cemetery in Jerusalem, according to Robert Ejnes, the director of the CRIF, an umbrella organization of French Jewish communities, who is coordinating the transfer of the victims' bodies to Israel.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2015 05:35 PM (bFZzD)

158 As long as Katy brings her melons, I am cool with it.

Posted by: Garrett at January 10, 2015 05:36 PM (EMo7j)

159 No access to game.
The score, please, if someone would.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 10, 2015 05:36 PM (gy1ev)

160 Where's Aaron Hernandez? Did he get traded?

Posted by: Nathan Popp at January 10, 2015 05:37 PM (3MNCs)

161 Where's Aaron Hernandez? Did he get traded?


Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 05:38 PM (6uib1)

162 14-7 Ravens, teej

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2015 05:38 PM (60Vyp)

163 Who is chamuco fries? He gets zapped like MUMR.

Posted by: Ronster at January 10, 2015 05:38 PM (9vrWU)

164 Even.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 05:38 PM (RnbYZ)

165 YESH!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 05:38 PM (6uib1)

166 About time.

14-14.

Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 05:38 PM (t1dCc)

167 14-7 ravens
Posted by: chamuco fries at January 10, 2015 05:37 PM (qQk+U)

And Patriots driving on the Raven....oops touchdown....Game tied

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2015 05:38 PM (bFZzD)

168 14-7 ravens
Posted by: chamuco fries at January 10, 2015 05:37 PM (qQk+U)

And Patriots driving on the Raven....oops touchdown....Game tied

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2015 05:38 PM (bFZzD)

169 14-14 3:36 left. NE just scored

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at January 10, 2015 05:39 PM (Moh0M)

170
160 Where's Aaron Hernandez? Did he get traded?
Posted by: Nathan Popp at January 10, 2015 05:37 PM (3MNCs)


He was released and picked up by the Massachusetts penal league.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 10, 2015 05:39 PM (zt+N6)

171 14-13, gonna be 14 all here shortly.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2015 05:39 PM (60Vyp)

172 Gronkowski has bad back acne.

Posted by: not the mama at January 10, 2015 05:40 PM (5dxeo)

173 Ha! Found the music for the MS add and it's gonna be my new ringtone for DIL. So far it's the only good thing about this game.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2015 05:42 PM (60Vyp)

174 >>>upon seeing Terrell S_u_ggs remove his helmet for the first time

Yeah, I don't think he's gotta worry about dodging calls from modeling agencies after his playing days are over.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 10, 2015 05:42 PM (e+1S5)

175 Soothsayer @ 108- Goodell and his wife? Body language?
She probably caught him 'working out' with Sam.

Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2015 05:43 PM (go5uR)

176
reminds me of when Darth Vader removed his helmet

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 05:45 PM (d26lo)

177 >>>He was released and picked up by the Massachusetts penal league.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 10, 2015 05:39 PM (zt+N6)<<<

But he's definitely no longer a tight end, now a wide receiver.

Posted by: Big Bubba, Aaron's new QB at January 10, 2015 05:45 PM (t1dCc)

178 Naaaaaaaaasal.

Posted by: Al Miiiiiiichaels at January 10, 2015 05:45 PM (fBxC6)

179 Wah!!! Why won't anyone sign Michael sam? I know he's so bad he can't even stay on the practice squad but I want a gay player dammit!

Posted by: Roger goodell at January 10, 2015 05:46 PM (zt+N6)

180 TIME OUT!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 10, 2015 05:46 PM (EMo7j)

181 179 Because he sucks.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 05:46 PM (RnbYZ)

182
180

gave me the giggles, that did.

Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 05:47 PM (6uib1)

183 Alright now, who's got the ginger compliance pics?
*looks around for kbdabear*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2015 05:47 PM (60Vyp)

184 Hey, I'm lookin' fer Amanda Hugginkiss.

Posted by: Roger goodell at January 10, 2015 05:47 PM (rwI+c)

185 Stop making fun of me. It's called macrocephaly!

Posted by: Peyton Manning at January 10, 2015 05:48 PM (NeFrd)

186 Whoa! Talk about ask and you shall receive.
Thanks all!

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 10, 2015 05:48 PM (gy1ev)

187 >>>reminds me of when Darth Vader removed his helmet

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 05:45 PM (d26lo)<<<


Still think this is more accurate.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcgRaf38uCQ (language warning)

Posted by: Arnold as "Dutch Schaefer at January 10, 2015 05:51 PM (t1dCc)

188 C'mon Collinsworth! Enough of the man slobber for Bellicheat. One of the greates coaches of all time?! I think not.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2015 05:51 PM (60Vyp)

189 God the NFL is boring.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2015 05:52 PM (EMo7j)

190 There will be two more commercial brakes before the half is over.

Posted by: Roger goodell at January 10, 2015 05:53 PM (zt+N6)

191 Oh great an announcement about the super bowl half time show. I guess that means we'll find out what bizarre combination for a secondary act will be joining Katie perry.

Posted by: Roger goodell at January 10, 2015 05:54 PM (zt+N6)

192 Off mini tyrant sock.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 10, 2015 05:55 PM (zt+N6)

193 Don't you have to pay to be the halftime show?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 05:55 PM (RnbYZ)

194 I saw Bad Back Acne open for Def Leppard, Norfolk Scope, 1988.

Posted by: Moron in a Panthers Snuggie at January 10, 2015 05:55 PM (Ks4nX)

195 Me so stupid.

Posted by: Tom at January 10, 2015 05:57 PM (fBxC6)

196 BTW- did everyone see that the head of the family got inducted into the cfb Hall of Fame? First year eligible.

At K-State, it's about family.
Keep calm and Snyder on.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 10, 2015 05:58 PM (gy1ev)

197 Tom Brady needs to drink some more of Butters creamy goo during halftime.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 10, 2015 05:58 PM (zt+N6)

198 Tom Brady needs to drink some more of Butters creamy goo during halftime.

I shouldn't google that, should I?

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 06:02 PM (rwI+c)

199 S u g g s ain't ugly...You want ugly? I'll show you ugly.

Samuel L. Jackson

Posted by: Norman at January 10, 2015 06:03 PM (CYS6Q)

200 Balls

Posted by: Sharkman at January 10, 2015 06:04 PM (rILa+)

201 Damn!

Drudge is all over keeping the score current.

Who says he takes off on the weekend?!?

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 10, 2015 06:05 PM (4DCSq)

202
198 Tom Brady needs to drink some more of Butters creamy goo during halftime.

I shouldn't google that, should I?
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 06:02 PM (rwI+c)


Probably not. It's South Park. :p

http://youtu.be/c0EaAfBKQLU

Posted by: Buzzion at January 10, 2015 06:07 PM (zt+N6)

203 I'm not really a Brady hater, but this is priceless.

pic.twitter.com/JZXvi2L5Li

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 10, 2015 06:07 PM (KFdZd)

204
halftime trivia: what's the name of Aquaman's seahorse?

and who is Aquaman's arch foe?


Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 06:10 PM (d26lo)

205 203>> bwahahahahhaha!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2015 06:11 PM (60Vyp)

206 Oh look Lenny Kravitz also on the super bowl.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 10, 2015 06:12 PM (zt+N6)

207 Flacco is sick.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2015 06:12 PM (MDgS8)

208 halftime trivia: what's the name of Aquaman's seahorse?

and who is Aquaman's arch foe?


a) Flacco


b) Flacco

Weird.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2015 06:13 PM (MDgS8)

209 "halftime trivia: what's the name of Aquaman's seahorse?"

Storm

Posted by: MikeH at January 10, 2015 06:14 PM (4OZqu)

210 Champagne anyone?

http://tinyurl.com/k4d79po

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2015 06:14 PM (g1DWB)

211 Wow Lenny Kravitz, what a get for the Super Bowl, if this was 1995.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 10, 2015 06:14 PM (qAza8)

212 Tommy gets the ball to start the 3rd.

Tommy is mad.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2015 06:15 PM (MDgS8)

213 and who is Aquaman's arch foe?


Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 06:10 PM (d26lo)

Black Manta

Posted by: MikeH at January 10, 2015 06:15 PM (4OZqu)

214 Katy Perry halftime show? Oh please please please wardrobe malfunction.

Posted by: Manspread Mann at January 10, 2015 06:16 PM (fBxC6)

215 and who is Aquaman's arch foe?

heterosexuality?

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 10, 2015 06:16 PM (/2Qtx)

216 oh man, we just got back from the range
totally forgot there were playoffs today

guess that should be expected of a bears fan

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 10, 2015 06:17 PM (/2Qtx)

217 "halftime trivia: what's the name of Aquaman's seahorse?"

****


Don't know.

But I'm guessing they're good at water polo.

Posted by: Seamus M. at January 10, 2015 06:18 PM (NeFrd)

218 215 and who is Aquaman's arch foe?

heterosexuality?
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 10, 2015 06:16 PM (/2Qtx)

Dry All?

Posted by: MikeH at January 10, 2015 06:18 PM (4OZqu)

219 So, I'm guessin' the Seattle game is on Fox or ESPN or some other channel I don't get.
Oh well, pretty sure Denver game is cbs here.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 10, 2015 06:19 PM (gy1ev)

220 Yeah, that looked like interference.

Posted by: Y-not at January 10, 2015 06:20 PM (9BRsg)

221 >>>So, I'm guessin' the Seattle game is on Fox or ESPN or some other channel I don't get.<<<



Fox.

Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 06:20 PM (t1dCc)

222 You don't get Fox?

That's a network.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2015 06:20 PM (MDgS8)

223 Football. Yay!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2015 06:20 PM (A4oX7)

224 211 Wow Lenny Kravitz, what a get for the Super Bowl, if this was 1995.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 10, 2015 06:14 PM (qAza

Leonard has matures

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2015 06:22 PM (A4oX7)

225 Well, Direct TV and NBC just settled their squabble, so I don't have to watch the game in the kitchen.

Posted by: Ronster at January 10, 2015 06:22 PM (9vrWU)

226 Hell eleven, I can't even pull in teh local nbc station on my rabbit ears 99% of the time.
Cbs, MeTV, abc and the CW network. That's it.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 10, 2015 06:23 PM (gy1ev)

227 Oh yeah, skirt steak, onions and peppers comin off the grill shortly. Fresh homemade tortillas and fresh avocados standing by...... Winning!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2015 06:24 PM (60Vyp)

228 Who says he takes off on the weekend?!?

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 10, 2015 06:05 PM (4DCSq)

Easy to post scores. Some of the help can do that. I'll bet he's at the game.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 10, 2015 06:24 PM (0FSuD)

229 Wow Lenny Kravitz, what a get for the Super Bowl, if this was 1995.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 10, 2015 06:14 PM (qAza



He beat out Flock of Seagulls for the privilege.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2015 06:24 PM (KBvAm)

230 The 'rons were being grouchy? Jeez, why? Not enough elbows for them?

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 10, 2015 06:25 PM (+XMAD)

231
218 215 and who is Aquaman's arch foe? heterosexuality? Posted by: navycopjoe at January 10, 2015 06:16 PM (/2Qtx) Dry All?
Posted by: MikeH at January 10, 2015 06:18 PM (4OZqu)


Those plastic 6-pack holders.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2015 06:26 PM (zt+N6)

232 By Grathbar's hammer I'd pay good money for Collingsworth to get laryngitis

Posted by: MikeH at January 10, 2015 06:27 PM (4OZqu)

233 227
Oh yeah, skirt steak, onions and peppers comin off the grill shortly.
Fresh homemade tortillas and fresh avocados standing by...... Winning!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2015 06:24 PM (60Vyp)


I just have to put my shoes on and I'll be over in 20 minutes.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at January 10, 2015 06:27 PM (KuU4f)

234 I vote for Donna and the Amper&ands to do the halftime show.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 10, 2015 06:27 PM (gy1ev)

235
232 By Grathbar's hammer I'd pay good money for Collingsworth to get laryngitis
Posted by: MikeH at January 10, 2015 06:27 PM (4OZqu)


Perhaps you should try doing it by Grabthar's hammer instead.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2015 06:28 PM (zt+N6)

236
227 Oh yeah, skirt steak, onions and peppers comin off the grill shortly. Fresh homemade tortillas and fresh avocados standing by...... Winning!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2015 06:24 PM (60Vyp)

Smoked chicken-whole, mashed garlic potatoes, dressing & green beans. It works

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2015 06:28 PM (A4oX7)

237 'Sup DG!!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2015 06:29 PM (60Vyp)

238 Nice that all these ball games are in stadiums that are either sited in warm locations or heated. Just looking at those girls gives me chills. Not the man-kind of chills, the cold, goose-bumbs kind of chills.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 10, 2015 06:30 PM (COIkl)

239 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 10, 2015 06:30 PM (4gN5w)

240
Black Manta

Posted by: MikeH


Racist.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 06:30 PM (d26lo)

241
225 Well, Direct TV and NBC just settled their squabble, so I don't have to watch the game in the kitchen.

What about FNC and DISH?

I'm 'kinda' missing the blonde news readers...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 10, 2015 06:30 PM (4DCSq)

242 237
'Sup DG!!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2015 06:29 PM (60Vyp)


Not a whole heck of a lot. We have an owl perched on our mailbox next to our front door so that's been our excitement for the day.
How you been?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at January 10, 2015 06:31 PM (KuU4f)

243 Nice TD!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 06:31 PM (9BRsg)

244 Jeebus. That was ugly.

Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 06:32 PM (t1dCc)

245 untouched

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 06:32 PM (rwI+c)

246 Stick a fucking fork in the Pats.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 10, 2015 06:33 PM (rILa+)

247 What about FNC and DISH?

Don't have a clue.

Posted by: Ronster at January 10, 2015 06:33 PM (9vrWU)

248 240
Black Manta

Posted by: MikeH

Racist.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 06:30 PM (d26lo)

Well this a black day for me, I was always the black sheep in my family and being a pot calling the kettle black.

Posted by: MikeH at January 10, 2015 06:33 PM (4OZqu)

249 236>> oh man I would kill for some garlic mashed taters with little horseradish in them. And those little green chives and sour cream on top.....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2015 06:34 PM (60Vyp)

250 Dish TV was one of those 'chosen few' who got a Waiver from Obamacare.
Fuck'em.

Posted by: wheatie at January 10, 2015 06:34 PM (AQysw)

251 Yeesh.... It looks like someone forgot to tell the Patriots that there was a game today

Posted by: confuzzled at January 10, 2015 06:34 PM (kb42d)

252 Wow, Not a bad day so far.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2015 06:34 PM (nHuU1)

253 Collinsworth--"there's nothing he'd like more than to put a ring on that man's finger."

Must this issue come up everywhere we look?!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2015 06:37 PM (Dhdnu)

254 I'm rooting for the teams that come from states with Republican governors.

Oh, wait.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2015 06:38 PM (Dhdnu)

255 242>> heard something in the attic yesterday morning so we had the pest control guys out today. They left us with rat traps and a $250 bill. And school starts on the 20th.

How the other half and the boy?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2015 06:39 PM (60Vyp)

256
>>>I'm rooting for the teams that come from states with Republican governors.



Oh, wait.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2015 06:38 PM (Dhdnu)<<<

We'll appreciate that tomorrow.

Posted by: Dallas Cowboys at January 10, 2015 06:40 PM (t1dCc)

257
good catch, Fat Meanie!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 06:40 PM (d26lo)

258 I made stovetop popcorn again, the second time I've tried it. I thought I may have gotten lucky the first time, but I am now convinced that this is the *only* way to make popcorn.

Here is the recipe I followed:

http://thecoconutmama.com/2014/01/coconut-oil-popcorn/

I melted two tablespoons of butter in a separate pan and drizzled it over the finished popcorn, sprinkled it with popcorn salt (finely ground salt), and tossed it.

It is awesome. No unpopped kernels to speak of, and not the slightest trace of burned taste. This is what popcorn was meant to be.

I used a 5.5 quart Dutch oven, and 1/2 cup of popcorn nearly filled it.

I may use three tablespoons of butter next time.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2015 06:40 PM (sdi6R)

259 Yay DiT.

New elbows at the top of the post!

Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something... at January 10, 2015 06:40 PM (baiNQ)

260
Does MD have a new R gov, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 06:42 PM (d26lo)

261 Goooo Pack!
Jordy Jordy Jordy

And hoping if the Chiefs don't draft Tyler Lockett the Packers do.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 10, 2015 06:42 PM (gy1ev)

262 Grammie, I hope your pa is OK.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2015 06:43 PM (Dhdnu)

263 "Does MD have a new R gov, too?"

We will in a few days

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2015 06:43 PM (nHuU1)

264
why not just Jiffy Pop?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 06:44 PM (d26lo)

265 @260, MD has a GOP Governor-elect.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2015 06:44 PM (Dhdnu)

266 The brunette up top has some mighty nice-lookin thighs...

Ima root for da Ravens. Brady tears are just too damned delicious....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 10, 2015 06:45 PM (TZCW8)

267
he's not sworn in yet?

our new R gov in MA was sworn in last Tuesday...or Wednesday

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 06:45 PM (d26lo)

268 How the other half and the boy?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2015 06:39 PM (60Vyp)


They're doing well! The boy was home for twelve days over Christmas and was probably glad to go back to his life! The other half is preparing to be disappointed by the 'boys tomorrow.

Sounds like we've both had fun with wildlife here recently.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at January 10, 2015 06:45 PM (KuU4f)

269 264
why not just Jiffy Pop?
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 06:44 PM (d26lo)


This is to Jiffy Pop what Moet & Chandon is to Val-U-Rite.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2015 06:46 PM (sdi6R)

270 254
I'm rooting for the teams that come from states with Republican governors.



Oh, wait.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2015 06:38 PM (Dhdnu)

Glad to have another Panther's fan.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 10, 2015 06:47 PM (0FSuD)

271 Nip Sip, Bears actually.

I'd like to make it clear that I am not in the running for the head coaching job in Chicago.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2015 06:49 PM (Dhdnu)

272 268>> Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at January 10, 2015 06:45 PM (KuU4f)

I'm glad you got to have some quality time with him! Our oldest boy was home over the holidays before going to Okinawa for the next 2 years. His mom is kinda bummed but he's pretty stoked.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2015 06:50 PM (60Vyp)

273 grammie's dad is ill?
With ya in spirit grammie, wherever you are.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 10, 2015 06:50 PM (gy1ev)

274 I'm at the Wings-Caps game. They said "Please refrain from using profanity and excessive drinking of alcohol. Enjoy the game."
Well, which is it?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 10, 2015 06:50 PM (Itgns)

275
I don't care what anyone will say, I think popcorn is one of the most amazing things.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 06:51 PM (d26lo)

276 >>>I'd like to make it clear that I am not in the running for the head coaching job in Chicago.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2015 06:49 PM (Dhdnu)<<<

Yeah. We're not interested in competence, we've still got Cutler.

Posted by: Bears' front office at January 10, 2015 06:52 PM (t1dCc)

277 My neighbor's heat pump just ate itself. What a night to lose your heat.

Posted by: Vic at January 10, 2015 06:52 PM (wlDny)

278 Good bye Steelers living on their reputation of a great defense. Dick LeBeau resigned.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2015 06:53 PM (zt+N6)

279 I'm cravin' Raven cheerleaders! I'm ravin' !!

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at January 10, 2015 06:53 PM (w4B97)

280 I'm glad you got to have some quality time with him!
Our oldest boy was home over the holidays before going to Okinawa for
the next 2 years. His mom is kinda bummed but he's pretty stoked.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2015 06:50 PM (60Vyp)


That's awesome. I bet that is a neat place to be stationed. I can see why mom would be bummed but I'm guessing he'll love it.
How is the employment search going? Or are you just gonna retire?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at January 10, 2015 06:54 PM (KuU4f)

281 "...heat pump just ate itself."
If that ain't a hangin' curve around this place...

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 10, 2015 06:54 PM (gy1ev)

282 CoJ are you on Facebook?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at January 10, 2015 06:55 PM (KuU4f)

283 278
Good bye Steelers living on their reputation of a great defense. Dick LeBeau resigned.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2015 06:53 PM (zt+N6)

Wow. Why?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 10, 2015 06:55 PM (TZCW8)

284 Vic - That certainly sucks Hopefully they will stay warm

Posted by: confuzzled at January 10, 2015 06:55 PM (kb42d)

285 Popcorn... http://tinyurl.com/bebcptt

Posted by: Hot Buttered at January 10, 2015 06:55 PM (fBxC6)

286
the circulator for the forced hot water?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 06:55 PM (d26lo)

287 Tie.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 06:56 PM (RnbYZ)

288
oh that was gooooood

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 06:56 PM (d26lo)

289 Oh yeah. Beautiful!!!

Tied up again.

Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 06:56 PM (t1dCc)

290 Tricksey!!

Posted by: Gollum at January 10, 2015 06:56 PM (fBxC6)

291 That's the oldest trick in the book, I'm surprised the Ravens fell for it.

Posted by: chippy at January 10, 2015 06:57 PM (3MNCs)

292
Dick Lebeau is like 80.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 06:57 PM (d26lo)

293 Tea Partiers behind the endzone.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 06:57 PM (RnbYZ)

294 OT: The Religion of Peace strapped a bomb to a ten year old girl and sent her into a crowded marketplace killing sixteen and injuring twenty. Thanks, Allah!

See WZ.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 10, 2015 06:58 PM (LImiJ)

295 @292


Oddly enough, so is Pepe LePew.

Posted by: Seamus M. at January 10, 2015 06:59 PM (NeFrd)

296
marketplace where?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 06:59 PM (d26lo)

297 Just kidding. Pepe LePew is 70 this year.

Posted by: Seamus M. at January 10, 2015 06:59 PM (NeFrd)

298 >>>Good bye Steelers living on their reputation of a great defense. Dick LeBeau resigned.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2015 06:53 PM (zt+N6)

Wow. Why?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 10, 2015 06:55 PM (TZCW

Dick Lebeau is like 80.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 06:57 PM (d26lo)
<<<



He's like 5 years older than being of use to anyone. To the Death Panels with him.

Posted by: Dr. Ezekiel Emmanuel at January 10, 2015 07:00 PM (t1dCc)

299 Refs are flag happy. Color me shocked.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 07:00 PM (9BRsg)

300 And the thing is, the popcorn I used was from a jar I've had for a long time that may well be stale, yet it still tasted great. I formerly used an electric air popper, which was OK but left a lot of unpopped kernels.

I haven't eaten that much popcorn recently, and the jar has been sitting in my cabinet. I just checked it and it says "Best by Dec. 31, 2009".

I can't wait to try this with a fresh jar.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2015 07:01 PM (sdi6R)

301 Flacco pick!

Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 07:01 PM (t1dCc)

302 Y-Not... It seems like they are throwing them for the oddest things though.... They've called for a few minor things and missed some really big ones

Posted by: confuzzled at January 10, 2015 07:01 PM (kb42d)

303
wow the refs just intercepted flacco's pass and handed the ball to a Patriots player!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 07:02 PM (d26lo)

304 Wow. Didn't know he was that old...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 10, 2015 07:02 PM (TZCW8)

305 rickl- you ought to get one of those Whirly-Gig stovetop poppers. We use ours a lot- get the big jar of Orville R-bacher's popcorn, make a 1/2 cup batch, topped with melted butter & salt. Very few unpopped, very fluffy kernels.

Posted by: Seamus M. at January 10, 2015 07:03 PM (NeFrd)

306
. I just checked it and it says "Best by Dec. 31, 2009".

wow that's old popcorn

you bought probably in 2007

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 07:03 PM (d26lo)

307 Edelman should be playing Quarterback.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 07:03 PM (RnbYZ)

308 Plus it's fun spinning the little crank while it pops.




(yeah, yeah, yeah, I said "crank". so sue me)

Posted by: Seamus M. at January 10, 2015 07:03 PM (NeFrd)

309 I haven't seen Brady be this off target in a long time.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2015 07:04 PM (g1DWB)

310 And... can't do anything after the INT.

Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 07:04 PM (t1dCc)

311 He's 77. And he's resigning. He made it clear that he's not retiring. Apparently there were questions starting to crop up about his future with the Steelers so he made the decision for himself.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2015 07:04 PM (zt+N6)

312
he's 77.25 yrs old

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 07:05 PM (d26lo)

313 309 I haven't seen Brady be this off target in a long time.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2015 07:04 PM (g1DWB)

Tell me about it

Posted by: gisele bundchen at January 10, 2015 07:05 PM (4OZqu)

314 Goalie down!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 10, 2015 07:06 PM (Itgns)

315 Two penalties and a touchdown on Revis tonight. Wow.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2015 07:07 PM (g1DWB)

316
the refs are way in the tank for the Patriots!!

oh wait...

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 07:07 PM (d26lo)

317 Guy Fawkes declares war on ISIS.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 07:08 PM (RnbYZ)

318 284
Vic - That certainly sucks Hopefully they will stay warm



Posted by: confuzzled at January 10, 2015 06:55 PM (kb42d)


Hopefully they have some portable heaters to warm a few rooms.

Posted by: Vic at January 10, 2015 07:09 PM (wlDny)

319 Damage control

Abbas to attend massive Paris anti-terror rally

http://is.gd/fxqu7V

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 07:10 PM (rwI+c)

320 Time out!!!

Posted by: Andy Reid, sad candy apple at January 10, 2015 07:11 PM (9BRsg)

321 WW2 Tweets from 1943 @RealTimeWWII · 31m 31 minutes ago

Bad weather & continual Red Army advances have reduced air supply of food to Stalingrad to a trickle; German troops on starvation rations.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 07:12 PM (rwI+c)

322 It sure would be a shame if an irate Jew kicked Abbas in the nuts.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 07:12 PM (9BRsg)

323 Abbas to attend massive Paris anti-terror rally

-
I guess Hitler is busy.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 10, 2015 07:12 PM (LImiJ)

324 WW2 Tweets from 1943 ‏@RealTimeWWII 29m29 minutes ago

German Gen. Zeitzler, safe in Berlin, eats Stalingrad rations in solidarity with trapped 6th Army; Hitler orders emaciated General to stop.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 07:13 PM (rwI+c)

325 Close!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 07:15 PM (9BRsg)

326 323 Abbas to attend massive Paris anti-terror rally

-
I guess Hitler is busy.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 10, 2015 07:12 PM (LImiJ)

Putin wanted a consult

Posted by: Zombie Hitler at January 10, 2015 07:15 PM (4OZqu)

327 How's that projected 2015 fund-raising in France for Palestine look, PA?

Posted by: goatexchange at January 10, 2015 07:15 PM (90SmE)

328 Fullback just got lucky.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2015 07:15 PM (zt+N6)

329 328 Fullback just got lucky.
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2015 07:15 PM (zt+N6)

Yowza

Posted by: Michael Sam at January 10, 2015 07:17 PM (4OZqu)

330 @323 - yeah, right now all that EU money they and the rest of their ilk had counted on scamming is looking a little less certain.

Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2015 07:17 PM (o+SC1)

331 Shitty.

From a Flacco fuble/Pats recovery on the Bal. 5yrd line... to a Revis flag... to allowing the Ravens to drive all the way down field for (what's looking like) a big score.

Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 07:18 PM (t1dCc)

332 List and precise maps of no-go zones in France, produced by the French government:

http://tinyurl.com/2a5y6kn

This is what "multiculturalism" means. This is the "tossed salad" (instead of oppressive melting pot) so vaunted by the left-wing.

*spit*

Posted by: Feh at January 10, 2015 07:18 PM (g/zj9)

333 Still on course for OT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2015 07:19 PM (A4oX7)

334 Whew. Held to a FG.

Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 07:20 PM (t1dCc)

335 netanyahu is going to the "unity" rally

because fuck those guys

Posted by: ThunderB, sharia compliance officer at January 10, 2015 07:21 PM (zOTsN)

336 Man.... the economy must really suck.... If even Budweiser is reduced to having to work part time for Lyft

Posted by: confuzzled at January 10, 2015 07:22 PM (kb42d)

337 305 rickl- you ought to get one of those Whirly-Gig stovetop poppers. We use ours a lot- get the big jar of Orville R-bacher's popcorn, make a 1/2 cup batch, topped with melted butter & salt. Very few unpopped, very fluffy kernels.
Posted by: Seamus M. at January 10, 2015 07:03 PM (NeFrd)


See my #258. I used a Dutch oven, coconut oil, and an old jar of Orville Redenbacher. It's awesome.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2015 07:22 PM (sdi6R)

338 Thanks for all the well wishes and prayers. Without further adieu, presenting li'l flounder. Momma and baby are fine. Big brother, however, caught influenza A and started Tamiflu today.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/pp8jhhn

Posted by: flounder at January 10, 2015 07:24 PM (FHh8u)

339 Fumble?

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 07:26 PM (9BRsg)

340 Ugh.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 07:26 PM (9BRsg)

341 How many people here believe, as I do, that a Greek hoplite from 300 BC would have viewed the video of the French SWAT assault on the kosher market, and said, "Got it. Shield ... helmet ... greaves ... body armor .... phalanx....short range weapon....Check. now go and pulverize that Persian."

Posted by: goatexchange at January 10, 2015 07:26 PM (90SmE)

342 He's down. Knees and elbow.

Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 07:26 PM (t1dCc)

343 In the first pic, I just told him that Jeb Bush was considering a 2016 run.

Posted by: flounder at January 10, 2015 07:27 PM (FHh8u)

344 Congratulations, flounder!

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2015 07:27 PM (sdi6R)

345 Nah. He's down. Knees and elbow.

Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 07:27 PM (t1dCc)

346
speaking of food...

On my quest to find decent frozen chicken patties, which are terribly high in fat with little protein, I discovered Tyson's Grilled And Ready fully cooked chicken fillets.

I don't know how they taste but the nutritional profile is excellent. $9 for a bag of 6 fillets, on sale for bogo.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 07:28 PM (d26lo)

347 Congrats, flounder!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2015 07:28 PM (ABcz/)

348 Posted by: flounder at January 10, 2015 07:24 PM (FHh8u)


****


Hey, his eyes are both on the front, are you sure he's yours?





(Congrats! Looks like a keeper!)

Posted by: Seamus M. at January 10, 2015 07:28 PM (NeFrd)

349 Oops, looked as though it didn't go through.

Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 07:28 PM (t1dCc)

350 Yes. Congrats Flounder

Posted by: confuzzled at January 10, 2015 07:28 PM (kb42d)

351
A new guppy!

Congratulations.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 07:29 PM (d26lo)

352 you really want to make yourself gag read the comments on any mainstream publication about the attacks on the kosher markets or Netanyahus comments directed to the Jews of Europe

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 10, 2015 07:29 PM (zOTsN)

353 Congrats flounder!
And prayers for the older sibling.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 10, 2015 07:29 PM (gy1ev)

354 A little ginger to spice up your life. Bam!

Posted by: Emeril at January 10, 2015 07:30 PM (fBxC6)

355 Hoo-boy.


Been napping all afternoon. NE VS Balty a good 'ern...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 10, 2015 07:30 PM (NoB6A)

356 List and precise maps of no-go zones in France, produced by the French government:



http://tinyurl.com/2a5y6kn



This is what "multiculturalism" means. This is the "tossed salad"
(instead of oppressive melting pot) so vaunted by the left-wing.



*spit*

Posted by: Feh at January 10, 2015 07:18 PM (g/zj9)


How nice of the French government to publish a list of sites where one can dispose of toxic waste and stale-dated ordnance!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2015 07:31 PM (4k1aC)

357 Escort girls http://REGMODELS.RU

Posted by: Tina at January 10, 2015 07:32 PM (wXdte)

358 OT: The Religion of Peace strapped a bomb to a ten year old girl and
sent her into a crowded marketplace killing sixteen and injuring twenty.
Thanks, Allah!



Guess that's one of "our girls" who won't be going home.
Boko Haram are evil. This is just sickening.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2015 07:32 PM (ABcz/)

359 Yay Flounder. Best wishes and Gods blessings for you and your tribe! Err...school?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2015 07:33 PM (60Vyp)

360 Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 07:28 PM (d26lo)

------------------------

Why not buy fresh chicken and make them yourself? Much cheaper.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 10, 2015 07:33 PM (KFdZd)

361 the JEF is sending Holder to the Unity rally in Paris

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 10, 2015 07:33 PM (zOTsN)

362
OMAHA!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 07:34 PM (d26lo)

363 Congrats on the new fingerling, Flounder.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2015 07:34 PM (4k1aC)

364 Perfect pass.

Posted by: Emeril at January 10, 2015 07:34 PM (fBxC6)

365 LaFell TD.

Pats'll lead. 35-31

Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 07:34 PM (t1dCc)

366 congrats on the guppy flounder

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 10, 2015 07:34 PM (zOTsN)

367 First lead of the game for NE.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 07:34 PM (rwI+c)

368 >>How nice of the French government to publish a list of sites where one can dispose of toxic waste and stale-dated ordnance!

That movie District B13 is looking more realistic....

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2015 07:35 PM (ABcz/)

369 361
Holder, isn't that a bit odd? You would assume someone like Biden or Kerry, not the Attorney General. Heck, even the President himself would make more sense.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2015 07:35 PM (JWTYo)

370 nobody spread unity like Holder

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 10, 2015 07:35 PM (zOTsN)

371 Congrats, flounder!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 10, 2015 07:36 PM (NoB6A)

372 370
He has done such a bang-up job here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2015 07:36 PM (JWTYo)

373
Why not buy fresh chicken and make them yourself? Much cheaper.

No doubt. But i) I don't want to cook, and ii) I want fast but low-fat/carb food.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 07:36 PM (d26lo)

374 Gotta give Holder a taxpayer funded Parisian vacation before he retires.

Posted by: Barack at January 10, 2015 07:36 PM (fBxC6)

375 >>>Holder, isn't that a bit odd? You would assume
someone like Biden or Kerry, not the Attorney General. Heck, even the
President himself would make more sense.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2015 07:35 PM (JWTYo)<<<

Can you imagine Joke Biden's gropey hands doing "consolation hugs" with victims' families. **shudders**

Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 07:37 PM (t1dCc)

376 Free trip to Paris.
Payback for being a reliably racist, corrupt AG.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 10, 2015 07:38 PM (gy1ev)

377 >>Gotta give Holder a taxpayer funded Parisian vacation before he retires.

In that case, why isn't Michelle going with the girls and her mum?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2015 07:39 PM (ABcz/)

378 I hope they set up a nice stable with hay and a blanket for Kerry.

Posted by: goatexchange at January 10, 2015 07:40 PM (90SmE)

379 So, last team with ball wins, eh?

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 07:40 PM (rwI+c)

380 377
>>Gotta give Holder a taxpayer funded Parisian vacation before he retires.

In that case, why isn't Michelle going with the girls and her mum?


Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2015 07:39 PM (ABcz/)


Who gives the better bj?

Posted by: Barack at January 10, 2015 07:41 PM (fBxC6)

381 sending holder

obama is busy planning the next fucking-over of the American productive classes

Posted by: Feh at January 10, 2015 07:41 PM (g/zj9)

382
RaJoy of Spain


Merkel of Germany

Cameron of the UK

Hollande of France

Erdogun of Turkey

King of Jordan

Netanyahu of Israel

Holder

one of these things is not like the other, one of these thing is not the same

nothing says i dont give a shit like sending a flunky

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 10, 2015 07:41 PM (zOTsN)

383 Who gives the better bj?

Mum takes her teeth out.



You're welcome for that image.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 07:41 PM (rwI+c)

384 Toby - Kinda seems that way

Posted by: confuzzled at January 10, 2015 07:41 PM (kb42d)

385 obama's priority has always been his domestic enemies

Americans

Posted by: Feh at January 10, 2015 07:43 PM (g/zj9)

386 382
Maybe he is sending a law enforcement officer because this was just a case of workplace violence.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2015 07:44 PM (JWTYo)

387 Maybe Holder is better at frenching?

Posted by: goatexchange at January 10, 2015 07:44 PM (90SmE)

388 >>>one of these things is not like the other, one of these thing is not the same



nothing says i dont give a shit like sending a flunky

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 10, 2015 07:41 PM (zOTsN)<<<

Of coourse, I didn't even get flunkies.

Posted by: zombie Lady Thatcher at January 10, 2015 07:45 PM (t1dCc)

389 And Holder has been very active intervening an any city that doesn't approve, no,* expedite* the construction of a new mosque.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2015 07:45 PM (ABcz/)

390 382>> "nothing says i dont give a shit like sending a flunky."

Well I DID say the future must not belong to those who slander the prophet!

Posted by: Barackenhamen, Prince of Ears at January 10, 2015 07:45 PM (60Vyp)

391 Damn, this is a great game.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2015 07:46 PM (g1DWB)

392 boy we miss you Mrs Thatcher


its prolly because France was a colonial power

jus like daddy told him

they were asking for it

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 10, 2015 07:47 PM (zOTsN)

393 Goshes, lookit all them elbows. life is good.

considering the alternative.

Grammie, Mrs Eez was on the phone w/ the lady who runs the "prayers for folks" circle at a local church when I read your post above, so many on the way for your stepdad from chilly NW IL.

Isn't it just winter when you look at the yard thermometer and it reads +14 and you feel a moment of happiness because it's so warm so late after dusk ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 10, 2015 07:48 PM (Hk17e)

394 a lot of those no-go zones are small and do-able

bastille day

let's pull all our defense funding from Europe except for the Russian frontiers

Posted by: Feh at January 10, 2015 07:48 PM (g/zj9)

395 link, lizzy?

Posted by: Feh at January 10, 2015 07:49 PM (g/zj9)

396 Yes, is a pretty good game.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 10, 2015 07:49 PM (NoB6A)

397 Romo.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 07:50 PM (RnbYZ)

398 Smith didn't even fight for that ball.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 07:50 PM (rwI+c)

399 boo

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 10, 2015 07:50 PM (zOTsN)

400 Flacco picked.


Game over. Sorry Balty fans.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 10, 2015 07:50 PM (NoB6A)

401 Nevermore.

Posted by: The Raven at January 10, 2015 07:50 PM (fBxC6)

402
wow

Not at all how I expected this game to play out.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 07:50 PM (d26lo)

403 Ball Game

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 10, 2015 07:50 PM (KFdZd)

404 Pick. Win. Pats!

Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 07:50 PM (t1dCc)

405
The NFL and everyone in it makes me sick but this is one of the best playoff games I've seen.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 07:51 PM (d26lo)

406 The party's over...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 10, 2015 07:51 PM (4DCSq)

407 Thats the game!

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at January 10, 2015 07:52 PM (l7Kbv)

408 Well, hush ma mouf!

Posted by: Sharkman at January 10, 2015 07:52 PM (rILa+)

409 Man he just threw that one away.... Loss is directly attributable to Flacco.

Posted by: Barackenhamen, Prince of Ears at January 10, 2015 07:52 PM (60Vyp)

410 whew!

Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 07:52 PM (6uib1)

411 394
A good thought. A lot of their suicidal socialist programs have been funded on the back of our military spending while they let their own atrophy. If big brother is not just next door but a few states away, they might start thinking more rationally- even if their economies were not starting to go to demographic and economic pot from the current course.

Of course, they know that we will eventually show up if things go south. Kind of makes the implicit threat less immediate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2015 07:52 PM (JWTYo)

412 Crackhead called a timeout.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 07:53 PM (RnbYZ)

413 Good. Despise Baltimore.
Two soft spots for New England.
Both K-State related, of course.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 10, 2015 07:53 PM (gy1ev)

414 Clean up Aisle #357

Posted by: Carol at January 10, 2015 07:53 PM (sj3Ax)

415 Fritz Lang "Metropolis" about to start on TCM channel.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 10, 2015 07:53 PM (Hk17e)

416
Why did they take a knee??

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 07:54 PM (d26lo)

417 What a way to lose. Almost feel sorry for Flacco

Posted by: L, elle at January 10, 2015 07:54 PM (2x3L+)

418 good grief! what to do, onside kick?

Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 07:54 PM (6uib1)

419 Wait...

Posted by: The Fat Lady at January 10, 2015 07:54 PM (fBxC6)

420
it was like when Mitt Romney took a knee after the first debate

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 07:54 PM (d26lo)

421 Anything could have happened there.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 07:56 PM (RnbYZ)

422 Oh well.

Now to another game I don't care about much.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 10, 2015 07:56 PM (9BRsg)

423 Hey teej, how you?

Posted by: L, elle at January 10, 2015 07:56 PM (2x3L+)

424 No, NE....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 10, 2015 07:56 PM (NoB6A)

425 Gronk on Defense.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 07:56 PM (RnbYZ)

426 So AFC Conference in NE?

Posted by: MikeH at January 10, 2015 07:57 PM (4OZqu)

427 OK

Posted by: The Fat Lady at January 10, 2015 07:57 PM (fBxC6)

428
Pats by 4 just as I predicted.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2015 07:57 PM (Qs8ZN)

429 ugh
Philip Rucker @PhilipRucker 23m23 minutes ago
Bush-Romney dynamic full of intrigue, dates to 1957 push by George Romney to convince Prescott Bush to buy a Rambler http://wapo.st/1BNIdiO

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 10, 2015 07:57 PM (ZPrif)

430 Yes. I think NE is top seed.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 07:57 PM (RnbYZ)

431 Yup, MikeH. They'll be back at Foxboro next week.

Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 07:58 PM (t1dCc)

432 I predict a Panther upset.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 07:58 PM (rwI+c)

433
Patriots are damn lucky.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 07:58 PM (d26lo)

434 >>link, lizzy?

In Minnesota: (remove spaces)
http://patdollard.com/2012/10/ eric-holder-declares-war-on-small-town-for-rejecting-mosque/

In Georgia:
http://maroonedinmarin.blogspot.com/2011/03/ eric-holders-injustice-dept-to.html

In Virginia:
http://maroonedinmarin.blogspot.com/2011/03/ eric-holders-injustice-dept-to.html

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2015 07:58 PM (ABcz/)

435 Words can't express. Hey! Maybe will be flying the same kind of plane the Clitons launched Ron Brown on? What?

Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2015 07:58 PM (go5uR)

436 Hi ya L, elle. Long time no see.
Thought some giant butterfly might have carried you off.
You doin' okay kid?

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 10, 2015 07:59 PM (gy1ev)

437
I predict a Panther upset.

the balls on you?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 07:59 PM (d26lo)

438 Good game but the sound work from NBC sucked. They had the crowd sound so muted it really took a lot of the excitement out of it.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 10, 2015 08:00 PM (qAza8)

439 By the pricking of my thumbs something Newton this way comes.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 08:00 PM (rwI+c)

440 "
I predict a Panther upset."




That would be fascinating.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 10, 2015 08:00 PM (NoB6A)

441 Did the Panthers make the Playoffs via clerical error?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 08:00 PM (RnbYZ)

442 Oops - here's the link for the VA mosque:

https://actforamerica.wordpress.com/2012/06/09/ mosque-building-usa-henrico-virginia/

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2015 08:01 PM (ABcz/)

443
Whoa. I don't think I'd look quite as cute in one of those little shirts.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2015 08:02 PM (wAQA5)

444 NE couldn't stop that running game.


So of course Ravens go away from it after the 1st Q.

Oh Well....congrats Pats morans.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2015 08:02 PM (MDgS8)

445 Playoff Elbows - Panthers

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/554082513279537152

Playoff Elbows - Seahawks

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/554082647308521474

Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2015 08:03 PM (GrXXa)

446 OMFG.. What a game!

Gosh.. it sure would be nice to have a football team...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 10, 2015 08:03 PM (/9Mak)

447 I predict a Panther upset.


I predict Prince Charles will cure cancer.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2015 08:03 PM (MDgS8)

448 With his mind.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2015 08:03 PM (MDgS8)

449 Gisele, warm up your Fahrvergnugen!

Posted by: Tom Brady at January 10, 2015 08:04 PM (Dwehj)

450 OMFG.. What a game!


Absolutely......that was a great game.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2015 08:04 PM (MDgS8)

451 mmmm. Belly buttons with no piercings. yum.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2015 08:04 PM (wAQA5)

452 OK, Patriots/Cowboys it is.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 10, 2015 08:04 PM (KFdZd)

453 Drudge says President Obama to outline plans for internet in Iowa.

They're going to get the internet in Iowa? Modernization!

Posted by: Joey Biden at January 10, 2015 08:04 PM (fBxC6)

454 "Did the Panthers make the Playoffs via clerical error?"



Damn near...........

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 10, 2015 08:04 PM (NoB6A)

455 Yeah.. the best game I have seen in a very long time.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 10, 2015 08:04 PM (/9Mak)

456 I'm still pulling for the Pack, though!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 10, 2015 08:05 PM (/9Mak)

457 By the pricking of my thumbs something Newton this way comes.

This is bizarre coming from a Bama fan.

Who the fuck are you??

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2015 08:05 PM (MDgS8)

458 Just realized that we get Joe Buck for the GB/Dal game tomorrow.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 10, 2015 08:05 PM (KFdZd)

459 Almost got swooped up and taken away. Instead I decided to hit a deer fence on my driveway to avoid hitting a deer on Christmas Eve. In retrospect, I wish I just mowed down the deer and total my car. Not a god Christmas though I got the bestest Christmas tree ever. About 13 ft tall in height, 7 feet wide across the bottom branches. It's gorgeous.

Posted by: L, elle at January 10, 2015 08:05 PM (2x3L+)

460 So I guess Joe Buck and Aikman are going to be blowing Romo again tomorrow.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2015 08:05 PM (zt+N6)

461 The Pat's ass has to hurt. They pulled that one out of their keister.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at January 10, 2015 08:06 PM (l7Kbv)

462 442 Strike two.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 08:06 PM (RnbYZ)

463 Iowa doesn't have the internet?


How could we tell?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 10, 2015 08:06 PM (NoB6A)

464 Just realized that we get Joe Buck for the GB/Dal game tomorrow.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 10, 2015 08:05 PM (KFdZd)


At least it wasn't Cris Collinsworth

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 10, 2015 08:06 PM (V+kmg)

465
452 OK, Patriots/Cowboys it is.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 10, 2015 08:04

Not so fast Scooter.
Posted by: Russell Wilson & Aaron Rodgers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2015 08:06 PM (oXqU7)

466 434

thanks

Posted by: Feh at January 10, 2015 08:06 PM (g/zj9)

467 If the cowboys win they should buy that Detroit asshole Suh a Rolex.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 10, 2015 08:07 PM (gy1ev)

468
Drudge says President Obama to outline plans for internet in Iowa.
...................
He's not only a doctor, lawyer and your Commander-In-Chief!!! he's a tech guru, too! We are so lucky.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2015 08:07 PM (wAQA5)

469 Girlie men!

Posted by: Hans and Franz at January 10, 2015 08:08 PM (KFdZd)

470 Here's to a Pats/Panthers SB!!!


Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2015 08:08 PM (6uib1)

471 463 Iowa doesn't have the internet?


How could we tell?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 1

Iowa
Idiots
Out
Walking
Around

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2015 08:08 PM (sghFD)

472 At least it wasn't Cris Collinsworth


Have to watch NBC games on mute because of him.

::despise::

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2015 08:09 PM (MDgS8)

473 Posted by: Russell Wilson Aaron Rodgers

-----------------------

Girlie men!

Hey, we're body builders, not internet gurus.

Posted by: Hans and Franz at January 10, 2015 08:09 PM (KFdZd)

474 Have to watch NBC games on mute because of him.

::despise::
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2015 08:09 PM (MDgS


I had most of the Pats game on mute because of him.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 10, 2015 08:09 PM (V+kmg)

475 459 was meant to start with "Hi Teej!" and "total" was supposed to be "totaled." Pixy is just eating words again I guess bc th hamsters aren't being fed properly.

I'm okay. Don't worry. I'm having a better post Christmas than Christmas this year.

Posted by: L, elle at January 10, 2015 08:09 PM (2x3L+)

476 I've never rooted for Carolina until tonight.


In movie news, saw both Unbroken and American Sniper. Both great. Cried at the end of American Sniper, even though I already knew how it ended.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at January 10, 2015 08:10 PM (KuU4f)

477 "Idiots

Out

Walking

Around"



Heh.


MH, you ready for tomorrow?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 10, 2015 08:11 PM (NoB6A)

478 473 Posted by: Russell Wilson Aaron Rodgers

-----------------------

Girlie men!

Hey, we're body builders, not internet gurus.
Posted by: Hans and Franz at January

Oh gimme a break, you're SNL loser gurls

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2015 08:12 PM (W6Tct)

479 can somebody hook me up with a job as towel boy for these gorgeous ladies' shower room?

Posted by: stpaulchuck at January 10, 2015 08:12 PM (TV1tx)

480 Well, gladly you had a great tree at least. Haven't had one in ten or eleven years.
Sorry about your car.
I got a torn meniscus, left knee, for Thanksgiving and a week later, shingles for a six week long Christmas present.
They're almost gone now. Thank. God.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 10, 2015 08:13 PM (gy1ev)

481 The cheeseheads who cheered the Lions getting jobbed by the refs ain't going to be so gleeful when the refs give the game to the Cowboys.

Posted by: A Boy Named Suh at January 10, 2015 08:14 PM (fBxC6)

482 So many people hate hate hatey Joe Buck.


To me he's just so bland.

I tune him out.

He isn't aggressively bad like Collinsworth.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2015 08:14 PM (MDgS8)

483 MH, you ready for tomorrow?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 10, 2015 08:11 PM (NoB6A)

Leaving here at 7:15 for the game. I do not have a good feeling about the game tomorrow.

Here's hoping Tony doesn't show up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2015 08:14 PM (W6Tct)

484 2nd Game DiT.... Can we haz a nu thred wif gingers?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2015 08:15 PM (60Vyp)

485 This punter could see a lot of work tonight.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 08:16 PM (RnbYZ)

486 "Leaving here at 7:15 for the game."


Hope you have a good time. Either way. I don't have a good feeling either if that helps.











Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 10, 2015 08:16 PM (NoB6A)

487 484 2nd Game DiT.... Can we haz a nu thred wif gingers?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2015 08:15 PM (60Vyp)

Seconded
Pretty please

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2015 08:17 PM (W6Tct)

488 You'll get nothing and like it if my experience with AOSHQ is anything to go by.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2015 08:18 PM (MDgS8)

489

I wonder what Mary Katherine Ham Sammich is doing right now...

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 08:18 PM (d26lo)

490 I got a torn meniscus, left knee, for Thanksgiving and a week later, shingles for a six week long Christmas present.

They're almost gone now. Thank. God.

Posted by: teej
.............
Another opportunity to warn you morons to get yer frickin' shingles shot!

My wife got them on her face, but caught them so early, she was rid of them in a few weeks.

That prompted me to get the shingles innoculation. Is still got them, but only a very minor outbreak on my leg.

Get the shot!!!!

My co-worker has them so bad he's still got nerve damage 5 years later.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 10, 2015 08:18 PM (/9Mak)

491 486 "Leaving here at 7:15 for the game."

Hope you have a good time. Either way. I don't have a good feeling either if that helps.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January

Thanks RK. Going with my oldest. She's quite the football fan. Suppose to be warm tomorrow. High of 20

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2015 08:18 PM (W6Tct)

492 475- Heh. And my glad got changed to gladly.
It's contagious.
Dang. Need to plug teh fone in. Probably be around later.

Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 10, 2015 08:19 PM (gy1ev)

493 Teej, shingles will go away eventually with treatment, right? What about your knee? How do you fix it?

Only good thing to come out of my deer accident is that my New Years resolution is to take up hunting and ridding myself of all the deer that live on my hillside. Apparently, the state of CO owns them and I have to get a license to hunt them on my own property. After, I get rid of the deer, I'm getting rid of the bazillion rabbits. They do the deer-in-the-headlights thing too and don't get out of the way either. I'm sick of them too. I think I'll leave the doves alone. I still like those.

How's the music?

Posted by: L, elle at January 10, 2015 08:19 PM (2x3L+)

494 488 You'll get nothing and like it if my experience with AOSHQ is anything to go by.
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2015 08:18 PM (MDgS

Upgrade to Platinum, you cheap bastard.


///

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2015 08:20 PM (W6Tct)

495 Hey have we mentioned yet that Cam Newton was in a big car accident not too long ago?

No.

Well, Cam Newton was in a big car accident not too long ago.

Posted by: Fox announcers at January 10, 2015 08:20 PM (t1dCc)

496 Jerry,
How much was the shot?
$120 out of pocket in WA.

Posted by: ChrisP at January 10, 2015 08:21 PM (/Po8k)

497
Upgrade to Platinum, you cheap bastard.



::rummages::

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2015 08:21 PM (MDgS8)

498 Dammit, not again! This always happens! Right when I finally find you on the blog, you disappear.

Teeeeeeeeej! Come back!

Posted by: L, elle at January 10, 2015 08:22 PM (2x3L+)

499 List and precise maps of no-go zones in France, produced by the French government:

http://tinyurl.com/2a5y6kn

-
Darkly amusing: Vichy has an Islamonazi no go zone.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 10, 2015 08:23 PM (LImiJ)

500 "High of 20"

Good Lord.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 10, 2015 08:23 PM (NoB6A)

501 497
Upgrade to Platinum, you cheap bastard.

::rummages::
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2015 08:21 PM (MDgS

You can always do a Go Dund Me

:-)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2015 08:23 PM (W6Tct)

502 I'm ready to play hide the schnitzel with mein liebchen!

Posted by: Tom Brady at January 10, 2015 08:24 PM (Dwehj)

503 Fund Me

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2015 08:24 PM (W6Tct)

504 499 Do they have a UTM Grid version?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2015 08:24 PM (RnbYZ)

505 500 "High of 20"

Good Lord.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January

Earlier this week we had a high of -4
Talk about brisk.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2015 08:25 PM (W6Tct)

506 Where's the Seattle and Carolina snapper elbows?

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2015 08:26 PM (dVmLD)

507 According to ProFootballMock, right about now Tom Brady is blitzing Flacco's wife's backfield right about now.

Posted by: goatexchange at January 10, 2015 08:26 PM (90SmE)

508 I wonder if Pam Oliver is pissed that she's been moved to the secondary calling crew from the "top" crew by a white girl.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2015 08:26 PM (zt+N6)

509 499, Interseting to note the first neighborhood listed is titled The Bridge of Goats. You just can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: fairweatherbill half loaded and proud at January 10, 2015 08:29 PM (ljIUb)

510 This is pretty funny. African-Americans are magic.

http://tinyurl.com/lhphssu

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 10, 2015 08:30 PM (LImiJ)

511 508 I wonder if Pam Oliver is pissed that she's been moved to the secondary calling crew from the "top" crew by a white girl.
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2015 08

White and 15 years her younger

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2015 08:31 PM (W6Tct)

512 508 I wonder if Pam Oliver is pissed that she's been moved to the secondary calling crew from the "top" crew by a white girl.
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2015 08

White and 15 years her younger

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2015 08:31 PM (W6Tct)

513 That pick's as good as a punt.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 08:33 PM (rwI+c)

514 Cam Newton being Cam Newton...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 10, 2015 08:33 PM (NoB6A)

515 513 That pick's as good as a punt.
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 08:33 PM (rwI+c)

In that weather maybe a tad better

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2015 08:34 PM (W6Tct)

516 The Fox commenters must be lurkers.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 08:36 PM (rwI+c)

517 Defensive struggle

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2015 08:36 PM (W6Tct)

518 So, this happened yesterday:

I was riding down on an elevator along with a young couple (mid 20's) and their two young children. Mother had a low scooped neckline on her shirt and her attributes were straining at the seams. Tattooed over the swell of her breasts in lovely script font with one word on each side: "God's Children"



My first thought was, "How nice, she has a collective nickname for them."




My second thought was, "I wonder what's tattooed on her ass, Holy and Moses?

Posted by: Seamus M. at January 10, 2015 08:38 PM (NeFrd)

519 All God's children just want to be free!

Posted by: Seamus M. at January 10, 2015 08:38 PM (NeFrd)

520 Nood elbows.

Posted by: guy who wants the pic of the Patriots' cheerleader in the sailor uniform at January 10, 2015 08:39 PM (t1dCc)

521 temp rising after dusk, can snow be far behind ?

"mmmm. Belly buttons with no piercings. yum."
you got that right. few things kill that feeling quicker than.

*pours a shot*

* health & long life to the Horde & theirs !
confusion to our enemies ! *

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 10, 2015 09:03 PM (Hk17e)

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